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' by Randy Golkin and Kathleen L. Humphreys

Hundreds of outraged parents and special education advocates attended public hearings at the Auraria campus Sept. 20-21 to express their concerns s:. about the proposed federal changes that would deregulate crucial sections of the Education of the Handicapped Act (P.L. 94-142). The orginal Act of 1975 insures all handicapped children the right to a free ~ appropriate public education, including nondiscriminatory evaluation and the right to due process of the law. The new proposals, issued on Aug. 4, are aimed at increasing state authority and deregulating the original federal law. The following three proposed revisions have created the most controversy among advocates of handicapped children. *The "related services" regulation meaning physical, occupational, speech and other therapies and treatments ~ was rewritten to allow schools to impose "reasonable limitations" on these services. •The regulation that currently r~ quires parental consent would no longer require the permission of parents before a handicapped child is placed in a ~ special education program. •Another crucial change that could affect handicapped children would be allowing the schools to limit educational

services rather than being required to offer tehm, which many parents feel will rever~e the long-sought goal of mainstreaming handicapped children. According to representatives of the Reagan administration, the proposed regulations will "reduce fiscal and administrative burdens on state and local school systems." But many advocates of handicapped children contend the underlying issue is a lack of federal funds, which triggered state and local school systems to com~ plain because they were being pressured to enforce a law without the funds to do so. "The federal government puts in about 10 percent for special education in Colorado," · said Allan I. Bergman, executive director of the Association for Retarded Citizens of Colorado. "Part of the beef of the school districts (in Colorado) is that they are told (by the federal government) to do certain things but they don't have the money," Bergman said. "They are solving the wrong problem - there is nothing wrong with the law, they just need to get more money," he added. Even though the Colorado Commissioner of Education, Calvin M. Frazier, supports the proposed regulatory changes, he agreed witb Bergman on the funding issue. "Colorado received $9.5 million last year to help offset the $108 million in excessive costs of serving the handicapped.

Colorado was scheduled to receive up to five and six times this amount, or $45-55 million which we never received," Frazier stated at the Auraria press conference. "State and local budgets have carried over 90 percent of the costs as a result and prescriptive rules by a reneging partner is hardly the basis. for a cordial relationship," Frazier added. He said he supports the new proposals only because "there is no other way of getting the responses and recommendations" from parents and professionals in the field of special education. ·

However, supporters are responding negatively because they think this is just another way of undermining the law by rendering the regulations ineffective. "Last year, the Reagan administration tried to repeal this law (P.L. 94-142) by diluting it inside of a block grant," said Alice Kitt, chairperson of the Colorado Developmental .Disabilities Council and the Colorado Coalition for Persons with Disabilities. If Congress had passed the block grant, Colorado would have received a large chunk of money to divid!=' any way Continued on page 4

Active parent Allee Kitt is shown during her testimony before a group of federal administrators.

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DPMA

by Michael Gilmore Dr. Richard Fontera, MSC president, rwill be addr~ng the Data Pro~ing Management Association Thursday evening during a DPMA recruitment drive for its newly formed student chapter at MSC. The DPMA, an international organization of data processors, will • bold its recruitment "kick-off' party on the third floor of the Executive Tower Inn, 1405 Curtis St., from 6:30 until 9:00 p.m., Thursday, September 22. There will be a social hour until 7:30, followed by several guest speakers. ~ Dr. Fontera will be welcoming DPMA's new student chapter to the Auraria campus along with other MSC faculty, including John Smith, dean of computer management sciences and Dr. Richard Pasternak, dean of the school of business. ..... The DPMA student chapter was formed during the summer semester and has 25 members to date. After recruitment, membership is expected to climb to at least 100, according to the chapter's

to hold recruitment party vice-president, Robert Cooper. Although primarily for MSC students, the DPMA chapter is open to all Auraria computer science majors. "There are over 900 CMS majors enrolled at MSC alone, so the DPMA chapter may become the largest student group on campus," Cooper said. The purpose of the student chapter, according to Cooper, is to get computer science students together with data processing management in the field, so students will be able to make intelligent choices about which direction their computer education should go. "To enhance their educations, computer students need to interface with the real business world," Cooper said. Also, students need to keep on top of the rapidly changing "state of the art" in computer fields or they can lose a lot of ground, Cooper said. "One professor has said that if a computer textbook is dated 1982, it is already out of date," Cooper said. Membership in the DPMA costs $15 per year. Members will receive the

DPMA Magazine and are entitled to attend monthly meetings featuring speakers from the computer business management field. "The Next Decade in Computers" is DPMA's theme for 1982 and some of the topics slated for the monthly meetings include: "Future and Present Female Careers in the DP Field,'' "Computer Controls" and "IBM's DP World." Each meeting will be featuring a "Vendor

Display" where such computer retail companies as Apple and IBM will display their newest developments in computer "software" and "hardware." For more information on joining the DPMA, contact student chapter secretary/treasurer George Loescher at 751-4160 or come to the recruitment party· Thursday evening. All Auraria _ computer science students are invited. D

RaJly to protest Lebanese mllltary action A rally will be held to protest last week's massacre of Palestinian civilians by Israeli and U.S. supported Lebanese military units.

The rally, sponsored by the International Committee Against Racism, will be in front of the Auraria Student Center at noon on Thursday, Sept. 23.

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Student government prompts student response

Handicapped Act Continued from page I

it wanted among five or six other programs (of which P.L. 94-142 was one) instead of getting a designated amount just for special education. Some feel rejection of the new proposals is a strong possibility since Congress vetoed the block grant. Also, heavy pressure and criticism from parents and handicap support groups may influence Congress' decision. "All statutory restrictions are still in place," said Thomas C. Anderson, special counsel to H . T. Bell, Secretary of the U.S. Department of Education. "There's no way we would or could go back 20 years," Anderson said in response to the administration's perceived setbacks to civil rights. The Federal Director of Special Education Programs, Ed Sontag, concurred. "None of the guarantees will be lessened - the statute is so clear." Sontag also stated that proposed changes would alter the focus from a "parent-advocate" to a "child-advocate" program. Bob and Brenda Watson, MSC instructors and parents of an 11-year-old handicapped girl, disagree and do not see a parent-child conflict but rather a ' school-parent opposition with the proposed revisioJ1S. The Watsons, like most parents of handicapped children, feel that with the tight money situation at local school districts, handicapped children will be denied the right to an

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effective education. They therefore oppose all of the proposed changes. The related services section of the standing P.L. 94-142 law has helped the Watsons' autistic daughter receive the structured program she needs to improve her lacking communication skills.

CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA (CPS)Last spring a group of University of Virginia students, calling themselves the Committee to Remove Arrogant Politicos (CRAP), set out to abolish their Student Council because, they claimed, no one took student politics seriously. "This law was intended to be a model Now the same group has itself to enable handicapped persons to disbanded, claiming that no one took its become a part of society," said Mrs. cause seriously enough. Watson. "A lot of the rural areas were "People are pretty apathetic about jq,st beginning to see the beneficial ef- student government here," explains stufects of this program," she added. dent Chuck Wehland, one of the In her testimony at the public hear- founders of CRAP. "The whole thing is ings, Mrs. Watson said it's ironic that in kind of a joke." the year proclaim~d by Congress as the Virginia students turned out in force National Year of the Disabled, we see. in 1980 to dissolve the College Council, proposed regulation changes that could another branch of the student program. water down the entire process of civil The anarchist impulse this year died rights for the handicapped. out because the Student Council responded, not because of apathy toward a committee trying to combat apathy, Wehland says. "One of the reasons we dissolved is The Colorado League of Women because the people who originally causVoters and NewsCenter 4 are inviting all eel us to condemn the council are now bona fide gubernatorial candidates to gone. I think we've at least succeeded in participate in a public forum to be getting some serious people in there, and hosted by Metropolitan State College on now we'll give them a chance." CRAP organized last spring, Wehland Wednesday, s·e ptember 29, at 1:30 p.m. The event is free and will be held at says, because the Student Council had St. Cajetan's Center, 9th and Lawrence become too political and corrupt. Wehland then claimed that the council Streets. Channel 4, KOA-TV, will air the members were "out for themselves" and forum in its entirety on Sunday, October 3, from 10:30 to 11:30 a.m. The moderator for the forum is Congress' override George Caldwell, chief anchorperson boosts flnanclal aid for NewsCenter 4. The panelists will be Ralph Allen, WASHINGTON, D . C . (CPS)political reporter, Channel 4; Rhona Congress' override of President Reagan's Williams, general reporter, Channel 4; veto of a "budget busting" appropriaSharon Sherman, Capitol Hill reporter, tions bill will add some $217 million to Denver Post; and Toni Worcester, presi- two student aid programs this year. dent, Colorado League of Women The Pell Grant program will have an additonal $140 million to distribute to Voters. The Auraria Student Center will hold students, and the Supplemental Educaa meet-the-candidates reception in tional Opportunity Grant program will Room 330 immediately following the get an extra $77 million. Psesident Reagan originally vetoed debate. Refreshments will be served and the appropriations bill-which totalled the public is invited. $14.2 billion for a variety of programs, NewsCenter .4's voter registration van including student aid-because it spent will be parked on campus from 11 a.m. too much on social programs, too little to 7 p.m. on September 28 and 29 to on defense programs, and would be a serve residents of the area and students "budget busting" measure, he said in his who wish to register to vote. The van veto message. But Congress, in handing the presiwill be staffed by Election Commission dent one of his few legislative defeats personnel. since assuming office, overrode the veto Sept. 10th. Even with the additional funds, the VISion r.&nter \ total federal student aid budget for fiscal year 1982 is some eight percent lower than the 1981 fiscal year budget. AURARIA VISION CENTER 0

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"had done (nowhere) near the job of representing students and their opinions." ·" The Student Council has taken a significant turn in the right direction," acknowledges Hunter Carter, one of the .-1 new members of the council. "The council had become overly political. Some members were just too influenced by their own weight. Overall, it (the movement to abolish the council) has been beneficial and put a little pressure on us to become more student-and service- • oriented." Efforts to abolish student government, however, are not unique to the University of Virginia. In just the last four years, schools such as the University of Texas-Austin, Dart- ~ mouth, Georgia, Northern Colorado, and Southern Illinois at Edwardsville, to name a few, have disbanded all or part of their student governments. Although the disgruntled students often end up reinstating or restructuring their representative systems, the mere ,,., . fact of doing away with student government usually gets the point across. At Northern Colorado, for instance, students abolished and then revamped their government, " and now we've · created something a lot better," says , Mary Beth Gibson, campus activities coordinator.

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Organization .. A system's organizational structure can prove to be its greatest facilitator when understood; the greatest impediment when misunderstood. That's not a famous 路 quote (yet) . But it is an axiom which has an indelible veracity universally, and especially on this campus. Student clubs and organizations are afforded many opportunities on this campus, in use of facilities and in acquisition of operational supplies and money. The only problem is that the system is so complex that it seems impossible to get anything out of it. Not true: the system, however complex, still exists for students, and still provides for informed students. Every year, a Tri-Institutional Student Leadership Conference is held in the Fall semester so that clubs and organizations on campus have the opportunity to learn the system. Feedback on these conferences has been consistently positive; hence the perpetuation of them. What these conferences involve is a basic outline of our campus as a system-what and who makes it run. It also focuses on the specific schools-how they go about recognizing clubs, how clubs can get funding, etc. Last year all MSC clubs and organizations were required to have at least one representative attend the conference. Any club which failed to do this was ineligible for funding this year. l thought that this was a good idea then, and that it's a good idea ~ow. The conference is scheduled for Saturday, October 9. It's an all-day affair, lasting from around nine till three or four. It's historically been broken up into a general focus in the morning, covering such things as the AHEC structure, the policies for room allocation to clubs, use of campus facilities, etc. The afternoon session looks at the individual institutions-with presentations from representatives of those institutions-as to the funding process for clubs under that -;chool, the organization of the student government, specifics on event planning and execution, etc. No club can be expected to know the how, where and why without this kind of presentation from representatives of those institutions- as to the funding process for clubs under that school, the organization of the student government, specifics on event planning and execution, etc. No club can be expected to know the how, where and why without this kind of presentation; this gives it to clubs in a nutshell. It also gives club members the opportunity to meet the personalities with whom they'll be dealing. It dilutes the impersonal demeanor which seems to exist in any large organization. Details about the conference will be mailed out to llll organizations with mailboxes. If your club doesn't have a mailbox, or if you're interested in forming a club, you can get details in the student government office, Room 340 in the Student Center. There have been clubs on campus which have made full use of all the benefits available to them; they've grown and remained active. The core of their success was not just the utilization of those benefits; it was knowing how to get at the benefits which made them successful. The Student Facilities Policy Council is the sponsor of this conference. If you have any immediate questions, call the SFPC office at X 3328. The process for the review of proposals for cafeteria food service has begun. The selection process is done by a committee of Student Center staff and students. Bids are reviewed and recommendations are made to the AHEC Board of Directors. Do you have a beef (no pun intended) about the food service? Is there some change you'd like to see in the cafeteria? Be heard and count! There's a position open to one MSC student to sit on this committee. If you're interested, call me at X 3253/2797, or drop by the student government office (340 C, Student Center). Intercommunicatively yours, Loring Crepeau, ASMSC President

Election Notice: Associated Students of Metropolitan State College will hold its fall elections the week of October 4-8. There are three pairs of candidates ~ seeking the presidency/vice-presidency, ~ two candidates are vying for one student ' trustee position, 13 candidates are seeking one .of six positions on the Student Affairs Committee, and positions are open for write-in candidates for the Curriculum Committee, including Education/HPER, Liberal Arts, Business, Professional Studies, Science and Math ana Community Services.

Two candidates are running for the Engineering Tech position on the Cur. riculum committee. D The Metropolitan welcomes candidates' statements and campaign platforms, which will be published in the September 29 issue. Submissions to this special section must be no longer than one typewritten, double-spaced 81/2 x 11-inch page. Candidates should deliver their material to: The Editors, Student Center Room 156, no later than 5 p.m. on Friday, September 24. 0

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The Metropolitan September 22, 1982

feature Cycling: a Sunday alternative The notice read: "Bicycle Scavenger Hunt-Riders will tour the city in search of prizes. Sponsored by Mountain Bicyclists' Association." Hey, this sounds like something we could go for: an activity combining bicycling with some friendly competition. With visions of sugar plums dancing in our heads, we met Sunday morning at MBA's headquarters, the Capitol Hill Community Center at the north end of Cheesman Park. Despite a bleak weather forecast, the sky (if not our heads) was clear at that early hour. A great day to see the city (in sear':!h of prizes!) . · In our anticipation we'd arrived early. so we toured the park on foot, an opportunity we'd seldom seized in our twowheeled haste to reach our destinations. 3oon more participants arrived, and we wondered about what the day held in store for us scavengers. The $4 registration fee constituted a donation to MBA, said volunteer Peter Caplan, who had devised the course and clues. "The MBA is a non-profit organization which acts as an umbrella group for our area," he explained. "In addition to

working with all the bicycling groups around Denver, MBA has developed bicycling maps and held maintenance and children's safety programs," Caplan said. "Our purpose has been to promote safe bicycling in Denver." The 1982 maps, incidentally, show all bicycle parking facilities in the downtown area. Once we had registered, we were given the scavenger hunt rules and clues. The object: to decipher the five

Are you kidding, that's a day's ride! A planetarium? Vamonos. Hunt rules encouraged us to "Have fun and obey all traffic signs and rules of the road," so it took us awhile to get to Gates Planetarium in City Park. Having fun can be time-consuming. Once at Gates, no checkpoint was to be found, only a sign insisting "No Bicycles." Feeling unwanted, we headed east along the Montview Boulevard bike lane

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"Students take issue with APS. lock exhibit individuals, they answered with (paraplirased): Dear Editors, "Thieves who are going to Steal bikes, already know _, Perhaps fm wrong, but isn't one of the functions of bow to do it." Law Enforcement Agencies, including our own AHEC "The people who steal bikes aren't Auraria students Public Safety, to promote abiding by the laws as well anyway." as to protect the innocent from those who would break · "Everybody knows that these locks can be cut with those laws? In my estimation this vital principle of law bolt cutters." enforcement was either forgotten or ignored recently, when the AHEC Public Safety chose to display not onAside from the obvious naivete of these statements, • 1y numerous types of bicycle locking devices but also they exhibit illogical and otherwise short-sighted tools useful in committing bike thefts. reasoning. Whether or not their intentions were good, is not at issue here. Instead, I question the needless dissemination of information of such a questionable nature. Later on that same day, independently of my own On Friday September 10th, I first saw the observation, my friend Bob happened to see the same *aforementioned display set up near the bike racks in display, and after making similar comments as to its front of the Science Building. Mter listening to the worth, was similarly dealt with. quite sincere explanation of the display bolt-cutting tools myself. They kindly obliged me, and further exThe following Monday, in the lobby of the 'Student plained the respective strengths and weaknesses of Center, we again saw the display, manned by two ofeach lock, chain, and cable, being careful to note that ficers, one of whom was present on Friday. Mter ,the only devices impervious to the bolt cutters were registering our protests once again, we were told to two larger shackle-type locks that retail for upwards of take our complaints to a director of some sort at the $35.00 each. At my suggestion that this kind of inforStudent Center. We chose not to bother. Perhaps we mation might be of use to certain less-than-scrupulous should have ....

-~peathered friends fly Dear Editors, Chickens on campus? No, not the kind tbat skip clas.5 ))fl finals day, but the kind that crow. Passing by St. Elizabeth's, students may be aroused from their daydreams by the sound of a rooster proclaiming the new day. · -t

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The Hamburg show chickens, along with some Bantums, have been the hobby of Father David Hyman for the past tWo years. However, Hyman is leaving St. Elizabeth's and by Monday the chickens will have left with him.

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On Tuesday, after leaving our 5:00-8:00 p.m. clas we went to the Mere for one last cup of Java. Upo returning to our bicycles parked in the lighted rac under the overpass connecting the Central and We classrooms, we noticed a lock and chain lying on tl pavement. Looking more closely at it, we saw that had been cut clean through, much Uke the locks in tl display. Nearby were the remains of another lock ct in a similar manner. As we stood there disgustec another student came up and exclaimed: "My .... ir. bike is stolen! Oh well, there goes 500 bucks." H half-inch cable minus the lock remained uncut on ti sidewalk. Whether the connection between the display 1 broken locks along with the devices so useful in cuttir them and these thefts is anything more than coincide1 tal, we leave to you. Our point is, the proliferation • information which is of value only to a limited grou1 in this case either thieves themselves,. would-I thieves, or the would-be catchers of such thieves, is the very least unnecessary, and quite possib dangerous. \ Signet H. Leeland Morgan - M.S.< Robert P. Caramella - M.S.<

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Kept in a pen on St. Elizabeth's grounds, the 50 to 65 chickens have been raised strictly for show.

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Hyman, secretary to the North American Hamburg Society, has shown his chickens at nll.1'1erous fairs and competitions.

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There have been few complaints about the chickens' noise, and it seems that a majority of the student population has been unaware of their existence.

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Chickens, like dogs, are considered pets under Denver city ordinance, and are legal to own within city limits, as long as they aren't a nuisance.

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Well, nuisance or whimsical country reminders, Auraria will have them no more. Liz Cobbs

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by L.N. Beer Fast Times at Ridgmont High-Music From The Motion Picture. Various Artists. Full Moon/Asylum 60158-1 R. This double-pocket soundtrack LP is like an omelet stuffed with avocados, peaches, tofu, spilled oil, sprouts, beach sand, and lots of Velveeta. Its songs represent the best and worst aspects of the stereotyped California sound, blended together into a confused and overloaded melange of textures and styles. Sure, there's some tasty music here. . . but .the listener has to pick and choose carefully to avoid getting an earful of vile, crass trash. There are 19-count 'em-19 different artists appearing on Fast Times, running the stylistic gamut from the syntho-disco whine of Donna Summer, through the countrified middle-of-theroad meandering of Poco and Jackson Browne, to the disjointed like-new wave of bizarro popsters Oingo Boingo. In its heart of hearts, though, this album is a vehicle tor .promoting the solo careers of several ex-Eagles. Joe Walsh, Don Henley, Don Felder, and Timothy B. Schmit each take their turn, in varying degrees of competence. The only fallen Eagle who missed this one is Glenn Frey, whose current solo LP No Fun

old, new, borrowed. •• vide an analysis of every one, but the best tunes are Joe Walsh's hilarious "Waffle Stomp" (his best song since "Life's Been Good"), "Don't Be Lonely" by Quarterflash (with piano syncopations in a chord progression reminiscent of Sanford-Townsend's "Smoke From A Distant Fire"), and "Fast Times (The Best Years of Our Lives)" by Billy Squier, who wins our 1982 Fonky White Boy Prize for this Rick James imitation. Oingo Boingo and the Zappa-inspired duo Palmer/Jost take top honors for outright weirdness.

Last anq least, the truly bad performances are commited here by Sammy Aloud is doing well. Guess he didn't Hagar, the Ravyns, and Donna Sumneed the money. The presence of these mer. No reason to nauseate you with the four birds should surprise nobody, since gruesome details, but go ahead and prothe executive producer of the Fast Times gram your turntable to skip these folks' soundtrack is Irving Azoff. Azoff is the songs when you finally get this album. Since the very good songs and the whiz-kid entrepreneur under whose management several West Coast musi- purely passable ones outweigh the dreck on Fast Times, the record is probably a cians have become real rich. As you probably know, "Fast Times at good investment for anyone who wants Ridgemont High" is a current film about a well-balanced anthology of the life at a suburban Southern California popular music of the early 1980's. If Full high school. So it figures that the songs Moon/ Asylum Records hadn't burdened on the soundtrack album should deal this set with a $15.98 list price, they primarily with the joys and heartbreak would undoubtedly sell a lot more copies than they will. But, hey ... got to of contemporary adolescence. There are too many songs here to pro- - feed those poor hungry Eagles.

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Hooked on Classics II . The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra. RC~ AFLl-4373 I just couldn't find the words to aescribe my feelings about his masterpiece, so I turned to the good ol' thesaurus. Found what I was looking for in Section 391: "insipid; tasteless,' unsavory, unflavored, jejune, savorless; .. weak, stale, flat, vapid, wishy-washy." Thanks, Mr. Roget. That just about sums it up. This reviewer is a serious and devoted fan of the classics, who loves symphonic music in just about any form ... but this is going too far. •

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What has happened here: the most famous themes of 98 different compositions have been butchered into 15- to 30-second snippets, edited together into~ uninterrupted album sides, and strung out over the constant throb of a metronomic disco drumbeat. It's equivalent 'to running these great compositions through a musical Cuisinart until they're soft enough to feed to your toothless poodle, then taking that poodle out to Studio 54 for a hot night on the dance floor. One can only hope that some people might be exposed to classical music for the first time through this album, and then be motivated enough to buy thtl original. But Hooked On Classics II isn't worth the money; go see the Denver Symphony instead, and have a good time. Records reviewed in this column are provided through the courtesy oj Musicland Records and Tapes, downtown on the 16th Street Mall. D

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Pink Floyd The Wall Starring Bob Geklorf Directed by Alan Parker Written by Roger Walters Animation directed by Gerald Scaife Film music produced1by Roger Waters and David Gilmour

"Shoot the Moon" had a field day shooting the melange of images. Don't try to figure out all the time frames at once. Don't reel down to the theater to see a light concert film like "Pink Floyd at Pompeii," either. This film demands full

attention, like a good fiction piece.We all know the words, but the realities of the artists' concepts can be beauty or gore. With Bob Geldof, the emaciated singer of the Boomtown Rats, as the protagonist, this reflective imagery is downright depressing. Socrates said, "A

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Nearly three years ago, Pink Floyd brought out the album "The Wall". ~ Remember? Everyone got one for Christmas. "The Wall" is back and in the full force of modem cinemagraphic technique, animation, imagery, and sound. The movie "Pink Floyd the Wall" is a must for those who missed the United ;, States tour in 1980 of New York and Los Angeles and would like to know what the lyrics, melodies and the wall itself are exactly about. Lead vocalist and bassist, Roger Walters, says inspiration for the album was originally a film that ._ saw realization only as concert stage plays in about 20 performances in eight cities worldwide. Waters' "The Wall'' album is almost the entire dialogue for the movie, and it fits so well you wonder which came first, the movie or the album. >- Director Alan Parker of "Fame" and

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Calendar CONTINUING EVENTS Graphite Drawings will be exhibited by Boulder artist Sally Elliott at the Aurarla Library Gallery on the Aurarla Campus, 1027 Ninth St. from Sept. 20 to October 8. The Gallery Is open during regular library hours dally. For further Information call the artist at 443-6224; or Carol Keller, curator. 759-0120.

Movies-MSC Student Activities Movies. 11 a.m.-11 p.m. ASC 330 A.B.C. For more information: 629-2595.

Thursday, Seotember 23 Mock Interviews will be held In CN 108. from 2-4 p .m. Register In the Career Planning and Placement Ottlce. CN. 108. For more Information call: Susan Richardson at 629-3474.

National lnvttatlonal Exhibition In High Regard by the Fine Arts Dept. of UCD Is taking place Sept. 21-0ct. 8 In the Emmanuel Gallery, 10th & Lawrence Streets. You are cordially Invited to attend the opening reception Wed., Sept. 22 from 7-10 p.m.

Prayer • Movement-A meeting will be held at St. Francis Interfaith Center at 2:30 p .m. today. Call: 623-2340 for further Information.

The Uatenlng Poat-a place to communicate on all sorts of subjects-holds meetings Tuesdays and Wednesdays from 10 a.m. to 4 p .m. Tuesday meetings are held at the Student Center and Wednesday meetings at the lounge at St. Francis Interfaith Center.

Denver Center Cinema Is showing "MANTRAP" at 7:15 and "ACE IN THE HOLE" at 9:00. For further Information call 892-0983.

Seit-Defense classes are being sponsored by the UCD Women's Center every Wednesday from 5:45 p .m. to 8:15 p.m. starting September 22 for 8 weeks. Student fee Is S.15 and non-students. $25. For further Information: 629-2815.

A Law Review by Dr. Odden for the CPA exam Is being held today from 2:00-4:00 In Central Classroom Room 217. Anyone may attend.

Friday, September 24

Motorola will be Jn the Career Planning and Placement Services Ottlce today Interviewing EE/EET majors for positions. Please coll 629-3474 fOf sign-up procedures.

Wednesday, September 22 Video Pre1enta1lon-the Aurarlan Nuclear Education Project will have a showing of The Last Epidemic from 12-2 p .m. Jn the student Activities Center In room 230. Everyone Is welcome.

Denver Center Cinema Is showing "IT'S ALWAYS FAIR WEATHER" at 7:00 and "ROOM SERVICE" at 9:00. For further Information call 892-0983. Racquetball Tournament Is being played today from 5-8 p .m. at the racquetball courts. Coll 629-8533 for Information .

Workshop for all MSC personnel Is being conducted by Ed Larsh. U.S. Department of Education. The presentation Is called "Education and Technology-Awareness. Issues. and Responslbilltles." It Is being held In CN 306, 2:30-4:00 p.m. For further Info: 629-2536, 2537. Denver Center Cinema Is showln~ " ONE HOUR OF SHORT FILMS" at 12:15; 'ROOM SERVICE" at 7:00; and "IT'S ALWAYS FAIR WEATHER" at 9:00. For further Information: 892-0983.

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Sunday, September 26 The Oktoberte1t'1 Thirteenth Annual festivities are being held today, noon to 6:00 p .m. Lorimer Square will be transformed into a mini-Munich filled with flags, bonds. and endlessly flowing beer. For more Information call: 534-2367. Eldorafeat Is still going on today. The ' Mountain Trail Run Is starting at 11 :00 a.m. For more Information call 447-8012 a Denver Metro Telephone number.

campus Events-A Denver-Boulder Art Consortium Softball Game today from 2 p .m.-6 p .m. at the Baseball Field. Call 629-8533 for further Information.

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Denver Center Cinema Is showing "IT'S ALWAYS FAIR WEATHER" at 2:00; "A NIGHT AT THE OPERA" at 5:15; "THE FRONT PAGE" at 7:30; and "ACE IN THE HOLE" at 9:30. For other Information call 892-0983.

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The Oktoberfe1t'1 Thirteenth Annual festivities are being held Saturday, noon to 10:00 p .m. and Sunday, noon to 6:00 p.m. For Information coll: 534-2367 .

Denver Center Cinema Is showing " A NIGHT AT THE OPERA" at 2:00; "BLESSED EVENT" at 6:45; and "THE FRONT PAGE" at 8:30. For other Information call: 892-0983.

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Eldorafest is being sponsored by the Eldora Ski Area this Saturday and Sunday. Eldorafest Is a celebration In the tradition of the German Oktoberfest. Polka bands will play dally. There are also races for bicyclers and runners. For more information call 447-8012 a Denver Metro Telephone number.

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day of riding. Maybe it was the forecast. No, anyone could have seen it was a beautiful day. MBA had announced the event in 3,000 of its newsletters, and flyers had been distributed to all area bike shops. Tentative conclusion: Never underestimate the power of Broncomania. Basking in the sun, we humbly accepted our prizes, which had been donated to MBA by numerous bicycle shops. Everyone got an official MBA T-shirt, some got hats, some got water bottles, some got patch kits, some got tire irons, some got leg lamps and some got, oh no, the infamous Zefal bicycle pump! Back at the shack, we discussed the state of bicycling in Denver. Peter, a vet.e ran of bicycle tours the world-round, sees fear as the major factor keeping a lot of people off bicycles. He is currently making an educational

Monday, September 27 An Issues Forum at St. Francis Interfaith Center is being held today from 12 noon to 1:00 p .m. The topic will be: "Dorothy Day and the Catholic Peace Movement." For more Information contact Tom Rauch at 623-2340. Denver Center Cinema Is showing "FIGAROS HOCHZEIT" at 8:00 today. Coll 892-0983 for more Information.

Tuesday, September 28 Seminars on tax sheltered annuities ore being held today and Wednesday 3:0o-5:00 p .m. All permanent employees of MSC ore encouraged to attend. QuesJions? Call Chuck Norlck. 629-3076. Denver Center Cinema presents " ANDY WARHOL'S CHELSEA GIRLS" at 6:30 this evening. Coll 892-0983 for more detc:ills. The Listening Poat-meet In ASC Lobby from 10 o .m.-4 p.m. today. Call 777-7402 for Information.

Wednesday, September 29 Stumbling llocka to the job search Is being presented today, CN 305, 10-12. Call Susan Richardson, Career Planning Placement Office. 629-3474 for Information. Denver Center Cinema presents " ONE HOUR OF SHORT FILMS" at 12:15; "BLESSED EVENT" at 7:15; and "ANCHORS AWEIGH" at 9:00. Call 892-0983 for more Information. · Gubernatorial Debates, sponsored by MSC and League of Women Voters. are being held in St. CaJetan's today. from 8 a.m.-4 p .m. Call 629-3033 for more Information.

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film about bicycling which is being shot _ in Europe and the United States. · He raised the issue of bicycle parking, or lack thereof, on the 16th Street Mall, and the impounding several weeks ago of bikes locked on the mall. "The city is penalizing people for riding their bikes," he said. "The city needs to provide more and better parking." He sees his role as one of an ambassador, getting the word out to people whose life and health could be improved if they left their cars home and rode their bikes. "I've seen whole families riding together in Europe," he recalled. "One woman carried her two children and her groceries on her hike. She was young and healthy and said she enjoys riding. I've ridqen a bicycle expressway into , Amsterdam, can you imagine?" Mountain Bicyclists' Association operates in an office at 1290 Williams St., Denver, Colorado 80218, from 1:30 to 5 p.m. Telephone 333-BIKK D

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stress syndrome. We didn't have bombs dropped on us. Animation by Gerald Scarfe is graphically awesome and the detailing excellent. It isn't overdone, but used where expression is impossible with contemporary filming capabilities. The seat- thumping sound in six track Dolby walks you around the theater, so see it at the Cooper. "Pink Floyd The Wall" did go clear over the heads of some of the audience and a few had to be told to be quiet dur-

ing the KBPI invitational premiere showing; later showings with paying customers were more appreciative. You bought the album, so see the movie and be ready to be entertained with some fine artistry unmistakenly Pink Floyd. However, don't expect to walk out feeling uplifted. If after all this you are still wondering, the book of the film, "Pink Floyd The Wall," is available from Avon Books. 0

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WANTED Part-time female student to assist wife with speech difficulties due to stroke. Duties will be to chauffeur in her car for shopping tours, hair dresser appointments, grocery shopping and to assist in preparation of evening meal. NO Housekeeping duties. Work approx. 4 hr. day-2 to 6 pm-5 day week. Hours are flexible to allow for taking an afternoon class or two. On occasion will be required to stay overnight 4 to 5 nights per month while I am out of town. Student must have own car to get back and forth Jrom Southmore Park area. Renumeration $4.00 per hour plus $10.00 per night when staying overnight. Welcome to stay for evening meal. Also, private bedroom and breakfast when staying overnight. Will pay weekly. References required. For appointment to interview call between 8 and 9 p.m. at 756-6053.

A. microcomputer do the work for you. Apple, Osborne, and NEC hardware and software available at educational discounts. Call John at 795-9017, leave message. FOR SALE: Pentax KIOOO, F2.8 50mm, F2.8 135mm two filters. $225.00. Ken 722-9433. ,...-BIKING SHOES for the serious cyclist. DETTO ' with cleats. Size 43 (9Vt U.S.) Vt price. Hardly used. Reclining Chair Black Na\lgahide good condition $30. Call 238-2148. FOR SALE: '79 Datsun 210, 2 Dr., Std. transmission only 31,000 m(, excellent condition. To make offer call 733-6817 evenings. FOR SALE: Big mouth, 8 track tape player. ACDC current (portable) some tapes. $25.00 also home built stereo speakers $25.00 for pair. 861-9280 evenings.

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MSC & UCD JUNIORS&: SENIORS. Work study students may apply for one of five positions presently open this semester with the High School Upward Bound Program. $4.44 minimum per hour. Call x2812 for more information.

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HELP WANTED Canvasser: work 14 hrs. per week. Earn $150 minimum per week. Call 322-5431 on Wed. Sept. 22 1-3 p.m. or Thurs. Sept. ~ 2-4 p.m. .

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CHECK TiilS Our! You have an opportunity to enter a multilevel marketing import business on the ground levell Set your own hours. Invest the time and cash you choose to. Call for more information, Lamar 433-5202. ATTENTION JOURNALISM STUDENTS: A degree is nice, but experience is invaluable. The North office of the Sentinel newspapers is looking for a journalism student to do re-write work, use a VDT, do feature stories, and general!}' learn the . overall operation of a newspaper. Small stipend is . available. Call Alan Felyk 428-4999.

FOR SALE: Ladies designer blouses, sweaters & jeans. $5-$15. Call 778-0314 after 4 p .m.

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FOR SALE- Mags-American Racing Wheels-15" 5 hole for Chevy w/steel belted radials $85.00 each All 4 for $300.00 238-8688 evenings. ROSSOGINOL SKIES 180's w/bindings and just tuned $75.00. Munari boots 12D $7.50. Jerry 722-2396 (Let it ring at least 10 times) Keep trying or leave a message. FOR SALE: Suzuki GS550, 1977, 12,000 miles, dual bucket seat, backrest, carrier, oil cooler, helmets, manuals, tools, new tires, more, great shape. Joe 861-5011, 399-9314 $900 or best offer. 1981 CHEVE'ITE-Good commuter car. Good !'- condition. Extended mileage warranty. Call 696-9497 after 6 p .m. · FLOTATION TYPE WATERBED. Just like regular bed. Contplete set-up with frame. Brand New. 366-9931. LADIES HOME PARTIES Introducing exclusive lingerie, Kuma Sutra products, and adult toys by Playtime. For more information call 758-8732.

Must SELL: ·74 Honda 450 DOHC, Windjammer £erring, luggage rack, clean, good condition. $550 or best offer. 233-1200 after 5 p.m.

HOUSING ROOMMATE: Share condo near 125 & Hampton, own Bdrm./bath. Non-smoker. M. or F., $250 + Vs util. Call 758-4398. Please leave message. 2 BEDROOM -

exceptionally nice. 2 miles from Auraria Campus. new wlw plush carpet, new paint, new kitchen, new bathroom. Secure, quiet neighborhood but not fancy! New sod, new 6' privacy fence. Victorian style. $350/month + dep. + ref. No kids, no pets. 3621 High St. Call Pat .623-0169 or Betty 623-6654. STUDENT WANTS OTHER STUDENTS to share large house $125 per month. HOUSEKEEPER female preferred . Light housekeeping, cooking help for older man in ex~hange for room &: board. On busline. Free parkmg. 428-2570.

· HARPSICHORD: Burton, .S' x 8', lute stop, nice voicing, needs refinishing, 5 octaves, $2000 " negotiable. 455-5608.

FOR RENT 1024 Lipan, New design and construction, Security systems, elect. garage door, 2 bedroom and 1 bedroom duplex. Private landscaped yard, deck & patio, plush extras. $595 and $54'5 + Deposit. 595-8999. .

BIORYTHM CALC.ULATOR for Sale, worth $45 will sell $15. Does regular math functions also. Call 781-0139 or 761-2141. Keep trying. The Yellow Calculus Student Guide - $5.00 new.

,BUFFET APARTMENTS. Ideal for students. Convenient to campus. Security building with manager on premises. 26th and Stout. $150-175. 320-0457. pd 10-6

FOR SALE: 307 cu. in. small black Chevy. Runs ,_ well. Engine is complete. Has everything but motor mounts. Will sacrifice for $200 or best offer. Call Bob at 659-5535.

M/F ROOMMATE WANTED to share 2 bedroom City Park house. View picturesque, shady yard from covered front porch. Within 11/t blocks of 3 buslines to downtown. Convenient shopping & Library. Privacy-I'm never here. Possible rent reduction if you're handy-carpentry and other repairs. $145.00 mo. plus Vt utilities. Margie 534-2848.

UPRIGHT PIANO FOR SALE Excellent working condition, clear tone, nice action. Great de'al for someone who isn't looking for piece of furniture. $400. 321-0481.

". 1978 B2 l0 GX Coupe Excellent condition. Call Marie. H: .399-3175; W:341-2431. QUEENSIZE WATERBED. Had only 2Vs months. Baffles, mattress, sheets, complete. Paid $350.. Asking $250. FOR SALE 1974 Toyota Celica GT. Great t mechanical shape. A real go-cart. $1500 firm. Call Cindy at 832-5646.

FEMALE ROOMMATE WANTED to share 3 bedroom 1 bath house. in Thornton. Has washer, dryer, small yard. $150 per month plus Y3 utilities. Near bus route. Call 287-2923 for more information. DRINK-IN GOLDEN ASPENS while catching spawning trout and Salmon in the back yard. ComJ?letely furnished log cabins with kitchens. From i25 per nite for 2 people. Moutain Lakes Lodge. Only 85 mi from Denver. Information/Reservations 777-7757 in Denver; 1-627-8448 in Grand Lake.

FOR SALE: Sinclair 2X81 Microcomputer. Includes: full-size keyboard, 16K RAM, books, software, sync & 2X81 magazines. $135 or best offer. Call 733-5701.

$95/MONTH BUFFET APT. w/bay windows, older home, Vt block from bus, need someone quiet & non-smoker only please. Call 761-2141.

EXTREMELY CUTE miniature German Shepher, 2 yrs. old. Free to right home! 837-9901

$130/MONTH BASEMENT . APT. for rent. Englewood area. Close to all shops, Vt block from bus. Non-Smokers Only. Call 761-.2141.

FOR SALE: 110 lb. barbell set with dumbells $15;· bicycle exerciser (attaches to bicycle) $12; homemade banjo $25; external frame backpack $5; camera case $10; all items near new, 757-3425.

BRECKENRIDGE Condominium for rent by night $40 or wek $200. Furn.-1 bedroom-I bath kitchen and living and dining space. Sleeps 4. Walk to ski area. Call 773-6852 - leave message.

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FHA ASSUMPTION of $52,500 at 12 % , PITI of $524 per month on large 3-bedroom, 2 bath · Townhouse, convenient to downtown, Auraria, Wash. Park and RTD. Fireplace, natural wood (including hardwood floors), new kitchen, full basement with laundry rm. plus dark rm or 4th bedroom. New furnace, greenhouse, garage. $79,500 by owner, negotiable on terms, but need $20,000 cash. 837-9158, 832-6996. 10-13 LIVE IN THE MOU~S Small bedroom in 2 bedroom furnished home near Central City. Entire house privileges. Female preferred. No pets. Smoking ok. $125 + Vt utilities. Long distance 1-582-5682. FREE ROOM WITH PRIVATE BATH. Aurora near 1225 & Iliff. Must be able to look after 12 year old and be available before and after school. Some evenings ~d weekends. Call Bob 696-6545.

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