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NEWS: Students will be able to learn healthier living habits - and get academic credit for it as well.

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FEATURE: The housewife of the 1980s has more problems than dirty laundry and bratty kids these days_

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COLUMN: Ed Kraus warns that you can never escape your parents, even when you're all grown up.

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SPORTS: There's more to do at Auraria than attend class; there's also ample opportunity to get in shape and have fun .

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New v .p. keeping a low profile

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by Joan Conrow

Stanley G. Sunderwirth - who opposes merger, a centralized , bureaucracy and the "whipping of •]ead horses'' - was selected May 12 as the new MSC vice president of academic affairs.

Serving as acting vice president since October 1980, Sunderwirth will officially assume the position 4'.July l, pending approval of the Board of Trustees. He was chosen over three other finalists by MSC President Donald Macintyre, following a four month search often fraught with controversy. ~ Sunderwirth - the former dean of the MSC school of science and math - replaced Michael Howe, who resigned after admitting he had lied about having a doctorate egree, a requirement of the job.

As far as Sunderwirth is concerned, however, that incident is a thing of the past; he doesn't believe in "whipping dead horses." That's also his philosophy _.when it comes to dealing with both the faculty's vote of "no confidence'' in the leadership of President Macintyre last fall, and charges of institutional racism.

"Last year was a turbulent

year," admitted Sunderwirth. "I have no intention of resurrecting any of those old injuries."

However, Sunderwirth does not plan to ignore the problems. He is not sure just how he will deal with the issues troubling the college, but vowed "I'm going to try."

He said President Macintyre "can't and shouldn't get involved with the all of the problems arising with the faculty.'' Sunderwirth said he will deal directly with the

faculty to decrease the tension he feels is causing the school real harm. His responsibility, Sunderwirth believes, is to breach the gap that has widened between Macintyre and most of the faculty in the past year; but he won't resort to "opening old wounds" to do it.

"We've all been hurt in this whole operation," Sunderwirth said of the faculty/ Macintyre conflict. "There's no point in continuing it."

Sunderwirth wants to ''completly forget the past," and has begun working to renew communication and trust between the administration and faculty .

"I want to involve the faculty in important decisions that affect the college,'' said the new vice president. To this end, he has initiated a complete revision of the handbook addressing faculty promotions, grievances, ·evaluation and hiring - and is relying heavily on faculty input to get the job done. He said faculty members have come up with some good policies, and is pleased that the faculty and administration is working together.

However, that is about the extent of any major changes that Sunderwirth plans to evoke, with the exception of decentralizing the office of academic affairs. He said he has "no intention of running everything from this office" and plans to farm some of the decision making out to the deans of the various schools in the college.

Sunderwirth said the office 0 1 academic affairs will initiate few changes that might affect students. A grade review policy is being continued on page 4

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Hews MSC health courses: response.to demand

by Debbie Williams In the hustle and bustle of everyday life, people are often forced to eat hurriedly, they contract bad habits and experience the stresses of living on the run. What they need is a chance to learn how to cope with these problems and to strive toward a healthier body.

Students at MSC will soon get that chance. John Davis, MSC professor of psychology with the help of nine others from the departments of human services, philosophy, nursing, student health services, psychology, physical education and recreation, and the St. Francis Interfaith Center - has devised a number of classes to help students take better care of themselves.

A survey was distribute<t to 420 students in April to determine if there was an interest in courses dealing with wellness and holistic health. The general response was encouraging, showing that most of those surveyed were indeed concern'e d with their health and wanted to take classes in such areas as exercise, personal growth, nutrition and stress management.

So, come next fall, MSC will be offering a group of new classes in response

to the demand for courses related to health. One of these will be PSY 190 Wellness Center.

"People will get together in small groups, and they'll keep journals on how they are progressing in class,'' Davis said.

He further explained that there would be health assessment tests at the beginning of the semester to determine in what category the student needs the most help.

At the end of the course, another test would be taken to see how far they had progressea.

"We will be able to evaluate the program a little easier,'' Davis said.

Another course to be offered is PSY 295 - Intro to Holistic Health. It is a theory-oriented class. This, as well as the PSY 190 class, are lower division courses, designed to give students the experience to attend the upper division classes.

Davis said students will take the advanced courses mostly to support their career goals, altpough others wanting to take the classes for health purposes may do so. Those pursuing a career in holistic health or wellness education will take such classes as teaching methods in wellness improvement, and research in health and wellness, in addition to others.

John Davis: working to make others healthy "That's part of what our function is to train 'would be' people," Davis said.

Then, those "would be" people will be able to work in different hospitals and businesses already supporting wellness clinics.

The classes mentioned will be taught by some of the nine people helping Davis out on the program. Some of the topics to be covered include weight control, nutrition, stress disorders, and smoking, alcohol and drug problems, Davis explained.

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It is hoped students will take advantage of these courses and will use them for their own welfare. After all, as Davis said, "Part of the function of education is to make people healthier and happier.''

Holistic health forum "Put your money where your mouth is" will be the topic of the June 19 holistic health forum at the Rocky Mountain Hospital in Denver.

Jack Wassinger, D.D.S., who bas practiced dentistry in Denver for 17 years, will be the featured speaker. Applied kinesiology, cranial adjustment, nutritional counseling and exercise will be explored as components of his holist• approach to dentistry.

The monthly forums are sponsored by the Colorado Holistic Health Network in an effort to help persons make more meaningful choices in_ the pursuit of wellness.

9 The forum will begin at 7:30 p.m; and costs $2. The Hospital is located at 9th and Dexter in Denver. For more information call 399-1840.

Legal Services available to students Auraria Legal Services plans to remain open through the summer to help Auraria students.

Legal Services offers UCD and MSC students free legal counseling for such problems such as traffic tickets, landlord/tenant disputes, divorce, bankruptcy, wills, name changes and most other types of non-contested legal issues.

If court room representation is needed, students can usually be referred to -~ lawyer with free initial consultation and/or a sliding fee schedule.

The Legal Services office, located in room 259F of the Student Center, offers free self-help publications and educational materials.

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The attorney is in the main office Monday and Wednesday from lO a.m. to 5 p.m. Tuesdays 12 to 5 p.m. and Friday 9 to noon. Appointments can be made by calling 629-3333.

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One evening during the Spring semester 1978, a work study student was alone in her campus office when a strange man entered the room.

Lieutenant Nora Ce1ivelli, one of the of' ficers responding to the call, recounted the sequence of events. The young women felt uneasy, but answered his questions and chatted with him. ~ft~r a few minutes the man began makmg improper and lewd remarks. Fearing that .- the woman might cry out and he would be discovered, the man panicked and fled without physically hurting her. The woman, hysterical, called the dispatcher at the Auraria Department of Public Safety (ADPS).

The dispatcher, a critical communication link, acted swiftly. Within • fifteen minutes, the dispatcher and ADPS officers had obtained a complete c 0 statement. The information was gathered a: quickly after making sure the girl was not implemented when a particular problem hurt. By focusing on facts of the incident develops. Last summer a bike clinic was rather than her feelings, the woman sponsored by ADPS incorporating became calm. The man was caught and distribution of literature, demonstrations ~ .,. identified. Just as importantly, the victim of proper methods of locking and issuanwas educated so the situation would not ce of Denver license tags. A person was occur again. hired solely to watch bicycles. This crime Cavelli, a long term member of ADPS prevention program decreased bicycle gave this example of how Public Safety thefts 25 percent over the last year. serves the campus.

Library purse thefts initiated a program Cavelli ·said people need a clearer pie- in which Public Safety and the library . ~ ture of law enforcement personnel. They aren't stonefaced and rigid, with 30-inch biceps and a yard-long nightstick, waiting to trap the unsuspecting (and innocent) bystander. Actual analysis of police work indicates that it is not based on physical strength or weapons. Rather it occurs on • a highly abstract level utilizing logic, analysis of facts, and awareness. A thorough familiarity with legal concepts and "people skills" guides everyday activities of officers.

Public Safety is service oriented. David Rivera, director of Public Safety, and veteran member of the force, recalls he entered the field because he felt it was important to. provide assistance when needed.

"I like to identify solutions for problems, and there is a great opportunity to deal with people," he said. ~ Recent statistics from ADPS and the FBI which compare crime rates per 1,000 people, reveal that although Auraria borders Capital Hill and downtown (both high crime areas), the campus crime rate per student FTE (full-time equivalent) is impressively low, much lower than .. surrounding neighborhoods. The Auraria Higher Education Center enjoys a crime rate that is far lower than any comparable urban educational institution in the state or nation.

Rivera and Cavelli agree that a significant reason for the low crime rate # is because community cooperation is taken seriously. By working together with campus people, ADPS insures campus safety. If communication is open, ADPS can identify potentially precarious situations and prevent future crime.

Auraria Public Safety cooperates ~ closely with the Denver Police Department. Last year, an Auraria dispatcher picked up a reported stabbing in the downtown area. When the suspects crossed campus, they were arrested by an Auraria officer.

Specific prevention projects are often

staff worked together, drastically reducing incidents of stolen purses by 50 percent.

Spring at Auraria brings not only flowers and warm air but also increased opportunity for crime. Rivera said , "Theft opportunities increase because everything becomes more open." Windows and doors on cars are left open.Clothing is lighter with few pockets, so belongings are left on tables

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Public Safety suggests people on campus take precautions to prevent thefts and assaults. Unattended offices tempt .people to steal radios or calculators.

Women may leave purses unattended thereby providing an opportunity for a theft. Resale of stolen books and supplies makes petty theft profitable. Belongings should be watched closely. Bicycles need to be secured by proper locks and guarded by proper bicycle licenses, if crossing campus at night, stay on well-traveled paths and carry key in hand. Walk with a sense of purpose to show confidence; people who meander make promising targets.

Other ongoing methods employed by Public Safety are emergency posters and phone stickers which give information about how to contact ADPS quickly.

Public Safety keeps statistical information to better identify crime patterns and identify successful proactive patrol actions.

Both Rivera and Cavelli urge people to call ADPS if they see something suspicious. Getting into the habit of noticing details will help in crime reporting. Police action begins when a person gives details 'to the dispatcher who is on duty 24 hours a day. The Department of Public Safety is located at 1250 Seventh Street. The phone number is 629-3271 for emergencies or 629-3474 for non emergency calls .

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Editorial Student Body Presid.ential Report i

Volunteers needed As the newly elected President and Vice President of the Associated Students of Metropolitan State College, it is our pleasure to welcome you all.

We are looking forward to a very productive, progressive year working in our capacities as your representatives. We seek your imput, support and involvement in this endeavor. Every student here has a voice which can be made heard, either through direct involvement in a representative capacity (of which there are still quite a few positions open), or through those people in those positions.

Although activity is relatively slow during the Summer semester in the Student Government office, it is also· the best time for interested students to find out about the availability of positions which they can assume as representatives of the student body. Plus, those people have the advantage of meeting all the administrators with whom they will deal through the school year.

I'll give a partial rundown on the positions which will need to be filled before fall semester: Curriculum Committee: positions are available in the schools of Business, Urban Studies, Science and Math (2), and Liberal Arts (3). If you are interested in getting involved in this capacity, and your declared major is in one of the above schools, then talk to the dean of that school. I'm going to write a memo to the deans and department chairpersons, requesting recommendations for those positions. They, of course, will choose their candidates from a pool of people expressing an interest in being involved.

Administrative Liaisons: these people act as the official liaisons with the school Administration, the Faculty Senate, the State Legislature, and clubs. These people will act as information officers, for and from the student government office.

Special Events Coordinators: organize, produce and administer special events held on and off campus, events which include concerts, parties and benefits.

Student Facilities Policy Council: there is one position on this important council (which is the policy recommending body for the student center) still open.

Advisory Boards: there are many advisory boards (which report to the AHEC Board of Directors through the Student Advisory Committee to the Auraria Board) with vacancies.

We're looking forward to seeing you. We welcome any suggestions which are constructive and studentoriented. If you're at all interested, call the office of Student Government at 629-3253 or 629-2797. The time spent in the office during the summer is minimal, but keep trying. You can also leave a note in the ASMSC office, Room 340 in the Student Center, and we'll get in touch with you.

You are the people who can make things better here, but it will take your involvement. The personal rewards from this type of involvement are huge; the time invested is well woFth it, we assure you.

Sincerely and supportively, LORING CREPEAU, President, ASMSC PATTIE GOODMAN, Vice President, ASMSC

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Sunderwirth continued from page 1 developed, he said, and the Academic Standards Board - which reviews credit overload and basic studies waiver requests - has been moved to his office from the office of student affairs.

He also said he has no plans to "scale back" summer school, although he is not convinced that the Winterirn session is either cost effective or "educationally feasible."

Sunderwirth thinks his major responsibility is not to implement radical changes, but "to oversee the entire resident instruction operation at Metro State;" and to insure that everything involving teaching, advising and curriculum development runs smoothly.

His past experience would certainly seem to prepare him for that task. Sunderwirth obtained his doctorate in chemistry at Ohio State University, and has been involved in higher education for the past 26 years.

"I've held every position imaginable," said Sunderwirth. He has been an instructor, a professor, chairman of his department, dean of the school of science and math, and finally, acting vice president of academic affairs for the past eight montbs.

"It would have been a terrible adjustment if someone had come in (to the position) from the outside," Sunderwirth said. He believes his nine years at MSC • ~~ enl~en him about some of the -

special problems suffered· by an urban, state-supported institution sharing a campus with two other colleges.

"MSC will probably always operate on a crisis basis," Sunderwirth said. "That's the nature of an urban institution."

Sunderwirth said he likes the excitement at MSC, and "wouldn't want to go back to a placid institution."

However, he doesn't plan to create any excitement himself.

"The college needs stability," Sunderwirth said, adding that he plans "absolutely no major changes in the structure of the school."

That is one of the reasons why he opposes the idea of a merger with the University of Colorado - Denver, under the Board of Regents. A merger would be disruptive and prevent MSC from "moving ahead and developing our programs," he said.

He fears a merger would jeopardize MSC's policy of open enrollment, a concept be believes in wholeheartedly. Sunderwirth said he wouldn't work at a school that didn't have such a policy.

"Every person should have a right to higher education," Sunderwirth stated.

He believes the school should provide support service to help students no academically prepared to enter a fouryear college, and said he is "firmly comrnitted to providing those support services" to MSC students.

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However, he does no believe that MSC's open door admission diminishes the school's academic standards, and said he would be "furious" if he discovered MSC graduates failed to compete with other graduates across the country.

"You must never confuse easy admission with easy graduation," Sunderwirth stated, adding· that MSC students compete favorably with graduates from other institutions. ''If we can be left alone .. . nothing can stop this school from expanding into a fantastic institution," Sunderwirth said,

Self-defense for woQ1en Free demonstrations on various methods of self-dt.·ense and assertive behavior for women will be held at Denver-area libraries June 11and18.

The programs are sponsored by the Denver Public Library, in conjunction with the Denver Police Dept. In addition to the self-defense demonstrations, the programs will also deal with personal safety in the home and how to report a crime. A film will be shown.

The programs are free and open to the public, and begin at 7 p.m. The June 11 program will be held at Woodbury Library, W. 33rd Ave. and Federal Blvd.

Hampden Library, located at E. Girard Ave. and S. Dayton St. will host the June 18 program. . .~., '

Tutors needed this summer The Academic Improvement Center is currently recruiting MSC students inwork-study for summer employment.

They are hiring tutors, student advocate~ and a staff assistanL Students should have a genuine interest in helping others in their major subject areas. Tutors are needed in accounting, English, math, learning disabilities, languages, chemistry, biology, and general reading and study skills. The AIC provices an jnten- . sive training program cooperatively implemented by both professional staff and experienced tutors.

Studies show that students regard their tutoring experiences an an opportunity to gain mastery of the field in which they • tutor. Providing a service to other students is also a motivative factor, and can prove to be very rewarding.

Other qualifications for tutoring are that students maintain at least a 2. 7 GPA and be at least second semester sophmores. If you already have a work-study position and would like to consider a c.. split-assignment for tutor experiences, arrangements can be made. For more information contact Yolanda Ortega at 629-3494 or drop by the Center, located in room 211 of the central classroom bµildiug. . " ...J .j

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._Eva tu re Perils of keeping _ho.use in '80s --1r-----=~---,-.--, .

by Katie Linans

She is almost 27-years-old, thin, attractive, married and the mother of two. Her son, from her first marriage, will soon be eight and her daughter, from her second -.and current marriage, is almost three.

She would be a typical housewife if not for one distinction indicitive of the current trend in the lifestyle of the American housewife-1981 edition.

She is a junkie.

In the 1950s, housewives secretly drank. In the sixties, mother's little helper's were tranquillizers, which, in the seventies, were expanded to include any other mood altering drug.

In the 1980s, cocaine is the new avenue of escape from the drudgery and monotomy of a housewife's life.

What is missing in the composition of the American family that causes these

women to seek fulfillment through artificial means?

Jane (not her real name) has a nice middle-class, ranchstyle home in suburbia. Her husband has a good job with the federal government. She starts her day by getting her son and husband off to school and work. Then her time and energies are devoted to her daughter until it is time for the child's afternoon nap.

detrimental to her marriage and her life, than his.

Because the job of the housewife is often taken for granted, or even treated as insignificant, the housewife frequently sees herself as worthless and not needed .

Jane's self-concept is at a dangerously low level and cocaine seems her only reward - a temporary respite from depression.

Her husband was the one to "turn her

Cocaine: housewife's new avenue of escape She begins her daily regime of housecleaning chores to the beat of TV soap opera dialogues. When she is finished with the vacuuming, dusting and dishes, it's time for a joint (marijuana cigarette) and a shower. Then - more soaps.

When her daughter wakes from her nap, Jane gives her lunch and gets her dressed to go "bye-bye."

Then, into the car they go, off to the neighborhood drug dealer for Jane's daily dose of cocaine.

Even though both she and her husband are products of the drug culture created by the turbulent 1960s, Jane's drug habit is much more serious, and more

on" to this euphoric drug, but he has since grown tired of il. It never was the driving force in his life - unfortunately, for Jane it is. And, since her husband earns the money that supports her habit, there are constant battles over her excessive consumption of cocaine.

Jane's addiction has reached a critical point. She has begun to scheme and lie to her husband, family and friends to get more cocaine.

The experts say cocaine is not physically addicting, but is is definitely mentally addicting. Jane, and others like her, are the proof.

If the housewife manages to survive th" eighties, what is in store for her i1 decades to come?

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The hardships forced by this trend on U.S. families helps explain why three out !of 10 college students today are dropping ·out of school in their freshman year.

Despite this bleak picture, nearly $150 million in scholarship funds probably will '"'go unclaimed in 1981, according • to

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LOO/E connECTIOn/

by Ed Krc1as

No relief from a mother's concern

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After 10 days of forced captivity, I can finally tell my story. As most of us already know, new terrorist groups are springing up everywhere ... and Denver is no exception. Fifteen of us were held hostage since Memorial Day by one of the most ambitious underground organizations in American history. .

We were playing volleyball and drinking beer at my house when the fust keg went dry.

"Don "Don't worry, there's one more out in the garage," I called out, crossing the driveway. As I opened the door, a band of middle-aged militia stormed out and surrounded us in seconds. The leader grabbed me from behind.

"One move and I'll pull his cheeks until he cries.''

The voice sounded strangely familiar. We were ordered to line up according to age, and after seeing their

uniforms, no one put up a fight. They were dressed in house coats . and aprons, and wore pot holders over their faces to protect their identity.

The leader spoke again.

"Alright you rascals, your days of galavanting are over. You are all prisoners of the Society of Unfilled Parents (SOUP). We have captured this property, and you will do as you say while you live under our roof.''

No wonder the leader looked familiar.

"Mom!" I cried out. "ls that you?"

"That's right, son." She pulled her pot holder off and one by one our captors revealed themselves.

Cries of "mom! mommy! ma!" filled the yard. "Dad?" a friend of mine queried. "What are you doing here?"

"Your mother had an appointment with the hairdresser. Get back in line

or I'll tan your hide."

We were marched into the house and force-fed chicken soup, spinach and greenbeans.

"No one gets up until we can see the flowers on the plate. Everyone eats Jello. And no funny stuff. We've taken the liberty of confiscating all your car keys."

"But why are you doing this to your own children?" I pleaded.

"Because we're sick of you kids living together and not getting married. Not one of you has given us a grandchild."

"But, ma."

"Don't 'but, ma' me! How many of you called your parents within the last week? And what about taking care of yourselves? Half of you need haircuts, the other half underwear! Nobody leaves until our demands are met."

It was a long 10 days filled with psychological torture. Two of my

friends broke down after their mothers told everyone about their negligence.

"I never knew chocolate on Mother's Day was so important," one girl sobbed.

"Okay, I'll marry a Jewish boy," another cried.

We were starting to break. When my roommate, Bubba, gave in, I knew we were licked.

"Don't worry, mom, I'll never eat at Arby's again.''

Finally, everyone was in tears.

"I'll do anything you say," I yelled.

"Please, no more spinach."

The parents had won. My mother read the proclamation.

"We have made our point. After you have taken us all to Dairy Queen, you're free to go. And don't forget to call next Sunday or we'll be back."

So singles of the world beware! Big Mother is watching.

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English 101: lesson in creativity C

by Paul Jaffe

Experiment One. Your brain is a "radio." Thinking is an "energy transmission." Your pen is a "receiver."

You are instructed to place your "receiver" on a piece of paper and write, without stopping, for 20 minutes regardless of what comes out. Later you

can reread and rewrite, if the spirit moves you.

"Freewriting" is but one element of an experimental, first-semester English curriculum designed in 1979 by MSC Professor Dandra Doe. Four sections of

Students in English classes typically English 101 (with approximately 80 limited investment in the writing on the write notes to each other. In pilot 101, students) are in the pilot program this part of the writer," Doe commented.

All good writing, Doe says, begins as they write notes to the teacher explaining semester.

Doe first joined MSC's English depar- expressive writing - "the development _ how they react to each assignment. tment in 1965. She taught 101, among - of voice caught in the free flow of Students read each others' work to produce "feedback" (comments) and other classes, but gradually lost faith in thought moving from mind to paper." ist ability to improve student writing Once a channel for expression has been "feedforward" (revision). All this serves, opened, the purpose of the writing can be Doe says, to break down the traditional skills.

Rarely did it attempt, she says, to tap shifted in accordance with the subject one-way instructor-student relationship.

Pilot 101 generates an impressive level student creativity in writings not formally matter and the audience for which it is intended. of class participation and some excepThe English 101 pilot program attem- tional writing. For instance, the colors of pts to open such a channel. a painting are "jealous of each other's Assignments are "experiments." Ex- beauty." Birds nsing spring's song from periment Two, for example, has students the brown barren trees." A reckless Romeo has "hands like a car without sketch the mountains, then think in general terms about the relationship of a brakes going 80 miles an hour." All of us portrait to that which is portrayed. Ex- "dance like spit on the hot griddle of periment Three asks students to compile society."

Second semester English (102) is a list of "critters," describe them and then explain what they do. freshman composition: research, analysis Thus a giraffe becomes a "gallant, and documentation. If pilot 101 is avanpurple giraffe." It basks "languidly in te-garde, then 102 is starkly traditional in the bright August sunshine.'' its emphasis on the research paper and its The progression is from nouns to noun requirements - spacing, quotations. modifiers, verbs to verb modifiers, and footnotes and bibliography.

The transition is abrupt and some then to formal sentences - and stories.

The emphasis is on process rather than students may find it a rough one lO make. product.

But in the meantime, classes will be Experiments are not graded. Their aim taught, students will write, and the best is ,to provide "experience without the risk writing will be collected in the journal of significant failure" and a series of Pioneers Writers. Both pilot and n~1 n ­ "benchmarks" for future reference. pilot 101 will be evaluated and the results Pilot 101 has a "spiral curriculum forwarded to the University of Iowa lndesignated as "creative." Its emphasis on writing within certain "modes" design." The "critters" weave their way stitute of Writing and the National En(definitional essay, analytical essay, through the experiments, as do the moun- dowment for the Humanities. ln thi~ way "500-word theme") produced "dull, ·tains . Topics like representation, MSC could conceivably help set the pa.:e lifeless, mechanical writing filled with metaphor and audience recur as well, but for the teaching of compositi~'n throughout the country. platitudes and cliches reflecting the each time from a different angle

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Yes, they're the great pretenders I

by Emerson Schwartzkopf

Reviewed this week: EXTENDED PLAYI The Pretenders/ Sire MINI 3563

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Last year, THE METROPOLITAN awarded top album honors to The Pretenders and the Yellow Magic Orchestra's Times Infinity Multiplies. These two groups - one English, the other Japanese - provided, with their works, some fresh insights into the often-stale world of today's rock music.

Will these artists, however, maintain their high level of quality in 1981?

The new releases by both bands, although somewhat incomplete and different from last year's work, indicates excellence need not decline with passage of time.

While mainstream American radio fails to recognize anything after last year's "Brass In Pocket (I'm Special)," former Ohioan Chryssie Hynde and The Pretenders scored two recent British hits

with "Talk Of The Town" and "Message Of Love." Those songs, plus three other selections, make up Extended Play, the newest from The Pretenders.

Although the records appears as more of a stop-gap measure while putting final touches on a second full album, Play is a definite highlight of 1981. Instead of all new material, this mini-album samples previously released singles, a few new studio works, and one live performance - "Precious," recorded last August in New York's Central Park.

Extended Play may serve well as a marketing tool - keeping the band fresh in the minds of the record-buying masses - but this release also reinforces the group's excellent reputation.

With Extended Play, Hynde once again show why she's one of rock's leading figures. Her combinations of a sledgehammer rock beat and simple, intriguing musical structures - along with earthy, erotic lyrics - provide for an intense sexual music not beard since the overt commercialization of Elvis Presley.

"Message Of Love" and "Porcelain," both moving at the pace of rabbits eating amphc;timines, exemplify the fast, gritty Hynde style. The best of this half-album,

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though, comes with "Cuban Slide," a slithery account of Latin passion done in the rapid-fire repeating style of Bo Diddley.

If Extended Play fortells The Pretenders' second complete album (now finished and being prepared for release), Hynde and Co. should keep their heady position in today's rock music. For now, half-an-album is better than none.

Talent also figures with the Yellow Magic Orchestra; but, in this group's case, their 1981 output may confuse and alienate - some listeners.

After having a minor 1979 success with a novelty hit based on a video game sound ("Computer Game: Circus"), this Far East new wave trio broke loose with Times Infinity Multiplies. · Borrowing from rock, discotheque, popular, and even spaghetti western soundtrack themes, the group created a new brand of synthesized electronic rock music.

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Of special interest on BGM is "U•T," _. where;, producer-performer Haruomi Hosono adds single piano notes to the complex synthesized lines of the constantly repeated theme. The musical result is a sharp, adrenelin-purnping tension.

YMO's music on BGM, however, may -,.. be too simple·- and yet too complicated.

Some critics - including the Rocky Mountain News' Paul Pershing dismiss YMO as Japanese discotheque fodder. The often simple beat patterns and general danceablity of BGM does little to change such opinions.

But, the increased thematic complexities of BGM over Times Infinities Multiplies may put off other listeners.

Lacking the explosive qu~ties of last year's work, BGM requires· thoughtful attention to be enjoyable. That, for some ,,_. listeners, becomes hard work.

Still, YMO brings an intelligent, creative spark to Eighties rock music.

And, both YMO and The Pretenders shows today's music can be more than the mindless trash peddled shamelessly on the airwaves.

·Junior auditions throughout the album. This new musical thinking, though, may put off listeners who bother to give the group a chance.

Although YMO has yet to tour America, the group draws much of its inspiration from the United States' musical scene. On BGM's "Rap Phenomena," for example, the group picks up the "rapping" spoken fugue-funk style and then infuses it with electronic sections of traditional Japanese folk music. . . In fact, YMO incorporates a large

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by Terron Hutt It's Springtime in the Rockies - time to get outdoors and have some fun in the upcoming beautiful Colorado summer. . . Auraria is one of many local places that offers open-air activities. But what makes here at the campus different is that students can participate in many summer sports/ activities for very little money.

For example, students may use the P.E.R. (gym) building for only the costs ,...-- of locker and towel rentals, which are only a quarter apiece. Not bad, considering the high cost of living today.

The facilities offer handball/racquetball courts, a weight training room, the gigantic multipurpose room, tennis .. cours, and for those who need emotional rescue from the sun, aow about taking a splash in the swimming pool? The pool opens for recreational use on July 13. · fun July 13.

The outside fields are open for student use when no class is scheduled, and for those of you who would like to drop-in and get fit during the lunch hour, the dance studio in the P .E.R. building will cater to your needs.

Now let's get back to those outdoor activities. The Intramural/Recreation Services, located in room 108 of the P.E.R. _building, offers voucher cards which give students discounts for golf, ice skating (if you can find the ice), roller skating, gunnery (quack, quack) and the use of other recreational centers. Action-oriented students may want to test their skills in

horseshoes (ouch) and Frisbees (duck) can be checked out for the weekend.

There is no charge for some of the gear.

There will also be summer tournaments; times to be announced.

So get on over to the Intramural/Recreation Services in the P.E.R. building and make the summer of 1981 too good ' to forget.

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archery (bring your own apples, please).

So, as you can see, you don't have to be blue because you're going to school this summer; get out there and have some fun in the sun. But don't go away there's more.

For the more adventurous souls, how does camping sound? Backpack tents, backpacks, sleeping bags and ground ·

The award is presented annually in honor of Duane B. Mehn, who was the fi rst chairman of the MSC physical education and recreation department. Mehn, who passed away in 1972, developed many of the major and minor curricula, and initiated the Intramural and Athletic programs.

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INTRAMURAL/RECREATION SERVICES: SUMMER 1981 ~ INTRAMURAL DROP-IN SCHEDULE: SUMMER 1981June8 - August 14

Fliers take top honors The MSC Flying Team attended the National Intercollegiate Flying Association competition finals at Monroe, Louisiana last semester, and placed third in overall ground and flying events.

Twenty-five students from the MSC aerospace science department attended, along with coaches and faculty advisor Lee Ohrt. Twenty-six colleges and , . universities from all parts of the nation participated.

• Candi Chamberlain was awarded a trophy for. being judged the outstanding woman pilot. Dave Wood, captain of the Team, was named outstanding team member of all teams participating. A 1' special safety award was given to two MSC students for their alertness and quick action in saving an aircraft during a high wind thunderstorm. Rick Hardwick and Chuck Dickison were credited with this trophy. Keoki Gray placed first in the aircraft recognition event. Mike Peterson • -and Rich Bradfield received awards for placing in the preflight safety event and the aircraft recognition event, respectively.

During this conference it was announced that the MSC department of . aerospace science will host the Regional ;.Flying Meet this fall.

pads can be checked out at the Intramurals desk at prices· too low to even mention. And, this camping gear can be checked out for up to 48 hours.

This is a fine time for rafting, and there will be an organized raft trip that still has room for interested students. Check with Intramurals for availability and times.

Picnic gear, volleyball equipment,

Noreen Kinson and Julie Buntrock, MSC physical education and recreation majors, were selected to receive the award in recognition of their outstanding academic and athletic achievements. Kinson, a senior, is a four-year letter winner in tennis, and has a 3.7 grade point average. Buntrock is a four -year letter winner in volleyball.

INTRAMURAL-RECREATION SERVICES CHECK-OUT DESK O~EN: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday: Friday:

SWIMMING POOL

TENNIS COURTS* Monday: Tuesday: Wednesday: Thursday: Friday:

12·1 2:50; 1~:50(6 courts); 5-6:50 11·12:10;" 12:1>12:50; H:S0(6 courts); 5-6:50 12·12:50; H :50(8 courts); 5-6:50 11-12:10;" 12:1>12:50; 1~:50 (8 courts); !Hl:50 11-3:50 •Beginning 7113181

11·12:50;" !Hl:50 11·12:50; 5-6:50 11-12:5;; 5-6:50 11·12:50; 5-6:50 11-3:50 "Monday: Only one court available 12·12:50

Ron Powers, Assistant Intramural and Recreation SeNlces Manager

Goll Ice Skating Roller Skating Gunnery Drop-In Rec..

$1 .50 $1.00 $1.00 $1 .00 S.50

'Voucher Cards are available to MSC students and Aurarla faculty/staff only. ·

11-1:50;5-6:50 11·1 :50;5-6:50 11-1:50; 5-6:50 11-1:50; !Hl:50 11·3:50

CAMPING GEAR: Backp..:k Tents $1.ClO Backpacks $1.00 Sleeping Bags $1.00 Ground Pads S.50 Per 48-Hour PeriOd Additional recreation equipment Is available for little or no cost. Check the Intramural/Recreation Services Handbook for inlromatlon.

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General Information: 1. There la no additional cosl lo use the facilities.

2. Spring 1981 or Summer 19811.D. must be shown.

3. Locks, towels, racquets, elc.-25- rental

Julie Bunlrock Leagues and Tournaments ROOM 108 - HPER Building -

Monday: Tuesday: Wednesday: Thursday: Friday:

11-12:50; >5:50; 8-6:50· 12:1>12:50; >5:50; ~: so· 11·12:50; > 5:50; 8-6:50" 11-12:50;" >5:50;8-6:50' 11-3:50 ·~ i nning 7113181

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PERSONS TO CONTACT: Bill Helman, Intramural and Recreation SeNlces Manager

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MULTIPURPOSE ROOM Monday: Tuesday: Wedneaday: Thursday: Friday:

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DROP-IN FITNESS Phone: 629-3210

Tuesday,Thursday, Friday (Dance Studlo)1 2·12:50

12·2:50; 5-6:50 12·12:50; 5-6:50 12·2:50; 5-6:50 12·12:50; 5-6:50 12·3:50

Outdoor fields and track are available for recreational use Monday through Friday during scheduled check-out desk hours, unless a class Is in session.

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Calendar continuing events Display of over 300 quilts and coverlets in the gallery of the Denver Art Museum, 100 West 14th Ave. Science Fiction and Fantasy film festival at the Ogden Theatre, 935 E. Colfax. For complete listing of filmscall 832-4500.

Colorado Renaissance Festival, week-ends througb July 12 at Larkspur. 777-3835 for · more information.

Exhibition of works by Pat Sheller and Carlos Fresquez, MSC graduates, at Rick's Cafe, 80 S. Madison, through June 21.

sunday 14 Free concert by folk muscians Roz Brown and Fritnds, Jefferson County Conference ·center, Lookout Mtn. I :30 p.m.

Denver Fire Dept. Scuba training, Auraria ·pool. 8:30-10:30a.m. 629-3145.

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Part one of "Cousin Bette" on Masterpiece theatre Favorites, s.p.m., Channel Six.

thursday 11 Denver Symphony Orchestra with Jesse Ceci and Irene Abosch, violinists. Boettcher Concert Hall. 8 p.m. $4-$13.50. 2921584. ' Free self-defense for women workshop at Woodbury Library, W. 33rd Ave. at Federal Blvd. 7 p.m. 455-3930.

friday 1 2 Denver Symphony Pops Concert with Ramsey Lewis at Boettcher Concert Hall. 8 p.m. 292-1584. $6.50-$13.50.

Midnight Cowboy. 7 p.m. Denver Center Cinema. 892-0987.

The Wicker Man and The Shout, Ogden Theatre. 832-4500.

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Science Fiction Spoofs and Captain Marvel at the Ogden Theatre. 832-4500.

Women's Sexuality Workshop, People House, 24905 Garfield St. 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. $40. 232-4526.

International Flea Mart at 3920 W. 32nd Ave. 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

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Feyline presents the Dixie Dregs at Rainbow Music Hall. 7:30 p.m. $7.50.

Free tours of the Governor's Mansion, 400 E. Eigth Ave. , every Tuesday 1-3 p.m.

La Cage Aux Foiles at Denver Center Cinema, 9 p.m. 892-0987.

YWCA's "Design for Living" group for single women. Free. 6:30 p.m. 825-71411 for more info.

Ten Who Dared, focusing on Christopher Columbus, 10:30 p.m. Channel Six.

Denver Symphony Orchestra with Jesse Ceci and Irene Abosch, violinists. Boettcher Concert Hall. 8 p.m. $4-$13.50. 2921584.

Summer wildflower identification, free.

Lookout Mtn. Reservations 526-0855.

Bob James at Red Rocks. Sll .50. 458-1038.

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wednesday 1-1 Western and Chinese music at DU auditorium, 2040 S. Race St. 8 p.m. $5 general admission, $4 students. 753-2196.

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"June Garden Jobs" class, 8715 W. 16th Ave., Lakewood. register at 234-8715. $2. 7:30-9 p.m.

Bringing Up Baby, 8 p.m. Denver Center Cine013.892-0987.

Feyline presents the reunion of Three Dog Night at Rainbow Music Hall, 7:30 p.m.

MSC Alumru meeting, Student Center room 330. 7-10 p.m. 629-0987.

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College for Kids is a new program offered by CCD-Auraria. This summer kids can get involved in studying such creativ~ programs as: acting photography, cooking, puppetry, mime, roller skating, painting, ballet, piano reading, dramatics and a number of other subjects. Kids from the ages of six to 17 are welcome.

CCD is also offering some enjoyable summer education for adults. If you are· interested in self-improvement, hobby enrichment, fitness, or community programs, CCD-A may have somethning to offer. A few of the courses being taught are: careers, getting organized, folklore, economics, mime, nutrition, ..., .painting, and vocabulary.

All of the courses are offered for no --, credit. This allows students to enrich their lives without the structure of homework, grades or attendance standards. Classes are taught in informal, enjoyable and relaxed settillgs. For moreinformation call 629-2442 or pick up a • bulletin at CCD-Auraria's Continuing Education office. The office is open from 8 a.m. to 8:30 p.m. Monday through Thursday, and 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. on Friday.

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'Denver's Education Store' 629-3230 955 Lawrence

The Democratic House Minority office of the Colorado Legislature is looking for . interns.

Duties include following bills in committees, representing legislators at"'meetings and keeping minutes. Clerical help is also needed. There is no salary, but students can often receive college credit.

For more information, or to volunteer, call Representative Castro at 866-5524.

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Classified FOR SALE SHARP 1981 Datsun 4x4 King cab. It has a stereo with amplifier and cassette deek that will blow your mind, ·air conditioning, cruise control, Scheel racing seats, Enkee aluminum wheels, quartz driving lights, roll bar, carpeting, tinted windows and great gas mileage. The truck is black, with some gray stripes. This dream of an autombile is only $10,800. Must see to fully appreciate. Call 6652684.

FOR SALE TI-35 calculator, constant memory, mathematical and statistical functions. Like new. $20. Call 321-0532.

FOR SALE R<>ssignol ST skis 185's, Solomon 727 bindings, Nordica comp. boots. $250. Call Doug at 986-3375.

FOR SALE Uniroyal tires, steel belted wide radials, GR 70 15. Great condition. Call 695-6576.

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"CUNVERTlBLE" 1967 Sport Fury. Must sell, perfect condition. New paint, top, engine and transmission. Power steering, power brakes, 21 miles per gallon. Call to drive. Only $1875. Many extras.

756-5895.

FOR SALE velvet blue couch, double water bed, bunk bed, weight lifting bench with weights, square plastic tables, entertainment center, small fan and heater. Please keep trying to call 340-2722.

SERVICES RESUMES 20 percent discount to students and grads through June 30! Center of the City Resume 24 E. Ellsworth (I bl<>ek south of !st and Broadway) 777-6123.

Monday through Saturday 9.{) (closed Thursdays).

TYPING term papers, summations, theses. Call 422-2929.

Across 1 Joker 4' Alder tree 7 --- Harbour, Fla. 10 Wood sorrel 13 Before now 14 Mauna --15 Greek letter 16 Lode cavity 17 11 Tame 11 a skunk 19 Chi 1d 1 s gannent 21 Gym equipment; pubs 23 Athletic and social 25 Ocean 27 Wasteland 28 Word on a towel 29 "When Push comes to 30 11 - - - Street" ,., 31 Damage 32 Stopping places: Fr. 33 Bridge goal 35 Spotted 36 Having wings 39 Chocolate or gold ., 40 Sharp-prowed ship • 44 Perry and Lake 45 11 Swifties 11 lad 46 Desert basin 47 Chargers 49 Decorous 50 Vehicles at rest?

52 "Has eyes but 53 Stirred up 56 Explosive 57 Nigerian 58 Conjunction Yale ~59 60 Road curve 61 Small room 62 Spelling or quilting 63 Zodiac sign -~

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ROOM MATE NEEDED to share 2 bedroom, 2 bath house in Wheat Ridge. Garden, easy access.

S200month. Call425-4216.

BRING YOURSELF or your band to us for highest quality recording sound at affordable rates.

Maximum Sound Studios 455--0611 . Denver's professional 8-track recording st·udio.

TWO VACANCIES in Capitol Hill building. Ooe buffet ($165) and a one bedroom ($ 180) in quiet, clean building with other students. Near bike and bus routes. Unfurnished, no pets, storage space, laundry room. Hurry, these won't last long. Alex or Mike 832-5992.

l'D THOUGHT IT WAS IMPROBABLE to find a man these days. You proved me wrong, and I'm grateful. Happy anniversary, and congratulations Keokie on your National First Place. I'm proud of you. Love you, Jackie.

ARTHURBELLE I get to le~e this god-forsaken place! Maybe sitting on the mountainsides of Wyoming will do me good. See you in September.

Kathybelle.

STUDENTS: Now you have an opportunity to get involved. MSC student government will have limited positions available for the student curriculum commiltee. Representatives are needed from the School of Liberal Ans, Urban Studies, Science and Math, Business and Professional Studies. This committee will make recommendations on curriculum matters such as new programs , revised programs, basic studies requirements and gradu ation requirements to the office of academic affaris. Meet ings will be scheduled as needed between 2 and 5 p.m. on 'fuesdays, starting in Fall 1981. Anyone interested in more info contact Cheryl Hamilton at 755-9858, or the student government office at 629-3253, room 340 of the Student Center.

ACNE? UGLY PIMPLES? Solve those problems by chopping off your head! Act now!! Solve those acne problems forever.

HOCKEY PLAYERS. Don't sizzle this summer.

Stay cool. Skate with the MSC Intramural Hockey Club. For info call John, 420-9481.

PRAYER AND FASTING this week around the clock at Lovingway. Give us your personal request now. Call 777-8888 or 399-9766.

WANTED: A WOMAN with a thin waist and round hips, and a man with a very hairy face for business card pictures.$10 per hour. Call 861-5011.

Ask for Joe.

ROOMMATE WANTED. Quiet, dependable, nonsmoking female. Private bedroom. share bath .

Large apartment, balcony, top !loo;, 10 minutes west of campus. $160 month, $162.50 deposit. Very nice! Call Tama work 238-7391, home 233.{)881.

COLOR COVER ART for the 1981-82 Auraria Campus Guide magazine wanted. All reproducible media considered. Please contact Mary Reichenberg, Book Center ext. 3230 for info rmation.

ROOMMATE WANTED to share 4 bedroom house in City Park West with fireplace and garden.

We're looking for someone lwho is easy-going, responsible, cooperative and at least 25 years old.

Rent is $100 a month plus 14 utilities. Call Phil, Tave or Karen at 394-2179.

PHOTOS, CARTOON, Feature stories wanted.

Production on the 1981-82 Auraria Campus Guide magazine is underway. Contributions from students, faculty and staff concerning life at Auraria welcomed. Please contact Mary Reichenberg, Book Center ext 3230 for information.

THERE'S PROBABLY LOTS of you people out there that would like to play some ten nis but realize that you haven '1 taken your tennis rackets out of the closet for quite a while, maybe even years!

Don't be embarrassed - there's plenty of us who , just enjoy some healthy fun every now and then. If you feel the urge, call me, Cheryl, 759-2399 sunrise or sunset.

CJC STUDENTS - Applications for membership in the American Criminal Justice Association are availabk in the CJC office. (Everyone bitches few get involved.)

HOUSEMATE WANTED to share large house with 2 others. 20 minutes bike ride from campus on busline. Rent $117 plus one third utilities. Call 5348293.

LORI, To all you Loris. The one to whom a pachyderm has significance is the one who will have the dream.

POWER RAKING, MOWING, Transplanting, trimming, etc. Reasonable & professional. R & R Tree and Lawn service, 755-4047.

PERSONAL AND CAREER Counseling is available at the University of Colorado at Denver Counselor Training Center. All counseling is free.

The center, under the supervision of Dr. Corky Strandburg, is located in the Central Classroom Bldg., Room 1097, 629-2861.

HOUSING 22 YEAR OLD male needs I roommate to share in Lafewood. Near Villa Italia, funiished (in(including appliances and washer and dryer) except bedroom (bed available). $150 a month plus half utilites, $150 deposit. Must be non-smoker with references. Call 238.{)683 after 3 p.m·.

ROOMMATE needed for autumn female. 756-8651. Student preferred.

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DECORATED PARTY mints for all occassions.

Variety of flavors, colors and shapes. Price negotiable. Please call 429-8574 and leave name and number. Ask for Dede.

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22 Cave 23 Sheep (female) 24 By way of 26 French pronoun 28 Kind of actor 31 Ired 32 Poetic word 34 Mitigated 35 Our uncle 36 Gram. case 37 Unbinds 38 Channs 39 Ship's off'r.

41 L'ab anima 1 42 Popeye's Olive 43 Path 45 Poseidon's son 46 --- soie 48 Lyric poem 49 Tea cake 51 Snatch 52 Sault --- Marie 54 High note 55 Lack l'Js ter Look for the answers next week.

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