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London Paralympics Comes Home At Last Scientist Stephen Hawking challenges athletes to “look to the stars” as he helps open the 2012 Paralympic Games.

The London 2012 Paralympics have started with an opening ceremony that paid tribute to host Britain’s achievements in understanding the universe - and its rainy weather. The Olympic Stadium was filled with colourful, umbrellas, while Stephen Hawking, the world’s most famous living scientist, urged people to look to the stars for inspiration, and disabled ex-serviceman David Rawlins flew a twin-engined Tecnam P2006 light aircraft over the 62,000-strong crowd to kick off the proceedings. After an incredible athletes’ parade, the Queen declared the Games open, followed by a magnificent firework display which erupted from the stadium roof. Continued on Page 3

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The Paralympic cauldron was lit in a unique way - starting with Joe Townsend, 24, who lost both legs as a Royal Marine in Afghanistan, flying in on a zip wire. He is aspiring to compete in Rio 2016 as a triathlete. After his breath-taking descent he handed the flame to David Clarke, a member of the Paralympics GB five-aside football team, who in turn passed it to Margaret Maughan, winner of Great Britain’s first Paralympic gold medal at the 1960 Rome Games, who lit the cauldron. To huge cheers, British theoretical physicist Mr Hawking, paralysed and in a wheelchair much of his life due to a rare form of motor neuron disease kicked off the show with a call for a new age of enlightenment. “Look up at the stars, and not down at your feet,” he said. Try to make sense of what you see, and wonder about what makes the universe exist. However difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at.” A glowing, celestial sphere descended into the middle of a giant central umbrella, igniting the Big Bang signifying the creation of the universe. Then, to the sound of pouring rain, thunder and Rihanna’s hit “Umbrella”, balloons fell into the stadium, and disintegrated into puffs of smoke. Fortunately, there were clear skies in east London for the ceremony. Mr Hawking, 70, said through a voice synthesiser: “The Paralympic Games is about transforming our perception of the world. We are all different, there is no such thing as a standard or run-of-the-mill human being but we share the same human spirit. What is important is that we have the ability to create. This creativity can take many forms, from physical achievement to theoretical physics.” Led by the three competitors from Afghanistan draped in traditional Pashtun cloaks and caps, the athletes paraded into the stadium to a soundtrack of music mixed by three local DJs. Taking pictures and waving to the crowd, some on crutches, and others in wheelchairs being pushed by their team-mates, the athletes revelled in the moment. Following tradition, the hosts were the last team in. Peter Norfolk led Britain, the last of 164 nations, into the arena to a rapturous reception and the strains of David Bowie’s “Heroes”. ‘Quadfather’ Norfolk, who won quad wheelchair tennis singles gold in Athens and Beijing, proudly carried the Union Flag as members of the 300-strong Team GB

Hello readers, I sincerely hope that you are enjoying the new look Tenerife Weekly. The more observant of you will have noticed that the majority of our correspondents all have a link in some way to Vivo Decades Treasure Island. Now we have yet another new link, we have a new editor. Lorna. I have been a resident in Tenerife for the past 10 years; I met my husband, Steve, and we have made our home here alongside our two cats and a bird aviary. Before moving over here I worked for 25 years within the press industry. I worked for The Express Newspaper Group and latterly The Press Association syndicating photographs, news stories and features to publications in the U.K.

Sir Ian McKellen performs with Miranda Tenerife also has athletes who will be participating in the Games. Michelle Alonso and Isreal Peña, in the form of swimming, and Rafael Muiño and Ismael Garcia, part of the Spanish national wheelchair basketball. The Minister of Sports, Jesus Perez, has indicated that they are proud to

have four athletes from Tenerife in London and is a reward for the effort they have been doing for years, with great sacrifice and dedication. The Minister of Sports, Jesus Perez said that the island is convinced that they will succeed and will bring home some medals for Tenerife.

marched around the stadium. Singer Beverley Knight closed the show with a rendition of I Am What I Am as fireworks exploded across the Olympic Park. The ceremony heralds the start of 11 days of sporting action featuring athletes from across the world and before sellout crowds who have made this the most successful Paralympic Games ever. The first Paralympic Games were organised to coincide with the start of London’s 1948 Olympics by Sir Ludwig Guttmann, a neurosurgeon at Stoke

Mandeville Hospital, in Buckinghamshire, who revolutionised the treatment of spinal injury patients. The Paralympic cauldron was lit in a unique way - starting with Joe Townsend, 24, who lost both legs as a Royal Marine in Afghanistan, flying in on a zip wire. He is aspiring to compete in Rio 2016 as a triathlete. After his breathtaking descent he handed the flame to David Clarke, a member of the Paralympics GB five-a-side football team, who in turn passed it to Margaret Maughan, winner of Great Britain’s first Paralympic gold medal

and around the world. So you could say I have ink in my veins! I realised that working 24/7 was not how I wanted to live my life at the time so, like many of our readers decided to move over here and try out a better, more relaxed lifestyle. Didn’t that go well! I started working here at Vivo back in December when the Decades launched their current show, as the official p h o t o g r a p h e r,

taking pictures of the guests with Bitter & Twisted. I then put together a Diamond Jubilee Street Party back in June and this proved to be a great success, Christopher Miller, the owner of Vivo put me in charge of the commercial side of his businesses. My brief was to raise the profile of Vivo, and its affiliates, publicity and arranging Special Events like Weddings and Birthdays as well

at the 1960 Rome Games, who lit the cauldron. To huge cheers, British theoretical physicist Mr Hawking, paralysed and in a wheelchair much of his life due to a rare form of motor neuron disease kicked off the show with a call for a new age of enlightenment. “Look up at the stars, and not down at your feet,” he said. Try to make sense of what you see, and wonder about what makes the universe exist. However difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at.” A glowing, celestial sphere descended into the middle of a giant central umbrella, igniting the Big Bang signifying the creation of the universe. Then, to the sound of pouring rain, thunder and Rihanna’s hit “Umbrella”, balloons fell into the stadium, and disintegrated into puffs of smoke. Fortunately, there were clear skies in east London for the ceremony.

Paralympics GB Begins Hunt For Gold Medals

UK Sport have set Paralympics GB the minimum target of winning 103 medals from at least 12 different sports, with the overall goal of once again finishing second in the medal table. Britain’s Paralympians will be hoping for an early gold rush as the Games gets under way in earnest. Now it is the turn of the competitors, with early medal hopes pinned on swimmer-turned cyclist Sarah Storey, shooter Di Coates and Ben Quilter, who will be going for gold in judo. Paralympics veteran Storey, 34, has already achieved 18 medals - 16 of which were awarded as a swimmer before her switch from the pool to the bike ahead of Beijing 2008. Storey, who was born with a deformed left hand, will appear at the velodrome in the C5 Individual Pursuit, having won the C4 in Beijing. This is her sixth Games and she is chasing her eighth gold. Also appearing on the track is six-time Paralympic champion Darren Kenny, who has restricted movement down his right side following a car crash aged 18. He is defending his 1km Time Trial title alongside fellow Brit Rik Waddon. Di Coates - who at 58 is taking part in British record-equalling eighth games will be gunning for her fourth title in the women’s R2 10m Air Rifle standing event. She is Britain’s most experienced competitor and the star, who has spina bifida, is the only person to have competed in front of a British Paralympian crowd before.

as the odd Jubilee Party! As the Tenerife Weekly has now been brought in under the Vivo umbrella, and as part of the commercial sector, Mr Miller deemed it necessary that, as I had press experience, I should be editor. So here I am. I do hope that the changes we have made so far meet with your approval; Tenerife Weekly is an ongoing project so expect even more changes as time goes by. We are a weekly newspaper and do not want to lose sight of that fact and I want to produce a professional publication that covers the topics that most interest you, the reader. If you have a news story or something you think we should cover in our pages, drop me a line at editor@ tenerife-weekly.com.

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Wildlife photographer of the year snapshots revealed ONE of the top 100 images capturing stunning wildlife from around the globe, was taken in Tenerife and has been revealed in this year’s prestigious Veolia Environment wildlife photographer of the year competition.

symmetry and textured patterns were mesmerising, says Jordi, and I was able to compose a picture to show just how beautiful this marine treasure is. Like the other seven species of sea turtles, the green sea turtle is endangered, with populations declining worldwide. The many threats include habitat degradation, building development on their breeding beaches, ingestion of rubbish such as plastics and entanglement in fishing gear. This photograph is part of the 100 photos chosen from 48,000 entries for the exhibition have been selected for their creativity, artistry and technical complexity. Jim Brandenburg, chair of the judging panel, says: ‘It amazes me to discover new and startling moments that have never been seen before. This image forms part of an exhibition on show at the Natural History Museum from 19th October 2012 - 3rd March 2013 Photo Credit: Jordi Chias/Veolia Environnement Wildlife Photographer of the Year 2012

It’s not just a case of pointing the camera to get wildlife images this good which ‘reveal the beauty and brutality of nature on our planet. Photographer Jordi Chias took a swim with a green sea turtle in Tenerife to capture an image of its shell patterns. Wildlife Photographer of the Year 2012, Chias (Spain) credited Armeime, a small cove off the south coast of Tenerife, as a hotspot for green sea turtles. They forage there on the plentiful seagrass and are used to divers. Jordi cruised with this one in the shallow, clear water over black volcanic sand. The dazzling colours,

Ryanair crew caught smuggling Cigarettes TWO Ryanair cabin crew have been accused of trying to smuggle £6,000 of cigarettes into Britain in their luggage. Gemma Phillips, aged 26, and Adam McEvatt, aged 28, were stopped by customs at John Lennon Airport, Liverpool, following a flight from the Canary Islands. They allegedly had 13,800 cigarettes in their baggage. The legal amount holidaymakers can bring into the country is 200 cigarettes and 250 grams of rolling tobacco per person. Phillips and McEvatt, both of Liverpool, were formally arrested the following day. They were charged with evading duty tax and have since been bailed to appear before magistrates in Manchester next month.

Ryanair has been quoted as saying that the crew members were off-duty at the time of the alleged offences. A spokesman for Border Force, the enforcement arm of the UK Border Agency, described the allegations as ‘serious’. She said: ‘Two individuals travelling from the Canary Islands carrying excess cigarettes were

stopped at Liverpool airport and arrested on suspicion of being knowingly concerned in the fraudulent evasion of excise duty. They have since been charged and bailed to return to court on 17 September. ‘Tobacco smuggling is serious and increases the tax burden on everyone else. Revenue from cigarettes and

tobacco helps fund public services. ‘Tobacco smugglers are tracked by Border Force and HMRC, and repeat offenders will be prosecuted.’ HM Revenue and Customs confirmed that both were ‘airline employees’ and a border official source at the airport said all cabin crew are subject to the same entry

procedures as passengers and ‘would not receive preferential treatment.’ A Ryanair spokesman said: ‘As this alleged incident is the subject of a criminal investigation, we are not in a position to comment, other than to note that the individuals in question were off-duty at the time of these alleged offences.’

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Surfers Hitting The Beach in El Medano MOST people think of the Canary Islands as sun, sand and sea, but they are renowned for their surf breaks. Alex with trophy Aug 2012

Lewis Leadbetter, Will Davey and Alex Bauduin all live here in the Canaries and have been bitten by the surf bug and are now some of the Canary Islandsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; most accomplished surfers. Lewis, 18 and Alex, 14, both live in Playa de Las Americas and met and became firm friends with Will 17, from Lanzarote at a Quiksilver Competition held locally back in June 2010. Since then, the three boys have competed and travelled together, not just across the Canaries but also to Europe and as far flung as Costa Rica. They follow the surf reports and travel between islands to stay with each other to improve their surfing at different breaks. All three boys are promising young prospects on the junior surf scene and have a string of impressive competition results. Alex is the current Under 14 Canarian Champion and Will won the title of Under 16 UK Pro Surf Tour champion in 2011 and was selected for the British Junior Surf Team, earning him a place at the ISA (International Surfing Association) World Junior Surf Games that were held in Panama in April this year. Surfing doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t come without risks though as Lewis found out this year. After returning to Tenerife from a training trip to Mentawis, Indonisia, Lewis suffered a knee injury and has had to undergo surgery meaning he has been out of action and the water for the last four months. He is itching to get back in and surfing in preparation for the winter surf season fast approaching.

Quiksilver KOTG Will Punta Blanca 1st Sub 21#2

Surfing competitively involves high equipment costs and a large travel budget and up and coming surfers face an endless struggle for sponsorship. Some of the local businesses have been good enough to help the boys out with clothing and materials; K16 and Chancla Surf in Tenerife and El Cruce Surf in Lanzarote. All three boys are lucky to have their

families behind them constantly watching surf websites for announcements of competitions and how they can raise their profiles. Local Canarian competitions are held mostly on Tenerife and Gran Canaria and are run by the Federacion Canaria de Surf (www.fcsurf.es). Last weekend, Playa de Almaciga in the north of Tenerife was

host to the latest competition which of which Alex was a finalist in the Under 16s winning another trophy for his mum to find a home for. The final Under 21s competition of 2012 will be held in Playa de Las Americas in October/November. Lewis and Will each have a blog http:// lewisleadbettersurf.blogspot.com.es/ and http://willdaveysurf.blogspot.com.es/

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July 2012 in the Canaries

Less tourists, more spending

During the month of July 2012, the Canary Islands received less foreign tourists than the same month in the previous year (2011) but they spent more money, 3.7% more, reaching a total spend of 837 million Euros.

The average amount of money spent per tourist was 1,019 Euros which is an increase of 5.2% according to a ‘tourist expenditure survey’ released by the Ministry of Industry, Energy and Tourism. The report states that the amount of money spent by British tourists, which accounts for 33% of the total amount, is the highest increase during this month of July. In the whole country, foreign tourists spent 7,515 Euros million in Spain during July, a rise of 8.9% compared to last year. British tourism brought 1.533 Euros

million to Spain last month, representing an increase of 9%. German tourists spent 1.139 million Euros, an increase of 2.7%. In the first seven months of the year, foreign visitors spent have spent a total of 5,899 million Euros in the Canary Islands, 2.9% more than in the same period of 2011. There were also increases in the average spending per tourist (1,016 Euros), an increase of 3%, and also a significant increase in the daily spend (107 Euros), and increase of 10.1%. Nationally, foreign tourists spent 31,159 million Euros between January and July this year an increase of 6.4% compared to the same period in 2011. During the month of July, 817,049 foreign tourists visited the Canary Islands according to figures supplied by AENA, 3.03% less than in 2011. So far this year, the Canaries have received 5,794,156 foreign tourists, representing a decrease of 2.19% (129,527 fewer passengers).

San Miguel’s Life Trail Mountain Run This coming Saturday, 1 September, will see the first Carrera de Montaña San Miguel de Abona Vida Trail. This mountain race will cover two of the most emblematic routes in the San Miguel area, those of Las Lajas and Fuente de Tamaide-La Hoya, of 10 and 21 km respectively. The presentation of the event, in San Miguel town hall, was made by

San Miguel mayor Valentín González, municipal tourism councillor Candelaria Flores, and sports councillor Julián Martín. Mayor González said that the new race was hoped to unify health and sport promotion, as well as to promote some of the area’s unique corners – through, added Sra Flores and Sr Martín, routes that have been used since the middle of the 19th century. If you would like to take part or just more details of how to go along as a spectator, please go to Vida Trail www. trailsanmiguel.com

Four million Euros of insular investment

The Council of Tourism and has announced that three main tourists areas within Tenerife are to be massively overhauled in a bid to improve access and promote tourism. Arona, Adeje and Puerto de La Cruz, are between them, to receive over four million Euros. The first vice-president of the Cabildo and insular counselor of Tourism, Carlos Alonso, stated that “We will revitalise three important zones of the tourist areas of the Island, which will improve the image and competitiveness for our future”. The project in Arona’s municipality alone is to cost upwards of 645.000 Euros, and it is set to improve the square and parking annexes to the shopping City Centre. It is one of the few squares in the area and its aim is to create a space linked to the commercial area that promotes the development of cultural events and other activities, including vegetation and improving the integration of private existing elements in the environment. In Adeje, the project consists of the improvement and conditioning, the first phase includes the avenue “De los Pueblos”, in the section between the streets Eugenio Domínguez and the

Avenida de España. The projects aim is to adapt the new space to the image typical of the commercial area, to promote the establishment of new trades of interest, and to create a pedestrian area with attractive rest areas. The cost is expected to be around 1.830.000 Euros. In Puerto de la Cruz, bidding will start in the next few days for th improvement of San Telmo’s walk, fromthe beginning in the square Reyes Católicos and up to the Santo Domingo, to run parallel to the avenue of Colon. The aim here is to create a new space near the maritime area, again to help promote the commercial area. It will work within the coastal landscape of the city and, it is hoped will help in the promotion of the establishment of new trades. The work has an estimated cost of 1.500.000 Euros.

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Mars or Tenerife? Wine Festival ON Friday 31st August, today, book yourself up for the first Great Feast of Wines of Tenerife in the Puertito of Guimar. Wines representing the five wine producing areas of the Island: Abona, Tacoronte-Acentejo, Ycoden-Daute-Isora, Valle de Guimar and Orotava Valley will be available for you to try.

WHY bother going all the way to Mars when you can go to Tenerife and get exactly the same view. NASA’S Mars Rover cost £1.6billion and flew 127million miles over 255 days to reach its destination – then sent back a photo any tourist could have snapped in Tenerife. The Curiosity Rover has just provided this shot of Mount Sharp on the surface of the Red Planet. Scientists are getting very excited about it. They say the layers of different coloured rock on the sides of the mountain add fuel to the theory that water flowed on Mars billions of years ago, and that the planet could once have sustained life. But the US space experts could have got a similar view by hopping on a holiday fight for a fraction of the price and taking a few snaps of Mount Teide on Tenerife. Fair do’s, it wouldn’t have been quite the same, but it would certainly have saved them a few bob. Curiosity is now heading towards Mount Sharp to get a few close-up shots

of the rock layers, but don’t hold your breath. The foot of the mountain

is 6.2 miles away and the Rover will take a year to get there.

HELEN Keating the Vice Consul of the Canary Isles visited the Wednesday Club organised by Edna Goodall this week to give the residents all the latest information with regard to the changes taking place in Spain which affected all the members. Helen is well known to many of the residents and after a lively questions and answers session sat with the club members to enjoy a cup of tea and a few cakes.. The club for older people

meet at 11.00 to 13.00 hrs on the last Wednesday of each month to give people an opportunity to socialise and make new friends. Their next meeting will be a special event in Coral Mar Square to raise money

for Macmillan Nurses, why not come and be part of the Biggest Coffee Morning in the World, it’ll be a lot of fun with various activities. Contact Edna for information 629 487 090

The public can purchase a voucher for five Euros entitling them to five drinks, one from each area together with a wineskin cup to taste the wines offered in the various tents. Running alongside, nine local restaurants will be offering tapas The event also includes various musical performances by Atabal, Herques, Without Shame and Cumbancha, as well as local dance groups. Previous wine and food tasting events have already taken place in Santa Cruz, Puerto de la Cruz and Granadilla, where thousands of people had the opportunity to discover the aromas, textures and flavors of the supply of wines produced on the island. Pop along to Plaza las Indias from 8.00pm tonight and help promote wine, cuisine and live music from the island.

Vice Consul Visits Wednesday Club

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Canarian Cuisine is the Sweetest

MARTIN Berasategui does not do office work; keep accounts or other tasks that do not involve cooking. That, he says is for other s to do. “I’m a cook,” he says, a job he has done for over 35 years. He started in the Alexander family tavern in LasarteOria (Basque Country), his true university, where he learned the tricks of the trade at the hands of his father, with a dedication “in body and soul,”

It paid off, he went travelling to see what is eaten in other parts of the world as well as in Spain. He was taught by, amongst others the French chef Didier Oudil (known in France for having led the Café de Paris in Biarritz). In 1986, Berasategui got his first Michelin star with his own restaurant in Lasarte. This week the Basque chef was in the Abama hotel (Guía de Isora) to visit his restaurant team MB and review the daily menus and oversee his other “eye” in Tenerife, the chef Erlantz Gorostiza. In 2010 the M.B. Abama, which

is set in the gardens of the hotel, was recognized by the prestigious Michelin Guide with a star. Since then it has proved popular with the Spanish, Canarians as well as other nationals. To Berasategui, Canarian cuisine has a great personality, he is proud to have put his stamp in the south of the island with his signature restaurant. “The Canarian cuisine is an important part of the Spanish culture, and it bothers me when there are regions of Spain who are shy about talking about their qualities,” he says. “I can eat very well in the Canary Islands for a number of

reasons, to begin with, the quality of the raw material, the climate and the smile of the people,” he says. “Just go see fishermen, farmers, or the excellent tomatoes of this land”. In the current financial crisis, this chef believes in “the forces of air drives the mill” of creativity to the delicate moments in the new projects that create illusions. Berasategui enters the kitchen of his restaurant and embraces his cooks and helpers. He knows he has worked hard to get here. “With respect, energy and innovation “, but warns that innovation has always existed, “since the first tortilla”.

Marc Craig Nominated Best Male Singer MANY congratulations go to Marc Craig, our resident singer as he has been nominated as “Best Male Singer” in the Tenerife Entertainment Awards. Although Marc has been nominated 5 times in the past 5 years, it has always been as part of Best Group. “This is my 6th year as a nominee and it

means so much more to me now that I have been nominated in my own right rather than as a Wildboy”! We wish Marc and all the rest of the nominees in this competition all the very best of luck. The final will be on Sunday 30th September at Castillo San Miguel.

Santa Cruz Becoming “Shanty Town”

THE Spanish press is reporting a developing crisis on the outskirts of Santa Cruz: not a cardboard city, but a real shanty town underneath the Pancho Camurria sports pavilion where 18 people now live in 15 shacks.

Tenerife director of Cáritas, Leonardo Ruiz, says that these are Canarians, not foreigners, a point he stressed to show that this crisis is now literally “hitting home” and that these people have refused the offer of a place in a “refuge” because they prefer to maintain their independence and dignity. They are, indeed, setting up home properly for themselves, with some even

having television. Santa Cruz Social Services councillor, José Manuel Arocha, confirmed Sr Ruiz’ statement, and added that they are eating at the refuge and the La Milagrosa food kitchen in Calle La Noria, but live in their shacks as their only home, where they are more comfortable than they would be under the regime, and indignity, of being a social refuge resident. The shacks are, inevitably, deemed “illegal”, and regardless of the official designation clearly has neither protection from the elements nor security. None the less, they are all these people have now. Sr Arocha says that they will have to be dismantled at some point, and he hoped it would be sooner rather than later; he added that it wasn’t really a

matter for his departmnent anyway but that of Obras y Servicios and the Policía Local. Where these people are to go, it seems, is less important than they do actually go, and that they’re

someone else’s problem. There is a Dickensian feel about the pressure to get the poor out of public view, and to move them on. One thing is clear, however, and that is that it doesn’t really

matter where the authorities want them to go because at some point, in probably the very near future, there will be far more than 18 people to move and 15 shacks to pull down.

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No Health Cover Man Falls

FROM 1st September 2012, around 20,000 of the illegal immigrants currently in the Canary Islands will find themselves in a state of limbo with regards to their health cover.

The regional government has decided to implement a decree that leaves them with no health benefits. The exceptions to these new rules are children, pregnant women, anyone who is deemed to be seriously ill and those people who are already on a waiting list. The director of the Canary Islands Health Service (SCS), Juana Maria Reyes, said yesterday that the illegal immigrants that are already on a waiting list for surgery will be dealt with. According to unofficial estimates that manages the Health Department; it would affect around 20,000 people in the Canaries. From the Department of Health yesterday there was a call for “calm” as anyone who is currently on a waiting list for surgery will be seen to even after this decree comes into effect. They have stated that the Department of Health will also continue to attend emergencies resulting from accidents or serious illness affecting the illegal immigrant population.

off Teide

EMERGENCY services were called out to rescue a man, in his fifties, who literally fell off Mount Teide! He had been walking in the National Park and fell 3,270 meters and suffered injury that prevented him from being able to continue hiking.

The emergency services dispatched a helicopter to rescue him and he was then transferred by ambulance the hospital centre in the south of Tenerife.

Beach storage Lockers in Adeje

TROYA Beach in Adeje, has come up with a novel way to store your belongings, lockers! Now you can stop worrying about your stuff and just enjoy the beach. The lockers were designed by CANARIA, the Box security Services, and made of steel, similar to those installed in banks and post office boxes.

Using these lockers costs just 3,00 Euros per day, have two keys, one of which you keep, another is given to a guard, locks can only be opened with a combination of both keys. Initially only two modules have been installed on the beach, a total of 216 boxes, but more are scheduled if the plan proves to be successful. Council officials have pointed out that with this new service, Troya Beach

becomes the first beach in the world to have a new and modern storage! This system started up approximately three weeks ago. People are now becoming aware of this and each day the number of lockers used increases. People are finding it convenient and don’t have to worry about personal belongings especially ones of value getting damaged or stolen.

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Gibraltar Music Festival

THE first mega “Gibraltar Music Festival” will take place on Saturday 8th September 2012.

Featuring international acts the festival is expected to become an annual event. The festival will be held on Saturday 8th September 2012 at Victoria Stadium. Doors open at 16:00 hrs. Tickets are priced from £30 for general entry and £100 for V.I.P. entrance. After her stunning performance at The 2012 Olympic Closing Ceremony Jessie J will be the headline act and is sure to be featuring massive hits such as ‘Price Tag’ and ‘Laserlight’, With iconic songs like ‘Red Red Wine’, Ali Campbell toured the globe for 30 years as the lead singer and founding member of UB40, selling over 70 million records worldwide.

Ali Campbell’s UB40 is also confirmed to appear. Three local bands will also feature: Noiz, Jetstream and Atomica 4. The Gibraltar

Government has said they’re confident the Gibraltar Music Festival will appeal to a wide cross-section. Tickets are available in

Gibraltar through Vijay and Music Corner and through Ticketmaster. Great news if you have children, The Ministry of

Culture has announced that children under 12 will be allowed free admittance, if accompanied by a parent or legal guardian.

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No more license permits for bullfighting events THE city of San Sebastian, northern Spain, under the nationalist Bildu mayor Juan Karlos Izagirre, has announced that it will refuse all license permits for bullfighting events in the city as from next year.

the measure and although the Town hall can’t ban bullfighting, it can refuse to issue public licenses to any companies that want to put one on. Also, since all the bullfighting venues in town happen to be public buildings, the Town Hall says that it is exploring options to refurbish and reuse these venues for other sports, respecting, it added quickly, the historic and traditional values of the buildings. It’s rumoured that the Illumbe, the famous bullfighting ring in the town, may be refurbished as a basketball court and used as the new stadium for the Gipuzkoa Basket Club (GBC), who already uses the building when there isn’t a bullfight on.

The nationalist group Bildu has said, and Juan Karlos agrees, that it is 100% anti-bullfighting and looks forwards to the day that it is finally dropped across Spain, and that next year’s “la Semana Grande” of San Sebastian will be, for the first time ever, animal free. Political parties PSE/EE (the local PSOE) and the PP both voted against

Tomato Festival

AROUND 40,000 people from all over the world took part in a gigantic food fight with ripe tomatoes, the popular “Tomatina” festival, in the eastern Spanish town of Bunol. The yearly hour-long tomato war was begun 67 years ago as a game by local youths but it has steadily been gaining greater attention worldwide. European and Asian participants have long been regulars at the messy event, and this year people came to lob tomatoes at one another from Australia, Brazil, Argentina, Latvia, and many other countries. The preparation for the ritual, which is traditionally held on the last Wednesday in August, began Tuesday at sundown with a marathon of parties, dances and concerts that lasted until dawn. After a break for the revellers to sleep and gather their strength- which they did on the grass in local parks or in sleeping bags laid out right on the streets- the excitement among the thousands present started to build as they awaited the arrival of the trucks loaded with 120 tonnes of ripe, deep red

tomatoes and the beginning of the tomato-schlacht that really put Bunol on the international tourism maps some 10 years ago. In the hours before the arrival of the tomato trucks, those present braved the day’s increasing heat and bought food, drinks and clothing at the stands and kiosks that had sprung up along the streets of the Mediterranean coastal town. Many also bought diver’s goggles from opportunistic street vendors as protection

against the acids in tomatoes, which would soon be smashed all over everything and everyone. The “uniform” worn by most people, at least by those who were familiar with the event, consisted of a white T-shirt and shorts or a bathing suit, all specially selected for later use as rags or to be discarded in the nearest basura. Some of those on hand even dared to complete their outfitting with a bit of peculiar head protection: watermelon rinds cut into the shape of

helmets. Also, there were many people dressed in costumes of various kinds: pink rabbits, samurais, cooks, karate fighters and traditional Spanish outfits of one sort or another. As the hour drew near when the tomato battle was to begin, in the narrow street along which the tomato trucks would come, smiles appeared on the faces of the thousands in the crowd. On the dot of 11 a.m., a rocket announced the start of the event and the five trucks loaded with ripe tomatoes appeared and

dumped their cargoes. People grabbed up the fruit and began hurling them at one another and smashing them onto each other, quickly coating everything in sight and creating a red pulpy, juicy mess in the historic town centre with its white houses and building fronts. This year, the tomato war became a cathartic event, given the uncertainty about the country’s prevailing economic crisis, as participants did everything they could to recover their spirits, which have been beaten down a good bit by so much negative news of late. Sixty minutes after the first tomato was thrown another blast of gunpowder signalled the end of the fight, and after things settled down one could see the true extent of the monumental mess. After years of experience with this event, local cleaning crews and residents had once again made the area amazingly spic and span within just a few hours. Meanwhile, the exhausted but exhilarated participants headed to the river and the portable showers set up for the occasion to rinse off the tomatoes that covered them and soaked their clothing.

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Dancing in the Streets

PARTY goers filled the streets of west London as the Notting Hill Carnival, Europe’s biggest street festival, was again the place to be over the bank holiday weekend. A multi-ethnic throng milled between the stalls and thumping sound systems, drinking, dancing, and tasting jerk chicken as the smells of open-cooked food wafted through the air. Cloudy weather did not deter hordes from flooding the streets to cheer on dozens of floats and flamboyantly dressed dancers parading through the neighbourhood. An extra 2,000 police officers were brought in to keep order in Notting Hill on Monday, adding to the 5,000 on patrol for Sunday’s Children’s Day. They confirmed that 152 people had been arrested on Monday - compared with 172 on the same day last year. Commander Christine Jones said: “It is relatively crime free when you think how many people are here and what the potential could be but actually, this is a

London celebration of a diverse culture. “People come here to have fun and we’re here to support that.” The carnival was founded in 1964 following disturbances in Notting Hill six years earlier that saw clashes between whites and newly arrived immigrants from the West Indies.

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This year’s festivities have largely been peaceful so far, police said, though one 20-year-old man was left in a serious but stable condition on Sunday after being stabbed in Ladbroke Grove and another 35 year old was in a critical condition after being stabbed near the carnival site.

The carnival, known as Europe’s biggest street festival, is now in its 48th year. About one million people are expected to have attended this year’s carnival. Organiser Vincent John, from the Notting Hill Carnival Trust, said the event had been fantastic, with lots of people enjoying themselves.

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Giant Panda New Arrival

THE Chengdu Panda Base in China is celebrating the arrival of a brand new baby panda. Mother Yuan Yuan gave birth on Saturday August 23rd to a tiny wriggling cub, her fourth, after just three hours of labour.

The yet to be named cub weighed in at just 137 grams, it will be a few months before it is known if it is a boy or a girl when its fur changes colour.

Pandas are notoriously difficult to breed so it is even better news for scientists as this latest cub was conceived naturally as they can only breed for 2-3 days a year.

Underwater Dancing in a Wheelchair

A DISABLED north Devon woman is preparing for a London 2012 Cultural Olympiad performance, using her specially-adapted wheelchair to perform underwater ballet.

Only 115 days until Christmas!

IT’S not even the end of summer yet, but that has not stopped bosses at Asda from opening a string of Santa’s grottos around the country, four months before the big day. Stores across the country have had criticism levelled at them from parents and communities alike saying that it is ‘too early’ for them to be getting into the festive spirit. Sharon Spencer, a mother-of-three from Gravesend, Kent, said the appearance of grottos was putting an unnecessary pressure on parents being pestered by their children. She said: ‘How can they justify putting up a Santa’s grotto in August? ‘It’s still four months until Christmas and all it is doing is forcing parents into having to explain to their children that they can’t have any presents yet because it’s only August.’ Mrs Spencer, whose children are four,

Sue Austin, who has been in a wheelchair since 1996 after developing ME, is a student at the University of Plymouth and is believed to be the world’s first underwater acrobat in a wheelchair. She developed the chair with help from dive experts and academics. Artist Sue Austin is preparing to show off a prototype self-propelled underwater wheelchair to the public. She will be performing in Weymouth and Portland during the Olympic celebrations as part of the Cultural Olympiad celebrations. She said: “This work is about showing that in spite of working with mental and physical limitations, it is still possible if you have a passion about

six and seven, added: ‘My children have already starting telling me what they want for Christmas, but are expecting it to come sooner rather than later. ‘It puts a lot of pressure on us parents especially given the fact that money is tight at the best of times.’ She is not alone in her criticism of Asda. Many people have taken to Twitter and Facebook to complain, designer Abby Hambletron saying: ‘I was a little surprised to see a Christmas grotto in Asda, you know – seeing how it’s still only August.’ It’s not just shoppers who are unhappy by the rather early appearance of Christmas workers dressed in elf costumes at an Asda in Doncaster were described as ‘rather sheepish looking’ as they handed out flyers. However a spokesman for Asda said that the appearance of Father Christmas was only temporary and part of a savings drive for parents worried about affording Christmas.

something to transcend those issues.” “When we started talking to people about it, engineers were saying it wouldn’t work, the wheelchair would go into a spin, it was not designed to go through water - but I was sure it would,” . The model is powered by two dive propulsion vehicles and steered with a bespoke fin and footoperated acrylic strip. Ms Austin says she first had the idea after learning to scuba dive in 2005. She bought an NHS wheelchair for the project and spent months with her team perfecting its buoyancy. She initially designed flotation aids, but in the end found that simple swimming floats worked better.

The wheelchair, which has patents pending and is as yet unnamed, is already in demand, she said. “We’ve had Padi [Professional Association of Diving Instructors] course directors and very experienced divers saying they would pay to hire it,” she said. “The Oceanography department at the University of Plymouth, where I did a BA [bachelor of arts degree] in performing arts, said it would make their courses accessible to students with disabilities.” There is one problem with the wheelchair however - the frame is beginning to rust. Ms Austin says that ideally the next model should be made of titanium.

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Hurricane Isaac Hits New Orleans

THE US city was battered by ferocious winds and torrential rain seven years after suffering under the wrath of Katrina.

Parts of the United States continue to face a battering from what is left of Hurricane Isaac. The massive cyclone weakened to a tropical storm as it continued to grind its way inland from the Gulf Coast, producing ferocious winds and torrential rain. Fears of a repeat of the catastrophe of Hurricane Katrina, which swamped large parts of New Orleans and killed hundreds, did not materialise and there have been no reports of any deaths or serious injuries. The city’s mayor Mitch Landrieu said the multi-billion dollar flood defence “levees”, put in place after Katrina, had done their job. He said: “The levee system is fine. There are no risks. It is holding exactly as we expected it to and is performing exactly as it should.” A dawn-to-dusk curfew was imposed in New Orleans, enforced by armed police and National Guard units, amid reports of looting in a city which many residents and tourists have left ahead of the storm. One woman who decided to stay said: “I wish we had gone. It was worse than we thought it would be. I left during Hurricane

Katrina, I usually leave, and this is actually one of the first times I’ve stayed. I think next time I’ll probably go.” Close by, a handful of bars which had remained open were doing good business. Outside of New Orleans, people living in low-lying Plaquemines Parish, a sparsely populated area south of the city, have not been so lucky. Floodwater poured over levees which have not been improved since before Katrina and more than 100 were rescued, including 25 trapped on their roofs or attics. Local resident Jesse Shaffer and his

father plucked more than 20 people to safety in rescue missions using their own fishing boat. Officials warned that the dangers from Isaac were far from over. Rick Knabb, director of the National Hurricane Centre, said: “The slow motion and large size of this system are making the impacts more severe and wider ranging than some folks might have perceived would be the case from a category one hurricane. It’s human nature to think that if I think back to my experience with some past hurricane, if this one’s a lower category, then I’m going to be fine.”

It is estimated that some 750,000 homes have been left without power across Louisiana and officials are warning it could be days before repairs are possible. Damage has also been reported in Mississippi and Alabama and the slow pace of Isaac means the impact could felt for the next 36 hours. On the campaign trail in Virginia, US President Barack Obama sent a message to the Gulf Coast. He said: “Our thoughts are with you. Our prayers are with you. We are doing every single thing that we need to do to ensure the folks down there are taken care of.”

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Moors Murder Victim Mum Dies WORLD NEWS

WINNIE Johnson, the mother of Moors murder victim Keith Bennett, has died after a long battle with cancer.

Mrs Johnson, 78, died on 18 August after a long campaign to get her son’s killer, Ian Brady, to reveal the location of his body. Brady and his lover Myra Hindley murdered five children between 1963 and 1965. Keith’s body is the only one not to have been found after he was abducted. The 12-year-old was taken whilst he was on his way to his grandmother’s house in Manchester on 16th June 1964. A statement by her son Alan Bennett said: “She was a much loved mother, grandmother and great-grandmother, and is survived by one younger brother. Winnie fought tirelessly for decades to find Keith and give him a Christian burial”. “Although this was not possible during her lifetime, we, her family, intend to continue this fight now for her and for Keith. We hope that the authorities and the public will support us in this.” Mr Ainley, who had represented Mrs Johnson’s legal interests in the past few years, reaffirmed her beliefs that Brady still held the key to Keith’s burial spot “Over the years, Winnie has insisted Brady is the only person who could put her mind to rest and give her the chance to give Keith a decent burial before she passed away,” he said. Martin Bottomley, Head of Investigative Review of Greater Manchester Police’s Major and Cold Case Crime Unit, has constantly called on Brady to “do the decent thing and tell us where he [Keith] is.” He described Mrs Johnson as a “tenacious and courageous woman” who was “now at peace with the little boy she missed so much” Detectives are examining claims that Moors Murderer Ian Brady may have revealed information about where 12-year-old victim Keith Bennett is buried. Police are currently investigating whether Brady, 74, gave details to his mental health advocate, Jackie Powell. However Detectives checking documents seized from Ms Powell’s home have so far found no letter or any evidence to suggest Brady has disclosed the location of Keith’s body. Police have also

searched the hospital where Brady is being treated but no relevant documents were found. Ms Powell was arrested in south Wales on suspicion of preventing a lawful burial and has been bailed. A police spokesman stated “What we are looking at is the possibility, and at this stage it is only a possibility, that he has written a letter to Keith’s mum Winnie Johnson which was not to be opened until after his death. We do not know if this is true or simply a ruse but we clearly

have a duty to investigate such information on behalf of Keith’s family.” The police were alerted to the possibility of information about the location of Keith’s remains by the makers of a Channel 4 documentary about Brady, who said Ms Powell had told them she had received letters from the killer, one of which was for Mrs Johnson. In the programme, Ms Powell said that “clearly there’s something within the letter that may be able to find her son, I would

suggest”. She added that she thought there “might be nothing in the letter” and, as a result, she had been “in a dilemma” as to whether to inform police. Back in 1987, Ian Brady and Myra Hindley came to the moors to help the police try and pinpoint the graves - on that occasion, they found the grave of Pauline Reade, but they did not find Keith. The shifting landscape has made the search all the more difficult over the years. Police will be looking very carefully at this letter to see if

there is any evidence for them to make a more focused search. In a statement posted on a site dedicated to Keith, his brother Alan Bennett said that “Until some definite information is found regarding Keith’s whereabouts we do not want to raise our hopes too high at this stage. Nonetheless, it is a very important development,” he added. Brady, 74, was jailed for life in 1966 at Chester Assizes for the murders of Lesley Ann Downey, 10, John Kilbride, 12, and Edward Evans, 17. His victims had all been kidnapped and tortured. He has spent the past 25 years at the high-security Ashworth Hospital in Merseyside and has been tube-fed since refusing food 12 years ago. Myra Hindley, who died in prison in November 2002 aged 60, was given a life sentence for the murders of Lesley Ann and Edward and for shielding Brady after John’s murder. In 1987 they admitted killing Keith and 16-year-old Pauline Reade, whose bodies had not been found. Both were taken back to Saddleworth Moor to help police find the remains of the missing victims but only Pauline’s body was found. The director of public prosecutions at the time decided prosecuting Brady and Hindley for the final two killings would not be in the public interest. Police abandoned the hunt for Keith Bennett’s body in 2009 and officers said they would need fresh evidence to resume the search. Last month Brady, who was born in Glasgow, was due to go before a mental health tribunal to consider his application to be transferred to a Scottish prison and be allowed to die. But the hearing was postponed when he suffered a seizure. Last December, Mrs Johnson, from Longsight, Manchester, said she wanted to attend the planned hearing to face Brady, saying she had “never seen him face to face”. But in the days leading up to the tribunal, before it was called off, she said it would be too traumatic for her to attend. Mrs Johnson’s solicitor John Ainley said his client had “always believed that Ian Brady knew where her son was buried. Her one and only desire is to give her son a proper family burial during her lifetime.” Sadly this never came to be, she has, however, at last been reunited with her son.

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This Week In Vivo

The big, big happening at Vivo this week was, of course, our Post Wedding Party for Ciaran and Marian. They had been married at a very lush hotel the day before and wanted to celebrate with some of their friends at a BBQ at Vivo.

The colour scheme was requested to be blue, pink and silver, so we recruited the fabulous Balloon Warehouse to come down and transform our pergola on the back terrace into a beautiful, romantic venue, and they didn’t let us down. They decorated our bridges with ribbon and Laid up for the party

netting, styled a wonderful heart shaped balloon archway, strung balloons from every available surface. Sally also made some wonderful “Bonsai Trees” from baby balloons for the table decorations. After adding navy blue tablecloths, the pergola looked absolutely fabulous.

Guests arrived from 7.30pm and the BBQ, with a specially selected menu, started at 8.00pm., Marc Craig sang a specially adapted set for the predominantly Irish guests. They loved it and we had a few impromptu entertainers for the night. The youngsters in the group went off and

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played on one of our 18 hole mini golf courses or messed about in the kids park on the trampolines, bouncy castles and carousels, whilst the “grown ups” sang, danced and gossiped the night away. Ciaran, the groom, was amazed that we had managed to please the entire party, not an easy feat, and he was delighted with the way everything looked, the food, “superb” and the general tone of the party. The biggest surprise of the night was how much tea this lot got through, oceans of it and apparently, Adam, one of our waiters, makes the best cup of tea this side of Ireland!

They stayed until 2am. Enough said!

Ciaran and his brand new wife alongside some of their guests also wanted to see Bitter & Twisted, so we booked them into our Saturday night show, Decades Goes to Hollywood. This show is, at the moment, only available on Saturdays and is especially aimed at families with children. With the Decades Dancers, Bitter and Twisted go on a journey of film through the years featuring scenes from 101 Dalmatians, Snow White, Happy Feet as well as some old, old favourites, The King and I, New York, New York, Mary Poppins and James Bond and loads more. The costumes are fantastic and the

choreography is second to none. On arrival you will be served with a Champagne cocktail and luxury chocolates and the chance to have your photograph taken with Bitter & Twisted, if you are brave enough! The show bar opens at 7.30pm and you will be shown to your t a b l e by one of our trained waiting staff, who will also take your drinks order. Our Saturday menu consists of a choice of starters, either tomato soup with croutons or tomato stuffed with rice and tuna, succulent slow roasted pork with a choice of profiteroles or Chocolate and Vanilla Ice Cream Slice as dessert. We do offer a vegetarian menu and, of course, cater to our younger guests with their own especially adapted menu of soup,

chicken and ice cream. Many of our guests have a special occasion they want to celebrate at the

show and we offer to cater for them as much as possible. On Saturday we had the Flinders family of eight from Cheshire who wanted to surprise one of the family members. Darren, who was going to be 40, had decided he wanted no fuss at all and that a night at Decades

was perfect. However, his family had contacted us from the U.K. before their arrival and ordered a cake in the shape of a Jagermeister bottle. They brought along some badges and candles and the table was laid up for their arrival. He was absolutely thrilled with the result; he may also have been teased by Bitter & Twisted, just a little! This week we also were extremely lucky enough to be the proud recipients of 4 Carp, very kindly donated by Suzanne Wormald. She had raised them from babies and now they were far too large for her 200 litre tank. They arrived on what we hoped would be a fairly cloudy day amongst great excitement from both staff and resort guests. The fish, now named as John, Barry, Sparkles and Lippy join the fifty or so residents of our ponds and, after a somewhat hesitant start, the four fish went off with their new playmates. Jake, one of the managers at Vivo is an aficionado on fish and was delighted to be “dad” to his new arrivals. We all thank Suzanne for entrusting us with her fish. We will be sending reports on their progress! Why not come on down and see our new arrivals for yourselves?

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6:00am.........................................Breakfast 9:15am ................................... Heir Hunters 10:00am ...... Homes Under the Hammer 11:00am .............. Saints and Scroungers 11:30am .........................Cash in the Attic 12:15pm ............................... Bargain Hunt 1:00pm .......................... BBC News at One 1:45pm ........................................... Doctors 2:15pm.................Escape to the Country 3:00pm ........................................BBC News 3:05pm ........................................Deadly 60 3:35pm ......................................... Splatalot 4:00pm .......................... Shaun the Sheep 4:10pm .........................................Wingin’ It 4:30pm .......................................Blue Peter 5:00pm .....................................Newsround 5:15pm.......................................... Pointless 6:00pm ...........................BBC News at Six 6:30pm ....................... BBC London News 7:00pm .............................. The One Show 7:30pm .................................. Cash Britain 8:00pm ....................................EastEnders Kat is shocked by her unexpected response to a fight amongst the footballers. Matters take a turn for the worse on a play date for Tanya and Sharon’s sons. 8:30pm .......................................... Miranda Miranda’s mother Penny is disappointed that Miranda runs a joke shop rather than having a proper job. 9:00pm ...................... In with the Flynns 9:30pm .......................Mrs. Brown’s Boys 10:00pm ...................... BBC News at Ten 10:35pm .................. Would I Lie to You? 11:05pm..................... Come Fly with Me 11:35pm...............The National Lottery Friday Night Draws 11:45pm............... EastEnders Omnibus 1:40am ............................... Weatherview 1:45am ............Hairy Bikers’ Bake-ation 2:45am .................................Real Rescues

6:00am...................................Children’s TV 8:15am ..............................................Ooglies 8:30am................. Nina and the Neurons: In the Lab 8:45am.........................................Baby Jake 9:00am...........................Tinga Tinga Tales 9:10am .........................Little Charley Bear 9:20am................. Raa Raa the Noisy Lion 9:30am............................. Bob the Builder: Project Build It 9:40am....................... The Koala Brothers 9:50am......................................... Lunar Jim 10:00am .....................................Octonauts 10:05am ....................................... Kerwhizz 10:30am ............Driver Dan’s Story Train 10:40am ......................................Waybuloo 11:00am ................... In the Night Garden 11:30am ..........................BBC World News 12:00pm ..............................................Coast 12:20pm .................To Buy or Not to Buy 12:50pm ................... The Spiral Staircase 2:15pm.......................... The Weakest Link 3:00pm .................................. Real Rescues 3:45pm ...........................The Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour of Britain 4:30pm ............................................. Flog It! 5:15pm............................. Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6:00pm .......................................Eggheads 6:30pm ................Celebrity MasterChef 7:00pm .......................Hidcote: A Garden for All Seasons 8:00pm .................................. Mastermind 8:30pm ........................ Gardeners’ World 9:00pm .................................Parade’s End 10:00pm ................................................... QI 10:30pm ..................................Newsnight 11:00pm........ The Review Show at the Edinburgh Festival 11:50pm........................Reading Festival 2012 -Highlights 1:20am ....................................... BBC News

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6:00am..........................................Daybreak 8:30am............................................Lorraine 9:25am................. The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30am ................................This Morning 11:25am ....................................... ITV News 11:30am ................................This Morning 12:30pm .......................... Let’s Do Lunch... With Gino and Mel 1:30pm ................ITV News and Weather 2:00pm ....................... Murder, She Wrote 3:00pm ...............................Secret Dealers 4:00pm .......................Midsomer Murders Midsomer Barton is celebrating Oak Apple Week when a grieving mother is found drowned, in an apparent suicide. 5:00pm ........Don’t Blow the Inheritance 6:00pm ........................... London Tonight 6:30pm ..............ITV News and Weather 7:00pm ....................................Emmerdale Rhona and Paddy put a plan together to move to New Zealand regardless. Amy is disgusted when she realises Kerry has stood her up - just to get drunk with Andy. Katie is unsettled by Robbie’s behaviour on her birthday. 7:30pm ........................... UEFA Super Cup Chelsea v Atletico Madrid. Adrian Chiles introduces live coverage of the UEFA Super Cup between Champions League winners Chelsea and Europa League winners Atletico Madrid at the Stade Louis II in Monaco. 10:10pm...ITV News at Ten & Weather 10:45pm ....................................Stay Alive Teen horror. When two of their friends die after playing a violent video game, a group of youngsters dare to play on, but soon become locked in a mortal battle against the system as they begin to suffer the same grisly fates as their onscreen characters. 12:20am .....................................The Store 2:25am ...............................Deep Blue Sea Adventure story about a team of scientists who find themselves at the mercy of genetically modified sharks.

6:05am..................... Paralympics Tonight 7:00am ......................... Paralympic Games Breakfast Show 9:15am ...............Paralympic Games 2012 12:00pm ...........................Channel 4 News 12:05pm ............Paralympic Games 2012 1:00pm ..............Paralympic Games 2012 3:25pm ..............................Deal or No Deal 4:25pm ...................... Come Dine with Me 4:55pm ................................ The Simpsons 5:25pm ..............Paralympic Games 2012 6:30pm ....................................... Hollyoaks A guilty Ash refuses to stand by and watch her family fall apart, while at the McQueens’ home, a surprise visitor tries to persuade Michaela not to give up a fantastic opportunity. 7:00pm ........................... Channel 4 News 7:30pm ...................... Paralympic Games 2012 Tonight: Athletics, Swimming and Wheelchair Basketball Live coverage of the 2012 Paralympics in London continues with the first night of track and field action in the Olympic Stadium. Britain’s first gold medal on the track could be won by 20-year-old Hannah Cockroft. 10:30pm .............................. The Last Leg with Adam Hills Adam Hills presents an alternative review of each day at the London 2012 Paralympic Games, showing all the best gems of action and taking a sideways look at the intricacies of disability sport. 11:15pm ........ Alan Carr’s Summertime Specstacular Alan Carr throws a raucous summer party to remember. Alan’s very special guests appear throughout in various guises including VT sketches, entertaining games for top prizes, and top musical performances. 1:15am ..............The Darjeeling Limited 2:50am ................................................Mesh 2:55am ........................... My Name is Earl

Paralympic Games

Channel 4 - 7:30 - 10:30 pm Live coverage of the 2012 Paralympics in London continues with the first night of track and field action in the Olympic Stadium. Britain’s first gold medal on the track could be won by 20-year-old Hannah Cockroft. The wheelchair athlete from Halifax is the reigning World Champion in the Women’s T34 100m and will be going for gold at 8.15pm. Half an hour later Sophia Warner will line-up in the T35 200m, in the stadium where she set a European record in May. At 9.15pm, in

the Men’s Wheelchair Basketball competition, the British team begin their Paralympic campaign with a tough match against Canada at the North Greenwich Arena. GB took bronze in Beijing, but Canada have taken gold and silver at the last two Paralympics. Over at the Aquatics Centre, British swimming sensation Ben Procter is hoping for success in the S14 100m Backstroke Final. Other swimming events include the Men’s 100m S13 Butterfly and the Women’s 200m SM5 Individual Medley.

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7:00am ...............................................Arthur 7:05am ...............................................Arthur 7:10am .............The League of Super Evil 7:25am ........................................ Pet Squad 7:35am ............ What’s New Scooby-Doo? 8:00am.........................................Deadly 60 8:30am......................Scooby-Doo and the Loch Ness Monster 9:45am............................................ Eliot Kid 10:00am ............................ Alesha’s Street Dance Stars 10:30am ......... Jedward’s Big Adventure 11:00am ........................Four O’Clock Club 11:25am ........................Four O’Clock Club 11:55am ........................Four O’Clock Club 12:30pm ........................Four O’Clock Club 1:00pm ..........................Four O’Clock Club 1:30pm ..........................Four O’Clock Club

2:00pm ................Sarah Jane’s Alien Files 2:30pm ........................................Deadly 60 3:00pm ..........................Incredible Edibles 3:30pm ................................... Hacker Time 4:00pm ........... What’s New Scooby-Doo? 4:30pm .............................. Alesha’s Street Dance Stars 5:00pm ............................... Young Dracula 5:30pm .........................................Leonardo 6:00pm .............................................. Merlin 6:45pm .........................Shaun the Sheep

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6:00am................................. Children´s TV 11:10am ....Ultimate Police Interceptors 12:10pm ..................... 5 News Lunchtime 12:15pm ................ Celebrity Big Brother 1:15pm......................................Pawn Stars 1:45pm .................................... Neighbours 2:15pm...................................................NCIS 3:15pm........................... Family Gathering 5:00pm ....................................5 News at 5 5:30pm .................................... Neighbours 6:00pm ......... Andy Bates’ Street Feasts 6:30pm .............................................5 News 7:00pm .............................Frontline Police 8:00pm ........................Ice Road Truckers: Deadliest Roads 9:00pm .................. Celebrity Big Brother 10:30pm ..............Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit on the Side 11:20pm ............................... The Bachelor 12:20am ................................. Cricket on 5

7:00pm .................................. Doctor Who A madcap caretaker greets evacuee Madge Arwell and her two children and leads them into a magical wintry world. 8:00pm ................Great Movie Mistakes Robert Webb is your guide to some of the biggest continuity foul-ups cinema has given us in recent times. 9:00pm .............The Comedy Marathon Spectacular 10:00pm ............... The Tapeface Tapes 10:30pm .................................EastEnders 11:00pm........................... Bad Education 11:30pm.................................. Family Guy 12:15am .................. The Revolution Will be Televised 12:45am ...........The Comedy Marathon Spectacular 1:45am .................. The Tapeface Tapes 2:15am ............................. Bad Education 2:45am .................... The Revolution Will be Televised

8:55am...... Location, Location, Location 10:00am ............................... Four in a Bed 10:35am ....................River Cottage Bites 10:50am ...................... A Place in the Sun 11:25am ............................... The 39 Steps 1:15pm...................................... Time Team 3:25pm ............. Paralympic Games 2012 5:25pm ......................Come Dine with Me

7:15am ...........The Jeremy Kyle Show US 8:05am...........Planet’s Funniest Animals 8:25am.................. The Only Way is Essex 9:25am....................The Real Housewives of Orange County 10:15am..................The Real Housewives of New York City 11:10am ....................................Judge Judy 12:00pm ...................................Emmerdale 1:00pm ........................Coronation Street 1:30pm ................The Jeremy Kyle Show 3:40pm ...................The Real Housewives of Orange County 4:40pm ...................The Real Housewives of New York City 5:35pm .....................................Judge Judy 6:00pm ........The Jeremy Kyle Show US 7:00pm ...................... Peter Andre’s Bad Boyfriend Club 8:00pm ..................You’ve Been Framed Rides Again! 9:00pm ................................. Mamma Mia! 11:15pm ............................... Take Me Out

6:00am........................ Carry on Laughing 6:25am....................................... Heartbeat 7:20am .................... Upstairs, Downstairs 8:30am.................................. On the Buses 9:00am........Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman 10:00am .............Ruth Rendell Mysteries 11:05am .....................Murder, She Wrote 12:05pm .....................Murder, She Wrote 1:05pm ...................................... Heartbeat 2:05pm ...........................Hamish Macbeth 3:10pm .......................... The Casebook of Sherlock Holmes 4:20pm ................................. On the Buses 4:50pm ...................................... Heartbeat 5:50pm ............................Downton Abbey

6:00am............................................Film File 6:10am ..........................The Professionals 7:00am ............................................ Batman 7:55am ..............................................Minder 8:55am.................................... The Fall Guy 9:55am............................... Quantum Leap 11:00am ...........................................Cycling 12:00pm ...........................................Minder 1:00pm ...............Police, Camera, Action! 2:00pm .............................. Quantum Leap 3:00pm ................................... The Fall Guy 4:00pm ........................................... Batman 5:00pm .........................The Professionals

6:55pm .....................Murder, She Wrote 8:00pm .....................Midsomer Murders 10:00pm ......................A Touch of Frost 12:10am ................................. Atonement 2:10am .........................The Casebook of Sherlock Holmes

6:25pm ........... Paralympic Games 2012 7:30pm ..................... Gok Cooks Chinese 8:00pm ..............................Grand Designs 9:00pm ...............................The Departed Matt Damon plays Colin Sullivan, spotted as a kid by gangster Frank Costello, who grooms him to become a successful cop, Frank’s eyes and ears inside the force. 11:55pm...............Embarrassing Bodies 1:00am ....................Come Dine with Me 2:00am ..............................Grand Designs

6:00pm ............................. Quantum Leap 7:00pm ............................................Cycling 8:00pm ............................................ Minder 9:00pm ....................................Manhunter 11:25pm...................... Blue Moon Rising 1:25am ............................................ Minder 2:25am .............Police, Camera, Action!

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S AT U R D AY 6:00am.........................................Breakfast 10:00am ....Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11:30am .............................Football Focus 12:00pm ......................................BBC News 12:05pm .......................BBC London News 12:10pm ..........F1: Grand Prix Qualifying 2:30pm ......................................... Triathlon Coverage of the sixth leg of the Triathlon World Series in Stockholm, with competitors from around the globe looking to book their place at the end of season grand final. 4:00pm ......................................Final Score 5:25pm ........................................BBC News 5:40pm .........................BBC London News 5:45pm .....................A Question of Sport 6:20pm .............................. Total Wipeout 7:20pm .................................. Doctor Who When the Doctor is kidnapped by his oldest foe, he is forced on an impossible mission - to a place even the Daleks are too terrified to enter. 8:10pm ................The National Lottery: Secret Fortune Playing for a Secret Fortune today are sisters Deb and Roma. They could walk away with as little as £100 or as much as £100,000. 9:00pm ......................................... Casualty Sam and Tom are pushed to their limits when a cage fighter goes against their advice. Some devastating news threatens to ruin a wedding. 9:50pm ....................................... BBC News 10:10pm......................Match of the Day Gary Lineker introduces the best of the action and reaction from the day’s six Premier League matches. Including the clash between Manchester City and Queens Park Rangers at the Etihad Stadium. 11:30pm............................... The Football League Show 12:50am ............................. Weatherview 12:55am ..................................... BBC News

6:00am...................................Children’s TV 6:20am........................................Wibbly Pig 6:30am.............................................. Dipdap 6:35am...................................Chuggington 6:45am.................................... Rastamouse 7:00am ...................................................Roar 7:30am ............................... Project Parent 7:55am ..................The Scooby-Doo Show 8:20am...................... Dennis and Gnasher 8:30am.................................. The Slammer 9:00am................Who Let the Dogs Out? 9:30am.......................... Incredible Edibles 10:00am ....................................Cop School 10:30am ....................................... Splatalot 10:55am ........................... Deadly 60 Bites 11:00am .................................Prank Patrol 11:30am ............................... Diddy Movies 11:45am ......................... MOTD Kickabout 12:05pm ................ Lorraine’s Fast, Fresh and Easy Food 12:35pm ............... Sodom and Gomorrah 3:00pm .................................Ensign Pulver 4:40pm ................................................Coast 5:10pm ................ The Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour of Britain 5:55pm ............................................. Flog It! 6:55pm ....................................Dad’s Army The platoon goes on an exercise, but there are surprises in store for Captain Mainwaring. 7:30pm ..................................... BBC Proms A celebration of the Broadway sound with music from Jerome Kern, Cole Porter, Irving Berlin, George Gershwin, Frank Loesser and Leonard Bernstein performed by John Wilson. 9:30pm .............A Culture Show Special A Culture Show Special. Ford Madox Ford is one of the forgotten greats of British fiction. 10:35pm ......................................... TOTP 2 11:35pm........................................ Soulboy 12:50am .............................. Dead Ringers

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6:00am................................ Signed Stories 6:10am ..................................... Engie Benjy 6:25am..............Olly the Little White Van 6:30am............................... Fluffy Gardens 6:40am........................................... The Hive 6:55am........................................ Poppy Cat 7:05am ...............................Curious George 7:20am ...... The Super Hero Squad Show 7:45am .....................Fleabag Monkeyface 8:00am................................... Horrid Henry 8:10am ................................... Horrid Henry 8:25am...................... Saturday Cookbook 9:25am.......................................... ITV News 9:30am........... The Jeremy Kyle Show US 10:25am ........ The Jeremy Kyle Show US 11:20am ................. The Real Housewives of New York City 12:20pm ................. The Real Housewives of New York City 1:15pm.................ITV News and Weather 1:25pm .................................. Countrywise 1:50pm ..............................................Dennis 3:35pm ................Never Say Never Again 5:55pm .............................London Tonight 6:10pm ..............ITV News and Weather 6:25pm ................. You’ve Been Framed! 6:55pm ...............................Fool Britannia 7:25pm ................................Red or Black? 8:10pm ................................. The X Factor 9:10pm ................................Red or Black? 9:55pm ......... The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan welcomes double Olympic champion Mo Farah; the man behind The Choir, Gareth Malone; and Transformers beauty Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. 10:55pm ...........ITV News and Weather 11:10pm ..................Pride and Prejudice Period drama based on Jane Austen’s classic novel about five husbandhunting sisters. 1:30am .......................................The Store 2:50am ................................ In Plain Sight

6:00am.................................. Teleshopping 6:05am..................... Paralympics Tonight 7:00am ......................... Paralympic Games Breakfast Show Kelly Cates and Rick Edwards present the first weekend edition of the Paralympic Games Breakfast Show, live from the Olympic Park. Guests this morning include one-armed Michelin starred chef Michael Caines; and Katie Piper. 9:15am ...............Paralympic Games 2012 Athletics, Swimming and Track Cycling. At the age of just 13, Ellie Simmonds took the Paralympic world by storm in Beijing by winning two gold medals in the pool. 1:00pm ..............Paralympic Games 2012 Equestrian, Judo, Track Cycling, Wheelchair Basketball and Swimming. Georgie Bingham and Arthur Williams present live coverage of the Games. 6:30pm ........................... Channel 4 News 7:00pm ...................... Paralympic Games 2012 Tonight Swimming, Athletics, Wheelchair Basketball and Table Tennis. Clare Balding and Ade Adepitan present live coverage of the 2012 Paralympics in London. The action comes thick and fast, on what promises to be a dramatic evening at the Games. 10:30pm .................... The Last Leg with Adam Hills Adam is joined each night by his eagleeyed sidekick Josh Widdicombe, as well as guests from the worlds of sport and entertainment, to pore over the golden moments, confront some of the widely held views associated with Paralympic sport, and answer the questions you were always afraid to ask. 11:15pm ...................................Cloverfield Matt Reeves’ smart monster thriller has been favourably compared to The Blair Witch Project, with which it shares the concept of using ‘found’ camcorder footage to reveal its horrors.

Fool Britannia ITV 1 - 6:55 - 7:25 pm Fool Britannia sees Dom travelling to every corner of the land, poking fun at what it means to be British. Armed with a lorry load of hidden cameras and a host of disguises, Dom unleashes a small army of brand new characters designed to shine a comedy light of a nation. No-one and nowhere is safe… not even on holiday as Dom sets sail for Benidorm! From our confusion with modern rules, our passion for queuing or our inability to complain, Dom’s colourful array of characters are set to shock, surprise and shine a light on the

comedy state of the nation. Merging our nation’s infectious ability to make fun of itself, together with Dom Joly’s unique talents, Fool Britannia is a distinctive new comedy series filled with memorable characters and new catchphrases guaranteed to provide hilarious results. The first show of the brand new series see’s Dom disguised as an unorthodox vicar who sets about causing havoc in the Cotswolds. How will members of the public react to such unholy antics as stealing an ambulance or pushing an old lady off a bridge?

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7:00am ...............................................Arthur 7:10am .............The League of Super Evil 7:25am ........................................ Pet Squad 7:40am .............................MOTD Kickabout 7:55am .................................Total Wipeout 9:00am...........................Horrible Histories 9:30am................................ Young Dracula 10:00am ............................The Sarah Jane Adventures 11:00am ............................... Hotel Trubble 11:30am .................................Dani’s House 12:00pm ................................The Slammer 12:30pm .........................................Trapped 1:00pm ........................................Deadly 60 1:25pm .......................................Blue Peter 2:00pm .................. Tracy Beaker Returns 2:30pm .................. Tracy Beaker Returns

3:00pm ................................... Hacker Time 3:30pm ..............................The Sarah Jane Adventures 4:00pm ...........................................M.I. High 4:30pm ....................................................Roy 4:55pm ......................................... Hounded 5:25pm .................... Bear Behaving Badly 5:50pm ...................................Dani’s House 6:15pm ................... Dennis and Gnasher 6:35pm ......... What’s New Scooby-Doo? 6:50pm .........................Shaun the Sheep

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7:15pm ........................ 5 News Weekend 7:20pm ................................................. NCIS 8:15pm .............................................CSI: NY 9:10pm ................ Celebrity Big Brother 10:10pm.................................... CSI: Miami 11:10pm ........................CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12:05am ...............................Super Casino

7:00pm ...................... Great TV Mistakes 8:00pm ........................................ Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May are challenged to knock down a row of derelict houses in less time than it takes a team of demolition experts to do the same job. 9:00pm .......................Live at the Apollo 9:30pm .......................Live at the Apollo 10:00pm .............................. Russell Kane 11:00pm.................................. Family Guy 11:20pm.................................. Family Guy 11:45pm........................... American Dad! 12:05am ........................... American Dad! 12:30am ..................The Revolution Will be Televised 1:00am ...........................................Wilfred 1:20am .............The Comedy Marathon Spectacular 2:20am .......................Live at the Apollo 2:50am .......................Live at the Apollo

6:00am..................................The Hot Desk 6:10am ..............All Star Family Fortunes 7:00am ....... Coronation Street Omnibus 8:20am.................... Emmerdale Omnibus 11:10am ..................................Take Me Out 12:20pm ................. America’s Got Talent 1:15pm.................... America’s Got Talent 3:05pm ................Batteries Not Included 5:15pm.......................................Beethoven

6:00am........................ Carry on Laughing 6:25am........... The Agatha Christie Hour 7:25am ............................Hamish Macbeth 8:35am.................... Upstairs, Downstairs 9:45am.................... Upstairs, Downstairs 10:55am .............Carry on Up the Jungle 12:40pm ......................... Inspector Morse 2:50pm ........................... Inspector Morse 4:55pm ............. Agatha Christie’s Poirot

7:05pm .......................Kindergarten Cop Comedy. Tough cop John Kimble is forced to go undercover as a kindergarten teacher in a bid to track down the ex-wife of a notorious drugdealer, as she is the only person who can help convict her former husband. 9:10pm ................................The Hot Desk 9:25pm ................................... Xtra Factor 10:25pm ..........................Celebrity Juice 11:10pm ..................The Incredible Hulk 1:20am .................................The X Factor 2:20am ....... Planet’s Funniest Animals

7:00pm ..........Agatha Christie’s Marple 9:00pm ...........Agatha Christie’s Poirot The wealthy wife of an eccentric British aristocrat is found murdered while with her family on an archaeological hunt in Syria. 11:00pm...................... Carry on Cowboy 1:00am .........................The Casebook of Sherlock Holmes 1:55am ................................. Drama Trails 2:05am .......................... ITV Nightscreen 2:30am ............................... Teleshopping

6:00am................................. Children´s TV 9:40am...................................... Jelly Jamm 10:00am .......... Power Rangers: Samurai 10:35am .................... Batman: The Brave and the Bold 11:10am ............................... Looney Tunes 11:20am ................ Celebrity Big Brother 12:50pm ......................Ice Road Truckers: Deadliest Roads 1:50pm .. Mystery Woman: Redemption 3:30pm ............................................Michael 5:30pm ......Jesse Stone: Innocents Lost

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8:55am.......................... The Morning Line 10:00am ..................... Time Team Special 12:15pm ................................... Time Team 1:15pm...... Location, Location, Location 1:50pm ......................River Cottage Bites 2:00pm .......................... Channel 4 Racing 4:25pm .......................... Quick Bakes with Eric Lanlard 4:45pm ..... Location, Location, Location 6:55pm ...Location, Location, Location 8:00pm ..........Supersize v Superskinny 9:00pm ......... Embarrassing Fat Bodies This edition features a husband and wife couple with a combined weight of 52 stone, and a 21-year-old mum whose life is blighted by her enormous J cup breasts. 10:00pm ............................The Departed 12:55am ........Supersize v Superskinny 2:00am ......... Embarrassing Fat Bodies 6:00am................Police, Camera, Action! 6:25am..............................................Minder 7:20am ..............The Big Match Revisited 8:20am.......................................Bundesliga 9:20am............................UEFA Champions League Weekly 9:55am..............................The Cycle Show 11:00am ...........................................Cycling 12:00pm ........................... The Rare Breed 2:00pm ..............................Motorsport UK 3:00pm .......................British Touring Car Championship Highlights 4:30pm ..................................................DTM 5:00pm ..........................British Superbike Championship Highlights 6:00pm ........ Ulster GP Highlights 2012 7:00pm ............................................Cycling 8:00pm ............................... Casino Royale 10:40pm ....................................... Rocky V 12:50am ...............................Child’s Play 2 2:25am ................................ Sports Mash: Taking the Mic

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S U N D AY 6:00am.........................................Breakfast 7:40am .......................... Match of the Day 9:00am...............The Andrew Marr Show 10:00am ................. Sunday Morning Live 11:00am ........................... Country Tracks 12:00pm ......................................BBC News 12:10pm ..............................F1: Grand Prix Belgium. Jake Humphrey introduces live coverage of the Belgian Grand Prix at Spa-Francorchamps. McLaren’s Lewis Hamilton comes into this race with renewed hope of claiming a second world title. 3:15pm......................A Question of Sport 3:45pm ..................................Ocean Giants 4:45pm ............................. Songs of Praise 5:20pm ........................ The Indian Doctor 6:00pm ....................................... BBC News 6:20pm ....................... BBC London News 6:30pm .........Britain’s Hidden Heritage 7:30pm ................................... Countryfile Matt Baker and Helen Skelton are in Oxfordshire, where Matt goes in search of its wild beasts including the humble hedgehog. 8:30pm ..........Inspector George Gently Chief inspector George Gently and Sergeant John Bacchus investigate the death of a beautiful young girl in a car belonging to local aristocrats. 10:00pm .................................... BBC News 10:15pm ..................... BBC London News 10:25pm ................. Match of the Day 2 11:35pm.................... In with the Flynns Liam tries to earn some extra money by giving some personal training lessons, but matters quickly go awry when his first client wants more from him than just training. 12:05am ....................... The Sky at Night 12:25am ............................. Weatherview 12:30am ....................The Dark: Nature’s Nighttime World 1:30am ...................................... Holby City 2:30am ....................................... Good Cop

6:00am...................................Children’s TV 6:35am...................................Chuggington 6:45am.................................... Rastamouse 7:00am ...................................................Roar 7:30am ..........................................Copycats 8:00am...................... Deadly Art Children in Need Special 8:15am ................................. Paradise Cafe 8:40am..........................................Wingin’ It 9:00am................Who Let the Dogs Out? 9:30am.............................. Junior Bake Off 10:00am ....Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11:30am .......The Great British Bake Off 12:30pm ....................A Tale of Two Cities 2:25pm ................................................Coast 2:30pm ................Escape to the Country 3:15pm....................Burghley Horse Trials 5:15pm..............................................Oceans 6:15pm ......Swimming with Crocodiles Ben Fogle heads to Botswana to join a research team studying the underwater behaviour of Nile crocodiles - they rarely attack when on the river bed. 7:15pm ...................Richard Hammond’s Crash Course Richard Hammond crosses the USA to learn how to drive some of the bigggest and most deadly machines on the planet. 8:00pm .........................................Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson and James May travel to Beijing for a look at China’s everexpanding car industry and a violent encounter with The Stig’s Chinese cousin. 9:00pm ..........Toughest Place to be a... Emergency nurse Maria Connolly leaves the A&E department of the Royal Preston Hospital to work in Ciudad Juarez, Mexico - the centre of a violent drug war. 10:00pm .......................The Best of Men 11:30pm...................... The Edge of Love 1:15am ....................................... BBC News

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6:00am..............................................Boblins 6:10am ...................................Fireman Sam 6:20am..............Olly the Little White Van 6:30am..............................Jungle Junction 6:55am........................................ Poppy Cat 7:05am ...............................Curious George 7:20am .............................. Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil 7:30am .............................. Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil 7:45am .....................Fleabag Monkeyface 8:00am................................. Big Time Rush 8:25am.....................................Dinner Date 9:25am.......................................... ITV News 9:30am........................................House Gift 10:25am .....There’s No Taste Like Home 11:25am .....................The Hungry Sailors 12:25pm ..............ITV News and Weather 12:30pm ................................ The X Factor 1:35pm ..................Britain Then and Now 2:30pm ..........................................Columbo 4:25pm ......................................Doc Martin 5:30pm ................The Talent Show Story 6:25pm ........................... London Tonight 6:45pm ..............ITV News and Weather 7:00pm ...................... Coronation Street Ryan betrays his family in search of his next fix. Sean struggles to control his emotions around Marcus. Karl’s plan falls to pieces. 8:00pm ........................................The Cube Gold Medallist Special. Phillip Schofield presents this special edition of the tense game show featuring Olympic hero Mo Farah, first shown prior to his double gold win at London2012. 9:00pm ...................... The Last Weekend 10:00pm ...........ITV News and Weather 10:15pm ....... Harry’s Mountain Heroes 11:45pm.......................Rugby Highlights 12:40am .....................................The Store 2:45am ........................ British Superbike Championship Highlights

6:00am.................................. Teleshopping 6:05am..................... Paralympics Tonight 7:00am ......................... Paralympic Games Breakfast Show There’s more sports drama and beauty in the ‘Moments’ features; part three of the Paralympic history series; and the KidsTalk segment, in which children reveal their take on disability, sport and life. 9:15am ...............Paralympic Games 2012 Athletics, Swimming, Table Tennis and Track Cycling. Presented by Jonathan Edwards and Daraine Mulvihill. There’s plenty of British interest this morning at the Aquatics Centre. 1:00pm ..............Paralympic Games 2012 Track Cycling, Equestrian, Football 5-a-Side, Table Tennis and Swimming. Georgie Bingham and Arthur Williams host the Paralympic action. 6:30pm ........................... Channel 4 News 7:00pm ......Paralympic Games Tonight 2012: Swimming, Athletics and Wheelchair Basketball It’s a huge night of athletics. Oscar Pistorius is aiming for his first gold medal of the Games in the Men’s 200m T44 Final; the South African is the world record holder and current Paralympic champion, but USA’s Jerome Singleton provides strong opposition. 10:30pm .............................. The Last Leg with Adam Hills 11:15pm ...................................Submarine Richard Ayoade’s directorial debut is an idiosyncratic coming-of-age drama about a teenage pupil navigating the often peculiar trials of his school and home life while also discovering love. 1:05am ................................... Water Lilies Celine Sciamma’s debut feature explores burgeoning teenage female sexuality in the world of synchronised swimming. 2:30am ......................................Veronique 2:35am ..................... Hollyoaks Omnibus

Formula 1: Belgian Grand Prix

BBC 1 - 12:10 - 3:15 pm Jake Humphrey introduces live coverage of the Belgian Grand Prix at SpaFrancorchamps.

McLaren driver Lewis Hamilton comes into this race with renewed hope of claiming a second world title. The Briton won the last race in Hungary just over a month ago, closing to within 47 points of championship leader Fernando Alonso. Hamilton, who won this race in

2010, finished only just ahead of Kimi Raikkonen at the Hungaroring, and the Finn could again be a threat at Spa. Although he has yet to win a race with Lotus, Raikkonen claimed four victories in Belgium during his first spell in Formula One. Sebastian Vettel won this race last year and will be another driver to watch out for, along with Red Bull team-mate Mark Webber.

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7:00am ...............................................Arthur 7:10am .............The League of Super Evil 7:25am ........................................ Pet Squad 7:35am .................................... Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated 7:55am .......................................... Splatalot 8:20am..................... Bear Behaving Badly 8:45am............................Shaun the Sheep 9:00am...........................Horrible Histories 9:30am................... Tracy Beaker Returns 10:00am ................ Tracy Beaker Returns 10:30am ..................................................Roy 11:00am ........................................ 12 Again 11:30am .................................Dani’s House 12:00pm ........... Da Dick and Dom Dairies 12:30pm ............................ Little Howard’s Big Question 12:55pm .............Marrying Mum and Dad 1:20pm .................... Bear Behaving Badly 1:45pm .............................................Ooglies 2:05pm ..............................................Sadie J 2:35pm ..............................................Sadie J 3:00pm ................................... Hacker Time 3:30pm ..............................The Sarah Jane Adventures 4:00pm ...........................................M.I. High 4:30pm ...............................................Merlin

5:15pm....................................The Story of Tracy Beaker 5:30pm .............................................My Life 6:00pm ............................. Show Me What You’re Made of 6:25pm ............................................ My Life

6:00am................................. Children´s TV 9:45am...................................... Jelly Jamm 10:00am .......... Power Rangers: Samurai 10:35am .................... Batman: The Brave and the Bold 11:10am ............................... Looney Tunes 11:20am ................ Celebrity Big Brother 12:15pm ......... The Slipper and the Rose 3:00pm ................... Belle’s Magical World 4:50pm ..........................The Wizard of Oz

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7:00pm .............................. F1: Grand Prix 8:00pm ...................... Great TV Mistakes 8:10pm .............. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom Adventure sequel. Intrepid archaeologist Indiana Jones, on the trail of fortune and glory in Old Shanghai, is ricocheted into a dangerous adventure in India. 10:00pm ................................. Family Guy 10:45pm .......................... Bad Education 11:15pm ........................... American Dad!

6:55pm ........................ 5 News Weekend 7:00pm .................................. Cricket on 5 7:55pm .........John Barrowman’s Dallas 8:30pm .........John Barrowman’s Dallas 9:00pm ................ Celebrity Big Brother 10:00pm .................. 9/11: Escape From the Impact Zone 10:45pm ...........................Reign Over Me 1:15am .................................Super Casino

11:35pm........................... American Dad!

6:00am...........Planet’s Funniest Animals 6:25am..............All Star Family Fortunes 7:00am .................... Emmerdale Omnibus 9:50am....... Coronation Street Omnibus 11:20am ................... Winners and Losers 12:15pm .............................. Peter Andre’s Bad Boyfriend Club 1:15pm......................................... Curly Sue 3:15pm............................Beethoven’s 2nd 5:00pm .................................................Babe

6:00am........................ Carry on Laughing 6:25am............................Hamish Macbeth 7:20am ............................Hamish Macbeth 8:25am....................................... Heartbeat 9:30am....................................... Heartbeat 10:35am ........... Agatha Christie’s Poirot 12:45pm ............................................ Emma 2:55pm ...............................Anna Karenina 5:40pm ............. Agatha Christie’s Poirot

7:00pm .................................The X Factor 8:00pm ................................... Xtra Factor 9:00pm .......................................Benidorm 10:00pm ..................... I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry Comedy. Two straight New York firemen hatch a plan to scam extra benefits by entering into a civil partnership together. 12:20am ...............................Best in Show 2:05am ....... Planet’s Funniest Animals

12:00am ........................................Our War 1:00am .............The Comedy Marathon Spectacular 2:00am ............................The Revolution Will be Televised 2:30am ............................. Bad Education 3:00am .............The Comedy Marathon Spectacular

7:55pm ...........Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9:00pm ....................Dangerous Liaisons Period drama about sexual power and deceit in pre-revolutionary France in which two cruel ex-lovers plot to humiliate other members of the aristocracy. 11:30pm.........................................Cracker 12:30am ...................Inspector Wexford 2:05am .........................The Casebook of Sherlock Holmes 3:00am ................................. Drama Trails

Submarine

Channel 4 - 11:15 pm - 1:05 am Richard Ayoade’s directorial debut is an idiosyncratic coming-of-age drama about a teenage pupil navigating the often peculiar trials of his school and home life while also discovering love. At home, 15-year-old Oliver Tate (Craig Roberts) has to deal with parents Jill and Lloyd’s (Sally Hawkins and Noah Taylor) troubled marriage which comes under further threat with the arrival of her ex, Graham, a narcissistic guru (Paddy Considine in scene-stealing form, resplendent with mullet).

Meanwhile at school, Oliver falls for classmate Jordana Bevan (Yasmin Paige). Their chemistry, and the ups and downs of their blossoming adolescent romance, is imaginatively realised, as the hormonallydriven Oliver makes ambitious plans to lose his virginity. Set in an unspecified but recent decade, and based on Joe Dunthorne’s novel of the same name, the film richly conveys the complexities of growing up without pandering to nostalgia or comic exaggeration, instead producing a darkly different comedy drama.

8:55am.....Baking Mad with Eric Lanlard 9:35am.......................River Cottage Bites 9:45am..............Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 10:15am.................................... Time Team 11:20am ............................... Four in a Bed 2:00pm ......................Come Dine with Me 2:35pm ......................Come Dine with Me 3:05pm ......................Come Dine with Me 3:40pm ......................Come Dine with Me 4:10pm ......................Come Dine with Me 4:45pm ..............................Deal or No Deal 5:45pm ....................... Time Team Special 6:50pm ......................The Tallest Tower: Building the Shard 7:55pm .......... River Cottage Every Day 9:00pm ............ One Born Every Minute 10:00pm ................................. Father Ted 11:10pm ...............Embarrassing Bodies 12:15am .......... One Born Every Minute 1:15am .................................... Father Ted 2:25am .................Embarrassing Bodies 6:10am ......................................... The Saint 7:00am ..............................The Cycle Show 8:00am..............................................Cycling 9:05am...................................................DTM 9:35am..................................Secret Agent 11:25am ............................ Without a Clue 1:40pm ................................ Casino Royale 4:20pm ........................................ Red River 7:00pm ............................................Cycling 8:00pm ........................ Rugby Highlights 9:00pm ........................Every Which Way But Loose Comedy drama about an LA trucker who drives around with a thick-witted partner and an orang-utan he won in a bet, making easy money in bareknuckle fights. 11:15pm ..................... A Dangerous Man 1:15am ........................... World’s Wildest Police Videos 2:10am ....................................... The Saint

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M O N D AY 6:00am.........................................Breakfast 9:15am ................................ Rip Off Britain 10:00am ...... Homes Under the Hammer 11:00am ..............Escape to the Country 11:45am .........................Cash in the Attic 12:15pm ............................... Bargain Hunt 1:00pm .......................... BBC News at One 1:30pm .........................BBC London News 1:40pm ........................................... Doctors 2:10pm .................Only Fools and Horses 2:38pm .................Only Fools and Horses 3:05pm .............. Marrying Mum and Dad 3:35pm ......................................... Splatalot 4:00pm .......................... Shaun the Sheep 4:10pm .........................................Wingin’ It 4:30pm .............................Sam and Mark’s Big Wind Up 5:00pm .....................................Newsround 5:15pm.......................................... Pointless 6:00pm ...........................BBC News at Six 6:30pm ....................... BBC London News 7:00pm .............................. The One Show 7:30pm .................................. Fake Britain 8:00pm ....................................EastEnders The Vic comes under attack. Can Kat resist her lover’s charms when she is forced apart from him? Lucy gives Ian a little extra responsibility. 8:30pm ...................................... Panorama Dial 999... And Wait? Declan Lawn examines the effect on 999 response times as police, fire and ambulance services face cuts in public spending. 9:00pm .................................... New Tricks 10:00pm ...................... BBC News at Ten 10:25pm .................... BBC London News 10:35pm .............................. Citizen Khan 11:05pm...................... Gavin and Stacey 11:35pm................................ The Lock Up 12:15am ..........................Arachnophobia 2:00am ............................... Weatherview 2:05am .....................Engineering Giants

6:00am...................................Children’s TV 7:55am ......................................Newsround 8:00am............What’s New Scooby-Doo? 8:25am...................................Buzz and Tell 8:30am................. Nina and the Neurons: In the Lab 8:45am.........................................Baby Jake 9:00am...........................Tinga Tinga Tales 9:10am ..................................................... Uki 9:20am................. Raa Raa the Noisy Lion 9:30am........................... The Large Family 9:40am....................... The Koala Brothers 9:50am................................... Dirtgirlworld 10:00am .....................................Octonauts 10:05am ....................................... Kerwhizz 10:30am ............Driver Dan’s Story Train 10:40am ......................................Waybuloo 11:00am ................... In the Night Garden 11:30am ..........................BBC World News 12:00pm .........................The Daily Politics 1:00pm ............................My Life in Books 1:30pm ...................To Buy or Not to Buy 2:15pm.......................... The Weakest Link 3:00pm ................... Wanted Down Under 3:45pm ....... Hairy Bikers’ Best of British 4:30pm ............................................. Flog It! 5:15pm............................. Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6:00pm .......................................Eggheads 6:30pm ................Celebrity MasterChef 7:00pm ..................... Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 8:00pm ................. University Challenge 8:30pm ............................ Lorraine’s Fast, Fresh and Easy Food 9:00pm ...........................................Horizon 10:00pm .................James May’s Things You Need to Know... 10:30pm ..................................Newsnight 11:20pm........Toughest Place to be a... 12:20am .................Richard Hammond’s Crash Course

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6:00am..........................................Daybreak 8:30am............................................Lorraine 9:25am................. The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30am ................................This Morning 11:25am ....................................... ITV News 11:30am ................................This Morning 12:30pm .............................. Loose Women 1:30pm ................ITV News and Weather 2:00pm ....................Dickinson’s Real Deal 3:00pm ........The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4:00pm ..................My Tasty Travels with Lynda Bellingham 5:00pm ....................................... The Chase 6:00pm ........................... London Tonight 6:30pm ..............ITV News and Weather 7:00pm ....................................Emmerdale When Amy kicks Kerry out for lying, Andy takes her in for the night. The enormity of their plan to leave for New Zealand sinks in for Rhona and Paddy. 7:30pm ...................... Coronation Street A devious Tracy sets her sights on Ryan. Tina’s encounter with Kirsty ends with a threat. Will Paul discover that Sean has broken Lesley’s vase? 8:00pm ......................... Paul O’Grady: For The Love of Dogs Presenter and comedian Paul O’Grady loves dogs and is spending seven weeks with the staff and canines at Battersea Dogs and Cats Home. 8:30pm ...................... Coronation Street Tommy’s exhaustion has dangerous consequences. Kirsty makes things difficult for Tina. Michelle is livid as Ryan introduces his new girlfriend. 9:00pm .............................A Mother’s Son When a teenage schoolgirl is murdered in a quiet coastal town the residents are shocked. 10:00pm ........................ITV News at Ten and Weather 10:35pm ..................... Land of the Dead 12:15am ................................. Jackpot247

6:05am..................... Paralympics Tonight 7:00am ......................... Paralympic Games Breakfast Show 9:15am ...............Paralympic Games 2012 Athletics, Swimming and Table Tennis. Jonathan Edwards and Daraine Mulvihill introduce the best of the morning’s action. 12:00pm ...........................Channel 4 News 12:05pm ............Paralympic Games 2012 Athletics and Football 7-a-Side. Coverage of the closing stages of Great Britain’s Football 7-a-side encounter against Ukraine. 1:00pm ..............Paralympic Games 2012 Wheelchair Basketball, Equestrian and Sitting Volleyball. Presented by Georgie Bingham and Arthur Williams. 4:20pm ...................... Come Dine with Me 4:55pm ................................ The Simpsons 5:25pm ..............Paralympic Games 2012 Swimming. Clare Balding and Ade Adepitan present live action from the 2012 Paralympics. Seventeen-year-old Ellie Simmonds goes for gold in the Aquatics Centre. 6:30pm ....................................... Hollyoaks With the start of term looming, Esther and Ruby are dreading their first day at college, but will they be able to overcome their fears? The Kanes realise their cupboard is truly bare and are offered help from a budding friend. 7:00pm ........................... Channel 4 News 7:30pm ...................... Paralympic Games 2012 Tonight 10:30pm .................... The Last Leg with Adam Hills 11:15pm ............................... The Girl Who Became Three Boys 12:20am ........................... The Good Wife 1:05am ............................. The Good Wife 1:50am ......................................... Revenge 2:30am ............................. Happy Endings 2:50am ................................St. Elsewhere 5:40am ........................Freshly Squeezed

Paul O’Grady: For The Love Of Dogs

ITV 1 - 8:00 - 8:30 pm “Today is my first day with the team at Battersea and I just have to remember one thing. There’s no room at the O’Grady household for any more animals… Don’t let me have anything – no matter how much I plead and beg.” As the proud owner of three rescue dogs, Louis, Olga and Bullseye, PAUL O’GRADY truly knows the value of man’s best friend. An animal-lover through and through, he leaves his beloved pets at home to embark on the experience of a lifetime, to present the ups and downs of life at Battersea Dogs

& Cats Home, one of the UK’s best-loved charities for more than 150 years. There is nowhere quite like Battersea funny, emotional, tear jerking, uplifting and inspiring in equal measure. Paul meets the dogs who come into the home needing treatment, training and ultimately new homes. Every dog has its own story and each dog needs a new place they can call home. It’s Paul’s first week at Battersea. As well as dealing with the temptation to adopt every dog he meets, Paul helps with the arrival of an adorable litter of puppies.

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7:00am ...............................................Arthur 7:25am .......... The Story of Tracy Beaker 7:45am ................................. Deadly Top 10 8:20am..........................................Wingin’ It 8:45am..................... Bear Behaving Badly 9:05am....................................Dani’s House 9:35am..................... Dick ‘N’ Dom Go Wild 10:05am ............................Ed and Oucho’s Excellent Inventions 10:30am ................. Me and My Monsters 10:55am ............................... Hotel Trubble 11:25am ...........................................Ooglies 11:40am .........................................Trapped 12:10pm ............................ Little Howard’s Big Question 12:35pm ................ I Want My Own Room 1:05pm ............................... The Legend of Dick and Dom 1:35pm ......................................... Copycats 2:00pm .................... Bear Behaving Badly 2:25pm .................... Dick ‘N’ Dom Go Wild 3:00pm ..............................................Arthur 3:10pm ...........................Shaun the Sheep 3:20pm ....................................... Pet Squad 3:35pm ..................... Dennis and Gnasher

3:45pm ............The League of Super Evil 4:00pm .................The Scooby-Doo Show 4:30pm .......................... Goodbye Year Six 5:00pm ......... The Story of Tracy Beaker 5:15pm.................................... Stepping Up 5:45pm .......................................... 12 Again 6:15pm .....................................Cop School 6:45pm .........................Shaun the Sheep

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6:00am................................. Children´s TV 11:10am ....................... Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge 12:05pm ...................... The Family Recipe 12:10pm ..................... 5 News Lunchtime 12:15pm ................ Celebrity Big Brother 1:15pm.............................Home and Away 1:45pm .................................... Neighbours 2:15pm...................................................NCIS 3:00pm ..................... Back to You and Me 5:00pm ....................................5 News at 5 5:30pm .................................... Neighbours 6:00pm .......................... Home and Away 6:30pm ............................................5 News 7:00pm .. World’s Scariest Near Misses 8:00pm ........................... Frontline Police 9:00pm ................ Celebrity Big Brother 10:00pm .. Celebrity Wedding Planner 11:00pm........... Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit on the Side

7:00pm ....................Don’t Tell the Bride 8:00pm .................................... Small Teen Turns Eighteen In the previous series Small Teen, Bigger World, Jazz was coping with the devastating news that her father Paul had slipped back into taking heroin. 9:00pm ..........................................Our War 10:00pm .........................The Revolution Will be Televised 10:30pm ................................ EastEnders 11:00pm.................................. Family Guy 11:20pm.................................. Family Guy 11:45pm........................... American Dad! 12:05am ........................... American Dad! 12:30am ........................................Our War 1:25am ............................The Revolution Will be Televised 1:55am ....................Don’t Tell the Bride 2:55am .................................... Small Teen Turns Eighteen

6:55am.................... Upstairs, Downstairs 8:00am........Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman 9:00am........................................ The Store 10:00am The Father Dowling Mysteries 11:00am .......... Agatha Christie’s Poirot: Hercule Poirot’s Christmas 1:15pm....................................... Heartbeat 2:15pm............................Hamish Macbeth 3:20pm .......................Murder, She Wrote 4:20pm ................................. On the Buses 4:50pm ...................................... Heartbeat 5:50pm ............................Downton Abbey

6:00pm ........The Jeremy Kyle Show US 7:00pm .................... Super Tiny Animals 8:00pm .................................The X Factor 9:00pm ........................................Gladiator 12:05am ...........................Celebrity Juice 12:50am ........Life’s Funniest Moments

6:55pm .....................Murder, She Wrote 7:55pm ...........Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9:00pm ................................. Susan Boyle: An Unlikely Superstar 10:00pm .......................Scott and Bailey 11:00pm....................Law and Order: UK 12:05am ................. The Father Dowling Mysteries 1:05am ....................................... NUMB3RS

A Mother’s Son

ITV 1 - 9:00 - 10:00 pm Two-part drama A Mother’s Son is written by Chris Lang and stars Hermione Norris, Martin Clunes, Alexander Arnold and Paul McGann. The small coastal town of East Lee, in Suffolk, is thrown into turmoil when Lorraine, a teenage girl, goes missing and is found murdered. Shock and horror sweep the inhabitants of the town, including the newly merged family of Rosie (Hermione Norris) and her two children Jamie (Alexander Arnold) and Livvy

(Ellie Bamber); and her new partner Ben (Martin Clunes) and his two teenage children Rob (Jake Davies) and Jess (Antonia Clarke). Their fast approaching family holiday is overshadowed by the threat that a killer might be present in the midst of their ‘safe’ town. When Rosie finds a stained pair of Jamie’s trainers hidden in his room, her instinct suspects it could be blood. A seed is planted - could her son be involved in Lorraine’s murder?

8:55am............................. Secret Location 10:00am ............................... Four in a Bed 10:35am . Quick Bakes with Eric Lanlard 10:55am ...............................Never So Few 1:20pm ..................................... Time Team 2:20pm ..................................... Time Team 3:20pm ..............................Deal or No Deal 4:20pm ............. Paralympic Games 2012 5:25pm ......................Come Dine with Me 6:25pm ........... Paralympic Games 2012 7:30pm ..................... Gok Cooks Chinese 8:00pm ..............................Grand Designs 9:00pm ........... Grand Designs Australia 10:05pm ........................................ Stalked 10:40pm ..............Embarrassing Bodies 11:45pm.......... One Born Every Minute 12:50am ......... Grand Designs Australia 1:55am ........................................... Stalked 2:30am .................Embarrassing Bodies 6:00am..... Greatest World Cup Matches 6:15am ......................................... The Saint 7:05am ............................................ Batman 8:00am.... World’s Wildest Police Videos 8:55am.................................... The Fall Guy 10:00am ............................ Quantum Leap 11:00am ...........................................Cycling 12:00pm . World’s Wildest Police Videos 12:55pm ...................................... The Saint 1:55pm .............................. Quantum Leap 2:55pm ................................... The Fall Guy 3:55pm ........................................... Batman 5:00pm .........................The Professionals 6:00pm ........................ Rugby Highlights 7:00pm ............................................Cycling 8:00pm ........................... The Cycle Show 9:00pm .................... Cops with Cameras 10:00pm ................................. Bundesliga 11:00pm.................................. Get Shorty 1:10am World’s Wildest Police Videos 2:10am .......................The Professionals

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T U E S D AY 6:00am.........................................Breakfast 9:15am ................................ Rip Off Britain 10:00am ...... Homes Under the Hammer 11:00am ..............Escape to the Country 11:45am .........................Cash in the Attic 12:15pm ............................... Bargain Hunt 1:00pm .......................... BBC News at One 1:30pm .........................BBC London News 1:40pm ........................................... Doctors 2:10pm .................Only Fools and Horses 3:05pm .............. Marrying Mum and Dad 3:35pm ......................................... Splatalot 4:00pm .......................... Shaun the Sheep 4:10pm .........................................Wingin’ It 4:30pm ....... Trade Your Way to the USA 5:00pm .....................................Newsround 5:15pm.......................................... Pointless 6:00pm ...........................BBC News at Six 6:30pm ....................... BBC London News 7:00pm .............................. The One Show 7:30pm ....................................EastEnders Shirley is convinced that Phil’s concern is fake, but who will save her when she gets into trouble? A panicked Kat realises that she has left some revealing evidence in the Vic. 8:00pm ...................................... Holby City Mo feels isolated by a complex ethical dilemma - will Jonny prove to be a support? While Michael is tormented about a recent patient death, a guiltridden Chrissie looks for absolution over the matter. 9:00pm ..........................................Accused 10:00pm ...................... BBC News at Ten 10:25pm .................... BBC London News 10:35pm ............................... The Lock Up 11:15pm ............................... Citizen Khan 11:45pm.......................Forces of Nature 1:25am ............................... Weatherview 1:30am ..........Toughest Place to be a... 2:30am ................................... Countryfile Summer Special

6:00am...................................Children’s TV 7:40am .................................................. Léon 7:45am ........................ Frankenstein’s Cat 7:55am ......................................Newsround 8:00am............What’s New Scooby-Doo? 8:25am...................................Buzz and Tell 8:30am................. Nina and the Neurons: In the Lab 8:45am.........................................Baby Jake 9:00am...........................Tinga Tinga Tales 9:10am ..................................................... Uki 9:20am................. Raa Raa the Noisy Lion 9:30am........................... The Large Family 9:40am....................... The Koala Brothers 9:50am................................... Dirtgirlworld 10:00am .....................................Octonauts 10:05am ....................................... Kerwhizz 10:30am ............Driver Dan’s Story Train 10:40am ......................................Waybuloo 11:00am ................... In the Night Garden 11:30am ..........................BBC World News 12:00pm .........................The Daily Politics 1:00pm ............................My Life in Books 1:30pm ...................To Buy or Not to Buy 2:15pm.......................... The Weakest Link 3:00pm ................... Wanted Down Under 3:45pm ....... Hairy Bikers’ Best of British 4:30pm ............................................. Flog It! 5:15pm............................. Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6:00pm .......................................Eggheads 6:30pm ................Celebrity MasterChef 7:00pm ..................... Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 8:00pm ...... The Great British Bake Off 9:00pm ......... The Midwives: Delivering Under Pressure 10:00pm ............The Rob Brydon Show 10:30pm ..................................Newsnight 11:20pm...........................Iceland Erupts: A Volcano Live Special 12:20am ..................................... BBC News

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6:00am..........................................Daybreak 8:30am............................................Lorraine 9:25am................. The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30am ................................This Morning 11:25am ....................................... ITV News 11:30am ................................This Morning 12:30pm .............................. Loose Women 1:30pm ................ITV News and Weather 2:00pm ....................Dickinson’s Real Deal 3:00pm ........The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4:00pm ..................My Tasty Travels with Lynda Bellingham 5:00pm ....................................... The Chase 6:00pm ........................... London Tonight 6:30pm ..............ITV News and Weather 7:00pm ....................................Emmerdale Val and Eric persuade Amy to visit Hannah in order to escape Kerry. Tensions rise at Home Farm when Robbie tries to get a rise out of Katie. Alex is thrown when Victoria suggests she moves in with him and Moira. 7:30pm ................. You’ve Been Framed! 8:00pm .............................Unforgettable: The Sweeney Revealing documentary special looking back at the iconic, ground-breaking 70s cop series. Featuring Dennis Waterman, Ray Winstone - star of the new Sweeney movie - and John Thaw’s widow Sheila Hancock. 9:00pm .............................A Mother’s Son Rosie’s emotional turmoil following Lorraine’s murder and the discovery of the blood-stained trainers start to have an effect on the family. 10:00pm ........................ITV News at Ten and Weather 10:35pm ................ You, Me and Dupree Chaotic comedy. Newlyweds Carl and Molly are settling in to enjoy their lives together when their marital bliss is shattered by the arrival of Carl’s freewheeling best friend Dupree. 12:35am ................................. Jackpot247

6:05am..................... Paralympics Tonight 7:00am ......................... Paralympic Games Breakfast Show 9:15am ...............Paralympic Games 2012 Athletics, Swimming, Equestrian and Football 5-a-Side. Jonathan Edwards and Daraine Mulvihill introduce live action from Day 6 of the 2012 Paralympics. 12:00pm ...........................Channel 4 News 12:05pm ............Paralympic Games 2012 Athletics. At the Olympic Stadium, the GB team go in the Women’s 4x100m T35/T38 Heats. This hour also sees the Men’s 400m T12 Semi-finals, and the Men’s 200m T11 Semi-finals. 1:00pm ..............Paralympic Games 2012 Equestrian and Wheelchair Basketball. Georgie Bingham and Arthur Williams present the afternoon’s action from London 2012. 4:20pm ...................... Come Dine with Me 4:55pm ................................ The Simpsons 5:25pm ..............Paralympic Games 2012 Swimming. Presented by Clare Balding and Ade Adepitan. Ellie Simmonds is aiming for a podium finish in the Women’s 50m Freestyle S6 Final. 6:30pm ....................................... Hollyoaks Following a nightmare first day at college, things go from bad to worse for Esther when Jack catches her skiving. And, with wedding preparations in full swing, Ste and Dennis are united in their misery. 7:00pm ........................... Channel 4 News 7:30pm ...................... Paralympic Games 2012 Tonight 10:30pm .................... The Last Leg with Adam Hills 11:15pm ................................... Rude Tube 12:20am .......................... Seven Dwarves 1:15am .................. KOTV Boxing Weekly 1:45am ............................................. Sailing 2:15am ............ International Volleyball 5:40am ........................Freshly Squeezed

The Unforgettable... The Sweeney ITV 1 - 8:00 - 9:00 pm The special is a tribute to the 1970’s cop series that defined both the era and the genre. The show features interviews with superstar Ray Winstone and Nick Love, the director of the new movie version of The Sweeney, as well as all the key characters from the original series, including actors Dennis ‘Sgt George Carter’ Waterman; John Thaw’s widow Sheila Hancock, Lynda Bellingham, Alan Ford, Billy Murray and real Flying squad officers from the seventies. Ray Winstone, who actually appeared in the original series as a teenager in a non-

speaking role, described the series as “the programme of the time”. He added, “the great thing about The Sweeney is that they didn’t always win. You never knew until the end whether they were going to get away with it or if the police were going to catch them - that’s what made you want to go and watch again next week”. The show has also unearthed out-takes and behind the scenes material from the series and shot revealing interviews with producers, directors, writers and original production crew.

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6:00am................................. Children´s TV 11:10am ....................... Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge 12:05pm ...................... The Family Recipe 12:15pm ................ Celebrity Big Brother 1:15pm.............................Home and Away 1:45pm .................................... Neighbours 2:15pm...CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 3:15pm........ Love Will Keep Us Together 5:00pm ....................................5 News at 5 5:30pm .................................... Neighbours 6:00pm .......................... Home and Away 6:30pm ............................................5 News 7:00pm ......................Ice Road Truckers: Deadliest Roads 8:00pm ..............World’s Craziest Police Pursuits 9:00pm ......................Person of Interest 10:00pm ............. Celebrity Big Brother 11:00pm........... Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit on the Side

7:00pm ..............................Total Wipeout 8:00pm ...................Snog, Marry, Avoid? 8:30pm ...................Snog, Marry, Avoid? 9:00pm ....................Don’t Tell the Bride 10:00pm .......................... Bad Education School-based sitcom. It is the day of the Abbey Grove school field trips and Alfie and Gulliver are escorting their pupils to a petting zoo and ink museum. Fraser takes his group of pupils to a ‘poetry recital’ which turns out to be a rap battle. 10:30pm ................................ EastEnders 11:00pm.................................. Family Guy 11:20pm.................................. Family Guy 11:45pm........................... American Dad! 12:30am ........................... Bad Education 1:00am ....................Don’t Tell the Bride 2:00am ...................Snog, Marry, Avoid? 2:30am ...................Snog, Marry, Avoid? 3:00am ..........................................Our War

7:15am ...........The Jeremy Kyle Show US 8:05am......................................Judge Judy 9:25am....................The Real Housewives of Orange County 10:15am..................The Real Housewives of New York City 11:10am ....................................Judge Judy 12:00pm ...................................Emmerdale 12:30pm ......................Coronation Street 1:30pm ................The Jeremy Kyle Show 3:40pm ...................The Real Housewives of Orange County 4:40pm ...................The Real Housewives of New York City 5:30pm .....................................Judge Judy 6:00pm ..........The Jeremy Kyle Show US 7:00pm ...................... Super Tiny Animals 8:00pm ....................You’ve Been Framed Rides Again! 9:00pm .........................Hell’s Kitchen USA 10:00pm ...................................Total Recall 12:20am ........................Olly: Life on Murs

6:00am....................................... Heartbeat 6:55am.................... Upstairs, Downstairs 8:00am........Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman 9:00am........................................ The Store 10:00am ............................... On the Buses 10:30am .......... Agatha Christie’s Marple 12:40pm .................................... Heartbeat 1:45pm ...........................Hamish Macbeth 2:55pm .......................Murder, She Wrote 3:55pm ................................. On the Buses 4:25pm ...................................... Heartbeat 5:25pm ............................Downton Abbey

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6:55pm .....................Murder, She Wrote 7:55pm ......................................... Wycliffe 9:00pm ................The John Thaw Story 10:00pm .......................Scott and Bailey 11:00pm....................Law and Order: UK 12:05am .........Agatha Christie’s Poirot 1:10am ...........................................Cracker 2:05am .......................... ITV Nightscreen

8:55am............................. Secret Location 10:00am ............................... Four in a Bed 10:35am ...................... A Place in the Sun 11:10am ........................... Only the Valiant 1:15pm...................................... Time Team 2:20pm ..................................... Time Team 3:20pm ..............................Deal or No Deal 4:20pm ............. Paralympic Games 2012 5:25pm ......................Come Dine with Me

6:25pm ............ Paralympic Games2012 7:30pm ..................... Gok Cooks Chinese 8:00pm ..............................Grand Designs 9:00pm ............................... Secret Eaters 10:05pm .......................................Coppers 11:05pm.........Big Fat Gypsy Weddings 12:15am ............................. Secret Eaters 1:15am ..........................................Coppers 2:20am ...........Big Fat Gypsy Weddings 6:00am............................................ Film File 6:10am .......................... The Professionals 7:00am .............................................Batman 7:55am .................Police, Camera, Action! 8:55am.....................................The Fall Guy 9:55am..........................................The Saint 11:00am ........................................... Cycling 12:00pm ..World’s Wildest Police Videos 12:55pm ..............Police, Camera, Action! 1:50pm .........................................The Saint 2:50pm ....................................The Fall Guy 3:55pm ............................................Batman 5:00pm .............................. Motorsport UK 6:00pm ............................ World’s Wildest Police Videos 6:45pm .... Every Which Way But Loose 9:00pm .................................... Manhunter 11:25pm.................Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life 1:35am ........................................The Saint 2:35am ............. Police, Camera, Action!

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W E D N E S DAY 6:00am.........................................Breakfast 9:15am ................................ Rip Off Britain 10:00am ...... Homes Under the Hammer 11:00am ..............Escape to the Country 11:45am .........................Cash in the Attic 12:15pm ............................... Bargain Hunt 1:00pm .......................... BBC News at One 1:30pm .........................BBC London News 1:40pm ........................................... Doctors 2:10pm .................Only Fools and Horses 2:38pm .................Only Fools and Horses 3:05pm .............. Marrying Mum and Dad 3:35pm ......................................... Splatalot 4:00pm .......................... Shaun the Sheep 4:10pm .........................................Wingin’ It 4:30pm ........... Jedward’s Big Adventure 5:00pm .....................................Newsround 5:15pm.......................................... Pointless 6:00pm ...........................BBC News at Six 6:30pm ....................... BBC London News 7:00pm .............................. The One Show 8:00pm .................. The Flowerpot Gang Today Anneka, Phil and Joe travel to a housing estate in Poplar, east London, where the children are unable to use the open spaces thanks to persistent antisocial behaviour problems. 9:00pm .................................. Who Do You Think You Are? Annie Lennox investigates her late grandmother’s branch of the family, and uncovers a dark tale of tangled family relationships blighted by illegitimacy and poverty. 10:00pm ...................... BBC News at Ten 10:25pm .................... BBC London News 10:35pm ..............The National Lottery Wednesday Night Draws 10:45pm ........................... Not Going Out 11:15pm ................. Enemy of the State 1:20am ............................... Weatherview 1:25am ........................................The Tube 2:25am ......................... When I Get Older

6:00am...................................Children’s TV 7:00am ................ Barney’s Latin America 7:30am .............The League of Super Evil 7:40am .................................................. Léon 7:45am ........................ Frankenstein’s Cat 7:55am ......................................Newsround 8:00am............What’s New Scooby-Doo? 8:25am...................................Buzz and Tell 8:30am................. Nina and the Neurons: In the Lab 8:45am.........................................Baby Jake 9:00am...........................Tinga Tinga Tales 9:10am ..................................................... Uki 9:20am................. Raa Raa the Noisy Lion 9:30am........................... The Large Family 9:40am....................... The Koala Brothers 9:50am................................... Dirtgirlworld 10:00am .....................................Octonauts 10:05am ....................................... Kerwhizz 10:30am ............Driver Dan’s Story Train 10:40am ......................................Waybuloo 11:00am ................... In the Night Garden 11:30am .........................The Daily Politics 1:00pm ..........................................See Hear 1:30pm ...................To Buy or Not to Buy 2:15pm.......................... The Weakest Link 3:00pm ................... Wanted Down Under 3:45pm ....... Hairy Bikers’ Best of British 4:30pm ............................................. Flog It! 5:15pm............................. Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6:00pm .......................................Eggheads 6:30pm ................Celebrity MasterChef 7:00pm ..................... Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 8:00pm ...................... Restoration Home 9:00pm .............................................. Vexed 10:00pm ....................... The Boss is Back 10:30pm ..................................Newsnight 11:20pm....... The Midwives: Delivering Under Pressure 12:20am ..................................... BBC News

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6:00am..........................................Daybreak 8:30am............................................Lorraine 9:25am................. The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30am ................................This Morning 11:25am ....................................... ITV News 11:30am ................................This Morning 12:30pm .............................. Loose Women 1:30pm ................ITV News and Weather 2:00pm ....................Dickinson’s Real Deal 3:00pm ........The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4:00pm ..................My Tasty Travels with Lynda Bellingham 5:00pm ....................................... The Chase 6:00pm ........................... London Tonight 6:30pm ..............ITV News and Weather 7:00pm ....................................Emmerdale Furious when Declan refuses to evict Robbie, Katie forms a plan to get rid of him. Sam is concerned when Zak’s nurse suggests reducing his medication. Andy asks Kerry to stay with him and they kiss passionately. 7:30pm ...................... Coronation Street Stella is gobsmacked as her mum arrives in Weatherfield. Tommy and Tina receive more bad news. Karl’s secretive behaviour infuriates Sunita. 8:00pm .....................All Star Mr and Mrs The first three couples in this series are EastEnder Patsy Palmer and her husband Richard, former Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott and his wife Pauline, and Westlife’s Nicky Byrne and his wife Georgina. 9:00pm ....................................... Mrs Biggs A passionate love affair begins when Charmian Powell meets handsome Ronnie Biggs on a London commuter train, but her father’s disapproval forces the couple to elope to the Dorset coast. 10:30pm ...........ITV News and Weather 11:10pm ............................Memphis Belle 1:00am ................................... Jackpot247 3:00am .....................................The Jacket

7:00am ......................... Paralympic Games Breakfast Show 9:15am ...............Paralympic Games 2012 Athletics, Swimming and Sitting Volleyball. Jonathan Edwards and Daraine Mulvihill introduce live action from the pool and the athletics track. 12:00pm ...........................Channel 4 News 12:05pm ............Paralympic Games 2012 Athletics and Table Tennis. Live coverage continues from the Olympic Stadium as Libby Clegg goes in Round 1 of the Women’s 200m T12, and in the table tennis there’s action from preliminaries of the team events. 1:00pm ..............Paralympic Games 2012 Sitting Volleyball, Wheelchair Basketball and Wheelchair Rugby. It’s the Men’s Wheelchair Basketball Quarter-finals and GB will be desperate to get through to the semi-finals and one step closer to that elusive gold medal. 4:20pm ...................... Come Dine with Me 4:55pm ................................ The Simpsons 5:25pm ..............Paralympic Games 2012 6:30pm ....................................... Hollyoaks Dennis saves the day for Leanne, but Ste is at the end of his tether. How will Jen cope with a surprise new addition to her class? 7:00pm ........................... Channel 4 News 7:30pm ...................... Paralympic Games 2012 Tonight Swimming, Athletics, Wheelchair Basketball and Wheelchair Rugby. Presented by Clare Balding and Ade Adepitan. 10:30pm .................... The Last Leg with Adam Hills 11:15pm ..........Married to the Moonies 12:20am ............... The Shooting Gallery 1:15am ............................................ Wheels 1:20am ...................................... Green Day 1:50am ........................................Spotlight 2:05am ...............Behind Enemy Lines II: Axis of Evil

Top Dog Model ITV 2 - 8:00 - 9:00 pm The hunt is on to find Britain’s coolest canine in a brand new show for ITV2, Top Dog Model. Television’s favorite Stacey Solomon, fashion model Lilah Parsons and Hollywood dog agent Addison Witt search for Britain’s most mutterly gorgeous dog with help from guest judge, Britain’s Got Talent winners Ashleigh and Pudsey and voiced by David Walliams. The show brings the glamorous world of modelling together with Britain’s love of dogs. Top Dog Model seeks to find a true doggie star - the new Cindy Pawford, Claudia

Sniffer, Naomi Spaniel or Elle Macfurson perhaps… The pooches will go head-to-head as they are tested for their suitability as models through a series of dog-eat-dog modeling assignments, including photo and video shoots as well as challenges designed to test their poise and behaviour. It’s not just looks alone that will crown our furry favourite, as personality and star quality will need to shine through too. The contest is hotting up as only one mutterly gorgeous dog will land an advertising campaign for a well-known international brand.

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3:00pm ..............................................Arthur 3:10pm ...........................Shaun the Sheep 3:20pm ....................................... Pet Squad 3:35pm ..................... Dennis and Gnasher 3:45pm ............The League of Super Evil 4:00pm .................The Scooby-Doo Show 4:30pm .......................... Goodbye Year Six 5:00pm ......... The Story of Tracy Beaker 5:15pm.................................... Stepping Up 5:45pm .......The Sarah Jane Adventures

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6:00am................................. Children´s TV 11:10am ....................... Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge 12:05pm ...................... The Family Recipe 12:10pm ..................... 5 News Lunchtime 12:15pm ................ Celebrity Big Brother 1:15pm.............................Home and Away 1:45pm .................................... Neighbours 2:15pm......................................... NUMB3RS 3:15pm......................... Mind over Murder 5:00pm ....................................5 News at 5 5:30pm .................................... Neighbours 6:00pm .......................... Home and Away 6:30pm ............................................5 News 7:00pm .........................Secret Interview 8:00pm ................ Celebrity Big Brother 9:00pm .............................................. Dallas 10:15pm .............. Celebrity Big Brother 10:45pm .......... Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit on the Side

7:00pm ........................................ Top Gear 8:00pm ...................... Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Archaeologist Indy finds out that his dad is missing. Professor Jones was looking for the Holy Grail. Indy is called into the search, but he must battle Nazi relic hunters to be first to the prize. Third adventure in the blockbusting series. 10:00pm .........................The Revolution Will be Televised 10:30pm ................................. Family Guy 10:50pm ................................. Family Guy 11:15pm ........................... American Dad! 12:00am ..........................The Revolution Will be Televised 12:30am ........................... Bad Education 1:00am ..........................................Our War 1:55am .............The Comedy Marathon Spectacular 2:55am ....................Don’t Tell the Bride

7:15am ...........The Jeremy Kyle Show US 8:05am......................................Judge Judy 9:25am....................The Real Housewives of Orange County 10:15am..................The Real Housewives of New York City 11:10am ....................................Judge Judy 12:00pm ...................................Emmerdale 12:30pm .................................... Nanny 911 1:30pm ................The Jeremy Kyle Show 3:40pm ...................The Real Housewives of Orange County 4:40pm ...................The Real Housewives of New York City 5:30pm .....................................Judge Judy 6:00pm ........The Jeremy Kyle Show US 7:00pm .................You’ve Been Framed! 8:00pm .............................Top Dog Model 9:00pm ...............................Peter Andre’s Bad Boyfriend Club 10:00pm ....................................... Wanted 12:15am ................................ Three Kings

6:00am....................................... Heartbeat 6:55am.................... Upstairs, Downstairs 8:00am........Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman 9:00am........................................ The Store 10:00am ............................... On the Buses 10:35am .......... Agatha Christie’s Marple 12:45pm .................................... Heartbeat 1:45pm ...........................Hamish Macbeth 2:50pm .......................Murder, She Wrote 3:55pm ................................. On the Buses 4:25pm ...................................... Heartbeat 5:30pm ............................Downton Abbey

6:00am................Police, Camera, Action! 6:25am..........................The Professionals 7:15am ............................................ Batman 8:10am ......................................... The Saint 9:10am .................................... The Fall Guy 10:10am............................................Minder 11:10am ........................The Professionals 12:10pm . World’s Wildest Police Videos 1:00pm ........................................ The Saint 2:00pm .............................................Minder 3:00pm ................................... The Fall Guy 4:00pm ........................................... Batman 5:00pm .........................The Professionals 6:00pm ............................. Quantum Leap 7:00pm ............................................Cycling 8:00pm ................................The Sweeney 9:00pm ............................ River Monsters 10:00pm .................... A Dangerous Man 11:55pm...........Police, Camera, Action! 12:25am .....................The Professionals 1:25am ....................................... The Saint

7:00pm .....................Murder, She Wrote 7:55pm .......................... The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes 9:00pm ................................Supersleuths 10:00pm .......................Scott and Bailey 11:00pm....................Law and Order: UK 12:05am .............................................Monk 1:00am .....................Murder, She Wrote

6:25pm ........... Paralympic Games 2012 7:30pm ..................... Gok Cooks Chinese 8:00pm ..............................Grand Designs 9:00pm .................... 24 Hours in A and E 10:05pm ......... One Born Every Minute 11:10pm ...............Embarrassing Bodies 12:15am .................. 24 Hours in A and E 1:15am ............ One Born Every Minute 2:20am .................Embarrassing Bodies

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T H U R S D AY 6:00am.........................................Breakfast 9:15am ................................ Rip Off Britain 10:00am ...... Homes Under the Hammer 11:00am ..............Escape to the Country 11:45am .........................Cash in the Attic 12:15pm ............................... Bargain Hunt 1:00pm .......................... BBC News at One 1:30pm .........................BBC London News 1:40pm ........................................... Doctors 2:10pm .................Only Fools and Horses 2:38pm .................Only Fools and Horses 3:05pm .............. Marrying Mum and Dad 3:35pm ......................................... Splatalot 4:00pm .......................... Shaun the Sheep 4:10pm .........................................Wingin’ It 4:30pm ................................................... Roy 5:00pm .....................................Newsround 5:15pm.......................................... Pointless 6:00pm ...........................BBC News at Six 6:30pm ....................... BBC London News 7:00pm .............................. The One Show 7:30pm ....................................EastEnders While Phil worries about a volatile Shirley, a familiar face arrives to take care of her. Janine’s paranoia goes into overdrive after she discovers a cheque stub. Jack’s plan to impress Sharon backfires when he oversteps the mark with Dennis. 8:00pm ............................. Waterloo Road It’s the day of Tariq’s kayaking time trial but his steely focus hides his true intent. 9:00pm ....................................... Good Cop 10:00pm ...................... BBC News at Ten 10:25pm .................... BBC London News 10:35pm ........................ Neighbourhood Watched 11:20pm........................ Gone Baby Gone 1:10am ................Holiday Weatherview 1:15am ...................................... Panorama 1:45am ................................... Countryfile 2:45am ...........Land of the Lost Wolves

6:00am..................................Children´s TV 7:45am ........................ Frankenstein’s Cat 7:55am ......................................Newsround 8:00am............What’s New Scooby-Doo? 8:25am...................................Buzz and Tell 8:30am................. Nina and the Neurons: In the Lab 8:45am.........................................Baby Jake 9:00am...........................Tinga Tinga Tales 9:10am ..................................................... Uki 9:20am................. Raa Raa the Noisy Lion 9:30am........................... The Large Family 9:40am....................... The Koala Brothers 9:50am................................... Dirtgirlworld 10:00am .....................................Octonauts 10:05am ....................................... Kerwhizz 10:30am ............Driver Dan’s Story Train 10:40am ......................................Waybuloo 11:00am ................... In the Night Garden 11:30am ..........................BBC World News 12:00pm .........................The Daily Politics 1:00pm ............................My Life in Books 1:30pm ...................To Buy or Not to Buy 2:15pm.......................... The Weakest Link 3:00pm ................... Wanted Down Under 3:45pm ....... Hairy Bikers’ Best of British 4:30pm ............................................. Flog It! 5:15pm............................. Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6:00pm .......................................Eggheads 6:30pm ................Celebrity MasterChef 7:00pm ..................... Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 8:00pm ..............................Wartime Farm 9:00pm .................................Hilary Devey: Women at the Top 10:00pm ........................ Mock the Week 10:30pm ..................................Newsnight 11:20pm.............The Rob Brydon Show 11:50pm..................James May’s Things You Need to Know... 12:20am ..................................... BBC News

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6:00am..........................................Daybreak 8:30am............................................Lorraine 9:25am................. The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30am ................................This Morning 11:25am ....................................... ITV News 11:30am ................................This Morning 12:30pm .............................. Loose Women 1:30pm ................ITV News and Weather 2:00pm ....................Dickinson’s Real Deal 3:00pm ........The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4:00pm ..................My Tasty Travels with Lynda Bellingham 5:00pm ....................................... The Chase 6:00pm ........................... London Tonight 6:30pm ..............ITV News and Weather 7:00pm ....................................Emmerdale Katie leads Robbie into a honey trap. To keep his relationship with Victoria a secret, Alex sabotages their house hunting. Zak is hurt when Cain tells him Sam doesn’t trust him with Samson. 7:30pm ...........................................Tonight This summer has been memorable for many reasons -the London Olympics, the Queen’s Jubilee, and for being among the wettest since records began. 8:00pm ....................................Emmerdale Megan defends Robbie when a furious Declan attempts to evict him. Zak opens up to Sam about his illness. Alex starts to feel uncomfortable, torn between two women. 8:30pm ..........................The Corrie Years 9:00pm ................... The Bletchley Circle When Susan Gray spots a hidden pattern in a series of murders, she tries to inform the police. But when they and her husband insist she forget her theory, Susan enlists her wartime friends to try and track down the murderer. 10:00pm ........................ITV News at Ten and Weather 10:35pm ...... The Jonathan Ross Show 11:35pm.......................Poms in Paradise

7:00am ......................... Paralympic Games Breakfast Show 9:15am ...............Paralympic Games 2012 Athletics, Swimming, Table Tennis and Sitting Volleyball. Jonathan Edwards and Daraine Mulvihill introduce live coverage from the 14th Paralympic Games. 12:00pm ...........................Channel 4 News 12:05pm ............Paralympic Games 2012 Athletics, Wheelchair Basketball and Football 5-a-Side. In athletics, Libby Clegg goes in the Women’s 200m T12 Semi-finals. 1:00pm ..............Paralympic Games 2012 Wheelchair Basketball, Football 5-a-Side and Wheelchair Tennis. Presented by Georgie Bingham and Arthur Williams. 4:20pm ...................... Come Dine with Me 4:55pm ................................ The Simpsons 5:25pm ..............Paralympic Games 2012 Swimming. Clare Balding and Ade Adepitan introduce an hour that could see a flood of gold medals for the British swimming team, as the atmosphere reaches fever pitch in the Aquatics Centre. 6:30pm ....................................... Hollyoaks As the wedding day approaches, Dennis proves indispensable in keeping secrets, but he is having serious doubts. And, as Doug digs deeper, Ste issues an ultimatum. 7:00pm ........................... Channel 4 News 7:30pm ...................... Paralympic Games 2012 Tonight Swimming, Athletics, Wheelchair Basketball, and Wheelchair Rugby. Clare Balding and Ade Adepitan present further Paralympic coverage. 10:30pm .................... The Last Leg with Adam Hills 11:15pm ................................... Rude Tube 12:20am ................................ David Blaine 1:15am ............................. Dave Gorman’s Googlewhack Adventure

Wartime Farm BBC 2 - 8:00 - 9:00 pm In a new eight-part series, historian Ruth Goodman and archaeologists Alex Langlands and Peter Ginn take on their biggest challenge yet - to turn back the clock and run Manor Farm exactly as it would have been during the Second World War. They will face one of the biggest challenges ever seen in the history of the British countryside what Churchill called ‘the frontline of freedom’. As well as tackling the trials of day to day living in volatile times, the team will be managing livestock, attempting to

cultivate unused land, tackling new tools and technologies and learning the basics of civil defence, while all the time confronting shortages. The first episode finds the farmers in a new location, a new time period and with a new team member. There is a farmhouse to modernise, strict new rules to abide by and air raid precautions to contend with. The team begin by reclaiming land to grow new crops, whilst Peter works with a blacksmith to design a special ‘mole plough’ to help drain the waterlogged clay fields.

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4:00pm .................The Scooby-Doo Show 4:30pm .......................... Goodbye Year Six 5:00pm ......... The Story of Tracy Beaker 5:15pm.................................... Stepping Up 5:45pm .......................................Blue Peter 6:15pm ...............The Sparticle Mystery 6:45pm .........................Shaun the Sheep

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6:00am................................. Children´s TV 11:10am ....................... Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge 12:10pm ..................... 5 News Lunchtime 12:15pm ................ Celebrity Big Brother 1:15pm.............................Home and Away 1:45pm .................................... Neighbours 2:15pm......................................... NUMB3RS 3:15pm...................... Expecting a Miracle 5:00pm ....................................5 News at 5 5:30pm .................................... Neighbours 6:00pm .......................... Home and Away 6:30pm ............................................5 News 7:00pm ........................... Frontline Police 8:00pm ........................................ Revealed 9:00pm ...................The Hotel Inspector 10:00pm ............. Celebrity Big Brother 11:00pm........... Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit on the Side 12:00am ...............................Super Casino

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6:50am............. Life’s Funniest Moments 7:15am ...........The Jeremy Kyle Show US 8:05am......................................Judge Judy 9:25am....................The Real Housewives of Orange County 10:15am..................The Real Housewives of New York City 11:10am ....................................Judge Judy 12:00pm ...................................Emmerdale 12:30pm ......................Coronation Street 1:00pm .....................................Judge Judy 1:30pm ................The Jeremy Kyle Show 3:40pm ...................The Real Housewives of Orange County 4:40pm ...................The Real Housewives of New York City 5:30pm .....................................Judge Judy 6:00pm ........The Jeremy Kyle Show US 7:00pm .................... Super Tiny Animals 8:00pm ............................. Evan Almighty 10:00pm ..........................Celebrity Juice 10:45pm ..........................Top Dog Model

6:00am....................................... Heartbeat 6:55am.................... Upstairs, Downstairs 8:00am........Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman 9:00am........................................ The Store 10:00am The Father Dowling Mysteries 11:00am .......... Agatha Christie’s Marple 1:05pm ...................................... Heartbeat 2:05pm ...........................Hamish Macbeth 3:10pm .......................Murder, She Wrote 4:10pm ................................. On the Buses 4:40pm ...................................... Heartbeat 5:50pm ............................Downton Abbey

Two families at the end of their tether send their disobedient children to South Africa to stay with a lesbian couple, the du Toit de Vos family. 8:00pm ....................Don’t Tell the Bride 9:00pm ....................Edinburgh Comedy Festival Live 10:00pm ........................................Wilfred 10:20pm .......................... Pop’s Greatest Dance Crazes 10:30pm ................................ EastEnders 11:00pm.................................. Family Guy 11:45pm........................... American Dad! 12:30am ..................Edinburgh Comedy Festival Live 1:30am ...........................................Wilfred 1:50am ....................Don’t Tell the Bride 2:50am .............The Comedy Marathon Spectacular

7:00pm .....................Murder, She Wrote 8:00pm ...........Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9:00pm ..............The Mighty Mississippi 10:00pm .......................Scott and Bailey 11:00pm....................Law and Order: UK 12:05am ....................................... Wycliffe 1:10am ....................................... NUMB3RS 2:00am .......................... ITV Nightscreen

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8:55am............................. Secret Location 10:00am ............................... Four in a Bed 10:35am . Quick Bakes with Eric Lanlard 10:55am ...................... A Place in the Sun 11:30am ...........................The Black Swan 1:15pm...................................... Time Team 2:20pm ..................................... Time Team 3:20pm ..............................Deal or No Deal 4:20pm ............. Paralympic Games 2012 5:25pm ......................Come Dine with Me 6:25pm ........... Paralympic Games 2012 7:30pm ..................... Gok Cooks Chinese 8:00pm ..............................Grand Designs 9:00pm .................. Thelma’s Gypsy Girls 10:05pm .................................. The Closer 11:00pm.................................. Father Ted 12:05am ................ Thelma’s Gypsy Girls 1:10am ..................................... The Closer 2:05am ................. Brothers and Sisters 6:00am..... Greatest World Cup Matches 6:15am ..........................The Professionals 7:05am ............................................ Batman 7:55am ..................................The Sweeney 9:00am.................................... The Fall Guy 10:00am ............................ Quantum Leap 11:00am ...........................................Cycling 12:00pm ...............................The Sweeney 1:00pm ...............Police, Camera, Action! 2:00pm ... World’s Wildest Police Videos 3:00pm ................................... The Fall Guy 4:00pm ........................................... Batman 5:00pm .........................The Professionals 6:05pm ............................. Quantum Leap 7:00pm ............................................Cycling 8:00pm ..................Border Security USA 9:00pm ..................................... Get Carter 11:15pm .................................. Get Shorty 1:25am .......................The Professionals 2:25am .............Police, Camera, Action!

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THROUGH THE KEYHOLE By Lynne Leadbetter

Tenerife Properties have been trading on the island for over 30 years. Their offices are located in San Eugenio, in between the Santander and BBVA banks, opposite the car park entrance to the San Eugenio Shopping Centre. Partners are Lynne Leadbetter and Mike Woodhouse, along with Sales Director Rachel Rogers and Secretary Delia Rodríguez Boue.

Mike is a member of The Royal Institution of Chartered Surveyors, a member of the National Association of Estate Agents (Overseas) and a member of the Spanish College, known as the Associación Profesional de Gestores Intermediarias en Promociones de Edificaciones. His college number being GIPE 2676 and he has been practicing in Tenerife since 1988. He is also the Appointed Valuer for the Abbey National International in the Canary Islands. Property purchase can be very stressful, particularly if

you are situated 2,000 miles away. Tenerife Properties aims to take that stress away for you. They assist in arranging mortgages, valuations, Spanish bank accounts, NIE numbers, contents and buildings insurance, Spanish wills and even assist in obtaining discounted rates when transferring money. In short, they assist in every aspect of the purchasing and selling process, right through to and beyond the day of completion at the Notary. They also offer an excellent after sales service.

This beautiful family house is a fantastic opportunity offered for sale at a considerably lower price than the current market value. Located in the pretty area of Los Menores, in an elevated position, this lovely house enjoys panoramic views over the South West coast of the island. Set on a plot of 2,100m2. As a detached house, it has its own driveway leading up to the first level on which are located the garages for 2 – 3 cars and a workshop. Going up from the garages you arrive at the garden level with a well-kept lawn and also an Aviary for parrots or birds. This space offer plenty of room for children to run around or for guests to mill around on if outdoor entertaining is something you like to do. There is also an outdoor kitchen and barbecue, perfectly equipped for parties! The next level takes you up to the large heated swimming pool and sun terrace from which you can relax and enjoy the

stunning views. The house itself is built over 2 levels and is a total of 251m2. On the ground level there is a lounge and two bedrooms and one bathroom which could easily be converted into a separate apartment. The main house on the upper level comprises a lounge, kitchen, 3 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms and there is also a large terrace that looks out over the grounds of the property and out towards the sea. Behind the house is an orchard with a variety of mature fruit trees. This is a truly fantastic family home and needs to be lived in to enjoy its maximum potential. It is guaranteed not to be on the market for long at the current asking price of only 525,000 Euros, especially as there is a current bank valuation of over 600,000 Euros. This property can be viewed at www. tenerifeproperties.net Contact numbers – 922 724 110 / 608 573 443 / 699 250 870 info@tenerifeproperties.net

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CALDERS CONFESSIONS By Calder Hughes

Calder spent twelve years working as PA and Co-presenter with Jeremy Kyle on various radio stations, he is now a Freelance Radio Presenter where he answers listeners´dilemmas each Sunday night on the airwaves. We are also very grateful to have him here, answering your questions and queries as part of the Tenerife Weekly team.

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Swinging Hole in CV proposition or keep quiet and hope for the best? Danielle

My last job was a nightmare and I left on very bad terms with my manager. She was a horrible person and I couldn’t do anything right. Now I’m looking for a new job I’m worried to put that job on my CV because if they ask for a reference, I know she’ll be spiteful and give me a bad one. Should I tell them the situation in the interview

The law is very clear these days in terms of employer references. If your old boss tells lies or goes out of her way to throw a spanner in the works, she can be prosecuted. Your local Citizens Advice Bureau will be able to give you the specifics here, but rest assured, you do have rights. As far as applying for jobs and putting together your CV goes, honesty is the best policy. You don’t need to go overboard in explaining what happened, personalities clash all the time and that’s exactly what seems to have happened in your case. Another thing you need to do is to put this whole thing into perspective and stop it from becoming a real barrier for you. Of course any new employer will want to talk about your track history, but that’s just a small part of the interview process. I suppose what you really need to do is overcome this hurdle in your mind and be clear about your stance if questions arise. Good luck, Danielle.

Worried for neighbour

My husband and I went to one of his colleague’s houses for dinner the other night. When we were there the couple kept talking quite graphically about their sex life, which was making me feel really uncomfortable. Then, just as we had finished the meal, they suggested going to a swinging party. I was totally shocked and just laughed it off. Since then though I haven’t discussed it with my husband and I’m worried that he put them up to it. I hate the idea of swinging, but perhaps I should consider it for my husband. Jocelyn Why should you do something you don’t want to Jocelyn? I’ve never truly understood swinging and I know it’s not something that interests me at all! Of course I accept that everybody has their own preference, but

Work hell

I moved into a new council house 3 months ago and ever since I moved in I’ve had to put up with noisy neighbours. I used to bang on the wall and tell them to be quiet, but recently I’ve heard an angry male voice and a woman pleading then banging and crashing. I’m really worried that I’m listening to domestic violence next door but have no idea what to do about it. Terri You have two options Terri. If you suspect somebody is being hurt, you need to call the emergency services and let the police deal with it. Gone are the days when “domestics” are left to

sort themselves out. The police will react and, if a crime is being committed, the offender will be held accountable. As far as the general noise goes, your local council will investigate on your behalf and take specific measurements of the sound levels. If the noise is beyond a certain level, the council can issue warnings and even evict this family if they ignore those warnings. So there’s an awful lot you can do not only to put a stop to any domestic violence but also to ensure you can get some peace in your own home. Help is just a phone call away in both instances!

My life at work is being made hell by some local kids. I work in a local grocery store and I used to love my job, chatting to all the regular customers and looking after the store. But recently a gang of youths have been hanging around the shopping precinct. They throw things at the window, throw things around the store and even steal things. I want to stop them, but I’m too scared. What shall I do? Jamie Pick up the phone Jamie and ring the police. You certainly shouldn’t tackle these yobs on your own; it’s just not worth the risk these days. The news headlines are filled with stories of gangs turning on “have a go heroes” so the risks are very real.

in this case it’s crystal clear that you’re not into it, isn’t it? I’m slightly worried by the fact that you’ve not had the conversation with your husband. For all you know, he may be just as shocked as you but you’ll never know that until you speak to him will you? I’m constantly amazed by couples who simply don’t talk – even when there are real issues to sort out! Sit your husband down and explain exactly how you feel about what was said that night. Stick to your guns sweetheart and, whatever you do, please, please please, forget about just “doing this” for your husbands sake. Trust your own judgement and treat yourself with a little more respect and then hopefully, your old man will do the same!

The government have done their bit in introducing new laws, now the police have no excuse whatsoever. Make that call and keep on making the call each and every time you feel threatened or harassed. I know you’re afraid right now, but once this matter is taken seriously, it wont take long for these kids to get the message. None of this is your fault sweetheart; you’re just unlucky, honestly. You should also write down each and every incident, complete with times and dates and give that to your manager as well as the police. You will get through this, the kids will probably just move on and cause a nuisance elsewhere, which isn’t an ideal solution but at least it should be the end of your nightmare.

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PUGH´S PANTRY By Barry Pugh

Whilst working in a luxury hotel in Liverpool in my teens, I had the privilege to work with a very professional highly skilled chef who taught me a lot. Ian Corkhill from Liverpool, had many, many years in the catering industry and his quirky wonderful menus that he created for the hotel always impressed me. I remember a dish from our Christmas Eve menu in 1997 (I was just 16) and working in his shadow, as his Kitchen Assistant, we were to serve Cullin Skink ‘Smoked haddock and Potato Soup’ on the Table d’hôte menu that evening. This traditional Scottish dish, derived from “Cullen” in the North East of Scotland is a beautiful hearty soup, and traditionally it is served all over Scotland in the Christmas Period! It’s really cheap, easy to make, low in fat and very filling.

Ingredients

Cullen Skink - “Smoked Haddock and Potato Soup” Method

Put all the ingredients into a good sized pan - EXCEPT THE HADDOCK. Fill with water so it just covers the top of the pan and bring it to the boil. Allow it to simmer for approximately 30 minutes or until all the potatoes have gone soft. While you wait, poach the haddock in a little bit of water in the microwave until cooked and then leave it to cool on the side. When your main stock is ready, remove the Bay leaves and blast it in a food processor or with a hand blender. Pour the water that you poached the Haddock with earlier into the stock, and then remove and discard the skin from the fish. Flake the fish and then mix it into the soup. Season with salt and pepper.

Slowly simmer it on the hob again finishing it off with some Skimmed milk or cream for the heavier option! Serve with freshly chopped herbs on top - Simply delicious! Suggestions - Variations: Try swapping the onions for Leeks to give it a stronger taste Use leftover mashed potato from yesterdays dinner it works just as well! Sometimes Cullen Skink is served with a softly poached hen’s egg on top for an even more filling soup! Have you made it? Created your own variation? Something you want to share? Let me know by email and I will add your comments next time....

HAPPY COOKING!

2 Large onions - peeled and finely chopped 1 1/2 kilos potatoes, peeled and chopped into cubes 3 cubes of Chicken or Vegetable stock - (I always use chicken as I consider it to have more flavour) 1/2 tsp dried parsley 1/2 tsp Thyme 2 bay leaves 1small piece of smoked haddock (Iceland do a bag of 5 for a very reasonable price!) a pinch of dried Garlic

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SHARPLES IN SESSION By John Sharples

Zee Plane Zee Plane Royal Crown Jewels On Display?

If Prince Harry wants to play around naked with a load of female friends ... that is “FINE BY ME.” He is a young lad, enjoying his youth. However, he must surely realise by now that the world is looking. He must accept that he wasn’t born into the Pilkington family of 33 Inkerman Street just over from the gasworks. Although he is quite obviously “just another human being” he is third in line to the British Throne. Foolish he is! Wrong he is not! Given the chance, most young men would

have loved to have been in his situation. Just as well the Duke of Ed was ill at the time, he would have given him a clip around the ear, mind you, he hasn’t exactly been a “lonely old soul” over the years. At the end of the day, the lad is doing laddy things. However, he is now 27, not 20. I like this prince. I like him because he is a “very naughty boy”, but he will only be allowed to be a naughty boy for so long. If he isn’t careful, he will become a Cad! The featured picture is a photoshop picture that has been doing the rounds.

Somebody, somewhere, please explain to me why Tenerife or at least the Canary Islands don’t have their own designated water plane for combating fires. Ok, I know that the fires don’t happen all the time and I also know that they don’t happen every year, but I couldn’t help thinking as I watched helicopters dropping buckets of water on a small fire in Aguamansa in the north of the Island, that it all looks a bit like a story from Trumpton or Camberwick Green. Just think about it! The Canaries are home to two world heritage sites. The Teide National Park is the pride and joy of the Canaries. It consists mainly of

restored forested land. La Gomera houses the only forest in the whole of Europe to have survived the last ice age, the Garajonay Park. Surely those are two good enough reasons for someone to stick their neck out and do something about it. Also, isn’t it amazing that we had to ask Morocco to lend us their planes because the procedure was taking too long from mainland Spain? I love Tenerife. I particularly love the mountain areas. I am a regular visitor to the forests and mountains. I was only up there a couple of weeks ago to see the Perseid Meteor showers. Can we please have a designated water plane to protect these Spanish jewels?

I travelled up Mount Teide just over a week ago to take a look at the meteor showers that occur over our heads every August. We sat there in the cold night air as mini meteors shone though the air at terrific speed. The night sky up Mount Teide is something quite special, especially when the moon isn’t visible. The stars are just amazing. If you take a trip up there at night, you won’t be disappointed, but take a jumper. August 2012 has been an historic month for all things space. The death of Neil Armstrong was the death of a hero for me. Back in 1969, when they took those first steps on the moon, many people didn’t have televisions in their homes. For this reason, our primary school opened for a day in the summer holidays so that we

could all watch the piece of history unfold. I remember thinking that it was very exciting right up until we started to see the pictures that were beaming back from the moon surface. I remember saying to my mum that the school telly wasn’t as good as ours and that I couldn’t tell what was happening! The Beverly Hillbillies was much clearer. Also last month, in space exploration NASA’s new mars rover has landed safely on the surface and has begun to send back colour photographs. The first pictures looked like they were taken on Tenerife in the middle of a Calima. You can hardly see anything for dust on the lens. The next photos just looked like the crater at the top of Teide. I wonder if they will find signs of life. Maybe a TARDIS, or a lonely Vulcan. Time will tell.

Life On Mars

Fresco Fiasco

The biggest laugh recently for me was that lovely old lady who tried to restore a fresco in a church in Zaragossa. The poor old dear was obviously a fan of Planet of the apes. The picture of Christ was transformed into Roddy McDowell in full ape makeup. I would like to let her loose on the Mona lisa to see if she can turn her into Mr Bean! Could be the beginning of a whole new art form! Joking aside! Life is usually funnier than fiction. On Monday, restoration experts appeared at the church in Zaragossa to see if it was possible to restore the painting to its original state. Local residents were up in arms. They want the painting left as it is. Since the fresco fiasco happened, the village has had thousands of visitors who all wanted to see the revised painting. Local businesses have been busy and money has been pouring into the town.

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HEATHER HAWORTH In The Spotlight By Barry Sparkle

WHERE ARE YOU FROM? My Mum..... Ok Blackburn, Lancashire WHEN AND WHY DID YOU MOVE TO TENERIFE? Wanted to try for years to try the entertainment scene abroad after working the holiday parks for 7 years WHEN’S YOUR BIRTHDAY? When I’m a bit low.... On perfume.. I announce its my birthday ..You get loads of prezzies ..(joke) 29th July. Real birthday.. Ill be 21 next year. DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF TO BE FAMOUS? Famous?..Er no..Fat yes..I’m about as famous as Joe Dolce and his shut up a ya face track... ALTHOUGH YOU ARE IN THE LIMELIGHT, DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF TO BE SHY? I am yes. Complete opposite to on stage.. Unless you really know me. IF YOU HAD A DIFFERENT JOB, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I’d like to train young entertainers in hotels and provide a package as maybe a company. Shows, real animation, and a good brand that would be professional. Think this would help some of the visiting cabarets when you have a professional team in-house. It helps visiting cabarets if they have the right build up. WHO AND WHY IS YOUR IDOL? I have two.. The first a comedienne called Mia Carla. She is fabulous; I wanted to be her when I worked the holiday parks. Second... My dad (blub) he is always right, he has taught me to take no prisoners.. And I listened. And he’s always there x WHAT IS THE BIGGEST DISASTER YOU HAVE EVER HAD ON STAGE? Well...there’s a few, but I’ll be here all day. I attempted a magic show once with my team. The sawing in half trick blade came out on the floor, and then we had a power cut three times. I had an entertainer chained up under lock and key during an illusion at the time. The music was not on separate tracks, so it kept going back to its a kind of magic music when the power kept going back on. Needless to say I wanted to disappear!! WHAT IS YOUR TIPPLE? I do like a vodka. I do like baileys. I do like a etc, etc, etc. WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE SPORT? I love tennis. I was a good player and carried on till my 20s.... But prefer to watch it with strawberries and cream in front of telly these days. HOW MANY LANGUAGES DO YOU SPEAK? English. Spanglish. And totalrandom when I’ve had a baileys HOW MANY HOUSES DO YOU HAVE? Houses? LOL. l don’t even own a tent..!! WHAT TIME DO YOU GET UP IN THE MORNING? Depends on what time I come in! HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU EARN IN A MONTH? Mind yer own ya nosey bleeder.. Not enough trust me x

Heather currently performs her own show called the Fattitude show.. Original and can be a family or adult show and every show is never the same!! She also works in the Sisters Of Doom Show, and comperes in various venues.

HOW MUCH MONEY WOULD YOU LIKE TO EARN IN A MONTH? I’d like to know how much I’m getting each month.. You never know these days ... But as long as the rent is paid and my dog gets chicken I’m happy WHAT DO YOU SPEND YOUR MONEY ON? Chicken...lol.. When I have some spare..I do like a good bargain... Usually a pork pie from the oops aisle in Iceland WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST JOB? Youth Training Scheme hairdresser, I lasted two weeks.. Boss from hell..old bag .x DO YOU DO CHARITY WORK? I like to show my face every now and then. I do donate my things to Live Arico for the doggies and I always find a good bargain in there too.. WHY DID YOU BECOME AN ENTERTAINER? Always in the productions at school, And just knew I wanted to be on stage. DO YOU HAVE A PRIVATE PLANE? I have a private jet..it’s the water kind in my shower. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? Yes my doggy ..star.

WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR FREE TIME? I love people watching.. Is that bad.. hahha..i enjoy the gym when I’m in the mood.. walking the dog.... knitting... (not) WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD? Everything..... No I love cheeses... Crumbly Lancashire on crumpets.. Sometimes with a touch of marmite. Oh and home-made cheese ‘n’ onion pie. Cheese is the future WOULD YOU EVER GO “BACK HOME” Difficult question... WHERE WAS YOUR LAST HOLIDAY? I won 1,00 Pounds on the Lotto.. Went on a cruise to the Caribbean with about 25 others, some fellow entertainers from here That was over 10 years ago..I think... So yep any generous peeps.. I need a holiday, a weekend in Skeggy will do.. Not fussy. TELL US A SECRET ABOUT YOU! Not giving big secrets out no way.... I was in a magazine once... I got paid quite a lot.....That’s all I’m saying ...so how much am I getting for this?.. Lol DO YOU ENJOY YOUR CELEBRITY STATUS? How do I know? I haven’t got one! DO YOU WEAR THONGS OR BRIDGET JONES STYLE PANTS?

Oooo, now ya talkin.. depends on the mood love.. but them pull in knickers don’t work.. Your fat just rolls over the top... false advertising IF YOU WERE A BISCUIT, WHICH WOULD YOU BE? Trio.. Says it all... Gob on legs... WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO EAT? I have two.. Gran Paella Valencia, and Thai Botanica. NAME ONE ACTOR/ACTRESS YOU WOULD LOVE TO GET NAUGHTY WITH? Pierce Brosnan.. but that’s cause I watched Golden Eye last night... Oh and I like a bit of Gino the Italian chef on This Morning.. But he needs fattening up a bit.. He can come round for pizza anytime. WERE YOU BULLIED AS A KID? Yes.. but sorted it.. IF YOU WERE GIVEN A CHANCE, WOULD YOU ENTER BIG BROTHER? Difficult one.. I think so.. Why not? But I think you’d have to pick me up in a car with a blue light on top and put me in a straight jacket after about two days. I couldn’t do with all the dit dots in there. MEN OR SHOES? Both. Shoes and ....teeth are important on a man ... But shoes always come first.. Especially if a man’s wearing heels. phaaaaa HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE THE MOST DESIRABLE MAN/WOMAN ON THE EARTH? I don’t Know... I only attract people when I wear men’s..Lynx... Unfortunately.. The women come a flocking .. IF I CAME TO YOUR HOME AND LOOKED INSIDE THE FRIDGE, WHAT WOULD I FIND? If you came today as I’m moving home I have a limp lettuce, two frankfurters and a packet of trim slim biscuit things .. Which are vile...by the way.. WHAT’S YOUR BAD QUALITY? I can be quite negative.. and take things to heart. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN THREE WORDS? I can do 4... Tart with a heart.. WHAT MAKES YOU ANGRY? False people and sneaky ones WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE DO YOU DISLIKE? Liars. And people who can’t think for themselves. IF I GIVE YOU ONE MILLION EUROS HOW WOULD YOU SPEND IT? Look after my family.. Start my own business. And buy a mansion for all the abandoned doggies here, also give lots to the Alzheimer’s Society as its close to my heart after losing my mum to this dreadful disease .xx WHAT´S THE MOST EMBARRASSING SITUATION YOU HAVE BEEN IN? Once went for a meal, I won’t say were.. I had chicken liver pate for starters...went to work.. Compering.. Was in the middle of a quiz.. And lets say I had a dreadful accident.. I think there’s still a stain now.. on the stage... No I won’t say where it is .. Lol goodbye!!! Xx

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ENTERTAINMENT

By Marc Craig

“Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave”

Once upon a time, “fantasy” was a niche genre, enjoyed by spotty teenagers; however, in recent years it has reached unimaginable heights of popularity, and has now become main stream, enjoyed by both sexes and all ages. Of course the fantasy genre is certainly nothing new; in literature it has been around forever, Tolkein (The Hobbit) and CS Lewis (The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe) are obvious examples and have existed in book form since their publication in 1937 and 1949 respectively. In the early eighties, largely thanks to the huge success of the “Dungeons and Dragons” role-playing games, fantasy was cool and films such as “Clash of the Titans”, “Conan the Barbarian” and “Legend” were very popular but by the nineties fantasy in the

cinema was dead. Fantasy’s resurrection in the 21st century is largely down to Peter Jackson, who in 2001 recreated on-screen the worlds that he had grown up reading about, the “Lord of the Rings” trilogy, the movie adaptation of Tolkien’s classic books made fantasy cool AND critically acclaimed. Of course, equally as important and responsible for getting the world’s children reading is JK Rowling - Harry Potter books are the best-selling book series in history and were made into 8 box-

office breaking movies! After these giants, the floodgates opened, with “The Chronicles of Narnia”, a remake and sequel to “Clash of the Titans” both filmed here, in Tenerife. So, what’s happening fantasy-wise in the near future of entertainment? The next big one of the movies has to be the long awaited prequel to “Lord of the Rings”, “The Hobbit, an unexpected journey” is released in December 2012, with Peter Jackson in the director’s chair, with a further two films planned (their source material a rather thin

children’s book, notes made by Tolkien and some newly written material). On T.V the one everyone’s talking about is “Game of Thrones”, the HBO adaptation of George R.R Martin’s best-selling series of novels. I would describe it as “The Sopranos” with swords and dragons! A lot of adult content and very violent “Game of Thrones” is shown on the tv network “antena3.com” Finally for gamers, “Skyrim” is the 5th instalment of the epic “Elder Scrolls” series, but can be enjoyed as a standalone experience. Released in late 2011, it’s a huge game of almost infinite hours of gameplay - so I’m told as I’ve resisted buying so far because I have A. a wife, B. a job, C. a life! So I hope I’ve satisfied any cravings for elves, dwarves and wizards etc! See you next time PS. Last week’s movie quote was from Jack Nicholson as the Joker in Tim Burton’s “Batman”(1989)

From Perry to Geri

Russell Brand, comedian, lothario and former Mr Katy Perry, is dating Spice Girl Geri Halliwell!!

Russell, who is also a successful movie actor starring in hits such as the remake of Dudley Moore classic “Arthur”, “Get Him to the Greek” and West End musical adaptation “Rock Of Ages”, became close to former Ginger Spice after they met up at the Olympics closing ceremony in which they were both performing. It is said that their shared interest in yoga was a factor and that they have made a “spiritual connection”. They have been impressing each other with their general bendiness (I bet they have) and knowledge of yoga’s more daring moves!!! Brand has been linked to the Eastern meditation technique before and was dating his yoga instructor, Geri famously relaunched her solo career with a new mega-fit body thanks to her yoga regime and has since released 2 fitness DVDs. They have been photographed several times out on apparent dates and Russell even seems to be getting the approval from Geri’s six year old daughter, Bluebell. Russell Brand recently got divorced from U.S. Pop princess Katy Perry who he was married to for 14 months, although I’m sure she won’t be too broken-hearted with this news as she’s been linked to a string of celebrity hunks including notorious bad boy, rock singer John Mayer and is rumoured to be setting her sights on R-Patz himself, Robert Pattinson. Personally it’s seems like a step down from the gorgeous Katy Perry but what do I know! Good on you Russ, spice up your life!.

Will.I.Am performs song on Mars (sort of!)

Hit producer, Black Eyed Peas founder and “The Voice” star Will.I.Am (real name, William James Adams Jr.) will be heard by the inhabitants of the planet Mars on 28th august. The star has teamed up with scientists at NASA and will stream his latest song “Reach for the stars”, (no, it’s not an S Club 7 cover) through the speakers (why

does it have speakers? What aren’t they telling us?) of the new Mars Rover “Curiosity”, currently exploring the surface of the red planet. It’s a 780 million Dollar round trip back to the students at the Jet Propulsion laboratory in Pasadena, California, let’s all hope it’s one of his better tracks, otherwise Will.I.Am. may be the cause of the” War of the Worlds”!!

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Tenerife Weekly Pool Superleague

This week’s action

Barracuda Hunters 4 v 6 Hoops Hoops got off to a good start and quickly established a two frame lead for John and Chris, but Steve produced a great finish to make it 2-1 in the third. The home side could have been level in the next frame but Helen, missing an easy black, handed the fourth frame to Bernie.....both doubles went to the home side to level at 3-3 and it was game on..... Hoops, who have been strong starters knew they were in a game and had to dig deep to win the next three frames with Carl potting the black to win the ninth and decisive game....Bernie lost his hundred per cent record in a closely fought last frame to leave match finished at 6-4 to Hoops. Trap Door 3 v 7 Target Bar A good start for the Trap Door, Jamie takes the first, but Dave, Grant and Roy of Target Bar took the next 3. The first doubles was a long fought battle, Dave and Marcus taking the Trap Door to one behind. Dave and Grant sneak Targets fourth, Micky takes a tough third frame for the home side, but it’s not enough as Rob Grant and Dave take the last three for Target, Bar 180 B 6 v 4 Nauta A At Bar 180,both teams were trying to make up for bitter defeats last week and went in all guns blazing. The first rubber went to Graeme after a hard fought match against Joules(a stand in for her injured husband) it went down to only a few last balls with Joules only having two pots to win, but with a last ball miss Graeme got the run of the balls for an easy finish. Thomas(twiggy), a new player for the season had a hard time against Ray C who soon took control. Steady potting from Thomas saw it come down to the black ball which somehow stayed out of the middle bag to give Ray the frame. It was also a hard fought game between James Feather and captain Jack of the Nauta Bar but As the saying goes, experience always wins. Ricky the newest signing for Bar 180 B got his home debut win over Ray C with some good potting and hopefully more wins to come. The doubles games were dominated by the home side with a good 5 ball finish from captain Graeme to secure the second for a 4 - 1 lead. The second set of singles followed and Ricky secured another win against the same opponent but this time it was a closer affair with a great under pressure finish from the new kid. Gary did everything right against Jack in his only singles game of the night only for the black to get stuck in the jaws after some fantastic potting to give Jack an easy finish. Thomas fell foul to Ray C’s ability once again and Ray cleared up with ease. it was squeaky bum time for Jamie as Joules played some impressive pool to land on the black but with a difficult angle she did pot it but unfortunately the white went in the corner pocket but

all in all a great night had by all! Vivo 8 v 2 Legendary Jokers Vivo again taking an early 3 frame lead before Captain Alex stepped up to try to steady the away ship. Luck was with the home side though, the Jokers giving away foul shots to give Vivo some finishes that perhaps could have gone to the visitors. They were 7-1 down when Pedro for Vivo was on to clear up from the break, missed his black and allowed Alex to step up and clear his 7 in one visit to take the final frame. That made him the only winner for his team on the night with 2 out of 2 single wins. Vivo stars Victor and Valeri also continued their winning streak both scoring twice each in their singles! Bad luck Jokers, maybe better luck next time.

Bar 180 Titans 7 v 3 Oasis Overall we deserved the win as we played the more solid pool, but it could have been closer if it wasn’t for John potting the black in his first game, before potting his reds first, then going in-off, while potting the black in his second game. Everyone played played in good humour and a good night was had by all. Mountain rangers A 3 v 7 Tasca A A warm welcome from our hosts greeted with lovely Canarian food and our toughest game to date. Bungalow struggled to keep his 100% record, captain Jon Boy gave another solid performance same as Alex and Grandad, the draw specialist is just holding is place in the side. Mountain Rangers A were expecting to get absolutely panned on Tuesday night - against top of the league Bar Tasca A. Almost every frame went down to

Legendary Jokers

Red Division Results - 28.8.12 Bar 180 B 6 - 4 Nauta A Bar 180 Titans 7 - 3 Oasis Barracuda Hunters 4 - 6 Hoops

Clouseaus Emeralds 3 - 7 Clouseaus Diamonds Legends A 6 - 4 Barracuda Bandits Legends C 3 - 7 Treasure Island Mountain Rangers A 3 - 7 Bar Tasca Nauta B 4 - 6 Summerland Elite Target Rangers 4 - 6 Britannia Inn Trap Door 3 - 7 Target Bar Position 1 Bar Tasca A 2 Summerland Elite 3 Bar 180 Titans 4 Treasure Island 5 Target Bar 6 Trap Door 7 Clouseaus Diamonds 8 Hoops 9 Baracuda Bandits 10 Target Rangers 11 Britannia Inn 12 Legends A 13 Bar 180 B 14 Barracuda Hunters 15 Legends C 16 Oasis 17 Mountain Rangers A 18 Nauta A 19 Clouseaus Emeralds 20 Nauta B

P 5 5 5 5 5 4 5 4 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5

W D 5 0 4 1 4 0 3 1 3 1 3 0 3 0 3 0 3 0 2 2 2 2 2 1 2 1 1 1 1 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 0

L 0 0 1 1 1 1 2 1 2 1 1 2 2 3 3 4 4 4 4 5

F 38 35 34 32 27 26 30 25 29 30 24 25 21 20 20 19 15 14 11 15

A 12 15 16 18 23 14 20 15 21 20 26 25 29 30 30 31 35 36 39 35

PTS 15 13 12 10 10 9 9 9 9 8 8 7 7 4 4 3 1 1 1 0

Blue Division Results - 28.8.12 Legends A 6 v 4 Barracuda Bandits Legends C 3 v 7 Treasure Island Legends were magnificently lead by their Captain Graham who showed the way from the front playing some brilliant Pool(was that how you told me to say it Graham, you now owe me a drink) On the Bandits side Ray was his usual self. For those of you who don’t know him, Ray is very old, he was born at a very early age in 1938,and he knew from the start he was going to be a Pool player because his Mum and Dad kept throwing him in the deep end. They also showed him how to get a Banana in his mouth sideways which came in very useful when Paul W luckily managed to 7 ball him, finishing perfectly on each Ball and again on the black(Scabby Git). All the rest of us thought it was brilliant. Things changed for Ray in his second game when he doubled his last ball to finish on the black. ”No luck in that “he said “I can do it 10 times out of 10,”(Yeah right).We had a great night and will have you next time. I didn´t see much of the game on the next table but they also seemed to be enjoying their game. Congratulations to the winners, and for the losers as they say “There’s always the River”

the last few balls, making a 3-7 loss something of a little victory for the mountain boys. The Tasca lads were great fun, with lots of laughing and joking throughout the night. Many thanks, guys! See you on the return leg. Emeralds 3 V 7 Diamonds A FRIENDLY GRUDGE MATCH. Both were in fine spirits for this Derby Game. The match was a very close cagey affair, with no-one willing to give much away. Brendan, always a steady player had a chance to clear the table but faltered, letting Martin take the point. This set the scene for nearly every frame, George, not at his usual standard lost the second frame. Martyn failed to get the first point on the board by going in off his last ball. Pete scored first for the home team after a lack lustre Stig failed to impress. The Diamonds took both doubles with nice clearances from Raj and Paul. Raj missed the chance to take an unassailable lead, later discovering he had played with the wrong cue. Stig finally found his form to take the 8th frame, and Martyn restored a bit of pride for the home team with a good black. Andy managed to win a black ball duel to give the visitors 7-3 victory. Sloop Bar 6 - 4 Red Pride Phil from the Sloop Bar had two firsts, one was the home win over Red Pride, the other being able to walk home ( or at least remember it) !

Atlantis Sharks 5 - 5 Bar 180 A Bar Tasca B 5 - 5 Dos Hermanos Chipeque 5 - 5 Fosters Frosties 9 - 1 Mountain Rangers Leones 4 - 6 Bar 180 C Lowrys 3 - 7 Leones B Lupain 4 - 6 Welkom Wanderers Sloop 6 - 4 Red Pride Summerland Allstars 4 - 6 Atlantis Crew Vivo 8 - 2 Legendary Jokers Position P 1 Vivo 5 2 Lowrys 5 3 Bar 180 A 5 4 Atlantis Sharks 4 5 Dos Hermanos 5 6 Bar 180 C 5 7 Legendary Jokers 5 8 Bar Tasca B 5 9 Fosters 5 10 Frosties 5 11 Leones B 2 12 Atlantis Crew 5 13 Welkom Wanderers 5 14 Leones 4 15 Summerlands Allstars 5 16 Sloop Bar 4 17 Chipeque 5 18 Red Pride 5 19 Lupain 5 20 Mountain Rangers B 5

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CD Tenerife Leave CD Marino To Count The Cost Of Derby Defeat second half, a second goal was needed to settle the game. Inigo Ros was the provider this time as he slipped the ball through to the onrushing Aridane who placed his shot perfectly past the keeper and in the net. Marino President Pepe Barrios tried to make his peace with the Tenerife fans following pre match resentment over the raised ticket price (20 euros) for this derby game but he has more urgent work to do to appease his new recruits picked up in the promotion charge.

New Striker Guillem Marti Joins From Austria

Just a few days after Aridane’s impressive brace CD Tenerife added another forward to their squad. Guillem Marti was born in Menorca but the 27 year old has spent the last few seasons with Ried in the Austrian league. Marti joins the squad for the home game against Rayo Vallecano B on Sunday (2nd Sept) kick off Noon in Santa Cruz.

Local pride was at stake in the new Tenerife derby clash as CD Marino of Playa de Las Americas hosted CD Tenerife of Santa Cruz on Sunday lunchtime but it was Gran Canaria born striker Aridane who stole the show with two goals for the capital city club. Tenerife were hungry to open the new Segunda B season with a win and it showed as Chechu attacked down the right from the kick off and laid on an inviting ball for Aridane to head into the Marino net with barely 20 seconds played. The majority of the lower than expected 2,500 crowd leapt up and celebrated, a

patchy pre season and doubts about a young squad were now forgotten as the new coach Cervera’s starting 11 warmed to their task. Luismi Loro put a shot wide and the home keeper dived in to clear danger as Tenerife tried to increase their lead. Marino found it difficult to break the grip of the visitors midfield and when they did Noah and Balduino couldn’t find the scoring touch that led Marino to a glorious cup and promotion winning season. New boys Ros and former Marino player Cristo Martin looked like wise additions in white shirts and the Tenerife defence looked steady and free of the rash challenges of previous seasons. Marino were still in the hunt and tested Sergio Aragoneses at the start of the

Ferrari test 2014 engine

Ferrari have revealed that they are running a 2014-specification engine on a test bed at their Maranello headquarters.

The Italian marque, together with fellow Formula 1 suppliers Mercedes-Benz and Renault, will swap their current 2.4-litre V8 engines for brand new 1.6-litre V6 turbos in what amounts to the first change in the engine regulations since 2006. The switch has been prompted by the FIA and will see cars more reliant on recoverable energy than is currently the case. As such, exhaust heat will join KERS as a power source - it is anticipated that the contribution of recoverable energy will increase by a factor of 10 - with a greater emphasis placed on fuel efficiency.

Speaking to Sky Sports during a video interview, engine and electronics director Luca Marmorini said: “This is a very challenging period for our powertrain people. “We are working on the 2012 powertrain and the rest of the season is very important. No-one has also mentioned that we need to work on the 2013 engine, which is a lot of work with a new installation.

By Colin Kirby

Aridane going through to score

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Bird Cat Cow Crocodile Dog Dolphin Donkey Duck Elephant Frog Giraffe Gorilla Lion Monkey Mouse Rabbit Rat Tiger

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Aquarius 20 January - 18 February Robots tend to have more luck than you at finding love. This week will see no alteration of that sad fact, however, it is possible that a robot may fall in love with you. Pisces 19 February - 20 March Chin up, best foot forward, Love may come your way this week... and if it doesn’t then you can at least console yourself with the fact that you haven’t made a complete fool out of yourself. No, sorry, that happens next week. Enjoy! Aries 21 March - 19 April Gambling is something that may get the better of you shortly. Remember, gambling doesn’t always mean forfeiting money but can also take the form of running an amber light, crossing the road when it appears to be safe, and not having medical insurance. Taurus 20 April - 20 May Stimulation of the mind and body is achievable this week without a meditation workout. If you tend to get aroused when watching documentaries, you will find happiness upon your sofa. Lucky colour for this week is white.

Gemini 21 May - 21 June Many of your hang-ups would disappear if you started wearing clothes that more suited you. Your itchy nose will soon be gone after you suffer a week of agonising hell locked in a pepper cupboard with a strait-jacket. Damage caused by rage might cost you around 4,000 Euros this weekend. Avoid posh bars. Cancer 22 June - 22 July Spitting is a filthy habit and may put someone off you. Instead of spitting you should attempt to siphon it out of your nose which is still a filthy habit, and will definitely put someone off you, but at least you have an interesting story to tell for once. Leo 23 July - 22 August Did you happen to see a film called “Creepy Creatures of The Night”? It wasn’t a good film. This week is your own personal “Creepy Creatures of The Night”. Spreading lies about colleagues or friends may see dwindling relationships with those around you. Virgo 23 August - 22 September This week will go well, except for the bits that don’t. And not only will those bits go badly, but they’ll go BADLY. Your mind is filled with thoughts of sexual inadequacy - if you don’t know what this means then Google it!

Libra 23 September - 23 October Temptation is everywhere, especially if you’re willing to look everywhere for it. However, you will discover that temptation itself is not as harmful as running the streets naked shouting “It’s not my fault, I’m looking for temptation!” Scorpio 24 October - 21 November Music is likely to help you through the week, so try to listen to as much as possible. The best way to fool a man into giving away a biscuit is to let him know that you know where it’s been. Don’t give any details, just let it casually be known that you “know where it’s been”. How is this relevant to you? You’ll see. Sagittarius 22 November - 21 December Express yourself in a non-flamboyant and unexciting way. Buy a nice brooch, a pastry cutter or maybe even a new loo brush - it will give you something to look forward to. This year may seem to have started as you intended, but what’s happened since, eh? Nothing. Capricorn 22 December - 19 January The sun doesn’t wear a hat, and it’s probably not a good idea to play with it. A trip to the doctor’s should quell any anxiety you have about being a pair of curtains, although his diagnosis may be less than helpful.

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Brand new cotton duvet sets king 3 sets available now reduced... 922 729 456 - 28.00 Euros Brand new duvet sets, double size polycotton, 3 sets available.... 922 729 456 - 29.00 Euros Full king size bed set with curtains, polycotton, included duvet cover,pillow slips,fitted valance sheet and curtains with tie backs, 2 sets available 922 729 456 - 35.00 Euros Ipad3 case white leather case for ipad3, new with screen protector, stylus pen & cloth. Stand allow 2 viewing position, wake sleep function..... 922 703 801 -25.00 Euros Flights on Thomson Airways One way seat into Bristol, Birmingham, Glasgow and Newcastle from Euros 52 and Manchester from Euros 114... 922 761 202 - 52.00 Euros Ink cartridge hp57 3 x ink cartridge hp 57 tri-colour will sell all 3 for 75.00 Euros. Price normally 117 Euros.... 696 990 058 - 75.00 Euros LG portable dvd player dp281b hardly used with carry case, manual, remote control. Compatible with dvd, cds, divx, digital dolby. see link for full specs 696 990 058 - 90.00 Euros New uk bedding, brand new in packet poly cotton, double duvet cover and 2 pillow slips... 922 729 456 - 29.00 Euros Postquam tints base 6x3. base 7x11. base 8x6. base 6.75x8. base 7.55x2. base 7.75x13. base 8.55x4 2Euros per tint... 650 256 556 - 2.00 Euros Footrests Black silver salon footrests. Price per footrest... 650 256 556 - 30.00 Euros Epson r265 printer Epson printer, prints on plain paper, photo paper, and on dvd/cd discs. Excellent condition and will come with a complete set of new colour cartridges. 660 774 602 - 50.00 Euros Tiffany style lamp heavy metal standard lamp with Tiffany style shade.... 660 774 602 - 35.00 Euros Moroccan pot north African pot with decoration.... 660 774 602 - 20.00 Euros Dvd player with remote standard dvd player with remote control.... 660 774 602 - 20.00 Euros

Behringer mic 800 minimic mic800 ultra-compact microphone modeling preamp ultra-compact microphone modeling preamp for studio and stage applications highend. 680 859 315 - 45.00 Euros

Latest mr rusty story! The latest mr rusty story – ‘mr rusty goes to the fiesta!’ – is available now for immediate download to your kindle reader or pc /smart phone with ... 922 702 569 - 2.68 Euros

Brand new duvet set, duvet cover and pillow slips,polly cotton, reduced to 25 euro a set... 922 729 456 - 25.00 Euros

Double bed memory foam mattress topper 2.5 months old cost 105 from chic in chafiras... 922 703 709 - 80.00 Euros

Boys bike only used 5 or 6 times due to relocation, as new.... 602 447 570 - 50.00 Euros Yamaha audiogram 3, usb-audio interface, 1 x mic-/hi-z input xlr / trs, switchable phantom power 48v, 1 x stereo thomann line-input 2 x trs 1/4” / rca, 2 x... 600 608 037 - 70.00 Euros Alesis q49 usb/midi The q49 is a 49-note keyboard controller that works with virtually all music software and midi hardware devices. the compact controller features usb-midi. 600 608 037 - 80.00 Euros Maybelline Instant Age Rewind Foundation in Porcelain Ivory, Classic Ivory, Creamy Natural, Medium Beige, Pure Beige, Sandy Beige, Honey Beige or Caramel -... 693 868 828 - 8.00 Euros Travel chair “nurse” travel feeding chair, folds flat for ease. this item is in an excellent clean condition. ted not included. Euros15 ring kath ... 922 729 965 - 10.00 Euros Set of 4 throw cushions, back ground white with orange and green pattern. Call Jean ... 648 089 399 - 6.00 Euros Set of 6 Blue throw cushions for the sofa, can sell separate at 2Euros each. BARGAIN! Please call Jean ... 648 089 399 - 12.00 Euros Childs blue IKEA matching bedroom set - includes bed and bedside table with one draw, as new must be seen (bargain) Please call - Jean... 648 089 399 - 70.00 Euros 100% Real leather jacket with polyester lining in Black Size 10 - Good condition - Furry collar and trim... 637 819 680 - 30.00 Euros Taylor Ace - Red - Size 4 - Stamp WB11 - Good condition with carrier.... 637 819 680 - 50.00 Euros Oakley slip-on golf shoes. Size UK 7.5 / Eur 42. Brand New. Black... 637 819 680 - 30.00 Euros Footjoy juniors. Golf shoes size uk 1 / eur 32.5. Nearly new... 637 819 680 - 20.00 Euros Swarovski ball earrings. These earrings are made from Padparadscha coloured Swarovski crystals. They can be made in any colour. ... 634 222 716 - 6.00 Euros Crystal bracelet. This is a nice slim, delicate bracelet. it is made from white and denim coloured miyuki delicas and capri blue ab swarovski crystals. This bracelet can be ... 634 222 716 - 12.00 Euros Delica earrings The earrings are made from champagne and Capri blue colour miyuki delica beads and Capri blue ab swarovski crystals. These can be made in any colour. ... 634 222 716 - 7.00 Euros

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Local Markets

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Monday Monday

Alcalá Torviscas

9:00 am to 4:00 pm 7:00 pm to 10:00 pm

Tuesday

Los Abrigos

5:00 pm to 9:00 pm

Wednesday Thursday Friday Friday Saturday Saturday Sunday

Playa San Juan Fañabé Golf del Sur San Isidro Fañabé El Médano Los Cristianos

9:00 am to 2:00 pm 9:00 am to 2:00 pm 9:00 am to 2:00 pm 5:00 pm to 9:00 pm 9:00 am to 2:00 pm 9:00 am to 2:00 pm 9:00 am to 2:00 pm

Markets information numbers: 922 716 867 / 610 464 841

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Emergencies Emergency services (all) 112 National Police 091 Local police 092 Ambulance 061 Fire Brigade 080 Guardia Civil 062 Red Cross 922 281 800 Pharmacy 922 282 424 Citizen information 010 Lost property 092 Postal services 902 197 197 International operator 11825 Local operator 11818 Tour operators Cosmos 922 793 802 Thomas Cook 922 757 409 Thomson 922 798 607 TUI 922 777 720

Transport Buses TITSA 922 531 300 The “Bono-Bus” discount card can be purchased from all TITSA stations and terminals and reduces the cost of transport by up to 30% TFS - Tenerife Sur Airport Flight info 902 404 704 Airport info 922 759 000 TFN - Tenerife North Airport Flight info 902 404 704 General info 922 635 800 National Ferry Services Armas 902 456 500 Fred Olsen 922 628 252 Tourist offices Costa Adeje 922 750 633

Los Cristianos 922 757 137 Las Américas 922 796 668 Multi-lingual police Central office 902 102 112 Call this number and ask for an English operator to make an official report or complaint. Local police 922 757 006 Hospitals 094 Hospital Las Américas, 922 750 022 Centro Médicos Del Sur 922 791 000 Candelaria Hospital 922 602 000 British Consulate 922 286 863 Mon-Fri: 8:30am - 1:30pm

Solutions to this week’s puzzles

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