an ‘ethnic’ infiltrates pro vino
written by: Jenny Jung
It was Saturday the 20th of March. The weather was truly blessed, a stunning 30 degrees, no rain nor a cloud in sight. What a day to be alive. What a day to be an Australian. You may be asking yourself, ‘what does a first-generation immigrant from Korea find herself doing on such a lovely day?’. Well, my friend, I went on a law school wine tour. Specifically, the AULSS ‘Pro Vino’ wine tour. I swear. Despite the sun beating down on us, this event -instead of giving me a tan - whitewashed it entirely. A disclaimer: to characterize something as ‘white’ doesn’t necessarily have to do with the colour of one’s skin, but has more to do with one’s lifestyle; a way of life if you would. Standing around awkwardly on Victoria Drive waiting for the bus to take us to McLaren Vale, I remarked to myself, “Wow, I never felt more marginalized in my entire life as an immigrant”. The girls, with their highlighted hair and *ahem* sun kissed skin, sported the most ruffled, colourful Bec & Bridge dress to be found. The boys heads bobbed amongst a sea of blue blazers and salmon pink shirts – you can take a guess as to what brand of shoes they adorned. A wine tour is a white man’s sport, my friend. Or at least that’s what I was soon to discover. The bus ride, aside from the retail store generic pop music, was pleasant, accompanied by a gorgeous view of the Adelaide South. The first stop was the Coriole Vineyards – a function room with the most beautiful view, a sunny outdoors photo zone, five high quality wines – and what did you say? A grand piano? Upon discovery of this piano and the fact that it was indeed playable, things turned very white, very quick. As I was trying to remember how to play Clair de Lune, my dear friend shoved me aside and started to punch the tune to the infamous ‘White Man Gets Turnt’ song, Billy Joel’s ‘Piano Man’. My friend, this was only the beginning. The medley, as we soon discovered, had a very limited track list. Piano Man,
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