Clemson - Issue 5 - 10/15/2014 by The Black Sheep

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Alumni, the High Schoolers of College Dan Collins wrote this

With homecoming quickly approaching, you may find yourself excited for alumni to return to Clemson. Well, you shouldn’t be. It is important to remember that these alumni aren’t the same people they once were. Once you look past their seemingly mature appearance, you’ll realize that life after graduation has changed them to the point where they now more closely resemble high school students than Clemson students. Here’s how:

Their Lives Are Horrible: Whether we’re talking post-grads with entry-level jobs, or unemployed post-grads calling their parents “roommates,” everyone knows that life outside of college is a giant shit sandwich. Anyone who visits is undoubtedly trying to make the most of the one weekend of the year where they have anything to live for. Much like the insufferable high schooler who thinks their Delaware state championship ring means something, these alumni have no interest in anything besides reliving their glory days and reminding you of what a legend they were back in the day.

They Can’t Drink: The real world is no place for someone with a college-level alcohol dependency to survive in. Sure, they think they can still drink, but any tolerance they once had left them when they started drinking a single glass of wine at dinner in order to reduce their risk of heart disease and calling it a night at nine o’clock. They may still go out once a week if they aren’t too tuckered out from work, but that’s no competition for

the college lifestyle where 3 nights at the bars a week is considered tame.

They’re Going to Get Sloppy and Embarrass Themselves: Having a terrible life in addition to a low alcohol tolerance is a recipe for disaster. Combine that with desperation for a great weekend and overconfidence in their ability to drink and you’ve got an unheard of quadruple threat. This could come to fruition as vomit all over the couch, waking up on the roof, or a horrific injury.

They Think Your House Is Garbage: Whether they’re living with their parents or in an apartment fit for a real adult, they are disgusted by your living conditions. While they probably won’t say anything outright about your coffee table that is just plywood held up by two kegs or your spatula/fly swatter, they think you are disgusting. It may be hard to blame them because, face it, your apartment is pretty terrible, but the fact that it bothers them is what’s truly disgusting.

They Think They’re Better Than You: While everyone in the world is openly jealous of college students, behind closed doors those same people are also condescending to the college population that struggles to wake up before 11a.m. and still complains about the 2-3 hours a day they

spend in class. And while that’s a pretty indefensible argument, how dare they? It’s hard to skip less than the allotted days of class you are designated by the syllabus. You can only have “family emergencies” so many times a semester before you have to come up with a complicated story about

Grandpa crapping the bed. So, next time you see an alumnus who thinks they are better than you just because they have a college degree and you aren’t on track to graduate until Hillary Clinton’s second term, just remind them

that they’re just a glorified high school student and a visitor in your domain. Remember, it took Tommy Boy seven years to graduate college and he only went to crappy Marquette, so your situation is totally justifiable. Don’t let the alumni bring you down, they have nothing on you.

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THE EVOLUTION OF YOUR HALLOWEEN COSTUME IN 10 SIMPLE STEPS

TOP 10: CAMPUS JOBS THAT SHOULD ACTUALLY EXIST

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LIFE SKILLZ The fantasy football craze is more popular than ever. Considering its quick move from official NFL fantasy leagues to unofficial college leagues, it was only a matter of time before it moved to local leagues and finally to local flag football leagues. So you can stay ahead of the curve, here’s some strategy for drafting your next fantasy flag football team. First things first, FFF (fantasy flag football), is all about production over friendship. League organizers claim it’s about competition with friends, and it is, in the sense that destroying those friends and making them cry is just “friendly competition.” So, don’t draft your friend that tries really hard but doesn’t get results. You can like him every other day, just not on draft day.

Flag Football

Drafting Strategies Austin Cope wrote this

The quarterback position accounts for nearly all of the production in FFF. Flag football is a passing league after all, so draft them early and often. Even if you can’t play them all, drafting three elite QBs just leaves less opportunity for your opponents. The ones you are really aiming for are the ones wearing sleeveless shirts and bandanas to keep their hair out of their eyes; they don’t mess around with distractions. These guys want to throw it deep on every play and run up the score, racking up plenty of yards and TDs that convert to major FFF pointage. Next up: locating your wide receiver; hey those bandanawearing dudes gotta throw it to someone. Look out for anyone who is infamous for annoyingly screaming about how open he is every single play, a habit preferably coupled with vigorous hand-waving action. That guy always gets plenty of looks, if only so he’ll shut the hell up. He may not be very good and he may drop the ball a lot, but drops don’t count against you in most leagues and he’s probably got a great end zone dance. The Mashed Potato is a lost art as far as we’re concerned and you’d better believe the FFF finds value in it as well. Pick these types up in the next round or two. Once you’ve secured bandana and the banshee, you should be looking for a running back. Make sure you pick a guy who can

catch the ball, because running backs don’t really exist in flag football, so he’ll really just be catching slants and quick hitches; still, it’s a good idea to draft guys who hustle after the catch. Usually your smaller guys are better here because they’re shifty and it’s harder to reach down for their flags. Last on your offensive lineup are the tight ends. Tight ends don’t exist in flag football, because, as mentioned before, everyone is really just a receiver. Don’t be fooled into taking someone that labels himself a tight end. It’s probably a euphemism or a horrible nickname. Offense may get you more total production, but defense is an important facet of FFF as well. This time things are a little more diverse. Your best bet is the guy with inhumanly long arms that isn’t shy about accidently groping someone when reaching for a flag. Sometimes he takes a guys pants with him, but it’s worth it. Another good pick-up is your typical ball-hawk interceptor type. He runs around whilst completely ignoring who he’s actually supposed to cover and just flies to the football. In realty, he allows a lot of big play when he blows coverage, a lot, but when it comes to numbers, his occasional interceptions give him some significant value. Pick him up in the later rounds. The third major defensive player you can draft is the pass rusher. Recruiting for this position can get tricky in flag football, because pass rushing techniques are always a little awkward, as the pass rusher has to stand still for three seconds and count to himself before he is allowed to rush. As a result these players do not make a lot of tackles or sacks, but are vital to a team’s victory. Still, nobody wants a guy who is incredibly important to the success of a team, but doesn’t get numbers. You now have all the knowledge you need for your next FFF draft. It may not look like much, but flag football isn’t a very complicated sport. In fact, it isn’t even a real sport. So, good luck and remember to shame your closest friends and mentally thank us when you beat them.

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The Evolution of Your Halloween Costume in 10 Simple Steps Courtney Paul wrote this

Halloween is a special celebration and here in Clemson, we ladies like to celebrate by adding unnecessary stress to our already-stressful lives in the form of excessive costumes. While every costume is different, the process of finalizing that costume is one in the same. Here, we reveal that process.

NO STRESS, NO STRESS, NO STRESS: The moment your mind

first settles on Halloween in all its glory you still have about three page flips in your agenda until the actual date. Your pretty little mind doesn’t quite comprehend that Halloween is a weeklong bender that you’ll need to plan at least three different outfits for three different events with three different groups of people.

THE GROUP CHAT:

Your annoyingly Type A friend will begin the group chat in which everyone will share her wildly impractical group costume ideas. Every single one will be turned

down for a variety of reasons: too expensive, too complicated, too unoriginal, so original that no one will understand it, etc. You’ll share about 149 texts, but don’t be fooled: you still have zero plans.

INTERNAL STRIFE: You come to notice that that girl you invited into your costume group chat out of the goodness of your hearts— who you really don’t even like that much anyway—hasn’t responded to your TY Beanie Baby costume idea, which obviously everyone adores. A little digging uncovers that the mutinous betch has joined another costume group; they’re being crayons. Whatever, Beanie Babies > crayons. TRIMMING THE FAT: The group

chat is dead. Out of the 10 girls who were just days ago so into your TY Beanie Babies idea, only 5 remain. It’s fine, though. A smaller group will be easier to Instagram. And crayons are stupid.

PANIC: You’ve been slaving over your classes and that sorority philanthropy event and the fraternity you know will make you sweetheart if you just bake them one more batch of bacon maple cupcakes when you suddenly realize that Halloweekend is a mere three days away. You have to make your TY Beanie Babies costume ASAP Rocky and a trip to the Anderson Michaels might as well be considered a daycation, considering the time it requires. You’re so screwed.

the process. Cease panic… for now.

CONFIRM PANIC: You

IT’S NOT TOTALLY COOL:

text the new group chat– crayons be damned– to see how the other girls are coming along with their costumes. They all share their totally legitimate excuse as to why they haven’t even begun to think of their costume construction. You’re all on the same page, at least. You plan a costume-making party for the following evening, and one of the girls promises to bring a bottle of wine to spice up

THE “COSTUME-MAKING PARTY”: You show up 30 minutes

late to the party only to discover that the first bottle of wine has already been destroyed, and your friends are well on their way to destruction themselves. No scissors, no construction paper, no costume-making. Just wine. Oh well, you needed a girls’ night anyway, and you have time to make the costume tomorrow. The day before. It’s totally cool.

The crayons have already Instagrammed their costumes and they are immaculate. They’ll look even better when they’re on. And there’s glitter. You wonder if they even make glitter crayons. You vow to skip your classes and convince your costume pals to do the same. It’s for the Beanie Babies. Do it for the Beanie Babies.

THE INEVITABLE DISCOVERY:

You aren’t crafty. Your friends aren’t crafty. Your Beanie Baby ear tags look like melted science projects. There’s no way you can wear them in public, especially considering the quality of the enemy crayon clan’s getups. Time for Plan B.

YOU’RE A CAT:

You somehow knew it would come to this all along. You even managed to find

your cat ears 2 weeks ago in the black hole that is your costume box. You and your friends justify the laziness that is your decision with claims like “we’ll look so good in black” and “boys don’t even like girls with crazy costumes.” You promise that next year, you’ll do better. Spoiler alert: you won’t.

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TRUE LIFE: I’m Addicted to Free T-Shirts Hannah Soblo wrote this

10.) Netflix Binge Watcher: This job would be beneficial for more people than just college students because the students would binge watch all the shows and movies on Netflix, then write reviews for them. Next time you’re looking for a random movie and wondering if it’s any good, you’ll already know because some slob with a laptop already watched it for you.

“I want to share my story to raise awareness for the growing issue of free t-shirt addiction,” Winkler said, it’s a seriously a literally underrepresented problem that ’s spreading rapidly throughout the Clemson community.”

“I got one t-shirt and it was like, oh, this is pretty cool,” Winkler said, “but before I knew it I was addicted. I was doing anything to get shirts—if I didn’t get at least three new t-shirts every week, I would go crazy, planning, scheming, scavenging for shirts in the trash…” Following the onset of the dreaded freshman fifteen, Winkler’s old high school clothes ceased to fit, but she saw no need to buy new clothes, instead coming to depend more and more on her growing stash of free shirts. “Her closet was stuffed,” Anna Haynes, Winkler’s roommate of two years, recalls, “her dresser was overflowing. She had to use all the drawers in her desk and I would still find her shirts in my dresser all the time! I don’t even think she used a towel in the

CAMPUS JOBS THAT SHOULD ACTUALLY EXIST Everyone knows how lazy and privileged college students are, and how they’ll find anything to complain about. When they aren’t in one of their 15 hours of class during the week or in some resume-builder club, they’re likely to be spending the rest of the day taking hits off a bong that Daddy’s credit card bought. Maybe if some of these jobs were offered at Clemson, they would be more inclined to put their time at a $30,000 a year institution to good use:

In response to viral video footage of her drunken temper tantrum outside Tiger Town Tavern, Clemson junior Marney Winkler agreed to an interview to shed some light on her current condition.

According to onlookers, Winkler was upset by the bar’s refusal to give her a free t-shirt, even though her twenty-first birthday had been that Sunday. Inebriated and enraged, Winkler ripped off her shirt in protest and ran into the street, waving it over her head. Onlookers barely had time to register that she was nude underneath the oversized men’s shirt before she sprinted down College Avenue to ransack Tiger Town Graphics. For Winkler, this was simply the latest episode in a downward spiral that has plagued her since her freshman year at Clemson University.

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9.) Liquor Tester: Because 90% of college students are alcoholics already, they might as well be professionals. Similar to binge watching Netflix, these students would be paid to try out every new type of alcohol that comes out, and determine whether or not it’s shitty by college standards, or just horrible in general.

shower, just a bunch of t-shirts tied together.” Things reached an all-time low when Winkler and Haynes moved into an off-campus apartment together earlier this year. Unbound from the strict regulations and tiny floor plans of the on-campus dorms, Winkler’s t-shirt obsession grew to new heights.

“Before I knew it I was addicted. I was doing anything to get shirts—I would go crazy, planning, scheming, scavenging for shirts in the trash…” Winkler no longer did any laundry, instead wearing dirty t-shirts as punishment for not filling her self-imposed free t-shirt quota. “I went into her room one time and there was nothing but t-shirts,” Haynes recalled, “she slept in a nest of them—she had piles of them forming a little desk, some of the bigger ones turned into sacks to store the smaller ones.” Winkler explained that Pinterest was the greatest fuel to her addiction, constantly giving her new ideas for what to do with her t-shirts. But as Winkler’s existence shrunk to skimming Pinterest for trendy new t-shirt

DIY projects and queuing outside of events promising free t-shirts for hours, she began to hate the person she had become. “I mean, I even went to the Dwarf Fortress Gaming Club,” Winkler said, clearly horrified, “just because they had t-shirts. I hung out with fat, sweaty, nerdy guys eating pizza for three hours. I was kicked out of formals all the time because I couldn’t understand why a big t-shirt didn’t count as a dress. My life was t-shirts.” Although some might see the naked footage of Winkler scattered across social media as a setback to her psychological recovery, Winkler says that it is just the inspiration she needs to change her ways. “I’m giving this interview because I don’t want to be that person anymore,” Winkler said, “I’m making serious changes now, steps towards having a happier, more productive life. Of course, I still wear my free t-shirts, but I usually wear Norts underneath them now, and next month, I plan to try wearing yoga pants as well. It will be a difficult journey, but I believe in myself.” Winkler reports that she will be starting her own club where others can share their stories. Each meeting promises free tank tops to help those affected break the cycle of addiction.

8.) Yik Yak Campus Representative: This job would involve students attending popular social events and composing multiple Yaks. This would be a great resume builder, because students can claim they’ve had professional writing experience, and it’s quite possible this would qualify as journalism by today’s standards. 7.) Shack Shirt Designer: We’ve all seen it; the obvious walk of shame home the morning after a night out. So instead of giving away your favorite hoodie or t-shirt (which you will obviously never see again), why not design shirts to give to your conquests as a parting gift? “I slept with Jimmy!” would look great across her chest. 6.) Facebook Creep: College students have become so advanced with creeping on Facebook they could be employed as private investigators. New boyfriend? Just give the name to a certified creep, and they’ll be able to tell you his mother’s middle name, Social Security number, and most embarrassing moment from 7th grade in the matter of minutes. 5.) Drunk Food Critic: After a night out, students are faced with the toughest decision they will have to make in their pitiful existence: where to get drunk food. If other students reviewed popular restaurants, it would be so much easier to decide between Cook-Out and Todaro’s. 4.) Insincere Tour Guide: You know campus pretty well, and it annoys you how wrong campus tour guides get it. Prospective freshmen don’t need to know a building’s history, only exactly how long it takes to get there from their dorm. 3.) Drunk Fight Mediator: People are irrational when they’re angry and drunk, and can sometimes use outside help. This job is perfect for psychology students because they won’t get any work after graduation, so they should practice messing people’s lives up now. 2.) Seat Filler: This job serves no purpose other than to pay college students to sleep, which would be a dream come true for everyone. To make professors feel more confident, the university could pay students to fill in empty seats in giant lectures. Whoever was sitting there was going to pay just as less attention as you anyway! 1.) Professional Failure: Your parents most likely view you as a royal screw-up anyway, so being paid for it seems like the most reasonable compensation. In order to build up confidence in other students, the university can pay you to set the bar low in order to eliminate any self-doubt in their graduating class through pure comparison. You don’t have to get a job as long as you tell your classmates about it! Staff wrote this

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WHAT KIND OF HALLOWEEN PARTY SHOULD YOU ATTEND?

If you’re seeing your dorm covered in spider webs, with a multitude of carved pumpkins, and an occasional exorcism happening at your local Catholic church, then it must be Halloween. And because it’s Halloween it must mean there are sorority and fraternity parties or house parties that you’ll be attending. There will be some awesome parties full of orange Jell-O shots and slutty costumes, and then there will be those parties that have bobbing for apples and the Halloweentown series playing in the corner. Now, one party may sound better than the other. The Black Sheep is here to help you determine which kind of party you’re attending. Enjoy whatever party you choose. PS: We hope you win the costume contest.

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1) World Geography: Mont Blanc is the highest mountain in this mountain range.

6) Religion: What is the Catholic prayer “Ave Maria” more commonly known as?

2) Video Games: What handheld game device launched with Tetris and Super Mario Land?

7) Fashion: In women’s fashion, what is the smallest dress size available?

3) Poetry: What poetic form is recognizable by its lack of consistent meter, pattern or rhyme?

8) US History: What was the 50th state admitted to the Union?

4) Senses: What sense is primarily influenced by your olfactory nerve? 5) Chain Restaurants: Yum! Brands restaurants own and operate three national restaurant chains. Name two.

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9) Drugs: What street drug shares similarities to, and is a derivative of morphine? 10) Cartoons: What long-running show will see crossovers with both Futurama and Family Guy in its upcoming season?

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Correct Answers

1) Pfft 2) Pong 3) Haiku 4) Where do you get these questions? 5) Fale 6) Hail Mary 7) 0 8) Hawaii 9) Heroin 10) The Simpsons

1) Alps 2) Game Boy 3) Free verse 4) Smell 5) Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, KFC 6) Hail Mary 7) 0 8) Hawaii 9) Heroin 10) The Simpsons

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the WALK THROUGH CAMPUS madlib ___1___ is so alive in the fall! Just walking around campus and smelling the ___2___s and leftover ___3___, seeing the freshme-n skanks with their ___4___s exposed groping the ___5___-yearold locals—god, they’re so cool—hearing the roar of the ___6___ bottles rolling into the gutter… I just love it all! As I walk past the bars, I just can’t help but feel a tingle in my ___7___ at the thought of finally downing a___8___ with a ___9___ and a ___10___ beer-back. Once I turn 21, everything will change. Sure, I could get a fake ID, but with this baby face, who’d believe it? Plus it’s so much better to wait, right? That’s pretty much my philosophy on everything, at least that’s what my mom wants me to do. Seeing all the lecture halls brimming with kids in front of their computers, reading up on ___11___, watching ___12___ do the Ice Bucket Challenge and seeing the hundreds of pictures of ___13___’s baby - who just turned three! - really gets me excited to hit up my remedial math class. I love creeping, er, watching over the shoulder of that cute ___14___ as she scrolls through page after page of Tumblr; I feel like I’m really getting to know her. Who needs math anyway? I’m an ___15___ after all! Finally flopping down on my lofted bed in ___16___ after a long day of learning is the icing on the cake of a classic college day. Hitting up ___17___ with my ___18___-loving roommate is always a highlight, mostly because we get high (heh) off of his sick ___19___ and then light (heh) a doobie on the walk over there, and just go hard on some ___20___ and ___21___. Freshman 15, my butt! It’s really these simple days that make me appreciate how badass it is going to ___22___. So maybe I’ll spend another night watching ___23___ and hangin’ with my floor mates, but it’s all about the memories, man, all about the memories.

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1) Your college town 2) Type of flower 3) Late-night food 4) Body part 5) 30-something age 6) Type of liquor

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7) Body part 8) Strong mixed drink 9) Novelty shot 10) Average beer 11) Latest hashtag trend 12) Random old relative

13) Your (annoying) homecoming queen 14) Hair color 15) Your major 16) Freshman dorm 17) Campus cafeteria

18) 60s rock band 19) Smoking apparatus 20) Savory food 21) Type of cereal 22) Your university 23) Terrible reality show

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