Tenerife Weekly Issue 50 by Tenerife Weekly

ollowing the most intense September storms for thirty years, large parts of the U.K. remain on flood alert, indeed there were more than 50 flood warnings and 80 flood alerts, still in place yesterday, meaning flooding is still possible.

Many of the warnings related to North Yorkshire’s River Ouse, the river’s level has risen to above the average summer level of just over 5 meters. More than 300 properties have flooded since the storm started on Sunday; the most affected areas are Morpeth, Chester-Le-street, Stockton and Durham. North Yorkshire Fire and Rescue Service was receiving help from Lincolnshire, South Yorkshire, Humberside and

West Yorkshire crews to enable them to tackle the flooding. In York, a number of people had to be rescued by the fire services. Crews had to use a boat to ferry carers to give out essential medication to elderly residents in a care home and a man trapped in a camper van had to be winched to safety after being caught in flooding in Acaster Malbis. Although affected by flooding, the city council

claimed that York was “still open for business” and that the flood defences would be able to cope. Yorkshire water confirmed that river water was getting into the sewer network, causing it to overload and pumping stations were working to full capacity. The town of Tadcaster in North Yorkshire had been effectively split into two after a bridge was closed after fears it was not safe. Page 3

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LOCAL NEWS Editorial

Firstly, I think it is high time that I gave a special mention to someone, without whom, none of you would get to read Tenerife Weekly. Andy Van Man ventures up to the north of the island every Thursday night and collects all 8,000 copies and then delivers them to over 430 delivery points from Golf del Sur to Los Gigantes. A huge vote of thanks, from me and everyone at Tenerife Weekly, for your sterling works Andy! I would also like to take a moment to welcome one of our advertisers Cris Abora, you can see their advert on page18. They will feature different offers every week

or so, make sure you keep eyes peeled so you don’t miss out on anything. With business in mind, I would like to extend an offer to all companies and service providers, I am in the process of building a Free Business Directory and if you have something to offer your fellow Islanders, be it as a plumber, builder, satellite installer or gardener, I want to hear from you. The directory will include a section covering your particular field of expertise and your company name and telephone number if you would like to be included in the directory, email me your details and I will make sure you are included – editor@ tenerife-weekly.com

Finally, we all got ready for the onslaught of Tropical Storm Nadine which fortunately didn’t materialise here in Tenerife. Now I know that we are desperate for rain and the heat is really becoming a bit much. But spare a thought for our friends and family back in the U.K they are really going through it at the moment, in particular the poor people who went through all the flooding four years ago, sort everything out and now have to face the trauma of it all over again. I don’t know about you, but that somehow puts all this heat into perspective, we are all very lucky to be living on this beautiful island.

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esidents of townhouses in Newburn, Newcastle had to be evacuated after flooding swept away the ground beneath the new builds, leaving them exposed and unsafe, it is unclear how long the residents will be kept away as there are significant safety concerns about the buildings. Road and Rail networks are struggling to return to normal although are subject to delays and disruptions particularly in the North of England. Councils have urged the Government to set up an emergency fund to help pay for the millions of pounds of repair bills expected to pay for the repairs to roads that have been damaged in the recent flooding and persistent rain. Repairs are thought likely to be required on bridges and pavements which will stretch local council budgets. The

Government has been urged to set up an Emergency Capital Highways Maintenance Fund to help with the cost of repairs, as it did back in the summer of 2007. Even though the rain is forecast to ease off significantly over the next few days, flood warnings will remain in place due to the potential for some of the rainfall from recent days to still be flowing through river systems. Despite the easing of rain, dozens of communities have been warned they are still at risk.

Looters

Looters have taken advantage of businesses being evacuated by stealing from empty premises. Traders at the Old Fire Station building in Newburn, near Newcastle, were forced from their shops as severe flooding hit the village in the early hours of Tuesday morning, leaving shops flooded by 6ft of water.

eith Bradley from KB Cycles has owned the store for more than 25 years and says that between £20,000 and £30,000 of stock was stolen after thieves smashed their way through a first floor window. Police have recovered nine bikes. A man and a woman have been arrested. Mr Bradley said: “The police told me there was no way anyone could get in and that the building was safe last night. They’ve taken high value cycles which retail for around £1,500 to £2,000 each. I’m going to employ my own security guard to protect the shop tonight. Julie Watson who owns AJ Bridal Wear shop in the Old Fire Station building is still unable to access her premises. “I can’t get into my shop to find out if anything has been stolen because there is about six feet of silt against the entrance.” Acting Chief Superintendent Dave Byrne said: “The safety of business owners and residents is paramount and it is despicable if people are thinking of taking advantage of the bad weather and using it as an opportunity to break in to properties. We have increased patrols in Newburn, however, as always, it is important that people remember to take their own steps to ensure the security of their premises and belongings and make sure they securely lock doors and windows and use alarms where they have them.

Two Bodies discovered

Two people whose bodies were found in the River Clywedog in North Wales may have drowned after trying to rescue one of their pet dogs. The body of a 27-year-old woman, named locally as Alicia Williams, was found on a sand bank on the river near Redding last night by someone walking their dog. A search team found the body of a man, identified as David Platt, 25, in the early hours of this morning. Police said the two people were a couple and were out with their five dogs when the accident took place. All five dogs have since been accounted for.

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NEWS ON THE ROCK

The Tenerife Symphony Orchestra’s Chamber Music section will be performing a concert in the Convento de San Francisco (the church at the top of Calle Grande) in Adeje on 5 October. The programme is to be confirmed and will be posted once it’s announced, but entry is free and the concert starts at 8.30pm. An 80-year-old man died last Tuesday after being knocked down by a hit and run driver in Puerto de la Cruz. Emergency services were called to the accident at the promenade around 5.30pm and found the poor man with serious head injuries. Despite their efforts at saving his life, sadly they could do nothing to help him and he was pronounced dead at the scene. The driver was subsequently detained, and found to have been over the alcohol limit. Travel retailer Canariensis, controlled by World Duty Free Group and Canresa, has opened a new store at Tenerife Sur airport. The 274sq m outlet is operated under the Fashion fascia and offers branded fashion and accessories from local and international brands for men and women. The shop is in the passenger boarding area and, according to airport company Aena it is open seven days a week at times that match the flights at the location. Iberian Funeral Plans leading provider of pre-paid “peace of mind” plans in Spain have joined forces with many R B L branches to help raise funds for 2012 Poppy Appeal. For each new funeral plan taken out before 7th November 2012, Iberian funeral plans will make a contribution of 50 euros to the local branch Poppy Appeal. Additionally, representatives of Iberian are actively encouraging their clients to become members of their local R B L branch. To help spread the word about both the R B L and Iberian, their local representative is inviting residents to a very informal “get together” at Camping Nauta Cafeteria CTRA 653 Canada Blanca,Las Galletas On Tuesday 9th October between 3:00 - 5.30pm. For further information call David Knight on 625 410 735. The House of Lucretia at the Teatro Leal on October 14. “Lucrezia from the haunted house invites all children to sing with her popular children’s songs of Spain and her homeland Cuba including “El Ratón Vaquero”, “La Cucarachita Martina” the Scorpion Cran Cran”, “Maria monkeys” and many more, including the well-known greeting of Lucrezia “Besitos de Chocolate” song or a fun version of the “Don’t worry be happy”, along with video clips of several of these topics and stories recounted by the own Lucrezia this will delight the little ones. The festival “Express Yourself” is to be celebrated for the first time in Tenerife. This festival, on the 20th and 21th October, aims to help retailers and also give a chance to new artists. Express Yourself merges leisure and art, with more than 500 young artists from different disciplines who will lead 20 hours of live performances on the streets of the capital of Tenerife. It is an urban festival usually only celebrated in cities such as Valencia, Mallorca and Seville. The city of Santa Cruz will become, if only for a few days, the cultural capital of the Canary Islands and will be the greatest showcase for all kinds of regional artists.

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New Banana Walk for Hikers BANANAS are still the main export crop in the Canary Islands and have been for more than a century, alongside tourism, they are the main industries of the Archipelago.

With this in mind, the town of San Juan de la Rambla has come up with a promising idea to link the two sectors through hiking. The City Council has prepared a guided tour of banana plantations packaged in order to promote the process of growing and marketing of the fruit and boost the city’s economy by attracting visitors. In November this route will be tested for the first time for the twentieth State Conference of the Spanish Federation of Mountain Sports and Climbing (FEDME), to be held in Puerto de la Cruz. The route has been sponsored by the Tourism Council headed by mayor Thomas Mesa, and the intention is to link it to a circular path known as Ruiz Canyon, climb to Icod

El Alto, descend to the historic San Juan Rambla old road and cross to the coast at the foot of the cliffs that dominate the landscape of the area.

The initiative has won the support of small farmers like Jose Yanes, “The idea seems good, because tourists should know how to grow bananas and see

landscapes they create”, who confesses he owns banana plantations that are more than 120 years old, inherited from his father!

SANTIAGO del Teide Lion’s Club will be holding their annual Gala Dinner and Dance on Saturday 13th October at El Marques in Puerto de Santiago. The evening starts at 7.00pm for 7.15pm sit down. The full sit down buffet will be followed by live entertainment featuring Tony Kay and a swing band

called Quintessence that performed so successfully, for the Lions, a few years back. There will be a raffle with some very special prizes and the evening will finish with dancing till late. The bar will have a happy hour during the evening and will stay open till 00.30am. Dress code for the evening is smart. Tickets are limited and

are priced at just 30 e u r o s each. They a r e available from Steve Gilbert at El Marques on 666 362 092. Early booking is recommended. All proceeds from the evening will go to the

Lions Cha r ity Fund to help local people in need.

Lions Club Annual Gala Dinner

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Morgan the Whale LOCAL NEWS

THE on-going saga of Morgan the Killer who lives in Loro Parque may now be over. The whale was rescued in the Wadden Sea, in June 2010, and nursed back to health at the Dolfinarium at Harderwijk, Holland, and then transferred to Loro Parque. Morgan has been the subject of a bitter dispute following a complaint by an ecological organisation about his state of health while he was in captivity. The Proyecto Gran Simio asked the EU to intervene and have Morgan returned to his natural habitat as both his health and life were threatened whilst he was in captivity at Loro Parque. The European Parliament has ruled that no further action is required with regard to the complaint. Furthermore, the Parliaments Petition’s Committee have decided to close the case as neither EU Wildlife nor any environmental laws had been breached.

Ten Diez World

TEN Diez are hosting a Canon Professional Training Day at the Magma, Centro de Arte & Congress, Playa de Las Americas, on Saturday 29th September from 10.00am. The workshop is open to the public and two specialist trainers from Cannon Madrid will be running a workshop, and product presentation about what is new from Cannon with special reference to the world of photography and video and the use of DSLR cameras. At 4pm there will be an intense mini class by photographer Luz Sosa Contreras

covering basic concepts of photography. This will be followed by a lecture about activist photography at 5.00pm. At 6pm there is a further lecture from two of Tenerife’s leading photographic and cinematographers Juanmi Marquez and Aaron Melian from La Crème Films. They will be sharing their experiences within the audio visual market. At 8.00pm the winners of the GoPro and Lomography photography competitions will be announced, this will be followed by live music the Valdivieso Trio. Further information can be obtained by visiting the Ten Diez Website http://tendiez.com.

Tourism Day

THEIR Royal Highnesses the Prince and Princess of Asturias, visited Maspalomas, in Gran Canaria, to host the official celebrations of World Tourism Day 2012 under the theme Tourism & Sustainable Energy, coinciding with the United Nations International Year of Sustainable Energy for All. In his message on the occasion of WTD, UN Secretary General, Ban Ki-moon, said: “One of the world’s largest economic sectors, tourism is especially well-placed to promote environmental sustainability, green growth, and our struggle against climate change through its relationship with energy.

Sustainable energy will allow tourism to continue to expand while mitigating its impact on the environment.” Organized by UNWTO and the government of Spain, and hosted by the government of the Canary Islands, the government of Gran Canaria, San Bartolomé de Tirajana Council, and the town of Maspalomas, events in Maspalomas

include a Think Tank on Tourism and Sustainable Energy at which tourism experts and leaders from the energy, airline and hospitality sectors will debate the use of sustainable energy in the travel and tourism sector. Hundreds more events are due to take place around the world as people celebrate WTD in their own countries.

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Ladies European Tour golfers visit Siam Park!

FIVE of the contestants from the recent Ladies European Tournament who were guests of the Golf club at Golf Las Americas who treated them all to a day out at Siam Park. Stacy Lee Bregman, Mary Mattson, Elin Emanuelsson, Stephanie Na, Marieke Nivard and Marjet van der Graaff did what everyone else does at the Park, they climbed the jaw dropping Tower of Power and, after taking a deep breathe, began the almost vertical 28 meter free fall drop and ending in a mysterious aquarium. The golfers then tried out The Giant, an enormous funnel and whirled around in rubber rings. Siam Park is Europe’s largest water park and features a beautiful beach featuring white sand from Portugal. The wave palace has desalinated water and it was here that the largest ever wave was created, some 4 meters was recorded. The Wave palace also has sufficient facilities for surfing and body boarding.

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Jennifer Ellison Loves Tenerife! M A Y B E Jennifer Ellison is vying to be an official representative of our beautiful island? The star who was in the last series of Dancing On Ice and was voted out of the show at the semi-final stage in March, had spent the best part of the previous six months ‘on ice’ so was really grateful to have the chance of a sunshine break. “I needed to recharge my batteries before embarking on the

three-and-a half-week tour, which began in the middle of April. When I signed up for the show I didn’t really know how much of a physical commitment it would involve, the training was pretty tough – but I lost lots of weight. My husband Robin didn’t like the fact I had to be away from home so much, but he loved my new slimmer, sexier figure! “When I was growing up, we seemed to spend all of our family holidays in Tenerife. We all think it’s the perfect holiday place with great weather all year round, wonderful holiday towns and fantastic places to stay. Tenerife really has it

all. A big factor in our choice was that we were taking our toddler Bobby for his first trip abroad. Robin and I got engaged in the Maldives and we were married in Mauritius – both fabulous holiday places but too far to take Bobby for a short break. On Tenerife, we chose to stay at the Abama Golf & Spa Resort in Guia de Isora on the west of the island. It feels really tropical with very lush vegetation – palm trees everywhere you look – and breathtaking views over the sea towards La Gomera. The great thing about a holiday here with Bobby was that everything we wanted

was right there in the resort. On a couple of evenings, we went down to Costa Adeje to eat out in a restaurant but other than that we were happy just to chill out. We were so happy that we could all relax together as a family after my enforced absence. After all the stresses and strains of the show, I was looking for complete relaxation – and I found it! On the way to the airport, Robin and I agreed things had gone so well we would book another trip to Tenerife straightaway – and we headed back again a few weeks later. I will keep going back to Tenerife for the rest of my life.

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Canarian ‘Jamon’ LOCAL NEWS

THE taste of the Canarian Jamon cannot be compared with any other product of its kind. It is 100% pure Canarian and typifies the cuisine available on the archipelago. In fact, although already on some islands the breeding of this pig has been increased, there is still some way to go so that its production is recognised for its commercial value as a true gourmet product. Master butcher, Fran Alonso, has discovered an important niche market, with considerable demand, both on the islands and worldwide. His new project is hoped will bring together breeders, public administrations, the University of La Laguna and local entrepreneurs to help promote the product and create more jobs. Alonso uses black pig as a raw material in one of his specialities, roasted leg. This recipe has been highly accepted, not only with his Tenerife customers, but also in the markets of Madrid and Berlin. The meat is roasted for twelve hours in a wood oven, with Heather and eucalyptus, wood that give them an extra special taste. In addition, another special touch

is made up using local Canary Islands oils and spices. “We want to turn the black pig into a gourmet product, and see a quality control raised up to and including when it is served to the clients,” the

Tourism Figures Increase

A BIT of good news for Spain, a record number of foreign tourists arrived in August, a rare flash of growth for its recessionstricken economy, the government has announced. Foreign tourist arrivals for the month reached 7.9 million, the highest since records began in 1995, figures from the industry ministry showed. This was five per cent higher than a year earlier. A record had already been set in July with 7.7

million foreign visitors that month, 4.4 per cent more than a year earlier. The number of Russian visitors increased by a massive 47.5 per cent, with 17.5 per cent more French and 4.7 per cent more British visitors than last year. Spain is suffering from its second recession in three years after a housing boom went bust, throwing millions out of work. Tourism is now an even more crucial sector, accounting for about 10 per cent of gross domestic product, and

makes Spain the fourth most-visited country in the world. So far this year Spain has received just over 40 million tourists, 3.6 per cent more than the same period last year, the ministry said in a statement. The British accounted for the biggest share of visitors to Spain, 24.1 per cent . while French tourists accounted for 21.7 per cent and Germans 13 per cent. The most visited regions were the Canary Islands, Balearic Islands, Catalonia and Andalucia.

restauranteur said. In order to publicise Jamon, Fran Alonso is organizing a series of gastronomic tastings where consumers, farmers, businessmen, and any other interested party can taste

and appreciate the possibilities offered. The intention is to celebrate these events, which it will work alongside charitable organizations, in different points of Tenerife as well as to other islands.

LA Orotava council, in conjunction with the drug prevention office, have launched a workshop for young students interested in film making. The council is offering a free cinema workshop to run from October 22 to December 5, is available for up to fifteen youngsters aged between 14 and 35 and the courses will be held at their new youth centre in Calle Leon. The course, which will last for 36 course will be run by Andrés Reyes on Mondays

and Wednesdays from 6pm to 8pm and youngsters will learn how to make short films, write scripts, set up for filming, lighting and sound. At the end of the course, the students will make a short film during a weekend. The idea of this course is to keep youngsters off the streets and encourage their creativity. Anyone who would like further information should contact the office by calling 922 32 13 61, extension 112, or email drogodependencias@ villadelaorotava.org.

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El Noche Blanco LOCAL NEWS

LAST Saturday Puerto de la Cruz celebrated Noche en Blanco where shops and businesses were allowed to stay open until 2 am, and there were food exhibitions, street dances, ballet classes, live music and wine tasting, to name just a few. The evening was to promote the local businesses and was considered a huge success if only for the entertainment in the streets all around Puerto. Children from the English School in Tenerife participated by having a story telling session, in English of course, for children, The Tiger Who Came To Tea by Judith Kerr was the story chosen

and the children then made masks of various characters from the story and then an art session of drawing themselves alongside a picture of The Tiger.

Alongside, were various competitions for adults where they could check their English vocabulary skills and of course find out information about the English Centre.

The Wednesday Coffee Club

South Tenerife’s Wednesday Club brings the “World’s Biggest Coffee Morning” to Tenerife. The Wednesday Club took time-out from its usual venue this month to participate in the “World’s Biggest Coffee Morning”. The event was organised by Edna Goodall along with

a dedicated group of Wednesday Club members who gave their time, talents and donations to the morning activities. With a small charge for coffee and cakes supplemented by teddy tombola, prize bingo, a bric-a-brac stall and giant raffle the morning raised a staggering 1,300 euros.

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10 Euro Housing Raffle Arrives in Spain F NATIONAL NEWS

RENCH entrepreneur Leonard Simpatico says he’s offering Spain the chance to win a house for the modest price of 10 Euros, an original initiative in the midst of the financial and real estate crisis. Simpatico uses the formula of “collective purchase” and began raffling homes in France a year ago. “Now, we’re opening our office in Madrid and the aim is to raffle the first properties in a couple of weeks,” Simpatico said in a recent interview. “The outlook for Spain is extremely good because, despite the crisis, it’s a very attractive product, both for Spaniards and for foreigners dreaming of having a second home in the Iberian nation”. Home prices in Spain have fallen 32.4 per cent from their December 2007 peak, but sales have not increased because banks are reluctant to write mortgages. The price drop is occurring above all in big cities and along

the Mediterranean coast, where foreign buyers - mainly Britons, the French, Germans and Russians - are focusing their attention. Simpatico said that, currently, people from 33 countries are participating in the raffle on his website. He said that, after opening offices in France and Spain, he intends to establish operations in Morocco, Romania, China, Britain, Belgium and Greece before the year is out. The businessman said his company was not offering online gambling, because participants could recover their money before the raffle. “This is about collective acquisition. The house is bought by all those who are participating and it remains with the winner.”. The idea of applying this system to home sales arose from the need to offer an opportunity both to the person who wants to sell his house and is not finding a buyer at a price that suits his needs and also to the buyer who cannot get a mortgage. “Before, you worked, you went to the bank, it financed you and you bought a house. Now, this process no longer works. The

banks have failed to fulfill their role and it’s very difficult to be a property owner,” Simpatico said. Individuals interested in selling their homes can advertise on the website - www.simpaticojuegos. es - and it will be the online participants who decide on the houses they want to see raffled off. Simpatico’s company will buy

the selected homes and raffle them among those people who have bought the corresponding tickets for 10 euros. Players can purchase a maximum of five tickets a month. Each property that is raffled will go at a fixed price, so that the raffle for it will not occur until enough tickets are

sold to cover that amount. Later, a judicial agent will perform the raffle of the tickets sold for each property and the winner will “immediately” become the owner of the house without any additional expense, said Simpatico, whose company charges a commission of 15 per cent of the fixed price.

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Madrid music festival riot NATIONAL NEWS

SIXTY people were injured and 11 were arrested when hundreds of youths hurled bottles and burned bins in clashes with police outside a music festival in Madrid on Saturday. A police spokesman described the incidents as “unusual” in their scale and intensity. Youths rioted when they were turned away from the MTV Madrid Beach open air festival in western Madrid early on Saturday because the concert area was full, a police spokesman said. “Trouble spilled into nearby streets and lasted about four hours, and involved around 1,000 youths with dozens of police deployed. Various

people tried to get into the festival but the venue was full. There were disturbances and containers were set on fire and bus stops wrecked”. “There was a shower of bottles,” he added. “The city police were

overwhelmed and called for reinforcements from the national police.” Media reports said that police fired rubber bullets and charged at rioters. The spokesman said that of the 60 people injured, most of them

were only slightly injured and included 20 police officers of two of whom were taken to hospital; and only 10 people were taken to hospital overall. The 11 people arrested were charged with assaulting police officers.

Car Seat Hideaway

A 20-YEAR-OLD man from Guinea removed the inside of a car seat and climbed inside in an attempt to disguise himself. Another occupant of the car then sat on the “seat”. Despite his creativity, the human car seat did not reach the European Union standards. The man removed foam

from the passenger seat and climbed inside the shell. Two Moroccan men in their early 20s joined him in this ridiculous attempt to cross the border: One drove the Renault 7 and the other sat on the manseat to complete the illusion. “We’ve seen some fairly bizarre attempts to get across the border but nothing like this before,” a police spokesperson said.

King Juan Carlos Meets President Bill Clinton

FORMER U.S. President Bill Clinton told Spain’s King Juan Carlos he was confident Spain will get through the economic crisis during a meeting in New York. The meeting - which took place before the official inauguration of the Clinton Global Initiative, which kicks off Sunday in New York lasted 45 minutes, according to sources within the Royal Palace, who added that the two men also spent 10 minutes talking in private. The conversation revolved around three subjects, with special attention to the situation of Spain and the European Union, and the former president said that Spain, just like Italy and Portugal, has enough strength to get through the crisis, adding that he was confident

that Germany will agree to act for the benefit of the EU. The second area of discussion at the meeting was the November 6 U.S. presidential election and although

Clinton said he was confident that President Barack Obama would win reelection, he agreed that there is still a long way to go before the election. The Spanish monarch and Clinton

also discussed the recent outbreak of violence in the Muslim world after the release of a video made in the United States in which Mohammed is depicted in a unfavourable and humiliating light, something that denigrates Islam’s founding prophet and which Muslims consider blasphemy, and the expresident acknowledged that he was “very concerned” over the situation. Throughout the remainder of Sunday, the Spanish king will hold informal and private meetings with other leaders in New York, whilst on Monday he is scheduled to have lunch with Jordan’s King Abdullah. During his stay in New York, the King will also participate in the reception offered by Clinton, who governed from 1993-2001, for the heads of state and government who are attending the Clinton Global Initiative before departing for Spain on Monday evening.

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Missing Megan

S we go to press, there have been no reported sightings of 15-yearold schoolgirl Megan Stammers or her maths teacher Jeremy Forrest since they crossed into France and they could be anywhere in Europe, police have said. Detectives searching for the pair have stressed their primary concern is to bring the schoolgirl back unharmed.

Sussex Police Chief Inspector Jason Tingley, said: “Although they entered France, it is possible that they are anywhere now. Our objectives are to identify where they are or for them to contact us, so we can bring Megan home safely”. Jeremy Forrest’s father, Jim Forrest, told reporters his son was “a gentle and caring” man who was extremely vulnerable. “I am worried about Jeremy. I am not worried about Megan. I can tell you my son is one of the most gentle, caring people you will ever meet.

I worry for him more than Megan in case he flips”. The 15-year-old had a list of 50 life ambitions which has also been discovered online. The final item on her wish list - to “fall in love” - had been crossed out. Conflicting reports suggest police may have been aware of the pair’s relationship and that the pair’s mobile phones were seized before they fled. A Police spokesperson said: “The first time police were aware of any concerns about Megan and Mr Forrest was last week and we have been liaising with the school since then.

We do know that she has spoken about perhaps going somewhere.” There have been claims that 15-year-old Megan and the married maths teacher had been close for up to seven months. The pair had, allegedly, been seen holding hands by pupils during a flight from Los Angeles during a school trip in February and one of Megan’s friends said another classmate had

told school staff. The school’s head teacher, Terry Boatwright, said the school had been investigating the issue before the pair left the country. “The school, in conjunction with the local authority, Megan’s parents and the police, had been investigating those concerns when this happened,” he said. But Megan’s mother Danielle Wilson, 37, said she knew

nothing of the alleged affair until she ran off with Forrest. A European arrest warrant has been issued for Jeremy Forrest - the married teacher who fled to the Continent with 15-year-old pupil Megan Stammers. Anyone with information is asked to call Sussex Police on +44 1273 475 432 or text +44 7786 208 090.

Baby Shuttle Retires

HE Space shuttle E n d e avo u r, affectionately known as Baby Shuttle, has landed safely at Los Angeles airport after taking its final flight. The spacecraft was strapped to the back of a 747 jumbo jet at Edwards Air Force Base around 100-miles away, and taken on a five-hour aerial tour around California landmarks, including the Golden Gate Bridge, the Hollywood sign, and Disneyworld. At the Santa Monica Pier, spectators took the opportunity to take their last photos and some chanted “USA” as Endeavour swooped along the coast. “Even though it only lasted a few seconds, it was a unique experience to witness history,” said spectator Andrew Lerner.

Thousands of spectators lined the streets in Sacramento, cheering as Endeavour looped around the state Capitol building

twice. Traffic came to a standstill along a motorway near the Nasa Jet Propulsion Laboratory, and police used loud speakers to move on drivers. Matthew Montgomery, whose aunt was an engineer on the early Apollo missions, brought his twoyear-old son to see the shuttle’s final flight. “I was going to leave him in day care but thought this is a once-in-a-lifetime deal,” he said. Endeavour will travel by road on a special flatbed trailer in October to its final destination at the California Science Centre, where it will remain on show. The space shuttle has extensive links to California; the main engines were manufactured in Los Angeles’ San Fernando Valley, while the heat shield tiles that protected it during re-entry were invented in Silicon Valley. Endeavour replaced Challenger, which exploded during lift-off in 1986. Nasa lost a second shuttle, Columbia, in 2003 when it broke apart during re-entry. Fourteen astronauts died in the accident. Endeavour flew 25 times, mostly

to supply the International Space Station. It spent 299 days in space and circled Earth nearly 4,700 times, clocking up 123 million miles (198 million km). It is the second of only three remaining shuttles to go into retirement. In April, Discovery arrived at the Smithsonian Institution’s hangar in Virginia. Atlantis, which closed out the shuttle programme, will stay in Florida where it will be towed the short distance to the Kennedy Space Centre in the autumn.

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Robbie Scuppers Paparrazzi R OBBIE Williams has beaten the paparazzi and given the world its first glimpse of his baby daughter, by posting a photograph of the child curled up asleep on his chest on Twitter. The brand new Dad looked exhausted as he posed with baby Theodora Rose in his arms. Williams became a father for the first time on Tuesday when wife Ayda Field gave birth to 7lb 4oz “Teddy”, in London. A caption on the picture told fans: “Daddy’s second nappy change ...

Teddy’s second day on the planet.” The couple have been besieged with congratulations since the child’s birth. Williams previously said he did not want to bring his daughter up in Los Angeles, where the couple currently live. “I don’t want to educate our baby in LA because I would much prefer her to have English sensibilities,” he said. “I want Teddy to have an English passport, we’re still figuring out exactly whereabouts the baby is going to be brought up. Williams and Field, a Turkish-American actress, have been together for five years and were married two years ago.

Andy Williams Dies at 84

EGENDARY crooner, Andy Williams, award-winning singer of Moon River and Can’t Take My Eyes off You, has died, aged 84, at home after a year fighting bladder cancer. He began singing with his brothers as a child in Iowa, and his easy style and mellow voice led former US president Ronald Reagan to call him “a national treasure”. In November 2011 Williams announced to an audience of fans that he had been diagnosed with bladder cancer. Speaking at the Moon River Theatre he founded in Branson, Missouri, he vowed to return to performing the following year, his 75th in show business. Williams had initially struggled as a solo act and was so broke at one point that he resorted to eating dog food. He became a major star the same year as Elvis Presley, 1956, with the Sinatra-like swing Canadian Sunset. Over the next few decades he achieved 18 gold records and three platinum ones, he was nominated for five Grammy awards and hosted the Grammy ceremonies several times. Movie songs became his speciality, from the Love Story theme and Days of Wine and

Roses, his most famous song, although it was never released as a single, was Moon River. Although it was covered by countless artists, Williams made the song his personal brand. In fact, he insisted on it. “When I hear anybody else sing it, it’s all I can to do stop myself from shouting at the television screen, ‘No! That’s my song!’” Williams wrote in his 2009 memoir, titled Moon River and Me. The Andy Williams Show, which lasted on television through the 1960s and into 1971, won three Emmys and featured Williams alternately performing his stable of hits and bantering casually with his guest stars. His unflappable manner on television and in concert was mirrored offstage. “I guess I’ve never really been aggressive, although almost everybody else in show business fights to get where they want to be,” he once said. “My trouble is, I’m not constructed temperamentally along those lines.” His wholesome image endured one jarring interlude. In 1976, his ex-wife, former Las Vegas showgirl Claudine Longet, shot and killed her lover, skiing champion Spider Sabich. Longet, who said it was an accident, spent only a week in jail. Williams stood by her. He escorted her to the courthouse and testified on her behalf.

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Man Mauled After Train Jump fence surrounding the enclosure. The victim suffered bites and wounds on his arms, legs, shoulders and back, and also a broken arm and broken leg - possibly from the jump. He was taken to a nearby hospital in a critical condition. Mr Breheny said staff used a fire extinguisher to chase the tiger away, and told the man to roll under an electrified

wire to escape further attack. Zookeepers then managed to get the beast into a holding area where it usually sleeps. Mr Breheny said: “If not for the quick response by our staff and their ability to perform well in emergency situations, the outcome would have been very different.” He said the tiger, which has been at the zoo for three years, “did nothing wrong” and

“will not be euthanized”. The Bronx Zoo, one of America’s largest, covering over 265 acres and keeps hundreds of animals, many in habitats meant to resemble natural settings. The visitor train has open sides and travels over the Bronx River and through a forest, where it glides along the top edge of a fence, past elephants, deer and the tiger enclosure.

Lucky Escape

A 25-YEAR-OLD visitor to the Bronx Zoo in New York apparently jumped out of a train taking onlookers over several animal enclosures and fell into a tiger’s

den where he was savagely attacked. Officials said that the man was alone with an 11-year-old male tiger, weighing around 400lb, for about 10 minutes

in the Wild Asia enclosure before he was rescued. The zoo’s director, Jim Breheny, said that after jumping from the monorail, he fell 17ft over a perimeter

A LORRY driver was left hanging off a bridge in Southern Brazil following an accident. Aguinaldo da Silva was dangling for 25 minutes before passers-by were able to get a rope to him. He had crashed into a car when it stopped suddenly on the Chavantes Bridge which connects the states of Parana and Sao Paulo. Mr da Silva, who was driving the lorry without any cargo, was uninjured in the crash.

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J.K.Rowling First Book for Adults JK Rowling’s first novel for adults has finally gone on sale, and is already breaking book sales records. Pre-sales of “The Casual Vacancy”, were the highest of any book this year, but little was known about its content which has been shrouded in secrecy up to its release. There have been mixed reviews as one critic said Rowling had retained her magic, another that the novel is “dull”. Many Rowling fans queued outside bookshops to be the first to get their hands on a copy. The novel is about a “snobby middle class” community driven by provincial politics and the fallout when a parish councillor dies in a West Country village. It has been reported that the

village she describes is based on Tutshill where Rowling was brought up as a child. Residents are reportedly unhappy about the description and it

is not their experience of the area. Local Carla Newton said people are keen to find out more. “I’ll definitely be reading it in case I can recognise

someone,” she said. Rowling has amassed a fortune estimated to be around £620m from her seven Harry Potter books and all the spin-off rights.

The author has revealed that her next novel is very likely to be another children’s book. The cover price of the book is £20.00 although

it is thought that most bookshops will reduce this to £10.00. It is also available as an EBook through Amazon for £12.00.

Fake Pilot’s Cockpit Ride

IT is “Catch Me If You Can” all over again. An unemployed man wore a pilot’s uniform to hitch a free ride in the cockpit of a commercial flight. The 32-year-old was stopped at Turin’s Caselle airport on suspicion of using false IDs, a cap and uniform to convince crew he was a qualified pilot. He had managed to fly for free inside the cockpit aboard a flight from Munich, Germany, to Turin. The two real pilots flew the Air Dolomiti, plane while the man, who has not been identified, did not touch the controls. Air Dolomiti is part of the German airline Lufthansa. The case is similar of that of Frank Abagnale, who pretended to be a pilot, and whose story was later made into the film, Catch Me If You Can, starring Leonardo DiCaprio. Italian police

had been tailing the man, who called himself Andrea Sirlo on his Facebook page, after receiving a tip-off. Detectives claimed the man stated on his profile that he was a commercial pilot who was promoted to captain’s rank while still young, and police became suspicious. Officers are investigating whether there were any other flights on which he may have pretended to be a pilot. Police spokesman Filippo Vanni said: “He’s so good that with his fake uniform, fake degrees and fake badge, he tricked a lot of people into believing he really was a pilot that even some crew members bought it. That’s how he got a ‘lift’ on the Turin-Munich flight in the cockpit, actually in the seat reserved for special guests, behind the co-pilot. He tried to create a new life for himself, where he could be accepted, gain friends and access a whole new social setting.” A police statement said “the

suspect was held on suspicion of putting the security of air transport at risk and usurping a title. On at least one occasion in 2012, pretending to be a pilot of a foreign commercial airline, and with a fake name, he succeeded in flying as the third pilot in the

cockpit,” the statement said. Air Dolomiti said “We know the case,” Lufthansa spokesman Christoph Meier declined to give any details, but said “that even crew are unable to fly aboard one of the carrier’s planes without having a ticket”, indicating that

the Italian might have had a passenger ticket. Italian police said “the suspect led them to a garage, where officers found piles of neatly pressed white shirts with epaulets, black trousers and jackets which were similar to pilots’ uniforms”.

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What an extraordinary week we have had this week. After “officially” getting married in Thailand earlier this year, Marc Craig and his wife Becky wanted to celebrate properly with their family and friends. The week started off with their joint Stag and Hen Do. The fancy dress theme was taken well and truly to the limit as you can see from our pictures. On Wednesday daytime, the couple invited some friends to watch their blessing whilst on board Freebird 1, a catamaran cruiser, which took them out to sea for the first part of the celebrations. They were extremely lucky with the weather as the threat of Tropical storm Nadine was present during the first part of the week. The wind had picked up during the cruise, which had to be cut short by an hour, but it just meant that all the guests got to Vivo early.

The venue was dressed in lengths of white tulle and silver ribbon and looked beautiful. The “Top Table” was set up on the stage so that guests could all see the couple, and they could see all of their guests. Becky and Marc wanted to go with a Thai theme, so bought elephant candle holders and Buddha statuettes with them; they also had orchids in huge round bowls to continue the theme. They also had a wishing well placed alongside the guest book, so guests could write their thoughts and wish the couple well. The meal started with either Stuffed Tomato filled with Tuna and rice, or Tomato soup, followed by slow roasted pork with diaphanous potatoes and fresh vegetables. Dessert was a slice of the beautiful wedding cake, made by Sugar Slice Ann. It consisted of 50 specially designed cupcakes, with Marc and Becky’s initials on them, and a further two tiers of cake, all served with a slice of Cornish ice cream. Pure heaven. The toasts were performed by The Best man, Marc and his brand new

father-in-law, even Becky had a word or two to say, like to so many other brides now breaking with tradition. After the “Serious” part of the wedding, guests went out onto the back terrace and took over the venue. Many of the couples friends are entertainers so it was a bit like a variety performance

show, albeit with a difference. All in all it was a beautiful way to celebrate the marriage of Marc and Becky, hardly a dry eye in the house, although that may have been due to the alcohol consumed. We would all like to wish Marc and Becky a very long and happy life together.

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6:00am........................................ Breakfast 9:15am ................................Rip Off Britain 10:00am .............................. Homes Under the Hammer 11:00am .............Britain’s Empty Homes 11:30am ........................ Cash in the Attic 12:15pm ...............................Bargain Hunt 1:00pm ..........................BBC News at One 1:30pm ........................ BBC London News 1:40pm ...........................................Doctors 2:10pm ................ Only Fools and Horses 3:05pm ......................... Horrible Histories 3:35pm ............................. Lockie Leonard 3:55pm .................................................Léon 4:00pm ............................. Alesha’s Street Dance Stars 4:30pm ...................................... Blue Peter 5:00pm .................................... Newsround 5:15pm..........................................Pointless 6:00pm .......................... BBC News at Six 6:30pm .......................BBC London News 7:00pm ............................. The One Show 7:30pm ..................................Cash Britain 8:00pm ................................... EastEnders Roxy is shocked by Michael’s erratic behaviour; can she get through to him? Stifled by wedding plans and financial stresses, Syed contemplates an offer from Danny. 8:30pm ......................................... Miranda 9:00pm .....................Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow 9:30pm ...................... Mrs. Brown’s Boys 10:00pm ......................BBC News at Ten 10:25pm ....................BBC London News 10:35pm ................. Would I Lie to You? 11:05pm.................... Come Fly with Me 11:35pm.............. The National Lottery Friday Night Draws 11:45pm...............EastEnders Omnibus 1:35am ...............................Weatherview 1:40am ........... Hairy Bikers’ Bake-ation

6:00am.................................. Children’s TV 8:00am........... What’s New Scooby-Doo? 8:20am..................................................Léon 8:25am.................................. Buzz and Tell 8:30am.................Nina and the Neurons: In the Lab 8:45am....................................... I Can Cook 9:00am....................... The Adventures of Abney and Teal 9:15am ................ Raa Raa the Noisy Lion 9:25am...........................The Large Family 9:40am.......................The Koala Brothers 9:50am...................................Dirtgirlworld 10:00am ............................... Chuggington 10:05am ...................Nuzzle and Scratch: Frock and Roll 10:25am ........... Driver Dan’s Story Train 10:40am ..................................... Waybuloo 11:00am ...................In the Night Garden 11:30am ......................... BBC World News 12:00pm ........................The Daily Politics 1:00pm ........................... My Life in Books 1:30pm .................. To Buy or Not to Buy 2:15pm..........................The Weakest Link 3:00pm ...................Wanted Down Under 3:45pm ........................Helicopter Heroes 4:30pm .............................................Flog It! 5:15pm.............................Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6:00pm ...................................... Eggheads 6:30pm ...............How We Won the War 7:00pm ....................Antiques Road Trip 8:00pm ..................................Mastermind 8:30pm ....................... Gardeners’ World 9:00pm ........ Servants: The True Story of Life Below Stairs 10:00pm ...................................................QI 10:30pm ................................. Newsnight 11:05pm..... Later... with Jools Holland 12:00am ............................................... Golf 2:05am ...................................... BBC News

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6:00am.........................................Daybreak 8:30am...........................................Lorraine 9:25am................ The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30am ............................... This Morning 11:25am .......................................ITV News 11:30am ............................... This Morning 12:30pm ............................. Loose Women 1:30pm ............... ITV News and Weather 2:00pm ................... Dickinson’s Real Deal 3:00pm ....... The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4:00pm .................My Tasty Travels with Lynda Bellingham 5:00pm ...................................... The Chase 6:00pm .......................... London Tonight 6:30pm .............ITV News and Weather 7:00pm ...................................Emmerdale Carl uses his hold over Cameron and demands he gets Chas to return. Priya’s plan to use Robbie to get to David backfires when Robbie gets wind of it. 7:30pm ..................... Coronation Street Tyrone fears the worst when Ruby vanishes. Ryan and Michelle lock horns over Tracy. Ken and Wendy clear the air and agree to work together. 8:00pm .............................Island Hospital In this episode, eye surgeon Suzy Dorey swaps her scrubs for gardening gear as she helps prepare for a royal visit. 8:30pm ..................... Coronation Street Tyrone bears the brunt of Kirsty’s row with her parents. Ken keeps his meeting with Wendy a secret from Deirdre. Lloyd and Jenna make significant progress. 9:00pm .............................Piers Morgan’s Life Stories Denise Welch talks about the highs and lows of her life as an actress, and as a member of the panel in Loose Women. 10:00pm ....................... ITV News at Ten and Weather 10:35pm .................Quantum of Solace 12:30am .................................... The Store 2:40am ................. A Clockwork Orange

6:05am.......................The Treacle People 6:15am .......................................The Hoobs 6:40am.......................................The Hoobs 7:05am ..........................Freshly Squeezed 7:35am ...........................According to Jim 8:00am........Everybody Loves Raymond 8:30am........Everybody Loves Raymond 8:55am..............................................Frasier 9:30am..............................................Frasier 10:00am ............... Undercover Boss USA 11:00am .............. The Renovation Game 12:00pm ..........................Channel 4 News 12:05pm ................... Come Dine with Me 1:05pm ..........................Channel 4 Racing 3:10pm ......................Countdown Special 4:00pm ............................. Deal or No Deal 5:00pm ..........................Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course 5:30pm ..................... Come Dine with Me 6:00pm .............................. The Simpsons 6:30pm .......................................Hollyoaks Mercedes makes a shocking accusation on live TV, while Nancy agrees to help a frightened Mitzeee. 7:00pm .......................... Channel 4 News 7:55pm ................................. 4thought.tv 8:00pm ........................................ Baggage 9:00pm ...................... The Million Pound Drop Live 10:00pm ........... Alan Carr: Chatty Man 11:10pm ...................................Rude Tube 12:10am ................. Friday Night Dinner 12:45am ......................Celebrity Bedlam 1:10am ............................... Random Acts 1:15am .................The Big Bang Theory 1:40am ...........................My Name is Earl 2:05am ...........................My Name is Earl 2:25am .................. Napoleon Dynamite 2:50am .............................. Allen Gregory 5:40am ........................ Baking Mad with Eric Lanlard

Servants - The True Story Of Life Below Stairs BBC 2 - 9:00 - 10:00 pm

A century ago, 1.5 million British people worked as servants – astonishingly, more than worked in factories or farms. But while servants are often portrayed as characters in period dramas, the real stories of Britain’s servants have largely been forgotten. Presented by social historian Dr Pamela Cox - herself the great-granddaughter of servants this three-part series uncovers the reality of servants’ lives from the Victorian era through to the Second World War.

In the first episode, Dr Cox begins in the grand houses of the Victorian ruling elite – large country estates dependant on an army of staff toiling away below stairs. The Victorians ushered in a new ideal of servitude - where loyal, selfless servants were depersonalized stereotypes with standardised uniforms, hairstyles and even generic names denoting position. In the immaculately preserved rooms of Erdigg in North Wales, portraits of servants like loyal housekeeper Mrs Webster hint at an affectionate relationship between family and servants.

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2 8 6:00am.................................. Children’s TV 6:30am......................................Jelly Jamm 6:45am........................................ Peppa Pig 6:50am....................................... Big School 7:00am ................................ Little Princess 7:10am .............................. Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 7:20am ........................ The Mr. Men Show 7:35am .....................Thomas and Friends 7:45am ................... Make Way for Noddy 8:00am............... Fifi and the Flowertots 8:15am ........................................ Peppa Pig 8:25am........................................ Peppa Pig 8:35am................... Roary the Racing Car 8:45am......................Bananas in Pyjamas 8:55am.........................Milkshake Monkey 9:00am.......... Abby’s Flying Fairy School 9:15am .......................... The Wright Stuff 11:10am ...... Celebrity Wedding Planner 12:10pm ..................... 5 News Lunchtime 12:15pm ........World’s Toughest Trucker 1:15pm............................ Home and Away 1:45pm ....................................Neighbours 2:20pm ...................................Monkey Life 2:50pm ................................Looney Tunes 3:05pm ..................................The Incident 5:00pm ................................... 5 News at 5 5:30pm ....................................Neighbours 6:00pm ..........................Home and Away 6:30pm ........................................... 5 News 7:00pm ................... Heroes of the Skies George Beurling broke every rule in the book yet became one of the greatest fighter pilots of World War II. During the bitterly fought Battle of Malta, no Allied pilot shot down more enemy planes. 8:00pm ............................. Eddie Stobart: Trucks and Trailers 9:00pm ........................... Being Liverpool 10:00pm .................................True Crime 12:20am .............................. Super Casino

7:00am ..............................................Arthur 7:25am ......... The Story of Tracy Beaker 7:45am ............................ School for Stars 8:20am.........................................Wingin’ It 8:45am.................... Bear Behaving Badly 9:05am................................... Dani’s House 9:35am.................... Dick ‘N’ Dom Go Wild 10:05am ........................... Ed and Oucho’s Excellent Inventions 10:30am .................Me and My Monsters 10:55am .............................. Hotel Trubble 11:25am ..........................................Ooglies 11:40am ........................................ Trapped 12:10pm ........................... Little Howard’s Big Question 12:35pm .......My Almost Famous Family 1:05pm .............................. The Legend of Dick and Dom 1:35pm ........................................ Copycats 2:05pm ................... Bear Behaving Badly

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6:00am..................................... Emmerdale 6:25am..................................... Emmerdale 6:55am.............Life’s Funniest Moments 7:15am ...........The Jeremy Kyle Show US 8:05am..................................... Judge Judy 8:30am..................................... Judge Judy 9:00am..................................... Judge Judy 9:25am.............. The Real Housewives of Orange County 10:30am ................ Beauty and the Geek 11:30am .................................. Judge Judy 12:00pm .................................. Emmerdale 12:30pm .................................. Emmerdale 1:00pm .................................... Judge Judy 1:30pm ............... The Jeremy Kyle Show 2:35pm ............... The Jeremy Kyle Show 3:40pm ............. The Real Housewives of Orange County 4:40pm .................. Beauty and the Geek 5:30pm .................................... Judge Judy

7:00pm ............... Great Movie Mistakes 7:15pm ..................................Doctor Who 8:00pm ...................... Be Your Own Boss 9:00pm .........................Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 9:45pm .......................Live at the Apollo 10:30pm ................................ EastEnders 11:00pm.........................................Cuckoo 11:30pm.......................... Chris Ramsey’s Comedy Fringe 12:00am ..................................Family Guy 12:25am ..................................Family Guy 12:50am ...........................American Dad! 1:10am .............................American Dad! 1:30am ............................The Revolution Will be Televised 2:00am .........................Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 2:45am ...........................................Cuckoo

2:25pm ................... Dick ‘N’ Dom Go Wild

2:55pm .............................Deadly 60 Bites 3:00pm .............................................Arthur 3:20pm ...................................... Pet Squad 3:35pm .................... Dennis and Gnasher 3:45pm ...........The League of Super Evil 4:00pm ................ The Scooby-Doo Show 4:30pm ..............Who Let the Dogs Out? 5:00pm ......................................... 12 Again 5:30pm ....................The Revolting World of Stanley Brown 6:00pm ............... Dick and Dom’s Hoopla

6:00pm ....... The Jeremy Kyle Show US 7:00pm ............................ Top Dog Model It’s a busy week for the five remaining dogs as they develop their artistic side in a special painting class. 8:00pm ...........................Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 8:30pm ................ You’ve Been Framed! 9:00pm ........................The X Factor USA 10:00pm ............................ American Pie At a high school party, four friends find that losing their collective virginity isn’t as easy as they thought, so enter into a pact to be the first to ‘score’ as the senior prom looms. 12:00am ............................Mark Wright’s Hollywood Nights 1:00am ...........................Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 1:30am ..................... Coronation Street 2:00am ..................... Coronation Street 2:25am ............................... Teleshopping

6:55am........................................ The Royal 8:00am........Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman 9:00am........................................ The Store 10:00am ...................The Father Dowling Mysteries 11:00am ........................ A Touch of Frost 1:05pm ...................................... Heartbeat 2:05pm ....................................... The Royal 3:15pm....................... Murder, She Wrote 4:15pm....................................Rising Damp 4:45pm ............................. Home to Roost 5:15pm........................Only When I Laugh 5:50pm ...................................... Heartbeat 6:55pm .....................Murder, She Wrote 7:55pm ...........Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9:00pm .................... Crime Connections 10:00pm .................... Wire in the Blood 11:00pm................... Law and Order: UK 12:00am ............................................ Monk 1:00am ....................................... NUMB3RS 1:45am .....................Murder, She Wrote

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S AT U R D AY 6:00am........................................ Breakfast 10:00am ...............Saturday Kitchen Live 11:30am ..................................Nigellissima 12:00pm ..................................... BBC News 12:10pm ...................... BBC London News 12:15pm ............................ Football Focus 1:00pm .................................Bargain Hunt 2:00pm ................................ Homes Under the Hammer 3:00pm ............... Escape to the Country 4:00pm ..................................... Final Score 5:25pm ....................................... BBC News 5:35pm ........................ BBC London News 5:40pm ....................A Question of Sport 6:20pm ............................. Total Wipeout Richard Hammond and co-host Amanda Byram return to guide 20 foolhardy Brits through the perilous obstacle course. From giant hammers that smack them in the face to the Shapeshifter, via the Big Red Balls, each contestant braves the Qualifier to attempt qualification for Double Cross. 7:20pm ..................................Doctor Who The Doctor’s heart-breaking farewell to Amy and Rory follows a race against time through the streets of Manhattan, as New York’s statues come to life around them... 8:05pm ............... The National Lottery: Secret Fortune 9:00pm ........................................ Casualty Fletch plays a practical joke on Lloyd after a staff night out, and Dylan attempts to teach a medical student about the dangers of alcohol abuse. 9:50pm ...................................... BBC News 10:10pm..................... Match of the Day 11:40pm...............................The Football League Show 12:50am .................................Point Blank 2:20am ...............................Weatherview 2:25am ...................................... BBC News

6:00am................................................ Zigby 6:10am .................................................Louie 6:20am.................................. Little Robots 6:30am....................................64 Zoo Lane 6:40am..............................................Dipdap 6:45am....................................Rastamouse 7:00am ..................................................Roar 7:30am ...............................Project Parent 8:00am................. The Scooby-Doo Show 8:20am..................... Dennis and Gnasher 8:30am..................... Trapped: Ever After 9:00am.......................................... 12 Again 9:30am................Sorry, I’ve Got No Head 10:00am ...................................Cop School 10:30am ...............................Diddy Movies 10:45am .........................MOTD Kickabout 11:00am ................................................Golf 1:00pm .................................... The Swarm 3:30pm ............................The Triple Cross World War II spy adventure based on the real-life exploits of double agent Eddie Chapman. Imprisoned in Jersey at the time of the German invasion, Chapman offers to spy for the Nazis in exchange for money and freedom. 5:30pm ..............................Wartime Farm: With Peter Ginn 6:30pm ............................................ Flog It! 7:30pm ................................... Dad’s Army A visit to the cinema and a toasted cheese supper make Captain Mainwaring dream that he is Napoleon. 8:00pm ........ Servants: The True Story of Life Below Stairs Dr Pamela Cox looks at the grand houses of the Victorian ruling elite large country estates dependent on an army of staff toiling away below stairs. 9:00pm ................................................ QI XL 9:45pm .............................The Thick of It 10:15pm ...............................The Clintons 11:15pm ......... TOTP2 Bee Gees Special 12:00am ............................................... Golf

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6:30am.................... British Formula Ford 7:00am .................... FIM Superbike World Championship 2012 7:25am ............................ Mobil 1 The Grid 7:55am .......................... The Morning Line 8:50am...................................................Pink 9:50am.....................Itunes Festival 2012 10:25am ........................................ New Girl 10:55am ....................................... Revenge 11:50am ................................Suburgatory 12:20pm ................ The Big Bang Theory 12:50pm ................ The Big Bang Theory 1:15pm.................................The Simpsons 1:50pm ..........................Channel 4 Racing 3:55pm ..................... Come Dine with Me 4:20pm ..................... Come Dine with Me 4:55pm ..................... Come Dine with Me 5:25pm ..................... Come Dine with Me 5:55pm ..................... Come Dine with Me 6:25pm ........................................ Baggage Gok Wan hosts this brand-new dating game show with a difference, in which contestants must select and reject potential partners on the basis of their ‘baggage’. Daters must choose from three contestants who gradually reveal the hidden secrets and crazy flaws that they’d normally keep firmly under wraps on a first date. 7:25pm .......................... Channel 4 News 7:55pm ................................. 4thought.tv 8:00pm .................... Comedy World Cup In episode three, captain Johnny Vegas and team mates Josh Widdicombe and Mick Miller take on Phill Jupitus who is joined by Roisin Conaty and Barry Cryer. 9:00pm ...................... The Million Pound Drop Live 11:05pm.............................................Sliver Basic Instinct scriptwriter Joe Eszterhas adapts Ira Levin’s novel to provide Sharon Stone with another serving of erotic thrills.

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The X Factor - Judges Houses BBC 1 - 8:00 - 9:50 pm Judges Gary Barlow, Nicole Scherzinger, Tulisa and Louis Walsh have chosen the 24 contestants who will go to Judges Houses. They have been told which category they’ll be mentoring, and now, they head to Judges Houses faced with the tough task of choosing their final three acts to take through to the Live Shows. Gary is Lord of the Manor at a stately home in the rolling English countryside; Nicole is at a luxury resort in Dubai; Tulisa is on the Caribbean island of St Lucia; while Louis is in

the city that dubs itself the ‘entertainment capital of the world’ - Las Vegas. The mentors each have a very special guest to help them make their decisions Cheryl Cole joins Gary, American r’n’b artist Ne-yo is with Nicole; Brit award winner Tinie Tempah is in St Lucia with Tulisa; and Sharon Osbourne joins her pal Louis in Vegas. The contestants don’t know the identity of their mentor or their special guest until they arrive at the location so there is a mixture of excitement and nervous anticipation as they wait to find out….

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2 9 6:00am........................................ Peppa Pig 6:05am................... Roary the Racing Car 6:15am ............... Fifi and the Flowertots 6:25am...............................City of Friends 6:40am........................ The Mr. Men Show 6:50am.......... Abby’s Flying Fairy School 7:00am ...........Roobarb and Custard Too 7:05am ......................Bananas in Pyjamas 7:20am ..................................................Play! 7:25am .......................... Noddy in Toyland 7:45am ................. Bert and Ernie’s Great Adventures 7:55am ................................ Little Princess 8:05am.......... The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky 8:25am.........................Angelina Ballerina 8:45am....................................Rupert Bear 9:00am.............................. Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 9:10am ............... Toby’s Travelling Circus 9:25am................... Roary the Racing Car 9:40am......................................Jelly Jamm 10:00am .......... Power Rangers: Samurai 10:35am ........................................Batman: The Brave and the Bold 11:10am ...............................Looney Tunes 11:15am ...............................Looney Tunes 11:25am ...................How Do They Do It? 11:45am .............................Eddie Stobart: Trucks and Trailers 11:55am ....................Battle of the Bulge 2:50pm .........................................Maverick 5:10pm ..........................5 News Weekend 5:15pm............................North Sea Hijack 7:15pm ............................The Wild Geese 9:50pm ...................................... CSI: Miami 10:45pm ...................... CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 11:40pm.............................Forensic Files 12:10am .............................. Super Casino

7:00am ..............................................Arthur 7:10am ............The League of Super Evil 7:25am ....................................... Pet Squad 7:40am ............................MOTD Kickabout 7:55am .......................... All New Celebrity Total Wipeout 9:00am.......................... Horrible Histories 9:30am................................Young Dracula 10:00am .................................... Wolfblood 10:30am .................................... Wolfblood 11:00am ..................The Revolting World of Stanley Brown 11:30am ................................ Dani’s House 12:00pm ...............................The Slammer 12:30pm ........................................ Trapped 1:00pm ....................................... Deadly 60 1:30pm ...................................... Blue Peter 2:05pm ................. Tracy Beaker Returns 2:35pm ......... The Tracy Beaker Survival Files: Tales From the Dumping Ground 3:00pm ...................................... Wolfblood 3:30pm ...................................... Wolfblood 4:00pm ...................................... Wolfblood

4:30pm ...................................................Roy 5:00pm .........................................Hounded 5:30pm ................... Bear Behaving Badly 5:55pm .................................. Dani’s House 6:25pm .................... Dennis and Gnasher 6:35pm .......... What’s New Scooby-Doo?

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6:00am.......... Planet’s Funniest Animals 6:20am.......Coronation Street Omnibus 8:35am....................Emmerdale Omnibus 11:25am ....................................Girlfri3nds They begin with the audition process in which the first 50 men from all over the country cross the threshold of the mansion where the women are living.

12:15pm ...........................Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records Featuring the longest motorcycle jump, the loudest burp, the tightest parallel parking and revealing the alltime number one bonkers record. 1:10pm ......................... The X Factor USA 3:05pm ................................. The X Factor 4:35pm ............................The Xtra Factor 5:40pm ................ The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor The third instalment of the Mummy films. In this action sequel, in the Far East, adventurer Rick O’Connell and his son, Alex, fights to prevent a resurrected Chinese emperor taking over the world after he was cursed by a wizard years ago. 7:55pm ....................................Uncle Buck Domestic comedy in which a bungling bachelor becomes a last-minute babysitter for his brother’s three children when their parents are called away from home indefinitely. 9:50pm .......................... The Xtra Factor 10:50pm ......................... Celebrity Juice Team captains Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton. Guests include Olympic gold medallist Jessica Ennis. 11:35pm.........................Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records This episode features the records for the most swords swallowed at the same time, the most spins from a power drill and the most kisses given to a cobra. 12:05am .............................. The X Factor 1:55am .......................... The Xtra Factor

7:00pm ...........Great Movie Mistakes 2: The Sequel 8:00pm ........................................Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson and James May pay tribute to quirky and recently deceased Swedish car maker Saab. Richard Hammond races a rocket-powered flying man against a rally-spec Skoda and Jeremy smokes around the track in the Maserati Gran Turismo. 9:00pm .......................Live at the Apollo 9:30pm .......................Live at the Apollo 10:00pm ......................Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 10:45pm .................................Family Guy 11:30pm...........................American Dad! 12:15am ..........................The Revolution Will be Televised 12:45am ...........................Bad Education 1:15am .............................Bad Education 2:15am ...................... Be Your Own Boss

6:00am...........................Agatha Christie’s Partners in Crime 7:00am .................... Mutiny on the Buses 8:50am...................... The House of Eliott 10:00am ................... The House of Eliott 11:15am ............................... Pie in the Sky 12:15pm .............................. Pie in the Sky 1:20pm ...........................Inspector Morse 3:30pm ............ Agatha Christie’s Poirot: Hercule Poirot’s Christmas 5:50pm ...................... Murder, She Wrote 6:50pm ................................... Foyle’s War Pilots and their girlfriends live fast and die young in a story of greed and passion, where Foyle finds appearances are deceptive. 9:00pm ................................................ Vera 11:00pm.................. Crime Connections 12:00am .................................... Mermaids 2:00am .......................... ITV Nightscreen

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S U N D AY 6:00am........................................ Breakfast 7:30am ..........................Match of the Day 9:00am.............. The Andrew Marr Show 10:00am .................Sunday Morning Live 11:00am ........................... Sunday Politics 12:20pm ...............................Bargain Hunt 1:20pm .......................... Cash in the Attic 2:05pm ....... Homes Under the Hammer 3:05pm ............... Escape to the Country 4:00pm .............................. Points of View 4:15pm..............................Songs of Praise 4:50pm ........................The Indian Doctor 5:35pm ......................... Planet Earth Live 6:35pm ....................................... BBC News 6:50pm ........................ BBC London News 7:00pm ........................Fake or Fortune? The tables are turned on art detective Philip Mould, as one of his own purchases is put under the microscope. With his keen-eyed researcher Bendor Grosvenor, Philip has bought a painting that he says could be the find of a lifetime. 8:00pm ...................................Countryfile Julia Bradbury and John Craven Explore the Usk Valley. Known as the gateway to Wales, the Usk is less well known than its neighbour, the Wye, but it certainly matches it in beauty. 9:00pm .............................Andrew Marr’s History of the World In this episode, Andrew Marr tells the story of the first empires which laid the foundations for the modern world. 10:00pm ................................... BBC News 10:25pm .................Match of the Day 2 Colin Murray introduces highlights of Sunday’s Premier League match between Aston Villa and West Brom. 11:05pm............................................... Golf 1:05am ...............................Weatherview 1:10am ..................................Cairngorms: A Year in the Wild 2:10am ..................................... Holby City

6:00am................................................ Zigby 6:10am .................................................Louie 6:20am.................................. Little Robots 6:30am....................................64 Zoo Lane 6:40am..............................................Dipdap 6:45am....................................Rastamouse 7:00am ..................................................Roar 7:30am ...................................... Deadly Art 7:45am ......................................... Copycats 8:15am .................................Paradise Cafe 8:40am.........................................Wingin’ It 9:00am.......................................... 12 Again 9:30am............................. Junior Bake Off 10:00am .......................Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11:30am ........................The Great British Bake Off 12:30pm .........................................MotoGP 2:00pm ..................................................Golf 4:00pm .............................................Flog It! 5:00pm ............................... Rugby League 6:00pm ..................... Great Barrier Reef Monty Halls explores Australia’s Great Barrier Reef, one of the natural wonders of the world and the largest living structure on our planet. 7:00pm ........................................ Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May embark on an ambitious project to build mobility scooters that can tackle the wilds of the British countryside. 8:00pm ........................................... Vikings Neil Oliver reveals the truth behind the legend of the Vikings. He explores how the Viking Age finally ended, tracing the Norse voyages of discovery. 9:00pm ................................Dragons’ Den 10:00pm ........................Mock the Week 10:30pm ................................ Never Mind the Buzzcocks 11:00pm................................ You Instead 12:20am .......................My Baby’s Daddy

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6:10pm .......................... London Tonight 6:25pm .............ITV News and Weather 6:40pm ..................................... The Chase 7:40pm ................................ The X Factor 9:00pm ..........................Downton Abbey Edith’s big day finally arrives, but will her enthusiasm finally convince the family that Strallan’s age does not matter? 10:05pm ..........ITV News and Weather 10:20pm ............................. Hillsborough 12:20am ......................Rugby Highlights 1:15am ...................................... The Store 3:00am ........................British Superbike Championship Highlights

7:40pm .......................... Channel 4 News 8:00pm .......................... Kevin Mccloud’s Man Made Home In the second episode, now the cabin’s glorious wooden shingled shell has been finished, the next major task is to make it both habitable and magnificent. 9:00pm .............Big Fat Quiz of the 00s Jimmy Carr hosts the third and final of the special editions series. And as we fondly look back at this period we may well think, ‘blimey, could we really not come up with a better name than the noughties’? 10:35pm .......................... The Brave One 12:55am .......... American Football Live

The Only Way Is Essex ITV 2 - 10:00 - 10:45 pm Get a bit more Essex in your life – Sunday and Wednesdays on ITV2. The Only Way Is Essex returns to ITV2 for a seventh series. Our colourful cast once again welcome you back into their uber glamorous Essex community. As always, the series will be filmed close to transmission ensuring

everything that happens remains as dramatic and explosive as the previous episode. We pick up the new series as we find out what the cast have been up to over Summer. We also catch up on our numerous lovebirds - Lydia & Tom K, Ricky & Jess, Lucy & Mario, Sam & Joey.... and not forgetting Arg & Gemma!

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3 0 6:00am.................................. Children’s TV 6:15am ............... Fifi and the Flowertots 6:25am...............................City of Friends 6:40am........................ The Mr. Men Show 6:50am.................................... Castle Farm 6:55am.......... Abby’s Flying Fairy School 7:05am ...........Roobarb and Custard Too 7:15am ......................Bananas in Pyjamas 7:25am ..................................................Play! 7:35am .......................... Noddy in Toyland 7:45am .............................Bert and Ernie’s Great Adventures 7:55am ................................ Little Princess 8:10am .......... The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky 8:25am.........................Angelina Ballerina 8:35am....................................Rupert Bear 8:55am.............................. Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 9:10am ............... Toby’s Travelling Circus 9:25am................... Roary the Racing Car 9:40am......................................Jelly Jamm 10:00am .......... Power Rangers: Samurai 10:35am ........................................Batman: The Brave and the Bold 11:10am ...............................Looney Tunes 11:25am .............................Eddie Stobart: Trucks and Trailers 12:25pm .................... City Under the Sea 2:05pm .................................Vertical Limit 4:25pm .................The Towering Inferno 7:35pm ........................ 5 News Weekend 7:40pm ................................Spider-Man 2 Sequel to the live action adaptation of the Marvel comic strip about an alienated teen who is bitten by a genetically altered spider and subsequently develops superhuman powers. 10:00pm ..........................................Gamer 11:55pm.................................. Soho Blues

7:00am ..............................................Arthur 7:10am ............The League of Super Evil 7:25am ....................................... Pet Squad 7:35am ...................Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated 7:55am ..........................................Splatalot 8:20am.................... Bear Behaving Badly 8:45am...........................Shaun the Sheep 9:00am.......................... Horrible Histories 9:30am.................. Tracy Beaker Returns 10:00am ......................................Leonardo 10:30am .................................................Roy 11:00am ....................................... 12 Again 11:30am ................................ Dani’s House 12:00pm ...............................Diddy Movies 12:30pm ........................... Little Howard’s Big Question 12:55pm ............Marrying Mum and Dad 1:20pm ................... Bear Behaving Badly

1:45pm ............................................Ooglies 2:05pm .............................................Sadie J 2:35pm .............................................Sadie J 3:00pm ...................................... Wolfblood 3:30pm ...................................... Wolfblood 4:00pm ...................................... Wolfblood 4:30pm ..............................................Merlin 5:15pm......... The Story of Tracy Beaker 5:30pm .......Trade Your Way to the USA 6:00pm ....................The Revolting World of Stanley Brown 6:30pm ...................................Stepping Up

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6:00am.......... Planet’s Funniest Animals 6:20am....................Emmerdale Omnibus 9:00am........................ Coronation Street Omnibus 11:30am ...................Winners and Losers Australian drama series about four friends who win the lottery. Frances goes speed dating with Cat. Bec discovers the truth about Tiffany and her injuries. Jenny has doubts about becoming a teacher. 12:30pm ............................Top Dog Model 1:30pm ...................... Holiday Showdown 2:30pm ................................ The Hot Desk Exclusive gossip from special celebrity guests and the hottest bands around. Today’s guest is rapper, singersongwriter, actor and now director, Plan B. 2:45pm ......................... The X Factor USA 3:40pm ................................. The X Factor 5:30pm ............................The Xtra Factor 6:35pm .................... Back to the Future All-American teenager Marty McFly is accidentally sent back to 1955 by crackpot inventor Doc Brown. But before he can return to the 80s, Marty has to make sure his parents fall for each other. 9:00pm .......................... The Xtra Factor 10:00pm ............The Only Way is Essex The drama unfolds against the backdrop of nail bars, wine bars, flash cars and designer gear. 10:45pm ..................................Girlfri3nds 11:45pm......................... Eyes Wide Shut The final film from Stanley Kubrick tells the story of Bill Harford, a doctor who longs for extra-marital action after he discusses fantasies with his wife. He follows old pal Nick Nightingale to a mysterious party where men wear masks and orgies seem normal, but he gradually realises that he is out of his depth and becoming endangered. 2:45am ............................... Teleshopping

7:00pm ...................... Be Your Own Boss 8:00pm ..................... National Treasure: Book of Secrets Adventure sequel. Treasure hunter Benjamin Franklin Gates seeks to discover the truth behind the assassination of Abraham Lincoln, by uncovering the mystery within the 18 pages missing from assassin John Wilkes Booth’s diary. 10:00pm .................................Family Guy 10:45pm ........................................Cuckoo 11:15pm ...........................American Dad! 12:00am .......................Russell Howard’s Good News 12:30am ...........................Bad Education 1:00am .............................Bad Education 2:00am .....................................Tourettes: Let Me Entertain You 3:00am ............................The Revolution Will be Televised

6:00am........................................... Film File 6:10am ............. Agatha Christie’s Poirot: Hercule Poirot’s Christmas 8:10am ....................................... Heartbeat 9:10am ....................................... Heartbeat 10:15am................................... Foyle’s War 12:30pm ..........The Darling Buds of May 1:40pm ............The Darling Buds of May 2:50pm .......................... The Sign of Four 5:00pm ..................The Magnificent Two 7:00pm ...............................................Lewis 9:00pm .........................Fierce Creatures Comedy in which a ruthless tycoon invests in a failing British zoo and insists that profits are increased by replacing fluffy, domesticated animals with creatures with a little more bite. 10:55pm ....................................... Cracker 12:05am ...........................The Bridges of Madison County 2:30am ...............................Pie in the Sky

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M O N D AY 6:00am........................................ Breakfast 9:15am .........................Helicopter Heroes 10:00am ..... Homes Under the Hammer 11:00am .............Britain’s Empty Homes 11:30am ........................ Cash in the Attic 12:15pm ...............................Bargain Hunt 1:00pm ..........................BBC News at One 1:45pm ...........................................Doctors 2:15pm................. Only Fools and Horses 3:05pm ......................... Horrible Histories 3:35pm ............................. Lockie Leonard 3:55pm .................................................Léon 4:00pm ......Alesha’s Street Dance Stars 4:30pm .....Sam and Mark’s Big Wind Up 5:00pm .................................... Newsround 5:15pm..........................................Pointless 6:00pm .......................... BBC News at Six 6:30pm .......................BBC London News 7:00pm ............................. The One Show 7:30pm ..................................Fake Britain This episode looks at the fake firefighter crying wolf to relieve honest shopkeepers of their cash... at gunpoint. And the dangerous counterfeit vodka that could leave you with more than just a headache. 8:00pm ................................... EastEnders Phil’s determined to put the Vic back on the map, but his moment in the limelight does not go to plan - especially when the party is interrupted by a surprise arrival. 8:30pm ..................................... Panorama 9:00pm ....................................New Tricks 10:00pm ......................BBC News at Ten 10:25pm ....................BBC London News 10:35pm ..............................Citizen Khan 11:05pm......................Gavin and Stacey 11:35pm............................... The Lock Up 12:15am ............................... The Big Man 2:05am ...............................Weatherview 2:10am ............... China on Four Wheels

6:00am.................................. Children’s TV 7:30am ............The League of Super Evil 7:40am ........................................... Eliot Kid 7:55am ..................................... Newsround 8:00am........... What’s New Scooby-Doo? 8:20am..................................................Léon 8:25am.................................. Mister Maker Comes to Town 8:45am....................................... I Can Cook 9:00am....................... The Adventures of Abney and Teal 9:15am ................ Raa Raa the Noisy Lion 9:25am...........................The Large Family 9:40am.......................The Koala Brothers 9:50am...................................Dirtgirlworld 10:00am ............................... Chuggington 10:05am ..................................... Waybuloo 10:30am ...................In the Night Garden 11:00am ................................ Daily Politics Conference Special 1:00pm ........................... My Life in Books 1:30pm .................. To Buy or Not to Buy 2:15pm..........................The Weakest Link 3:00pm ...................Wanted Down Under 3:45pm ........................Helicopter Heroes 4:30pm .............................................Flog It! 5:15pm.......................Antiques Road Trip 6:00pm ...................................... Eggheads 6:30pm ...............How We Won the War 7:00pm ................................................. Golf 8:00pm .................University Challenge 8:30pm .................................. Nigellissima 9:00pm ...................... Masters of Money 10:00pm ................................ Never Mind the Buzzcocks 10:30pm ................................. Newsnight 11:20pm.............. Today at Conference 11:50pm..............................Dragons’ Den 12:50am ................ Richard Hammond’s Crash Course 1:35am ...................................... BBC News

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Monroe ITV 1 - 9:00 - 10:00 pm International star James Nesbitt (The Hobbit, Occupation, Cold Feet) and the strong ensemble cast from the acclaimed first series are joined by Tracy-Ann Oberman (Friday Night Dinner, Doctor Who, EastEnders), Neil Pearson (Bridget Jones’ Diary, Between The Lines, Drop the Dead Donkey) and Lisa Millet (Love Life, Five Daughters) for the second series of ITV1’s medical drama Monroe. In the opening episode Paul Herd (Jody Latham - The Street, Shameless) and

his pregnant wife Julie (Julia Haworth Coronation Street) ask Monroe for help. Paul has been refused surgery by other hospitals for a dangerous neurological condition and Monroe has to decide whether to operate, putting him in conflict with Gillespie. Eighteen months on and there have been quite a few changes for the staff at St Matthew’s. Monroe (James Nesbitt) has moved into his new bachelor pad, while Shepherd (Tom Riley) and Bremner (Sarah Parish) are now parents to baby Louis.

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1 6:00am.................................. Children’s TV 6:45am........................................ Peppa Pig 6:50am....................................... Big School 7:00am ................................ Little Princess 7:10am .............................. Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 7:20am ........................ The Mr. Men Show 7:35am .....................Thomas and Friends 7:45am ................... Make Way for Noddy 8:00am............... Fifi and the Flowertots 8:15am ........................................ Peppa Pig 8:25am........................................ Peppa Pig 8:30am................... Roary the Racing Car 8:45am......................Bananas in Pyjamas 9:00am.......... Abby’s Flying Fairy School 9:15am .......................... The Wright Stuff 11:10am ...... Celebrity Wedding Planner 12:10pm ..................... 5 News Lunchtime 12:15pm ........World’s Toughest Trucker 1:15pm............................ Home and Away 1:45pm ....................................Neighbours 2:15pm..............................................CSI: NY 3:10pm ........................A Kiss at Midnight 5:00pm ................................... 5 News at 5 5:30pm ....................................Neighbours 6:00pm ..........................Home and Away Harvey is perplexed at why his suggestion that they should have a baby has put Roo in such a sullen mood. Then, after a blazing row, Harvey shocks Roo again by proposing. 6:30pm ........................................... 5 News 7:00pm ........................... Being Liverpool Brendan Rodgers begins to rebuild Liverpool Football Club from the inside out. But he has to do it on the road as he prepares for his first match in charge against Toronto FC on the club’s pre-season tour. 8:00pm ...................... Classic Car Rescue 9:00pm ............................................. Speed 11:15pm ....................... Nowhere to Run

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7:00am ..............................................Arthur 7:13am ..............................................Arthur 7:25am ......... The Story of Tracy Beaker 7:45am ...............Who Let the Dogs Out? 8:20am.........................................Wingin’ It 8:45am.................... Bear Behaving Badly 9:05am................................... Dani’s House 9:35am.................... Dick ‘N’ Dom Go Wild 10:05am ........................... Ed and Oucho’s Excellent Inventions 10:30am .................Me and My Monsters 10:55am .............................. Hotel Trubble 11:25am ..........................................Ooglies 11:40am ........................................ Trapped 12:10pm ........................... Little Howard’s Big Question 12:35pm .......My Almost Famous Family 1:05pm .............................. The Legend of Dick and Dom 1:35pm ........................................ Copycats

6:00am..................................... Emmerdale 6:25am........................ Coronation Street 6:50am........................ Coronation Street 7:15am ...........The Jeremy Kyle Show US 8:05am..................................... Judge Judy 8:30am..................................... Judge Judy 9:00am..................................... Judge Judy 9:25am................... The Real Housewives of Orange County 10:30am ................ Beauty and the Geek 11:30am .................................. Judge Judy 12:00pm .................................. Emmerdale 12:30pm ..................... Coronation Street 1:00pm ....................... Coronation Street 1:30pm ............... The Jeremy Kyle Show 2:35pm ............... The Jeremy Kyle Show 3:40pm .................. The Real Housewives of Orange County 4:40pm .................. Beauty and the Geek 5:30pm .................................... Judge Judy

2:05pm ................... Bear Behaving Badly 2:25pm ................... Dick ‘N’ Dom Go Wild 3:00pm .............................................Arthur 3:10pm ..........................Shaun the Sheep 3:20pm ...................................... Pet Squad 3:30pm ............................. Science Fiction 3:35pm .................... Dennis and Gnasher 3:45pm ...........The League of Super Evil 4:00pm ................ The Scooby-Doo Show 4:30pm ..............Who Let the Dogs Out? 5:00pm ........ The Story of Tracy Beaker 5:15pm....................................... Wolfblood 5:45pm ...................................... Blue Peter 6:15pm......................................Cop School 6:45pm ..........................Shaun the Sheep

6:00pm ....... The Jeremy Kyle Show US 7:00pm ............................... The Hot Desk The latest from the hottest bands around and exclusive gossip from celebrity guests, featuring singersongwriter Pink. 7:10pm ................................ The X Factor 8:30pm ................ You’ve Been Framed! 9:00pm ..................The Bourne Identity Pulled half-dead from the Mediterranean, amnesiac Jason Bourne slowly pieces together the fragments of his life. He’s American, highly skilled in combat and lots of people want to kill him. 11:25pm.......................... Celebrity Juice 12:10am .............The Only Way is Essex 12:55am .........................Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 1:25am ..................... Coronation Street 1:50am ..................... Coronation Street 2:15am ............................... Teleshopping

7:00pm ................... Don’t Tell the Bride 8:00pm .............................Cherry Healey: How to Get a Life When so many of us are working longer hours than ever before, how are we also partying as if our lives depended on it? And is it really making us happy or just stressed? 9:00pm ................Conspiracy Road Trip 10:00pm ......................Russell Howard’s Good News 10:30pm ................................ EastEnders 11:00pm..................................Family Guy 11:20pm..................................Family Guy 11:45pm...........................American Dad! 12:05am ...........................American Dad! 12:30am ..............Conspiracy Road Trip 1:30am ............................The Revolution Will be Televised 2:00am ................... Don’t Tell the Bride 3:00am ...................... Be Your Own Boss

8:00am....... Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman 9:00am........................................The Store 10:00am .....................Only When I Laugh 10:35am ........................... Home to Roost 11:05am ................................ Rising Damp 11:35am ............................. Kavanagh Q.C. 1:15pm.......................................Heartbeat 2:15pm........................................ The Royal 3:20pm ...................... Murder, She Wrote 4:20pm .................................. Rising Damp 4:55pm ............................. Home to Roost 5:25pm .......................Only When I Laugh 5:55pm ......................................Heartbeat 7:00pm .................... Murder, She Wrote 7:55pm .......... Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9:00pm ............................. Martin Clunes: Man to Manta 10:00pm ...................... Scott and Bailey 11:00pm................... Law and Order: UK 12:05am .......................................Wycliffe 1:05am .......................................NUMB3RS

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T U E S D AY 6:00am........................................ Breakfast 9:15am .........................Helicopter Heroes 10:00am ..... Homes Under the Hammer 11:00am .............Britain’s Empty Homes 11:30am ........................ Cash in the Attic 12:15pm ...............................Bargain Hunt 1:00pm ..........................BBC News at One 1:30pm ........................ BBC London News 1:45pm ...........................................Doctors 2:15pm................. Only Fools and Horses 3:05pm ......................... Horrible Histories 3:35pm ............................. Lockie Leonard 3:55pm .................................................Léon 4:00pm ......Alesha’s Street Dance Stars 4:30pm .......Trade Your Way to the USA 5:00pm .................................... Newsround 5:15pm..........................................Pointless 6:00pm .......................... BBC News at Six 6:30pm .......................BBC London News 7:00pm ............................. The One Show 7:30pm ................................... EastEnders Kat and Alfie return from their time away, but will their splintered relationship survive a return to normality? When a face from Lola’s past turns up on the Square, she is tempted to fall back into her old ways. 8:00pm ..................................... Holby City Hanssen comes face-to-face with the man who has been threatening his life, Jac fears she may be pregnant t, and Sacha puts his foot in it with Chrissie. 9:00pm ................................ The Paradise 10:00pm ......................BBC News at Ten 10:25pm ....................BBC London News 10:35pm ...........Is Breast Best? Cherry Healey Investigates 11:35pm...............................Citizen Khan 12:05am ............... Outrageous Fortune 1:40am ...............................Weatherview 1:45am ..................................... Watchdog 2:45am ......... Dig WW2 with Dan Snow

6:00am.................................. Children’s TV 7:40am ........................................... Eliot Kid 7:55am ..................................... Newsround 8:00am........... What’s New Scooby-Doo? 8:20am..................................................Léon 8:25am....Mister Maker Comes to Town 8:45am....................................... I Can Cook 9:00am....................... The Adventures of Abney and Teal 9:15am ................ Raa Raa the Noisy Lion 9:25am...........................The Large Family 9:40am.......................The Koala Brothers 9:50am...................................Dirtgirlworld 10:00am ............................... Chuggington 10:05am ...................Nuzzle and Scratch: Frock and Roll 10:25am ........... Driver Dan’s Story Train 10:40am ..................................... Waybuloo 11:00am ...................In the Night Garden 11:30am ......................... BBC World News 12:00pm .........Daily Politics Conference Special 1:00pm ........................... My Life in Books 1:30pm .................. To Buy or Not to Buy 2:00pm ...........Daily Politics Conference Special 4:00pm ........................Helicopter Heroes 4:30pm .............................................Flog It! 5:15pm.......................Antiques Road Trip 6:00pm ...................................... Eggheads 6:30pm ...............How We Won the War 7:00pm .................... The Story of Wales 8:00pm ......The Great British Bake Off 9:00pm .............Ian Hislop’s Stiff Upper Lip - An Emotional History of Britain 10:00pm ................................ Later Live... with Jools Holland 10:30pm ................................. Newsnight 11:20pm.............. Today at Conference 11:50pm.....................................The Choir 12:50am .................................... BBC News

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6:00am.........................................Daybreak 8:30am...........................................Lorraine 9:25am................ The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30am ............................... This Morning 11:25am .......................................ITV News 11:30am ............................... This Morning 12:30pm ............................. Loose Women 1:30pm ............... ITV News and Weather 2:00pm ................... Dickinson’s Real Deal 3:00pm ....... The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4:00pm ............ May the Best House Win 5:00pm ...................................... The Chase 6:00pm .......................... London Tonight 6:30pm .............ITV News and Weather 7:00pm ...................................Emmerdale Laurel is devastated when Ashley intervenes for Gabby’s welfare. Jai is gutted when his plans to meet Rachel at the hospital go awry. 7:30pm .......................................Live UEFA Champions League Cluj v Manchester United. Adrian Chiles is joined by Roy Keane, Lee Dixon and Gareth Southgate for live coverage of Manchester United’s trip to Romania to face Cluj in the Champions League. 10:00pm ....................... ITV News at Ten and Weather 10:35pm .......UEFA Champions League Extra Time. The group stage continues with three British sides in action tonight. Manchester United face a tricky trip to Romania to face Cluj while European Champions Chelsea travel to Denmark to take on Norsjaelland. 11:35pm...........................Piers Morgan’s Life Stories Denise Welch talks about the highs and lows of her life as an actress, and as a member of the panel in Loose Women. She speaks candidly about her decision to announce the end of her 24 year marriage to actor Tim Healy live on TV. 12:30am .................................Jackpot247

6:05am.......................The Treacle People 6:15am .......................................The Hoobs 7:05am ..........................Freshly Squeezed 7:35am ...........................According to Jim 8:00am........Everybody Loves Raymond 8:30am........Everybody Loves Raymond 9:00am..............................................Frasier 9:30am..............................................Frasier 10:00am ............... Undercover Boss USA 11:00am ....A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 12:00pm .......Channel 4 News Summary 12:05pm ....... River Cottage Veg Heroes 12:30pm ................... Come Dine with Me 1:00pm ..................... Come Dine with Me 1:35pm ..................... Come Dine with Me 2:05pm ..................... Come Dine with Me 2:35pm ..................... Come Dine with Me 3:10pm ....................................Countdown 4:00pm ............................. Deal or No Deal 5:00pm ........ Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course 5:30pm ..................... Come Dine with Me 6:00pm .............................. The Simpsons 6:30pm .......................................Hollyoaks 6:55pm ................................. 4thought.tv 7:00pm .......................... Channel 4 News 7:55pm ....BT and Channel 4 Present... 8:00pm .................... Double Your House for Half the Money 9:00pm .........................................Hotel GB 10:00pm ..................................Rude Tube 11:05pm............ Alan Carr: Chatty Man 12:10am ............................. Random Acts 12:15am ...................... Pokerstars.co.uk European Poker Tour 1:15am ................. KOTV Boxing Weekly 1:40am .............................................Sailing 2:05am ........... International Volleyball 3:00am ..........................Mobil 1 The Grid 5:45am ............................Deal or No Deal

Ian Hislop’s Stiff Upper Lip

BBC 2 - 9:00 - 10:00 pmThe programme features extraordinary In his new three-part series, Ian Hislop asks when and why we British have bottled up or let out our feelings, and how this has affected our history. Exploring emotion and identity over the last 300 years, Ian gives us his personal take on our evolving national character. In the opening episode, Ian reveals how and why the stiff upper lip emerged 200 years ago in a country that, until then, was surprisingly touchy-feely and often awash with sentiment.

characters, such as aspirational young Scot James Boswell, plagued with anxieties about showing his feelings in fashionable London, and Mary Wollstonecraft, who argued that women’s heads should rule their hearts, but failed to practise what she preached. This was a time of profound transition for Britain - and how it expressed its feelings - which Ian encapsulates with the tale of two very different national heroes: Admiral Nelson and the Duke of Wellington.

Tenerife Weekly - 28th September - 4th October 2012

2 6:00am.....................Thomas and Friends 6:10am ................................ The Wotwots! 6:20am...............................City of Friends 6:35am......................................Jelly Jamm 6:45am........................................ Peppa Pig 6:50am....................................... Big School 7:00am ................................ Little Princess 7:10am ..Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 7:20am ......................... The Mr Men Show 7:35am .....................Thomas and Friends 7:45am ................... Make Way for Noddy 8:00am............... Fifi and the Flowertots 8:15am ........................................ Peppa Pig 8:25am........................................ Peppa Pig 8:30am................... Roary the Racing Car 8:40am.........................Milkshake Monkey 8:45am......................Bananas in Pyjamas 9:00am.......... Abby’s Flying Fairy School 9:15am .......................... The Wright Stuff 11:10am ...... Celebrity Wedding Planner 12:10pm ..................... 5 News Lunchtime 12:15pm ......................The Family Recipe 12:20pm ..................................... CSI: Miami 1:15pm............................ Home and Away 1:45pm ....................................Neighbours 2:15pm..............................................CSI: NY 3:15pm............................ Circle of Friends 5:00pm ................................... 5 News at 5 5:30pm ....................................Neighbours 6:00pm ..........................Home and Away 6:30pm ........................................... 5 News 7:00pm ......................Emergency Bikers 8:00pm ..................................Born to Kill? 9:00pm ..................... Person of Interest 10:00pm ......................................... CSI: NY 10:55pm ......................................... CSI: NY 11:50pm....................... CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12:45am .............................Forensic Files 1:10am ................................ Super Casino

3:30pm ............................. Science Fiction 3:35pm .................... Dennis and Gnasher 3:45pm ...........The League of Super Evil 4:00pm ................ The Scooby-Doo Show 4:30pm ..............Who Let the Dogs Out? 5:00pm ........ The Story of Tracy Beaker 5:15pm....................................... Wolfblood 5:45pm ..........................................M.I. High 6:15pm......................................Cop School 6:45pm ..........................Shaun the Sheep

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6:00am..................................... Emmerdale 6:25am........................ Coronation Street 7:15am ...........The Jeremy Kyle Show US 8:05am..................................... Judge Judy 8:30am..................................... Judge Judy 9:00am..................................... Judge Judy 9:25am.............. The Real Housewives of Orange County 10:30am ................ Beauty and the Geek 11:30am .................................. Judge Judy 12:00pm .................................. Emmerdale 12:30pm ..................... Coronation Street 1:00pm ....................... Coronation Street 1:30pm ............... The Jeremy Kyle Show 2:35pm ............... The Jeremy Kyle Show 3:40pm ............. The Real Housewives of Orange County 4:40pm .................. Beauty and the Geek 5:30pm .................................... Judge Judy 6:00pm ....... The Jeremy Kyle Show US 7:00pm ....................................... The Cube The Cube welcomes former world record holder and gold medallist Fatima Whitbread and world champion hurdler Dai Greene. 8:00pm ....................Super Tiny Animals In the USA, Einstein the little horse shares his super-sized secret about his super tiny life, and meet Lucy the Yorkshire terrier- who is officially the world’s smallest working dog. 9:00pm ......Forgetting Sarah Marshall Romantic comedy. When his girlfriend of five years breaks up with him, a TV composer goes on holiday to Hawaii in the hopes of getting over her - only to discover that she is staying at the same resort with her new rockstar boyfriend, preventing him from moving on. 11:20pm...................................Girlfri3nds 12:20am .............................. The X Factor 1:35am .......................... The Xtra Factor 2:30am ............................... Teleshopping

7:00pm ............................. Total Wipeout 8:00pm ................Conspiracy Road Trip 9:00pm ................... Don’t Tell the Bride Anthony and Holly. Another brave bride leaves the most important day of her life in the hands of the man she loves. Fashion-conscious Holly Binnington gives full control of her wedding to her logical space cadet beau Anthony Richardson. 10:00pm ........................................Cuckoo 10:30pm ................................ EastEnders 11:00pm..................................Family Guy 11:45pm...........................American Dad! 12:05am ...........................American Dad! 12:30am .........................................Cuckoo 1:00am ................... Don’t Tell the Bride 2:00am .........................Russell Howard’s Good News 2:30am ............................The Revolution Will be Televised

6:55am........................................ The Royal 8:00am....... Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman 9:00am........................................The Store 10:00am .....................Only When I Laugh 10:35am ........................... Home to Roost 11:05am ................................ Rising Damp 11:35am ............................. Kavanagh Q.C. 1:15pm.......................................Heartbeat 2:15pm........................................ The Royal 3:20pm ...................... Murder, She Wrote 4:20pm .................................. Rising Damp 4:55pm ............................. Home to Roost 5:25pm .......................Only When I Laugh 5:55pm ......................................Heartbeat 7:00pm .................... Murder, She Wrote 8:00pm .................... Midsomer Murders 10:00pm ...................... Above Suspicion 11:00pm................... Law and Order: UK 12:00am ........................................ Cracker 1:10am .............................................. Monk

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W E D N E S DAY 6:00am........................................ Breakfast 9:15am .........................Helicopter Heroes 10:00am ..... Homes Under the Hammer 11:00am .............Britain’s Empty Homes 11:30am ........................ Cash in the Attic 12:15pm ...............................Bargain Hunt 1:00pm ..........................BBC News at One 1:30pm ........................ BBC London News 1:45pm ...........................................Doctors 2:15pm................. Only Fools and Horses 3:05pm ......................... Horrible Histories 3:35pm ............................. Lockie Leonard 3:55pm .................................................Léon 4:00pm ......Alesha’s Street Dance Stars 4:30pm ...................................Stepping Up 5:00pm .................................... Newsround 5:15pm..........................................Pointless 6:00pm .......................... BBC News at Six 6:30pm .......................BBC London News 7:00pm ............................. The One Show 8:00pm ..................................... Watchdog Anne Robinson, Matt Allright and Chris Hollins meet the people unable to get mortgages and loans because of mistakes on their credit files. Plus a look at the pharmaceutical companies that charge different prices for the same drugs. 9:00pm ..................................Who Do You Think You Are? 10:00pm ......................BBC News at Ten 10:25pm ....................BBC London News 10:35pm ............. The National Lottery Wednesday Night Draws 10:45pm ...........................Not Going Out 11:15pm .....................................Wreckers 12:35am .............................Weatherview 12:40am ...................................... See Hear 1:10am ............................ Wartime Farm: With Peter Ginn 2:10am ............................. Rip Off Britain 2:55am ............... Celebrity MasterChef

6:00am.................................. Children’s TV 7:40am ........................................... Eliot Kid 7:55am ..................................... Newsround 8:00am........... What’s New Scooby-Doo? 8:20am..................................................Léon 8:25am....Mister Maker Comes to Town 8:45am....................................... I Can Cook 9:00am....................... The Adventures of Abney and Teal 9:15am ................ Raa Raa the Noisy Lion 9:25am...........................The Large Family 9:40am.......................The Koala Brothers 9:50am...................................Dirtgirlworld 10:00am ............................... Chuggington 10:05am ...................Nuzzle and Scratch: Frock and Roll 10:25am ........... Driver Dan’s Story Train 10:40am ..................................... Waybuloo 11:00am ...................In the Night Garden 11:30am ......................... BBC World News 12:00pm .........Daily Politics Conference Special 1:00pm ......................................... See Hear 1:30pm .................. To Buy or Not to Buy 2:10pm .........................The Weakest Link 2:55pm ...................Wanted Down Under 3:40pm ........................Helicopter Heroes 4:25pm .............................................Flog It! 5:10pm ......................Antiques Road Trip 5:55pm ........... Party Political Broadcast by the Labour Party 6:00pm ...................................... Eggheads 6:30pm ...............How We Won the War 7:00pm .................... The Story of Wales 8:00pm ........... Antiques to the Rescue 9:00pm ....................... Welcome to India 10:00pm ................... The Culture Show 10:30pm ................................. Newsnight 11:20pm.............. Today at Conference 11:50pm.................................... Storyville 12:50am .................................... BBC News

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6:00am.........................................Daybreak 8:30am...........................................Lorraine 9:25am................ The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30am ............................... This Morning 11:25am .......................................ITV News 11:30am ............................... This Morning 12:30pm ............................. Loose Women 1:30pm ............... ITV News and Weather 2:00pm ................... Dickinson’s Real Deal 3:00pm ....... The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4:00pm ............ May the Best House Win 5:00pm ...................................... The Chase 6:00pm .......................... London Tonight 6:25pm ........ Party Political Broadcast by the Labour Party 6:30pm .............ITV News and Weather 7:00pm ...................................Emmerdale Rishi confronts Jai after finding Rachel’s scan picture in his drawer. Chas becomes desperate as her attempt to appease Carl fails. Ali is unimpressed by Rachel’s account of her baby’s father. 7:30pm ..................... Coronation Street Maria questions her relationship with Jason. Fiz pleads with Tyrone to leave Kirsty. Will Lloyd persuade Mandy to stay? 8:00pm .................... All Star Mr and Mrs The celebrity couples joining Phillip Schofield this week are Claire Richards from Steps and her husband Reece, Des O’Connor and his wife Jodie, and Rufus Hound with his wife Beth. 9:00pm ...................................... Mrs Biggs As Ron begins a new life in Rio, Charmian makes the best of things as a single mother in Melbourne. But then tragedy strikes when their eldest son Nicky is killed in a car accident. 10:30pm ..........ITV News and Weather 11:10pm ..................................... Exposure 12:05am .........Goodwood Revival 2012 12:55am .................................Jackpot247 3:00am ........................................ Columbo

6:40am.......................................The Hoobs 7:05am ..........................Freshly Squeezed 7:35am ...........................According to Jim 8:00am........Everybody Loves Raymond 8:30am........Everybody Loves Raymond 9:00am..............................................Frasier 9:30am..............................................Frasier 10:00am ............... Undercover Boss USA 11:00am .....................A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 12:00pm .......Channel 4 News Summary 12:05pm ....... River Cottage Veg Heroes 12:30pm ................... Come Dine with Me 1:00pm ..................... Come Dine with Me 1:35pm ..................... Come Dine with Me 2:05pm ..................... Come Dine with Me 2:35pm ..................... Come Dine with Me 3:10pm ....................................Countdown 4:00pm ............................. Deal or No Deal 5:00pm ..........................Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course 5:30pm ..................... Come Dine with Me 6:00pm .............................. The Simpsons 6:30pm .......................................Hollyoaks 6:55pm ................................. 4thought.tv 7:00pm .......................... Channel 4 News 7:55pm ....................... BT and Channel 4 Present... 8:00pm ...................... The Food Hospital 9:00pm .........................................Hotel GB 10:00pm ..................................Shameless 11:05pm............................. Random Acts 11:10pm ...............................2 Broke Girls 11:40pm....................................... New Girl 12:05am ................ Itunes Festival 2012 1:05am .....Barclaycard Mercury Prize: 2012 Albums of the Year Live 1:20am ....................................... Spotlight 1:35am ......................The Blue Umbrella 5:40am Baking Mad with Eric Lanlard

Mrs Biggs

ITV 1 - 9:00 - 10:30 pm Having used the Packer money to buy a new house for herself and the boys, Charmian misses Ron desperately. He is lonely too, barely scraping a living as a roofer in a dingy Rio suburb. Then, tragedy strikes when their eldest son, Nicky, is killed in a car crash. Charmian has to smuggle out a letter to Ron telling him of the terrible news. Charmian and Ron are broken by the death of Nicky, but each deals with it in a different MRS BIGGS 29 way. Charmian resolves to keep herself as busy as she can – maniacally so – by taking on a

degree as a mature student. Ron slides into a pit of drink, drugs and women.It is at this point he meets a beautiful young Brazilian dancer by the name of Raimund. But jaded by life, Ron decides to arrange one last payday then turn himself in. He meets up with a Daily Express journalist in Rio to sell him his life story. The journalist betrays Ron by tipping off the police and an old adversary, Detective Chief Inspector Jack Slipper, arrests Ron in Rio. He is thrown in prison in Brasilia, facing extradition, and without even the comfort of a cheque from the Express for Charmian and the boys.

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3 6:00am.....................Thomas and Friends 6:10am ................................ The Wotwots! 6:20am...............................City of Friends 6:35am......................................Jelly Jamm 6:45am........................................ Peppa Pig 6:50am....................................... Big School 7:00am ................................ Little Princess 7:10am .............................. Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 7:20am ........................ The Mr. Men Show 7:35am .....................Thomas and Friends 7:45am ................... Make Way for Noddy 8:00am............... Fifi and the Flowertots 8:15am ........................................ Peppa Pig 8:30am................... Roary the Racing Car 8:45am......................Bananas in Pyjamas 9:00am.......... Abby’s Flying Fairy School 9:15am .......................... The Wright Stuff 11:10am ...... Celebrity Wedding Planner 12:10pm ..................... 5 News Lunchtime 12:15pm ..........Chinese Food in Minutes 12:20pm ..................................... CSI: Miami 1:15pm............................ Home and Away 1:45pm ....................................Neighbours 2:15pm..............................................CSI: NY 3:15pm................................Amber’s Story 5:00pm ................................... 5 News at 5 5:30pm ....................................Neighbours

7:00am ..............................................Arthur 7:25am ......... The Story of Tracy Beaker 7:45am ...............Who Let the Dogs Out? 8:20am.........................................Wingin’ It 8:45am.................... Bear Behaving Badly 9:05am................................... Dani’s House 9:35am.................... Dick ‘N’ Dom Go Wild 10:05am ........................... Ed and Oucho’s Excellent Inventions 10:30am .................Me and My Monsters 10:55am .............................. Hotel Trubble 11:25am ..........................................Ooglies 11:40am ........................................ Trapped 12:10pm ........................... Little Howard’s Big Question 12:35pm .......My Almost Famous Family 1:05pm .............................. The Legend of Dick and Dom 1:35pm ........................................ Copycats 2:05pm ................... Bear Behaving Badly 2:25pm ................... Dick ‘N’ Dom Go Wild 3:00pm .............................................Arthur 3:10pm ..........................Shaun the Sheep 3:20pm ...................................... Pet Squad 3:30pm ............................. Science Fiction 3:35pm .................... Dennis and Gnasher 3:45pm ...........The League of Super Evil 4:00pm ................ The Scooby-Doo Show 4:30pm ..............Who Let the Dogs Out?

6:00pm ..........................Home and Away Bianca questions Heath’s commitment issues, which leads to a cooling-off period before they manage to find a compromise. 6:30pm ........................................... 5 News 7:00pm .........................Cowboy Builders 8:00pm ......................Emergency Bikers 9:00pm .............................................. Dallas 10:00pm .....................Paddy and Sally’s Excellent Gypsy Adventure 11:00pm....................................... Identity 12:45am .............................Forensic Files

5:00pm ........ The Story of Tracy Beaker 5:15pm................................ Deadly Top 10 5:45pm ........................... Operation Ouch! 6:15pm.......................... Four O’Clock Club 6:45pm ..........................Shaun the Sheep

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6:00am..................................... Emmerdale 6:25am.......................................Nanny 911 7:15am ...........The Jeremy Kyle Show US 8:05am..................................... Judge Judy 8:30am..................................... Judge Judy 9:00am..................................... Judge Judy 9:25am................... The Real Housewives of Orange County 10:30am ................ Beauty and the Geek 11:30am .................................. Judge Judy 12:00pm .................................. Emmerdale 12:30pm ....................................Nanny 911 1:30pm ............... The Jeremy Kyle Show 3:40pm .................. The Real Housewives of Orange County 4:40pm .................. Beauty and the Geek 5:30pm .................................... Judge Judy 6:00pm ....... The Jeremy Kyle Show US 7:00pm ................ You’ve Been Framed! 7:30pm ................ You’ve Been Framed! 8:00pm ............................ Top Dog Model It’s the semi-final and the final four are treated to a relaxing dog yoga class. They are then sent on an outdoor action shoot with a top mountain biker before modelling clothes and accessories live on This Morning. 9:00pm .....................................Girlfri3nds The last of the 100 men cross the threshold of the mansion for the final part of the audition process but it proves to be tricky for the girls as they only have a few minutes to decide. 10:00pm ............The Only Way is Essex 10:45pm ............................ American Pie At a high school party, four friends find that losing their collective virginity isn’t as easy as they thought, so enter into a pact to be the first to ‘score’ as the senior prom looms. 12:45am ................. Winners and Losers 1:40am ..................... Coronation Street 2:05am ......... Life’s Funniest Moments

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7:00pm ........................................Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May hit Donington in three stripped-out track cars - the KTM X-Bow, the Morgan Three Wheeler and the Caterham R500. 8:00pm ................................. Free Speech Immigration Special. Brit Award-winning singer-songwriter Kate Nash and BBC Three’s Blood, Sweat and T-Shirts star Stacey Dooley join the panel to debate immigration. 9:00pm ...................... Be Your Own Boss 10:00pm ....................................Unzipped 10:45pm .................................Family Guy 11:30pm...........................American Dad! 11:50pm...........................American Dad! 12:15am .....................................Unzipped 1:00am ...................... Be Your Own Boss 2:00am ................................. Free Speech 2:55am ................... Don’t Tell the Bride

6:55am........................................ The Royal 8:00am........Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman 9:00am........................................ The Store 10:00am .....................Only When I Laugh 10:35am ........................... Home to Roost 11:05am .................................Rising Damp 11:35am ............................. Kavanagh Q.C. 1:15pm....................................... Heartbeat 2:15pm........................................ The Royal 3:20pm ...................... Murder, She Wrote 4:20pm ...................................Rising Damp 4:55pm ............................. Home to Roost 5:25pm .......................Only When I Laugh 5:55pm ...................................... Heartbeat 7:00pm .....................Murder, She Wrote 7:55pm .................... The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes 9:00pm ............................... Supersleuths 10:00pm ................................... DCI Banks 11:00pm................... Law and Order: UK 12:05am ............................................ Monk

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T H U R S D AY 6:00am........................................ Breakfast 9:15am .........................Helicopter Heroes 10:00am ..... Homes Under the Hammer 11:00am .............Britain’s Empty Homes 11:30am ........................ Cash in the Attic 12:15pm ...............................Bargain Hunt 1:00pm ..........................BBC News at One 1:30pm ........................ BBC London News 1:45pm ...........................................Doctors 2:15pm................. Only Fools and Horses 3:05pm ......................... Horrible Histories 3:35pm ............................. Lockie Leonard 3:55pm .................................................Léon 4:00pm ......Alesha’s Street Dance Stars 4:30pm ..............................Show Me What You’re Made of 5:00pm .................................... Newsround 5:15pm..........................................Pointless 6:00pm .......................... BBC News at Six 6:30pm .......................BBC London News 7:00pm ............................. The One Show 7:30pm ................................... EastEnders Kat is determined to keep a roof over her family’s heads, and is forced to go to desperate lengths to do so. 8:00pm ............................ Waterloo Road Madi gets herself into trouble when she makes a pass at step-mum Sian’s new love interest. Elsewhere, Grantly is forced to resort to desperate measures when Maggie calls off their wedding. 9:00pm ...........................................Hunted 10:00pm ......................BBC News at Ten 10:25pm ....................BBC London News 10:35pm ..........................Question Time 11:35pm................................... This Week 12:20am ............. Holiday Weatherview 12:25am ................................... Panorama 12:55am .................................Countryfile 1:55am ............................ Dead Good Job 2:55am ............................. Rip Off Britain

6:00am.................................. Children’s TV 8:00am........... What’s New Scooby-Doo? 8:20am..................................................Léon 8:25am....Mister Maker Comes to Town 8:45am....................................... I Can Cook 9:00am....................... The Adventures of Abney and Teal 9:15am ................ Raa Raa the Noisy Lion 9:25am...........................The Large Family 9:40am.......................The Koala Brothers 9:50am...................................Dirtgirlworld 10:00am ............................... Chuggington 10:05am ...................Nuzzle and Scratch: Frock and Roll 10:25am ........... Driver Dan’s Story Train 10:40am ..................................... Waybuloo 11:00am ...................In the Night Garden 11:30am ......................... BBC World News 12:00pm ................................ Daily Politics Conference Special 1:00pm ................................... Animal Park 1:30pm .................. To Buy or Not to Buy 2:15pm..........................The Weakest Link 3:00pm ...................Wanted Down Under 3:45pm ........................Helicopter Heroes 4:30pm .............................................Flog It! 5:15pm.......................Antiques Road Trip 6:00pm ...................................... Eggheads 6:30pm ...............How We Won the War 7:00pm .................... The Story of Wales 8:00pm ............................ Wartime Farm: With Peter Ginn 9:00pm .......................................The Choir 10:00pm ........................Mock the Week 10:30pm ................................. Newsnight 11:20pm.............. Today at Conference 11:50pm...........Ian Hislop’s Stiff Upper Lip - An Emotional History of Britain 12:50am .................... The Culture Show 1:20am ...................................... BBC News

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6:05am.......................The Treacle People 6:15am .......................................The Hoobs 7:05am ..........................Freshly Squeezed 7:35am ...........................According to Jim 8:00am........Everybody Loves Raymond 8:30am........Everybody Loves Raymond 9:00am..............................................Frasier 9:30am..............................................Frasier 10:00am ............... Undercover Boss USA 11:00am .....................A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 12:00pm ..........................Channel 4 News 12:05pm ....... River Cottage Veg Heroes 12:30pm ................... Come Dine with Me 1:00pm ..................... Come Dine with Me 1:35pm ..................... Come Dine with Me 2:05pm ..................... Come Dine with Me 2:35pm ..................... Come Dine with Me 3:10pm ....................................Countdown 4:00pm ............................. Deal or No Deal 5:00pm ........ Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course 5:30pm ..................... Come Dine with Me 6:00pm .............................. The Simpsons 6:30pm .......................................Hollyoaks 6:55pm ................................. 4thought.tv 7:00pm .......................... Channel 4 News 7:55pm ....................... BT and Channel 4 Present... 8:00pm .................... Location, Location, Location 9:00pm .........................................Hotel GB 10:00pm ................... The Million Pound Drop Live 11:40pm............................. Random Acts 11:45pm..............................The Boy Who Can’t Forget 12:45am .............. Embarrassing Bodies 1:40am ...............Jimmy and the Whale Whisperer 2:35am ....................................Dispatches

The Boy Who Can’t Forget Channel 4 - 11:45 pm - 12:45 am Can you remember what you were doing on 15th March 2003? Or what the weather was like on 30th May 2007? Twenty-year-old British student Aurelien can. He is one of just a handful of people in the world who are baffling scientists with their ability to recall an incredible amount of their lives. Some claim they can remember every day as if it were yesterday. Now Aurelien is the first Briton to go public with this extraordinary talent. Is it an elaborate trick or some sort of obsessive compulsive behaviour or perhaps

the result of physical differences in their brains? Aurelien is put to the test by eight time world memory champion, Dominic O’Brien, and examined by memory expert Professor Giuliana Mazzoni. This remarkable documentary explores the recently discovered phenomenon known as superior autobiographical memory. It will look into the theories of scientists trying to unravel the mystery in the UK and US, and the lives of the seemingly ordinary people who appear to have an extraordinary power we had no idea humans could possess.

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4 6:00am.................................. Children’s TV 6:20am...............................City of Friends 6:35am......................................Jelly Jamm 6:45am........................................ Peppa Pig 6:50am....................................... Big School 7:00am ................................ Little Princess 7:10am .............................. Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 7:20am ........................ The Mr. Men Show 7:35am .....................Thomas and Friends 7:45am ................... Make Way for Noddy 8:00am............... Fifi and the Flowertots 8:15am ........................................ Peppa Pig 8:30am................... Roary the Racing Car 8:45am......................Bananas in Pyjamas 9:00am.......... Abby’s Flying Fairy School 9:15am .......................... The Wright Stuff 11:10am ................... The Hotel Inspector 12:10pm ..................... 5 News Lunchtime 12:15pm ..................................... CSI: Miami 1:15pm............................ Home and Away 1:45pm ....................................Neighbours 2:15pm..............................................CSI: NY 3:15pm......Mcbride: Tune in for Murder 4:55pm ........................The Family Recipe 5:00pm ................................... 5 News at 5 5:30pm ....................................Neighbours 6:00pm ..........................Home and Away After trying to scupper their plans, Sasha reveals her concerns about April and Dex moving out. Danny attacks Casey after discovering he ended things with Ruby. 6:30pm ........................................... 5 News 7:00pm ...................... Classic Car Rescue 8:00pm ................... Heroes of the Skies 9:00pm ............................... Making Faces 10:00pm .......................................True CSI 11:00pm............... Jack the Ripper: The Definitive Story 12:10am .............................. Super Casino

7:00am ..............................................Arthur 7:25am ......... The Story of Tracy Beaker 7:45am ...............Who Let the Dogs Out? 8:20am.........................................Wingin’ It 8:45am.................... Bear Behaving Badly 9:05am................................... Dani’s House 9:35am.................... Dick ‘N’ Dom Go Wild 10:05am ........................... Ed and Oucho’s Excellent Inventions 10:30am .................Me and My Monsters 10:55am .............................. Hotel Trubble 11:25am ..........................................Ooglies 11:40am ........................................ Trapped 12:10pm ........................... Little Howard’s Big Question 12:35pm ................................ Dani’s House 1:05pm .............................. The Legend of Dick and Dom 1:35pm ........................................ Copycats 2:05pm ................... Bear Behaving Badly 2:25pm ................... Dick ‘N’ Dom Go Wild 3:00pm .............................................Arthur 3:10pm ..........................Shaun the Sheep 3:20pm ...................................... Pet Squad 3:30pm ............................. Science Fiction 3:35pm .................... Dennis and Gnasher 3:40pm ...........The League of Super Evil 4:00pm ................ The Scooby-Doo Show 4:30pm ..............Who Let the Dogs Out? 5:00pm ........ The Story of Tracy Beaker

5:15pm.........................................Leonardo 5:45pm ...................................... Blue Peter 6:15pm................. The Sparticle Mystery 6:45pm ..........................Shaun the Sheep

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6:00am..................................... Emmerdale 6:25am........................ Coronation Street 6:55am.............Life’s Funniest Moments 7:15am ...........The Jeremy Kyle Show US 8:05am..................................... Judge Judy 8:30am..................................... Judge Judy 9:00am..................................... Judge Judy 9:25am................... The Real Housewives of Orange County 10:30am ................ Beauty and the Geek 11:30am .................................. Judge Judy 12:00pm .................................. Emmerdale 12:30pm ..................... Coronation Street 1:00pm ...........................The Corrie Years 1:30pm ............... The Jeremy Kyle Show 2:35pm ............... The Jeremy Kyle Show 3:40pm .................. The Real Housewives of Orange County 4:40pm .................. Beauty and the Geek 5:30pm .................................... Judge Judy 6:00pm ....... The Jeremy Kyle Show US 7:00pm ................ You’ve Been Framed! 7:30pm ................ You’ve Been Framed! 8:00pm ........................The X Factor USA 10:00pm ......................... Celebrity Juice Team captains Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton. Joining the panel this week is magician Dynamo, actor Noel Clarke and TV presenter Rick Edwards. 10:45pm ......... The Bourne Ultimatum Thriller sequel. A former CIA hitman with amnesia joins forces with a London reporter to uncover the truth about his past. But when the reporter is killed, the assassin must find out who is responsible while dodging the bullets of those who wiped his memory in the first place. 1:00am ...............The Only Way is Essex The drama unfolds against the backdrop of nail bars, wine bars, flash cars and designer gear. 1:45am ................... Winners and Losers

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7:00pm .................................. The World’s Strictest Parents 8:00pm ................... Don’t Tell the Bride 9:00pm .........................Russell Howard’s Good News 9:30pm ...........................................Cuckoo 10:00pm ........................................Wilfred 10:25pm ..........................Pop’s Greatest Dance Crazes 10:30pm ................................ EastEnders 11:00pm..................................Family Guy 11:25pm..................................Family Guy 11:50pm...........................American Dad! 12:10am ...........................American Dad! 12:30am .......................Russell Howard’s Good News 1:00am ...........................................Cuckoo 1:30am ...........................................Wilfred 1:50am ................... Don’t Tell the Bride 2:50am .......................................Unzipped

8:00am........Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman 9:00am........................................ The Store 10:00am .....................Only When I Laugh 10:35am ........................... Home to Roost 11:05am .................................Rising Damp 11:35am ............................. Kavanagh Q.C. 1:15pm....................................... Heartbeat 2:15pm........................................ The Royal 3:20pm ...................... Murder, She Wrote 4:20pm ...................................Rising Damp 4:55pm ............................. Home to Roost 5:25pm .......................Only When I Laugh 5:55pm ...................................... Heartbeat 7:00pm .....................Murder, She Wrote 8:00pm ...........Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9:00pm .......................The Seasons with Alan Titchmarsh 10:00pm ................................... DCI Banks 11:00pm................... Law and Order: UK 12:00am .................. Crime Connections

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THROUGH THE KEYHOLE By Lynne Leadbetter

Luxury Villa, Kings Ridge

An elegant and luxurious four bedroom detached villa with separate studio apartment in an exclusive residential area. This beautiful property has just been reduced from 798,000 euros to 695,000 euros, an incredible price for a home of this standard of quality, size and presentation in an enviable location. Nestled into the hillside, this superb villa offers panoramic coastal and mountain views and an abundance of outdoor space. The property comprises four double bedrooms, four bathrooms, separate kitchen, large lounge / dining room, cinema room, utility room, rooftop gymnasium and a fantastic self-contained studio apartment. There are many outdoor spaces to enjoy, including sun terraces with large heated

pool, the shaded, lawned garden and the relaxing intimate balcony terraces. The property is on a quiet road of luxury, detached villas and is in easy reach of all amenities. Nearby are convenience stores, restaurants, a shopping mall with supermarket and 7 screen Spanish/English cinema, a sought after international school and highly regarded state schools, a health spa and several equestrian centers. Beneath a classic balcony style porch and framed by grand columns, the entrance to the property is located to the side of the house and is adjacent to a delightful terrace with al fresco dining area. The entrance hallway has stained glass windows, leading to the large, bright lounge / dining room; elegantly presented with decorative feature fireplace

Tenerife Properties have been trading on the island for over 30 years. Their offices are located in San Eugenio, in between the Santander and BBVA banks, opposite the car park entrance to the San Eugenio Shopping Centre. Partners are Lynne Leadbetter and Mike Woodhouse, along with Sales Director Rachel Rogers and Secretary Delia RodrĂguez Boue. and classical style cornice. Windows and patio doors to three walls provide light and allow the opportunity to enjoy the views. From the lounge the balcony terrace can be accessed, which provides a second living / dining area with automated sun canopies. The kitchen has modern high quality white and stainless steel effect units with glazed display cabinets, wine rack and Silestone work surfaces. The integrated Bosch appliances include a large induction hob with stainless steel extractor hood, microwave oven, dishwasher and fridge-freezer, double sink with extending mixer tap. Patio doors provide access onto the balcony terrace. bath, shower, vanity unit with shower, vanity unit and WC. Patio The cinema room has high mirror and spotlights, and W.C. doors open onto a private shady spec home cinema system with Bedroom 3 is located on the upper terrace with a small garden. automated projector screen, floor, it has fitted wardrobes. A The property has electric Bose surround sound and HD patio door, opens onto the roof wrought iron gates leading to projector. Bespoke wall and terrace, currently used as a two driveways with parking for base units provide storage and gymnasium, this terrace has the two large vehicles. There is a long classic cinema style carpeting and potential to be used for many sunny terrace to the front of the halogen spotlights continue the purposes. There is also an en-suite villa, a delightful gated garden authentic cinema style theme. bathroom a large corner Jacuzzi terrace with superior quality The king sized master bedroom bath, separate shower cubicle, artificial lawn surface, lovely is en-suite, has enormous patio basin and WC. border gardens and featuring doors to three walls, and access The studio apartment on a lovely established tree, which to the private wrap around the lower level of the property provides shade and ambiance to terrace and its exquisite views. Air comprises lounge / dining room / the garden area. conditioning installed. There is a further large patio area, kitchen with custom built wall and The en-suite comprises sauna base units, marble work surfaces with large kidney shaped heated / hydro-massage shower cubicle, and fully integrated fridge freezer, swimming pool. With plenty of Jacuzzi bath, modern sleek vanity halogen hob, extractor and space for dining, sunbathing and unit with storage and spotlights, washing machine. There is ample fun around the pool. and WC. There is also a dressing storage and wardrobe space and This property can be viewed at room. the studio is installed with the TV www.tenerifeproperties.net Bedrooms one and two both and telephone systems of the Contact numbers: 922 724 110 / have fitted wardrobes. There is main property. The apartment 608 573 443 / 699 250 870 a family bathroom with modern has its own bathroom with bath, info@tenerifeproperties.net

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CALDERS CONFESSIONS By Calder Jon

Calder spent twelve years working as PA and Co-presenter with Jeremy Kyle on various radio stations, he is now a Freelance Radio Presenter where he answers listeners´dilemmas each Sunday night on the airwaves. We are also very grateful to have him here, answering your questions and queries as part of the Tenerife Weekly team.

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Having an Affair My Brother is a Thief and the rest of my family for the heartbreak that it’ll eventually cause, but I just can’t stop seeing him. Danni

I’m 17 and have a 1-year-old daughter. For the past 6 months I’ve been having an affair with my auntie’s fiancée. I really love him and he says that he loves me. I know this is so unfair on my auntie, my daughter

Unfair? That’s the understatement of the century to be fair. What you’re doing is wrong on every level and has the potential to tear your entire family apart. You need to stop and take a long hard look at yourself Danni. Is this really the sort of person you want to be? Don’t give me that “I just can’t stop” rubbish either – if you really mean to stop this then you can! Oh and don’t worry, I’m not forgetting your auntie’s fiancé he’s just as bad as you! Wake up and smell the coffee darling, you’re nothing but a bit on the side to this guy! The truth of the matter is that your auntie deserves better from the pair of you! Stop this now before it goes any further and go and find someone of your own!

My 20-year-old brother came to stay with me for the weekend recently. Since he left I noticed at least £10 missing from my purse. I don’t want to get him in trouble with my mum as he can get quite angry and defensive but I really can’t believe that my own flesh and blood would steal from me and I want to do something about it. Should I try to forget about it, or tell my mum? Ellie

Stealing is a very nasty habit that, if left unchecked, can just get progressively worse. In this instance, I’d suggest that you don’t go to your mum but instead you have a quiet word with your brother. Explain to him that you know full well he’s been in your purse and that you won’t tolerate it! With any luck, being found out will be the short sharp shock this young man needs to show him that there are consequences! He may just shrug it off or he may be very apologetic but either way he will think twice

A & E Nurse Eating Disorder

I have a really bad relationship with food. I hate my figure but it makes me so upset that I end up binge eating and putting on even more weight. Then when I can’t bear to look at myself in the mirror I go on a crash diet and hardly eat anything for weeks. Then the cycle starts all over again. It’s making me miserable but I can’t seem to break out of it. I need help. Laura

There are so many varying factors here Laura that it would be impossible for me to give you all the information you need in just a few lines. Obviously the way you perceive yourself needs to be addressed as does the binge eating. All I can tell you is that you’re

not alone and that there is help out there for you. The first thing you need to do is speak to your GP and explain everything in detail. From that point on, it’s a case of regulating your eating habits and working on building up your own self esteem. There are plenty of self help groups on the internet where you can read about others experiences and even discuss your own situation. Take a look at www.b-eat.co.uk for example. Download some of the information leaflets and get involved in their forums. You can overcome this sweetheart, you really can. The good news is that you seem to want to and that’s the key ingredient!

I was working as a nurse for ten years and love my job, as helping people is all I’ve ever wanted to do. Two months back, while working on A & E, I dealt with survivors of a horrific car crash and, due to their injuries, lost several of them in my care. Since that night I’ve been having nightmares at night and panic attacks at work. I’m not sure why the incident affected me so

before stealing from you again. Although it’s a sad thing to have to say, you need to take temptation out of his way in future! If this does happen again though, of course you’ll need to speak to your mum and see what she thinks should be done.

badly but I can’t concentrate at work and am worried I’m going to have to give it up. Denise

What you’re describing is a perfectly natural response to the experiences you had two months ago Denise. Speak to your manager and explain what’s been going on. Post traumatic stress, if left unchecked can overtake your entire life but the good news is that, with proper help, you can beat it. At the moment, in your mind, this whole thing is unstoppable, but it really isn’t. Counselling will help you to come to terms with what you saw and also help you to realise that you did everything humanly possible to save those people. Take positive action right now and get to work on overcoming this and I’m certain that you will be able to carry on in the career that you love. Good luck with this, you can and will get through it.

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PUGH´S PANTRY By Barry Pugh

After watching a 4 part documentary on channel 4 about Gordon Ramsay working with prisoners to start a bakery business from Brixton prison to try and generate money to be put back into the economy and making the inmates work, I was impressed. I totally agree with him that they shouldn’t be just sat in cells watching the world go by with a TV and breakfast, lunch and dinner handed to them - but instead doing something creative and giving them a chance to have a profession when they get out of Prison, whilst putting some money back into the country for the cost they incur for committing their offences. His determination and hard work paid off, and the ‘BAD BOYS BAKERY’ was created, and this was their signature sticky sweet treat which is now being sold in a major coffee shop chain around London. I have to say, I tried this recipe and it was scrumptious, so I decided to share it with you all!

Lemon Treacle Slice Ingredients

For the base 300g digestive biscuits 150g butter For the topping 675g golden syrup 90g butter 100ml double cream 225g white breadcrumbs 5 egg yolks Zest and juice of 1 lemon 1 tbsp Lemon curd

For the glaze

50g icing sugar juice of 1 lemon juice

Gordon Behind Bars Method

To make the base, pre-heat the oven to 160oC, fan 140oC, gas mark 3. Place the biscuits in a food processor and blend until you have a smooth crumb. Melt the butter, and then stir into the biscuits. Press the biscuit mixture firmly into the base of a 20cm square tin which has been lined with baking parchment. Allow to chill for at least half an hour. To make the topping, put the golden syrup into a saucepan along with the butter and allow to melt gently without boiling. Once the butter has melted take the pan off the heat and stir in the cream, breadcrumbs, egg yolks, lemon zest and juice. Stir well.

Barbecue or Carbecue

Ever had to stop your car journey halfway because you’ve broken down? There’s nothing more annoying, unless of course you’re just checking to see if your pork tenderloin is done, the chicken wings are cooked or your sausages are sizzling! Engine cooking is a tradition going back almost as long as the car itself, and now that petrol and diesel prices are at an all-time high, it’s never made more sense to ask your engine to do more than just get you from point A to point B. Start your engines and get ready to Carbecue!

Once the base has cooled, spread the lemon curd onto the base. Pour over the breadcrumb filling and then place into the oven to cook for 25-30 minutes or until firm to the touch. Remove from the oven and allow to cool completely before cutting into rectangular slices. To glaze the slices, mix the icing sugar with enough lemon juice to make a thick paste. Place it into a piping bag and pipe onto the top of your bars, or drizzle the glaze over with a spoon. Have you made it? Created your own variation? Something you want to share? Let me know by email and I will add your comments next time.... editor@tenerife-weekly.com

HAPPY COOKING!

Plan your journey: Make a salad and get some crusty bread and butter to accompany your dish! If you have air conditioning in the car, you can use this to keep it chilled nicely! Marinate the meat of your choice, here are some examples: Minted lamb chops, BBQ chicken wings, Pork tenderloin in sage and onion Next get your chosen meat, spread with a little butter or olive oil (not motor oil) and wrap it carefully in foil. (Just like you would for the oven!) Then double wrap it again so no juices can trickle out as you’re driving along! Prepare your engine: Start the car and allow the engine to warm up. Pop the bonnet and eliminate where any plastic parts are! As a general rule, the best spot—if you can safely get to it— is on or near the exhaust manifold. But test by firstly flicking a bit of cold water onto the engine to see where the hottest parts are! Extreme caution is needed and be careful not to burn yourself!

Secure the food - try to make sure it won’t roll off when you get onto the motorway! Cooking / Driving times: • Sausages: 60-100 Km at 50km per hour • Lamb Chops: 60 Km at 65Km per hour • Chicken wings: 140-200 Km at 70Km per hour • Pork tenderloin: 250 Km at 80 Km per hour Remember: Modern engines are generally more efficient than older engines, for example, so they may require longer cooking times. The type of driving you’re doing can also alter the cooking mileage. If you’re stuck in traffic your 60-mile meal may be done after 10 miles. Be sure to wear oven mitts, as your car’s engine can get very, very hot! Don’t try to cook on your engine while it’s raining; it’s dangerous. In fact it’s dangerous full stop! Carbon Monoxide poisoning is lethal, you attempt this at your own risk, and I take no responsibility if it goes wrong for you or any damaged caused to your car!

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SHARPLES IN SESSION By John Sharples

On The Road To Nowhere Work on the ringroad that will link the North of the Island to the south was moving at a terrific pace. Workers were going hell for leather 24 hours a day. The work was six months ahead of schedule and everyone was happy. Then! Money became scarce and other issues reared their ugly heads. It looks like the project has slowed down drastically and in some cases it has come

to a grinding halt. The plan is that, by the end of 2013, it will take only 30 minutes to get to the North from the South. I have a personal interest in this wonderful road as I travel from La Orotava to Las Americas

and back four nights a week and that extra time would be a gift made in heaven. So whoever it is that has their spanner in the works, pull it out mate and get those steamrollers moving again.

Living In The Cloudy North

That headline is enough to spark a riot amongst the people who live in the north of Tenerife. We are sick and tired of people who know nothing about Tenerife who tell people that it’s always cloudy up here. In fact it is quite the contrary. I didn’t come to live in Tenerife for the sun; I came for a new way of life. If anything, the sun gets right on my nerves and I would rather have a bit of everything than constant sunshine. This year however, has seen Puerto de la Cruz basking in solid sunshine. It hasn’t rained here since February and when it rained it was a bit of a let-down.

I work in the south and I see the weather on both sides of the Island on an almost daily basis. I have seen more cloudy days in Las Americas this year than I have in Puerto de la Cruz. So, dear readers, when you go into a travel agency in the UK and they tell you that the north is cloudy all the time, please put them right. Puerto de la Cruz is a beautiful holiday town, the Martianez Lake is a wonderful place to sunbathe and the cobbled shopping streets are a delight. Loro Parque is on our doorstep and there are bars and restaurants all over the town supplying every type of food from Romanian to MacDonald’s and Indian to Lebanese.

Easy Tiger

Did you see the story last week about the nutter in America who decided to jump from a raised train into a tiger’s den at the Bronx Zoo? He said he wanted to be at one with the tiger. It’s a good job that someone was around to rescue him or his wish would have been realised. If the tiger had been hungry he would have be more than at one with it, he would have been inside it! The man obviously has issues that need

addressing. He has supposedly been posting poems on facebook about being part of mother earth and leaving comments like “Be fearless and love”. There was talk of arresting him for trespass. I think maybe a man in a white coat might be more suitable. If I wanted to be at one with nature the nearest place I can think of is Loro Parque. Maybe I could sit in a parrot’s cage and sing the Birdie Song.

Something To Beef About

My lovely friend Margaret had her granddaughter Tracey over for a week or so. As with all good grandmothers, she looked after her well and made sure she didn’t go hungry. She roasted a joint of beef and made Tracey some sandwiches to eat on the plane. Tracey set off for the airport and once on-board the flight and settled in her seat she decided to eat her sandwiches. She took the parcel out of her bag and opened it up to find ........ A full joint of roast beef!!!! The sandwiches were wrapped up and still in Margaret’s fridge. She obviously got the two mixed up, but can you imagine the look on the

face of the person sat next to Tracey on the flight when she opened up her food parcel The photograph shows Margaret and her sister Cath. They are big fans of Bitter and Twisted and decided to join the show one night. I think they look better than we do!

I really dislike this show. I don’t see what all the fuss is about. I wish they would do a senior version of the show. There are so many people out

there who are talented but seem to be deemed too old for X Factor. As the population of the UK is actually older rather than younger, I bet it would be a winner in the ratings and we wouldn’t have to listen to all this idiotic warbling that they do these days.

X Factor

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DA WHIPP

In The Spotlight By Barry Sparkle Da Whipp is perhaps best known for his work in the past at some of the best known venues in Tenerife; “Tramps”, “Tibu”, “Joyce”, “Seduction Air”,”Bobby´s”,”Sugareef”,”Bla Bla Bla Disco” and “Level Club”. In December 2010, Da Whipp

WHERE ARE YOU FROM? Leytonstone, London WHEN AND WHY DID YOU MOVE TO TENERIFE? About 24 years ago, my family decided to move back to Tenerife to open a bar as my mum´s family are Spanish. WHEN’S YOUR BIRTHDAY? 2nd of March DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF TO BE FAMOUS? No, not yet really, I have to work a lot and really hard to get it, and then maybe someday… who knows? ALTHOUGH YOU ARE IN THE LIMELIGHT, DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF TO BE SHY? I am very shy, not while I’m DJing but normally I´m a very shy person. IF YOU HAD A DIFFERENT JOB, WHAT WOULD IT BE? A Manager or promoter, but definitely in the nightlife genre. WHO AND WHY IS YOUR IDOL? Roger Sanchez, I was 12 years old when I heard one of his tracks, which was “Another Chance” and since then I’ve been following him, I just like his style, charisma and the way he mixes. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST DISASTER YOU HAVE EVER HAD ON STAGE? It was when I was Djing in Tibu, the CDJ s to p p e d for no

reason… 5 minutes with no music, was very embarrassing lol. WHAT IS YOUR TIPPLE?

moved back to the U.K. and worked several nights at London’s iconic Hyde Park Park in front of more than 2,000 people and continued to progress as a DJ and producer and gain experience. Da Whipp has worked on

Bacardi and Coke!! WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE SPORT? I´m a car fan, I love WRC (world rally championship) and Formula 1. HOW MANY

several projects, including music production, alongside DJ’s like DJ Jepo (best DJ in Tenerife 2010/11) and LSDJ (second best DJ in Britain Under 18 in 2009). He also worked with Galaxy FM radio station in Tenerife, with his

LANGUAGES DO YOU SPEAK? 2, Spanish and English. (My English it is not perfect though) HOW MANY HOUSES DO YOU HAVE? Haven´t got any yet, hate mortgages hehe. WHAT TIME DO YOU GET UP IN THE MORNING? About 12:00, 12:30. (Late nights so not really into mornings) HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU EARN IN A MONTH? Not as much as I want but enough to pay my rent, bills, phone, petrol, food… and music!! HOW MUCH MONEY WOULD YOU LIKE TO EARN IN A MONTH? As much as possible. WHAT DO YOU SPEND YOUR MONEY ON? Just necessary things. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST JOB? Bartender. DO YOU DO CHARITY WORK? Yes!! Every single month I give money to “Save the children Org”. WHY DID YOU BECOME A DJ? Actually it´s my dad´s fault, he is a singer and DJ as well, I grew up listening to music all the time!! I remember we had a small studio in my house, when I was 6, and every single day my dad´s friends came in to the studio to record some music, there was a good atmosphere… good memories. DO YOU HAVE A PRIVATE PLANE? Hahahahaha I wish!!

Radioshow “G Force”, which aired three times per week lasting 2 hours each show, which varies from many styles of House such as Progressive, Funky, Dutch, Tribal House and more current sounds.

DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? No WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR FREE TIME? Enjoy it!! WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD? My mum´s cooking! WOULD YOU EVER GO “BACK HOME” Actually I am back in London. WHERE WAS YOUR LAST HOLIDAY My last proper holiday was in Orlando, E.E.U.U, what a place!!!!! TELL US A SECRET ABOUT YOU! I don´t like to tell secrets, shhh keep it between us! DO YOU ENJOY YOUR CELEBRITY STATUS? Yes of course, who doesn´t? I´m not very well known though …yet. DO YOU WEAR BOXERS OR BRIEFS? Boxers. IF YOU WERE A BISCUIT, WHICH WOULD YOU BE? Oreo!!! WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO EAT? “Bodegón Tamanca”, I love Canarian food!!!! NAME ONE ACTOR/ACTRESS YOU WOULD LOVE TO GET NAUGHTY WITH? Olivia Wild, she is… just perfect!!!! WERE YOU BULLIED AS A KID? Nope IF YOU WERE GIVEN A CHANCE, WOULD YOU ENTER BIG

BROTHER? No, I would never do that. WOMEN OR CARS? Women are women and cars are cars… you can´t compare them, can you? lol HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE THE MOST DESIRABLE MAN ON THE EARTH? Hahahaha don´t know!! I´m not that person! IF I CAME TO YOUR HOME AND LOOKED INSIDE THE FRIDGE, WHAT WOULD I FIND? LOADS! My uncle Michael just bought me some shopping around! WHAT’S YOUR BAD QUALITY? Sometimes I´m very lazy… HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN THREE WORDS? Ambitious, crazy (in a good way) and determined. WHAT MAKES YOU ANGRY? Disrespect and lies. WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE DO YOU DISLIKE? Disrespectful people. IF I GIVE YOU ONE MILLION EUROS HOW WOULD YOU SPEND IT? I would help my family. WHAT´S THE MOST EMBARRASSING SITUATION YOU HAVE BEEN IN? I kissed a girl and apparently she didn´t like it, so she hit me hahahaha, it was in a club, everybody thought bad about me. We are still friends though.

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ENTERTAINMENT

By Marc Craig

“We’re gonna need a bigger boat.”

this gem, check it out-I won’t spoil it for you! “Point Break” is quite simply one of the coolest movies ever, bank-robbing surfers and the role of a lifetime for the late, great Patrick Swayze as Bodhi, the gangs’ enigmatic leader. You’ll be reaching for your surfboard, just don’t rob any banks!!! “The Shawshank Redemption”, strangely yet another movie based on a Stephen King tale, for a man primarily known for horror, he has been the source material for some of cinemas most uplifting movies!! Lastly, the movie that stopped a generation of film fans from swimming in the sea and the 1st true summer blockbuster, “Jaws”, next time you’re swimming off Las Vistas beach and you’ve swam out a bit too deep, try not to think of that ominous 2-note theme music!! Last week’s quote came from Julia Roberts in “Notting Hill”.

It’s official, last Friday, September 21st, was the last day of summer, 2012 (even though it’s hard to tell over here in sunny Tenerife), so I thought I’d celebrate the passing of the season with a look at some of the best summer movies of all time!! Researching this article, I came across many blockbuster releases from every decade but they were just movies that were released in midsummer of a particular year. What I wanted was a movie that epitomised summer itself. I narrowed it down to 4; I hope you will share with me your favourites!! “Stand by me” is a classic. Based on a Stephen King short story (The Body), it’s the tale of a group of kids in small town America who share an experience that changes their lives and takes their innocence forever, if you’ve never seen

The 5 Year Engagement She’s the one!!

In Gran Sur Multicine in English this week, “The 5 Year Engagement” starring Jason Segal (“How I Met Your Mother”, “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”) and Emily Blunt (“The Devil Wears Prada”, “The Wolfman”). The stars play an engaged couple who can never seem to set a wedding date due to a seemingly never-ending series of problems including frostbitten toes, work opportunities and the temptation to get romantically involved with various work colleagues. The screenplay was written by Segal and director Nicholas Stoller. The romantic comedy was released in

the UK back in April to generally good reviews with much credit given to the great chemistry between the two leads, probably because they’re good friends in real life (Blunt is married to Segal’s best friend the U.S “The Office” star John Krasinski. Sounds like a great way to pass a couple of hours!!

The Five Year Engagement Showing daily at 15:30 hr - 124 min Comedy | Romance - Rated R Starring Jason Segel - Tom Solomon Emily Blunt - Violet Barnes Chris Pratt - Alex Eilhauer Alison Brie - Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer

I’ve never been one to namedrop but in the late 80’s when I shared a caravan in Scarborough with Robbie Williams, we often talked about what it would be like to someday become fathers...... we didn’t really talk about fatherhood but I couldn’t miss the opportunity not only to mention that I lived with the Robster, but to also bring up fatherhood!! So the Rock Dj’s a daddy!! On 18th September at 3.33pm, wife Ayda gave

birth to Theodora Rose Williams. Robbie tweeted “Baby, mummy and daddy are all rockin” and was tweeted back by “Take That” bandmate Gary Barlow who tragically lost baby Poppy at full term last month. Gary was full of joy for his long term pal however, Sending flowers, a card and leaving a tweet saying “ massive congrats to Rob and Ayda, so happy for you”. I thought about tweeting my old mate Rob, thing is I’ve still got his tennis racket and he loved that racket so much!!!

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SPORT

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Victor, Pedro and Val - they only go for the food LOL Another great week in the Superleague was marred by Bungalow winning his 16th straight game, it´s unbelievable that someone can be so lucky. Come on boys, someone have him. (All tongue in cheek of course, it´s brilliant), and what´s happened at Lupain, not a single point then two wins on the trot, well done lads. Lupain 6 V 4 Atlantis Crew Captain Mike started with good win over Josh, the first 4 games shared. Pairs were won by Josh & Liam after Victor potted the black too soon in the game, Paul & Garry beat Mike & Francis with just the black ball remaining, Mike had a straight forward shot, the ref called a foul for a double hit on the cue ball, game lost. Atlantis Crew 4 - 2 up, the final 4 singles were won by Lupain with an exceptional game from Eddie with an amazing cut on the black ball to win game 8, Frank & Suresh winning the final 2 games for well-earned victory two in a row now. Bar Tasca A 7 V 3 Treasure Island The game was a lot closer than the score line suggests. Bungalow got Tasca of to a winning start against Mackie. Steve levelled it for visitors against Grandad, Alex then putting the hosts in front again. Stevie next on and produced the clearance of the night with Ian only

visiting the table once and all square going into the doubles. Then Tasca got their noses back in front by winning both games. Mackie got the better of Steve kettle to make it 4/3 to the hosts. Then Jamie, Grandad, and Bungalow won their last games. Bungalow making it his 16th win as in many games. Jake from Treasure Island says to watch out for the loose dogs snapping at the visitors ankles whilst they´re taking their shots! (So that´s the Tasca tactics ?..............) Bar180 B 4 V 6 Trap Door The resolute welsh boys came out on top after what looked like a near white wash but the home side restored a bit of pride winning the last 3 frames. Chipeque 2 V 8 Bar 180 After Glyn and Danny Irish suffered with unfortunate black finishes the San Blas boys showed their vintage to take the last 7 frames and consolidate their top position. Barracuda Bandits 9 V 1 Britannia Inn It was a great game with our near neighbours and as you would expect with good friends there was plenty of lively banter. Not being one to gloat, we stuffed em. No thrashed em, and will do the same again next time. Love you boys, it’s a shame for you that I edit the comment and you won’t be able to get your own back. Vivo 7 V 3 Frosties Vivo stalwarts Victor and Pedro opened the match with their usual solid performances, however Frosties digging in with Greer and Wayne clawing the points back to evens going into the doubles. After some serious safety play, Vivo took both doubles, and then three from the last four frames for a good win. Man of the match again for Vivo was Valeri with two good clearances, and Wayne for Frosties for head injuries sustained.( OK that was actually for an attempted cat rescue resulting in

falling from a balcony, but nevertheless deserves a mention !) Atlantis Sharks 9 v 1 Grandee O´Donnells Could have been 10 - 0 but for Paul Dwire potting both black and white in the final frame. Get the Guinness in Boys !

Red Division Results - 11.9.12 Clouseaus Diamonds

JDs Sports Bar

3-7

Bar 180 B

4-6

Trap Door

Bar 180 Titans

P-P

Barracuda Hunters

Bar Tasca A

7-3

Treasure Island

Barracuda Bandits

9-1

Brittania Inn

Clouseaus Emeralds

5-5

Target Bar

Legends A

7-3

Nauta A

Legends C

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Oasis

Nauta B

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Hoops

4-6

Summerland Elite

Target Rangers

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9-1

Grandee O’Donnell’s

Bar 180 C

6-4

Leones B

Chipeque

2-8

Bar 180 A

Leones

5-5

Legendary Jokers

Lowrys

8-2

Red Pride

Lupain

6 - 4 Atlantis Crew

Sloop Bar

4-6

Dos Hermanos

Summerland Allstars

3-7

Bar Tasca B

Welkom Wanderers

4-6

Fosters

Vivo

7-3

Frosties

Coast FM Well a busy few weeks in the “Wild Bull Coast FM darts league” has been the call as the Parties came thick and fast.

We invited the Legends of Darts over to the island and in “Chipeque Pool Bar” Los Cristianos John Lowe, Eric Bristow and Bob Anderson joined by sky TV mc Russ Bray and played winners of Wild Bull competitions along with other lucky members of the packed venue Whilst our reining “Chipeque World Champion” DEL BOY” showed us just how good he is!! Safe to say a great day was had by all. Meanwhile in the “Handicap Cup” Cosy Wanderers beat El Candil de la Abuela …. Legends playing with a guest player beat Beesnees.(who also had a new player in the form of Spanish Walter ) for his first time ever playing on the Wild Bull Darts

machines and hit a 180….Over in Silencio Our Place B beat La Central in a close game and Meigas went out to Our Place A in the forfeited match. This Sunday these teams meet each other in the next round of the handicaps competitions: Semi-finals winners’ round: Los Halcones 651 pnts – Rood 681 pnts Target A 726 pnts – Target B 666 pnts

Quarter finals losers’ round: Cosy Wanderers 741 pnts – Our Place A 711 pnts Legends 591 pnts – Our Place B 696 pnts Don’t forget our day of doubles at Camping Nauta On Sunday 7th October. Doubles KO 501 double in double out……. Registrations must be in for 3.45 pm at the latest ....none league players welcome broadcasting again live on “Coast FM” ..See Ya There.

Russ and Del with Eric

Position 1 Bar Tasca A 2 Trap Door 3 Summerland Elite 4 Hoops 5 Clouseaus Diamonds 6 Target Bar 7 Treasure Island 8 Legends A 9 Barracuda Bandits 10 Bar 180 Titans 11 Target Rangers 12 Britannia Inn 13 Oasis 14 Legends C 15 Bar 180 B 16 Nauta B 17 Barracuda Hunters 18 Clouseaus Emeralds 19 Nauta A 20 JDs Sports Bar

P 8 9 9 7 9 9 9 9 8 8 9 9 9 9 8 8 8 9 9 9

Position P 1 Bar 180 A 9 2 Vivo 9 3 Bar 180 C 9 4 Atlantis Sharks 8 5 Fosters 9 6 Lowrys 8 7 Atlantis Crew 9 8 Frosties 9 9 Leones B 6 10 Legendary Jokers 9 11 Bar Tasca B 8 12 Dos Hermanos 8 13 Summerlands Allstars 8 14 Sloop Bar 7 15 Welkom Wanderers 9 16 Leones 8 17 Lupain 9 18 Chipeque 9 19 Red Pride 8 20 Grandee O’Donnell’s 9

W D 7 1 7 0 6 2 6 0 6 0 5 3 5 2 5 2 5 0 4 1 3 3 3 2 3 1 3 1 2 1 1 1 1 1 0 3 0 2 0 2

L 0 2 1 1 3 1 2 2 3 3 3 4 5 5 5 6 6 6 7 7

F 58 59 58 46 54 51 54 50 51 46 49 38 42 37 31 31 24 27 29 25

A 22 31 32 24 36 39 36 40 29 34 41 52 48 53 49 49 56 63 61 65

+/- PTS 36 22 28 21 26 20 22 18 18 18 12 18 18 17 10 17 22 15 12 13 8 12 -14 11 -6 10 -16 10 -18 7 -18 4 -32 4 -36 3 -32 2 -40 2

W 7 7 7 6 6 5 4 4 4 3 3 3 2 1 1 1 2 1 0 0

L 0 1 2 1 2 3 4 4 2 3 3 4 4 2 4 4 7 6 5 6

F 60 69 50 61 54 42 44 44 38 41 41 37 39 31 33 37 37 29 28 23

A 30 21 40 19 36 38 46 46 22 49 39 43 41 37 55 43 53 61 52 67

+/- PTS 30 23 48 22 10 21 42 19 18 19 4 15 -2 13 -2 13 16 12 -8 12 2 11 -6 10 -2 8 -6 7 -22 7 -6 6 -16 6 -32 5 -24 3 -44 3

D 2 1 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 3 2 1 2 4 4 3 0 2 3 3

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THE SPORTS SCENE

By Colin Kirby

Stacey Keating Away Draw Spanish Ladies Keeps CD Open Champion Tenerife Top

There was a dramatic climax as Stacey Keating of Australia defeated Caroline Masson of Germany in an 18th hole play off decider after the final round saw them tied at 9 under par. Masson went into the final day with a one shot lead but the pair were almost inseparable as a battle went on behind them for third spot at Golf Las Americas. The French pair of Joanna Klatten and Celine Palomar, and Australia´s Nikki Garrett set out with the third spot in their sights but England´s Trish Johnson of Bristol staged a late rally to clinch it on 8 under. As Trish sipped a cold drink the leading pair went back to the 18th tee to find a winner. Stacey Keating was the sharper with a decisive

The good news is that CD Tenerife are still unbeaten after a 1-1 draw at Leganes on Sunday but bad habits are creeping back in and they ended up with 10 men after left back Llorente was sent off.

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second shot onto the green and hit a birdie putt to take the prize. The trophy and the 52,500 euro cheque headed down under but the glory and a climb up the Ladies European Tour order of merit were also big rewards for the popular winner.

down 85-77 away and 80-85 at home in the second leg in front of 4,700 fans in La Laguna. The real action starts this Sunday away to Asefa Estudiantes and their home fans will welcome them back on Sunday 6 October for a 7 pm game against Zaragoza.

on the hand, the ref gave a penalty that Martinez took perfectly. Angry Llorente was booked for arguing with the ref when he pointed to the spot, after the kick was converted he gave the man in black some more personal career guidance and got his marching orders. A few minutes later Tenerife had a penalty claim, this time a Leganes defender brought the ball under control as he handled but the ref didn’t want to know. A late Martinez shot hit the crossbar but the 10 man visitors hung on and still have a one point lead at the top. On Sunday lowly Zamora visit Santa Cruz for a noon kick off, a good chance to extend the run of home wins.

Spirited CD Marino Hit Rock Bottom

back from a 2-0 deficit they went down 2-3 at home to Sporting B. Visiting striker Guerrero did the damage with a 21st minute goal and another just after half time to threaten a walkover. Marino fought back, Noah pulled one back with a penalty and despite losing Balduino with two bookings, Marchena drew them level after 66 minutes. The extra player proved decisive for Sporting, Perez netted the winner after 81 minutes to consign Marino to bottom place with just one point. The official crowd was just 150, the reality of promotion is turning into a nightmare and Real Oviedo away on Sunday is another game to dread.

There are signs of improvement from CD Marino but despite the Las Americas side clawing their way

Basketball Fans Ready To Roar For CB Canarias

Even a pre season derby defeat can’t dampen the enthusiasm of CB Canarias ahead of their new season in the Spain’s ACB basketball league. The newly promoted side lost out to neighbours Gran Canaria in the Toyota Cup going

Referees in the Segunda B division are petty and inconsistent, but this second successive red card came with six other bookings, 19 in just five games – a worrying trend. CD Tenerife were sitting pretty after Luismi Loro grabbed a first half lead, Aridane went wide of two defenders and squared the ball across for Loro to net his third strike of the season. Leganes are one of the better sides in the division and Carlos Martinez was always a danger. Tenerife could have increased their lead when Yeray hit the post after 64 minutes before the game ended in frustration. Leganes played the ball into the Tenerife penalty area and it caught Yeray

Off court the signs are encouraging, so far 2,500 season tickets have been sold and the club is confident that will rise to 3,000 by the Zaragoza home opener. The squad looks strong with latest recruit Blagota Sekulic of Montenegro expected to sharpen their attacking threat.

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Ta k e a l i t t l e T I M E O U T ACROSS

1. Droop 5. Greek vowel 10. Talk back 14. Sailing 15. Manservant 16. Wood source 17. Colony 19. Mexican water 20. Green sauce 21. Walk nervously 22. Metal corrosion 23. Impressed utterance 25. Eternal

27. Stupid 31. “____ Hard” (Willis film) 32. Loony 33. Tibetan monk 36. Severe 40. Wind dir. 41. Yearly publication 43. ____ Grande 44. Large trucks 46. Actor Sean ____ 47. Tiny insect 48. Fib 50. Moral

1. Social insect 2. Got it! (2 wds.) 3. Allows 4. Skin drawings 5. Street (abbr.) 6. Light source 7. Petition 8. From this place 9. Wait on 10. Hollywood hopeful 11. Dispute 12. Author Dr. ____ 13. Benches 18. Burglar’s booty

24. Knoll 26. Part of DJ 27. Roadhouses 28. Sand hill 29. Ledger entry 30. Tent site 34. ____ West of Hollywood 35. “The Diary of ____ Frank” 37. Rock’s ____ Clapton 38. Film legend ____ Hayworth 39. Christmas carol 41. The Orient 42. Poker stake 45. Sickness

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47. ____ water 49. Comes in 51. Tramp 52. Legendary stories 53. Occurrence 54. Heart artery 55. Vulture’s claw 59. Movie fish 60. Injury mark 62. City transportation 63. Rose stalk 64. Dog’s cry 67. Blasting letters

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52. Watertight coating 56. Billion years 57. English river 58. Sunbathes 61. Flag-maker ____ Ross 65. Actor Richard ____ 66. Qualified voters 68. Picnic crashers 69. Nero, e.g. 70. Skating jump 71. RR stops 72. Scornful sound 73. Floppy

Climate Coast Culture Earthquake Economy Environment Erosion Explore Glacier Land Map Navigation Population Rural Soil Tourism Urban Volcano Water Weather

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Find and circle all of the Geography words that are hidden in the grid. The words may be hidden in any direction.

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ASTRO-BARILINA’S TWISTED HOROSCOPES Aquarius 20 January - 18 February

Romance is in the air, just over the north of France. If you don’t happen to be near the north of France then chances are you’re going to strike out again throughout this week. However, wind directions can vary as much as the accuracy of these horoscopes, so don’t panic yet!

Gemini 21 May - 21 June

Mishaps will come in the shape of a toad, whilst salvation will come in the shape of a large truck. There’s a future in toad-jam, by the way, if you’re at all interested. It tastes lousy but makes a really good insect repellent.

Cancer 22 June - 22 July

Pisces 19 February - 20 March

You might find that you are requiring a move of the left-hand and right-hand side speakers or earphones you use to listen to music. Test yourself, let go of your fears and grasp the nettle with both hands. Just because people laugh at you doesn’t make you a comedian.

Aries 21 March - 19 April

Ten people will confess a manic love for you this week. And to think, one in twelve people that read this horoscope will find the same to be true.

Taurus 20 April - 20 May

Falling in love is an absolute blessing and will fill your life with sugar plums, fairies and pretty flowers. Curvy, gorgeous, lascivious... For you they will be associated with nothing.

and find love.

Filling the gap in your love life can be done with pies, tarts and loaves of unleavened bread. However, it generally is much easier to actually not eat all that stuff and go out

Leo 23 July - 22 August

Scientists will help you today by informing you that you can catch love in jars and spread love. This will cause your heart to leap and you’ll immediately feel like you want to grab the nearest person and slurp their face off. Football hasn’t been known, historically, for bringing people together.

Virgo 23 August - 22 September

The best way to undo your mistakes is to stand up, take a good look around, and then shout “Sorry chaps! This week has been one almighty cock-up and I’m very much to blame. Love is like a sea full of sea turtles. Or at least, it should be.

Libra 23 September - 23 October Every time you have a weird day you wonder whether there’s someone out there controlling your destiny. Is it possible for this kind of thing to happen by chance? You wonder. This week is going to be one of those weeks. Scorpio 24 October - 21 November It may seem like an extraordinary opportunity to get even with the world, but the world may have different ideas. A hairy back may trouble you this week, especially if it’s not your hairy back that’s in question. Sagittarius 22 November - 21 December Pillows are a special addition to a couch or settee for a romantic evening - ensure the pillows don’t have Mr T’s face on them, or your pets’ hairs. Whilst you could have a case arguing that the two can be attractive, unless you’re willing to put on Rocky III as a demonstration, I’d try to avoid it. Capricorn 22 December - 19 January Terrible news is headed your way - the best way to save your sanity is by implicating as many people as possible in your demise. By agreeing to read this horoscope you may be bringing on yourself several levels of suffering and/or pleasure.

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brand new bluetooth keyboard & case, white...

674 274 222

4,750 € 922 729 654

children´s rucksack

30 € 634 612 080

parrot cage

125 € 605 414 052

120 € 922 703 801

fish tank reef circulato

pizza oven

cordless phone

50 €

Children´s rucksacks, Ben Ten, Princess, Cars, 4 euros each New, ...

Parrot cage in good condition...

Aquel Reef Circulator 10000, Provides ideal circulation of water in your aquarium 10000 l/h,exceptionally quiet, boxed as new...

Restaurant pizza oven - 6 pizza place...

Cordless Phone for land-line. Black Panasonic KX-TG 1611. Completely as new, reason for sale is I've now got a cordless answerphone. I bought this new on t...

620 697 885

674 929 050

602 594 953

922 138 922

4€

45 €

2,500 €

25 €

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2013 future car

protein water skimmer

martial arts shinguards

luxury duvets kingsize

4 cushion covers 10 euro

Double leisure bike, breaks on all 4 wheels, leather chairs, steering wheel....

Protein water skimmer, for Marine + Saltwater fish tanks 100L - 400L. As new (Boxed)...

Pare of shin-guards, little used. High quality!...

Luxury duvets kingsize 4.5 or 10.5 @ 29 euro other sizes available, please message me....

Any 4 cushion covers 10 euro 5 colors available...

602 594 953

674 929 050

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922 729 456

350 €

100 €

15 €

29 €

10 €

scooter for sale

apartment silencio

fan with timer (cata)

freestanding toilet aid

selection of boys toys

Scooter, Honda Yupi 90 cc,8500 km...

Two bed , two bath apt. roof terrace front terrace. Gated community, cct cameras. Close to amenities. Excellent condition. €45000. or GBP 40.000...

mobel FAN in good condition, with timer to set a comfortable speed of refreshing air and to set the duration. ...

Height adjustable freestanding toilet aid. It is adjustable in height from 45-57.5 cm. The armrest provides stable support for people who have difficulty s...

1 x Darth Vader voice changer helmet and mask(needs batteries) 1 x Fantastic 4 Flame mask and light up gloves 1 x Box of assorted BEN 10 toys including V...

922 790 396

922 784 676

605 414 052

639 050 598

922 729 654

600 €

45,000 €

10 €

60 €

25 €

apple mac g4 computer

kingsize cotton duvet se

boys shorts

einhell bench type saw

showcases for shops

Apple Mac G4, Dual 450 Mhz Power PC, 896 Mb SDRAM, OS X 10.4.11 Software included. Complete with Desk, Chair, 17" HP Hi Res Screen, Keyboard, Mouse. Inte...

SPECIAL OFFER. kingsize cotton duvet cover and 2 pillow slips last few at 30 euro a set ...

Boys shorts & swim shorts 5/6 years all new, 3.00 euros a pair. ...

Einhell bench type circular saw with table width extension, never used , and boxed...

16 modules width 79cm, high 2,37 ...

922 163 902

922 729 456

620 697 885

674 929 050

922 790 396

250 €

30 €

3€

60 €

80 €

onkyo tx-nr709

nintendo dsi and games

ikea gyllen lights

tv wall bracket

bmw-535

AV Receiver 2011 model has been used for only 80 hours. For all the info you need go to Whathifi.com. There is also 15 mtres of copper speaker cable with 8...

Nintendo dsi pokemon black version with 5 games , pokemon black version, pokemon soul silver, pokemon diamond , pokemon platinum and monopoly ds in excelle...

I have 3 NEVER BEEN USED Gyllen ikea lights complete with their green dotty glass panels'. They are wall mountable horizontally or vertically with a lengt...

New/Unused wall bracket for large LCD/LED Television. Bought by mistake....

BMW-535, 3500cm, 214CP, 1 year ITV, 5 seats, 5 doors ....

922 799 000

674 929 050

600 700 521

602 594 953

450 €

110 €

25 €

2,000 €

kitchen bar stools

boxing bag

brothers and sisters s1

Professional quality punching/kicking pads. Little used. 15 pieces. New 65,-euro, now 30,- per piece....

Three Fold Up kitchen bar stools from IKEA. Haya (light) wood with brushed aluminium frames. Like new hardly used.Approx 70 cms to seat height....

Domyos boxing bag 95cm high/25kg in excellent condition ...

Brothers And Sisters - Season 1 [DVD] Number of discs: 6 Classification: 12 Studio: Walt Disney Studios HE DVD Release Date: 25 Feb 2008...

REF: 1768

922 729 654

674 929 050

634 574 095

greys anatomy season 1

kick/punching pads

Grey's Anatomy - Season 1 Collectors' Edition [DVD] Number of discs: 4 Classification: 15 Studio: Walt Disney Studios HE DVD Release Date: 8 Jun 200...

634 574 095

10 €

80 €

30 €

25 €

30 €

13 €

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chalet for sale

cafe bar in los cristian

mitsubishi l200 2.5 td

wireless router

books

Chalet for sale in San Isidro, new residential complex, close to the south airport, 3 bed, 2 bath, kitchen, lounge, terrace, garage. Close to local shops (...

Occupying a prime position in los cristianos this business has stood the test of time and continues to pack both tourists and locals in, night after night....

Mitsubishi l200 pick up 2.5 td 1999 double cab. Green over silver just been fully resprayed. Alloy wheels, air con and 10 disc c d player. Sold with new it...

TP-Link wireless router. Can't be taken away until September 23rd....

More than 200 books by popular authors such as Martina Cole, Dick Francis, Maeve Binchy, Penny Vincenzi, Lynda La Plante, Clare Francis, Cathy Kelly and ma...

602 594 953

697 540 648

922 764 145

602 515 565

173,000 €

60,000 €

5,500 €

10 €

60 €

elliptical cross trainer

metallic pink sandals 37

intex easyset pool

pair of tyres 165/70/r13

black cutwork sandals 37

Care futura elliptical cross trainer. 12 programs, displays time, rpm, calories, distance, pulse and watts. programmable for more than one user, manually...

carolina boix metallic pink ankle strap sandals with medium height silver kitten heels. worn only a couple of times. great dancing shoes! size 37. collecti...

Intex Easy Pool, 244cmx76cm, super tough, convenient drain plugs to connect to garden hose,new never used or even taken out if the box....

Pair of almost new tyres. Size; 165/70/R13 ,Brand Trayal T-400. Total for the two 40,-euro. (had to change them because they where wrong size for my car)...

black medium high heel sandals with attractive cut out detail & internal platform, hardly worn, size 37, collection from san miguel or local delivery in so...

602 515 565

654 873 853

674 929 050

REF: 1767

654 873 853

200 €

12 €

45 €

40 €

10 €

lilac & green skirt uk16

buggy with car seat

refrigerated salad count

puzzle tatamis

punching bag

pleated unlined silky feel lilac & green print skirt, really nice fabric, size 44 (uk 16). new & not worn. collection from san miguel or local delivery wi...

Baby buggy (GRACO) with adjustable car seat. FULL EXTRA! - 0 to 5 years thermometer - lock - good condition - black & blue - one hand tray release - easy...

Refrigerated salad/pizza counter. brand: fagor. worktop in stainless steel, satin finish with curved front edge. inner body of stainless steel, doors wit...

66 pieces of professional quality puzzle tatamis. usable for martial arts and for children playground. 1mx 1m 23mm thick, two color sites blue and red. onl...

Punching bag, almost new! very good quality! length 180cm, weight +/-30kg. with chains. price new at decathlon 185,euro, now 90,-euro. call (if you wan...

654 873 853

634 335 755

693 717 587

REF: 1569

REF: 1568

10 €

129 €

500 €

15 €

90 €

cafe bar quick sale need

campingaz bbq grill

wicker terrace furniture

Ford Fiesta Sport. 1.6, 2007. itv 18 months. 100,000km. half leather, voice activation controls, climate control, auto folding mirrors, alarm immobilisor, ...

Built from scratch to an exceptionally high standard, this high profile business situated opposite the ever popular sunday market in los cristianos is a mu...

CampingAZ BBQ-Grill in good condition with wheels and easy operation in any small or bigger balkony or garden space.Also brand new Grill gear(in original b...

Wicker terrace chairs 6 pcs and tables 2 pcs....

Love at first sight, that is the best way to describe this property, wonderfully secluded, yet only 5 min away from the shops and the business, house of 12...

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697 540 648

605 414 052

693 717 587

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ford fiesta sport

4,795 €

30,000 €

40 €

150 €

villa sale 10,000m2 land

450,000 €

bengal cats

villa with 42,000sm land

ladies mountain bike

parque santiago 1 poolsi

pink chiffon skirt 24&26

Beautiful bengals cats avaible in brown and snow spotted best pedigre , u s a lines of champions contact chris...

Private villa with 42,000 sq.m. in south tenerife. elevated position with wonderful views in all directions. walking distance to beach of el medano. 2 b...

Ladies typhoon mountain bike. 21 speed gears. good condition....

Superb fully refurbished 1 bed poolside apt on parque santiago 1, large terrace with sun all day, sunbeds, overlooking the pool. The apt is on the ground f...

really pretty pink flowered chiffon knee length skirt, lined, with narrow frilled hem. size 24 or 26 uk. brand new with labels on. collection from san migu...

650 816 074

922 177 209

600 700 521

07985983559

654 873 853

800 €

460,000 €

75 €

235,000 €

10 €

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boogy board/body board

4string banjo musical in

boys bike

corgi toy (dulux van) 19

panasonic breadmaker

Boogy Board to float and enjoy the waves for kids, very light weight and fun to enjoy with "CARS" design....

4 string banjo for sale , More details please phone. Tried downloading photo but will not accept, if interested I will try sending photo to your email. T...

Boys Bike, The wheels are 16 ins - 41 cm ground to top of seat 22 ins / 56 cm seat can go higher. Ground to top of handle bars 32 ins / 82 cm. ...

Corgi toy DULUX VAN in original box . perfect condition ,never been played with. Was given away as a promotion with Dulux paint in 1974 , real collectable...

Panasonic Breadmaker SD254 in pristine condition...

605 414 052

922 371 937

620 697 885

922 371 937

634 574 095

5€

85 €

35 €

65 €

75 €

house

daelim evolution motorbi

rollerblades

raleigh mountain bike

rough collie pups

Detached canarian house 400sqm plot fully rebuilt & modernised. In cheguergue village just past guia de isora 2 double bedrooms both with ensuite bathrooms...

Daelim Evolution -125cm, economical, you can drive it with B licence -excellent condition ...

Airwalk Inline Rollerblades, very good condition size 11...

Gents raleigh dyna tech mountain bike. 21 speed suntour xc pro gearing. suntour xc brakes. reynolds 2070 manganese alloy frame and forks. ...

Rough collie (lassie) pups, full pedigree, both parents can be seen ready end of september, 6 girls and 2 boys...

600 991 777

602 594 953

674 929 050

600 700 521

922 799 655

175,000 €

1,000 €

50 €

160 €

500 €

house md season 1

multi cd player

ketller fitness

apartment block 400 m2

led 4w gu10

House MD Season 1 in perfect condition...

alpine multi cd player, really to fit in and connect. good working order....

Kettler body shaper with leg and bench press, butterfly, lat pully, chest fly, biceps curl, triceps extension. for; flexion, extension, abduction, adductio...

2 very large, 3 bedroom apartments for sale, large sun roof & gazibo, bbq etc. with sun all day plus 5 car garage situated in small spanish village nr taj...

led spot gu10 not dimmable 320lumen light output approximately 10 pieces available....

634 574 095

661 008 140

693 717 587

671 746 765

634 376 373

10 €

200 €

300 €

290,000 €

6€

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artimis cuved soprano sa

town house golf del sur

mans 3 piece suit

citroen berlingo

baby suit

Artimis curved soprano sax. very good condition, one smallish ding on the bell. plays well. sweet tone....

Nice flat town hose in golf del sur first line of golf courses, with seperate studio for office, employees or visits. 80 meters garden. full new electricit...

Mans 3 piece linen suit, jacket 38 chest, trousers 34 waist 32 length & waistcoat, new with tags,...

Very good condition, itv 2013, a/c, cd radio 1.6i petrol 5 speed manual 65,000 km only....

Baby suit new size 3-6 months 2€ postage...

922176181

639643651

620 697 885

660 358 822

922 815 054

350 €

childrens clothes

summer dress new years 2€ postage...

size

922 815 054

2-4

5€

230,000 €

25 €

refrigerator (high model

childrens clothes

D80 nikon digital slr with nikon 18-70mm zoom lens. as new. sold with electronic remote cable release and is complete with memory card, software, battery c...

12.000 m2 finca with large house 400 m2 pool sauna 6 bed 4 bath, 2 garages and place for stables for horses 4 rooms for small appartments huge gardens for ...

refrigerator 1 door, high model (160 cms) 3 yrs old. ...

Boys top new size 3-6 months 2€ postage...

922 723392

690 644 322

693 717 587

922 815 054

420 €

1,200,000 € banjo for sale

avent microwave steriliz

Anne geddes, beanie babies collection. brand new in box....

Avent microwave sterilizer for avent baby bottles 10 euro phone; ...

Banjo?? for sale further details please phone ...

922 815 054

922 708 204

922 371 937

15 €

4€

finca 12000m2

anne geddes

nice 1 bedroom long let

5,900 €

nikon d80 digital slr

citroen c3 magic

10 €

85 €

60 €

3€

car seat/carrier

wooden bookcase

Chicco car seat with auto-fix base, fixes with adult diagonal and lap strap, suitable for baby from birth to 13kg., includes the new born insert and detach...

Lovely bookcase / display shelves unit for sale, all wood, approximately 2 metres x 1.4metres. Call to arrange a viewing at malibu park hotel in next door ...

922 708 204

646 269 362

30 €

yacht 47' sailing ketch

yamaha yss 475 soprano s

4 outside lamps

50 €

one bed apartment in las galletas, top floor with lift access. easy reach of all amenities, banks, post office, shops and bar restuarants....

Citroen c3 1.1 magic. year 2003. 100,000kms. itv until oct 2012. excellent running little car very good for a first car!!...

Recently refitted with many extras and crossed the atlantic presently berthed in south of tenerife must be seen contact seller for further information by p...

Yamaha yss 475 soprano sax, hardly played excellent condition for year. comes with a selection of beginner to intermediate mouthpieces. ...

Set of 4 outside black hanging lamps, bought from chris abora, used only for 6 months 25€. Call cat to arrange a viewing...

922 784 676

REF: 1451

603 347 571

922176181

646 269 362

380 €

4,000 €

150,000 €

ikea ektorp tullsta chai

wardrobe

sequin evening dress

2 x 50cm white high gloss wardrobes. 50cm wide 60cm depth 236cm high. 50 euros each. can be joined together to make 100cm double wardrobe.tel: ...

STUNNING like new (worn one time), light purple sequin evening dress (size 36) that makes you shine like a STAR, knee length for sale....new 300 euro..ask...

Colour idemo light brown...

661 039 095

605 414 052

922 703 709

50 €

120 €

60 €

750 €

mountain bike

25 €

golf trolley

Mountain bike Knona for sale med size great bike not used in good condition well worth the money...

bag boy golf trolley...

687023216

695 300 762

225 €

35 €

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Los Cristianos 922 757 137 Las Américas 922 796 668 Multi-lingual police Central office 902 102 112 Call this number and ask for an English operator to make an official report or complaint. Local police 922 757 006 Hospitals 094 Hospital Las Américas, 922 750 022 Centro Médicos Del Sur 922 791 000 Candelaria Hospital 922 602 000 British Consulate 922 286 863 Mon-Fri: 8:30am - 1:30pm

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