dated a gamer boy? you may be entitled to legal compensation Written by: jenny jung Does your boyfriend’s mouse and keyboard light up? Does he have two monitors so he can watch gaming youtubers while doing his physics assignment? Did he build his own computer? If you answered yes to any of the above, then your constitutional rights and freedoms may have been breached by a gamer boy. I myself have previously fallen victim to the inexplainable pull of a gamer boy. My first long-term boyfriend was pretty heavy into his gaming and remains so. As a self-proclaimed 16-year-old ‘alt girl’, it was pretty much inevitable that I fulfil the destiny of all such persons and fall in love with a STEM boy who builds PCs. I thought I was cool, even quirky, for doing so, only to find out (thanks to TikTok) after we broke up that this was common practice among men-loving-people who wore tattoo chokers and a lot of eyeliner in high school. If you’ve been in a similar situation with a gamer boy, I would like to offer you legal representation to help you overcome this phase of your life. There are certain aspects of a relationship that you only experience when you date a gamer, in particular gamer boys. Each experience may entitle you to pecuniary damages. Give yourself bonus trauma points if he also plays guitar and/or is a Discord moderator.
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