Hilarian Issue 1 2021

Page 32

i bet we can guess what do written by: Bellarose watts

You chose to enrol in Adelaide Law School because: A: You dream of someday working on Wall Street B: You wanted to study something prestigious with bragging rights C: You want to become an Australian ambassador D: You tried/considered applying for Med but your UCAT score was shit E: You want to save the world but you’re afraid of unemployment so you chose law

When attending seminars you like to take: A: Your trusty Macbook Pro B: Your colour coordinated notebook, pens and pastel highlighters C: Nothing - you memorise everything because you’re a genius D: A crappy notebook and a singular pen E: An iPad to save the trees but still give you the satisfaction of handwriting

your coffee order is: A: Double shot latte B: Soy milk caramel flat white C: Long black D: Hot chocolate E: Oat milk iced latte

30

when going out for drinks, you wear: A: A blazer and RMs B: Cuffed jeans and a cute top C: Your clear rimmed blue light glasses D: Your pyjamas (you don’t go out) E: Vegan Doc Martens


Turn static files into dynamic content formats.

Create a flipbook
Issuu converts static files into: digital portfolios, online yearbooks, online catalogs, digital photo albums and more. Sign up and create your flipbook.