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~~~~())~~ NEWS: The Auraria Media Center may be put under the control of the Library, if the Colorado Commission on Higher Education has their way. FEATURE: MSC instructor Jon Walter got as many laughs as Johnny in a Tonight Show appearance. METROSTYLE: More mediocrity from the music industry is reviewed this week. SPORTS: The MSC Men' s Gymnastic team, in their first varsity year, is already rated in the top 10 nationally.

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Child care du~ks.- budget cixe by Joan Conrow

The Auraria Child Care Center's evening program will remain open through the Spring semester, following a pledge of funds from the Student Center's budget. The CCC had planned to discontinue the program February 12 because a $3,484 deficit will be incurred by running the session at current enrollment through the semester. However, the Student Services Policy Council - acting on a proposal suggested by Associated Students of MSC President Sonny Wasinger - voted unanimously February 9 to pledge $3,500 from the Student Center budget. The funds will be transferred to the CCC evening program at the end of their fiscal year (June 30), if necessary. Wasinger said, "MSC was opposed to spending student fees for something already on our student fee budget. We don't want to set a precedent." However, he also said he was "adamant that the (evening) program should be continued." So, to keep the program open without further direct subsidies of student fee monies, Wasinger

suggested the transfer of funds "What if it (enrollment) drops from the Student Center budget. way down?" Wartgow said. "Do Gary McManus, director of the we drop the evening program? If Student Center, said some of the you set a ceiling on the pledge and money pledged will come from one child drops out, you've got a game room and vending revenues. problem." McManus said he doesn't "see a Wartgow said he could not say problem, financially in trans- "unequivocally" that the CCC ferring the money, but was "con- would not need subsidies for the cerned about setting a precedent.'' evening program in the future. He suggested the SSPC pledge "We will run the '(evening) to balance the CCC's budget in program as long as there is a June, rather than transfer the demand," Wartgow said, "but money now, because the deficit how do you determine the demay be reduced if the evening program enrollment increases. The CCC needs 30 FTE (full time equivalent) children enrolled in the evening session to avoid the deficit. According to a statement made earlier by Jerry Wartgow, executive director of the Auraria Higher ·Education Center, the number of children currently registered for the program is ''way below the 30 needed.'' Wartgow said he agreed with the idea of transferring the money at the end of the . fiscal year. However, he expressed concern about what would be done if evening · session enrollment ~ decreased, thus increasing the ~ projected deficit. ti

mand?" Wartgow said that out of about 17 ,000 students on the Auraria campus, only about 17 use the evening program at the CCC. "Is that sufficient (demand) to run on a subsidy?'' Wartgow asked the SSPC. "I think the responsibility is on the parents who are using the evening program to get out and hustle to keep the enrollment up," Wartgow said.

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The Colorado Com.mission on Higher Education has recommended the Auraria Media Center, currently administered by the Community College of Denver - (Auraria) be transferred to the control of the Library, now governed by the University of Colorado at Denver. On January 28 the CCHE recommended the AMC responsibility be transferred to the Auraria Library. "The Library is logical as a choice," ¥said Charles Manning, who presented the proposal to the Colorado General Assembly. "The Director, as it stands now, has to go through three schools to not only find out where he is going to get the money to run the center, but also to find out where the money he gets is - going." At this time the AMC is under the jurisdiction of CCD-A, the P .E . R. building gym is under control of MSC, and UCD runs the Library. This has been the agreement since the inception of Auraria. Problems with the AMC seem to have reached a height when a consultant firm conducted an' ap<lli of the center. In that report, a reference was made concerning the lack of service to Auraria campus students. The audit further stated ''the - placement of theMedia Center was inap-

propriate, since CCD has the smallest enrollment of the three colleges, is the lowest user of the center, and treats the center as a low priority.'' According to the report by CCHE, recommendations range from ''reorganization, to transferring control of the center to another administrative unit." During the past four years, the AMC spent nearly $1.5 million in taxes and student fees. But according to CCHE, ''it the AMC were transferred to the Library, still cannot guarantee the performance of he said, CCD-A would lose input into the its most basic duties." affairs of the Auraria Higher Education The failure of the AMC has often been Center. blamed on Tom Bonzales, CCD vice Gonzales, who repeatedly declined to president, who is not available for com- discuss the status of AMC with THE ment. Allegations of covering up the true METRO POLITAN, does not support status of the AMC and firing people because "they knew too much about what was going on" were wide spread. However, Manning said, Gonzales ''is not at fault. There is no clear budget level with which to work. With the move to the Library," continued Manning, "a further recommendation would be to have the budget pre-set.'' A number of thefts were reported to Gene Nordby, UCD chancellor, does Auraria Public Safety in the past two not support the transfer of AMC to his weeks. institution. In a previous interview, he A ' 1965 Chevrolet, valued at $2,000, stated such a move would be "detrimen- was stolen from parking lot G between tal'' to the stability of the Center. January 29 and 30. In another incident, Nordby also said it is important all personal belongings worth $180 were three institutions "have a hand" in the taken from the hallway by the raquetball management of the Auraria campus. If courts. The belongings had been left

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any reorginazation of the Center until problems with the budget and permanent leadership are settled. and a plan for reorganization is developed, according t,o the minutes of the January 12 Aurana Board of Directors meeting.

unattended 30 minutes. In a case of disorderly conduct, two men fought over limited parking space in a UCD parking area. There were no serious injuries, but a motorcycle received an unknown amount of damage. There were no arrests. Bad check charges are being processed against eight people, who passed an estimated $800 worth of bogus checks at the Auraria Book Center. One bicycle, worth an estimated $227 was stolen from the 13th Street bike rack, after the chain was cut. No arrests were · made.

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Jon Walter a ''hit'' on Tonight Show by Cindy Hosoya

Johnny Carson introduced him as a "unique gentleman" and indeed Jon Walter associate professor of theater arts at' Metropolitan State College, is unique. On February 5 he appeared on the Johnny Carson show to demonstrate his woodwork which he calls "bureaucratic art." It all began when Shirley Wood, Carson's talent scout, called Walter about his creations. She had heard about him from Denver's NBC affiliate, KOA T .V., which had done a report on Walter about a year ago, he said. Wood asked Walter to send pictures of his woodwork and a resume. A few weeks later everything was confirmed and the date set. When Walter stepped off the plane in California, a long, shiny, black lirnosine awaited him. He laughed, saying that was the highlight of the trip and he didn't care what happened after that. He spent the rest of that day, and most of the next, setting up his woodwork which helped relieve some of his jitters. Tony Bennett, also a guest on Carson's show that night, rehearsed his songs while Walter set up his things. By the time Walter left the studio the day of the show, he said he knew all the songs Bennett was going to sing. Of course he was nervous he said, he even told Carson that on the air. Carson

had introduced Walter as a "unique gentleman" and seemed to like him from the beginning. They bantered back and forth as they examined the woodwork and Walter got as many laughs as Carson. First Walter showed his handles - the "morning after" handle wraps around one's head and has wheels with pegs that screw into each ear to keep out the noise. The "face saver" handle was designed for Ed McMahon, Walter joked. It wraps around the neck and hooks onto the edge of the bar so that when one has had a lot to drink he doesn't have to worry about ·falling face-down on the bar. Next Walter demonstrated how his~ strange machines worked - most had c cranks and counter-weights and perfor- £ ' med tasks in a round-about way. few minutes of the show, possibly He demonstrated·, among other things, because of his extensive work in the a seven-foot five-minute egg timer. a bird theater and his years of experience as a called a "pogo hoppilus" and a "red- teacher. tape" machine that, when cranked, leads He is a l961 graduate of Clarion State one around in circles. When Carson College in Pennsylvania and received his broke the crank off the "one-clove garlic master's degree from the University of press," he asked Walter what the piec~'s Denver in 1965. He liked Denver and original price was. "$300," Walter said. decided to stay here. He came to MSC in "And now?" Carson asked. 1970. "Twelve-thousand," Walter quickly He has been doing woodwork for 18 replied. years an~ about 10 years ago he had his Carson commented on Walter's work, own scene shop where he built scenery for noticing that each piece was made from production companies making comrnerfine woods, such as mahogany and cials for television. Now he does most of walnut, and that they were put together ms woodwork while watching football with wooden pegs and not nails. games on T. v. in his shop, He works Walter seemed relaxed after the first

there almost every day, he said. When asked if he intends to continue .. teaching he said, "Oh yeah, I like that. I'd go crazy if I had to do this all day." He said that he often gets ideas from his students although they don't always know it, and that his creativity is enhanced by teaching. A video tape of the show was made by the speech department and Walter said ~ he wants to see it. The Carson show was taped at 5:30 p.m. and aired at 11 p.m. After the show was taped Walter had a big dinner and some drinks, then returned to his hotel room to relax. And relax he did, falling asleep before the Johnny. Carson Show was aired.

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b Ci d 8 Y n l' osoya Oye Oginga, a 1912 MSC art graduate, will begin the celebrations at the AfroAmerican Culture Festival with an art symposium 10 a.m. Friday, February 13. He will discuss the principles underlying Afro-American art themes focusing on structure and form. Many of Oginga's works are wood carvings. He calls his elaborate, hand-carved doors " stylized African design." He

prefers to carve walnut and mahogany and the completed doors weigh 75 to 90 pounds. He is also a skillful painter, using various media from charcoal to acrylic. His art usually portrays people primarily black people - but he doesn't like it called Afro-American. " I'm an African American and the images I do are based on my own experiences," said Oginga.

Afro-American culture festival to be held will also be sold both days. Most of the activities will be in the Auraria Student Center . For infor mation call 629-2935. Marshall, a Shakespearean actor who played the starring role in "Blacula," will recreate the life and times of Frederick Douglass, a man born a slave who became an eloquent writer and orator for the cause of human rights. Marshall's performance begins at 7:30 p.m . February 14 in St. Cajetan's auditorium, Ninth and Lawrence streets. Tickets are $3 and can be purchased at c0 a: the door .

by Cindy Hosoya A performance by Emmy award winning act or William Mars hall , will highlight the Afro-American Culture Festival hosted by Metropolitan State College February 13 and 14 on the Auraria campus. ·The department of Afro-American. studies at MSC is sponsoring the festival which is being held tQ celebrate Black Awareness Month. Lectures-, workshops and a bazaar of arts and crafts by local black artists will begin at 10 a.m. each day. African and Afro-American food

Oye Oginga will be displaying his woodcarvings February 13 in the Student Center.

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Editorial Falwell interview no big deal r

by Emerson Schwartzkopf

It's amazing what a little courtroom drama does to First Amendment debates. Recently, Reverend Jerry Falwell - leader of the famous Moral Majority - recently went to court in Virginia, seeking to block publication of the March 1980 Penthouse . . . because he happened to be in this particular issue of the " men's" magazine. The Federal judge involved ruled against Falwell and the magazine appeared on sales racks nationwide. This action rolled out the old arguments on prior restraint of the press by the government. Those arguing against Falwell must have had smirks on their faces, seeing this new American religious paragon fighting to keep out of Penthouse's sin-filled pages. Many see Falwell and his Moral Majoritites as selfappointed saviors and censors, attempting to force their particularly conservative moral code on the rest of America. For the more liberal-minded populus, the Penthouse flap must seem like just desserts for these modern-day Crusaders. However, on this debate of "freedom of the press," there's one very large problem. Penthouse may possibly have the power of the Constitution to back up the publication of its "exclusive" interview. Jerry Falwell, on the other hand, is right. Not politically right. Just plain right. Falwell contended in court the interviewers failed to state where the interview was to be published - given that Falwell would have objected to his words appearing in Penthouse. One of the interviewers appeared on television recently to state Falwell set no ground rules on the interview's final destination.

This, though, brings up a serious point of journalistic ethics. Falwell may not have specified anything about the interview's publication, but was it fair for the interviewers to neglect telling Falwell of the interview possibly being in Penthouse? In reading the interview, it becomes obvious Falwell had no idea where the interview was headed. In dealing with pornography, for instance, Falwell uses Play boy as an example of sinful skin publications; and, wouldn't a topical preacher such as Falwell speak directly to his audience (Penthouse) if he knew where the words would finally appear? Also, the interview is lousy with low journalistic tricks unworthy of a skilled and honest writer and publisher. A preface states the interview was cut "for space reasons" (noted by elipses in the actual copy) and · "neither the questions nor the answers have been altered in any respect." What follows, however, are a number of elipses cuts gutting both questions and answers to near incoherance. During one answer, Falwell's response is cut four times in one sentence; and one question is never really asked at all, but inferred within parentheses. And, of course, the interview lacks the prestige of its "exclusive" billing. Falwell nearly always makes himself available to the press - and his appearances on news shows to explain the Penthouse controversy actually increased his public exposure. Once the interview is pieced together by readers, however, Falwell has no reason for worry. The interview reveals nothing controversial, as the interviewers failed to persue key routes of questioning. In fact, Falwell almost gives the impression of just an ordinary Joe using a bit of God in helping America out. Por-

nography, he notes in one segment, will always flourish. Let's just keep it away from the kids. In that case, would Falwell care to come to Colorado and testify against the stringent pronography standards being proposed by State Senator Ted Strickland in his anti-obscenity bill? Obviously, Penthouse has committed two major violations of good journalistic practices. One, it used questionable procedure in obtaining an "exclusive" in~ terview with Falwell; and, two, the interview is shot through with holes - both in undue cutting and dull questions. In this case, Falwell receives the small end of the deal, by unwittingly appearing in a skin magazine, and additionally in a bad interview. Consider, please, the man's rights to fair representation. Penthouse - and its publisher, Bob Guccione - will no doubt · use the First Amendment shield to accuse Falwell of attempting to censor "what the public needs to know." Legally, that's a proper defense. And, the public does indeed need to know more about Falwell, the Moral Majority, and the roots of the new American religious revival. In that respect, the American reading public has some important rights, too. Everyone has the right - and should exercise such to ignore the March 1981 Penthouse. Don't buy it, and refuse to look at anything until a good, in-depth article on Falwell etc., appears. There's no need to support a magazine promoting "good journalism," by placing a chopped-up farce of an interview between advice from a former prostitute and a naked woman pictured with a face painted on her abdomen. c

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Musical mediocrity abounds· by Emerson Schwartzkopf

Reviewed this week: ARETHA/ Aretha Franklin/ Arista AL

produced . . . and nearly swallows Franklin's superb style. Tpe excess in production, however, doesn't make Aretha a total failure.

9538 BORDERLINE/ Ry Cooder/ Warner Brothers BSK 3489 COGNAC AND BOLOGNA/ Doug and the Slugs/ RCA Victor AFL-1-3887-A

In the early 1960's, Aretha Franklin moved from a neglective Columbia R'ecords to the Atlantic label and producer Jerry Wexler. The result, with songs such as "Respect" and "(You Make Me Feel Like a) Natural Woman," catapulted Franklin into stardom and earned her the title of First Lady of Soul. ._Recently, however, Franklin bas fallen into a reclusive period with new albums released intermittently and infrequent hits . In changing record labels once again, Franklin's Aretha should signal an era of new growth at Arista Records. This is, if Franklin· really wants to stretch her talents. For Aretha, although a- pleasant album, is more contentment than advancement. Much of the blame for the lack of excitement can be laid at the feet of coprod ucers Arif Mardin and Chuck Jackson. While Otis Redding's "Can't T~n You Loose" is a moving. r-artd-b shuffle, the rest of Aretha 1s over-

Franklin's smooth stylings of "Come To Me" and "United Together" come as welcome relief to those aching to hear Lady Soul sing one more sultry soul ballad. However, Aretha shows only the median range of Aretha Franklin's incredible vocal talents - those talents that brought her fame over ten years ago. Aretha shows she still has the power, but the material is lacking.

Material, however, is never a large problem with Ry Cooder. At times, this modern-day troubadour drew on the music of the l 930's, American folk styles, Hawaiian luau ballads, and "TexMex" hacienda howdowns. Borderline features a compedium of all these styles - or, in other words, this is "another" Ry Cooder album. While offering nothing new, Borderline is Ry Cooder refined to near perfection, and great entertainment. The music, though, is often overshadowed by Cooder's use of the 3M Digital System. As with his previous Bop 'Till You Drop, Borderline gives Cooder's music a crystalline edge using this advanced recording technique . The problem many musicians face with the digital recording technique is its ability to exactly reproduce sounds while recording. With Cooder, however, the simple country-blues flavoring of Borderline is enhanced by the more realistic sounds. . Although Ry Cooder has yet to be a Top Ten, platinum album artist, Bor. derline is a good example of why Cooder has a large, faithful cult following (witness the sellout shows this month at the Rainbow Music Hall). His unique combinations of diverse musical styles, coupled with an easy folk feel make Ry

Cooder and Borderline a pleasant - if not horribly complicated - part of today's music. In last week's MetroStyle, there came some moaning over the lack of good musical talent coming from Canada. Doug and the Slugs, a Vancouver group, may not totally change that opinion, but the outlook from the North could become brighter.

Cognac and Bologna is Doug and the Slug's interesting, if not memorable, debut. Although this band sounds like the typical sleazeball regular group at a continued on page 8

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.-Jllet:~·51¢M~ Doug and Slugs no baloney continued from page 1 local roadhouse, Cognac and Boiogna does have a few positive points. The album jacket for this record gives · a note of thanks to Joe Jackson; much of Doug and the Slugs' music contains a definite Jackson influence, with a hard backbeat and hammer-like -chord changes. Like a roadhouse band, Doug and the Slugs show little originality with Cognac and Bologna; much of the music is

reworked standard rock themes of fast sexual encounters and slow emotional letdowns. However, the band makes up for its lack of new ideas with a heavy dose of humor (with lines like "I felt just like a daytime TV gameshow host") and some enthusiastic playing, replete with hollers and an occasional rave-up. Cognac and Bologna may not sell a million copies - or even a thousand, for

!hat matter - but this is honest, goodtime rock ·and roll from a limited-butgood old-fashioned "house" band. And, the album has one more peculiar trait. For some reason, repeated listings may drive anyone to rush out and get a cheap pitcher of beer and a pepperoni pizza.

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Gymnastics team in top ten . by Terron Hutt

Late afternoons, the Auraria gym is amazingly quiet, providing an ideal time for the MSC Men's Gymnastics team to practice. As the team warms up with various stretches, the tempo builds. One member chalks bis hands and performs on the parallel bars, making it look so easy. The gymnastics team - in their first varsity year - placed seventh last fall at the Rocky Mountain Opening National 1 Meet. Head Coach Eric Fulcomer, and his assistant Jeff Johnson, had no knowledge there would be a varsity gymnastics team until July of 1980. There was little time for recruitment, and the team was composed of walk-ons and students. ... from P .E. classes. Fulcomer commented, "This is an incredible situation. People came out of the woodwork and here we are looking good." And looking good they are. The NAI statistics rate the team in the top ten nationally. ''Three of the team members rank in the top four or better," Fulcomer added. Those members are; Joe Glenn, first on horizontal bars; Steve Peterson, fourth on horizontal bars; Rich Gardner, fifth on pommel horse. ._"I'm proud of the guys. The odds were against us when we started and recruited

late, and here we are ranked in the top ten nationally,'• Fulcomer said. Two team members broke meet records January 29 at the New Mexico Invitational. Joe Glenn came in with a score of 9.1 on the high bar, and Rich Gardner scored 8.45 on the pommel horse. " We have a very capable team captain, Joe Glenn, who was a tremendous help in bringing the team together," Fulcomer said. "One reason for our success is the great support from our school, and Athletic Director Dr. Marc Rabin off.'• There is still plenty of room for MSC

men students on the team. "They don't have to be real top-notch gymnasts," Fulcomer said. "We take the time to develop them." The team's next meet is at home, on Friday, February 13. It is against Ft. Hays State, who are ranked third nationally. Will superstitions bTing doubts to Fulcomer's team? "No prol.Jlem, the tougher the competition, the tougher we get," he said. "This is a sign of good competition and of a good team."

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gift. Dear Ann: Athletically I'm an AllAmerican. Romantically I'm a nerd . I'm in love with a fox. But the competition is rough . What'll I give h er for Valentine's Day~ Nervously Yours, Chicken Hunk Dear Chicken; Don't punt. Send her flowers. h's probably the best play you ever mad'-.'.. And the easiest. .Just W> to your nearest FTD Florist. He has the perfect Valentine gifl. A beautiful bouquet that e,:omes in a special bud vase. Even better,"you can afford it. Remember, when in doubt, rely on the magic of flowers. It's the only way a chicken can catch a fox . Good hunting.

SPORTS CALENDAR Fri., February 13 Womens Basketball vs. Colorado School of Mines at Golden, 5 p.m. Men's Gymnastic team vs. Ft. Hays State at Auraria P .E.R. building, 2 p.m. Swimming team vs. Denver University at Auraria P .E.R building, 4 p.m.

Sat., February 14 Men's Gymnastic team vs. Texas Tech. University at Auraria P .E.R. building, 2 p.m. Women's Basketball team vs. University of Southern Colorado at Auraria P .E.R. building, 7:30 p.m. Tues., February 17 Women's Basketball team vs. Colorado College at Colorado Springs, 7 p.m.

METROPOLITAN SCOREBOARD Basketball: Swimming:

FOR THE RECORD: The correct contact numbers for th SC Women's Soccer team should b · arry Temmers at 777-6001 and Bil hambers at 322-3478.

It was a close meet, but our Roadrunners didn't pull through as Colorado College ended Thursday's meet 54 to 49. Friday, Colorado School of Mines visited Auraria and took control of the swim meet 62 to 50.

The MSC women's team lost to DU 59 to 80, February 3. However, they had an impressive second half, outscored by only four points. Colorado Women's College was the dominating force in Friday's game as their women's team won 105 to 59 over MSC.

Helping you say it right. The FTD Valentine Bud Vase is usually available for less than $10 00 As an independent businessman. each FTD Florist sets his own prices. Service charges and delivery may be add1t1onal ' 1981 Florists· Transworld Delivery. ~ •

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The Metropolitan, February 11, 1981

Calendar ' continuing events Applications for membership in Alpha Eta Rho, the professional aviation fraternity, are available in the Aerospace Office, WC Building, and the fraternity office, SC rm 35 I. Completed applications will be accepted at both offices through Friday, February 13. The Prisoner, a play by Bridget Boland, opens Friday, February 13, at the Rivertree Theatre, 1629 Platte St., for an open-length engagement. Call 433-9216 for reservations and information.

wednesday 11

thursday 12

friday 13

Blue Collar in rm 330 of the Student Center. 12:15, 2:15, 4:15, and 9 p.m. 75 cents.

Being There in rm. 330 of the Student Center. 12: 15, 2:25, 7&9:10. 75cents.

Alpha Eta Rho presents an Aviation Seminar with guest speakers from Denver Air Route Traffic Control Center and Stapleton Control. Noon in the Student Center, room to be announced.

Phi Chi Theta meeting at 7 p.m. in rm. 354, Student Center. Elections of new officers.

Afro-American Cultural Festival, ASC 257/8 & 151. 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. Call 629-3185 for information. Also Jazz History Jam, Arts 295 , 4-6:30 p.m. 629-2997.

Futures Seminar, 3-6 p.m., at 1020 9th St. Call 629-3417 for information.

1 Recitals and Performance MSC Assn. of Minority Business Students ____ ------~1~~~~--l!!__~_~,-~_l!j~~ll.!}~_s_. _U_!!.Q:QJLl0__2;JO______ . . will meet at 6 p.m., riff.-TST,--SliiC!enCCcn:----p.m. (I p.m. program). 629-2429. • 1 ter. General membership meeting. All business students welcome. UCO presents Jim Page in a benefit concert l ' ~· for native peoples in the southwest resisting destruction from uranium and coal Auraria Nuclear Education Project meets development. 7:30 p.m., rm. 214 of E.C. at 7 p.m., rm. 254, Student Center. All building. Tickets $2.SO at the door. welcome. 629-3320.

Afro-American Festival, ASC 257/ 8 & 151. 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. Call 629-3185 for information.

APCUP Indirect Cost Subcommittee meeting, CN 301. Call 629-3426 for information. JO a.m. to 12 noon.

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MSC Indoor Youth Baseball Clinic, in the Gym, 8 a.m. to 12 noon. Call 629-3145 for information.

MSC Indoor Youth Baseball Clinic in the Gym. 8 a.m. to 12 noon. Call 629-3°145 for information.

Phi Chi Theta open house, 11 a.m. to 1 p.m.in the lounge across from the School of Business. Find out about the $300 scholarship.

Brubaker in rm 330, Student Center at 7 p.m. 1S cents.

Officials Clinic for Rocky Mountain Wheelchair Athletic Assn. PER 209, noon to 2 p.m. 629-3145. Mini-Swim Meet for Rockv Mountain Wheelchair Athletic Assn. at the pool 2 to 5 p.m. 629-3145. An Evening with Frederick Douglas, St.

Cajetan's, 7:30 p.m.

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Dolls, Toys and Games of American Indian Children. Denver Museum of Natural History, first floor hallway leading to Gates Planetarium. Through April 30. No charge. Call 322-1302 for information.

Afro-American Culture Festival at St. Cajetan's, 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Call 629-2997.

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Children's Diabetes Assn. - Pool and handball courts. I p.m. to 3 p.m. 629-3145. The Fiendish Plot of Dr. FuManchu staring Peter Sellers at the University of Colorado at Boulder, UCD Forum Room. 7 & 9:15 p.m. $1.75. Call 1-492-8888 for information.

Women's Issues series continues at St. Francis Interfaith Center, 12 noon. Call 629-2340 for title, speaker and information. Naje Colorado Jazz Showcase at the Rainbow Music Hall, 7:30 p.m. Tickets $5.05 at Select-A-Seat or Rainbow. Aurarians Against Nukes presents a slide show considering energy forces of the earth. 12-2 p.m., rm. 254 of Student Center.

UCD Veterans We can help you choose a major or a career. Advising for learning concerns Contact the Office for Student Affllirs, Central Classroom Room107 Telephone 629-2861

Joan Jett and The Blackhearts at Walabi's Call 744-3022 for more information. NOVA "The Science of Murder. " Last year in the U.S. there were 20,000 homicides. NOVA looks at the reality of murder through the eyes of people whose job it is to deal with death. 8 p.m., Channel 6. Aurarians Against nukes presents a slide show considering energy forces of the earth. 12-2 p.m., rm. 254 of Student Center.

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AURARIA BOOK-CENTER

STUDENTS! BEFORE YOU READ OR WRITE IN YOUR BOOKS, BE SURE- you are taking this course - your instructor requires these books

FULL REFUNDS ARE MADE ON COURSE BOOKS THAT ARE-

Ask for Jim Dragna

- in new condition (unread and unmarked) - accompanied by your receipt - priced with our sticker - returned within three weeks of purchase date

HELP Personal counseling Career advising Group experiences

NOTE:

are available on the Auraria campus contact

- Books purchased ear1y for Fall or Spring semesters may be returned through the third week of classes_ - Books for short sessions may be returned through the first week of classes. 955 LAWRENCE Mon.-Thurs. 8-7:30,

Counseling Referral Office Auraria Student Assistance Center Central Classroom 108

629·2861 .....~~~for Dr. Strandburg '•

Student Assn. of Social Work meeting, 11 :30 a.m., Student Center rm. 257.

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T1te Metropolil4tl, Febrwuy I I, 1981

Classified FOR SALE

FOR SALE: Mas wheels; western "Bullets" 14 x 7, fits Olev. Complete with Chrome lup, Ioele set, and aoocl radials. SlSO. Call 936-6670 anytime.

MOVING Household items for sale: Typewriters, camera, books, records, auiw, fencina, magazine stand, desk and other .r;·i:eUaneo~ items at a_ low cost. Stop by S490 "' .:Id Street m Arvada, daily from lHi p.m.

SKI FOR THE REMAINDER of the ski season for the price of a lift ticket. Have season passes that must sell, SlO. Sounds too aood to be true. · Give me a call, 629-333S or 469-S67S, ask for Bryant.

FOR SALE: Elcctrical Enaineerina Library. Solid State Software modulflor Tl Programmable S8 .t S9: S30.00. lndudes manual, refc:reooe guide, label cards, and library wallet. Call after S p.m.: 9:M-

FOR SALE: I pr. Scott Superbot ski boots, larae shell, fits size 10-11 ~- Also conversion kit for Chevrolet V-8 into Jeep CS-S. Sell or trade. Call Russ, 7Sl-S023.

fl030. 1f79 DATSUN 280ZX, coupe. S speed, air conditioned, power steerina, windows, cassette, 11,000 miles. Mint condition, S9,SOO. Call 6652684.

TYPING SERVICE -

14 x 70 mobile home. Two

Call Pam at 292-1260 from 7-9 p.m. Mon., Wed., or Fri. Pict up and delivery at Auraria.

fireplace, excellent condition. Nice fenced yard, set up in family park. On bus line, dose to Northalenn shoppiq center. Shown by appointment . Call 4S2-S33 l.

TAX AND ACCOUNTING SERVICE Southeast area. Reasonable rates. Call ~5074 for an appointment.

HELP WANTED

TYPING term papen, summations, theses. Low rates! Call422-2929.

HELP WANTED: Will exchanae private apt. on 300 acre ranch in Evergreen for some liaht housework and care for infant. Call for interview.

SKIS FOR SALE, cheapll Broke my lep ice sltatiq. New Head Out Back, 180 cm. Head Narrow edae radna series - SR 90 and CR 203 cm. Olin Ballet, ISO cm. Hart Freestyle, 17S cm. Call 757-0167.

present AnthropoloaicaJ papen at our conference this year. The papen will be published in a journal under copywrite. If interested call Olris at 6293334 or come by rm 259 at the Student Center for more information.

FOR SALE: Two keystone lift tickets for any day,

HANDIVAN DRIVERS needed: this is an on campus transportation service for disabled students. Great pay! Variety of houn. Van runs from 9 a.m. to 11 p.m. Apply at your rtnancial Aid Office or Disabled Student Services Office, Central aassroom Blcfa., room 108.

S2S; Boetcher Aristocrat aold trumpet with valve

SALE: White painted wood book case with c:losina Pass doors, seven shelves, 11 inch deep 66 inch lliah - 48 inch wide. SlOO. Call 4Sl-032S or 433-5934.

oil and cleaner brush, $100. Call 424-4173 between I and 10 weekdays. Ask for Debbie. 1969 KARMANN GHIA, excellent condition, rebuilt engine and transmission, .needs brake pads, muffler, one tire to pass inspection. can't afford to repair. Will sacrifice for S2,SOO. Call 388-1864.

HELP PAY MY TUITION, Olympus OM-a, Cbinon SS-210 zoom. Portfolio available. Keriwood 7600 reoeiver, 80 watts. lborens turntable. Camera, SlOO. Stereo items, S4SO. Will seperate. Cill 420-7402.

ARE YOU MEAN AND VICIOUS or cruel and brutal. Join the Fraternal Order of the Empire. Meets once a mo.nth on the Channel 2 TV tower to cut off the hands of wimpy space cadets. Send SS and phone number to D.V., 12870 W. IS Dr., Golden, CO. 80401.

FOR SALE: Ice box for camper or boat approx. f9~ x 21 ~. $80. Men's.Lange Pro sltiboots size 8!.-1 with tree, S20. Women's San Marco ski boots size 7 with tree, SlO. Trunk ski rack, $20. Barbeque grill, SS. U.S. flq, SL Call ~S074.

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SALE: Boetcher Aristocrat trumpet, gold and in great condition with valve oil and head cleaner, $100. Kodalc Tele-lnstamatic 110 camera with electronic flash attachment, S2S. Two lift tickets to Keystone anytime, S2S. Call Debbie at 424-4173 after 4 p.m., weekdays.

SAMARITAN SECRETARY types term papers, manuscripts, resumes, etc. Helen Smelter, 4261947.

1977 JEEP CJ7, 6 cyl. Quadratrac, has had tender loving care, S4,SOO. 7S6-369S days; 7S6-8407 evenings.

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3167, or423-IS07.

FOR SALE: Suzuki TC 125, 6,400 miles, runs great, looks ok. S27S. Call 42S-4181 evenings.

Call 837-8130. INCARNOLOOY: Explore your past lives. What if they are real? Let us not seem to have lived in vain. Hypnotist for 18 years. Thint about it, then call P.l.C. 825-4409. FREE CPA review course if you are next year's campus representative. Call Judy Spinder (current rep.) 7S6-S309 for details. PROFESSIONAL TYPINO by Legal/Land Secretary. Comprehensive proofreading. Divorce, leaal, term papers. Correctina Selectric. Rhonda 428-86.SS. (pd 2/13)

LARGE BASEMENT APT in clean, quiet building, no security porblems. North Capitol Hill near bus and bike lanes. Storage space. Unfurnished. but new carpets, newly painted, Sl7S/mo. plus utilities, deposit. Nice deal Call Alex or Mike, 832-S992.

see to appreciate. S26S. Deposit, SlSO. Call 433-

FOR SALE: 9!.-1x11 !.-1 feet of medium grey, used wool rug. Very clean and excellent condition. Priced very low.

LET ME DO YOUR TYPING. Pjca or script or casual type. Will do: thesis, term papers, tables, letters and resumes. 7S cents/double space pqe.

HOUSING

GREAT SOUND - Techniques SA-80 AM-FM stereo receiver and BSR Mrk IV A Turntable. Bo~ new condition, SlSO pair. Call Richard afternoons

3 BEDROOM APT. -

PERSONALS

Perfect condition, must

WANTED: Women who enjoy posing for photographs. Free reprints of any pictures. Joe, 861-SOll.

FEMALE ROOMMATE WANTED: share 2 bedroom apt., swim pool, non-smoker preferred, $137.SO/mo and half of utilities. Deposit $100. Very close to buslines. (Located near Botanical Gardens). Call 388-9561 afternoons or evenings.

DEAR RONALD: Like the food, like the store, but I don't like the mice on the floor. Signed M.C. TO THE PARTY who returned an important personal item lost by me and found in the science center. Thank you very much. You know who you are. It's refreshing to know there are still honest people around. J. Connor. TO DEEDEE in Aerospace: 4'. 11 " is sttll absolutely fantastic. Stop by The. Metropolitan and have lunch with the guy who took his shoes off, too.

FEMALE ROOM.MATEWANTED: TO SHARE HOUSE IN Westminister with same. Fireplace, furnished, fenced yard. $140/mo. plus half utilities. Call Cheer at 426-7889.

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ROOM.MATEWANTED to share 2 bedroom apt. Vic. Alameda in Aurora. Call Cynthia at 3414600, ext. 270, 271 or 272.

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arammar and spellina

auaranteed. Only as cents per doubie-spKed pqe.

bedrooms, new carpet throuah out, woodburnina

THE MSC ANTHROPOLOGISTS need people to

2 NEW DATSUN Pickup bucket seats. Oray/blaclt vinyl, $250. Call 665-2684.

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GLYNN, 1 know you wouldn't have read this unless I pointed.it out. Happy Valentine's Day! I love you. Karen

ROOMMATE WANTED: Share 2 bedroom spacious house, near campus. Modern kitchen, large bathroom, fireplace, $175 per month also share liS of gas. Call James at 861$-S012 eves.

PERSONALS: Porky, Wally wants to meet Edna at The Dark Hole Bar and Cafe. Can you find her and tell her. Forever, Stinky.

UNIQUE AND ANTIQUE one-bedroom and buffet apartments available in historic Curtis Park, beautifully renovated. From $150, including utilities. Convenient to campus. 320-0457.

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CJC STUDENTS: Applications for membership in the student organization - Lambda Alpha Epsilon - are available in the CJC office. Be a part of this growing organization of students interested in the criminal justice system. Information 761S220/ 433-SOS6.

ROOMMATE WANTED: share w/ grad architecture. student: 2 bdrm, fireplace, cathedral ceiling, skylights, dishwasher, mtn. view, patio, swim pool, club house, tennis court, bot tub. Call Dave 7S6-8106. •

STIMULANTS Pharmaceutical grade, blacks, eggs, blue and clears, and many more. Swifty, Inc. PO. Box 1873 Iowa City, Iowa. S2240.

DO YOU NEED someone to help you cope with personal concerns? The Counselor Referral Office of the Auraria Student Assistance Center will help

SERVICES RESUME - Need help? Counseling, consultant, effective preparation designing resumes for you. Call J.P. 399-0349.

you fmd a counselor or appropriate help. The office also has information on workshops and group counseling on the Auraria ~pus. Contact Dr. Strandburg in the Auraria Student Assistance Center in the Central Classroom, Suite 108. Telephone 629-3474.

PERSONAL AND CAREER counseling is available at the Unviersity of Colorado at Denver Counselor Training Center. All counseling is free. The center, under the supervision of Dr. Corky Standburg, is located in the Central Classroom Bldg., room 107. 629-2861.

SUZY: You won't see this till late, but Happy Valentine's Day! I love you. K.

CLASSIFIED ORDER FORM FREE TO AURARIA STUDENTS, FACULTY AND STAFF• NAME: PHONE NUMBER: l.D. NUMBER: SENDT0-1006 1 lTH STREET, BOX 57, DENVER. CO 10204 OR DELIVER TO THE STUDENT CENTER RM. 1 56 •fOI( OT"EI( flDYEl(TISEl(S: 10¢ PEI( WOl(D-Pl(EPfllD

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