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Rajoy Unveils Biggest Budget Cuts In Modern Spanish History PRIME Minister Mariano Rajoy on Wednesday (11th) unveiled another batch of budget savings worth 65 billion euros over the next two-and-a-half years, in what constitutes the biggest fiscal adjustment in Spain since democracy was restored over 30 years ago. The measures — which include a rise in the standard value-added sales tax rate to 21-percent from 18-percent and an increase in environmental levies, as well as cuts in benefits and wages for civil servants and the unemployed — came just a day after the European Union agreed to give Spain another year to bring its public deficit back within the EU ceiling of three per cent of GDP, albeit with a number of strings attached. Spain’s fellow Eurozone members also approved a bailout for the country’s beleaguered banking system. The latest cutbacks are in addition to savings of €27bn introduced by the incoming Popular Party government in December and an austerity package worth €18bn imposed on the regions. The new measures also come just two weeks after the 2012 budget was approved. Government sources said the latest initiative to get the country’s financial house back in order will have been approved by the Cabinet on Friday. According to Reuters, the hike in VAT, which the administration had pledged not to increase because of its impact on household spending, will take effect as of 1st August. The reduced rate was raised from eight per cent to 10 per cent, while the super-reduced rate remains at four per cent. The increase is expected to

bring in six billion euros a year. The reduced rate will apply to most food and health products as well as transportation. The hike in the sales tax is almost certain to depress consumer spending further at a time when the economy is already expected to shrink by 1.7-percent this year. The deficit in central government spending in the first five months of the year came in at 3.41-percent, almost reaching the

target for the whole of the year. Brussels on Monday agreed to allow Spain to bring the deficit back below three per cent of GDP in 2014 instead of 2013 as was previously planned. The target for the whole of the country’s public administrations was increased to 6.3-percent from 5.3-percent previously for this year and to 4.5-percent from 3-percent for 2013.

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Cocaine And Hashish Seized Continued from Page 1 and political parties. The government is other measures unveiled by Rajoy At Tenerife North Airport The also cutting jobless benefits after the sixth include eliminating the extra payment made

A PRESS release from the Guardia Civil has stated that agents at Tenerife North Airport have arrested two men, aged 27- and 28-yearsold, on suspicion of drug trafficking after they were caught with 114 grams of cocaine and 50 grams of hashish.

The pair were held at the airport arrivals terminal after disembarking a flight from Gran Canaria, when officials noticed that they were acting suspiciously. An initial search located the 50 grams of hashish. Following a further

voluntary search, three foreign bodies were found within the stomach of one of the men, which, after being expelled, were found to contain cocaine. The detainees were then handed over to the La Laguna magistrates.

at Christmas to civil servants at all levels of the administration, as well as to lawmakers for this year, which will save some five billion euros. The extra payment will be restored in 2015, but in the form of contributions to workers’ pension pots rather than in cash. Ministries will see their budgets cut by 600 million euros over the course of the rest of this year, while Rajoy announced that next year’s budget will include a cut of 20-percent in subsidies for labour unions

month of unemployment, and will revise the system of benefits for carers of dependent people. Tax benefits for employers taking on workers will be slashed, but Social Security contributions will be lowered by one percentage point in 2013 and by another point in 2014. Across-the-board tax relief on mortgage payments on the family home will also be eliminated from next year.

La Gomera Gains UNESCO Status

UNESCO (United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organisation) have declared the island of La Gomera a part of its global network of biosphere reserves, siting the “importance of its cultural significance.” Garajonay National Park, is the dominant feature on the island. The park harbours one of the largest continuous areas of laurisilva (laurel) forest, a habitat that has almost disappeared from southern Europe and North Africa. Almost half of the remaining forest in the whole of the Canary Islands is included in the park. In spite of being biologically diverse, a large proportion of the flora (25%) and fauna (50%) is endemic, and many species are considered to be nationally threatened. There are no settlements

within the park, but several settlements are located at the park boundary. Local people continue to use certain park

areas that are traditionally associated with annual fiestas or pilgrimages. Other traditional uses, such as fuel collection

Mor e Government Protests Planned

Unions have announced that 19th July will be a day of protests throughout Spain against last week’s announcement of the latest austerity measures. “Civil society”, including cultural and social organisations, has been called to join the workers’ demonstrations; to produce a massive protest against the Government’s

measures. The Unions say that over the coming months, moreover, they will be consulting with the public about what they call “an authentic political fraud” by a Government passing measures that were not presented at the election, and warned of the “dangerous road” being taken, which they see as increasingly authoritarian and undemocratic.

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and cattle raising, have been reduced. At the meeting of the International Council for

coordination of the program, which began Monday (9th) and closed Friday (13th), they also expanded the reserve into Doñana National Park (Andalusia) and rezoned the Sierra Nevada mountain range (also in Andalusia), which was already on the list. In total, the statement released by UNESCO added 20 new sites to the scheme; two of them across borders. The global network now has 598 worldwide locations in 117 countries, to which Spain has contributed 42. These reserves are sites designated by the program as Man and the Biosphere (MAB). They are used as sites of experimentation, with different methods of integrated management of biodiversity and natural resources, whether terrestrial, coastal, marine or fresh water.

Hello, readers. It’s finally going to hit home, and hard. The government have released details of the latest austerity measures it’s going to take, to placate the EU. These are the most drastic fiscal measures undertaken by the Spanish government since the end of the dark days of General Franco. Spain has the unenviable position of being at the bottom of the league table when it comes to unemployment figures. There are many people, specifically here in the Canaries (which are the worst-suffering provinces of the entire country), who are existing below the poverty line. Measures, such as reducing social security payments (paro), will hurt the most needy. And, although here we have the IGIC, the rise in IVA on the mainland will have a huge knock-on effect for us; as so many

of our consumable products are brought in from there. So, yet again, it’s time to tighten our belts and suck it up. That may sound like an easy sentiment to make, but I genuinely feel for those less fortunate. Anti-austerity groups are already calling for demonstrations in the street, but this is a hole we are stuck in, and the way I see it, the government has little choice. On a brighter note: we’re bringing back the paperboy! I live up in the mountains (near Vilaflor) and getting to the shops to pick up the paper is a full-scale trek. Normally, I make a frantic run down to the shops to pick up a fresh copy on Friday mornings. I’ll certainly make use of our home delivery service. Will you? Cuídate. Colin Taylor

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LOCAL NEWS

New Routes From Nordic Countries To Gran Canaria

NORWEGIAN airlines continue to increase their presence in Gran Canaria, launching ten new direct routes that will begin operation in late October and early November. Tourists from Norway are now able to fly to Gran Canaria from Ålesund, Evenes, Haugesund, Rygge and Tromsø. These new routes are added to those already operating from Bergen, Oslo Gaerdemoen, Tierp Oslo, Stavanger and Trondheim. The Swedes will travel to the island from three new sites; Karlstad, Malmo and Umea, in addition to existing routes from

Stockholm and Gothenburg. Finland opens a new connection from the city of Oulu, in addition to operating the route from Helsinki. Denmark will have connections from the Jutland peninsula (Billund) to complement already started flights from Copenhagen. The opening of these new routes is directly related

to the popularity the destination is gaining in the Nordic area. A destination like Gran Canaria offers accommodations for every budget, culture, shopping, nightlife, cuisine and, of course, beaches. Apart from the new routes, Norwegian companies also announced an increased frequency in their weekly flight schedule.

Measures To Reduce Traffic Pollution In Santa Cruz

THE committee responsible for monitoring the air quality in Santa Cruz have presented a new system for the measurement and control of odours. The committee, in coordination with the Ministry of Environment of the Canary Islands, studied “implement specific measures to significantly reduce air pollution resulting from road traffic.” This was one of the points that was on the agenda of the bilateral meeting, which was held on Wednesday morning (11th). The meeting was attended by the First Deputy Mayor and Councillor for Environment, Julio Pérez,

along with the councillor for Transport and Mobility, Carmen Delia González and the head of Land Policy, José Ángel Martín, accompanied by Director General of Nature Protection, José Fernández, and municipal officers. The measures to be implemented will have an impact on the relevance

of the various territorial planning instruments and mechanisms already in use to improve air quality and reducing air pollution. Planning permission for buildings and roads will be affected by the new policy, meaning any new works undertaken will be subject to a pollution survey before any permits are granted.

Oil Exploration Will Not Be Within 60 miles of the Canaries

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ON Wednesday, 11thJuly, oil giant Repsol released a statement saying that their plans to develop surveys for hydrocarbons in waters near the Canary Islands “will be held at a minimum distance of 60 kilometres off the coast of Lanzarote and Fuerteventura.” The release of the information was in response to accusations by PSOE deputy for the province of Las Palmas, Sebastián Franquis, who said that the central Spanish government had given permission for searches to be conducted as close as ten kilometres from the shoreline of Fuerteventura. In this regard, Repsol said that “within 10 kilometres of the coast the Canary Islands, the seabed is predominantly volcanic, making it incompatible with the presence of hydrocarbons and, therefore, from an exploratory point of view, we have no business interest there.” The oil company said that they operate in

Norway as, “one of the leading producers of oil in Europe and an example of respect for the environment.” They added, “Our exploratory wells are in accordance with the very strict laws of the Scandinavian country.” With respect to their operations in Spain, Repsol guaranteed that “we will apply the standards and processes as are required in Norwegian waters.” The company reiterated the fact that investigation permits for oil exploration in the Canaries “are supported by two orders from the Supreme Court, dated April and June 2012.” Repsol say they have “scrupulously complied with the rules and have already begun the process of preparing an environmental impact study, which is indispensable in order to have final approval for carrying out exploratory drilling at 60 kilometres from Lanzarote and Fuerteventura”, a process that “will last a minimum of two years; showing the completeness and thoroughness of the work undertaken.”

Local Charity Book Published

A NEW children’s book which will be available at Book Shop Barbara, Los Christianos and K9 charity shop, Alcalá, from the end of August. The book “Boris and friends / Boris y sus Amigos” is written in both Spanish and English, enabling the reader to experience both languages. The book is illustrated in colour and black and white, so children can colour the pages. The story is told by “Boris” a Canarian hunting dog, and he tells of his adventures on Tenerife. All proceeds from the sale of the book will be donated to animal charities on the island. The Author is a local woman, Susan Dehmel, who is a member of the K9 animal charity. The book has been produced with the help of friends and will be made available to other charities.

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Almost 47,000 Euros To Soundproof Homes Near Palma Airport

SPANISH Airports and Air Navigation (AENA) announced on Friday (6th) that it has approved a second tranche of 46,898 Euros to soundproof homes near the airport on the island of La Palma. The measure was reported at a meeting of the Airport’s Environmental Monitoring Committee, which is made up from the Ministry of Agriculture, Food and Environment and the municipalities of Brena Baja and Villa de Mazo. The cost to complete the sound insulation works

in the first two homes amounted to 37,940 Euros. Of the 47 properties listed in the census of households within the airport noise footprint, 26 applications

have so far been received. The census arrived at the number 47 after taking noise measurements inside homes, as proof of the need for sound insulation.

Lottery Win In Fuerteventura

THERE were five winning tickets in the EuroMillions lottery on Tuesday (10th). Throughout the day the winning tickets were validated in Antequera (Málaga), La Oliva (Las Palmas) and Portosin (A Coruña). The prizes amounted to 41,308 euros. For the first category of winners, there were no ticket winners, and the

Eurobote generated in this sweepstake would add a total of 75 million euros to the next draw. In the ONCE draw, there was a winning ticket in the Province of Las Palmas, with a winning number in the municipality of Puerto del Rosario (Fuerteventura). The winning ticket, which was sold in the General Hospital, scooped 105,000 euros.

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Te n e r i f e I s C o m m i t t e d To Gastronomy And Wine Tourism

THE Tenerife Cabildo’s vice-president of Economy and Minister of Tourism, Carlos Alonso, said on Tuesday (10th) that the Corporation is committed to a tourism experience that will open opportunities for increased spending by

tourists, adding that their experience of Tenerife must include wine tourism and gastronomy. Mr Alonso was speaking during the presentation of the second seminar on wine tourism and culinary tourism, which takes place on 26th and 27th July in the municipality of

El Sauzal. The director of wine tourism and culture at La Laguna University, José Antonio Ballast, explained that this is a seminar to exchange experiences with these types of tourism, and said it is undeniable that this type of tourism offers great potential.

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P r o s e c u t i o n A s k F o r 11 Ye a r s In Attempted Murder Case

THE defendant in a murder case, named as JEHG, has denied that he tried to kill his former partner, with whom he has a son. The incident occurred in October 2011, when the accused allegedly tried to strangle his ex-girlfriend, and then stabbed her several times when both were in a field in La Cuesta. During the trial the defendant denied that he tried to kill her. The prosecution has requested eleven years in prison for the first offense and eight months for the second. The provisional conclusions of the prosecution were that the attack occurred between 3:30 and 4:00 pm on 18th October, 2011, when the defendant was with his former partner in a field, where they had gone to “smoke pot”. During this event, the defendant received a refusal from the woman to resume their relationship. The man subsequently hugged her from behind and, passing his arm around the neck of the victim, began to squeeze, covering her mouth. He then threw her to the ground and continued to press on her neck until she momentarily lost consciousness. As he was leaving the scene, he noticed that the victim had regained consciousness; so he approached her and, grabbing her hair, retrieved a sharp object and stabbed her several times in the neck, head and abdomen.

He then left the scene. At the time of the assault the man was on the run, after escaping from prison seven months earlier. The victim sustained life-threatening injuries and now suffers psychological problems, which require medication and supportive treatment from a specialist. The charges stated in the indictment were denied by the defendant, who said that at no time he “wanted to kill her”, and admitted that he grabbed her by the collar and then released her. When asked how it was then that she sustained the injuries, the defendant said that he “could not do it to her.” This line of defence was rejected by forensic experts, who said it was not possible for the girl to inflict the

wounds to herself. The defendant had been previously reported by the victim for maltreatment. Meanwhile, the victim said the incident occurred as the prosecution had stated. She said that after suffering suffocation and attempting to regain consciousness her ex-boyfriend noticed she was recovering and, although she asked him to help and not hurt her for the sake of their child, he stabbed her with a sharp object. “I felt I was dying,” she said. The defence team have requested the acquittal of the provisional findings, so they can amend their final written defence. They consider, as a mitigating factor, that the defendant was acting under the influence of alcohol and drugs.

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Ricardo Melchior: Cuts Benefit No One

THE President of the Tenerife Cabildo, Ricardo Melchior, has said that the budget cuts announced by President Rajoy, among which include the suspension of the Christmas bonus to staff, damage all parties and benefit no one. “I think Mr. Rajoy and his administration are taking a step in the wrong direction that will hurt us all and absolutely will not benefit anyone,” Melchior said in an interview with Cadena Ser. He also indicated that

this measure, with “does not solve anything,” will demotivate officials and cause their performance levels to drop. Mr Melchoir said that the island will continue as necessary, to generate jobs and family income and be fairer to the people who most need support; such as the aging, youth and people with disabilities. However, has opined, “we have gone from bad to worse, and what this measure will do is to sink the country further into the mire.”

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PWA World Cup Returns to Tenerife

FROM the 12th to the 18th July the wave fleet will once again take centre stage as they return to the shores of El Médano for the second successive year. Regular trade winds and pumping waves year round make this amazing spot a windsurfer’s haven. The week ahead is guaranteed to be packed with unbelievable action, as the elite of the wave sailing world take full advantage of the world class conditions to wow both the

crowds and the judges. There will be seven days of intense wave sailing, as the most radical sailors in the world resume battle and fight it out for the 50,000 Euros prize purse, as well as those crucial world tour points. Philip Köster (Starboard / NeilPryde / Maui Ultra Fins) made the perfect start to the season as he successfully defended his 2011 Pozo crown. Köster’s latest victory means that he has now won the last four PWA Wave events, so there’s no doubting that he’s

both the man to watch and also the man that everyone else wants to beat. The eighteen year old looked in formidable form in Pozo as he landed his trademark ankle dry double forwards, massive wave 360s and some truly monstrous backloops on his way to victory. We can expect to see the same incredible manoeuvres and more when the competition kicks off in Tenerife. The forecast for the second event of the 2012 PWA Wave Tour is absolutely epic; with strong winds and big waves being predicted. This means that we are guaranteed another breath-taking show from the most extreme sailors in the world.

L a O r o t a v a K i l l e r Brits Rescued On Lanzarote Sentenced to 22 ½ Years Section Five of the Provincial Court of Santa Cruz de Tenerife has convicted a man, named only as FJGG, to 22 years and six months in prison for murdering his partner in La Orotava. A jury found the accused guilty of murder on 7th June. According to the court report, it has been proven beyond reasonable doubt that FJGG, on the morning of 17th July, 2010, entered the bedroom he shared with his partner, took an ornament of more than three kilograms in weight from a shelf and began to inflict numerous and violent blows (20 to 30 strokes) to the woman’s head. The amount of injuries inflicted on the victim caused the prosecutor to describe the act as “a shocking blood orgy.” In a statement, the prosecutor for the case also said, “MCLC (the victim’s

TWO British 19 year olds have been rescued from the Playa de los Pocillos in Puerto del Carmen, Lanzarote. The Emerlan emergency and rescue service in Lanzarote said it happened on Friday (6th) at 6.30 pm, when the youngsters were dragged by the current and wind. Several coastguards and a support boat were used in the rescue. Once the men were returned to the beach, they were given a medical inspection, but it was decided that they did not need any medical attention. Meanwhile in a separate incident on Saturday, a British man and his son were rescued on the Las Cucharas beach on the

initials) was killed by being hit repeatedly about the head. The act was inhumane and the victim may have suffered unbearably paid before her death.” The defence team said the legal brief was, “executed in a surprise action, preventing the defence of the victim, in order to ensure a guilty verdict.” After committing the crime, the defendant tried to escape through

the bedroom window. He climbed onto the bed to get out, but the bed moved and he fell from the window; causing serious injuries. He was found outside the property in a critical condition. The fall caused him to lose the use of his lower limbs. The defendant was also ordered to pay compensation to the deceased son of 250,000 Euros.

Vehicle Importers Criticise Tenerife Train Project

THE Island’s Regional Federation of Vehicle Importers (Fredica) has criticised the recent “changes” in the Tenerife Cabildo decision to persist in developing the train network on the island “despite the serious monetary crisis affecting the Canaries.” The Federation says the cost of the project is not acceptable and calls on the President of the Cabildo to not take money out of the coffers to develop the infrastructure. The representatives of the island Council, who are

travelling to Brussels and Germany to seek funding for the project, called the statement “curious”, but the Federation say, “the work involves an investment of more than 250 billion old pesetas/1.5bn Euros. The Council should engage their time on more productive ideas for the

citizens of Tenerife, who are experiencing the worst economic crisis of the last twenty years.” The automotive sector considers that there is not enough demand for the project, and say that they see the move as a “purely political project”.

Costa de Teguise. Their kayak had been blown into a breakwater. Emerlen said that the action of the lifeguards on the beach was vital in stopping a more serious incident although the father and son suffered numerous cuts to their feet, knees and shoulders. The coastguard said that users of the beach should take special care in high winds, especially if they are using any inflatable in the water. They advised that if you are taken away from the coast on an inflatable and can’t get back to the beach, to never abandon the inflatable and try to make hand signals to the coast or any passing ships.

Tenerife Weekly - 13th July - 19th July 2012 MONEY MATTERS

The euro slid to the lowest in more than a month versus the dollar after European Central Bank President Mario Draghi said the currency bloc still faces risks after policy makers cut interest rates to a record low. Draghi said today’s cut in interest rates to a record low may have only a limited impact on the euroarea economy as it slides toward recession. The comments made at a press conference in Frankfurt after lowering the benchmark and deposit rates by 25 basis points to 0.75 percent and zero respectively. China also lowered rates today and the Bank of England restarted its asset purchases, adding to a new round of global monetary stimulus. With Europe’s debt crisis curbing growth across the continent and damping the outlook for the world economy. The euro fell more than half a cent to a one-month low and traded at $1.2381 at 4:40 p.m. in Frankfurt. The pound fell for a fourth day against the US Dollar, declining 0.4 percent to $1.5523. It strengthened 0.7 percent to 79.81 pence per euro. The 17-nation euro economy is heading for recession. Unemployment rose to a record 11.1 percent in May, economic confidence slumped to the lowest in more than 2 1/2 years in June, and data yesterday confirmed that services and manufacturing output contracted for a fifth month. The economy will shrink 0.3 percent this year,

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Euro Drops to 1 Month Low on Outlook

according to the European Commission. Cutting the benchmark rate will reduce the cost of ECB loans. The ECB has lent banks more than 1 trillion Euros for three years in its so-called Longer Term Refinancing Operations, with the interest determined by the average of the benchmark rate over the period of the loans. The depositrate move may encourage banks to lend to other institutions, companies or households

instead of parking excess cash in the ECB’s overnight deposit facility. About 800 billion Euros is currently being deposited with the ECB each day. The Bank of England restarted bond purchases two months after halting its expansion of stimulus as the deteriorating outlook spurred policy makers to ramp up efforts to kick start a recovery. The Monetary Policy Committee led by

Facebook.com/TenerifeWeekly Governor Mervyn King raised its assetpurchase target by 50 billion pounds to 375 billion pounds and said the purchases will take four months to complete. The Bank of England’s resumption of quantitative easing is a part of a twinpronged effort that includes a new creditboosting program by the central bank to pull Britain out of a recession. With inflation easing and reports this week showing that factory, services and construction activity weakened in June, policy makers were spurred to act by continued concerns about the threat from the euro-area debt crisis. Explaining its decision, the Bank of England said it expects inflation will continue to ease and that without more stimulus, it was ‘‘more likely than not’’ to undershoot the 2 percent target in the medium term. The economy has contracted for the past two quarters and indicators ‘‘point to a continuation of that weakness in the near term, both at home and abroad,’’ it said.

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Ex Directors Blamed For 137m Euro Black Hole

EX DIRECTORS of the Banco de Valencia are being blamed for a black hole of 137m Euros. The FROB bank rescue fund is investigating the relationship between buying shares and backhanders. The president of Aguas de Valencia, Eugenio Calaburg, paid 12m Euros to the directors of the bank, Domingo Parra and Aurelio Izquierdo, for their real estate business. A technician’s report for FROB has been revealed by the Cadena Ser radio station and accuses Domingo Parra of fraud, misappropriation and unfair administration. Aurelio Izquierdo is also accused of taking part in diverse financial and real estate operations without

the approval of the bank’s board of administration. El Mundo reports that both Parra and Izquierdo sold their real estate businesses to a single businessman, Eugenio Calaburg, President of the Aguas de Valencia. He also invested in two companies run by Izquierdo and Parr, Capital Residencial

and Casa Amiga Portugal. It’s reported that with these deals a profit of 9.3m Euros was made. The FROB administrators have denounced the previous managers of the Banco de Valencia to the National Court, claiming ‘diverse crimes’. The investigation continues.

Boeing Receive $7.2bn Plane Order

BOEING has announced a $7.2bn (£4.6bn/5.8bn Euros) order for 75 planes from Air Lease Corporation at the Farnborough Airshow.

Sixty of them are 737 Max 8 planes, while 15 are 737 Max 9 planes, which are specifically designed to be more fuel efficient than those they replace. Boeing said it had now received orders for 1,000 737 Max planes, which are due to fly for the first time in 2016. Last week, the firm forecast that sales by global plane makers would hit $4.5tn over the next 20 years. This equates to 34,000

planes, the company said. The Air Lease order is Boeing’s first order for the 737 Max by a leasing company. “They are an ideal partner to help establish the 737 Max in the leasing market,” said Boeing Commercial Airplanes boss Ray Conner.

Business Briefs

The Government is preparing a tax on the electrical companies according to the size of their turnover. The new tax will affect above all solar technology, but also traditional techniques as well. The measure is expected to be approved in cabinet as the Government tries to clear its debt to the electricity companies which is 24 billion euros. That could rise by 4.5 billion euros more this year. Ryanair has said it will directly charge to the client’s credit card, a surcharge on tickets purchased before 1st July. It’s because of the increased airport taxes in Spain and the Irish discount carrier says those who do not want to pay the surcharge have five days to cancel their ticket. The airport taxes approved in the State budget see an increase of 10.2%, although the increase at Madrid and Barcelona is 50%. In the case of Madrid, Ryanair will charge an additional 9.12 euros while in Barcelona it will be 8.95 euros. Several milk companies have accepted the payment of a 30 million euro fine, the most important companies in the sector among them. 26 million of the fine is for commercialising the so-called ‘black milk’ which is that produced once the EU maximum quota set by Brussels has been passed. The fines are expected to reach 30 million euro when the smaller companies are taken into account. Sales of electric cars in Spain were 240 units during the first half of the year. It’s 92% higher than over the same time last year. Interestingly the hybrid cars which sold 5,160, over the same time, but that number is an 8% fall on sales last year. EFE news agency has said the crisis is resulting in nearly 5,000 horses being sent to the abattoir each month. Some abattoirs now have a waiting list as they try to cope with some 165 animals a day. Keeping a horse costs a minimum of 300 euros a month, and to that you have to pay helpers and other unexpected costs. There is also the monthly cost of the vet. The risk premium was close to 580 points and the interest rates on Spanish debt was close to the critical level of 7%.

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Rate Rigging Scandal Could Spread

BARCLAYS former boss, Bob Diamond, was in the spotlight this week when he was questioned by British parliament’s 13-strong Treasury Committee, but the ratefixing scandal which lost him his job looks set to reach far further afield. Diamond’s committee appearance came after British and American regulators fined Barclays more than $450 million for rate fixing during the height of the global financial crisis. But Barclays is just one of a host of banks facing investigation. Now lawsuits are being prepared in reaction to the rates fixing which may have left banking customers around the world out of pocket. Between 2005 and 2009, when Diamond was in charge of the investment branch of Barclays bank, traders were influencing the pricing of rates which impacts up to $800 trillion of securities. E-mails revealed as part of

the rate fixing investigation showed traders were seeking beneficial rates for their trading positions. During the credit crisis of 2007 and 2008, Barclays high Libor postings came under scrutiny and the bank, concerned about “unfounded negative perceptions,” lowered its Libor submissions, according to Barclays notes to the Treasury Committee. Regulators investigating Libor manipulation last month fined the bank more than $450 million. A report from the UK’s Financial Services Authority

concluded the issues were of the “utmost seriousness” owing to the prevalence of rates references throughout the markets. But Barclays is unlikely to be the only bank facing financial penalties. Several additional banks are cited but not named in documents made public as part of Barclays settlement with the FSA. Deutsche Bank, Royal Bank of Scotland, Credit Suisse, Citigroup, JPMorgan Chase and UBS are among the banks that are acknowledged as being investigated by regulators.

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R a j o y R a i s e s VAT B y Three Gored In Pamplona Bull Run Britons and one American are gored on the third day of the 3 % i n S h o c k U - t u r n TWO running of the bulls through the streets of Pamplona in northern

THE measure is part of a plan to cut 65bn Euros from the struggling country’s budget over the next twoand-a-half years. The increase in Value Added Tax to 21% from 18% directly contradicts Mr Rajoy’s previous promise that he would not raise taxes. “I said I would cut taxes and I’m raising them,” he said. “But the circumstances have changed and I have to adapt to them.” The prime minister’s fourth austerity package in seven months will scrap a tax rebate for home buyers, scale back unemployment benefits, consolidate local governments - helping to cut 3.5bn Euros

from local authority budgets - and eliminate the year-end bonus for some public workers. Airports, ports and railway assets will also be privatised, in an effort to minimise the impact of a Eurozone debt crisis that has plunged Spain into a double-dip recession and pushed unemployment up to 24.4%. Spain is also struggling to meet tough deficit cutting targets set with the EU, despite Europe agreeing to give the country more time. Last week the EU allowed Spain until 2014 instead of 2013 to reach a public deficit of 3% (down from 3.5%), and to cut the country’s deficit for this year to 6.3% of GDP.

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Traffic Authority Starts Drug Checks

THE DGT traffic department’s first ever anti-drugs campaign got underway on Monday, and minutes after it started a drugged motorist tried to run down a member of the Guardia Civil just a few metres from a control point where, because it was the first day, the Guardia Civil had invited journalists. It’s now known that the driver had taken methadone. The injured agent, Ángel Noé Riviero Rodriguez, jumped away in time and was only slightly hurt. Director of the DGT, María Segui, has said that some 500 deaths could be avoided if drugs had not been taken. The control point was located on the road to La Cañada Real, the shanty town outside Madrid, and she said that nearly 20% of the people stopped

had taken drugs. Driving drugged carries a 500 Euro fine and the removal of six points from your licence. If the driver looks under the symptoms of drugs, he could be indicted for a crime against the highway safety, which carries a prison sentences of six months and the removal of the driving licence for between one and four years.

Murcia Motorway “Prank” Kills Driver

A 59 YEAR OLD man died on Tuesday night (10th) after being hit by a large stone dropped from a bridge onto the vehicle he was travelling in on the La Manga to Cartagena motorway (Murcia). The 112 emergency centre received a call from a concerned motorist at 22:38 reporting the presence of a group of children, aged between 10 and 15, on the bridge near the urbanización Los Cármenes, in the Los Belones area, who were seen to be throwing stones at cars on the highway. Nearly a half hour later, at 23:07, they received another call reporting that an object had struck a vehicle and hit one of the occupants of the car. The blue Renault Clio, driven by a female in her 20´s, believed to be the granddaughter of the deceased, was hit by a large stone weighing around 15 kilos. The driver and another passenger, the wife of the dead man, were treated for anxiety attacks at the scene. The rock hit the front seat passenger, Gilles Philippe Albanese, a French National who was a former glass cleaner, born in Algeria but now living in La Unión, as he had for the last 20 years with his herbalist wife. Having smashed through the windscreen, the rock impacted the

man´s chest and it is believed that he died instantly due to the impact. The driver managed to bring the car to a controlled stop on the hard shoulder of the motorway. A further witness, who was alerted by the noise the impact made, stated that he thought he saw, “three or four kids, aged ten to fifteen years”, fleeing the scene of the bridge. A group of four boys were identified to the police and were said to have been ejected from a community swimming pool earlier. They had then been witnessed by several people throwing stones from the bridge. The police visited the homes of one of those indicated, a child originally from Murcia who now lives with his parents in Madrid and was on holiday in the area, who then admitted that he was the one who dropped the boulder, identifying two more of his friends, aged 11 and 13. Meanwhile, neighbours who had witnessed the stone throwing incidents earlier have apologised for not taking any action to report what they saw, which could have easily prevented this tragedy had the police been able to respond in time. The same could also be said of the 30 minute window from when the alarm was raised to the emergency services and the

In total, seven people were injured during the three minutes and 32 seconds it took for the bulls to run through the streets of Pamplona in Spain as part of the fiesta of San Fermin. The Festival of San Fermin became world famous with the publication of Ernest Hemingway’s 1926

novel The Sun Also Rises, and now attracts tens of thousands of revellers from all over the world. Over 20,000 people attended last year’s festival, half of them from abroad with Australia, the US and Britain providing the largest number of visitors. Each year over 200

lack of action from their part. However, the story then took an even more tragic twist. As the boy responsible for killing the victim is just 13 years of age, he falls below the statutory age of criminal liability, which is 14, and cannot be prosecuted for his actions, nor can he face any kind of criminal justice. The only hope that the family of the victim have of taking action would be through the civil courts to claim compensation for the death, for which the parents of the boy would be liable to pay, but there would still be no criminal matter to face. Even worse, the family appear to have had serious financial difficulties and have not had an easy life. The child’s father has been unemployed from the construction sector for some time and has suffered

runners are injured, mostly from falling. A small minority are less fortunate and are gored and trampled by the huge bulls. The ultimate price a bull runner pays is death. The last death took place three years ago. Fifteen people have been killed since records started being kept in 1924.

health issues and there is an apparent lack of any maternal influence. The family have received food handouts from the CARITAS charity and have benefitted from social collections and aid, due to their own financial position, which makes a civil compensation claim even more difficult. Judicial sources have indicated that the parents could be forced to undergo a course in education on how to rehabilitate their child. Alarmingly, this is not the first time that an incident like this has occurred. The first case recorded was in 2001, when brothers Cristian and Jacob, famously known as the Guadalupe twins, carried out a similar act, hitting a girl in the face, suffering considerable facial disfigurement.

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M i n e r s ’ M a r c h H aw ke r s D u e I n C o u r t F o r R e a c h e s M a d r i d ‘Bea tin g U p’ Police Of f icer s

THOUSANDS of people gathered in the Puerta del Sol in Madrid on Tuesday evening (10th) as the miners’ “black march” reached the capital. The miners were accompanied by thousands of supporters, with banners and flags, as they completed their journeys. It was a festive atmosphere with continued calls to fight. Some of the crowd shouted, “This is our selection”, a reference to the winning Spanish football team.

300 miners have walked to Madrid from Asturias, León and Aragón to unite the coal miners, while others arrived by bus or train. On Wednesday, the miners

held a protest outside the Ministry for Industry. The miners have now been on strike for almost 50 days in protest at cuts in the grants for the coal mining sector.

Guadalajara Hiker Jailed For 2005 Inferno

Only one of the three hikers who caused a devastating forest fire in Guadalajara that killed 11 firemen has been sentenced. Marcelino H. S., the one who lit the barbecue in July 2005 which got out of control and wiped out 13,000 hectares, has been fined 10 million euros and will face two years in jail. The other two walkers, Lasson K. - a German national - and Juan José J.C. who, like the accused, is Spanish, have been acquitted. Negligently causing a forest fire, even if not deliberately, attracts a prison sentence, although Marcelino H.S.’s guilty plea and the fact the trial had been so drawn-out – taking seven years to reach a conclusion – were considered mitigating factors. Although barbecues were authorised in the area in question, it was found that the accused ‘acted without taking the most elementary precautions to prevent the flames from taking hold’.

The group had agreed he would watch over the fire, but the court found he did not do so sufficiently. A spark from the fire – probably a piece of wood or burning ash – set light to the dry pasture near the picnic zone in the Cueva de los Casares area of the Alto Tajo nature reserve in La Riba de Saelices (Guadalajara). Of the 12 fire-fighters working on site around the clock to bring the flames under control, only one survived – by hiding under his fire engine to escape the inferno. The other 11 were killed by the flames rather than the smoke.

Richard Branson’s ‘Weedy’ Good Idea For Spain SIR Richard Branson claims the best way for Spain to solve its economic problems is by legalising cannabis. The 61-year-old Virgin boss said tax from sales of the drug would ‘help the country get back on its feet’. The billionaire tycoon also praised the Spanish town of Rasquera’s ‘great idea’ after it rented out public land to a cannabis growers’ association. Branson was in Spain to accept the Cannabis Culture Award 2012 on behalf of the Global Commission on Drug Policy, of which he is a member. The commission – which counts former United Nations secretary

general Kofi Annan among its members – wants to decriminalise drug use ‘for people who do no harm to others’. Branson attended the launch of the world’s largest cannabis museum in Barcelona, which features

6,000 exhibits chronicling the drug’s history and uses. Earlier this year Mr branson claimed to have jokingly asked US President Barack Obama if he could have a spliff while attending a state dinner at the White House.

TWO Senegalese hawkers are in court this month facing one-and-a-half years behind bars plus a 500 Euros fine and deportation, for allegedly putting three local police officers in hospital. The pair, who are not legal residents in Spain, had been standing guard to protect manteros (vendors displaying merchandise on blankets) from the police. When the three officers approached, in Granada’s busy Acera del Darro area last May, a fight broke out, with the accused men allegedly kicking, punching and head-butting the police officers. They are also charged with causing 681 euros in damage to the patrol car which took them to the

police station. Last month five Senegalese manteros accused police officers of beating them while they were being held in custody in Alicante.

Several campaigns have been conducted by town halls in southern Spain, including Cartagena, Nerja and Marbella in an attempt to control the activity of illegal hawkers.

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Parents Charged After Hiding Mother Implicates Husband Baby In Carry-On Luggage i n U K “ H o n o u r M u r d e r ”

AN Egyptian couple has been charged with putting their child at risk and attempted smuggling after security officers at an airport in the United Arab Emirates found their 5-month-old boy hidden in a small handbag. Police said the baby was discovered by an X-ray screening at Sharjah International Airport as the couple was traveling through the airport. The infant is in good condition, police said. According to Sharjah police, the couple arrived in the UAE last Friday (6th) but were not allowed to enter the country because they

didn’t have a visa for the infant. The parents were told they had to wait two days at the airport until the visa office reopened so the boy’s documents could be processed. On Saturday, the impatient father persuaded his wife to put the baby in their hand luggage in the hope airport security wouldn’t

notice, police said. “We were very surprised. This is the first time we have seen something like this,” said police officer Abdel Rahman Shama. “Even if you are in a desperate situation, how can you put your child in a bag?” The parents remain in the UAE under police questioning.

Russia Declares Day Of Mourning For Flood Victims

RUSSIAN President, Vladimir Putin, declared Monday (9th) a national day of mourning in the wake of devastating, raging floodwaters that tore through streets in the southern part of the country and killed more than 170 people, according to Russian media reports. A Russian interior ministry spokesman told the official Itar-Tass news agency late Sunday that 171 people died due to the floods. A vast majority of these deaths - 159, according to the interior ministry, were in and around Krymsk, a city of about 57,000 residents where torrential rains spurred waters to surge 7 meters (23 feet) as people were sleeping Friday night. Another 10 died in Gelendzhik district and two in the Black Sea port of Novorossiysk, Itar-Tass reported. “People just ran from their homes because there was a huge wall of water,” one woman told the Russian News Service, a Moscowbased radio station. In addition to the dead, another 320 people sought medical assistance, 104 of whom required hospitalisation, the emergencies ministry reported, according to

state-run RIA Novosti. Five people in the seaside resort town of Gelendzhik were electrocuted after power lines collapsed into the water. A witness said a man trying to cross a large puddle was initially electrocuted, and then four others who tried to come to his aid were then killed by the live electrical current. Those not harmed, but living in the flood-ravaged area, still face plenty of challenges; such as no electricity, a disrupted water supply, damaged roads and faulty communication. RIA Novosti reported more than 5,000 homes were flooded, while Itar-Tass said 254 had been destroyed. “The scale of it is spectacular, to be sure, and very tragic. The water came with such force that it tore up the asphalt,” Krasnodar Gov. Alexander Tkachov

said via Twitter after seeing pictures from Krymsk. Even with the prospect of more rains and floods on the horizon, officials have begun making promises to the roughly 20,000 people most affected. That includes pay-outs of 10,000 rubles (U.S. $304) to each person whose home has been destroyed, reports RIA Novosti. And Tkachov vowed at a public meeting that the government will “build ... a new home for you in three to four months, before the beginning of the cold period,” according to the same report. The U.S. government has also vowed support, with a statement on the U.S. Embassy of Moscow’s Facebook page saying Washington is “ready to help the Russian government” as it spearheads the recovery effort.

SHAFILEA Ahmed’s parents have long denied killing their pretty teenage daughter for shaming the family, but the “honour murder” case that has gripped Britain took an unexpected turn last week. Shafilea’s mother, Farzana, abruptly changed her story in court and implicated her husband, Iftikhar, in the killing. Iftikhar and Farzana Ahmed are on trial in Chester, accused of killing Shafilea, 17 in September 2003. They have pleaded not guilty. Her dismembered body was found on a riverbank months after she disappeared. She had been stripped of anything that would identify her, prosecutor Andrew Edis told the jury in May. Newspapers, television and radio have all been reporting on the prosecution case that Shafilea’s parents killed her because they felt her “Western” lifestyle brought shame on the family. Shafilea’s sister Alesha testified last month that she saw her parents kill the teen by stuffing a plastic bag into her mouth. She said her parents were angry that Shafilea was wearing a short-sleeved, V-neck top, and no sweater, on the night she was killed. “Just end it here,” Farzana said to Iftikhar, according to their daughter. They pushed Shafilea down onto a sofa and suffocated her despite her struggles, Alesha testified. Prosecutor Edis called it “an act of suffocation by both parents acting together.” Alesha Ahmed did not tell police she had seen the killing until 2010, after she was detained by police in connection with a robbery of the family’s home, ITV reported. She has pleaded guilty to robbery. Prosecutors said she had not been offered any sort of deal in exchange for testifying against her parents.

She has testified that both her parents physically abused Shafilea “every day” over the course of five years, and that her mother did it more “because she was at home more.” On Monday, Farzana unexpectedly said she had seen her husband attack Shafilea. She said that she tried to intervene to protect the girl, but that her husband pushed her away and punched her. “Extremely scared,” she fled the room and stayed in a bedroom with other children until she heard a car leaving 20 minutes later. When her husband returned alone, she asked where their daughter was. “If you care for your dear life and that of your children, don’t ever ask me this question again,” he told her. Farzana Ahmed testified Monday that only one of their children, Mevish, was present when she saw her husband attacking Shafilea. The jury was told that Shafilea had been taken to Pakistan for a hastily arranged marriage before her death, and drank bleach there when her parents suggested she was staying there when the rest of the family returned to England. She was hospitalised for three months after the family came home because of the bleach incident, Alesha testified.

Congolese Warlord Jailed

Congolese warlord Thomas Lubanga has been jailed for 14 years by the International Criminal Court for using child soldiers.

Lubanga was convicted in March of recruiting and using children in his Union of Congolese Patriots militia during fighting in Congo’s eastern Ituri region in 2002 and 2003. He is the first person to be convicted by the ten-year-old war crimes tribunal, in The Hague, Netherlands. Prosecutors had asked for a 30-year sentence, but said they would be willing to cut it to 20 years if the 51-year-old apologised for his crimes. He did not. Lubanga showed no emotion as Presiding Judge Adrian Fulford read out the sentence. ‘The vulnerability of children means they need to be afforded particular protection,’ the judge said. Human rights activists hailed the case as a milestone in efforts to prosecute the widespread use of child soldiers in conflicts around the world. Judge Fulford gave Labanga three sentences of 13, 12 and 14 years for conscripting, enlisting and using child soldiers, but the sentences are to be

served concurrently. Conscripting involves abducting children and pressing them into military service, while enlisting them can mean they serve voluntarily. The judge said the time Labanga has served in pretrial detention since 2006 would be deducted from the sentence. It was not clear where Labanga will serve his sentence. The court has no prison cells for holding convicted war criminals, but has deals with seven countries to jail them, including Britain. Labanga can appeal his conviction and sentence.

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£20m Ferrari In World’s Most Expensive Car Crash

IT is regarded as the Picasso of the motoring world and is worth upwards of £20million. But the owner will be feeling less than impressed with his pride and joy after it was involved in the world’s most expensive car crash. US businessman Christopher Cox was driving the Ferrari 250 GTO in France when he collided with another vehicle. His wife Ann suffered a broken leg and two passengers in the other car were taken to hospital. Mr Cox was en route to Le Mans among a convoy of Ferrari fans – including Pink Floyd drummer Nick Mason and JCB boss Sir Anthony Bamford – when the accident happened near Blois on Friday (6th). The 21-strong group of multi-millionaires were taking part in the vehicle’s 50th anniversary tour.

Mr Cox’s model rolled out of the Ferrari factory in April 1962. One of only 39 ever built, the 174mph sports car sold with a £6,000 price-tag. Initially red, it was resprayed blue with a yellow central stripe in 1963. Mr Cox bought it seven years ago. The value of the 250 GTO has rocketed in recent years with a green model built for Stirling Moss selling last month for a record £22.7million.

Billionaire Heiress Found Dead In London Home

EVA Rausing, one of Britain’s richest women, was found dead in her west London home and a man has been arrested in connection with her death, British police said on Tuesday (10th). Rausing, 48, was the American-born wife of Hans Kristian Rausing, heir to the multibilliondollar TetraPak packaging fortune. British police said they had arrested a 49-year-old man on suspicion of drug possession and a subsequent search of an address in London’s Belgravia neighbourhood related to that drug arrest turned up the body later that day, police said. The man was widely named in the British media, but police would not confirm the name. Scotland Yard confirmed

in a statement Tuesday that the body was Eva Rausing’s and said further tests were being carried out after an autopsy failed to establish a formal cause of death. It said officers from the Homicide and Serious Crime division were investigating “and the death continues to be treated at this time as unexplained.” The man arrested in connection with Rausing’s death was no longer at a

police station but receiving medical attention, police added. They would not say if the man was under guard. Hans Rausing’s Swedish father helped transform TetraPak into a hugely successful manufacturer of laminated cardboard drink containers. The senior Rausing’s fortune is estimated at 4.3 billion pounds ($6.7 billion/5.45 billion Euros) by the Sunday Times Rich List.

was freed from Bangkok’s Remand prison on Tuesday (10th), US embassy spokesman Walter Braunohler said. “We are pleased that His Majesty King Bhumibol Adulyadej granted Joe Gordon a royal pardon, which allowed him to be released from prison,” Mr Braunohler said. “We urge Thai authorities on a regular basis, both privately and publicly, in Bangkok and in Washington, to ensure that freedom of expression is protected in accordance with its international obligations.” Mr Gordon’s whereabouts are not known and it is not clear if, or when, he will return to the US. King Bhumibol Adulyadej, 84,

is the world’s longest-reigning monarch and is revered as semi-divine by many Thais. Mr Gordon had translated parts of the widely available biography, The King Never Smiles by Paul Handley, several years ago and posted them on a blog while he was living in the US. He was originally sentenced to five years in jail, but judges halved the term because he pleaded guilty. In May, an editor of a political website was given an eightmonth suspended sentence for failing to remove comments deemed insulting to the monarchy. In the same month, a Thai man in his 60s, who was jailed for sending text messages deemed offensive to the royal family, died in prison. Activists say the lese-majeste law has become increasingly politicised, and is used as a tool of repression rather than as a way of protecting the monarchy.

Thai King Pardons US Man Jailed For Royal Insult

A US CITIZEN, sentenced to two-and-half years in prison for defaming Thailand’s royal family, has been pardoned by the king and released from jail. Thai-born Joe Gordon, 55, was accused of posting online excerpts of a banned biography of Thailand’s King Bhumibol. Mr Gordon posted the items while in the US, but was arrested when he visited Thailand. He was jailed in December. Strict Thai laws against defaming the monarchy allow for sentences of up to 15 years in prison. No reason was given for Mr Gordon’s pardon, but Washington has pressed Thai authorities to release him since he was arrested on charges of lese-majeste in May 2011. The lese-majeste law, or article 112 of Thailand’s criminal code, protects the most senior members of the royal family from insult or threat. Mr Gordon, a used-car salesman from Colorado,

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Captain of Costa Concordia Was ‘Distracted By Call’

THE captain of the Costa Concordia has said in an interview that he was distracted by a phone call shortly before the cruise liner crashed into a reef off an Italian island, killing 32 people. Francesco Schettino described the collision to private Italian TV channel Canale 5 as a “banal accident” in which “destiny” played a role. Last week an Italian judge lifted Schettino’s house arrest order, but said he must remain in his hometown, near Naples, during a criminal investigation in which he is accused of manslaughter, causing a shipwreck and abandoning the liner while many passengers and crew were still aboard. Prosecutors have alleged that the Concordia cruised too close to the island in a publicity stunt, and shortly before it rammed the reef Schettino was on the phone with a retired sea captain on Giglio. “I blame myself for being distracted,” Schettino said when asked about the phone call in the interview broadcast on Tuesday (10th).

Schettino appeared to want to lessen his role, insisting that another official was at the helm of the ship at the moment it rammed the reef. “At that moment, I went up to the bridge. I ordered the navigation to be manual, and I didn’t have the command. The navigation was being directed by a (lower) official,” Schettino said. “This is a banal accident in which destiny found space right in the interaction among human beings,” Schettino added, apparently referring to the various officials on the bridge involved in the manoeuvre. In the interview, Schettino again insisted that by guiding the stricken ship to shallower waters near Giglio’s port instead of immediately

ordering an evacuation he potentially saved lives. Passengers described a confused and delayed evacuation with many of the lifeboats unable to be lowered after the boat listed to one side. Some of the 4,200 aboard jumped into the Mediterranean and swam to the island, while others had to be plucked from the vessel by rescue helicopters hours after the collision. Some passengers said they were shocked to see that the captain was already ashore when they were being evacuated. Schettino claims he helped direct the evacuation from the island after leaving the ship.

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Britain’s Secret Treasures

Every day in Britain somebody somewhere unearths treasure. Artefacts, objects or treasures that have been left, lost or discarded by our ancestors, that reveal the remarkable story of how we once lived. In this brand new series, ITV1 joins forces with the British Museum’s Portable Antiquities Scheme to unveil the 50 greatest treasures discovered by the British public, extraordinary items and historical artefacts discovered by ordinary people that have shed light and in some cases dramatically changed our understanding of British history. Transmitting on ITV1 across six nights, Britain’s Secret Treasures is presented by award-winning journalist Michael Buerk in his broadcasting debut for ITV, alongside historian and author Bettany Hughes, winner of this year’s distinguished Medlicott Medal for History. The series will map out the 50 key artefacts found by members of the public and recorded by the British Museum’s scheme in the past 15 years. Facing the daunting task of selecting which discoveries were included and determining their ranking on the list, was a panel of experts from the British Museum and The Council for British Archaeology. They have sifted

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through almost one million items to judge each one on its national importance, beauty and cultural and historic significance. From a human tool found in Norfolk dating back 700,000 years, to the Silverdale Hoard of Viking Treasure, these items hold incredible stories, many of which revolutionise our understanding of the past. A host of guest presenters including John McCarthy, Michael Portillo, Myleene Klass, John Sergeant, Jon Culshaw, Brian Blessed, Gethin Jones and William Roache meet many of the members of the public who discovered the items, whilst ITV online will support the series during transmission with

an appeal for people to send in photographs of new objects they may have found. These will be assessed by the British Museum throughout the week with a selection of new finds being revealed in the final episode. John McCarthy visits the site where a 2000-year-old slave shackle was found by a landscape gardener near Silchester, part of a pair that once chained someone’s feet together. John explains “I know how devastating it is to lose your freedom….I was chained-up like an animal…that’s why this gruesome thing fascinates me. I want to know who might have worn it, why and when.”

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F R I D AY 6:00am .........................................................Breakfast 9:15am................................................... Heir Hunters 10:00am..................Homes Under the Hammer 11:00am ............................................... Cowboy Trap 11:45am ................................Doorstep Crime 999 12:15pm ................................................Bargain Hunt 1:00pm ........................................ BBC News at One 1:30pm .......................................BBC London News 1:45pm .............................................................Doctors 2:15pm ............................ Escape to the Country 3:00pm ........................................................ BBC News 3:05pm ........................................................ Deadly 60 3:35pm .......................Prank Patrol Down Under 4:00pm ..........................................................Copycats 4:30pm ....................................................... Blue Peter 5:00pm ..................................................... Newsround 5:15pm ...........................................................Pointless 6:00pm ............................... BBC News at Six 6:30pm ............................BBC London News 7:00pm .................................. The One Show 7:30pm ....................... A Question of Sport 8:00pm ........................................EastEnders Phil is furious when Jay and Ben confess the truth about their recent actions, and points out that things could soon be over for them all as a result. 8:30pm ..........................Would I Lie to You? David is joined by David O’Doherty and Katherine Parkinson, and Lee Mack is joined by Bill Turnbull and Louie Spence. 9:00pm .........................................New Tricks Detective Superintendent Sandra Pullman is reunited with an old flame, DCI James Larson, when the team reinvestigate the murder of a respected antiques dealer. 10:00pm ............................BBC News at Ten 10:25pm ..........................BBC London News 10:35pm ........................ Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow 11:20pm ....................The National Lottery Friday Night Draws 11:30pm ...............................White Van Man 12:00am .................... EastEnders Omnibus 1:55am.....................................Weatherview 2:00am........................................Chatsworth

6:00am ...........................................The Pingu Show 6:10am .................................................................. Zigby 6:25am ...................................................Timmy Time 6:35am ...................................................Dirtgirlworld 6:50am ................................................... Rastamouse 7:00am.....................................................................Roar 7:30am........................ The League of Super Evil 7:45am.......................................Frankenstein’s Cat 8:00am ................................. Dick ‘N’ Dom Go Wild 8:30am ...............................Nina and the Neurons 8:45am ................................................. Big and Small 9:00am .........................................Tinga Tinga Tales 9:10am ......................................Little Charley Bear 9:20am .............................Raa Raa the Noisy Lion 9:30am ........................................... Bob the Builder: Project Build It 9:40am .................................... The Koala Brothers 9:50am .........................................................Lunar Jim 10:00am.............................................................Dipdap 10:05am.........................................................Kerwhizz 10:30am.........................Driver Dan’s Story Train 10:40am.......................................................Waybuloo 11:00am ................................. In the Night Garden 11:30am ........................................ BBC World News 12:00pm .......................................The Daily Politics 1:00pm ..........................Climbing Great Buildings 1:30pm ................................To Buy or Not to Buy 2:15pm ........................................The Weakest Link 3:00pm ..................................Show Me the Monet 3:45pm ..........................................The Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour of Britain 4:30pm ............................................................... Flog It! 5:15pm .....................................Antiques Road Trip 6:00pm ............................................ Athletics London Grand Prix. John Inverdale introduces live coverage of the first of two days of competition at Crystal Palace as the world’s best athletes fine tune their preparations for the London Olympics. 8:30pm ............... First Night of the Proms 10:30pm .......................................Newsnight 11:05pm ................................................... Golf 12:05am ............... T in the Park Highlights 2:05am............................................BBC News

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6:00pm ............................... London Tonight 6:30pm .................. ITV News and Weather 7:00pm ....................................... Emmerdale A furious Marlon confronts Paddy and Rhona about their New Zealand plans. Zak and Lisa worry about the future of their marriage. Robbie makes a bad impression on his first day at work. 7:30pm ...........................Coronation Street Ken faces his worst nightmare as he hunts for Peter. Brian comes in for strong criticism from Owen and Anna. Tyrone is absent when Kirsty suffers a distressing experience. 8:00pm ...................................Grimefighters Some squalid squatters make themselves at home in a tower block, and it is up to extreme cleaners Gary and Luke to deal with a different sort of pigeon pie. Plus Dave the ‘Verminator’ -meets a damsel in distress. 8:30pm ...........................Coronation Street Ken’s ordeal is intensified by a second disappearance. Brian steels himself to do the right thing by Faye. Tyrone is caught by surprise as Kirsty’s wrath reignites. 9:00pm .................................. Case Sensitive When Ruth Blacksmith leaves her husband for troubled musician Aidan Harper, the love triangle results in tragedy. As DS Charlie Zailer investigates with the help of her prickly junior, DC Simon Waterhouse. 10:00pm .............................ITV News at Ten and Weather 10:35pm ...............................Batman Begins 1:05am........................................... The Store

6:00pm ...................................The Simpsons 6:30pm ........................................... Hollyoaks Ash rallies the students to support Will as the divide in the Savage family grows. Brendan is focused on protecting his empire, but it’s clear that recent events have taken their toll and Sampson isn’t going to let up. 6:55pm ......................................4thought.tv 7:00pm ............................... Channel 4 News 7:55pm ............Sainsbury’s and Channel 4 Presents... London 2012: Danielle Brown 8:00pm .........................Come Dine with Me Battling it out over four nights in Nottingham are OAP Jean Lintorn, wrestler ‘Psycho’ Stevie Flint, mouthy mum Jess Hardacre and marketing director Scott Whittaker. 9:00pm .........The Million Pound Drop Live 10:35pm ................................... The Angelos Epithemiou Show 11:10pm ........................ A Short History of Everything Else 11:40pm ..................................Random Acts 11:45pm ........................................... New Girl 12:15am ............................................ New Girl 12:45am ................................. Transamerica 2:25am..........The Million Pound Drop Live

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ITV 1 - 9:00 - 10:00 pm Concluding episode of the detective drama based on Sophie Hannah’s novel. When Ruth Blacksmith leaves her husband for troubled musician Aidan Harper, the love triangle results in tragedy. As DS Charlie Zailer investigates with the help of her prickly junior, DC Simon Waterhouse, she uncovers a past of thwarted ambition and murderous jealousy. Simon and Charlie interview Ruth. They have a letter from Jason’s house that would’ve

arrived the day that he died. And her fingerprints are on it, so they can place her in the house that day. Ruth admits that she went round there and that she slept with Jason; she lied about being there because she was terrified Aidan would discover her secret. But she insists that she didn’t kill Jason. The interview is terminated for the night and Charlie heads home, has she arrested the wrong person?

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13 6:00am ................................................Children´s TV 9:15am......................................... The Wright Stuff 11:10am ... Eddie Stobart: Trucks and Trailers 12:10pm....................................5 News Lunchtime 12:15pm ...................................................Big Brother 1:15pm ...........................................Home and Away 1:45pm .....................................................Neighbours 2:15pm ................................................The Mentalist 3:15pm ....................................Lying to be Perfect 5:00pm ....................................................5 News at 5 5:30pm .....................................................Neighbours 6:00pm ...............................Home and Away 6:30pm ............................................... 5 News 7:00pm ...................................... Building the London Underground 8:00pm ...........................Ice Road Truckers: Deadliest Roads 9:00pm ....................................... Big Brother 10:00pm .................................. The Bachelor 11:00pm ...... Big Brother’s Bit on the Side 12:00am ...................................Super Casino

7:20am.......................The Jeremy Kyle Show US 8:10am .....................The Only Way is Essexmas 9:15am...............................The Only Way is Essex 10:00am.............................. The Real Housewives of Orange County 11:00am .............................. The Real Housewives of New York City 12:00pm ..................................................Emmerdale 1:00pm ......................................Coronation Street 1:30pm .............................The Jeremy Kyle Show 3:40pm ................................ The Real Housewives of Orange County 4:40pm ................................ The Real Housewives of New York City 5:35pm .....................................................Judge Judy 6:00pm .............The Jeremy Kyle Show US 7:00pm ........................................... The Cube 8:00pm ..................... You’ve Been Framed! 8:30pm ................................Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 9:00pm ............................................Gladiator 12:10am.....................................Take Me Out

7:00pm ................................... Top Gear USA Which is the best modern muscle car? Adam, Rutledge and Tanner fight it out on the way to a high speed attempt at a Nascar track. 7:45pm ................................... Top Gear USA The hosts each choose a car that has at some point earned the title of ‘most dangerous car in the country’ and try to restore its reputation in a series of crazy challenges ending in a demolition derby. 8:30pm ....................... Snog, Marry, Avoid? 9:00pm ......................................... Dead Boss 9:30pm ..................................... Little Britain 10:00pm ..................................... EastEnders 10:30pm ...................................... Family Guy 11:15pm................................ American Dad! 12:00am ................ Irish Rappers Revealed 12:40am ............................Russell Howard’s Good News 1:10am .......................... Live at the Electric 1:40am.......................................... Dead Boss 2:10am ...................................... Little Britain 2:40am........................ Snog, Marry, Avoid?

8:55am ............................................Deal or No Deal 9:55am .................................................Four in a Bed 10:30am...................Sainsbury’s and Channel 4 Presents... London 2012: Stephen Miller 10:35am................................. River Cottage Bites 10:50am........................................................True Grit 1:25pm ..................................................... Time Team 2:30pm ..................................................... Time Team 3:35pm ............................. Relocation, Relocation 4:40pm .....................................A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 5:45pm ................... Phil Spencer: Secret Agent

6:10am ..................................... Carry on Laughing 6:35am .......................................................Heartbeat 7:30am..................................Upstairs, Downstairs 8:40am ...................................................Rising Damp 9:10am .................. Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman 10:05am................................................................Monk 11:00am ........................................Inspector Morse 1:15pm .......................................................Heartbeat 2:20pm .................................... Murder, She Wrote 3:20pm ..................................................................Monk 4:20pm ........................................................The Lakes 4:50pm ...............................................World Kitchen 5:20pm ............................Goodnight Sweetheart 5:55pm .......................................................Heartbeat

6:00am ..................World Cup Hat-Trick Heroes 6:05am .......................................The Professionals 6:55am .........................................................The Saint 7:50am............................................................... Minder 8:55am ............................Police, Camera, Action! 9:55am ............................................. Quantum Leap 11:00am .......Tour De France 2012 Highlights 12:00pm ...................Tour De France 2012 Live 4:00pm ............................Police, Camera, Action! 4:30pm ............................Police, Camera, Action! 5:00pm .......................................The Professionals

7:00pm ......................... Murder, She Wrote 8:00pm .................................................. Monk 9:00pm .............Ronnie Corbett’s Comedy Tour of Britain 10:00pm ..................................... Foyle’s War 12:00am ............ The Witches of Eastwick 2:10am .......................................Rising Damp

6:50pm ........................ Come Dine with Me 7:55pm ..................................Grand Designs 9:00pm .......................... Million Dollar Baby 11:35pm .......................... My Big Fat Fetish 12:40am ...................... Come Dine with Me 1:45am...................................Grand Designs 2:50am........... Phil Spencer: Secret Agent

6:00pm ................................. Quantum Leap 7:00pm ................................ Tour De France 2012 Highlights 8:00pm .............................Send in the Dogs 9:00pm ......................................... The Quest 11:00pm ...............................Mercury Rising 1:15am ................................................ Minder 2:15am ...................Police, Camera, Action! 2:40am.............................................. Film File 2:50am............................. ITV4 Nightscreen

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8:00am ................................................. Vertical Limit A high-adrenaline tale of young climber Peter Garrett, who must launch a treacherous and extraordinary rescue effort up K2. 10:00am.........................True Hollywood Stories: Janet Jackson E! THS has the skinny on the Jackson daughter who out-shined her brothers and became an $80 million pop goddess. 11:00am ..............................Me, Myself And Irene Meet Charlie Baileygates, a 17-year veteran of the Rhode Island police force. Charlie is mild-mannered, hard working always helpful, and a devoted and loving father to three sons. 1:00pm ....................................................A Bug’s Life A colony of ants is threatened by a gang of grass hoppers led by the evil Hopper. Flik, a common ant and a misfit, has an uncommon vision when he tries to rise to heroic proportions by enlisting a band of circus fleas to help him defend his colony from the grasshoppers. 3:00pm ...........................True Hollywood Stories: Jean-Claude Van Damme Known today by movie audiences around the world as ‘The Muscles from Brussels,’ this action hero was once a skinny kid with stars in his eyes. 4:00pm .................................................Mars Attacks! The Martians decide to attack our planet and devastate everything. Why? Because it’s fun!!! They enjoy killing people and destroy buildings; they even play bowling with the statues at Easter Isles and pose for photos in front of temples as they are blowing up. 6:00pm ........................................ Crossroads Three childhood best friends, and a guy they just met, take a trip across the country, finding themselves and their friendship in the process. 8:00pm ............................................... Stealth In the near future, the Navy develops a fighter jet piloted by an artificial intelligence computer. The jet is placed on an aircraft carrier in the Pacific to learn combat manuevers from the human pilots aboard. 10:00pm ........................... Muriel’s Wedding Muriel finds life in Porpoise Spit, Australia dull and spends her days alone in her room listening to music & dreaming of her wedding day. Slight problem, Muriel has never had a date.

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S AT U R D AY 6:00am .........................................................Breakfast 10:00am.......................................Saturday Kitchen 11:30am ........................................Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets 12:00pm ..................................................... BBC News 12:15pm ................................................Bargain Hunt 1:00pm ..........................................Cash in the Attic 1:30pm ............................British Olympic Dreams 2:00pm ...........................................................Athletics 5:00pm .................................A Question of Sport: Extra Time 5:30pm .................................. Pointless Celebrities 6:10pm ...........................................BBC News 6:20pm ............................BBC London News 6:30pm ........................... Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom Intrepid archaeologist Indiana Jones, on the trail of fortune and glory in Old Shanghai, is ricocheted into a dangerous adventure in India. 8:20pm .....................The National Lottery: Secret Fortune Playing for a Secret Fortune in this episode are Zoe and her brother Ronnie. They could walk away with as little as £100 or as much as £100,000. 9:10pm .............................................Casualty The ED staff handle the fallout of a fatal breakdown of communication in the course of a police initiative on a crime-ridden housing estate. 10:00pm .........................................BBC News 10:20pm ......................... Mrs. Brown’s Boys With his wedding only days away and tensions running high, Dermot suffers some prenuptial jitters and takes refuge in a cupboard. Will Agnes be able to coax her son out in time for the great day? 10:50pm ..........................Live at the Apollo Host Sarah Millican is joined by Australian funnyman Steve Hughes and the awardwinning Russell Kane. 11:35pm ...............................Arlington Road Conspiracy thriller about a college professor who is prompted to research extreme right-wing groups after his wife is killed in a bungled FBI anti-terrorist operation. 1:25am.....................................Weatherview

6:00am ................................................Children´s TV 6:45am ................................................... Rastamouse 7:00am.................................Barney’s Barrier Reef 7:30am....................................Dennis and Gnasher 7:40am..............................The Scooby-Doo Show 8:05am ..............................................Project Parent 8:30am .................................................The Slammer 9:00am ..............Blue Peter’s Big Olympic Tour 9:30am .........................................Incredible Edibles 10:00am............................................My Genius Idea 10:30am.........................................................Splatalot 11:00am ........................................................Copycats 11:30am ............................................................ Ooglies 11:40am ........................................ MOTD Kickabout 12:00pm ......................... Escape to the Country 1:00pm .....................................................................Golf Scottish Open 2012. Hazel Irvine presents live coverage of the third day’s play from the Castle Stuart course, near Inverness. 5:15pm ............................................... Rugby League Challenge Cup - Leeds v Wigan. Clare Balding presents live coverage from the Galpharm Stadium as Leeds Rhinos take on Wigan Warriors in the first semi-final of this year’s Challenge Cup. 7:30pm ........................................Dad’s Army Captain Mainwaring and the men of the Walmington-on-Sea Home Guard enlist the help of a recruit with four feet. 8:00pm ........................... The Hollow Crown In the aftermath of the Battle of Shrewsbury, Northumberland learns of the death of his son. The Lord Chief Justice attempts on behalf of the increasingly frail King to separate Falstaff from Prince Hal. 10:00pm ....................................................... QI Stephen Fry asks unanswerable questions about house and home, with Bill Bailey, Eddie Izzard, Danny Baker and Alan Davies. 10:30pm ..............................................TOTP 2 11:30pm .............................The Painted Veil Romantic drama about a reserved young doctor who, in an act of revenge, forces his unfaithful wife to travel with him to a remote village in China while he searches for a cure to a cholera epidemic. 1:25am.................................. Summer Hours

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6:10am ....................... Sainsbury’s London 2012 6:15am....................................................... The Hoobs 6:35am ................................. FIM Superbike World Championship 2012 7:05am..........................................................British F3 7:30am........................................... Mobil 1 The Grid 7:55am.........................................The Morning Line 8:55am ................................................. Vodafone T4 Sessions on the Beach 9:55am ......................................................Love Shaft 10:30am..........................................................New Girl 10:55am.........................................................Revenge 11:55am ..............................The Big Bang Theory 12:25pm .........Summer Daze with Blackberry 12:55pm ............................................ The Simpsons 1:30pm .........................................Channel 4 Racing Newmarket, York and Newbury. Today’s programme offers a triple-header to savour: the culmination of Newmarket’s July meeting, which offers a chance to marvel at a truly international field in the July Cup; at York a capacity crowd will gather for the John Smith’s Cup. 4:00pm ................................... Come Dine with Me 4:35pm ................................... Come Dine with Me 5:05pm ................................... Come Dine with Me 5:35pm ................................... Come Dine with Me

6:30pm ......................You’ve Been Framed! 7:00pm ........................................... The Cube 8:00pm .......................................... Superstar The remaining contestants head to Andrew’s villa on Mallorca, where they have the chance to sing again for him. Then they travel across Europe for one last test in front of Andrew and his fellow judges Jason Donovan and Melanie Chisholm. 9:00pm ...................The Nation’s Favourite Number 1 Single The search for the greatest chart-topper of them all enters the top 40, revealing more of the number one singles voted by the public as the greatest of all time. Plus the stars tell more of the stories behind the songs. 10:30pm ................ ITV News and Weather 10:45pm ..............................Mad Mad World 11:30pm ....................................Take Me Out 12:35am ........................................ The Store 2:40am......................................In Plain Sight

6:05pm ............................... Channel 4 News 6:35pm ......................................4thought.tv 6:40pm ..............................................Twilight Kristen Stewart stars in Catherine Hardwicke’s winning adaptation of Stephenie Meyer’s best-selling series of romantic fantasy novels about a teenage girl who falls in love with a vampire. 9:00pm .........The Million Pound Drop Live 10:35pm .................................... Scary Movie Comic parody of the teen horror genre. A group of rather dim-witted teenagers accidentally kill a man in a car accident and hide the body. One year later, they are being terrorised by a sinister serial killer. 12:20am .........................................Stop-Loss Kimberly Peirce’s drama stars Ryan Phillippe as Sgt Brandon King, who becomes a hero after a nerve-shredding confrontation in Tikrit, Iraq. 2:15am ....................................Brain Damage

Twilight Channel 4 - 6:40 - 9:00 pm Kristen Stewart stars in Catherine Hardwicke’s winning adaptation of Stephenie Meyer’s best-selling series of romantic fantasy novels about a teenage girl who falls in love with a vampire. When her mother remarries, Bella Swan (Stewart) moves to Washington State to live with her father Charlie (Billy Burke). There, in the small perpetually wintry town of Forks, she starts her new life, though she has no inkling of quite how different it’s going to be. At her new school she quickly establishes

herself as both a bit of a klutz and a hunk magnet. But she’s not interested in most of the guys, apart from the moodily handsome, ashen complexioned Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson). And when he saves her from various threatening situations, their mutual attraction is sealed. There’s just one problem: he’s a vampire. But although Edward and his undead family are ‘vegetarians’ who don’t feed on humans, his breed find it very difficult to control their overwhelming desire for human blood when their emotions switch from love to lust...

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14 6:00am ................................................Children´s TV 9:10am .......................................The Mr Men Show 9:25am ................................ Roary the Racing Car 9:40am ......................................................Jelly Jamm 10:00am...............................................Movie Special 10:30am..............................Animal Rescue Squad 10:45am...........................................Meerkat Manor 11:15am ...................................................Big Brother 12:15pm .....................................Ice Road Truckers: Deadliest Roads 1:20pm ................................................. Murder Ahoy 3:15pm ..................Mcbride: The Doctor is Out, Really Out 4:55pm ............................................ The Kentuckian 7:05pm ............................. 5 News Weekend 7:10pm ......................................................NCIS 8:00pm .....................................................NCIS 9:00pm ....................................... Big Brother 10:00pm ...............................................Awake 11:40pm ..................................Forensic Files 12:10am....................................Super Casino

6:00am ..................Coronation Street Omnibus 9:05am .................................Emmerdale Omnibus 12:25pm ................................................Take Me Out 1:35pm ........ Mark Wright’s Hollywood Nights 2:35pm ................Models, Misfits and Mayhem 3:40pm ...................... Planet’s Funniest Animals 4:05pm .................................America’s Got Talent 5:55pm .................................America’s Got Talent 6:55pm .................. Batteries Not Included Sci-fi fantasy. A group of New York tenement dwellers face eviction from their homes, and it seems as though nothing short of a miracle can help them. 9:00pm ...............................2 Fast 2 Furious Action thriller sequel. Former LA cop Brian O’Conner is making his living as a street racer in Miami when he is recruited by an FBI agent to help catch a local drug baron. 11:10pm ............................... Celebrity Juice 11:55pm .................................Mark Wright’s Hollywood Nights 12:55am ......................This is Justin Bieber

7:00pm ......................................Doctor Who The TARDIS lands in a hotel where every visitor’s room contains their deepest, darkest fears. What lies in wait in the Doctor’s room? 7:50pm ..............Doctor Who Confidential Confidential is backstage at a hotel with a difference. Find out what made writer Toby Whithouse set his latest Doctor adventure in a place where you definitely wouldn’t want to take your summer holidays and discover how the crew really made heads turn in a room full of ventriloquist dummies. 8:00pm ............................................Top Gear 9:00pm ........................... Good Will Hunting 11:00pm ...................................... Family Guy 11:20pm ...................................... Family Guy 11:45pm ............................... American Dad! 12:05am ............................... American Dad! 12:30am ....................... Live at the Electric 1:00am.......................................... Dead Boss 1:30am...................................... Little Britain 2:00am.........Russell Howard’s Good News 2:30am...........................Coming Here Soon

6:00am ...................................................Drama Trails 6:10am .................................... Murder, She Wrote 7:10am ....................... The Agatha Christie Hour 8:20am .................................Upstairs, Downstairs 9:25am .................................Upstairs, Downstairs 10:35am..................................... Sparkling Cyanide 12:35pm .......................Agatha Christie’s Poirot 1:40pm ..........................................Sherlock Holmes 3:55pm .....................................................Foyle’s War 5:55pm .....................................................Foyle’s War 8:00pm ........................................Doc Martin Portwenn is buzzing with the news of Martin and Louisa’s engagement - but Aunt Joan is disappointed that she has to hear about the impending nuptials from the village postman rather than her own nephew. 9:00pm .................................................. Lewis 11:00pm ............................. Stiff Upper Lips 12:55am ................................ The Return of Sherlock Holmes 1:50am.............................................. Film File 2:00am............................. ITV3 Nightscreen

8:55am ..................................................... Time Team 11:05am ................................................... Time Team 12:10pm................................................... Time Team 1:15pm ............................. The Lavender Hill Mob 2:55pm ................................... River Cottage Bites 3:05pm .................... Kirstie’s Handmade Britain 4:10pm ................Location, Location, Location 4:45pm ................Location, Location, Location 5:50pm ................Location, Location, Location 6:55pm ........Location, Location, Location 8:00pm ...............Supersize v Superskinny Wafer-thin Jenette Nolan from Lancashire refuses to marry her husband until she can fill her wedding dress but there’s a long way to go. Weighing just 6 stone 8lbs, she’s two stone underweight. 9:00pm ............................. Japan’s Tsunami: How it Happened 10:00pm ........................ Million Dollar Baby 12:40am .............Supersize v Superskinny 1:40am................. The Great Wall of China

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6:00am ....................................................A Bug’s Life A colony of ants is threatened by a gang of grass hoppers led by the evil Hopper. Flik, a common ant and a misfit, has an uncommon vision when he tries to rise to heroic proportions by enlisting a band of circus fleas to help him defend his colony from the grasshoppers. 8:00am ............................................... Transporter 3 Frank Martin puts the driving gloves on to deliver Valentina, the kidnapped daughter of aUkranian government official, from Marseilles to Odessa on the Black Sea. 10:00am.........................True Hollywood Stories: Jean-Claude Van Damme Known today by movie audiences around the world as ‘The Muscles from Brussels,’ this action hero was once a skinny kid with stars in his eyes. 11:00am ................................................................ NOEL 1:00pm ......................................................Crossroads Three childhood best friends, and a guy they just met, take a trip across the country, finding themselves and their friendship in the process. 3:00pm ...........................True Hollywood Stories: Kate Hudson As the daughter of Hollywood royalty Goldie Hawn - Kate Hudson’s big break came when she landed the role of rock groupie Penny Lane in Almost Famous - which she was nominated for an Academy Award. 4:00pm .............................................................. Stealth In the near future, the Navy develops a fighter jet piloted by an artificial intelligence computer. The jet is placed on an aircraft carrier in the Pacific to learn combat manuevers from the human pilots aboard. 6:00pm ...................................Broken Arrow U.S. military parlance for a lost *or* missing nuclear weapon. More than missing, a renegade USAF pilot, Major Vic Deakins, steals two nuclear warheads during a B3 Stealth Bomber military exercise. 8:00pm .....................Dragonball: Evolution 10:00pm .......................................Day Watch A horror tale in contemporary Moscow that revolves around the conflict and balance maintained between the forces of light and darkness--the result of a medieval truce between the opposing sides.

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S U N D AY 6:00am .........................................................Breakfast 9:00am ...........................The Andrew Marr Show 10:00am...............................Sunday Morning Live 11:00am ...........................................Country Tracks 12:00pm ...........................................Sunday Politics 1:00pm ..................................................Bargain Hunt 1:45pm ....................Homes Under the Hammer 2:45pm ............................ Escape to the Country 3:45pm ................................ Super Smart Animals 4:45pm .............................................................. Lifeline 4:55pm ............................................Songs of Praise 5:30pm ...........................World War II Unearthed 6:30pm ........................Antiques Roadshow A second visit to the Old Royal Naval College in Greenwich. The team of experts is kept busy by a huge crowd of visitors eager to learn more about their treasures. 7:30pm ...........................................BBC News 7:50pm ............................BBC London News 8:00pm ....................................... Countryfile Julia Bradbury and John Craven explore the Snowdonia National Park. It is home to some of our mightiest mountains, which overlook an extraordinary countryside. 9:00pm .......................................... Wallander After two Eastern European corpses are washed ashore on a raft in Ystad, Wallander travels to Latvia on the hunt for the killers. Thrown into a cold, alien world of police surveillance and lies, Wallander soon finds himself entangled in a web of corruption with no-one to trust. 10:30pm .........................................BBC News 10:45pm ..........................BBC London News 10:55pm .................... John Bishop’s Britain John’s guests in this episode include Ruth Langsford and Eamonn Holmes, talking about animals. Features previously-unseen stand-up footage. 11:40pm ........................................ Room 101 Frank Skinner invites politician Lord John Prescott, comedian Micky Flanagan and actress Rebecca Front to the show in which they compete to have their pet hates and peeves consigned to Room 101. 12:20am ..................................Weatherview 12:25am ......................... Indian Ocean with Simon Reeve

6:00am ...........................................The Pingu Show 6:10am .................................................................. Zigby 6:25am ...................................................Timmy Time 6:35am ...................................................Dirtgirlworld 6:45am ................................................... Rastamouse 7:00am.................................Barney’s Barrier Reef 7:30am....................................Dennis and Gnasher 7:40am..............................The Scooby-Doo Show 8:05am .................................................................Scoop 8:30am ..........................................................Wingin’ It 8:50am .........................................Shaun the Sheep 9:00am ..........................................Friday Download 10:00am............... Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11:30am ..........................................Raymond Blanc: The Very Hungry Frenchman 12:30pm ..........................................................MotoGP 2:00pm .....................................................................Golf Scottish Open 2012. Hazel Irvine introduces live action from the final day at Castle Stuart. England’s Luke Donald is hoping to boost his preparations for the Open, which begins on Thursday, by mounting a successful defence of the title he won in 2011. 5:15pm ............................................... Rugby League Challenge Cup - Huddersfield v Warrington. Clare Balding is at the City of Salford Community Stadium to present live coverage of the weekend’s second Challenge Cup semifinal, as Huddersfield take on Warrington. 7:30pm ................................................ Flog It! The team look for antiques on the Essex coast, as Paul Martin brings Flog It! to Southend-on-Sea. 8:00pm ..........................Engineering Giants Jumbo Jet Strip-Down. Revealing the inner workings of the world’s most enormous machines. Engineer turned comedian Tom Wrigglesworth and Rob Bell, rising star of mechanical engineering, climb on board Victor X-ray, a 200 ton, £200,000,000 Boeing 747. 9:00pm .....................................World’s Most Dangerous Roads 10:00pm ..............................Mock the Week 10:30pm ....................................Line of Duty 11:30pm ...............................Twenty Twelve 12:00am .........................................Irina Palm 1:40am............................................BBC News

6:00am ...............................................................Boblins 6:10am ..................................................Fireman Sam 6:20am ......................... Olly the Little White Van 6:30am ...........Jake and the Neverland Pirates 7:00am........................................................ Poppy Cat 7:10am ............................................. Curious George 7:25am.............................................. Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil 7:45am.................................. Fleabag Monkeyface 8:00am ............................................... Big Time Rush 8:25am ....................................................Dinner Date 9:25am ..........................................................ITV News 9:30am .......................................................House Gift 10:25am................There’s No Taste Like Home 11:20am ...................................The Hungry Sailors 12:20pm ..........................ITV News and Weather 12:25pm ...............................Dickinson’s Real Deal 1:30pm .....................................Murder, She Wrote 2:30pm ...........................................................Columbo 4:25pm ......................................................Doc Martin 5:20pm ....................................................... The Chase

6:25pm ............................... London Tonight 6:40pm .................. ITV News and Weather 7:00pm ....................................... Emmerdale Paddy and Rhona tell a devastated Marlon they are moving to New Zealand. Val enlists Rishi’s help in getting Eric back to work. Zak is determined to prove himself to Lisa. 7:30pm ...........................Coronation Street Peter shocks Carla with his decision about the future. News of Kirsty’s latest outburst reaches Tommy. Anna tries to heal the rift between Owen and Izzy. 8:00pm .......................................... Superstar For the first time the finalists face the studio audience and the panel, which is made up of Andrew himself, Dawn French and Jason Donovan. Presented by Amanda Holden. 9:30pm ...................The Nation’s Favourite Number 1 Single 11:00pm ................ ITV News and Weather 11:20pm ......................................... The Cube 12:15am ................ Jp Morgan Premiership Rugby 7s Highlights 1:10am ........................................... The Store

6:00am .................................... The Treacle People 6:10am .............................................................Sali Mali 6:15am................................................ Ironman 2012 6:40am ....................Ge Canary Wharf Triathlon 7:10am ..............................British Gas Great Swim 8:05am ...............................................Will and Grace 8:30am ...............................................Will and Grace 8:55am ...............................................................Frasier 9:25am ...............................................................Frasier 10:00am...........................................Sunday Brunch 12:30pm .............................The Big Bang Theory 12:55pm .............................The Big Bang Theory 1:25pm ............................................... The Simpsons 1:55pm ............................................... The Simpsons 2:30pm ....................................Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging 4:30pm ............................................Big Dance 2012 5:30pm ..............................................Three in a Bed 6:30pm ............................... Channel 4 News 6:55pm ......................................4thought.tv 7:00pm ................................ Deal or No Deal 8:00pm .........................Come Dine with Me Claire Mazurek is first to host in this new episode, which takes place in the Peterborough area. The PA’s night turns out to be packed with incident. 9:00pm .......................Thelma’s Gypsy Girls Thelma’s girls begin their course in dressmaking. For some their first day at the factory is the first day’s paid work they’ve ever done. 10:00pm .........................Meeting Ian Brady Cutting Edge goes behind the scenes of Ian Brady’s landmark tribunal to meet the people closest to him and those involved in his case. During the eight days of his hearing, Brady’s team will be arguing for his return to the prison estate. 11:05pm ..............................Another 48 Hrs Comedy thriller reuniting the crimebusting duo of cop and criminal from 48 Hrs as they come up against a drug dealer known only as the Iceman. 1:00am.............................................. Camelot 1:50am....................................The Moonbird 2:05am...........................Hollyoaks Omnibus

Editor Recommends Rugby League: Challenge Cup Huddersfield v Warrington

BBC 2 - 5:15 - 7:30 pm Clare Balding is at the City of Salford Community Stadium to present live coverage of the weekend’s second Challenge Cup semifinal, as Huddersfield take on Warrington. The game is a re-run of the 2009 final when the Wolves ran out 25-16 winners against the Giants. Warrington are looking to seal a third trip to Wembley in four seasons, having successfully defended the trophy in 2010. Victory for Huddersfield would leave them one win away from clinching their first Challenge Cup since 1953.

Commentary comes from Ray French and Jonathan Davies.

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15 6:00am ................................................Children´s TV 8:55am ............................................................Mio Mao 9:00am ............ Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 9:10am .......................................The Mr Men Show 9:25am ................................ Roary the Racing Car 9:40am ......................................................Jelly Jamm 10:00am..................................................Monkey Life 10:25am.................................The Hotel Inspector 11:25am ...................................................Big Brother 12:25pm ........................................ Half Built House 1:25pm .....................................Police Interceptors 2:30pm .......................................Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol 4:10pm .........................................5 News Weekend 4:15pm ..........................................................Surf’s Up 5:55pm ......................................Maid in Manhattan 8:00pm ...........................Once Upon a Time 9:00pm ....................................... Big Brother 10:00pm ................................................Cobra 11:40pm ........................................Knock Off 1:30am......................................Super Casino

6:10am ...................................... The Biggest Loser 7:00am..................................Emmerdale Omnibus 10:05am................Coronation Street Omnibus 1:30pm ...........................................................Primeval 2:35pm .........................Free Willy 3: The Rescue Family adventure sequel. Willy the killer whale and his human pal Jesse do battle with a gang of poachers who have moved into the area and are hunting whales like Willy. 4:25pm .................................................. The Mummy Comical horror fantasy adventure about the search for buried treasure protected by an ancient mummy’s curse in the Egyptian desert. 6:50pm .........................The Incredible Hulk Comic book adaptation. A genetic mutation causes mild-mannered Bruce Banner to turn into the green and muscular Incredible Hulk when he gets angry. 9:00pm .......................................... Benidorm 10:00pm .........................................Hellboy II: The Golden Army 12:25am ............................................ Batman

7:00pm ....................World’s Craziest Fools 7:30pm .................... Great Movie Mistakes 7:35pm ..............Shrek: Once Upon a Time David Tennant narrates a celebratory look at how an ogre with a Scottish accent singlehandedly changed the face of animation. 8:35pm ..................................................Shrek Computer-animated fantasy about a reclusive green ogre called Shrek whose life of solitude is disrupted by a horde of refugees who have been banished by the evil Lord Farquaad. 10:00pm ...................................... Family Guy When Meg finally turns 18, Quagmire seizes the opportunity to pursue his next romantic conquest. 10:45pm ............................... American Dad! 11:30pm ..................... Snog, Marry, Avoid? 12:00am ....................... Live at the Electric 12:30am ................ Irish Rappers Revealed 1:10am .................................. Cherry Healey: How to Get a Life 2:10am .................... Riots: The Aftershock

8:55am ................................Scrapheap Challenge 11:10am ................................. River Cottage Bites 11:15am .............Baking Mad with Eric Lanlard 11:50am ...............................................Four in a Bed 12:30pm ......................Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 3:00pm .........................Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 3:35pm .........................Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 4:05pm .........................Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 4:40pm .........................Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 5:10pm ................................... Come Dine with Me 5:40pm ................................... Come Dine with Me

6:00am .................. Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman 7:50am................................................World Kitchen 8:20am .......................................................Heartbeat 10:25am............................Rosemary and Thyme 12:30pm ..................................... The Casebook of Sherlock Holmes 1:35pm .................................Dickinson’s Real Deal 2:35pm .................................Dickinson’s Real Deal 3:40pm ..........................................Summer Holiday 5:55pm ..........................Agatha Christie’s Poirot

6:00am ...............Greatest World Cup Matches 6:15am..........................................................The Saint 7:05am............................................................... Minder 7:55am.......................... The Big Match Revisited 8:55am .................................Border Security USA 9:55am .........................................................The Saint 10:55am............................................................ Minder 11:55am .....................................The Professionals 1:00pm .........Tour De France 2012 Highlights 2:00pm ......................Tour De France 2012 Live 4:30pm ............................Police, Camera, Action! 5:00pm .......................................The Professionals

8:00pm ...............Agatha Christie’s Marple When Miss Marple accompanies Lady Virginia Revel to a weekend party at country estate Chimneys, she finds herself in the middle of an important diplomatic gathering, which includes a number of Virginia’s suitors. 10:00pm .......................... Wire in the Blood 12:00am .............. Agatha Christie’s Poirot 1:50am.....................Rosemary and Thyme 2:40am.............................................. Film File 2:50am............................. ITV3 Nightscreen

6:15pm......................... Come Dine with Me 6:50pm ........................ Come Dine with Me 7:25pm ........................ Come Dine with Me 7:55pm ...........................River Cottage Veg 9:00pm ................. One Born Every Minute 10:00pm ...................................... Father Ted 11:05pm ................................Dear Mr Brady 11:40pm ................... Embarrassing Bodies 12:45am ............... One Born Every Minute 1:50am......................................... Father Ted

6:00pm ................................Tommy Cooper 7:00pm ................................ Tour De France 2012 Highlights 8:00pm ................. Jp Morgan Premiership Rugby 7s Highlights 9:00pm ............................... Demolition Man 11:15pm...................................The Gauntlet 1:30am............................ The Professionals 2:35am.............................................. Film File

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6:00am .................................................Wonder Boys 8:00am ...................................................... Day Watch A horror tale in contemporary Moscow that revolves around the conflict and balance maintained between the forces of light and darkness--the result of a medieval truce between the opposing sides. 10:00am.........................True Hollywood Stories: Kate Hudson As the daughter of Hollywood royalty Goldie Hawn - Kate Hudson’s big break came when she landed the role of rock groupie Penny Lane in Almost Famous - which she was nominated for an Academy Award. 11:00am ......................................In Good Company A middle-aged ad exec is faced with a new boss who’s nearly half his age... and who also happens to be sleeping with his daughter. 1:00pm ................................................Broken Arrow U.S. military parlance for a lost *or* missing nuclear weapon. More than missing, a renegade USAF pilot, Major Vic Deakins, steals two nuclear warheads during a B3 Stealth Bomber military exercise. 3:00pm ...........................True Hollywood Stories: Keanu Reeves A revealing look at the enigmatic superstar’s crazy childhood, his troubled and tragic relationships - and the truth behind the rumors about his affairs with everyone from major Hollywood moguls to Charlize Theron. 4:00pm ................................Dragonball: Evolution 6:00pm ...............................................I, Robot The year is 2035. Detective Del Spooner is investigating the death of brilliant, eccentric scientist Dr. Alfred Lanning. Spooner is aided by psychologist Dr. Susan Calvin, and the death is initially labeled a suicide. 8:00 pm ............................................... Amelia Amelia Earhart, a Kansas girl, discovers the thrill of aviation at age 23, and within 12 years has progressed to winning the Distinguished Flying Cross for being the first woman to pilot a plane solo across the Atlantic Ocean. 10:00pm ......................................... Tigerland A group of recruits go through Advanced Infantry Training at Fort Polk, Louisiana’s infamous Tigerland, last stop before Vietnam for tens of thousands of young men in 1971.

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M O N D AY 6:00am .........................................................Breakfast 9:15am................................................... Heir Hunters 10:00am..................Homes Under the Hammer 11:00am ............................................... Cowboy Trap 11:45am ...........................You’ve Been Scammed 12:15pm ................................................Bargain Hunt 1:00pm ........................................ BBC News at One 1:45pm .............................................................Doctors 2:15pm ............................ Escape to the Country 3:00pm ........................................................ BBC News 3:05pm ........................................................ Deadly 60 3:35pm .......................Prank Patrol Down Under 4:00pm ..........................................................Copycats 4:30pm ............................................Help! My Supply Teacher is Magic 5:00pm ..................................................... Newsround 5:15pm ...........................................................Pointless 6:00pm ............................... BBC News at Six 6:30pm ............................BBC London News 7:00pm .................................. The One Show 7:30pm ....................................Food Factory He looks at why coffee granules are frozen at the factory, and why peas must be frozen fast. Stefan challenges BBC Breakfast’s Carol Kirkwood and Chris Hollins to make rival multi-coloured ice lollies, but whose will go in the basket, and whose will go in the bin? 8:00pm ........................................EastEnders Michael receives help from an unexpected source after a series of mishaps threaten to delay him for Scarlett’s hospital appointment. 8:30pm ..........................................Panorama Britain’s Biggest Waste Dumpers. Reporter Raphael Rowe tracks down some of Britain’s biggest illegal fly-tippers - criminals who have pocketed tens of thousands of pounds handed over by motorists to recycle their used tyres. 9:00pm .............................................Blackout 10:00pm ............................BBC News at Ten 10:25pm ..........................BBC London News 10:35pm ....................................... Usain Bolt: The Fastest Man Alive 11:35pm ....................................................Life 1:20am.....................................Weatherview 1:25am................................................... Coast

6:00am ...........................................The Pingu Show 6:10am .................................................................. Zigby 6:25am ...................................................Timmy Time 6:35am ...................................................Dirtgirlworld 6:50am ................................................... Rastamouse 7:00am.....................................................................Roar 7:30am....................... Stuck on Sheep Mountain 7:55am........................ The League of Super Evil 8:10am ......................................Frankenstein’s Cat 8:20am ........................................................Pet Squad 8:30am ...............................Nina and the Neurons 8:45am ................................................. Big and Small 9:00am .........................................Tinga Tinga Tales 9:10am ......................................Little Charley Bear 9:20am .............................Raa Raa the Noisy Lion 9:30am ..........Bob the Builder: Project Build It 9:40am .................................... The Koala Brothers 9:50am .........................................................Lunar Jim 10:00am.............................................................Dipdap 10:05am.........................................................Kerwhizz 10:30am.........................Driver Dan’s Story Train 10:40am.......................................................Waybuloo 11:00am ................................. In the Night Garden 11:30am ........................................ BBC World News 12:00pm .......................................The Daily Politics 1:00pm ..........................Climbing Great Buildings 1:30pm ................................To Buy or Not to Buy 2:15pm ........................................The Weakest Link 3:00pm ..................................Show Me the Monet 3:45pm ..........................................The Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour of Britain 4:30pm ............................................................... Flog It! 5:15pm .....................................Antiques Road Trip 6:00pm ...........................................Eggheads 6:30pm .... Great British Railway Journeys 7:00pm ........................ Babies in the Office 8:00pm ...................... University Challenge 8:30pm ......................................Hairy Bakers 9:00pm ........................ In Their Own Words 10:00pm ....................................................... QI 10:30pm .......................................Newsnight 11:20pm ...................................World’s Most Dangerous Roads 12:20am .........................................BBC News

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6:00am ..........................................................Daybreak 8:30am ............................................................Lorraine 9:25am .............................The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30am................................................This Morning 11:25am ........................................................ITV News 11:30am ................................................This Morning 12:30pm ........................................Let’s Do Lunch... With Gino and Mel 1:30pm .............................ITV News and Weather 2:00pm ...................................................Drive to Buy 3:00pm .............................................. Secret Dealers 4:00pm .........................................A Touch of Frost 5:00pm .................................................Tipping Point 6:00pm ............................... London Tonight 6:30pm .................. ITV News and Weather 7:00pm ....................................... Emmerdale Marlon is shocked when Paddy suggests he emigrates with them. Val tricks Pollard into coming back to work at the B&B. 7:30pm ...........................Coronation Street Simon grows fearful when Peter outlines his plan. Michelle becomes suspicious of Carla’s behaviour. Tina and Marcus join forces to match-make their friends. 8:00pm .............Britain’s Secret Treasures Broadcaster Michael Buerk and historian Bettany Hughes present a series of programmes counting down the 50 greatest treasures discovered by the British public. 8:30pm ...........................Coronation Street Will Leanne be able to stop Peter from taking Simon? Roy sees a different side to Mary as they discuss their childhoods. Jason and Maria realise they have been duped. 9:00pm .......................................... Superstar Amanda Holden presents the first live elimination. After the results of the public vote are revealed, the bottom two performers must take part in the sing-off. 10:30pm ................ ITV News and Weather 11:10pm ....................................... Real Crime Mark Austin looks at the case of the grisly ‘Jigsaw Murder’. In the spring of 2009, members of the public found five separate body parts scattered across two counties. 12:05am ...................................In Plain Sight 12:50am ..................................... Jackpot247

6:10am .............................................................Sali Mali 6:15am....................................................... The Hoobs 7:05am........................................ Freshly Squeezed 7:35am..........................................According to Jim 8:00am ...................Everybody Loves Raymond 8:30am ...............................................................Frasier 9:00am ...............................Undercover Boss USA 10:00am................................................. Four Rooms 11:00am ....................... You Deserve This House 12:00pm ........................................ Channel 4 News 12:05pm ......................Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 12:35pm ..................................Gok Cooks Chinese 1:05pm ....................................River Cottage Bites 1:20pm ......................... 40 Guns to Apache Pass 3:10pm .................................................... Countdown 4:00pm ............................................ Deal or No Deal 5:00pm .................................................Four in a Bed 5:30pm ................................... Come Dine with Me 6:00pm ...................................The Simpsons 6:30pm ........................................... Hollyoaks Will’s devastated about his estrangement from Dodger and Texas. Dodger softens slightly when Will admits he wanted to write Silas’ memoirs to raise money for the family. 7:00pm ............................... Channel 4 News 7:55pm ......................................4thought.tv 8:00pm ........................................ Dispatches Dispatches investigates what’s happened to the five-a-day campaign, which was designed to get us all eating more fruit and veg. 8:30pm .............................. Jamie’s Summer Food Rave Up The final edition of Jamie Oliver’s summer series kicks off with the most amazing packed lunch for a festival picnic - a portable chilli -and then Jamie and Gennaro Contaldo rack up the fire-pit for some spit-roast chicken. 9:00pm ............................. Undercover Boss 10:00pm .....................Thelma’s Gypsy Girls 11:05pm ...................................... Coming Up 11:40pm ................................... The Odyssey 12:15am ...................................Random Acts 12:20am ....................Embarrassing Bodies 1:20am..................................The Good Wife 2:45am............................................ The Big C

Usain Bolt: The Fastest Man Alive BBC 1 - 10:35 - 11:35 pm In the London 2012 Olympics Usain Bolt will try to retain his three Olympic titles and his three world records. On the night of the 100m final, more than four billion viewers will watch him as he bids to become the first man ever to retain the 100m, 200m and 4x100m relay gold medals. French producer/director Gael Leiblang has been filming him over the last 12 months as he prepares for the

biggest races of his life. Usain Bolt: The Fastest Man Alive is an intimate portrait of the fastest man on earth. Made with his complete cooperation it shows Bolt in his home environment away from the cameras. It also features all of the people who have helped get Bolt to the top of his profession - his relatives, his best friends and the Jamaican national coach.

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Become the Tenerife Distributor for SafeTbox and get this unique safety product out to Tenerife beaches, pool complexes and golf courses in time for the summer rush of tourists! Adeje 2,500 Euros

In immaculate condition a spit roast chichen machine that can hold upto 40 chickens. Sale includes gas bottle, all swords and attachments. Call 600 203 601 Adeje 1,250 Euros

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These sketches are lovely. They are unframed hence the price 20.00 euro each. These are done by an upcoming artist who also does oil paintings as well thanks for looking. Adeje 20 Euros

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Peugot 206, registered May 2000, petrol with CD player. I’ve had the car 3 years. The prices includes the transfer, name change etc. No hidden extras. Chayofa 1,795 Euros

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Green Chrysler from -96. 7 seats 155 000 km, needs some work.

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Brand new boxed with charger and earphones, With Orange but easily liberated.

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Black & White Brand New Marks & Spencer Tankini Top Price tag still attached, originally £19.50 selling for €10.00 Sizes available 34DD, 38E,38G, 40B, 40D. Adeje 10 Euros

whirlpool top loader,5kg AA,good condition,brilliant for quilts.

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This is a phone charm with a black/gold cat with two orange ﬁsh on a white miyuki back ground. The whole of this tag charm can be made in any colour.

2 bedroom 1 bathroom penthouse apartment. Separate kitchen 85 sq mtre roof terrace. Underground car parking and trastero.

Fridge Freezer in full working condition Slight mark on front Size 1.30cm tall and 55cm wide.

1973 seat 600 classic car. Last itv 2005. It just need a car battery and a horn and ready to go.

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A new 50 cc retro scooter (only 23 Kilometers), colour black, black seat and lots of chrome. New price was € 1499,-. Not in use anymore, kid has a car. Guaza 2,500 Euros

Meat slicer for sale approx 12 inch blade ideal for any bar restaurant, ect.

Rarely Used, Very good condition! Adjustable strap to suit the height of your baby. 3D tigger head (with rattle inside) on the front & 3D Tail at the back! Las Americas 20 Euros

Ready to ﬁnd a new home. Pure breed Persian Kittens in various colours, male and females. Excellent price as have my other Persian close to giving birth. Adeje 180 Euros

Professional UVA upright tanning machine size: 2.4m high x 1.17m diametro 60 uva tubes and extractor fan. Needs a bit of paint and TLC. Las Chaﬁras 350 Euros

Modern Sun Lounger

Mercedes C220 CDI Estate

Philips TV

Scooter Retro

Assorted Books Various Authors

Modern pool lounge design. Light with a very trendy design. Made with synthetic ﬂat wicker of high quality and built on heavy duty power coated frames. Adeje 150 Euros

Post-facelift model!! -- 6-speed manual gear box - Automatic air conditioning - 7 inch alloy wheels (AMG look). Wood trims - nearly new tyres. El Medano 17,900 Euros

A new 50 cc retro scooter (only 23 Kilometers), colour black, black seat and lots of chrome. New price was € 1499. Not in use anymore, kid has a car. Adeje 750 Euros

50 cents per book, various authors.

6 drawer chest of drawers

8 x Decorative rose cocktail dishes

Adeje

110 Euros

75cm x 37cm x 105 cm. Light wood.

Pale pink. 15€ for all.

Adeje

25 Euros Battery drills

15 Euros Coffee Maker

Sale two battery drills, good condition.

Morphy Richards

Arona

Adeje

180 Euros

15 Euros

philips 22in tv v.g.c

Costa Del Silencio

35 Euros

Adeje

0.50 Euros

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Ssangyong Kyron TDI

Opel Corsa

Baby Car Seat

Cot

2 Adjustable Kitchen Stools

2 litre diesel, jeep. Mercedes based jeep, fully loaded, 84,000kms, ITV 2014, 2.0 diesel automatic, tiptronic, superb condition, perfect family car.

Sale, 96 year. Good mechanics. An little paint & bodywork.

Maclaren, brown and pink, from birth. As new, with extra padding around head.

Nearly new dark wood cot, with teddy bear motif, comes with mattress as new, and mattress cover if wanted.

2 as new kitchen stools cost 75 euros each will accept ﬁrst 50 euros for both.

Chayofa

Arona

Adeje

Los Cristianos

7,995 Euros

800 Euros

25 Euros

100 Euros

50 Euros

PS3 320GB

Complete Windsurfer

Soap Powder special for Wine

Omega Watch

Antique Chair

PS3 320GB with 10 top games 2 pads and cooling mat also comes with HDMI cable, as new used a handful of times hence the reason for selling. Las Americas 300 Euros

Complete Windsurfer for sale for 120,00 Euros or near offer.

3 kilos of concentrated soap. Used for 120 washes of 5 kilos.

Gents Omega Constellation double eagle gold and stainless steel. 5 years old in excellent condition.

Antique Chair well mantained, new leatherette seat.

El Medano

San Miguel

Vilaﬂor

San Miguel

2 Coffee Tables

Giant elephant

Soft Furnishings

Curtains

2 Seater Sofa

100cm long x 50cm wide x 40cm tall. 50cm x 50cm x 40cm. Both in good condition. They can be sold together or separately: bigger for 25€ and the smaller one for 15€. Arona 40 Euros

Giant elephant soft toy in good condition. Ideal as a birthday present.

Set of 1 pair of curtains, 2 bed throws (for single beds), and 6 cushions. Green and white. In very good conditions.

Pair of purple curtains in good condition. Price negotiable.

2 seater sofa measuring 140cm wide x 85cm tall x 90cm. In good condition.

Adeje

Dining Table with 4 chairs

Genuine Prada Sunglasses - Unisex

Dog Cage

Pack of movies

Fibreglass boat 2005

Extensible dining table in good condition sold with 4 chairs. Measurements: Closed: 90cm wide, 76cm tall. Open: 114cm long. Adeje 170 Euros

GENUINE Prada sunglasses. Aviator Style. They are brilliant and exceptionally stylish with sophisticated decoration. The sides are a camouﬂage colour. Los Cristianos 90 Euros

Dog cage with one week of use. We have paid 200€ for it. NOW only 50€. measurements are 80 x 80 x 1,20 cm.

Terminator 3 Rise of the machines/Ocean´s Eleven/In the Shadows/Employee of the Month/Brokeback Mountain/ Varian`s War/and many more. Adeje 36 Euros

4.6m 50HP Honda 4 stroke. Recently upholstered With new Bimini and trailer Papers and security kit complete Outboard Honda 50hp max. 100 hours use. Adeje 7,500 Euros

Beautiful Persian kittens

Citroen C2 VTR 1.4

Holograms security etiquettes

Sofa bed and chair

HE@D Satellite receiver

Pure Persian kittens for sale, very ﬂuffy, used to humans, already purring at 2 weeks!

Only 35,000km. Car is like new, one very careful lady owner.

San Miguel

Blue ﬂoral sofa bed with matching chair. Also available matching dinning table four chairs,TV unit, drinks cabinet, coffee table plus two ﬂoating shelves. Playa de Santiago 400 Euros

Nile sat receiver HE@D digital SD2700 Black Panther. Conax Embedded. As new.

Adeje

Using the holograms in marketing, advertising and promotion activities you can get previously not available visuallyaesthetic effects. Adeje 37 Euros

250 Euros

120 Euros

10 Euros

5,000 Euros

Adeje

29.70 Euros

50 Euros

2,000 Euros

40 Euros

Adeje

80 Euros

110 Euros

50 Euros

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Single padded ﬁtted bed throw

King size Bedspread

Phillips Surround Sound System

Golf Clubs

Playstation 3

Single fully ﬁtted bed throw. Excellent condition.

Reversible padded king size bedspread Excellent condition lemon/blue/green.

Phillips surround system with DVD player in Excellent condition €50.00

Set of Bay Hill golf clubs. Excellent condition.

PlayStation 3 Fat, 40 gig 4.11 ﬁrmware. Mint condition. HDMI & Power cable. 1 controller.

Adeje

San Isidro

15 Euros

30 Euros

50 Euros

90 Euros

130 Euros

Jet boat business

Berth

Zumba DVD Set

Blackberry Torch 9800

Renault Clio 1.2 2001

Selling a jetboat business, with all necessary paperwork and spare parts.

Selling a berth 8x3m in puerto colon next to the promenade great location.

6 months old. Perfect working condition. 3.5GB internal memory. Flash Camera. Slightly worn.

Clio 1.2 2001 petrol ITV until 30/06/12 125000-130000 Km Great car only selling as I’m leaving the island.

Adeje

Complete total-body transformation system. 4 dvd set of Zumba ﬁtness with toning sticks & instruction book. As new condition in original box. Chayofa 40 Euros

Adeje

Golf Del Sur

Children’s tea set

Fisher Price Geo trax train set

45,000 Euros

Yoga set

Three power ranger ﬁgures

As new condition.

63,000 Euros

Brand new in box.

Arona

12 Euros

Arona

18 Euros

Yamaha Clavinova CVP 305

Fiat Panda Dynamik 1.2

Hardly used. Cellophane still on foot pedals and visual display screen. Can be described as new condition. All manuals included.

New Fiat Panda Dynamik 1.2. September 2010, 17.000 km. All extras (AC, Airbags, Radio CD MP3 with hands free etc).

Los Abrigos

Callao Salvaje

1,250 Euros

6,100 Euros

18 Holes of Golf

Screen, Keyboard & Mouse

18 Hole round of Golf on the Buenavista Golf Course.

LG Keyboard Model MCK-2000 QTRONIX Lynx K1 Mouse LG Studioworks 552V Monitor. All in perfect working condition.

Puerto Santiago

30 Euros

10 Euros

350 Euros

1,800 Euros

Volswagen Golf gti

Colourful. In perfect condition.

Perfect condition with box. Battery operated.

Very good condition. Economic price, negotiable. The price includes transfer fees.

Arona

Adeje

5 Euros

20 Euros

1,900 Euros

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Monday

Alcalá

09:00 - 16:00

Monday

Torviscas

19:00 - 22:00

Tuesday

Los Abrigos

17:00 - 21:00

Wednesday Playa San Juan 09:00 - 14:00 Thursday

Fañabé

09:00 - 14:00

Friday

Golf del Sur

09:00 - 14:00

Friday

San Isidro

17:00 - 21:00

Saturday

Fañabé

09:00 - 14:00

Saturday

El Médano

09:00 - 14:00

Sunday

Los Cristianos

09:00 - 14:00

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Ski Suit “Phoenix” IsoDry size “L”

Surboard VENON polyester 6´6

Surboard RESIN8 epoxy 6´4

2 seater sofa bed

2 Bedroom apartment for Rent

Swiss manufacture, with “ISODRY” lining, top quality ski suit, virtually unused and as new. Cost over 300 pounds sterling! Priced to sell! Be quick!!

Practically brand new, only 2 surfs. 6´6 x 19 3/4 x 2 3/8 with ﬁns.

Sam egan epoxy 6´4 x 18 3/4 x 2 3/8 many small repairs and touch ups, but still a very solid board. tailpad, leash and ﬁns.

2 seater ﬂip out sofa bed ,good condition, cream color, can deliver within reason.

The Heights - Los Cristianos. Property is furnished and has a parking space.

Adeje

Los Cristianos

49 Euros

180 Euros

150 Euros

35 Euros

580 Euros

One man kayak

Mitsubishi Jeep

Creative Surround Sound System

Kettle and Toaster

Chrome Kettle

One man sea kayak. In good condition, with paddle. Only 200 euros.

Classic Mitsubishi Pajero V6 3000. 7 seat automatic. New tyres and brakes.

Creative Surround Sound System - sub woofer, mid speaker, front and back speakers. All good working condition.

Great electric kettle and toaster. Only 5 months old. 25 euros for both or 15 euros each.

Great chrome electric kettle. Perfect working condition. Only 5 months old.

Adeje

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1,750 Euros

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Established Marketing Company in Torviscas Alto

is looking for Romanian, Slovakian, Czech, Polish and Bulgarian staff with some spoken English to work in marketing office. Must be self-motivated and work as a team Some computer knowledge an advantage. Basic wage and excellent commission Tel Sue on: 922 713 070 or 686 154 066 Or email your C.V. to: suecampbell@regencyresorts.com

Live-in nanny/tutor required

AUTO HYUNDAI ACCENT

1.6 Petrol ITV until 13th August, Only 71,500 Km, Aircon, Electric windows, Rear parking sensors, Recent service, Immaculate.

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PROPERTY FOR SALE Torres De Yomely. Las Américas. 1 Bed. Bargain at 69,000 Euros! Call: Alan 667513689

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Epson printer/scanner model DX7400, very good condition with 2 sets print cartridges. 30 euros ono. Tel: 632 356 206

Philips Avent microwave sterilizer 10 euro, Chico rear facing 0-13kg, car seat/carrier and base, fixes with adult lap and diagonal seatbelt 30 euro. Tel: 922 708 204 Shar Pei Pups For Sale - 700euro Not ready for another 7 weeks, but welcome to reserve one with a deposit of 100 euro now. I have 6 stunning, wrinkly puppies 2: boys and 4 girls, all black and have turned out fabulous with no health problems and temperament of parents is very good. Pups will go to a Shar Pei specialist to be checked over at 4 weeks and have their eyes tacked if needed, then will have another vet check and 1st injection at 8 weeks and will be wormed regular before they leave, Their parents are house dogs family pets and the pups are brought up around children handled daily from birth and will be partly house trained. E-mail: philportanova@hotmail.com Contact Number: 618342636 Philip Ikea children’s bed, excellent condition, red with animal cut outs on headboard. Up to 7 yrs old. Price 45.00 euros Ikea wooden double bed with slatted base (similar to Hennes model), as new, bargain at 125.00euros Tel: 626 285 880 3 Seater sofa bed and 2 matching armchairs. Beige and brown. Lovely suite in excellent condition. Originally from Biombo. Detachable cushion and arm covers etc. €485 o.n.o Tel 637 157 098

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Clear glass top patio table with centre hole for parasol, together with 4 folding beige/brown chairs. In good condition. 50 euros Telephone 669548379 Palm Mar

Silencio. Tel 629570945 Lladro and Nao figurines from 30 euros, over 30 to choose, all boxed 676051341

Drum kit for sale. Black 5 shell with stool and crash and ride cymbals. Very good condition 400 euros ono Tel 608 560 005

Shar Pei Pups for Sale Ready for another 4 weeks, but welcome to reserve one with a deposit of 100 euro now. I have 6 stunning wrinkly puppys: 2 boys and 4 Girls, all black and have turned out fabulous with no health problems and temperament of parents is very good. Pups will have regular vet checks and 1st injection at 8 weeks and will be wormed regular before they leave. Their parents are house dogs, family pets and the pups are brought up around children handled daily from birth and will be partly house trained. Pups are full pedigree. (2 x Champions ) e-mail philportanova@hotmail.com 618342636 Phil

Unwanted gift, 21 gear mountain bike, front disc, full suspension, aluminium frame, as new 175 euros ono. Los Cristianos 632 518 114 Persian Kittens, male and female. Available now 100 Euros. Call 634 914 534 Gas Barbecue 3 burner, in good working order. Complete with two blue gas bottles and regulators. Fañabé area. 50 euros. Tel No. 697513944. Mobility Heavy Duty 4 Wheeled Walker with Seat and brakes superb mobility walker that is ideal for trips around town or to use when going to the shops. 90 euros Shoprider Wispa Mobility Scooter: electric mini scooter. EXCELLENT MANOEUVRABILITY from articulating double front wheels. Complete with Charger and shopping basket. 295 euros DVD rack art deco style steel holds about 60 DVD/ CDs in the shape of a musical note. 25 euros Play Station One with controller and memory card with 6 games excellent condition. 25 euros Phone 922742257 or 661084981 Callao Salvaje Set of four bowls, Taylor international No 1, €50 Teka cooking hob 2 gas and 2 electric rings €45. Wind surf board Starlight F2 no sail, €65 Wave Minstral 265 wind surf board no sail,€65 Television wall/ceiling heavy duty frame for 33 inch TV, new, ideal for bar €20 Corner unit dark wood, cupboard and shelves, 1.8 mt high €65 Sideboard/dressing table, (two end cupboards and top over them) pine finish 2.1 mt €60

FOR SALE Call 634015852 (Niki) OR 618941183 (Val) Samsung 42” Flat Screen (available approx. 15th June) 300€ Sharp Video Recorder 20€ Panasonic TV 29” 50€ Sky Reciever Box & LMB 35€ Acer 17” Flat Screen PC Monitor 50€ Coberó tall Fridge Freezer 50€ Zanussi Table Top Freezer 35€ 3 Litre Stainless Steel Digital Fryer 30€ Sandwich Toaster 8€ Sandwich Toaster (Fagor) 8€ Slow Cooker (Cordon Bleu) 8€ Wok with lid 5€ Coffee Maker ( Morphy Richards) 15€ 9 x Large Dinner Plates White 10€ for all 8 x Decorative rose cocktail dishes pale pink 15€ for all Microwave/Convection Oven/Grill (Blue Sky) 25€ Patio Table & 4 reclining chairs inc cushions 75€ Ufesa Stand Up Fan 5€ Heater 5€ Ikea Stand Up Lamp 10€ Funai DVD/Video Recorder/ player 25€ Phillips Hand Blender 8€ Ikea rose thick pile rug (5´3” x 7´7”) 40€ Ikea dark blue & purple thick pile rug (4´4” x 6´5”) 40€ 3 draw chest of drawers (40” x 30” x 17.5”) 20€ Nest of 3 side tables (dark wood) 10€ 6 drawer chest of drawers (75cm x 37cm x 105 cm) light wood 25€ Severin Footspa 10€ Chico Car Seat suitable up to 4 years 15€ Electric Bike for child up to 4 years (Abigo) 15€ Chico Travel Cot 30€ Ikea Black Coffee Table (90cm x 55cm x 45cm) 15€ Barrel Coffee Table (46 cm x 60cm diameter) 15€ DVD burners (x3) in tower 30€ CD burners (x3) in tower 25€ 3 x Ikea ´under bed´ plastic storage containers 15€ Plastic storage drawers 10€ Film Projector 1950´s (prinz magnon super IQ, standard & super 8 cine films) 40€ Slide Projector (rank aldis TK300, 35mm) 30€ 2 x Badminton Racquets 10€ each Squash Racquets 10€ Assorted Toys ( ages 1 to 10 years) Various prices Assorted Books Various Authors 50 cents each

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Brushed Steel Toaster

Acoustic guitar with case

Samsung 32” TV

Marina - Boat Berth.

Opel Astra 2007

Brushed Steel Toaster. Perfect working condition, only 5 months old.

Brand new acoustic guitar - never used. Comes with soft case, electronic tuner, foot rest and dvd and book.

Samsung 32” HD TV with Dolby Digital+ and DTS. With remote. Perfect working condition. Only 7 months old with receipt and warranty.

12 meter by 4 meter boat berth for sale. Private funding may be available by owner. Paperwork in place ready for transfer.

Great condition. 74000km. Great car with ITV until 2013. Great condition central locking, electric auto windows, radio and CD player. 1.4L engine.

Golf Del Sur

Amarilla Golf

Chayofa

15 Euros

50 Euros

220Euros

40,000 Euros

5,000 Euros

Memphis Golf Bag & Stand

Large glass table

Nintendo DS lite

Citroen C4 1.6

Lipsticks

Memphis Golf bag & stand - very good condition, hardly used.

Big glass table, in perfect condition. Grey colour. Bought in Leroy Merlin, very good quality.

Pink Nintendo DS lite. Bought in U.K. 40 euro. Also for sale Playstation 2 (slim) colour black ,in good condition. Hardly used.

Unopened lipsticks. 18 in total: pinks, browns, red, natural colours. Due to salon closing.

Puerto Santiago

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For a quick sale. Citroen C4. December 2005, 90.000 km, all mod cons. itv Dec 2013. Will consider part exchange. 7,000 ono. San Miguel 7,000 Euros

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120 Euros

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Adeje

20 Euros

Manicure products

Ray lamp

Hand bag hooks

Heated rollers

Sewing machine

Manicure used products. Lots of products and 45 nail polishes and ﬁnger bowls.

Portable hand held ray lamp that improves skin. Different settings.

Heated rollers. Different sizes, 1 missing but in excellent condition. Made by Boots U.K.

Beautiful sewing machine with all attachments, plus manual. In box with cover.

Adeje

Beautiful hand bag hooks, place on any table and this will support your hand bag away from the ﬂoor . there is lots of designs to choose from. Adeje 5 Euros

Adeje

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10 Euros

30 Euros

100 Euros

Ladders

Trolley

Veuve Cliquot Traveller Case

Photo Frame, Silver Plated

Lady´S Monsoon Dress

Stainless steel ladders in good condition.

Beautiful stainless steel adjustable over bed or table trolley. Excellent condition.

This is an insulated case which can hold a full size bottle of champagne (not included in sale) and two Veuve glasses.

8 x 10 inches or 20 x 25 cm. Never used. Still boxed and no damage. Logos to all four corners.

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Beautiful lady’s monsoon dress in shades of greens blues and browns. Detailing under bust and tie back. Very summery in size 12, worn once. Los Cristianos 35 Euros

25 Euros

70 Euros

20 Euros

25 Euros

Bulgari Sunglass

Philips Hairdryer

Nokia N97

GUESS Boots

Ufesa Toaster

Beautiful Bulgari Sunglass for sale! I bought it in Safari (by the fountains) for much more, don’t wear it so now it has to go. Has the leather case from Bulgari. Chayofa 200 Euros

New Philips High-Performance Hairdryer for sale it comes in the original box, with a brush and different parts. Dries with cold and hot air, 3 different settings. Chayofa 50 Euros

Not the mini size. White, touch screen, original Nokia leather case, in original box, bought from the Nokia Store, so it is suitable for any SIM card (not locked). Chayofa 100 Euros

Size 37/4(UK)/6.5(US), typically, bought it and since then its in my wardrobe...its a shame to leave them there, so you might like them and take them. Chayofa 180 Euros

If you need a toaster or your old one broke, here is a simple solution: Ufesa toaster; new condition, space for 2 slices.

Chayofa

15 Euros

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4:00am ..............................................................DRIVEN 6:00am ............................................................... Amelia 8:00am ......................................................... Tigerland A group of recruits go through Advanced Infantry Training at Fort Polk, Louisiana’s infamous Tigerland, last stop before Vietnam for tens of thousands of young men in 1971. 10:00am.........................True Hollywood Stories: Keanu Reeves 11:00am ..................................... Before And After When teenage son Jacob is being accused of murdering his girlfriend, the well-respected and close-knit Ryan family is in turmoil. 1:00pm .............................................................I, Robot The year is 2035. Detective Del Spooner is investigating the death of brilliant, eccentric scientist Dr. Alfred Lanning. Spooner is aided by psychologist Dr. Susan Calvin, and the death is initially labeled a suicide. 3:00pm ...........................True Hollywood Stories: Kobe Bryant The rise and fall of the legendary LA Lakers star, a privileged young player whose drive and talent shot him to the top of the NBA heap - until an ugly rape charge brought him crashing down to earth. 4:00pm ............................................................... Amelia Amelia Earhart, a Kansas girl, discovers the thrill of aviation at age 23, and within 12 years has progressed to winning the Distinguished Flying Cross for being the first woman to pilot a plane solo across the Atlantic Ocean.

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T U E S D AY 6:00am .........................................................Breakfast 9:15am................................................... Heir Hunters 10:00am..................Homes Under the Hammer 11:00am ............................................... Cowboy Trap 11:45am ...........................You’ve Been Scammed 12:15pm ................................................Bargain Hunt 1:00pm ........................................ BBC News at One 1:45pm .............................................................Doctors 2:15pm ............................ Escape to the Country 3:00pm ........................................................ BBC News 3:05pm ........................................................ Deadly 60 3:35pm .......................Prank Patrol Down Under 4:00pm ..........................................................Copycats 4:30pm .............Livingstone: Serious Explorers 5:00pm ..................................................... Newsround 5:15pm ...........................................................Pointless 6:00pm ............................... BBC News at Six 6:30pm ............................BBC London News 7:00pm .................................. The One Show 7:30pm ........................................EastEnders Janine’s suspicions of Michael are exacerbated when he asks her to make him signatory on the business accounts. When Patrick attends the funeral of an old drinking buddy, Cora and Rose tag along in an attempt to persuade the widow to donate her husband’s belongings to the charity shop. 8:00pm ..........................................Holby City Unresolved tension between Ollie and Tara threatens to affect a heart-breaking patient case; can they be honest about their feelings for each other? 9:00pm ..........Turn Back Time: The Family Brother and sister Jonathan and Rachel arrive on Albert Road first, and are shocked by life in the sixties. They discover life in the sixties was a difficult time, with racism, isolation and separation from loved ones taking its toll. 10:00pm ............................BBC News at Ten 10:35pm ......................................... Imagine... 11:45pm .................................. London River 1:05am.....................................Weatherview 1:10am ................ The Fruit ‘n’ Veg Market: Inside New Spitalfields 2:10am ............ The Men Who Made Us Fat

6:00am ...........................................The Pingu Show 6:10am .................................................................. Zigby 6:25am ...................................................Timmy Time 6:35am ...................................................Dirtgirlworld 6:50am ................................................... Rastamouse 7:00am.....................................................................Roar 7:30am....................... Stuck on Sheep Mountain 7:55am........................ The League of Super Evil 8:10am ......................................Frankenstein’s Cat 8:20am ........................................................Pet Squad 8:30am ...............................Nina and the Neurons 8:45am ................................................. Big and Small 9:00am .........................................Tinga Tinga Tales 9:10am ......................................Little Charley Bear 9:20am .............................Raa Raa the Noisy Lion 9:30am ..........Bob the Builder: Project Build It 9:40am .................................... The Koala Brothers 9:50am .........................................................Lunar Jim 10:00am.............................................................Dipdap 10:05am.........................................................Kerwhizz 10:30am.........................Driver Dan’s Story Train 10:40am.......................................................Waybuloo 11:00am ................................. In the Night Garden 11:30am ........................................ BBC World News 12:00pm .......................................The Daily Politics 1:00pm ..........................Climbing Great Buildings 1:30pm ................................To Buy or Not to Buy 2:15pm ........................................The Weakest Link 3:00pm ..................................Show Me the Monet 3:45pm ............The Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour of Britain 4:30pm ............................................................... Flog It! 5:15pm .....................................Antiques Road Trip 6:00pm ..........................................Eggheads 6:30pm ....................................Great British Railway Journeys 7:00pm ...................... Babies in the Office 8:00pm ..................................................Coast 9:00pm .....................................Line of Duty 10:00pm ........................... Twenty Twelve 10:30pm .....................................Newsnight 11:20pm.........David Tennant on Hamlet 12:20am ........................................BBC News

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6:00am ..........................................................Daybreak 8:30am ............................................................Lorraine 9:25am .............................The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30am................................................This Morning 11:25am ........................................................ITV News 11:30am ................................................This Morning 12:30pm ........................................Let’s Do Lunch... With Gino and Mel 1:30pm .............................ITV News and Weather 2:00pm ...................................................Drive to Buy 3:00pm .............................................. Secret Dealers 4:00pm .........................................A Touch of Frost Billy Conrad has something to hide, but is he capable of murder? The eccentric Inspector Frost must keep an open mind. 5:00pm .................................................Tipping Point 6:00pm ............................... London Tonight 6:30pm .................. ITV News and Weather 7:00pm ....................................... Emmerdale Amy gets the shock of her life when she encounters her mum on a night out. Rhona is unimpressed about Marlon tagging along on her new dream life. 7:30pm .............Britain’s Secret Treasures In this episode, Michael Portillo discovers that a cufflink from Rochester was one of the first-ever royal souvenirs, a 2000-year-old comb is put through its paces by hairdresser Nicky Clarke. 8:00pm ............................Love Your Garden Alan Titchmarsh and the team transform a large garden that once played a central role in a family’s life but became neglected following a personal tragedy. 9:00pm .......................................... Superstar The remaining finalists sing their hearts out for viewers’ votes in the hopes of being the chosen one. Who will be eliminated today? 10:30pm ................ ITV News and Weather 11:10pm ............................. Police Academy The comic misadventures of a group of inept police recruits. When the mayor of a large American city lifts all entry restrictions on joining the police force, a flock of misfits whose motives for enrolling are as questionable as their fitness for the job are given the chance to prove their worth. 12:50am ..................................... Jackpot247

6:10am .............................................................Sali Mali 6:15am....................................................... The Hoobs 6:40am ...................................................... The Hoobs 7:05am........................................ Freshly Squeezed 7:35am..........................................According to Jim 8:00am ...................Everybody Loves Raymond 8:30am ...............................................................Frasier 9:00am ...............................Undercover Boss USA 10:00am................................................. Four Rooms 11:00am ....................... You Deserve This House 12:00pm ........................................ Channel 4 News 12:05pm ......................Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 12:40pm ..................................Gok Cooks Chinese 1:10pm ...............................The Fighting Seabees 3:10pm .................................................... Countdown 4:00pm ............................................ Deal or No Deal 5:00pm .................................................Four in a Bed 5:30pm ................................... Come Dine with Me

6:00pm ...................................The Simpsons 6:30pm ........................................... Hollyoaks Ash persuades Will to stop hiding away and face the village, but her plan backfires when he is further ostracised in a hate campaign led by Texas and Ally. 7:00pm ............................... Channel 4 News 7:55pm ......................................4thought.tv 8:00pm ................... Beauty and the Beast: The Ugly Face of Prejudice Twenty-one-year-old glamour model Holly Kent meets 27-year-old Nelly Shaheen. Nelly was born with harlequin ichthyosis, a rare skin condition, which makes Nelly look like a burns victim. 9:00pm ........................Gordon Behind Bars Gordon’s served almost six months in Brixton Prison, but it will mean nothing if he doesn’t leave a viable business behind to keep prisoners working and earning. 10:00pm ................ Accused: The 74 Stone Babysitter 11:05pm .................................... True Stories 12:40am ..................................Random Acts 12:45am ..................................Bank of Dave 1:40am................... British Gas Great Swim 2:35am....................... KOTV Boxing Weekly

Turn Back Time: The Family BBC 1 - 9:00 - 10:00 pm It’s the swinging 60s and the street is introduced to the Hawkes, whose ancestors arrived as immigrants from the Caribbean. Brother and sister Jonathan and Rachel are the first to arrive on Albert Road and are shocked by life in the 1960s, as racism, isolation and separation from loved ones takes its toll. The Meadows family ascends the social ladder, moving from a traditional working class home in the 40s to a middle-class dwelling in the 60s. All appears well until sisters Saskia and

Genevieve embark upon a teenage rebellion. The twists and turns of The Taylor family tree have forced them to leave behind the high life they’ve lived since the 1900s and move into a working class home. Using a unique blend of living history and genealogy, Turn Back Time: The Family, explores what it means to be a mother, father and child in British society today and throughout 100 years of change. This landmark series takes three modern day families, The Meadows, The Taylors and The Goldings back in time to the 1900s, before fast-forwarding them through five pivotal eras of family life.

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17 6:00am ................................................Children´s TV 11:10am .............................................Eddie Stobart: Trucks and Trailers 12:10pm....................................5 News Lunchtime 12:15pm ...................................................Big Brother 1:15pm ...........................................Home and Away 1:45pm .....................................................Neighbours 2:15pm ................................................The Mentalist 3:15pm ........................Too Late to Say Goodbye 5:00pm ....................................................5 News at 5 5:30pm .....................................................Neighbours 6:00pm ...............................Home and Away 6:30pm ............................................... 5 News 7:00pm ........................The Hotel Inspector 8:00pm ............................... Half Built House 9:00pm .............................. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 10:00pm ..................................... Big Brother 11:00pm ...... Big Brother’s Bit on the Side 12:00am ........................Banged Up Abroad 1:00am......................................Super Casino

6:00am .....................................................Emmerdale 6:25am ......................................Coronation Street 7:20am.......................The Jeremy Kyle Show US 8:10am .....................................................Judge Judy 8:40am ..............................The Only Way is Essex 9:25am ................................ The Real Housewives of Orange County 10:30am.............................. The Real Housewives of New York City 11:30am ...................................................Judge Judy 12:00pm ..................................................Emmerdale 12:30pm ...................................Coronation Street 1:30pm .............................The Jeremy Kyle Show 3:40pm ................................ The Real Housewives of Orange County 4:40pm ................................ The Real Housewives of New York City 5:35pm .....................................................Judge Judy 6:00pm .............The Jeremy Kyle Show US 7:00pm ......................America’s Got Talent 9:00pm ........................... Hell’s Kitchen USA 10:00pm ............................ Batman Returns 12:30am ......Models, Misfits and Mayhem

8:55am .................Location, Location, Location 10:00am............................................... Four in a Bed 10:35am.....................................A Place in the Sun 11:05am ..................................River Cottage Bites 11:20am ................... Sainsbury’s and Channel 4 Presents... London 2012: Ellie Simmonds 11:25am .................A Matter of Life and Death 1:25pm ......................................................Time Team 2:30pm ......................................Time Team Special 3:35pm ................................ The Restoration Man 4:40pm .....A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 5:45pm .......................................A Place in the Sun

7:00pm ......................................Doctor Who The Doctor’s final days are upon him - but when he drops in on an old friend, the Cybermen are waiting. 7:45pm ..............Doctor Who Confidential Confidential is on set with Matt Smith and his returning co-star James Corden, who talk about the highs and lows of shooting at night, in a department store and with babies. 8:00pm .........................Don’t Tell the Bride 9:00pm ..................Can Anyone Beat Bolt? 10:00pm ..................................... EastEnders 10:30pm ....................... Live at the Electric 11:00pm ...................................... Family Guy 11:20pm ...................................... Family Guy 11:45pm ............................... American Dad! 12:05am ............................... American Dad! 12:30am ................Can Anyone Beat Bolt? 1:25am.......................... Live at the Electric 1:55am...............................Russell Howard’s Good News 2:25am................... Irish Rappers Revealed

6:50pm .........................Come Dine with Me 7:55pm .................................. Grand Designs 9:00pm .........................Come Dine with Me 10:00pm ............................................Coppers 11:05pm ....................Embarrassing Bodies 12:05am .......................Come Dine with Me 1:10am ..........................Come Dine with Me 2:20am........................Brothers and Sisters

6:00am ........................................Greatest England World Cup Matches 6:10am .......................................The Professionals 7:00am............................................................... Minder 8:55am .........................................................The Saint 9:55am ............................................. Quantum Leap 10:55am.....................................The Professionals 11:55am ............................................................ Minder 1:00pm .........Tour De France 2012 Highlights 2:00pm ............................................. Quantum Leap 2:55pm ...................................................The Fall Guy 3:55pm ............................................................ Batman 5:00pm .............................................Motorsport UK

6:00pm ......................................... Heartbeat 7:00pm ......................... Murder, She Wrote 8:00pm .................................................. Lewis 10:00pm ..............Forensic Casebook with Matthew Kelly 10:30pm ................ Jesus Christ Superstar 12:45am .......................... Canterbury Tales 1:40am................................. Terry and June

6:00pm ................................. Quantum Leap 7:00pm ..Tour De France 2012 Highlights 8:00pm ............................Greatest England World Cup Matches 8:15pm............... Jackie Chan’s First Strike 10:00pm ..........................Born to Raise Hell 11:55pm ......................................... Breakout 12:55am ........................ Real Prison Breaks

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6:00am ...........Miss Pettigrew Lives For A Day Pettigrew, a middle-aged London governess, finds herself unfairly dismissed from her job. An attempt to gain new employment catapults her into the glamorous world & dizzying social whirl of an actress & singer, Ms. Lafosse. 8:00am .............................................................. Stealth 10:00am.........................True Hollywood Stories: Kobe Bryant 11:00am ............................................Juwanna Mann 1:00pm ...................................................Street Kings A veteran LAPD cop who finds life difficult to navigate after the death of his wife. When evidence implicates him in the execution of a fellow officer, he is forced to go up against the cop culture he’s been a part of his entire career. 3:00pm ...... True Hollywood Stories: LL Cool J With five platinum albums and a thriving film career, LL Cool J enjoys a level of mainstream popularity that few rap stars have ever achieved. Offered a recording contract while still in High School, LL quickly shot to the top of the rap game with a savvy business sense and an irresistible charisma that the ladies love. 4:00pm ........................................In Good Company A middle-aged ad exec is faced with a new boss who’s nearly half his age... and who also happens to be sleeping with his daughter. 6:00pm .............................. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon The disappearance of a magical jade sword spurs a breathtaking quest for the missing treasure. Li is embittered by the loss of his jade sword, and his unrequited pursuit of Yu is further complicated by the mysterious intrusion of an assassin. 8:00pm ................ Thank You For Smoking The chief spokesperson and lobbyist Nick Naylor is the Vice-President of the Academy of Tobacco Studies. He is talented in speaking and spins argument to defend the cigarette industry in the most difficult situations. 10:00pm ...........................................Cry Wolf Eight unsuspecting high school seniors at a posh boarding school, who delight themselves on playing games of lies, come face-to-face with terror and learn that nobody believes a liar - even when they’re telling the truth.

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W E D N E S D AY 6:00am .........................................................Breakfast 9:15am................................................... Heir Hunters 10:00am..................Homes Under the Hammer 11:00am ............................................... Cowboy Trap 11:45am ...........................You’ve Been Scammed 12:15pm ................................................Bargain Hunt 1:00pm ........................................ BBC News at One 1:30pm .......................................BBC London News 1:45pm .............................................................Doctors 2:15pm ............................ Escape to the Country 3:00pm ........................................................ BBC News 3:05pm ........................................................ Deadly 60 3:35pm .......................Prank Patrol Down Under 4:00pm ..........................................................Copycats 4:30pm ............Horrible Histories: Gory Games 5:00pm ..................................................... Newsround 5:15pm ...........................................................Pointless 6:00pm ............................... BBC News at Six 6:30pm ............................BBC London News 7:00pm .................................. The One Show 7:30pm .......................................Fake Britain Dominic Littlewood investigates the conmen who are trying to get their hands on your money. In this episode, the banknote counterfeiting gang that tried to beat the Bank of England, the battlefield tour conman who scammed war veterans, and the terrifying new credit card fakery that is almost completely undetectable. 8:00pm ......................DIY SOS The Big Build Nottingham. Nick Knowles and the team recruit help from the local community to renovate a house and change a family’s lives. 9:00pm .........................Victoria Pendleton: Cycling’s Golden Girl 10:00pm ............................BBC News at Ten 10:25pm ..........................BBC London News 10:35pm ....................The National Lottery Wednesday Night Draws 10:45pm .......Have I Got Old News for You 11:15pm..........................Great British Islam 11:45pm ................................................D.O.A. 1:15am .....................................Weatherview 1:20am........................Britain’s Lost Routes with Griff Rhys Jones 2:20am........................................Fake Britain

6:00am ................................................Children´s TV 6:50am ................................................... Rastamouse 7:00am.....................................................................Roar 7:30am....................... Stuck on Sheep Mountain 7:55am........................ The League of Super Evil 8:10am ......................................Frankenstein’s Cat 8:20am ........................................................Pet Squad 8:30am ...............................Nina and the Neurons 8:45am ................................................. Big and Small 9:00am .........................................Tinga Tinga Tales 9:10am ......................................Little Charley Bear 9:20am .............................Raa Raa the Noisy Lion 9:30am ..........Bob the Builder: Project Build It 9:40am .................................... The Koala Brothers 9:50am .........................................................Lunar Jim 10:00am.............................................................Dipdap 10:05am.........................................................Kerwhizz 10:30am.........................Driver Dan’s Story Train 10:40am.......................................................Waybuloo 11:00am ................................. In the Night Garden 11:30am .............................................................. Angus 12:50pm ........................................................... Lifeline 1:00pm ..........................Climbing Great Buildings 1:30pm ................................To Buy or Not to Buy 2:15pm ........................................The Weakest Link 3:00pm ..................................Show Me the Monet 3:45pm ..........................................The Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour of Britain 4:30pm ............................................................... Flog It! 5:15pm .....................................Antiques Road Trip 6:00pm ...........................................Eggheads 6:30pm .... Great British Railway Journeys 7:00pm .................................................. Coast 7:30pm .............................RHS Flower Show Tatton Park 2012 8:00pm ...........................Restoration Home 9:00pm ........................ In Their Own Words 10:00pm ..........................The Culture Show 10:30pm .......................................Newsnight 11:20pm ................................................... Golf 11:50pm ........................The Secret History of Our Streets 12:50am .........................................BBC News

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5:00pm .................................................Tipping Point 6:00pm ............................... London Tonight 6:30pm .................. ITV News and Weather 7:00pm ....................................... Emmerdale Val is stunned to hear Amy has been hit by her real mum. Laurel tries to conceal her true feelings about Marlon. Debbie becomes increasingly suspicious of Cameron’s behaviour. 7:30pm ...........................Coronation Street Ryan wreaks havoc on his return to the Street. Rob upsets the workforce when he employs Eva. Stella implores Leanne to remain in Weatherfield. 8:00pm .............Britain’s Secret Treasures Bettany goes diving for Roman treasure, Michael Portillo investigates a two-headed 2000-year-old coin revealing a political coalition, John McCarthy tells the story of a jewel-encrusted cross. 9:00pm .......................................... Superstar The remaining performers sing for viewer votes, each hoping that they can stay in the running to win the chance to play the lead in a new tour of Jesus Christ Superstar. 10:30pm ................ ITV News and Weather 11:10pm ....................... Goodwood Festival of Speed 2012 12:05am ..................................... Jackpot247 2:10am ................................................Vertigo

6:00am ....................Ge Canary Wharf Triathlon 6:30am .................................... The Treacle People 6:40am ...................................................... The Hoobs 7:05am........................................ Freshly Squeezed 7:35am..........................................According to Jim 8:00am ...................Everybody Loves Raymond 8:30am ...............................................................Frasier 9:00am ...............................Undercover Boss USA 10:00am................................................. Four Rooms 11:00am ....................... You Deserve This House 12:00pm ........................................ Channel 4 News 12:05pm ......................Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 12:35pm ..................................Gok Cooks Chinese 1:05pm ....................... Sainsbury’s London 2012 1:10pm ........................................ Quentin Durward 3:10pm .................................................... Countdown 4:00pm ............................................ Deal or No Deal 5:00pm .................................................Four in a Bed 5:30pm ................................... Come Dine with Me 6:00pm ...................................The Simpsons Homer finds out a library book of classic tales is long overdue, but before he returns it he decides to read Bart and Lisa the stories. 6:30pm ........................................... Hollyoaks Ash desperately tries to gain access to Silas at the psychiatric hospital. When a cruel act of vandalism devastates Will, Dodger has to choose between sticking by his brother or Texas. Maddie is dismayed that her Abersoch trip has become a total wash out. 7:00pm ............................... Channel 4 News 7:55pm ......................................4thought.tv 8:00pm ............... Supersize v Superskinny 9:00pm ........................ 24 Hours in A and E 10:00pm ............................... The Wrestlers: Fighting with my Family 11:05pm ..................................Random Acts 11:10pm ....................................... The Killing 12:05am .................................Summer Daze with Blackberry 12:40am ...................................... Ibiza Rocks 12:50am .......................Wakestock Festival 1:45am............................................ Spotlight 2:00am........................... The Good Natured 2:10am ..............Marina and the Diamonds

The Wrestlers: Fighting With My Family Channel 4 - 10:00 - 11:05 pm The Wrestlers: Fighting with My Family is an electrifying film that follows a year in the life of the extraordinary Knight family. The Knights are dad ‘Rowdy Ricky Knight’, mum Julia ‘Sweet Saraya’, brothers ‘Zak Zodiac’ and Roy ‘The Zebra Kid’, and little sister ‘Britani Knight’. They are a dynamic dynasty from Norfolk claiming to be the biggest wrestling bloodline in the world. With a moral code of their own, this family pack a real punch, often at each other. They ‘live, eat and breathe wrestling’ while running the ‘World Association of Wrestling’ from their council house in the suburbs. With tough

personal histories fuelling their drive, wrestling has always kept them together, though this year it threatens to tear them apart. To realise their global ambition and become the world’s top fighting family, Mum and Dad must give everything they’ve got. As one of America’s biggest wrestling federations searches Britain for talent, their kids are selected for try-outs. This could make their careers in America, but take them away from home and their tight-knit family life for ever. The Knights might get what they always wanted, but will success make or break them?

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Tenerife Weekly - 13th July - 19th July 2012

18 6:00am ................................................Children´s TV 9:15am......................................... The Wright Stuff 11:10am ... Eddie Stobart: Trucks and Trailers 12:10pm....................................5 News Lunchtime 12:15pm ...................................................Big Brother 1:15pm ...........................................Home and Away 1:45pm .....................................................Neighbours 2:15pm ................................................The Mentalist 3:10pm .................................... A Trick of the Mind 5:00pm ....................................................5 News at 5 5:30pm .....................................................Neighbours 6:00pm ...............................Home and Away 6:30pm ............................................... 5 News 7:00pm ...........................Ice Road Truckers: Deadliest Roads 8:00pm ......................World’s Fastest Train 9:00pm .....................................................NCIS 10:00pm ..................................... Big Brother 11:00pm ...... Big Brother’s Bit on the Side 12:00am .......................................Pokerstars

6:00am ................................................ The Hot Desk 6:10am .....................................................Emmerdale 7:00am.......................The Jeremy Kyle Show US 7:50am...............................The Only Way is Essex 9:25am ................................ The Real Housewives of Orange County 10:30am.............................. The Real Housewives of New York City 11:30am ...................................................Judge Judy 12:00pm ..................................................Emmerdale 1:00pm ...................... Planet’s Funniest Animals 1:30pm .............................The Jeremy Kyle Show 3:40pm ................................ The Real Housewives of Orange County 4:40pm ................................ The Real Housewives of New York City 5:35pm .....................................................Judge Judy 6:00pm .............The Jeremy Kyle Show US 7:00pm ........................................... The Cube 8:00pm ......................America’s Got Talent 9:00pm ...............................2 Fast 2 Furious 11:10pm ..........................................Gladiator

Jake Humphrey hosts a live debate show from the East End of London, finding out what young people really think about the Olympics.

10:00am...............................................Four in a Bed 10:35am...............Relocation: Phil Down Under 11:40am ...................Sainsbury’s and Channel 4 Presents... London 2012: David Clarke 11:45am ..........................................The Gunfighter 1:25pm ..................................................... Time Team 2:30pm .....................................Time Team Special 3:35pm ................................The Restoration Man 4:40pm .....................................A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 5:45pm ......................................A Place in the Sun

9:00pm ................................. Cherry Healey: How to Get a Life 10:00pm .............................. Olympics’ Most Amazing Moments 12:00am ...................................... Family Guy 12:20am ...................................... Family Guy 12:40am ............................... Cherry Healey: How to Get a Life 1:40am...................Can Anyone Beat Bolt? 2:40am.......................................... Dead Boss

6:50pm ........................ Come Dine with Me 7:55pm ..................................Grand Designs 9:00pm ....................The Secret Millionaire 10:00pm ............... One Born Every Minute 11:05pm ................................Dear Mr Brady 11:35pm ................... Embarrassing Bodies 12:40am ...................... Come Dine with Me 1:50am.....................The Secret Millionaire 2:50am.................. One Born Every Minute

7:00pm ......................................Doctor Who All of time and space hangs in the balance, for this is the day the Doctor dies. 7:50pm ..............Doctor Who Confidential Confidential takes a front pew at the wedding of the year. Alex Kingston talks about the big day and there’s the lowdown from Matt Smith and Karen Gillan. 8:00pm ..................................... Free Speech

6:10am ............................Goodnight Sweetheart 6:40am .......................................................Heartbeat 7:40am..................................Upstairs, Downstairs 8:40am ...................................................Rising Damp 9:10am .................. Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman 10:10am ................................................................Monk 11:10am .................................. Murder, She Wrote 1:10pm .......................................................Heartbeat 2:10pm ........................The Darling Buds of May 3:15pm ..................................................................Monk 4:15pm ........................................................The Lakes 4:45pm ...............................................World Kitchen 5:15pm ............................Goodnight Sweetheart 5:50pm .......................................................Heartbeat 6:55pm ......................... Murder, She Wrote 8:00pm ................ Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9:00pm .................................................. Lewis 11:00pm ................................Single-Handed 1:00am................................................... Monk 1:45am........................... Carry on Laughing

6:00am .......................................The Professionals 6:50am ............................................................ Batman 7:20am............................................................. Batman 7:50am............................................................... Minder 8:55am ...................................................The Fall Guy 9:55am ............................................. Quantum Leap 11:00am ..........................................Tour De France 2012 Highlights 12:00pm ...................Tour De France 2012 Live 5:00pm .......................................The Professionals 6:00pm ................................. Quantum Leap 7:00pm ................................ Tour De France 2012 Highlights 8:00pm ................................Space Cowboys 10:30pm ..................................The Gauntlet 12:45am ........................ Real Prison Breaks 1:45am............................ The Professionals 2:45am.............................................. Film File 2:50am............................. ITV4 Nightscreen 3:00am.....................................Teleshopping

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6:00am .................................................................. NOEL 8:00am ......................................Man On The Moon Man on the Moon is a biographical movie on the late comedian Andy Kaufman. Kaufman, along with his role on “Taxi,” was famous for being the self-declared Intergender Wrestling Champion of the world. 10:00am.........................True Hollywood Stories: LL Cool J 11:00am ...............................................Mars Attacks! The Martians decide to attack our planet and devastate everything. Why? Because it’s fun!!! They enjoy killing people and destroy buildings; they even play bowling with the statues at Easter Isles and pose for photos in front of temples as they are blowing up. 1:00pm .........Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon The disappearance of a magical jade sword spurs a breathtaking quest for the missing treasure. Li is embittered by the loss of his jade sword, and his unrequited pursuit of Yu is further complicated by the mysterious intrusion of an assassin. 3:00pm ...........................True Hollywood Stories: Luke & Owen Wilson 4:00pm ..........................................Dumb & Dumber Harry and Lloyd are two brainless losers who try to return a suitcase full of money to its pretty owner. After a journey full of accidents they arrive in snowy Aspen, Colorado and try to find her. But will they succeed?

6:00pm ................. Speed 2: Cruise Control Annie Porter’s last boyfriend Jack--a daredevil cop--didn’t turn out to be too much of a romantic type and they have long since parted ways. She’s now dating a much quieter, relaxed guy. 8:00pm ........................................ Last Dance The relationship between an unproven lawyer and the female convict he attempts to save from execution is detailed in this death-row drama. 10:00pm ..... The X-Files: I Want To Believe Mulder and Scully are called back to duty by the FBI when a former priest claims to be receiving psychic visions pertaining to a kidnapped agent. The X-Files: I Want to Believe” takes the always-complicated relationship between Fox Mulder and Dana Scully in unexpected directions.

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T H U R S D AY 6:00am .........................................................Breakfast 9:15am................................................... Heir Hunters 10:00am..................Homes Under the Hammer 11:00am ............................................... Cowboy Trap 11:45am ...........................You’ve Been Scammed 12:15pm ................................................Bargain Hunt 1:00pm ........................................ BBC News at One 1:30pm .......................................BBC London News 1:45pm .............................................................Doctors 2:15pm ............................ Escape to the Country 3:00pm ........................................................ BBC News 3:05pm ........................................................ Deadly 60 3:35pm .......................Prank Patrol Down Under 4:00pm ..........................................................Copycats 4:30pm ......................................................................Roy 5:00pm ..................................................... Newsround 5:15pm ...........................................................Pointless 6:00pm ............................... BBC News at Six 6:30pm ............................BBC London News 7:00pm .................................. The One Show 7:30pm ........................................EastEnders Kat is incensed to discover her mystery man has left her a key to a flat for future assignations - but with Alfie preoccupied, will she be able to resist? A tragedy at the hospital leaves Janine fearing for Scarlett while Michael is livid to discover the code to the office safe has been changed. 8:00pm ............................. The Truth About Sports Products As many of us try to get fitter in this Olympic summer, Panorama investigates the sports products that promise to boost your performance. Are those pricey trainers worth the money? Can sports drinks really help you work out for longer? 9:00pm ...................................... Crimewatch 10:00pm ............................BBC News at Ten 10:25pm ..........................BBC London News 10:35pm ..................... Crimewatch Update 10:45pm .................................... Traffic Cops 11:45pm ........................................This Week 12:30am ................... Holiday Weatherview 12:35am ........................................Panorama 1:05am........................................ Countryfile 2:05am.........................Antiques Roadshow

6:00am ...........................................The Pingu Show 6:10am .................................................................. Zigby 6:25am ...................................................Timmy Time 6:35am ...................................................Dirtgirlworld 6:50am ................................................... Rastamouse 7:00am.....................................................................Roar 7:30am....................... Stuck on Sheep Mountain 7:55am........................ The League of Super Evil 8:10am ......................................Frankenstein’s Cat 8:20am ........................................................Pet Squad 8:30am ...............................Nina and the Neurons 8:45am ................................................. Big and Small 9:00am .....................................................................Golf The Open Championship. Hazel Irvine introduces live coverage of the first day of the 141st Open Championship from Royal Lytham and St Annes. Northern Ireland’s Darren Clarke begins his defence of the Claret Jug he won at Royal St George’s last year. 8:00pm ...................................Natural World The wild Hamadryas Baboons of Ethiopia have a friend in biologist Mat Pines, they even pick the nits from his hair. He’s been studying and living with them for five years in the remote and arid Awash National Park. 9:00pm .............................Pompeii: Life and Death in a Roman Town Pompeii: one of the most famous volcanic eruptions in history. We know how its victims died, but this film sets out to answer another question - how did they live? 10:00pm ............................ The Boss is Back Theo Paphitis. Years before Dragons’ Den, Theo Paphitis was chairman of Millwall Football Club, dragging them out of administration, into an FA Cup final, and on to television screens in the behind-thescenes documentary series Back the Floor. 10:30pm .......................................Newsnight 11:20pm ........................Engineering Giants Jumbo Jet Strip-Down. Revealing the inner workings of the world’s most enormous machines. Engineer turned comedian Tom Wrigglesworth and Rob Bell, rising star of mechanical engineering, climb on board Victor X-ray, a 200 ton, £200,000,000 Boeing 747. 12:20am ..........................The Culture Show

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6:00am ..........................................................Daybreak 8:30am ............................................................Lorraine 9:25am .............................The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30am................................................This Morning 11:25am ........................................................ITV News 11:30am ................................................This Morning 12:30pm ........................................Let’s Do Lunch... With Gino and Mel 1:30pm .............................ITV News and Weather 2:00pm ...................................................Drive to Buy 3:00pm .............................................. Secret Dealers 4:00pm .........................................A Touch of Frost Mullett is apprehensive when Frost meets a country squire for tea while investigating a death in a hunting field. 5:00pm .................................................Tipping Point 6:00pm ............................... London Tonight 6:30pm .................. ITV News and Weather 7:00pm ....................................... Emmerdale Lovesick Laurel cannot fight her feelings for Marlon any longer. Amy is in turmoil after discovering her mum came to the village looking for her. Chas squirms when a suspicious Debbie turns to her for advice about Cameron. 7:30pm .............Britain’s Secret Treasures 8:00pm ....................................... Emmerdale Marlon is torn by Laurel’s declaration of love. Cameron insists Debbie can trust him, but he is clearly up to something. Victoria gets sick of Alex being a waster and dumps him. 8:30pm ...........................Coronation Street Ryan takes advantage when Michelle gives him a job. Leanne reveals plans for a fresh start. Eva pushes Sunita into a decision. 9:00pm .......................................... Superstar Tensions are high and the competition is fierce as the remaining contestants return to sing live, each hoping to win viewer votes. 10:30pm ................ ITV News and Weather 11:10pm ......... Piers Morgan’s Life Stories Piers Morgan talks to Sharon Osbourne about her eventful life, including her relationship with her violent father, the moment Ozzy tried to kill her, and the reasons she left The X Factor. 12:05am ..................................... Jackpot247 3:00am........................................Golden Balls

6:15am....................................................... The Hoobs 6:40am ...................................................... The Hoobs 7:05am........................................ Freshly Squeezed 7:35am..........................................According to Jim 8:00am ...................Everybody Loves Raymond 8:30am ...............................................................Frasier 9:00am ...............................Secret Millionaire USA 10:00am................................................. Four Rooms 11:00am ....................... You Deserve This House 12:00pm ........................................ Channel 4 News 12:05pm ......................Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 12:35pm ..................................Gok Cooks Chinese 1:05pm ....................................River Cottage Bites 1:15pm .................................The Anderson Tapes 3:10pm .................................................... Countdown 4:00pm ............................................ Deal or No Deal 5:00pm .................................................Four in a Bed 5:30pm ................................... Come Dine with Me 6:00pm ...................................The Simpsons Grandpa falls for a woman named Zelda and he tries to get his drivers licence again in order to impress her. But this just leads to Grandpa going up against some old street punks in a race, and when he totals Homer’s car he loses his driving privileges, as well as Zelda. 6:30pm ........................................... Hollyoaks The village is horrified to learn about Silas. George admits to Sinead he’s terrified of getting intimate with Ryan. Esther overhears screaming and races to rescue Maddie from an over-familiar Jamie, but is she too late? 7:00pm ............................... Channel 4 News 7:55pm ......................................4thought.tv 8:00pm .................. Country House Rescue Craufurdland, a castle dating back over eight centuries, is hidden away in 600 acres of land in Ayrshire, Scotland. 9:00pm ....................................Bank of Dave 10:00pm ...................... 24 Hours in A and E 11:05pm .........................Meeting Ian Brady 12:05am ..................................Random Acts 12:10am.......................Gordon Behind Bars 1:10am .............................. Undercover Boss 2:10am ......................................... Dispatches 2:40am......................................... Time Team

Golf: The Open BBC 2 - 9:00 am - 8:00 pm Hazel Irvine introduces live coverage of the first day of the 141st Open Championship from Royal Lytham & St Annes. Northern Ireland’s Darren Clarke begins his defence of the Claret Jug he won at Royal St George’s last year - his first victory at a major. England’s Luke Donald and Lee Westwood will be hoping for better fortunes than a year ago when they both failed to make the cut. While they search for their first major win, Tiger Woods will be looking to recapture the form which won him three Open titles, the most recent in 2006.

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19 6:00am ................................................Children´s TV 9:15am......................................... The Wright Stuff 11:10am .............................................Eddie Stobart: Trucks and Trailers 12:10pm....................................5 News Lunchtime 12:15pm ...................................................Big Brother 1:15pm ...........................................Home and Away 1:45pm .....................................................Neighbours 2:15pm ................................................The Mentalist 3:10pm ................................ Children of My Heart 5:00pm ....................................................5 News at 5 5:30pm .....................................................Neighbours 6:00pm ...............................Home and Away 6:30pm ............................................... 5 News 7:00pm ...................................... Cricket on 5 8:00pm ...................... Marco Pierre White’s Kitchen Wars 9:00pm ........................The Hotel Inspector 10:00pm ..................................... Big Brother 11:00pm ...... Big Brother’s Bit on the Side 12:00am ...................................Super Casino

7:00am.......................The Jeremy Kyle Show US 7:50am...............................The Only Way is Essex 9:25am ................................ The Real Housewives of Orange County 10:30am.............................. The Real Housewives of New York City 11:30am ...................................................Judge Judy 12:00pm ..................................................Emmerdale 12:30pm ...................................Coronation Street 1:00pm ...................... Planet’s Funniest Animals 1:30pm .............................The Jeremy Kyle Show 3:40pm ................................ The Real Housewives of Orange County 4:40pm ................................ The Real Housewives of New York City 5:35pm .....................................................Judge Judy 6:00pm .............The Jeremy Kyle Show US 7:00pm ........................................... The Cube 8:00pm ................................Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 8:30pm ..................... You’ve Been Framed! 9:00pm ......... American Pie: The Wedding 11:00pm ............................... Celebrity Juice

7:00pm ......................................... Basketball Great Britain v Usa. Rishi Persad presents live coverage from Manchester Arena as Great Britain’s men’s basketball team gears up for the Olympics by facing the world’s best side, 2008 gold medallists, the United States. 9:30pm ......................... Live at the Electric Award-winning stand-up comic Russell Kane hosts the last episode of the series, serving up a comedy cocktail of stand-up and sketches from the hottest emerging talent on the comedy scene. 10:00pm ..................................... EastEnders 10:30pm .........................Is Football Racist? Following a season in which football has been rocked by allegations of racism, former Premier league defender Clarke Carlisle explores how far his profession has really progressed since the dark days of banana throwing on the terraces in this documentary. 11:30pm ...................................... Family Guy 12:15am ........................ Live at the Electric 12:45am ............................... American Dad! 1:30am...................Can Anyone Beat Bolt?

10:00am...............................................Four in a Bed 10:35am....................................A Place in the Sun 11:10am ............ Quick Bakes with Eric Lanlard 11:25am ...................Sainsbury’s and Channel 4 Presents... London 2012: Mandip Sehmi 11:30am ...................Sainsbury’s and Channel 4 Presents... London 2012: Danielle Brown 11:35am ............................The Cross of Lorraine 1:25pm ..................................................... Time Team 2:30pm .....................................Time Team Special 3:35pm ................................The Restoration Man 4:40pm ....A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 5:45pm ......................................A Place in the Sun 6:50pm ........................ Come Dine with Me 7:55pm ..................................Grand Designs 9:00pm ................Big Fat Gypsy Weddings 10:00pm .......................................The Closer 11:00pm ...................................... Father Ted 12:10am.................... Embarrassing Bodies 1:10am ..........................................The Closer

6:00am ............................Goodnight Sweetheart 6:30am .......................................................Heartbeat 7:30am..................................Upstairs, Downstairs 8:35am ...................................................Rising Damp 9:05am .................. Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman 10:05am................................................................Monk 11:00am .................................. Murder, She Wrote 1:05pm .......................................................Heartbeat 2:05pm ........................The Darling Buds of May 3:10pm ..................................................................Monk 4:05pm ........................................................The Lakes 4:40pm ...............................................World Kitchen 5:10pm ............................Goodnight Sweetheart 5:50pm .......................................................Heartbeat

6:00am ........................................Greatest England World Cup Matches 6:10am .......................................The Professionals 7:00am............................................................... Minder 7:55am..........................................................The Saint 8:55am ............................Police, Camera, Action! 9:55am ............................................. Quantum Leap 11:00am .......Tour De France 2012 Highlights 12:00pm ...................Tour De France 2012 Live 4:30pm ............................Police, Camera, Action! 5:00pm .......................................The Professionals

6:50pm ......................... Murder, She Wrote 8:00pm ..The Return of Sherlock Holmes 9:00pm .................................................. Lewis 11:00pm .................................... Eternal Law 12:05am ....................... Murder, She Wrote 1:00am................................. Terry and June

6:00pm ................................. Quantum Leap 7:00pm ................................ Tour De France 2012 Highlights 8:00pm ..............................Bradley Wiggins: A Very British Champion 9:00pm ...............Billy Connolly’s Route 66 10:00pm ................................... Training Day 12:25am ........................ Real Prison Breaks 1:25am................................................ Minder 2:25am...................Police, Camera, Action!

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6:00am ......................................................Crossroads Three childhood best friends, and a guy they just met, take a trip across the country, finding themselves and their friendship in the process. 8:00am ........................................In Good Company A middle-aged ad exec is faced with a new boss who’s nearly half his age... and who also happens to be sleeping with his daughter. 10:00am.........................True Hollywood Stories: Luke & Owen Wilson 11:00am .........................Speed 2: Cruise Control Annie Porter’s last boyfriend Jack--a daredevil cop--didn’t turn out to be too much of a romantic type and they have long since parted ways. She’s now dating a much quieter, relaxed guy. 1:00pm ......................................................Last Dance The relationship between an unproven lawyer and the female convict he attempts to save from execution is detailed in this death-row drama. Sharon Stone plays against type as Cindy Liggett, convicted of murder at the age of 19, who has spent over a decade in prison awaiting execution. 3:00pm ....True Hollywood Stories: Meg Ryan 4:00pm ...............The X-Files: I Want To Believe Mulder and Scully are called back to duty by the FBI when a former priest claims to be receiving psychic visions pertaining to a kidnapped agent. The X-Files: I Want to Believe” takes the always-complicated relationship between Fox Mulder and Dana Scully in unexpected directions. 6:00pm .....................The Wedding Planner Workaholic wedding planner is so devoted to her career that she doesn’t have time to find a man. Things change, however, when Mary takes on a lucrative new client -- the ultra-rich Donnollys, to whom money is no object in regards to the upcoming marriage of their daughter, Fran. 8:00pm ...........................Small Time Crooks Ray Winkler is a meek, addle-brained exconvict who decides to rob a bank to support the spending habits of his ex-stripper, New Jersey wife, Frenchy. 10:00pm ............................. Mystery, Alaska The officers of the Reno police department visit a national police convention in Miami Beach. When the convention center is bioattacked, it’s up to Reno’s “finest” to save the day.

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Tenerife Weekly - 13th July - 19th July 2012 CALDERS CONFESSIONS

‘Alcohol is haunting me’ “Interfering mum…..”

Calders Confessions

Calder spent twelve years working as PA and Co-presenter with Jeremy Kyle on various radio stations, he is now a Freelance Radio Presenter where he answers listeners´dilemmas each Sunday night on the airwaves. We are also very grateful to have him here, answering your questions and queries as part of the Tenerife Weekly team. If you have an issue you can`t overcome or just need general help and confidential advice, why not email Calder: calder@ tenerife-weekly.com

I recently recovered from 20 years of alcoholism. My parents disowned me and during this time my mum passed away so I didn’t get the chance to say goodbye. I’ve been sober for four months now and it’s going well. I can’t get over the fact that my mum will never know that I recovered and am feeling happy and positive. She died being ashamed of her daughter and that breaks my heart. Alison

I know it’s difficult, but you have to focus on the positives in your life rather than getting bogged down with the past. You can’t go back and change anything, but what you can do is live life to the full from this point on. You lost years of your life through alcoholism but look how you’ve turned yourself around now. Four months is an eternity to somebody in your situation and I think you’re missing the point here, because ultimately, you’ve triumphed! Now the mist has cleared, it’s only natural for you to start thinking about what you’ve lived through and those that you’ve affected. Your parents watched you throw years of your life down the drain and I know from others that trying to help an alcoholic is next to impossible, especially when they’re not ready for that help. You should build some bridges with your dad and start to consider the fact that your mum would probably be immensely proud of what you’ve managed to achieve.

My mother has recently sold the family home and moved in with me and my husband. She is a lovely mother, but a nightmare to live with and I’m reaching the end of my tether. She is critical of my husband and tells my kids to behave in a different way to how I taught them giving them confusing signals. How do I politely tell her that she needs to arrange somewhere else to live? Gaynor

If this woman thinks its acceptable to invade your home and pick holes in your life, why do you feel the need to be polite at all? Just tell her point blank that she needs to respect you more! Sit down and talk things through with your mum, tell her you’re not happy with her comments and that you’d rather she found somewhere else to live. There really

“I want to save my brother…..”

My brother has always been a rough lad and was known about town for fighting. He’s grown up now and has two children but he still hasn’t changed his ways. He drinks with the roughest crowd and is often coming home with a black eye. His girlfriend is close to leaving him because of

isn’t any other way to say it is there? Personally, I think you’re quite right to be annoyed. The longer you put off this discussion, the harder its going be. Think about your husband and your kids as well as your own sanity! If you’re still in this situation six months from months from now and you’ve not had the courage to speak out, you’ll only have yourself to blame.

his behaviour which I know would send him even further over the edge. How can I save him from this life he’s living? Janice

It sounds to me like your brother isn’t really ready to be saved at all. All you can do is try to make him see how his actions are affecting his family and hope that he’ll see sense. At the end of the day, no matter how desperate the situation is, there’s virtually nothing you can do unless your brother wants to make a change himself. Explain to him that he’s on the verge of losing his girlfriend because of his own stupidity. Please try remember though sweetheart that this is your brothers life, not yours. Your concern is admirable but don’t make the mistake of blaming yourself for this idiots mess. Sure, do your best to help him see the error of his ways but as I said before, your brother is the only one who can sort his life out. Good luck.

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Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19 You could be in an aggressive mood on Monday. Watch your temper, especially in stressful situations. Financial matters will need your attention on Wednesday. Think about restructuring the household budget. You’ll dance to a slower tempo when Uranus turns retrograde in Aries on Friday. Rest and relaxation should be your top priority. Taurus Apr 20 - May 20 Listen to your intuition regarding a certain situation on Monday. Your sixth sense will be extremely accurate. You’ll be eager to shrug off life’s little annoyances when the Moon enters Taurus on Wednesday. “Serenity” will be your middle name. An associate will try to win your sympathy on Thursday. Maintain your skepticism regarding this person’s sob story. Gemini May 21 - June 20 A friend may hesitate to tell you the truth on Monday. This person doesn’t want to hurt your feelings! Admirers will flock to your side when the Moon sextiles Venus in Gemini on Tuesday. It’s a great time to join a new club. Demonstrate your leadership skills on Saturday. Consider taking charge in a particular situation. Cancer June 21 - July 22 A career issue could take an unexpected turn on Tuesday. Get ready to go with the flow on the job. A lover will be in an amorous mood on Thursday. This person will be eager for a romantic interlude! The urge to overeat will be strong when the Moon sextiles the Sun in Cancer on Friday. Consider satisfying your sweet tooth with low-calorie desserts.

Leo July 23 - Aug 22 Keep your ears open at a social event on Tuesday. You could overhear a surprising nugget of news. Travel plans may go awry on Wednesday. Have a map and compass handy. You’ll be offered a position of authority at work on Thursday. Once the job is yours, don’t act haughtily with colleagues. You’ll be out of sync with a loved one when Mercury turns retrograde in Leo on Saturday. Virgo Aug 23 - Sept 22 A lover may become jealous on Monday. Think about having an in-depth talk regarding the relationship. Put your priorities in order on Tuesday. Spend time on activities that you find interesting. A friend may ask you for advice on Friday. This person wants to benefit from your experience! You’ll make an important life decision when your ruler Mercury sextiles Venus. Libra Sept 23 - Oct 22 Look at things realistically on Monday. Face the facts regarding a certain situation. Lying to yourself isn’t an option. A friend will repay a favor on Tuesday. This person wants to thank you in a big way. A financial disagreement may cause trouble in a relationship on Friday. Avoid harsh words when discussing money matters with your loved one. Scorpio Oct 23 - Nov 21 Tension could be part of your work life on Monday. Strive to get along with others while you’re on the job. Your sense of personal power will be strong on Thursday. Get ready to overcome a challenge. A medical issue could flare up when Uranus turns retrograde in your health zone on Friday. It might be time to schedule a checkup with your doctor.

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Romance will be complicated when the Moon in your love zone opposes Mars on Monday. You could be torn between two admirers. Use extra care when playing sports on Tuesday. Keep your eye on the ball at all times. You may experience a blast from the past on Saturday. A former associate might suddenly contact you.

Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19 Family issues could take center stage on Tuesday. A relative may become somewhat demanding. Try to be patient with this person. You could feel down in the dumps when the Moon opposes your ruler Saturn on Wednesday. Do something special for yourself. Determination will help you achieve a goal on Friday. Don’t quit until you reach the finish line. Aquarius Jan 19 - Feb 18 Your brain will be working overtime on Tuesday. You’ll be able to solve a perplexing problem. Take it easy on Wednesday. Feel free to swing in a hammock and gaze at the clouds. Your creative juices will start to flow on Saturday. You might discover that you have a hidden talent. If you’re single, you could meet someone special. Pisces Feb 19 - Mar 20 You could have the Midas touch when the Moon enters your financial zone on Monday. Look for new ways to invest your income. You may undergo a lifealtering experience on Wednesday. This event will set your feet on a new path. Keep your thoughts to yourself on Thursday. A colleague may try to steal your ideas.

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Welcome to Tenerife Weekly’s Pets’ Page

Pets’ Corner

My name is Steph and some of you may have heard me on the radio each Thursday when I try to find good homes for fantastic pets. Each week this page will be filled with both useful and entertaining information to keep you up to date with the world of pets here in the Canaries.

Keep an eye out for our prickly friends

On Sunday night at about 10.50 pm we had a knock at the door - it was our neighbours telling us that they had found a baby hedgehog in the road. Of course, me being me, I went down and retrieved the little chap and took away any risk of him being flattened, as is so often the outcome for these spiky little critters. Being heavily pregnant it seemed un-realistic for us to take on the role of foster mum and dad to him and so, for the first time, sourced someone else who might be able to help. Thankfully we were put in touch with a small foster home called “Tiny Feet” who deal predominantly with small animals. They are a fairly new organisation and dedicate their time to taking in abandoned or injured animals with a view to rehoming or releasing them when the time is right. It can be a thankless task that I am only too familiar with, so I must extend my personal thanks to them for the hard work they put in. It must be said that hedgehogs, although perhaps not immediately thought of as an island resident,

are about and it is such a shame that so often they are found flattened on the road – well, that’s how I have always witnessed them. Please take care when driving, especially when it is dark, as they do wander onto the road and put themselves in danger. If you happen to find an orphaned baby, or adult for that matter, please DO NOT give it milk or bread. Just plain water and some dog or cat food is ideal for them. They are incredibly cute little things and I have always had a bit of a soft spot for them! If you find a small animal in need of help then you can find Tiny Feet online on: www. tinyfeetanimalfostercare.com

Acción del Sol’s weekly news By Karen Clack

Over the last few years there have been many dedicated volunteers that have worked tirelessly in many different ways to help the dogs at Acción Del Sol, which is part of the charity based in Germany, Aktion Tier. Lots of young people from the Atlantic Whale Foundation, based in Arona, have achieved great results; ranging from making videos of the dogs in the refuge, building a fun dog agility course to use on Acción Del Sol fund raising days as well as bathing and walking the dogs, painting, gardening, to name but a few of their activities. This is an on-going project with the AWF and their support is greatly appreciated. Maria Teresa García Rodríguez has helped immensely with dogs with special needs and helping to introduce them to family life, as well as bringing her German classmates to the refuge to learn more about animal welfare here in Tenerife. Andrea Scheithe has brought many children involved with sports to the refuge and which has involved lots of very happy dogs enjoying

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long walks along with helping to organise the very successful fun races held at the refuge. Nikki Attree has been extremely helpful and very much involved in the making of the educational programme about “Gizmo “ the dog Nikki actually adopted from Acción Del Sol. Many, many children have benefited from this programme, and hopefully many more in the future will learn more about animal welfare with the help of this training aid. Marion González, the director of Acción Del Sol, would like to express her sincere thanks to all the above mentioned, as well as the many other volunteers that make such a difference to the dogs at Acción Del Sol. In her words “There are so many lovely people who really help to insure the success of the refuge. We can’t thank them enough and God bless them all.” The last week has been an exceptional week for adoptions, 10 lucky dogs have all found new homes, either here in Tenerife or in Germany, which is very good news; especially at this time of the year with the summer holidays approaching. Please call 922 778 630 for more information or if you would like to help out in anyway. Towels and blankets are always needed for the dogs, if you have any to spare. They would be very much appreciated by our four legged friends. The refuge is situated at Polígono De Industrial Estate, Granadilla, Exit 51 on the TF1, directly next to ITER the Parque Eolica, where the windmills are, and it is open to the public Monday - Friday 3-6pm, if you are interested in adopting a dog, or maybe just taking a dog or two for a leisurely walk.

Essy the Duck is a star once again! It may not be any secret that our duck, Essy, has spent rather a famous life which began at 8 weeks of age when we first got her back in the UK. She hit the press for being best friends with our dogs and it went national, international and then, frankly, stupid with CBS wanting her, not to mention numerous TV shows and magazines! But, it has happened again, she is now to feature in a book! We were contacted by the author of a book called “Unlikely Friends” who is writing a second volume, and Essy and Raksha, our very own unlikely friends, are to have a chapter written about them! It is very exciting indeed. This duck will be more famous than Angelina Jolie soon!

The Little Dogs’ Home The Little Dogs’ Home continues to work hard and this week they welcome a new arrival, a little male Caniche. If you can help or wish to adopt a dog please call 672 917 193

Paws for Thought

A beautiful white cat is in desperate need of a home after its owner passed away suddenly. Kind neighbours are seeing to it that it is fed and watered but this can’t go on forever as the place is up for sale. Can you give this cat a new home? Drop me a line at vetpetcare@-hotmail.com or call 922 738 885.

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TIME OUT

Take a little Crossword

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DOWN 1. Feel pain (6)

ACROSS

1. Sustain (7) 5. Bill (4) 8. Somewhat white (7) 9. Conclusively (7) 10. Give an account (7) 12. Condiment (6) 15. Theme (5) 18. Gadget (6) 20. Of the Dark Continent (7) 23. Make clear (7) 25. Incident (7) 26. Castrate (4) 27. Spire (7)

Solutions to our puzzles can be found on page 48

2. Unskilled labourer (4) 3. Outlive (7) 4. North Wales coastal village (5) 5. Wild rose (5) 6. Excited (8) 7. Lustre (5) 11. Among (4) 13. Gambling game (4,4) 14. Spanish hello (4) 16. Liken (7) 17. More wan (5) 19. River in Europe (6) 21. Visible vapour (5) 22. Of necessity (5) 24. On the top (4

This week’s clever quote Bessie Braddock (to Winston Churchill): “Winston, you’re drunk.” Churchill: “Bessie, you’re ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober.”

The brain train

MATHS CHALLENGE

Try to fill in the missing numbers. Use the numbers 1 through 9 to complete the equations.

Sudoku

Fill in the black squares so that each row, each column and each 3-by-3 block contain all of the digits 1 through 9.

Each number is only used once. Each row is a math equation. Work from left to right. Each column is a math equation. Work from top to bottom

An easy one

7 5

Question One: Which group govern in a plutocracy? Question Two: Who played the doctor in the rock opera Tommy? Question Three: Maleficent is the main antagonist in which Walt Disney classic? Question Four: One of the largest machines in the world is the LHC. LHC is an acronym for what? Question Five: What was the name of the Beatles debut album in 1963? Question Six: Which famous crime fighter shares his name with a city in Turkey?

Spot the 5 differences

Word search

The dotted lines indicate areas which also contain a nonrepeating set of digits. These squares can be added together to produce the sums shown in the clues. A little tougher

Find and circle all of the Pies words that are hidden in the grid. The words may be hidden in any direction.

Apple Banana Cream Blueberry Boston Cream Coconut Cream Grasshopper Green Tomato Key Lime Lemon Meringue Peach Peanut Butter Pecan Pumpkin Raspberry Rhubarb Shepherd’s Strawberry Sweet Potato

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Sharples in Session By John Sharples

Flying The Flag Last week, the UK went wild! I’m not talking about the weather; I’m talking about the Wimbledon Men’s Singles Final. The Scottish flag (The Saltire) was flown at 10 Downing Street, replacing one of the two Union Flags that fly there. It was done as a show of support for Andy Murray in the tennis final. This is the man who famously said “Anyone but England” for the world cup. I wonder if they would have put an English flag up if there had been an English player playing in the Wimbledon final. On second thoughts, I don’t wonder at all ..... they wouldn’t!

Feeling Floppy The other day, I found an unopened box of floppy discs. It was a reminder of how quickly things change these days. They are useless now. Nobody uses a floppy anymore. In fact there are very few people use CD ROMS anymore. It is almost impossible to buy a cassette tape, and who on Earth needs a typewriter?

It makes you wonder what things will be like in a few years’ time. Only recently, the UK was deciding whether to dispense with exercise books in schools and adopt computers full time. You have to ask yourself amidst all this change ..... are we any better off? As my friend, Loretta said, “Now we have 24 different channels on TV and there is still nothing worth watching.”

Flab Jab

Scientists have announced that they have developed an obesity vaccine that uses the body’s immune system to keep you slimmer.

It has been trialled this week on mice and it has been very effective in its first studies. If it passes all its safety trials, the “Flab Jab” could revolutionise the diet industry. No more cardboard crisp breads and yucky milkshakes! The injection stimulates the immune system to attack a hormone that promotes slow metabolism and weight gain. In the tests, obese mice that were fed a

Anyway, my real point is this. Once again, politicians have got involved with sport. They shouldn’t, they should stay completely out of it. If the Scot (Brit) had won, it would no doubt have been mentioned in despatches in the House of Commons too. The people at the top should stay focussed on getting the country out of the terrible mess that it is in and stop playing silly games. PS: It also struck me as quite funny that it took two full-grown men to change the flag. Seems cutbacks don’t quite apply to everybody!

Party In The House Hoorah! I will climbing out from behind the sofa when Noel Edmonds makes a welcome return to prime time television on BBC 1.

He has developed a new show called “The bodyguard” in which celebrities team up with members of the public. The pilot show will be filmed at the end of this month. Noel Edmonds was a national institution with “Noel’s House Party” and “Telly Addicts”. Whilst “Deal or no Deal” is a hit, it isn’t on one of the two main channels. I used to love the surprises in “Noel’s House Party”, it was great fun Saturday night viewing and I was sad to see it go from the schedules. I hope he’s got lots of new pullovers for his return to BBC1. high calorie diet showed a 10% drop in body weight within days of being given the jab. For people like me, who only have to look at a pizza to pile on the pounds, it will be a godsend! Imagine, being able to eat what you want! Wow. I will be at the front of the cue!

Tenerife Weekly - 13th July - 19th July 2012 SHARPLES IN SESSION

Welcome to Karoline’s Kitchen

I am going for a slightly healthier option this week, focusing on salads. My grandmother used to live on salads alone, which consisted of lettuce, tomato and cucumber slapped on a plate and served with salad cream. We have evolved so much when it comes to serving the humble salad, and I hope I can introduce you to some slightly different salad

Place eggs into a bowl and add the rest of the ingredients except tuna, and mix well. Add tuna. If the mixture is dry, add some more mayonnaise. Place in fridge to chill.

3 eggs, hard-boiled and chopped 2 Tbsp mayonnaise 1 tspn hot sauce, such as jalapeño 2 tspn Dijon mustard 1 large can tuna, drained

Carrot and Raisin Salad

2lb carrots, peeled and grated 1 small tin drained pineapple chunks 2/3 large tablespoons mayonnaise 1 cup raisins, plumped in water and drained Combine all ingredients, mix and chill for at least an hour.

Solutions to this week’s puzzles

Brain Train An easy one

1. The most wealthy 2. Jack Nicholson 3. Sleeping Beauty 4. Large Hadron Collider 5. Please Please Me 6. Batman

9 2 3 6 5 4 1

2 4 8 6 1 5 3 9 7

7 1 5 3 9 4 2 6 8

3 9 6 8 2 7 4 1 5

6 2 4 1 5 8 9 7 3

1 5 7 9 4 3 6 8 2

8 3 7 6 2 1 5 4

A little tougher

5 9 1 8 3 6 2

1 6 8 3 4 2 7 5 9

2 3 9 7 6 5 1 4 8

8 4 7 6 9 1 2 3 5

9 1 6 2 5 3 8 7 4

5 2 3 4 8 7 9 1 6

7 5 4 8 3 9 6 2 1

3 9 1 5 2 6 4 8 7

6 8 2 1 7 4 5 9 3

Combine the olive oil, lemon juice, garlic, salt, pepper and oregano in a small bowl. Put all the salad ingredients into a large bowl. Pour the olive oil dressing over and gently combine just before serving.

Tuna Salad

6 Tablespoons extra virgin olive oil 3 Tablespoons lemon juice 1 clove garlic, minced ½ teaspoon sea salt ½ teaspoon freshly ground black pepper 1 teaspoon dried oregano 6 tomatoes, cut into wedges ½ red onion, sliced into rings 1 cucumber, halved lengthwise and sliced 1 green pepper, sliced thin 8oz feta cheese, crumbled 32 black/green olives

Greek Salad

recipes so you can prepare something unique for your next barbecue or picnic lunch. I would like to think that if my granny was still with us she would have also tried and tested them out too. I am starting with a classic Greek salad, next Tuna salad and then a Carrot and Raisin salad, which is a different side dish, and then completing my selection with a fabulous tuna salad; great to top a jacket potato or to just eat on its own.

Have a great week cooking and if you have any recipes that you wish to share or any tips or family cheats then get in touch by email on; karoline@tenerifeweekly.com Until next time, Karoline

FOOD

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Tenerife Weekly - 13th July - 19th July 2012 TECHNOPHILE

Roku Streaming Stick Nokia Lumia 910

May Be A Reality

Using the new HDMI MHL standard, the Roku Streaming Stick plugs into a port on newer TVs. It instantly gives any compatible set access to all of Roku’s online content from providers such as Netflix, MLB, Pandora and Rdio. The stick requires no dedicated power, has WiFi built in, and should launch later this year for under 100 Euros.

Nokia may soon up the stakes on the Lumia 900 – the highest selling phone on Amazon last April – by revealing a new flagship in the form of the Lumia 910. When rumours of the Lumia 910 kept cropping up we were excited, but after nothing appeared we’d all but given up, until now. A NokiaPowerUser reader has found the Lumia 910 as an option in a Remote Developer Access tool. Since that

Retro Corner:

‘Ecco the Dolphin’

First Released: Mega Drive/Genesis (1992) Now Available On: Virtual Console, Xbox Live Arcade, Steam, iOS. You can imagine the pitch meeting when Novotrade International rocked up at SEGA HQ in the early 1990s. “Right, we’ve got this new game; you play a dolphin who has to fight evil aliens under the sea in a timetravelling, mystical adventure.” Cue silence, and then SEGA’s response: “Get out.” Miraculously, though, the studio’s Ecco the Dolphin not only convinced the moneymen at SEGA, but also proved a surprise hit on the Mega Drive and Genesis consoles after its release in 1992, spawning an entire franchise. Score one for marine mammals! Released when SEGA was still a console powerhouse and PlayStation just a twinkle in Sony’s eye, Ecco the Dolphin put you in the flippers of the titular bottlenose dolphin. This loveable character has an idyllic life with his pod under the sea until a mysterious event conspires to suck all marine life out of the bay. Ecco then finds that the whole sea is in turmoil, because an alien race called the Vortex is harvesting the Earth’s ocean to find food. So, the intrepid porpoise sets off on an epic adventure to beat the Vortex and save his family. In this, he travels to the Arctic, the lost city of Atlantis, and 55 million years back into Earth’s past; culminating in an epic battle against the evil Vortex Queen with everything at stake. Beats balancing a ball on your nose, I guess... There have been many odd games released over the years, but Ecco the Dolphin certainly ranks among the more unusual. Playing it all those years ago on consoles, you got the feeling that this was something really different. After all, not many games have levels set to songs by Pink Floyd (Penultimate stage, Welcome to the Machine). There was also a really strong environmental message to the title amidst all the colourful weirdness. Ecco the Dolphin quickly got a reputation as one of the toughest games to play of the 16-bit console era. Despite giving you unlimited lives, the game created a perfect storm for frustration with endless, niggling enemies, tricky side scrolling controls and a truly woeful checkpoint system. Chief among the culprits was the game’s crescendo, the aforementioned Welcome

doesn’t reveal any new specs we can stick with previous rumours of wireless charging on a 4G powered Lumia 910. But with the 808 PureView falling on unimpressed reviews it looks like Nokia won’t be using the rumoured 12MP camera in the Lumia 910 but instead will put that 41MP PureView snapper into the Lumia 910 instead. That camera on a Windows Phone OS device could make it a winner.

Rovio Set To Launch Angry Pigs

to the Machine stage. After getting through this immensely frustrating, labyrinthine sequence, you had to take on an incredibly tough final boss. Die at this stage and you were thrown back to the start of the machine. And the controller, no doubt, thrown at the wall. But alongside the frustrations, there were some real moments of magic in Ecco the Dolphin. In an age of jumping Italian plumbers and dashing hedgehogs, the different pace of the game really shone. You zoomed around the water as Ecco, speeding up for ram attacks against enemies ranging from seahorses to sharks. As Ecco is a sea mammal, you had to periodically breathe air, either by leaping out of the water or finding an air vent. But there were advantages to being a dolphin, such as echolocation for scoping maps of an area, as well as singing to speak with other dolphins and sea creatures, offering vital tips in cutesy floating text. Originally released in 1992 for the SEGA MegaDrive/Genesis, Ecco the Dolphin was later made available on Windows, Game Gear and Master System, including additional levels. The game spawned various sequels, including 1994’s Ecco: The Tides of Time, Ecco Jr in 1995 and Ecco the Dolphin: Defender of the Future, released on 2000 on the SEGA Dreamcast. Despite its frustrations, Ecco the Dolphin’s tripped out ambient music, happy presentation and rich undersea world made it a hugely enjoyable place to be. It would be nice to believe that the game in some way got people thinking about marine conservation, but at the very least it offered an unusual gaming experience that still lingers in the memory.

If the appeal of flinging fowl is starting to wane, maybe it’s time to try Angry Birds from a new perspective – saving the Pigs’ bacon. Those roving tech reporters at Pocketlint have seen an upcoming Angry Birds spin-off from Rovio and say that we’ll be playing as Pigs before we know it – probably catapulting oinkers at the Birds to make sure none get through your line of wood and stone defences. The Pig characters will have different skills and strengths too, to keep things interesting and no doubt provide the app creators with endless merchandising opportunities. Same addictive gameplay, different

cartoon animals to fling about: sounds like a winning formula to us. And we rather like this trend towards gaming villainy – soon we’ll be sending robot minions to fight Mega Man and squirrelling away princesses from Mario.

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Bambi Dhami has choreographed, directed and produced shows all over the world. She has worked in all genres of show business; from television, cruising, cabaret and theatre. She loves choreographing The Decades Show and being part of “The Vivo Family”. WHERE ARE YOU FROM? I was born in Wolverhampton- My Mom is English and Dad was Indian, from The Punjab.

WHEN AND WHY DID YOU MOVE TO TENERIFE? I moved in November 2010- I wanted a more laid back life-That didn’t happen! WHEN’S YOUR BIRTHDAY? 23rd May (Same as Joan Collins apparently) Not the same year though! DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF TO BE FAMOUS? Ha Ha Ha, I’m famous amongst my family and friends. ALTHOUGH YOU ARE IN THE LIMELIGHT, DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF TO BE SHY? I’m horribly shy at first……..But once you know me, I’m definitely not! WHAT IS THE BIGGEST DISASTER YOU HAVE EVER HAD ON STAGE? I was performing in Christchurch. And unbeknownst to me, the cleaner had polished the floor. So I strut on, and fall straight over (shame) then I get up and fall over again! (Double shame)!! I get to my feet and it’s like a comedy fall show!! I fell 5 times in a minute! In the end, I sat on the floor and took my shoes off. The audience applauded. But the shame never went away!!! WHAT IS YOUR TIPPLE? Only one? Ok. A good Spanish Cava. HOW MANY LANGUAGES DO YOU SPEAK? I’m a bit of a Jack Of All Trades on this one. I speak English, Spanish (ok) Punjabi, Hindi and Latvian (some phrases)!!! WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST JOB? I was a waitress in The Wimpy. We had a female boss, who was called Franka. She used to swear and curse at you in front of The Customers! I lied to get it. I told them I

Bambi

was 16, when, I was in fact 15. WHY DID YOU BECOME AN ENTERTAINER? I started dancing when I was 5. When my Nan was 3, she danced on her toes on a table at a wedding. An agent was there and wanted to take her family to The US to make her a star (her Mother refused). I guess it’s in my blood. DO YOU HAVE A PRIVATE PLANE? I have a Fiat Punto……………It’s like Chitty Bang Bang, so, yes, I guess I do! DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? I have my little soul mate. A Shih zu called Lulu. She is 3 now and I brought her over with me from England. (I secretly believe that my Mom only visits so often so she can see her!!) WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR FREE TIME? Spend quality time with Lulu. Dine out. Socialise. Read. Party with Johnny (dancer in Decades) And occasionally we partake in a little Shisha. WHERE WAS YOUR LAST HOLIDAY? I haven’t had a proper holiday since I moved here. So I’d have to say Ibiza in 2010. TELL US A SECRET ABOUT YOU! My eldest sister is a prolific children’s writer. She has written over 300 books. She was commissioned by Gurinder Chanda (who wrote the screenplay for Bend it Like Beckham) to write the book for the film. That was her big break. I’m very proud of her. Narinder Dhami is her name! DO YOU ENJOY YOUR CELEBRITY STATUS? Of course!! Ha Ha….TOWIT…………The Only Way Is Tenerife!! (Sounds a bit too much like TWIT though)!!

THONGS OR BRIDGET JONES STYLE PANTS? Thongs in day, pants (not Bridget Jones style) at bedtime!! :-)) IF YOU WERE A BISCUIT, WHICH WOULD YOU BE? Jammy Dodger (because I am one)!! Ha Ha. WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO EAT? I like Krishna’s on The Patch………I also love Thai and Greek food. WERE YOU BULLIED AS A KID? Yep, not until secondary school though. I was called the obvious when you are Indian. IF YOU WERE GIVEN A CHANCE, WOULD YOU ENTER BIG BROTHER? Mmmm I think I would. But I probably wouldn’t like it much. Especially the whole toilet thing!! MEN OR SHOES? SHOES!!! They always make me feel good. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN THREE WORDS? Happy, Content and a Lil bit crazy!! IF I GIVE YOU ONE MILLION EUROS HOW WOULD YOU SPEND IT? I’d have a big party for all my friends and family!! Then, I’d distribute it wisely. WHAT´S THE MOST EMBARRASSING SITUATION YOU HAVE BEEN IN? When I was touring with my show around the UK. We went to one holiday camp every week. Each time, I would see The Manager there and say “Hi Paul” We’d have a little chat. At the end of the 20 week season on the last day. I said “Hi Paul” and he said “My name’s Andy!!!” Eeek!!!!

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Tenerife Weekly - 13th July - 19th July 2012 HEALTH, BEAUTY & FASHION

Tummy Tucks - What You Need To Know

In medical terms “tummy tuck” is called as abdominoplasty. It is a surgical procedure where the excess fat is removed from the abdomen and abdomen muscles are tightened. This procedure would help a person to look thin and improve the appearance, but it could leave a permanent mark on the treated body part. Who should opt for abdominoplasty? Men and women who have excess fat deposits and loose skin in their abdomen and who find it difficult to lose the excess fat through pills, exercise and dieting opt for abdominoplasty. Women who have had multiple pregnancies and stretched abdominal muscles and skin and are unable to return to their original shape can also choose abdominoplasty. Women planning to become pregnant should not go for abdominoplasty, as the muscles in the abdomen would expand during pregnancy. People who have had any type of abdominal surgery should not opt for abdominoplasty. People who don’t mind having a permanent scar in their tummy and long recovery time can opt for abdominoplasty. The procedure enhances a person’s appearance and boosts self-confidence. Before going for surgery discuss and clarify all the doubts in your mind and your expectations from the surgery. An abdominoplasty surgeon would be able to clear all your doubts. Abdominoplasty risks Whenever you opt for any kind of surgery, there is always a risk. There are thousands of people who opt for abdominoplasty every year and are successfully treated. However, there is

a chance of risk linked with this surgery and complications could arise during and after this surgery. Post-surgery complications, like blood clots, are very rare but infections could arise. These can be treated with antibiotics. Blood clots can be stopped after the surgery if you move around as soon as the surgery is completed. Smokers should stop smoking before and after the surgery, as this would delay the healing process. You need to consult your surgeon regarding foods to eat, when to start physical activity, when to commence exercises, etc. Points to keep in mind while planning your surgery First, you need to consult a surgeon who will assess your health and take into account t h e amount of fat in the abdominal area and the skin type. You need to give the right information to the surgeon and you should not hide any health related information. If you smoke, drink liquor products or take any pills then you should be frank and tell the truth. Hiding a health problem could worsen the health situation later, so make it a point to discuss everything beforehand.

TOWIE Bikini

Another day another TOWIE star launching a fashion range. This time it was the turn of former fashion buyer Lucy Mecklenburgh who has co-designed her debut Brazilian swimwear range for swimwear brand Bella Bamba

If you are frank, the surgeon would also be equally frank with you and discuss the procedure, limitations, alternative treatments etc. Suppose you have huge fat deposits in your lower navel area then the surgeon would advise for a partial abdominoplasty and not a complete one. The surgeon may even suggest other forms of

fat reduction processes, like liposuction; depending upon the fat content, body structure and other reasons. The surgeon would recommend the best solution and it is best to follow the surgeon’s advice. Whatever procedure you opt for, make it a point to discuss the treatment procedure, medications,

anaesthesia, cost of the treatment, etc. with the surgeon. How to prepare for the surgery The surgeon would provide instructions on preparing for the surgery. He would advise you regarding diet, drinks, medications etc., which needs to be properly followed. If you smoke then you have to stop smoking beforehand for 2-3 weeks before the surgery. You need to avoid overexposure to sun before surgery and if you have any problems or pain in any part of the body before the surgery then your surgery would be postponed. Once the surgery is completed, you need to take proper rest for a day or two or as suggested by the surgeon. On the day of the surgery The duration of abdominoplasty surgery is 2-5 hours and partial abdominoplasty would normally take 1-2 hours. The surgeon makes an incision above the pubic area from end to end. The navel is freed from the adjoining tissues. The skin up to your ribs is flapped open and the muscles of the abdomen are tautened. The surgeon gets the muscles close and stitches them, which makes

the muscles taut. Since the muscles are moved together the abdomen constricts and the waistline is reduced. If you have extra skin, it is removed and the flap is stitched. Dressings to the stitching are applied, and the surgery is complete. In partial abdominoplasty the incision is shorter and the excess fat is removed before the flap is stitched back. Post-surgery After the surgery is completed the abdomen part would be swollen and of course pain and uneasiness would prevail for some days, but medications would help you in this phase. Usually after the surgery is completed you need to rest in the hospital for a day or two, but in some cases you can move home, but you should not drive or do any other activity except rest for a day or two. Somebody should take care of you for a day or two. The surgeon would provide instructions on taking bath, dressings, walking, diet etc. The exterior stitches are usually removed in 5-7 days. Although the abovementioned points would answer most of your questions, a lot depends on the patient and the surgeon. You need to clear all your doubts before the surgery from the surgeon and together arrive at a decision whether to go for it or not!

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SPORT

With a reduced fixture list to balance “The Wild Bull Coast FM “Handicap Trophy this week saw no major upsets. Open to both divisions we saw 1st & 2nd competing with each other, proving we’ve got great talent throughout the league. Chipeque Nomads travelled to Silencio with a depleted squad and put up a brave stand, but could offer little resistance to the “Young Guns”· Although word is Debbie & John Boy carried the Nomads as “Our Rank Team

Place” took the game! In another 1st/2nd Division clash a jubilant Mike from Meigas said: “Cosy Cabrons brought out their big guns today with a tee -total Shammy, literally drinking tea. However, Mike, in form with 3 x 140s and adopting the villa shirt for the day, put him to bed 2-1 with a 225 deficit start. Young Jordan gave Dale a real scare and was unlucky to loose, and with Tom losing to Daft Dave, game on..... bring on Mike and Ash.. Game over. Lovely chip buttys...” In the only all 1st Division game played Target A took the match at home to “Our Place”, but it was nip and tuck all the way. Joe hit 180 as both teams matched each other throughout, until the final game - Graham “back in form at last” hit a maximum and Target A went on to

Pts

hey hey hey!!!” Check all the results of the handicaps on www.league.darts-tenerife.com Next Sunday, 22nd July, “Wild Bull Coast FM Singles Competitions” at Camping Nauta – start 4PM sharp!! This KO is open to anyone..... although players not registered with the league pay a nominal fee 5 Euros and play with 1st Division players......... Captains please ensure that players from your team are registered (free) as early as possible, this helps us get the Comp under way quickly . Don’t Forget the Captains’ meeting this Monday 16th 6.30 pm in Beesnees. See ya there.

finish... “Absolutely a joy to watch and play”, was the verdict from the boys.... Target B travelled to Parque de la Reina and enjoyed a great afternoon with “EL Candil De La Abuella”, finding themselves cheering on the home team to win a leg!!! 2nd Division LA Central took 1st Division Rood to the wire, reported Andy La Central: “down to sudden death. Good darts from both teams, but rood held their nerve to hit the winning double. Good day had by all.” A close game. Happy Gavines played host to Beesnees, which eventually Beesnees won prompting Frank Beesnees to say “Big up to Colin & Marcello thanks for making my performance look less bad... tututedetutudututudedetu

Rank Team

Pts

Our Place B - Chipeque Nomads (Our Place B won)

Meigas

Chipeque Nomads

Cosy Wanderers

La Central

Our Place B

Beesnees

Target A

Our Place A

Legends

Rood

El Candel de Abuela

Target B

Happy Gavines

Chipeque

Malabar

Los Halcones

Cosy Cabrons

Target A – Our Place A (Target A won) El Candil de la Abuela – Target B (Target B won)

Belgian Beer Bar

Beesnees Hunnies

La Central – Rood (Rood won)

Apolo

Nifty Nauta

Apolo – Cosy Wanderers (postponed)

Tenerife Weekly Less than two weeks to the launch party, team registrations have progressed to 37 teams! Only a few places remaining to ensure that the teams have a minimum of 40 weeks of regular pool this season - plus knockout and cup competitions!

P o o l Superleague The message to any teams out there not yet registered............HURRY UP and DON´T MISS OUT. Registration cut off has now changed to the Thursday 19th July at our captains’ meeting, 4p.m. at Legends Bar. We will be having the draw for the division

split, so if the captain is unavailable, maybe you could send one of the other team members instead. LAUNCH PARTY to be held at Vivo - Las Américas. We´re expecting a good turnout; with much pool to be played on the night: an individual cash prize knockout competition plus games of killer on the remaining tables. Entry to the individual competition is expected to be well subscribed and places are limited, apply now! First come first served! In any case, make sure to bring your cue! Buffet / food will be available, but please indicate to your team captain that you will be going, so Vivo´s can have a realistic number for catering. Vivo Treasure Island is a fantastic party venue for the whole family: children’s play area and crazy pirate mini golf, resident friendly drink prices and easy parking underneath (turn right immediately after Leonardos). NEW TEAMS We welcome some completely new teams to league pool, plus some who have just had a name or venue change. Tonymak and the team from Toscales are now Team Vivo. Vivo Pleasure Island has a second team who are certainly not newcomers to pool; watch out for the Russian contingent! Bar 180 now has a “B” team in addition to A and C, plus Bar 180 Titans, yes the same (ex) C and A Titans who ended up champions of the Oasis singles and doubles Division 2/3 Competition. New entrants: Bar Brittania from Playa Paraiso and Captain Steve, Oasis lounge Bar

Legends – Los Halcones (Los Halcones won) Happy Gavines – Beesnees (Beesnees won) Cosy Cabrons – Meigas (Meigas won)

and The Stags Head, from Golf del Sur and Costa Silencio respectively, and also The Red Lion from Los Cristianos, using one of the lesser known English imported tables. I´m sure we´ll all enjoy playing on their “luxury” super surface! A QUESTION OF CLOTH Napped Cloth - has been the ‘traditional’ playing surface for over 100 years. ‘Napped’ means the playing surface comprises of fibres that have been ‘teased’ from the base of the cloth. The napped directional cloth must always run from the ‘D’ baulk end to the top of the table. To test correct fitting, run your hand up the table from the ‘D’ end, it should be smooth - doing it from the opposite end will give a ‘rough’ feel. When playing against the nap a natural drift can occur. The movement of the balls is therefore dependent on ball speed, cue skill and whether playing with, against or across the nap. None of the napped cloth drift occurs on the recent phenomenon of Speed Cloth Primarily utilised on larger American tables with large pockets/balls it is now becoming increasingly popular with UK pool leagues and tournaments on the English ‘small pocket/ smaller ball tables. The super-fast nylon/wool cloth surface requires a fine-skills tuning of the traditional ‘napped cloth’ player as the smooth surface means shots may have to be slower, better judged and will have no nap to bring into shot appraisal.

Los Palos Golf Competition

Sunday 8th July saw our fun golf competition at Los Palos. The summer has come and the swallows have all gone home, so our numbers were low; 20-odd players took part - and enjoyed the game. The winners were: 1st Peter Cook & Rick Sweeney, 2nd Cliff Midgley & Jenny Meesham, 3rd Frank Moss & Bill Kent. N/P Ladies: Shirley Woolett N/P Gents: John McCabe

BOOBY WINNERS: Charlie Sinclair & Ian Burnley Anybody wishing to join us, please call Clive on 922 797 640 The next competition is 12th August.

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Tenerife Weekly - 13th July - 19th July 2012 SPORT

Hi Everyone. Well just when you thought it was safe to open the back page - he’s back, did you miss me? Sorry about last week, but it was all down to a technical fault on my behalf - sending 2 and half hours of writing (that’s 1200 words) to the wrong email address! Sunday the 24th of June saw me for the first time in a long time when I didn’t have do my radio show at Atlantis, due to technical problems, so I sat down in a packed Buzzin with soccer pundits wearing red and white wigs, England Shirts and flags: we were ready. A 0-0 hammering that ended as it always does. As the clock in Kiev had ticked well beyond midnight Alessandro Diamanti stepped forward to send England back in time, and Italy into the last four of Euro 2012. England’s story had a familiar ending as another penalty shoot-out sent them home heartbroken from a major tournament, but this time there must be no hard luck stories. Pirlo’s penalty in the shoot-out, chipped audaciously and gently over goalkeeper Joe Hart, sat so easily alongside the rest of his performance: deft, intuitive and quite simply on a different plane to anything else. It was a long, harrowing night for England, and us watching, and in these extreme circumstances it was to their credit that they hung in and drew the match, despite being outclassed. England would have gladly taken victory on penalties, or any other way for that matter, but there would have been an element of grand larceny about it, so much better were their opponents. There were so

many disappointments. Manchester United’s Ashley Young had a poor Euro 2012 rounded off with a missed penalty, while young Danny Welbeck flickered fleetingly. Perhaps the most frustrating sight of all in Kiev was Wayne Rooney fighting in vain to make his mark on a major tournament. Rooney looked short of match sharpness and physical fitness against Italy, rather like a car trying to start on a flat battery as he struggled to spark himself into life. Although such are his natural gifts that noone should blame Hodgson for picking him.

Practicing penalties? Try rudimentary passing. Hodgson’s tactics were ridiculously incompetent as they were predictable. The second half, as well, as extra time illustrated that there was no plan B. A rigid, and frankly ineffectual, formation was never in any danger of being changed. This is why we will struggle to even qualify for the 2014 world cup. So that’s it all over again for England, but as people trudge away in despair Chris and Matt bought a smile back to our faces by waving Spanish flags and singing Viva

What cannot be denied, or indeed ignored, was the chasm in class between the sides. England had no-one to match Pirlo’s ability to dictate, to treat the ball as his closest friend. England have been guilty of squandering possession in recent times, but this was different. They did not have possession as they were manoeuvred about by master manipulator Pirlo in such a manner that Italy would never have forgiven themselves had they not gone forward to meet Germany in Warsaw on Friday. Hodgson had a free hit at Euro 2012 and has made a good job of it. He has, now reality has struck home. Rooney was useless as usual, but at least didn’t get sent off. Not that we would have noticed. There would just have been one less person on the pitch passing the ball to a blue shirt. Young was abysmal up until this game. Now he is worse than that. Milner is like a hamster in a wheel; lots of endeavour, but nothing to show for it.

España. How little did they know, I had said from the beginning that Spain would win it, but first the semi-finals. Midweek came and what should had been a great game turned a bit tame and it took Cesc Fabregas was the hero again as Spain kept alive their hopes of defending the European title with a dramatic shootout win in Dontesk. The Barcelona midfielder put Spain into Sunday’s Euro 2012 final, drilling his penalty in off the left-hand post to spark scenes of jubilation. In the other semi Mario Balotelli secured

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Italy a place in the Euro 2012 final against Spain as his goals downed Germany in Warsaw. Manchester City’s enigmatic striker provided Italy with the cutting edge and two first-half goals as Joachim Loew’s Germany failed to produce the impressive form that had seen them touted as potential tournament winners. So another Sunday came, this time radio show done, so off the watch the Final: which did not disappoint. Spain made history in magical fashion as they outclassed Italy and claimed a successive European crown to add to their 2010 World Cup triumph. Vicente del Bosque’s side staged a compelling claim to be the greatest international side of all time as the Euro 2012 final was transformed into an exhibition with Italy - who performed creditably for long periods - passed brutally into submission. David Silva’s header was reward for Spain’s early supremacy and new Barcelona recruit, Jordi Alba, doubled the lead just before half-time with a blistering run and finish. The scoreline was emphatic at the conclusion, but Italy performed with great resolve. Once they were reduced to 10 men, after losing third substitute Thiago Motta to injury, however, they were ruthlessly exposed by masters of the passing art. Fernando Torres emerged as a late substitute to make a powerful impact; steering home Spain’s third then setting up Chelsea team-mate Juan Mata to inflict the final wound on a bedraggled Italy. Brilliant Final, and yes boys you were right, Viva España. Matt even got Spain in the Lucky team draw and won himself 80 euro. Drinks on you then, Matt. And we’ve even got more football to come with the Olympics, do you think we can do any better ????

Till Next time.

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New Renault Clio Revealed

Renault has unveiled the fourth generation of the popular Clio ahead of its public debut at September’s Paris Motor Show. A senior company executive has spilled the beans on what buyers can expect when the supermini hits showrooms early next year. There will be no three-door model this time round and no estate for the UK, but the big news is the price. The MkIV Clio is expected to be similarly priced to the current model and rivals like the Peugeot 208. Entry-level examples will start at a little over £11,000 (13,850 Euros), with topspec cars available for £16,000 (20,000 Euros). Order books will open in October. The new Clio is 3.5cm longer than its predecessor at 4.06 metres long, 45mm lower at 1.45m tall and 24mm wider at 1.73m. That makes it 11.2cm longer, 5.6cm narrower and 3.3cm lower than a Ford Fiesta. The car pictured here is a Dynamique model finished in Flame Red. Externally, the mid-spec version gets narrow chrome strip detailing on the front grille, lower door sections and hatchback lip. But as part of a big push on personalisation, these can also be specified in the body colour.

The car will feature 16-inch alloys as standard, yet the Clio had optional 17-inch wheels finished in two-tone chrome and black, if you so wish. The latter shade can also be matched to the body colour. Dark B-pillars visually stretch the Clio’s body, with access to the rear via door handles hidden in the plastic near the C-pillar. And the five-seat cabin is a definite step up in quality from the outgoing model. Dominating the dash is the ultra-modern ‘floating’ centre console, finished in piano black with smart chrome edging. It houses the Clio’s seven-inch infotainment touchscreen. Buyers can use this to take advantage of Renault’s new multimedia technology, which will allow them to download bespoke apps. Underneath it are twin air vents, climate control switches and the starter button, with the USB, auxiliary and 12V sockets at the back of a storage bin. The practical cubbies between the seats include three cup-holders. The multifunction steering wheel adjusts for reach and height, and is finished in piano black and leather, with a central chrome flash. Behind it, the instrument binnacle features two circular dials, bisected by an elliptical horizontal panel with a digital speedo. Buyers opting for Dynamique trim or

higher will be able to choose from four interior colour schemes. In our pictures, the dashboard, upper door trim and seat inserts are all finished in vibrant red. The good news is that this is a no-cost option. The full engine range has yet to be confirmed, but will include the 1.2-litre 16v turbo from the Megane. A 900cc three-cylinder engine will also be offered, and petrol engines will account for around 70 per cent of sales. A 90bhp 1.5-litre dCi diesel will make up the rest. A five-speed manual gearbox will be standard, with stop-start on some models, and a dual-clutch auto should follow. The target is best-in-class economy and emissions across the

range, including at least one car with less than 90g/km of CO2. Helping that will be an Eco function on some models. When used with cars featuring Renault’s R-Link multimedia system, this will allow owners to get an eco-driving ‘score’. In terms of Renault’s brand identity and future success, the MkIV Clio is hugely important. It’s the first car to be created from the ground up under design chief Laurens van den Acker, and is charged with reviving the company’s fortunes. In December, Renault axed a number of slow-selling models, including the Laguna, Modus and Wind. Last year, just 21,000 Clios were sold in the UK – down from an all-time high of 86,000 in 2002.

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