Vol. 4, Issue 2
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THE T-REC: A STUDENT’S WORST NIGHTMARE BY: ALEX HARWARD After three weeks of solitude over winter break, you’re more than prepared to get back on that daily gym flow. However, something seems off, something has changed… The T-Rec has a dark, ominous aura and you begin to notice a slow horde of people slowly trudging up to the doors. As they shamble into T-Rec’s entry, a chill goes down your spine as you realize your worst fears — these are the dreaded New Year’s Resolutionaries! They crowd around the gym in massive packs, forming lines and moaning, “Must. Get. Spring break bodyyyyy.” How long will your beloved sanctuary of blood, sweat, and tears be overwhelmed by the ungrateful and weak spring break body zombies? You can’t possibly have to wait in line everyday for a machine, so how will you get your swoll on? Never fear, The Black Sheep has composed some totally valid tips to consider when dealing with an influx of gym newbies: Wait it out: If you’re a serious gym junkie, you’ve already moved on to the next point. However, if you are only semi-committed, then take a week off! Hell, go crazy and get that milkshake you’ve been craving since the second you stepped foot in that rubber and spandex shitsuit. If gym newbies are taking a walk in your shoes, take a walk in theirs! Go outside: Cardio is a must, especially when evading spring break body zombies. Remember, it’s important not to forget leg day! The “new year, new me” slugs won’t be able to catch up to you anyway, and the cold air will rip your lungs into oxygen absorbing machines. Bye bye, fatties. Do-it-yourself videos at home: Biggest Loser workouts on tape, how could you say no to that? However, be cautious when purchasing, since the dreaded faux gym groupies already bought the videos from every department store within fifty miles. They couldn’t cut it at home, but you can because you’re a strong-willed individual who doesn’t take Bo (flex) for an answer. Switch gyms: If you’re smart, you know that the gym newbies are everywhere… everywhere except Jimbo’s Garage Gym Workout Goodtimes located at 1231 N. Country Road just outside Knoxville. If you can take
some light spanking, 80s ska music, and greased-up flex-offs, then this is the alternative gym for you. Buy diet pills: Yes, they’re usually locked up safe at the gym store, but did you know diet pills are basically super energy pills? Slightly less regulated than Adderall, and slightly more dangerous than chugging 30 Red Bulls before a workout, eat one of these bad boys and you’ll be WHY AREN’T MY EYES SHUTTING I HAVE DIARRHEA ALL THE TIME HOLY FUCK I’VE LOST 40 POUNDS.
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VOLUNTEER SENIOR REALIZES VOLUNTEERING HASN’T PAID OFF
10 REASONS TO BE DEPRESSED DURING SPRING SEMESTER
IT TURNS OUT YOU CAN’T PAY RENT WITH ALL THOSE INVALUABLE EXPERIENCES.
BEARS’ HIBERNATION PATTERNS SEEM MORE LOGICAL YEAR AFTER YEAR.
Just as it seems that all hope is lost and nowhere is safe, there is a light at the end of the tunnel. A mere two weeks into the New Year, the resolutionaries will start to fade away. People become enraged that their miniscule efforts have barely paid off and do what any good American would do: quit. Soon their resolutions for a tight spring break body turn into a resolution to just “eat healthy sometimes, walk to class for workouts”. Cheers to that resolution, friends, and leave the gym to the rats.
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Volunteer Senior Realizes Volunteering Hasn’t Paid Off BY: EMILY HAGENBURGER Brad McFarlan, a senior in marketing at UT, recently had a revelation: “I’ve been working for over two years,” he told us, “but I’ve never earned a single cent!” Concerned with his newfound knowledge, Brad came to The Black Sheep hoping to spread the word on internships to other students. Like most enrolled at Tennessee, Brad has been told that he can’t get a job without experience. And for experience, one needs to look towards internships. Brad and many others follow this advice every year, leading to the employment epidemic of our generation. The unpaid internship is the bane of any college student or recent grad’s existence. Various companies and firms have exploited people like Brad by forcing them into unpaid labor under the guise of “experience” or leading to a “future job.” Who would ever think huge multinational corporations would try to pull the wool over a naïve student’s eyes? “I did exactly what you’re supposed to do,” Brad told our The Black Sheep correspondent, “getting internships every year, not caring if I got paid for them ‘cause I assumed once I graduated one of them big businesses would offer me a paying job.” But after applying for
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actual paying positions in these companies and others to prepare for his graduation in May, Brad found out that this may not be the case. “I was shot down for any position I tried applying for,” Brad said sadly. “They told me that I didn’t have the qualifications or enough experience for the job.” After seeing no payoff to his years of “experience” of fetching coffees and filing papers, he figured something had to change or as he put it, “Whichever fucker decided that they wouldn’t pay interns is seriously fucked up.” “The key,” Brad told us, “is weighing the value of the experience versus the value of the money you could be getting from another job, albeit one that has nothing to do with your future career.” This is a hard decision to make for anyone; for instance, is that summer job working as a well-tipped server a better decision than making connections with that snobby owner of a company? The answer is a shoulder-shrugging, “Ehhh?” What Brad discovered is that companies would rather not pay for labor than to pay for it, much like the outsourcing of jobs to countries with loose labor laws.
Does this mean that interns are the handless Laotian shoe-making children in this analogy? Yes. Yes it does. Does offering experience to undergrads and young professionals allow companies to exploit us for free labor? Why is this system being accepted when companies are criticized and boycotted for exploiting cheap labor in other countries? Will we ever get real paying jobs? The sad answer is, no. If companies continue to offer
college students experience only to demand more from paid positions while continuing to just find another unpaid lackey to do their dirty work, then the current generation of college students will be stuck in unpaid internship limbo forever. “Changes need to be made,” Brad told us determinedly, working on his plans for a student march on the Capitol and looking online for gas masks in bulk. Wait, uh, Brad, maybe we should talk about this.
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Dumpies: The New Selfies? BY: UTK STAFF A new trend has swept Knoxville, seemingly by accident. What started as a joke among friends has quickly found itself popping up on social media, and even legitimate news outlets. This new trend is the “dumpie,” which is similar to a selfie but instead taken while the user is on the toilet. The once popular selfie has been flushed out of the competition by the dumpie, as it is being reported that 67% of all pictures uploaded to Facebook in the past month have been dumpies, along with an astounding 99% of twitpics. As this is obviously an important new cultural phenomenon, we have taken it upon ourselves to record the facts of this development for the enrichment of future generations. To get to the bottom of this new trend, The Black Sheep traced the dumpie to its original source. The first incident of a dumpie being sent took place in a small group message. The reaction to the dumpie was mixed. One of the students on the receiving end of the message said, “I was taken aback by the pure beauty of the picture. It honestly felt like I had taken part in an important moment of history. I immediately sent one of my own to all of my other friends.” Another recipient reported, “I was really confused, so I just started forwarding it to everyone saying it was hilarious. That way it wouldn’t look like I didn’t understand.” We asked the creator of the dumpie, Dave Krumpz, how he came up with such a viral idea: “Well, I was pretty bored taking my dump so I thought I might as well take a picture of myself. I just had to share it with someone. The first few shots were pretty crappy, but the last one caught my face right at
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the climax of my dump, which I think may have captured my soul.” This groundbreaking man should be an inspiration to us all. In light of the developing new trend, the inventor of the selfie has come forward with an anonymous statement: “I cannot believe the selfie has been plunged down to such vulgar levels as it has with the dumpie,” she said, “When I thought of the idea to take a picture of myself, I did it with the utmost respect and did not soil the photography by ‘dropping a load’ when I took it.” As of now, there aren’t any plans for the selfie creator to sue Mr. Krumpz, but lawyers are saying the chances of a successful suit are pretty shitty. “If Krumpz was sued, the prosecution’s case would be a mess… it would honestly be a bunch of he-said-she-said bullshit mouth diarrhea, overall just a stinky affair.” Dumpies really made a splash in the headlines when none other than President Barack Obama posted one of himself with the caption “#prezidentialstatus #Dumpie #WhiteHouseThrone #LookMichelleNoHands.” As a result, his approval rating skyrocketed. Though the story of the dumpie is astounding, it’s still not too surprising. Remember, Emerson once said, “The best ideas come while you’re on the toilet.” In the end, Krumpz has stated that he doesn’t want the fame to go to his head, and has decided that he’ll “probably just read while [he’s] on the toilet from now on.”
As much as we missed the freedom of being a hot mess at school, the majority of students have quickly fallen into a deep depression. Students have already locked themselves in their apartments, and gone on hunger strikes all because the semester has begun. Fall semester was all one big party of mini skirts, sweating through our game day gear, and if all else failed, sleeping on The Lawn after a crazy party. There will be none of that for the next couple months. Here are the top ten things that depress us about spring semester: 10.) Weather. Obviously: People start using lame excuses not to go out because “it rained today” and “ it’s supposed to snow tomorrow.” They’d rather sulk around inside feeling bad about themselves. What is this, amateur hour? We’re in college, untuck your wiener from your legs and let’s drink some beer.
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9.)…School? What School?: We completely forgot what it’s like to study for exams, finish homework and tolerate professors over break. Even the first assignment to “write a paragraph about yourself” gives student’s ulcers and sends them into bottomless pits of overwhelming despair. 8.) Winter Fashion: It’s hard to look attractive in snow pants and earmuffs. Who the hell is going to want to go home with you in your oversized sweater with snot running down your face? Winter doesn’t look good on anybody, which leads to the dreaded few months of horrific abstinence. 7.) Getting Places: Waiting for the T is like waiting for the zombie apocalypse to happen. Every moron on campus dying to get their pelvic thrust on in Tin Roof has called the T, you better just start walking. On the way you’ll have time to think about winter break being over and everything just sucking. 6.) Sickness: When you get sick in Knox your mom isn’t here to make you soup and give you medicine. You have to make that horrible trip to the Student Health Center to just have someone tell you that yes, you are sick. You’re forced make your own damn soup and buy your own damn medicine and no one will love you. 5.) Idiots on the Road: Absolutely no one knows how to drive during the slightest bit of snow flurry. Everyone is a shitty driver in the first place, so when winter hits it’s like a bunch of 3-year-olds are behind the wheel on their cell phones. Stay the hell away from the Strip and Cumberland Avenue, unless you’re into waiting for people to make left-hand turns and shouting obscenities at no one.
“There’s Something About Stacey.”
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4.) Actually Going to Class: You will soon start weighing the benefits of walking in the blistering wind to your 9 a.m. class or staying in and slowly failing all your classes. Most will choose the latter, but some will be crafty and get a parking pass. Either way, no one ends up happy with the decision they make. 3.) No More Football: There’s nothing to look forward to on the weekends besides freezing your ass off on your way to animal hour. Football season is over so your Saturdays are dedicated to hangovers, not prolonging the effects of your hangover by drinking more. 2.) Weight Gain: You’re fat, he’s fat, everywhere a fat-fat. We’ve taken winter break to fill our bellies to keep warm for the winter. Now that everyone is back we look like a pack of bears going into hibernation, which just fuels the aforementioned sexless hellhole that is Knox in the winter. 1.) Break’s Over: No more Christmas, no more home-cooked meals, no more sitting around watching Netflix for days on end. But don’t worry, before you know it you’ll be picking out your favorite polo and Sperry’s for class, bro. And if you’re missing girls wearing midriff-bearing shirts and their butt cheeks hanging out of their shorts, there’s always the strip club. There are no winters in strip clubs.
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H C T A C T S E I L D A D By: Quinn
We chatted with Phil Tibitoski, President and CEO of Young Horses, the award-winning indie game designers behind Octodad and the upcoming Octodad: Dadliest Catch. In the Octodad video game, one sloppily attempts to control an octopus who’s posing as a man. Check out more at OctodadGame.com, and follow the designers @YoungHorses on Twitter.
The Black Sheep: You’re bringing comedy to a new medium in video games. Was your initiative from the beginning to make a game as wacky and slapstick as it is challenging, or did that come together with Octodad? Phil Tibitoski: Really, we were just trying to make something new and weird – something that hasn’t been done before. A lot of us had only really just met each other on the first game, so a lot of it was just finding out that we’re all --at least we think-- pretty funny and weird people. And so the humor just came out through there, and choosing Octodad as the project to go for was obvious because we’re all pretty funny, and we figured we’d have fun working on it. TBS: So how did the idea of controlling an octopus who’s trying to play off being a human come up? Phil: The original idea behind Octodad as a concept is a meld of Being John Malkovich — being in someone’s head and controlling them, in really small, weird movements, kind of micromanaging — and a game called Jurassic Park Trespasser, which is this first person Jurassic Park-themed game where you have a lot control over the character’s arm, and it’s all physics based, but it just ended up being this hilarious disaster rather than a cool feature. So we took those two ideas and combined them. Originally you were an alien or an octopus inside an android’s head, but from there we spit around ideas and thought “Why don’t we just put the octopus in a suit?” because it would be funnier and more weird. And we all just ran with that with “Well what if he has a family, and since they don’t know he’s an octopus he has to act like a normal human, trying to keep from revealing himself to them and the rest of the world?” TBS: How did you create a control scheme that would both work and fit the awkward sloppin’ around of Octodad? Phil: We prototyped a bunch of different ways to do it — whether he just dragged his feet around or mimicked how an octopus would actually walk on land. Eventually we found a way that allowed for full free movement. You only raise or lower the arms when you want them to, and then for the legs it’s like a marionette where you hold his leg and move it to a position, then when you release it drops. So when we figured out how to do both upper and lower body, we decided to make it into more of an adventure or story game.
TBS: Testing the game had to be infinitely more frustrating than playing the perfected version, how many times did someone have to go like, take a walk? Phil: There was one time our advisor was playing through an early vertical slice of the game, and by the time he was done it took him 45 minutes — something that took us like a few minutes. And we were like “Yay, you won!” because there wasn’t really an ending, but he was like “No. I’ve lost. I’ve lost 45 minutes of my life.” So we went through a lot of iterations as to what feels good or is too frustrating, or not frustrating enough. If you play a first person shooter or whatever, you can then go and play any version of those games and get the gist on how to run around and play. With our game everyone starts from square one and has to learn themselves. With Octodad: Dadliest Catch we did a good job of doing that within the first 2 minutes, and after that everyone pretty much gets it.
TBS: Being a physics-based game where basically anything in a room can be knocked around, were there any points where you stopped and thought “Oh shit, we’re in over our heads here”? Phil: That happens pretty much everyday, where one of us will be like “Oh God what have we done? What are we doing here?” Especially because it’s kind of a big thing for us to go after for our first commercial game — wholly 3D, physics-based puzzle-adventure action-ish game. But that’s also why it’s taken us a couple years to get where it’s at now. And we still have some problems from time to time, but really with this sort of game it ends up being more in our favor than anything, because it’s usually a funny thing that happens if anything does go awry. TBS: What’s new in Octodad: Dadliest Catch? Phil: Well, in the first game you were confined to his house, but in Octodad: Dadliest Catch you actually venture out into the world, like an aquarium or a grocery store, and you’re more involved with people in the public rather than just your family. Your family is a lot easier on you in understanding how weird you are, but the public isn’t as forgiving, so the suspicion this time around is much more brutal in getting to your level or completing the tasks you set out to do. So if you’re in the grocery store and you knock over a whole shelf of cereal and there are people watching you, your suspicion levels will raise more than if you were at home and bowl over your wife’s flowers, and the circumstances are much more dire. We also have a full story. The first game’s story was done in the last two weeks of development just to tie the levels together and make sense of the game — whereas this one we have fully animated 3D cut scenes in the game, among other things. The production value has gone way up and the controls, although you control him in the same way, are a lot smoother now. It’s just as weird and awkward as it was before, but we got rid of a lot of bugs. TBS: Does he get any closer to completing his “Important Mission”? Phil: Yeah, we better explain Octodad’s priorities, and why he’s doing what he’s doing… where he comes from and how he came to the position he’s in. But there’s still a lot of mystery left up to the fans to try to think of how the hell this happened, because we think it’s funny to hear people’s interpretations.
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Questions You always think you want to play Truth or Dare, mostly because you really hope to see Jennifer’s sweet ta-tas because you’re a big ole’ perv. When it gets down to the traumatic truths or the drop-trou dares, no one does it, no matter how drunk they are. So play Questions, where you get to be a little bit more of a coward until the booze kicks in, and even then you can continue being a big wuss. What You Need: Beer or mixed drinks, a solid imagination, and all of the friends. Players: Two would work, but the more the merrier. Level of Intoxication: Betsy might cry when she says she doesn’t know what a money shot is, but that might just be because she’s a sensitive drunk. How to Play: - Everyone grabs a beer or makes a mixed drink, something that you can drink a lot of without getting too crazy too quickly (like, don’t use shots). - One person is deemed the Questioner. The Questioner addresses another player by name and poses a yes or no question, which they must answer without hesitation. - Get creative with your questions, which can transcend all categories. Anything from “Have you ever had sex?” to “Do you approve of what that bigot from Duck Dynasty said about gay people?” works in this game. - The answerer then becomes the Questioner and must ask another player a question immediately. - Repeating questions in not allowed, nor is laughing before answering or asking to repeat the question. - The first person to violate any of the rules has to take a drink. That person then becomes the first Questioner of the next round. The Game Ends When: Bill questions Betsy: “Do you want to have sex right now?” Hey guys, she’s going to find out what a money shot is!
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Make Your Group Project Family Love You BY: BOB RODRIGUEZ
Major: History
ERIN of Sunspot
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Easy Pizza Casserole Make this easy casserole one afternoon so your roommates have a hot, delicious dinner when they come home from class, and watch the good karma just roll in. What You Need: 2 pouches of buttermilk biscuit mix, 1 cup of water, 1 jar of pizza sauce, 1 package of pepperoni, 2 cups (or more… probably more, definitely more) of shredded mozzarella cheese, 1/2 cup(s) of any other pizza toppings you’d like (we suggest pickled jalapeños). Cook Time: 35 minutes. Fatty Factor: It’s homemade -- that has to count for something! Let’s Get Baked: - Preheat your oven to 375 degrees. Spray a 13x9-inch glass baking dish with cooking spray. - In a bowl, stir your biscuit mix and water until soft dough forms. - Drop half of the dough by spoonfuls evenly in the bottom of the baking dish. The dough probably won’t completely cover the bottom of the dish, but don’t stress. - Drizzle about 1 cup of pizza sauce over the dough. Arrange 1/2 of the pepperoni slices (and any additional toppings you’d like) evenly over the sauce. Top with a handful of cheese. - Repeat layers with remaining dough, pizza sauce, pepperoni and cheese. - Bake 20 to 25 minutes or until golden brown. Cut into squares and serve with leftover keg beer.
During syllabus week you’ll notice the dreaded phrase “group project” in that unholy document that lets you know exactly how much class-skipping you can get away with, your syllabus. And if we know anything about college, it’s that group projects are worse than RAs. Group projects are always easier when someone else does all the work for you. Keeping that in mind, TBS has come up with a few suggestions on how to make everyone in your group like you more than Paula Deen likes butter. First things first, personal hygiene is over. The key to making a lasting first impression is to smell like a solid three weeks of body odor. Nothing says I’m going to hardcore sexually fantasize about this person for the rest of the semester like the smell of expired cod fish, cigarette smoke, and unexceptional living standards. Everyone loves stewing in his or her own filth, so don’t be shy. Hot yoga three times a week, sans shower? No problem! Adopting seven incontinent orphan pussycats that need a loving owner? There’s nothing better to have in a one-bedroom apartment! By the time your group project deadline nears, you’ll be the envy of all your classmates and able to say with confidence, “Take that, Ke$ha.” You could also try staging a revolution. There’s always that one group member that loves the sound of his or her own voice, but unfortunately this individual is too blinded by self-involvement to understand how dumb they actually are. This person will try to control the group’s behavior, handwriting made up words like “supposably” and “prolifergate” all over a poster board. Make it your job to conspire with the other group members regarding a violent revolt against the cretin dictator. That way you can become the new dic-
tator and tell everyone what to do while you sit back and watch the commoners work. You’ll be popular in no time, respected for both your maturity and strength of character. Plus, like, everyone knows you’re better than the peasants you’ve been assigned to work with, so this is without a doubt the ideal situation for everyone involved. If the opportunity should present itself, borrow money from each group member and “promise” to pay them back. Remember how you felt when that one homeless guy came up to you and asked to borrow twenty dollars? It’s a fact—humans love when strangers ask for money. Even better, we all love loaning money to people we have no personal involvement with. Soon enough, though, your group members will start pestering you to pay them back, and that’s when you’ll seal the deal. Attracting friendly conversation using your personality is overrated, anyway. The best news is that if you never pay them back, they’ll be forced to maintain contact with you for a several solid months until they give up. Who knew making friends was so easy? Oh, that’s right. You did. Of course there are many other ways to guarantee respect and camaraderie from your fellow group members—posting a daily selfie on the group project Facebook page, talking about how superior your religion is to that of your fellow group members, and eating with your mouth open among other things. The truth is there is no such thing as a successful group project. Most end in a two to three month period of deep hatred toward humanity despite the shitty or wonderful grade you may have received. However, on the plus side, at least you’ll have yet another reason to have that “round one of grades is over” drink, or seven.
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so, about that new years resolution
When the clock struck midnight — well, after the ___1___wore off, like, ___2___days later — I was all about my New Year’s resolution. Because 2014 is the year of change. I’m going to lose ___3___ pounds, I’m going to 4.0 my ___4___ class, I’m going to finally land my dream internship at ___5___, and I’m going to find the love of my life. I thought I’d be able to accomplish all of that in a few months! But here we are, and the past few months haven’t been perfect, but we can’t have it all!
___12___, then some shots of ___13___. By the time we got to the bar, I was 50 shades of ___14___ and ended up staying the night at the celebrity’s assistant’s hotel room. The internship seemed a little out of range after I thought about it for a minute. Since I’m not active in any clubs or organizations, lying about being President of ___15___ and then being interviewed about it wasn’t too smart of me. But through that whole ordeal, I found my calling in studying ___16___, so I’ll chalk that one up to a win.
So the losing weight thing… yeah, that’s not going to happen. Between my roommate working at ___6___ and my friend having a pass to __7___, I was pretty But one positive is that I’ve found the love of my life! much screwed. Plus, for Christmas my mom got me a No, not the assistant, but remember the hotel we ___8___-of-the-month club, so that’s really nice too. stayed in? Well I was still tipsy when I stumbled out the next morning, and started flirting with the front desk And the whole doing-well-in-school thing. I missed my guy. He took me out to ___17___ for breakfast that first exam because ___9___ was doing a publicity ap- day, and it’s been love ever since! He even proposed… pearance at ___10___ and I wasn’t about to miss that. we’re getting married in ___18___! Yay, 2014!!! My roommates and I played ___11___, followed by
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