the demise demise of of dance dance? the Written by: Maddie McShane Yep, you heard right. Throw away your nightly routine, it’s time to hit the streets because dancing is back, and worse than ever before. The scene at the club door is enough to give Steven Marshall an aneurysm; people piled on top of people in the wriggling, snaking line. The passing of cigarettes, the intermingling of sweat, but it’s all good because you’ve checked in with the QR code. Forty-five minutes of feigned sobriety later and you’ve finally made it into the cacophony of lights and bass. Stumbling through the dancefloor uneasily, you make the disconcerting realisation that there is not a soul in here that remembers how to dance. On the outskirts of the crowd hover the preppily dressed private school boys. They box step slowly, glancing at each other occasionally to make sure they are in the right. Occasionally, one of the lads shows how wild he is by throwing up a gang sign into the air. The mystery of whether or not it was ironic lingers elusively. Crowded next to them are a cluster of girls that bounce eagerly from side to side. They move their hips but not their hands for they clasp their gin and tonics like their life depends on it. They regularly express their enthusiasm for #dancing through a Instagram story lip-syncing the music. In the heart of the floor move the groovers; an assorted collection of those on hard drugs, and sober anthropology students who genuinely have moves. They never stop dancing. But I can’t help but feel that there is a pervasive, all-consuming force which tugs at each and every person in the venue: The Pull of TikTok Dances. In some cases, it manifests itself in the subtle thrust of hip. But in others, it is painfully obvious.
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