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EDITOR’S NOTE HELLO BEACHSIDE RESIDENTS!

y name is Thomas Carrigan and I have come aboard the pirate ship known as The Beachside Resident to do some contributing work. Writing has been in my blood since I decided to take a journalism course taught at Satellite High School by the legendary Mark Schledorn in 10th grade. By my senior year, I was the Sports Editor for the yearbook and newspaper staff and went on to write in college for the University of South Florida’s daily paper The Oracle. After transferring to Brevard Community College, I played baseball there and did some stringing work for Florida Today and later, Space Coast Daily. I did mostly sports stories for SCD and a bulk of my work was with the Space Coast Sports Hall of Fame, interviewing inductees and writing recaps of their lives. Needless to say, I loved hearing about their lives and putting words to print.

Which is why I want to surround myself with our publisher Craig Harriman, new Editor-In-Chief Sharon Lacy and all of the other remarkable writers. They truly believe in Cocoa Beach/Space Coast and all of our local businesses and want to see this town grow. This town is changing and I would like to be a part of that. I appreciate the Resident for letting me throw my two cents in the hat and look forward to serving this community well. If there’s anything you’d like to see, feel free to email me at

321thomascarrigan@gmail.com. Thanks all! It’s off to Happy Hour! Cheers,

For the past eight and a half years, I have been the bar manager at Siam Orchid in Cocoa Beach. I love my job and I’ve always said that I’m not in the bar business, I’m in the people business. I’ve always been surrounded by great ownership and staff and when you surround yourself with those, anything is possible.

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Meet the Team Word on the Street I Love Beachside BS @ Your Service What a World Cup! Resident of the Month Entertainment Calendar

Local Amp Bartender of the Month Out and About Smooth Sailing Sports Guide Get Fit Tips Recipes Horoscopes & Games Jaded Juliet Horoscopes Romantic Romeo

MEET THE TEAM

EXECUCTIVE DIRECTOR

COURTNEY WOLFGANG

EDITOR-IN-CHIEF Sharon Lacy

Craig Harriman

ACCOUNT MANAGER Matt Herold

ON THE COVER

Our cover this month features Billy Bosch, kiteboarder and owner of Good Breeze Kiteboarding. Photo taken at the 520 slick by Louis Barre.

COMING UP NEXT... SEPTEMBER 2018 MILITARY & TECHNOLOGY The Space Coast got its name for a reason. This September, we want to talk about the STEM companies in our area and those rockets that blast into space. We’ll also talk to those folks in uniform who have such a heavy presence in the area, doing all they can to make this place one of the best in the world.

MULTI-MEDIA MANAGER Courtney Wolfgang

Courtney is a self-taught digital media creator and burgeoning videographer hailing from Atlanta, GA. As a Cocoa Beach resident for over a decade, she is passionate about the beachside lifestyle and portraying it in her work. She’s a surfer, freediver, and all-round ocean woman with a passion for reggae music, surf trips, yoga, and organic gardening. Check out her newest project @cocoabeachreggae on Instagram and look for future collaborations between Cocoa Beach Reggae and TBR’s own Beachside Radio to come!

CONTRIBUTORS

Maks Topyrkin “The Russian” Dominic Agostini Beachside Radio Billy Bosch Whitney Bailey David Rothman Thomas Carrigan Suzanne Elliott Margot Goodlive Jennifer Cleveland Jamie MacKenzie Lulu Van Nordstrom Cocoa Beach Reggae Willy Le Sallie Lopez Diana Werell-Grabowski Chortip Cuyno Cocoa Beach Fight Club

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BEACHSIDE @ YOUR SERVICE! Owning a home (or any property) takes a lot of upkeep. Here is a sampling of some of the beachside’s best maintenance and service professionals that are at your service to keep your property in tip-top shape.

1. ROOFING | East Coast Roofing Solutions New Roofs • Repairs • Maintenance State Certified Roofing Contractor • Free Estimates 321-292-9804 • 514 Cocoa Isles Boulevard, Cocoa Beach 32931 2. LANDSCAPING | MowGirl Lawn Care “Beautifying Brevard Yard by Yard” Licensed • Insured • Commercial • Residential (321) 784-0072 www.mowgirl.com 3. PLUMBING | Tom Walker Plumbing Serving Brevard County for Over 30 Years Sales • Service • Installation • 24 Hour Service 102 Columbia Drive, Unit 101, Cape Canaveral 32920 321-799-0508 4. COOLING | I.C. Air LLC Air Conditioning and Refrigeration Balancing Comfort and Cost Service • Repair • Replacement 10% Senior and Military Discount 321-890-7904 5. WINDOWS & DOORS | Fountain Window & Door Licensed and Insured Certified master installer of windows and doors. 73 West Bay Drive, Cocoa Beach, FL (321) 783-0126 www.fountaingc.com

6. FINANCIAL ADVISOR | BRAD BERNKRANT Edward Jones Investments “Making Sense of Investing” 321-783-9626 • brad.bernkrant@edwardjones.com

7. CLEANING | East Coast Gleam Team Inc. Licensed • Insured • Bonded “We outSHINE the Best, MOP up the Rest” Residential • Real Estate • Construction • Commercial 321-480-5425 ivyb29@ymail.com

8. POOL | Sea Clear Pool Service “Keeping your pool clean so you don’t have to” Weekly Cleaning and Maintenance Leak Detection • Green Pool Restoration 321-505-4307 • customerservice@seaclearpoolservice.com 9. MOBILE BOAT REPAIR | Tom’s Mobile Marine Inc. In Business for Thirty Years Marine Engines • Sales and Service 4880 Cangro Street, Cocoa 32926 • 321-636-5758 10. INSURANCE | Carl Coddington Insurance “Our family protecting yours” Charles Coddington Homeowners • Flood • Auto • General • Liability O: (321) 784-5705 • charliecoddington@gmail.com

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he 2018 FIFA World Cup, hosted by Russia, was one of the best of all time. The matches were extremely exciting and an absolute pleasure to watch. That was expected. This World Cup was unusual for many reasons. The fact that England made it to the semifinals was amazing. Also, many of the usual dominant teams did not make it to the final four (think five-time winner Brazil and four for Germany) and other teams like USA and Italy failed to qualify. Quite a few games were decided by penalty kicks. This made for a nail-biting finish pitting the goalkeeper one on one versus the best strikers in the world. The goalkeeper was really put to the test and you could feel the tension through the TV.

The first World Cup was held in 1930 and has been played every four years since, excluding 1942, when it had to be canceled due to European hostility leading up to World War II. The winner of the first world cup was Uruguay besting her South American neighbor, Argentina. However, no South American team made the semifinals, and as a matter of fact, all the final four teams were from Europe, adding to the madness of this year’s World Cup! What’s it like to attend the most watched sporting event in the world?

By Margot Goodlive

I spoke with native Floridian, Will Davenport. He traveled to Russia for the semis and finals. Like a lot of Americans, Will’s love for soccer is fairly recent. When we spoke I asked him to describe what it was like to experience the World Cup live. This is what he told me:

“The World Cup is a breathtaking event. It seems to be a grander version of a World’s Fair. People from all over the world are here with passion for their team and country. Yet everyone seems to have come together to cheer for Croatia (except for the French fans). As someone who has historically been uninterested in soccer and has no ties to the nation of Croatia, I never could have imagined the passion I felt for the Croatian team. Maybe it was me rooting for the underdog but I felt a piece of my heart was ripped out with a shot off the post and conversely the ecstasy of their two amazing goals! The matches had nearly given me cardiac arrest. In short, beyond my wildest expectations. The eyes of the world were truly upon these athletes.”

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Yes they were, Will! In the end, France beat Croatia 4 -2. I’m sure Will and the fans of Croatia were heartbroken but we only need to wait four short years until the next World Cup. AUGUST 2018

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SMOOTH RUNNINGS EVENT SCHEDULE Inaugural Cape Canaveral Lighthouse Foundation Half Marathon Sunday, November 11, 2018 2018 Cocoa Beach Half Marathon Sunday, October 14, 2018

RESIDENT OF THE MONTH

MITCH VARNES Written by Sharon Lacy @lime_and_a_coconut

itch Varnes, Cocoa Beach native and ardent surfer could very easily be a top spokesperson for athletic footwear. Move over Usain Bolt (just playing, he’s amazing), Mitch Varnes has been a top proponet for people strapping on their sneakers and heading outdoors for some healthy competition running, 15 years and counting.

also mainly to “have fun.” He says of his endurance events, “We try to make running fun, because running isn’t fun. So you’ve got to make it fun.” At any one of his events, in addition to beautiful waterfront courses, enthusiasts can expect to find a variety of music, food and beer, thanks to one of their main sponsors, the Florida Beer Company.

No stranger to success, the 10 year voice veteran of NASA’s shuttle launch countdown earned some of his fame and event producing prowess during the space program’s heyday. Working in Public Affairs, Varnes traveled the country promoting the accomplishments of the program’s space elite. Though his professional trajectory kept his starched collar buttoned high, his eyes never left the coastline. His passion for surf and the great outdoors anchored him here, in Brevard county, where his prolific second chapter in life cemented him as one of Florida’s greatest advocate/producers of outdoor competitive events, to date. Thus, the launching of SmoothRunning.org, a “producer of several of the most prestigious and unique endurance events in East Central Florida.”

Mitch Varnes’ list of accomplishments are long and distinguished. He and his team bring thousands of people each year to our beautiful coastline to participate in healthy lifestyle activities such as marathons, triathlons, pro surfing, kite-boarding, volleyball, SUP & kayak fishing competitions. Smooth Runnings has also earned the esteemed title of one of the “greenest producers of running and endurance events.” Mitch boasts, “We take pride in our events for their sustainability.” He then counted off the numerous efforts made to protect our planet through planning, recycling, composting and area restoration.

Varnes & his Smooth Running team have produced over 100 massively successful events around the county. His goal, by large, is to raise awareness for our area, showcase Brevard county and our space coast, but 10

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He’s a people mover, an activist, a father, husband, surfer and out and out really great dude. We couldn’t think of anyone better to highlight in this year’s sport issue. For more on Mitch Varnes, Smooth Runnings, and events coming soon, visit www.smoothrunning.org

2019 USA Beach Running Championships Sunday, May 12th, 2019 2019 Ron Jon Cocoa Beach Triathlon Sunday, April 14, 2019 2019 Florida Marathon Weekend FEBRUARY 9 + 10, 2019 Visit SmoothRunning.org, for your race registration site.

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COCOA BEACH, FL – Surf’s up at the 33rd Annual NKF Rich Salick PRO-AM Surfing Festival featuring the Ron Jon Surf Shop Men’s Pro, taking place Labor Day Weekend, September 1st through the 3rd, at the Westgate Resorts Cocoa Beach Pier. Surfers and beach-goers alike will enjoy the festivities while raising funds to fight kidney disease. Professional and amateur surfers will hit the waves in the preliminary heats that begin on September 1st. Professional competitions include the Ron Jon Men’s Pro, Victory Casino Men’s Longboard Pro, and Gutin & Wolverton Women’s Longboard Pro. Amateur divisions include the Surfer Dudes Pollywog division where 9 year-old surfers and younger compete for a spot in the finals of this prestigious division. Surfing finals conclude the weekend on Labor Day, September 3rd. This world-class event not only features both Professional and Amateur surf events but competitive tandem surfing, a Fashion Show with Live Music and Surf Movie on the beach, a Taste of Brevard and Silent Auction, and entertainment throughout the weekend to guarantee something for everyone.

The Taste of Brevard and Silent Auction takes place on September 2nd at the Radisson at the Port in Cape Canaveral. This tropical event showcases all the wonders Brevard has to offer. Auction items include hand-painted surfboards, artwork from the Wyland Galleries, beach cruisers, surf packs, and much more. You can also enjoy samples from over 25 of Brevard’s finest restaurants. All of the proceeds go to the National Kidney Foundation of Florida to help increase awareness and prevention of kidney and urinary tract diseases, improve the health and well being of individuals and families affected by these diseases, and increase the availability of all organs for transplantation. Tickets are $35 and available on NKFsurf.com. They will be $40 at the door. With the help of over 300 volunteers and the support of the community, this year’s event is sure to make waves. The event is in honor of the co-founder and 3 time kidney recipient Rich Salick who passed away in July 2012. For more information on the NKF Pro-Am Surfing Festival call 407-894-7325 or visit us online at www. nkfsurf.com.

FRIDAY, AUGUST 31ST, 6PM - 8PM Registration Party at Keith’s Oyster Bar SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 1ST Pro/Am Preliminary Heats Begin Fashion Show, Live Music, & Surf Movies on the Beach SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 2ND Pro/Am Preliminary Heats Continue Taste of Brevard/Silent Auction at Radisson Resort at the Port MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 3RD Pro/Am Final Heats

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ENTERTAINMENT CALENDAR Twin Finnegan’s THURS: 9

Open Mike’s

Daily Happy Hour

Dave Birks 7:30pm

Mondays

4-7pm

FRI: 10

Wednesdays

Jimmy Farrell 7:30p,

“Chill Out” Acoustic Open Mic 7-10pm

Game Night 7:30pm SAT: 11

Hogan’s Sundays Open Mic 8:3011:30pm FRI: 31 Love Valley 9:30pm1am

Nolan’s Tuesdays Trivia 7pm Thursdays

“WTF Wednesday” Comedy Night (18+) 8-10pm

Jimmy Farrell 3:30pm WED: 15

Thursdays

Nolan’s Ukulele Collective 7pm

“Rockin’ Blues” BLUES JAM 7-10pm

THURS: 16 Jason Domulot 7:30pm

JJ Smith 7:30pm SAT: 18 JJ Smith 7:30pm

Cahir O’Doherty 7:30pm

Nolan’s Ukulele Collective 7pm THURS: 23 Paul Rowan 7:30pm

SAT: 4 Cahir O’Doherty 7:30pm

FRI: 24

Grills Portside

WED: 22

WED: 8

7-11pm

Alex Rodriguez 6:30-10:30pm

FRI: 24

The Spring w/ Contenders and Capsule Corp. 7pm

WED: 1

Adam S 6pm

Mike Burns 6pm

THURS: 23

TUES: 28

THURS: 2

J & Kenny 5pm

The Space Coast Big Band Dance Party 7pm

Jason Domulot 5pm

FRI: 24

Art in Motion 7-11pm

FRI: 3

Hypersona 7:30pm

FRI: 10

Coco Locos 7:30pm

SAT: 25

TBA

Jake Salter Duo 2pm

SAT: 11

Beacham THURS: 9 American Football: You Blew It 7pm

SAT: 4

SUN: 5

Allan Wood 6pm

MON: 13

SAT: 4

THURS: 2

Kore 3pm

THURS: 30

Noche Latina #2: “A Latin Dance Party” 7:30pm

Phlegmatic Dogs 9pm

WED: 8

Jason Domulot 5pm

The Bed Heads 6:30-10:30pm

Jake Salter 6pm

FRI: 31

THURS: 9

Banjoman Franklin 7:30pm

SAT: 11

Hyperduo 5pm FRI: 10

SAT: 11

Big 10-4 6pm

Sandalwood Live Performance 7:30pm

TUES: 14

Quick Change 7:30pm

WED: 1

THURS: 16

FRI: 31

Vacationer 7pm

SAT: 11

WED: 15

Sean Manvell 7-11pm

Tripp Tide 7-11pm

TUES: 14

Jason Domulot 6:30-10:30pm

Johnny Danger 2pm

THURS: 2

FRI: 17

Johnny Danger Live 6-10pm

Mojo Hand 7-11pm

Writer’s Night 7pm

FRI: 31

SAT: 18

THURS: 16

Sonic Mole Chaser 7:30pm

The Savants of Soul w/ Oranga Tanga 7pm

The Alarm 7pm

SUN: 12

FRI: 3

MON: 30

Muckfire 3pm

Brent Faiyas 7pm

WED: 15

The Mighty Scoundrels 7-11pm

The Sword 6:30pm

Honey Cutt 6pm THURS: 16 Johnny Danger 5pm

SUN: 19 TBA MON: 20

THURS: 2 Jake Salter 5-9pm FRI: 3 Ton E 12-4pm Rick Allen 5-9pm SAT: 4

TUES: 21

SAT: 18

MON: 6

Derek 2pm

Mojo Duo 6:3010:30pm

Jonathan Honeycutt MON: 6 6:30-10:30pm Adam V 5-9pm WED: 22 TUES: 7 Ale Rodriguez 6:3010:30pm John Parrot or Jake Salter 5-9pm THURS: 23 WED: 8 Gentle Giants

SUN: 19

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The Yesterday’s 7-11pm

Dub 321 7-11pm

Jim Mitchell 5-9pm

Love Valley 2-6pm

Even Odds 7:30pm

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Joey Calderaio 1-5pm

Alex Warner 1-5pm

WED: 1

SUN: 5

Panama Band 7:30pm

Jake Salter plays Rusty’s 5-9pm on Thursday, August 2 and Grill’s Portside August 8 at 6pm.

SAT: 4

SAT:18

Rusty’s

Josh Keels 6:3010:30pm

FRI: 17

Josh Whittaker 6:3010:30pm

Coconuts on the Beach

SWAAG Live 7pm

Nolan’s Ukulele Collective 7pm

TUES: 14

TUES: 28

WED: 29 Jonathan Honeycutt Sean Manvell 6:306:30-10:30pm 10:30pm WED :15 THURS: 30 Define Acoustic Gentle Giants 7-11pm 6:30-10:30pm

MON: 6

Cahir O’Doherty 8pm

SUN: 26

The Bead Heads 6:30-10:30pm

Lydia 6pm

Punk/Coustic Showcase 7pm

Radar Red 7-11pm

MON: 27

Chillakaya 2-6pm

DK the Drummer Sucré 7pm

The Bed Heads 1-5pm

SUN: 12

WED: 29

TUES: 7

SAT: 25

Sonic Mole Chasers 2-6pm

WED: 1

THURS: 9

Banjoman Franklin 7-11pm

Tripp Tide 1-5pm

Fabulous CTs 7:30pm

The Social

Cash C and Fiddlecrab 8pm

WED: 8

THURS: 9

Banjoman Franklin 7:30pm

“Wine Me Up” JAZZ JAM 7-10pm

FRI: 17

SAT: 25

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Fridays

Traditional Irish Music WED: 22 5:30pm FRI: 3

Wednesdays

Umbrella Thieves 3pm

TUES: 7 Jonathan Honeycutt 6:30-10:30pm

Splash 12-4pm Chase Harvey 5-9pm

Jim Mitchell 5-9pm

Chase Harvey 5-9pm

FRI: 17

Brad Taylor 2-6pm

THURS: 9

MON: 27

Jeff Marquis 4-8pm

WED: 22

Jake Salter 5-9pm

Adam V 5-9pm

MON: 27

FRI:10

TUES: 28

Ton E 12-4pm

Jon Parrot or Jake Salter 5-9pm

Bailey Callahan 8pm12am

Dana and Sharon 4-7pm

Rick Allen 5-9pm SAT: 11 Splash 12-4pm Chase Harvey 5-9pm MON: 13 Adam V 5-9pm TUES: 14 Jon Parrot or Jake Salter 5-9pm

FRI: 31

FRI: 24 Napoleon Complex 6-10pm

WED: 29

Jeff Marquis 4-8pm

Jim Mitchell 5-9pm THURS: 30

Westgate CB Pier: Patrick Smith 1-4pm Keith’s Oyster Bar

Jake Salter 5-9pm

WED: 1

The James Brocato Band 6-10pm

FRI: 31

Musikology 4-7pm

SUN: 26

Ton E 12-4pm

FRI: 3

Fes Up 2-6pm

Rick Allen 5-9pm

Kings County 6-10pm WED: 29

Sandbar

SAT: 25

SAT: 4

Brad Taylor 4-7pm

WED: 15

Mondays

Jeff Marquis 1-4pm

FRI: 31

Jim Mitchell 5-9pm

Alex Rodriguez 8pm12am

Changes 6-10pm

Trip Tide 6-10pm

SUN: 5

Westgate CB Pier: Rikki Tikki Tavern

THURS: 16 Jake Salter 5-9pm FRI: 17 Ton E 12-4pm Rick Allen 5-9pm SAT: 18 Splash 12-4pm

Tuesdays DJ Goldfinga 9pm

Dana and Sharon 2-6pm

Wednesdays

WED: 8

Jam Band 9pm-1am

The Sean Holcomb Duo 4-7pm

Thursdays Teddy V 4-8pm

Big Daddy Karaoke Chase Harvey 5-9pm 8pm-12am MON: 20 Adam V 5-9pm TUES: 21

Sundays DJ Cerino & Special Guest 9pm-1am FRI:3

John Parrot or Jake Salter 5-9pm

Jeff Marquis 4-8pm

WED: 22

Natty’s Common Roots 9pm-1am

Jim Mitchell 5-9pm THURS: 23 Jake Salter 5-9pm

SAT: 4 Absolute Blue 4-8pm

FRI: 24

Jeff Stanton Trio 4-8pm

Ton E 12-4pm

SUN: 5

Rick Allen 5-9pm

Spanks 4-8pm

SAT: 25

MON: 13

Splash 12-4pm

Bailey Callahan 8pm12am

FRI: 10 Absolute Blue 6-10pm SAT: 11 Patrick Smith 1-4pm Absolute Blue 6-10pm

THURS: 2 Teddy Henderson 4-7pm SAT: 4 Brad Taylor 1-4pm THURS: 9 Teddy Henderson 4-7pm

Kris Brocato 1-4pm THURS: 16

Dana and Sharon 2-6pm

Jeff Maquis 4-7pm

The Jeremy Hagen Duo 4-7pm

SAT: 18 John Nugent 1-4pm THURS: 23

FRI:17

Teddy Henderson

Bro Code 6-10pm

SAT: 25

SAT: 18

Kris Brocato 1-4pm

Scotty Jordan 1-4pm

THURS: 30

Rocktown 6-10pm

Brad Taylor 4-7pm

SUN: 19

Bailey Callahan plays The Sandbar Monday, August 13 and 27 from 8pm to 12am.

SAT: 11

SUN: 12

WED: 15

Jason Domulot plays several dates this month: Wednesday, August 1 at Coconuts, Thursday, August 2 and 30 at Grills Portside, and Thursday, August 16 at Nolan’s.

Absolute Blue plays The Sandbar Saturday, August 4 from 4-8pm and The Cocoa Beach Pier on Saturday, August 11 from 6-10pm.

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ance O’Brien of Kulcha Shok Muzik is one of the most well-known and respected reggae DJs and promoters in the state of Florida. Under Kulcha Shok, he produces, promotes, and DJs countless reggae events throughout Florida each year (like his uber-popular Reggae Sundays at Wynwood Yard in Miami) and launches the careers of other reggae artists by leveraging his wellestablished platform. Known mostly by his DJ name Lance-O, this music industry powerhouse is also a life-long surfer who promotes the positive surf lifestyle within his Kulcha Shok productions.

Lance O’Brien Written by Cocoa Beach Reggae @cocoabeachreggae on IG

Fall Classic, and Cocoa Beach’s Easter ProAm, announcing the Salty Sweet contest is what Lance-O looks forward to the most: “It’s such a good contest…super fun and everyone is great, from the surfers to the staff and spectators. They are very loving.” Perhaps the fact the Salty Sweet Pro-Am takes place in Cocoa Beach is part of its appeal for Lance-O, who says:

“To me, Cocoa Beach is the epicenter of East Coast Surfing. There’s always a wave to surf if your standards aren’t too high. The talent, the shapers, the museum and the events in that area just breathe surfing.”

Part of Lance-O’s involvement in the surf industry includes announcing at surf contests, something he has enjoyed doing since 1998. With a crisp, commanding voice honed from years as a radio DJ and a deep knowledge of surfing, Lance-O fills this role wonderfully. That’s why the Salty Sweet ProAm Contest in Cocoa Beach sought him out to announce their first event in 2014 and every year since; he has become a fixture at this popular annual contest. Though Lance-O has been involved with many large surf events such as the East Coast Surfing Championships, the Jupiter 14

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Being involved with Space Coast surf events often gives Lance-O the opportunity to do something he truly loves: combining music with surfing. You’ll often see Lance-O DJing surf contest after-parties, bringing his extensive knowledge of reggae music to the surf massive. To Lance-O, it’s about having fun and sharing the stoke. To that end, he tries to mix the surfer reggae-rock vibe with the original Jamaican reggae sound. He says, “We just keep it positive & strictly good vibes with feel good music. It’s all about the vibe. Once the vibe is there, nothing else matters.”

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Big thanks and much respect to Lance-O for all he does for both the surf and reggae communities in Brevard County!

Kulcha Shok is organizing the Ocean Love & Muzik Fest for Saturday, February 9th, 2019 (three days after Bob Marley’s birthday). The event focuses on the love, appreciation and respect that Lance-O and Kulcha Shok have for the ocean. There will be non-profit organizations there that protect, enrich & honor the ocean as well as ocean activities like surfing, paddeboarding, skimboarding, and ocean-minded musicians on the beach in Deerfield Beach, FL.

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BARTENDER OF THE MONTH YOU’RE ORIGINALLY FROM NEW YORK. WHAT LED YOU TO FLORIDA?

“I originally thought about moving to Florida because this is where my mom planned on retiring. I wanted to be close to her so I figured why not move now and get a head start. Plus, coming from upstate N.Y., the endless summer sounded pretty good!”

WHAT IS YOUR DRINK OF CHOICE?

“Coffee.”

MOST OVERRATED OR UNDERRATED DRINK?

Q & A INTERVIEW WITH PROFESSIONAL BARTENDER SHANNON BREARLEY OF TIME OUT SPORTS BAR

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“As far as most overrated drink, I would have to pick the Amaretto Sour. It’s just a little too much sugar. Most underrated would have to be the classic drink, the Old-Fashioned. A simple drink with great flavors that’s commonly overlooked.”

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WHICH OPENING/CLOSING DUTIES DO YOU LIKE THE LEAST?

TELL US A QUICK HORROR STORY ABOUT A BARTENDING MISTAKE YOU MADE.

“I’m not a big fan of squeegeeing off the patio.”

“Time Out has a Bloody Mary bar which is breakfast on top of your bloody mary which make them a little top heavy. I had a big group outside that all ordered Bloody’s. I loaded up a tray of them and headed outside while someone was coming inside. We avoided running into each other but unfortunately I couldn’t save the drinks. Needless to say, I don’t use trays for those Bloody Mary’s now.”

WHAT IS NO.1 ON YOUR BUCKET LIST?

“I’ve always wanted to interact with big cats.” FAVORITE PERKS OF BEING A BARTENDER?

“Getting paid to talk to people.”

WHAT’S ONE BAR RULE OR LAW THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE CHANGED?

“Smoking should be allowed outside only.”

WHERE DO YOU LIKE TO SPEND YOUR TIME ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BAR?

“I’m not much of a drinker myself but I do love food, and my favorite place to go is Sonny’s BBQ.”

PARTING WORDS OF WISDOM?

“Be good or be good at it.”

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MERAH PUTIH / TELKOM-4

FALCON 9 V1.2

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AUG 18 BREWERY COMEDY TOUR - CAPE CANAVERAL

PARKER SOLAR PROBE

DELTA IV HEAVY

AUG 11 STEEL PULSE - INDIALANTIC by Deuterman Productions

Roots reggae. General Admission $20 + $4.31 Fee VIP Tickets $40 + $7.37 Fee Purchase of VIP ticket includes wristband which permits OPEN BAR 5-7pm, access to VIP bar area and private bathrooms with A/C. Must be 21 to purchase.

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Aug 4: SpaceX Falcon 9 Launch Cape Canaveral spacecoastlaunches.com Aug 3 – Sept 9: Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Melbourne Civic Theatre, Downtown Melbourne 321-723-6935, myMCT.org

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Aug 6: Delta 4 Space Launch Cape Canaveral spacecoastlaunches.com Aug 11: Music of the Night, Space Coast Symphony Scott Center Auditorium at Holy Trinity, Suntree 855-252-7276, SpaceCoastSymphony. org Aug 11: Tru Phonic’s 4th Original Music Party Florida Beer Company www.allevents.in Aug 11-12: Bonsai Weekend Brevard Zoo, Melbourne 321-254-WILD, BrevardZoo.org

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LOCATION 200 Imperial Blvd Cape Canaveral, FL 32920 EventBright.com for tickets

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LOCATION Indialantic Beach - James H. Nance Park 201 North Miramar Avenue Indialantic, FL 32903 EventBright.com for tickets

Thru Aug 5: The Groom Has Cold Feet Surfside Players, Cocoa Beach 321-783-3127, SurfsidePlayers.com

DATE AND TIME Sat, August 18, 2018 8:00 PM

FALCON 9 V1.2

DATE AND TIME Sat, August 11, 2018 5:00 PM – 10:30 PM EST

3rd Friday each month: Movie in the Park Riverfront Park in Cocoa Village 321-639-3500, CocoaFL.org

At the Florida Beer Company More than a dozen New York and L.A. stand-ups are currently on the road, sampling the local fare, local brews and providing the finest and funniest in comedy entertainment. Admission $10

Aug 12: The “Cortet” Quartet Space Coast Jazz Society Rockledge Country Club 321-453-4191, BrevardJazzSociety.com

Aug 18: Classic Albums Live: The Beatles – White Album King Center, Melbourne 321-242-2219, KingCenter.com

Aug 17: Cocoa Beach Main Street End of Summer Bash Downtown Cocoa Beach 321-613-0072, MainStreetCocoaBeach.com Aug 17-19: Hot Pink Encore: The Music of Queen Cocoa Village Playhouse 321-636-5050, CocoaVillagePlayhouse. com Aug 17 - Sept 9: Newsies, The Musical Titusville Playhouse, 321-268-1125, TitusvillePlayhouse.com

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Aug 19: SpaceX Falcon 9 Launch Cape Canaveral spacecoastlaunches.com Aug 25: Movie: Wayne’s World Cocoa Village Playhouse 321-636-5050, CocoaVillagePlayhouse.com Aug 31- Sept 3: 33rd Annual NFK Rich Salick Pro/Am Serf Festival, Cocoa Beach, Westgate CB Pier NFKsurf.com, 321-636-5050, CocoaVillagePlayhouse.com

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SMOOTH SAILING PADDLERS BRING HAWAIIAN FLAIR TO JETTY PARK Words and Photos by Jamie Mackenzie

hen Scott Roche founded the Central Florida Canoe Club four years ago, he dreamt of the day he would host an Ocean Regatta for paddlers across the state. That dream became reality on July 14th, 2018 when paddlers from Jacksonville, Clearwater, Miami, and other Florida Canoe Clubs gathered at Jetty Park in Cape Canaveral. Light winds and glassy seas provided perfect conditions for the ½ mile race, which was modeled after the annual Walter J. McFarlane Memorial Canoe Regatta at Waikiki Beach. Seventy paddlers took turns propelling three 6-person Outrigger Canoes called “OC6”s, which were all weighted equally at 400lbs, and raced ¼ mile out to a buoy and back to the starting flag. After an incredible showing during the battle for the win, the Cocoa Beach Women’s Team took first place in their heat. Congratulations are also in order to the Clearwater paddlers, who won both the Men’s and Mixed divisions. With such a great turnout, this was a successful dress rehearsal for the Luau on the beach and races scheduled for May 2019 in Port Canaveral. Scott was driven to start the 9th Canoe Club in the State of Florida after commuting from Cocoa Beach to Clearwater regularly to paddle with friends. The Clearwater Club agreed to sell him one of their OC6s, and the Lokahi

Outrigger Cocoa Beach Club was born. Currently 22 members strong, the club always welcomes new paddlers to the group. Although no special training is required, it is important to be a good swimmer with strong endurance. “Even very fit people are gassed the first time they paddle.” Scott said. Members meet every Sunday and some Wednesday evenings for fellowship and fitness, and there are also opportunities to travel to events around the state and country for additional races of varying distances and challenges. For example, the club is considering tackling the ChattaJack 31, a 31 mile Paddle Board/Kayak race through the Tennessee River Gorge scheduled October 27, 2018. Are you up for that? If not, there are many shorter paddles and even a kids program for younger enthusiasts!

Cocoa Beach Women’s Team, pictured front to back: Marlen Zuniga-Dool, Melissa Langford, Jessica Bruso, SUP World Record Holder Seychelle Hattingh, Ozzie Stewart, Jennifer Peters

Clearwater Men’s Team, pictured left to right: Lex Raas, JP Altherholt, Chris Moylan, Jean Rasa, Bob Mercado, Gary Wise

So if you’re looking for something new and exciting to add to your exercise routine, or you just have a love of the ocean and want to meet new people while doing something fun, contact Scott Roche with the Central Florida Canoe Club through their Facebook Group and begin a new adventure today!

Scott and the Central Florida Canoe Club would like to give special thanks to the City of Cape Canaveral for allowing this family-friendly event, and to their sponsors, Rusty’s and FishLips Waterfront Bar & Grill. Mahalo!

Scott Roche, Founder of Central Florida Canoe Club AUGUST 2018

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JJ TURK: POWERBOAT RACING By Thomas Carrigan

urk, along with his wife and son, has been the owner/ operator of the La Quinta Hotel in Cocoa Beach for over 25 years. But this Ocean Beach, California transplant has quietly carved out a reputation as a tenacious driver in the offshore powerboat racing world, and it all started out with a chance encounter in 2012 when powerboat racing Team Perdition checked into his hotel.

annual convention in 2014, Turk had another chance encounter, this time with Travis Lofland, an experienced throttleman for the Instigator race team and TV star known for his role on the hit show The Deadliest Catch. The introduction turned into talks of a future partnership. “I asked him, if I started a team, would he like to race with me?”

It was then that Turk met Team Perdition’s owner, Brian Williamson. As someone who grew up racing cars, Turk was intrigued by powerboat racing and offered to sponsor the team.

Lofland accepted the offer and Turk formed the No Vacancy Offshore Racing team, Cocoa Beach’s first and still only offshore race team. By May, Turk and Lofland were ready to compete in the Thunder on Cocoa Beach offshore race.

Perdition agreed, and what followed was a blossoming relationship between Turk and Williamson. “They offered me a huge sponsor sticker and invited me to… hang out with them in the pits. I followed them throughout the year and got a call before the 2012 season finale World Championships in Key West and was asked if I would like to drive the boat.” Turk pounced at the opportunity and raced with Team Perdition through 2013. While in Hawaii for a hotel owner’s

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For all of the peaks that Turk has experienced, it wasn’t without some valleys too. In June 2017, at the Sarasota Powerboat Grand Prix, Turk was racing a new boat with 15-time world champion Johnny Stanch. Turk and Stanch led the first four laps from the start when disaster struck. Turk hit a high wave and rolled the boat.

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“The boat rolled over, I smashed my helmet on the window and Johnny flew over me. I saw the helmet pop up with no body connected to it. I literally froze in fear. It was one of the scariest moments of my life, thinking that I killed someone. Mark Austin, who was in the safety crew and part of the CB Fire Department was the first guy who came to my rescue. Stanch was thankfully OK.” Turk spent three days in the hospital with a broken leg and a vicious infection, but vowed to keep pressing on. Incredibly, only five months later, Turk was back behind the wheel of the Team Perdition boat. Turk and Williamson raced in the 2017 Englewood Beach Waterfest OPA World Championships. Only18 weeks

after breaking his leg, Turk emerged victorious as a world champion. “To be able to come off crutches and win a world championship was one of the biggest moments of my life,” Turk said. Turk was victorious yet again in the 2018 Sarasota Grand Prix and says he has some wonderful friends to thank for his success, from Will Smith of Phantom race boats to Bruce Baker from Express racing engines and Nick Stipanovich. “But more importantly, none of this would have been possible without my family and all of the sponsors that Cocoa Beach has provided me. I couldn’t have done it without them.”

SPORTS GUIDE Unplug & Move Your Body There’s a large demographic of beachside residents who maintain a very active lifestyle. It’s the norm to see people surfing, biking, running, and boarding around town. We have football, basketball, softball, and baseball teams for kids and adults, alike. We even have some semi-pro teams like the Brevard County Manatees and the Orlando City B soccer team. All of the most popular sports are covered, but there may be a couple fitness activities available that you weren’t aware of. Listed below are various places to go and move your body in a brand new way— get out there! Stay active, fam.

The Space Coast Hiking Meetup Group Length: 1,300-miles floridatrail.org Enchanted Forest Sanctuary Location: Titusville Length: 2.5 miles floridahikes.com

LACROSSE One of America’s oldest traditional sports can be played right in Brevard. Get ready to run! Vipers Lacrosse Club, ages 5-15 Register and learn more at vieralacrosseclub.com Space Coast Elite Lacrosse, high school boys and girls Learn more at vieralacrosseandsport.com Brevard Men’s Lacrosse League, men 18 and over Register and learn more at vieralacrosseclub.com

AERIAL ADVENTURES

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Ready for a sky-high experience that’s going to test every muscle in your body? Try an aerial adventure course! We have a couple to choose from:

Try a variety of yoga and pilates exercises while suspended from the ceiling in fabric slings. Bend your body in a safe and brand new way.

Cocoa Beach Aerial Adventures

Fly Gym Aerial Fitness at Dance Brevard

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(321) 544-9322 400 S Sykes Creek Pkwy in Merritt Island dancebrevardfl.com

Treetop Trek at Brevard County Zoo

HIKE THE FLORIDA NATIONAL SCENIC TRAILS

(321) 254-9453 x2538225 North Wickham Road in Melbourne treetoptrek.com

Discover the rich biodiversity of Florida’s landscape. What better way to see it all than by foot? Join the Florida Trail Association- Indian River Chapter.

KICKBALL You never have to stop playing this schoolyard favorite! Join on your own or bring a whole team. You know you miss the sound of that big rubber ball splatting against your foot! Brevard County Parks and Recreation - Central and South Area Leagues: Central- Kiwanis Island Park (321) 455-1380 951 Kiwanis Island Park Drive in Merritt Island brevardcounty.us/ ParksRecreation/Central South- Max K. Rodes Park (321) 952-3215 3410 Flanagan Avenue in West Melbourne brevardcounty.us/ ParksRecreation/South

ROCK CLIMBING There isn’t much rock suitable for climbing on the Space Coast, but at least you can climb inside in the air conditioning! On The Edge Rock Climbing (321) 724-8775 200 West Drive in Melbourne ontheedgerockclimbing.com Adventure HQ (321) 775-9782 5270 N US Hwy 1 Adventurehqfl.com

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GET FIT TIPS Suzanne Elliott MA, Ed.

Walking BeneFITs! The word is out! Walking is in! You can do it inside or outside or standing in one place! I have used the delighted Steven Wright’s take on walking, when we enjoyed him at the King Center, to enlighten and inspire clients and students to keep on walking! “Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time” ~Steven Wright Seriously, according to FITness experts, the gentle art of walking can confer an array of health beneFITs. In fact, by briskly walking a 15 minute mile (that’s 4 miles an hour, or 140 steps per minute) you can burn nearly as many calories as the best jogger on the same course and with little risk of wrenched back or hip, knee and ankle strain. When Hippocrates said, “walking is man’s best medicine” he didn’t realize that thousands of years later, new beneFITs of walking would be discovered daily. You can earn a wealth of health beneFITs because walking: • • • • • • • • • • • • •

Lowers blood pressure Reduces levels of bad cholesterol Reduces heart attack risk Enhances stamina and energy Lessons anxiety and tension Improves muscle tone Reduces appetite Raises metabolism Increases aerobic capacity Slows down osteoporosis bone loss Helps in reduction and maintenance of weight Increases flexibility Improves overall fitness level

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porate home equipment into their fitness regimen. Suzanne has been involved in fitness and Team Training since 1972. Suzanne is a Walking Coach, Personal Trainer, Disney Marathon Finisher and Master Yoga Teacher. Suzanne and her husband live in Cape Canaveral, are involved in their city, sponsor Keep Brevard Beautiful Beach Yoga, Walks and Clean-ups, and together, own H.O.T. YOGA on the Island, Healing. Original. Therapeutic. YOGA, established 2006.

RECIPES Jennifer Lynn Cleveland

ith the extreme Summer heat and increase in outdoors activities, it’s essential to replenish the water we’re losing and ensure we’re receiving the proper nutrition to help our bodies recover. Here are a couple of ways to make certain you and your little groms are staying healthy, happy and hydrated!

Drink your Veggies! Green smoothies guarantee everyone’s getting their daily nutrients first thing, so you can breath easy and always stay prepared for wherever your adventures take you.

Eat your Water. Hydration plays a vital role in your nutrition. The recommended two liters a day can be a challenge, but you can also get a lot of your daily intake from water-rich fruits and veggies!

“IRIE” GREEN SMOOTHIE BOWL

Keep it stress free with reusable meal prep containers for simple school/work lunches and pre/post work out snacks.

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Prepare and pack quick hydrating snack combos like celery, carrots, oranges and grapes for a boost of vitamins and water!

Highly Hydrating Salads: -Lettuce -Tomatoes -Cucumbers This three-ingredient salad has 96% water content! Add radishes for extra flavor and top with fresh lemon.

8-10 ounces filtered or coconut water

¼ avocado

1-cup banana, papaya or mango 1-cup spinach or your favorite ¼ cup cucumber

Blend ingredients together. Serve in a bowl or your favorite glass “to go” and top with hemp and chia seeds (IG pic with the #iriebowl_beachside so we can see your beautiful creations optional;). Double this recipe to makes two servings. Keep it stress free by prepping smoothie ingredients in reusable sandwich bags and freezing or simply pre-make smoothies and store in airtight containers in the fridge for up to two days!

-Watermelon -Strawberry -Cantaloupe Another three-ingredient salad with a 96% water content! Add pineapple for extra flavor and top with raw coconut. AUGUST 2018

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Horoscopes

TAURUS: You might surprise a few people with your words and actions, which could seem out of character for you, Taurus. There is a streak of the oddball inside you that wants to have its day in the spotlight. Let that part of you shine through. Let your freak flag fly and express yo-self. GEMINI: You could feel like a giant wrecking ball and taking out everyone in your path. Perhaps you’re upset about a new development in your town or maybe you’re simply in need of a sponsored shopping trip to the mall. Go nuts and show everyone your crazy eyes. A well-orchestrated tantrum should get the desired results. CANCER: Keep pen and paper close by, Cancer, and have the county commissioner’s number on hand. You’re apt to come up with some original ideas that could be revolutionary. You posses the power to make cunning observations about how things work. Ed Martinez enjoys candid insight on how the city could run better, give him a holler. LEO: You may have endless ideas streaming through your head but little patience to see any of them through to the end, Leo. Perhaps you’re so busy jumping from one thought to the next you don’t take any of them far enough to know whether or not they’re worth pursuing. Give your overactive brain a rest and go do some yoga. VIRGO: It’s OK to voice your opinion, Virgo. You pride yourself on being the solid one who always has an answer and you look upon others wondering how they make it through life. It’s important to tell everyone you’ve got it handled and they can always come to you for answers. Send a power-

point presentation on your gifted talents to everyone in your network. LIBRA: You may feel a strong need to express your individuality, Libra. This month is your month to shine! Don’t blend into the herd, unseen as you walk down the street. Find a place or group that lets you be yourself and not worry about what other people think about your style. You’re a strange bird and that’s inspiring. Don’t squelch it. SCORPIO: You’re a badass and you know it, Scorpio. You’re a majestic creature of enterprise and intrigue. Feel free to go your own way. Don’t let anyone tell you how to run your life. Whether your path you leads you to victory or the doorway to Hades, do what you want. #YOLO SAGITTARIUS: There are a few emotional surprises coming your way, Sagittarius. You might act a certain way under normal circumstances, but this month you’re likely to go ham. There’s smoke on the water and you know how the saying goes “where there’s smoke…” Don’t bother questioning your emotions. Impulsiveness has it’s advantages. CAPRICORN: You’re apt to need emotional freedom this month, Capricorn. Book that trip to Mexico, sage your office and apply for a kitchen pass. Ditch all the drama coming your way and go make some memories. AQUARIUS: Take inventory of your habits and behaviors, Aquarius. You’re a sniper’s dream. You need to break free from repetition and create new paths that allow for other opportunities to come along. You’re wasting time beating that dead horse. Start second guessing yourself and pick another way. PISCES: Are obligations weighing you down, Pisces? Can’t keep up with your Instagram feed. You could get frustrated by this extra weight. Lock yourself in the bathroom at treat yo-self to some uninterrupted me-time. Life can wait, your followers need to hear from you.

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ARIES: You may end up scaring people with your dramatic outbursts, Aries. The smallest things set you off and your erratic behavior is questionable. The root of these issues probably has to do with a need to be loved, and you feel like others don’t give you the attention you think you deserve. Perhaps you need to practice a little selflove? Ten minutes a day should do you right.

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Dear Juliet, I’m a girl who likes to keep my options open, and all my eggs from landing in one basket. I have a few suitors who like to take me out on fine dining experiences. I canʼt resist a free meal at a posh place, so my question is, how do I juggle all those dinner suitors? Sincerely, Princess Buttercup Cocoa Beach, FL

Dear Contessa, The proper answer would be: no woman should depend on a man for a meal. Any meal. Even if it’s at some swanky haute cuisine that serves a clever amuse bouche to arouse the palate. Be that as it may, a lady must eat! Therefore I would advise you to proceed with prudence. A refined date is far and few between, particularly one who can discern the difference between a paté and a delicate foie gras. My first and only bit of advice is such: never, ever be spotted with a different suitor at the same establishment. In fact, it’s best to keep your beauregards to different zip codes and play it safe. Heaven forbid your sexy French server smile coyly at you and casually say, “Mon dieu! Miss Juliet, you and your very handsome date were here earlier this week, no?! Shall I order you your usual?” A cautionary tale we can all learn from. Safe travels, my friend and bon appétit!

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Juliet, given the realities of life as we know it, how often would you say a couple should have sex? Mr. Frustrated on the Couch

Dear Discouraged, The obvious response is three times a day, six days a week. However, in the interest of preventing the misery of ardent advances rebuffed, I will enlighten you on those who’ve yet to liberate their lusty levees. In short, your overall success may all depend upon your lady’s mood. Arousal, for many women, starts somewhere in the six

inches between her ears. While your six may already be swelling with notions of amour, she might require a bit more finessing. Nobody wishes to feel like a piece of meat (in case you do, please DM me directly). Your queen wants to feel sexy and desired. If extra attention is what she needs, perhaps dinner, wine and a handbag or two will be sure to flip her switch on. Dear Juliet, My boyfriend’s mother is bat shit crazy. She manipulates my man and makes digs at me every chance she gets. I also work for her, where she treats me like two-day-old trash. How do I handle this wild woman? Susan, Indian Harbor Beach

Oh honey, I’ve dealt with my fair share of mama’s boys. My first tidbit of advice is to handle this hand that rocks the big boy cradle with the utmost politeness and class. Evil such as this lives for a reaction. I would also suggest you firmly educate your man as to why this type of abuse cannot be tolerated. If he chooses to disregard this warning, DO NOT ENGAGE FURTHER. Grab his best hoodie and hightail it out of there. Otherwise plan on looking forward to a life time of misery and homicidal calculations to keep you warm at night. Working with a lover’s crazed relatives is not the place for you. Go find yourself an orphan who will make you the one and only queen of his castle. Dear Jules, How do you feel about what your partner does for a living?

My mother always told me; don’t date a trucker or a musician. While we’re on the subject, steer clear of mouth-breathers and mama’s boys as well. Naturally, I don’t follow any of these rules. Taste the rainbow! Stay wild, my friend.

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