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It’s clear the heavy training she encountered during her lengthy stint on Dancing On Ice has paid off. And it appears Tenerife is one of her favourite holiday destinations, as it’s the first place she jetted to when filming of the ITV1 celebrity contest wrapped in April. Whilst taking part in DOI, Ellison put herself on a strict regime but ended up in fourth place during the semi-final. Once she was out of the competition

she admitted that her husband would be able to reap the benefits of her fit physique. She said, “He’s had to watch my dance partner Dan doing all the sexy moves with me on the ice, so now it’s his turn. Doing the show has been like one long exercise class - it’s been like doing a permanent squat. My legs and bum are so toned now. I wasn’t joking when I said I could crack nuts with my bum.”

BBC Report On The Gomera Whistle

A DOCUMENTARY on Silbo, La Gomera’s whistle language, is being produced by the BBC. The programme will pay special attention to the way children are taught in the island’s schools, as they are introduced to this unique language from a very young age. Silbo pre-dates the Spanish conquest of the Canary Islands and can still be heard in many areas around La Gomera, and in other islands, to a smaller extent. It’s used as a form of communication over deep ravines and valleys. La Gomera’s Minister of Tourism, Trade and Industry, Fernando Méndez said, “This is an unprecedented international publicity boon for our island heritage.” Once on the island, the journalists covering the story (whose recording dates have not been revealed) will visit different sites on the island; including banana plantations, quaint villages and museums. The Cabildo have offered to supply a huge amount of information to the producers, to allow them to provide a wealth of information in the documentary. In 2009 UNESCO declared the language as a “Masterpiece of the Oral and Intangible Heritage of Humanity”. The broadcast date has yet to be confirmed.

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440 Kilos Of Cocaine Seized

THE National Police have dismantled two drug organisations in the Canaries, in separate operations that resulted in the arrest of 69 people and the seizure of 440 kilos of cocaine, according to Police Headquarters. The two blows to the drug trade in the

islands were carried out in collaboration with police in Belgium and Italy and the Department of Homeland Security in the United States. In addition to the 440 kilos of cocaine, the agents seized nine kilos of heroin and 550,000 euros in cash.

Rivero: “Central Government Cannot Suffocate Canaries”

THE President of the Canary Islands, Paulino Rivero, said that the region “after having met the deficit target that the Government has set, cannot accept that they are still trying to choke the canaries.” He was speaking on Wednesday (1st) in response to media reports that the Canaries’ Council of Fiscal and Financial Policy have to cut 120 million euros from their 2013 budget, equating to a 12 percent reduction in finances. Mr Rivero accuses Rajoy’s Government of “wanting to make the Canaries pay for the misrule of communities governed by the PP” and they “want to treat everyone the same, even those who have made the effort to strictly comply with their budgets.” He added, “The Canary Islands are in compliance with the State, but the State is not complying with the Canaries. They are strangling us,

suffocating us, mistreating us. We are the only autonomous region that has completed works for sanitation; making the region less indebted to the State. It is an injustice to bring us further into their deficit target. This will have a direct impact on the quality of services being provided to the people.” Regarding the new cuts, Rivero emphasised that the

most important thing for the State Government right now is to be “concerned with fairness to the Canaries,” so that every Canarian “can see that they will still receive essential services, like Cataluña, the Basque Country or Galicia.” In his opinion, “the government see first class citizens, and then second class citizens, such as the Canary Islands, Andalusia, Valencia, Murcia, Castilla-La Mancha, among others.”

Welcome, readers. Congratulations to Team GB! We started the week slowly, but now we have 4 gold medals under our belt, we’re off and running. I always look forward to watching the Olympics; though the athleticism is almost embarrassing to an out-of-shape couch potato like me. I have to say, I think London have done a fantastically sleek job so far. There were many people who said that the Games would be a shambles under the UK’s leadership, but fears have now been laid to rest. The events are very professionally staged and run. I have heard people decrying Friday’s opening ceremony; comparing it to Beijing. There’s no denying that Beijing stunned the world with their opening ceremony,

but London 2012’s was telling a story of the great wealth of history stored up in the land of Great Britain. I, for one, felt nostalgic pride during the show. At the time of writing this we had two golds. Let’s hope for more. Come on, Team GB!!! A fundraiser is being held next week to support the brave fire-fighters that courageously tackled the devastating fires Tenerife suffered recently. Many of these men and women are unpaid volunteers; they risk their necks for a sense of duty. They are in need of vital equipment and supplies to keep them going. Please give generously to this extremely worthy cause.

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LOCAL NEWS

Two Bodies Found In Santa Cruz Gold Medal Olympian

NATIONAL Police are investigating the discovery of two bodies in a house in El Sobradillo in Santa Cruz on Thursday, 26th. Locals called in the police around 7pm because of an unpleasant odour, and initial emergency service reports suggested that the bodies had been burnt. Later, however, official sources indicated that the smell had arisen from the advanced state of decomposition that the

bodies were in. The bodies were taken to the Forensic Institute where an autopsy was carried out. The findings of the autopsy confirmed the police’s initial suspicions that the couple died after a spark set their mattress on fire and they were overcome by fumes as they tried to shield themselves from the blaze at the back of the house. The autopsy report has now been sent to the Santa Cruz courts.

Ryanair Announces Two N ew Te n e r i f e Ro u te s ON 31st July Ryanair announced two new routes from Tenerife to Barcelona El Prat and Madrid.

The services will commence operations from 7th November. From the beginning of the winter season Ryanair will add Tenerife North Airport to its network of airports in Spain, with the forecast of carrying about 300,000 passengers during the first year of operations; generating 300 direct jobs at the airport. The new routes have gone on sale with an introductory offer from 31 euros, and can be booked on their website until midnight on Tuesday 7th August.

Luis Fernandez-Mellado, Ryanair’s head of marketing and sales in Spain said, “Ryanair is delighted to announce two new routes between Tenerife and Barcelona El Prat and Madrid. With this new announcement Ryanair offers the possibility to enjoy the guaranteed lowest fares to Madrid and Barcelona from Tenerife. With these new routes

we hope to carry 300,000 passengers annually from Tenerife offering residents north of the island the opportunity to fly to the mainland at rates never seen before. Ryanair’s contribution to Tenerife’s tourism and the economy is now complemented by the announcement of these services.”

Tra i n e d I n Te n e r i f e

OLYMPIC gold medal winner Kazakh Alexander Vinokourov, from team Kazakhstan, came to Tenerife before the Games to train and prepare for his road cycle race; taking advantage of the weather and infrastructure of the island. Tenerife’s Tourism Minister, Carlos Alonso, said that “the name Vinokurov joins the other teams and elite athletes who have chosen the island to achieve optimal preparation in the competitions in which they participate, such as team GB’s gold medal winning cyclist Bradley Wiggins, who also won last year’s Tour de France.” Vinokurov himself said during his stay in Tenerife, “the island has it all: sun, great roads and high mountains.” Tenerife has become a magnate for athletes of all types of disciplines. Many European and national football teams take advantage of our year-round facilities, like the ultra-modern T3 Tenerife Top Training Centre, in La Caleta (Adeje). Being able to train at sea level and at altitudes of over 2,000 metres is seen as a real boon for our island.

Among others, the T3 facility has so far this year welcomed football teams like Newcastle, Swansea, Everton and Elfsborg of Sweden. Sailor Paul Goodison (gold medal in Beijing 2008) is also a regular visitor to the island, as are Spain’s Olympic beach volleyball team, who have a permanent base here.

Jogger’s Life Saved After Cardiac Arrhythmia

A 59-YEAR-OLD man was resuscitated after he suffered a cardiac arrhythmia (a condition in which the heart’s normal rhythm is disrupted) while jogging in Palm Mar on Tuesday afternoon (31st). Thanks to the man’s

companion calling emergency services, medics were able to speak to the man himself and determine his condition from his symptoms and from the details of the pulsometer he was carrying. An ambulance was despatched while the SUC

medical coordinator gave advice over the phone. Once on the scene, paramedics used a defibrillator, which reversed the arrhythmia. Once the man had stabilized he was transferred to Candelaria hospital, where his condition is said to be developing favourably.

Bin Strike Leave 250 Tonnes of Rubbish Left Uncleared

THE 24-hour strike staged by refuse workers over the weekend left the town of Adeje “very dirty”, said Federico Linares, president of the Works Council. He said that he regrets that the Mayor, José Miguel Rodríguez Fraga, “hides” the problem and laments his refusal to negotiate in the search for a solution. About 250 tonnes of rubbish accumulated in the streets, according to estimates made by the council’s binmen, who criticise the local government for their “continued commitment not to negotiate with us.” Mr Linares added, “It is unfortunate that local authorities do not want to meet with representatives

of workers to find solutions to this dispute, which began nearly a month ago. It’s sad that the city’s government, whose first priority should be to ensure the cleanliness of the town, prefer to hide and not hear us. We just want to explain the situation.” The unions have complained that they asked for a meeting with

the mayor over a week ago, but are still waiting for a response. “What is clear is that we will continue with 24-hour strikes in August, while not ruling out expanding our protests,” they said. “Mounting rubbish in the municipality will increase each week, as the tourist numbers increase. This will result in more rubbish in the streets.”

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Associations Unite Against Coalición Canaria Elect Adeje Shopping Centre New General Secretary LUIS Miguel, president of FEDECO, Tenerife’s commerce federation, together with all business associations in the south of Tenerife, have presented a petition to the Cabildo in Santa Cruz, campaigning against the creation of a large business park in Adeje. The president of FEDECO said, “The new hypermarket in the Canary Islands means a drag on the islands’ economy because benefits for such a scheme are not invested in here.” He stated that, as big overseas companies flood into the centre, Canarian companies’ market share will be reduced to about 30%. He suggests that the floor space earmarked for the project would be better used as a commercial tourist park. Jordi Esplugas, president of the Association of Merchants in Adeje (AECPA) and vice president of

FEDECO, said that “while it is true that the arrival of this business park will create jobs, it is also true that it will destroy three or four times as many, with a lot of companies finding it impossible to compete against the bigger names.” Adeje is already the home of a shopping centre that was built some years ago, though it still remains

closed. Espulgas bolstered his argument by stating that “there are already 55 shopping centres on the island.” All associations agree that the new hypermarkets have the effect of lowering the amount we put in our shopping trolley, but those for the scheme say that, on the contrary, the Canary Islands are above the average for Spain.

THE mayor of La Laguna, Fernando Clavijo, has been elected general secretary of Tenerife’s Coalición Canaria (CC) on the second day of the Congress Insular, which was held last weekend in the Auditorium of the La Laguna University. He secured the support of 89.5 percent of the 336 electors participating in this conference, where he obtained 301 votes in

Fernando Clavijo (centre) favour, 22 against and 13 We will all work together; abstentions. we are all citizens of In his speech, the new Tenerife.” secretary general, who is Clavijo stressed that CC replacing Javier González came out of the conference Ortiz, said that he “has to “being stronger” and will go start developing a new back to being a party whose model for the party to “priority will be to defend adhere to, consistent with its people.” “The important the economic crisis and thing is that people know values that we share, “and they can trust us, you can stressed that his remit “is rely on us, let’s give that ray to include everyone on the of hope the people need to island; including nationalists. move forward,” he said.

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Unemployment Falls In Canaries

THE amount of unemployed people registered in Tenerife has decreases by 0.3 percent in July compared to June, but grew by 14.5 percent over 2011. The total number of unemployed stands at 289,785 people. The registered unemployed fell by 879 in the Canary Islands according to data released by the Ministry of Employment. However, on-year, the figure grows to 36,156 people (14.56 percent), the report said. By province, the largest decline in absolute terms was in Las Palmas (-864 people) ahead of Santa Cruz de Tenerife (-15) in the monthly

Hotel Botánico Wins Gold

HOTEL Botánico, in Puerto de la Cruz, has been recognised for its commitment to providing the highest quality to its customers and respect for the environment, by receiving the gold medal for “Best hotel on the menu” given by tour operator Thomson.

comparison. Looking at July 2011, the Eastern Province generated 19,346 unemployed (14.4 percent)

Buying a Home is “Best Decision”

CANARY Islands’ President, Paulino Rivero, has encouraged people to invest in buying a home, because he considers it “the best decision” right now. That was his advice during the act of handing over the keys to 41 families who have bought homes on a new estate in Santa Cruz. Rivero stressed that having the ability to access home ownership is the “best news” and “the best vacation you can have this summer.” In his address he said the benefits of becoming a homeowner include

whilst in the western province that figure rises to 16,816 unemployed (14.09 percent).

peace of mind and independence. “One thing which is worth investing in is a home,” insisted the president, who assured the new homeowners that they “have made the best investment.” The mayor of Santa Cruz, José Manuel Bermúdez, said that buyers “fulfil the dream of being able to access home ownership.” The building project, built on an area of 3,092 meters square, has 64 homes, 69 garages and 64 storage rooms. Of the 64 homes, at the moment 41 have been sold; 36 of the buyers are single people under 35 years of age. The houses are two and three bedrooms and are between 54.48 and 82.17 meters square and prices range between 83,307.79 and 112,834.04 euros.

This recognition is an international award that rewards the development of continuous improvement in catering services and infrastructure that enhance guest satisfaction during their stay at this 5-star deluxe hotel. Among the most important renovations underway are the spacious bathroom suites, with natural light, thanks to the installation of special skylights. The bathrooms also sport refined Italian marble, showers with

waterfalls and pressure jets, etc. This hotel’s new accreditation complements other certifications they have received that reflect their strong effort to optimise their services, as well as being environmental responsibility and working to keep Tenerife as a top tourist destination. The hotel has also recently received the certificate of excellence from Trip Advisor and the Thomas Cook Award for Best Hotel, winter season 2011/2012.

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Foreign & Commonwealth Office visits Consulates in the Canaries

FCO Desk Officer for Spain, Siobhan Wright included the Canary Islands in her recent familiarisation visit to Spain during the last week of July. During her three days with the teams in both Tenerife and Las Palmas, Siobhan received firsthand experience of the kind of difficult circumstances encountered by British nationals in the Canaries, and how the Consulate works with stakeholders and partners to offer assistance. The desk officers in the FCO are the first point of contact for UK based family and friends of British nationals who are in Spain and liaise very closely with Consular colleagues to ensure that appropriate information and advice is passed on. Consular Officer, Mary Suárez, accompanied Siobhan on visits to Candelaria hospital in Santa Cruz and meetings with National Police, Family Attention Unit (SAF) and distressed women’s helpline, SHE, in the South of Tenerife. While in Las Palmas, Consular Officer, Silvia Ochando, introduced

Mary Suarez, Siobhan Wright and Hospiten her to officials at Salto Del Negro prison. experience in dealing with distressed British Siobhan also took time to sit with members nationals. of both Consular teams and soak up their Siobhan said “At the FCO, when we pick

up the phone , its’ to a son whose father passed away while on holiday on Tenerife, or a mother whose daughter was raped the night before on Gran Canaria or the brother of man who has been imprisoned in the Canaries. It is really distressing for family not being able to support their loved ones in person, not understanding the language and local procedures. That’s why it’s so important for us to have the knowledge and expertise to offer them the best possible support within our remit.” Siobhan summed up her visit by saying, “I’ve gained invaluable knowledge from this visit and have been impressed by some of the facilities and support available to British nationals. I’ll be sharing my experiences with my colleagues at the Spain Desk when I get back and it will help us to offer more personalised and expert assistance to the families and friends of those British nationals that find themselves in difficult circumstances in the Canaries.”

Fire Risk Measures In Place FECAPAP Canarias: An Appeal For Coming Heatwave WITH another heatwave coming, the Tenerife Cabildo has banned agricultural and recreational fires in the mountains as from Wednesday (1st), as well as works with machinery or any tools that could cause sparks. It goes without saying that fireworks are also banned.

The Cabildo has also asked the public to avoid forest tracks and, indeed, to stay away from the mountains generally as far as possible over the next several days. These measures will remain in force while weather conditions are such that the risk of fire is increased.

Cabildo: Use Water Responsibly

THE Cabildo’s Minister for Water, Jesús Morales, has asked Tenerife’s citizens to avoid excessive water consumption, stating that “saving a few litres daily can result in a benefit in the short and long term for everyone.” The current drought being experienced by the island is mainly affecting agriculture, but Morales said that “to teach responsible consumption contributes to good water management.” At present, the supply of drinking water stocks is not threatened, except for occasional distortions in specific areas, and groundwater flows are stable. However, “a good water saving policy pays dividends for both water and energy consumption,” the director said, adding, “luckily, in Tenerife, we have a stable utilisation of groundwater, covering 84% of water produced on the island, but there is no guarantee of an uninterrupted supply

to high population areas; for instance, domestic consumption in large towns, tourism and industry.” In order to seek greater public awareness on the rational use of water, the council launched an information campaign in May that appealed to good citizenship practices; to increase water efficiency. This initiative emerged as one of the measures taken in the coordination meetings between the local government and local councils, to address the issue of drought, which involves three governmental ministries: “Agriculture, Livestock and Fisheries”, “Water and Sustainability of Resources” and “Energy.”

The City Council holds continuous meetings with local councils to help alleviate the drought situation. Jesús Morales explains, “We have commissioned portable desalination plants, wells have been identified that can increase their water production, we have started an information campaign, there have been transfers of water between different parts of the island and two new large seawater desalination plants are under construction”. Nevertheless, he says “as much as the government is trying to help, without the involvement of citizens in the responsible use of water we will not reach the desired goals, since water is a scarce natural resource.”

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MONEY MATTERS

Let’s start with the dire UK GDP numbers on the 25th July. The economy shrank by 0.7 per cent between April and June, meaning the UK is now in the worst double dip recession in 50 years. According to the ONS UK economy is now 0.3 per cent smaller than when the coalition came to power. But given the severity of the news. Sterling barely reacted. It dropped around 50 pips or so against the Dollar and Euro, but regained ground throughout yesterday afternoon. Currencies are usually one of the first things to react to news like this, and the lack of movement in Sterling suggests either this was expected by the market, which I don’t think it was, or that the data does not fully reflect the economic picture in the UK. Remember, this number is only preliminary, and is prove to revisions which are on average 0.2%. We also had the Queens Jubilee with extra bank holidays and the wettest June on record, hitting the high street especially hard. Now a bit of wet weather and a holiday should not be used as an excuse, the UK economy is still suffering badly but I am with the market here, this is not as bad as it first seems. The following day, European Central Bank President Mario Draghi said policy makers will do whatever is needed to preserve the euro, suggesting they may intervene in bond markets as surging yields in Spain and Italy threaten the existence of the 17-nation currency bloc. “To the extent that the size of these sovereign premia hamper the functioning of the monetary policy transmission channel, they come within our

UK Economy Shrinks Faster Than Expected

mandate,” Draghi said in a speech at the Global Investment Conference in London today. “Within our mandate, the ECB is ready to do whatever it takes to preserve the euro,” he said, adding: “believe me, it will be enough.” Economists said the comments suggest the ECB may be preparing to unveil new measures to fight the crisis as potential bailouts for economies the size of Spain

and Italy threaten to overwhelm Europe’s rescue funds. Spanish politicians have called on the ECB to do more after yields on the country’s bonds soared to euro-era records this week. Spanish yields slumped after Draghi’s remarks, with the rate on the 10year bond dropping 32 basis points to 6.98 percent at 1:26 p.m. in Madrid. The euro jumped against the dollar by the most in almost a month, it touched a record 7.69

percent on July 22. The euro jumped and stocks rose. The single currency climbed as high as $1.2285 after trading at $1.2118 before Draghi spoke. Central banks are digging deeper into their tool kits in search of innovative ways to unclog bank lending and keep a weakening world economy afloat. With the fifth anniversary of the financial crisis approaching in August, policy makers from the Federal Reserve, the European Central Bank and the Bank of England all meet within 24 hours next week. Central banks, facing a global recovery that’s sputtering even after they delivered trillions of dollars of liquidity and near-zero interest rates, are having to consider fresh strategies to combat the slowdown. Among the options up for consideration by the monetary authorities in addition to potentially doubling-down on previous policies: taking some of the credit risk of new lending onto their own balance sheets and forcing commercial banks to pay for parking cash in central banks’ coffers. Call to find out how we can help you get the best rates and save your transfer fees. Contact the Tenerife office on +34 922 971 781 / 687 906 607 or email carol.s@currenciesdirect.com.

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Spain Should Meet Year-End GDP Target Deutsche Admits Libor Failures THE exit of capital from Spain was 41.294 billion in May, in part because of the Bankia crisis. This year so far the exit capital from the country was 163.185 billion to May, compared to 14.598 billion last year for the same period. The Minister for Hacienda and Public Administration, Cristóbal Montoro, has said, speaking at a press conference on Tuesday (31st), that Spain’s deficit to June will be about 4%, and so the deficit agreed for the end of the year for 2012 will be met. Regarding the regional administrations, Montoro refused to say which are being subjected to a government inspection, but

he said he was confident that they would all meet their deficit target of 1.5% of GDP at the end of the year. The Minister said that 16 top administrators had renounced the retirement compensation as they had other public or private arrangements. Meanwhile it was announced that the Italian President, Mario Monti, would be in Madrid on Thursday for a meeting with Mariano Rajoy. The two had a working lunch and discussed the Eurozone situation, with the Euro at the centre of the meeting. Monti will also have an audience with King Juan Carlos I, although this is to be officially confirmed.

Moody’s Puts Germany On Notice

ASIA’S biggest economies posted disappointing export and manufacturing figures on Wednesday (1st) in the latest sign that the region is following the US and Europe into an economic slowdown. China reported a slight deterioration in manufacturing activity for July while South Korea saw a sharp fall in exports; just a day

after Taiwan unexpectedly reported that its economy shrank in the second quarter. “Asia is finally getting caught up in the European mess, with trade finally starting to buckle,” said Frederic Neumann, regional economist at HSBC. “The latest data suggests there is much more pain to come on the export side.” As the first Asian economy to report export data, South Korea is closely watched by

investors. The 8.8 per cent decline in shipments in July from a year earlier is by far the sharpest monthly fall this year and bodes ill for economic growth. While economists caution against reading too much into a single month’s data, they expect to see similar weakness from Taiwan and China when those countries release export figures next week.

Business Briefs

The Risk Premium is maintaining stable at around 525 points, and the interest on ten year bonds is at 6.60%. The support of the Chairman of the European Central Bank has mitigated the lack of investors’ confidence in Spain over recent days. The income from IVA/VAT fell by 10% and the cost of financing the state debt rose by 32%, with the State Deficit reaching 4% in June. The 4% number is target for the end of the year. The cost of transfers in current accounts was up 38.1%, and income was down 1.4% compared to last year. Cataluña has not paid hospitals and concerted health centres, social centres and others which should have received 400 million euros in July and following months. 100,000 workers could be affected. Commercial sales in small businesses fell by 4.3% in June, and have now seen 24 consecutive months of reduction. Sales fell in all the regions of Spain and only the large stores saw growth because of their own distribution networks. Italian Prime Minister, Mario Monti, who traveled to Spain on Thursday, has said that Mariano Rajoy has ‘done things and will do more valiant and important things’. He has denied was in Madrid to suggest that Rajoy accept a total rescue. The BBVA bank wants to accelerate the sale of the stock the bank has in its portfolio. It says it wants no property left at the start of 2014, and hopes it can sell all the flats and shop premises in between 18 and 21 months. The bank announced a 35.4% fall in profits to June after putting aside provisions of 1.43 billion. The bad debt in the group remains at 4%. Its profits were up 33.6% in Latin America and 36.1% in the United States. The Partido Popular Vice Secretary for Studies and Programs, Esteban González Pons, has apologised for his announcement that the regional television in Murcia would close. He said his words had given rise to a ‘misunderstanding’. Meanwhile Channel Two of Television Canaria has been taken off the air after six years. Budgetary restrictions and the economic crisis have led to the closure of the station which focussed on a young and infant public. The cabinet is to study the possible merger between Antena 3 and La Sexta television. The Economic Ministry will try and get the blocked merger to move ahead and will be revising the conditions placed on the deal by the National Competition Commission. More cost cutting at the Ministry of Defence. They have issued a statement that during July and August the Ministry Library will be closed for half an hour, so the single civil servant who works there can get herself a coffee.

DEUTSCHE Bank has confirmed that a “limited number” of staff were involved in the Libor rate-rigging scandal. However, it said an internal inquiry had cleared senior management of taking part in attempts to manipulate the rate at which banks lend to each other. Deutsche Bank also announced it is to shed 1,900 staff, mostly outside Germany, due to the European economic downturn. Most of the posts - 1,500 - will go from Deutsche’s investment bank. Authorities in Europe, Japan and the United States are investigating more than a dozen banks about suspected attempts to manipulate the London interbank offered rate (Libor) and its equivalents, such as Euribor. The key lending rate is used to price trillions of dollars’ worth of financial assets. Earlier this month, Barclays chairman and chief executive both resigned after the bank was found guilty of trying to rig the Libor rate by UK’s Financial Services Authority. In a letter to staff, Deutsche Bank’s chairman of directors Paul Achleitner said: “A limited number of employees, acting on their own initiative, engaged in conduct that falls short of the Bank’s standards, and action has been taken accordingly.” The job cuts announced by Deutsche Bank are part of restructuring plans aimed at saving 3bn euros ($3.7bn; £2.4bn).

The bank also said it was reviewing its pay and compensation deals for staff. Deutsche also reported a 63% fall in second quarter earnings to 375m euros, from 969m euros last year. In a joint statement, Deutsche’s cochairmen Jürgen Fitschen and Anshu Jain said: “The European sovereign debt crisis continues to weigh on investor confidence and client activity across the bank.” As late as April this year, Deutsche had insisted it would not need to make any job cuts.

Tenerife Weekly - 3rd August - 9th August 2012 NATIONAL NEWS

Aid Worker Kidnap “ Wa s I m m i n e n t ”

THE government was privy to “certain indications of an imminent kidnap” of Spanish aid workers at the Tinduf Sahrawi refugee camp in Algeria, which led to the decision to repatriate 13 people over the weekend. Although Foreign Minister José Manuel García-Margallo termed the evacuation “voluntary,” many aid workers felt that the ministry’s decision amounted to an order.

However, investigations after the release of Enric Gonyalons and Ainhoa Fernández on 18th July, after nine months in the hands of Al Qaeda-linked militants, revealed that the camp had been infiltrated and a new plan was afoot to snatch foreign nationals, especially Spaniards. “What if aid workers were kidnapped and it transpired the government knew about it and did nothing?” Foreign Ministry sources said.

Two ETA Terrorists Added To ‘Most-Wanted’ List

JOSU Ternera and José Ignacio de Juan Chaos have now been added to the list of Spain’s most searched for terrorists. It’s the first time that the National Police has brought the list up to date since ETA declared a definitive end to violence. Josu Ternera fled from Spain in 2003 after being indicated for an attack on a Guardia Civil barracks in Zaragoza in which 11 people were killed, 5 children among them. De Juana Chaos is known

to be the author of some 20 assassinations, and is well known for carrying out several hunger strikes in protest at the sentences against him being run consecutively, and simultaneously. He left

prison after one of the hunger strikes in 2008, which saw him hospitalised, and after his release moved to Ireland. His whereabouts have been unknown since March 2010.

British Couple Finally Receive The Spanish Home They Won Six Years Ago

A BRITISH couple have won a six-year legal battle to force a property developer to give them a home they won in a raffle. A Málaga court ruled that Arenal 2000 must give Suzan and Malcolm Windle, 68, a free home. The case dates back to 2006 when the couple were ‘over the moon’ to be told they had won a ‘buy-oneget-one-free’ competition for a new apartment worth 250,000 Euros in Benalmádena. The couple from Yorkshire entered the competition with agent Andalucia Dream Homes when they bought their current home in Isla Redonda, near Sevilla. But the dream soon turned into a nightmare. “It is like being told you have won the lottery

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Possible Zero Drink Drive Limit

THE DGT traffic authority in Spain is considering taking the alcohol limit on the roads down to zero. It would mean that anybody who had drunk just a drop of alcohol could be punished. The DGT says alcohol starts to effect drivers after just one drop and they are considering introducing a zero tolerance as has already been applied to drugs. The current alcohol limits are 0.5 grams in a litre of blood, or 0.25 grams in a litre of breathed air, reduced to 0.3 and 0.15 grams for drivers with less than two years’ experience and for professional drivers. Research from ‘Noc-turns

2011’ has revealed that 38% of youngsters have admitted drinking and driving, although that number has fallen to half what it was in the last decade. The GDT is mounting a special operation for the start of August when 2.7 million journeys are expected in two days. Across

all of August 40.7 million journeys are expected. Controlling the roads over the month will be 10,000 Guardia Civil, some 600 civil servants, and more than 13,000 employees on road conservation. An increased campaign in the hunt for alcohol and drugs will run from the 20th to 26th of August.

Gibraltar Rejects Envir onmental Ac c u s a t i o n s

GIBRALTAR has dismissed ‘misleading’ claims that it has the highest per capita carbon emissions in the world. The Rock topped a survey by the US Energy Information Administration, which measured petroleum consumption by each country relative to its population. But Gibraltar’s health minister Dr John Cortes claimed the figures were ‘a misrepresentation of the reality’. He said the survey failed to consider the

Rock’s role as a major bunkering location for fuel used by the shipping industry. “The majority of (bunker) fuel sales in Gibraltar are not consumed nationally but form part of the international shipping industry,” he said. “When this figure is divided by the small population (approximately 28,000), we naturally appear to be the worst in the world.” He added: “The world carbon emissions league table is misleading, reducing its value as a tool for climate change mitigation.”

Spaniard Jailed Over Cuban Death

and then you haven’t,” explained Suzan, 54, whose picture was even used by the company for marketing their win on billboards along the N340. “We were over the moon when we won; and planned to rent it and use it as a holiday home,” she said. “But it has dragged on for six years and we never got a house.” During this time the two companies involved, Andalucia Dream Homes, which is now in liquidation, and Arenal 2000, owned

by disgraced businessman Rafael Gómez Sandokan, both blamed each other. “It has been six years of hell and stress as we have been passed from pillar to post,” added Suzan, who praised the work of her lawyer Roberto Leiro from Lawbird. “It is finally excellent news. As Arenal no longer owns the apartment we are either going to get another apartment or financial compensation. “We are just keeping our fingers crossed it is coming to an end.”

CUBA has decided that Spanish politician Ángel Carromero should stay in custody over the death of well-known dissident Oswaldo Paya in a car crash. Mr Carromero was driving a rental car that crashed against a tree as it hit an unpaved stretch of road in eastern Cuba on 22nd July. A preliminary investigation blamed the driver for the crash. A Cuban prosecutor has up to six months to decide whether to press charges against Mr Carromero. An article published in the official newspaper, Granma, says he “has been accused of the charge of homicide while driving a vehicle on public roads”. Mr Carromero and Swedish politician Jens Aron Modig survived the crash

that claimed the lives of Mr Paya and 30-year-old Cuban human rights campaigner Harold Cepero. Mr Paya’s family rejected the official findings and suggested that the car might have been pushed off the road. But on Monday (30th) Mr Carromero appeared in a pre-recorded video released by the Cuban authorities admitting that he had lost control of the

car and denying that a second vehicle had been involved in the crash. In the video, he also asked the international community to focus on getting him out of Cuba and he made a pledge for the accident not to be used “for political ends”. Mr Modig appeared in a media conference in Havana and said he had no memory of a second car hitting them.

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Brit Jailed For Killing Ex-Girlfriend

A JILTED British man was jailed for 19 years on Monday (30th) for stabbing his former girlfriend to death. He stabbed her nearly 50 times after she dumped him.

Judges called Alan Daulby’s attack on the pretty blonde “brutal and barbaric” as they sentenced him to just one year short of the maximum jail term prosecutors were demanding. A jury last month found him guilty of stabbing Irishwoman Avril Flanagan, 20, to death at his flat on Spain’s Costa Blanca on 29th May 2009. He was convicted of knifing her 47 times around the head, neck, chest, arms and legs and going on the run after hiding her body in plastic sheeting under his sofa as part of a clinical clean-up of the murder scene. Daulby, 27, from Liverpool, confessed to killing Flanagan at the end of his trial, but claimed he had confused her with an intruder after binging on drink and drugs and panicked when he woke up to find her dead. Police told the court in Elche near Alicante they had found 53 stab wounds on her

body, though forensic experts said Flanagan, from Swords, Co Dublin, died after she had been stabbed 47 times. Judge Gracia Serrano, one of the three judges tasked with

sentencing after the jury verdict, said in an 18-page ruling released on Monday: “The number of stab wounds Avril received was very high. “The majority of them weren’t either fatal or necessary

Spain Is Looking For Alternative to Iranian Oil

SPAIN more than doubled its oil imports from Latin America in the first five months of the year and chopped its shipments from Iran, official data showed, as it prepared for a European Union ban on Iranian crude that came into effect from 1st July.

Last year, Spain imported 14 percent of its crude oil from Iran. In January the EU banned new contracts to buy Iranian crude and Spain began to turn to other countries for supplies. The country cut its imports from Iran to 692,000 tonnes in the five months from 2.9 million in the same period of 2011, with no imports in the months of April and May. Spain, which must meet around 75 percent of its energy needs by importing, shipped in 22.6 million tonnes of crude oil between January and May, after having imported a total of 52 million tonnes for all of 2011. Data from Spain’s government-linked

strategic petroleum reserves corporation showed imports from Latin America jumped by 103 percent, including a 29 percent increase in imports from Mexico to 3.5 million tonnes between January and May. Spain imported another 1.5 million tonnes of crude from Colombia, up from 75,000 tonnes in the same period a year ago, and 990,000 tonnes from Venezuela, up from 63,000 tonnes. Spain also turned to Libya and Nigeria to provide more crude. Its oil imports in the first five months jumped by 86 percent from Libya and by 23 percent from Nigeria. The data also showed a fall of 18 percent in imports from Russia.

for Alan Daulby to fulfil his intention of killing Avril He did not therefore just commit an evil crime. He also committed other equally intentioned wrongdoing by taking pleasure in causing Avril

additional suffering.” She added: “We have no doubt that Daulby acted with the intention of killing a woman who, up until a week earlier, had been his girlfriend. It’s clear to us from the way in which he murdered Avril that his attack was premeditated and deliberately designed to end her life.” Judges also ordered Daulby, who turned 27 last month in jail following his murder conviction, to pay Flanagan’s parents Gerry and Barbara 40,000 euros each for the loss of their daughter. The three years Daulby spent on remand in jail before his trial will be taken off the time he serves behind bars. He is expected to be moved from maximum-security Foncalent Prison in Alicante in the next few weeks. Flanagan’s father, Gerry, said: “Nothing will bring Avril back so this sentence doesn’t actually mean much to our daily lives. But it is a relief to know my daughter’s killer will be punished for his horrendous crime and it enables us to get some closure on a chapter of our lives we wish we had never had to deal with in the first place.”

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Power Restored In India

INDIA suffered its second massive power failure in two consecutive days on Tuesday (31st), depriving as many as 600 million people - half the country’s population - of electricity and disrupting transportation networks for hours. The first power grid collapse, on Monday, was the country’s worst blackout in a decade. It affected seven states in northern India that are home to more than 350 million people. Tuesday’s failure was even larger, hitting eastern and north-eastern areas as well. Both blackouts cut power in the capital, New Delhi, where residents sweltered. Several hours later, by 9:30 p.m., power had been largely restored, the Power Grid Corporation of India reported on its website. Power in New Delhi and in the north-eastern region was fully restored; electricity was 86% restored to the northern region, and 79% restored in the eastern region, it said. The two days of disruption in the third-largest Asian economy has raised questions about its investment in infrastructure. With about 1.2 billion people, India has the world’s secondlargest population, behind China. At least 300 trains were held up in the affected regions, said Anil Kumar Saxena, a spokesman for Indian Railways. New Delhi’s

metro system also suffered delays before power was restored, causing chaos for many travellers. Traffic signals also were out, resulting in major jams. During the blackout, one traveller in New Delhi said that her journey home had taken almost three hours, rather than the usual 40 minutes. “Long night ahead, with no lights, I’ve got my trusty solar lamp ready for the night,” she said. An elderly woman said she would rely on candles and flashlights to get through

the outage, which she blamed on poor governance. Other travellers complained of ruined plans to visit relatives and long waits at stifling stations. Miners in the Burdwan District of West Bengal state were hit by the blackout too. The district’s top administrator, O.S. Meena, said that 150 coal miners were working underground when the outage struck, stopping lifts. Authorities switched to emergency supplies to run the elevators,

he said. “All are safe,” Meena said about the miners. The effect of Monday’s grid failure struck early Tuesday. By dawn, many backup power systems had run out of fuel; power was partially restored after about six hours, authorities said. Airports and hospitals, running on backup power, remained operational, but many businesses closed. The cause of the problem was the failure to generate sufficient power to keep pace with surging demand. Power is considered a luxury in much of India, where a third of households don’t have enough to power even one light bulb, according to last year’s census. Power Minister Sushilkumar Shinde, who has ordered an investigation into Monday’s outage, said it had been a decade since an entire grid last failed in north India. He said that the cause of this week’s blackouts is not known but that some states, particularly agricultural areas, may have been using more than their share of energy. Prakash Javadekar, a member of India’s main opposition Bharatiya Janata Party, criticized the government for what he said was “a huge failure of management in the power sector.”

Four Sentenced To Death Drugs Worth $500m O ve r I r a n B a n k F r a u d Seized In Australia AUSTRALIAN police have seized drugs worth over half a billion dollars and broken up a Hong Kongbased drugs ring. Four Hong Kong nationals and three Australian residents were also arrested in raids in Sydney on Monday (30th). Over half a tonne of drugs, including 306kg (674.61lb) of crystal methamphetamine - also known as ‘’ice’’ - and 252kg of heroin, were seized. The haul is the largest seizure of ‘’ice’’ and the third largest seizure of heroin, police said. The drugs are estimated to be worth A$500m (US$526m; £335m), the Australian Federal Police (AFP) said in a statement.

FOUR people have been sentenced to death for their roles in Iran’s biggest bank fraud scandal, Iranian TV reports. Two other defendants received life sentences, while 33 more will spend up to 25 years in jail, the chief prosecutor was quoted as saying. The scandal involved forged documents reportedly used by an investment company to secure loans worth $2.6bn. President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad last year denied accusations that his government was involved.

Gore Vidal Dies Aged 86

THE American author, playwright and commentator Gore Vidal has died at his home in Los Angeles at the age of 86. Vidal died on Tuesday (31st) at his house in the Hollywood Hills after contracting pneumonia and developing complications, according to his nephew, Burr Steers. Widely admired as an independent thinker, Vidal picked apart politicians living and dead, mocked religion and prudery, opposed wars from Vietnam to Iraq and insulted his peers like no other. He started writing as a 19-year-old soldier stationed in Alaska, basing Williwaw on his Second World War experiences. His works include essays on society, sex, literature and politics, the ground-breaking The City and the

Pillar - among the first novels about openly gay characters - and the Tony-nominated political drama The Best Man. Vidal’s literary legacy also includes a series of historical novels - Burr, 1876, Lincoln and The Golden Age, as well as the transsexual comedy and best-seller Myra Breckenridge. Born Eugene Luther Vidal Junior in West Point, New York, he took his mother’s surname as his first name. The young Vidal developed an interest in politics, growing up in Washington DC where his grandfather, Democratic US Senator Thomas Gore of Oklahoma, had a strong influence on him. After his parents divorced, Vidal’s mother married Hugh Auchincloss, who later also became the stepfather of Jacqueline Kennedy. That

The raids and arrests followed a year-long investigation. “Countless lives would have been affected had this seizure made its way to Australian streets,” Deputy Commissioner Andrew Colvin told Australian media. He said investigations would continue and more arrests could take place.

connection gave Vidal access to the Kennedy White House before a falling out with the family. Vidal, a distant cousin of former US vice president Al Gore, was uncomfortable with the literary and political establishment, and the feeling was mutual. Beyond an honorary National Book Award in 2009, he won few major writing prizes and lost both times he ran for office. He once described the United States as “the land of the dull and the home of the literal” and starting in the 1960s spent much of his time living in Italy. Vidal never married and for decades shared a scenic villa in Ravello on the Amalfi Coast with companion Howard Austen, before returning to the States in 2003.

The investigations into the syndicate began in August 2011 after a tip-off from the US Drug Enforcement Administration, police said. The drugs were found in a shipment of terracotta pots on 19th July. The suspects will face charges in a Sydney court for importing and possessing drugs.

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Romney Aims To Syria Conflict: Nation’s Fate At Stake Get Back On Track

MITT Romney will attempt to repair the damage from his gaffe-prone foreign tour, with fewer than 100 days until the US presidential election. The Republican contender had hoped his visit to the UK, Israel and Poland would demonstrate his grip of foreign policy and make him appear presidential. Instead he flew home from a trip that was dogged by controversy and bickering between campaign officials and journalists accompanying them. Mr Romney’s team says the coverage has been unfair and that some of his comments have been taken out of context, but the US media has been full of critical analysis. However, opinion is divided over whether Mr Romney’s foreign adventures will have any impact on the intentions of American voters. Aaran David Miller, who advised six US secretaries of state, says the gaffes will be long forgotten come November’s election. He said, “This is an election that will be generated by two questions: Do you think the incumbent is responsible for your economic misery and, if the answer is yes, do you think his opponent has a better answer and plan? Those are questions that are relegated to the domestic sphere, not to the issue of foreign policy.” During his trip, Mr Romney

THE conflict between rebels and government forces across Syria will decide the fate of the nation, President Bashar al-Assad has warned. In a written statement marking armed forces day, he praised soldiers for confronting “armed terrorist gangs”.

earned himself the tabloid nickname ‘Mitt-the-Twit’ for raising questions about London’s Olympics preparations. Despite backtracking, he appeared to have irritated Prime Minister David Cameron. In the Middle East, he infuriated Palestinians by referring to Jerusalem as Israel’s capital and saying that Israeli “culture” helps them succeed economically. And his meeting with anticommunist hero Lech Walesa in Poland was tainted when the Solidarity union he headed said it actually supports American workers. The White House and Mr Obama’s re-election team have jumped on Mr Romney’s international gaffes.

Campaign spokeswoman Jen Psaki said, “He’s been fumbling the foreign policy football from country to country. This raises some questions about his preparedness.” And Corey Ealons, a former communications director in the Obama White House, said, “I would give him a big fat ‘F’ rating and I think most of the American people would too. This was not a good trip for him. The American people want to see that the candidate can show their mettle on the international stage and he did not do that.” Both campaigns have stepped up television campaigning in key swing states in what is predicted to be the most expensive election in history.

Dead Whale Found In Swimming Pool THE dead body of an 11m-long whale has been discovered in an open-air swimming pool in Australia. Early morning swimmers discovered the humpback whale, which had been washed into the ocean pool in Sydney by heavy seas. The 30-tonne young adult mammal was washed up at Newport Beach, ending up in the man-made swimming baths which are filled with sea water. “It does have some external injuries but there’s no way of knowing whether they were ante-mortem or post-mortem,” said Wendy McFarlane from the Organisation for the Rescue and Research of Cetaceans in Australia (ORRCA). Ms McFarlane said one possible explanation for the otherwise seemingly healthy animal to die at sea could be that it had been struck by a ship. It is thought the whale died several days ago. The beach has now been closed due to the risk of sharks being attracted to the area by the rotting carcass. The authorities are now deciding how best to remove the whale. They may try to wash it back out to sea at high tide, or resort to the least preferred option of cutting it up and removing it in sections. Sydney’s Daily Telegraph said some locals

were moved to tears. “It’s so sad but it is a natural thing to happen in nature,” Lua Silva told the newspaper. National Parks and Wildlife Service spokesman Geoff Ross said old and sick humpbacks could wash up in heavy seas. “In big seas, the predators don’t get the opportunity to deal with the carcass so it often washes in and we’ve seen that on several occasions over the last few years,” he said. A dead and badly-decomposed 10-metre sperm whale was washed up on the same beach in 2011, lodging itself on a rock platform. Another carcass hit nearby Palm Beach later that year but was eventually washed out to sea. Humpback whales are currently migrating north up Australia’s east coast from Antarctica. It is coming towards the end of the migration season and the time of year when sicker whales are more likely to be seen.

The anti-regime uprising has in recent weeks seen fighting on the streets of the capital, Damascus, and the second city, Aleppo. Activists estimate some 20,000 people have died since March last year. The latest reports suggest fighting has broken out for the first time near two Christian areas in the Old City of Damascus. One soldier had been killed outside Bab Touma, the UK-based Syrian Observatory for Human Rights said. Gunfire and explosions were also heard on Baghdad Street, in the city centre. Mr Assad has not spoken in public for two weeks, but issued a statement to mark armed forces day. “The fate of our people and our nation, past, present and future, depends on this battle,” the

statement said. He praised the armed forces as “heroic” and described them as the defender of “just causes” in the statement, which was published in an army magazine and by the state news agency Sana. Meanwhile, Amnesty International says in a report that government forces committed crimes against humanity this month in the second city, Aleppo. In the report, based on research carried out in May, the rights group appealed to the UN Security Council to refer Syria to the International Criminal Court and impose an arms embargo on the country. Amnesty accuses security

forces and pro-government militiamen, known as shabiha, of firing on peaceful protesters and bystanders, including children. It also says medical teams were targeted and those arrested were often tortured. In Aleppo itself, rebel sources say fighter jets and helicopters have again been pounding rebel positions as the battle for control of the city continues. Activists have also said that a large military column is heading towards Aleppo to reinforce the army units engaging the rebels. However, this has not been confirmed by the government or independent sources.

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F R I D AY 6:00am ��Olympic Breakfast All the latest from the London 2012 Olympics, with interviews and highlights of the sporting action, plus news and weather from the BBC’s Breakfast team. 9:00am �� Olympics 2012 British eyes are firmly fixed on Jessica Ennis as the 2009 world champion makes her Olympic debut. Plus men’s individual archery from Lord’s on the final day of competition. 11:20am �� Olympics 2012 Matt Baker and John Inverdale present as British rower Katherine Grainger, with her partner Anna Watkins, attempts to add gold in the women’s double sculls to the three successive silvers she has won at past Games. 1:00pm �� BBC News at One 1:45pm �� Olympics 2012 Hazel Irvine presents as the singles tennis semi-finals are played at Wimbledon. 4:00pm �� Olympics 2012 Sue Barker and Jake Humphrey present as attention turns to the Velodrome, with two gold medals at stake. These include the men’s team pursuit, which Team GB won in Beijing in 2008. 6:00pm �� BBC News at Six 6:30pm ��BBC London News 7:00pm ��Olympics 2012 Coverage from day seven of the Olympics, with athletics, swimming and football all fighting for attention. In the athletics, the spotlight falls on Jessica Ennis at the end of day one of the heptathlon. 10:00pm ��BBC News at Ten 10:30pm ��BBC London News 10:40pm �� Olympics Tonight On the busiest day of the Games so far, Gabby Logan looks back at some of the more memorable moments in the company of star guests and some of the Olympians making the headlines. 12:00am ��BBC News 12:10am ��Olympic Sportsday Dan Walker takes a look at the key events and stories at the end of day seven at the Games. 12:55am ��Weatherview 1:00am ��BBC News

6:00am ��Postman Pat 6:15am ��Chuggington 6:20am ��Timmy Time 6:30am ��The Adventures of Abney and Teal 6:40am �� Octonauts 6:50am �� Rastamouse 7:05am �� Deadly 60 7:30am ��Horrible Histories 8:00am ��The Scooby-Doo Show 8:25am ��Tree Fu Tom 8:45am ��Justin’s House 9:15am ��Heir Hunters 10:00am ��Homes Under the Hammer 11:00am �� Cowboy Trap 11:45am ��Cash in the Attic 12:15pm ��Bargain Hunt 1:00pm �� Olympics 2012 1:45pm �� Escape to the Country 2:15pm �� Flog It! 3:00pm ��Ultimate Sports Day 3:30pm ��Copycats 4:00pm ��The Sarah Jane Adventures 4:30pm �� Blue Peter 5:00pm �� Newsround 5:05pm ��Shaun the Sheep 5:15pm ��Antiques Road Trip 6:00pm ��Olympics 2012 7:00pm �� The New Forest: A Year in the Wild 8:00pm �� Coast 8:30pm ��Gardeners’ World 9:00pm ��The Great British Story: A People’s History 10:00pm ��Olympics 2012 10:40pm ��Newsnight 11:10pm ��The National Lottery Friday Night Draws 11:20pm �� The Sarah Millican Television Programme 11:50pm �� EastEnders Omnibus 1:15am ��Someone Else 2:25am ��Tom Daley: Diving for Britain

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6:10am �� The Hoobs 6:35am �� The Hoobs 7:00am �� Freshly Squeezed 7:30am ��According to Jim 7:55am ��Will and Grace 8:20am ��Everybody Loves Raymond 8:50am ��Frasier 9:20am �� Come Dine with Me 9:55am �� Come Dine with Me 10:25am �� Come Dine with Me 10:55am �� Come Dine with Me 11:30am �� Come Dine with Me 12:00pm �� Channel 4 News 12:05pm �� A Place in the Sun 1:05pm ��Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 1:35pm ��Channel 4 Racing 4:00pm �� Deal or No Deal 5:00pm ��Four in a Bed 5:30pm �� Come Dine with Me 6:00pm ��The Simpsons 6:30pm �� Hollyoaks Forced to reconsider her religion, Carmel feels her dysfunctional family aren’t taking her crisis of faith seriously. Tilly and Jen continue their secret love affair, but when Tilly feels torn between her friends and her lover, who will she choose? 7:00pm �� Channel 4 News 7:55pm ��4thought.tv 8:00pm ��Phil Spencer: Secret Agent This time in Scotland’s central belt. From the grand hills of Edinburgh to the shores of the north Ayrshire coast, Phil’s two Scottish locations couldn’t be more different. 9:00pm �� The Million Pound Drop 10:35pm �� The Angelos Epithemiou Show 11:10pm �� Friday Night Dinner 11:40pm ��Celebrity Bedlam 12:10am ��Random Acts 12:15am �� Exit Through the Gift Shop 1:55am �� My Name is Earl 2:40am �� Stonehouse Reunion

The Great British Story BBC 2 - 9:00 - 10:00 pm Michael Wood uncovers the extraordinary tale of the Industrial Revolution, which turned Britain into the world’s first industrial society. Exploring the deep roots of British industry, Michael visits the Free Miners of the Forest of Dean, the Flax mills of Northern Ireland, the Cornish tin mines, the Potteries and the world’s first centre of copper production in South Wales. In Liverpool he shows how slavery underpinned British wealth and trade, which was now expanding to India. As urban society grew and the countryside was depopulated by enclosures and clearances, Michael shows how the rural workforce

resonded, visiting Skye at Tolpuddle in Dorset and Downton in Wiltshire. Enlightenment ideals were transforming society: from Armagh, with its great library and observatory to Birmingham, home to the Lunar Society and James Watt’s steam engine. In Manchester - the ‘shock city’ of the age - Michael joins an excavation in the Angel Meadow slum and meets the descendants of poor families who lived there. With British society transformed into an urban proletariat Michael looks finally at the social progress of the late Victorian Age and the migrations which took vast numbers of ordinary people from all over the British Isles to the farthest corners of the globe.

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3 6:00am ��Children´s TV 9:15am �� The Wright Stuff 11:10am ��Cowboy Traders 12:10pm ��5 News Lunchtime 12:15pm ��Big Brother 1:15pm �� Extraordinary Dogs 1:45pm ��Neighbours 2:15pm �� NCIS 3:15pm ��Living with the Enemy 5:00pm ��5 News at 5 5:30pm ��Neighbours 6:00pm �� Monkey Life 6:30pm �� 5 News 7:00pm �� Cricket on 5 8:00pm ��Ice Road Truckers: Deadliest Roads 9:00pm �� Big Brother 10:00pm �� The Bachelor 11:00pm �� Big Brother 11:30pm �� Big Brother’s Bit on the Side

7:00am ��Coronation Street 7:30am ��The Jeremy Kyle Show US 8:25am ��Judge Judy 8:55am ��The Only Way is Essex 9:40am �� The Real Housewives of Orange County 10:30am �� The Real Housewives of New York City 11:30am ��Judge Judy 12:00pm ��Emmerdale 1:00pm ��Coronation Street 1:30pm ��The Jeremy Kyle Show 3:40pm �� The Real Housewives of Orange County 4:40pm �� The Real Housewives of New York City 5:35pm ��The Jeremy Kyle Show US 6:30pm ��Beat TV 7:00pm �� The Cube 8:00pm ��Super Tiny Animals 9:00pm �� Happy Gilmore 10:55pm ��The Only Way is Essex 12:20am ��Take Me Out

6:30am ��The Real Hustle 7:00am ��Don’t Tell the Bride 8:00am ��Total Wipeout 9:00am ��Olympics 2012 2:00pm ��Olympics 2012 7:00pm �� Olympics 2012 The first night of athletics sees the continuation of the heptathlon, and it’s the penultimate night of swimming. 11:00pm �� Britain Unzipped Armed with the results of an exhaustive report covering every aspect of modern life, Greg James and Russell Kane, along with special guest Holly Willoughby, take a look at British behaviour and reveal what really goes on behind closed doors and inside our heads. 12:00am �� Family Guy 12:45am �� American Dad! 1:25am ��Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents 2:25am ��Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents

6:00am ��Drama Trails 6:10am ��On the Buses 6:40am ��Heartbeat 7:40am ��Upstairs, Downstairs 8:45am ��Rising Damp 9:10am �� Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman 10:10am ��Monk 11:10am �� Murder, She Wrote 12:10pm �� Murder, She Wrote 1:10pm ��Heartbeat 2:15pm ��The Darling Buds of May 3:20pm ��Monk 4:20pm ��Perspectives 5:20pm ��On the Buses 5:55pm ��Heartbeat 7:00pm �� Murder, She Wrote 8:00pm �� Monk 9:00pm �� A Touch of Frost 11:10pm �� Vertigo 1:35am ��Agatha Christie’s Marple

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8:55am ��Location, Location, Location 10:00am ��Four in a Bed 10:30am ��Sainsbury’s and Channel 4 Presents... London 2012: Danielle Brown 10:35am �� Quick Bakes with Eric Lanlard 10:55am ��20,000 Leagues Under the Sea 1:25pm �� Time Team 2:30pm ��Time Team Special 3:35pm ��Four Rooms 4:40pm ��A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 5:45pm ��A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 6:50pm �� Come Dine with Me 7:55pm ��Grand Designs 9:00pm �� Saving Private Ryan 12:15am �� Coppers 1:20am �� Embarrassing Bodies 2:25am �� Come Dine with Me

6:00am ��Greatest FA Cup Final Goals 6:10am ��The Professionals 7:00am �� Batman 7:50am �� Minder 8:55am ��The Fall Guy 9:55am �� Quantum Leap 10:55am ��The Professionals 11:55am �� Minder 12:55pm ��Police, Camera, Action! 1:55pm �� Quantum Leap 2:55pm ��The Fall Guy 3:55pm �� Batman 5:00pm ��The Professionals 6:00pm �� Quantum Leap 7:00pm �� The Sweeney 8:00pm ��Send in the Dogs 9:00pm �� Lethal Weapon 2 11:20pm ��Enter the Dragon 1:25am �� The Sweeney 2:25am ��Police, Camera, Action!

A U G U S T 7:30am...................................................................Duets A professional karaoke hustler reconnects with his daughter and a bored suburban businessman turns outlaw karaoke singer, among other plotlines. 9:00am ��Prefontaine 11:00am �� Hard Rain 1:00pm ��A Goofy Movie Get ready for high speed hilarity, diverting detours, dangerous curves and plenty of fun-filled adventure as Disney’s veteran funnyman, Goofy, and his teenage son Max take to the open road on a wacky cross country motor trip in Walt Disney Pictures’ delightful new animated comedy, “A Goofy Movie.” 2:30pm �� The Return of Jafar Aladdin is adjusting to his new life as part of the upper crust. He and Princess Jasmine may not be married yet, but the pressures of palace society have already begun. 4:00pm ��High Fidelity A man discovers that there’s more to love than a good mixed tape in this dramatic comedy about music and relationships. Rob (John Cusack), an obsessive record collector in his mid-thirties, is struggling to reconcile his adolescent enthusiasm for pop music with adult responsibilities and a more mature outlook. 6:00pm ��Barber Of Siberia Douglas is a foreign entrepreneur, who ventures to Russia in 1885 with dreams of selling a new, experimental steam-driven timber harvester in the wilds of Siberia. 8:00pm �� The X-Files: I Want To Believe Mulder and Scully are called back to duty by the FBI when a former priest claims to be receiving psychic visions pertaining to a kidnapped agent. 10:00pm ��Cry Wolf Eight unsuspecting high school seniors at a posh boarding school, who delight themselves on playing games of lies, come face-to-face with terror and learn that nobody believes a liar - even when they’re telling the truth. 11:30pm ��Elite Squad 1997, Captain Nascimento has to find a substitute for his occupation while trying to take down drug dealers and criminals before the Pope comes to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil..

Tenerife Weekly - 3rd August - 9th August 2012

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S AT U R D AY 6:00am ��Olympic Breakfast 8:45am �� Olympics 2012 Day eight of the Olympics begins with the women’s triathlon, which starts at 9.00. Representing Britain is the world champion, Helen Jenkins. 11:20am �� Olympics 2012 The rowing regatta reaches its climax, with the remaining four gold medals being decided. Starting things off is the eagerlyawaited men’s four final, with the British team looking for their fourth successive Olympic gold medal. 1:00pm �� BBC News 1:10pm ��BBC London News 1:15pm �� Olympics 2012 Coverage of the afternoon’s events, including the women’s tennis final at Wimbledon. The Russians won all three medals in this event in Beijing in 2008. 5:00pm �� BBC News 5:10pm ��BBC London News 5:15pm �� Olympics 2012 Sue Barker presents more cycling from the Velodrome, with world champions Britain the favourite to take the women’s team pursuit title. 6:50pm ��Olympics 2012 Gary Lineker and John Inverdale present the evening’s athletics action. Jessica Ennis and Mo Farah are both looking to improve on last year’s world championship silvers in the heptathlon and men’s 10,000m respectively. 10:10pm ��BBC News 10:30pm ��The National Lottery Saturday Night Draws 10:40pm �� Olympics Tonight As ‘Super Saturday’ draws to a close, Gabby Logan and guests reflect on some of the big stories that have captured the public’s attention on a day when 25 gold medals were won. 12:00am ��BBC News 12:10am ��Olympic Sportsday Dan Walker takes a look back at the key moments on the busiest day of the Games so far. 12:55am ��Weatherview 1:00am ��BBC News

6:00am ��Children´s TV 6:35am �� Octonauts 6:45am �� Rastamouse 7:00am ��Roar 7:30am ��Project Parent 8:00am ��The Scooby-Doo Show 8:20am ��Dennis and Gnasher 8:35am ��The Slammer 9:00am ��Who Let the Dogs Out? 9:30am ��Incredible Edibles 10:00am ��My Genius Idea 10:30am ��Splatalot 11:00am ��Copycats 11:25am �� Ooglies 11:40am ��Shaun the Sheep Championsheeps 11:45am ��Horrible Histories 12:15pm ��Fort Apache 2:20pm ��Fall of the Roman Empire 5:15pm ��Antiques Road Trip 6:00pm �� Great British Railway Journeys 6:30pm �� Flog It! Paul travels to Loughborough with experts Elizabeth Talbot and Adam Partridge. Elizabeth hopes a good price for a pair of Whitefriars glass vases could buy a young ice skater some new skates. 7:30pm ��Dad’s Army Captain Mainwaring and the men of the Walmington-on-Sea Home Guard take to the water when they acquire a platoon boat. 8:00pm ��BBC Proms Handel’s Water Music. A very special performance of Britain’s best loved music for royal occasions - Handel’s Water Music suites and the Music for the Royal Fireworks. 9:20pm �� QI 9:50pm ��Top of the Pops 2 10:50pm �� Little Voice British drama about a reclusive girl who spends all day in her bedroom listening to her father’s collection of old records of Shirley Bassey, Marilyn Monroe and various other famous female singers. 12:20am ��The Boys and Girl from County Clare

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6:00am ��Signed Stories 6:10am �� Engie Benjy 6:25am �� Olly the Little White Van 6:30am �� Fluffy Gardens 6:40am ��The Hive 6:45am ��The Hive 6:55am �� Poppy Cat 7:05am �� Curious George 7:20am ��The Super Hero Squad Show 7:45am �� Fleabag Monkeyface 8:00am ��Horrid Henry 8:10am ��Horrid Henry 8:25am �� Saturday Cookbook 9:25am ��ITV News 9:30am ��The Jeremy Kyle Show US 10:25am ��The Jeremy Kyle Show US 11:20am ��The Real Housewives of New York City 12:20pm ��ITV News and Weather 12:30pm ��All Star Family Fortunes 1:30pm �� All Creatures Great and Small 3:10pm �� Moonraker British agent James Bond investigates the disappearance of an Anglo-American space shuttle which has fallen into the hands of a billionaire megalomaniac intent on world domination. 5:30pm ��London Tonight 5:45pm ��ITV News and Weather

6:05am �� The Hoobs 6:30am ��British F3 7:00am �� Mobil 1 The Grid 7:25am �� Sainsbury’s London 2012 7:30am ��The Paralympic Show 8:00am ��The Morning Line 9:00am ��Ibiza Rocks 9:20am �� T4 Movie Special 9:55am ��New Girl 10:25am ��Revenge 11:25am ��Suburgatory 11:55am ��Summer Daze with Blackberry 12:25pm ��The Big Bang Theory 1:25pm �� The Simpsons 1:55pm ��Channel 4 Racing Glorious Goodwood, Newmarket and Thirsk. Six furlongs at relentless pace, thundering hoofs and plenty of hopes and dreams: Stewards’ Cup glory awaits. And the Nassau Stakes also promises to be captivating. 4:10pm �� Sainsbury’s London 2012 4:15pm �� Come Dine with Me Kicking-off the culinary competition in Newport is 43-year-old theatre enthusiast Jay Coleman, who hopes to razzle-dazzle his guests with a theatrical themed evening and international menu. 4:45pm �� Come Dine with Me 5:15pm �� Come Dine with Me 5:50pm �� Come Dine with Me

6:00pm �� Agatha Christie’s Marple After the arrival of beautiful young American Bridget Conway, several inhabitants of the village of Wychwood-under-Ashe die unexpectedly. 8:00pm ��Midsomer Murders Barnaby and Jones enter the cloistered and old-fashioned world of Midsomer Priory after a nun is found strangled. Jones visits the local pub, where he learns that a woman was seen acting strangely on the day of the murder. 10:00pm �� ITV News and Weather 10:20pm ��Mad Mad World 11:00pm ��Take Me Out 12:15am �� The Store 2:15am ��In Plain Sight

6:20pm ��Come Dine with Me 6:45pm �� Channel 4 News 7:15pm ��4thought.tv 7:20pm �� The Million Pound Drop 9:00pm �� Fracture Anthony Hopkins, Ryan Gosling and David Strathairn star in Gregory Hoblit’s twist-filled legal drama. When top airplane engineer Ted Crawford discovers that his wife has been cheating on him he takes a devastatingly direct route to revenge. 11:15pm ��Heat Michael Mann’s astonishingly accomplished thriller has a wish-list of leads including Robert DeNiro, Al Pacino, Val Kilmer and Jon Voight. 2:15am �� The Million Pound Drop

Fracture Channel 4 - 9:00 - 11:15 pm Anthony Hopkins, Ryan Gosling and David Strathairn star in Gregory Hoblit’s twist-filled legal drama. When top airplane engineer Ted Crawford (Hopkins) discovers that his wife (Embeth Davidtz) has been cheating on him he takes a devastatingly direct route to revenge: he drives home and shoots his errant spouse in the face. He then waits for the police to turn up and confesses to the crime. With his wife in a coma, Crawford is arrested and

enters the justice system. It should, of course, be the simplest prosecution ever. And lawyer Willy Beachum (Ryan Gosling) can be forgiven for thinking that his last case as a criminal attorney (before he switches to company law) is set to be a doddle. However, once the case comes to court, Crawford, representing himself, proceeds to tear apart the ample evidence that’s stacked against him. Can he possibly get away with his crime?

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Tenerife Weekly - 3rd August - 9th August 2012

4 6:00am ��Children´s TV 9:15am ��The Mr Men Show 9:25am �� Roary the Racing Car 9:40am ��Jelly Jamm 10:00am �� Power Rangers: Super Samurai 10:35am ��Batman: The Brave and the Bold 11:10am ��Looney Tunes 11:20am ��Big Brother 12:20pm ��McBride: Fallen Idol 2:00pm ��Talking to Heaven 5:15pm ��Jesse Stone: Death in Paradise 6:55pm �� 5 News Weekend 7:00pm �� Cricket on 5 8:00pm ��NCIS 9:00pm �� Big Brother 10:10pm �� CSI: Miami 11:10pm �� CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12:10am ��Super Casino

6:00am ��Coronation Street Omnibus 8:05am ��Emmerdale Omnibus 11:00am ��Take Me Out 12:10pm ��Models, Misfits and Mayhem 1:05pm ��Holiday Showdown 2:10pm ��America’s Got Talent 4:00pm ��America’s Got Talent 4:55pm ��The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas

6:45pm �� Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Tim Burton’s retelling of Roald Dahl’s classic children’s story. A young boy from a poor family wins one of five golden tickets granting him a tour of a wonderful chocolate factory run by an eccentric confectioner. 9:00pm ��The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor 11:10pm �� Batman and Robin 1:40am ��The Only Way is Essex 2:20am ��The Only Way is Essex

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6:25am ��Total Wipeout 7:25am �� Camp Rock Music-filled movie featuring the Jonas Brothers as members of a leading musical group, Connect 3, and Demi Lovato as Mitchie, a beautiful young singer. 9:00am ��Olympics 2012 2:00pm ��Olympics 2012

8:55am �� Time Team 10:00am �� Time Team 12:05pm �� Time Team 1:10pm �� Oliver Twist 3:30pm �� River Cottage Bites 3:40pm �� Kirstie’s Handmade Britain 4:40pm ��Location, Location, Location 5:45pm ��Location, Location, Location

7:00pm �� Olympics 2012 It’s the final night of swimming, with the spotlight on the fastest woman over 50m can Fran Halsall improve on her 2011 world championship fourth place and win a medal? 11:00pm ��Russell Howard’s Good News 11:30pm �� Live at the Electric 12:00am �� Family Guy 12:45am �� American Dad! 1:05am �� American Dad! 1:30am ��Highlander: The Source 2:50am ��Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents

6:55pm ��Location, Location, Location 8:00pm ��Supersize v Superskinny Long and lanky, 22-year-old Alex Law from Stockport barely eats meals and hits the scales at just ten stone. Tired and exhausted, he lives on a diet of caffeine pills, stodgy cakes and snacks, despite his physically demanding job as a plasterer. 9:00pm �� Marilyn, the Last Sessions To mark the 50th anniversary of the actress’s death, this film takes a unique look at the life of Hollywood icon Marilyn Monroe. 11:05pm �� Saving Private Ryan 2:20am ��Supersize v Superskinny

6:00am �� Murder, She Wrote 6:50am �� The Agatha Christie Hour 8:00am ��Upstairs, Downstairs 10:20am ��The Secret of My Succe$s 12:30pm ��Agatha Christie’s Poirot 1:45pm ��Agatha Christie’s Poirot 2:50pm ��Agatha Christie’s Poirot 4:05pm ��Inspector Morse 6:25pm �� The Great St Trinian’s Train Robbery Fourth cinema outing for the pupils of cartoonist Ronald Searle’s infamous girls’ school. St Trinian’s reopens its doors in a converted mansion, unaware that the building has been used to store the proceeds of a train robbery. 8:20pm ��Carry on Camping 10:00pm ��Agatha Christie’s Marple 12:05am �� Agatha Christie’s Poirot 1:10am �� Terry and June 1:40am �� Terry and June

6:00am ��Uefa Champions League Greatest Matches 6:10am ��Tommy Cooper 6:35am ��The Professionals 7:30am ��The Saint 8:30am �� The Big Match Revisited 9:30am �� The Sweeney 10:25am ��Motorsport UK 11:25am ��The Cycle Show 12:00pm ��Motorway Patrol 12:25pm �� World’s Wildest Police Videos 1:25pm ��The Sea Shall Not Have Them 3:20pm �� The Sweeney 4:25pm ��Midway 7:00pm �� 633 Squadron 9:00pm �� Rocky 11:25pm �� Ned Kelly 1:35am ��The Big Match Revisited 2:30am ��Sports Mash: Taking the Mic 2:55am �� ITV4 Nightscreen

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A U G U S T 6:00am ��Ride With The Wind 7:30am ��High Fidelity A man discovers that there’s more to love than a good mixed tape in this dramatic comedy about music and relationships. Rob (John Cusack), an obsessive record collector in his mid-thirties, is struggling to reconcile his adolescent enthusiasm for pop music with adult responsibilities and a more mature outlook. 9:00am ��Barber Of Siberia Douglas is a foreign entrepreneur, who ventures to Russia in 1885 with dreams of selling a new, experimental steam-driven timber harvester in the wilds of Siberia. 11:00am ��The X-Files: I Want To Believe Mulder and Scully are called back to duty by the FBI when a former priest claims to be receiving psychic visions pertaining to a kidnapped agent. 1:00pm ��Ducktales: the movie treasure of the lost lamp “Huey, Dewey and Louie join their uncle Scrooge McDuck in his search for the lost treasure trove of Collie Baba and the magic lantern it contains. “ 4:00pm �� Small Time Crooks Ray Winkler is a meek, addle-brained exconvict who decides to rob a bank to support the spending habits of his ex-stripper, New Jersey wife, Frenchy. 6:00pm ��Far From Heaven In 1950s Connecticut, a housewife faces a marital crisis and mounting racial tensions in the outside world. 8:00pm ��The Last Samurai An american military advisor embraces the Samurai culture he was hired to destroy after he is captured in battle. 10:00pm ��Until Death Anthony Stowe is a down-and-out detective addicted to heroine whose days always seem to go from bad to worse. Lowe is coming off of a drug deal, in which two officers were killed, and the primary villain, the drugs, the money and the surveillance tapes are still at large. 11:30pm..................... Caveman’s Valentine Romulus is mentally ill, a troglodyte in a New York City park. He’s also a gifted composer and the father of a city cop. On Valentine’s Day, a young man freezes in a tree near his cave.

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S U N D AY 6:00am ��Olympic Breakfast 9:00am �� Olympics 2012 Mishal Husain presents coverage from the start of day nine of the Olympics, with 23 gold medals to be won. The day’s events include the women’s marathon, the men’s 100m final and the debut of women’s boxing in the Games. 10:45am �� BBC News 10:50am �� Olympics 2012 Clare Balding and Tanni Grey-Thompson present coverage of the women’s marathon, one of the most eagerly-awaited events of the Games. 1:30pm �� Olympics 2012 If successful, he will win a fourth successive gold to add to silver won in 1996. History also beckons for Andy Murray if he has reached the men’s singles final at Wimbledon. 4:00pm �� Olympics 2012 Sue Barker and Jake Humphrey present as the men’s final reaches its climax at Wimbledon, plus more action from the Velodrome on day four of competition. 5:35pm �� BBC News 5:50pm ��BBC London News

6:00pm ��Olympics 2012 Day four of the cycling concludes with the final event of the men’s omnium: the 1km time trial. 6:50pm ��Olympics 2012 All eyes are on Jamaican Usain Bolt as he attempts to retain his Olympic title, although he may have to set a new world record to stay ahead of fellow countryman and world champion Yohan Blake. 10:15pm ��BBC News 10:30pm ��BBC London News 10:40pm �� Olympics Tonight At the end of what promises to be an historic day, Gabby Logan reflects on the headline makers and stories that have dominated the day in the company of star guests from the sporting world and beyond. 12:00am ��BBC News 12:10am ��Olympic Sportsday 12:55am ��Weatherview 1:00am ��BBC News

6:00am ��Postman Pat 6:15am ��Timmy Time 6:25am ��The Adventures of Abney and Teal 6:35am �� Octonauts 6:45am �� Rastamouse 7:00am ��Roar 7:30am ��Paradise Cafe 7:55am ��Hacker Time 8:25am ��Dennis and Gnasher 8:35am ��Wingin’ It 9:00am ��Who Let the Dogs Out? 9:30am ��Junior Bake Off 10:00am �� Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11:30am ��Raymond Blanc: The Very Hungry Frenchman 12:30pm �� Buchanan Rides Alone 1:50pm �� Olympics 2012 4:30pm ��Great British Railway Journeys 5:00pm �� Songs of Praise 5:35pm �� Olympics 2012 6:00pm �� A History of Ancient Britain Special: Orkney’s Stone Age Temple Neil Oliver investigates the discovery of a 5,000-year-old temple in Orkney. Built 500 years before Stonehenge, the temple has triggered new thoughts about the beliefs of Neolithic people, turning the map of ancient Britain upside down. 7:00pm ��Antiques Roadshow 8:00pm ��Exploring China: A Culinary Adventure Their journey begins in Beijing, the country’s Imperial capital for 800 years, where quintessential Chinese dishes such as noodles, dumplings and Peking duck are now being showcased with a new culinary confidence. 9:00pm �� The Dark: Nature’s Nighttime World 10:00pm �� Edge of Darkness 11:45pm �� Judgment Night 1:30am ��Holby City 2:30am �� Britain’s Heritage Heroes 3:00am �� Real Rescues

6:00am ��Boblins 6:10am ��Fireman Sam 6:20am �� Olly the Little White Van 6:30am ��Jungle Junction 6:55am �� Poppy Cat 7:05am �� Curious George 7:20am �� Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil 7:30am �� Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil 7:45am �� Fleabag Monkeyface 8:00am �� Big Time Rush 8:25am ��Dinner Date 9:25am ��ITV News 9:30am ��House Gift 10:25am ��There’s No Taste Like Home 11:25am ��The Hungry Sailors 12:25pm ��ITV News and Weather 12:30pm ��Dickinson’s Real Deal 1:30pm ��Murder, She Wrote 2:30pm ��Columbo 4:25pm ��Doc Martin 5:25pm ��Doc Martin 6:25pm �� London Tonight 6:40pm �� ITV News and Weather 7:00pm ��The Zoo With limited space at the iconic London site, keepers constantly have to move animals around. Among the most popular animals are the playful Californian sea lions. 8:00pm �� A Touch of Frost When DI Frost joins forces with RSPCA inspector Christine Moorhead in a raid on a brutal dogfight there are unexpected and deadly consequences. 10:00pm �� ITV News and Weather 10:15pm ��The Briefs First of a two-part documentary which looks at the cut-throat world of criminal law. With unprecedented access to Britain’s busiest legal aid practice, the programme follows the solicitors at Tuckers in Manchester. 11:20pm �� JP Morgan Premiership Rugby 7s Highlights 12:15am �� The Store 2:15am ��Golden Balls

6:00am �� The Treacle People 6:10am �� The Hoobs 7:00am ��Intelligent Sport UK Challenge 7:25am ��Sainsbury’s and Channel 4 Presents... London 2012: Danielle Brown 7:30am ��Paralympics Extra 8:00am ��Will and Grace 8:50am ��Frasier 9:20am ��Frasier 10:00am ��Sunday Brunch 12:30pm ��The Big Bang Theory 1:00pm ��The Big Bang Theory 1:35pm �� The Simpsons 2:05pm �� The Simpsons 2:35pm ��Jamie Does... 3:40pm �� How to Cook Like Heston 4:15pm �� Deal or No Deal 5:15pm ��Hairspray Adam Shankman’s adaptation of the 2002 musical stars John Travolta, Queen Latifah and Nikki Blonsky. Teen Tracy Turnblad’s regular cultural highlight is a local television music-and-dance programme called The Corny Collins Show. 7:25pm �� Channel 4 News 7:55pm ��4thought.tv 8:00pm ��Come Dine with Me 9:00pm ��Thelma’s Gypsy Girls Shannon, Kathleen, Vicky and Megan are tasked with working on their first gypsy wedding dress. But two of the girls squander their chance to impress and Thelma has to suspend them from the course. 10:00pm ��Sex and the City Unsurprisingly, things have moved on for Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda. Samantha is living in LA to be close to her now-famous actor lover Smith, but she’s far from happy. 12:50am �� 35 Shots of Rum Claire Denis’s drama is set in the Parisian suburbs where, in an apartment block, train driver and single father Lionel and his student daughter Josephine share a flat and perhaps more. 2:35am �� Camelot

Editor Recommends Thelma’s Gypsy Girls Channel 4 - 9:00 - 10:00 pm Shannon, Kathleen, Vicky and Megan are tasked with working on their first gypsy wedding dress. But two of the girls squander their chance to impress and Thelma has to suspend them from the course. They aren’t the only ones trying Thelma’s patience; 17-year-old Irish traveller Margaret and 17-year-old English traveller Lilyann make the mistake of breaking one of Thelma’s

golden rules, resulting in Thelma losing the sale of a very expensive dress. The girls are sent home without pay. Lilyann is adamant she’s been mistreated and her mother heads to the factory to have words. Elsewhere, the girls are given the chance to run a stall at the traditional Stow Fair and are invited to their first gypsy wedding.

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Tenerife Weekly - 3rd August - 9th August 2012

5 6:00am ��Children´s TV 9:00am �� Bananas in Pyjamas 9:10am ��The Mr. Men Show 9:25am �� Roary the Racing Car 9:40am ��Jelly Jamm 10:00am �� Power Rangers: Super Samurai 10:35am ��Batman: The Brave and the Bold 11:10am ��Looney Tunes 11:20am ��Monkey Life 11:50am ��Big Brother 12:55pm �� Daleks - Invasion Earth 2150 AD 2:40pm ��Police Academy 6: City Under Siege 4:20pm ��The Karate Kid 6:55pm �� 5 News Weekend 7:00pm �� Cricket on 5 8:00pm ��Once Upon a Time 9:00pm �� Big Brother 10:00pm �� Ultraviolet 11:50pm �� Alien Hunter 1:35am ��Super Casino

6:00am �� The Hot Desk 6:10am �� Planet’s Funniest Animals 6:35am �� The Biggest Loser 7:30am ��Emmerdale Omnibus 10:15am ��Coronation Street Omnibus 12:40pm ��Winners and Losers 1:40pm ��The Only Way is Essex 2:25pm ��The Only Way is Essex 3:10pm ��Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 5:25pm ��The Flintstones 7:15pm ��Mr Bean’s Holiday 9:00pm �� Benidorm 10:00pm ��The Only Way is Essex 10:45pm ��Lemon La Vida Loca 11:30pm �� American Pie Presents Band Camp 1:25am ��The Only Way is Essex 2:05am ��Planet’s Funniest Animals 2:30am ��Teleshopping

6:00am ��Total Wipeout 7:05am ��Bedknobs and Broomsticks 9:00am ��Olympics 2012 2:00pm ��Olympics 2012 7:00pm �� Olympics 2012 Britain’s men’s hockey team face Australia in the fourth of five preliminary group games, while the boxing competition has reached the quarter-final stage. 11:00pm �� Family Guy 11:20pm �� Family Guy 11:45pm �� American Dad! 12:05am �� American Dad! 12:30am ��Russell Howard’s Good News 1:00am ��Russell Howard’s Good News 1:30am ��Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents 2:30am �� White Van Man 3:00am �� White Van Man

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8:55am ��Baking Mad with Eric Lanlard 9:30am ��Sainsbury’s and Channel 4 Present... London 2012 9:35am �� River Cottage Bites 9:45am ��Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 12:25pm �� Time Team 2:30pm ��Four in a Bed 3:05pm ��Four in a Bed 3:35pm ��Four in a Bed 4:10pm ��Four in a Bed 4:40pm ��Four in a Bed 5:10pm �� Come Dine with Me 5:45pm �� Come Dine with Me 6:15pm �� Come Dine with Me 6:50pm �� Come Dine with Me 7:25pm �� Come Dine with Me 7:55pm ��River Cottage Every Day 9:00pm �� One Born Every Minute 10:00pm �� Father Ted 11:10pm �� Embarrassing Bodies 12:15am ��River Cottage Every Day

6:00am ��Drama Trails 6:10am �� Carry on Laughing 6:35am �� Murder, She Wrote 8:35am ��Heartbeat 9:35am ��Heartbeat 10:40am ��Rosemary and Thyme 11:45am ��Rosemary and Thyme 12:45pm ��Sherlock Holmes 3:00pm ��Dickinson’s Real Deal 4:05pm ��Dickinson’s Real Deal 5:10pm ��The Great St Trinian’s Train Robbery

6:00am ��Film File 6:10am ��Tommy Cooper 6:35am ��The Saint 7:35am �� Minder 8:35am �� The Big Match Revisited 9:35am ��The Cycle Show 10:00am �� World’s Wildest Police Videos 10:55am ��Motorway Patrol 11:25am ��The Saint 12:25pm ��Robbery under Arms 2:30pm ��The Gunfight at Dodge City 4:15pm ��Spartacus

7:05pm ��Arthur Romantic comedy about an alcoholic millionaire threatened with losing his inheritance if he does not marry the girl of his parents’ choosing. 9:00pm �� Psycho 11:15pm ��Trial and Retribution 1:25am ��Blue Murder 2:40am �� Carry on Laughing

8:00pm �� JP Morgan Premiership Rugby 7s Highlights 9:00pm ��The Enforcer 11:00pm ��Bride of Chucky 12:50am �� Vinnie Jones’ Toughest Cops 1:50am �� Minder 2:40am �� Film File 2:50am �� ITV4 Nightscreen

A U G U S T 6:00am �� The Audrey Hepburn Story Part 1 7:30am �� Small Time Crooks Ray Winkler is a meek, addle-brained exconvict who decides to rob a bank to support the spending habits of his ex-stripper, New Jersey wife, Frenchy. 9:00am ��Far From Heaven In 1950s Connecticut, a housewife faces a marital crisis and mounting racial tensions in the outside world. 11:00am �� The Last Samurai An American military advisor embraces the Samurai culture he was hired to destroy after he is captured in battle. 1:00pm......................The Rescuers down under On their last mission, the two top mouse agents from the international Rescue Aid Society (RAS) help an eight-year-old boy named CODY in his struggle to protect a magnificent eagle from a ruthless poacher. 2:30pm ��Treasure Planet Fifteen-year-old Jim Hawkins stumbles upon a map to the greatest pirate trove in the universe. The tale follows Jim’s fantastic journey across a parallel universe as cabin boy aboard a glittering space galleon. 4:00pm ��Legally Blonde Elle Woods (Reese Witherspoon) has it all. She’s the president of her sorority, a Hawaiian Tropic girl, Miss June in her campus calendar, and, above all, a natural blonde. She dates the cutest fraternity boy on campus and wants nothing more than to be Mrs. Warner Huntington III. 6:00pm............................... Legally Blonde 2 Sassy postgrad Elle Woods is all about animal rights. In fact, she puts her nuptial plans on hold to head to Washington D.C. to get an anti-animal testing bill passed. Her building’s doorman quickly shows her the ways and workings of our nation’s capital. 8:00pm �� Genghis Khan: Ends Of Earth & Sea A look at Genghis Khan’s life, from his birth to conquests in Asia. 10:00pm ��Gun Shy When the post-traumatic stress of a failed sting operation nearly causes a mental and physical breakdown, legendary undercover agent CHARLIE finds himself relying on an unstable therapy group, and attracted to the even more unstable nurse JUDY.

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M O N D AY 6:00am ��Olympic Breakfast All the latest from the London 2012 Olympics, with interviews and highlights of the sporting action, plus news and weather from the BBC’s Breakfast team. 9:00am �� Olympics 2012 Mishal Husain and Rishi Persad present as day ten of the Olympics gets under way, with attention once again focusing on the Olympic Stadium. British competitors include Tiffany Porter, who was placed fourth in the 2011 world championships, taking part in the heats of the 100m hurdles. 11:30am �� Olympics 2012 Hazel Irvine and Jonathan Edwards present more athletics, with British world silver medalist Hannah England in action in the 1500m heats at 11.45. 1:00pm �� BBC News at One 1:45pm �� Olympics 2012 Coverage from another big day for Britain’s sailors, with Paul Goodison competing in the laser medal race, hoping to retain the title he won in China in 2008.

4:00pm �� Olympics 2012 Jake Humphrey and Jamie Staff present cycling action from the Velodrome, as both Victoria Pendleton and Chris Hoy take to the track. 6:00pm �� BBC News at Six 6:30pm ��BBC London News 7:00pm ��Olympics 2012 Gary Lineker and John Inverdale present the evening’s athletics action, with British world champion Dai Greene hoping to win Olympic gold in the 400m hurdles. 10:00pm ��BBC News at Ten 10:30pm ��BBC London News 10:40pm �� Olympics Tonight With action continuing until midnight, Gabby Logan hosts a mix of sport and conversation with those making the headlines, and guests from the sporting world and beyond. 12:00am ��BBC News 12:10am ��Olympic Sportsday Dan Walker presents a round-up of the main action and stories on day ten of the Games. 12:55am ��Weatherview 1:00am ��BBC News

6:00am ��Children´s TV 6:20am ��Timmy Time 6:30am ��The Adventures of Abney and Teal 6:40am �� Octonauts 6:50am �� Rastamouse 7:05am �� Deadly 60 7:30am ��Horrible Histories 8:00am ��The Scooby-Doo Show 8:25am ��Tree Fu Tom 8:45am ��Justin’s House 9:15am ��Heir Hunters 10:00am ��Homes Under the Hammer 11:00am �� Cowboy Trap 11:45am ��Cash in the Attic 12:15pm ��Bargain Hunt 1:00pm �� Olympics 2012 1:45pm �� Escape to the Country 2:15pm �� Flog It! 3:00pm ��Ultimate Sports Day 3:30pm ��Copycats 4:00pm ��The Sarah Jane Adventures 4:30pm ��Project Parent 5:00pm �� Newsround 5:05pm ��Shaun the Sheep 5:15pm ��Antiques Road Trip 6:00pm ��Olympics 2012 7:00pm �� Coast 8:00pm ��EastEnders Phil and Ben are rocked by the news of Ian’s return and resort to drastic measures to maintain their secret. Alfie worries that the football team is falling apart, prompting Kat to take charge. 8:30pm ��Panorama 9:00pm ��Horizon 10:00pm ��Olympics 2012 10:40pm ��Newsnight 11:30pm �� The Dark: Nature’s Nighttime World 12:30am �� Coast 1:30am ��Alex Polizzi: The Fixer 2:30am �� Britain’s Heritage Heroes 3:00am �� Real Rescues

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6:00am ��Daybreak 8:30am ��Lorraine 9:25am ��The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30am ��This Morning 11:25am ��ITV News 11:30am ��This Morning 12:30pm �� 60 Minute Makeover 1:30pm ��ITV News and Weather 2:00pm ��Murder, She Wrote 3:00pm ��Dickinson’s Real Deal 4:00pm ��Midsomer Murders 5:00pm ��Dinner Date 6:00pm �� London Tonight 6:30pm �� ITV News and Weather 7:00pm �� Emmerdale Marlon struggles to hold it together at Paddy’s stag do. Kerry puts her foot in it by confronting Cain. Jai’s strange behaviour arouses Nikhil’s suspicions. 7:30pm ��Coronation Street Kirsty’s lies push Tyrone to breaking point. Steve and Lloyd team up to help Ryan. Emily and Norris lose patience with Tracy. 8:00pm �� Countrywise 8:30pm ��Coronation Street Tyrone is left devastated by Kirsty’s actions. Mary struggles to hide her disappointment when Hayley returns home. Could things be looking up for Steve? 9:00pm ��The Hit Factory: The Stock Aitken and Waterman Story Documentary telling the story of one of the most successful teams of songwriter/ producers in the history of pop music. 10:00pm ��ITV News at Ten & Weather 10:35pm �� Real Crime Documentary revealing the story behind the biggest rape enquiry London’s police force has ever dealt with - that of cab driver John Worboys. 11:35pm ��In Plain Sight Mary is assigned to help a parolee acclimatise to life outside of prison. Meanwhile, Marshall helps out when one of Mary’s witnesses no longer wants to work with her. 12:25am �� Jackpot247

6:25am �� Sainsbury’s London 2012 6:30am �� The Treacle People 6:40am �� The Hoobs 7:05am �� Freshly Squeezed 7:30am ��According to Jim 7:55am ��Will and Grace 8:30am ��Everybody Loves Raymond 9:00am ��Frasier 9:30am �� Come Dine with Me 10:00am �� Come Dine with Me 10:30am �� Come Dine with Me 11:00am �� Come Dine with Me 11:30am �� Come Dine with Me 12:00pm �� Channel 4 News 12:05pm �� A Place in the Sun 1:05pm �� Sainsbury’s London 2012 1:10pm ��Rescue Remedies 1:20pm ��How to Marry a Millionaire 3:10pm �� Countdown 4:00pm �� Deal or No Deal 5:00pm ��Four in a Bed 5:30pm �� Come Dine with Me 6:00pm ��The Simpsons Bart appears in court to pay for an embarrassing joy ride in the police chief’s patrol car. 6:30pm �� Hollyoaks Amy resolves to move on after her split with Ally, while Tilly and Jen have a hot date lined up, but a new arrival scuppers Jen’s plans. Dr Browning tries to ingratiate himself with the McQueens. 7:00pm �� Channel 4 News 7:55pm ��4thought.tv 8:00pm �� Dispatches 8:30pm ��Simply Italian 9:00pm �� Undercover Boss 10:00pm ��Thelma’s Gypsy Girls 11:05pm �� Coming Up 11:40pm �� Swimmer 12:00am ��Random Acts 12:05am ��Embarrassing Bodies 1:05am �� The Good Wife 2:30am �� The Big C

The Hit Factory: The Stock Aitken and Waterman Story

ITV 1 - 9:00 - 10:00 pm Celebrating their 25th anniversary the story of Britain’s most successful pop producers Stock Aitken and Waterman is told through their greatest hits. From Kylie Minogue’s ‘I Should Be So Lucky’ to Rick Astley’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ the Hit Factory of the late 1980s

scored over a hundred top 40 hits and achieved unparalleled chart success for artists as diverse as Donna Summer, Dead Or Alive, Sinitta and Cliff Richard. Featuring contributions from Pete Waterman, Simon Cowell, Sinitta, Jason Donovan, Pete Burns, Sonia, Lamont Dozier, Kim Appleby, Steps and many more.

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Beauty Salon

Very well known beauty salon, established over 15 years with many regular clients. Situated at prominent position on the first floor of busy shopping centre. Fully licensed Costa del Silencio 22,000 Euros

Philips 32 inch LCD TV

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3 plus 2 seater sofa

Fr idge

Washing Machine

M & S Tankini Top

3 plus 2 seater sofa,red and black and grey,washable covers Very comfortable,good condition tel ....

under unit fridge,good working order. tel ...

whirlpool top loader,5kg AA,good condition,brilliant for quilts....

Black & White Brand New Marks & Spencer Tankini Top Price tag still attached, originally £19.50 selling for €10.00 Sizes available 34DD, ...

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65.00 €

3 seater bed settee 50 eur

50.00 €

90.00 €

10.00 €

Peugeot 106 Spor t

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Alactel 813F mobile phone

Philips 32 inch LCD TV silver with remote control (No DTV or HD) nice clear picture100 euros...

3 seater bed settee 50 euros...

Peugeot 106 Sport 1999. 1.4cc. No Scratches No dents 100% perfect body and paintwork. 4 new tyres and 12 months ITV. Last Owner of 7 years a...

Become the Tenerife Distributor for SafeTbox and get this unique safety product out to Tenerife beaches, pool complexes and golf courses in ...

Brand new boxed with charger and earphones, With Orange but easily liberated...

Callao Salvaje

Adeje Casco

100.00 €

50.00 €

1600.00 €

2500.00 €

60.00 €

Spit r oasted Chicken Machi

Atlantis Spor ts Bar and Bi

Chicco Baby Walker

Hot Diamond Wr ist Watch

Solid wood wall shelving 2

In immaculate condition a spit roast chichen machine that can hold upto 40 chickens. Sale includes gas bottle, all swords and attachments. C...

Due to personel reasons the lease on this large well established bar is now for sale at a reduced price. Atlantis is the only English bar in...

Chicco Blue, Car Themed Baby Walker. Baby walker has three adjustable heights to suit your baby as they grow. Activity centre on the top, re...

Brand New. Never Been Worn. Silver Hot Diamond Wrist Watch has easy self adjustable links to suit your wrist size. The watch has 5 delicate ...

solid wood units in perfect condition unit for bathroom or anywhere, double unit as seen but has 3 drawers,25€ and a single unit same with...

Adeje Casco

P. Las Amér icas

Adeje Casco

1.00 €

35.00 €

40.00 €

60.00 €

40.00 €

oil paintings

bar stools

solid wood glass fr onted c

lar ge table with 6 chair s

coffee table

4 oil paintings in beautiful frames ...

5 rattan bar stools with cushions 25€ each plus 8 same but without cushions at 15€ each 115cm high total up to 74cm ...

cabinet with glass doors both sides and a glass shelf, excellent cond...

large 6 seater table with wrought iron body and ceramic top and 6 chairs in iron...

wrought iron coffee table 20€ and smaller table 15€...

Adeje Casco

20.00 €

25.00 €

100.00 €

20.00 €

tv stand

lar ge tv

Wadr obe/units

Peugot 206

FAX machine

wrought iron unit with 3 gass shelves...

large tv with remote just been serviced 28"...

White high gloss double wardrobe 100cm wide x 230 high with 2 matching 100cm wide x 70cm high base units with end shelving and black worktop...

For sale Peugot 206,1400cc Petrol car,registered May 2000, kms, ITV july 2013 this has been a great reliable car. The prices includes the tr...

FAX machine:- BT model DF60, compatible with Tenerife phone system, good condition, caller display, hands free, memory etc...

Adeje Casco

Los Cr istianos

Chayofa

Adeje Casco

10.00 €

50.00 €

300.00 €

1795.00 €

20.00 €

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Coffee Table

Cer amic fish decor ation

2 folding fishing/camping

FM Spa Collection

coffee or tv table

Glass topped coffe table on wheels, beech veneer, good condition, dismantlable for transportation....

Ceramic wall decoration in the shape of a fish, made in Spain, approx 20cm long by 15 cm high....

2 folding fishing/camping armchairs, with footrests if wanted. price is for each chair. good condition....

Relax your body and soul with our with our wonderfull Spa Senses Collection. The collection includes shower gel, bath salts, body scrubs and...

like new unmarked glass fixed top square coffee or tv table, 2 wooden shelves underneath also on castors which can be secured telephone eng...

Adeje Casco

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Adeje Casco

20.00 €

5.00 €

10.00 €

39.00 €

35.00 €

Bir d cages

Round bir dcage for sale

Bir d cage for sale

Car mats

Bird cages for sale in good condition. 55cm long x 29cm wide x 40cm high. Divide into two sections. Three available. Ring 922. or 666. ...

Round birdcage in vgc for sale. Cage 55cm high on stand. Phone 922. or 666....

Bird cage for sale in good condition. 45cm high x 33cm wide x 26cm deep. Ring 922. or 666....

Set of front and rear mats for Ford Mondeo Estate. Roque del Conde, call me on or for more details....

Sturdy steel tubular frame steel mesh dog guard. Mondeo estate but could modified for others. Roque Conde, call for further ...

Los Gigantes

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20.00 €

15.00 €

Dog guar d for estate car

10.00 €

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15.00 €

IKEA shelving unit

Fr idge - Fr igor ifico

FM Pher omone Collection

Fender DG-14S/12 Acoustic

Ger onimo Stilton har d back

IKEA shelving unit, 1.5m high x1.5m long x 39cm deep,beech veneer, Roque del Conde, call for further details on or ....

Fridge Liebherr, High 85cm x Large 56cm x depth 61cm. Class A, with little deepfreeze **** inside very well seperate from the fridge. Workin...

"Something for the weekend Lad & Lasses?" Try FMs Pheromone Collection - our secret weapon. These volatile scentless substances make you mor...

Fender DG-14S/12 Acoustic 12 string guitar with "Gator" hard flight case. Excellent full bodied sound a condition. Contact Paul, ....

brand new kids books, and 2 more worn in this very popular collection, in spanish for kids 8 to 12 and the hobbit hard back in spanish 7€...

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San Eugenio

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Ar ona

Adeje Casco

25.00 €

120.00 €

Beer Tap - Par isienne

wor k fr om home

Original Parisienne beer tap with 4 faucets....

work from anywhere you wish. 100% commisions blog daily promote your existing business or build your own work with one of the internets fast...

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Los Cr istianos

50.00 €

blackber r y tour ch (white)

25.00 €

Baby pr am for sale

Blackberry tourch contact no ...

Used Minimondo baby pram for sale, 3 pieces all in good condition....

Adeje Casco

100.00 €

60.00 €

16.90 €

270.00 €

30.00 €

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Ber g Mountainbike

Used 100W monitor...

Adeje Casco

60.00 €

U-Flycam

Ber g Mountainbike

Amati Alt Saxophone

U-Flycam stabilizer for DSLR cameras or videocams. http://ww w.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYuCB Ar1dgk...

Almost new, only the bearing wobble in the middle, need to change. ...

Old Amati Kraslice Silver Alt Saxophone, made in Czeslovakia! Good for learning. plus Sax Stand. No case. ...

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Solton 100W monitor

Almost new, only the center bearing wobble little, need to change....

Solton

2way

100.00 €

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200.00 €

Hama DSLR case

Chevy Tahoe 4x4 SUV for sa

VW Golf Conver tible

Under water camer as for sal

Audi A6 2.4

Brand new Hama case for DSLR cameras. Ideal protecting....

For sale is our great SUV which brought most of our stuff here. It is a 2002 Chevrolet Tahoe 5.3, 300 HP. Because of it's size it is probabl...

An immaculate VW Golf convertible with every available option. The unmarked electric roof is fast and smooth with a heated glass rear scree...

Drives and runs perfect, recently serviced and ITV. Must see to appreciate offers accepted...

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For sale: two Olympus µ 600 digital compact cameras. Complete with PT-029 underwater housing to take pictures whilst snorkelling or scuba di...

Zeiss Icon autofocus slide

for sale

Zeiss Icon autofocus slide projector with remote control and slide holders....

1998 Alfa Romeo for sale with itv until december 2012 Car has 194,000 km on the clock but starts and runs well Champagne gold paintwork in f...

Playa San J uan

Gar achico

6.00 €

9800.00 €

5000.00 €

Beautiful antique Italian

Samsonite tr avel dr ess car

Beautiful antique (early 19th century) Italian carved wooden frame for a picture, large mirror or even a door or alcove measurements: top 13...

Samsonite almost new navy blue dress/suite carrier....

Sperry Remington travel complete with carry case....

Playa San J uan

1200.00 €

25.00 €

TECHNICS 1210S

star war s toy ship with ch

2 TECHNICS 1210S FOR SALE 250E FOR BOTH ,, THEY BOTH NEED THE NEEDLES TWO ...

star wars ship with 5 figures brand new...

Adeje Casco

250.00 €

Bar gain!

15.00 €

Umbr ella Base

This beautiful SAMSUNG 42 inch TV is less than a year old. HD. 3xHDMI. USB etc. Fully equipped. Still have original box. ...

Umbrella garden....

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San Miguel de

200.00 €

base

for

outside

20.00 €

Sper r y Remington por table

19.00 €

telescope

19.00 €

Guía de Isor a

3750.00 €

600.00 €

Television

Ikea standar d Lamp

telescope with various lens ...

24inch Phillips LCD Television Prefect working order Model 23PF9945/.00ono call ...

IKea standard Lamp as new Just €15.00 Call on ...

Adeje Casco

40.00 €

150.00 €

15.00 €

Mountain Bike

Umbr ella Base Aluminium

GT Avalanche 1.0 Mountain bike in good condition.Size Medium Reason for sale never used...

MB Knona Mountain bike in good condition.Size Medium Reason for sale never used...

Aluminium Base for umbrella ...

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325.00 €

225.00 €

20.00 €

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J ob lot of car boot items

Car Seat

Vaticano

Mobile lar ge Clothes/Gear

Tecnics Ster eo system

Job lot of car boot items, bedding, towels food blender, crockery, cuttlery, baby clothes, booster seats, toaster, kettle, slow cooker, iro...

Mothercare car seat, very good condition...

Vendo 1 Baiocco, moneda cobre de Vaticano 1849, Papa Pius IX, muy raro! (sms/mc)...

Large custom made gear/clothes rail. Made for hanging and drying dive equipment. Very robust and sturdy. Only 6 months use. Contact ...

75w Tecnics Stereo system. Exellent condition, can be seen working. Contact ....

Costa del Silencio

Las Chafir as

60.00 €

800.00 €

18.00 €

100.00 €

80.00 €

Peavey Bass Combo

Yamaha Silent Guitar

Br ead Maker

Ir on Black Lady

Table and 4 Chair s

Peavey Bass Combo, 15" Speaker with 2x8 extention Cab. Sounds great, can be seen and tested. Contact ...

Nylon strung Yamaha Silent Guitar. Exellent condition, cost € 700.00 new. Very little use hence sale. A quality Guitar, great for live wor...

Morphy Richards bread maker in very good conditon, with instructions recipe book, ...

Would anyone be interested in owning a black lady made of iron She weighs a lot and pours water out of one of her little bottles She is not ...

Brand new solid wood extendable table and 4 matching chairs finished in a dark suede material 1.50 cm in diameter For sale in a very good co...

Las Chafir as

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Adeje Casco

100.00 €

400.00 €

20.00 €

195.00 €

395.00 €

Sofa Bed

Bedside table lamps

Nest of Tables

Computer Desk

Office Chair

Beautifully designed sofa bed, when new over bought for 950.00 euros Opens up to a single bed which has never been used Size 1.60cm long ...

2 matching bedside lamps Made from solid wood Perfect condition 30.00 euros for the pair ...

Nest of three teak tables Good condition 30.00 euros ...

Well looked after computer desk with lots of work & storage space Size 1.50cm long x 70cm deep Easy to take apart Price 70.00 euros ...

Swivel chair on wheels which also goes up and down Good condition Price 20.00 euros ...

Adeje Casco

195.00 €

30.00 €

Bamboo table and chair s

Double bed

3 piece bamboo set almost new in perfect condition Stylish and very strong Ideal any where Price 70.00 euros ...

Very strong 1.80cm double bed, 2 x 90cm mattress both sides has storage space and both the head and foot raise by remote control. For sale i...

Adeje Casco

70.00 €

250.00 €

Computer Desk

Double Bed

Small and compact computer desk and swivel chair on wheels With pull out tray for the key board Never been used Price 50.00 euros ...

Double bed and mattress both in good condition no stains or marks Two large store draws below Size 1,30cm wide x 1.90 cm long Price 95.00 eu...

Adeje Casco

50.00 €

95.00 €

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Monday

Alcalá

09:00 - 16:00

Monday

Torviscas

19:00 - 22:00

Tuesday

Los Abrigos

17:00 - 21:00

Wednesday Playa San Juan 09:00 - 14:00 Thursday

Fañabé

09:00 - 14:00

Friday

Golf del Sur

09:00 - 14:00

Friday

San Isidro

17:00 - 21:00

Saturday

Fañabé

09:00 - 14:00

Saturday

El Médano

09:00 - 14:00

Sunday

Los Cristianos

09:00 - 14:00

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6 6:00am ��Children´s TV 9:15am �� The Wright Stuff 11:10am �� Chopped 12:10pm ��5 News Lunchtime 12:15pm ��Big Brother 1:15pm �� Extraordinary Dogs 1:45pm ��Neighbours 2:15pm ��The Mentalist 3:10pm �� Accidental Friendship 5:00pm ��5 News at 5 5:30pm ��Neighbours 6:00pm �� Monkey Life 6:30pm �� 5 News 7:00pm �� Cricket on 5 8:00pm �� Police Interceptors 9:00pm �� Big Brother 10:00pm �� The Walking Dead 10:55pm ��Red Sonja 12:45am �� Comedy Kings 1:10am ��Super Casino

7:20am ��The Jeremy Kyle Show US 8:10am ��Judge Judy 8:40am ��The Only Way is Essex 9:25am �� The Real Housewives of Orange County 10:15am �� The Real Housewives of New York City 11:10am ��Judge Judy 12:00pm ��Emmerdale 12:30pm ��Coronation Street 1:30pm ��The Jeremy Kyle Show 3:40pm �� The Real Housewives of Orange County 4:40pm �� The Real Housewives of New York City 5:35pm ��The Jeremy Kyle Show US 6:30pm ��Beat TV 7:00pm ��The Xtra Factor 8:00pm �� The Cube 9:00pm �� Hell’s Kitchen USA 10:00pm ��Lemon La Vida Loca 10:45pm �� Analyze This 12:50am ��Planet’s Funniest Animals

6:30am ��The Real Hustle 7:00am ��Pop’s Greatest Dance Crazes 8:00am ��Total Wipeout 9:00am ��Olympics 2012 2:00pm ��Olympics 2012 7:00pm �� Olympics 2012 The second of the women’s football semifinals is played at Old Trafford, there’s news of Team GB’s final women’s hockey preliminary group match against Olympic champions the Netherlands. 11:00pm �� EastEnders 11:30pm �� Pramface 12:00am �� Pramface 12:30am �� Family Guy 12:50am �� Family Guy 1:15am �� American Dad! 1:35am �� American Dad! 2:00am ��Lee Nelson’s Well Good Show 2:30am ��Lee Nelson’s Well Good Show 5:30am �� Total Wipeout

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8:55am ��Location, Location, Location 10:00am ��Four in a Bed 10:35am ��A Place in the Sun 11:10am ��Escape to Athena 1:25pm �� Time Team 2:30pm ��Time Team Special 3:35pm ��Four Rooms 4:40pm ��A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 5:45pm ��A Place in the Sun: Home or Away

6:50pm �� Come Dine with Me 7:55pm ��Grand Designs 9:00pm �� Jimmy’s Forest 10:00pm �� My Kidney and Me 10:35pm �� Embarrassing Bodies 11:40pm ��Big Fat Gypsy Weddings 12:40am �� Come Dine with Me 1:45am �� Embarrassing Bodies 2:50am ��Big Fat Gypsy Weddings

6:10am �� Carry on Laughing 6:40am ��Heartbeat 7:40am ��Upstairs, Downstairs 8:45am ��Rising Damp 9:15am �� Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman 10:15am ��Monk 11:10am �� Murder, She Wrote 1:10pm ��Heartbeat 2:15pm ��The Darling Buds of May 3:20pm ��Monk 4:20pm ��Daily Cooks Challenge 5:20pm ��On the Buses 5:55pm ��Heartbeat

6:00am ��Police, Camera, Action! 6:25am ��The Professionals 7:15am �� Batman 8:05am �� World’s Wildest Police Videos 9:00am ��The Fall Guy 10:00am �� Quantum Leap 11:00am ��The Professionals 12:00pm �� World’s Wildest Police Videos 12:55pm ��The Saint 1:55pm �� Quantum Leap 2:55pm ��The Fall Guy 3:55pm �� Batman 4:55pm ��The Professionals

6:55pm �� Murder, She Wrote 8:00pm �� Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9:00pm ��Taggart 10:00pm ��Taggart 11:05pm ��Murder in Suburbia 12:05am ��Life 1:00am �� Terry and June

6:00pm �� JP Morgan Premiership Rugby 7s Highlights 7:00pm �� Capital Crackers 8:00pm �� The Cycle Show 8:30pm ��Police, Camera, Action! 10:00pm ��Enter the Dragon 12:10am �� Minder 1:10am �� The Professionals

A U G U S T 6:00am �� The Audrey Hepburn Story Part 2 7:30am ��Blonde A fictional biography of Marilyn Monroe mixed with series of real events in her life: childhood years, first marriage to James Dougherty, meeting with the photographer Otto Ose, and her career with XX Century Fox. 11:00am ��Genghis Khan: Ends Of Earth & Sea A look at Genghis Khan’s life, from his birth to conquests in Asia. 1:00pm �� The Jungle Book 2 Mowgli, missing the jungle and his old friends, runs away from the man village unaware of the danger he’s in by going back to the wild. 2:30pm ��The Fox And The Hound The fun and adventure begins when a lonely widow adopts an orphaned fox cub named TOD. The mischievous fox soon meets up with COPPER, an adorable hound puppy. 4:00pm �� The Whole Nine Yards Nick is a struggling dentist in Canada. A new neighbor moves in, and he discovers that it is Jimmy “The Tulip” Teduski. His wife convinces him to go to Chicago and inform the mob boss who wants Jimmy dead. 6:00pm ��What’s Love Got to Do with It The life story of rock ‘n’ roll legend Tina Turner, from her teenage years as Anna Mae Bullock to middle-aged superstardom. 8:00pm �� A Bronx Tale This mob tale directed by Robert DeNiro is set in the Bronx during the tumultuous 1960s. An adolescent boy is torn between his honest, working-class father and a violent yet charismatic crime boss. 10:00pm �� Shadow Conspiracy Bobby Bishop is a special assistant to the President of the United States. Accidentally, he meets his friend professor Pochenko on the street. Pochenko has time to tell Bishop about some conspiracy in the White House but then immediately gets killed by an assassin. 11:30pm �� Get Carter When his brother dies under mysterious circumstances in a car accident, London gangster Jack Carter travels to Newcastle to investigate.

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T U E S D AY 6:00am ��Olympic Breakfast 9:00am �� Olympics 2012 More athletics from the Olympic Stadium, with a first look at Britain’s Phillips Idowu as he attempts to qualify for the men’s triple jump final. Plus Andy Turner, who won bronze at the World Championships in 2011, appears in the first round of the men’s 110m hurdles. 11:15am �� Olympics 2012 Hazel Irvine and Sonali Shah present coverage of an eagerly-awaited event: the men’s triathlon. Team GB have the world’s top two triathletes, brothers Alastair and Jonathan Brownlee. 1:30pm �� BBC News at One 2:00pm ��BBC London News 2:15pm �� Olympics 2012 Hazel Irvine and Matt Baker present coverage from the final day of artistic gymnastics, featuring the remaining apparatus finals. 4:00pm �� Olympics 2012 The last three medals are decided in the Velodrome, with Team GB and its stars Chris Hoy and Victoria Pendleton looking to end their Games in style. 6:00pm �� BBC News at Six 6:30pm ��BBC London News 7:00pm ��Olympics 2012 Gary Lineker and John Inverdale present Olympic coverage as British interest centres on sprint hurdler Tiffany Porter, while the eyes of the world are on the blue riband men’s 1500m final. 10:00pm ��BBC News at Ten 10:30pm ��BBC London News 10:40pm �� Olympics Tonight Gabby Logan presents a chance to enjoy the remaining sport taking place around the capital, along with reflections on the big stories of the day in the company of sporting guests and headline makers. 12:00am ��BBC News 12:10am ��Olympic Sportsday Dan Walker presents a round-up of the key action and stories at the conclusion of the competition on day 11. 12:55am ��Weatherview 1:00am ��BBC News

6:00am ��Postman Pat 6:15am ��Chuggington 6:20am ��Timmy Time 6:30am ��The Adventures of Abney and Teal 6:40am �� Octonauts 6:50am �� Rastamouse 7:05am �� Deadly 60 7:30am ��Horrible Histories 8:00am ��The Scooby-Doo Show 8:25am ��Tree Fu Tom 8:45am ��Justin’s House 9:15am ��Heir Hunters 10:00am ��Homes Under the Hammer 11:00am �� Cowboy Trap 11:45am ��Cash in the Attic 12:45pm ��Bargain Hunt 1:30pm �� Olympics 2012 2:15pm �� Flog It! 3:00pm ��Ultimate Sports Day 3:30pm ��Copycats 4:00pm ��The Sarah Jane Adventures 4:30pm ��Livingstone: Serious Explorers 5:00pm �� Newsround 5:05pm ��Shaun the Sheep 5:15pm ��Antiques Road Trip 6:00pm ��Olympics 2012 7:00pm �� Helicopter Rescue 7:30pm ��EastEnders After Shirley makes an apparent breakthrough with Ian, Ben panics and decides on his own course of action. Janine and Michael bring Scarlett home for the first time. 8:00pm ��Holby City 9:00pm ��The Midwives: Delivering Under Pressure 10:00pm ��Olympics 2012 10:40pm ��Newsnight 11:30pm ��The Super League Show 12:15am �� Indian Ocean with Simon Reeve 1:15am ��Alex Polizzi: The Fixer 2:15am �� Britain’s Heritage Heroes 2:45am �� Real Rescues

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6:00am ��Daybreak 8:30am ��Lorraine 9:25am ��The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30am ��This Morning 11:25am ��ITV News 11:30am ��This Morning 12:30pm �� 60 Minute Makeover 1:30pm ��ITV News and Weather 2:00pm ��Murder, She Wrote 3:00pm ��Dickinson’s Real Deal 4:00pm ��Midsomer Murders The disappearance of a villager brings DCI Tom Barnaby face to face with old adversary Melvyn Stockard, now reinvented as the local squire. 5:00pm ��Dinner Date Daters try to find romance as they enjoy meals, cooked for them by blind dates. Emma from London must choose three men to meet based on three-course menus put together by the men. 6:00pm �� London Tonight 6:30pm �� ITV News and Weather 7:00pm �� Emmerdale Jai shocks Rachel with an offer. A fired-up Marlon steps down as Paddy’s best man. Charity enjoys bluffing Carl and Jimmy. 7:30pm ��Trash to Treasure At Ribble Reclamation, new boss Paul is trying to convince Dale that merging his demolition business with Dale’s yard is the way to make a small fortune - and gives Dale a tour of a disused school which he is about to tear down. 8:00pm ��Lewis When a local businesswoman is brutally bludgeoned to death, it appears to be a blackmail plot gone wrong. But as the bodies begin to pile up, Lewis and Hathaway realise that there is a decades-old secret at the heart of the case. 10:00pm ��ITV News at Ten and Weather 10:35pm ��The Island Futuristic thriller about a seemingly utopian containment facility in the mid-21st century. The residents hope to be chosen to go to the Island - the last uncontaminated place on Earth.

6:05am �� Sainsbury’s London 2012 6:10am �� The Hoobs 6:35am �� The Hoobs 7:00am �� Freshly Squeezed 7:30am ��According to Jim 7:55am ��Will and Grace 8:25am ��Everybody Loves Raymond 8:55am ��Frasier 9:25am �� Come Dine with Me 9:55am �� Come Dine with Me 10:25am �� Come Dine with Me 10:55am �� Come Dine with Me 11:30am �� Come Dine with Me 12:00pm �� Channel 4 News 12:05pm �� Sainsbury’s London 2012 12:10pm �� A Place in the Sun 1:05pm �� Jungle Book 3:10pm �� Countdown 4:00pm �� Deal or No Deal 5:00pm ��Four in a Bed 5:30pm �� Come Dine with Me 6:00pm ��The Simpsons 6:30pm �� Hollyoaks 7:00pm �� Channel 4 News 7:55pm ��4thought.tv 8:00pm �� Supersize v Superskinny In the Feeding Clinic this time is Hugh McIntosh and Lynsey Bate. Hugh lost his mum and stepson in the same year and since then has comfort-eaten his way to nearly 23 stone. 9:00pm ��The Girl Who Became Three Boys 10:00pm �� Lost Children 11:05pm ��Random Acts 11:10pm ��Best of British 12:15am ��Best of British 1:15am ��Pokerstars.Co.UK Caribbean Adventure 2:10am �� KOTV Boxing Weekly 2:35am ��Sailing 3:00am �� FIVB World Beach Volleyball Tour 5:40am ��Paralympics Extra

The Girl Who Became Three Boys Channel 4 - 9:00 - 10:00 pm Twenty-one-year-old Gemma Barker, from Staines, is currently serving 30 months in prison for fraud and sexual assault. Over the course of several months Gemma invented and impersonated three different boys, ‘Aaron’, ‘Luke’ and ‘Connor’ and under these three separate guises went on to seduce two teenage girls. With exclusive access, this film tells the extraordinary and chilling story through the personal accounts of Gemma’s victims. Aaron, Luke and Connor each had their own Facebook page, email address and mobile phone number, and through

emotional manipulation, both as their friend Gemma and as the three ‘boys’, the highly intelligent, but dangerously good actress Gemma was able to create a complex set of identities and relationships in order to get close to 18-year-olds Jessica Sayers and ‘Alice’, who speak frankly about their experiences. The Girl Who Became Three Boys also explores Gemma Barker’s possible motivations for her bizarre, criminal behaviour. This is a story of deception, abuse and the damaging consequences of misusing modern social networking on the lives of two innocent teenage girls.

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7 6:00am ��Children´s TV 9:15am �� The Wright Stuff 11:10am �� Chopped 12:10pm ��5 News Lunchtime 12:15pm ��Big Brother 1:15pm �� Extraordinary Dogs 1:45pm ��Neighbours 2:15pm ��CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 3:05pm ��Impact 5:00pm ��5 News at 5 5:30pm ��Neighbours 6:00pm �� Monkey Life 6:30pm �� 5 News 7:00pm ��Ice Road Truckers: Deadliest Roads 8:00pm �� World’s Tallest Towers 9:00pm �� CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 10:00pm �� Big Brother 11:00pm �� Big Brother’s Bit on the Side 12:00am ��Banged Up Abroad 1:00am ��Super Casino

6:25am ��Coronation Street 7:20am ��The Jeremy Kyle Show US 8:10am ��Judge Judy 8:40am ��The Only Way is Essex 9:25am �� The Real Housewives of Orange County 10:15am �� The Real Housewives of New York City 11:10am ��Judge Judy 12:00pm ��Emmerdale 12:30pm ��Coronation Street 1:30pm ��The Jeremy Kyle Show 3:40pm �� The Real Housewives of Orange County 4:40pm �� The Real Housewives of New York City 5:35pm ��The Jeremy Kyle Show US 6:30pm ��Beat TV 7:00pm ��America’s Got Talent 9:00pm �� Hell’s Kitchen USA 10:00pm �� Batman Forever 12:30am �� The Big Sports Quiz: Boys v Girls

6:30am ��The Real Hustle 7:00am ��Pop’s Greatest Dance Crazes 8:00am ��Total Wipeout 9:00am ��Olympics 2012 2:00pm ��Olympics 2012 7:00pm �� Olympics 2012 Old Trafford stages the second men’s football semi-final. The winning team is guaranteed a gold or silver medal after Saturday’s final, while the losers will battle for a bronze medal in Friday night’s play-off match. 11:00pm �� EastEnders 11:30pm �� Pramface 12:00am �� Pramface 12:30am �� Family Guy 1:15am �� American Dad! 1:35am �� American Dad! 2:00am ��Wilfred 2:20am ��Wilfred 2:45am ��Wilfred

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8:55am ��Location, Location, Location 10:00am �� Four in a Bed 10:30am �� Sainsbury’s and Channel 4 Present... London 2012 10:35am ��River Cottage Bites 10:40am ��Relocation, Relocation 11:50am ��Gun Fury 1:25pm ��Time Team 2:30pm ��Time Team Special 3:35pm ��Four Rooms 4:40pm ��A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 5:45pm ��A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 6:50pm ��Come Dine with Me 7:55pm �� Grand Designs 9:00pm ��Come Dine with Me 10:00pm ��Coppers 11:10pm �� My Transsexual Summer 12:10am ��Come Dine with Me 1:15am ��Coppers

6:00am ��On the Buses 6:30am ��Heartbeat 7:25am ��Upstairs, Downstairs 8:35am ��Rising Damp 9:05am �� Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman 10:05am ��Monk 11:00am �� Murder, She Wrote 1:00pm ��Heartbeat 2:05pm ��The Darling Buds of May 3:10pm ��Monk 4:05pm ��Daily Cooks Challenge 5:10pm ��On the Buses 5:45pm ��Heartbeat

6:00am ��Tommy Cooper 6:25am ��The Professionals 7:15am �� Batman 8:05am ��The Saint 9:05am ��The Fall Guy 10:05am �� World’s Wildest Police Videos 11:00am ��The Professionals 12:00pm ��The Saint 1:00pm �� The Sweeney 2:00pm �� World’s Wildest Police Videos 2:55pm ��The Fall Guy 3:55pm �� Batman 5:00pm ��Motorsport UK

6:50pm �� Murder, She Wrote 7:50pm �� An Audience with Victoria Wood 9:00pm ��Memphis Belle 11:05pm �� Canterbury Tales 12:15am �� Murder, She Wrote 1:10am �� Terry and June

6:00pm �� Quantum Leap 7:00pm �� Minder 8:00pm �� Grimefighters 9:00pm �� Lethal Weapon 2 11:20pm ��Escape From L.A. 1:25am �� The Sweeney 2:25am ��Tommy Cooper

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A U G U S T 6:00am ��The River King 7:30am �� The Whole Nine Yards Nick is a struggling dentist in Canada. A new neighbor moves in, and he discovers that it is Jimmy “The Tulip” Teduski. His wife convinces him to go to Chicago and inform the mob boss who wants Jimmy dead. 9:00am �� What’s Love Got to Do with It The life story of rock ‘n’ roll legend Tina Turner, from her teenage years as Anna Mae Bullock to middle-aged superstardom. 11:00am �� A Bronx Tale This mob tale directed by Robert DeNiro is set in the Bronx during the tumultuous 1960s. An adolescent boy is torn between his honest, working-class father and a violent yet charismatic crime boss. 1:00pm ��Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch has a glitch Taking place between the original “Lilo and Stitch” and “Stitch: The Movie”, “Lilo and Stitch 2” finds the rowdy extraterrestrial getting used to life with his new ohana. 2:30pm ��Winnie The Pooh: Springtime With Roo It’s the most beautiful spring day ever! Bees are buzzing, flowers are blooming and ROO, POOH and TIGGER are ready to laugh and play. But RABBIT expects them all to stay inside until every last bit of spring-cleaning is finished! 6:00pm ��Finding Neverland The story of J.M. Barrie’s friendship with a family who inspired him to create Peter Pan. 8:00pm ��The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada A man is shot and quickly buried in the high desert of west Texas. The body is found and reburied in Van Horn’s town cemetery. Pete Perkins, a local ranch foreman, kidnaps a Border Patrolman and forces him to disinter the body. 10:00pm ��Zatoichi The blind masseur/swordsman comes to a town in control of warring gangs, and while bunking with a farming family, he meets two women with their own agenda. 11:30pm �� Hard Rain Set during a massive flood started by a dam accident in a small town, Tom (Christian Slater) is an armored truck guard who gets robbed by Jim (‘Morgan Freeman’ ).

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W E D N E S D AY 6:00am ��Olympic Breakfast All the latest from the London 2012 Olympics, with interviews and highlights of the sporting action, plus news and weather from the BBC’s Breakfast team. 9:00am �� Olympics 2012 Mishal Husain, Rishi Persad and Jonathan Edwards present coverage from day 12 of the Games. Their first stop is Eton Dorney, where Tim Brabants is hoping to win Olympic gold again in the men’s kayak single 1,000m final. 11:30am �� Olympics 2012 Matt Baker, Jonathan Edwards and Clare Balding present more athletics action, including the heats of the women’s 800m featuring Britain’s Jenny Meadows. 1:00pm �� BBC News at One 1:30pm ��BBC London News 1:45pm �� Olympics 2012 A double bill of boxing and show jumping sees the conclusion of the individual competition at Greenwich Park and the semi-finals of the three women’s boxing weights. 4:00pm �� Olympics 2012 A first chance to enjoy BMX cycling at the Games. The spotlight will be on Shanaze Reade in the seeding runs. 6:00pm �� BBC News at Six 6:30pm ��BBC London News 7:00pm ��Olympics 2012 Gary Lineker and John Inverdale present another night of top-class athletics, with four finals including the men’s 110m hurdles and the women’s 400m hurdles. 10:00pm ��BBC News at Ten 10:30pm ��BBC London News 10:40pm �� Olympics Tonight Gabby Logan and guests reflect on those countries and athletes that have made an impact on day 12 of the Olympics, as the team competitions in particular arrive at the crucial medal stages. 12:00am ��BBC News 12:10am ��Olympic Sportsday Dan Walker presents key highlights of the action and stories from across the Games. 12:55am ��Weatherview 1:00am ��BBC News

6:00am ��Children´s TV 6:20am ��Timmy Time 6:30am ��The Adventures of Abney and Teal 6:40am �� Octonauts 6:50am �� Rastamouse 7:05am �� Deadly 60 7:30am ��Horrible Histories 8:00am ��The Scooby-Doo Show 8:25am ��Tree Fu Tom 8:45am ��Justin’s House 9:15am ��Heir Hunters 10:00am ��Homes Under the Hammer 11:00am �� Cowboy Trap 11:45am ��Cash in the Attic 12:15pm ��Bargain Hunt 1:00pm �� Olympics 2012 1:45pm �� Escape to the Country 2:15pm �� Flog It! 3:00pm ��Ultimate Sports Day 3:30pm ��Copycats 4:00pm ��The Sarah Jane Adventures 4:30pm ��Jedward’s Big Adventure 5:00pm �� Newsround 5:05pm ��Shaun the Sheep 5:15pm ��Antiques Road Trip 6:00pm ��Olympics 2012 7:00pm �� Coast 8:00pm ��Restoration Home Caroline Quentin presents a series following the renovation of historic houses. The 16th century Old Manor in Norfolk is a hotchpotch of architectural styles. 9:00pm ��Vexed 10:00pm ��Olympics 2012 10:40pm ��Newsnight 11:30pm ��The National Lottery Wednesday Night Draws 11:35pm ��The Midwives: Delivering Under Pressure 12:35am ��DIY SOS The Big Build 1:35am ��Hairy Bikers’ Best of British 2:20am ��Food Factory 2:50am �� Real Rescues

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6:00am ��Daybreak 8:30am ��Lorraine 9:25am ��The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30am ��This Morning 11:25am ��ITV News 11:30am ��This Morning 12:30pm �� 60 Minute Makeover 1:30pm ��ITV News and Weather 2:00pm ��Murder, She Wrote 3:00pm ��Dickinson’s Real Deal 4:00pm ��Midsomer Murders The disappearance of a villager brings DCI Tom Barnaby face to face with old adversary Melvyn Stockard, now reinvented as the local squire. 5:00pm ��Dinner Date Don from Stockport must choose three women to meet based on three-course menus put together by the ladies. 6:00pm �� London Tonight 6:30pm �� ITV News and Weather 7:00pm �� Emmerdale Charity plays dirty, backing Carl into a corner. Rachel agrees to the flat in Leeds. Marlon seeks legal help to fight for Leo. 7:30pm �� The Lakes In this episode, the Lake District mountain rescue team are called out in the middle of the night to rescue a family caught on the fells, tour guide Sue Todd struggles to teach Japanese colleague Junko the rules of crown green bowling. 8:00pm �� Agatha Christie’s Poirot Novelist Ariadne Oliver attends a Hallowe’en party in Woodleigh Common and hears young Joyce Reynolds boast of having witnessed a murder years before. 10:00pm ��ITV News at Ten & Weather 10:35pm �� Dead Calm An australian naval officer and his young wife embark on a yachting trip to help them recover from a family tragedy. 12:20am �� Jackpot247 2:05am �� Spartacus Stanley Kubrick’s critically acclaimed historical epic, set in 73 BC, about a violent slave rebellion against the mighty Roman Empire.

6:05am �� The Hoobs 6:30am �� The Hoobs 6:55am �� Sainsbury’s London 2012 7:00am �� Freshly Squeezed 7:30am ��According to Jim 7:55am ��Will and Grace 8:25am ��Everybody Loves Raymond 8:55am ��Frasier 9:30am �� Come Dine with Me 10:00am �� Come Dine with Me 10:30am �� Come Dine with Me 11:00am �� Come Dine with Me 11:30am �� Come Dine with Me 12:00pm �� Channel 4 News 12:05pm ��Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 12:35pm ��Rescue Remedies 12:45pm ��Jumbo 3:10pm �� Countdown 4:00pm �� Deal or No Deal 5:00pm ��Four in a Bed 5:30pm �� Come Dine with Me 6:00pm ��The Simpsons 6:30pm �� Hollyoaks 7:00pm �� Channel 4 News 7:55pm ��4thought.tv 8:00pm �� Superscrimpers: Waste Not, Want Not 9:00pm �� 24 Hours in A and E 10:00pm ��Secrets of the Pickpockets 11:05pm ��Random Acts 11:10pm �� 2 Broke Girls 11:40pm �� 2 Broke Girls 12:10am �� New Girl 12:40am ��Summer Daze with Blackberry 1:05am ��Barclaycard Mercury Prize Sessions 1:20am �� Ibiza Rocks 1:35am �� Spotlight 1:50am �� Nervo 2:00am �� Swiss Lips 2:10am �� Home Road Movies 2:25am �� Mogambo

Secrets Of The Pickpockets Channel 4 - 10:00 - 11:05 pm It’s an historical summer for London as the Olympics draws millions from around the world. But the capital has also attracted a particular breed of criminal - organised gangs of pickpockets who have descended on the city in search of easy pickings. This film tells the story of the unseen war on the ‘dippers’, as the pickpockets are sometimes known, and the specialist teams created to take them on in the build-up to the games, led by the dip

squads of the Metropolitan and British Transport Police. Up 17% in the last two years, pickpocketing is a crime that is rarely witnessed by the public and yet creates 1700 victims a day. This film follows the game of cat and mouse played out between the cops and robbers beneath the tourists’ and regular Londoners’ gaze, catching the action as it unfolds and some of the astonishing tricks of the pickpocket trade, from the ‘block and shield’ to the ‘two-fingered lift’.

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Tenerife Weekly - 3rd August - 9th August 2012

8 6:00am ��Children´s TV 9:15am �� The Wright Stuff 11:10am �� Chopped 12:10pm ��5 News Lunchtime 12:15pm ��Big Brother 1:15pm �� Extraordinary Dogs 1:45pm ��Neighbours 2:15pm ��CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 3:05pm ��Impact 5:00pm ��5 News at 5 5:30pm ��Neighbours 6:00pm �� Monkey Life 6:30pm �� 5 News 7:00pm ��The Hotel Inspector 8:00pm ��Britain’s Strangest Pets 9:00pm �� Big Brother 10:00pm �� Fatima Whitbread: Growing Up in Care 11:00pm �� Big Brother’s Bit on the Side 12:00am �� Harold Shipman 1:00am ��Super Casino

6:40am ��Judge Judy 7:05am ��The Jeremy Kyle Show US 8:00am ��The Only Way is Essex 9:25am �� The Real Housewives of Orange County 10:15am �� The Real Housewives of New York City 11:10am ��Judge Judy 12:00pm ��Emmerdale 12:30pm ��Judge Judy 1:30pm ��The Jeremy Kyle Show 3:40pm �� The Real Housewives of Orange County 4:40pm �� The Real Housewives of New York City 5:35pm ��The Jeremy Kyle Show US 6:30pm ��Beat TV 7:00pm �� The Cube 8:00pm ��America’s Got Talent 9:00pm ��Piers Morgan’s Life Stories 10:00pm ��The Only Way is Essex 10:45pm �� Happy Gilmore 12:40am ��The Only Way is Essex

6:30am ��The Real Hustle 7:00am ��Pop’s Greatest Dance Crazes 8:00am ��Total Wipeout 9:00am ��Olympics 2012 2:00pm ��Olympics 2012 7:00pm �� Olympics 2012 The women’s beach volleyball medals are decided at Horse Guards Parade, and there’s the second of the women’s hockey semifinals. 11:00pm ��Don’t Tell the Bride 22-year-old Luke and 25-year-old Alex met ten months ago whilst working in Ibiza. Despite not being together for very long, they know they are made for each other. 12:00am �� Family Guy 12:20am �� Family Guy 12:45am �� American Dad! 1:05am �� American Dad! 1:30am �� Butterfly on a Wheel 3:00am �� Girl Power: Going for Gold 5:25am �� Total Wipeout

6:10am ��On the Buses 6:35am ��Heartbeat 7:35am ��Upstairs, Downstairs 8:45am ��Rising Damp 9:15am �� Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman 10:10am ��Monk 11:05am �� Murder, She Wrote 1:05pm ��Heartbeat 2:10pm ��The Darling Buds of May 3:15pm ��Monk 4:15pm ��Daily Cooks Challenge 5:15pm ��On the Buses 5:50pm ��Heartbeat 6:55pm �� Murder, She Wrote 8:00pm ��Arthur 2: On the Rocks 10:15pm �� A Touch of Frost 12:25am �� Monk 1:15am �� Terry and June 1:45am �� Terry and June 2:15am �� ITV3 Nightscreen

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8:55am ��Location, Location, Location 10:00am ��Four in a Bed 10:35am �� Relocation, Relocation 11:40am ��Cottage to Let 1:25pm �� Time Team 2:30pm ��Time Team Special 3:35pm ��Four Rooms 4:40pm ��A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 6:50pm �� Come Dine with Me Going head-to-head on the Isle of Man are millionaire property developer John Tinsley, posh pensioner Madeline Simpson, travel agent Mandy Quayle and Irish gardener Sean O’Connell. 7:55pm ��Grand Designs 9:00pm ��The Secret Millionaire 10:00pm �� One Born Every Minute 11:10pm �� Embarrassing Bodies 12:15am �� Come Dine with Me 1:15am �� One Born Every Minute 2:20am �� Embarrassing Bodies

6:00am ��Tommy Cooper 6:25am ��The Professionals 7:15am �� Batman 8:05am �� Minder 9:05am ��The Fall Guy 10:05am �� Quantum Leap 11:05am ��The Professionals 12:05pm ��The Saint 1:05pm �� World’s Wildest Police Videos 2:00pm �� Minder 3:00pm ��The Fall Guy 4:00pm �� Batman 5:00pm ��The Professionals 6:00pm �� Quantum Leap 7:00pm �� The Sweeney 8:00pm ��Motorway Patrol 9:00pm �� River Monsters 10:00pm ��The Enforcer 12:00am �� Minder 1:00am �� The Professionals 1:55am ��The Saint

A U G U S T 7:30am ��Everyone Says I Love You Holden and Skylar are in love with each other. Skylar lives with a large and extended family in Manhattan. Her parents, Bob and Steffi have been married to each other for many years. Joe, a friend of theirs, who has a daughter, DJ. 9:00am ��Finding Neverland The story of J.M. Barrie’s friendship with a family who inspired him to create Peter Pan. 11:00am �� The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada A man is shot and quickly buried in the high desert of west Texas. The body is found and reburied in Van Horn’s town cemetery. 1:00pm ��Brother Bear “Set against the majestic natural splendor of the Great american Northwest, the film tells the story of a boy named Kenai, whose life takes an unexpected turn when the Great Spirits transformhim into a bear--the creature he hates most. 2:30pm �� Brother Bear 2 “In this chapter, Kenai emerges after hibernating all winter and is very hungry. Wanting to take his little brother Koda with him to find some berries at Crowberry Ridge, Kenai keeps getting distracted by his friends Rutt and Tuke, who are busy trying to woo two moosettes, but failing miserably. 4:00pm ��Hollywood Ending Val Waxman is a two-time Oscar winner turned washed-up, neurotic director in desperate need of a comeback. His last film was a hit in Europe but bombs in america, and he is considered to be past it. 6:00pm �� Heist A jewel thief’s nephew is sent along on a heist to ensure a longtime partner in crime stays honest about the division of the loot. 8:00pm ��G.I. Jane Navy Intelligence officer Lt Jordan O’Neil becomes a test case when she is recruited to become the first woman allowed to train for the covert operations unit known as the Navy SEALS. 10:00pm �� The Blair Witch Project

Three student documentary filmmakers venture into Maryland’’s Black Hills to discover the truth behind the myth of the Blair Witch -- and never return. 11:30pm ��The Pursuit Of D.B.Cooper

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T H U R S D AY 6:00am ��Olympic Breakfast 9:00am �� Olympics 2012 Mishal Husain and Rishi Persad present as four more canoe sprint titles are decided at Eton Dorney: 9.38am Men’s canoe double (C2) 1,000m final. 9.48amMen’s kayak four (K4) 1,000m final. 10.15am Women’s kayak single (K1) 500m final. 10.42am Women’s kayak double (K2) 500m final. 11:30am �� Olympics 2012 Matt Baker and Clare Balding present coverage of the eagerly-awaited women’s long-distance swim in the Serpentine. 1:00pm �� BBC News at One 1:30pm ��BBC London News 1:45pm �� Olympics 2012 Jake Humphrey and Shirley Robertson present coverage of a busy afternoon at the Games, with more sailing action from Weymouth as the men’s 470 medal race gets under way at 1.00pm. 4:00pm �� Olympics 2012 Sue Barker and Clare Balding present as history is made at the Games with the first ever Olympic women’s boxing finals, with the fly weight final at 4.30pm, the light weight final at 4.45pm, and the middle weight final at 5.15pm. 6:00pm �� BBC News at Six 6:30pm ��BBC London News 7:00pm ��Olympics 2012 Gary Lineker and John Inverdale present another big night of athletics, as Usain Bolt aims to win the 200m title again and Britain’s Phillips Idowu goes for gold in the triple jump. 10:00pm ��BBC News at Ten 10:30pm ��BBC London News 10:40pm �� Olympics Tonight Gabby Logan presents a late evening of world-class sport and good conversation, with the day’s headline makers and guests from the sporting world and beyond. 12:00am ��BBC News 12:10am ��Olympic Sportsday Dan Walker presents a look at the key action, stories and personalities which have dominated day 13 of the Games. 12:55am �� Holiday Weatherview 1:00am ��BBC News

6:00am ��Children´s TV 6:40am �� Octonauts 6:50am �� Rastamouse 7:05am �� Deadly 60 7:30am ��Horrible Histories 8:00am ��The Scooby-Doo Show 8:25am ��Tree Fu Tom 8:45am ��Justin’s House 9:15am ��Heir Hunters 10:00am ��Homes Under the Hammer 11:00am �� Cowboy Trap 11:45am ��Cash in the Attic 12:15pm ��Bargain Hunt 1:00pm �� Olympics 2012 2:15pm �� Flog It! 3:00pm ��Ultimate Sports Day 3:30pm ��Copycats 4:00pm ��The Sarah Jane Adventures 4:30pm ��Roy 5:00pm �� Newsround 5:05pm ��Shaun the Sheep 5:15pm ��Antiques Road Trip 6:00pm ��Olympics 2012 7:00pm �� Coast Neil searches for sea eagles, recently reintroduced to the island of Canna. Kate Rew is hunting for the marvellously titled bone-eating snot flower, a mysterious creature that lives on whale skeletons. 7:30pm ��EastEnders Shirley makes a momentous life decision on the day of her sponsored abseil. Zainab takes on Lucy, Ray and Fatboy in a cook-off, while Lola enters Lexi in the baby competition on the Walford Community Day. 8:00pm �� Hairy Dieters: How to Love Food and Lose Weight 9:00pm �� Wonderland 10:00pm ��Olympics 2012 10:40pm ��Newsnight 11:30pm �� Amish: A Secret Life 12:30am ��Panorama 1:00am ��Horizon 2:00am ��Natural World 3:00am �� Real Rescues

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6:00am ��Daybreak 8:30am ��Lorraine 9:25am ��The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30am ��This Morning 11:25am ��ITV News 11:30am ��This Morning 12:30pm �� 60 Minute Makeover 1:30pm ��ITV News and Weather 2:00pm ��Murder, She Wrote 3:00pm ��Dickinson’s Real Deal 4:00pm ��Midsomer Murders 5:00pm ��Dinner Date 6:00pm �� London Tonight 6:30pm �� ITV News and Weather 7:00pm �� Emmerdale It is Paddy and Rhona’s wedding day, but Paddy is missing his best man. Charity makes her presence felt at Emmerdale Haulage. David is shocked to learn Rachel is pregnant. 7:30pm �� Tonight Proud to be British. It is 40 years since the infamous Ugandan dictator Idi Amin ordered the expulsion of tens of thousands of Asians, forcing them to abandon everything and flee for their lives. 8:00pm �� Emmerdale Paddy and Marlon’s reconciliation does not last long. Carl is impressed when Charity clinches another deal. Alex ditches Victoria to pursue his attraction to Moira. 8:30pm ��Coronation Street A broken Tyrone turns on those trying to help him. Emily sends Tracy packing. Ryan’s plan to scam Steve backfires. 9:00pm ��The Briefs In part two, the lawyers deal with the fallout from last summer’s riots; a poet accused of benefit fraud; and a gay couple whose fights always seem to end up in a police station. 10:00pm ��ITV News at Ten and Weather 10:35pm �� The Talent Show Story In this edition, the programme examines the changing role of the talent show host. Ant and Dec and Dermot O’Leary describe what it is like presenting some of the biggest shows on TV. 11:35pm �� Poms in Paradise

6:05am ��Sainsbury’s and Channel 4 Presents... 6:10am �� The Hoobs 6:35am �� The Hoobs 7:00am �� Freshly Squeezed 7:30am ��According to Jim 7:55am ��Will and Grace 8:25am ��Everybody Loves Raymond 8:55am ��Frasier 9:25am �� Come Dine with Me 9:55am �� Come Dine with Me 10:25am �� Come Dine with Me 10:55am �� Come Dine with Me 11:30am �� Come Dine with Me 12:00pm �� Channel 4 News 12:05pm ��Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 12:35pm ��Quick Bakes with Eric Lanlard 12:55pm ��Meet Me in St. Louis 3:10pm �� Countdown 4:00pm �� Deal or No Deal 5:00pm ��Four in a Bed 5:30pm �� Come Dine with Me

6:00pm ��The Simpsons 6:30pm �� Hollyoaks Following an anonymous tip-off, Mercedes faces some tough questions from the police about Lynsey’s murder, but will anyone corroborate her alibi? Mitzeee struggles to cope with prison life and things go from bad to worse when a new prisoner is transferred. 7:00pm �� Channel 4 News 7:55pm ��4thought.tv 8:00pm �� The Churchills 9:00pm ��Embarrassing Bodies 10:00pm �� True Stories 11:20pm ��Random Acts 11:25pm �� 24 Hours in A and E 12:30am �� Undercover Boss 1:25am �� Undercover at the News of the World 2:20am �� A Short History of Everything Else 2:50am �� Dispatches 5:15am �� Deal or No Deal

America’s Animal Hoarder Channel 4 - 10:00 - 11:20 pm True Stories offers the first exclusive documentary on the extraordinary events that shook a small American town in Ohio when one man’s collection of almost 50 dangerous animals, including lions, tigers and bears, were found roaming free in a residential area. The sleepy town of Zanesville hit the headlines, becoming the centre of a media storm on Tuesday 18 October 2011, when 48 animals were shot dead after police realised they could not control the situation.

The animals killed included 18 tigers, 17 lions and 8 bears. All of these creatures belonged to notorious local figure Terry Thompson, who had amassed a private collection of exotic pets in a state that has minimal restrictions on the ownership of such animals. Thompson was later found dead on his farm, partially eaten by his own animals. America’s Animal Hoarder: Horror at the Zoo tells the compelling story of this bizarre incident, while exploring the events in Thompson’s past which led up to it.

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9 6:00am ��Children´s TV 9:00am ��Abby’s Flying Fairy School 9:15am �� The Wright Stuff 11:10am �� Chopped 12:10pm ��5 News Lunchtime 12:15pm ��Big Brother 1:15pm �� Extraordinary Dogs 1:45pm ��Neighbours 2:15pm ��CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 3:10pm ��Chinese Food in Minutes 3:15pm �� Jane Doe - The Harder They Fall 5:00pm ��5 News at 5 5:30pm ��Neighbours 6:00pm �� Monkey Life 6:30pm �� 5 News 7:00pm ��Cowboy Traders 8:00pm �� Born to Kill 9:00pm ��The Hotel Inspector 10:00pm �� Big Brother 11:00pm �� Big Brother’s Bit on the Side 12:00am ��Super Casino

6:55am ��The Jeremy Kyle Show US 7:45am ��The Only Way is Essex 9:25am �� The Real Housewives of Orange County 10:15am �� The Real Housewives of New York City 11:10am ��Judge Judy 12:00pm ��Emmerdale 12:30pm ��Judge Judy 1:00pm ��Judge Judy 1:30pm ��The Jeremy Kyle Show 3:40pm �� The Real Housewives of Orange County 4:40pm �� The Real Housewives of New York City 5:35pm ��The Jeremy Kyle Show US 6:30pm ��Beat TV 7:00pm ��Land of the Lost 9:00pm �� Benidorm 10:00pm ��Lemon La Vida Loca 10:45pm ��Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 11:45pm �� Hell’s Kitchen USA

6:25am ��The Real Hustle 6:55am �� Great Movie Mistakes 7:55am ��Total Wipeout 8:55am ��Olympics 2012 12:45pm ��Olympics 2012 7:00pm �� Olympics 2012 The centrepiece is the women’s football gold medal match. The last two finals have been contested by the USA and Brazil, with the Americans taking the honours on both occasions. 11:00pm �� EastEnders 11:30pm ��Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents 12:30am �� Family Guy 12:55am �� Family Guy 1:15am �� American Dad! 1:35am �� American Dad! 2:00am �� Live at the Electric 2:30am �� Live at the Electric 3:00am �� Live at the Electric

6:10am ��On the Buses 6:35am ��Heartbeat 7:35am ��Upstairs, Downstairs 8:45am ��Rising Damp 9:10am �� Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman 10:10am ��Monk 11:05am �� Murder, She Wrote 1:05pm ��Heartbeat 2:10pm ��The Darling Buds of May 3:15pm ��Monk 4:15pm ��Daily Cooks Challenge 5:15pm ��On the Buses 5:50pm ��Heartbeat 6:55pm �� Murder, She Wrote 8:00pm �� The Return of Sherlock Holmes 9:00pm �� Lewis 11:00pm �� Eternal Law 12:05am �� Murder, She Wrote 1:00am �� Terry and June 2:00am �� ITV3 Nightscreen

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8:55am ��Location, Location, Location 10:00am ��Four in a Bed 10:35am �� Relocation, Relocation 11:40am ��The Thief 1:25pm �� Time Team 2:30pm ��Time Team Special 3:35pm ��Four Rooms 4:40pm ��A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 6:50pm �� Come Dine with Me In Coventry, magician Gareth Twynam takes on mum-of-two Sumi Malhortra-Chauhan, recruitment consultant Kristy Mooney and salesman Phil Roberts.

7:55pm ��Grand Designs 9:00pm ��The Hoarder Next Door 10:00pm ��The Closer 11:00pm �� Father Ted 11:35pm �� Father Ted 12:05am �� Embarrassing Bodies 1:10am ��The Closer 2:05am �� Brothers and Sisters 6:00am ��UEFA Champions League Greatest Finals 6:20am ��The Professionals 7:05am �� Batman 8:00am ��The Saint 9:00am ��The Fall Guy 10:00am �� Quantum Leap 11:00am ��The Professionals 11:55am ��The Saint 12:55pm �� The Sweeney 1:55pm ��Motorway Patrol 2:55pm ��The Fall Guy 3:55pm �� Batman 4:55pm ��The Professionals 6:00pm �� Quantum Leap 7:00pm ��Police, Camera, Action! 8:00pm �� Border Security USA 9:00pm ��Cops with Cameras 10:00pm �� Rocky II 12:25am �� The Sweeney 1:25am �� The Professionals

A U G U S T 7:30am ��Hollywood Ending Val Waxman is a two-time Oscar winner turned washed-up, neurotic director in desperate need of a comeback. His last film was a hit in Europe but bombs in America, and he is considered to be past it. 9:00am ��Heist 11:00am ��G.I. Jane 1:00pm ��Meet the Robinson Lewis is a brilliant inventor who meets mysterious stranger named Wilbur Robinson, whisking Lewis away in a time machine and together they team up to track down Bowler Hat Guy in a showdown that ends with an unexpected twist of fate. 2:30pm ��The Three Musketeers Hapless 17th century janitors MICKEY MOUSE, GOOFY and DONALD DUCK become unlikely heroes when they learn of CAPTAIN PETE’s dastardly plan to kidnap Princess MINNIE and imprison her forever. 4:00pm ��Ace Ventura: Pet Detective He’s the best there is. In fact, he’s the only one there is! He’s Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. Ace is on the case to find the Miami Dolphins’ missing mascot and quarterback Dan Marino.

6:00pm ��Before And After When teenage son Jacob is being accused of murdering his girlfriend, the well-respected and close-knit Ryan family is in turmoil. Jacob flees, father Ben destroys possible evidence, the village community turns hostile and mother Carolyn is forced to temporarily close her doctor’s practice. 8:00pm ��House Of Flying Daggers A romantic police captain breaks a beautiful member of a rebel group out of prison to help her rejoin her fellows, but things are not what they seem. 10:00pm �� Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 A mockumentary sequel to the saga of three documentary filmmakers who mysteriously disappear in the Maryland woods while trying to verify tales of horrible deeds and sinister occurrences in the area. 11:30pm ��The Last Samurai An American military advisor embraces the Samurai culture he was hired to destroy after he is captured in battle.

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Tenerife Weekly - 3rd August - 9th August 2012 CALDERS CONFESSIONS

‘ADHD misery’ I think my daughter is suffering from ADHD. She’s really difficult to control and so much naughtier than my other three children. I’ve brought all my kids up the same way, so I don’t understand why she’d be different. I find it so hard to keep my temper with her. I don’t understand why she has to be so awkward all the time. Angie

To be perfectly honest, Lisa, I think you’re being far too lenient on this loser. Although it pains me to say this, your daughter is better off with no father at all at the moment. I honestly can’t believe this guy thinks its ok to let his daughter see him when he’s sky high on drugs or booze. Your primary concern is your child and her welfare, so forget about what anyone else says and focus on that, and

Calders Confessions

Calder spent twelve years working as PA and Co-presenter with Jeremy Kyle on various radio stations, he is now a Freelance Radio Presenter where he answers listeners´dilemmas each Sunday night on the airwaves. We are also very grateful to have him here, answering your questions and queries as part of the Tenerife Weekly team. If you have an issue you can`t overcome or just need general help and confidential advice, why not email Calder: calder@ tenerife-weekly.com

‘Drugs have changed him’

I have a two-year-old daughter. I split up from her dad because I found out he was using and selling drugs. I allow him to see her at my house, but he always turns up doped-up or drunk and just falls asleep on the sofa. He’s a waste of space. His mum has started accusing me of taking my daughter away from her dad and cutting him out. She knows what he’s like so why doesn’t she understand? Lisa

Nobody ever said being a parent was going to be easy, did they? You can’t compare your children, Angie; they’re all individuals regardless of their upbringing. Having said that, of course, as a mother, you know your daughter better than anyone, so it’s certainly worth taking her to your GP to make sure everything is ok. Whether you’re right or wrong about the ADHD, you will also need to look at how you interact with her. Right now, you’re openly admitting to having a short fuse with her and that’s no way for a mother to be, especially with just one of four children. This is one of those problems that just festers the longer its left, so get moving and arrange that appointment at the doctors. Nothing is impossible to overcome, but it does look like you’ve got your work cut out. Good luck.

‘Teeth terror’

I have an extreme phobia of the dentist. The last time I went was about 26 years ago. Recently I’ve been suffering from severe pain and bleeding from my front teeth. Even just picking up the phone to try and make an appointment makes me feel sick with fear. I know I need treatment, but I’m not sure what to do. Preeya

that alone. Explain to your ex that he’s more than welcome to see his daughter when he’s prepared to spend quality time with her AND turn up sober of course! That’s as far as you should go to, be honest. If your useless ex decides to get his act together, fantastic. If he doesn’t, I’m afraid there’s very little you can do. People like him either decide to change or end up in the gutter in my opinion. It’s a heart wrenching but true fact.

Join the club, Preeya. I’ve been petrified of the dentist for as long as I can remember. Whenever I had a toothache as a boy my mum used to talk me into going along to the dentist. She used to say “it’s just a few moments of discomfort to relieve the pain forever” and although she was right, it never really helped me overcome my phobia. The point is though, you’re in real pain now and the only way to cure it is to get past your fears. I don’t think people like you and I will ever truly be happy in the dentist’s chair, but what’s the alternative? Largely, provided you have a good dentist who understands you and your fears, you have absolutely nothing to worry about. Your biggest enemy isn’t the dentist, it’s you and your own fear! You’ve two options, continued pain or relief! It boils down to common sense in the end, I guess.

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U s e f u l Emergencies Emergency services (all) 112 National Police 091 Local police 092 Ambulance 061 Fire Brigade 080 Guardia Civil 062 Pharmacy information 922 282 424 Citizen information 010 Lost property 092 International operator 11825 Local operator 11818 TFS - Tenerife Sur Airport Flight information 902 404 704

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National Ferry Services Armas - 902 456 500 Fred Olsen - 922 628 252 Tourist offices Costa Adeje 922 750 633 El Médano 922 176 002 La Laguna 922 631 194 La Orotava 922 323 041 Las Galletas 922 730 133 Los Cristianos 922 757 137 Multi-lingual police Central office 902 102 112 Call this number and ask for an English operator to make an official report or complaint.

Local police

922 757 006

Red Cross Emergencies and ambulances 922 281 800 Hospital Las Américas, 922 750 022 Centro Médicos Del Sur 922 791 000 British Consulate 922 286 863 Opening hours: Mon-Fri, 8:30am - 1:30pm British Consul: Matthew Vickers British Vice-Consul Helen Keating

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Weekly Horoscopes

Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19 You might need an adventure or a chance to range far and wide on Monday. Find at least one thing to do that thrills you - you need to escape the usual routine. Tuesday is excellent for talking business. You could do well. The midweek Full Moon is perfect for parties and get-togethers. You can make some great connections that will be worth keeping. Taurus Apr 20 - May 20 You may need some time to relax and get back in touch with yourself. It’s a bit like crawling back into the womb for a while and allowing yourself to be nurtured by whatever feels good to you. You could be hugely inspired, too, especially on Monday. Tuesday is excellent for business - something you excel at - so get to it. The Full Moon in Aquarius midweek brings career matters to the fore. Gemini May 21 - June 20 This is a positive and upbeat week for you in which much can happen out of the blue. Things move at a fast pace. Thoughts get translated into action like lightning. Getting into the zone should be easy, especially around Monday. You might be more businesslike with your affections on Tuesday, which may not be such a bad thing. Cancer June 21 - July 22 You may get a new contract or project that could be quite lucrative on Monday, or perhaps you’ll have a brainstorm that you can turn into cash. Either way, you could be in the money. Don’t hold back, especially on Tuesday. Go with the flow for best results. The midweek Full Moon in Aquarius in your joint financial zone could bring powerful feelings to the surface.

Leo July 23 - Aug 22 You might feel restless and eager to avoid too much boredom and routine. If you have nothing exciting going on, you could look for ways to bring fun and challenges into your life. Moving outside your comfort zone should do it. Tuesday might coincide with business-oriented social events. They might be dull, but they could be lucrative. Virgo Aug 23 - Sept 22 You may be more aware of subjective emotions and feelings rather than focusing solely on the world. Monday might bring inspired information or an idea that encourages you to change your spiritual ideas and ideals. What is your heart trying to tell you? You may want to splurge on clothes to improve your image on Tuesday. Libra Sept 23 - Oct 22 Socializing could be rewarding Monday. A meeting could be fun, lively, and edgy enough to move you out of your comfort zone. Someone may inspire you to do more, go further, and explore unfamiliar ideas. The midweek Full Moon in Aquarius could bring romantic action or heighten the feelings you have for your latest lover or date. Scorpio Oct 23 - Nov 21 You might get an offer you can’t refuse when the Sun aspects Uranus and brings you an interesting proposition. It could be challenging as well as fun. The midweek Full Moon in your home zone makes this a good time for a party or get-together. If you have something to celebrate - even if you don’t - make this a reason for entertaining friends or family.

Sagittarius Nov 22 - Dec 21 Monday could be a restless kind of day unless you can find activities to bring adventure and a few challenges your way. Be sure to move out of your comfort zone and do something different. Tuesday could bring an encounter with someone you can do business with. Midweek is full of zany energy. The Full Moon in Aquarius means you’ll have plenty to say. Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19

The cosmos may be encouraging you to sort out debt issues, if you have any. Monday could bring a brainstorm or even a windfall - be ready. Tuesday is a day for business. You may find yourself doing some negotiating or bartering. You may even have an interview to attend, in which case you could be on a roll.

Aquarius Jan 19 - Feb 18 You’re usually known as a mover and shaker, but someone else could give you the idea that motivates you to action. Perhaps you and another discover that you can make beautiful music together. Explore fresh possibilities. There’s also a Full Moon in your sign midweek, which could bring feelings into the open. Pisces Feb 19 - Mar 20 Your lifestyle zone is in focus, so you might be eager to work out, improve your health routine, or be more motivated in general. A brainstorm on Monday could bring extra cash or a new contract. Don’t miss out. Tuesday might be excellent for entertaining business friends. This could be very fruitful.

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Tenerife Weekly - 3rd August - 9th August 2012 PETS’ PAGE

Pets’ Corner Paws for Thought

Acción del Sol’s weekly news By Karen Clack

The following letter was written by Sarah Wilson Coombe, who adopted little “Oreo” from the refuge. “I was tagged in the photo of him with his brothers and sisters and he just appealed to me! He just looked at the camera with those gorgeous eyes. I rang Marion on the Monday and went to see him on the Tuesday. I fell in love with him straight away. He was the cutest friendliest ball of fluff ever! He needed to be seen by the vet to get his chip, I signed the papers and off we went home. I was a bit worried as to what my boxer

Useful Numbers Dog & Cat Grooming 628 859 973 - 922 738 885

If you find an abandoned dog

Arona - 010 Everywhere else – 112 24 Hour Vets Fanabe 617 483 707 El Medano 607 346 183 Playa San Juan 922 832 344

Welcome to Tenerife Weekly’s Pets’ Page

My name is Steph and some of you may have heard me on the radio each Thursday when I try to find good homes for fantastic pets. Each week this page will be filled with both useful and entertaining information to keep you up to date with the world of pets here in the Canaries.

Have you ever seen a surfing goat? Well you have now!

This gorgeous cat needs a home. She is a Persian mix aged around one to two years and is in need of a nice family to start her new life. If you can help please write to: felinna64@yahoo.es. They speak little English so if you are able to make contact in Spanish it would be preferable.

The Director of Acción Del Sol, which is the centre for animal protection and environment of Tenerife, has asked me to remind everybody that the refuge works solely with authorised municipalities; which are Granadilla, Arona and Guia De Isora, and that dogs can only be brought to the refuge by Protection Civil or the police with the necessary documentation. If you do find a dog in those municipalities then please follow the correct procedure and call 112, where collection of the dog will be arranged by the local police who will inform Protection Civil to collect the dog and take it to Acción Del Sol, where the dog will immediately receive medical care/treatment, de-fleed, wormed, castrated/sterilised, micro chipped, receive the necessary injections, including rabies, and issued with its passport. If the dog is already micro chipped then the owner will be contacted and the dog returned or the owner or the owner will be prosecuted if the dog has been abandoned or ill-treated. If you really want to help the situation here in Tenerife then we all need to work in a legal and correct way.

was going to be like, as she is a little madam at times, but she was great. Loli is 2 years old now. I let the pup just sniff around the garden to start off with and I fussed Loli and Whiskey (my 4 year old Bichon Maltes) so that they were away from him for a little while. They were soon all sniffing each other and very quickly Loli and Oreo (the newly named pup) became great friends! His name was Blackie when we left Aktion, but Charley soon changed that to Oreo due to his little white bit under his chin! Whiskey took a little longer, but all he did was ignore Oreo until he felt ready to play, and now they all play happily together! Oreo is so funny, he has to sleep with Loli and wakes like an alarm clock at 7am each day crying to go outside and do his ´stuff´!! We hardly have any messes in the house and I think this is due to having the other dogs to teach him where to go and not to go! Feeding time is fun as he really needs to be on puppy food but he prefers the big food that the others eat and they think puppy food is caviar!! He has fallen totally in love with my 13 year old daughter Charley; he follows her around where ever she is! She went away for a weekend and when she came back he gave her the biggest cuddle ever!! His has been to our vets and had his second vaccinations and is due to go back for his 3rd in August. The vet thinks he is a mix between a Caniche and a Labrador, but possibly a spaniel. Whatever he is, he is ours and we love him! So it’s a big, massive thanks for Andrea who I think was the one who tagged me in the photo. And an even bigger thanks to Marion for allowing this little pup to come home with us. We are all so very happy that he has his forever home with us!” Please call 922 778 630 for more information or if you would like to help out in anyway. Towels and blankets are always needed for the dogs, if you have any to spare. They would be very much appreciated by our four-legged friends. The refuge is situated at Polígono De Industrial Estate, Granadilla, Exit 51 on the TF1, directly next to ITER the Parque Eolica, where the windmills are. It is open to the public Monday - Friday 3-6pm if you are interested in adopting a dog, or maybe just taking a dog or two for a leisurely walk.

Not something you see everyday, but in California these two surfing dudes can be seen enjoying catching the waves. The two goats, names Goatee and Pismo began surfing as a way of curbing boredom. Their owner, Dana McGregor, explained that he decided the goats needed a hobby and they took to this like a duck to water! He originally took Goatee surfing after having her clear his garden of excess weeds and unwanted plants. Pismo followed a few

Can you help one of the featured animals? Have you an article of interest? Does your pet deserve a feature? Drop me an email at vetpetcare@hotmail.com

months after he was born to Goatee. Maybe not groundbreaking news, but a nice little piece nonetheless.

The Little Dogs’ Home Things keep moving up and up for The Little Dogs’ Home. They have now created enough “vacancies” to allow them to bring in some new residents. They stay strictly within their thirty dog limit and, although they hate to say no, it is the only way to allow them to care properly for the animals currently residing in their care. They have some wonderful dogs at the shelter who all deserve new, fantastic homes. If you would like to adopt or can help please call 672 917 193

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1. Cautious (7) 5. Chew on (4) 8. Flourish (7) 9. Correspondence (7) 10. Lift up (7) 12. Thing that sucks (6) 15. Culpability (5) 18. Decorated with tufts (6) 20. Ear ornament (3-4) 23. German measles (7) 25. Arabian Nights hero (3,4) 26. Look at amorously (4) 27. Hampshire town (7)

2. Fissure (4) 3. Front leg (7) 4. Pass into disuse (5) 5. Covering for the hand (5) 6. Language letters (8) 7. Welcome (5) 11. Rhythmic swing (4) 13. Delightful (8) 14. Undoing (4) 16. Boat for towing (7) 17. Dense element (5) 19. Lethal (6) 21. Icon (5) 22. Sauce (5) 24. Recline in a relaxed manner (4)

MATHS CHALLENGE

Try to fill in the missing numbers. Use the numbers 1 through 9 to complete the equations.

Sudoku

Fill in the black squares so that each row, each column and each 3-by-3 block contain all of the digits 1 through 9. An easy one

7 5 1 6 2

5 2 7 4 6 7 5 8 1 The dotted lines indicate areas which also contain a nonrepeating set of digits. These squares can be added together to produce the sums shown in the clues. A little tougher

Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery - Spike Milligan

The brain train

Question One: A golfer can only do it for five minutes - what? Question Two: What is a zinfandel? Question Three: All PCs have a BIOS. What does bios stand for?

Each number is only used once. Each row is a math equation. Work from left to right.

Questio n Five: Wha t is the only English anagram of the word Continued?

Each column is a math equation. Work from top to bottom

Question Six: What is India’s major religion?

Spot the 10 differences

1 4 7 6 3 9

7 8 4 9 1 6

This week’s clever quote

Question Four: On the map of the London Underground, which line is Green?

2 8 5

3 6 7 4

Solutions to our puzzles can be found on page 48

Word search Find and circle all of the Teeth words that are hidden in the grid. The words may be hidden in any direction.

Bicuspid Bridge Cavity Crown Decay Dentist Dentures Enamel Filling Floss Fluoride Gums Incisor Molar Root Tartar Toothbrush Toothpaste

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Sharples in Session By John Sharples

Having A Ball Just when you thought you had heard everything ..... Mario Visnjic had a nasty shock when he tried to get up, out of his beach deckchair. His testicles had become stuck between the wooden slats.

He’d been swimming in the sea at Valalta beach in Croatia and his testicles had shrunk in the cold sea. When he sat back down, they had slipped through the slats of the chair and expanded in the heat of the sun. Beach maintenance services rescued him from his predicament by cutting the deckchair in half after he called for help on his mobile!

Geoffrey Hughes

Many years ago, when my granddad was in Coronation Street, but he suffered a terrible and disabling stroke. Being the sort of man he was, he went back to star as Stan Ogden in the soap long before he was really fit to do so. Geoffrey Hughes was brought into the show as Eddie Yeats, the dustbin man. The idea of the Ogdens having a lodger was to take pressure off my granddad without taking him out of the show. Geoffrey was very kind to granddad and they became good friends. Many years later when I was talking to Geoffrey, he told me that his time working on the street was one of his happiest times. His character was one of the stronger male roles that the show has had over the years and he became a

Up, Up And Away

The bond movie piece from the opening of the Olympics was a real touch of entertainment genius. How on earth did they get her to do it? I’m so glad they did. How wonderful to see the Queen do something a little out of the ordinary. I almost felt that she was being slightly naughty. I loved it, and my Spanish friends are still raving about her entrance to the Olympic stadium. Her popularity ratings must surely have been boosted by that little cameo. Now! If we could get Nick Clegg, David Cameron and Ed Milliband to jump out of a plane without a parachute, we would all be very happy indeed.

Jason Watkins

There are some very good cabarets on the Island. This week sees the return of the madcap Jason Watkins: the guy who brings us “Gay Elvis” and “Boy George”. He is just what the circuit needs, a madcap variety show. He is fresh from a recent appearance on UK television. Something a little different. I remember passing a bar one night and seeing him hold up the traffic with a conga line! I hear that the police are on full alert! I would wager that this talented guy will be fully booked in no time at all.

famous name in his own right. His character, Onslow in “Keeping up appearances”, was perfect. He was such a lovely kind man and a talented actor who cared about people.

Rest in Peace.

Good Game, Good Games!

There has been a “bit of a fuss” about a member of the opening ceremony of the Olympics who got over excited and decided to join the athletes’ parade with her home team of India. Officials are looking into the issue and trying to find the woman. Whilst they are doing that, I hope they find the nutter who allowed Bruce Forsyth to carry the Olympic torch and force them to watch 48 hours’ worth of old generation game episodes. Sport is for sportsmen and women. How would they like it if sporting stars took over the Royal Variety Show?

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FOOD

This week I’m turning to my specials menu. Wednesday evening we have entertainment in the Plaza, here at Sunset Bay Club. To compliment it we offer a Trio of Meats. I hope you enjoy the recipe, either as 3 separate dishes or as the trio we serve. As usual if you have any problems contact me at www.casatrestenerife.com or 922 716 627.

Fillet Steak, Pork Fillet, Chicken Breast

Red Pepper Coulis

25g butter 25g diced onion 2 red peppers grilled with the skin and seeds removed 1/2 glass white wine 50ml chicken stock 100ml double cream Tee spoon of honey Salt Pepper Fry the onions & red pepper with butter until soft, Add white wine and chicken stock and reduce by half. Add the cream and purée

Taste at this stage and add honey salt & pepper to taste.

Red Wine Sauce

25g butter 4 chopped shallots 1 glass of red wine 1 cup of Bisto Pinch of sugar Fry the chopped shallots in butter without colour Add the red wine and reduce by 1/2 Strain through a fine sieve or tea

strainer Add the per mixed Bisto Taste and maybe add a little sugar if the wine tastes bitter. As I have said before I would love to have a stock pot on the go all the time, but for simplicity Bisto is a great substitute.

Solutions to this week’s puzzles

Brain Train

An easy one

1. Look for his lost balls 2. White grape variety 3. Basic Input Output System 4. District 5. Unnoticed 6. Hindu

2 7 8 4 9 3 1 5 6 3 6 9 1 5 8 2 7 4 1 5 4 2 7 6 3 9 8 6 3 2 9 8 7 5 4 1

A little tougher

4 1 2 8 3 6 9 7 5

8 1 5 3 2 4 7 6 9

8 9 5 4 2 7 6 3 1 2 7 8 9 4 1 3 5 6 9 4 1 3 6 5 8 2 7 6 5 3 2 7 8 4 1 9 7 3 9 1 8 4 5 6 2 5 2 6 7 9 3 1 8 4

9 8 7 5 4 1 6 3 2

1 8 4 6 5 2 7 9 3

5 4 1 6 3 2 9 8 7

add to the sauce and cook When it reaches a good consistency add the cream for richness And salt & pepper to taste.

If you want to try the dish please call us and we will enjoy meeting you. Happy cooking, Mark at Casa Tres.

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25g Butter 25g Diced Onion 75g Mushrooms sliced 1/2 glass White wine Cup of Bisto 100ml Double cream Salt Pepper Melt butter in a pot and gently fry mushrooms & onion. Add white wine an reduce by half After blending the Bisto in a cup or bowl

As I said we serve this dish on Wednesday night, along with some fine entertainment.

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Finally top the potato with the meat medallions Remove the scone cutter and serve.

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Mash Potatoes (I use a piping bag to serve it.)(Oh, and a large scone ring.) Mushroom Sauce Red pepper coulis Red wine sauce Mixed fresh vegetables .....Now for the sauces Ok, To Assembly The Dish Cut the fillets in to nice pieces (60g / 3oz in weight) Place the scone cutter in the centre of a plate and fill with fresh vegetables Pipe the potato on to the plate in 3 places so when the sauce is put on the plate it does not run into each other.

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Gran Turismo 6 Release To London 2012 Review Be Sony PS4 Launch Title? With a Gran Turismo 6’s release date reportedly on the cards, new reports have suggested the latest rendition of the racing sim could land as a launch title for the long rumoured Sony PS4 console. The latest in a long line of PS4 and GT6 rumours, latest reports have claimed that Gran Turismo mastermind Kazunori Yamauchi has hinted the eagerly awaited Gran Turismo 6 release could come to next-generation consoles. When questioned on the title’s release he reportedly responded: “We’re always aiming for the latest technology and the latest expression,” a comment that has sparked a flurry of PS4 speculation. Appearing on the business and career centric

Every four years some unlucky game makers inherit the unenviable task of turning the Olympics, a jumble of sporting activities, into something worth playing.

social network LinkedIn, Brian Dunn, an Associate Brand Manager at Sony Computer Entertainment America, listed the recently confirmed title as one of his current projects, sparking much speculation around the future title’s nearing arrival. With the most recent instalment to the GT franchise, Gran Turismo 5, having encountered a number of years’ worth of delays and postponements

prior to its eventual 2010 release, first word on a GT6 release has sparked the possibility of a potential E3 2012 unveiling. With Sony expected to out its PlayStation 3 follow-on console, the eagerly awaited Sony PS4, in time for a preChristmas 2013 release, it has been widely speculated that any GT6 release would see the ultra-realistic racing sim line up as a launch title for the next-gen gamer.

Know Your Internet Browser Shortcuts

There are dozens of different shortcut keys that can be used with Internet browsers. Below are a few of our top suggested Internet browser shortcuts. • Pressing Alt + D in any major Internet browser will move the cursor into the address bar. This is a great way to quickly enter an Internet address without having to click the mouse cursor in the address bar. • Hold down the Ctrl key and press the + or - to increase and decrease the size of text. • Press the backspace key or hold down the Alt key + left arrow to go back a page. • Press F5 to refresh or reload a web page. • Press F11 to make the Internet browser display in full screen. • Press Ctrl + B to open your Internet bookmarks. • Press Ctrl + F to open the find box in the browser to search for text within the web page you’re looking at.

Windows 8: A Catastrophe?

Last week, Gabe Newell, the founder of Valve software developing company, called Windows 8 a “catastrophe for everyone in the PC space.” He feared that Windows 8 will be a closed platform for development, thanks to the new Windows Store, which will sell apps for the new Metro UI and be the only way to get programmes onto the OS’s start menu replacement. Microsoft will also take a 30% royalty cut from every sale made on the Windows Store, meaning most developers will be reluctant to

sell their products on it. Newell thinks this will result in losing some of the ‘top tier’ PC developers. Windows has always been an open platform, allowing developers and programmers to flourish with complete control over their software, as opposed to the more rigid requirements of console gaming. Windows 8 has been developed for both tablets and PCs, and Metro is a touch focused UI that will act as a launcher for programmes bought from the Windows Store. Windows 8 will release on 26th October, but is available to download as a preview now.

This time Sega’s got the job – with help from a hefty cheque, no doubt – and has decided (wisely) to slim down the number of sports from the 26 in the real-life games to a lean dozen. Fencing, equestrian dressage and water polo fans will be disappointed, but that still leaves all the essential track and field events, diving, swimming, gymnastics and more. Variety isn’t a problem, then. But quality is. To make this choice manageable, Sega has made the controls dead simple so a good chunk of the events are little more than ‘see button symbol, press button’ exercises. Surprisingly, that’s not always as bad as it sounds. The shot put and discus events, for example, find that mysterious balance where repetition becomes pleasure, much like a moreish smartphone gaming app. But before you sprint off to your nearest game shop, consider the dull diving and humdrum gymnastics, the stilted rowing and tedious volleyball. Despite these false starts, the running events make a decent fist of an uncomplicated sport with a reliance on managing your pace instead of frenetic button mashing. Another plus is the kayaking, which is rather good and has some brill water effects to boot, although its single course

won’t hold your attention for long. The presentation also helps make up for the patchiness with a decent stab at capturing the buzz of the Olympics, even if it still suffers from the repetitiveness that curses almost every sports game. Taken as a whole, this is one of the better Olympic video games, but it’s too shallow and too hit-and-miss to do much more than whet the appetite of Olympiad fanatics.

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John celebrates 35 years as a professional entertainer next year. At 15 he was a Pontin’s Bluecoat. At 20 he was Entertainment Manager. He’s performed in theatre, on radio and is a world record breaker. These days he is the founder member of Bitter & Twisted. You can read John´s weekly column on page 47. WHERE ARE YOU FROM? Preston in Lancashire. The county that won the Wars of the Roses - That’s why England’s rose is the Red Rose (Editor’s note: Not fair, I’m

from Yorkshire!)

WHEN AND WHY DID YOU MOVE TO TENERIFE? I came on holiday and couldn’t afford the air fare home again!

WHEN’S YOUR BIRTHDAY? New Year’s Day DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF TO BE FAMOUS? Absolutely not! Even I’ve never heard of me! ALTHOUGH YOU ARE IN THE LIMELIGHT, DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF TO BE SHY? Me? Shy? Even if I said I was, nobody would believe me! WHO IS YOUR IDOL? WHY? Too many, I’m afraid, but Kenneth Williams is probably tops. His command of the English language and his comic ability, both his timing and his superb voices, are an inspiration. Another is Michael Barrymore. The man is a comic genius. He doesn’t need gags; he just ambles onto the stage and makes you laugh. They need to bring him back, there is nothing like him. WHAT IS YOUR TIPPLE? I don’t drink! Hic!!!! WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE SPORT? I hate sport. I hate the fact that sports people are hailed as heroes. They aren’t heroes at all.... EVER! HOW MANY LANGUAGES DO YOU SPEAK? I speak English, Spanish and I am now learning German. WHAT TIME DO YOU GET UP IN THE MORNING? Morning? What is morning?! I go to bed very late, the only morning I see is before I go to bed. That is when I am at my most creative. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST JOB? Bluecoat at Pontin’s DO YOU DO CHARITY WORK? I do! Lots of it, but not every little willy nilly

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thing that comes up. I have a couple of charity causes that I like and I generally stick to those. WHY DID YOU BECOME AN ENTERTAINER? As far as I was concerned, it was the only thing for me. I was a ventriloquist when I was younger and also had a magic show. I sang and was also a stand-up comedian. I laugh when someone says, “you’re only a mime act”. If they only knew what I had done in the past. DO YOU HAVE A PRIVATE PLANE? Yeah....right! I also have an Island and a Roller in the driveway. WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR FREE TIME? I never stop looking for new ideas. Also I run a quiz night in the north and write for the paper. I also enjoy making jingles in my studio. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD? Cheese. Yellow cheese, blue cheese, smoked cheese, cheese spread, etc, etc, etc. WOULD YOU EVER GO “BACK HOME” I would have said a straight “NO” to that a few years ago, but now I would say “Don’t Know”. WHERE WAS YOUR LAST HOLIDAY USA. Love it there. What a fab place. I need to get there again soon. It’s inspirational. DO YOU WEAR BOXERS OR BRIEFS? Briefs. Otherwise I would look daft in tights! IF YOU WERE A BISCUIT, WHICH WOULD YOU BE? I would be a chocolate-covered Garibaldi, because you are never quite sure what is going on inside. NAME ONE ACTOR/ACTRESS YOU WOULD LOVE TO GET NAUGHTY WITH? Keannu Reeves. He always looks so bloody miserable. I think I could cheer him up. Actually, I’d probably frighten the life out of him.

WERE YOU BULLIED AS A KID? Yes. Big time! I don’t regret it at all, but if I see any child being bullied now it makes my blood boil. I have to stay out of it. IF YOU WERE GIVEN A CHANCE, WOULD YOU ENTER BIG BROTHER? Never ever. I hate reality TV. It’s cheap junk fodder for people with no brains. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE THE MOST DESIRABLE MAN ON THE EARTH? How the hell would I know?! WHAT’S YOUR BAD QUALITY? I jump too quickly. I need to hold back sometimes. I think this related back to the bullying at school. I don’t suffer fools gladly and I have a dreadful habit of speaking my mind. The trouble is I am constantly changing my mind. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN THREE WORDS? Kind, Naughty, Fun. WHAT MAKES YOU ANGRY? Bullying, racism, sexism, in fact any intolerance of others. IF I GIVE YOU ONE MILLION EUROS HOW WOULD YOU SPEND IT? Not enough. What can you get with that paltry amount these days? WHAT´S THE MOST EMBARRASSING SITUATION YOU HAVE BEEN IN? I am always very careful. I try to ensure that I don’t get into situations. However I once fell off the back of a stage in Scotties Bar in Las Américas, dressed as Montserrat Caballé and got stuck between the wall and the stage. They had to haul me out to rapturous applause and laughter.

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Your Hair & B eauty Advice C olumn

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How To Treat Infections

Piercing infections Don’t take the jewellery out! If you do, then the infection might get trapped inside your piercing, instead of just oozing out naturally. Go to the doctor. He will most likely prescribe something to treat the infection. You can take ibuprofen to help with the pa in. At least once a day, do a seas or rock salt soak. Mix 1/8 table spoon of salt per cup of warm water. Put the solution into a shot glass and hold on the infection for at least 10 minutes. Go to your piercer. They should have advice for your piercing. Don’t touch your piercing. If you do have to touch it, always wash your hands first. Dirty hands are the number one cause of an infected piercing. If you have a piercing that is constantly rubbing on your clothes, wear looser clothing. Know the difference between an irritation and an infection. As many types of jewellery will irritate your piercing. Avoid any jewellery with nickel; that includes any gold less than 14 ct.

Toenail Infections Infected toes are often caused by ingrown toenails; the infection can be painful if left untreated. Treating an infected toe is usually simple. First, take a pair of clean nail clippers and cut a small v in the front of your nail, this will encourage the nail to draw away from the sides. Never cut down the sides. Soak the toe in a warm salty solution for 10 minutes, at least 3 or 4 times a day. This will draw out any infection, but beware; it will weep, so keep clean dressing on it after each soak. Several natural treatments can be used to help heal a toe infection. Tea tree oil and lavender oil have anti-fungal properties. Tea tree oil is a natural antiseptic that you can apply to a sore spot or under an infected toenail when your feet are clean. Wear shoes that fit properly. For women, do not use nail polish if your toenail is infected. Sterilize nail clippers at least once every two months, and do not allow others to use your nail clippers. Do not share other people’s shoes or towels. Infected ingrown hair If you find an infected ingrown hair, you will need to apply a hot cloth or hot compress on your ingrown hair. This is a common method to deal with inflammation, but it also helps to soften the hair under your skin so that it can rise above the surface. If the ingrown hairs do not surface after a couple of minutes,

repeat a couple more times. Should the problem persist, try again in a couple of hours or another day, as the hair may not be long enough for you to extract. Whatever happens, you should never try to force or squeeze the hair out in any way, as this may cause bleeding and permanent scarring. Once you are able to see a tiny end of the ingrown hair on the surface of your skin, use a pair of sterilized tweezers to pull the hair out as far as possible, but do not pull it all the way ( this will only encourage the hair to do the same thing again. Once it is as far out as possible cut the hair short. Wash the area, towel dry and apply some antiseptic cream to prevent further infections. Try to avoid waxing until the time your ingrown hair has healed and you have recovered from it; because it will cause more skin irritation as the wax could bust it open. Last, but not least, refrain from scrubbing the area with a shower sponge

or exfoliating, as you may cause damage to your sensitive skin. Skin infections/Boils If you have boils you can use Magnesium sulphate (paste form) to draw it out. If you apply it to the boil, you will notice that the whole area should have changed into a white coloured sac, and the abscess will almost immediately start to drain itself. Keep plenty of swabs/cotton pads at the ready to clean it up; it smells foul. Then dab the area clean with hydrogen peroxide 6%/30 volume, to make sure the area is very clean and bacteria free, then protect the area with a large piece of clean gauze; so that the small wound which is left can heal.

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Back to the business of the league in “The Wild Bull Coast FM Darts League” this Sunday with the bars across the south of the island in full swing. Target A played host to Belgian Beer Bar; without Ray or Bubbles it gave the Belgians a glimmer of hope, but Captain Graham had other ideas and took Raf out with a 116 finish, saying “well played Johan and the boys but we were the stronger team!” Raf from BBB said, “Target A was far too Rank Team

strong for us. Maybe we could have won one more game if luck was a bit more on our side. Well done guys! We had a great darts afternoon.” Chipeque took the short journey to Rood Bar, down by the patch, and some great arrows were thrown in a game much closer than the score line suggests. Luca, on top of his game, showed just how good he is!! Although he had plenty of competition with Betty, Brooksy and Dave; all throwing like professionals. In Pal Mar, Meigas took on Our Place B with Mike Meigas telling us a strong start by Ourplace B had them in a comfortable 3-1

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lead after the singles, only for Meigas to bounce back; taking both doubles. Ourplace B again took the lead with the first 901, however couldn’t put the match to bed and a draw was probably a fair result. In the second division, Laura Cosy Cabrons, “all close games, great afternoon, and young Jordan from Cabrons we all agreed was definite man of match.” Jonnhy, from La Central, “Jordan from Cosy Cabrons was the man of the game.” Chipeque Nomads enjoyed the afternoon with Bees knees Hunnies, despite Chelsea Rob’s attempts to get everyone in the swimming pool... ( rumour is that sponsor

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Tony Starmaker was concerned Chelsea Rob was having hospital treatment when he heard he had lost a leg.) This Sunday, 5th Aug, it’s the next round of the handicap comps for the losers’ round only. Target A and Meigas from the 1st division are also playing their much anticipated postponed match, as both are free this Sunday. Thanks have to go to all the teams as all reports came back with great sportsmanship, great food and great afternoon. Good to hear we’re still enjoying the Craic on the “oche”. See Ya soon ..........

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Our Place 8 – 0 Apolo Rood 6 - 2 Chipeque

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It sounds to have been a very cautious start for some teams; Trap Door at home to an unknown quantity in Clouseaus Diamonds, both were very reluctant to give anything away and finished with a close 6 - 4 win to the Trap Door.

The home Clouseaus side fared no better, Bungalow winning both his singles and not making a single error all night helped his new team Bar Tasca to savage the Emeralds 2 – 8. The new Bar Tasca B team drawing to

the new Red Lion team, Red Pride, which A, and the Welkom Wanderers holding includes our chairman Simon Philips, who Summerland Allstars to a draw. although professes to being an expert at Summerlands Elite won in style at recovering a pool table surface, has now Barracuda Hunters 2-8. something to prove by actually playing it. No doubt the boys from Barra claimed At Legends C , the Mountain Rangers their main guys were elsewhere - gone went down 6 – 4 despite star player Fester debt collecting! Good result for them also, winning both his frames and 7 balling his I hear! second opponent in the closing frame. Well done to all players and teams, a New to pool league play, Bar Leones got great start to our new league, and a big off to a good start with Ron’s help, but thanks for the efforts of all who have had failed to capitalise and allowed Lowrys helped so far! BIG THANKS!!! (a newcomer also) to take the next four games, despite Red Division having attempts on POS Team P W D L F A +- PTS the black in all the 1 1 0 0 8 2 6 3 1 Bar Tasca A frames. 1 1 0 0 8 2 6 3 2 Summerland Elite 1 1 0 0 7 3 4 3 3 Bar 180 B Vivo hosted Bar 1 1 0 0 7 3 4 3 4 Bar 180 Titans 180 C (ex Oasis Div1) 1 1 0 0 7 3 4 3 5 Target Rangers 1 1 0 0 6 4 2 3 6 Britannia Inn who were surely 1 1 0 0 6 4 2 3 7 Legends C favourites to win; 1 1 0 0 6 4 2 3 8 Oasis 1 1 0 0 6 4 2 3 9 Target Bar however the home 1 1 0 0 6 4 2 3 10 Trap Door side took the first 11 Clouseaus Diamonds 1 0 0 1 4 6 -2 0 1 0 0 1 4 6 -2 0 three frames, much 12 Hoops 1 0 0 1 4 6 -2 0 13 Legends A to the surprise of 14 Mountain Rangers A 1 0 0 1 4 6 -2 0 1 0 0 1 4 6 -2 0 the Golf boys, and 15 Nauta A 1 0 0 1 3 7 -4 0 16 Barracuda Bandits managed narrowly 17 Nauta B 1 0 0 1 3 7 -4 0 1 0 0 1 3 7 -4 0 to stay ahead to the 18 Treasure Island 1 0 0 1 2 8 -6 0 19 Barracuda Hunters finish. 1 0 0 1 2 8 -6 0 20 Clouseaus Emeralds Other shock results Blue Division were Hoops Bar (or POS Team P W D L F A +- PTS should that be oops!), 1 1 0 0 8 2 6 3 1 Legends B 1 1 0 0 7 3 4 3 2 Bar 180 A losing to newcomers 1 1 0 0 7 3 4 3 3 Fosters Oasis lounge. Nice 1 1 0 0 6 4 2 3 4 Dos Hermanos 1 1 0 0 6 4 2 3 5 Lowrys comment from 1 1 0 0 6 4 2 3 6 Vivo Chris though, “had 1 0 1 0 5 5 0 1 7 Bar Tasca B 1 0 1 0 5 5 0 1 8 Red Pride a great night, the 0 1 0 5 5 0 1 9 Summerlands Allstars 1 Oasis Bar lads were 10 Welkom Wanderers 1 0 1 0 5 5 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 a good bunch, a 11 Atlantis Sharks 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 12 Chipeque welcome addition 13 Sloop Bar 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 to the league”. Also 14 Stags Head 1 0 0 1 4 6 -2 0 15 Atlantis Crew surprising were the 16 Bar 180 C 1 0 0 1 4 6 -2 0 1 0 0 1 4 6 -2 0 new boys, Britannia, 17 Leones Frosties 1 0 0 1 3 7 -4 0 18 taking the three 19 Lupain 1 0 0 1 3 7 -4 0 1 0 0 1 2 8 -6 0 points from Legends 20 Mountain Rangers B

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Hi everyone. Well, sadly this will be my last Sports Scene. Due to financial circumstances and a change in my work I have decided to put the lead back in my pencil and remove fingers from keyboard. I must say that I have thoroughly enjoyed writing the column, and I have some fantastic feedback and comments (some I can’t repeat.) Ha ha. Anyway, it’s here and although we have already got four golds, I remain confident that we can bag more. I didn’t actually see the race in the swimming, but after watching the rerun of it, I am in complete agreement with the B.O.A. Chairman about the 16-year-old Chinese girl. The result is that the teenage Chinese swimmer, Ye Shiwen, is not a drug cheat, said the British Olympic Association’s chairman after a US coach cast doubt on her world record-breaking swim. Lord Colin Moynihan said Ye had passed drug tests, was “clean” and deserved recognition for her talent. Ye smashed her personal best by at least five seconds in the 400m Medley. Senior US coach John Leonard said her performance was disturbing and hinted that doping could have been involved. Mr Leonard, executive director of the World Swimming Coaches Association, said the performance reminded him of the East German women swimmers in the 1980s, who were doping on a systematic basis. He said, “history in our sport will tell you that every time we see something, and I will put quotation marks around this, ‘unbelievable’, history shows us that it turns out later on there was doping involved.” But Ye, who will compete later in the 200m Medley final,

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has strongly defended herself and denied that she would ever use banned substances. I think the rumours appeared to be a case of sour grapes. The Chinese might have just found this really talented kid, who can work really hard, has the perfect shape and can cope with all the pressure thrown at her. Good luck to her. It was great to see Andy Murray continue his quest for an Olympic singles medal, by crushing Finland’s Jarkko Nieminen to reach the third round at Wimbledon. The Scot, who beat Stanislas Wawrinka under the Centre Court roof on Sunday, recorded a 6-2 6-4 win over his 43rd-ranked opponent. Murray now plays Cypriot Marcos Baghdatis, a player he beat in the third round of Wimbledon last month. Murray outclassed Nieminen in an hour and one minute, breaking serve in the opening game, and has now won all four meetings between them. Could this be the one, Mr Murray? I popped across to the local for a pint of shandy, as I do, to watch Great Britain beat UAE 3-1 at Wembley; to ensure a draw against Uruguay in their final group game will take them through to the quarter-finals. Skipper Ryan Giggs headed the opener and Tom Cleverley hit the post as GB led at the break. Rashed Eisa equalised with a composed finish in front of an increasingly anxious Wembley crowd. But substitute Scott Sinclair struck a minute after coming on and Daniel Sturridge’s deft chip sealed the win. I just Open 7 days a week Serving breakfast, lunch, tapas, menu of the day, dinner and Sunday roast. Watch all the major sporting events on our terrace or in our air conditioned bar. Find us on the sea front road in Callao Salvaje, Edificio el Ancala, Calle La Lava Call 922 741 524 for reservations

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felt the team looked a bit sturdier. The back four looked a little more rigid and they knew exactly where the other players were. Ryan Giggs was floating in that Teddy Sheringham role and the starting line-up was a bit more ‘Great Britain’. It was a far from comfortable match for Stuart Pearce’s team, and there were times after UAE’s second-half equaliser when the occasional boo could be heard inside the stadium. The mood changed completely when GB struck twice in three minutes, but there is room for improvement when they play Uruguay in Cardiff on Wednesday. Uruguay, one of the pre-tournament favourites, was stunned 2-0 by 10-man Senegal at Wembley earlier in the day. Moussa Konate scored twice for the African side, who have to play for more than an hour with 10 men after the dismissal of Aboulaye Ba following a professional foul on Luis Suarez. Senegal, like GB, now has four points and takes on a UAE side who have lost both of their Group A games. Uruguay have three points to GB’s four, which means a draw will be enough for Pearce’s team to reach the last eight. So, put another pint on the bar ready, Chris. I will be there. That’s football for you - after watching a brilliant Euro Final, Spain are out of the Olympic men’s football competition after suffering a shock 1-0 defeat by Honduras. The Hondurans, who won thanks to Jerry Bengtson’s early goal, progress from Group

D along with Japan, who beat Morocco 1-0. Bengtson, who scored both goals in his side’s opening 2-2 draw with Morocco, found the net against Spain after eight minutes in Newcastle. Spain, who lost their opening game 1-0 to Japan, hit the woodwork three times in the second period. Japan secured their place in the knockout phase when Kensuke Nagai’s late effort earned them victory against Morocco. Renan Bressan opened the scoring for Belarus against Brazil at Old Trafford, but Brazilian Neymar’s brilliant performance brought a 3-1 win over Belarus. The 20-year-old scored a stunning free-kick and set up goals for Alexandre Pato and Oscar, as Brazil secured their place in the quarter-finals. Brazil have won five World Cups, but have never won at the Olympics. For me the Brazilians are looking good. So that’s about it for me, many thanks to Chris and all the gang at the Buzzin for getting involved with the column and sponsoring the page to start. We have had a good laugh about it, and that reminds me, Matt never did buy a round with his Euros winnings; he may have had a little bet on the women’s beach volley ball though. Also, to Ronnie and Shona at the Red Lion Bar & Bistro for sponsoring the last 3 months. Great people and a great bar. I will still be doing my Saturday Sports Scene on the Radio with Atlantis and Coast FM from 3pm to 6pm, so be sure to listen in. Enjoy your sport and enjoy your read. See Ya.

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Opel Adam Revealed

First pictures and details of the Opel Adam have been released, and it will start from less than 14,000 Euros. It’s a city car that’s aiming to beat the MINI and Fiat 500 at their own game. With its stylish design, premium materials, hi-tech gadgets and huge scope for personalisation, this is the company’s most exciting new model in years. Opel is aiming to trump its rivals by offering over one million different possible trim and colour combinations. Vice president of design

at GM Europe, Mark Adams, said: “No other car in this segment can be individualised as much as Adam. It’s very unlikely that you’ll find two identical Adams out there.” Regardless of combination, it’s clear that Opel has nailed the stylish part of the brief. The feature line around the door handles is lifted from the Astra GTC, while the blade crease on the flanks and eagle-eye headlights are both signature Opel design cues. The wraparound windscreen and cut-off A and C-pillars with the Adam logo are unique, and

the result is a look that can more than hold its own in this style-driven end of the market. To enhance the premium feel, the headlining can be upgraded to a design dotted with LEDs that mimic the night sky – no car this side of a Rolls-Royce Phantom offers anything similar. Alternatively, you can have the headlining finished in sky blue or with a chequered flag. Then there are the gloss panels and soft-touch dash that help to give the Adam a touch of class. Opel has said that the car will be available in three trims – Jam, Glam and Slam – but won’t reveal what kit comes on which models until closer to the car’s launch in September. There is, however, a host of gadgets, including a seven-inch touchscreen display for sat-nav and internet-based apps. There’s also a heated steering wheel and a park assist system that will park the Adam for you. Lowered suspension is likely to be fitted to the range-topping Slam model, along with 17-inch wheels. To help mark it out, it will also come with a contrasting roof as standard and sportier features, like a rear spoiler. At launch, the engine line-up will kick off with a 69bhp 1.2-litre petrol, while a 1.4-litre will be offered with 86bhp or 99bhp.

Stop-start will be available on each of the engines, and a five-speed manual gearbox will come as standard. Towards the end of 2013 the Adam will be the first Opel to get a new small-capacity petrol engine, thought to be a three-cylinder turbo, like Ford’s 1.0-litre EcoBoost. It should offer around 115bhp along with economy of 60mpg and CO2 emissions under 110g/km. Along with the engine, Opel will introduce a new six-speed manual gearbox. To compete in this market, a car needs to be fun to drive, and the Adam has all the right ingredients. It’s marginally longer than a MINI, but has a 30mm wider track, which will boost stability, while MacPherson strut front suspension will help improve the car’s responses. But Opel realises the Adam will spend most of its time in town, and has fitted it with a Fiat 500-style ‘City’ button, which boosts steering assistance to make low-speed manoeuvres easier. The Adam will be available to order once it’s officially unveiled at the Paris Motor Show in September. Prices should start at around 14,000 Euros; this undercuts the MINI, but not the smaller Fiat 500, which costs from 12,700 Euros.

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