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bored fifth year wonders if they should get a joke facebook name in place of an interesting personality written by: harper robb “I’ve only got a year before Clarke Hemmerling legal susses me out online, might as well live whilst I can!” Cole Turner always played it straight when it came to his social media presence, cleverly balancing pics of him sinking beers with the boys whilst including a token Mother’s Day post to ‘the best mum I could ask for’. Thus, proving he was a sensitive bloke but could more importantly, hold his own at the Exeter. However, in his final year of study it has dawned on Cole that potential employers will soon be assessing his online presence, leaving limited time for the student to prove his laid-back sense of humour to his peers. “Yeah, I’m a pretty funny guy” Cole remarked “But recently I’ve been considering proving just how funny I am on a wide-scale” The scale Cole is referring to is the ultimate public expression of humour by turning your Facebook name into pun. Sources suggest that Cole is considering the following options: PinaColelada, Gin n Turner, Turner ip (in conjunction with a cover photo change to a turnip) as well as Cholera Thomas. “The last one is a bit niche, but I think it’s pretty relevant after 2020, people understand disease way more now. I could never have made that joke two years ago” Cole has revealed that whilst the pandemic caused widespread suffering on a global level, he can’t help but feel “grateful” that it has bolstered his creativity and sense of humour. With this in mind, Cole sent the list to the lads group chat for opinions. Mikey reckons that ‘PinaColelada’ is the clear choice whilst Noah fervently advocates for ‘Gin n Turner’. No one votes for ‘Turner ip’,
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