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2) Of the three listed, which would you choose as your spirit animal? A) White tiger B) The animal equivalent of Frankenstein’s Monster C) Otter D) Warthog 3) At the end of a hard day Groving, your trash bag is full of what? A) Blue Moon B) What’s a trash bag? C) Bud Light D) Maker’s Mark 4) You would most likely be arrested while drunk for breaking into and stealing from which store?
A) AutoZone B) Super Discount Tobacco C) The End of All Music D) Nielson’s 5) How many posters are on your wall? A) Can’t see my wall, bro. B) A few. C) I only hang originals on my walls. D) Enough to cover the holes from drunk fight club. 6) When your buddy smashes your TV while trying to do a handstand-backflip, what weapon would you use to break him? A) A tree branch from Faulkner’s house. B) A life-size cutout of Dale Earnhardt Jr. C) The bar from a UPD traffic barrier D) The TV 7) Having studied all day for finals, you decide to relax a bit. Around 1:30 a.m. when the munchies become unbearable you ______. A) Fly in your family’s chef, Gordon Ramsey.
B) Call a pledge. C) Grab your rifle. D) Break into a soup kitchen. 8) At a protest to keep Colonel Reb as our mascot, you were the person ______. A) Yelling demands that included everything but bringing back Colonel Reb, while getting sprayed with a fire hose. B) Spraying protesters with a fire hose. C) Who lost their flask when they got sprayed with a fire hose. D) Just trying to go to class but someone kept spraying you with a fire hose.
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1) If a car was possessed by the ghost of your bottom sloot’s grandfather it would be a ______. A) Camry B) Fiat C) Pinto D) Volkswagen Bus
1) a=3 b=4 c=1 d=2 2) a=4 b=3 c=1 d=2 3) a=2 b=1 c=3 d=4 4) a=1 b=2 c=3 d=4 5) a=1 b=3 c=4 d=2 6) a=4 b=2 c=3 d=1 7) a=4 b=3 c=2 d=1 8) a=4 b=1 c=2 d=3
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Here I am, sitting in my dorm room hammered off of __1__, starring down at my __2__ textbook, wondering how in the world I’m not going to fail. I can already feel the hangover clouding my exhausted brain. I didn’t intend to go out to __3__ tonight, but after __4__ and __5__ called me a __6__ for having to study, I found myself __7__, trying to score some freshman’s number. Looks like I’ll be up all night once again, unprepared for this beast of an exam I’ll be walking into. It definitely didn’t help that I spent the entire semester on __8__ when I should have been taking notes. Oh man, am I getting sleeee…
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By: Barney thompson You made it through the self-disgust spawned by the eight plates of food you had for lunch on Thanksgiving, but Christmas is just ahead so don’t get too comfortable yet. Remember, you’ve got a disenfranchised icon to buy for.
Study Habitats By: Barney Thompson Here at The Black Sheep, we love broad generalizations more than homophobes love Chick-fil-A, so we’re typecasting your study habits according to which dorm you stay in.
ing, they just want to go raid on their level 90 monk for the rest of their lives. They can’t hurt you inside the game, there aren’t any grades inside the game. The game is where it’s safe. The game is where you’re loved.
“Oh, you think you can just look at my address and know what I’m like? I bet you’re also totally sure that Nkemdiche loves fried chicken,” says the sleep-deprived 7th year senior.
Twin Towers: You know what’s a lot like studying? Binge drinking. These would-be businessmen of tomorrow are today’s self-destructive fratstars. Read a page, chug a beer, it’s their way of living, and it’s not all that bad. Sure, it may seem as if they’re nurturing an addiction that brings down their collegiate endeavors, but that’s just the method to their madness. In the final hour before their exam, the clarity puke will come. Then everything that’s been absorbed into their brain that wasn’t alcohol suddenly makes complete sense. Formulas fly through their head, colliding with Sylvia Plath quotes, all to the sound of West African tribal music that gives a sense of nobility to it all.
Well, you’d be surprised how on-the-nose we are. So stop being a smartass and appreciate well-formed humor. You’re a real dick around finals, Tom, you know that? Kincannon: These guys are surprisingly on their toes when it comes to getting ready for finals. You might be thinking, “Oh, they’re just a bunch of pot smokers,” but Kincannon is a multi-drug market with all the speed you’d want, from Adderall to ice. Ever vacuumed while also shaving and making flash cards for all your classes in triplicate? These guys have, and they’ve enjoyed it. Nothing screams “I’m ready to pass!” like a clean shaven face and dust bunny-free boxers. Occasionally there’ll be a distracting escapade like trying to carry the floor’s vending machine into your room so you can charge an entry fee to use it and become a trillionaire, but really that’s just an excuse for a study break. You might be surprised how passable that Bio 160 final seems once you’ve read through the entirety of your textbook twice while cranked out of your mind. Guess: While Kincannon is the dorm everyone thinks of for drugs and illicit whatnots, Guess has long been chillbro H.Q. They’re not stressing ‘cause they’ve got time, man. It’ll be cool, they just have to finish the new episode of South Park first, then re-watch the finale of Cheers a couple times before ordering two Junk Yard Dogs and a Big Bam Burger with double cheese and onion rings, ‘cause there’s no way you can study on an empty stomach; brain food man! Residential College: The anime’s off, the Magic: The Gathering cards are put away, and Starcraft II is uninstalled. These kids are going absolutely beast mode on studying right now. The only noise you’ll hear leaking from the rooms of these mindful students will be their sobbing at 3 a.m. once they’ve given up all hope of learn-
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Ridges: Despite wanting nothing more than to study in peace so you can finally have a GPA above a 2, you’re constantly distracted by the sounds of sirens and gunshots as well as the room next door being robbed at gunpoint. The worst part being that you can’t even leave your room to study at the library because the sun’s gone down and the halls are now ran by lawless middle-class gangs hopped up on Four Lokos. It’s truly hard out here for an honors student. Crosby: It’d be a lot easier to cram for finals if you weren’t hungover and twenty minutes into a 45-minute walk of shame, and that’s only if the winds are at your back. Then once you finally make it back, your roommate and her boyfriend have covered literally the entire room with bodily fluids from last night’s romping. Now you’ve got to sponge ass sweat off of your MacBook and pry apart the sticky pages of your anatomy and physiology book. All you’ve got going into your finals are twenty minutes of reading your textbook while fighting back your gag reflex and a hope that your professor gets near fatally hit by a truck. Offended by what the world thinks of your dorms’ intellectual training? Then maybe you should be the change you want to see in the dorm instead of waiting for Stoned McGee to put the pipe down and crack open a book rather than watching another three hours of TruTV.
10.) A copy of The Black Sheep: Is this a little narcissistic? Sure. Do we care? Only because it’s about us. Reb could probably use a laugh right now, plus we have it on good authority that he’s already a big fan of ours. Yes, the authority is us, but does that make it any less good? No. So if you shop with your wallet and not your heart, grab a copy and sling it on the Colonel’s front porch. When we say front porch, what we actually mean is the bottom flap of the cardboard box he lives in now. 9.) Mustache trimmer: We’re gonna miss that son of a bitch, but more importantly we’re gonna miss that glorious ivory mustache. The way it flowed in the wind as Colonel would stroll through campus, waving with one hand and both ends of his ‘stache. We didn’t just lose one mascot, we lost two. 8.) Clothes: Yes, yes, we know. The only people who gift clothes are girls who don’t give blowjobs and near-death grandparents. You are, hopefully, not either of those. Colonel could really use some new duds. He’s been reppin’ the same suit for god knows how long. Do the man a solid and get him a Belk gift card. 7.) A laptop: Colonel Reb is going through the most interesting part of his life right now: finding himself. What better way to do so than by vlogging every thought he has for the world to see? There will be a learning curve, but once he gets it down you’ll be guaranteed at least three vlogs a day and Q&As out the mustache. Every day this isn’t happening is a day of pure unadulterated happiness that we’re missing out on. 6.) A semester of schooling: Let’s be honest, we kind of kept the Colonel during the best years of his life, then dumped him off the welcome mat of the cold, harsh world, and the mat is one of those really rough ones so you know it really sucked. The least we can all do is pitch in and pay for a couple classes to get him on his feet. 5.) A bottle of Maker’s Mark: The old chap could use a pick-up, so why not pick him up something off the top shelf? A few glasses of that and he won’t even care that we replaced him with a black bear. They say that for every problem you drink away, an angel gets its wings. 4.) A sweet new pimp cane: As a nation, we’ve made so many advances in the cane industry. These days you can get titanium-enforced canes with a mahogany exterior. The Colonel’s was whittled from a pine tree, the tree of peasants. If you had to supplement swag and the ability to walk properly with a cane, wouldn’t you want it to be mad fly? 3.) Sunscreen: Now that we’ve released Colonel Reb from the shackles that bound him to this beautiful campus, there’s no doubt he’s off to relax and see the world. With his fair complexion, ole Reb’s gonna need sun block by the gallons. We’re talking SPF we can’t even count that high. This doesn’t really show a lot of love or even care, but it’s practical and when you just don’t give a damn, practical is the way to go. 2.) The Breaking Bad box set: Have you seen that thing? It’s a money barrel full of dope BrBa swag. The cases for the discs make freaking pictures and they can be giant coasters that the Colonel can set his 40s on. You know how the Colonel loves his 40s, but simply cannot stand rings on his coffee table. 1.) Self-help books: We’ve had some good laughs throughout this, but let’s not forget that in the end Colonel Reb was still thrown away in favor of some lame version of Winnie the Pooh. There’s no doubt in anyone’s mind that this is by far the lowest point in the Colonel’s life, so this Christmas season when you’re shopping for good ole Colonel, make a stop down the self section. If you’re having trouble finding them, they’re an aisle over from the guns and ammunition.
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2) Hanukah: How many branches are there on a menorah?
7) History: On January 1, 1971, these items could no longer be advertised on TV in America.
3) Kwanzaa: In what year was Kwanzaa first celebrated?
8) Birthdays: This “Stan” background singer was born on Christmas Day, 1971
4) New Year’s Eve: Since 2006, who has been tasked with presenting Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve?
9) Snow: The North American record for record snow depth was measured in this contiguous state.
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J.D. Williams Library Labyrinth of Inebriation
Here at The Black Sheep we uphold sincere appreciation for all things college. Whether it be a hectic social life, studies or extracurricular activities on campus, we strongly support the world of the college student. So, as you study in the library, void of any nutrients and sleep due to the extreme surplus of Adderall in your bloodstream, remember that there is still time to take a moment out of your study binge to indulge in a moment of your regular college schedule: Drinking. It is with great pleasure that we introduce you to the brand new Ole Miss drinking game; sure to sweep the book-clad shelves and halls of the J.D.Williams Library this finals week.
ONE DRINK: -For every student procrastinating on Facebook or Twitter when they should be studying. -Awarded for every student asleep. Either cat-face them for an extra two drinks, or pour a little whiskey on their forehead. If they wake up, you are awarded no drinks and must start over with a new unconscious target. Also, take a shot of whiskey. -For every student making flashcards. -For every student you find asking to borrow express money to print in the library.
This game is for the overworked, brain-dead college student with no more motivation to continue studying or excel in that approaching exam from hell. If you would rather participate in a drinking game with strategy and thinking, then this game is not for you. Go play Risk, Monopoly or The Law and Order: SVU Drinking Game. This game is for getting emergency room drunk to help take the edge off your finals week, and that is it.
TWO DRINKS: -Given for every student curled-up in the fetal position or in tears due to the excess of studying. Also, offer them a beer, God knows they could use it.
STEP 1: The first stage in playing this new and exciting drinking game starts with bringing a heinous amount of alcohol into the J.D. Williams Library. We recommend bringing it in the side of the library closest to the James Meredith Statue. The plethora of students in the Godforsaken Starbucks line will be far too occupied with their lack of allotted time to grab a latte before making it to their next exam. No discretion is necessary, just carry that cube of Natty and fifth of Evan Williams under your arm and walk right past the other sleepdeprived students awaiting their pastries and caffeine. They will not notice STEP 2: Shotgun a beer, just to get a little loose. STEP 3: Begin wandering aimlessly throughout the library with whiskey and beer in hand, either masked in a Starbucks cup or just in plain sight. Trust us, it won’t matter either way. Consume the amount noted for the following:
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THREE DRINKS: -Awarded for each student’s shoelaces you tie together while crawling under the study tables. At this point, we’re hoping you can hardly see straight. -For every student you can recruit to help you play The J.D. Williams Library-Labyrinth of Inebriation. The more the merrier, so let’s get hammered. FOUR DRINKS: -Find a student reading The Black Sheep instead of studying. Someone is definitely racking up on points thanks to you. Congrats! You have not only successfully used your study time more appropriately than actually studying, but you also are, well, very drunk. So stumble on home and pass out in a pool of your piss and vomit. That whiskey-fueled hangover will compliment your lack of cramming for that daunting 8 a.m. exam quite nicely. If you fail your exam, then you can at least thank The Black Sheep for helping you create an (un)forgettable finals week, the “F” you will inevitably receive on the exam is something you’ll have a great time explaining to your parents. A word of advice, don’t tell them, The Black Sheep made you do it.
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Eight ounces of bee f, cheddar or pepper jack cheese, a slices of bacon on a ciabatta bun. $9.50
The Don Vito
Chicken breast sautee d with onions and tom atoes in a w wine sauce, provolone cheese, and ranch dre ssing served ciabatta bun. $9.50
The Swog Style Pork