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I had just finished a meal with friends at the Hermano Pedro Restaurant in Ifonche, when a very agitated local man in his 50s came into the bar to ask to use the telephone. He was in a panicked state. He had spotted a fire in the area and realised it was out of control. The man tried to use his mobile phone to call the emergency services.

Being in the countryside, there is no signal coverage in the area; so he got into his truck and made his way to the nearest building, in the hopes that they would have a landline. As soon as he arrived at the restaurant and explained the situation, all the patrons of the restaurant, myself included, tried in vain to connect to the 112 emergency services. Thankfully, the restaurant had a landline phone.

I canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t help thinking that, had the mobile phone operators had a signal in the area, this situation could have been mitigated before it got fully out of control. I live in the La Escalona area, and weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve seen a constant stream of helicopters overhead during the week, as they find the various reservoirs dotted around the land, to scoop up water in the buckets that hang from their

bellies. The hidroplanes then arrived to take up the challenge on Tuesday morning. At the closest point, the flames were no more than 1.5 Km from my house. It was a frightening and heart-breaking sight to see. It was evident from my viewing position that extensive damage was being caused to the beautiful countryside I live in.

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Fire-fighters have controlled a second fire on the island of La Palma, after it burnt more than 800 hectares and caused several villages to be evacuated, officials said. Spain has been hit particularly hard by forest fires this year after experiencing its driest winter in 70 years. The worst fire ravaged 50,000 hectares in Valencia in July.

At the time of writing this article (the evening of Thursday, 19th) it would seem that the fire in the Vilaflor area is no longer out of control. Although we still have the strong smell of smoke here, the ash and charcoal has stopped raining down. Let’s hope that there’s not been too much damage to our island.

Written by Colin Taylor

Timeline Of Events

Sunday, 15th The fire originated shortly before 15.00 hours on land located in the upper part of Ifonche (Adeje). It quickly spread; creating two sides: a right flank, affecting the municipalities of Vilaflor and Adeje, and a left flank, reaching towards Guia de Isora. The fire affected an area of pine forest and scrubland and entered the nature reserve of the Barranco del Infierno. Once it was realised that the blaze was out of control, the villages of Ifonche, La Quinta and Taucho were evacuated for precaution. Tenerife Cabildo’s sources said that once the flames had entered the Barranco del Infierno their priority was to halt the spread of the flames from reaching the forest crown of Tenerife. Shortly after the alarm was raised, a helicopter was dispatched to look for anyone who may be in the barranco, as it is a common route for hikers. The search discovered twelve people in the area, who were subsequently led to safety by the Policia Local. Sources from the Emergency Coordination

Centre (112) indicated that the fire was advancing from Vilaflor to the town of Adeje. Effective fire control stopped the flames reaching the corona forestal. Three helicopters were now fighting the fire; one from the Operations Coordination Centre of Tenerife, and the other from the Canary Islands central executive. In addition, a helicopter from the Cabildo in El Hierro was drafted in. The road leading from La Escalona to Ifonche (TF-567) was closed to traffic. Around 16:10 hours, the flames reached an area of pine forest. In response the Insular Operations Coordination Centre (Cecopin) of the Tenerife Cabildo mobilised one of its own helicopters. The Emergency Military Unit (UME) joined the effort at around 21:00, to work on the fire in the upper area of Adeje, which was still not under control or stabilised by the end of the night. At this point in time, at least 60 hectares of land had been burned. The fire services had two foci now; one, more stabilised front to the east (Vilaflor),

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and another to the west (Adeje), where the flames were more active. The Minister of Economy, Finance and Security of the Canary Islands, Javier González Ortiz, declared an emergency at severity level 2. Following this declaration, fire management becomes autonomous, meaning the Insular Government can direct the efforts without needing approval from the national government. Upon activation of severity level 2 the plan of action was turned over to the Emergency Military Unit. Monday, 16th Three seaplanes joined the fight against the fires, including one fire that had sprung up on the island of La Palma, which continued unabated for some time, making a rapid progression through scrubland. President of the Tenerife Cabildo, Ricardo Melchior, said at a news conference that the fire on the 15th had affected a perimeter of about 1,800 hectares in Adeje and Vilaflor and that the situation was “extremely stressful”, because from its beginning, about 30 hours previously, the weather

had been “very changeable”. However, authorities were hoping to stabilise the inferno in the coming hours, so hoping that they could announce that the fire was under control. Humberto Gutiérrez, section chief of the Civil Defence and Emergencies of the Canary Islands, explained that the fire fighting work was being undertaken by more than 500 people and they would work in a relay; with two brigades of the Emergency Military Unit and fire-fighters. During the day, the most problematic area was the right flank of the fire; as the flames were able to overcome the perimeter established earlier in the day, but he stressed that they had managed to “redirect” the focus of the fire to the west. The forest fire started to threaten areas of outstanding natural beauty and of great importance for the biodiversity of the area. The SEO/BirdLife ecologist group described the fire as ‘very worrying’ as the area also holds important populations of species and sub-species of endemic birds. Some ZEPA Special Bird Protections Zones were affected by the fire which, in the best scenario, will see the birds’ habitat partially lost. Mr Melchoir said that they hoped to control the fire, but the situation had not worsened, but neither had it improved. Temperatures of 35 degrees and 30km/h winds, as well as access difficulties were all acting against the work of the fire-fighters.

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Hello, readers. What an absolute travesty. Our beautiful island has been scorched by runaway fires yet again. It’s almost five years to the day since the last big fire arrived. On that occasion, many natural areas of beauty, such as Masca, were devastated by the flames. Thankfully, this time the blaze seems to have had less of an impact. That being said, there are people who have lost homes, pets, cars and personal possessions. My heart goes out to these people. Although I work in the media, sometimes I really do wonder from where some outlets get their information. It was widely reported in many publications that there was a poisonous cloud hanging over Adeje and that water trucks were in short supply. These hoaxes started life on sites such as FaceBook. I really don’t understand the mentality of these timewasters. Talking of FaceBook, sometime people’s stupidity can really shine through. Two instances spring to mind: firstly, a woman complained via the social network that the authorities would probably ban barbeques now. People’s houses go up in flames and this fool wants to know where her next burger is coming from!

The second instance was someone who complained that they’d seen firefighters sitting by the side of the road, seemingly doing nothing more than eating sandwiches and drinking Coke. This moron obviously didn’t realise that a 10-minute break is not much to ask for, when you’re risking life and limb to save the landscape. Both these idiots were roundly berated on the website – and so they should have been. On a brighter note, these types of emergencies allow the best attributes of most people to shine through. I live in La Escalona, near the starting point of the fire. Within a few hours of the news breaking, I’d had half a dozen calls from friends offering a bed for the night, should we be in danger. I’d like to take this opportunity to offer them my sincerest gratitude. I’ve heard many stories, over the past few days, of people’s selflessness: handing out food and drink to the emergency services, offering help where appropriate, etc. Well done, Tenerife. Now is the time to pull together to rebuild the communities that need the help. Until next time, take care. Colin Taylor.

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Nueva Canarias: Budget Cuts Are Unfair to Regions

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Three seaplanes were added to fight the flames and add to the eight helicopters already in use. The authorities say they were confident that they could bring the western flank of the fire under control within a few hours. La Palma In La Palma, the front had two sides, and the fire had affected some 400 hectares of land, which led to a hundred people being evacuated as a precaution. Javier González Ortiz explained that the fire was continuing in the municipality of El Paso and had shown “very rapid progress” in just two hours, so it was deemed necessary to raise the severity to level 2. Approximately 190 people from the National Park, Environment agencies and fire-fighters operated during the day. Two helicopters, one from the Emergency and Rescue Centre of the Canary Islands and one of the Cabildo of Gran Canaria, also joined in the effort, though Humberto Gutiérrez said that there was “no control of the fire, whatsoever,” at that time. Tuesday, 17th A small forest fire started on the island of La Gomera, but the fires on La Gomera and La Palma were soon stabilised. The fire in Tenerife caused the evacuation of 500 residents of Vilaflor town. The number of evacuees was wildly over-exaggerated in the local media; stating that 1,800 people were actually removed from the area. The number 1,800 equates to the amount of people living in the whole municipality of Vilaflor, not just the town. In an effort to stop the advance of flames towards Vilaflor town it was decided to start controlled fires in the path of the oncoming blaze: the plan being to starve the main fire of fuel once it hit an area that had already burned. In a broadcast by Radiotelevisión Canaria (RTVC), the President of the archipelago, Paulino Rivero, called for calm. Speaking from Ifonche he said, “I know the concerns that all those who have the fire nearby must have. It is reasonable, understandable, but you can rest assured that we are deploying every means possible to avoid damage to persons or property. Have peace of mind and confidence.” The President explained that technicians planned to launch a “backfire” to create a security perimeter, to prevent the fire reaching Vilaflor. He also stated that, although it was estimated that the fire had now affected an area of about 1,000 acres, the fire was not as intense at it may seem, being that most of the flames were in the tree-top canopy; leaving a lot of the underlying ground relatively unaffected. This gave confidence that much of the vegetation will recover in time.Humberto Gutierrez, reported in a press conference that the area of greatest risk was still in Vilaflor. Due to the amount of smoke, it was not possible to approach the area before 21:00, when the wind was expected to change direction.

It was confirmed by news agency, Reuters, that most of the residents in Vilaflor left the area in their own vehicles, in a peaceful manner. The Guardia Civil had gone door to door, alerting residents of the evacuation. While some people had already left, others waited the arrival of relatives to collect them. A group of residents were reluctant to go, but the authorities made it clear that there was no option, due to public safety. The Mayor of Adeje, José Miguel Rodríguez Fraga, requested the cooperation of citizens to use the official media for information on everything related to the fire in Tenerife, and repeated that people should not read false reports that appeared on social network sites, creating alarm among the population. “There have been several hoaxes, like there was a toxic cloud in Adeje and we were evacuating nurseries and residences, which is absolutely false”, he stressed in a statement. Regarding the news that refers to the call for volunteers, that was also untrue. “The law enforcement and emergency services are acting with the necessary staff levels, and volunteers should apply via the official media. These false reports have appeared both in Adeje and Guia de Isora, the latter of which was saying that the city was requesting water tanks. An issue that is completely false,”Rodriguez Fraga reiterated. The Mayor emphasised the need to remain calm and leave the professionals to do their job. La Palma Rivero said the fire was under control, but insisted that people remain vigilant; to prevent a gust of wind, or any other circumstance, from rekindling the fire. Wednesday, 18th Residents in the village of Chirche were evacuated on Wednesday morning, due to strong smoke from the fires. A total of 2,050 residents of Vilaflor and Guía de Isora spent the night outside of their homes. By now, the fire had affected 5,200 hectares, 1% of the forest in Tenerife, which is equivalent to 5,000 football fields. The hundred residents of the villages of Ifonche, Taucho and La Quinta in Adeje, were allowed back home. Thursday, 19th Officials on Thursday morning stated that the fire was stabilised and they expected to have it under control within hours. Troops concentrated their efforts in Vilaflor and Guia de Isora. Airborne brigades started to focus on the areas that are inaccessible to land vehicles. The fire between Boca Tauce and Vilafor was stabilised. The fire remained active in the lower parts of Chirche, although small in size. For the evacuees from Vilaflor this was the second night away from home, and the first for the 250 evacuated from the villages of Chirche and El Jaral. It was unclear when they would be able to return to their homes, as the eastern flank of the fire still had active areas that may constitute a danger.

Roman Rodriguez, president of political party Nueva Canarias (NC), said that the Popular Party (PP) government has abandoned the outlying regions of Spain, and therefore the health, education and social services they provide to citizens will suffer; increasing the pressure in the islands to reduce their deficit in the coming years, which will mean further cuts in essential services. The PP “forgets that the regions are the administrations that support the highest percentage of public spending (36 percent) to provide citizens the most

basic public services, so to treat them unfairly by forcing Councils to approve the Fiscal and Financial Policy is wrong”, Mr Rodriguez explained in a statement. The leader of NC harshly criticizes the lack of solidarity and insensitivity of the Government, because while the EU has allowed Spain to extend the period of time to reach the deficit target of three percent to

2014, the regions have not had their deadlines changed to reflect this. NC categorically denounces this treatment of the autonomous communities and the politics of savage cuts. They say that the PP seems to be the only group who does not understand that these measures will only lead to more unemployment, recession and poverty.

Puer to Gets World Record for Largest Ball Gofio On Sunday (15th) Puerto de la Cruz celebrated its famous “Día del Embarque de la Virgen Chiquita” festival, with an attendance of around 15,000 people. They enjoyed a wonderfully sunny day and witnessed a world record being made for the largest ball Gofio. The final weight of the traditional Canarian food came in at 2,395.03kg and a length of 401m; comfortably beating the previous record held in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria, which weighed 1,800kg.

Thousands tasted the gofio, which proved to be a “true delicacy with a turrón flavour, without losing the essence of Gofio.” The manufacture and assembly began at 9 am and the food was served up at noon, once the notary who was present had certified the weight and size.

Local Police Refused To Extend Their Hours

Local Police unions in Santa Cruz have said they will not accept the new regulations brought in by the government to extend their working week from 35 hours to 37.5 hours.

Spokesman for CCOO (Confederación Sindical de Comisiones Obreras), Pedro Pablo Dieguez, said that the local police are

working 100 hours per year more than any other city officials. The head of Public Safety, Carmen Delia González, has

said that he will begin to negotiate a timetable with the Local Police, to suit the new measures introduced by Rajoy.

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Fire Truck Overturns on TF-1

A fire truck, that was rushing to help in the fight against the forest fires that have swept through Tenerife this week, has overturned on the TF-1 motorway, near the Las Eras junction. One of the two-man crew managed to escape the vehicle, but the second man was trapped; requiring another crew’s cutting equipment to free him. He was transported to hospital by helicopter, where his condition was said to be serious.

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Diver Dies in Tenerife Waters

A foreign national, 50, died on Wednesday afternoon (18th) in the waters of Las Vistas beach in Los Cristianos (Arona), according to the Emergency Coordination Centre (112). The incident occurred at about 13.32 hours, at which time the 112 service received a callout reporting that the diver had been rescued following a cardiac arrest. When emergency services arrived a lifeguard was on the beach performing resuscitation. The paramedics continued with advanced resuscitation, but to no avail and they could only confirm the man’s death.

The area was immediately sealed off by the National Police.

Car Falls 10 Metres House Prices Fall To 2 0 0 5 L eve l s Into Tabaiba Garden

Between April and June house prices in the Canaries became cheaper by 11.2% over the same period in 2011. They traded at an average of 1,461 Euros per square metre, compared with 1,645 Euros for the national average. The sharpest fall was that of new properties (up to two years old.) The trend was similar for the whole country, with

cuts of 7.1% on year and 1.6% over the first quarter, yielding an average figure of 1,645 Euros. Only Andalusia (-11.5%) and the autonomous cities of Ceuta and Melilla showed a greater decrease in property values than the archipelago. In turn, housing of more than two years of age lowered by 6.8% in the archipelago, which is

an improvement on the national average of -8.4% on aggregate. From the data released by the Ministry of Public Works, it was shown that Adeje tops the list of municipalities with the highest asking prices (an average of 1,783 Euros per square metre), followed by San Bartolomé de Tirajana (Gran Canaria), with 1,735 Euros.

An unoccupied car has plunged from the top of a mountain in the area of Tabaiba, and landed in the garden of a house. The accident occurred early Sunday morning (15th), but did not cause any personal damage. For unknown reasons, the brakes failed and the vehicle fell from a height of ten metres, causing a huge amount of noise that woke

the neighbours. When they opened the door they saw a wrecked car in their garden. Fortunately, a metal screen erected on the cliff face

protected the occupants of the house from possible rockslides, as the curb and retaining wall above came loose.

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PWA Tenerife Wo r l d C u p The second stop of the Canaries tour saw the howling winds continue as the 2012 PWA Planet Win 365 Tenerife World Cup was completed in the opening four days as epic conditions blessed the shores of El Cabezo. After an enthralling competition Philip Köster (Starboard / NeilPryde / Maui Ultra Fins) and Iballa Ruano Moreno (Starboard / Severne) reigned victorious. Both sailors delivered a truly world class performance as they made it two event wins out of two on the 2012 PWA Wave Tour. Men’s Philip Köster won the single elimination ahead of Victor Fernandez (Fanatic / North) with an incredible display. Köster landed monster wave 360s, takas and one handed goiters on the same wave as the wonderkid sailed in a league of his own. When the time came for Köster to defend his single elimination victory in the double elimination he would be up against an on fire Alex Mussolini (Tabou / Gaastra). The Spaniard’s wave sailing was without doubt the best of the entire competition as he surged past his opponents on the way to second place overall. Mussolini took down: - John Skye (RRD / Mystic / MFC), Thomas Traversa (Tabou / Gaastra), Dany Bruch (Starboard / Severne / AL360), Ricardo Campello (JP / NeilPryde / MFC) and finally Victor Fernandez (Fanatic / North). Unfortunately for Mussolini, defeating Köster proved to be a step too far on this occasion, despite winning the wave riding battle, which included an astonishing wave

consisting of a massive wave 360 followed by a super vertical frontside smack and a sick taka. Köster’s wave riding in the single elimination had been outstanding but in the double elimination winners’ final it was the eighteen year old’s jumping repertoire that really separated the two sailors. In his opening two jumps Köster landed a flawless trademark double forward before unleashing a devastating pushloop forward, which left the judges and the crowds amazed by what they had witnessed. Köster’s jumping performance saw him awarded twenty-three out of a possible twenty-four points and he went onto win the winners’ final, which means he has now won the last five PWA Wave events in a row as he continues his seemingly invincible form. Philip Köster said after his event victory: “I’m super stoked with the win, especially since Alex Mussolini was absolutely on fire today. I tried the triple and I really want to do it, hopefully we get the same conditions as last year in Denmark and I can pull it off!” Other standout performances from the men’s division include; Adam Lewis (Patrik / Point-7) who achieved his first top ten finish. Lewis combined massive wave 360s with monstrous backloops to claim his best result ever. Ricardo Campello fought off a bout of food poisoning to finish in fourth place, which is a fine recovery after his disappointment of Pozo. John Skye was the highest finishing Brit as he managed to fight his way back from the first round of the double elimination to finish in seventh overall.

Scott McKercher (Starboard / Severne) rolled back the years to finish in joint ninth, after showing some of the younger kids a thing or two about wave sailing. Women’s Iballa Ruano Moreno (Starboard / Severne) fought back from the death by defeating Daida Ruano Moreno (Starboard / Severne) in the double elimination, after Daida had won the single elimination. Just like in Pozo, Iballa left it until the final moments to strike and snatch the victory from under her sister’s nose. In the winners’ final Iballa pulled a sensational goiter to turn the tie on its head. This forced a super final between the two Moreno twins, in the end the super final went the way of Iballa as she managed to defeat her sister for the second time in a row and in so doing she remains at the top of the rankings. On her way to victory Iballa delivered an outstanding pushloop as well as some stand

out wave riding which included a fantastic frontside air. Meanwhile, Karin Jaggi (Patrik / Severne), held off the challenge of Laure Treboux (Fanatic / North) to claim her place on the podium once more. Jaggi used her wealth of experience to land brilliant pushloops and backloops to clinch the battle for third. Iballa Ruano Moreno said after her back-toback victories: “I don’t know what’s going on because I managed to pull a big move in the last minute again; I’m stoked although I think I was a little bit lucky. I never thought that I would manage to beat Daida twice, and I am super happy to win two events in a row for the first time in my life.” Steffi Wahl (Patrik / Sailloft Hamburg) followed up her fourth place finish in Pozo with an excellent fifth. The German demonstrated more of her super fluid wave riding to wow the judges. Unfortunately Eva Oude Ophius (Fanatic / North) suffered an injury to her back/neck after a flat forward loop landing.

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Marc Craig’s 3rd Anniversary Event

helped to soak up the alcohol - which was being consumed at a rapid rate!!! The evening was a blast and everyone either joined Marc on stage or partied at their table, as you can see by our pictures. We all wish Marc Craig a very happy anniversary and here’s to the next 3 years.

years entertaining the guests at Vivo Decades Treasure Island, and Tenerife Weekly were on hand to record this momentous occasion.

Vivo’s resident singer Marc Craig, founder member of The Wildboyz, has already had a year to remember, he recently married his

The evening kicked off in style with Marc treating all of his guests to free shots of Caramel Vodka whilst he sang his classic renditions of songs from the 60’s, right through to current sounds. All of the partygoers were treated to free fish and chips cones, featuring a picture of Marc, which

long term girlfriend Becky in Thailand and now he has yet another reason to celebrate. He reached his milestone event of 3

Children In The Canary Capitals Are Among The Poorest In Spain Santa Cruz de Tenerife and Las Palmas de Gran Canaria are among the 11 cities where there is the greatest risk for children in Spain, according to data released last week by La Caixa; an entity that, since 2007, have conducted a program to try to eradicate it. The social work has established a strategic alliance against this social drama that brings together the private sector and public administration of the two Canary capitals,

as well as Barcelona, Bilbao, Madrid, Málaga, Seville, Valencia, Palma de Mallorca, Murcia and Zaragoza. The program was launched in Santa Cruz de Tenerife in 2008 and since then has served about 6,000 children in the province. Last year alone, 1,666 children were assisted and 1,270 families were helped, with a budget of 910,000 euros. In total, since the start of the initiative, the Social Development has invested over eight million euros in the archipelago.

Granadilla Ayuntamiento Shuts Dog Refuge

G r a n a d ill a Ayuntamiento has decided unanimously to act against an animal refuge in Atogo, because of its “unwholesome conditions” and for lacking the relevant administrative authorisations to operate. Mayor Jaime González Cejas said that the refuge, which does not have a

licence, has become a dog shelter “of worrying proportions, cramming in some 400 dogs”. Deputy mayor Esteban González said that the situation is creating a health risk, both for humans and animals, and that the Ayuntamiento had no alternative but to initiate proceedings; both in terms of a fine (expected to be somewhere between 150

and 1,500 Euros) and for the transfer of all the animals to the Finca La Valeria de Fasnia, which has been adapted by the Cabildo and equipped for such numbers of dogs. The Ayuntamiento said it would now be notifying the refuge of the municipal decision and that it trusted it would comply with the ruling to avoid further harm to the animals.

You can catch Marc singing Live at Vivo every night at 9.30 pm, except on Tuesdays, when he is allowed a night off! You can Follow Marc on his facebook page: www. facebook.com/thewildboyz

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European Leaders Seek to Overcome Divisions at Summit

Europe’s leaders at the end of June cap their latest effort to check the financial crisis that claimed Cyprus that week as its fifth victim. Euroarea finance ministers set the stage for that day´s gathering in Brussels of the European Union’s 27 chiefs, approving Cyprus’s bailout and detailing how they would aid Spanish banks. Consensus breaks down on safeguarding governments in Spain and Italy, with German Chancellor Angela Merkel rejecting calls to do more to cut their borrowing costs. Hopes faded that the EU leader’s summit that continued into the weekend would produce anything concrete for the market

to digest on the following Monday morning. The current impasse between EU politicians is stemming from the order in which the EU moves towards political, fiscal and banking union (or not as the case may be). The Germans are unwilling to consider a banking union without direct control of how bail-out money is used by those banks in Spain, Italy or France that would require money. That is, Germany would want political union before it committed to using the European Financial Stability Facility to recapitalise Euro-zone banks, which is the least likely of the three steps needed to be achieved on any reasonable timescale. The southern states naturally feel the exact opposite is the way to go. What we

need at the very least is a roadmap of how we eventually get there. But there is a real chance we may not even get that. Spanish Bond yields continue to creep higher, this morning the 10y is trading fractionally below the 7% level, sitting at 6.99%. Nothing more is needed other than ‘unsustainable’ to describe Spanish borrowing costs at the moment, making the decisions made this weekend all the more important. Speaking three hours after Spanish Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy made a plea for help at the summit; Merkel said that euro bonds, euro bills and debt redemption funds are unconstitutional in Germany and economically “wrong and counterproductive.” “I fear that at the

summit there will be much too much talk about mutual liability and far too little about improved oversight and structural measures,” Merkel told lower-house lawmakers in Berlin on the same day. “Oversight and liability have to go hand in hand. There can only be joint liability when adequate oversight is ensured.” Cyprus, which may need as much as 10 billion Euros due to the damage to its banking system from losses on Greek bonds, won’t withdraw its bailout request, a possibility that had been reported in local media, Finance Minister Vassos Shiarly said. While pursuing EU aid, Cypriot officials have investigated the prospect of a loan from Russia or China. Shiarly said this search will continue. The euro has lost c3.3 percent in the past three months; the biggest drop among the 10 most developed-nation currencies. The yen was the best performer with a c9.6 percent jump, followed by a c4.3 percent increase in the dollar.

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Ryanair Leading The Spanish Market Y a h o o P o a c h e s

Low cost Irish airline, Ryanair, led the Spanish market in the first half of this year; despite losing some 42,500 passengers it still extended its lead over International Airlines Group IAG, containing Iberia and British Airways. The new low cost, Iberia Express, picked up 601,000 passengers, while Vueling and

Air Nostrum picked up the passengers lost by Iberia. EasyJet gained presence in Spain with 5,490,700 – up 7.2%, but Air Europe and Air Berlin recorded losses and fewer passengers. EasyJet has said it will be abandoning Madrid Barajas in answer to the increase in airport tariffs.

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Hacienda is investigating whether Barclays Capital, a subsidiary of Barclays PLC, has any laundered money in Spain, with the possible evasion of withholding payments. These are operations designed so as not to pay retentions on capital yields. Spanish newspaper, Expansion, said an investigation has been opened, confirmed by the bank and the Ministry. The paper says the unpaid retentions could amount to between 21% and 23% depending on the volume of money obtained. The Government will be reducing the compensation payments for those affected when a company goes bankrupt. The Cabinet says that their intention is to ‘preserve the financial viability of Fogosa’, the wage guarantee fund, which has shared out 617 million euros to May. A strike has been called on the railways for Friday 3rd August. Unions in the industry are calling the protest against the separation of RENFE and other companies which will be allowed to operate in 2013. Hacienda has announced that they are to supervise the public accounts in Extremadura and Cataluña. Only Murcia has admitted, after the Council for Fiscal and Financial Policy, that they are happy for the Government to ‘check’ their accounts. The President of Catalan Government, Artur Mas, has said that his party, CiU, has finished its collaboration with Mariano Rajoy. Mas has criticised the Government’s cuts, and accused the Government of being unfair and unsupportive. Secretary General of the CiU, Josep Antomi Duran Lleida, said the reason was the Minister for Hacienda, Cristóbal Montoro’s refusal for the State to share the deficit margin, which the regions have to face following the agreement reached last week in Brussels. The Minister for the Economy, Luis de Guindos, has called on the companies on the Ibex 35 stock market to reduce the wages of their directors, after an increase in salary last year of 4.4%, despite the crisis. The Minister for Education, Culture and Sport, José Ignacio Wert, says he is confident that the culture industry knows how to absorb part of the IVA/VAT rise as theatres, cinemas and other items will be moving from 8% to 21%. He said that ‘It was evident that the tax increase in itself was not a positive element, but they had done what they had to do’. The main association of the Guardia Civil has called for protests against the budget cuts. They say the cuts make their jobs precarious, and they ‘are not going to tolerate’ that the Cabinet use them as ‘scapegoats to pay for the economic excesses of others’. Civil Servants have been continuing their demonstrations in the centre of Madrid. There have been protests outside Congress and outside the PP headquarters. The ex-President of the Consell de Mallorca, Munar, has been given a five year and a six month prison sentence for corruption in the ‘Caso Maquillaje’. She was found guilty of giving two irregular grants to a video promoter of which she was the co-owner. Her right hand man, Miquel Nadal, has been given a three year sentence. María Antónia Murar has also been given a 9 years 6 month ban from office and also has to pay a 54,000 euro fine. Buying a flat in Spain before the end of the year could get you a saving of 34,000 Euros. Experts have considered what would happen with an average mortgage of 99,600 Euros if the new 10% IVA is not applied and if the tax breaks remain in place. A 300,000 Euros mortgage would be as much as 47,325 Euros cheaper. The changes are expected to see an increase in house sales to the end of the year. Agricultural debt in Spain has fallen by 20% over the past three years, according to Ministry for Agriculture data. Despite the difficulties facing the sector, farmers and livestock breeders have been good payers. There is still scant demand for credit in the sector. The Spanish Airports Authority, AENA, plans to cut 66% of the jobs at ten of their airports. Working hours at the smaller 17 airports and 2 heliports are being reduced in an agreement reached with the Ministry for Development. Telefónica has renewed their labour contract with the Duke of Palma, Iñaki Urdangarin. He will be paid 1.5 million Euros a year, and will also receive 1.2 million for the rental of his house in Washington, his car service, bodyguard and plane tickets. If Telefónica sacks the Duke, they will have to pay him 4.5 million Euros. The Ibex 35 stock market index has continued to fall, and the Risk Premium has risen above 560 and fell back later to 588, despite the Government cuts. The Rate Premium in Italy is 488. The Spanish Treasury will be holding two debt auctions this week. The interest paid on the Spanish bond is currently above 6.8%.

Google Exec As CEO

Technology firm Yahoo has appointed leading Google executive Marissa Mayer as its next chief executive (CEO). Ms Mayer, 37, will become the firm’s third CEO in the space of a year.

In a statement released by Yahoo, Ms Mayer said she was “honoured and delighted” to lead the company. She later revealed that she is expecting her first child. In May, chief executive Scott Thompson stepped down after accusations that he put a fake computer degree on his CV. In September 2011, chief executive Carol Bartz was fired after two-and-ahalf years in the post. Yahoo has struggled in the face of increased competition from search rivals including Google and the emergence of social giants such as Facebook. Although it remains the largest web portal in the US, correspondents say Yahoo’s failure to become more “social” has hurt the firm. Its stock is now worth less than half its peak value. Yahoo’s news service still

attracts very large volumes of traffic. But other products, such as its search engine and email, have suffered. The company’s revenue from display advertising has also dwindled. Interim chief executive Ross Levinsohn was thought to have been the favourite for the job before Monday’s announcement that Ms Mayer was to take the helm. Correspondents say the selection of Ms Mayer to head the company suggests a renewed focus on technology and products, over online content. “I look forward to working with the company’s dedicated employees to bring innovative products, content, and personalised experiences

to users and advertisers all around the world,” Ms Mayer said. She becomes one of very few women in Silicon Valley to rise to the top of a major technology firm. “A lot of people did not believe that Yahoo could get someone of the calibre of a Marissa Mayer to become the CEO at this stage,” Standard and Poor’s equity analyst Scott Kessler told Reuters news agency. Ms Mayer said the company was aware of her pregnancy during the recruitment process. “They showed their evolved thinking,” she told Fortune Magazine. She said her maternity leave would be a few weeks long, “and I’ll work throughout it”.

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Military Personnel To Be Cut 20,000

The Spanish Defence Ministry has drawn up plans to cut 15,000 military posts and another 5,000 civilian jobs over the next 13 years, a reduction equivalent to 13 percent on current staffing levels. The drop in personnel is included in a plan named Vision 2025, drawn up by the head of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Admiral Fernando García Sánchez, which aims to transform Spain’s armed forces into an “agile, adaptable, sustainable and technologically advanced” unit by that year. The armed forces’ budget has been cut by 25 percent over the past four years and currently stands at 6.3 billion euros, equivalent to 0.6 of GDP. As a result, the number of hours spent on training exercises has been drastically reduced, as have plans for modernisation, while personnel costs have risen 73 percent. The armed forces have also run up debts of 27 billion euros on arms purchases that are impossible to pay back. However, Defence Minister Pedro Morenés, has avoided speaking of the need for cuts in personnel, putting the focus instead on analysing the security risks Spain is facing and the measures needed to confront those risks. The biggest risk, however, is that posed by the economic crisis, and a number

of Spain’s European partners have already drastically slimmed down their armed forces. On Tuesday the minister admitted

that the plan to cut back on personnel had been drawn up by the Joint Chiefs of Staff, but that it was merely “an opinion.” “The

Joint Chiefs of Staff do not make defence policy, but rather the defence minister and, in turn, the prime minister,” Morenés said.

Partido Popular MP Warned Gibraltar Hits Back At Spanish ‘Delaying Tactics’ Claim After Swearing In Congress Gibraltar has hit back

The Partido Popular has warned their own MP for Castellón, Andrea Fabra (circled in picture), after she shouted during the Prime Ministers speech announcing more cuts in Congress last Monday, ‘that they f*** themselves’. She has received a written warning from the party, with Alfonso Alonso saying ‘We cannot permit conduct of this style in Parliament.

They were indecent and improper expressions’. Meanwhile the President of Congress, Jesús Posada,

is reflecting on the incident to resolve it ‘as soon as possible’. The deputy could also find herself suspended.

King And Prince Cut Their Own Wages By 7%

King Don Juan Carlos has decided to reduce his salary by the same percentage as the rest of the family, and Prince Felipe will see his wage reduced by 7%. The King will collect 272,752 Euros and the Prince 136,373 Euros and their representation costs will also be reduced. Public employees employed in the palace will also loss their Christmas extra payments. Meanwhile it has been announced that the Infanta Cristina will spend the summer alone with her children on Palma. Her husband, Iñaki Urdangarin, the Duke of Palma, will not be going. The Infanta will spend a week in the Marivent Palace with the Queen, her sister Infanta Elena and her two nephews. The Queen will be the only member of the Spanish Royal Family to attend the Olympics

opening ceremony in London. King Juan Carlos is not expected to attend the opening ceremony, but the Royal Household has said there are no physical or political motives for his absence. After the ceremony the Queen will go to La Palma with the children. The King and the princes will go to Mallorca during the first week of August and the princes will return to London for the closing ceremony on 12th August.

at accusations it is using ‘delaying tactics’ over the fishing dispute after a meeting was cancelled at short notice. Representatives for Spanish fishermen in La Linea and Algeciras claimed Gibraltar was ‘making fools’ of them after a meeting between a Spanish oceanographer and members of the independent commission set up to handle the dispute failed to take place. But officials on the Rock insist the no-show was simply a ‘diary issue’ after the Spanish gave just two days’ notice. “The working group is still within the original timeframe of 60 days,” a Government spokesman said. “When the Government receives the report, it will

have the scientific basis for an informed consideration of possible action.” Meanwhile Spanish fishing spokesman Pedro Maza said: “We want the commission to complete its report and for Gibraltar to come to a decision whatever the

outcome.’’ The talks come amid continued clashes between Spanish fishermen and Gibraltar police, with Spain’s Minister for Agriculture Miguel Arias Canete vowing to continue offering ‘full protection’ to its fishermen.

British Driver Arrested For Doing 221Km/h

Agents from the Guardia Civil Traffic Group have arrested a British couple who were driving in their Audi 4 on the A-1 near Aranda de Duergo in Burgos at 221 km/h. The Government Sub delegation in Burgos says the 32 year old driver was

accompanied by a 26 year old woman, and was clocked at 221km/h on the 120km/h road. The driver now faces charges as the alleged perpetrator of a crime against Road Safety before the Instruction Court in Aranda de Duero.

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Immigration Lower Than AENA To Scrap 66% Of Jobs Mass Overseas Exodus

Twice as many Spaniards are leaving the country now as last year and for the first time, outward migration is now exceeding immigration. The recession is forcing working-age residents to seek their fortunes abroad in light of the impossibility of finding jobs at home. In just six months, nearly one per cent of Spain’s population has moved abroad – 40,625 people – more than double the figure for the same period in 2011, which saw 18,274 residents emigrate, according

to the institute of national statistics (INE). The total number of residents who left Spain on a long-term or permanent basis between January and June 2012 is 269,515, of whom 228,890 were returning immigrants. And with just over 178,000 foreigners moving to Spain and 17,518 natives returning home, this means there are more leaving than arriving. In the final balance, Spain has lost over 23,000 native citizens and nearly 51,000 foreign residents.

Airport governing body AENA has announced plans to slash up to two-thirds of jobs in several terminals across the country.

Smoking Law ‘Will Change’ Once Eurovegas Opens

Anti-smoking legislation ‘will have to change’ if Spain becomes the venue for the planned Eurovegas casino complex, says Madrid’s regional president, Esperanza Aguirre. At present, lighting up is banned inside any building or enclosed area, but this could seriously affect the success of a future ‘casino city’ to mirror the one famous all over the world in Las Vegas. Madrid and Barcelona are currently competing to play host to the complex, a grand plan by promoters Las Vegas Sands. According to Aguirre, Las Vegas Sands has said the recession is ‘no barrier’ to their project, and that all other major investments they have made have been in times of economic downturn since, by the time they had built their casino cities, the recession in question had passed. American tycoons Sheldon Adelson and

his right-hand man Mike Leven have both confirmed that Eurovegas will definitely be in Spain, the only question being whether it will be Barcelona or Madrid. “Both pieces of news are very positive indeed,” Aguirre commented. The company says that although Eurovegas will need a 66 per cent loan to fund it, ‘it is understandable that one does not have 17,000 million dollars sitting in one’s pocket’ and that ‘this is the purpose of financial institutions – to finance lucrative projects’.

Electricity May Go Up...Again

Spain’s minister for industry says he would ‘not rule out’ yet another rise in electricity prices – even though rates have gone up already this year, in April and July. José Manuel Soria says there is currently a huge deficit in tariffs and another increase would help mop it up. He has also confirmed that the IVA rise will take effect from 1st September; goods and services which are currently at eight per cent will now attract IVA at 10 per cent, and those which are presently taxed at 18 per cent will now have to go up to 21 per cent. It is the rise to 10 per cent that will most affect tourism, the mainstay

of Spain’s economy. But Soria insists that the government always intended to decrease IVA rather than the reverse, and that they will do so as soon as it becomes viable. And he adds that there is no money in the pot for the rest of this year

to plough into the ailing coal mines in the north of Spain. Concerning the widespread protests over funding cuts and tax rises, Soria said: “We cannot stop taking these measures just because they are causing civil unrest.”

Those affected are in Vitoria, Badajoz, Algeciras, Sabadell, Salamanca, Son Bonet, Cuatro Vientos, Melilla and Ceuta – as well as Torrejón, the civil passenger flights from which will move to Madrid Barajas. In total, 200 people – or 66.4 per cent of the workforce – will either be made redundant or retired early. Additionally, reduced hours in airports with fewer than half a

million passengers a year – Valladolid, San Sebastián, Pamplona, Burgos, León, Logroño, Córdoba, Albacete and Huesca-Pyrénées – could mean even further jobs are in danger. In total, up to 2,000 positions could go, but the first massacre will involve about 10 per cent of this figure. AENA has also announced that its seven job descriptions will be lumped into three.

Spain’s main unions, the UGT and CCOO, say they are dead against the job cuts, reduced hours and generic professional categories. They say a limited workforce who are no longer specialist in certain areas could endanger security. Employees will have to be ‘jacks of all trades’, and would ‘not be able to follow standard procedures’ in the event of a disaster, such as an air crash.

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Billionaire’s Son Charged In Wife’s Death Syrian Defence

Hans Kristian Rausing, the son of one of the world’s richest men, was due in court on Wednesday (18th) after his wife was found dead last week. Rausing was charged on Tuesday “with preventing the lawful and decent burial” of his wife, Eva, London police said. Her body was found last week when police searched the couple’s home, in an expensive London neighbourhood, after he was stopped on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs and arrested on drug charges. Hans Kristian Rausing, 49, is the son of Hans Rausing, who is worth an estimated $10 billion, thanks to the family’s connection to Swedish packaging giant Tetra Laval. The death of his 48-year-old wife remains unexplained pending further tests, police said, but the heiress’s previous problems with drugs are well documented. Her father, Tom Kemeny, paid tribute to his “beloved daughter.” He described

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her as an “American philanthropist, loving wife and mother, who helped countless addicts, and children.” The tribute was e-mailed to reporters by a public relations firm representing the family. He also expressed the family’s love and support for her husband, who was arrested on suspicion of murder after her body was found. Recounting her early life, starting with her birth in Hong Kong in 1963, Kemeny painted a picture of a bright

and loving, but shy, girl. “We think she started experimenting with drugs in her late teens to overcome her shyness,” he wrote, adding that this drug use affected her studies in California. His daughter eventually recovered in the 1980s and dedicated many of her efforts to helping other addicts, he said, before marrying Rausing, the son of one of the world’s wealthiest men, with whom she had four children.

Egypt Train Crash Blamed On Passengers

Egyptian passengers, fed up with waiting for their train to move, put logs and rocks on the rails of a nearby track, causing two other trains to collide on Tuesday (17th), an Egyptian security official said. At least four people were injured. The security official said some of the passengers in Giza, Cairo’s twin city, were enraged that they had to wait for more than 30 minutes on their train to allow another train to pass. Some of the restless passengers placed logs and

rocks on the rails of the track of the other train that was holding theirs up. When the speeding train approached, the debris caused it to sideswipe another train. Three cars of the fast-moving train overturned. The official spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorised to speak to the media. The Health Ministry said at least four people were injured, according to the state-run news agency MENA. Since last year’s uprising, there have been numerous

protests staged by train passengers demanding better services, as well as strikes by railway employees demanding higher wages, often delaying trains for hours and sometimes days. In January, state-run newspapers reported that 1,720 trains had been delayed because of the protests. Most Egyptians cannot afford air travel, and the country’s roads are poorly paved and dangerous, making trains a popular option.

The railway system has a poor safety record that has long been blamed on badly maintained equipment and poor management. Egypt’s worst railway disaster took place in February 2002 when a train heading to southern Egypt caught fire, killing more than 370 people. In August 2006, a passenger train barrelling toward a station collided with a second train, killing around 60 people.

Two Killed, 23 Wounded In Shooting At Toronto Party

A shooting at a house party in Toronto late Monday (16th) killed two people and left 23 others wounded, included a 3-year-old child, authorities said. Investigators don’t know why one man shot another, precipitating more gunshots, Toronto Police said in a news release. Police arrived on the scene at 10:40 p.m. to find many of the 100 people at the party running and diving for cover, police said. The two people killed by gunfire were Shyanne Charles, 14, and Joshua Yasay, 23, police said. “The level of violence is something that we have never experienced and right now we’re working very hard to ensure that we provide all the assistance that we can to the people who have been injured,” Toronto Police Chief Bill Blair said. “We’re working fully to identify the people responsible to get them off the street, to get their guns off the streets and bring them before the courts.” A joint statement by three conservative ministers in Canada’s government condemned the “brazen shooting” and called for

tougher penalties for serious firearm offenses. The incident comes six weeks after a mall shooting in the city killed one and injured seven others. Of the eight casualties in the June shooting at Eaton Centre, seven suffered gunshot wounds. An additional woman was knocked down in the melee and suffered minor injuries.

Syrian Defence Minister Daoud Rajiha has been killed in a suicide bombing at the headquarters of the National Security Bureau in the capital Damascus, Syrian state TV says. Others are said to be critically hurt. Ministers and officials were meeting inside the building at the time. The area around the building, in Rawda district, has been sealed off. The attack comes amid claims of a major rebel offensive on the city. Syrian officials have downplayed the attacks. Meanwhile, UN chiefs have been trying to persuade China and Russia to agree tougher measures on Syria, ahead of a Security Council vote on imposing sanctions.

UN-Arab League envoy Kofi Annan held talks with Russian President Vladimir Putin in Moscow, and UN Secretary General Ban Kimoon met Chinese leader Hu Jintao in Beijing. The UN had until Friday to renew the mandate for observers in Syria, although a vote was expected in New York on Wednesday afternoon (18th). Western nations want a new resolution threatening measures short of the use of force. The Western-backed draft resolution to be discussed gives the Syrian government 10 days to withdraw heavy weapons from cities and return troops to barracks, otherwise a further resolution on sanctions will be submitted to the Security Council.

Pole Dancing Prostitutes Damage Signs In NZ Prostitutes in south Auckland, in New Zealand, have been destroying street signs by dancing and swinging from the roadside poles to entice potential customers. Auckland resident Donna Lee said: “Prostitutes use these (street sign poles) as dancing poles... The poles are part of their soliciting equipment and they often snap them. Some of the prostitutes are big, strong people.” It is claimed more than 40 poles have been bent or broken in the past year and a half. Ms Lee, from the city council’s OtaraPapatoetoe Local Board, said she did not receive complaints from business people anymore because they had “given up on getting any help”. The claims are printed in a

dossier of evidence from local businesses and residents which outlines issues faced as a result of prostitution in the area. According to news website Stuff.co.nz, the dossier begins with a foreword by local Mayor Len Brown, who writes: “There is no doubt that the street sex trade is enjoying its unrestricted use of public space and is possibly the only industry in New Zealand to enjoy such status.” He says: “Other industries must comply with licences or special authority of some kind. The street sector of prostitution faces no such constraints.” The accusations include a transvestite ramming a supermarket trolley into a woman’s car at 8am, before lying across the bonnet of the vehicle.

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E n t o m b e d D o r s e t C o u p l e L ay Hidden Under Landslide For 10 Days

The bodies of Rosemary Snell and her boyfriend were recovered from their submerged Skoda. They had been missing for more than a week before detectives worked out they had been in the area by checking their phone and bank records. Their car was buried under 3m (10ft) of rubble near the entrance of a tunnel which was hit by a mudslide in the heavy rain which triggered widespread flood warnings. Friends demanded to know why it had taken so long to find the couple, but police said they had been busy on the night of the landslide and there had been no obvious sign of their car. Ms Snell, 67, from Misterton, Somerset, was reported missing by a friend on 9t July, two days after she had gone out with her new boyfriend, who was in

his 70s. Police searched the 19th century Beaminster tunnel in Dorset on the night of the mudslide and found the entrance blocked by mud, water, bricks and trees. They returned to the scene on Monday evening when officers from the Avon and Somerset force tipped them off that the couple were probably in the area. Rescuers used heavy machinery to pull out the

car, which had its roof crushed flat by the debris. Ms Snell’s neighbour John Dyke said: ‘We are all in total shock. We just want to know why it took so long for her body to be found.’ Dorset assistant chief constable James Vaughan said: ‘It was a busy weekend, there were no obvious signs of a vehicle buried in the mud, there were several hundred tons of rubble and there were no reports of missing people.’

Delta Passenger Thought Needle Was A Toothpick Jim Tonjes was high above North America when he bit into a hot turkey sandwich aboard a Delta Air Lines flight and felt a sudden jab in his mouth. Glancing down, he noticed what looked like a sewing needle in the food. Another passenger on the plane reported the same thing. At first, he thought a toothpick, meant to hold the sandwich together, had punctured the roof of his mouth. When he pulled it out, “it was a straight needle, about one inch long, with sharp points on both ends.” Now U.S. and European authorities are trying to determine how the needles got into meals, served on at least four Delta flights from Amsterdam to the U.S., and why anyone would place them there. “We are keeping all options open because at this moment, we have no idea why somebody or something put needles inside the sandwiches,” said Robert van Kapel, a spokesman for Amsterdam’s Schiphol airport. The FBI and the airport’s police department have opened criminal investigations. The U.S. Transportation Security Administration said it does not view the matter as a national security threat. A Delta spokeswoman said the needles were found on Sunday (15th) in six sandwiches on four flights. Passengers discovered four of them. The flights included one to Minneapolis, one to Seattle and two to Atlanta. Tonjes was returning after a visit to Amsterdam for his mother-in-law’s 90th birthday. The nine-hour flight was about 90 minutes from Minneapolis when flight

attendants offered Tonjes, who was seated in business class, a cold Mediterranean salad or the hot turkey sandwich. “I’ll be very honest, the first bite, I thought, ‘Boy, this is pretty good,” Tonjes said. “It was the second bite that got me.” Now Tonjes is on a 28-day course of pills (at a cost of $1,400) aimed at warding off any infection, including hepatitis or HIV. His doctors have asked the FBI to tell them right away if they find any residue on the needle. The sandwiches were made by Gate Gourmet, one of the world’s largest airline caterers, with facilities on five continents. The company serves many airlines, but only Delta flights appeared to be affected. The company said it was investigating. Spokesman David Fisher declined to elaborate. Delta Air Lines Inc. spokeswoman Kristin Baur said security has been stepped up at all of the Gate Gourmet facilities used by the airline. Delta is also using more prepackaged food. Gate Gourmet was founded in 1992 to cater Swissair flights and grew by taking over other airline caterers, including that of British Airways. It went into private ownership in 2003.

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Nazi-Era War Crime Suspect Detained Hungarian prosecutors say they have taken into custody, and charged with war crimes, a man suspected of taking part in the deportation of Jews in 1944. Prosecutors say that Laszlo Csatary, whose case was brought to their attention by the Simon Wiesenthal Centre, was taken into custody on Wednesday (18th). They say Csatary was a police officer in the Slovakian city of Kosice, at a time part of Hungary, when Jews were deported to Auschwitz and other death camps and that he was present when the trains were loaded and sent on their way. Prosecutors want the 97-year-old suspect held under house arrest, which will also allow

authorities to confiscate Csatary’s passport. Prosecutors said that considering Csatary’s age, he is in a good physical and mental state.

A bomb planted by the Taliban destroyed 22 NATO trucks carrying supplies to their forces in northern Afghanistan, the Taliban and police said on Wednesday, 18th. Eighteen fuel trucks and four supply vehicles were parked in Aibak, the capital of Samangan province, when a bomb ripped through them, wounding one person, local police said. “At 2 a.m. the mujahedeen attacked the invader NATO trucks,” the Taliban said in a statement, referring to the wagons which had been driven from Uzbekistan to Afghanistan’s north. The trucks were attacked in the same province where prominent anti-Taliban lawmaker Ahmad Khan Samangani was killed

on Saturday at his daughter’s wedding, in a suicide bomb attack that killed 22 other guests. “We believe the Taliban carried this out. Eighteen trucks have been totally destroyed, the rest were damaged by fire,” Samangan police Chief Khalil Andarabi told Reuters. Separately, police in neighbouring Baghlan province said they had detained 10 suspected Taliban members with so-called magnetic bombs, which they were trying to attach to supply trucks. Pakistan recently reopened its border crossings with Afghanistan for NATO supplies after shutting them in November after a U.S. airstrike unintentionally killed 24 Pakistani soldiers.

Taliban Bomb Destroys 22 NATO Supply Trucks

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Torvill and Dean invite a host of Olympic heroes to go head to head for the first time….on ice. Viewers have seen the sporting heroes triumph in their chosen field winning their biggest accolade, an Olympic medal. This latest challenge sees the gold and silver medalists take a giant leap from the podium as they prepare to master a completely new skill in a brand new arena. This unique TV special will see Torvill and Dean unveil a brand new, specially crafted performance and in a TV

exclusive, Dancing On Ice judge Robin Cousins will take to the ice to perform a solo routine for first time in twelve years in front of a live audience, in celebration of this iconic sporting event. Dancing On Ice Goes Gold will see the inspirational athletes swap their track suits for sequins and diamond encrusted costumes, as they take to the ice and perform for the first time in front of a live studio audience. The stars going head to head include, Colin Jackson CBE (Team GB 2012 Ambassador), silver medal winner in

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the 110m Hurdles at the Seoul Olympics 1988; ‘mother of gymnastics’ Olga Korbut, winner of 4 gold and 2 silver medals, 1972 Munich and 1976 Montreal; Tessa Sanderson CBE (Team GB 2012 Ambassador), won gold for javelin, 1984 LA; Pippa Wilson MBE, won gold for Yngling sailing, 2008 Beijing; Jamie Baulch, won silver in 4 x400m relay, Athens 1996; Steve Williams OBE, won gold in Coxless Four Athens 2004 and Beijing 2008 and Gail Emms MBE, won silver in badminton mixed doubles, Athens 2004.

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f r i d ay 6:00am ��Breakfast 9:15am �� Heir Hunters 10:00am ��Homes Under the Hammer 11:00am �� Cowboy Trap 11:45am ��You’ve Been Scammed 12:15pm ��Bargain Hunt 1:00pm �� BBC News at One 1:30pm ��BBC London News 1:45pm ��Doctors 2:15pm �� Escape to the Country 3:00pm �� Flog It! 3:45pm ��Match of the Day Great Britain v Sweden. Live coverage from the Riverside Stadium, Middlesbrough, as Great Britain’s women face Sweden in their only friendly before the Olympics. 6:00pm �� BBC News at Six 6:30pm ��BBC London News 7:00pm �� The One Show 7:30pm �� Match of the Day Great Britain v Brazil. Live action from Middlesbrough’s Riverside Stadium as Great Britain’s men play their one and only warmup game ahead of a historic return to Olympic action. 10:00pm ��BBC News at Ten 10:25pm ��BBC London News 10:35pm �� Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow The roadshow heads across the sea to the Olympia Theatre in Dublin, where Michael introduces Andrew Lawrence, Keith Farnan and Zoe Lyons, plus Irish favourite Tommy Tiernan. 11:20pm ��The National Lottery Friday Night Draws 11:30pm ��White Van Man The series finale sees Darren betray Ollie with severe consequences. Ollie must also contend with the possibility that Emma may not be the perfect girlfriend he thought she was. 12:00am �� EastEnders Omnibus 1:25am ��Weatherview 1:30am �� Britain’s Lost Routes with Griff Rhys Jones 2:30am ��Hairy Bikers’ Best of British

6:00am ��Children´s TV 6:25am ��Timmy Time 6:35am ��Dirtgirlworld 6:50am �� Rastamouse 7:00am ��Roar 7:30am �� Stuck on Sheep Mountain 7:55am �� The League of Super Evil 8:10am ��Frankenstein’s Cat 8:20am ��Pet Squad 8:30am ��Nina and the Neurons 8:45am �� Big and Small 9:00am ��Golf The Open Championship. Hazel Irvine is at Royal Lytham and St Annes for live coverage of the second day of the Open. There was drama at this stage of the tournament last year as England’s Luke Donald dropped four shots in the last four holes to miss the cut. 8:00pm ��RHS Flower Show Tatton Park 2012 Join Monty Don, Carol Klein and Joe Swift for a second helping of floral delights from the RHS Flower Show, Tatton Park. 8:30pm ��Gardeners’ World At Longmeadow, Monty Don reveals how the garden has changed over the last four weeks and gets to grips with a variety of jobs in the walled garden. 9:00pm ��The Great British Story: A People’s History This chapter charts the Reformation, including the Cornish Prayer Book rebellion and the rise of industry and commerce. 10:00pm �� The Sarah Millican Television Programme In this episode, she’s looking at costume drama with special reference to zombies, meets distinguished actor Simon Callow and star of Downton Abbey, Phyllis Logan. 10:30pm ��Newsnight 11:00pm �� The Review Show 11:50pm ��Jindabyne Crime drama adapted from a short story by Raymond Carver. A group of friends on a weekend fishing trip in the Australian town of Jindabyne discover the corpse of a murdered woman floating in the river. 1:45am ��BBC News

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6:00am ��Daybreak 8:30am ��Lorraine 9:25am ��The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30am ��This Morning 11:25am ��ITV News 11:30am ��This Morning 12:30pm ��Let’s Do Lunch... With Gino and Mel 1:30pm ��ITV News and Weather 2:00pm ��Drive to Buy 3:00pm �� Secret Dealers 4:00pm ��A Touch of Frost 5:00pm ��Tipping Point 6:00pm �� London Tonight 6:30pm �� ITV News and Weather 7:00pm �� Emmerdale Marlon faces a dilemma - whether to stay with Laurel or go to New Zealand. Cain is thrown to find out the reason for Cameron’s secretive behaviour. 7:30pm ��Coronation Street Rob sets out to expose Ryan’s deception. Sunita is perturbed when Dev sets a date for their wedding. Leanne interviews Tracy for a job. 8:00pm ��Britain’s Secret Treasures Jon Culshaw goes on the trail of some Viking treasure which gives a clue to the origins of the north/south divide, Dan Lobb reveals how a Bronze Age stash proves that the import and export business was thriving 3,500 years ago. 8:30pm ��Coronation Street Michelle is stunned by Ryan’s lack of remorse. Kirsty’s insecurity resurfaces when Tyrone and Fiz organise her baby shower. 9:00pm �� Superstar The two contestants with the fewest viewer votes must perform again in the sing-off before Andrew Lloyd Webber decides who to send home. 10:30pm �� ITV News and Weather 11:10pm �� City Slickers Ron Underwood’s comedy Western stars Billy Crystal, Daniel Stern and Bruno Kirby as three city types who decide to spend their vacation on a cattle drive led by crusty cowboy Curly.

6:10am ��Sali Mali 6:15am �� The Hoobs 7:05am �� Freshly Squeezed 7:30am ��According to Jim 7:55am ��Everybody Loves Raymond 8:30am ��Frasier 9:00am ��Secret Millionaire USA 10:00am ��Relocation, Relocation 11:00am �� You Deserve This House 12:00pm �� Channel 4 News 12:05pm ��Sainsbury’s and Channel 4 Presents... London 2012: Stephen Miller 12:10pm ��Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 12:40pm ��Gok Cooks Chinese 1:10pm �� Heaven Knows, Mr Allison 3:10pm �� Countdown 4:00pm �� Deal or No Deal 5:00pm ��Four in a Bed 5:30pm �� Come Dine with Me 6:00pm ��The Simpsons 6:30pm �� Hollyoaks The village is shaken by Silas’s reappearance. Carmel is a shadow of her former self and Maddie is devastated to discover that her dad is leaving Hollyoaks, but is Esther making a huge mistake divulging the divorce to Tilly? 7:00pm �� Channel 4 News 7:55pm ��4thought.tv 8:00pm �� Phil Spencer: Secret Agent This time he goes undercover in Scotland, trying to get offers on two houses not far from Glasgow’s busy city centre. 9:00pm �� The Million Pound Drop 10:35pm �� The Angelos Epithemiou Show 11:10pm �� A Short History of Everything Else 11:40pm �� New Girl 12:10am ��Random Acts 12:15am �� The Family Stone 2:00am �� Glasgowland 2:05am �� My Name is Earl 2:30am �� My Name is Earl 2:50am.................. The Million Pound Drop

Phil Spencer: Secret Agent Channel 4 - 8:00 - 9:00 pm Phil Spencer returns, continuing his efforts to give Britain’s troublesome property market a shake up. This time he goes undercover in Scotland, trying to get offers on two houses not far from Glasgow’s busy city centre. In Giffnock he’s working with Dougie, whose three-bed home has Scotland’s best state school on the doorstep.

And in Uddingston, he meets Pamela and Ian, whose five-bed cottage is struggling to find a buyer. One house is a 50s throwback, the other an 80s revival, and neither is what the buyers of Glasgow’s swanky suburbs want in a family home. Phil and the owners feel the pressure with just one week to sell these pricey properties at an open day.

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2 0 6:00am ��Children´s TV 9:15am �� The Wright Stuff 11:10am �� Eddie Stobart: Trucks and Trailers 12:10pm ��5 News Lunchtime 12:15pm ��Big Brother 1:15pm ��Home and Away 1:45pm ��Neighbours 2:15pm �� NCIS 3:20pm ��McBride: Anybody Here Murder Marty? 5:00pm ��5 News at 5 5:30pm ��Neighbours 6:00pm ��Home and Away 6:30pm �� 5 News 7:00pm �� Cricket on 5 8:00pm �� Ice Road Truckers: Deadliest Roads 9:00pm �� Big Brother 10:00pm �� The Bachelor 11:00pm �� Big Brother’s Bit on the Side 12:00am ��Super Casino

7:20am ��The Jeremy Kyle Show US 8:10am ��Judge Judy 8:35am ��The Only Way is Essex 9:25am �� The Real Housewives of Orange County 10:30am �� The Real Housewives of New York City 11:30am ��Judge Judy 12:00pm ��Emmerdale 1:00pm ��Coronation Street 1:30pm ��The Jeremy Kyle Show 3:40pm �� The Real Housewives of Orange County 4:40pm �� The Real Housewives of New York City 5:35pm ��Judge Judy 6:00pm ��The Jeremy Kyle Show US 7:00pm �� The Cube 8:00pm �� You’ve Been Framed! 8:30pm �� Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 9:00pm �� Hellboy II: The Golden Army 11:25pm �� Casino Royale

7:00pm ��Athletics Diamond League - Monaco. Jonathan Edwards and Colin Jackson are live at the Stade Louis II for the final Diamond League meeting before the London Olympics. 9:00pm �� Olympics’ Most Amazing Moments Richard Bacon and Olympic hurdling medallist Colin Jackson count down the top 50 sublime, ridiculous and agonising moments from the modern Olympic Games. 11:00pm �� Family Guy A friend asks Lois to be a surrogate mother for her, and Lois agrees. 11:20pm �� Family Guy Peter decides to become a full-time member of the paparazzi after he finds success in selling footage of a celebrity he caught off guard. 11:45pm �� American Dad! 12:30am �� Live at the Electric 1:00am �� Snog, Marry, Avoid? 1:30am �� Olympics’ Most Amazing Moments

8:55am ��Location, Location, Location 10:00am ��Four in a Bed 10:35am ��Relocation: Phil Down Under 11:40am �� River Cottage Bites 11:45am �� The Lavender Hill Mob 1:25pm �� Time Team 2:30pm ��Time Team Special 3:35pm ��The Restoration Man 4:40pm ��A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 5:45pm ��A Place in the Sun

6:00am ��Film File 6:10am ��Goodnight Sweetheart 6:40am ��Heartbeat 7:40am ��Upstairs, Downstairs 8:45am ��Rising Damp 9:15am �� Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman 10:20am ��Monk 11:15am �� Murder, She Wrote 12:15pm �� Murder, She Wrote 1:15pm ��Heartbeat 2:20pm ��The Darling Buds of May 3:25pm ��Monk 4:20pm ��World Kitchen 4:50pm ��World Kitchen 5:20pm ��Goodnight Sweetheart 5:55pm ��Heartbeat 7:00pm �� Murder, She Wrote 8:00pm �� Monk 9:00pm �� Lewis 11:00pm ��Atonement 1:20am �� Ruth Rendell Mysteries

6:00am ��World Cup Hat-Trick Heroes 6:05am ��The Professionals 6:55am �� Minder 7:55am ��Police, Camera, Action! 8:20am ��Police, Camera, Action! 8:55am �� Quantum Leap 9:55am ��The Professionals 11:00am ��Tour De France 2012 Highlights 12:00pm ��Bradley Wiggins: A Very British Champion 1:00pm ��Tour De France 2012 Live 4:00pm ��The Saint 5:00pm ��The Professionals

6:50pm �� Come Dine with Me 7:55pm ��Grand Designs 9:00pm ��The Talented Mr. Ripley Tom Ripley craves the life led by Dickie Greenleaf. When Dickie’s father, a wealthy ship builder, asks Tom to bring his errant playboy son back home to America. 11:40pm �� Coppers 12:45am �� Come Dine with Me 2:50am �� Coppers

6:00pm �� Quantum Leap 7:00pm �� Tour De France 2012 Highlights 8:00pm ��Send in the Dogs 9:00pm �� Highlander 11:20pm �� The Howling 1:15am ��Commando: On the Front Line 2:20am ��Police, Camera, Action!

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6:00am ��Muriel’s Wedding Muriel finds life in Porpoise Spit, Australia dull and spends her days alone in her room listening to music & dreaming of her wedding day. 8:00am ��Mystery, Alaska The officers of the Reno police department visit a national police convention in Miami Beach. When the convention center is bioattacked, it’s up to Reno’s “finest” to save the day. 10:00am ��True Hollywood Stories: Meg Ryan 11:00am �� Thank You For Smoking The chief spokesperson and lobbyist Nick Naylor is the Vice-President of the Academy of Tobacco Studies. He is talented in speaking and spins argument to defend the cigarette industry in the most difficult situations. 1:00pm �� The Wedding Planner Workaholic wedding planner is so devoted to her career that she doesn’t have time to find a man. Things change, however, when Mary takes on a lucrative new client -- the ultra-rich Donnollys 3:00pm ��True Hollywood Stories: Michael Jackson Part 1 The inside story on the self-proclaimed “King of Pop”. We’ll take you from his rough show biz childhood, his religious fanaticism and his addiction to plastic surgery to his friendship with Elizabeth Taylor, his bitter feud with Diana Ross, his surprise marriages to Lisa Marie Presley and Debbie Rowe. 4:00pm �� Small Time Crooks Ray Winkler is a meek, addle-brained exconvict who decides to rob a bank to support the spending habits of his ex-stripper, New Jersey wife, Frenchy. 10:00pm ��The Shepherd When the post-traumatic stress of a failed sting operation nearly causes a mental and physical breakdown, legendary undercover agent CHARLIE finds himself relying on an unstable therapy group, and attracted to the even more unstable nurse JUDY. 11:30pm �� Mars Attacks! The Martians decide to attack our planet and devastate everything. Why? Because it’s fun!!! They enjoy killing people and destroy buildings; they even play bowling with the statues at Easter Isles and pose for photos in front of temples as they are blowing up.

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s at u r d ay 6:00am ��Breakfast 10:00am ��Golf The Open Championship. Hazel Irvine presents coverage of the third round of the 141st Open Championship from Royal Lytham and St Annes. Hazel and guests look forward to the day’s play, with regular live updates and action coming from out on the course. 12:00pm �� BBC News 12:10pm ��Golf The Open Championship. Hazel Irvine presents live coverage of the third round of the Open Championship from Royal Lytham and St Annes. This is the first time the championship has been held on this stretch of Lancashire coastline since 2001, when America’s David Duval lifted the Claret Jug. 6:10pm ��BBC News 6:20pm ��BBC London News 6:30pm �� Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Archaeologist Indy finds out that his dad is missing. Professor Jones was looking for the Holy Grail. Indy is called into the search, but he must battle Nazi relic hunters to be first to the prize. 8:25pm ��The National Lottery: Secret Fortune 9:20pm ��Casualty When a passer-by reports an argument between Wesley Royce and his partner Faith, the police break into their home and stun Wesley. 10:10pm ��BBC News 10:30pm �� Mrs. Brown’s Boys Agnes Brown thinks everyone has gone mad. Father Quinn is losing his faith as fast as he loses parishioners, newlyweds Dermot and Maria will not stop fighting, and Grandad has decided that he would like to witness his own funeral. 11:00pm ��Live at the Apollo 11:45pm ��Grosse Pointe Blank 1:25am ��Weatherview 1:30am �� Faster Higher Stronger: Stories of the Olympic Games 2:30am �� Usain Bolt: The Fastest Man Alive

6:00am ��Children´s TV 6:25am ��Timmy Time 6:35am ��Dirtgirlworld 6:45am �� Rastamouse 7:00am ��Barney’s Barrier Reef 7:30am ��Project Parent 8:00am ��The Scooby-Doo Show 8:20am ��Dennis and Gnasher 8:30am ��The Slammer 9:00am ��Blue Peter’s Big Olympic Tour 9:30am ��Incredible Edibles 10:00am ��My Genius Idea 10:30am ��Splatalot 11:00am ��Copycats 11:30am �� Ooglies 11:35am �� Diddy Movies 11:45am �� MOTD Kickabout 12:05pm ��Jubal 1:45pm ��Show Me the Monet 2:30pm �� Racing from Ascot The King George. Four high-quality flat races feature in the coverage from Ascot. The highlight is the prestigious King George VI and Queen Elizabeth Stakes, a group one contest run over one and a half miles around this famous course. 5:00pm �� F1: Grand Prix Qualifying German Grand Prix - Qualifying Highlights. Lee McKenzie presents highlights of qualifying from the German Grand Prix at Hockenheim.

6:00am ��Signed Stories 6:10am �� Engie Benjy 6:25am �� Olly the Little White Van 6:30am �� Fluffy Gardens 6:40am ��The Hive 7:00am �� Poppy Cat 7:10am �� Curious George 7:25am ��The Super Hero Squad Show 7:45am �� Fleabag Monkeyface 8:00am ��Horrid Henry 8:10am ��Horrid Henry 8:25am �� Saturday Cookbook 9:25am ��ITV News 9:30am ��The Jeremy Kyle Show US 10:25am ��The Jeremy Kyle Show US 11:20am ��The Real Housewives of New York City 12:15pm ��ITV News and Weather 12:25pm �� Escape to Victory 2:35pm �� The Man with the Golden Gun Spy thriller in which James Bond finds himself the target of a charismatic assassin. 5:00pm ��London Tonight 5:10pm ��ITV News and Weather 5:25pm �� Primeval Faced with the increasing dangers of Philip’s machine, the team are pitted against their darkest challenge yet as Matt’s prediction appears to be true.

6:00am ��Sainsbury’s and Channel 4 Presents... London 2012: Ellie Simmonds 6:05am ��Sali Mali 6:10am �� The Hoobs 6:35am ��The Paralympic Show 7:00am ��British Formula Ford 7:25am �� Mobil 1 The Grid 7:55am ��The Morning Line 8:55am ��Ibiza Rocks 9:10am �� T4 Movie Special 9:40am ��New Girl 10:15am ��Revenge 11:15am ��Suburgatory 11:45am ��Summer Daze with Blackberry 12:20pm ��The Big Bang Theory 12:55pm ��The Big Bang Theory 1:20pm �� The Simpsons 1:55pm ��Channel 4 Racing Newmarket and Market Rasen. Just a week after the July Cup, Channel 4 Racing returns to the July course, as the turf takes a further pounding over a mixture of distances. 3:55pm �� Sainsbury’s London 2012 4:00pm �� Come Dine with Me 4:30pm �� Come Dine with Me 5:05pm �� Come Dine with Me 5:40pm �� Come Dine with Me

6:10pm �� Golf The Open Championship. Hazel Irvine introduces further live golf from the closing stages of the third round of the 141st Open Championship. 8:00pm �� The Hollow Crown Henry V has settled onto the throne and has the makings of a fine king when the French ambassador brings a challenge from the Dauphin. 10:15pm �� QI Stephen Fry asks unanswerable questions about highs and lows, with Sandi Toksvig, Fred MacAulay, Rob Brydon and Alan Davies. 10:45pm ��TOTP 2 11:45pm �� Kicks 1:05am ��BBC News

6:30pm ��You’ve Been Framed Extreme! 7:30pm �� The Cube 8:35pm �� TV’s Biggest Blockbusters 2012 sees Great Britain complete the digital switchover, this two-hour special celebrates the most watched shows in television history and the most popular TV moments ever. 10:30pm �� ITV News and Weather 10:45pm ��Mad Mad World Paddy McGuinness presents the comedy panel quiz that looks at fun news stories, events and TV clips from every corner of the globe. 11:30pm ��Take Me Out 12:35am �� The Store 2:40am ��In Plain Sight

6:10pm ��Come Dine with Me 6:35pm �� Channel 4 News 7:05pm ��4thought.tv 7:10pm �� The Million Pound Drop 9:00pm �� Date Night Tina Fey and Steve Carell star in Shawn Levy’s chase comedy. Phil and Claire Foster feel their marriage has gone a tad stale and decide to pep it up by going out on a date, just like they used to do. 10:45pm ��Another 48 Hrs Comedy thriller reuniting the crimebusting duo of cop and criminal from 48 Hrs as they come up against a drug dealer known only as the Iceman. 12:40am �� The Million Pound Drop 2:15am ��Gentlemen Broncos

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TV’s Biggest Blockbusters ITV 1 - 8:35 - 10:30 pm As 2012 sees Britain complete the digital switchover, this two-hour special for ITV1 counts down the biggest rating television shows ever to hit our screens. These days, shows and events such as The X Factor final, England football matches and royal weddings still manage to pull in huge audiences as the nation gets together to watch talked-about TV. But back in the days of a mere four channels to choose from, even the most unexpected shows could attract staggering

viewing figures. Split into four categories, Entertainment; Live Events; Drama and Soaps; and Comedy, TV’s Biggest Blockbusters counts down the top ten shows with the biggest audiences in each section. This exclusive programme, based purely on viewing figures, features ratings hits such as Jim’ll Fix It, The Royal Variety Performance, The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge’s wedding, Coronation Street, EastEnders and Bread, and also reveals more unusual ratings blockbusters.

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2 1 7:00pm ��The Real Hustle Novice hustlers Polly Parsons and Jazz Lintott have to learn the art of deception in record time, as they join the original trio and help them carry out the most devious scams to date. 7:30pm ��Top Gear In the last show of this series, Jeremy Clarkson races the new Jaguar XJ against something even bigger and more powerful - the rotation of the earth itself. 8:30pm ��Shrek 9:55pm ��Russell Howard’s Good News 10:25pm �� Live at the Electric 10:55pm �� Family Guy 11:40pm �� American Dad! 12:25am �� Olympics’ Most Amazing Moments 1:20am ��Russell Howard’s Good News 1:50am �� Live at the Electric 2:20am ��Is Football Racist?

8:55am �� Time Team 11:05am �� Time Team 12:10pm �� Time Team 1:15pm ��Terms of Endearment 3:50pm �� Quick Bakes with Eric Lanlard 4:10pm �� Kirstie’s Handmade Britain 5:15pm ��Location, Location, Location 5:50pm ��Location, Location, Location

6:00am �� The Hot Desk 6:10am ��Coronation Street Omnibus 9:10am ��Emmerdale Omnibus 12:30pm ��Take Me Out 1:40pm �� Planet’s Funniest Animals 2:10pm ��America’s Got Talent 4:00pm ��America’s Got Talent 4:50pm ��Free Willy 3: The Rescue

6:00am ��Drama Trails 6:10am ��World Kitchen 6:35am �� The Agatha Christie Hour 7:45am ��Upstairs, Downstairs 10:05am ��Summer Holiday 12:15pm ��Inspector Morse 2:30pm ��Agatha Christie’s Poirot 3:35pm ��The Sign of Four 5:50pm ��Agatha Christie’s Marple

6:45pm �� The Mummy Comical horror fantasy adventure about the search for buried treasure protected by an ancient mummy’s curse in the Egyptian desert. 9:00pm �� Casino Royale Superb spy action and a blistering return for the new Bond. With two kills under his belt, MI6 agent James Bond is elevated to OO status, but his next mission goes badly awry. 12:00am �� Celebrity Juice 12:45am �� Batman Returns 3:00am ��Teleshopping

8:00pm ��Doc Martin Martin and Louisa’s wedding day arrives, but the day is plagued by disasters. Can the couple make it through and finally become husband and wife? 9:00pm �� Lewis Lewis and Hathaway enter the archaic world of St Gerard’s Hall when a visiting female bishop is found dead after drinking poisoned wine. 11:00pm ��Mystic River 1:35am �� Terry and June 2:05am �� ITV3 Nightscreen

6:00am �� Greatest FA Cup Finals 6:10am ��The Professionals 7:05am ��Tommy Cooper 7:30am ��Tommy Cooper 8:00am �� Quantum Leap 9:00am �� World’s Wildest Police Videos 9:55am ��Police, Camera, Action! 10:20am ��Motorsport UK 11:20am ��DTM 11:55am ��The Professionals 1:00pm ��Tour De France 2012 Highlights 2:00pm ��Tour De France 2012 Live 5:00pm ��Goodwood Festival of Speed 2012

6:00am ��Children´s TV 9:00am �� Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 9:15am ��The Mr. Men Show 9:30am �� Roary the Racing Car 9:45am ��Jelly Jamm 10:00am ��Zoo Days 10:05am ��How Do They Do It? 10:35am ��Big Brother 11:35am ��Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol 1:20pm ��Adventures in Babysitting 3:15pm ��Fly Away Home 5:20pm �� Stone Cold 7:00pm �� Cricket on 5 8:00pm �� 5 News Weekend 8:05pm ��NCIS 9:10pm �� Big Brother 10:10pm �� CSI: Miami 11:05pm �� CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12:05am ��Super Casino

6:55pm ��Location, Location, Location 8:00pm ��Supersize v Superskinny Wafer-thin Jenette Nolan from Lancashire refuses to marry her husband until she can fill her wedding dress but there’s a long way to go. Weighing just 6 stone 8lbs, she’s two stone underweight. 9:00pm �� Embarrassing Bodies 10:05pm ��The Talented Mr. Ripley 12:50am ��Supersize v Superskinny 1:50am �� Embarrassing Bodies 2:55am �� Confession of a Cannibal Convict

6:00pm ��20 Football Games That Shook the World 7:00pm ��Tour De France 2012 Highlights 8:00pm ��Space Cowboys 10:30pm �� Training Day 12:55am ��World’s Wildest Police Videos 1:50am ��The Big Match Revisited

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6:00am �� The Weekend 7:30am �� The Last Boy Scout A former Secret Service agent and a former pro quarterback team up to investigate the murder of a girlfriend working as a stripper. 9:00am ��Taps An announcement that the venerable Bunker Hill Military Academy, a 141 year old institute, is to be torn down and replaced with condos sets off the young cadets led by their stodgy commander. 11:00am �� Hero A series of Rashomon-like flashback accounts shape the story of how one man defeated three assassins who sought to murder the most powerful warlord in pre-unified China. 11:00am �� Hero A series of Rashomon-like flashback accounts shape the story of how one man defeated three assassins who sought to murder the most powerful warlord in pre-unified China. 2:30pm �� The Jungle Book 2 Mowgli, missing the jungle and his old friends, runs away from the man village unaware of the danger he’s in by going back to the wild. 4:00pm ��Rookie Of The Year 12-year-old Henry Rowengartner, whose late father was a minor league baseball player, grew up dreaming of playing baseball, despite his physical shortcomings. Although he’s close to his mother Mary, Henry hates Mary’s latest boyfriend, Jack Bradfield. 6:00pm �� Prefontaine Life and times of Steve Prefontaine, a young long-distance runner from Oregon who pursued the dream of Olympic gold in Munich and became one of the biggest, yet most tragic sport stars in america. 8:00pm ��The Ice Harvest Larceny, lust and lethal behavior. In icebound Wichita, Kansas, it’s Christmas Eve, and this year Charlie Arglist just might have something to celebrate. 11:30pm ��The Pursuit Of D.B.Cooper A speculation on the fate of the famous hijacker who parachuted with his ransom and disappeared in the mountains, has Cooper following a meticulous plan to disappear into anonymity despite the best efforts of a dogged cop.

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s u n d ay 6:00am ��Breakfast 9:00am ��The Andrew Marr Show 10:00am ��Sunday Morning Live 11:00am ��Country Tracks 12:00pm �� BBC News 12:05pm ��Bargain Hunt 12:35pm ��Golf The Open Championship. Hazel Irvine introduces live coverage as the 141st Open Championship reaches its climax at Royal Lytham and St Annes. Darren Clarke was last year’s champion, winning by three strokes ahead of Americans Dustin Johnson and Phil Mickelson. 7:00pm ��BBC News 7:10pm ��BBC London News 7:15pm �� Countryfile 8:10pm ��Casualty Jordan is forced to operate on his girlfriend as the continuing riots block his way to the ED. 9:00pm �� Wallander A friend of Wallander’s daughter comes begging for his help but then disappears. Meanwhile, an elderly woman’s body is found cremated in a shallow grave. 10:30pm ��BBC News 10:45pm ��BBC London News 10:55pm �� John Bishop’s Britain Filmed in front of a live audience in Manchester, John presents viewers with a mix of stand-up and short sketches on universal themes. 11:40pm ��F1: Grand Prix Germany. Highlights. Lee McKenzie introduces highlights of the German Grand Prix. Last year, McLaren’s Lewis Hamilton won after a tussle with Ferrari’s Fernando Alonso and the Red Bulls of Mark Webber and Sebastian Vettel. 1:10am ��Weatherview 1:15am �� Faster Higher Stronger: Stories of the Olympic Games The series telling the history of the Olympics continues with the story of gymnastics at the modern Games. It explores a neverending pursuit of perfection by athletes constantly pushing their sport to greater and greater levels of technical difficulty both on the floor and up on the high apparatus.

6:00am ��The Pingu Show 6:10am �� Zigby 6:25am ��Timmy Time 6:35am ��Dirtgirlworld 6:45am �� Rastamouse 7:00am ��Barney’s Barrier Reef 7:30am ��Scoop 7:55am ��The Scooby-Doo Show 8:15am ��Dennis and Gnasher 8:30am ��Wingin’ It 8:50am ��Shaun the Sheep 9:00am ��Friday Download 10:00am ��Raymond Blanc: The Very Hungry Frenchman 11:00am ��Golf 12:35pm ��Jack 2:25pm ��Show Me the Monet 3:10pm �� Escape to the Country 3:55pm �� Flog It! 4:55pm �� Songs of Praise 5:30pm ��F1: Grand Prix Germany. Highlights. Lee McKenzie introduces highlights of the German Grand Prix. Last year, McLaren’s Lewis Hamilton won after a tussle with Ferrari’s Fernando Alonso and the Red Bulls of Mark Webber and Sebastian Vettel. 7:00pm �� Secrets of Our Living Planet In this episode, Chris travels across the world, from Iceland to Brazil, to Bangladesh and the Maldives. His aim: to reveal the secrets of our watery habitats, fresh and salty. 8:00pm ��Engineering Giants Engineer turned comedian Tom Wrigglesworth and Rob Bell, rising star of mechanical engineering, tell the story as an entire North Sea Gas installation, the Lima Platform, is pulled from the sea by floating cranes, brought back to Newcastle, and then torn into tiny pieces for recycling. 9:00pm ��World’s Most Dangerous Roads 10:00pm �� Mock the Week...Again 10:30pm ��Line of Duty 11:30pm ��Twenty Twelve 12:00am �� Sparkle 1:40am ��BBC News

6:00am ��Boblins 6:10am ��Fireman Sam 6:20am �� Olly the Little White Van 6:30am ��Jungle Junction 6:40am ��Jungle Junction 7:00am �� Poppy Cat 7:10am �� Curious George 7:25am �� Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil 7:30am �� Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil 7:45am �� Fleabag Monkeyface 8:00am �� Big Time Rush 8:25am ��Dinner Date 9:25am ��ITV News 9:30am ��House Gift 10:25am ��There’s No Taste Like Home 11:25am ��The Hungry Sailors 12:25pm ��ITV News and Weather 12:35pm ��Dickinson’s Real Deal 1:35pm ��Murder, She Wrote 2:35pm ��TV’s Biggest Blockbusters 4:25pm ��Doc Martin Martin does not take kindly to the influx of holidaymakers in Portwenn -and his attempts to point out the dangers of sunbathing to one woman do not go over very well. 5:25pm �� The Chase 6:25pm �� London Tonight 6:40pm �� ITV News and Weather 7:00pm ��Britain’s Secret Treasures Bill Roach goes on a spiritual journey to Kent to investigate a gold cup that is 3,500 years old. 8:00pm �� Dancing on Ice Goes Gold Phillip Schofield and Christine Bleakley presents a one-off special edition of the show as seven medal-winning Olympians battle it out to be crowned Dancing On Ice Goes Gold champion. 10:00pm �� ITV News and Weather 10:20pm ��Bomber Command 11:15pm �� Jp Morgan Premiership Rugby 7s Highlights 12:15am �� The Store 2:15am ��Golden Balls

6:15am �� Ironman 2012 6:40am ��Ge Canary Wharf Triathlon 7:05am ��British Gas Great Swim 8:00am ��Will and Grace 8:55am ��Frasier 10:00am ��Sunday Brunch 12:30pm ��Jamie Does... 1:35pm �� How to Cook Like Heston 2:05pm ��The Big Bang Theory 2:30pm ��The Big Bang Theory 3:00pm �� The Simpsons 3:35pm �� The Simpsons 4:05pm �� Deal or No Deal 5:05pm �� Sainsbury’s London 2012 5:10pm �� Channel 4 News 5:40pm ��4thought.tv 5:45pm ��Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief This family adventure from Chris Columbus is adapted from the first of Rick Riordan’s series of fantasy novels, and stars Logan Lerman as Percy Jackson, an American teen who finds that Greek myth is much closer to home than he imagined. 8:00pm ��Come Dine with Me Competitive sportswoman Lauren kicks off a week of competitive dining in Milton Keynes with a night of hearty grub and glitzy fun. 9:00pm ��Thelma’s Gypsy Girls Employing ten new trainees, with most of the girls having no qualifications, minimal history of work and some of them unable to read and write, is a potential risk to Thelma’s business. 10:00pm ��Role Models David Wain’s comedy stars Paul Rudd and Seann William Scott as a pair of irresponsible salesmen who find themselves acting as very unlikely role models for two wayward kids. 11:55pm ��Internal Affairs This intense thriller from Mike Figgis stars Andy Garcia as Sergeant Raymond Avilla, an ambitious police officer in the Los Angeles Internal Affairs Department. 2:00am ��A Family Portrait 2:05am �� Camelot 3:00am ��Hollyoaks Omnibus

Editor Recommends The Only Way Is Essex ITV 2 - 10:00 - 10:45 pm The Only Way Is Essex – fresh from it’s one off visit to ‘MARBS’ will return to ITV2 this Summer for a sixth series. Our colourful cast once again welcome you back into their uber glamorous Essex community. As always, the series will be filmed close to transmission ensuring everything that happens remains as dramatic and explosive as the previous episode. The last series ended with Arg and Gemma sharing a kiss that shocked viewers, will this popular couple

go any further together? Joey and Sam rekindled their relationship whilst Ricky & Jess and Tom K and Lydia started new ones. Billie M and Cara showed no signs of slowing down their dislike of Arg whilst Charlie and Gemma tried to move on from arguing with each other post split. Joan Collins joined the show, proving to be a great rock for daughter Gemma and Nanny Pat decided to have her teeth whitened - earning her the Essex seal of approval from veneer wearing Chloe.

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2 2 6:00am ��Children´s TV 8:20am ��Angelina Ballerina 8:40am ��Rupert Bear 8:55am �� Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 9:10am ��The Mr. Men Show 9:25am �� Roary the Racing Car 9:40am ��Jelly Jamm 10:00am ��Monkey Life 10:25am ��The Hotel Inspector 11:25am ��Big Brother 12:25pm �� Krull 2:55pm ��Clash of the Titans 5:15pm �� Pocahontas 6:55pm �� 5 News Weekend 7:00pm �� Cricket on 5 8:00pm ��Once Upon a Time 9:00pm �� Big Brother 10:00pm �� Blood Work 12:00am ��World’s Fastest Train 1:00am ��Super Casino

6:00am �� The Biggest Loser 6:50am ��Emmerdale Omnibus 10:00am ��Coronation Street Omnibus 1:15pm ��Primeval 2:20pm ��The Only Way is Essex 3:25pm ��Cool Runnings 5:25pm ��King Kong Oscar-winning remake of the classic Depression-era monster movie. Down-onher-luck actress Ann Darrow accepts an offer to star in a film shot on the mysterious Skull Island. 9:00pm �� Benidorm It is the first day of the holidays, and the Solana is in chaos, with Mateo and Les/ Lesley barely able to keep control. 10:00pm ��The Only Way is Essex 10:45pm �� Bridget Jones’s Diary 12:50am ��The Only Way is Essex 1:35am �� Coronation Street 2:00am �� Coronation Street 2:25am ��Planet’s Funniest Animals

7:00pm �� Olympics’ Most Amazing Moments 9:00pm �� Girl Power Zoe Smith, Hannah Powell and Helen Jewell have dedicated their lives to the ultimate Olympic dream of representing Team GB at London 2012. This documentary follows these young teammates as they hone their skills, resist temptations and watch their weight in order to secure one of the two female spots on the British weightlifting squad. 10:00pm �� Family Guy Brian starts dating a blind girl and things get a little dicey when she divulges that she hates dogs. 10:20pm �� Family Guy 10:45pm �� American Dad! 11:30pm �� Snog, Marry, Avoid? 12:00am �� Live at the Electric 12:30am �� Girl Power 1:30am ��Can Anyone Beat Bolt? 2:25am �� Cherry Healey: How to Get a Life

8:55am ��Baking Mad with Eric Lanlard 9:30am �� River Cottage Bites 9:45am ��Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 12:25pm �� Time Team 2:30pm ��Four in a Bed 3:05pm ��Four in a Bed 3:35pm ��Four in a Bed 4:10pm ��Four in a Bed 4:40pm ��Four in a Bed 5:10pm �� Come Dine with Me 5:45pm �� Come Dine with Me 6:15pm �� Come Dine with Me 6:50pm �� Come Dine with Me 7:25pm �� Come Dine with Me 7:55pm ��River Cottage Veg 9:00pm �� One Born Every Minute 10:05pm �� Father Ted 11:10pm �� Embarrassing Bodies 12:15am ��River Cottage Veg 1:15am �� One Born Every Minute 2:25am �� Father Ted

6:00am �� Murder, She Wrote 6:55am �� Murder, She Wrote 7:55am ��World Kitchen 8:20am ��Heartbeat 9:25am ��Heartbeat 10:25am ��Rosemary and Thyme 11:30am ��Rosemary and Thyme 12:35pm �� The Casebook of Sherlock Holmes 1:40pm ��Dickinson’s Real Deal 2:40pm ��Dickinson’s Real Deal 3:40pm �� Jesus Christ Superstar 5:50pm ��Agatha Christie’s Poirot

6:00am ��Uefa Champions League Greatest Matches 6:15am ��The Saint 7:00am �� Minder 7:55am �� The Big Match Revisited 9:00am ��DTM 9:25am ��Border Security USA 10:25am ��Tommy Cooper 10:55am ��The Saint 11:55am ��The Professionals 1:00pm ��Tour De France 2012 Highlights 2:00pm ��Tour De France 2012 Live 5:00pm �� Minder

8:00pm �� Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9:00pm �� A Touch of Frost DI Frost investigates whether three male bodies found buried naked in the shape of a triangle are part of a satanic ritual. 11:10pm �� Wire in the Blood 1:05am ��Rosemary and Thyme 1:55am ��Rosemary and Thyme

6:00pm �� The Sweeney 7:00pm ��Tour De France 2012 Highlights 8:00pm �� Jp Morgan Premiership Rugby 7s Highlights 9:00pm ��Tightrope 11:20pm �� Balls of Fury 1:15am �� Vinnie Jones’ Toughest Cops 2:10am ��Police, Camera, Action!

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6:00am �� The Hatching Pete The movie is about a boy named Cleatis Poole (Mitchel Musso), who becomes his school’s mascot. He comes from a long line of mascots in his family... 7:30am ��Rookie Of The Year 9:00am ��Prefontaine 11:00am �� The Pursuit Of D.B.Cooper A speculation on the fate of the famous hijacker who parachuted with his ransom and disappeared in the mountains, has Cooper following a meticulous plan to disappear into anonymity despite the best efforts of a dogged cop. 1:00 pm.................................. The Return of Jafar Jafar comes for revenge on Aladdin, using a foolish thief and Iago’s treachery to find a way back into power. 2:30pm ��The Fox And The Hound The fun and adventure begins when a lonely widow adopts an orphaned fox cub named TOD. The mischievous fox soon meets up with COPPER, an adorable hound puppy. 4:00pm ��High Fidelity A man discovers that there’s more to love than a good mixed tape in this dramatic comedy about music and relationships. Rob (John Cusack), an obsessive record collector in his mid-thirties, is struggling to reconcile his adolescent enthusiasm for pop music with adult responsibilities and a more mature outlook. 6:00pm �� Wicker Park Matthew, a young advertising executive in Chicago, puts his life and a business trip to China on hold when he thinks he sees Lisa, the love of his life who walked out on him without a word two years earlier, walking out of a restaurant one day. 8:00pm ��Zatoichi The blind masseur/swordsman comes to a town in control of warring gangs, and while bunking with a farming family, he meets two women with their own agenda. 10:00pm �� My Name Is Modesty The story of how Modesty got her name. 11:30pm ��Reservoir Dogs This Quentin Tarantino cult classic looks at what happens before and after (but not during) a botched jewelry store robbery organized by Joe Cabot. Mr. White is a career criminal who takes a liking to newcomer Mr. Orange and enjoys showing him the ropes.

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m o n d ay 6:00am ��Breakfast 9:15am �� Heir Hunters 10:00am ��Homes Under the Hammer 11:00am �� Cowboy Trap 11:45am ��You’ve Been Scammed 12:15pm ��Bargain Hunt 1:00pm �� BBC News at One 1:45pm ��Doctors 2:15pm �� Escape to the Country 3:00pm �� BBC News 3:05pm �� Deadly 60 3:35pm ��Prank Patrol Down Under 4:00pm ��Copycats 4:30pm ��Roy 5:00pm �� Newsround 5:15pm ��Pointless 6:00pm �� BBC News at Six 6:30pm ��BBC London News 7:00pm �� The One Show 7:30pm ��Food Factory Why do some pizzas contain ‘fake cheese’, and how horrible is dog food? Stefan challenges The One Show regulars Lucy Siegle and Mike Dilger to make rival versions of ready-made custard. 8:00pm ��EastEnders It’s Billy’s big day as Walford’s residents gear up for the arrival of the Olympic torch. But when Billy becomes trapped on the tube with the Vic football team, his plans suddenly look to have gone up in smoke. 8:30pm �� A Question of Sport 9:00pm ��EastEnders 9:30pm �� Absolutely Fabulous 10:00pm ��BBC News at Ten 10:25pm ��BBC London News 10:35pm ��Tom Daley: Diving for Britain 11:25pm ��Who Do You Think You Are? USA 12:10am ��Women of Valor 1:50am ��Weatherview 1:55am �� Faster Higher Stronger: Stories of the Olympic Games 2:55am ��Victoria Pendleton: Cycling’s Golden Girl

6:00am ��The Pingu Show 6:10am �� Zigby 6:25am ��Timmy Time 6:35am ��Dirtgirlworld 6:50am �� Rastamouse 7:00am ��Deadly Top 10 7:30am ��Splatalot 7:50am ��Shaun the Sheep Championsheeps 7:55am �� The League of Super Evil 8:05am ��Frankenstein’s Cat 8:15am ��Pet Squad 8:30am ��Nina and the Neurons Go Inventing 8:45am �� Big and Small 9:00am ��Tinga Tinga Tales 9:10am ��Little Charley Bear 9:20am ��Raa Raa the Noisy Lion 9:30am ��Bob the Builder: Project Build It 9:45am �� The Koala Brothers 9:55am ��Lunar Jim 10:05am ��Kerwhizz 10:30am ��Driver Dan’s Story Train 10:40am ��Waybuloo 11:00am �� In the Night Garden 11:30am �� Animal Park 12:00pm ��The Saint in London 1:10pm ��The Saint in Palm Springs 2:15pm ��The Weakest Link 3:00pm ��Show Me the Monet 3:45pm �� The Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour of Britain 4:30pm �� Flog It! 5:15pm ��Antiques Road Trip 6:00pm ��Eggheads 6:30pm �� Great British Railway Journeys 7:00pm �� Coast 8:00pm �� University Challenge 8:30pm ��Hairy Bakers 9:00pm ��Horizon 10:00pm �� QI 10:30pm ��Newsnight 11:20pm ��World’s Most Dangerous Roads 12:20am ��BBC News

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6:00am ��Daybreak 8:30am ��Lorraine 9:25am ��The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30am ��This Morning 11:25am ��ITV News 11:30am ��This Morning 12:30pm ��Let’s Do Lunch... With Gino and Mel 1:30pm ��ITV News and Weather 2:00pm ��Drive to Buy 3:00pm �� Secret Dealers 4:00pm ��A Touch of Frost 5:00pm ��Tipping Point 6:00pm �� London Tonight 6:30pm �� ITV News and Weather 7:00pm �� Emmerdale Chas is gutted when Cameron proposes to Debbie. Rachel is terrified to discover she is pregnant. 7:30pm ��Coronation Street Dev’s thoughtlessness spurs Sunita into action. Stella employs subterfuge to reconcile Eva and Leanne. Steve offers Ryan a job. 8:00pm �� Countrywise Paul Heiney and Bettany Hughes are in Derbyshire today exploring the picturesque Peaks as well as some of the lesser known corners of the county. 8:30pm ��Coronation Street The game is up for Karl and Sunita, leaving Stella and Dev crushed. Jason and Maria grow closer. Michelle is pleased by Ryan’s new direction. 9:00pm �� Superstar There are two more nights until the final and tensions are high as the remaining contestants battle it out to impress both the judges and the viewers. 10:15pm �� ITV News and Weather 10:50pm �� Real Crime Fallen Angel. Mark Austin looks at the investigation into the murder of Hells Angel Gerry Tobin, who was shot dead on one of the UK’s busiest motorways while riding home from the Bulldog Bash festival in 2007. 11:50pm ��In Plain Sight 12:40am �� Jackpot247

6:10am ��Sainsbury’s and Channel 4 Presents... London 2012: Mandip Sehmi 6:15am �� The Hoobs 6:40am �� The Hoobs 7:05am �� Freshly Squeezed 7:30am ��According to Jim 7:55am ��Will and Grace 8:30am ��Everybody Loves Raymond 8:55am ��Frasier 9:25am �� Come Dine with Me 9:55am �� Come Dine with Me 10:25am �� Come Dine with Me 11:00am �� Come Dine with Me 11:30am �� Come Dine with Me 12:00pm �� Channel 4 News 12:05pm �� A Place in the Sun 1:05pm ��Gok Cooks Chinese 1:35pm ��River Cottage Bites 1:40pm �� Thunder Over Arizona 3:10pm �� Countdown 4:00pm �� Deal or No Deal 5:00pm ��Four in a Bed 5:30pm �� Come Dine with Me

6:00pm ��The Simpsons 6:30pm �� Hollyoaks 7:00pm �� Channel 4 News 7:25pm �� Dispatches 7:55pm ��4thought.tv 8:00pm ��Location, Location, Location 9:00pm �� Undercover Boss 10:00pm ��Ruby Wax’s Mad Confessions 11:05pm �� A Running Jump 11:50pm ��Random Acts 11:55pm ��Embarrassing Bodies 1:00am ��Sainsbury’s and Channel 4 Presents... London 2012: Danielle Brown 1:05am ��The Good Wife 1:50am ��The Good Wife 2:30am �� The Big C 3:00am ��Southland

Absolutely Fabulous: Olympics BBC 1 - 9:30 - 10:00 pm As unmissable as the Olympic 100m final, but longer and funnier, Absolutely Fabulous returns tonight with Olympics - the last of three specials made to celebrate its 20 year anniversary. Edina Monsoon (Jennifer Saunders, Bafta ‘female comedy performance’ for Ab Fab) and Patsy Stone (Joanna Lumley) are well known for having their fingers on the pulse of the nation. As the sound of the approaching Olympiad reaches deafening proportions Eddy is

surprised that it is all about to start. She has rented out her house to a Hollywood A lister, but she is still living in it, as is her daughter (Julia Sawalha), her mother (June Whitfield) and her assistant Bubble (Jane Horrocks). Patsy tries to get into Eddy’s body suit to look suitably great for the A listers, with disastrous results. Health professionals are summoned. Eddy feels that doors are closing on her, age is catching up with her, invitations are not coming her way anymore and Stella McCartney’s shop is closed to her.

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Spit roasted Chicken Machine

Become the Tenerife Distributor for SafeTbox and get this unique safety product out to Tenerife beaches, pool complexes and golf courses in time for the summer rush of tourists! Adeje 2,500 Euros

In immaculate condition a spit roast chichen machine that can hold upto 40 chickens. Sale includes gas bottle, all swords and attachments.

Galaxy S2. Boxed as new condition.

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VENON SURFBOARD

These sketches are lovely. They are unframed hence the price 20.00 euro each. These are done by an upcoming artist who also does oil paintings as well thanks for looking. Adeje 20 Euros

Venon Surfboard-fish 6’0” in good condition including fins for 250€.Also leash(Dakine)& sockcover (Hot-Buttered) available at 50€

18v cordless drill, jigsaw and torch

Circular mitre saw

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18v cordless drill,cordless jigsaw and torch.

Circular mitre saw. Used once

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Galaxy S2, boxed as new

Businesses for Sale

One Bedroom Apartment

Local Tenerife Pie Company For Sale. Pie Ovens included x 2, Industrial Microwave, Fridge Freezers, Pie Wrapping Machine, Label and Food Sticker Machine and Scales etc. Adeje 12,000 Euros

Wonderful apartment. The same apartment selling at 150,000.00 on same complex. Sold with furniture or without 2,000 reduction this is not to be missed

Ssangyong Kyron TDI

Fender DG-14S/12 Acoustic Guitar

FM Pheromone Collection

Ssangyong Kyron TDI 2 litre diesel, jeep. Mercedes based jeep, fully loaded, 84,000kms, ITV 2014, 2.0 diesel automatic, tiptronic. Chayofa 7,995 Euros

Fender DG-14S/12 Acoustic 12 string guitar with ‘Gator’ hard flight case. Excellent full bodied sound a condition.

“Something for the weekend Lad & Lasses?” Try FMs Pheromone Collection - our secret weapon.

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Cordless Bosch impact driver

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Pool table

Fridge Liebherr, High 85cm x Large 56cm x depth 61cm. Class A, with little deep-freeze **** inside very well separate from the fridge. Working perfectly. San Eugenio Bajo 120 Euros

Pool table complete with balls, triangle and cues, av. condition hence low price.

260 Euros

Cordless Bosch impact driver. As new condition.

140 Euros

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IKEA shelving unit

Dog guard for estate car

Car mats

Bird cage

Round birdcage

IKEA shelving unit, 1.5m high x1.5m long x 39cm deep,beech veneer.

Sturdy steel tubular frame and steel mesh dog guard. Fits Mondeo estate but could be modified for others.

Set of front and rear mats for Ford Mondeo Estate.

Bird cage for sale in good condition. 45cm high x 33cm wide x 26cm deep.

Round birdcage in vgc for sale. Cage 55cm high on stand.

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Coffee or TV table

Metal frame glass top table

FM Spa Collection

BMW 328 Convertible Automatic

2 matching padded sunbeds

Like new. Unmarked glass fixed top square coffee or TV table. 2 wooden shelves underneath. Also on castors, which can be secured

Glass top table €100 4 Chairs €50 4 Chair covers €25 Buyer collects.

Relax your body and soul with our with our wonderful Spa Senses Collection.

Drives and runs perfect, recently serviced and ITV. All new interior. Low kms. Must see to appreciate offers accepted.

2 matching padded sunbeds, good condition. Price is per bed.

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Guía de Isora

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Ceramic fish decoration

Hammock

Coffee Table

Astronomical telescope

FAX machine

Ceramic wall decoration in the shape of a fish, made in Spain, approx 20cm long by 15 cm high.

Strong multi-colour traditional hammock, as new condition, easy to use.

Glass topped coffee table on wheels, beech veneer, good condition, dismantlable for transportation.

Astronomical telescope:- Werlisa model 60060 with tripod and selection of magnifications.

FAX machine:- BT model DF60, compatible with Tenerife phone system, good condition, caller display, hands free, memory etc

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650 VA Flash UPS

500VA Power Supply

Bamboo rocking chair

Sofa-bed

Rowing machine

650 VA Flash UPS: model FLU 6505, good condition, complete with cable.

500 VA Trust UPS: good condition, complete with cable & original box

Bamboo rocking chair:- good condition.

2 seat sofa-bed:- good quality, removable washable covers and removable arm rest protectors.

Rowing machine:- Striale, with adjustable resistance and digital readout. Very easy to use and has wheels for easy maneuverability.

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Ikea display cabinets

Peugot 206

Wardrobe/units

Large TV

Ikea display cabinets. Three in total. €15 each. Contents not included.

Peugot 206, registered May 2000, petrol with CD player. I have had the car 3 years and has been a great reliable car. Prices includes the transfer, name change etc. Chayofa 1,795 Euros

White double wardrobe 100cm wide x 230 high with 2 matching 100cm wide x 70cm high base units with end shelving and black work top. All as new. Los Cristianos 300 Euros

Large TV with remote. Just been serviced. 28”

Coffee set. Brand new.

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15 Euros TV stand

Coffee table

Wrought iron unit with 3 glass shelves.

Wrought iron coffee table 20€ and smaller table 15€.

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10 Euros

20 Euros

Large table with 6 chairs

Animal skin rug

Large 6 seater table with wrought iron body and ceramic top and 6 chairs in iron.

Real animal skin to be used as a rug. 2ft long.

Adeje

100 Euros

20 Euros

Coffee set

50 Euros

10 Euros

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Chrysler-96

Hot Diamond Wrist Watch

Chicco Baby Walker

Alactel 813F mobile phone

Green Chrysler from -96. 7 seats 155 000 km. Needs some work.

Brand New. Never Been Worn. Silver Hot Diamond Wrist Watch has easy self adjustable links to suit your wrist size. Comes in original watch box.

Baby walker has three adjustable heights to suit your baby as they grow. Activity centre on the top, requires 2x AA batteries.

Brand new boxed with charger and earphones, With Orange but easily liberated.

3 seater bed settee. 50 euros

Los Cristianos

Las Americas

Adeje

Callao Salvaje

1,000 Euros

60 Euros

40 Euros

60 Euros

50 Euros

M & S Tankini Top

Washing Machine

Fridge

3 plus 2 seater sofa

Cat charm

Black & White Brand New Marks & Spencer Tankini Top Price tag still attached, originally £19.50 selling for €10.00 Sizes available 34DD, 38E,38G, 40B, 40D Adeje 10 Euros

Whirlpool top loader, 5kg AA,good condition,brilliant for quilts.

Under unit fridge,good working order.

3 plus 2 seater sofa,red and black and grey,washable covers Very comfortable, good condition.

Adeje

This is a phone charm with a black/gold cat with two orange fish on a white miyuki back ground. The whole of this tag charm can be made in any colour. Costa Del Silencio 7 Euros

Apartment

Fridge Freezer

Seat 600 1973

1996 Ford Explorer v8

Industrial meat slicer

2 bedroom 1 bathroom penthouse apartment. seperate kitchen 85 sq mtre roof terrace. Underground car parking and trastero.

Fridge Freezer in full working condition Slight mark on front Size 1.30cm tall and 55cm wide.

1973 seat 600 classic car. Last itv 2005. It just need a car battery and a horn and ready to go.

Meat slicer for sale approx 12 inch blade ideal for any bar restaurant ect.

Parque de la Reina 110,000 Euros

Adeje

Guaza

1996 Ford Explorer v8. Leather seats, double air bags, cd radio, a/c, automatic, power steering, 5 seater. Leather interior. Good condition i.t.v. till feb 13. Guaza 2,500 Euros

90 Euros

95 Euros

50 Euros

5,500 Euros

65 Euros

Adeje

110 Euros

Tigger Door Bouncer

Pure Persian Kittens

UVA upright Tanning cabin

Modern Sun Lounger

Mercedes C220 CDI Estate

Very good condition! Adjustable strap to suit the height of your baby. 3D tigger head (with rattle inside) on the front & 3D Tail at the back! Las Americas 20 Euros

Pure breed Persian Kittens in various colours, male and females. Excellent price as have my other female Persian close to given birth. Adeje 180 Euros

Professional UVA upright tanning machine size: 2.4m high x 1.17m diametro 60 uva tubes and extractor fan Works but no instructions. Las Chafiras 350 Euros

Modern pool lounge design. Very comfortable, light and with a very trendy design. Made with synthetic wicker of high quality and built on power coated frames. Adeje 150 Euros

Post-facelift model!! -- 6-speed manual gear box - Automatic air conditioning - 7inch alloy wheels (AMG look) - Rear wheel traction. Many more features! El Medano 17,900 Euros

Philips TV

Scooter Retro

Assorted Books Various Authors

6 drawer chest of drawers

8 x Decorative rose cocktail dishes

A new 50 cc retro scooter (only 23 Kilometers), colour black, black seat and lots of chrome. New price was € 1499,-. Not in use anymore, kid has a car. Adeje 750 Euros

50 cents per book, various authors.

75cm x 37cm x 105 cm. Light wood

Adeje

Phillips 22in TV v.g.c

Costa Del Silencio

25 Euros

0.50 Euros

Pale pink. 15€ for all.

25 Euros

Adeje

15 Euros

9 x Large Dinner Plates

White. 10â&#x201A;Ź for all.

Adeje

10 Euros

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Ssangyong Kyron TDI

Opel Corsa

Baby Car Seat

Cot

2 litre diesel automatic. Mercedes based jeep. Fully loaded. 84,000kms, ITV 2014. Tiptronic, superb condition, perfect family car. Quick sale at price.

Sale 96 year, good mechanics, an evil little paint & body.

Maclaren, brown and pink, from birth. As new, with extra padding around head.

Nearly new dark wood cot, with teddy bear motif, comes with mattress as new, and mattress cover if wanted.

Chayofa

Arona

Adeje

7,995 Euros

800 Euros

20 Euros

80 Euros

2 Adjustable Kitchen Stools

Nikon D5000 DSLR Camera

PS3 320GB

Complete Windsurfer

Soap Powder specially for Wine

2 as new kitchen stools cost 75 euros each, will accept first 50 euros for both.

Nikon D5000 DSLR camera in mint condition. The camera comes with the following.. 18 - 55mm Nikon lens with lens hood, and much, much more! Puerto Santiago 600 Euros

PS3 320GB with 10 top games, 2 pads and cooling mat. Also comes with HDMI cable. As new, used a hand full of times, hence the reason for selling. Las Americas 300 Euros

Complete Windsurfer for sale for 120,00 Euros or near offer.

3 kilos of concentrate soap. To be used for 120 washed of 5 kilos.

El Medano

San Miguel

Bactericide and Anticalc

Omega Watch

Antique Chair

Persian kittens

2 Coffee Tables

Good for baths in general, specially against calc areas. 1 pot = 20 pots of other products.

Gents Omega Constellation Double Eagle gold and stainless steal. 5 years old in excellent condition.

Antique Chair, well maintained, new leatherette seat.

San Miguel

Vilaflor

San Miguel

Pure Persian kittens for sale, very fluffy, very playful, used to humans, like to be held, 5 weeks old, Come and pick yours now!! (We can deliver). Adeje 250 Euros

2 coffee tables. 100cm x 50cm x 40cm and the other: 50cm x 50cm x 40cm. Both in good condition. They can be sold together for 40â&#x201A;Ź or separately. Arona 40 Euros

Los Cristianos

50 Euros

19.85 Euros

2,000 Euros

Giant elephant

Set of Curtains

Giant elephant soft toy in good condition. Ideal as a birthday present.

With bed covers and cushions. 2 bed throws (for single beds), and 6 cushions. Green and white. In very good conditions.

Adeje

10 Euros

50 Euros

Curtains

2 Seater Sofa

Pair of purple curtains in good condition. Price negotiable.

2 seater sofa measuring 140cm wide x 85cm tall x 90cm. In good condition.

Adeje

40 Euros

110 Euros

80 Euros

120 Euros

29.70 Euros

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Location

Time

Monday

Alcalá

09:00 - 16:00

Monday

Torviscas

19:00 - 22:00

Tuesday

Los Abrigos

17:00 - 21:00

Wednesday Playa San Juan 09:00 - 14:00 Thursday

Fañabé

09:00 - 14:00

Friday

Golf del Sur

09:00 - 14:00

Friday

San Isidro

17:00 - 21:00

Saturday

Fañabé

09:00 - 14:00

Saturday

El Médano

09:00 - 14:00

Sunday

Los Cristianos

09:00 - 14:00

Markets information numbers: 922 716 867 / 610 464 841

1 1

Best Indian Restaurant Centro Comercial Puerto Colon Local 205, San Eugenio

¡¡ SPECIAL BANQUET!!

From 12:00 to 12:00 pm

O NL Y 8 , 9 5 E u r o s

Starters: Papadum,

(Mint Sauce, Onion Salad), Onion Bhajis, Veg. Pakora, Tandoori Chicken Tikka, Chicken Pakora

Main:

Choose any one Chicken, Lamb, Prawn or Vegetable dish from the main menu.

Plus:

Pilau or Boiled Rice, Tandoori Plain Naan.

5 Tel : 922 716 664

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Dining Table with 4 chairs

Genuine Prada Sunglasses

Pack of movies

Citroen C2 VTR 1.4

Holograms security etiquettes

Extensible dining table in good condition sold with 4 chairs. Measurements: Closed: 90cm wide, 76cm tall. Open: 114cm long.

Aviator Style. They are brilliant and exceptionally stylish with sophisticated decoration. The sides are a camouflage colour theme. In original case. Adeje 36 Euros

Terminator 3 - Rise of the Machines/Ocean´s Eleven/In the Shadows/Employee of the Month/Brokeback Mountain/ Varian`s War/and many more.

Red Citroen C2 VTR, 1.4 engine for sale. Car is like new, one very careful lady owner, only 35,000km, 2005, ITV until September 2013.

Holograms are sold in the form of labels or as hot stamping foils. Holograms (holographic security products) cannot be counterfeited.

Adeje

San Miguel

Adeje

Sofa bed and chair

HE@D Nilesat satellite receiver

Golf Clubs

Playstation 3

Jet boat business

Sofa bed with matching chair. Also available matching dinning table four chairs,TV unit, drinks cabinet, coffee table & two floating shelves. Playa de Santiago 400 Euros

Nile sat receiver HE@D digital SD2700 Black Panther.Conax Embedded. As new.

Set of Bay Hill golf clubs. Excellent condition.

PlayStation 3 Fat, 40 gig 4.11 firmware. Mint condition. Hdmi & Power cable. 1 controller.

Selling a jetboat business, with all necessary paperwork and spare parts.

Adeje

San Isidro

Adeje

170 Euros

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50 Euros

36 Euros

90 Euros

5,000 Euros

130 Euros

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37 Euros

45,000 Euros

Established Marketing Company in Torviscas Alto

is looking for Romanian, Slovakian, Czech, Polish and Bulgarian staff with some spoken English to work in marketing office. Must be self-motivated and work as a team Some computer knowledge an advantage. Basic wage and excellent commission Tel Sue on: 922 713 070 or 686 154 066 Or email your C.V. to: suecampbell@regencyresorts.com

Live-in nanny/tutor required

AUTO HYUNDAI ACCENT

1.6 Petrol ITV until August 2013, Only 71,500 Km, Aircon, Electric windows, Rear parking sensors, Recent service, Immaculate.

in south area for weekends - should have ability to learn. Energetic and organised. If interested e-mail: lin@rebl.biz

€5,100

• Property to Rent

Tel: 690753561

• Property for Sale

Property For Sale Torres De Yomely Las Américas. 1 Bed Bargain at 69,000 € Offers invited!

Call: Alan 667 513 689

Amazing Spiderman (PG-13) Showing daily at 15:30 136 min Action/Adventure/Fantasy

Starring

Andrew Garfield as Spiderman/Peter Parker Emma Stone as gwen Stacy Rhys Ifans as The Lizard/Dr. Curt Connors

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Long and short term From 270€ per month Including insurance

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Epson printer/scanner model DX7400, very good condition with 2 sets print cartridges. 30 euros ono. Tel: 632 356 206

Philips Avent microwave sterilizer 10 euro, Chico rear facing 0-13kg, car seat/carrier and base, fixes with adult lap and diagonal seatbelt 30 euro. Tel: 922 708 204 Shar Pei Pups For Sale - 700euro Not ready for another 7 weeks, but welcome to reserve one with a deposit of 100 euro now. I have 6 stunning, wrinkly puppies 2: boys and 4 girls, all black and have turned out fabulous with no health problems and temperament of parents is very good. Pups will go to a Shar Pei specialist to be checked over at 4 weeks and have their eyes tacked if needed, then will have another vet check and 1st injection at 8 weeks and will be wormed regular before they leave, Their parents are house dogs family pets and the pups are brought up around children handled daily from birth and will be partly house trained. E-mail: philportanova@hotmail.com Contact Number: 618342636 Philip Ikea children’s bed, excellent condition, red with animal cut outs on headboard. Up to 7 yrs old. Price 45.00 euros Ikea wooden double bed with slatted base (similar to Hennes model), as new, bargain at 125.00euros Tel: 626 285 880 3 Seater sofa bed and 2 matching armchairs. Beige and brown. Lovely suite in excellent condition. Originally from Biombo. Detachable cushion and arm covers etc. €485 o.n.o Tel 637 157 098

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Philips Avent microwave sterilizer 10 euro, Chico rear facing baby, 0-13kg., car seat and base, fixes with adult lap and diagonal strap, 30 euro. Tel. 922 708 204 Lladro and Nao figurines from 30 euros, over 30 to choose, all boxed 676051341

Unwanted gift, 21 gear mountain bike, front disc, full suspension, aluminium frame, as new 175 euros ono. Los Cristianos 632 518 114 2 x single headboards, white bamboo style. 15 euros for the pair Tel 636 002 873 8 adult life jackets rated 100n. CE Approved. Suitable for boating and water sport activities. Unused. 100 euros or will sell separately for 15 euros each. Tel No. 697513944 Mobility Heavy Duty 4 Wheeled Walker with Seat and brakes superb mobility walker that is ideal for trips around town or to use when going to the shops. 90 euros Shoprider Wispa Mobility Scooter: electric mini scooter. EXCELLENT MANOEUVRABILITY from articulating double front wheels. Complete with Charger and shopping basket. 295 euros DVD rack art deco style steel holds about 60 DVD/ CDs in the shape of a musical note. 25 euros Play Station One with controller and memory card with 6 games excellent condition. 25 euros Phone 922742257 or 661084981 Callao Salvaje Set of four bowls, Taylor international No 1, €50 Teka cooking hob 2 gas and 2 electric rings €45. Wind surf board Starlight F2 no sail, €65 Wave Minstral 265 wind surf board no sail,€65 Television wall/ceiling heavy duty frame for 33 inch TV, new, ideal for bar €20 Corner unit dark wood, cupboard and shelves, 1.8 mt high €65 Sideboard/dressing table, (two end cupboards and top over them) pine finish 2.1 mt €60 Silencio. Tel 629570945

Facebook.com/Tenebay Drum kit for sale. Black 5 shell with stool and crash and ride cymbals. Very good condition 400 euros ono Tel 608 560 005 Shar Pei Pups for Sale Ready for another 4 weeks, but welcome to reserve one with a deposit of 100 euro now. I have 6 stunning wrinkly puppys: 2 boys and 4 Girls, all black and have turned out fabulous with no health problems and temperament of parents is very good. Pups will have regular vet checks and 1st injection at 8 weeks and will be wormed regular before they leave. Their parents are house dogs, family pets and the pups are brought up around children handled daily from birth and will be partly house trained. Pups are full pedigree. (2 x Champions ) e-mail philportanova@hotmail.com 618342636 Phil FOR SALE Call 634015852 (Niki) OR 618941183 (Val) Samsung 42” Flat Screen (available approx. 15th June) 300€ Sharp Video Recorder 20€ Panasonic TV 29” 50€ Sky Reciever Box & LMB 35€ Acer 17” Flat Screen PC Monitor 50€ Coberó tall Fridge Freezer 50€ Zanussi Table Top Freezer 35€ 3 Litre Stainless Steel Digital Fryer 30€ Sandwich Toaster 8€ Sandwich Toaster (Fagor) 8€ Slow Cooker (Cordon Bleu) 8€ Wok with lid 5€ Coffee Maker ( Morphy Richards) 15€ 9 x Large Dinner Plates White 10€ for all 8 x Decorative rose cocktail dishes pale pink 15€ for all Microwave/Convection Oven/Grill (Blue Sky) 25€ Patio Table & 4 reclining chairs inc cushions 75€ Ufesa Stand Up Fan 5€ Heater 5€ Ikea Stand Up Lamp 10€ Funai DVD/Video Recorder/ player 25€ Phillips Hand Blender 8€ Ikea rose thick pile rug (5´3” x 7´7”) 40€ Ikea dark blue & purple thick pile rug (4´4” x 6´5”) 40€ 3 draw chest of drawers (40” x 30” x 17.5”) 20€ Nest of 3 side tables (dark wood) 10€ 6 drawer chest of drawers (75cm x 37cm x 105 cm) light wood 25€ Severin Footspa 10€ Chico Car Seat suitable up to 4 years 15€ Electric Bike for child up to 4 years (Abigo) 15€ Chico Travel Cot 30€ Ikea Black Coffee Table (90cm x 55cm x 45cm) 15€ Barrel Coffee Table (46 cm x 60cm diameter) 15€ DVD burners (x3) in tower 30€ CD burners (x3) in tower 25€ 3 x Ikea ´under bed´ plastic storage containers 15€ Plastic storage drawers 10€ Film Projector 1950´s (prinz magnon super IQ, standard & super 8 cine films) 40€ Slide Projector (rank aldis TK300, 35mm) 30€ 2 x Badminton Racquets 10€ each Squash Racquets 10€ Assorted Toys ( ages 1 to 10 years) Various prices Assorted Books Various Authors 50 cents each

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Zumba DVD Set

BlackBerry torch 9800

Renault Clio 1.2 2001

Selling a berth 8x3m in Puerto Colón, next to the promenade. Great location.

Complete total-body transformation system. 4 dvd set of Zumba fitness with toning sticks & instruction book. As new condition in original box.

6 months old. Perfect working condition. 3.5GB internal memory. Flash Camera. Slightly worn.

Clio 1.2 2001 petrol ITV until 30/06/12 125000-130000 Km Great car only selling as im leaving the island.

As new condition.

Adeje

Chayofa

Adeje

Golf Del Sur

Arona

63,000 Euros Yoga set

Brand new in box.

Arona

18 Euros

40 Euros

350 Euros

1,800 Euros

Three power ranger figures

12 Euros

Car steering wheel

Fisher Price Geo trax train set

Volswagen Golf gti

Fiat Panda Dynamik 1.2

Battery operated. Various noises.

Perfect condition, with box. Battery operated.

Classic black, very good condition. Economic price. Negotiable in price. Includes transfer without commitment.

New Fiat Panda Dynamik 1.2. September 2010, 17.000 km. All extras (AC, Airbags, Radio CD MP3 with hands free etc).

Arona

Adeje

Callao Salvaje

7 Euros

20 Euros

1,900 Euros

6,100 Euros

18 Holes of Golf

Screen, keyboard & Mouse

Ski Suit “Phoenix” IsoDry

2 seater sofa bed

One man kayak

18 Hole round of Golf on the Buenavista Golf Course.

G Keyboard Model MCK-2000 QTRONIX Lynx K1 Mouse LG Studioworks 552V Monitor All in perfect working condition.

2 seater flip out sofa bed, good condition, cream color. Can deliver within reason.

One man sea kayak in good condition with paddle.

Puerto Santiago

2 piece, large, Swiss manufacture, with “ISODRY” lining, top quality ski suit, virtually unused and as new. Cost over 300 pounds sterling! Priced to sell! be quick!! Adeje 49 Euros

Adeje

30 Euros

10 Euros

35 Euros

200 Euros

Mitsubishi Jeep

Creative Surround Sound System

Kettle and Toaster

Acoustic guitar

Samsung 32” TV

Classic Mitsubishi Pajero V6 3000. 7 seat automatic. New tyres and brakes.

Creative Surround Sound System - sub woofer, mid speaker, front and back speakers. All good working order.

Great electric kettle and toaster. Only 5 months old. 25 euros for both or 15 euros each.

Brand new acoustic guitar - never used. Comes with soft case, electronic tuner, foot rest and dvd and book.

Arona

Golf Del Sur

Samsung 32” HD TV with Dolby Digital+ and DTS. With remote. Perfect working condition. Only 7 months old with receipt and warranty. Golf Del Sur 220 Euros

1,750 Euros

30 Euros

25 Euros

50 Euros

Marina boat berth

Opel Astra 2007

Memphis Golf Bag & Stand

Nintendo DS lite

Citroen C4 1.6

12 meter by 4 meter boat berth. Offered at a significant discount. Paperwork in place ready for transfer.

Great condition. 74000km. ITV until 2013, great condition central locking, electric auto windows, radio and cd player. 1.4L engine. Economical and cheap insurance Chayofa 5,000 Euros

Memphis Golf bag & stand - very good condition, hardly used.

Pink nintendo DS lite bought in U.K.

For a quick sale Citroen c4 December 2005,90.000 km, all mod cons. itv Dec 2013, will consider part exchange.

Puerto Santiago

El Medano

San Miguel

Amarilla Golf

40,000 Euros

50 Euros

40 Euros

7,000 Euros

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2 3 8:55am ��Location, Location, Location 10:00am ��Four in a Bed 10:30am ��Sainsbury’s and Channel 4 Present... London 2012 10:35am ��Sainsbury’s and Channel 4 Present... London 2012 10:40am ��A Place in the Sun 11:15am ��Johnny Guitar 1:25pm �� Time Team 3:35pm ��The Restoration Man 4:40pm ��A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 5:45pm ��A Place in the Sun: Home or Away

6:00pm ��Home and Away 6:30pm �� 5 News 7:00pm �� Cricket on 5 8:00pm ��Megastructures 9:00pm �� Big Brother 10:00pm �� The Walking Dead 10:55pm �� The Woods 12:40am ��Forensic Files 1:10am ��Super Casino

7:00pm ��British Olympic Dreams 7:30pm ��British Olympic Dreams British Olympic Dreams again goes behindthe-scenes with aspiring Olympians. Women’s road race cyclists Nicole Cooke and Lizzie Armitstead provide frank insight into their very public rivalry. 8:00pm ��Don’t Tell the Bride Luke and Lauren are madly in love and the birth of daughter Poppy a year later sealed the deal, but with a new baby it would have taken them years to save for their big day. 9:00pm �� Care Home Kids 10:00pm �� EastEnders 10:30pm �� EastEnders 11:00pm �� Family Guy 11:20pm �� Family Guy 11:45pm �� American Dad! 12:05am �� American Dad! 12:30am �� Care Home Kids 1:25am �� Girl Power 2:25am �� Olympics’ Most Amazing Moments

7:15am ��The Jeremy Kyle Show US 8:10am ��Judge Judy 8:40am ��The Only Way is Essex 9:25am �� The Real Housewives of Orange County 10:30am �� The Real Housewives of New York City 11:30am ��Judge Judy 12:00pm ��Emmerdale 12:30pm ��Coronation Street 1:30pm ��The Jeremy Kyle Show 3:40pm �� The Real Housewives of Orange County 4:40pm �� The Real Housewives of New York City 5:35pm ��Judge Judy 6:00pm ��The Jeremy Kyle Show US 7:00pm ��The Xtra Factor 8:00pm ��Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 8:30pm �� You’ve Been Framed! 9:00pm �� Hell’s Kitchen USA 10:00pm �� American Pie: The Wedding

6:00am ��Drama Trails 6:10am �� Carry on Laughing 6:35am ��Heartbeat 7:30am ��Upstairs, Downstairs 8:40am ��Rising Damp 9:10am �� Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman 10:10am ��Monk 11:05am �� Murder, She Wrote 1:05pm ��Heartbeat 2:05pm ��The Darling Buds of May 3:10pm ��Monk 4:10pm ��World Kitchen 5:15pm ��Goodnight Sweetheart 5:50pm ��Heartbeat 6:55pm �� Murder, She Wrote 8:00pm �� Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9:00pm �� A Touch of Frost 11:20pm ��Murder in Suburbia 12:20am ��Life 1:10am �� Terry and June 1:40am �� Terry and June

6:10am ��The Professionals 7:00am ��The Saint 7:50am �� Minder 8:55am �� The Sweeney 9:55am �� Quantum Leap 10:55am ��The Professionals 11:55am �� Minder 1:00pm ��Tour De France 2012 Highlights 2:00pm �� Quantum Leap 3:00pm ��The Fall Guy 4:00pm �� Batman 5:00pm ��The Professionals

6:00am ��Children´s TV 9:15am �� The Wright Stuff 11:10am ��Eddie Stobart: Trucks and Trailers 12:10pm ��5 News Lunchtime 12:15pm ��Big Brother 1:15pm ��Home and Away 1:45pm ��Neighbours 2:15pm ��The Mentalist 3:15pm �� Rosamunde Pilcher’s Winter 5:00pm ��5 News at 5 5:30pm ��Neighbours

6:50pm �� Come Dine with Me 7:55pm ��Grand Designs 9:00pm ��Grand Designs 10:00pm ��Dear Mr Brady 10:35pm ��Big Fat Gypsy Weddings 11:40pm �� One Born Every Minute 12:45am ��Grand Designs 1:50am ��Dear Mr Brady 2:20am ��Big Fat Gypsy Weddings

6:00pm �� Jp Morgan Premiership Rugby 7s Highlights 7:00pm �� Minder 8:00pm �� The Cycle Show 8:30pm ��Police, Camera, Action! 9:00pm �� Fire Down Below 11:10pm ��The Shining 1:40am �� Minder

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6:00am �� Fallen A cop hunts a demonic serial killer who is eventually caught, tried and executed. 7:30am ��High Fidelity 9:00am �� Wicker Park Matthew, a young advertising executive in Chicago, puts his life and a business trip to China on hold when he thinks he sees Lisa, the love of his life who walked out on him without a word two years earlier, walking out of a restaurant one day. 11:00am ��Zatoichi The blind masseur/swordsman comes to a town in control of warring gangs, and while bunking with a farming family, he meets two women with their own agenda. 1:00pm ��Aladdin And The King Of Thieves Aladdin and Jasmine’s wedding celebration is being coordinated by none other than the “big blue guy” himself, Genie. 2:30pm �� Ducktales: the movie Treasure of the lost lamp “Huey, Dewey and Louie join their uncle Scrooge McDuck in his search for the lost treasure trove of Collie Baba and the magic lantern it contains. “ 4:00pm ��Duets A professional karaoke hustler reconnects with his daughter and a bored suburban businessman turns outlaw karaoke singer, among other plotlines. 6:00pm ��Before And After When teenage son Jacob is being accused of murdering his girlfriend, the well-respected and close-knit Ryan family is in turmoil. 8:00pm ��House Of Flying Daggers A romantic police captain breaks a beautiful member of a rebel group out of prison to help her rejoin her fellows, but things are not what they seem. 10:00pm ��Dark Water It all begins inside Apartment 9F. This is where a single mother, Dahlia Williams, is trying to make a brand-new start in life. 11:30pm ��Cry Wolf Eight unsuspecting high school seniors at a posh boarding school, who delight themselves on playing games of lies, come face-to-face with terror and learn that nobody believes a liar - even when they’re telling the truth.

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t u e s d ay 6:00am ��Breakfast 9:15am �� Heir Hunters 10:00am ��Homes Under the Hammer 11:00am �� Cowboy Trap 11:45am ��You’ve Been Scammed 12:15pm ��Bargain Hunt 1:00pm �� BBC News at One 1:30pm ��BBC London News 1:45pm ��Doctors 2:15pm �� Escape to the Country 3:00pm �� BBC News 3:05pm �� Deadly 60 3:35pm ��Prank Patrol Down Under 4:00pm ��Copycats 4:30pm ��Livingstone: Serious Explorers 5:00pm �� Newsround 5:15pm ��Pointless 6:00pm �� BBC News at Six 6:30pm ��BBC London News 7:00pm �� The One Show 7:30pm ��EastEnders Derek is livid to discover he is a pawn in Joey’s scam to pay Lucy’s debts. An emotional Janine struggles to cope without Michael by her side as she receives some important news about baby Scarlett. 8:00pm ��Holby City When Mo goes into labour, she has to rely on support from an unexpected source. Serena despairs of the hospital transfer system, but can she come up with a way of fixing it? 9:00pm ��Turn Back Time: The Family In this final episode of the series, Albert Road is transformed once again for family life in the 1970s. Single mum Lisa Rhodes moves in with her two sons, joining the other parents for whom the seventies are all about nostalgia. 10:00pm ��BBC News at Ten 10:25pm ��BBC London News 10:35pm �� Imagine... 11:50pm �� An Unfinished Life 1:35am ��Weatherview 1:40am �� Faster Higher Stronger: Stories of the Olympic Games 2:40am ��A Culture Show Special

6:00am ��Children´s TV 6:45am ��Chuggington 6:50am �� Rastamouse 7:00am ��Deadly Top 10 7:30am ��Splatalot 7:50am ��Shaun the Sheep Championsheeps 7:55am �� The League of Super Evil 8:05am ��Frankenstein’s Cat 8:15am ��Pet Squad 8:30am ��Nina and the Neurons Go Inventing 8:45am �� Big and Small 9:00am ��Tinga Tinga Tales 9:10am ��Little Charley Bear 9:20am ��Raa Raa the Noisy Lion 9:30am ��Bob the Builder: Project Build It 9:45am �� The Koala Brothers 9:55am ��Lunar Jim 10:05am ��Kerwhizz 10:30am ��Driver Dan’s Story Train 10:40am ��Waybuloo 11:00am �� In the Night Garden 11:30am �� Animal Park 12:00pm �� The Saint in New York 1:05pm ��The Saint meets The Tiger 2:15pm ��The Weakest Link 3:00pm ��Show Me the Monet 3:45pm ��The Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour of Britain 4:30pm �� Flog It! 5:15pm ��Antiques Road Trip 6:00pm ��Eggheads 6:30pm �� Great British Railway Journeys 7:00pm �� Coast 8:00pm ��The Hairy Bikers: Mums Know Best 9:00pm ��Line of Duty 10:00pm ��Twenty Twelve 10:30pm ��Newsnight 11:20pm �� What If... 11:45pm �� Swimmer 12:05am ��BBC News

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6:00am ��Daybreak 8:30am ��Lorraine 9:25am ��The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30am ��This Morning 11:25am ��ITV News 11:30am ��This Morning 12:30pm ��Let’s Do Lunch... With Gino and Mel 1:30pm ��ITV News and Weather 2:00pm ��Drive to Buy 3:00pm �� Secret Dealers 4:00pm ��Midsomer Murders In the sleepy village of Martyr Warren, two opposing groups of travellers have set up home. 5:00pm ��Tipping Point 6:00pm �� London Tonight 6:30pm �� ITV News and Weather 7:00pm �� Emmerdale Rachel drops her baby bombshell on Jai. Robbie makes a nuisance of himself. Jimmy is determined to spend more time with Elliot. 7:30pm ��Trash to Treasure At Ribble Reclamation, new owner Paul is on a mission to tidy up Dale’s yard. He is surprised to discover six container loads of antiques and reclaimed materials that have been hidden away. 8:00pm ��Love Your Garden Alan and his team are in Norwich where they come to the aid of the Costello family who have moved to a bungalow with an unruly and dishevelled garden. 9:00pm �� Superstar It’s the semi-final and the remaining three contestants are battling it out for a place in tomorrow night’s grand final. There is also an exclusive performance from a special guest. 10:15pm �� ITV News and Weather 10:50pm ��Green Street Uncompromising story of a student’s slide into football hooliganism. American journalism student Matt is expelled from college after being cowed into taking the rap for his roommate, when drugs are found in their dorm. 12:50am �� Jackpot247 3:00am ��Golden Balls

6:10am �� Sainsbury’s London 2012 6:15am �� The Hoobs 6:40am �� The Hoobs 7:05am �� Freshly Squeezed 7:30am ��According to Jim 7:55am ��Will and Grace 8:25am ��Everybody Loves Raymond 8:55am ��Frasier 9:30am �� Come Dine with Me 10:00am �� Come Dine with Me 10:30am �� Come Dine with Me 11:00am �� Come Dine with Me 11:30am �� Come Dine with Me 12:00pm �� Channel 4 News 12:05pm �� Sainsbury’s London 2012 12:10pm �� A Place in the Sun 1:10pm ��River Cottage Bites 1:25pm ��Winchester ‘73 3:10pm �� Countdown 4:00pm �� Deal or No Deal 5:00pm ��Four in a Bed 5:30pm �� Come Dine with Me 6:00pm ��The Simpsons 6:30pm �� Hollyoaks Cheryl forces Riley to face some home truths, and he isn’t prepared for Mitzeee’s news. Phoebe tries to hide her feelings when the McQueens forget her 16th birthday, while Callum worries that Martha will turn to alcohol after losing her job. 7:00pm �� Channel 4 News 7:55pm ��4thought.tv 8:00pm �� Beauty and the Beast: The Ugly Face of Prejudice 9:00pm ��Embarrassing Bodies 10:00pm �� Jon Richardson: A Little Bit OCD 11:05pm ��Thelma’s Gypsy Girls 12:10am ��Random Acts 12:15am ��Bank of Dave 1:10am �� British Gas Great Swim 2:05am �� KOTV Boxing Weekly 2:30am ��Sailing 3:00am �� FIVB World Beach Volleyball Tour

Jon Richardson: A Little Bit OCD Channel 4 - 10:00 - 11:05 pm For the past decade, comedian Jon Richardson’s life has been driven by a quest for perfection. It has dictated everything from his eating habits and his relationship with his mother, to his ability to go on dates or entertain the idea of living with his friends. His obsessive nature and need to control the world around him was minutely detailed in his book, It’s Not Me, It’s You. Now he delves into the world of Obsessive Compulsive Disorders. Jon is not alone. After writing an article about his exacting

nature affecting his ability to find a suitable girlfriend last year, he was inundated with letters from readers who identified with his compulsive need for immaculate cleanliness, precision and organisation. But Jon admits he knows very little about the condition. With his 30th birthday approaching, he’s determined to find out exactly what OCD is, what it’s like for people living with this disorder and whether he actually has the condition. Jon meets some of the one million sufferers around the UK, ranging from mild to extreme conditions.

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2 4 6:00am ��Children´s TV 9:15am �� The Wright Stuff 11:10am ��Eddie Stobart: Trucks and Trailers 12:10pm ��5 News Lunchtime 12:15pm ��Big Brother 1:15pm ��Home and Away 1:45pm ��Neighbours 2:15pm ��The Mentalist 3:15pm �� Generation Gap 5:00pm ��5 News at 5 5:30pm ��Neighbours 6:00pm ��Home and Away 6:30pm �� 5 News 7:00pm ��The Hotel Inspector 8:00pm �� Half Built House 9:00pm �� CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 10:00pm �� Big Brother 11:00pm �� Big Brother’s Bit on the Side 12:00am ��Banged Up Abroad 1:00am ��Super Casino

6:00am ��Emmerdale 6:25am ��Coronation Street 7:20am ��The Jeremy Kyle Show US 8:10am ��Judge Judy 8:40am ��The Only Way is Essex 9:25am �� The Real Housewives of Orange County 10:30am �� The Real Housewives of New York City 11:30am ��Judge Judy 12:00pm ��Emmerdale 12:30pm ��Coronation Street 1:30pm ��The Jeremy Kyle Show 3:40pm �� The Real Housewives of Orange County 4:40pm �� The Real Housewives of New York City 5:35pm ��Judge Judy 6:00pm ��The Jeremy Kyle Show US 7:00pm ��America’s Got Talent 9:00pm �� Hell’s Kitchen USA 10:00pm �� Batman Forever 12:30am �� Connie and Carla

8:55am ��Location, Location, Location 10:00am �� Four in a Bed 10:35am �� Sainsbury’s and Channel 4 Present... London 2012 10:40am ��Relocation, Relocation 11:45am ��The Gunfighter 1:25pm ��Time Team 2:30pm ��Time Team 3:35pm �� The Restoration Man 4:40pm ��A Place in the Sun: Home or Away

7:00pm ��British Olympic Dreams They follow the women’s boxing team to the World Championships in China, where they face a nervous battle to qualify for the sport’s first-ever appearance in the Games. 7:30pm ��British Olympic Dreams In a final edition of the show ahead of the Games, the team join some of the likely stars of the London Olympics, including swimming world champion Rebecca Adlington and high-profile heptathlete Jessica Ennis. 8:00pm �� Girl Power 9:00pm ��The Bad Boy Olympian 10:00pm �� EastEnders 10:30pm �� Live at the Electric 11:00pm �� Family Guy 11:20pm �� Family Guy 11:45pm �� American Dad! 12:05am �� American Dad! 12:30am ��The Bad Boy Olympian 1:25am ��Is Football Racist? 2:25am �� Olympics’ Most Amazing Moments

6:50pm ��Come Dine with Me 7:55pm �� Grand Designs 9:00pm ��Come Dine with Me 10:00pm ��Coppers 11:05pm �� My Daughter the Teenage Nudist 12:10am ��Come Dine with Me 1:15am ��Coppers 2:20am ��Brothers and Sisters

6:00am ��Goodnight Sweetheart 6:30am ��Heartbeat 7:30am ��Upstairs, Downstairs 8:35am ��Rising Damp 9:05am �� Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman 10:05am ��Monk 11:00am �� Murder, She Wrote 1:00pm ��Heartbeat 2:05pm ��The Darling Buds of May 3:10pm ��Monk 4:10pm ��World Kitchen 5:15pm ��Goodnight Sweetheart 5:50pm ��Heartbeat

6:00am ��Greatest FA Cup Final Goals 6:10am ��The Professionals 7:00am �� Batman 7:50am �� Minder 8:50am ��The Fall Guy 9:50am ��The Saint 10:50am ��The Professionals 11:55am �� Minder 12:55pm �� The Sweeney 1:55pm �� Quantum Leap 2:55pm ��The Fall Guy 3:55pm �� Batman 5:00pm ��Motorsport UK

6:55pm �� Murder, She Wrote 7:55pm �� Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9:00pm �� A Touch of Frost 11:00pm �� Canterbury Tales 12:15am �� Agatha Christie’s Poirot 1:10am �� Terry and June 2:10am �� ITV3 Nightscreen

6:00pm �� Quantum Leap 7:00pm �� Minder 8:00pm �� The Sweeney 9:00pm �� Balls of Fury 10:55pm �� The Howling 12:50am �� The Sweeney 1:50am �� Minder

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4:30am �� Ducktales: the movie Treasure of the lost lamp “Huey, Dewey and Louie join their uncle Scrooge McDuck in his search for the lost treasure trove of Collie Baba and the magic lantern it contains. “ 6:00am �� Fallen II: The Journey 7:30am ��Duets A professional karaoke hustler reconnects with his daughter and a bored suburban businessman turns outlaw karaoke singer, among other plotlines. 9:00am �� Before And After When teenage son Jacob is being accused of murdering his girlfriend, the well-respected and close-knit Ryan family is in turmoil. Jacob flees, father Ben destroys possible evidence, the village community turns hostile and mother Carolyn is forced to temporarily close her doctor’s practice. 11:00am ��House Of Flying Daggers A romantic police captain breaks a beautiful member of a rebel group out of prison to help her rejoin her fellows, but things are not what they seem. 1:00pm �� Emperor’s new groove Emperor Kuzco is turned into a llama by his ex-administrator Yzma, and must now regain his throne with the help of Pacha, the gentle llama herder. 2:30pm ��Kronk’s New Groove Arrogant young Emperor Kuzco is transformed into a llama by his power hungry advisor--the devious diva Yzma. Stranded in the jungle, Kuzco’s only chance to get back home and reclaim the high life rests with a goodhearted peasant named Pacha. 4:00pm ��The Shaggy Dog Tim Allen transforms from family dad to family dog and back again in this update of the Disney comedy. It all begins when workaholic Deputy D.A. Dave Douglas (Allen) takes on a case involving an animal laboratory. 6:00pm ��25th Hour Cornered by the DEA, convicted New York drug dealer Montgomery Brogan reevaluates his life in the 24 remaining hours before facing a seven-year jail term. 8:00pm ��Nothing To Lose 10:00pm �� Dead Heat 11:30pm ��The Shepherd

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w e d n e s d ay 6:00am ��Breakfast 9:15am �� Heir Hunters 10:00am ��Homes Under the Hammer 11:00am �� Cowboy Trap 11:45am ��You’ve Been Scammed 12:15pm ��Bargain Hunt 1:00pm �� BBC News at One 1:30pm ��BBC London News 1:45pm ��Doctors 2:15pm �� Escape to the Country 3:00pm ��World Olympic Dreams 3:30pm �� Olympics 2012 The first sporting action of the thirthieth Olympiad begins as the Team GB women’s football team kick off the tournament at the Millennium Stadium, Cardiff. 6:00pm �� BBC News at Six 6:30pm ��BBC London News 7:00pm �� Olympic Torch 7:30pm ��Britain’s Olympic Torch Story With just two days to go before the Olympic flame reaches its final destination at the Olympic Stadium and officially starts the Games in London, Britain’s Olympic Torch Story tells the tale of how the 2012 torch relay has captured the imagination of the British public. 8:00pm ��EastEnders A guilty Tanya plans a surprise for Cora to make up for the previous day’s disastrous meal, only to uncover a shocking secret that her mum has kept from her all her life. 8:30pm �� Bert and Dickie 10:00pm ��BBC News at Ten 10:25pm ��BBC London News 10:35pm ��The National Lottery Wednesday Night Draws 10:45pm ��Have I Got Old News for You 11:15pm �� EastEnders Omnibus 1:10am ��Weatherview 1:15am ��Britain’s Lost Routes with Griff Rhys Jones 2:15am ��Fake Britain 3:00am �� Britain’s Heritage Heroes

6:00am ��Children´s TV 6:25am ��Timmy Time 6:35am ��Dirtgirlworld 6:45am ��Chuggington 6:50am �� Rastamouse 7:00am ��Deadly Top 10 7:30am ��Splatalot 7:55am �� The League of Super Evil 8:05am ��Frankenstein’s Cat 8:15am ��Pet Squad 8:30am ��Nina and the Neurons Go Inventing 8:45am �� Big and Small 9:00am ��Tinga Tinga Tales 9:10am ��Little Charley Bear 9:20am ��Raa Raa the Noisy Lion 9:30am ��Bob the Builder: Project Build It 9:45am �� The Koala Brothers 9:55am ��Lunar Jim 10:05am ��Kerwhizz 10:30am ��Driver Dan’s Story Train 10:40am ��Waybuloo 11:00am �� In the Night Garden 11:30am �� Animal Park 12:00pm ��The Saint Strikes Back 1:05pm ��The Saint Takes Over 2:15pm ��The Weakest Link 3:00pm ��Show Me the Monet 3:45pm ��The Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour of Britain 4:30pm �� Flog It! 5:15pm ��Antiques Road Trip 6:00pm ��Eggheads 6:30pm �� Great British Railway Journeys 7:00pm �� Coast 8:00pm ��Restoration Home 9:00pm ��Leaving Amish Paradise 10:00pm ��The Culture Show 10:30pm ��Newsnight 11:20pm �� The Odyssey 11:50pm �� The Bridges That Built London with Dan Cruickshank 12:50am ��BBC News

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6:15am �� The Hoobs 6:40am �� The Hoobs 7:05am �� Freshly Squeezed 7:35am ��According to Jim 8:00am ��Will and Grace 8:30am ��Everybody Loves Raymond 8:55am ��Frasier 9:30am �� Come Dine with Me 10:00am �� Come Dine with Me 10:30am �� Come Dine with Me 11:00am �� Come Dine with Me 11:30am �� Come Dine with Me 12:00pm �� Channel 4 News 12:05pm �� A Place in the Sun 1:05pm ��Quick Bakes with Eric Lanlard 1:25pm �� The Black Knight 3:10pm �� Countdown 4:00pm �� Deal or No Deal 5:00pm ��Four in a Bed 5:30pm �� Come Dine with Me

6:00pm �� London Tonight 6:30pm �� ITV News and Weather 7:00pm �� Emmerdale Jai struggles with Rachel’s plans for a termination. Robbie infuriates Declan and Carl by trying to impress Priya. Carl sees a chance to build up the business. 7:30pm ��Coronation Street Can Karl and Sunita salvage anything in the aftermath of their treachery? Izzy feels smothered by Gary’s attentiveness. Maria and Jason’s burgeoning romance saddens Marcus. 8:00pm �� Britain’s Greatest Gold Medallists Who is Britain’s Greatest Gold Medallist of the last 100 years? A panel of Britain’s sports historians, journalists and broadcasters have looked at the achievements of our greatest sportsmen and women to come up with a definitive top twenty. 9:00pm �� Superstar Amanda Holden presents the grand final as Andrew Lloyd Webber’s search to find a new star to play the lead role in Jesus Christ Superstar reaches its conclusion. 10:15pm �� ITV News and Weather 10:50pm ��A Clockwork Orange Controversial satire based on the novel by Anthony Burgess. Teenager Alex leads his gang to commit a series of violent crimes, but after he is captured, he becomes a guinea pig for the government’s new ‘conditioning’ programme. 1:20am �� Jackpot247

6:00pm ��The Simpsons 6:30pm �� Hollyoaks 7:00pm �� Channel 4 News 7:55pm ��4thought.tv 8:00pm �� Superscrimpers: Waste Not, Want Not 9:00pm �� 24 Hours in A and E 10:00pm ��World’s Maddest Job Interview 11:05pm ��Random Acts 11:10pm �� The Killing 12:05am ��Summer Daze with Blackberry 12:40am �� Barclaycard Mercury Prize Sessions 12:55am �� Ibiza Rocks 1:10am �� Delilah 1:20am �� The Bullitts 1:30am ��Clement Marfo and the Frontline 1:40am �� Spotlight 1:55am ��Southland 2:35am ��The Lobster Club 2:45am �� Barefoot in the Park

Britain’s Greatest Gold Medallists ITV 1 - 8:00 - 9:00 pm Who is Britain’s Greatest Gold Medallist of the last 100 years? A panel of Britain’s top sports historians, journalists and broadcasters have looked through the achievements of our greatest sportsmen and women to come up with a definitive top twenty. The judges took into account gold medals won at Olympic and Commonwealth Games, World and European Championships. They also considered the stature of the event,

the competition faced and the impact of their victory on the nation. The programme counts down the top twenty and interviews these elite men and women. They reflect on their moments of glory and the memories they gave the nation. The top twenty spans nine decades, from Jack Beresford’s heroics on the river in the 20s and 30s, to our current heroes about to compete in London 2012.

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Tenerife Weekly - 20th July - 26th July 2012

2 5 6:00am ��Children´s TV 9:15am �� The Wright Stuff 11:10am ��Ultimate Police Interceptors 12:10pm ��5 News Lunchtime 12:15pm ��Big Brother 1:15pm ��Home and Away 1:45pm ��Neighbours 2:15pm ��The Mentalist 3:15pm ��Ties That Bind 5:00pm ��5 News at 5 5:30pm ��Neighbours 6:00pm ��Home and Away 6:30pm �� 5 News 7:00pm ��Ice Road Truckers: Deadliest Roads 8:00pm ��Britain’s Strangest Pets 9:00pm ��NCIS 10:00pm �� Big Brother 11:00pm �� Big Brother’s Bit on the Side 12:00am ��Pokerstars 1:00am ��Super Casino

7:10am ��The Jeremy Kyle Show US 8:00am ��The Only Way is Essex 9:25am �� The Real Housewives of Orange County 10:30am �� The Real Housewives of New York City 11:30am ��Judge Judy 12:00pm ��Emmerdale 12:30pm ��Nanny 911 1:30pm ��The Jeremy Kyle Show 3:40pm �� The Real Housewives of Orange County 4:40pm �� The Real Housewives of New York City 5:35pm ��Judge Judy 6:00pm ��The Jeremy Kyle Show US 7:00pm �� The Cube 8:00pm ��America’s Got Talent 9:00pm ��Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 10:00pm ��The Only Way is Essex 10:45pm �� American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile

7:00pm �� Olympics 2012 Live second half coverage of Brazil v Cameroon, the other two teams in Team GB’s group of the women’s football competition. 9:00pm �� Cherry Healey: How to Get a Life Cherry Healey sets out to discover how money affects our relationships in a world obsessed with material wealth. Who controls the purse strings in a couple? 10:00pm �� EastEnders 10:30pm �� Little Britain Matt Lucas and David Walliams take a comic look at life in Britain. Emily and Florence play tennis while Kenny Craig has a girlfriend. 11:00pm �� Family Guy 11:20pm �� Family Guy 11:45pm �� American Dad! 12:05am �� American Dad! 12:30am �� Cherry Healey: How to Get a Life 1:25am ��The Bad Boy Olympian 2:25am �� Care Home Kids

8:55am ��Location, Location, Location 10:00am ��Four in a Bed 10:35am �� Battle Cry 1:25pm �� Time Team 3:35pm ��The Restoration Man 4:40pm ��A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 5:45pm ��A Place in the Sun: Home or Away

6:00am ��Goodnight Sweetheart 6:30am ��Heartbeat 7:30am ��Upstairs, Downstairs 8:35am ��Rising Damp 9:10am �� Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman 10:10am ��Monk 11:05am �� Murder, She Wrote 12:05pm �� Murder, She Wrote 1:05pm ��Heartbeat 2:10pm ��The Darling Buds of May 3:15pm ��Monk 4:10pm ��World Kitchen 4:40pm ��World Kitchen 5:15pm ��Goodnight Sweetheart 5:50pm ��Heartbeat

6:10am ��The Professionals 7:00am �� Batman 7:50am �� Minder 8:55am ��The Fall Guy 9:55am �� Quantum Leap 10:55am ��The Professionals 11:55am ��The Saint 12:55pm �� The Sweeney 1:55pm �� Minder 3:00pm ��The Fall Guy 4:00pm �� Batman 5:00pm ��The Professionals

6:55pm �� Murder, She Wrote 8:00pm �� Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9:00pm �� A Touch of Frost 11:20pm ��Single-Handed 1:15am �� Monk

6:50pm �� Come Dine with Me 7:55pm ��Grand Designs Getting planning permission to build in open countryside is nigh on impossible, but Helen and Chris Seymour Smith have achieved exactly that. 9:00pm ��The Secret Millionaire 10:00pm �� One Born Every Minute 11:05pm �� Embarrassing Bodies 12:10am ��The Secret Millionaire 1:15am �� One Born Every Minute 2:20am �� Embarrassing Bodies

6:00pm �� Quantum Leap 7:00pm ��Superbikes When Britain Ruled the World 8:00pm ��British Superbike Championship Highlights 9:00pm �� River Monsters 10:00pm �� Highlander 12:20am �� Minder 1:20am �� The Professionals

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6:00am �� Desperation 7:30am ��The Shaggy Dog Tim Allen transforms from family dad to family dog and back again in this update of the Disney comedy. It all begins when workaholic Deputy D.A. Dave Douglas (Allen) takes on a case involving an animal laboratory. 9:00am �� 25th Hour Cornered by the DEA, convicted New York drug dealer Montgomery Brogan reevaluates his life in the 24 remaining hours before facing a seven-year jail term. 11:00am ��Nothing To Lose 1:00pm �� Rescuers The Rescue Aid Society is an organization of mice who work out of New York and travel the world doing good deeds. 2:30pm ��The Rescuers down under On their last mission, the two top mouse agents from the international Rescue Aid Society (RAS) help an eight-year-old boy named CODY in his struggle to protect a magnificent eagle from a ruthless poacher. 4:00pm ��Mars Attacks! The Martians decide to attack our planet and devastate everything. Why? Because it’s fun!!! They enjoy killing people and destroy buildings; they even play bowling with the statues at Easter Isles and pose for photos in front of temples as they are blowing up. 6:00pm ��The Audrey Hepburn Story Part 1 8:00pm �� Air Force One The President of the United States, James Marshall, takes a tough anti-terrorist stance and then becomes a hostage himself when Air Force One is taken over by terrorists from Kazakhstan, led by Ivan Korshunov, who demand the release of their fascistic leader General Radek. 10:00pm ��Venom A pack of teenagers run for their lives through the swamps of Louisiana, as they are chased by Mr. Jangles, a man possessed by 13 evil souls who is relentless in his pursuit of new victims. 11:30pm ��Hero A series of Rashomon-like flashback accounts shape the story of how one man defeated three assassins who sought to murder the most powerful warlord in pre-unified China.

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th u r s d a y 6:00am ��Breakfast 9:15am �� Heir Hunters 10:00am ��Homes Under the Hammer 11:00am �� Cowboy Trap 11:45am ��You’ve Been Scammed 12:15pm ��Bargain Hunt 1:00pm �� BBC News at One 1:30pm ��BBC London News 1:45pm ��Doctors 2:15pm �� Escape to the Country 3:00pm �� BBC News 3:05pm ��Who Let the Dogs Out? 3:30pm ��Hacker Time 4:00pm ��12 Again 4:30pm ��My Life 5:00pm �� London 2012 Countdown to the Olympics. Jane Hill presents live coverage of the closing stages of the Olympic torch relay as it passes some of London’s most famous landmarks. 6:00pm �� BBC News at Six 6:30pm ��BBC London News 7:00pm ��Olympics 2012 Great Britain’s men’s football team begin their Olympic campaign at Old Trafford, Manchester, against Senegal. 10:00pm ��BBC News at Ten 10:25pm ��BBC London News 10:35pm �� Absolutely Fabulous Edina forgets that the Olympics are on, until it gets her closer to her idol. 11:05pm �� A Question of Sport Sue Barker hosts a special Olympic-themed version of the light-hearted sports quiz, looking forward to the start of London 2012. 11:35pm �� Millions Heart-warming fantasy adventure. When their mum dies, Damian and Anthony move house to a new area with their dad. 1:10am �� Holiday Weatherview 1:15am �� Bert and Dickie Thrown together just five weeks before the final of the 1948 London Olympics, Bert Bushnell and Dickie Burnell defied all the odds and achieved gold in the double sculls. 2:45am �� Countryfile

6:00am ��The Pingu Show 6:10am �� Zigby 6:25am ��Timmy Time 6:35am ��Dirtgirlworld 6:50am �� Rastamouse 7:00am ��Deadly Top 10 7:30am ��Splatalot 7:55am �� The League of Super Evil 8:05am ��Frankenstein’s Cat 8:15am ��Pet Squad 8:30am ��Nina and the Neurons Go Inventing 8:45am �� Big and Small 9:00am ��Tinga Tinga Tales 9:10am ��Little Charley Bear 9:20am ��Raa Raa the Noisy Lion 9:30am ��Bob the Builder: Project Build It 9:45am �� The Koala Brothers 9:55am ��Lunar Jim 10:05am ��Kerwhizz 10:30am ��Driver Dan’s Story Train 10:40am ��Waybuloo 11:00am �� In the Night Garden 11:30am �� Animal Park 12:00pm ��The Saint’s Vacation 1:00pm ��To Buy or Not to Buy 1:45pm ��Show Me the Monet 2:30pm �� Olympics 2012 7:00pm �� Coast 8:00pm ��Natural World Tiger Island. Jungle tigers are turning into man-eaters in the exotic island of Sumatra. Now a maverick millionaire is catching the killers and releasing them on his land. 9:00pm �� The Night Watch Set against the turbulent backdrop of London in the 1940s, this adaptation of Sarah Waters’ best-selling novel, The Night Watch, follows four young Londoners inextricably linked by their wartime experiences. 10:30pm ��Newsnight 11:20pm �� A Running Jump 11:55pm ��Engineering Giants 12:55am ��The Culture Show 1:25am ��BBC News

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6:15am �� The Hoobs 7:05am �� Freshly Squeezed 7:35am ��According to Jim 8:00am ��Will and Grace 8:30am ��Everybody Loves Raymond 9:00am ��Frasier 9:30am �� Come Dine with Me 10:00am �� Come Dine with Me 10:30am �� Come Dine with Me 11:00am �� Come Dine with Me 11:30am �� Come Dine with Me 12:00pm �� Channel 4 News 12:05pm �� A Place in the Sun 1:05pm �� Sainsbury’s London 2012 1:10pm ��First Men in the Moon 3:10pm �� Countdown 4:00pm �� Deal or No Deal 5:00pm ��Four in a Bed 5:30pm �� Come Dine with Me

6:00pm �� London Tonight 6:30pm �� ITV News and Weather 7:00pm �� Emmerdale Rachel is shocked when Jai has a change of heart about the baby. Megan is in turmoil as Robbie prepares to leave. Jimmy and Nicola come to a decision about Elliot. 7:30pm �� Tonight What are Your Kids Up to? As the school holidays begin, a look at how your children could be more at risk in their bedrooms than playing outside as thousands now have unrestricted access to the internet. 8:00pm �� Emmerdale Jai digs himself a hole to have the best of both worlds. Jimmy is dismayed to see how much Elliot misses his mum. Katie is rattled when Declan supports Megan’s decision about Robbie. 8:30pm ��Coronation Street Karl and Sunita’s brazenness drives Dev towards despair. Gary objects to Rob making Izzy work overtime. Marcus invites Aiden for a drink. 9:00pm �� The Big Sports Quiz: Boys v Girls Celebrating an eventful summer of sport, Stephen Mulhern presides over two teams of men against women consisting of some of the fiercest competitors from the sporting world. 10:00pm ��ITV News at Ten & Weather 10:35pm �� The Talent Show Story 11:35pm �� Britain’s Greatest Gold Medallists

6:00pm ��The Simpsons 6:30pm �� Hollyoaks Rhys and Lacey search for Phoebe following her disappearance from the club. The students’ excitement about their new home is quashed, while Callum rails against Ash for letting Martha work at the club. 7:00pm �� Channel 4 News 7:55pm ��4thought.tv 8:00pm �� The Churchills In an original and unusual major television series, Dr David Starkey tells the story of the two greatest war leaders in British history, both of whom were called Churchill. 9:00pm ��Obsessive Compulsive Hoarder: The Big Clear Out 10:00pm ��World’s Maddest Job Interview 11:05pm �� 24 Hours in A and E 12:05am ��Random Acts 12:10am �� Undercover Boss 1:10am �� True Stories 2:20am ��A Short History of Everything Else 2:50am �� Sainsbury’s London 2012 2:55am �� Dispatches

The Churchills Channel 4 - 8:00 am - 9:00 pm In an original and unusual major television series, Dr David Starkey tells the story of the two greatest war leaders in British history, both of whom were called Churchill. Everyone knows Winston Churchill led Britain and her Allies in their struggle against Hitler; less well known is John Churchill, Duke of Marlborough, who led Britain and her Allies against an earlier would-be dictator of Europe: the Sun King Louis XIV of France. John Churchill was Winston’s ancestor, but he was more than that: he was his inspiration and he was his subject. Winston was a writer and historian before he

was Prime Minister, and perhaps his greatest work is his massive, million-word biography of John Churchill, Marlborough: His Life and Times, published in four volumes between 1933 and 1938. As David Starkey argues, it was the ten years he spent working on Marlborough that turned Winston from a politician into a statesman-prophet, and prepared him for the immense task of leading the nation against Nazi Germany. Marlborough is a work of history that changed history, a book about a great war leader that helped to make an even greater war leader in a bigger, bloodier war.

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2 6 6:00am ��Children´s TV 9:15am �� The Wright Stuff 11:10am ��Ultimate Police Interceptors 12:10pm ��5 News Lunchtime 12:15pm ��Big Brother 1:15pm ��Home and Away 1:45pm ��Neighbours 2:15pm ��The Mentalist 3:15pm ��Chinese Food in Minutes 3:20pm �� A Stranger’s Heart 5:00pm ��5 News at 5 5:30pm ��Neighbours 6:00pm ��Home and Away 6:30pm �� 5 News 7:00pm �� Half Built House 8:00pm ��Fred West 9:00pm ��The Hotel Inspector 10:00pm �� Big Brother 11:00pm �� Big Brother’s Bit on the Side 12:00am ��Super Casino

6:10am ��Emmerdale 6:35am ��Coronation Street 7:00am ��The Jeremy Kyle Show US 7:55am ��The Only Way is Essex 9:35am �� The Real Housewives of Orange County 10:35am �� The Real Housewives of New York City 11:35am ��Judge Judy 12:00pm ��Emmerdale 12:30pm ��Coronation Street 1:00pm �� Planet’s Funniest Animals 1:30pm ��The Jeremy Kyle Show 3:40pm �� The Real Housewives of Orange County 4:40pm �� The Real Housewives of New York City 5:35pm ��Judge Judy 6:00pm ��The Jeremy Kyle Show US 7:00pm �� Cool Runnings 9:00pm �� Bridget Jones’s Diary 11:05pm �� Celebrity Juice 11:50pm �� Hell’s Kitchen USA

7:00pm �� Top Gear USA The hosts have each been asked to choose what they think is the perfect high-end convertible by an anonymous celebrity buyer. On the way to meet them, they put the cars through a series of challenges which hint at the celebrity’s identity. 7:45pm �� Top Gear USA Limousines have become more about bachelorette parties than star-studded premieres, so Adam, Rutledge and Tanner decide it’s time to get some of the glamour back by building their own. 8:30pm �� Snog, Marry, Avoid? 9:00pm �� Adventureland 10:40pm �� Family Guy 11:00pm �� Family Guy 11:25pm �� American Dad! 11:45pm �� American Dad! 12:10am ��Can Anyone Beat Bolt? 1:10am �� Olympics’ Most Amazing Moments 5:45am �� Total Wipeout

8:55am ��Location, Location, Location 10:00am ��Four in a Bed 10:30am ��Sainsbury’s and Channel 4 Present... London 2012 10:35am ��A Place in the Sun 11:10am ��Halls of Montezuma 1:25pm �� Time Team 2:30pm �� Time Team 3:35pm ��The Restoration Man 4:40pm ��A Place in the Sun: Home or Away

6:00am ��Film File 6:10am ��Goodnight Sweetheart 6:40am ��Heartbeat 7:40am ��Upstairs, Downstairs 8:50am ��Rising Damp 9:15am �� Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman 10:15am ��Monk 11:10am �� Murder, She Wrote 1:15pm ��Heartbeat 2:15pm ��The Darling Buds of May 3:20pm ��Monk 4:15pm ��World Kitchen 5:20pm ��Goodnight Sweetheart 5:55pm ��Heartbeat

6:00am ��Greatest World Cup Matches 6:15am ��The Professionals 7:05am �� Batman 8:00am ��The Saint 9:00am ��The Fall Guy 10:00am �� Quantum Leap 11:00am ��The Professionals 12:00pm �� Minder 1:00pm ��The Saint 2:00pm �� World’s Wildest Police Videos 3:00pm ��The Fall Guy 4:00pm �� Batman 5:00pm ��The Professionals

7:00pm �� Murder, She Wrote 8:00pm �� The Return of Sherlock Holmes 9:00pm �� A Touch of Frost 11:20pm �� Eternal Law 12:20am �� Murder, She Wrote 1:15am �� Terry and June

6:50pm �� Come Dine with Me 7:55pm ��Grand Designs 9:00pm ��Big Fat Gypsy Weddings 10:00pm ��The Closer 11:00pm �� Father Ted 12:05am �� Embarrassing Bodies 1:05am ��The Closer 2:05am �� Father Ted 2:35am �� Father Ted

6:00pm �� Quantum Leap 7:00pm ��Bradley Wiggins: A Very British Champion 8:00pm �� Border Security USA 9:00pm ��Billy Connolly’s Route 66 10:00pm ��The Shining 12:30am ��World’s Wildest Police Videos 1:25am �� Minder

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7:30am ��Mars Attacks! The Martians decide to attack our planet and devastate everything. Why? Because it’s fun!!! They enjoy killing people and destroy buildings; they even play bowling with the statues at Easter Isles and pose for photos in front of temples as they are blowing up. 9:00am ��The Audrey Hepburn Story Part 1 11:00am ��Air Force One The President of the United States, James Marshall, takes a tough anti-terrorist stance and then becomes a hostage himself when Air Force One is taken over by terrorists from Kazakhstan. 1:00pm ��The Many Adventures Of Winnie The Pooh Pooh, a bear of very little brain, and all his friends in the Hundred Acre Wood sing their way through adventures that encompass honey, bees, bouncing, balloons, Eeyore’s birthday, floods, and Pooh sticks. 2:30pm ��Winnie The Pooh: Springtime With Roo It’s the most beautiful spring day ever! Bees are buzzing, flowers are blooming and ROO, POOH and TIGGER are ready to laugh and play. But RABBIT expects them all to stay inside until every last bit of spring-cleaning is finished! 4:00pm ��Quatre Etoiles Franssou, a charming Parisian English teacher, who shares part of her life with a boring middle-aged lover, dreams of another life. 6:00pm �� The Audrey Herburn Story Part 2 8:00pm ��Face Off An FBI covert terrorism expert, through advanced plastic surgery, assumes the identity of his arch-nemesis, a sadistic terrorist. 10:00pm �� District B13 In the near future, the worst ghettos of Paris, France are literally walled off and among the worst is District B13. Controlled by the ruthless crime lord, Taha, a young righteous punk named Leïto is determined to bring him down. 11:30pm ��The Ice Harvest Larceny, lust and lethal behavior. In icebound Wichita, Kansas, it’s Christmas Eve, and this year Charlie Arglist just might have something to celebrate.

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‘Shop lifting past’

on record for a limited time, but you’d need to double check that.

We all make stupid mistakes, Nicola, and we all have to live with the consequences. Obviously I can’t condone shoplifting, but at the end of the day, its not like you committed the crime of the century is it? The only person who this really matters to now is you, and I think you’ve punished yourself more than enough. In answer to your question, no, I don’t think you should broadcast the fact that you were arrested. It’s been nine years and it really is time to let go of the guilt and associated worry. Life is about moving forwards, not backwards so you owe it to yourself to let your past fade away.

‘I can’t trust men’

You obviously need to address the issues you have from being abused, Sonia. Having forced yourself to cope with it alone all these years, it’s hardly surprising that it’s constantly there in the background. The fact that you pushed this guy away just goes to show that you’ve got some way to go before you’re truly ready to enter into a relationship. Take a look at www.aest.org.uk, which is an amazing website set up and run by people who have survived abuse. It’s an online community

where you can discuss your feelings in complete confidence and perhaps pick up some useful advice from people who’ve been exactly where you are right now. The point is, sadly, you’re not alone but there is a light at the end of the tunnel. Forget about relationships for the time being and concentrate on yourself for a while. In time, you should be able to fully confront what happened and from that point on, hopefully, your life can begin again. Good luck sweetheart, you deserve it.

I have been feeling down for the past year since my mum died. She was only 59. My brother is in the RAF and doesn’t keep in contact with, me although I try. I feel like I don’t have any family left. My dad left when I was young and my aunties live far away. I really feel depressed but I don’t know who to turn to. I feel like the unluckiest person alive. Ellen

‘Feeling down’

with this loss. To most of us, family is of the upmost importance, but we also have to accept that we’ve got to carve out our own lives. As far as your brother goes; perhaps he could try harder. Have you ever sat and told him how you feel? Sometimes a good heart to heart can work wonders, but at the same time, you do have to realise that he has a life of his own to live. Give yourself a little more time to adjust to life without your mum being on hand, rather than crucifying yourself over being alone. In time, your life will move on and you’ll have a whole host of other things to worry about, trust me.

Nine years ago I was cautioned for shoplifting when I was going through a stupid phase. Now I’m married with two children and that part of my life couldn’t feel further away. I worry constantly that someone might find out about my past. I thought I’d be able to forget it, but every now and then a situation arises where I could have a background check; like helping out at scouts or working at the council. Should I just tell everyone and get it over with? Nicola

Calders Confessions

Calder spent twelve years working as PA and Co-presenter with Jeremy Kyle on various radio stations, he is now a Freelance Radio Presenter where he answers listeners´dilemmas each Sunday night on the airwaves. We are also very grateful to have him here, answering your questions and queries as part of the Tenerife Weekly team. If you have an issue you can`t overcome or just need general help and confidential advice, why not email Calder: calder@ tenerife-weekly.com

I have a feeling that police cautions only stay

I was abused by my uncle when I was young, from the ages of 4-6, and I never told anyone. I’m 45 now and met an amazing man at my dance classes. As soon as he started to get serious about the relationship I freaked out and stopped contacting him. I’m scared that if we get into a relationship, he’ll hurt me in some way or another. Have I pushed away the best thing that might ever happen to me? Sonia

There’s no hard and fast rule about grieving, Ellen. Some people cope better than others. It’s only been a year since you lost your mum and maybe, in your case, it’s going to take a little longer for you to truly come to terms

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Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19 A challenging event could be triggered this week when Mars aspects Pluto and Uranus in your sign. Be prepared for the unexpected. That isn’t to say it will necessarily be bad, but it might hasten a desire for radical change. The New Moon in Cancer occurs in your home zone. It’s helpful if you want to change the family dynamic in any way. Taurus Apr 20 - May 20 Your health and wellness zone has been stirred up recently. Take it easy this week since some potent aspects to Pluto and Uranus could coincide with challenging incidents, perhaps associated with relationships. Whatever happens, don’t get too stressed. Wait a few days until things settle down before you make any decisions. There is a New Moon in Cancer midweek. Gemini May 21 - June 20 You’re moving through a generally positive phase, although a challenging aspect early on could cause tension. It might be linked with romance or a creative project. Either way, you could find that someone is jealous. A New Moon in your personal financial zone is helpful if you want to make a fresh start. Cancer June 21 - July 22 Mars squares Pluto Tuesday and opposes Uranus Wednesday. With Jupiter involved in the mix, what may seem like a golden opportunity or bright idea could also involve a few challenges. It might also represent the next step on your path, one that requires some changes in order for you to move ahead. There’s also more as Jupiter aspects Uranus on Saturday.

Leo July 23 - Aug 22 Opportunities come your way through your social life. One especially interesting event could occur as Mars squares Pluto and opposes Uranus. You may find yourself catapulted into an interesting situation that seems to hold a lot of promise but could require that you let go of your past in some capacity in order to get involved. Jupiter makes a fabulous aspect to Uranus over the weekend. Virgo Aug 23 - Sept 22

Your financial situation looks interesting. A blend of aspects could encourage you to take action, especially if you’ve been dealing with problems lately. You may reach a crisis point, but also see huge potential by adopting a course of action that leaves you better off in the future. Libra Sept 23 - Oct 22

Mars in your sign seems to trigger some intense aspects this week that could stir up relationships at home and in the circles in which you move. But the presence of Jupiter also helps to bring new and exciting solutions to what may have been an ongoing problem.

Scorpio Oct 23 - Nov 21 This could be quite an intense week. Mars is currently in your spiritual and mystical zone and making some challenging aspects to Pluto and Uranus. You might feel as though you’re on a knife edge, but this aspect is actually pushing you to make a few changes. It might seem like you have to give up a lot in order to do so.

Sagittarius Nov 22 - Dec 21

Mars makes a positive aspect to Jupiter in your partnership zone, which suggests that good things happen when you and your lover make a point of socializing together. But as far as romance goes, there could be a few tensions. If you’re eager to date someone special, you might need to change. It may not happen otherwise.

Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19 Tension could arise in association with home and career matters. You may be doing your level best to get things to happen in the way you want them to - to push results in your favor - but if you want to succeed, you might have to let go of your own agenda and adopt a newer, fresher strategy. The New Moon in Cancer midweek helps if you want to start a new business partnership. Aquarius Jan 19 - Feb 18 Listen to your creative intuition and go with the flow. Mars in Libra may coincide with some interesting events, especially as it aspects Pluto and Uranus. Whatever happens, keep your cool and allow yourself to consider possibilities that may have seemed out of reach before. This is the time to be creative and inventive and let go of the negative patterns. Pisces Feb 19 - Mar 20 Jupiter in your home zone brings a wonderful, warm feeling to family affairs. But there could be a little tension in the air when Mars aspects Pluto and Uranus, which could bring financial issues to the forefront of your mind. You might be able to come up with answers that are quite brilliant if you let your natural creativity come to the fore.

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Pets’ Corner

Welcome to Tenerife Weekly’s Pets’ Page

My name is Steph and some of you may have heard me on the radio each Thursday when I try to find good homes for fantastic pets. Each week this page will be filled with both useful and entertaining information to keep you up to date with the world of pets here in the Canaries.

Our Island In Flames

Given the horrific fires that have covered vast parts of the island this week, I feel it is important to spare a thought for all those who have been caught up in it. Not only the people, who undoubtedly get our fullest sympathy, but also to the animals who have not been so lucky as to escape. As I am writing this the fire is still going strong towards Vilaflor and Guia de Isora, and I can only imagine how frightening it must be. Tenerife has some beautiful wildlife, which, along with domestic animals, will have lost its homes or lives. A huge thank you also goes out to the numerous people who have offered to take in pets belonging to evacuees. It is testament to what a wonderful community we have here and how such an event can really pull people together.

Acción del Sol’s weekly news By Karen Clack

These two dogs came to the refuge as puppies, after being abandoned on the streets. Now they are older and both living in different countries with different owners, but they had a rendezvous at Acción Del Sol last week and were very happy to see each other again after 4 years. It’s always nice to have past adopted dogs back to visit with their new owners. Friday the 20th of July, Acción Del Sol will be doing a walk around the centre of Santa Cruz with some of the dogs from the refuge, as well as owners with their own dogs, to raise awareness in animal welfare. If you would like to join the walk then please meet at The Plaza by the lake at 4pm or call 922 772 252 for more information. Due to the success of last year’s educational programme, where Acción Del Sol staff were accompanied by a few 4-legged friends, we visited various schools educating children on animal welfare and raising awareness

Useful Numbers Dog & Cat Grooming 628 859 973 - 922 738 885

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Arona - 010 Everywhere else – 112 24 Hour Vets Fanabe 617 483 707 El Medano 607 346 183 Playa San Juan 922 832 344

on the crisis surrounding Tenerife’s animal population. This will be repeated on a much larger scale once the schools resume, following the summer holidays. Acción Del Sol is firmly committed to this programme to try and give the children a better understanding on animal welfare, which in turn, will enhance the lives of many animals on the island. Please call 922 778 630 for more information or if you would like to help out in anyway. Towels and blankets are always needed for the dogs, if you have any to spare. They would be very much appreciated by our fourlegged friends. The refuge is situated at Polígono De Industrial Estate, Granadilla, Exit 51 on the TF1, directly next to ITER th Parque Eolica, where the windmills are, and it is open to the public Monday - Friday 3-6 pm - if you are interested in adopting a dog, or maybe just taking a dog or two for a leisurely walk.

Yet Another Dog Attack The problem with the “wild” dogs in Los Cristianos continues. I received a frantic phone call in the week from a devastated dog owner whose small Caniche was set upon on the same bit of waste ground, below Guaza Mountain, as the dog two weeks ago. The helpless dog was tugged about, but thankfully was released before the attack could become fatal. The owner of the dog called the police and spent an hour trying to get somewhere with them. The end result being that she was told nothing could be done about the dogs unless an attack is in action, as the land they are on is protected, thus meaning nothing can be shot or tranquilized “without cause”. I have been given an email address to write to by the Ayuntamiento, who say that the more people that write in, the more chance of something being done. Whether they will pay attention or not is debatable, but it is worth trying. portalweb@arona.org

Can you help one of the featured animals? H ave yo u a n a r t i c l e of interest? D o e s yo u r p e t d e s e r ve a feature? Drop me an email at vetpetcare@hotmail.com

The Little Dogs’ Home

Fully functioning kennels have now been completed at The Little Dogs’ Home, where the residents are in a “2 to a kennel” housing. It has been a big job, but is paying off. Not a flea in sight and healthy strong dogs! If you would like to adopt, or can help, please call 672 917 193

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This week’s clever quote Nancy Astor (to Winston Churchill): “If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee!” Churchill: “And if I were your husband I would drink it.”

The brain train

MATHS CHALLENGE

Try to fill in the missing numbers. Use the numbers 1 through 9 to complete the equations.

Sudoku

Fill in the black squares so that each row, each column and each 3-by-3 block contain all of the digits 1 through 9.

Each number is only used once. Each row is a math equation. Work from left to right. Each column is a math equation. Work from top to bottom

An easy one

8 3 9 2 7 6 7 5 4 9 6

2 8 7 3 1 2 7 7 6 4 2 4 6 7 8 3 The dotted lines indicate areas which also contain a nonrepeating set of digits. These squares can be added together to produce the sums shown in the clues. A little tougher

Question Two: What is 20% of 40? Question Three: Which comedy series featured the Boswell family? Question Four: Which David presented ‘Juke Box Jury’? Question Five: How is Priscilla White better known? Question Six: What is the national flower of Austria?

Spot the 16 differences

1 8 5 9 6

Question One: Which Olympic sport is played with stones and brooms?

Word search Find and circle all of the Vegetables words that are hidden in the grid. The words may be hidden in any direction. Beet

Broccoli Cabbage Carrot Cauliflower Celery Corn Cucumber Eggplant Kohlrabi Lettuce Onion Parsnip Peas Potato Radish Rutabaga Spinach Squash

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Sharples in Session By John Sharples

Fiesta Del Carmen Once again, the people of Puerto de La Cruz went water crazy. The famous fiesta del Carmen, sees the inhabitants in their thousands throwing water and squirting giant water pistols at each other for a great part of the day. It’s more fun that you can handle, as the virgin is taken out into the sea on a boat. She is subjected to abuse by the onlookers and the screaming and shouting drowns out the music that is played over

the speakers. The whole purpose of this ceremony is so that the virgin can bless the waters for the coming year, so that the local fisherman will be safe and make a bumper catch. The party begins at 1pm and continues into the night, ending with fireworks. A good time was had by all; you wouldn’t think that so many people are struggling to survive considering the high numbers that attended.

The UK has been drenched with rain over the last few weeks. People are so sick and tired of the bad weather that has attacked the shores of Blighty that they have been taking extra breaks in Tenerife. This is great for the Island, but it is by no means the only good to have come out of the UK’s drippy summer. The world has been spared an event of catastrophic proportions. A concert that would have reunited Kylie Minogue and Jason Donovan was cancelled

due to poor conditions. Now that’s a good reason to get the jubilee bunting out all over again!

Especially For You

What Goes Around, Comes Around

Tony Blair has recently hinted that he would be better served a second time round to run the country as Prime Minister. This puts fear into hearts of fifty percent of people according to a poll on MSN online. On top of this, Gordon Brown has been given the position of global education envoy for the UN Secretary General. Let’s hope he doesn’t have anything to do with mathematics. What next? Will John Major make an assault on David Cameron, or better still, will they bring Winston Churchill out of cryogenic freezing so that he can sort this bloody mess out? The great man must be turning in his grave when he sees what has happened: Britain in a mess and Germany running Europe. It is amazing that history has a tendency to repeat itself. In 1981 and 2005 Prince Charles got married, Liverpool were crowned Champions of Europe and Australia lost the Ashes. In 1978 and 2005 The Pope Died, Ken and Deidre from Coronation Street got married and Liverpool won the European cup. Now, if we could just twin 2012 with a year when lots of great things happened, things would start looking up! What year was the Messiah born again?

Fear Of Flying

Here are a few facts that might help to quell your fears. You are more likely to die from being stung by a bee than you are from flying. If you flew every day of your life, on average it would take you nineteen thousand years before you would succumb to a fatal accident. From 1990 to 1999, there were NO fatalities in operations by UK airlines. According to the Civil Aviation Authority, 706 million passengers flew 7.15 million flights worldwide during that ten year period without a single fatality. Now, surely that helps you to put things into a more sensible perspective.

Missed Opportunity

Rights? Wrong! I’m so tired of hearing about Gay Rights, Women’s Rights, Pensioner’s Rights, Racial Rights, Religious Rights, etc ,etc, etc. Surely They All Come Under One Umbrella ..... Human Rights! If All These Campaigning Groups Got Together And Thought About The Bigger Picture, The World Would Be A Far Better Place. They Would Have Far More Clout If They Pooled Their Resources And Really Did Something Useful!

I didn’t realise that the man who supplied the voices for Zippy and George from the kids TV series “Rainbow” was also the man who voiced the Daleks on Doctor Who for many years. What a shame they couldn’t have appeared on the same show at once. Then they could have exterminated Rod, Jane and Freddy and saved a generation!

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FOOD

Egg-citing

Please contact me at www.casatrestenerife.com or 922 716 627. I will be only too happy to help.

As a kid I always remember my mother’s shopping list: tea, bread, butter, sugar, milk, oh and eggs...... Sounds a little too simple, but I remember always having something tasty on my plate.

French Raisin Toast

Be it simple French toast, scrambled eggs, or just a poached egg. Thanks Mum. So many people are afraid of the simple. Trust me it works. A little imagination, here and there, can make it Egg-citing.

Scrambled Egg with Smoked Salmon 2 eggs Knob of butter 50ml milk Salt Pepper Strips of smoked salmon Chopped chives Hot, toasted muffin. I’m not a great lover of microwave ovens, but in this case I feel it’s what they were invented for. Put eggs, milk, butter, salt, pepper in a microwave proof dish and cook until almost set, stirring every 15 seconds. Add the smoked salmon and chives and

finish cooking. Serve over the hot buttered muffin.

Poached Eggs Florentine Beat the eggs in a large bowl and soak the bread until all the egg is gone. Fry in a hot DRY non-stick pan and serve hot.... Heat the soaked raisins in the hot pan with custard and pour over the bread.

2 eggs Pan of hot water White vinegar Salt Butter Onion Spinach Nutmeg Milk Cheddar cheese Bring a pan of water to a rolling boil, add salt and 3 tablespoons of vinegar to the water, crack the egg into a cup and

And coat with cheddar cheese sauce.

Solutions to this week’s puzzles

An easy one

Brain Train

1. Curling 2. Eight 3. Bread 4. Jacobs 5. Cilla Black 6. Edelweiss

4 2 5 6 3 1 8 9 7

8 7 9 5 3 1 6 2 4 6 3 1 4 2 8 5 9 7 2 5 6 8 7 4 3 1 9 4 9 7 3 1 6 2 5 8 3 1 8 2 5 9 4 7 6 9 4 2 7 6 5 1 8 3

A little tougher

7 6 9 8 4 5 1 2 3

5 2 4 6 9 7 8 3 1

8 3 1 9 7 2 4 5 6 2 1 7 5 6 4 9 3 8 6 5 4 3 8 9 2 7 1 9 8 3 2 1 7 5 6 4 1 9 6 4 5 3 7 8 2 5 4 8 7 2 6 3 1 9

7 6 5 1 8 3 9 4 2

3 7 2 1 9 8 6 4 5

1 8 3 9 4 2 7 6 5

1 egg 2 bread slices Raisins soaked in light rum and syrup. Custard Can’t be simpler:

pour into the water cook until firm. To make the dish easier to complete: Remove the eggs to a bowl of iced water - this will stop the egg yolk hardening. Return to boiling water to reheat prior to serving. Melt butter in a pan and gently fry onions without colour, introduce spinach leaves and cook until they wilt. Season with salt pepper Fry a little onion in a thick bottom pot with some butter. Season with salt, pepper and a pinch of nutmeg. Add milk and bring to the boil Add grated cheddar cheese and mix until smooth. Pile the spinach on a plate top with the reheated eggs

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Tenerife Weekly - 20th July - 26th July 2012 TECHNOPHILE

iPad Mini To Be Apple’s ‘Day Z’ Going Standalone In September Slimmest Tablet Yet

Apple’s reported iPad Mini tablet will be its slimmest yet, with the device rumoured to land sporting a 7.2mmthin crust, a source told Japanese blog Macotakara. If true, it will make Apple’s fourthgeneration tablet slimmer than the Kindle Fire, Google Nexus 7 and Toshiba AT200, albeit, only by a margin. The pint-sized slate is expected to land in the UK before Christmas. 3G or not 3G? The source claims that the iPad Mini will also land with 3G capabilities, giving it an advantage over Google’s Nexus 7, which is Wi-Fi only. In addition to being super slim and sporting high-spec innards, the device is rumoured to come equipped with a miniature price tag of around £160-230 (200-290 Euros), making it the Californian company’s

cheapest tablet yet. The reason behind Apple’s decision to launch a smaller wallet-friendly tablet is to fend off stiff competition from the likes of Amazon’s popular Kindle Fire. The report concludes that Foxconn’s Brazilian plant will handle production of the mooted device, which is reported to kick off in September.

Retro Corner: ‘Flashback’ First Released: Amiga (1992) Mega Drive/ Genesis, Super Nintendo (1992).

Flashback was, in many ways, ahead of its time. Sure, the side-scrolling gameplay bore more than a whiff of Prince of Persia - three years its predecessor - but it was the game’s presentation, Blade Runner-style story and cerebral cinematic action that really set it apart from the pack. Released on Amiga in 1992, Flashback delivered a fantastic science fiction tale; grounded in sound gameplay, all wrapped in a rich world created using hand-drawn backdrops, motion capture animation and detailed cut scenes. Set in 2142, the story launched players into the nightmarish future world of Conrad B. Hart, an agent working for the Galaxia Bureau of Investigation. Taking a leaf from Philip K. Dick’s weighty storytelling book, Flashback’s narrative dealt with tough issues of corruption, memory and identity. On a seemingly routine investigation, Hart discovers a plot to destroy the earth involving alien Morphs posing as high ranking government officials. He then becomes the target of these shape-shifting nasties, who capture and erase his memory. It is up to the player to restore Hart’s mind and save the world from the aliens. Navigating levels such as the lush but danger-filled jungles of Titan, or the dirty urban sprawl of New Washington required brains as much as brawn, as both alien foes and environmental

puzzles push Hart to his limits. Instead of sword fighting, you shoot the Morph enemies with a pistol, which fortunately has unlimited bullets. In the earlier sections, you can just blast away at the foes to dispatch them, but not for long. Later adversaries offer a sterner challenge, requiring you to use your rechargeable bulletshield which offers protection from shots for a brief second. This opens up a timed parry system, involving blocking the enemy attack and then countering with your own. Hart can take four hits before dying and while there are plenty of save points, the overall save system was annoying. The seven levels all have wildly different lengths, but you cannot actually save your game within them; instead you’re given passwords to access the different stages from the menu. This means that you either have to finish the level, or just leave it - and on longer levels such as the second one, this was pretty limiting. After being released on Amiga in 1992, Flashback was then ported to consoles, SEGA Mega Drive/Genesis and Nintendo’s SNES, a year later, followed by other versions for the SEGA CD, 3DO, PC and Atari Jaguar. The game often gets mistaken for Another World, not only due to similarities in the gameplay and presentation, but also because both games were developed by Delphine. But Flashback was in its own world; spawning a sequel called Fade to Black in 1995, which was less favourably viewed by the critics. A third game, Flashback Legends, was developed by Delphine for a 2003 release, but shot down when the company went bankrupt a year earlier.

Day Z will be going standalone by September, it has been revealed. Project lead Dean ‘Rocket’ Hall has said that the popular Arma II mod will adopt a “Minecraft-like model”, releasing as an alpha with free updates going forward. “I would hope that we have something out by September,” he said at PC gaming expo Rezzed. “Kind of like Minecraft, the full release isn’t necessarily the goal, the development itself - that’s the goal, and see where the idea goes, even if it reaches a full release or even if it doesn’t, I think we would probably want to expand on it.” Hall said that the pricing would be based on the “content we could put into it”, adding that “it needs to be community

supported and they need to be behind it. So the challenge there is to come up with enough features and content that people are happy to pay out 10, 15 Euros for an additional product when they’ve already spent 20 Euros on Arma II.” Hall stressed that the 10 to 15 Euros figure was an estimate, and added that it would probably avoid going free-to-play. “We probably could make a lot more money going free-to-play but it would destroy the experiment a bit.” Day Z is an online open-world zombie apocalypse simulator where players must scavenge for resources, surviving against the undead and amongst other players. Released in April, the free mod has fuelled sales of 300,000 copies of Arma II since being released.

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Having been in and around security, music and theme parks for over 25 years, I have met and worked with some fantastic people. From peer pressure, from family and friends, I find myself now in an environment second to none; there are some great people here and it is a pleasure to work with all of them. I am in Old Ocean on Tuesdays, Market Tavern (Los Cris) on Wednesdays and Thursdays and alternate Mondays at Flicks, Amarilla Bay.

WHERE ARE YOU FROM? Maryport, Cumbria! Somebody’s gotta come from there. WHEN AND WHY DID YOU MOVE TO TENERIFE? After my wife died in 2004 I drunk myself stupid for 2 years & my brother, Shaun, who lives here, rang me and me to get my ass into gear and move here in 2006. WHEN’S YOUR BIRTHDAY? 28th July. DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF TO BE FAMOUS? Famous? No, not really, but I’ve been around, met a lot of famous people and a lot of people know me and u never know what’s round the corner. ALTHOUGH YOU ARE IN THE LIMELIGHT, DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF TO BE SHY? Not shy! Just absolutely petrified until I sing my first song. Lol IF YOU HAD A DIFFERENT JOB, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Building igloos in Alaska. WHO IS YOUR IDOL? WHY? My mum x. No matter how many mistakes I have made she’s always there for me. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST DISASTER YOU HAVE EVER HAD ON STAGE? It has to be putting wrong mini disc in for cabaret (sorry Avril). WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE SPORT? Formula 1. HOW MANY LANGUAGES DO YOU SPEAK? Spanish! Had 3 lessons and gave it up as a

bad job, so now I’m taking English lessons and I hope in the near future to speak the jar jar binks lingo. HOW MANY HOUSES DO YOU HAVE? 40 green and 16 red, aah but that’s on my monopoly board, do they still count? WHAT TIME DO YOU GET UP IN THE MORNING? When my eyes open. HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU EARN IN A MONTH? Money? Are we supposed to get paid? HOW MUCH MONEY WOULD YOU LIKE TO EARN IN A MONTH? The same as the guy who owns Facebook. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST JOB? Farmer. DO YOU DO CHARITY WORK? I don’t do them personally, but Elvis, Shrek & jar jar binks seem to do well with it. WHY DID YOU BECOME AN ENTERTAINER? I just wanted to make people happy. DO YOU HAVE A PRIVATE PLANE? Yes I have approx 200 sheets of plain paper. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? A duck called Quack, a camel called Humpy and of course jar jar baby and junior. WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR FREE TIME? Shop, cook and clean. Lol WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD? Cauliflower and cheese. WHERE WAS YOUR LAST HOLIDAY? Blackpool, Great Birchwood country music venue at Warton.

TELL US A SECRET ABOUT YOU! Don’t have any, as I’m a crap liar. DO YOU WEAR BOXERS OR BRIEFS? Boxers (now). IF YOU WERE A BISCUIT, WHICH WOULD YOU BE? A penguin (sorry billy, got that in first) WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO EAT? Off a plate. NAME ONE ACTOR/ACTRESS YOU WOULD LOVE TO GET NAUGHTY WITH? Donkey. WERE YOU BULLIED AS A KID? Yes. WOMEN OR CARS? Bikes. Lol HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE THE MOST DESIRABLE MAN ON THE EARTH? Don’t know, it hasn’t happened yet. IF I CAME TO YOUR HOME AND LOOKED INSIDE THE FRIDGE, WHAT WOULD I FIND? Nothing, we’re moving today. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN THREE WORDS? Large as life. WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE DO YOU DISLIKE? I don’t dislike anybody. WHAT´S THE MOST EMBARRASSING SITUATION YOU HAVE BEEN IN? Well! After an accident in my car, I paid a visit to the green hospital. Spanish not being very good, I found myself stood in the x-ray department. Nurse asked me to take my shorts off. When she turned round to pass me a robe I was stood their naked.

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Tenerife Weekly - 20th July - 26th July 2012 health, beauty & fashion

Your Hair & B eauty Advice C olumn

by Jade & staff at The Perfect Gift Salon

More of your questions answered Dear Rachal at the perfect gift, this might be a silly question, but is there any advice you can give me on my hair. Although I spend a long time straightening my hair before I go out, within an hour it goes frizzy and messy. I think, because of the heat over here. Could you advise me on what I could do, or use to keep my hair looking the way it does when I leave the house? Regards Natalie Hunt. Hi Natalie, this is a good question; as a lot of us women have the same problem, and it drives us nuts. There are a whole range of products available that can prevent this problem, so when you’re next out buying your hair essentials look out for an antifrizz shampoo, conditioner and serum, but be sure to read the instructions; as some serums are to be applied before you straighten and some are to be put on afterwards. And check if it is to be put on wet or dry hair. Good luck, Rachal.

Hi Jade, I have not lived in Tenerife for very long and this is my first summer here. The problem is I am fair skinned and suffer with prickly heat, burn and then go back to white again. I would ideally like to have a lovely golden tan, but it doesn’t matter how careful I am with my sun block (and I sunbathe for no more than 2 hours a day), I still can’t get the colour I would love to be. Do you have any advice for me? From a sun novice!

Hello, sun novice. Thank you for the query. It is a very important subject, and unfortunately so many people don’t know or understand correct sun advice. Firstly, although you say you only sunbathe 2 hours a day, most of us, without realizing, get around 6-8 hours of sun exposure a day whilst walking around and doing our daily things. You should always put on your sun block at least 1 hour before you leave your home, as it needs to sink in. To start with, you must use a sun block with a minimum of a 25 spf, which should be applied at least every 30-40 minutes. Then work your way down to a 15spf once you have got at least a slight base tan. You should also use a re-hydrator after sun exposure, as your skin becomes dry, red and overheated. The re-hydrator should have the main ingredient of aloe vera. This will not only keep your skin soft, but will also help to lock in your tan so that it lasts until the next time you venture out into the sun. Always keep your face well protected, as we all know the aging effects the rays have on our skin. And, most importantly, if you have children it is vital that they are well educated on the extreme effects the sun can have. Happy sun bathing! Jade x

This is a question for Bekki: I have had acrylic tips put on in the UK before I came over to Tenerife, but they are now turning yellow. I am almost ready for the infills to be done, but if they are going to go yellow again should I just have them taken off or is there anything I can do to remove the stain? Lucy Hi Lucy, thanks for your question. There is no need to have your tips taken off and your nail tech should have offered an anti yellowing top coat, knowing you were going to be in the sun. The best advice I could give you is to go to a nail technician and have her file off the discoloration, and apply a non yellowing top coat. I hope this helps. Kind regards, Bekki

To the girls at The Perfect Gift Salon, I am writing to you regarding my very dry and cracked feet. I get quite embarrassed about my heels and around my big toes, as they are really cracked and ugly. Are there any tips other than scraping the dead skin away and using a good softening cream, which I do weekly? Kind regards, Anon. Hi, yes there is more you can do for your feet, but you are making a good start. Firstly I would advise giving your feet more attention than just once a week - try to concentrate on them at least 3 times a week.

When you are filing the dead skin, try not to take too much off as this can just encourage the feet to crack more. You can cake them in a foot softening cream or, in extreme cases, Vaseline and put a pair of foot mitts on to keep the moisture in. It’s best if you can leave the mitts on over night to give them an intense softening. A regular visit to a salon for a professional pedicure would also help dramatically, but you must keep it up, as it doesn’t take long for the feet to become dry again if you are prone to cracking. Jade x

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First Division teams were in action this week in “The Wild Bull Coast FM darts league”. Chipeque took the long walk down to the Apolo for some hospitality from “Ramon”, and he didn’t disappoint: it was a great day!! Chipeque took the points 6-2 with some close games, a day of not major high scoring, but great finishing with Lee making his Tommy tourist debut. Belgian Beer Bar rearranged match against Our Place A was moved to 2pm and at 5pm Rank Team

they played the postponed match against Rood. In their first game Raff was mesmerised by the quality of the throw, he tells us “Our Place really played like semi-professionals. The only thing we could do was watch. Joe finished his 1st leg in 5 rounds. Del boy (playing Raff) finished in 6 rounds (finishing on 112 with a bull), his 2nd leg he finished in 7 rounds. Greet Je was the only player who could put a bit of pressure on Sergio, (who wasn’t playing his best game). All the rest were just playing brilliant!!! Not Raff’s lucky day as he moved on to Rood Bar. He continues his story, “In the match against Rood we hoped for a draw, but when we saw all the canons arrive we knew we would end

Pts

in the same situation as the previous match.” And it did, as the Belgians lost again 8-0. In the doubles Graham threw a 180, his partner Marnix helped him a bit more by throwing a 140 in his next throw. Our place B played host to los Halcones, another close game, as Ben from Our Place B explains, “brilliant day. Los Halcones took lead 2-0 up but Our place brought it back to 2-2. Los Halcones then won again. That made it 2-3 to Halcones, then Our Place B won the remaining games to make it 5-3”. In a top of the table game, Cosy Wanderers played Meigas at home. Everyone had great expectations for the day, and it certainly wasn’t a disappointment. The 2-6 score line

Rank Team

slightly flattered Meigas, as most games were 2-1. Mitch scored a 125 check out, Mike Telf hit a 120 checkout.” Down at the Target it was A team against B team and the party started early as Grant was celebrating his birthday. The darts, as always, were top notch scoring, with eventually the A team taking the match 6-2 before the crowds started filtering in for the “old man” final. Don’t forget this Sunday - NAUTA SINGLES KO COMP 501 double in /out. Be early for registration. Games start 4pm. COAST FM broadcasting from 6pm. Great prizes from Sponsors to be won … See ya there.

Pts

Chipeque Nomads

Meigas

Cosy Wanderers

La Central

Our Place B

Beesnees

Target A

Our Place A

Legends

Rood

El Candel de Abuela

Manneke Pis - Rood

Target B

Happy Gavines

Chipeque

Malabar

Los Halcones

Beesnees Hunnies

Belgian Beer Bar

Cosy Cabrons

Apolo

Nifty Nauta

Apolo 2 – 6 Chipeque Belgian Beer Bar 0 – 8 Our Place A Target B 2 – 6 Target A Our Place B 5 – 3 Los Halcones Cosy Wanderers 2 – 6 Meigas Rearranged Match: Belgian Beer Bar 0 – 8 Rood

History Of Pool and Billiards

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The history of Billiards is a long and very interesting tale. Billiards evolved from a lawn game much like croquet in Europe in the 1500s. The game was moved indoors at some point and played on a table covered in green

cloth, presumably, to simulate a lawn. The first balls are believed to have been stone, eventually being replaced by wooden ones. Rails were mounted around the edge of the table to prevent the balls from falling off. The balls were shoved around the table

by a wooden stick called a mace. In early billiards history, the game was played with an upright target stick behind a hoop, like the stake in croquet. Eventually the hoop and stick were phased out and pockets were added. The word “billiards” is believed to come from either the French terms “billart”, which means stick, or “bille” which means ball. It seems France was the first country in billiards history to embrace the game in a big way. From the French kings down to the lowest commoner, the game spread throughout French society. They enjoyed the competition and considered it a feather in their cap to be good at the game. Political careers were enhanced by a show of respect for the game and an ability to play it well. This great love of the game soon spread throughout the rest of Europe. Members of the European nobility would engage in billiards tournaments among themselves and would hire skilled players to give lessons to themselves and their children. Billiards became a full-fledged sport in Europe and eventually spread to many cities and towns all over the continent. One indication of the historic popularity of billiards across Europe was the publication of The Complete Gamester, a book of billiard history, rules, and equipment, in 1674 England. In the 1700s the game continued to evolve, especially with the creation of the modern style cue stick. THE CUE In the late 1600s, players began to use the narrow end of the mace for shots along the rail, which were difficult to hit with the larger head section. The handle of the mace was called the “queue”. This word is believed to be the origin of the modern term “cue”. Eventually the queue evolved into just a straight stick without the larger head of a croquet-type mallet. Tip chalk was introduced to allow better control of the cue ball and the leather cue

tip was perfected by 1823. The leather tip allowed a player to put spin on the cue ball to affect its handling on the pool table. In billiards history, this cue-spinning ability was introduced to America by the British, which is why side-spin is today called “English”. THE TABLE As mentioned earlier, pool tables evolved as a replacement to the lawn of a croquet game. The first recorded pool table in billiards history belonged to Louis XI of France in 1470. Although billiards tables initially could only be afforded by nobility and the rich, they were becoming common in the bars and public places of France by the 1500s. In 1826 John Thurston, an Englishman, invented the slate table bed. This material helped prevent the warping that wood beds were prone to. In 1845 Thurston was granted a patent for pool table cushions that were made from rubber, cork, and leather. THE BALLS The earliest balls in billiards history were believed to be the stone ones that were used for the croquet-type ancestor of billiards. These gave way to wood as the material of choice. In the 1600s, elephant ivory was used because of its glossy appearance and good looks. Eventually, due to problems, such as cost of manufacture, lack of durability, and shortage of elephants, plastics such as celluloid began to replace ivory in the manufacture of pool balls. Due to its bad habit of exploding on a hard shot, Celluloid has since been replaced by Phenolic Resin as the standard material in modern billiard ball construction. POOL IN TENERIFE Of course the history of league pool in Tenerife is quite recent. There were five teams that founded the league about five years ago, all of which are still in existence. They are playing in the Superleague this year, along with 70% of the teams that participated in the Oasis League last season, which also includes the majority of the Oasis Cup winners for last season. The Superleague has now more than 40 teams vying for top billing. Will your team be challenging for honours this season?

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Tenerife Weekly - 20th July - 26th July 2012 SPORT

Hi Everyone. Well, as I sit down to write this week’s piece a sense of horror as I look up from the balcony of our apartment to see clouds of black smoke from the continuing forest fire. I first got news of the fire as I sat in the Atlantis FM studio doing my show on Sunday afternoon, the news came via Janet Anscombe’s news website. Janet supplies local news to Jon at Atlantis. As it flashed up “Forest Fire starts in Tijco Alto”, on Sunday night we could see the flames and it bought back the memories of 6 years ago when we had the awful fire the ruined so much of our beautiful island, and now it is here again. Let’s hope it is out and finished very soon. So, on to sport, I watched with great interest the BBC programme following a season in which football has been rocked by allegations of racism. In this documentary former Premier League defender Clarke Carlisle explored how far his profession has really progressed since the dark days of banana throwing on the terraces. Nicknamed ‘Britain’s brainiest footballer’, Clarke has played at all levels, from the Premiership to the fourth division, and as the chairman of the Professional Footballers’ Association he feels he has a good grasp of the issues

confronting football today. Setting out with the belief that racism has been largely eradicated from the game, and that the frenzy surrounding the recent allegations, shows the issue is being taken seriously by the authorities, and as JOHN TERRY walked free from court last week, this was a case without any real winners. Regardless of the magistrate’s verdict, English football had found itself in a lose-lose situation. Yet another embarrassing week for everyone involved in the Premier League. John Terry, Anton Ferdinand and even Rio Ferdinand will all move on. They have to. They

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angry at Luis Suarez’s eight-game ban for what he said to Patrice Evra. They may argue that this current episode has also brought the game into disrepute. I would like to think this will be the last time I have to talk about these types of racist accusations on the football pitch, but I fear it won’t be. Ultimately, this court case was a complete waste of time and money. The only people

who did actually benefit were the lawyers as they will be laughing all the way to the bank. Talking about Bank FABIO CAPELLO is set to swell his bank balance to the tune of £10million by becoming Russia’s new national team boss. The Italian, 66, has been

looking for a high-profile position since England gave him the boot in February. A fallout over John Terry being stripped of the Three Lions captaincy saw him lose that £6m-a-year post, before Roy Hodgson took over, prior to the Euro 2012 finals. Dick Advocaat’s Russians flopped in Poland and Ukraine, failing to get out of the group stage. Crapello sorry Capello has now been hired to replace the Dutchman on a three-year deal, worth £3.5m a year. He was chosen ahead of a host of famous names, including ex-Tottenham boss Harry Redknapp, former Liverpool chief Rafa Benitez and ex-Barcelona boss Pep Guardiola. Roberto Mancini was reported to be the Russian FA’s initial No 1 choice. But he then agreed a new £37.5m, five-year deal with Manchester City, opening the door for his fellow countryman Capello. They are paying another Italian ridiculous money for the worst style of football you’ll see anywhere on the planet! Just be glad your Fabio is with Russia, they’ll sack him soon. I believe his Russian isn’t that good either. A fallout over the England captaincy? I think his disastrous tactics might have had something to do with it, too. Capello is clearly the worst manager England has ever had. One thing I am looking forward to is the Open Championship Golf from Royal Lytham St Annes; a course that I have actually played myself, but not like these guys are going to do. Twelve months ago, the Northern Ireland star Darren Clarke turned up for his 20th crack at trying to land the game’s oldest and most prestigious title. He was a 150-1 shot and his spirits were low after a poor finish at the previous week’s Scottish Open. But he won it. Can he do it a second time? We will have to wait until Sunday evening to find out. Til next time.

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The new Seat Leon goes on sale in February 2013 and, for the first time; it will be available in a choice of body styles. This is the all-new Leon 5dr. Later in the year it’ll be joined by sportier three-door and more practical ‘lifestyle’ estate versions. The five-door Leon’s character has evolved subtly. The exterior has strong echoes of the current model, but there’s a more sharp-edged look, with hints of the IBE concept car. As with the Ibiza, two ‘character lines’ run along the side of the car from the top of the front and rear lights, but they’re much flatter and straighter on the Leon. The car pictured is an FR model, which has sportier bumpers than lesser models and distinctive LED details for the front and rear lights. All Leons get the same distinctively shaped door mirrors, however, and an unusually ‘flush’ rear end, with only a small recess between the bumper and tailgate. For the new Leon there are ‘proper’ rear door handles, too, rather than ones hidden in the door frame. Seat suggests the new model’s more overtly practical look allows it to compete more squarely with its rivals. It also creates more space in the range for the three-door version, which will have a much sportier appearance. It’ll take more styling cues from the IBE, with a lower roofline, wider front wings and a side window line not too dissimilar to that of the new Audi A3. It’s expected to get a

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different name which, in line with the Ibiza range, could be SC. Similarly, the estate version is likely to be called ST. It’ll have an emphasis on style rather than outright space, but will have more load space than the five-door model. Interior quality has taken a big step forward. There’s a significant upgrade in material quality. The dashboard top, in particular, has a satisfyingly dense, soft-touch feel similar to that in some Audis, and the overall ambience is no longer inferior to the Leon’s VW Group counterparts.

The cabin is easy on the eye, too, with a mix of sweeping curves and sharp creases and a centre console angled towards the driver. Many of the controls are familiar from other VW Group models, but the uniquely shaped air vents and door pulls have an impressively bespoke look. One of the most impressive aspects of the interior is forward visibility. Unlike the current Leon, there are no extra front quarterlights and the windscreen wipers now sit at the foot of the windscreen rather than upright in the front pillars. The pillars themselves are unusually slim, too. There’s plenty of space in the front seats and, partly thanks to a 5cm longer wheelbase, rear legroom is generous. Headroom is good, too, and the boot is well shaped, with a much larger entrance than the current car’s. Underneath, the Leon uses the new VW Group ‘MQB’ platform, which is the basis for the new Audi A3 and next year’s all-new Skoda Octavia and VW Golf. The Leon will use a similar range of engines to those cars, too. Seat has

confirmed there’ll be 1.2 TSI petrol units, with either 85bhp or 104. There’ll be two 1.4 TSI units – a 121bhp version and a 138bhp unit with active cylinder management, which shuts down two of the cylinders when cruising to save fuel. A 178bhp 1.8 TSI model will top the petrol range from launch. The diesel options will be 89bhp or 104bhp 1.6 TDI units, or 2.0 TDI models with 148- or 181bhp. Fuel economy and CO2 emissions are yet to be confirmed, but Seat will continue to offer Ecomotive versions with a range of efficiency-boosting measures; the cleanest should emit around 95g/km of CO2 and average more than 75mpg. Six-speed manual and six- or seven-speed DSG semi-auto gearboxes will be available, depending on engine. There will be two suspension set-ups on the new Leon. Lesser models will get a simpler independent set-up, while sporty FR models and above will get a more sophisticated (and expensive) multi-link affair.

A range of high-tech options will be available on the Leon for the first time, including sophisticated infotainment systems and advanced safety systems including drowsiness-alert and active headlight beam systems. Trim levels are yet to be confirmed, but there are likely to be S and SE models and sportier FR versions. Seat sources suggest that high-powered Cupra hot hatch versions of all three of the Leon’s body styles will eventually be available. Prices are expected to rise slightly over the current car, so are likely to start at around £15,500/19,700 Euros. There’ll be some crossover with the recently announced Toledo hatchback, which arrives at roughly the same time as the Leon. Seat says the two cars will appeal to very different types of buyer, however, and the Toledo will be offered only with lower-powered engines.

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