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New Airport Tax For Spain’s Tourists

In an effort to balance their books, the Spanish government have imposed a new airport tax; meaning that many holidaymakers heading to Spain will receive a surprise increase in their ticket prices. Some airlines are passing the new departure tax on to passengers, even if they booked their flights months ago. Some passengers have received emails telling them either to pay an extra charge of up to seven euros (£6) per person - or to cancel their flights. Other airlines are deciding whether to absorb the cost themselves. Budget airline, Ryanair, said Spain’s 2012 budget, passed into law at the end of June, obliged airlines to pay increased taxes. Spain is implementing drastic measures to try to slash its budget deficit to 5.3% from 8.5% in 2011. It has been promised bailout funds of up to 100bn euros for its banks, but wants to avoid a full state bailout. The European travel agents’ association ECTAA said the amount of the extra levy varied depending on which airport people used.

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Man Arrested After Stabbing In Salytien Centre An Italian man, 37, has been arrested by National Police after stabbing the owner of a bar in the Salytien Centre in Costa Adeje. The attack happened at around 11.30pm Monday night (2nd) when, according to police sources, the man arrived at the bar and accused the owner of owing his partner, an Italian woman who worked there, several months’ wages. An argument ensued, which culminated in the stabbing. While the aggressor fled, witnesses called emergency services, who transferred the victim to hospital where he received ten stitches and remains in a serious condition. Police picked his attacker up shortly afterwards near the Monkey pub; he is said not to have offered any resistance to his arrest, and the matter has now been handed over to Arona Courts for processing.

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Playa De Las Vistas Officially One Of Best Continued from Page 1 The Spanish low-cost airline, Vueling, is average rise in the tax was 18.9%, Five Beaches In Spain For Disabled Access Itbutsaidatthe also passing on the cost. It sent emails to some of the larger airports it would

Playa de Las Vistas in Los Cristianos has been awarded a certificate by the Asociación Española de Normalización (Aenor) for its disabled access. This recognition formally accredits the bathing area, the paseo marítimo, and the touristic information office, as an area of “global accessibility”. With the award, the beach is now officially one of the five best beaches in Spain for having removed barriers to access for those with reduced mobility. The others are Santa

almost double. For instance, at MadridBarajas the tax would rise from 6.95 euros to 14.44, while at Barcelona’s El Prat airport it would rise from 6.12 euros to 13.44. Ryanair said it would pass the cost on to passengers, even those who had already paid in full for their flights, because the tax applied “retrospectively to customers who booked flights before 2nd July 2012 and are travelling from 1st July onwards”. It said for bookings made on or after 2nd July, the increased tax would have been included in the price.

Drought Brings Critical Year For Tenerife Honey

Marina in Asturias, and La Malvarrosa, Sagunto and El Cabanyal in Valencia. The certificate was publicly

presented on Friday in a ceremony at the auditorio Infanta Leonor in Los Cristianos.

Tributes Flood In For Brit, Found Dead During Tenerife Stag Party Trip

Tributes have continued to flood in for tragic stag party reveller, Lee Mairs, who died after being found unconscious outside his hotel in Tenerife.

Mr Mairs, 24, from Stockport, was found with a head injury on the floor outside his apartment in Playa de las Américas. Police say they are continuing to probe the ‘suspicious’ death, but have not launched a full murder inquiry yet. Pals of the electrician, who jetted away with him last week say that the room in the holiday complex had been broken into. Members of his family have flown to the island in a bid to bring his body back home. Tributes have continued to pour in from friends of the popular Werneth School pupil. Friends on Facebook said the electrician would be ‘deeply missed’ by everyone who knew him. Stuart Connell said: “I think we can safely say that Lee Mairs will be leaving behind a lot of great friends and admirers. One of the most humble and unassuming lads I knew at home. You’ll be truly missed pal.” Chris Brown said: “You were loved by many and will be missed deeply!” Nobody deserves what happened to you.”

The electrician had flown out from Manchester Airport with 22 friends for the celebration on Thursday. Groom-to-be, Chris Booth, 29, and many of the stag party cut their trip short following the tragedy. His dad Darren, 46, is understood to have flown to Tenerife following the news. The Foreign Office confirmed it was continuing to assist the family. Friends are set to hold a charity football match to help his devastated family. The match will be held at Cheadle Town Football Club in Cheadle on Sunday, 15th July at 2pm. Organisers are also hoping to raise money auction off signed football memorabilia.

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passengers giving them seven days to cancel their flight, or the extra payment would be debited automatically from the card they used to book. British Airways and Iberia have said that they had not yet decided whether to pass on the cost or absorb it. ECTAA said in a statement it was “dismayed” by the rise, which was imposed “without proper consultation of airport users nor appropriate implementation time”. It said travel agents faced a “technical and financial nightmare to recover the extra charge”.

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The production of the prestigious Denominación de Origen Protegida Tenerife honey will be almost wiped out this year as a result of the drought and heatwaves, says Juan Jesús Ramos Fariña, the president of Apiten, the island’s apiarist association. Prices are expected to rise considerably, and the Teide broom and Tajinaste honey will be particularly affected. So far this year production is down 50%, but it is expected to fall to 90% by

the end of the year. Losses in the bee-keeping sector will be substantial, said Mr Ramos; with this year being critical for the industry: catastrophic

wouldn’t be too strong a word for the current situation, with no official monies available to help, because of the economic crisis.

Fatal Traffic Accident in Puer to de la Cruz

A 41 year old man has been killed and two women injured in a collision between a car and a motorcycle. The occurred at around 10:51 on the Avenida Marqués Villanueva del Prado, near the Botanical Garden in Puerto de la Cruz.

The rider of the bike died of cardiac arrest due to the severity of the impact. The two injured women, 39 and 59 years old, suffered mild bruising. All parties were taken to Bellevue Hospiten.

Hello, readers. I would like to thank all of our readers for the fantastic response we’ve had to the Tenebay pull-out section of our newspaper. We like to think that we’re providing an important and much requested service. La Laguna is to have the use of a comprehensive business database, to facilitate new ventures in the area. Any potential new business can check out the demographics of a specific area; local amenities, shops, types of residents in the area, etc. This is a great idea that will, hopefully, spread to other municipalities. Hats off to the boffins that came up with that! I’d like to say a big “bon voyage” to

all the kids that flew off to the UK for a special “dream holiday” – thanks to the efforts of Tenerife Lions Sur (page 7). It’s sure to be an exciting time for them; as many of them have never been on a plane before. I know I’ve said this in previous editions, but I believe it’s worth repeating: Tenerife Lions Sur are a great institution, with staff who work tirelessly to help those in need, or the less fortunate that the rest of us. The next time you see one of their collection boxes, or visit one of their fantastic fund-raising events, please give generously. Until next week, cuídate.

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Geological Map Of the Canaries is Unveiled

Our archipelago can now be studied in a much more complete fashion, after the submission of the ‘Geological Map of the Canary Islands’, the first publication of the geological media by GRAFCAN Canary, the public enterprise of the autonomous government responsible for geographic information and planning. The map was presented on Wednesday (4th) during the “Conference on the strategic value of spatial information,” held in Santa Cruz. The information developed by the map is an instrumental element “strategic” in the planning and preliminary study of the actions humans have had over the territory. The technical details were presented by the Director General of Geological and Mining Institute of Spain (IGME), Vidania Rose, who stressed the importance of new technologies for production and

cartographic representation of the Islands. Spatial information from the Government of the Canary Islands plays “a decisive role in land management and planning.” The field work for the development of this mapping took place during the development of ‘Magna Plan’ (National Geological Map), directed and financed by the IGME between 1975 and 2000. The map is funded by the European Union within the Transnational Cooperation Programme 2007-2013. The conference was attended by the President of the Canary Islands, Paulino Rivero, the Minister of Public Works, Transport and Regional Policy of the Canary Islands, Domingo Berriel, the CEO of Cartographic de Canarias (GRAFCAN), Bernardo Pizarro, and Deputy National Geographic Information Subsystem and Environment, National Institute of Statistics and Geography of Mexico (Inegui), Enrique de Alba.

Insect Causes Car to Flip

A car overturned on Sunday evening (1st) on the TF-247, in the La Laguna area. The driver of the car suffered only minor injuries, including a cut to his knee. It is understood that the accident happened when an insect entered the car, and the driver lost control while he was frantically trying to swat the creature.

Cabildo Warns Of “Serious Prejudice” For Tourism Sector Strike Action

The Tenerfife Cabildo says it has “deeply regretted” the call for a general strike in tourism this summer, and has warned of the “serious prejudice” it may pose to the economy. The financial vice-president and chief executive of the Cabildo Insular de Turismo, Carlos Alonso, is confident that the hotel employers and trade unions will arrive “as soon as possible” at an agreement that does not compromise the normal running of the tourist sector, especially in a time of a great influx of tourists. Both sides have not been able to agree on negotiating the Collective Agreement of Hospitality. If the strike action occurs, unions

have already announced a schedule of demonstrations that will begin on 20th July and continue throughout the month of August, when there will be two days of general strikes. The Minister is confident that this conflict can be settled, to avoid cancellations and mitigate the damage already caused by announcing a general strike, especially when “we

are in a highly uncertain economic outlook, “he added. Mr Alonso also said, “instead of announcing the strike and mobilisation actions and disagreement, both parties should undertake to reach an agreement as soon as possible. In this economy we must all give our positions to reach an agreement for the benefit of employment.”

The University Council and the Ministry of Education have unanimously approved the increase of tuition fees by 40-percent for new entrants to undergraduate courses. “We will enforce the law because we cannot do otherwise, though it is a law with which we disagree” said José Miguel Pérez, the Canaries’ Minister of Education, in a press conference in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria. This increase in rates will rest upon the students, which the Minister of Education considers “a burden on the needy.” The Ministry claims it can cushion the effects using one of the lowest rates across the state, and through the issuance of grants from the Autonomous Community,

for those students who could not access grants from the Ministry of Education. For undergraduate students, who make up 60-percent of the total student population, the rising cost of full tuition will be the minimum required by the Ministry of Education and Science: 15-percent. The maximum defined by law is 25-percent. This will be a 40-percent increase over current enrolment of students. Consequently, prices will vary between 12.30 euros and 18.95 euros

per credit, when last year they were between 8.79 and 13.70. The Director General of the Council of Universities, Carlos Itiaga, says that these measures “endanger the proliferation of doctors and access to te specialised studies” and wanted to emphasise that “if you look at the decree-law to be adopted, it can be seen that the quarter payment of tuition will be more expensive than paying a full course today. If the aim is to raise more money, this will have an adverse effect”

Canarian University Sees 40% Increase In Enrolment Fees

Simbreeze Release Tenerife South X

The Canary Islands are one of the world’s most popular tourist spots and famous for their volcanic terrain, as well as, of course, the amount of sunshine they get per year. Some of the north airport’s approaches, however, are classed as amongst the most dangerous in the world and are only suitable for smaller aircraft, which leaves the heavy traffic, these days at least, to use Tenerife Sur. Scansim’s rendition of the airport, which sits in the shadow of the islands’ (and Spain’s) highest mountain peak, is now

available for FSX. The fully detailed airport comes with custom buildings and ground textures plus realistic runway and taxiway lighting.

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Hong Kong Opens Door To Canarian W ines

Wine producers from different areas, with designation of origin (DO) of the Canary Islands, are to be given the opportunity to enrol in the fifth edition of the Hong Kong International Wine & Spirits Fair; a fair in which Spain will have its own pavilion, thanks to a partnership of Spanish Foreign Trade Institute (ICEX) and the Spanish Wine Federation (FEV). The fair will take place from 8th to 10th November 2012, together with associated activities which contribute to giving a higher profile and visibility to Spanish wine producers. The deadline for registration will end on 10th July. This is an annual contest, organised by the Hong Kong Trade Development Council. Given the magnitude of the event and the influx of visitors, this fair is positioning itself as one of the largest in Asia in its sector, representing an

important showcase for the present and future of wine in Asian markets. In 2008 Hong Kong launched its bid to become the hub of the global wine market, with the deletion of any tax on the product. In February 2010 the province signed a series of agreements that granted certain customs facilities, for re-export of wine in Hong Kong to mainland China. Today countries, such as France, export to this region. Exports have tripled since taxes were eliminated.

At the moment, Hong Kong is almost devoid of a local wine industry, meaning that nearly all the wines consumed on the island are imported. Moreover, in recent years there has been an emerging culture of wine drinking in the region, which is rapidly gaining importance. Imports of Spanish wine in Hong Kong in 2011 grew by 120-percent in volume; with approximately 2,859,524 litres of wine arriving in the area, giving Spain a market share of 5.94-percent.

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US Comedy Web Series Shot in Tenerife

The American comic web series “EastWillyB” has recently published an episode called “Manny in Tenerife”, which shows some of the most emblematic areas of Santa Cruz, including Tenerife Arts Space (TEA), scenes in the tram and the Carnival’s murgas Chicharrero. The episode was filmed during the celebration of Movilfestenerife, in December 2011.

The episode featured the Tenerife director of the series, Yamin Segal, and the lead actor, Johnny Rivera, with a cast of other wellknown Canarian actors, such as Mercedes Ortega, Darío López and Lamberto Guerra. The shoot was said to have gone so well that the producers of “EastWillyB” have decided to edit a bonus chapter, that will open the new season of the series. “EastWillyB” is considered, by the prestigious

American magazine The New Yorker, as one of the three web series (the other two are “Awkward Black

Girl” and “Chick”) that has the best production and recommends their readers to view the series.

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Two Arrested For Stealing 200 Rivero Formally Request Revision Kilos Of Electric Lighting Cable Of The Financing System Agents of the National Police Brigade belonging to the Public Safety Local Police Station of San Cristóbal de La Laguna, have arrested two people, known only as MMAS and SMF on suspicion of burglary. The suspects are aged 29 and 27 years-old, respectively. The incident took place on 23rd June, about 5:50 pm, when the Control Room Information Centre activated the alarm for the power supply tunnel, located on the North motorway, in the Chumberas District.

Police officers went to the scene, locating an individual who, upon noticing the police presence, started to flee, but was immediately caught. A vehicle and driver that was parked in the vicinity of the premises was also searched and taken into custody. Following the search of the vehicle the police found numerous tools and about 200 kilograms of copper wire. The detainees were taken into custody, and were later given over to the disposal of the judicial authority.

Protest In El Hierro Against Fishing Regulations

Some 1500 people have protested against the fishing regulations in El Hierro, in a demonstration that brought the island’s capital to a stand-still. The event saw bars, restaurants and shops close in protest against the proposed temporary order to close fishing rights, served on the island by the Canarian Ministry of Agriculture, Livestock, Fisheries and Water. According to the association of recreational fishermen on the island, the proposed temporary closure order does not have the consensus of all sectors and institutions of the island and only benefits and defends the interests of a particular sector, “that of the

The president of the regional government, Paulino Rivero, has announced that the Canary Islands government will formally request the revision of the financing system, through a committee, to evaluate the way that the law provides for government finances. The announcement follows a one-hour meeting at the Moncloa Palace in Madrid, between Mr Rivero and the Vice President of the national government, Soraya Saenz de Santamaría. During the meeting it became clear that Saenz de Santamaría was to coordinate bilateral meetings in the coming weeks between different members of the central government and

our regional administration; to address issues affecting the Canary Islands. A formal summit will not take place between the two administrations, as Rivero had announced weeks ago, when he met with President, Mariano Rajoy. Other issues discussed between Rivero and the vice president were the improvement of competitiveness in the

Islands’ economy through airport subsidies, and the internationalisation of the archipelago as a platform in Africa. The regional president showed his displeasure with the “discriminatory treatment” that the Canaries have received, with regards to the latest government bonuses; which were denied to the Canary Islands, but approved for the Balearics.

A man died at midday on Wednesday (4th) after falling into the sea off the coast of the municipality of La Laguna. The deceased was named as Ángel García Santana, a 78-year-old resident of Bajamar. The accident occurred in the Punta del Hidalgo

region, shortly after 13:30 hours, when the operations room of 112 received a call reporting that someone had fallen overboard from a wall and needed help getting out of the water. The victim had been in a bar in the area, and then walked by the wall and, somehow, fell over. He suffered a fractured skull in the fall.

The man was rescued by Red Cross personnel, who tried, without success, to resuscitate the man when he went into cardiac arrest. Local police and Emergency and Rescue Group crews collaborated on the scene and the National Police removed the deceased following the arrival of a judicial authority.

Man Dies After Falling Into The Sea

professional fishermen.” Antonio Grillo, president of the association, also said that the ban directly affect various socioeconomic sectors of the island, including tourist accommodation, car hire, bars and restaurants. He also said that the Canary Islands’ Government has tried to “fool” the people, talking about

consensus among the sectors involved. Grillo assessed the protest as “reaffirming the strong social conscience that exists in the island,” adding that the proposal made by the Government in relation to the fishing ban “does not appreciate the position of the recreational fisherman.”

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Tenerife Sur Lions Law Comes Into Effect To

Friday evening (29th June) saw a group of children gather at the airport from different areas on the Island, joining together for the start of their “Dream Holiday”. The children and carers are part of the Tenerife Sur Lions initiative to take children from Tenerife to the UK for a special holiday, which is part of an on-going program, which started 17 years ago.

Charge For Emergency Services

ThE law, Ley 4/2012, dated 25th June, came into effect at midnight on Saturday. From now, there will be charges for emergency services required for those in difficulty through their own recklessness.

Although the flight was delayed for 4 hours, nothing could dampen

the sheer delight of what was for many their very first flight.

Online Access To All Business Information In La Laguna

Businessmen and entrepreneurs, who are interested in opening or expanding their business in La Laguna, will soon be able to use a website that will list the details of all the businesses in the municipality. The plan was explained on Wednesday morning (4th) by the mayor of La Laguna, Fernando Clavijo, at a press conference that was also attended by the Cabildo’s Minister of Employment, Economic Development, Trade and External Affairs, Efrain Medina. The City Council and traders have collaborated on the project, to make

relevant information available to the public and to help in expanding businesses. Fernando Clavijo, explained that “the objective, once it is finished, is the geolocation of the whole commercial fabric, and to keep it updated so that any person accessing the website can obtain real-time data.” Efrain Medina, said that the “tool will contain information, not only about the location of shops, but also the surrounding services; such as transport, parking facilities, customer profiles, the type of residents in the area, vacancies, etc. “

Former Councillor Accused Of Embezzlement

The chief prosecutor of Santa Cruz de Tenerife, Carmen Almendral, has filed a complaint against the former councillor for planning, Norberto Plasencia, and members of his Board of Management for alleged embezzlement of public funds and “evasion of the truth.” The prosecution believes that those in the planning department bought the House “Siliuto de El Toscal” from the owners for 188,000 euros more than its real value, in February 2003, when Plasencia was responsible for the area. According to the

complaint, the City acquired the building for 612,000 Euros and paid, in addition to other taxes, 11,000 Euros for the relevant paperwork. The full amount was paid, even though the valuation of the property had priced the building at a much lower price of 332,500 Euros. There was a second valuation of the property, carried out by Tinsa Urbanism; the same company who made one of the valuations of the land in Las Teresitas, where they considered that the City had to pay 706,000 Euros. The prosecutor considers that none of the numbers correspond to the real value of the site. According to an expert report, commissioned by Carmen

Almendral, the property is worth 475,000 Euros and, moreover, the owners who should have paid the 11,000 Euros fees as a gesture of goodwill. The prosecution has called for charges against Norberto Plasencia and all members of the Governing Council of the Planning Department. It has also called, as witnesses, the former owners of the house. The City purchased the building to be used as a youth centre; a project that is still in the air, pending the approval of the council. The draft plan for the site maintains this use. The building is spread over three floors, and is over onehundred years old.

The law sets charges in terms of the numbers needing rescue, and so a rescue involving up to 4 victims will have a ceiling of 6,000 Euros. In very rare cases, where larger groups are involved, the ceiling will be set at 8,000 Euros for 5-8 needing rescue, 10,000 Euros for 9-16, and 12,000 Euros for 16+. The law also allows that the charges will be levied against the estate of anyone who dies during their rescue; a measure which the regional Government insists complies with the provisions of national fiscal legislation. The press is reporting that the first case that could possibly be charged for emergency rescue is that of a 45-year-old windsurfer

who needed assistance in El Médano on Tuesday afternoon. According to emergency services sources, the alert was activated by Protección Civil officers in the area after observing the windsurfer experiencing problems, and being unable to get back to land by his own means. Lifeboats and a GES helicopter were called out, and it was the helicopter which rescued him and transferred him to TFS, safe and sound. It transpires that windsurfing is classified as

a “risk sport” in Ley 4/2012 de 25 de junio de medidas administrativas y fiscales, and as such, this rescue could be the first to be charged under the new legislation. General estimates put the possible costs in the region of 2,500 Euros. It will be interesting to see whether any charge is indeed levied. It would strike many, given the multitude of windsurfers who legally practice their chosen sport in El Médano, as particularly unfair if they were to be penalised in this way.

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European Leaders Seek to Overcome Divisions at Summit

Europe’s leaders last week capped their latest effort to check the financial crisis that claimed Cyprus as its fifth victim. Euro-area finance ministers set the stage when they gathering in Brussels of the European Union’s 27 chiefs, approving Cyprus’s bailout and detailing how they would aid Spanish banks. Consensus breaks down on safeguarding governments in Spain and Italy, with German Chancellor Angela Merkel rejecting calls to do more to cut their borrowing costs. opes are therefore fading that the EU leader’s summit that continued into the weekend would produce anything concrete for the market to digest when it opened Monday morning. The current impasse between EU politicians is stemming from the order in which the EU moves towards political, fiscal and banking union (or not as the case may be). The Germans are unwilling to consider a banking union without direct control of how bail-out money is used by those banks in Spain, Italy or France that would require money. That is, Germany would want political union before it committed to using the European Financial Stability Facility to recapitalise Euro-zone banks, which is the least likely of the three steps needed to be achieved on any reasonable timescale. The southern states naturally feel the

lawmakers in Berlin yesterday. “Oversight and liability have to go hand in hand. There can only be joint liability when adequate oversight is ensured.” Cyprus, which may need as much as 10 billion Euros due to the damage to its banking system from losses on Greek bonds, won’t withdraw its bailout request, a possibility that had been reported in local media, Finance Minister Vassos Shiarly said. While pursuing EU aid, Cypriot officials have investigated the prospect of a loan from Russia or China. Shiarly said this search will continue. The euro has lost c3.3 percent in the past three months, the biggest drop among the 10 most developed-nation currencies. The yen was the best performer with a c9.6 percent jump, followed by a c4.3 percent increase in the dollar.

exact opposite is the way to go. What we need at the very least is a roadmap of how we eventually get there. But there is a real chance we may not even get that. Spanish Bond yields continue to creep higher, this morning the 10y is trading fractionally below the 7% level, sitting at 6.99%. Nothing more is needed other than ‘unsustainable’ to describe Spanish borrowing costs at the moment, making the decisions made this weekend all the more important.

Speaking three hours after Spanish Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy made a plea for help at the summit; Merkel said that euro bonds, euro bills and debt redemption funds are unconstitutional in Germany and economically “wrong and counterproductive.” “I fear that at the summit there will be much too much talk about mutual liability and far too little about improved oversight and structural measures,” Merkel told lower-house

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Barclays Boss Resigns Amid Scandal G l a x o s m i t h k l i n e I n $3 Bn Fraud Settlement

Barclays chief executive Bob Diamond has resigned with immediate effect. The move comes less than a week after the bank was fined for trying to manipulate inter-bank lending rates, sparking a government inquiry and calls for criminal investigations. Mr Diamond said he was stepping down because the external pressure on the bank risked “damaging the franchise”. The Barclays boss was “encouraged” to go by the Bank of England and the FSA. “They were unable to force him out, because the recent FSA investigation into how Barclays attempted to rig the important Libor interest rates did not find him personally culpable. However, as a regulated institution, it was impossible for Barclays’ board to ignore the revealed wishes

of the two most powerful regulators in the City.” Earlier, Lord Turner described the outrage at the bank’s actions. “The cynical greed of traders asking their colleagues to falsify their Libor submissions so that they could make bigger profits has justifiably shocked and angered people, in

particular when we are facing hard economic times provoked by the financial crisis,” he told the Financial Services Authority’s annual meeting. Chancellor George Osborne welcomed Mr Diamond’s departure and said he hoped it was the “first step towards a new culture of responsibility” in banking.

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Finland and Holland are trying to block the agreement to help Spain and Italy. They oppose that the permanent rescue fund buys debt in the two counties on the secondary bond market. Finland and Holland say if the process is considered urgent, it will need the support of more EU countries, and says it wants to see unanimity. Unemployment in the Eurozone hit a new record in May of 11.1%, led by Spain with 24.6% out of work. The data comes from Eurostat, and shows the EU countries with the least unemployment are Austria 4.1%, Holland 5.1%, Luxembourg 5.4% and Germany 5.6%. The number of under 25’s out of work in Spain has reached 52.1%, the same as Greece. The Minister for the Economy, Luis de Guindos, has said, at the closure of the FEAS summer course, that we are in for ‘negative growth’ in the last six months. However he also said he was ‘convinced’ that Spain must ‘make a jump forward in growth and prosperity’. He sidestepped questions on a possible in IVA/VAT. Bankia is to sell more than 30 billion euros of assets described as having ‘scant profitability’. Small shareholders and those affected by the preferential shares blame the board for their anger with the bank. Car sales in Spain fell by 12.1% in June compared to the same month last year. The first six months of the year saw an 8.2% fall compared to last year. The numbers come from the manufactures, ANFAC and dealers, GANVAM. 69.5% of the cars registered in Spain in June were diesel. The sale of cars to individuals has now seen two years of falls. Flat prices have fallen by another 5.5% in the first six months of the year, and are now back down to the levels of 2003. The number comes from the Sociedad de Tasación. Since the highs of 2007, prices have fallen 30%. For this year to June prices fell in all provincial capitals and regions. The CEOE employers association has proposed that the payment of the tax when any type of property is purchased, be split into instalments. The CEOE has suggested to the Government that this will reactivate the market. The Ministry for Agriculture is to prepare a plan to stimulate exports. The industry wants tax incentives to travel to trade fairs. Currently food companies have to meet half the costs of promotion campaigns outside Spain. Meanwhile the sector has rejected an agreement with Morocco. The liberation of trade is prejudicing the south of Spain, although Tomatoes, Cucumber and Strawberries are among seven products which continue to be protected. The Government is insisting on liberalising the opening hours in all the large tourist areas. The cabinet wants to propose to the regional governments that they increase the number of hours a shop can be open from 72 to 90 a week.

GlaxoSmithKline was slapped with a $3 billion fine last week by the U.S. Justice Department, after failing to report safety data on some of the company’s most popular drugs. The payment - with $1 billion going to settle criminal wrongdoing, and $2 billion to cover civil liabilities - is the largest fraud settlement in U.S. history, and the largest payment ever by a drug company. GlaxoSmithKline (GSK) will plead guilty to two counts of introducing misbranded drugs, Paxil and Wellbutrin, into interstate commerce. Specifically, the government alleged that the drugs were marketed as a treatment for conditions for which they had not been approved. It said Paxil, which treats depressive and anxiety disorders in adults, was marketed to children and adolescents, and Wellbutrin, an antidepressant, was marketed as a weight-loss aid.

A third count involves a failure to report safety data about the drug Avandia, a diabetes drug, to the Food and Drug Administration between 2001 and 2007. In addition to the criminal and civil resolutions, GlaxoSmithKline has reached a 5-year compliance agreement with the Department of Health and Human Services. Under terms of the deal, according to department Inspector General, Daniel R. Levinson, company executives could forfeit annual bonuses if they or their subordinates engage in significant

misconduct, and sales agents are now being paid based on quality of service rather than sales targets. GlaxoSmithKline said in a statement that the settlement will be funded through existing cash resources. “On behalf of GSK, I want to express our regret and reiterate that we have learnt from the mistakes that were made,” CEO Andrew Witty said in a statement, adding that the company has changed its procedures for compliance, marketing and selling since the incidents.

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Large Drugs Haul In Alicante Fire Fighting Helicopter Pilot Killed In Valencia Fire

The National Police has, in collaboration with the Agencia Tributaria, stopped a van on the A-7 motorway, in Alicante, found to be carrying 2,800 kilos (nearly 3 tons) of hashish. 15 arrests have been made, police say from one of the most active Drug trafficking groups on the Levante Coast. This particular consignment was on its way to Alicante. When stopped by the police, the van driver at first drove off at great speed, and later tried to escape on foot, but he was caught up with and arrested. One of the members of the gang, when word reached him, threw away a rubbing bag containing 33 mobile phones. The investigation has allowed for the embargo of six properties and 10 vehicles and 20 bank

accounts have been blocked. A further 11 members of the group have now been arrested. It’s thought the group had been in operation since December 2011, led by a Spaniard nick-named ‘el califa’ because of the contacts he had in Morocco with different hashish

providers. He had an assistant who was said to have been paid by him a salary of 20,000 euros a year, and who had the use of several luxury properties and vehicles in Alicante. The drugs were usually moved on the motorway at night.

Two of the fire-fighting helicopters being used to fight the Valencia fire have crashed. They came down on Monday afternoon (2nd) while fighting the fire in Cortes. The Emergency service has confirmed that they have failed to find the first pilot, whose helicopter came now close to the Forata reservoir. Divers have been searching the reservoir without success, and it is now feared the worst for the still unnamed pilot. A search for him started again at first light. His helicopter came from the BRIF, Brigade for the Reinforcement of the Extinction of Fires. At least 23 people have died in accidents while working fighting forest fires since 2002. The second helicopter crew have been found and the pilot and co-pilot are said to be ‘conscious’. They are reported to have suffered cuts and bruises and have been taken to hospital for observation. One of the fires in Valencia, at Cortes de Pallás, is now out and the other at Andilla ‘evolves favourably’. According to the Government Councillor, 28,643 hectares were destroyed in the

Cortes de Pallás area, and another 19,940 were lost in Andilla. It’s a total number of hectares affected of 48,583. Progress in fighting the flames came on Monday, when more than 40 fire-fighting planes joined the work, in addition to the 1,800 people on the ground. A change in the wind direction also helped the fire fighters. What some described as ‘an enormous smoke cloud’ has been hanging over a large part of Valencia province. The Government says it is collaborating ‘closely’ with Valencia. Many are speaking of one of the worst fires in Spain in two decades. Some observers have noted that there has been a 14% in the number of fire fighters in the region as part of public spending cuts. A 57 year old man who is thought to have started the fire in Andilla has been detained. He is accused of starting the fire when burning stubble. The two arrested for the fire at Cortés de Pallás are on provisional release. The latter two are accused of negligence when installing solar panels in a house.

Lianne Angel Smith, the British woman who suffocated her two children, 5 year old Rebecca and 11 month old Daniel, to death in a hotel in Lloret de Mar, has been handed down a 30 year sentence by the Court in Girona, after the jury in the provincial court found her guilty. She was found guilty of two counts of assassination and sentenced to 15 years for each one. The judge said that the court had ‘applied the aggravating and mitigating kinship of mental disorder and confession’. The deaths came when her partner, Martin Smith – although the couple were not married, was extradited from Spain to the UK on charges of sexual abuse of another daughter Lianne Smith had from a previous relationship. Martin Smith’s body was found in January this year in his UK prison cell. He had hanged himself. Scared that the British social services would come after the children, she

told the court she killed them ‘out of love’. But the prosecution described the murders as ‘abominable’. Medical experts told the court that Lianne Smith, ‘knew what she was doing, but believed that it was better for the children to die than to go to a reception centre’.

British Couple Arrested For Drug Money Laundering Lianne Smith Sentenced To 30 Years

National Police, in collaboration with the SCEDA, Scottish Crime and Drug Enforcement Agency, have arrested a British couple who allegedly money laundered the profits generated by drug trafficking by buying property on the Mediterranean Coast. The couple worked for a group which was broken up last March, when 14 people were detained and 108 kilos of hashish recovered with 3 kilos of cocaine and a plantation of Marihuana.

The operation was called ‘Snapper’ and started at the end of 2010 in the U.K. The group contacted with different suppliers of hashish and cocaine to acquire the drugs and introduce them into Scotland and the U.K. in vehicles crossing the English Channel. The Spanish part was the money laundering via the property on the Levante. The latest arrests are the British married couple, resident in La Nucía, from where they collaborated with the organisation now dismantled.

Hacienda Makes The Fiscal Amnesty Even More Generous Hacienda are to widen the facilities for those who want to take advantage of the fiscal amnesty. Minister for Hacienda, Cristóbal Montoro, has abandoned the idea of collecting 10% from those who bring their hidden assets into the open, after the lawyers representing some of them complained about the measure. Now, instead of 10% being charged on all the assets brought out into the open, only those from the last three years will be used in the calculation, and no interests or charges will be imposed. It means that some

Spanish Unemployment Falls By 98,853 In June

fraudsters will now have to find as little as 1% of the total money defrauded. What’s more Hacienda says it will look

the other way from the declarations and no investigations will be launched as a result of them.

Spanish Unemployment has fallen by 98,853 in June, making it the best June month for 16 years. It’s the third consecutive month to see a fall, and was especially of note in the service sector where 52,654 people found work, thanks to the start of the tourist season. This year’s June fall is 30,000 more than in June 2011. However over the last year unemployment is up by half a million people. Secretary of State for

Employment, Engracia Hidalgo, said that a close watch would have to be taken to see how the figures evolve, but ‘it is a good number for June’. Meanwhile the number

of affiliates in the Social Security increased by 31,332 in June compared to the previous month. It takes the number of contributors above 17 million for the first time this year at 17,027,843.

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Judge Summons Bankia Executives

A High Court judge on Wednesday (4th) subpoenaed former Bankia Chairman Rodrigo Rato and 32 other board members of the beleaguered bank, as well as that of the parent company Banco Financiero y de Ahorros (BFA), as targets of an investigation into alleged financial crimes that led to the institution’s collapse – the biggest financial débâcle in Spanish history. Besides Rato, who is a former IMF managing director and economy minister, Judge Fernando Andreu has also subpoenaed former Interior Minister Ángel Acebes and former Bancaja Chairman José Luis Olivas, who both served on the BFA board. Like Rato, Acebes formed part of the Popular Party (PP) administration of José María Aznar. The High Court decided to open an inquiry into Bankia’s collapse after the UPyD party leader, Rosa Díez, filed a criminal complaint against the board members on 11th June. Díez alleges that Rato and the others may have committed up to

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Drug Prescription Co-payment Rolls Out With Delays and Confusion

Day one of the new co-payment system for subsidised drugs caused line-ups and technical glitches at pharmacies across Spain, although the gloomiest predictions about generalised chaos did not materialise. five crimes in connection with the preparation of alleged fraudulent audits and prospectus audits that helped list Bankia’s shares on the stock exchange in July 2011. The shares, worth around 3.75 euros when Bankia was listed, are now barely worth one euro. Customers of many banks listed during the recent restricting of the sector have seen their savings lose much of their value after being persuaded to take shares ahead of the lenders´ launch on the market. According to judicial sources, the crimes listed in the subpoenas include alleged swindling and falsification of documents.

Bankia, which was formed from the merger of seven savings banks, including powerhouse Caja Madrid, was taken over in May by the Bank of Spain. A subsequent audit found that Bankia would need at least 19 billion euros in government bailout money to cover holes dug deep by bad property loans. Rato was fired as Bankia president soon after the central bank takeover. On 28th May, the Attorney General’s Office initiated an investigation against the bank and its directors while activists from the 15-M protest movement and the obscure right-wing Manos Limpias union have also filed separate complaints against Rato and Bankia.

British Man Dies After 8th Floor Fall From A Magaluf Hotel

A 24 year old British man has died after falling from an eighth floor terrace in a hotel in Magaluf, Mallorca. Emergency services and a life support ambulance could do nothing to save his life, despite trying for 50 minutes to revive the man. It happened at 3.07am on Monday morning (2nd) for reasons which are not known, but are being investigated. Also, Friday 29th June saw a 28 year old British man from Twickenham, Benjamin

Harper, fall to his death after plummeting from the fifth floor of the four start Hotel Antillas, also in Magaluf. Harper had attended the stag night for a family member and it’s thought that he had been trying to cross from one balcony to another, although his father said he fell after leaning on the balcony while he had a cigarette. 64 year old Kenneth Harper said his son was a popular boy with many friends. ‘They are very upset’, he said.

Another Legionnaires Disease Outbreak hadInbeenCalpe There has been spending the last another outbreak of Legionnaires’ Disease at the same hotel in Calpe, the Diamante Beach, where three deaths have already been seen. These new cases, some reports speak of five people affected, come after three Britons aged between 73 and 78 lost their lives in January as part of an outbreak which

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week in June at the hotel on an Imserso. They are now admitted to several hospitals in the Madrid region, where they live, with reserved prognosis. The hotel has been evacuated, and a preventative protocol and clean procedures are in place. The clients have been given accommodation in other hotels.

Collapsed databases, problems with bar codes and system errors were the norm, many pharmacists reported on a historic day when, for the first time, seniors had to pay 10-percent of their medication’s price. The controversial system is part of a government drive to bring down public healthcare costs; other initiatives include restricting illegal immigrants’ access to the system to emergency treatment only.

According to the Health Ministry, things went smoothly across the country. “Fewer than one in every 10,000 prescriptions created some kind of problem, according to data provided by the [regional] health services. These services issue around 4.5 million prescriptions a day,” said a ministry note. However, in Andalusia

the new system collapsed the network in four out of eight provinces, while in Catalonia the government has decided to delay implementation until an as-yet unspecified date. “I am giving you this ticket because in a few months the Spanish state will send you a bill,” the pharmacist Carmen Buxalleu kept telling her clients on Monday (2nd).

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David Cameron Vows To “Keep Britain Safe”

The UK Prime Minister has said he would do ‘whatever it takes’ to ensure the country’s economy remained in the best possible health. ‘We obviously have contingency plans for all sorts of different eventualities,’ he told the Commons liaison committee. ‘I think the legal position is that if there are extraordinary stresses and strains, it is possible to take action to restrict migratory flows. But obviously we hope that does not happen.’ He continued: ‘I would be prepared to do whatever it takes to keep our country safe, to keep our banking system strong and our economy robust. At the end of the day, as prime minister, that is your foremost duty.’ Mr Cameron’s comments came as tensions ran high

over the future of the euro. He said it would be in Britain’s interests for the 17 member states of the Eurozone to stabilise the single currency, but batted away calls for an early referendum on EU membership. ‘It is difficult to know the direction the Eurozone will go in, and that’s why we should show tactical and strategic patience about this,’ he told MPs. ‘These countries are going to have to make very difficult decisions

about giving up areas of sovereignty and restricting areas of their democracy. That’s a decision for them; it’s not a decision for us.’ The prime minister did, however, admit he was hoping to bring back some power from Brussels – but said it was a contentious issue for the Lib Dems. ‘Some preliminary work has been done, but there does need to be proper coalition agreement before full work goes ahead,’ he added.

Comedian Eric Sykes Dies

Eric Sykes, one of Britain’s best-loved comedy actors and writers, has died at the age of 89, his manager has said. “Eric Sykes, 89, star of TV, stage and films, died peacefully this morning after a short illness,” said Norma Farnes. “His family were with him.” Sykes found fame in a series of TV sitcoms from the 1950s, including Sykes And A... alongside Hattie Jacques. Sir Bruce Forsyth paid tribute to the star, calling him “one of the greats of comedy in this country”. “He was universally loved here,” the entertainer continued. “He was just one of the funniest men ever.” Comedian Stephen Fry wrote on Twitter: “Oh no! Eric Sykes gone? An adorable, brilliant, modest, hilarious, innovative and irreplaceable comic master. Farewell, dear, dear man.” League of Gentlemen star Mark Gatiss said: “The wonderful Eric Sykes has left us. A giant of comedy and a gentleman - funny to his very core. RIP.” Comic Robin Ince paid tribute to “the last link to many of the most important early post war comedians” and “a great entertainer”. Born in Oldham, Sykes started his career writing radio material for comedians including Frankie Howerd, Tony Hancock and The Goon Show. He stepped into the spotlight with his own TV shows, including Dress Rehearsal in 1956, Sykes And A... in 1960 and a follow-up, simply titled Sykes, in 1972. In the latter two, he and Jacques developed a popular partnership as a bumbling brother and long-suffering sister living at Sebastopol Terrace. Another of Sykes’ best-known productions was in a virtually silent slapstick film called The Plank.

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Sarkozy’s Home and Offices Raided

Police on Tuesday (3rd) raided the Paris home and offices of Nicolas Sarkozy, his attorney said, amid an on-going investigation into whether the former French president received illegal campaign contributions. Sarkozy was not present during the raid, having left Monday for a family vacation in Canada, according to his attorney, Thierry Herzog. The investigation of the former leader has largely centred on whether L’Oréal cosmetics heiress Liliane Bettencourt and her staff illegally helped Sarkozy during his 2007 presidential campaign. The Bettencourt scandal has fascinated France since questions about the finances of France’s richest woman emerged last year amid a family feud. “It’s not a surprise,” said Christian Mallard, a senior foreign analyst for France Television, said of the developments. After losing his re-election bid to Socialist François Hollande, Sarkozy “was going to lose his diplomatic immunity,” opening him up to potential prosecution, Mallard said. Among the matters probed by investigators were allegations that secret, possibly illegal payments were made to French politicians, including Sarkozy; Eric Woerth, his former labour minister; and members of his party, the Union for a Popular Movement, known as UMP. “This search, as expected, proved to be futile given that all required elements had been sent to the magistrate (JeanMichel Gentil) a fortnight ago,” Herzog

said. “Indeed, on June 15, I addressed a letter to the instructing magistrate in which I had attached the certified extracts pertaining to Mr. Nicolas Sarkozy’s agenda for the entire year in 2007, demonstrating therefore the absolute impossibility of alleged ‘secret meetings’ with Mrs. Liliane Bettencourt.” In September, when Sarkozy was still president, three investigators engaged in an hour-long search of his political party headquarters, seeking documents linking Sarkozy’s campaign to the alleged political contributions from Bettencourt. “We have nothing to hide,” the UMP’s Eric Cesari said at the time, adding that investigators left without taking anything. In May, Sarkozy lost his re-election bid to Hollande, who campaigned for growth and spending and a reversal of Sarkozy’s policies. The election results were thought to signal a French shift to the left, bolstering Hollande’s position to push through an antiausterity agenda after years of government budget cuts.

Three Die In Clashes Over Conga Gold Mine Project

The 1967 short saw him and Tommy Cooper play accident-prone workmen and is regarded as a landmark of visual comedy. Sykes also appeared in the controversial 1969 sitcom Curry and Chips alongside long-time writing partner Spike Milligan, who was blacked up to play an Irish-Pakistani factory worker. Sykes’ television roles dried up after a sitcom set in a golf club, The Nineteenth Hole, made for ITV in 1989. But his career was far from quiet. He had appeared in a string supporting roles on the big screen over the years and continued his film work with The Others, alongside Nicole Kidman, and as caretaker Frank Bryce in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Former BBC head of comedy Jon Plowman paid tribute to Sykes as “a warm man, a kind man, a warm family man”. “We won’t see his like again,” he said. “He was a wonderful improviser. His genius was both as a scriptwriter, but also someone who could do stuff off the cuff. He was classless and funny and warm.” Sykes and wife Edith celebrated their 60th wedding anniversary on Valentine’s Day. The couple had one son and three daughters.

Clashes in northern Peru between police and demonstrators opposing a multi-million dollar gold mining project have left at least three people dead. Hundreds of people attacked government buildings in the town of Celendin, prompting the authorities to declare a state of emergency in the region. Protesters say the Conga project, financed by US-based company Newmont, will destroy water supplies. Newmont called a temporary halt to work late last year after similar protests. Explaining the latest demonstrations, protesters said they had been angered by the town mayor reportedly expressing his support for the open-cast gold mine. The government has declared a 30-day state of emergency in three provinces in the area,

Celendin, Hualgayoc and Cajamarca. A similar measure was taken in December when President Ollanta Humala declared a state of emergency in Cajamarca after protests against the mine escalated. Newmont, based in Denver, Colorado, is the majority owner of the Conga project, which was to begin production in 2015 and is an extension of Yanacocha, Latin America’s biggest gold mine. The project, located some 3,700 m (12,140 feet) above sea level, involves moving the water from four

lakes high in the mountains into reservoirs the company would build. The protesters say the reservoirs do not adequately replace the lakes, which also provide groundwater for agriculture and irrigate pasture for livestock. The Newmont Mining Corporation says its plans have been drawn up in consultation with local communities and meet the highest environmental standards. It says the Conga mine will generate thousands of jobs. The mine is Peru’s biggest foreign investment project.

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Jetblue Pilot Found Not Guilty Due To Insanity

A pilot for JetBlue Airways (an American low-cost airline) who left the cockpit during a flight and screamed about religion and terrorists has been found not guilty by reason of insanity, though a federal judge ordered he be sent to a mental health facility for further examination. The judge issued the ruling during a bench trial on Tuesday (3rd) in Amarillo for the pilot, Clayton F. Osbon, noting he suffered from a “severe mental disease or defect.” Osbon’s attorney, Dean Roper, declined to comment. Osbon was indicted on one charge of interfering with a flight crew after the 27th March incident on a flight from Las Vegas to New York. Passengers said they wrestled him to the floor after he ran through the plane’s cabin yelling about Jesus and Al Qaeda. U.S. District Judge Mary Lou Robinson ruled that Osbon, who recently was found mentally competent to stand trial after a court-ordered psychiatric evaluation, be sent to a federal mental health facility for further examination until another hearing on or before 6th Aug.. The judge will decide then whether he can be released or should be committed to a mental facility. Next month’s hearing puts the burden on Osbon to show “by clear and convincing evidence” that his release would not

pose future danger, according to the court records. JetBlue spokeswoman Alison Croyle said Tuesday that the airline “continues to support the Osbon family; we don’t have further comment as we let the judicial process play out. We can confirm he is still employed, on inactive status, with JetBlue,” she said. Anthony Antolino, a passenger aboard the flight, declined to comment on Tuesday’s verdict. He said he has flown JetBlue and other airlines since the incident and has felt no reservations about air travel. “I think things like this are few and far between,” he said. “However, I think the FAA ought to use this as an example in determining how to screen pilots and those who control airplanes. There was no tragedy here, thankfully, but the FAA shouldn’t have to wait for a tragedy.” The pilot’s wife, Connye Osbon, issued a statement in April saying the inflight outburst “wasn’t intentionally violent toward anyone” and asked the media to respect her family’s privacy. According to court documents, Osbon showed up at the airport unusually late on the morning of the flight and the plane was in mid-air when he eerily told his first officer they wouldn’t make it to their destination. Osbon started rambling about religion. He scolded air traffic controllers to quiet down, then turned off the radios

German Gunman Kills Hostages

At least four people taken hostage by a gunman in the German city of Karlsruhe have been killed, police say. The hostage-taker is probably also dead, according to police. A man was facing eviction on Wednesday morning (4th) after not having paid his rent for several months. He is said to have fired shots before barricading himself in the flat with several hostages, believed to include a bailiff, a locksmith and the owner of the property. An area around the block was sealed off and hundreds of police

officers were deployed. A school and a kindergarten nearby were evacuated. “Special forces broke into the apartment after smelling smoke and found four dead bodies,” a police spokesman told Reuters news agency. The hostage-taking began after officials arrived to

evict a man from a flat in a block in the north part of Karlsruhe. At about 09:00 local time (08:00 GMT), several shots rang out. Police believed the gunman was a hunter who possessed several weapons.

Bodies Of Turkish Jet Pilots Found The bodies of the pilots of a Turkish jet shot down by Syria last month have been found. Turkey’s TRT television said the two pilots were found on the Eastern Mediterranean

seabed by a US deep-sea exploration vessel. The F-4 Phantom jet was shot down on 22nd June, after Syrian authorities claimed it had violated their airspace, a claim disputed by Turkey. Syrian President Bashar al-Assad said he regretted the move “100%”.

altogether and dimmed the monitors in the cockpit. He said aloud that “things just don’t matter” and encouraged his co-pilot they take a leap of faith. The first officer then “became really worried,” according to a sworn affidavit from FBI agent John Whitworth. “Osbon started trying to correlate completely unrelated numbers like different radio frequencies, and he talked about sins in Las Vegas.” Osbon then left the cockpit and tensions on the plane began to escalate, according to witness accounts compiled by investigators. Osbon, described by neighbours in Georgia as tall and muscular,

“aggressively” grabbed the hands of a flight attendant who confronted him and later sprinted down the cabin while being chased. From inside the locked cockpit, which Osbon tried to re-enter by banging on the door, the co-pilot gave an order through the intercom to restrain Osbon, the affidavit said. Passengers wrestled Osbon to the ground, and one female flight attendant’s ribs were bruised during the struggle. No one on board was seriously hurt. At least 10 passengers sued JetBlue after the incident, claiming they feared for their lives and that the airline was “grossly negligent” in allowing Osbon to fly.

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Superstar

Saturday 7th July ITV 1 7:25 pm

Andrew Lloyd Webber embarks on a nationwide search on ITV1 for the next rock superstar.

The prize on offer is a unique opportunity to play the title role of Jesus in the first ever UK arena tour of Jesus Christ Superstar. And the final decision will be in the hands of the British public. This Saturday on ITV1 will see the launch of ‘Superstar’– a brand new nationwide talent search led by Andrew Lloyd Webber looking for a rock superstar to play the title role of Jesus. The winner’s life-changing prize will be the leading role in a new arena tour of the legendary rock opera Jesus Christ Superstar which will open at London’s O2 arena. Auditions have taken place across the country in London, Dublin, Belfast, Manchester, Glasgow and Cardiff. Melanie C and Jason Donovan joined

Andrew during the early stages of the talent search and assisted as contender numbers were whittled down. Amanda Holden, the show’s host has been on hand throughout the later stages of the competition getting to know each of the contenders and helping them through the process.

The most promising new talent that has impressed Andrew and his casting team will then go through to the live shows. Dawn French and Jason Donovan will join Andrew as judges for the live shows. But ultimately it will be up to the British public to decide who they want to be his next Superstar and their Jesus.

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f r i d ay 6:00am ��Breakfast 9:15am �� Crimewatch Roadshow 10:00am ��Homes Under the Hammer 11:00am �� Real Rescues 11:45am ��Doorstep Crime 999 12:15pm ��Bargain Hunt 1:00pm �� BBC News at One 1:30pm ��BBC London News 1:45pm �� Wimbledon 2012 6:00pm �� BBC News at Six 6:30pm ��BBC London News 7:00pm �� The One Show 7:30pm ��Fake Britain In this episode, the team are on the inside of an operation aimed at stopping the trade in fake medicines, and the dealers that make thousands from peddling them. 8:00pm ��EastEnders Shirley’s erratic behaviour spirals out of control as she finds herself in a dangerous position but which unlikely resident will come to her rescue? Joey’s romance with Lucy heats up but he is soon forced to make a big decision which is bound to disappoint her. 8:30pm ��Would I Lie to You? In this edition, David is joined by Rebecca Front and Jack Whitehall, and Lee is joined by Nick Hewer and Miranda Hart. 9:00pm ��New Tricks The UCOS team reinvestigate a hit and run that left a cycle courier with a serious brain injury and complete memory loss of anything prior to the accident. 10:00pm ��BBC News at Ten 10:25pm ��BBC London News 10:35pm �� The Graham Norton Show 11:20pm ��The National Lottery Friday Night Draws 11:30pm ��White Van Man Ollie inadvertently arranges a date with an old flame, Emma discovers that Tony has managed to get a date of his own and Darren is left alone to work for a client with whom he shares a bitter past. 12:00am �� EastEnders Omnibus 2:25am ��Weatherview 2:30am ��Chatsworth

6:00am ��Children´s TV 6:25am ��Timmy Time 6:35am ��Chuggington 6:50am �� Rastamouse 7:00am ��Roar 7:30am �� The League of Super Evil 7:45am ��Frankenstein’s Cat 7:55am �� Newsround 8:00am �� Dick ‘N’ Dom Go Wild 8:30am ��Nina and the Neurons 8:45am �� Big and Small 9:00am ��Tinga Tinga Tales 9:10am ��Little Charley Bear 9:20am ��Raa Raa the Noisy Lion 9:30am �� Bob the Builder: Ready, Steady, Build! 9:40am �� The Koala Brothers 9:50am ��Lunar Jim 10:00am ��Dipdap 10:05am ��Kerwhizz 10:30am ��Driver Dan’s Story Train 10:40am ��Waybuloo 11:00am �� In the Night Garden 11:30am ��The Daily Politics 12:00pm �� Animal Park 12:30pm �� Wimbledon 2012 3:25pm ��Deadly Art 3:40pm ��Prank Patrol Down Under 4:05pm �� Me and My Monsters 4:30pm �� Blue Peter 5:00pm �� Newsround 5:10pm ��Copycats 5:40pm ��Shaun the Sheep 5:50pm �� Wimbledon 2012 8:00pm �� Today at Wimbledon 9:00pm ��Hampton Court Palace Flower Show 2012 10:00pm �� Episodes 10:30pm ��Newsnight 11:00pm �� The Review Show 11:50pm �� My Summer of Love 1:15am ��Taken 2:40am ��BBC News

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6:00am ��Daybreak 8:30am ��Lorraine 9:25am ��The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30am ��This Morning 11:25am ��ITV News 11:30am ��This Morning 12:30pm ��Loose Women 1:30pm ��ITV News and Weather 2:00pm ��May the Best House Win 3:00pm ��Dickinson’s Real Deal 4:00pm ��A Touch of Frost 5:00pm ��Tipping Point

6:10am ��Sali Mali 6:15am �� The Hoobs 7:05am �� Freshly Squeezed 7:35am ��According to Jim 8:00am ��Everybody Loves Raymond 8:25am ��Frasier 9:00am ��Undercover Boss Canada 10:00am �� Four Rooms 11:00am �� You Deserve This House 12:00pm �� Channel 4 News 12:05pm ��Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 12:35pm �� How to Cook Like Heston 1:00pm ��Hombre 3:10pm �� Countdown 4:00pm �� Deal or No Deal 5:00pm ��Four in a Bed 5:30pm �� Come Dine with Me

6:00pm �� London Tonight 6:30pm �� ITV News and Weather 7:00pm �� Emmerdale Chas reveals her and Cameron’s secret plans to a furious Gennie. Lisa is grateful when Charity stands up to the loan sharks. Sandy makes an appeal to help find Ashley. 7:30pm ��Coronation Street Lloyd becomes the victim of a catastrophic sabotage. An anxious Izzy pays a visit to the doctor. 8:00pm ��Grimefighters Extreme cleaners Gary and Luke wage war on a Dagenham rat infestation, Paul finds himself waist-deep in a sea of human waste in West London. 8:30pm ��Coronation Street Steve and Lloyd wreak havoc at Bessie Street School’s sports day. Carla makes an effort for Simon’s birthday tea. 9:00pm �� Let’s Get Gold The teams are challenged to put their skills to the test, performing breathtaking activities in disciplines as wide-ranging as martial arts and cheerleading. 10:00pm ��ITV News at Ten and Weather 10:35pm ��State of Play Political thriller about a journalist’s suspicions concerning the death of a Congressman’s mistress. He tries to uncover the truth but walks into a cover-up of huge proportions, with billions of dollars- and a political career - at stake. 12:55am �� The Store 3:00am ��Midway

6:00pm ��The Simpsons Lisa uses the Simpsons’ holiday as a chance to change her image, and gets in with a cool crowd. 6:30pm �� Hollyoaks Texas faces some demons from the past. Esther is delighted to get good news. Could her dream of a fashion internship in London still happen? A vulnerable Riley finds himself increasingly dependent on a supportive Mercedes, but does she have him exactly where she wants him? 7:00pm �� Channel 4 News 7:55pm �� Sainsbury’s London 2012 8:00pm ��Come Dine with Me Lettings agent Donna Daly kicks off this edition from Telford with a man-pleasing menu, hoping that hearty food and shameless flirting will bag her the cash. 9:00pm ��The Million Pound Drop Live 10:35pm �� 8 Out of 10 Cats 11:05pm �� Rude Tube 12:10am ��Random Acts 12:15am ��4thought.tv 12:20am �� Wayne’s World 2:00am �� School Disco 2:10am �� My Name is Earl 2:30am ��I Hate That Smile 2:35am ��The Million Pound Drop Live

Fake Britain BBC 1 - 7:30 - 8:00 pm Dominic Littlewood investigates the conmen who are trying to get their hands on your money by using fakes, forgeries and frauds, and shows you how to avoid getting ripped off. In this episode, the team are on the inside of an operation aimed at stopping the trade in fake medicines, and the dealers that make thousands

from peddling them. Also featured are the story of the art forger whose fake Victorian fairy paintings were so good, they almost fooled the art world; the fake holiday villa conman who cost British tourists thousands; and how insurance investigators busted the bus-crash-forcash fakers who thought they had come up with the perfect insurance fraud.

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6 6:00am ��Children´s TV 9:15am �� The Wright Stuff 11:10am ��Extreme Fishing with Robson Green 12:10pm ��5 News Lunchtime 12:15pm ��Big Brother 1:15pm ��Home and Away 1:45pm ��Neighbours 2:15pm �� NCIS 3:15pm �� Survival on the Mountain 5:00pm ��5 News at 5 5:30pm ��Neighbours 6:00pm ��Home and Away 6:30pm �� 5 News 7:00pm �� World’s CraziestPolice Pursuits 8:00pm ��Ice Road Truckers: Deadliest Roads 9:00pm �� Big Brother 10:00pm �� The Bachelor 11:00pm �� Big Brother’s Bit on the Side 12:00am ��Super Casino

7:15am ��The Jeremy Kyle Show US 8:05am ��Judge Judy 9:25am �� The Real Housewives of Orange County 10:30am �� The Real Housewives of New York City 11:30am ��Judge Judy 12:00pm ��Emmerdale 1:00pm ��Coronation Street 1:30pm ��The Jeremy Kyle Show 3:40pm �� The Real Housewives of Orange County 4:40pm �� The Real Housewives of New York City 5:35pm ��Judge Judy 6:00pm ��The Jeremy Kyle Show US 7:00pm �� The Cube 8:00pm �� You’ve Been Framed! 8:30pm �� Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 9:00pm ��The Bourne Ultimatum 11:15pm ��Take Me Out

7:00pm �� Top Gear USA The early pioneers and settlers crossed the Rockies in covered wagons, braving tough weather and harsh terrain. So how would modern-day covered wagons cope with the same journey, carrying the same things and having to cross the same rivers and mountains? 7:45pm ��Great Movie Mistakes 2: The Sequel 8:00pm �� Olly Murs and Kaiser Chiefs @ T 9:00pm ��Example and Florence + the Machine @ T 10:00pm �� EastEnders 10:30pm ��Professor Green and Tinie Tempah @ T 12:00am �� Family Guy 12:20am �� Family Guy 12:45am �� Dead Boss 1:15am �� Live at the Electric 1:45am �� Snog, Marry, Avoid? 2:15am ��Plan B, Leona and Labrinth: Project Hackney

6:00am �� Carry on Laughing 6:25am ��Heartbeat 7:25am ��Upstairs, Downstairs 8:40am ��Terry and June 9:15am �� Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman 10:15am ��Monk 11:10am ��Inspector Morse 1:15pm ��Heartbeat 2:15pm �� Murder, She Wrote 3:15pm ��Monk 4:15pm ��The Lakes 4:45pm ��World Kitchen 5:15pm ��Terry and June 6:00pm �� Heartbeat 7:00pm �� Murder, She Wrote 8:00pm �� Monk 9:00pm ��Agatha Christie’s Marple 11:00pm ��Inspector Morse 1:00am ��Inspector Morse 2:45am �� ITV3 Nightscreen

8:55am ��Deal or No Deal 9:55am ��Four in a Bed 10:30am ��Location, Location, Location 11:40am ��Brighton Rock 1:25pm �� Time Team 3:35pm �� Relocation, Relocation 4:40pm ��A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 5:45pm �� Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 6:50pm ��Celebrity Come Dine with Me 7:55pm ��Grand Designs 9:00pm ��Slumdog Millionaire Dev Patel is the boy from the slums whose life story leads to the jackpot question on India’s Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? 11:20pm �� Party Paramedics 12:25am ��Celebrity Come Dine with Me 1:30am ��Grand Designs 2:35am �� Phil Spencer: Secret Agent

6:00am ��Greatest FA Cup Final Goals 6:10am ��The Professionals 7:00am ��The Saint 7:50am �� Minder 8:50am ��Police, Camera, Action! 9:55am �� Quantum Leap 10:55am ��The Professionals 12:00pm �� Minder 1:00pm ��Tour De France 2012 Highlights 2:00pm ��Tour De France 2012 Live 4:30pm ��Police, Camera, Action! 5:00pm ��The Professionals 6:00pm �� Quantum Leap 7:00pm �� Tour De France 2012 Highlights 8:00pm ��Send in the Dogs 9:00pm �� Firefox 11:45pm ��Ticker 1:40am �� The Professionals 2:45am �� Film File 2:50am �� ITV4 Nightscreen

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4:00am ��Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian 6:00am ��Soul Men When R&B legend Marcus Hooks dies suddenly, VH-1 invites his original back up duo, Floyd Henderson and Louis Hinds, “The Real Deal,” to appear at a memorial tribute at the Apollo Theater. 8:00am ��Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle The Angels--Natalie, Dylan, and Alex-prepare to strike without warning as they go undercover to retrieve two missing silver bands. These are no ordinary rings. 10:00am �� True Hollywood Stories: Britney Spears: Price of Fame part 2 1:00pm �� The Hunchback of Notre Dame A deformed bellringer must assert his independence from a vicious government minister in order to help his friend, a gypsy dancing girl. 3:00pm............... True Hollywood Stories: Demi Moore Part 1 E! THS” tells the inside story of the most ruthless Brat Packer of all, who stopped at nothing (including cosmetic surgery and a power marriage to Bruce Willis) to become the highest paid actress in history before personal tragedies and flop movies brought her crashing down to earth - and into reclusion. 4:00pm ��Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian Security guard Larry Daley infiltrates the Smithsonian Institution in order to rescue Jedediah and Octavius, who have been shipped to the museum by mistake. 8:00pm ��Ice Age: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs After the events of “Ice Age: The Meltdown”, life begins to change for Manny and his friends: Scrat is still on the hunt to hold onto his beloved acorn, while finding a possible romance in a female sabre-toothed squirrel named Scratte. 10:00pm �� Escape from L.A. It’s 16 years after Snake Plissken’s rescue of the President in New York. Now, a different President is in power, and declares the United States to be a land of moral superiority: no smoking, no red meat, no freedom of religion and no unapproved marriages.

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s a tu r d a y 6:00am ��Breakfast 10:00am ��Saturday Kitchen 11:30am ��Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets 12:00pm �� BBC News 12:10pm ��BBC London News 12:15pm ��Bargain Hunt 1:00pm �� Escape to the Country 1:30pm �� Wimbledon 2012 Ladies’ Final. Live coverage of the ladies’ final at Wimbledon, introduced by Sue Barker. The coveted Venus Rosewater Dish and £1.15 million in prize money are on offer to the winner, with defending champion Petra Kvitova starting a wide-open competition as one of the favourites to retain the title. 6:10pm ��BBC News 6:20pm ��BBC London News 6:30pm �� Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom Adventure sequel. Intrepid archaelogist Indiana Jones, on the trail of fortune and glory in Old Shanghai, is ricocheted into a dangerous adventure in India. 8:20pm ��The National Lottery: Secret Fortune Playing for a Secret Fortune in this episode are Zoe and her brother Ronnie. They could walk away with as little as £100 or as much as £100,000. 9:10pm ��Casualty The ED staff handle the fallout of a fatal breakdown of communication in the course of a police initiative on a crime-ridden housing estate. 10:00pm ��BBC News 10:20pm �� Mrs. Brown’s Boys Agnes Brown and her friend Winnie gatecrash the hen party of Dermot’s fiancee Maria only to realise that they have the wrong venue. 10:50pm ��Live at the Apollo 11:35pm �� 16 Blocks Fast-paced action thriller. A veteran detective discovers that the witness he is escorting from safehouse to courtroom is due to testify against a cop, and that the rest of the force wants his charge dead. 1:10am ��Weatherview 1:15am ��BBC News

6:00am ��The Pingu Show 6:10am �� Pinky Dinky Doo 6:25am ��Timmy Time 6:35am ��Chuggington 6:45am �� Rastamouse 7:00am ��Barney’s Barrier Reef 7:30am ��Dennis and Gnasher 7:40am ��The Scooby-Doo Show 8:05am ��Project Parent 8:30am ��The Slammer 9:00am ��Blue Peter’s Big Olympic Tour 9:30am ��Incredible Edibles 10:00am ��My Genius Idea 10:30am ��Splatalot 11:00am ��Copycats 11:25am �� Eliot Kid 11:40am �� MOTD Kickabout 12:10pm ��F1: Grand Prix Britain. Jake Humphrey introduces live coverage of the three-stage qualifying session for the British Grand Prix. 2:30pm ��The Sky at Night 3:10pm ��The Desperados In the closing days of the Civil War, fanatical Parson Josiah Galt and his three sons, Adam, Jacob, and David, are leaders of a gang of southern marauders. 4:40pm �� Flog It! 5:40pm ��Dad’s Army There’s trouble in the ranks of the Home Guard when the bravery of the gentle and well-mannered Private Godfrey is called into question. 6:10pm �� Wimbledon 2012 Continued coverage from Wimbledon as the ladies’ and men’s doubles titles are decided. Introduced by Sue Barker. 8:00pm �� Today at Wimbledon 9:00pm �� The Hollow Crown The heir to the throne, Prince Hal (Tom Hiddleston), defies his father, King Henry (Jeremy Irons), by spending his time at Mistress Quickly’s (Julie Walters) tavern in the company of the dissolute Falstaff (Simon Russell Beale) and his companions. 10:55pm ��Shakespeare Uncovered 11:55pm ��TOTP 2

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6:00am ��Signed Stories 6:05am ��Signed Stories 6:10am �� Engie Benjy 6:25am �� Olly the Little White Van 6:35am �� Fluffy Gardens 6:45am ��The Hive 6:50am ��The Hive 7:00am �� Poppy Cat 7:10am �� Curious George 7:25am ��The Super Hero Squad Show 7:45am �� Fleabag Monkeyface 8:00am ��Sonny with a Chance 8:25am �� Saturday Cookbook 9:25am ��ITV News 9:30am ��The Jeremy Kyle Show US 10:25am ��The Jeremy Kyle Show US 11:20am ��The Real Housewives of New York City 12:15pm ��ITV News and Weather 12:25pm �� Casino Royale Sir James Bond is brought out of retirement to save the world from the machinations of the criminal organisation SMERSH. 2:55pm ��Diamonds are Forever 5:05pm ��London Tonight 5:15pm ��ITV News and Weather 5:30pm �� Primeval Philip and Connor secretly open an anomaly within the ARC, only to be invaded by a mass of scurrying future-beetles, which forces the base into lockdown.

6:10am �� The Hoobs 6:35am �� The Hoobs 7:00am ��British GT 7:25am �� Mobil 1 The Grid 7:55am ��The Morning Line 8:55am �� T4 on the Beach 2012 10:00am ��Love Shaft 10:35am ��Revenge 11:35am ��The Big Bang Theory 12:10pm ��Summer Daze with Blackberry 12:45pm �� The Simpsons 1:20pm ��The Paralympic Show To celebrate the final programme of the series, the show heads over to the Olympic Park for a very British tea party. 1:55pm ��Channel 4 Racing Sandown Park and Haydock Park. Ten of the last 12 winners of the Coral-Eclipse ran at Royal Ascot in the season of their victory. This year, defending champion So You Think arrives having bagged the Prince of Wales’s Stakes. 4:05pm �� Deal or No Deal 5:05pm �� Come Dine with Me 5:40pm �� Come Dine with Me 6:10pm ��Come Dine with Me 6:40pm ��Come Dine with Me 7:05pm ��Come Dine with Me 7:35pm �� Channel 4 News 8:00pm ��River Cottage In this special episode of River Cottage, three famous actors swap the stage for the kitchen, and fancy shoes for wellies, to join Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall in a cookery masterclass at River Cottage farm. 9:00pm ��The Million Pound Drop Live 10:35pm ��Witness Oscar-nominee Harrison Ford plays detective John Book, who is assigned to guard Amish mother Rachel Lapp and her son Samuel, who witnessed a murder at Philadelphia railway station. 12:50am ��4thought.tv 12:55am ��Stand Up for the Week 1:40am ��Comedy Lab 2:05am ��Lucky Escape 2:10am ��The Million Pound Drop Live

6:25pm ��You Cannot be Serious! 6:55pm ��You’ve Been Framed! 7:25pm �� Superstar Brand new talent competition in which theatre legend Andrew Lloyd Webber searches for a new star to play the lead in a nationwide arena tour of his classic rock opera Jesus Christ Superstar. 8:25pm �� Let’s Get Gold 9:55pm �� ITV News and Weather 10:10pm ��Mad Mad World 10:50pm ��Take Me Out 12:05am �� The Store 2:05am ��In Plain Sight

Wimbledon: Ladies Final BBC 1 - 1:30 - 6:10 pm Live coverage of the ladies’ final at Wimbledon, introduced by Sue Barker. The coveted Venus Rosewater Dish and £1.15m in prize money are on offer to the winner, with defending champion Petra Kvitova one of the favourites to retain the title. She beat Maria Sharapova in last year’s final, which was decided in straight sets

for the fifth successive year. Russian Sharapova recently underlined her class by winning the French Open in May, eight years after clinching her first Grand Slam title at Wimbledon. Australian and US Open champions Victoria Azarenka and Sam Stosur would also have fancied their chances at the start of Wimbledon fortnight.

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Tenerife Weekly - 6th July - 12th July 2012

7 6:00am ��Children´s TV 8:30am ��Angelina Ballerina 8:50am ��Rupert Bear 9:00am �� Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 9:15am ��The Mr Men Show 9:25am �� Roary the Racing Car 9:40am ��Jelly Jamm 10:00am ��Meerkat Manor 10:30am ��World’s Craziest Police Pursuits 11:25am ��Big Brother 12:20pm ��Ice Road Truckers: Deadliest Roads 1:25pm ��Rio Bravo 4:10pm ��North by Northwest 6:55pm �� 5 News Weekend 7:00pm �� Cricket on 5 8:00pm ��NCIS 9:00pm �� Big Brother 10:00pm ��International Boxing 12:00am ��Super Casino

6:00am ��Coronation Street Omnibus 8:30am ��Emmerdale Omnibus 11:50am ��Take Me Out 1:00pm �� Mark Wright’s Hollywood Nights 2:00pm �� Planet’s Funniest Animals 2:30pm ��America’s Got Talent 4:30pm ��America’s Got Talent 5:30pm ��Garfield 2: A Tail of Two Kitties 7:05pm ��Flipper Remake of the classic 1960s family adventure in which a city boy spending the summer with his uncle in Florida befriends a tame dolphin. 9:00pm �� The Fugitive 11:40pm �� Celebrity Juice 12:30am ��Mark Wright’s Hollywood Nights 1:30am �� Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 2:00am ��The Real Thumbelina 2:50am ��Teleshopping

7:00pm ��Doctor Who The Doctor assembles an alien army to fight the Battle of Demons Run, and we finally discover who River Song really is... 7:50pm ��Doctor Who Confidential Confidential discovers how the Doctor Who team creates the newest baddies, and gets up close and personal with Karen Gillan, Arthur Darvill, Alex Kingston and lead writer, Steven Moffat. 8:00pm ��Emeli Sande and Rizzle Kicks @ T 9:00pm �� The Vaccines and the Maccabees @ T 10:00pm ��Jessie J and Two Door Cinema Club @ T 11:00pm �� Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds and Calvin Harris @ T 12:00am �� Family Guy 12:45am �� American Dad! 1:50am �� American Dad! 2:15am �� Live at the Electric 2:45am �� Dead Boss

6:00am �� Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman 6:55am ��Goodnight Sweetheart 7:30am ��Goodnight Sweetheart 8:05am ��Upstairs, Downstairs 9:15am ��Upstairs, Downstairs 10:25am ��Inspector Morse 12:30pm ��Inspector Morse 2:45pm ��Agatha Christie’s Poirot 3:45pm ��Sherlock Holmes The Last Vampyre 6:00pm �� Sparkling Cyanide Agatha Christie’s classic mystery is updated and relocated to a glamorous world of London socialites and secret agents. As a top football team celebrates victory in a glitzy nightspot, the chairman’s wife drinks a champagne toast... and dies minutes later. 8:00pm ��Doc Martin 9:00pm �� Lewis 11:00pm �� The Witches of Eastwick 1:15am �� The Return of Sherlock Holmes

8:55am �� Time Team 10:00am �� Time Team 11:05am �� Time Team 12:10pm �� Time Team 1:15pm ��True Grit 3:50pm �� Quick Bakes with Eric Lanlard 4:10pm ��A Place in the Sun 4:45pm �� Kirstie’s Handmade Britain 5:50pm ��Location, Location, Location 6:55pm ��Location, Location, Location 8:00pm ��Supersize v Superskinny Twenty-six-year-old Kevin Calladine from Brighton hasn’t had a decent meal since he left home. Short on time and money, his weight has plummeted to just 8 stone 7lbs, two stone underweight. 9:00pm �� Embarrassing Bodies 10:10pm �� Embarrassing Fat Bodies 11:15pm �� Embarrassing Bodies 12:30am �� Embarrassing Bodies 1:35am �� Embarrassing Fat Bodies

6:00am ��Greatest FA Cup Final Goals 6:10am ��The Professionals 7:00am ��Tommy Cooper 7:55am �� Minder 9:55am ��The Professionals 10:55am ��DTM 11:25am ��Motorsport UK 12:25pm ��Police, Camera, Action! 1:00pm ��Tour De France 2012 Highlights 2:00pm ��Tour De France 2012 Live 4:30pm ��The Professionals 5:30pm ��Police, Camera, Action! 6:00pm ��20 Managerial Appointments That Shook the World 7:00pm �� Tour De France 2012 Highlights 8:00pm ��Superbikes - When Britain Ruled the World 9:00pm �� The Black Windmill 11:15pm �� Boogie Nights 2:20am ��Police, Camera, Action!

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6:00am �� The Hunchback of Notre Dame A deformed bellringer must assert his independence from a vicious government minister in order to help his friend, a gypsy dancing girl. 8:00am ��Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Dr. Evil is back...and has invented a new time machine that allows him to go back to the 60’s and steal Austin Powers’s mojo, inadvertently leaving him usless. 10:00am ��True Hollywood Stories: Demi Moore Part 1 E! THS” tells the inside story of the most ruthless Brat Packer of all, who stopped at nothing (including cosmetic surgery and a power marriage to Bruce Willis) to become the highest paid actress in history before personal tragedies and flop movies brought her crashing down to earth - and into reclusion. 11:00am ��Primary Colors Jack Stanton is running for president. The election is seen through the eyes of young Henry Burton. Along the way Stanton must deal with a sex scandal. 1:00pm �� Ice Age: The Meltdown Manny, Sid, and Diego discover that the Ice Age is coming to an end, and join everybody for a journey to higher ground. On the trip, they discover that Manny, in fact, is not the last of the wooly mammoths. 3:00pm......... Ice Age: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs 5:00pm ��True Hollywood Stories: Demi Moore Part 2 6:00pm �� Vertical Limit A climber must rescue his sister on top of K2, one of the world’s biggest mountains. 8:00pm ��Taken 10:00pm �� Waking Life Dreams. What are they? An escape from reality or reality itself? Waking Life follows the dream(s) of one man and his attempt to find and discern the absolute difference between waking life and the dreamworld. 10:00pm ��Bandidas In turn-of-the-century Mexico, two very different women become a bank-robbing duo in an effort to combat a ruthless enforcer terrorizing their town.

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s u n d ay 6:00am ��Breakfast 9:00am ��The Andrew Marr Show 10:00am ��Sunday Morning Live 11:00am ��Country Tracks 12:00pm �� BBC News 12:05pm ��F1: Grand Prix Build-Up. Jake Humphrey introduces the build-up to the British Grand Prix at Silverstone, where the majority of the 120,000 spectators will be wishing for a first British victory. 12:55pm �� Wimbledon 2012 Men’s Final. Sue Barker introduces live coverage of the 126th men’s singles final at the All England Club. 5:30pm �� Escape to the Country 6:30pm ��BBC News 6:50pm ��BBC London News 7:00pm �� Countryfile Countryfile comes from a beautiful corner of the Garden of England, the Kent Hills. Ellie Harrison follows in the footsteps of Octavia Hill, social reformer and founder of the National Trust. 8:00pm ��Antiques Roadshow A return visit to the Weald and Downland Open Air Museum, near Chichester, for Fiona Bruce and the team of experts. 9:00pm �� Wallander Wallander moves into a dream home with his new girlfriend. But his happiness is shattered when the skeleton of a girl is discovered in the garden. 10:30pm ��BBC News 10:45pm ��BBC London News 10:55pm �� John Bishop’s Britain Filmed in front of a live audience in Manchester, John presents viewers with a mix of stand-up and short sketches on universal themes. 11:40pm �� Room 101 12:20am ��Weatherview 12:25am �� Indian Ocean with Simon Reeve 1:25am ��Holby City 2:25am �� The Great British Countryside

6:00am ��The Pingu Show 6:10am �� Pinky Dinky Doo 6:25am ��Timmy Time 6:35am ��Chuggington 6:45am �� Rastamouse 7:00am ��Barney’s Barrier Reef 7:30am ��Dennis and Gnasher 7:40am ��The Scooby-Doo Show 8:05am ��Scoop 8:30am ��Wingin’ It 8:50am ��Shaun the Sheep 9:00am ��Friday Download 10:00am �� Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11:30am ��MotoGP 12:55pm ��F1: Grand Prix Live coverage of the British Grand Prix from Silverstone, the ninth of 20 races in the calendar. The 24-car field includes the last five winners of this race. 3:30pm ��Herbie Rides Again The sequel to the hugely successful The Love Bug finds the free-wheeling Volkswagen doing his utmost to prevent ruthless property developers from erecting a skyscraper on the site of his friend’s house. 4:55pm �� Songs of Praise 5:30pm �� Wimbledon 2012 Mixed Doubles Final. Live coverage of the final major title to be decided at the third Grand Slam of the season. 8:00pm �� Secrets of Our Living Planet In this episode, Chris travels across the world, from Iceland to Brazil, to Bangladesh and the Maldives. 9:00pm ��World’s Most Dangerous Roads Good friends and fellow comedians Ed Byrne and Andy Parsons brave temperatures as low as minus 50 to drive across Siberia’s infamous Road of Bones. 10:00pm ��Mock the Week 10:30pm ��Line of Duty 11:30pm �� Episodes 12:00am �� Today at Wimbledon 1:00am �� MotoGP 2:25am ��BBC News

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6:00am ��Boblins 6:10am ��Fireman Sam 6:20am �� Olly the Little White Van 6:30am ��Jake and the Neverland Pirates 6:45am ��Jake and the Neverland Pirates 7:00am �� Poppy Cat 7:10am �� Curious George 7:25am �� Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil 7:35am �� Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil 7:45am �� Fleabag Monkeyface 8:00am �� Big Time Rush 8:25am ��Dinner Date 9:25am ��ITV News 9:30am ��House Gift 10:25am ��There’s No Taste Like Home 11:25am ��The Hungry Sailors 12:25pm ��ITV News and Weather 12:35pm ��Dickinson’s Real Deal 1:35pm ��Murder, She Wrote 2:40pm �� Columbo Goes to the Guillotine 4:30pm ��Doc Martin 5:35pm �� The Chase 6:30pm �� London Tonight 6:45pm �� ITV News and Weather 7:00pm �� Emmerdale Ashley is taken in by an unlikely benefactor. Alicia finally confesses her love to a clueless David. Chas struggles to hold it together, unable to face Debbie. 7:30pm ��Coronation Street Peter’s resentment festers as Nick pushes the boat out for Simon’s party. Steve takes decisive action to oust Tracy and Beth from Number 13. Faye is driven to despair. 8:00pm �� Superstar The search for a star continues, and the competition hots up for the final 40. 9:00pm ��The Nation’s Favourite Number One Single 10:30pm �� ITV News and Weather 10:45pm �� Children of Men 12:45am �� The Store 2:45am ��Golden Balls

6:10am ��Sali Mali 6:15am �� The Hoobs 6:40am �� The Hoobs 7:05am �� Ironman 2012 7:35am �� FIM Superbike World Championship 8:00am ��Will and Grace 8:30am ��Will and Grace 8:55am ��Frasier 9:25am ��Frasier 10:00am ��Sunday Brunch 12:40pm ��The Big Bang Theory 1:10pm ��The Big Bang Theory 1:40pm �� The Simpsons 2:10pm ��Take the Lead 4:30pm �� Come Dine with Me 5:30pm �� Deal or No Deal 6:30pm �� Channel 4 News 7:00pm ��St. Trinian’s 2: The Legend of Fritton’s Gold Oliver Parker and Barnaby Thompson return to direct this sequel, joined once again by leads Rupert Everett, Colin Firth and Talulah Riley, along with newcomer David Tennant. 9:00pm ��Thelma’s Gypsy Girls Dressmaker Thelma Madine, from Big Fat Gypsy Weddings, has a reputation for creating incredible wedding dresses for gypsies and travellers, and has worked closely with the community for over 15 years. 10:00pm �� Undercover Lover Brand new documentary Undercover Lover explores the relationship between money and love. Chris is 24. He comes from a wealthy middle-class background and is a self-made millionaire. 11:05pm �� The Running Man In this breathless futuristic vehicle from the 1980s Arnold Schwarzenegger plays a helicopter pilot framed for the murder of starving civilians, who ends up being forced to take part in a brutal TV game show in which a succession of gadget-wielding killers hunt him down on the streets of LA. 12:55am ��4thought.tv 1:00am �� Camelot 1:45am ��Hollyoaks Omnibus

The Nation’s Favourite Number One Single

ITV 1 - 9:00 - 10:30 pm Fearne Cotton hosts The Nation’s Favourite Number One Single which celebrates the 60th anniversary of the UK’s first Official Singles Chart. In a unique celebration we hear the songs that have defined our lives over sixty glorious years. Over three nights the programme will reveal the results of an ITV.com viewers’ vote to determine which song can truly be called our greatest ever chart topper. The singles have been pre selected by some of the best known music experts in the industry. The expert panel includes composer and

drummer Stewart Copeland from iconic rock band The Police, singer-songwriter and former member of All Saints Shaznay Lewis, British soul and R&B singer and songwriter Beverley Knight, record producer Pete Waterman, presenter and author Paul Gambaccini, DJ and presenter Trevor Nelson, The Observer’s pop critic Kitty Empire, television presenter and radio DJ Reggie Yates, pop PR expert and television presenter Nicki Chapman, Peter Robinson from pop website Popjustice, writer and broadcaster Andrew Collins and radio DG and television presenter Mike Read.

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8 6:00am ��Children´s TV 8:25am ��Angelina Ballerina 8:45am ��Rupert Bear 9:00am �� Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 9:15am ��The Mr Men Show 9:25am �� Roary the Racing Car 9:40am ��Jelly Jamm 10:00am ��Meerkat Manor 10:30am ��Police Interceptors 11:30am ��Big Brother 12:30pm ��Murder Most Foul 2:15pm �� Home Alone 4 4:00pm ��5 News Weekend 4:05pm �� Zathura: A Space Adventure 6:00pm ��Ghostbusters 8:00pm ��Once Upon a Time 9:00pm �� Big Brother 10:00pm �� Avp: Alien v Predator 11:55pm �� World’s Craziest Daredevils 12:55am ��Super Casino

6:00am �� The Hot Desk 6:10am �� The Biggest Loser 7:00am ��Emmerdale Omnibus 10:15am ��Coronation Street Omnibus 1:10pm ��Primeval 2:15pm ��Flipper 4:05pm ��Batteries Not Included Sci-fi fantasy. A group of New York tenement dwellers face eviction from their homes, and it seems as though nothing short of a miracle can help them. 6:15pm ��Hulk Comic-book action adventure. When an experiment goes wrong, a geneticist is accidentally exposed to radiation, causing him to transform into a powerful giant green brute when placed under emotional stress. 9:00pm �� Benidorm 10:00pm ��Mark Wright’s Hollywood Nights 11:00pm �� Three Kings 1:20am �� Perez Hilton Superfan

7:00pm �� F1: Grand Prix 8:00pm �� Elbow @ T 9:00pm ��Nicki Minaj + Chase and Status @ T 10:00pm �� Family Guy It’s winter in Quahog and Lois’s parents, Carter and Babs, take Stewie for a trip. When Carter falls asleep at the wheel, the family decides it might be time for him to retire. 10:20pm �� Family Guy After an accident lands Brian in the hospital, he has a near-death experience that leads him to take a new lease on life. 10:45pm �� Kasabian @ T 12:15am �� American Dad! 12:35am �� American Dad! 1:00am �� Live at the Electric 1:30am �� Snog, Marry, Avoid? 2:00am �� Cherry Healey: How to Get a Life 2:55am �� Kidnapped and Drugged for Family Honour

6:00am ��Drama Trails 6:10am �� Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman 7:00am �� Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman 8:00am ��World Kitchen 8:25am ��Heartbeat 9:30am ��Heartbeat 10:30am ��Rosemary and Thyme 11:35am ��Rosemary and Thyme 12:40pm The Casebook of Sherlock Holmes 1:45pm ��Dickinson’s Real Deal 2:45pm ��Dickinson’s Real Deal 3:50pm ��Carry on Cruising 5:40pm ��Agatha Christie’s Poirot 8:00pm ��Agatha Christie’s Marple 10:00pm �� Wire in the Blood 12:00am ��Blue Murder 1:20am ��Rosemary and Thyme 2:10am �� Carry on Laughing 2:35am ��Duty Free 3:00am ��ITV Nightscreen

8:55am ��Deal or No Deal 9:55am ��The Best of Scrapheap Challenge 11:00am �� River Cottage Bites 11:15am ��Baking Mad with Eric Lanlard 11:50am ��Four in a Bed 12:20pm ��Four in a Bed 2:30pm ��Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 5:10pm �� Come Dine with Me 5:45pm �� Come Dine with Me 6:15pm �� Come Dine with Me 6:50pm �� Come Dine with Me 7:25pm �� Come Dine with Me 7:55pm ��River Cottage Veg 9:00pm ��Grand Designs 10:00pm �� Father Ted 10:35pm �� Father Ted 11:05pm �� My Big Fat Fetish 12:10am ��River Cottage Veg 1:15am ��Grand Designs 2:20am �� Father Ted

6:00am ��Greatest England World Cup Matches 6:10am ��The Saint 7:00am �� Minder 8:00am �� The Big Match Revisited 9:00am ��DTM 9:30am ��Police, Camera, Action! 10:00am ��Border Security USA 11:00am ��Tour De France 2012 Highlights 12:00pm ��Tour De France 2012 Live 4:30pm ��Police, Camera, Action! 5:00pm ��The Professionals 6:00pm ��Tommy Cooper 7:00pm �� Tour De France 2012 Highlights 8:00pm �� Minder 9:00pm ��Assassins 11:40pm ��Wild at Heart 2:10am ��Police, Camera, Action! 2:40am �� Film File 2:50am �� ITV4 Nightscreen

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6:00am ��Waking Life Dreams. What are they? An escape from reality or reality itself? Waking Life follows the dream(s) of one man and his attempt to find and discern the absolute difference between waking life and the dreamworld. 8:00am �� Taken Seventeen year-old Kim is the pride and joy of her father Bryan Mills. Bryan is a retired agent who left the Central Intelligence Agency to be near Kim in California. Kim lives with her mother Lenore and her wealthy stepfather Stuart. 10:00am ��True Hollywood Stories: Demi Moore Part 2 11:00am ��Hollywood Ending Val Waxman is a two-time Oscar winner turned washed-up, neurotic director in desperate need of a comeback. His last film was a hit in Europe but bombs in america, and he is considered to be past it. 1:00pm �� Vertical Limit A climber must rescue his sister on top of K2, one of the world’s biggest mountains. 3:00pm............True Hollywood Stories: Dennis Rodman 4:00pm �� Taken Seventeen year-old Kim is the pride and joy of her father Bryan Mills. Bryan is a retired agent who left the Central Intelligence Agency to be near Kim in California. Kim lives with her mother Lenore and her wealthy stepfather Stuart. 6:00pm �� Signs A family living on a farm finds mysterious crop circles in their fields which suggests something more frightening to come. 8:00pm................................................. Avatar When his brother is killed in a robbery, paraplegic Marine Jake Sully decides to take his place in a mission on the distant world of Pandora. There he learns of greedy corporate figurehead Parker Selfridge’s intentions of driving off the native humanoid “Na’vi” in order to mine for the precious material scattered throughout their rich woodland. 10:00pm ��Bandidas In turn-of-the-century Mexico, two very different women become a bank-robbing duo in an effort to combat a ruthless enforcer terrorizing their town.

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m o n d ay 6:00am ��Breakfast 9:15am �� Heir Hunters 10:00am ��Homes Under the Hammer 11:00am �� Cowboy Trap 11:45am ��Doorstep Crime 999 12:15pm ��Bargain Hunt 1:00pm �� BBC News at One 1:45pm ��Doctors 2:15pm �� Escape to the Country 3:00pm �� BBC News 3:05pm �� Deadly 60 3:35pm ��Prank Patrol Down Under 4:00pm ��Copycats 4:30pm ��Help! My Supply Teacher is Magic 5:00pm �� Newsround 5:15pm ��Pointless 6:00pm �� BBC News at Six 6:30pm ��BBC London News 7:00pm �� The One Show 7:30pm ��Food Factory Why does dried spaghetti keep so long, and why do supermarket sandwiches stay soft in the fridge? 8:00pm ��EastEnders Masood is stunned when his wayward brother AJ arrives on the Square, and it soon becomes clear why Zainab is not a fan. Kat resolves to forget her mystery lover and hides her phone to prevent her from temptation. 8:30pm ��Panorama Britain today is suffering the longest peacetime slump in decades. Our economy is in a double-dip recession for the first time since 1975. 9:00pm ��Blackout 10:00pm ��BBC News at Ten 10:25pm ��BBC London News 10:35pm ��How to Live Beyond 100 11:15pm �� The Graham Norton Show 12:00am ��Educating Rita 1:45am ��Weatherview 1:50am �� Coast 2:50am �� The Little Paris Kitchen: Cooking with Rachel Khoo

6:00am ��Children´s TV 6:35am ��Dirtgirlworld 6:50am �� Rastamouse 7:00am ��Roar 7:30am �� The League of Super Evil 7:45am ��Frankenstein’s Cat 8:00am �� Dick ‘N’ Dom Go Wild 8:30am ��Nina and the Neurons 8:45am �� Big and Small 9:00am ��Tinga Tinga Tales 9:10am ��Little Charley Bear 9:20am ��Raa Raa the Noisy Lion 9:30am �� Bob the Builder: Ready, Steady, Build! 9:40am �� The Koala Brothers 9:50am ��Lunar Jim 10:00am ��Dipdap 10:05am ��Kerwhizz 10:30am ��Driver Dan’s Story Train 10:40am ��Waybuloo 11:00am �� In the Night Garden 11:30am �� BBC World News 12:00pm ��The Daily Politics 1:00pm ��Climbing Great Buildings 1:30pm ��To Buy or Not to Buy 2:15pm ��The Weakest Link 3:00pm ��Show Me the Monet 3:45pm ��The Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour of Britain 4:30pm �� Flog It! 5:15pm ��Antiques Road Trip 6:00pm ��Eggheads 6:30pm ��The Farm Fixer 7:00pm ��Faster Higher Stronger: Stories of the Olympic Games 8:00pm ��Volcano Live 9:00pm ��Double Cross: The True Story of The D-day Spies 10:00pm �� QI 10:30pm ��Newsnight 11:20pm �� Lost Land of the Volcano 12:20am ��World’s Most Dangerous Roads 1:20am ��BBC News

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6:00am ��Daybreak 8:30am ��Lorraine 9:25am ��The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30am ��This Morning 11:25am ��ITV News 11:30am ��This Morning 12:30pm ��Let’s Do Lunch... With Gino and Mel 1:30pm ��ITV News and Weather 2:00pm ��May the Best House Win 3:00pm �� Secret Dealers 4:00pm ��A Touch of Frost 5:00pm ��Tipping Point 6:00pm �� London Tonight 6:30pm �� ITV News and Weather 7:00pm �� Emmerdale A downhearted Alicia awaits her fate in court. Sandy tells Ashley some home truths. Lisa avoids talking to Zak about her run-ins with the loan sharks. 7:30pm ��Coronation Street Nick and Leanne drop a bombshell that incenses Peter. Carla is stunned by the unexpected reappearance of her brother Rob. 8:00pm �� Countrywise 8:30pm ��Coronation Street Rob explains his sudden arrival to an unimpressed Carla. Owen voices his misgivings to Izzy and Gary. Roy and Mary enjoy mutual exhilaration during a chess marathon. 9:00pm �� Who Wants to be a Millionaire? 10:00pm ��ITV News at Ten and Weather 10:35pm �� I Took My Baby’s Life Documentary looking at the tragic story of Melanie Ruddell, who killed her two-year-old son in 2010 while in the midst of an acute psychotic breakdown. 11:35pm ��In Plain Sight The first witnesses Mary and Marshall handled together are put in danger by a break-in. And flashbacks reveal how Mary came to join WITSEC. 12:20am �� Jackpot247 3:00am ��The Jeremy Kyle Show

6:15am �� The Hoobs 7:05am �� Freshly Squeezed 7:35am ��According to Jim 8:00am ��Everybody Loves Raymond 8:30am ��Frasier 9:00am ��Undercover Boss USA 10:00am �� Four Rooms 11:00am �� You Deserve This House 12:00pm �� Channel 4 News 12:05pm ��Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 12:35pm ��Quick Bakes with Eric Lanlard 12:45pm ��The Fabulous Baker Brothers 1:15pm ��Blossoms in the Dust 3:10pm �� Countdown 4:00pm �� Deal or No Deal 5:00pm ��Four in a Bed 5:30pm �� Come Dine with Me 6:00pm ��The Simpsons 6:30pm �� Hollyoaks Texas is on a mission, while George and Esther begin their work placement at Company Magazine HQ, but Esther soon discovers how hard it is to make a good first impression. 6:55pm ��4thought.tv 7:00pm �� Channel 4 News 7:55pm ��Sainsbury’s and Channel 4 Presents... London 2012: Stephen Miller 8:00pm �� Dispatches 8:30pm �� Jamie’s Summer Food Rave Up Continuing his new series helping to make the most of the British summer, Jamie Oliver cooks beautiful sticky ribs for the Shoreditch Sisters and then smokes succulent prawns and trout in a tin bucket. 9:00pm �� Undercover Boss 10:00pm ��Thelma’s Gypsy Girls 11:05pm �� Coming Up 11:40pm ��Random Acts 11:45pm ��Embarrassing Bodies 12:45am �� The Good Wife 2:15am �� The Big C 2:45am �� The True Story of Jesse James

Let’s Do Lunch... with Gino & Mel ITV 1 - 12:30 - 1:30 pm Following on from a successful first series last summer, GINO D’ACAMPO and MELANIE SYKES will return this year with a lunchtime menu of food, fun and entertainment. In front of a live studio audience, each day Gino & Mel will welcome a guest celebrity to their kitchen to join them for the duration of the show. Gino will cook up a significant dish of their choice; maybe a pudding they ate whilst their partner proposed or a meal that reminds them of their mum. While Gino does the cooking, Mel and the celebrity will help him whilst chatting about their lives, loves & latest projects. Series one saw a star-studded line up of lunch

time guests including Sally Lindsay, Martin Kemp and Blur’s Alex James joining Gino and Mel for lunch; plus Gino undertook a string of surprise food challenges from eating some of the hottest chillies on the planet to setting the world record for the most ravioli made in two minutes. The studio audience and viewers at home have a huge role to play in the lunch hour festivities – trying the lunch time dish which Gino has created and choosing which dish he will rustle up on the following day’s show. Plus Gino will deliver a daily food masterclass and solve an array of culinary dilemmas from “How do I make my Yorkshire puddings rise?” to “Why is my mash always lumpy?”

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Become the Tenerife Distributor for SafeTbox and get this unique safety product out to Tenerife beaches, pool complexes and golf courses in time for the summer rush of tourists! Adeje 2,500 Euros

In immaculate condition a spit roast chichen machine that can hold upto 40 chickens. Sale includes gas bottle, all swords and attachments. Call 600 203 601 Adeje 1,250 Euros

Nearly new dark wood cot, with teddy bear motif, comes with mattress as new, and mattress cover if wanted.

Local Tenerife Pie Company For Sale. Pie Ovens included x 2, Industrial Microwave, Fridge Freezers, Pie Wrapping Machine, Label and Food Sticker Machine and Scales etc. Adeje 12,000 Euros

Wonderful apartment. The same apartment selling at 150,000.00 on same complex. Sold with furniture or without 2,000 reduction this is not to be missed

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These sketches are lovely. They are unframed hence the price 20.00 euro each. These are done by an upcoming artist who also does oil paintings as well thanks for looking. Adeje 20 Euros

200 bhp, year 1998, only 138000 km! half leather,ice cold a/c,c/l,e/w,e/sunroof,parking scensors,twin airbags. Very quick car and very smooth.

Ssangyong Kyron TDI 2 litre diesel, jeep. Mercedes based jeep, fully loaded, 84,000kms, ITV 2014, 2.0 diesel automatic, tiptronic. Chayofa 7,995 Euros

Se vende quad susuki ltz 400 por no usar, cuentakilometros de fabrica tan solo 3500kilometros, cubiertas de fabrica, estriberas, escape leo vince!!! Arona 2,300 Euros

Jane baby bath and folding stand. Saves you bending down whilst bathing your baby!

Hot Diamond Wrist Watch

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Alactel 813F mobile phone

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Philips 32 inch LCD TV

Brand New. Never Been Worn. Silver Hot Diamond Wrist Watch has easy self adjustable links to suit your wrist size. Comes with 2 Year Warranty Card.

Chicco Blue, Car Themed Baby Walker. Baby walker has three adjustable heights to suit your baby as they grow.

Brand new boxed with charger and earphones, With Orange but easily liberated.

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Peugeot 106 Sport

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Lapis Lazuli earrings

2 Bedroom apartment

Peugeot 106 Sport 1999. 1.4cc. No Scratches No dents 100% perfect body and paintwork. 4 new tyres and 12 months ITV. Last Owner of 7 years a lady. Adeje 1,600 Euros

Black & White Brand New Marks & Spencer Tankini Top Price tag still attached, originally £19.50 selling for €10.00 Sizes available 34DD, 38E,38G, 40B, 40D Adeje 10 Euros

whirlpool top loader,5kg AA,good condition,brilliant for quilts.

These earrings are made from 2 x 12mm crystal rhinestone Swarovski rivoli with pale turquoise and silver miyuki delica beads.

2 bedroom 1 bathroom penthouse apartment.seperate kitchen 85 sq mtre roof terrace.underground car parking and trastero

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Parque de la Reina 110,000 Euros

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Classic Seat Car

Industral Meat Slicer

Tigger Door Bouncer

Pure Persian Kittens

Fridge Freezer in full working condition Slight mark on front Size 1.30cm tall and 55cm wide.

1973 seat 600 classic car. Last itv 2005. It just needs a car battery and a horn. And ready to go.

Meat slicer for sale approximately 12 inch blade. Ideal for any bar or resturante, ect

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Tigger Door Bouncer: Rarely Used, Very good condition! Adjustable strap to suit the height of your baby. Will fit on pretty much any door frame with its adjustable door claw! Thanks :) Las Américas 20 Euros

Pure breed Persian Kittens in various colours, male and females. Mother HImalayian Persian and father White Persian with pedigree papers. Adeje 180 Euros

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Very comfotable, light and a very trendy design. Made synthetic flat wicker of quality and built on heavy power coated frames.

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Post-facelift model!! -- 6-speed manual gear box - Automatic airconditioning - 7inch alloy wheels (AMG look) - Rear wheel traction - 4 Electric Windows.

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Costa Del Silencio

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Assorted Books

A new 50 cc retro scooter (only 23 Kilometers), colour black, black seat and lots of chrome. New price was € 1499,-. Not in use anymore, kid has a car. Adeje 750 Euros

50 cents per book, various authors

15€ for all

Adeje

Patio Set

OPEL CORSA

Baby Car Seat

Cot

BMW 318 Cabrio

Patio Table & 4 reclining chair inc cushions. 75€ for all

SALE 96 YEAR, GOOD MECHANICS, AN EVIL LITTLE PAINT & BODY

Maclaren, brown and pink, from birth. As new, with extra padding around head.

Nearly new dark wood cot, with teddy bear motif, comes with mattress as new, and mattress cover if wanted.

1996 E36 Cabrio. ITV 160k. Beautiful condition but front drivers seat slightly torn. Drives and runs perfect.

Adeje

Arona

Adeje

75 Euros

0.50 Euros

800 Euros

2 Adjustable Kitchen Stools

Nikon D5000 DSLR Camera

2 as new kitchen stools cost 75 euros each will accept first 50 euros for both

A Nikon D5000 DSLR camera in mint condition. The camera comes with the following.. 18 55mm Nikon lens with lens hood Nikon camera manual and more.

Los Cristianos

50 Euros

Puerto Santiago

600 Euros

PS3 320GB

Complete Windsurfer

PS3 320GB with 10 top games 2 pads and cooling mat also comes with HDMI cable, as new used a handfull of times hense the reason for selling. Las Americas 300 Euros

Complete Windsurfer for sale for 120,00 Euros or near offer

El Medano

120 Euros

8 x Decorative rose cocktail dishes

17,900 Euros

Coffee Maker

Battery Drills

Morphy Richards

15 Euros

25 Euros

Adeje

Sale two battery drills, good condition

15 Euros

100 Euros

Arona

180 Euros

3,000 Euros

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Soap Powder special for Wine

OMEGA WATCH

Antique Chair

Persian kittens

2 Coffee Tables

3 kilos of concentrate soap which can be used for 120 washes of 5 kilos.

Gents OMEGA CONSTELLATION DOUBLE EAGLE Gold and Stainless steal. 5 years old in excellent condition.

Antique Chair well mantained, new leatherette seat.

Pure Persian kittens for sale, very fluffy, very playful, used to humans, like to be held, 5 weeks old, Come and pick yours now!! (we can deliver)

San Miguel

Vilaflor

San Miguel

Adeje

2 coffee tables. 1 is 100cm long x 50cm wide x 40cm tall, and the other: 50cm x 50cm x 40cm. Both in good condition. They can be sold together or separately. Arona 40 Euros

29.70 Euros

2,000 Euros

80 Euros

250 Euros

Giant elephant

2 Seater Sofa

Dining Table with 4 chairs

Genuine Prada Sunglasses - Unisex

Dog Cage

Giant elephant soft toy in good condition. Ideal as a birthday present.

2 seater sofa measuring 140cm wide x 85cm tall x 90cm. In good condition. Torviscas Alto. More information, please send e-mail.

Adeje

They are brilliant and exceptionally stylish. The sides are a camouflage colour theme which i find pretty cool and unique. The lenses are graded. Los Cristianos 90 Euros

Dog cage with one week of use. We have paid 200€ for it. NOW only 50€. measurements are 80 x 80 x 1,20 cm

Adeje

Extensible dining table in good condition sold with 4 chairs. Measurements: Closed: 90cm wide, 76cm tall. Open: 114cm long. Torviscas Alto. Price Negotiable. Adeje 170 Euros

10 Euros

110 Euros

Adeje

50 Euros

pack of movies

Fibreglass boat 2005

Citroen C2 VTR 1.4

Sofa bed and chair

Digital Nilesat Satellite receiver

terminator 3 rise of the machines/ ocean´s eleven/in the shadows/ employee of the month/ brokeback mountain/ varian`s war/ big mommas´s house/& more Adeje 36 Euros

4.6m 50HP Honda 4stroke recently uphosltered With new Bimini and trailer Papers and security kit complete Outboard Honda 50hp max. Adeje 7,500 Euros

Red Citroen C2 VTR, 1.4 engine for sale, car is like new, one very careful lady owner, only 35,000km, 2005, ITV until September 2013. San Miguel 5,000 Euros

Blue floral sofa bed with matching chair. Also available matching dinning table four chairs,TV unit, drinks cabinet, coffee table plus two floating shelves. Playa de Santiago 400 Euros

Nile sat receiver HE@D digital SD2700 Black Panther.Conax Embedded. As new

Single padded fitted bed throw

Phillips Surround Sound System

Golf Clubs

Playstation 3

jet boat

Single fully fitted bed throw. Excellent condition

Complete with DVD Player. Phillips surround system with DVD player in Excellent condition €50.00

Set of Bay Hill golf clubs. Excellent condition. €90

PlayStation 3 Fat, 40 gig 4.11 firmware. mint condition. Hdmi & Power cable.1 controller.

selling a jetboat business with all necessary paperwork and spare parts.

Adeje

San Isidro

Adeje

15 Euros

50 Euros

90 Euros

130 Euros

Adeje

50 Euros

berth

Zumba DVD Set

blackberry torch 9800

Renault Clio 1.2 2001

Selling a berth 8x3m in puerto colon next to the promenade great location.

Complete total-body transformation system. 4 dvd set of Zumba fitness with toning sticks & instruction book. As new condition in original box. Chayofa 40 Euros

6 months old. Perfect working condition. 3.5GB internal memory. Flash Camera. Slighty worn.

Clio 1.2 2001 petrol ITV until 30/06/12 125000-130000 Km Great car only selling as im leaving the island.

Brand new in box.

Tel: 666 666 666

Golf Del Sur

Arona

Adeje

6,3000 Euros

600 Euros

1,800 Euros

45,000 Euros

Three power ranger figures

12 Euros

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volswagen golf gti

Mobile Home

Yamaha Clavinova CVP 305

Fiat Panda Dynamik 1.2

18 Holes of Golf

Very good condition economic price negotiable in the price includes better transfer to see without commitment, good condition.

3 bedroom Mobile Home for sale, Willerby Cottage 37ft x 12ft a well looked after van, one double bedroom and 2 twin rooms.

Hardly used cellophane still on foot pedals and visual display screen. Can be described as new condition. All manuals included. Genuine reason for sale.

New Fiat Panda Dynamik 1.2. September 2010, 17.000 km. All extras (AC, Airbags, Radio CD MP3 with hands free etc).

18 Hole round of Golf on the Buenavista Golf Course.

Adeje

Las Galletas

Los Abrigos

Callao Salvaje

Puerto Santiago

1,900 Euros

26,000 Euros

1,250 Euros

6,100 Euros

30 Euros

Screen, keyboard & Mouse

Ski Suit “Phoenix” IsoDry size “L”

2 seater sofa bed

2 Bedroom apartment for Rent

one man kayak

LG Keyboard Model MCK-2000 QTRONIX Lynx K1 Mouse LG Studioworks 552V Monitor All in perfect working condition.

Swiss manufacture, with “ISODRY” lining, top quality ski suit, virtually unused and as new. Cost over 300 pounds sterling! Priced to sell! Be quick!! Adeje 49 Euros

2 seater flip out sofa bed, good condition, cream color, can deliver within reason.

The Heights - Los Cristianos. Property is furnished and has a parking space.

One man sea kayak in good condition with paddle only 200 euro

Adeje

Los Cristianos

Adeje

Mitsubishi Jeep

Creative Surround Sound System

Kettle and Toaster

Samsung 32 TV

MARINA -BOAT BERTH

Classic Mitsubishi Pajero V6 3000 7 seat automatic new tyres brakes

Creative Surround Sound System - sub woofer, mid speaker, front and back speakers. All good working condition.

Great electric kettle and toaster. Only 5 months old. 25 euros for both or 15 euros each.

Arona

Golf Del Sur

Samsung 32” HD TV with Dolby Digital+ and DTS. With remote. Perfect working condition. Only 7 months old with receipt and warranty. Golf Del Sur 220 Euros

12 METER BY 4 METER BOAT. Over 10 PER-CENT NETT YIELD. Offered at a significant discount -one only. Paperwork in place ready for transfer. Amarilla Golf 40,000 Euros

Puerto Santiago

10 Euros

1,750 Euros

30 Euros

Opel Astra 2007

Memphis Golf Bag & Stand

Great condition 74000km with ITV until 2013 central locking electric auto windows radio and cd player 1.4L engine economical and cheap insurance. Chayofa 5,000 Euros

Memphis Golf bag & stand - very good condition, hardly used.

Nintendo DS lite

Citroen C4 1.6

Pink nintendo DS lite bought in UK. also for sale playstation 2 (slim) colour black in good condition hardly used going cheap because it has no controllers. El Medano 40 Euros

for a quick sale Citroen c4 December 2005,90.000 km, all mod cons. itv Dec 2013, will consider part exchange. 7,000 ono.

Puerto Santiago

San Miguel

50 Euros

7,000 Euros

35 Euros

25 Euros

580 Euros

200 Euros

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Local Markets

Day

Location

Time

Monday

Alcalá

09:00 - 16:00

Monday

Torviscas

19:00 - 22:00

Tuesday

Los Abrigos

17:00 - 21:00

Wednesday Playa San Juan 09:00 - 14:00 Thursday

Fañabé

09:00 - 14:00

Friday

Golf del Sur

09:00 - 14:00

Friday

San Isidro

17:00 - 21:00

Saturday

Fañabé

09:00 - 14:00

Saturday

El Médano

09:00 - 14:00

Sunday

Los Cristianos

09:00 - 14:00

Markets information numbers: 922 716 867 / 610 464 841

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Veuve Cliquot traveller case

Bulgari Sunglass

NOKIA N97

Disney Cars fancy dress outfit

Unopened lipsticks 18 in total, pinks , browns, red, natural colours. Due to salon closing.

This is an insulated case which can hold a full size bottle of champagne ( not included in sale) and two Veuve glasses

Beautiful Bulgari Sunglass for sale! I bought it in Safari (by the fountains) for much more, don’t wear it so now it has to go. Has the leather case from Bulgari.

It is white, with touch screen, original Nokia leather case, in original box, and bought it from the Nokia Store so it is suitable for any SIM card (not locked).

Brand new disney cars outfit, (Finn Mcmisile), labels still on, just in time for the Carnival. Age 1-2years.

Adeje

Chayofa

Adeje

20 Euros

Samsung MM-C530D

Mackie Onyx 1620 analog mixer

Samsung MM-C530D (Micro Audio system). Supports a variety of disc formats such as: DVD VIDEO/AUDIO, DVD±R, DVD±RW, CD, and CD-R/RW Las Americas 150 Euros

Mackie Onyx 1620 premium analog mixer with Perkins EQ and firewire option. There is higher class mixer for sale in perfect condition. Adeje 450 Euros

200 Euros plant pot

100 Euros

6 Euros

2 toy houses

Momentum Boots

Brown glazed plant pot large.

Great value and will make your little one busy for a long time. 7 euros only.

Size 10 never been worn Leather and suede.

Adeje

Los Cristianos

Adeje

8 Euros

7 Euros

29 Euros

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• Situations Vacant

• Property for Sale

Established Marketing Company in Torviscas Alto

Atlantis Sports Bar & Bistro

PR Required

Property For Sale

is looking for Romanian, Slovakian, Czech, Polish and Bulgarian staff with some spoken English to work in marketing office. Must be self-motivated and work as a team Some computer knowledge an advantage. Basic wage and excellent commission Tel Sue on: 922 713 070 or 686 154 066 Or email your C.V. to: suecampbell@regencyresorts.com

For dinner show in Las Américas. Must have an outgoing personality, smart in appearance and fluent in English. Basic pay, bonuses and contract.

Call 603 391 256

• Property to Rent

Only established English bar in Adeje Town is now for sale with a large regular client base. All fixtures & fittings included & Sports TV Systems installed. The bar has its pool table with 2 teams registered in the new Tenerife Weekly/ Coast FM Superleague & all equipment for its regular poker nights. Large fully equipped kitchen with extra function room. Only 250m from Adeje,s new state of the art gym and 150m from the new El Galeon Shopping Centre. 35,000 Euros - Call: 600 203 601

Torres De Yomely. Las Américas. 1 Bed. Bargain at 69,000 Euros! Call: Alan 667513689

Offers invited!

Amazing Spiderman (PG-13) Showing daily at 15:30 136 min Action/Adventure/Fantasy

Starring

Andrew Garfield as Spiderman/Peter Parker Emma Stone as gwen Stacy Rhys Ifans as The Lizard/Dr. Curt Connors

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Long and short term From 270€ per month Including insurance

Phone Mags: 600 88 27 22 Email: magsbehan@gmail.com • Delivery Services

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FREE ADS Shar Pei Pups For Sale - 700euro Not ready for another 7 weeks, but welcome to reserve one with a deposit of 100 euro now. I have 6 stunning, wrinkly puppies 2: boys and 4 girls, all black and have turned out fabulous with no health problems and temperament of parents is very good. Pups will go to a Shar Pei specialist to be checked over at 4 weeks and have their eyes tacked if needed, then will have another vet check and 1st injection at 8 weeks and will be wormed regular before they leave, Their parents are house dogs family pets and the pups are brought up around children handled daily from birth and will be partly house trained. E-mail: philportanova@hotmail.com Contact Number: 618342636 Philip 42 inch Samsung flat screen TV, 280€ Tel: 662601429 Ikea children’s bed, excellent condition, red with animal cut outs on headboard. Up to 7 yrs old. Price 45.00 euros Ikea wooden double bed with slatted base (similar to Hennes model), as new, bargain at 125.00euros Tel: 626 285 880 3 Seater sofa bed and 2 matching armchairs. Beige and brown. Lovely suite in excellent condition. Originally from Biombo. Detachable cushion and arm covers etc. €485 o.n.o Tel 637 157 098 Portable/Folding massage table with carrying case. 120Euros Tel: 628 252 551 Clear glass top patio table with centre hole for parasol, together with 4 folding beige/brown chairs.

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In good condition. 50 euros Telephone 669548379 Palm Mar Drum kit for sale. Black 5 shell with stool and crash and ride cymbals. Very good condition 400 euros ono Tel 608 560 005 Unwanted gift, 21 gear mountain bike, front disc, full suspension, aluminium frame, as new 175 euros ono. Los Cristianos 632 518 114 Tailor made R9 driver 9.5 loft stiff shaft 100 euros Tel. 666878840 Persian Kittens, male and female. Available now 100 Euros. Call 634 914 534 Gas Barbecue 3 burner, in good working order. Complete with two blue gas bottles and regulators. Fañabé area. 50 euros. Tel No. 697513944. Mobility Heavy Duty 4 Wheeled Walker with Seat and brakes superb mobility walker that is ideal for trips around town or to use when going to the shops. 90 euros Shoprider Wispa Mobility Scooter: electric mini scooter. EXCELLENT MANOEUVRABILITY from articulating double front wheels. Complete with Charger and shopping basket. 295 euros DVD rack art deco style steel holds about 60 DVD/ CDs in the shape of a musical note. 25 euros Play Station One with controller and memory card with 6 games excellent condition. 25 euros Phone 922742257 or 661084981 Callao Salvaje Set of four bowls, Taylor international No 1, €50 Teka cooking hob 2 gas and 2 electric rings €45. Wind surf board Starlight F2 no sail, €65 Wave Minstral 265 wind surf board no sail,€65 Television wall/ceiling heavy duty frame for 33 inch TV, new, ideal for bar €20 Corner unit dark wood, cupboard and shelves, 1.8 mt high €65

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Sideboard/dressing table, (two end cupboards and top over them) pine finish 2.1 mt €60 Silencio. Tel 629570945 Lladro and Nao figurines from 30 euros, over 30 to choose, all boxed 676051341 White Patio folding drinks trolley. 50 euros 2 seater leather settee in beige. 65 euros Beige Leather electric massage chair. 65 euros Bistro table tubular steel with glass top and 3 chairs. 50 euros Shoprider Wispa Mobility Scooter battery electric mini scooter. Complete with Charger and shopping basket. 295 euros Phone 922742257 or 661084981 Callao Salvaje FOR SALE Call 634 015 852 (Niki) OR 618 941 183 (Val) Samsung 42” Flat Screen (available approx. 15th June) 300€ Sharp Video Recorder 20€ Panasonic TV 29” 50€ Sky Reciever Box & LMB 35€ Acer 17” Flat Screen PC Monitor 50€ Coberó tall Fridge Freezer 50€ Zanussi Table Top Freezer 35€ 3 Litre Stainless Steel Digital Fryer 30€ Sandwich Toaster 8€ Sandwich Toaster (Fagor) 8€ Slow Cooker (Cordon Bleu) 8€ Wok with lid 5€ Coffee Maker ( Morphy Richards) 15€ 9 x Large Dinner Plates White 10€ for all 8 x Decorative rose cocktail dishes pale pink 15€ for all Microwave/Convection Oven/Grill (Blue Sky) 25€ Patio Table & 4 reclining chairs inc cushions 75€ Ufesa Stand Up Fan 5€ Heater 5€ Ikea Stand Up Lamp 10€ Funai DVD/Video Recorder/ player 25€ Phillips Hand Blender 8€ Ikea rose thick pile rug (5´3” x 7´7”) 40€ Ikea dark blue & purple thick pile rug (4´4” x 6´5”) 40€ 3 draw chest of drawers (40” x 30” x 17.5”) 20€ Nest of 3 side tables (dark wood) 10€ 6 drawer chest of drawers (75cm x 37cm x 105 cm) light wood 25€ Severin Footspa 10€ Chico Car Seat suitable up to 4 years 15€ Electric Bike for child up to 4 years (Abigo) 15€ Chico Travel Cot 30€ Ikea Black Coffee Table (90cm x 55cm x 45cm) 15€ Barrel Coffee Table (46 cm x 60cm diameter) 15€ DVD burners (x3) in tower 30€ CD burners (x3) in tower 25€ 3 x Ikea ´under bed´ plastic storage containers 15€ Plastic storage drawers 10€ Film Projector 1950´s (prinz magnon super IQ, standard & super 8 cine films) 40€ Slide Projector (rank aldis TK300, 35mm) 30€ 2 x Badminton Racquets 10€ each Squash Racquets 10€ Assorted Toys ( ages 1 to 10 years) Various prices Assorted Books Various Authors 50cents each

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Formula1 printed signed photos

Ladies Wetsuit

Two large Pads filled with sponge

Sky box

crystal glass items

printed signed photo’s signature is print not signed, various prints available please ask what we have and we will send you a picture.

Ladies Short wetsuit 2mm As new Size 42 (12) See other listing for long wetsuit Will sell both for 60 euros.

These are ideal for anyone who wants to make cushions etc. Approx. size 700 mm x 800 mm 150mm deep.

Sky box full working order with remote.

many dif items for the flee market

Adeje

Callao Salvaje

Golf Del Sur

Las Americas

4.95 Euros

30 Euros

20 Euros

50 Euros

49 Euros

165 different english books

Curtain With Matching Bed Cover

Lamp In Form Of Aeroplane

2.4mtr Satallite Dish

Ikea table 4 chairs

Patterson, Deaver, King, Smith, Steel and many more. perfect for flee market.

Curtain with matching bed cover. Cost is 20€ each article. Colour is yellow with design of stars.

Unique ceiling lamp in form of aeroplane

1,46mx0,78m Good condition. Great opportunity. I’m selling it because I bought a new one.

Las Americas

Adeje

Complete with a new base, I have brought a new LNB the correct one to match the dish (blackpro lnb with ivacomm feedhorn), this is a complete system. Amarilla Golf 2500 Euros

30 Euros

40 Euros

250 Euros

Palm Mar

70 Euros

Metal Dividing Screen

Nexo Touch - Dual SIM Smartphone

Blind

Cot

Tiffany hanging lightfitting

3 Piece Scrolled Metal Dividing Screen Each section 1.8m x 0.475m Ivory coloured fabric panels (removable for cleaning.

4.3 inch HD capacitive touchscreen, another large, eyepleasing Android smartphone on the market that is simply bigger, brighter, and better. Arona 180 Euros

White Roman blind with brackets L 175 W 150 Cover can be removed and washed, excellent condition.

Wall Unit Beach wood, 2 large shelves plus large draw at bottom DEPTH 38 LENGTH 112 HEIGHT 122 EXCELLENT CONDITION Adeje 80 Euros

Exellent condition , perfect working order . Fantastic gift to treasure . Cost new 500euros . / only 150e

51 different crystal glass items

fender frontman

ibanez electric acoustic

scalextric

Its newer used in a restaurant.

Its mostly glass items, but there is a few other things as well. Perfect for flee market.

never used, fender amp..perfect condition great present!!

Las Americas

Los Cristianos

almost brand new from thomann, i still have the receipts....comes with bag and other bits....only one small issue and its not the reason im selling. Los Cristianos 140 Euros

Callao Salvaje

25 Euros

Pizzaria set with 16 items

120 Euros

49 Euros

Adeje

90 Euros

40 Euros

Adeje

150 Euros

mini scalextric as new no box

Adeje

15 Euros

Opel astra roof bars

Harley-Davidson Sportster

volkswagon polo for sale

Guitar Books and DVDs

Electric Guitar

Opel Astra roof bars as new cost 160€

Harley-Davidson Sportster 883R 2002 13,000 miles - genuine (have all old MOTs) Orange tank/black engine limited edition model Canarian plates. Golf del Sur 4,750 Euros

polo advance 1.4 2005 135,000km i.t.v 2013, alloy wheels, air con, only 1 owner..4750 o.n.o

Guiter learner and beginer books and dvds, 11 in total (2 base)

Silvertone Electric Guitar, amp, guitar stand, leads and soft case.

San Cristobel

Palm Mar

Adeje

65 Euros

4,750 Euros

30 Euros

90 Euros

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9 6:00am ��Children´s TV 9:15am �� The Wright Stuff 11:10am ��Extreme Fishing with Robson Green 12:10pm ��5 News Lunchtime 12:15pm ��Big Brother 1:15pm ��Home and Away 1:45pm ��Neighbours 2:15pm ��The Mentalist 3:15pm ��Rosamunde Pilcher’s Summer 5:00pm ��5 News at 5 5:30pm ��Neighbours 6:00pm ��Home and Away 6:30pm �� 5 News 7:00pm ��The True Story 8:00pm �� Police Interceptors 9:00pm �� Big Brother 10:00pm �� The Walking Dead 11:00pm �� Big Brother’s Bit on the Side 12:00am ��The Hotel Inspector 1:00am ��Super Casino

6:00am ��Emmerdale 6:25am ��Coronation Street 7:45am ��The Jeremy Kyle Show US 8:35am ��The Only Way is Essex 9:35am �� The Real Housewives of Orange County 10:35am �� The Real Housewives of New York City 11:30am ��Emmerdale 12:00pm ��Coronation Street 1:30pm ��The Jeremy Kyle Show 3:40pm �� The Real Housewives of Orange County 4:40pm �� The Real Housewives of New York City 5:35pm ��Judge Judy 6:00pm ��The Jeremy Kyle Show US 7:00pm ��The Xtra Factor 8:00pm �� The Cube 9:00pm �� Hell’s Kitchen USA 10:00pm �� American Pie 12:00am ��Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records

7:00pm ��British Olympic Dreams 8:00pm ��Don’t Tell the Bride They are given 12,000 pounds and the chance for Stephen to prove himself to the woman he loves by making every decision about the wedding alone. He and Shelley have agreed in the presence of a lawyer that she will know nothing until the big day. 9:00pm �� Riots: The Aftershock Radio 1’s Gemma Cairney investigates how last year’s UK riots changed the lives of those who got caught up in them. Over nine months the film follows three young people who were arrested on those anarchic nights in August 2011. 10:00pm �� EastEnders 10:30pm �� Snog, Marry, Avoid? 11:00pm �� Family Guy 11:45pm �� American Dad! 12:30am �� Riots: The Aftershock 1:30am �� Snog, Marry, Avoid? 2:00am ��Coming Here Soon 3:00am ��Don’t Tell the Bride

8:55am ��Deal or No Deal 9:55am ��Four in a Bed 10:30am ��Sainsbury’s and Channel 4 Present... London 2012 10:35am �� River Cottage Bites 10:40am ��A Place in the Sun 11:15am ��Beau Brummell 1:25pm �� Time Team 2:30pm �� Time Team 3:35pm �� Relocation, Relocation 4:40pm ��A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 5:45pm �� Phil Spencer: Secret Agent

6:10am ��Goodnight Sweetheart 6:40am ��Heartbeat 7:45am ��Upstairs, Downstairs 8:55am ��On the Buses 9:25am �� Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman 10:25am ��Monk 11:20am ��Inspector Morse 1:20pm ��Heartbeat 2:25pm �� Murder, She Wrote 3:25pm ��Monk 4:20pm ��The Lakes 4:50pm ��World Kitchen 5:20pm ��Terry and June 6:00pm �� Heartbeat 7:00pm �� Murder, She Wrote 8:00pm �� Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9:00pm �� Foyle’s War 11:00pm ��Murder in Suburbia 12:05am ��Life 1:00am �� Agatha Christie’s Poirot 1:50am �� Drama Trails

6:00am �� Greatest FA Cup Finals 6:10am ��The Professionals 7:00am ��The Saint 8:00am �� Minder 9:00am �� World’s Wildest Police Videos 9:55am �� Quantum Leap 10:55am ��The Professionals 11:55am �� Minder 1:00pm ��Tour De France 2012 Highlights 2:00pm ��Tour De France 2012 Live 5:00pm ��The Professionals

6:50pm �� Come Dine with Me 7:55pm ��Grand Designs 9:00pm ��Grand Designs 10:00pm ��The Hoarder Next Door 11:05pm ��Big Fat Gypsy Weddings 12:05am ��Grand Designs 1:15am ��The Hoarder Next Door 2:20am ��Big Fat Gypsy Weddings

6:00pm �� Quantum Leap 7:00pm ��Tour De France 2012 Highlights 8:00pm �� Minder 9:00pm �� Firefox 11:45pm ��The Wicker Man 1:35am �� Minder 2:35am �� Film File 2:45am �� ITV4 Nightscreen 3:00am ��Teleshopping

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6:00am ��Taps An announcement that the venerable Bunker Hill Military Academy, a 141 year old institute, is to be torn down and replaced with condos sets off the young cadets led by their stodgy commander. 8:00am �� Avatar 10:00am ��True Hollywood Stories: Dennis Rodman 11:00am ��Wonder Boys 1:00pm ��Signs A family living on a farm finds mysterious crop circles in their fields which suggests something more frightening to come. 3:00pm ��True Hollywood Stories: Eva Longoria Parker This daughter of Mexican-american parents was raised poor on a farm in Texas and originally aspired to be a model. But she got a few small acting parts before landing a breakout role on The Young & the Restless daytime soap. 4:00pm................................................................ Avatar When his brother is killed in a robbery, paraplegic Marine Jake Sully decides to take his place in a mission on the distant world of Pandora. There he learns of greedy corporate figurehead Parker Selfridge’s intentions of driving off the native humanoid “Na’vi” in order to mine for the precious material scattered throughout their rich woodland. 6:00pm....................................Transporter 3 Toxic waste bubbles in a ship waiting permission to dock in Odessa. Frank Martin turns down a job in Marseilles, referring it to a pal. A short time later, the pal, wounded by gunfire, crashes his car into Frank’s living room and dies, leaving a young woman in the back seat. 8:00pm ��Death Proof In Austin, Texas, girlfriends Julia Lucai, Arlene, Shanna and Lanna Frank meet in a bar to drink, smoke and make out with their boyfriends before traveling alone to Lake LBJ to spend the weekend together. 10:00pm �� Firestorm Firefighter Jesse Graves has to save ornithologist Jennifer and other people caught in a forest fire, which was set up by the lawyer of convicted killer Earl Shaye, who escaped from the prison with several of his inmates posing as firefighters to recover $37,000,000 in stashed loot.

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tu e s d a y 6:00am ��Breakfast 9:15am �� Heir Hunters 10:00am ��Homes Under the Hammer 11:00am �� Cowboy Trap 11:45am ��Doorstep Crime 999 12:15pm ��Bargain Hunt 1:00pm �� BBC News at One 1:45pm ��Doctors 2:15pm �� Escape to the Country 3:00pm �� BBC News 3:05pm �� Deadly 60 3:35pm ��Prank Patrol Down Under 4:00pm ��Copycats 4:30pm ��Livingstone: Serious Explorers 5:00pm �� Newsround 5:15pm ��Pointless 6:00pm �� BBC News at Six 6:30pm ��BBC London News 7:00pm �� The One Show 7:30pm ��EastEnders Ben, Jay and Shirley enjoy a rare day out together, and things finally seem to be looking up for the Mitchells. However, Jay’s world soon comes crashing down around him when he makes a shocking discovery. 8:00pm ��Holby City It’s Simon’s last day at Holby, will Dan be able to say goodbye? Chrissie and Sacha struggle to define their relationship. Their plans for a romantic dinner are blown out of the water when Ella, the medical student from a few weeks ago, is admitted as a patient. 9:00pm ��Turn Back Time: The Family In this episode, the families face life on the home front with Great Britain at war; they pull together to survive and do their bit for the war effort, as well as enduring a night in a bomb shelter. 10:00pm ��BBC News at Ten 10:25pm ��BBC London News 10:35pm �� Imagine... 11:40pm �� Passchendaele 1:25am ��Weatherview 1:30am ��The Meat Market: Inside Smithfield 2:30am �� The Men Who Made Us Fat

6:00am ��The Pingu Show 6:10am �� Zigby 6:25am ��Timmy Time 6:35am ��Dirtgirlworld 6:50am �� Rastamouse 7:00am ��Roar 7:30am �� The League of Super Evil 7:45am ��Frankenstein’s Cat 8:00am �� Dick ‘N’ Dom Go Wild 8:30am ��Nina and the Neurons 8:45am �� Big and Small 9:00am ��Tinga Tinga Tales 9:10am ��Little Charley Bear 9:20am ��Raa Raa the Noisy Lion 9:30am �� Bob the Builder: Ready, Steady, Build! 9:40am �� The Koala Brothers 9:50am ��Lunar Jim 10:00am ��Dipdap 10:05am ��Kerwhizz 10:30am ��Driver Dan’s Story Train 10:40am ��Waybuloo 11:00am �� In the Night Garden 11:30am �� BBC World News 12:00pm ��The Daily Politics 1:00pm ��Climbing Great Buildings 1:30pm ��To Buy or Not to Buy 2:15pm ��The Weakest Link 3:00pm ��Show Me the Monet 3:45pm ��The Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour of Britain 4:30pm �� Flog It! 5:15pm ��Antiques Road Trip 6:00pm ��Eggheads 6:30pm ��The Farm Fixer 7:00pm ��Faster Higher Stronger: Stories of the Olympic Games 8:00pm ��Volcano Live 9:00pm ��Line of Duty 10:00pm ��Twenty Twelve 10:30pm ��Newsnight 11:20pm �� Lost Land of the Volcano 12:20am ��BBC News

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6:00am ��Daybreak 8:30am ��Lorraine 9:25am ��The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30am ��This Morning 11:25am ��ITV News 11:30am ��This Morning 12:30pm ��Let’s Do Lunch... With Gino and Mel 1:30pm ��ITV News and Weather 2:00pm ��May the Best House Win 3:00pm �� Secret Dealers 4:00pm ��A Touch of Frost 5:00pm ��Tipping Point 6:00pm �� London Tonight 6:30pm �� ITV News and Weather 7:00pm �� Emmerdale Zak’s homecoming surprises Lisa, but his happiness is short-lived. David confides in Pollard about Alicia’s declaration of love. Ruby loses her job and Ali’s suspicions of Laurel grow. 7:30pm ��Trash to Treasure Trev and Lee travel to the French countryside on the hunt for some oak beams and flooring. Their tight budget soon goes out of the window when they discover a surplus of riches, but it looks as though they may have secured a big sale before the stock even arrives back home. 8:00pm ��Love Your Garden Alan Titchmarsh and the team are in Barking, where they hope they can coax 90-year-old Iris back into her garden. Since her husband died, the garden has become neglected, but Iris longs to have somewhere to sit and smell the scent of the roses. 9:00pm �� Who Wants to be a Millionaire? 10:00pm ��ITV News at Ten and Weather 10:35pm �� American Dreamz Comedy satirising celebrity culture. A reelected American president attempts to boost his sagging popularity by agreeing to appear as a guest judge on a smash hit TV talent show. 12:35am �� Jackpot247 3:00am ��Golden Balls

6:00am �� The Treacle People 6:10am ��Sali Mali 6:15am �� The Hoobs 6:40am �� The Hoobs 7:05am �� Freshly Squeezed 7:35am ��According to Jim 8:00am ��Everybody Loves Raymond 8:30am ��Frasier 9:00am ��Undercover Boss USA 10:00am �� Four Rooms 11:00am �� You Deserve This House 12:00pm �� Channel 4 News 12:05pm ��Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 12:35pm ��River Cottage Bites 12:45pm ��The Fabulous Baker Brothers 1:15pm �� Party Girl 3:10pm �� Countdown 4:00pm �� Deal or No Deal 5:00pm ��Four in a Bed 5:30pm �� Come Dine with Me

6:00pm ��The Simpsons 6:30pm �� Hollyoaks A night out in London ends unexpectedly for George when Ryan tries to kiss him, while Esther’s decision to borrow an outfit from the magazine could land her in serious trouble. 6:55pm ��4thought.tv 7:00pm �� Channel 4 News 7:55pm ��Sainsbury’s and Channel 4 Presents... London 2012: Ellie Simmonds 8:00pm �� Beauty and the Beast: The Ugly Face of Prejudice 9:00pm ��Gordon Behind Bars 10:00pm ��Secrets of the Shoplifters 11:10pm �� Kashmir’s Torture Trail 12:10am ��Random Acts 12:15am �� Daredevils: Life on the Edge 1:15am �� KOTV Boxing Weekly 1:40am ��Sailing 2:10am �� FIVB World Beach Volleyball Tour 5:20am �� FIA GT1 Championship

Beauty & The Beast: Ugly Face Of Prejudice

Channel 4 - 8:00 - 9:00 pm In the first episode of the second series 21-year-old beautyholic and drama student Gary Thompson meets 47-year-old Reggie Bibbs from Houston Texas. Gary has spent up to £31,000 in the last five years on looking good and almost sacrificed his studies due to non-payment of student fees. Reggie has one the world’s most extreme cases of neurofibromatosis, a condition where tumours grow all over the body. In the first week, Reggie travels to London and gets to know Gary. Gary wants to have

a nose job and look like female celebrity Kim Kardashian. In the second week, the pair fly back to Houston, USA, to meet Reggie’s family. Here Gary learns about Reggie’s past and how he spent 30 years hiding from other people. Reggie sends Gary to watch a rhinoplasty operation and he sees a surgeon breaking a patient’s nose. He also meets Tammy, a former rhinoplasty patient whose operation went wrong and now she has no sense of smell. Will Reggie persuade Gary not to have a nose job?

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10 6:00am ��Children´s TV 11:10am ��Extreme Fishing with Robson Green 12:10pm ��5 News Lunchtime 12:15pm ��Big Brother 1:15pm ��Home and Away 1:45pm ��Neighbours 2:15pm ��The Mentalist 3:15pm ��Stolen Innocence 5:00pm ��5 News at 5 5:30pm ��Neighbours 6:00pm ��Home and Away 6:30pm �� 5 News 7:00pm ��The Hotel Inspector 8:00pm �� Half Built House 9:00pm �� CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 10:00pm �� Big Brother 11:00pm �� Big Brother’s Bit on the Side 12:00am �� Cricket on 5 1:05am ��Super Casino

7:00pm ��Doctor Who The desperate search for Melody Pond sees the TARDIS crash-landing in 1930s Berlin, as the time-travelling drama returns. There, the Doctor comes face-to-face with the greatest war criminal in the universe. 7:50pm ��Doctor Who Confidential Explosions, vintage bikes, cornfields and time travel make for a mind-boggling start to the next batch of Doctor Who adventures. 8:00pm ��Don’t Tell the Bride 9:00pm ��Coming Here Soon 10:00pm �� EastEnders 10:30pm �� Live at the Electric 11:00pm �� Family Guy 11:20pm �� Family Guy 11:45pm �� American Dad! 12:05am �� American Dad! 12:30am ��Coming Here Soon 1:30am �� Live at the Electric 2:00am ��Russell Howard’s Good News 2:30am ��Don’t Tell the Bride

6:25am ��Coronation Street 7:15am ��The Jeremy Kyle Show US 8:10am ��The Only Way is Essex 9:40am �� The Real Housewives of Orange County 10:45am �� The Real Housewives of New York City 11:50am �� Planet’s Funniest Animals 12:00pm ��Emmerdale 12:30pm ��Coronation Street 1:30pm ��The Jeremy Kyle Show 3:40pm �� The Real Housewives of Orange County 4:40pm �� The Real Housewives of New York City 5:40pm ��Judge Judy

6:00am �� Carry on Laughing 6:30am ��Heartbeat 7:30am ��Upstairs, Downstairs 8:35am ��Terry and June 9:15am �� Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman 10:15am ��Monk 11:15am ��Inspector Morse 1:10pm ��Heartbeat 2:15pm �� Murder, She Wrote 3:20pm ��Monk 4:15pm ��The Lakes 4:50pm ��World Kitchen 5:20pm ��Goodnight Sweetheart 5:55pm ��Heartbeat

6:05pm ��The Jeremy Kyle Show US 7:00pm ��America’s Got Talent 9:00pm �� Hell’s Kitchen USA 10:00pm ��Mark Wright’s Hollywood Nights 11:00pm �� Batman

6:55pm �� Murder, She Wrote 8:00pm �� Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9:00pm �� Foyle’s War 11:00pm �� Canterbury Tales 12:15am ��Inspector Morse 1:55am �� Film File

8:55am ��Deal or No Deal 9:55am �� Four in a Bed 10:30am �� Sainsbury’s and Channel 4 Present... London 2012 10:35am ��River Cottage Bites 10:50am ��A Place in the Sun 11:25am ��Drums Along the Mohawk 1:25pm ��Time Team 2:30pm ��Time Team 3:35pm ��Relocation, Relocation 4:40pm ��A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 5:45pm ��Phil Spencer: Secret Agent

6:50pm ��Come Dine with Me 7:55pm �� Grand Designs 9:00pm �� Slumdog Millionaire 11:20pm ��Embarrassing Bodies 12:25am ��Come Dine with Me 1:30am �� Grand Designs 2:35am ��Embarrassing Bodies

6:00am ��World Cup Hat-Trick Heroes 6:05am �� World’s Wildest Police Videos 6:50am ��The Professionals 7:50am �� Minder 8:55am ��The Saint 9:55am �� Quantum Leap 10:55am ��The Professionals 11:55am �� Minder 1:00pm ��Tour De France 2012 Highlights 2:00pm �� Quantum Leap 3:00pm ��The Fall Guy 4:00pm �� Batman 5:00pm ��Motorsport UK 6:00pm �� Quantum Leap 7:00pm �� Tour De France 2012 Highlights 8:00pm ��Goodwood Festival of Speed 2012 9:00pm ��Mercury Rising 11:15pm �� Boogie Nights 2:20am ��Sports Mash: Taking the Mic

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6:00am ��The Promotion Two assistant managers of a corporate grocery store compete for a coveted promotion. 8:00am ��Firestorm 10:00am..........................True Hollywood Stories: Eva Longoria Parker This daughter of Mexican-american parents was raised poor on a farm in Texas and originally aspired to be a model. But she got a few small acting parts before landing a breakout role on The Young & the Restless daytime soap. 11:00am �� Wicker Park A young Chicago advertising executive believes a woman he sees in a café is his longlost love. His conviction leads to obsession, as he puts his life on hold to trail her. 1:00pm �� Transporter 3 3:00pm ��True Hollywood Stories: Heath Ledger We take an in-depth look at the too-brief but unforgettable life and career of this talented and charismatic actor, from his first U.S appearance in ‘10 Things I Hate About You’ to his genre-bending performance in this summer’s Batman movie. 4:00pm ��Primary Colors Jack Stanton is running for president. The election is seen through the eyes of young Henry Burton. Along the way Stanton must deal with a sex scandal. 6:00pm �� DRIVEN A young hot shot driver is in the middle of a championship season and is coming apart at the seams. A former CART champion is called in to give him guidance. 8:00pm �� Pearl Harbor On a sleepy Sunday morning in December as children played and families prayed, squadrons of Japanese war planes screamed across the skies of a Hawaiian paradise and launched a surprise attack on the U.S. armed forces at Pearl Harbor--the infamous day that jolted america from peaceful isolationism to total war and altered the course of world history. 10:00pm ��Rob Zombie’s Halloween The residents of Haddonfield don’t know it yet... but death is coming to their small sleepy town. Sixteen years ago, a ten year old boy called Michael Myers brutally kills his step father, his elder sister and her boyfriend.

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w e d n e s d ay 6:00am ��Breakfast 9:15am �� Heir Hunters 10:00am ��Homes Under the Hammer 11:00am �� Cowboy Trap 11:45am ��Doorstep Crime 999 12:15pm ��Bargain Hunt 1:00pm �� BBC News at One 1:30pm ��BBC London News 1:45pm ��Doctors 2:15pm �� Escape to the Country 3:00pm �� BBC News 3:05pm �� Deadly 60 3:35pm ��Prank Patrol Down Under 4:00pm ��Copycats 4:30pm ��Horrible Histories: Gory Games 5:00pm �� Newsround 5:15pm ��Pointless 6:00pm �� BBC News at Six 6:30pm ��BBC London News 7:00pm �� The One Show 7:30pm ��Fake Britain In this episode, Dominic goes on the road with the Greater Manchester police as they crack down on the fakers at the heart of the counterfeiting capital of Britain, the city’s Strangeways district. 8:00pm ��DIY SOS They join forces to enlist the help of the local community in Stoke and renovate a home for a family battling terminal illness. 9:00pm ��The Town That Never Retired Nick Hewer and Margaret Mountford head up an experiment to send 70-something pensioners back into full time work in the city of Preston. 10:00pm ��BBC News at Ten 10:25pm ��BBC London News 10:35pm ��The National Lottery Wednesday Night Draws 10:45pm ��Have I Got Old News for You 11:15pm ��Brooklyn’s Finest 1:20am ��Weatherview 1:25am �� Brick by Brick: Rebuilding Our Past 2:25am ��Arts Troubleshooter

6:00am ��The Pingu Show 6:10am �� Zigby 6:25am ��Timmy Time 6:35am ��Dirtgirlworld 6:50am �� Rastamouse 7:00am ��Roar 7:30am �� The League of Super Evil 7:45am ��Frankenstein’s Cat 8:00am �� Dick ‘N’ Dom Go Wild 8:30am ��Nina and the Neurons 8:45am �� Big and Small 9:00am ��Tinga Tinga Tales 9:10am ��Little Charley Bear 9:20am ��Raa Raa the Noisy Lion 9:30am �� Bob the Builder: Project Build It 9:40am �� The Koala Brothers 9:50am ��Lunar Jim 10:00am ��Dipdap 10:05am ��Kerwhizz 10:30am ��Driver Dan’s Story Train 10:40am ��Waybuloo 11:00am �� In the Night Garden 11:30am ��The Daily Politics 1:00pm ��Climbing Great Buildings 1:30pm ��To Buy or Not to Buy 2:15pm ��The Weakest Link 3:00pm ��Show Me the Monet 3:45pm ��The Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour of Britain 4:30pm �� Flog It! 5:15pm ��Antiques Road Trip 6:00pm ��Eggheads 6:30pm ��The Farm Fixer 7:00pm ��Faster Higher Stronger: Stories of the Olympic Games 8:00pm ��Volcano Live 9:00pm ��The Secret History of Our Streets 10:00pm ��The Culture Show 10:30pm ��Newsnight 11:20pm �� Lost Land of the Volcano 12:20am ��BBC News

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6:15am �� The Hoobs 6:40am �� The Hoobs 7:05am �� Freshly Squeezed 7:35am ��According to Jim 8:00am ��Everybody Loves Raymond 8:30am ��Frasier 9:00am ��Undercover Boss USA 10:00am �� Four Rooms 11:00am �� You Deserve This House 12:00pm �� Channel 4 News 12:05pm ��Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 12:30pm �� Sainsbury’s London 2012 12:35pm ��The Fabulous Baker Brothers 1:05pm ��River Cottage Bites 1:15pm �� One of Our Aircraft is Missing 3:10pm �� Countdown 4:00pm �� Deal or No Deal 5:00pm ��Four in a Bed 5:30pm �� Come Dine with Me

6:00pm �� London Tonight 6:30pm �� ITV News and Weather 7:00pm �� Emmerdale Under pressure, Zak is forced to ask for Cain’s help. Ali gets into a drunken state over the mess she has made with Ruby. Katie voices her concerns over layabout Robbie to Declan. 7:30pm ��Coronation Street Peter turns to a trusty old friend as he hits rock bottom. Rob sets out to prove himself to Carla. Anna learns the truth behind Faye’s anguish. 8:00pm �� Super Tiny Animals America is home to ‘Doggie Moms’ and dog weddings, also know as ‘pup-tials’. Beyonce, a rescued pup who weighed just an ounce at birth, became an internet hit following pictures of her sitting on a soup spoon. 9:00pm �� Who Wants to be a Millionaire? 10:00pm ��ITV News at Ten & Weather 10:35pm ��Caddyshack Slapstick comedy. An obnoxious and rich property developer wants to take over an exclusive country club and so challenges its pompous president to a game of golf leading to utter mayhem and a stream of surreal and crude visual gags. 12:25am �� Jackpot247 2:35am �� Must Love Dogs Romantic comedy. A recently divorced thirtysomething teacher is sent on a series of unsuccessful dates by her meddling family.

6:00pm ��The Simpsons 6:30pm �� Hollyoaks The village is reeling following yesterday’s events... George is forced to spend the day in London with Ryan, but can they put their misunderstanding behind them? 6:55pm ��4thought.tv 7:00pm �� Channel 4 News 7:55pm ��Sainsbury’s and Channel 4 Presents... London 2012: David Clarke 8:00pm ��Embarrassing Bodies 9:00pm �� 24 Hours in A and E 10:00pm ��Show Me Your Money 11:05pm ��Random Acts 11:10pm �� The Killing 12:05am �� 2 Broke Girls 12:35am ��Summer Daze with Blackberry 1:05am �� Tribes: Intro 1:20am �� The Cribs 1:30am �� Spotlight 1:40am �� The Crush with KFC Krushems 2:35am �� Akeelah and the Bee

Super Tiny Animals ITV 1 - 8:00 - 9:00 pm “She was so small I realised she was the size of a spoon, so I put her in a spoon and took a picture...I had never seen a dog that small.”

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With over 22 million pets between us, Britain is undoubtedly a nation of animal lovers. And for many, it seems the smaller the pet the better. As Super Tiny Animals returns for a second series, the cute factor is off the scale and seeing is believing! In this two-part documentary series we take a look at some of the world’s most popular miniature pets and meet the people who love

and pamper them. From tiny terriers to teacup cats and dinky horses, these miniature animals are guaranteed to melt even the steeliest of hearts. Dressing up our little darlings is nothing new, but animal accessories are now enjoying record profits and in 2012 it’s estimated we’ll spend £30 million on them, in the UK alone. For some the lines between the patter of tiny feet and the patter of tiny paws are starting to blur. Twenty-seven-year-old Lynsey from Kent lives with her ‘baby’ Rocky, a tiny chihuahua, who gets star treatment as he is pushed round town in his very own buggy.

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Tenerife Weekly - 6th July - 12th July 2012

11 6:00am ��Children´s TV 9:15am �� The Wright Stuff 11:10am ��Extreme Fishing with Robson Green 12:10pm ��5 News Lunchtime 12:15pm ��Big Brother 1:15pm ��Home and Away 1:45pm ��Neighbours 2:15pm ��The Mentalist 3:15pm ��A Soldier’s Love Story 5:00pm ��5 News at 5 5:30pm ��Neighbours 6:00pm ��Home and Away 6:30pm �� 5 News 7:00pm ��Ice Road Truckers: Deadliest Roads 8:00pm ��Britain’s Strangest Pets 9:00pm ��NCIS 10:00pm �� Big Brother 11:00pm �� Big Brother’s Bit on the Side 12:00am ��Pokerstars

6:00am ��Emmerdale 6:50am ��The Jeremy Kyle Show US 7:40am ��The Only Way is Essex 9:40am �� The Real Housewives of Orange County 10:40am �� The Real Housewives of New York City 11:45am �� Planet’s Funniest Animals 12:00pm ��Emmerdale 1:00pm �� Planet’s Funniest Animals 1:30pm ��The Jeremy Kyle Show 3:40pm �� The Real Housewives of Orange County 4:40pm �� The Real Housewives of New York City 5:35pm ��Judge Judy 6:00pm ��The Jeremy Kyle Show US 7:00pm �� The Cube 8:00pm ��America’s Got Talent 9:00pm ��The Incredible Hulk 11:15pm �� Three Kings 1:35am ��Life’s Funniest Moments

7:00pm ��Doctor Who The Doctor must deal with sinister dolls coming to life as he fights to help a terrified child and his father. 7:45pm ��Doctor Who Confidential Confidential is on location, presenting action from a 17th century estate in the Gloucestershire countryside and a high-rise housing estate in Bristol. 8:00pm ��Don’t Tell the Bride 9:00pm �� Cherry Healey: How to Get a Life 10:00pm �� Irish Rappers Revealed 10:40pm �� Family Guy 11:00pm �� Family Guy 11:25pm �� American Dad! 11:45pm �� American Dad! 12:10am �� Cherry Healey: How to Get a Life 1:10am �� Irish Rappers Revealed 1:50am ��Don’t Tell the Bride 2:50am �� Riots: The Aftershock

8:55am ��Deal or No Deal 9:55am ��Four in a Bed 10:30am ��Sainsbury’s and Channel 4 Present... London 2012 10:35am ��A Place in the Sun 11:10am ��Helen of Troy 1:25pm �� Time Team 2:30pm �� Time Team 3:35pm �� Relocation, Relocation 4:40pm ��A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 5:45pm �� Phil Spencer: Secret Agent

6:00am ��Film File 6:10am ��Goodnight Sweetheart 6:45am ��Heartbeat 7:45am ��Upstairs, Downstairs 8:55am ��Rising Damp 9:30am �� Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman 10:25am ��Monk 11:20am ��Inspector Morse 1:25pm ��Heartbeat 2:25pm �� Murder, She Wrote 3:25pm ��Monk 4:20pm ��The Lakes 4:50pm ��World Kitchen 5:20pm ��Goodnight Sweetheart 5:55pm ��Heartbeat 7:00pm �� Murder, She Wrote 8:00pm �� Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9:00pm �� Foyle’s War 11:00pm ��Single-Handed 1:05am �� Monk 1:50am �� Drama Trails

6:00am ��Greatest FA Cup Final Goals 6:10am ��The Professionals 7:00am �� Batman 7:55am �� Minder 8:55am ��The Fall Guy 9:55am �� Quantum Leap 10:55am ��The Professionals 11:55am ��The Saint 1:00pm ��Tour De France 2012 Highlights 2:00pm ��Tour De France 2012 Live 4:30pm ��Police, Camera, Action! 5:00pm ��The Professionals

6:50pm �� Come Dine with Me 7:55pm ��Grand Designs 9:00pm ��The Secret Millionaire 10:00pm �� One Born Every Minute 11:05pm �� Embarrassing Bodies 12:10am ��The Secret Millionaire 1:15am �� One Born Every Minute 2:20am �� Embarrassing Bodies

6:00pm �� Quantum Leap 7:00pm ��Tour De France 2012 Highlights 8:00pm ��British Superbike Championship Highlights 9:30pm �� You Cannot be Serious! 10:00pm �� Demolition Man 12:20am ��World’s Wildest Police Videos 1:15am �� The Professionals 2:15am ��Police, Camera, Action!

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8:00am................................................The Last Time A salesman (Keaton) rediscovers a lust for life after falling for the fiancée of his new business partner (Fraser), a Midwest transplant finding his footing in New York City. 10:00am ��True Hollywood Stories: Heath Ledger 11:00am ��Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Dr. Evil is back...and has invented a new time machine that allows him to go back to the 60’s and steal Austin Powers’s mojo, inadvertently leaving him usless. 1:00pm ��Pearl Harbor On a sleepy Sunday morning in December as children played and families prayed, squadrons of Japanese war planes screamed across the skies of a Hawaiian paradise and launched a surprise attack on the U.S. 3:00pm ��True Hollywood Stories: James Cameron 4:00pm ��The Rich Man’s Wife A rich man’s wife finds she has a bad prenuptial agreement with an even worse husband. Over drinks with a stranger, she fantasizes about doing her husband in to void the prenupt. 6:00pm �� Miss Pettigrew Lives For A Day Pettigrew, a middle-aged London governess, finds herself unfairly dismissed from her job. An attempt to gain new employment catapults her into the glamorous world & dizzying social whirl of an actress & singer, Ms. Lafosse. 8:00pm ��What Lies Beneath It had been a year since Dr. Norman Spencer betrayed his beautiful wife Claire. But with Claire oblivious to the truth and the affair over, Norman’’s life and marriage seem perfect, so perfect that when Claire tells him of hearing mysterious voices and seeing a young woman’’s wraithlike image in their home, he dismisses her mounting terror as delusion. 10:00pm �� The Matrix Reloaded Neo and the rebel leaders estimate that they have 72 hours until 250,000 probes discover Zion and destroy it and its inhabitants. During this, Neo must decide how he can save Trinity from a dark fate in his dreams.

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thu r s d a y 6:00am ��Breakfast 9:15am �� Heir Hunters 10:00am ��Homes Under the Hammer 11:00am �� Cowboy Trap 11:45am ��Doorstep Crime 999 12:15pm ��Bargain Hunt 1:00pm �� BBC News at One 1:30pm ��BBC London News 1:45pm ��Doctors 2:15pm �� Escape to the Country 3:00pm �� BBC News 3:05pm �� Deadly 60 3:35pm ��Prank Patrol Down Under 4:00pm ��Copycats 4:30pm ��Young Dracula 5:00pm �� Newsround 5:15pm ��Pointless 6:00pm �� BBC News at Six 6:30pm ��BBC London News 7:00pm �� The One Show 7:30pm ��EastEnders Jay struggles to cope with his grim discovery, and makes a decision that could affect his life forever - but will someone prevent him from going through with it? 8:00pm �� Traffic Cops The traffic cops come across a suspicious accident on an empty motorway slip road that bears all the hallmarks of a ‘crash for cash’, a deliberate attempt to cheat the insurance companies. 9:00pm ��The Town That Never Retired Nick Hewer and Margaret Mountford continue their experiment to send 70-something pensioners back into fulltime work in the city of Preston to reflect the Government’s planned rise in the state pension age. 10:00pm ��BBC News at Ten 10:25pm ��BBC London News 10:35pm ��June Brown: Respect Your Elders 11:25pm ��This Week 12:10am �� Holiday Weatherview 12:15am ��Panorama

6:00am ��The Pingu Show 6:10am �� Zigby 6:25am ��Timmy Time 6:35am ��Dirtgirlworld 6:50am �� Rastamouse 7:00am ��Roar 7:30am �� The League of Super Evil 7:45am ��Frankenstein’s Cat 8:00am �� Dick ‘N’ Dom Go Wild 8:30am ��Nina and the Neurons 8:45am �� Big and Small 9:00am ��Tinga Tinga Tales 9:10am ��Little Charley Bear 9:20am ��Raa Raa the Noisy Lion 9:30am ��Bob the Builder: Project Build It 9:40am �� The Koala Brothers 9:50am ��Lunar Jim 10:00am ��Dipdap 10:05am ��Kerwhizz 10:30am ��Driver Dan’s Story Train 10:40am ��Waybuloo 11:00am �� In the Night Garden 11:30am �� BBC World News 12:00pm ��The Daily Politics 1:00pm ��Climbing Great Buildings 1:30pm ��To Buy or Not to Buy 2:15pm ��The Weakest Link 3:00pm ��Show Me the Monet 3:45pm ��The Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour of Britain 4:30pm �� Flog It! 5:15pm ��Antiques Road Trip 6:00pm ��Eggheads 6:30pm ��The Farm Fixer 7:00pm ��Faster Higher Stronger: Stories of the Olympic Games 8:00pm ��Volcano Live 9:00pm ��Pompeii: Life and Death in a Roman Town 10:00pm ��Mock the Week 10:30pm ��Newsnight 11:20pm �� Golf 12:20am ��The Culture Show 12:50am ��BBC News

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6:05am �� The Treacle People 6:15am �� The Hoobs 6:40am �� The Hoobs 7:05am �� Freshly Squeezed 7:35am ��According to Jim 8:00am ��Everybody Loves Raymond 8:30am ��Frasier 9:00am ��Undercover Boss USA 10:00am �� Four Rooms 11:00am �� You Deserve This House 12:00pm �� Channel 4 News 12:05pm ��Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 12:30pm ��The Fabulous Baker Brothers 1:00pm ��Channel 4 Racing 3:10pm �� Countdown 4:00pm �� Deal or No Deal 5:00pm ��Four in a Bed 5:30pm �� Come Dine with Me

6:00pm �� London Tonight 6:30pm �� ITV News and Weather 7:00pm �� Emmerdale A scared Zak prepares himself to take a beating. Ruby is stunned when Dan plays matchmaker with her and Ali. Carl agrees to give Robbie a job for Megan’s sake. 7:30pm �� Tonight With just weeks to go until the start of London 2012, this programme examines some of the Games’ surprising winners and losers. 8:00pm �� Emmerdale Zak is ashamed when the Dingle girls come to his rescue. Paddy and Rhona start to seriously consider a new life in New Zealand. Robbie is trying to prove himself, but Katie still does not trust him. 8:30pm ��Coronation Street Carla and Leanne are caught in the crossfire of Peter’s self-destruction. Anna urges Brian to take action against Faye’s tormentor. Kirsty snaps at Tyrone in front of his friends. 9:00pm �� Case Sensitive Two-part detective drama based on the novel The Other Half Lives by Sophie Hannah. 10:00pm ��ITV News at Ten and Weather 10:35pm �� Piers Morgan’s Life Stories 11:35pm ��The Late Debate 12:05am �� Jackpot247 2:35am �� Tonight 3:00am ��ITV Nightscreen

6:00pm ��The Simpsons 6:30pm �� Hollyoaks Dodger is forced to choose between Texas and his family. Esther manages to turn things around for herself on her last day at the magazine, and George and Ryan part with the promise to stay in touch. 6:55pm ��4thought.tv 7:00pm �� Channel 4 News 7:55pm ��Sainsbury’s and Channel 4 Presents... London 2012: Mandip Sehmi Mandip Sehmi, Paralympic wheelchair rugby player and double European Champion gold medallist, is at the peak of his physical fitness and facing his first ever major Games on home turf. 8:00pm �� Country House Rescue 9:00pm ��Bank of Dave 10:00pm �� 24 Hours in A and E 11:05pm ��Gordon Behind Bars 12:10am ��Random Acts 12:15am �� Undercover Boss 1:10am ��Our Man in...Tenerife 2:05am �� Dispatches 2:35am �� Kashmir’s Torture Trail 5:20am ��Countdown

Case Sensitive ITV 1 - 9:00 - 10:00 pm Ruth and Aidan are enjoying a day out at a nature reserve. They’re madly in love and Ruth is delighted and shocked when Aidan pops the question. She barely hesitates, agreeing to marry him. Later, he asks when her divorce will come through from Jason, we realise that this isn’t a straightforward situation. Aidan then admits that he’s got something he needs to tell her… but he’s not sure that he can. A long time ago, he hurt someone. And she died.

Ruth is shocked and presses him for more information, but he’s in distress and she eventually tells him they’ll talk about it later. Charlie and Simon are at the station, Proust telling everyone about a dull fraud case they’re going to be working on. When the briefing’s over, Charlie catches Simon chatting and laughing with Amber, a young and very pretty DC. Sellers comments that ‘I bet he’s shagged her by the end of the week’ and Charlie’s bothered by it. More bothered than she’d like to admit.

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12 6:00am ��Children´s TV 9:15am �� The Wright Stuff 11:10am ��Extreme Fishing with Robson Green 12:10pm ��5 News Lunchtime 12:15pm ��Big Brother 1:15pm ��Home and Away 1:45pm ��Neighbours 2:15pm ��The Mentalist 3:15pm ��While My Pretty One Sleeps 5:00pm ��5 News at 5 5:30pm ��Neighbours 6:00pm ��Home and Away 6:30pm �� 5 News 7:00pm �� Police Interceptors 8:00pm �� Marco Pierre White’s Kitchen Wars 9:00pm ��The Hotel Inspector 10:00pm �� Big Brother 11:00pm �� Big Brother’s Bit on the Side 12:00am ��Super Casino

6:55am ��The Jeremy Kyle Show US 7:45am ��The Only Way is Essex 9:25am �� The Real Housewives of Orange County 10:30am �� The Real Housewives of New York City 11:30am ��Judge Judy 12:00pm ��Emmerdale 12:30pm ��Coronation Street 1:00pm �� Planet’s Funniest Animals 1:30pm ��The Jeremy Kyle Show 3:40pm �� The Real Housewives of Orange County 4:40pm �� The Real Housewives of New York City 5:35pm ��Judge Judy 6:00pm ��The Jeremy Kyle Show US 7:00pm �� The Cube 8:00pm ��Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 8:30pm �� You’ve Been Framed! 9:00pm ��American Pie 2 11:00pm �� Celebrity Juice

7:00pm ��Doctor Who Amy is trapped in a quarantine facility for victims of an alien plague. Can Rory save her before she is killed by kindness? 7:45pm ��Doctor Who Confidential Confidential is out and about with Karen Gillan ‘Amy Pond’ and Arthur Darvill (Rory Williams). Can Karen get up to 100mph around one of the UK’s fastest racetracks and can Arthur rise to the challenge of swimming in a tank of sharks? 8:00pm ��Coming Here Soon 9:00pm ��Russell Howard’s Good News 9:30pm �� Live at the Electric 10:00pm �� EastEnders 10:30pm �� Dead Boss 11:00pm �� Family Guy 11:20pm �� Family Guy 11:45pm �� American Dad! 12:05am �� American Dad! 12:30am �� Live at the Electric 1:00am �� Dead Boss 1:30am ��Russell Howard’s Good News

8:55am ��Deal or No Deal 9:55am ��Four in a Bed 10:30am ��Sainsbury’s and Channel 4 Present... London 2012 10:35am �� River Cottage Bites 10:50am ��A Place in the Sun 11:25am ��Gift Horse 1:25pm �� Time Team 3:35pm �� Relocation, Relocation 4:40pm ��A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 5:45pm �� Phil Spencer: Secret Agent

6:35am ��Heartbeat 7:35am ��Upstairs, Downstairs 8:40am ��Rising Damp 9:05am �� Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman 10:05am ��Monk 11:00am ��Inspector Morse 1:10pm ��Heartbeat 2:15pm �� Murder, She Wrote 3:15pm ��Monk 4:10pm ��The Lakes 4:45pm ��World Kitchen 5:15pm ��Goodnight Sweetheart 5:50pm ��Heartbeat 6:55pm �� Murder, She Wrote 7:55pm �� The Return of Sherlock Holmes 9:00pm �� Ronnie Corbett’s Comedy Tour of Britain 10:00pm �� Foyle’s War 12:05am �� Eternal Law 1:05am �� The Return of Sherlock Holmes

6:00am ��Greatest England World Cup Matches 6:10am ��The Professionals 7:00am �� Minder 8:00am ��The Saint 9:00am �� World’s Wildest Police Videos 9:55am �� Quantum Leap 11:00am ��Tour De France 2012 Highlights 12:00pm ��Tour De France 2012 Live 5:00pm ��The Professionals

6:50pm �� Come Dine with Me 7:55pm ��Grand Designs 9:00pm ��Big Fat Gypsy Weddings 10:00pm ��The Closer 11:00pm �� Father Ted 11:35pm �� Father Ted 12:05am ��Big Fat Gypsy Weddings 1:05am ��The Closer 2:05am �� Brothers and Sisters

6:00pm �� Quantum Leap 7:00pm �� Tour De France 2012 Highlights 8:00pm ��The Motorbike Show 9:00pm ��Billy Connolly’s Route 66 10:00pm ��Raw Deal 12:10am �� The Black Windmill 2:20am ��Police, Camera, Action! 2:50am �� ITV4 Nightscreen 3:00am ��Teleshopping

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6:00am.................................................................. Taken 8:00am ��The Matrix Reloaded Neo and the rebel leaders estimate that they have 72 hours until 250,000 probes discover Zion and destroy it and its inhabitants. During this, Neo must decide how he can save Trinity from a dark fate in his dreams. 10:00am ��True Hollywood Stories: James Cameron 11:00am �� The Full Monty Six unemployed steel workers form a male show act. The women cheer them on to go for “the full monty” 1:00pm ��Miss Pettigrew Lives For A Day Pettigrew, a middle-aged London governess, finds herself unfairly dismissed from her job. An attempt to gain new employment catapults her into the glamorous world & dizzying social whirl of an actress & singer, Ms. Lafosse. 3:00pm ��True Hollywood Stories: Janet Jackson E! THS has the skinny on the Jackson daughter who out-shined her brothers and became an $80 million pop goddess. From her teenage elopement, to her secret marriage, her strained relationship with LaToya and her battles with depression. 4:00pm ��What Lies Beneath It had been a year since Dr. Norman Spencer betrayed his beautiful wife Claire. But with Claire oblivious to the truth and the affair over, Norman’s life and marriage seem perfect, so perfect that when Claire tells him of hearing mysterious voices and seeing a young woman’s wraithlike image in their home, he dismisses her mounting terror as delusion. 6:00pm...................... Me, Myself And Irene Meet Charlie Baileygates, a 17-year veteran of the Rhode Island police force. Charlie is mild-mannered, hard working always helpful, and a devoted and loving father to three sons. Unfortunately, Charlie has Split Personality Disorder, and when he runs out of his medication... 10:00pm �� Man On The Moon A film about the life and career of the eccentric avant-garde comedian, Andy Kaufman.

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La brasa review

“La Brasa” Restaurant Buzanada, Arona

Sara: Returning to “La Brasa”…have you ever had any famous patrons in your restaurant?

Our intrepid reporter, Sara, talks to local restaurateur, Javier, from “La Brasa” restaurant. Name: Javier Martín Gutiérrez Age: 30 years old Job: Restaurant Manager Sara: When did the restaurant “La Brasa” first open its doors?

Javier: 26th June 1995

Sara: How many years have you been the manager?

Javier: 9 years, since 2003

Sara: What did you want to be when you were growing up?

Javier: Food: entrecôte a la brasa. Wine: 12-month-old “Juan Gil”.

Sara: Tell me, which is your favourite restaurant?

Javier: La Brasa!!! He says with a laugh (he’s a jolly chap!) My favourite restaurant is in Santiago de Compostela, Galicía. It’s called “La Tacita”.

Sara: Now for a little music. What type do you like?

Javier: Independent music.

Javier: Yes, several. One of our visitors is Juan María Arzak, a very famous Spanish chef who is considered to be one of the great masters of New Basque cuisine.

Sara: What is the most popular dish in your restaurant?

from the Castile y León region.

Sara: Javi, to end our little chat, I have one more little…..personal question!!! (Sweet smile from our correspondent!)

Javier: I know what you’re going to ask! (Laughing)

Sara: Are you married, or do you have a girlfriend?

Javier: For starters – Ibérico ham and Chistorra sausage. For the main meal – entrecôte and tenderloin steak in a garlic sauce.

Javier: No, I´m single with no commitments…

Sara: My mouth is watering! The tenderloin in garlic sauce is my favourite, without a doubt!

Sara: Pay attention, girls! There’s a golden opportunity here!!! The manager of this restaurant is an available man! He comes complete with fine wines and good food! (Super-wide grin!)

Sara: And which wine do your clients prefer?

Sara: Thank you very much for your time, Javi.

Sara: Name a favourite singer and song.

Javier: Olly Murs – Heart Skips a Beat. Sara: What are your hobbies?

Javier: Mmmmmm….a doctor! Later, I wanted to be an economist, then…… (Javier laughs as he reels off a string of job titles!) But for family reasons, I came to work in the family restaurant as a manager. Sara: Which is preferred wine?

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Javier: Difficult question! My favourite wine would have to be “San Román”, he said with a smile.

Sara: Tell us a little more about that wine, we’d like to know your tastes.

Javier: It’s a wine from the Toro region (Castile-Leon, Zamora.) Made by the legendary Mariano García, the winemaker and owner of the famous Mauro and Maurodos bodegas. The wine is macerated and fermented for 20 days and aged for 23 months in new French oak and semi-new American oak barrels. It is bottled without filtration. Sara: Which is your preferred food?

Javier: Potatoes with ribs and corn-on-thecob – like a good Canarian! I also like sweet gofio (flour made from roasted grains.)

Sara: If you were to recommend a good meal and wine from your restaurant, what would they be?

Javier: I like photography, trying wines and travelling. Sara: Do you have any plans for the future?

Javier: Yes, I would like to open a restaurant in La Caleta, Adeje.

Sara: What type of restaurant would it be?

Javier: (Laughing) I can’t tell you that! (Laughing again) It’s a secret!

Javier: The residents seem to really like the younger wines, such as “Ribera del Duero”,

Javier: The pleasure was all mine. (Smiling, again!)

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“I want him to be a dad but not if he’s drinking…..”

Calders Confessions

Calder spent twelve years working as PA and Co-presenter with Jeremy Kyle on various radio stations, he is now a Freelance Radio Presenter where he answers listeners´dilemmas each Sunday night on the airwaves. We are also very grateful to have him here, answering your questions and queries as part of the Tenerife Weekly team. If you have an issue you can`t overcome or just need general help and confidential advice, why not email Calder: calder@ tenerife-weekly.com

I broke up with the father of my kids a year ago because of his problem with alcohol. He disappeared from our lives for all this time until recently my daughter told me that he’s been coming to her and my son’s school in his car to offer them a lift home. I know he means no harm but I’m worried he’s going to have been drinking before he drives them home. I want him to be a father to them, but I can’t trust him as an addict. Melanie Have you tried talking to the guy? He clearly loves his children and wants to be a part of their lives. Maybe he’s overcome his drinking problem? Either way, opening up the lines of communication is the only way to go. See if you can arrange to

have a coffee somewhere together or even just a chat on the phone. Explain that you’re perfectly happy to allow him to carry on seeing the children provided he’s free from booze. Don’t forget that the kids are caught slap bang in the middle of this and ultimately, the best solution all round, for them, is to have contact with both parents. It’s a judgement you’ll have to make yourself but you’re not going to be able to do that with any degree of confidence unless you talk to the ex are you?

“I know about her new blokes past…..”

I went to a friend’s house last week and met her new boyfriend. I recognised him immediately as he’d been dating my sister two years ago and treated her like dirt. He definitely cheated on her and I think he might have even hit her once or twice. My friend is totally head over heels in love and I don’t want to break her heart if he’s changed, but how will I ever know for sure? Julie

“Secret loan…..”

Just before Christmas I took out a £600 loan without my husband knowing. I can cover the repayments with my weekly wages but he’s recently asked for me to pay my wages into our joint account so he’ll see repayments leaving the account. The debt agency are on my back sending letters, and threatening to come to the house to repossess some goods. If my husband finds out, he’ll kill me but I can’t see a way out. Laura I’ve said it a thousand times, honesty is the best policy! The loan isn’t going pay itself and your husband is bound to find out about it sooner or later. If that happens then I’m certain he’ll be a damn site angrier with you than he would be if you just came clean. With things like this, you should imagine its like a trip to the dentist – a few moments of

discomfort followed by relief. Tell your husband your reasons for taking out the loan and your reasons for keeping it quiet. At the end of the day, you work for your money so it really is up to you what you spend it on isn’t it? Trust me, secrets like this invariably come back and haunt you so my advice is to face the old man as soon as you can.

For me this a no brainer Julie. Tell your friend what you know and let her make up her own mind about this. He may have changed and turned over a new leaf entirely, but what if he hasn’t? I have to be honest and say that 99.9% of men who think its acceptable to hit a woman are pretty much incapable of changing. How would you feel if this relationship carried on and somewhere down the line your friend told you that the guy had turned nasty or cheated on her? Of course there’s a risk that you’ll be seen as an interfering busy body but you know what guy is capable of and I think its only fair that you warn this lady. At the very least, she’ll be able to talk things through with him and put your mind at rest. Good luck.

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Weekly Horoscopes

Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19 Relationships are very much in focus as of Tuesday as Mars moves to Libra, stirring things up and encouraging you to speak your mind concerning partnership issues. A Full Moon in Capricorn suggests that issues associated with your career and life goals may come to a head, too. Let the dust settle and don’t do anything rash. Taurus Apr 20 - May 20 Your health and lifestyle zone has been a source of pressure for some time, but it’s even more so from Tuesday as Mars moves in and encourages you to take action. If you feel things are out of sync, especially in your body, you may want focus on maintaining a balanced physical system. The Full Moon in Capricorn could bring up big plans associated with travel. Gemini May 21 - June 20 You get lucky in love as Mars stirs up your romance zone and encourages you to be more proactive and forthcoming. Your confidence could increase. Input from other influences suggests that if you’re looking for a lover, you could get lucky. Casual conversations may lead to warm, intimate friendships. Cancer June 21 - July 22 Home and family matters could come to a head due to the movement of Mars into Libra. If you’ve delayed taking important steps recently, you might feel motivated to move, remodel, decorate, or introduce a new pet. Meanwhile, there’s a Full Moon in your relationship zone, which could heighten all kinds of feelings that have been bubbling away.

Leo July 23 - Aug 22 Mars finishes stirring up your finances and moves to Libra this week where it livens up communication issues. If you’ve been thinking about writing a book, this might be the time you feel more motivated to go ahead, although you might have to wrestle with the indecision of what to write about. You may also feel the effects of the Full Moon in Capricorn in your health and lifestyle zone. Virgo Aug 23 - Sept 22 Mars finally moves out of your sign and into your money zone. It might be time to get your finances sorted out and checkbook balanced. You might have to pay out a lot more, but you could be generating more income, too. The Full Moon brings creative ideas and romantic feelings into the open. Libra Sept 23 - Oct 22 Mars moves into your sign to stir things up and give you extra courage and determination. You might feel more fired up and eager to get moving on ideas and goals that have been on the back burner. There’s also a Full Moon in Capricorn, which may affect home and family matters to bring out feelings that have been buried. Scorpio Oct 23 - Nov 21 As Mars moves into Libra and your spiritual zone, you may become more active on the inner plane. You could work with feelings, fantasies, dreams, hopes, and fears, weaving them into a creative tapestry that’s rich with new opportunity. There’s also a Full Moon in Capricorn and your communication zone, so you could find that feelings reach fever pitch.

Sagittarius Nov 22 - Dec 21

Energies shift as Mars moves to Libra to help increase the activity in your social life. Things have already become more interesting since Jupiter moved into Gemini, bringing more friends and greater support from others. Life may be even more fun from now on. Meanwhile, a Capricorn Full Moon puts the focus on personal financial matters.

Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19 Things get going in your career zone when Mars moves in, stirs things up, and encourages you to be more proactive. Your career progress looks more assured, especially if you use this opportunity to take powerful steps to achieve your dreams. There’s a Full Moon in your sign on Tuesday, which could bring intense feelings to the surface. Aquarius Jan 19 - Feb 18 The desire to travel and move away from your everyday sphere could increase this week as Mars moves into Libra and encourages you to venture outside of your comfort zone. Life may have been intense lately, but now it gets to be more fun. This is a great opportunity to feed your curiosity and take a class in a subject that interests you deeply. Pisces Feb 19 - Mar 20 Mars finally moves out of your relationship zone, bringing greater calm to this area, and enters your joint financial zone. If you have debts, you may be motivated - or pushed - to sort them out and begin to pay them off. Your sex life could become more active and fun, too. The Full Moon in your social zone on Tuesday is great for parties.

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Tenerife Weekly - 6th July - 12th July 2012 PETS’ PAGE

Welcome to Tenerife Weekly’s Pets’ Page

Pets’ Corner

My name is Steph and some of you may have heard me on the radio each Thursday when I try to find good homes for fantastic pets. Each week this page will be filled with both useful and entertaining information to keep you up to date with the world of pets here in the Canaries.

“Wild” dogs cause injury to R.I.P George the Tortoise sad farewell goes to George, the century old giant pet dog in Los Cristianos Atortoise who resided at the Charles Darwin Research Station in the Galapagos National Park. I received an email this week from a very concerned reader who wanted to share his experience with other dog owners and walkers alike. Last week he was walking his two small dogs on the waste ground below Guaza Mountain, in Los Cristianos, at around 8am. Half way through their walk he heard a dog bark and looked up to see what looked like a Podenco, or a Podenco type dog, some way above him. His own dog went off to meet it, and at this four more large dogs appeared. The now five dogs set upon his pet and tugged him about like a rag doll. The frantic owner ran to the attack and shouted to the dogs, which caused them to drop the poor animal. One of the pet dogs was ok, apart from some scuffs and dirt, but the one that took the brunt of the attack was torn open in several places and had to be taken to the vet immediately. After treatment and hospitalization he was allowed home and is now on the mend.

George’s body is being kept in a cold chamber to prevent decomposition until a necropsy is done to determine his exact cause of death. Sadder still, from this story is that George was the last of his kind. Rest in peace, George.l!

The dog owner in question reported the attack to the authorities and was informed that the appropriate party had been given the authority to capture the “wild” dogs. It is not the first time I have heard of such an incident with, what I can only imagine, is the same pack of dogs and I agree that something needs to be done to prevent such problems from happening again. I will endeavour to follow this up and, hopefully, bring good news in the next week’s edition.

Acción del Sol’s weekly news By Karen Clack

As the summer holidays approach Acción Del Sol’s dog intake increases dramatically. Some people don’t want to pay for boarding kennels whilst the owners enjoy there holidays, so a lot more dogs are dumped on the streets. Last Friday alone 10 dogs were brought into the refuge from Arona’s and Granadilla’s Protection Civil. All the dogs were full of fleas and ticks, so any new dogs brought into the refuge have to be quarantined whilst they all receive there initial care and treatment to avoid infecting the other 180 dogs at the refuge. On arrival the dogs are immediately checked by Acción Del Sol’s resident vet for any life threatening injuries or illnesses which require immediate treatment, and

Useful Numbers Dog & Cat Grooming 628 859 973 - 922 738 885

If you find an abandoned dog

Arona - 010 Everywhere else – 112 24 Hour Vets Fanabe 617 483 707 El Medano 607 346 183 Playa San Juan 922 832 344

for a micro chip which can allow the vet to trace there owner, then its of to the shower room where the dogs are washed in a special solution which immediately kills all fleas and ticks. The dogs are then put in their quarantine kennels, fed and watered and allowed to settle into their temporary new home. In the days that follow, the dogs receive all their necessary veterinary care, vaccinations, they are tested and treated for heart worm, fleas and ticks, micro chipped and passported, castrated and socialised into small groups; where they live together until a new adoption is found for them. Please call 922 778 630 for more information or if you would like to help out in anyway. Towels and blankets are always needed for the dogs if you have any to spare. They would be very much appreciated by our four legged friends. The refuge is situated at Poligono De Industrial Estate, Granadilla, Exit 51 on the TF1, directly next to ITER the Parque Eolica where the windmills are and it is open to the public Monday - Friday 3-6pm if you are interested in adopting a dog or maybe just taking a dog or two for a leisurely walk.

The Little Dogs’ Home

This week The Little Dogs’ Home celebrates the rehoming of 5 of their canine residents. It is a great achievement and long may it continue! If you are interested in any of the other dogs please call 672 917 193

Can you help one of the featured animals? H ave yo u a n a r t i c l e o f i n t e r e s t ? D o e s yo u r p e t d e s e r ve a f e a t u r e ? Drop me an email at vetpetcare@hotmail.com

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TIME OUT

time out

Take a little Crossword

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Across

1. Performs surgery (8) 6. Wise (4) 8. Shrink back (6) 9. Short cannon (6) 10. Republic in N Africa (5) 11. Belly (7) 13. Flood (6) 15. Plan (6) 17. Care (7) 19. Frosting (5) 22. Accommodate (6) 23. Sloping letter (6) 24. Two together (4) 25. Defogger (8)

Down

Solutions to our puzzles can be found on page 48

2. Exact (7) 3. Spacious (5) 4. Slant (4) 5. Some person (8) 6. Religious discourses (7) 7. Tomb (5) 12. Made known (8) 14. Lie (7) 16. The firing of guns (7) 18. Pertaining to sound reproduction (5) 20. Talons (5) 21. Thin layer (4)

This week’s clever quote

“The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot” - Salvador Dalí

The brain train

MATHS CHALLENGE Try to fill in the missing numbers. Use the numbers 1 through 9 to complete the equations.

Sudoku

Fill in the black squares so that each row, each column and each 3-by-3 block contain all of the digits 1 through 9.

Each number is only used once. Each row is a math equation. Work from left to right. Each column is a math equation. Work from top to bottom

An easy one

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1 2 9 6 3 4 2 5 6 9 6 1 7

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The dotted lines indicate areas which also contain a nonrepeating set of digits. These squares can be added together to produce the sums shown in the clues. A little tougher

Question Two: How many zeros are there in a British billion? Question Three: What do Buddhists call the attainment of perfect serenity? Question Four: What is a marcupium? Question Five: What is MMM minus MD? Question Six: In which Dickens novel does Little Nell appear?

Spot the 7 differences

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Question One: In which Scottish city was the “Beano” and “The Dandy” first published?

Word search Find and circle all of the Food Group words that are hidden in the grid. The words may be hidden in any direction.

Breads Cereal Rice Pasta Vegetables Fruits Milk Yogurt Cheese Meat Poultry Fish Beans Eggs Nuts Fats Oils Sweets

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Sharples in Session By John Sharples

Too Much Weather

Phew! What a lot of hot and sweaty weather we have had in Tenerife over the last couple of weeks. I remember when I first moved to Spain in 1997, I loved the sun. I would go down to the beach every day for about an hour and top up my deep golden tan. These days, like most people who have lived here for some time, I hide from the sun, always walk in the shade and choose a place with Air Con for a meal rather than an outdoor terrace. When I wake up in the morning, I open

the curtains half hoping for rain or at least a little cloud. When I go back to the UK for a visit, I love the cold weather and rain, although, I am sure I would soon get sick of it. At least here, we can plan a barbecue or a beach party and be 99.9 per cent sure that the weather will be good and we won’t have to retire to someone’s kitchen or living room. “The grass is always greener on the other side.” I suppose, but just a little rain would be nice!

The Plot More Spice I Losing am worried about my Bitter and

The Spice Girls are back, apparently. Their new west end musical, based on their hits, is being launched at the moment. Queen had a great success with “We will rock you” and Abba’s phenomenal success with “Mamma Mia” shocked everyone, but the Spice Girls? They had about 12 hits, most of which we have already forgotten. They were of their time. For a while, they spiced up our lives. For me, one of their lesser remembered songs says it all, “Goodbye”. They tried a comeback tour a couple of years ago and a greatest hits compilation. Some people just don’t know when to call it a day.

Value For Money

We all have our own perceptions of value for money. For example, Afzal Kahn, of Kahn Design Ltd, paid £375,000 for a 104-year-old number plate bearing the registration F1.

Just the other day a rare car which lay in a barn for more than 16 years was sold at auction for £22,000. It was originally a taxi. The 1910 Panhard-Levassor is extremely rare. I know which of the two I would have liked!

Twisted Cabaret partner Barry. Last week he put the frying pan in the washing machine. Only a few months ago he had a lovely shower with dog shampoo! I think I am rubbing off on him. I am the world’s worst for making a fool of myself. Only last week I decided to make some bread in the bread machine: I put in all the ingredients and switched the machine on. 3 hours later, the house was filled with the wonderful smell of freshly baked bread. I opened the lid and looked inside to find a pile of flour on top of a weird looking bit of bread. I had forgotten to put the mixer blade into the machine first and the mixture had just laid there and baked. The smell was there, but no bread! It took another three hours to make another loaf! Oh well, you can’t bake your bread and eat it!

Come In Number 7 - Your Time Is Up

Are we actually allowed to do anything anymore? It is now illegal to swim in the River Thames without obtaining prior permission. Whilst swimming in the river isn’t exactly the cleverest thing to do, I can’t help thinking that this new regulation is because of the swimmer that interfered with the Oxford/Cambridge boat race. Do we really need idiotic laws like this to be passed? Don’t we have enough idiotic laws as it is? They are making out that it is a safety issue. As far as I am concerned, if people want to swim in faecal matter and pollution, in an area where there are whirlpools and engine oil, let them. Just don’t waste money by jumping in and saving them when it all goes wrong. Another case of the Nanny State if you ask me!

Tenerife Weekly - 6th July - 12th July 2012 sharples in session

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FOOD

Dauphinoise Potatoes

1 kg of washed, peeled and sliced potatoes. 3/4 cloves of garlic, crushed. 250ml of double cream. 250ml milk. Salt. Pepper. Cheddar cheese.

Mix and place all the ingredients in an oven-proof dish and bake at 180c until soft and golden brown. Best served with roast Lamb. mmmmm

Potato Cakes

2 cups mashed potatoes. 1 egg, beaten. 1/2 cup all-purpose flour. Salt, to taste. 1 pinch garlic salt. 1 tablespoon butter. 1 cup shredded Cheddar cheese*. In a medium-sized mixing bowl combine mashed potatoes, egg, flour, salt and garlic. Mix well. Melt butter in a large frying pan over a low heat. Drop pancake-size (4 inch circles) lumps of mashed potatoes into the frying pan. Pat to flatten to 1/2 to 1 inch thickness.

Sprinkle some c h e d d a r cheese onto the mashed potato cake. Spoon more p o t a t o mixture over the cheese. Flip the potato cake over when the bottom is browned (about 10 minutes). Brown the other side (about 10 minutes). * Cheddar cheese can be substituted for cooked fish or diced bacon or ham or any other filling to change to your taste.

Solutions to this week’s puzzles

Brain Train

An easy one

1. Dundee 2. 12 - 1,000,000,000,000 3. Nirvana 4. A marsupials pouch 5. 3000 - 1500 = 1500 6. The Old Curiosity Shop

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A little tougher

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8 6 1 9 4 3 2 7 5 3 8 6 7 2 5 9 4 1 2 7 4 1 9 6 8 5 3 1 5 9 4 3 8 7 6 2 4 1 5 3 8 7 6 2 9 6 2 7 5 1 9 3 8 4

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How boring BUT, after washing and pealing the potatoes cut them all to about the same size. This insures even cooking and best results. Begin cooking in cold salted water. Boil for between 20 to 25 minutes or until they fall off a knife. Now to add a little excitement: at the restaurant we use mash as our main potato.

pepper, fresh cut chives and milk to our crushed potatoes. Keep it warm on the stove and use a piping bag to give it a caring look. Filling the potato with fresh vegetables also helps garnish the plate. Now you have it mashed it will take all manner of ingredients: roast garlic & bacon, dried tomatoes & olive oil, peas & chopped bacon, etc. The list is endless and can be adapted to complement any dish. Please let me know what weird and wonderful concoctions you dream of .... only if they are nice.

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Mash Potatoes We add salt,

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This week I am going to give you a great cheat we use at Casa Tres when we get overly busy: our standard mash, because so many ladies would like to take Steve & Chris home to make for them ...well done boys. And a classic or two to add to some fantastic dishes already printed.

First wash and peel the potatoes. Cut into even sized chips or cubes. Soak in water for 15 minutes, to remove some starch, and then cook in small batches at 150c until just soft to touch ... HERE IS THE CHEAT When we are busy we lay the semi cooked chips on trays and freeze them. When needed, simply cook in oil at 180c straight from the freezer until crisp and golden. We never run out of chips, and they are always home-made.

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We see the potato in many shapes sizes and verity’s of cooking styles: boiled, fried, chipped, cubed, sliced, baked, mashed, croquette, roast. The list goes on and on.

The Chip !!!!

Sounds so easy, but how many time´s have y o u got them not cooked, soggy, burnt? OMG, it’s just a chip! Well as I said, here is a cheat we use at the restaurant. The older potatoes make a better chip, but Maris Piper or King Edward are the best as they give a nice crisp coat with a fluffy centre.

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The Humble Spud

Courtesy of Casa Tres´922 71 66 27 - Happy cooking any concerns mail me at www.casatrestenerife.com

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Tenerife Weekly - 6th July - 12th July 2012 TECHNOPHILE

Napster: “We’ve gone from Devils to Angels in Music Industry’s Eyes”

Napster, the notorious pioneer in digital music, feels that it has turned from “devil to angel” in the eyes of record labels, as the service relaunches in the UK and Europe. Earlier in the year, the Napster International assets in Germany and Europe were acquired by US streaming giant Rhapsody for an undisclosed sum, as part of its push into Europe. N Ever since, the Napster team has redesigned the entire platform from the ground up, and migrated over its existing customers. The company is now ready for a big marketing blitz, highlighting its relaunch with a focus on helping people discover great music through a mix of editorial and social sharing. Similar to rival services such as Spotify and Deezer, Napster offers a library of 15m tracks, including 1.6m albums, across 600 sub genres to stream on computers and connected devices. Anyone can access the entire library for free, but they can only stream 30-second clips of each track. Paying £5 a month allows you to stream the music in full on computers and IP-connected devices such as Smart TVs and home entertainment systems.

Bump that up to £10 and you can add up to three devices, including the iPhone, iPad, iPod touch and Android smartphones and tablets. Thorsten Schliesche, the general manager of Napster in Europe, said that they decided to retain the Napster brand in Europe rather than use Rhapsody as it still has cache with customers. Schliesche, who has been with Napster for seven years, said that

the brand is still “synonymous” with digital music for European customers, while knowledge of Rhapsody is patchy, despite the company being established since 1999. In Europe, Napster is also not so associated with its past. The site was founded in 1999 by Shawn Fanning, who became inspired after his university roommate complained about the poor quality

‘Rugby League Live 2’ Announced For Consoles

Rugby League Live 2 has been announced by Big Ant Studios and Tru Blu Entertainment. The sports simulation is in development for Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3, and will be released later this year. Backed by an extensive licensing

agreement, Rugby League Live 2 includes teams and leagues from the NRL, Super League, Cooperative Championships, NSW and QLD cups, and Toyota Cup, as well as Australian, English and New Zealander international championships. The game features numerous improvements over its 2010 predecessor, including a new tracking system, refined gameplay moves, and custom teams and players. It also provides competitive and cooperative multiplayer matches with up to eight players online, along with a ten-year career mode and new experience system.

Gadget corner

Ear iPhone Case If you have a quirky sense of humour, you can’t go past the Ear iPhone Case. Slip your iPhone 4 into this giant e a r- s h a p e d case and you’ll be certain to attract attention and raise a few smiles every time you make a call! Someone you know getting a little too serious in the workplace? Get them one of these to give them a whole new persona! The Ear iPhone Case is only compatible with the iPhone 4.

ION LP 2 Go The vinyl revival continues apace, and ION’s here to make sure you can enjoy your cherished slabs of music anywhere with the LP 2 GO. Running off four AA batteries this £50 device will chuck out sweet, sweet analogue through its built-in speaker or headphones, and can rip records to a USBconnected computer.

of MP3 files available online. Napster soon gathered millions of regular users by offering a platform for people to share music files via ‘peer-to-peer’ - but it was not long before it ran into trouble. US recording industry bodies accused Napster of aiding and abetting widespread copyright infringement, claiming that up to 70,000 pirated songs were available on the site at any one time. The tech start-up was also famously sued by rock band Metallica and rap star Dr Dre. The legal action did nothing to dampen the popularity of Napster with its users, but continued friction with the music industry - seemingly fanned by both sides - led the company to explore various legitimate operations and collaborations, none of which came to fruition. Dogged by lawsuits from the music industry, Napster filed for bankruptcy protection in summer 2002, leading to it being sold to US software giant, Roxio. After that, Napster was remodelled into a commercial music service using the well-known brand. American retailer Best Buy splashed out $121 million to buy the firm in 2008. Four years later, and the company was in the hands of Rhapsody, with the former ‘enfant terrible’ looking

to put the past behind it. Asked how the brand is now viewed by the music labels, Schliesche replied with a smile: “We have turned from devil to angel.” He said that the labels have warmed to the company’s “passion” for music, particularly the drive to integrate social and editorial elements to its vast music library. Schliesche said that the average customer will consume only between 80 and 100 tracks, but Napster has licensed 15m and wants people to use as many as possible. In a dig at one of the firm’s key rivals, he added: “Spotify is like Napster used to be, a long list of music. They just give you the music and say, there you go.” Napster differentiates itself by using its user community to help people navigate the massive music library. Every user creates their own personal profile, giving information on their background, music tastes and so on. They can create their own playlists based on whatever theme they choose, and then share them with others. Some people become ‘superusers’ in certain genres due to their high level of activity, helping to guide others in what is the best music to access.

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SPOTLIGHT ......

I have worked in bands and as a Solo artist. I released a single and I am now working on a new tribute show, which I have never attempted before. I love my work and have been in the business for over 30 years. I have been very lucky to have travelled far and wide and have made a lot of friends along the way. Long may this continue in Tenerife! WHERE ARE YOU FROM? Portsmouth, UK. WHEN AND WHY DID YOU MOVE TO TENERIFE? 18 July 2011 - for a better way of life. Such a lovely Island, we have been frequenting here for years.

DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF TO BE FAMOUS? No, not by any means. Although I have performed to a lot of people over the past 30-odd years. ALTHOUGH YOU ARE IN THE LIMELIGHT, DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF TO BE SHY? Very. I don’t like crowds, etc, but when performing it does not seem to worry me that much, but I still get nervous. IF YOU HAD A DIFFERENT JOB, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Owner of Virgin WHO IS YOUR IDOL? WHY? My wife, because she is out of this world and a constant support. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST DISASTER YOU HAVE EVER HAD ON STAGE? In the early days I was in a comedy show band called Spotty Molldoon performing as the blind man in a Peters and Lee sketch, and the idea was I came on stage alone and as I’m just about to walk off the edge of the stage my accomplice saves me from falling into the audience. This particular night it was a six foot stage and once your committed you have to walk straight off. My partner was late so I had to walk off and crashed down through three tables of glasses and people!!! Needless to say we changed the routine. HOW MANY LANGUAGES DO YOU SPEAK? I have trouble with English let alone anything else! WHAT TIME DO YOU GET UP IN THE MORNING? When the wife kicks me out of bed. HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU EARN IN A MONTH? More than I earn in a week.

Les Budd

HOW MUCH MONEY WOULD YOU LIKE TO EARN IN A MONTH? More than I earn in a year. WHAT DO YOU SPEND YOUR MONEY ON? The wife’s shoes and handbags. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST JOB? Hod carrier DO YOU DO CHARITY WORK? Yes, if it’s for a local good cause. I don’t believe in large or global charities, as most of the money goes in administration. WHY DID YOU BECOME AN ENTERTAINER? At eight years old, watching the Royal Variety Performances and the London Palladium got me hooked. DO YOU HAVE A PRIVATE PLANE? Only a Lear jet, but in negotiations with John Travolta for his Jumbo jet. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? No, but I do have a few pet hates. WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR FREE TIME? Walking and have just joined a gym. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD? Jan’s roast Dinners. WOULD YOU EVER GO “BACK HOME” No. Jan’s been back four times I would never go back. This is my home now. WHERE WAS YOUR LAST HOLIDAY Sandals, St Lucia. TELL US A SECRET ABOUT YOU! A secret’s only a secret until you tell someone. DO YOU ENJOY YOUR CELEBRITY STATUS? I don’t consider myself a celebrity, although I was a bit of a celebrity in 2007 when I release a song for the people of Portsmouth and Pompey Football Club, which sold 9,000 copies & was recognised by the BBC charts and was also on the radio A list. I did many live shows on various radio stations. It was nice while it

lasted, but nothing’s forever. DO YOU WEAR BOXERS OR BRIEFS? Boxers. IF YOU WERE A BISCUIT, WHICH WOULD YOU BE? Anything nutty. WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO EAT? Savoy Hotel. NAME ONE ACTRESS YOU WOULD LOVE TO GET NAUGHTY WITH? Halle Berry. WERE YOU BULLIED AS A KID? Yes, but then I filled out a little and turned on them! They did not bully me anymore. IF YOU WERE GIVEN A CHANCE, WOULD YOU ENTER BIG BROTHER? No. WOMEN OR CARS? Women. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE THE MOST DESIRABLE MAN ON THE EARTH? I can only comment on the Universe IF I CAME TO YOUR HOME AND LOOKED INSIDE THE FRIDGE, WHAT WOULD I FIND? At this moment in time, salads. WHAT’S YOUR BAD QUALITY? Being lazy. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN THREE WORDS? Down to Earth. WHAT´S THE MOST EMBARRASSING SITUATION YOU HAVE BEEN IN? When the band was doing an important gig and the lead guitarist was drunk after the show and walked on stage starkers I had to jump up and usher him back in the dressing room. Quite embarrassing, as I was the one who had to make our apologies afterwards. Needless to say, we never got booked back.

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Tenerife Weekly - 6th July - 12th July 2012 health, beauty & fashion

Your Hair & B eauty Advice C olumn

by Jade & staff at The Perfect Gift Salon

Variety is the spice of life! Do you ever ask yourself why you have the same routines; daily, weekly, monthly? Well you’re not alone - we all do to a certain degree: we go to the same bars because we feel comfortable, tend to eat at our favorite restaurants because we enjoyed it the last time, use the same supermarkets, visit the same hair and beauty salons for treatments because they always do as we ask. But isn’t it time that we spiced up our life a little? Made a few changes? Tried a different restaurant, new bar, and although I am not suggesting leaving your salon which you may have used for years, just give another salon a try? You might be pleasantly surprised; they

might give you new ideas. Although our favorite salons generally do as we ask each time, would it not be great to visit someone new who might suggest something completely transforming? Just the other day, I went for a drink in

Celebrity Engagement Rings As soon as any female celebrity gets engaged, the diamond on their left hand becomes the focus of much interest and speculation. From Beyoncé’s 18-carat diamond and

a ´different bar´ where a lady approached me about my nails. I also noticed that she had acrylic tips which looked very nice, and she told me that she has used the same beautician for years. I could understand why, the lady had done a good job. She told me they were a reasonable price, and that she had her nails done that way for many years; however, after admiring my nails she told me that she would like for my nail tech to do these nails for her for a party she has coming up because her beautician only does a few nail systems and not the newest designs. Although I appreciate loyalty more than the next person, you shouldn’t miss out on a few changes that will make you happy.

I was probably one of the world’s worst for my hair; for years I kept it in an ´easy to keep´ style, until I tried a new hair dresser who went completely wild on me. It was a new me and I loved it. Since then I often try different styles, and each time I feel like a new person. Try a new style for yourself, I’m sure you will love the feeling of a new you. For your hair and beauty advice email us at: the.perfect.gift.@hotmail.com

the Duchess of Cambridge’s famous oval sapphire to Keira Knightley’s classic solitaire style, we’ve selected the most show-stopping engagement rings worn by models, actresses, royals and musicians alike.

Victoria Beckham - Whilst she regularly rotates the rings worn on her ring finger, the original was this marquise-cut diamond on a yellow gold band.

Beyonce - The ring, by Lorraine Schwartz, features a large emerald-cut 18-carat diamond at its centre.

Keira Knightley - The ring is a brilliant-cut solitaire diamond, which Knightley has described as lovely.

Duchess of Cambridge The ring, a Garrard oval sapphire surrounded by diamonds - was originally presented to Diana, Princess of Wales, by Charles, Prince of Wales.

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sport

It was a weekend of many rearranged fixtures in the Wild Bull Coast FM Darts League on Sunday; as teams caught up fixtures and played some outstanding darts. Meigas played 2 matches, beating Los Halcones and Chipeque . Los Halcones didn’t quite have the firepower in their game, but in the other match Adam from Chipeque played a blinder; winning all the games he played with tremendous darts, but it still wasn’t enough to take points. Rank Team

Over at Our Place it was a tight game all the way; with Graeme revealing his thoughts to us “What a close game. Target Bar were there all the way until the final doubles. Then I think the beer kicked in for the home team!” In the other 1st division game Apolo never really threatened Rood Bar, going down 6-2. In the 2nd Division, Malabar had mixed fortunes going down 6-2 to legends, but then taking on the 100% record of Chipeque Nomads at home they played great darts, provided great food and shared the points. They deserved the draw, added Nomad’s Captain (bad day in the office )Rob. Andy La Central: “Our second defeat of the season partly down to a big night in the Beesnees with Ruth and Gert and the gang.

Pts

“Did they spike our drinks???” was his question as Happy Gavines romped away 7-1. Beesnees enjoyed the honour of both their teams playing each other and I think the only way to describe the match report “what goes on tour stays on tour!!!” Nifty Nauta: “Yippee! We won another game. What a great team they are too. Thanks to Abuela.” Legends in their second match drew, in what was reported as an entertaining game. Dates for the diary in July 8/7/2012 - Equipo Handicap/Team Handicap 16/7/2012 - CAPTAINS’ MEETING 22/7/2012 - Comp Individuals/Singles KO Comp -- 501 double in double out. Don’t forget the Captains’ Meeting/Reunion

Rank Team

Our Place B vs Our Place A Monday 16 July is at Beesnees, Callao Salvaje. It’s essential all teams send a representative to have their say on your team’s behalf and enjoy a beer with Gert & Ruth .......See Ya there.

Pts

Meigas

Chipeque Nomads

Cosy Wanderers

La Central

Our Place B

Beesnees

Target A

Our Place A

Legends

Rood

El Candel de Abuela

Target B

Happy Gavines

Chipeque

Malabar

Los Halcones

Cosy Cabrons

Belgian Beer Bar

Beesnees Hunnies

Apolo

Nifty Nauta

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P o o l Superleague

The new Tenerife Weekly Pool Superleague is about to break off, here in south Tenerife. Matches and associated social events will be on Tuesday evenings, starting from 31st July.

At the moment there are more than thirty teams registered to start the season. Any new teams wishing to join can do so before the deadline, which is at the launch party at Vivo Treasure Island (Las Américas) on 24th July – female players and all ages

are welcome, the more the merrier! The party will also include a buffet and a cash-prize pool competition. The entry fee for the league is only 25 Euros. The league will be run by an elected committee, chosen by the players and bar owners; so will be a truly democratic league that is owned by its stakeholders, and not by any individual or entity with a vested interest. The main purpose of the league is to provide entertainment to the players/ spectators and to give bar owners a great way to increase their business turnover. This is going to be a great way to socialise, meet new people, visit different bars, and enjoy a popular pastime (pool, not just drinking!) All new teams (with a minimum of four players and a maximum of ten) are welcome to join the league. If you’re a player who’s looking to join a team, you will find a number of bars in the league who want to increase their team sizes, so the organisers can help. All teams registering will enter a draw to decide in which division they will play, and compete for points. The teams in each division with the highest number of points at the end of the season will make up the top division and the rest the second division, etc., for the subsequent season. Any teams joining the league after the first season has been completed will obviously have to join the bottom division (3rd or 4th) and work

1st Division

Meigas 6-2 Los Halcones (postponed match of 24/06) Chipeque 3-5 Meigas (match of 16/09) Chipeque 6-2 Belgian Beer Bar (match has already been played on 15/06) Our Place A 5-3 Target B Rood 6 - 2 Apolo Los Halcones - Cosy Wanderers (PP)

2nd Division

Legends 6-2 Malabar (postponed match of 24/06) Happy Gavines 7-1 La Central Malabar 4 - 4 Chipeque Nomads Beesnees 5 - 3 Hunnies Beesnees Nifty Nauta 5-3 EL Candil de la Abuela Cosy Cabrons 4-4 Legends

their way up, if they are able. The majority of cup winners from the Oasis league have chosen to support our Superleague; making it certainly the biggest and best league this season. The organisers of the superleague would also like to say a massive thank you to our high profile and professional sponsors. Other playing events throughout the year are also planned; knockout and cup competitions, etc. These will be held at various venues on a rotational basis to distribute the hosting fairly, depending on the suitability of the bars. All results and league tables will be published by the League Republic on their Website. Individual player statistics will also be produced.

TEAMS

The top team here in Tenerife (2012 Oasis League Division 1 winners) will be playing English pool with our new league. Could your team take points from The Hoops? Fancy being matched up against Oasis League Division 1 singles champion, Graham, from Legends Bar? We´ve got Spanish League champions too. How will you measure up? For more information on how to join, contact either Simon on 680 439 855 or Tony on 697 340 525. Alternatively, you can send an email to admin@tenerifepoolleague.com.

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Ipswich Town Close On Keeper F 1 D r i v e r s S h o w

Support For De Villota

Ipswich Town are in talks to sign Swiss goalkeeper Eldin Jakupovic on a free transfer.

The 27-year-old international had looked set to join fellow Championship side Hull City, when earlier in the summer he shone while on trial at the KC Stadium. Then manager, Nick Barmby’s, departure put a proposed deal at Hull on hold, though it is thought the Tigers retain an interest. It is Ipswich, though, who look in pole position to land the highly-rated shot-stopper, with Jakupovic having impressed while on trial at Portman Road.

Earlier in his career, while at Lokomotiv Moscow, Jakupovic had a trial at Tottenham, but a deal failed to materialise.

IOC Chief Backs Becks Snub

International Olympic Committee president, Jacques Rogge, has backed the decision not to pick David Beckham for Team GB’s football squad, insisting that there is no room for ‘nostalgia’ in sport. The former England captain has been very open about his desire to represent Great Britain at the Olympics and his prominent role in helping London get the games left many believing he would be included. However, Team GB manager Stuart Pearce opted against including the LA Galaxy winger as one of his over-age players when he announced his squad on Monday (2nd), opting instead for Ryan Giggs, Craig Bellamy and Micah Richards. The decision, which Pearce insists was taken for ‘footballing reasons’, caused something of a storm as it was felt Beckham deserved a place as reward for a glittering career and help in the bidding process. Rogge though feels there is no

Leading Formula 1 drivers have expressed their support for Marussia driver Maria de Villota after it was confirmed that she had lost her right eye in her accident on Tuesday (3rd). The 32-year-old Spaniard remains in a critical but stable condition in hospital in Cambridge in the wake of her accident at a straight-line aerodynamic test at Duxford Airfield, when her car crashed into the tailgate of a support truck. On Wednesday evening Marussia confirmed that, following lengthy surgery on serious injuries to de Villota’s head and face, surgeons had been unable to save her right eye. In the following hours, de Villota’s fellow F1 drivers took to Twitter to express their sympathy and support for the Spaniard, with compatriot Fernando Alonso tweeting: “More support than ever to my colleague Maria de Villota! Want to give you all the energy in the world. We are close to you.” Alonso’s Ferrari team-mate Felipe Massa suffered serious head injuries himself when, during qualifying for the 2009 Hungarian GP, he was hit by a loose spring from another

car and has urged de Viillota to stay strong. “My thoughts are for Maria and her family,” the Brazilian wrote. “I pray God to help her at this time. Don’t give up Maria and think positive! As I did after my incident!!!!!” Caterham’s drivers have also taken to the social networking site to express their solidarity with their colleague, with Vitaly Petrov writing: “Bad tragedy happened with Maria de Villota. To the last we were hoping on positive outcome. My thoughts are with her and her family.” His team-mate Heikki Kovalainen said: “Sad to hear Maria has lost her right eye, but the positive thing is she’s now in stable condition. Best wishes to her and her family.”

Ramprakash Poised To Retire room for sentiment at this level of the game and has respected Pearce’s decision. “This is the law of sport, in sport you are judged by the qualities you display. The head coach is the head coach - if the head coach decides not to field the player that’s the end of it,” he said. “You win or you lose, or you are fielded or not fielded by the head coach, that’s the law of sport and nothing will change.” This is not an issue for sentiments, it’s not an issue for nostalgia - it’s about being the best athlete in the world in your own place, in your own sport.”

Rogge did, however, recognise the achievements of the former Manchester midfielder and expressed his hope that the 37-yearold will be involved in London 2012 in some capacity. “Of course we’d have loved for David Beckham to be able to play a role in the Games and I believe that the London organisers are looking for ways to take Beckham back in the mould of the Games,” he added. “He’s done a great job in bidding for the Games, he’s a great personality, he’s a very liked person, but it’s the law of sport.”

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Mark Ramprakash is expected to announce his retirement from first-class cricket on Thursday. The former England batsman, scorer of 114 first-class hundreds, played in 52 Test matches and 18 oneday internationals. It is understood that, at the age of 42, Ramprakash has decided to call time on his 25year career, which began with Middlesex and has concluded at Surrey following his switch across London 11 years ago. Ramprakash was dropped by Surrey for the first time as he struggled for his best form at the start of this season. He has scored 35,659 runs in 461 first-class matches since his county debut in 1987, and more than 13,000 in

limited-overs cricket. Ramprakash never managed to carry his prolific domestic run-making into international cricket, averaging only 27.32 in Tests - little more than half his productivity in county cricket - with two centuries and a career-best 154 against West Indies in Bridgetown. His other century came against Australia at The

Oval in 2002. In county colours, he topped 1,000 runs in 20 separate seasons and three times made more than 2,000 - in 1995, 2006 and 2007. An unbeaten 301, for Surrey against Northamptonshire at The Oval in 2006, was his first-class career-best. Ramprakash is to hold a press conference at The Oval on Thursday.

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Mercedes-Benz A-Class Hatchback Review

Performance: 4 out of 5 The petrol options are 121bhp and 154bhp 1.6s, and a 208bhp 2.0-litre. Meanwhile, diesel buyers can choose from two 107bhp engines – a 1.5 that’s linked to a manual gearbox and a 1.8 that comes with Mercedes’ 7G-DCT dual-clutch semi-auto transmission. A 134bhp 1.8 diesel completes the line-up at launch, but a 168bhp 2.1 diesel will be added soon after. Ride & Handling: 3 out of 5 The steering is precise and well weighted, plus AMG Sport models stay flat and composed in corners. However, the sports suspension on these models jostles you and

your passengers unless the road surface is perfectly smooth, and bumps tend to thump through the cabin with such force that you want to swerve around them. The comfort suspension is far more forgiving, although there’s still the odd thunk and the ride isn’t completely settled, even on 17inch wheels. Refinement: 4 out of 5 There’s some wind noise down the sides of the car at motorway speeds, but this is far from terrible, and both the 2.0-litre petrol and the 2.1-litre diesel are quiet at a steady cruise. The 154bhp 1.6-litre petrol is also smooth, but it’s not silent on the motorway,

where it’s pulling around 2800rpm. Buying & Owning: 4 out of 5 The A-Class has a competitive starting price, but higher spec models are expensive. Still, running costs will be competitive; only the A250 averages less than 50mpg. Meanwhile, the most efficient diesel, the A180 CDI manual, manages 74.3mpg, becoming the first Mercedes to dip under the 100g/km CO2 mark. Quality & Reliability: 3 out of 5 The dashboard is similar to the one in the latest B-Class, which means it’s smartly styled, with circular air vents borrowed from the SLS supercar. However, the rotary climate controls have a rather lightweight feel and most of the plastics out of your direct line of sight are hard. It’s not that the cabin feels cheap, but it isn’t as plush as a Volvo V40’s, let alone the latest A3’s. Safety & Security: 5 out of 5 Every model comes with seven airbags, Attention Assist (which monitors driver fatigue) and a radar-controlled collisionprevention system, while the options list includes adaptive headlights, blindspot assist, lane-keeping assist and speedlimit assist (with speed sign recognition). Deadlocks and an engine immobiliser help guard against theft. Behind The Wheel: 3 out of 5

As in other Mercs, you operate many functions by scrolling through menus with a single control dial that’s positioned between the front seats. Unfortunately, these menus aren’t especially well laid out, so the system can be distracting to use on the move. At least there’s a huge range of seat and steering wheel adjustment to help the driver get comfortable. Space & Practicality: 3 out of 5 Front and rear space are on a par with rivals’, although the curve of the rear side windows and the amount that the rear wheelarches intrude into the door openings mean it’s harder to get into the back than it is in a Golf. The boot is a little short, too, and it isn’t especially deep. However, the load lip is small, there’s some extra storage space beneath the floor and the 60/40 split rear seats fold down almost completely flat. Equipment: 4 out of 5 Standard equipment is still to be confirmed, but there will be five trims and every version should come with alloy wheels, Bluetooth and some form of air-conditioning. The sportiest AMG Sport models are distinguished by bespoke alloys, a more aggressively styled front grille and an AMG bodykit. Also, the A-Class is one of the most iPod compatible cars yet, thanks to the involvement of Apple in its development.

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