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AHEC ·-studies parking· alternative by Richard BellizZi

would then be accessible to posed," Soker said, "is it would The shuttle vehicles would be downtown workers and Auraria provide parking for downtown propelled either by a cable system students, fact.ilty and staff, who merchants who are dying for or be self-propelled, using magnetic wheels. The system would be charged a reduced rate spaces." · to park there. W artgow said that an Auraria would have to be elevated to clear Joanne Soker, AHEC director parking garage would be paid for Interstate 25 and the railroad of special projects, told the board solely by parking fees, whereas a tracks near the South Platte River ·"the urgency of the parking pro- joint venture with the city and and the campus. blem at Auraria makes the project RTD would ease the financial In response to questions concermuch more realistic" than it burden to AHEC considerably. ning the stadium _ parking acseemed to many at first. Soker The transit system would han- cessibility to drivers coming from said that one parking garage dle between 3,000 and 4,000 the east of downtown, Wartgow costing between-$6 million a_n d $9 passengers each hour in each qualified the board's proposed million would provide 1,000 , direction during peak traffic project. parking spaces, minus the 350 hours and during special events, "It's not perceived as a spaces covered by the garage, a such as football games, when ~ transportation system, rather, as net gain of only 650 parking pie would park at Auraria and use a parking system," W artgow said. spaces. the SY._Stem to travel to the "We need to find parking for "The beauty of the system pro- stadium. students." 0

The Auraria Board of Directors will continue to assess the feasibility of collaborating with • the City of Denver and RTD to build an automated ·_ guideway transit system which would link the Auraria campus and · downtown to the parking lots at l Mile High Stadium and McNichols Sports Arena. The system is being considered as an alternative to the construetion of two parkjng garages the board planned to build to ease the ~ severe shortage of parking at Auraria. The project would be funded by parking revenue bonds and would cost between $5 million and $70 million, depending on which system is installed. Originally Auraria's project, the idea was presented to RTD last mbnth to determine its inby Canon Reed terest in cooperatively building ~ the system. The Irish debate team arrived Jerry Wartgow, AHEC ex- on campus Friday, their three ecutive director, told the board he silver tongues planted firmly in favors a feasibility study of tl:ie their three rosy cheeks. . project, and said he thinks the Unlike in the United States, the ~project is a good idea. art of debate isn't . taught in · "We (AHEC staff) think it's a Ireland, but rather it seems to be very feasible alternative," Wart- picked up by osmosis and then gow said. "We believe that for refined as a hobby. Well, more the same or less money as a 1,000 than a hobby, actually. car parking garage, we could "It's passion," said Bill ._have access to an automated Maguire. "Pure Passion." guideway transit system." "This is the first time I've ever AHEC's original plan was to seen a textbook on debate," said build the elevated system from Damian Crawford. "I do this for just east of Mile High Stadium to fun." ~ point j11st northwest of the "You ask us a good question, Auraria Student Center on said Eoin (pronounced Owen) Larimer Street. , O'Maoilean, "and we'll answer Now, with the city's and it." RTD's interest in the project, the "Go on, ask us a question, I system could be extended to take dare you, .. said Damien, pursing )>assengers to RTD's downtown _ his lower lip, "I dare you." bus terminal on Market Street,. as Conservatively dressed, smilwell as over to the parking garage ing, and oh-so charming, the at the Denver Center for the Perthree of them certainly looked forming Arts. harmless enough; but there, in ~ The approximately 6,000 parkeyes, was the Wint of a their ing spaces near the sports complex

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challenge. As far as fast talkers go, these were the top-of-the-line. Behind the melodious purr lurked a bark that bites. Together, the three of them are kind of like a whirlwind that talks, and they are going to be sweeping througp Colorado, leaving behind·a wake of dazzled opponents. This whirlwind was set into

motion four years ago, when the first-ever team of Irish debaters answered the invitation of MSC forensics teacher Gary Holbrook. The debates nearly died this year when sponsor Coors Brewery decided to quit, but MSC Student Government, Student Activities, and the Alumni Association have all chipped in to keep the Irish Debates alive. ·None of this year's -

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ttews MSC- team lands . first in flying cont:est. by Jean Hacker >.

The engine of the Cessna-150 pulsed with force, as did the pilot's own pulse as he readied himself to enter the abyss of air, ·space and tinie. Conscious that the pulse would drop to an idle he would now rely on his skills to carry the small plane through the required maneuvers and land without bouncing on the line. This was just one of six events that the MSC Flying Team participated in while taking first in the Regional Championships, which were sponsored by the National Intercollegiate Flying Association. The team's espirit de corps was realized as it beat · Colorado Northwestern Community College, Boise State College and the host school; Treasure Valley Community College, in Ontario, Oregon. This was the· second consecutive year that the MSC team has taken first place in the N.I.F.A. competition. Michael Brucklier, the team's head coach, admitted, "everyone was nervous because of Boise State, but we had faith in the team and beat all three schools. We cleaned up." The judges determined each contestants score by assessing altitude control, air speed, heading deviation, coordinated turns and spot landin~, which involved landing the gear on a line without bouncing. The N.I.F.A. ranked MSC the top

team in the regional events. MSC earned the distinction of having the first woman on its team, Debe Hill, td take first place in the regional and national competitions. The victOrs of the ground events were Mark Brown, who took first, and Rob Gillespie, who took third plaee in the aircraft identification event. Ed Garneau took first and Dave Gar-. cia took third place in the computer accuracy- event. Debe Hill took first in pre-flight safety. The winners in the air events were Rob Gillespie, who took sixth place, David Garcia, who took ninth place and Rod Schmalhaus, who took tenth in the power off landin~. Mark Holley won first, Mark Brown won third, and Bev Hagen took fourth in Ute short field landin~. Debe Hill won second place, Mark Brown won third place and Scott Brown won fourth ... place in the message drop event. ~ MSC's victory was attributed to the ~ hours of practice spend on Sunday' mor- ti nin~· flying practice and Mondays, ~ which are utilized for gaining ex- ~ perience in ground events. ~ Lee Ohrt of MSC's aerospace depart- -&. ment concedes that the team has been so successful because of the time and Members of the MSC Flying Team, winners of reglonal competition in Oregon, money each pilot has spent on air time, express their confidence at a recent meeting to prepare for the national meet using their own money together with in May iQ Battle Creek, Michigan. student fees to gain flying experienee. "I think this is the best team we've ever had," Ohrt said. ''All the pilots are so motivated." 0 J

Trustees invite Regents to 'sit down and talk'

MSC's governing board, the Trustees of State Colleges, Friday passed a resolution re-affirming the three distinct roles and missions of the three Auraria institutions and inviting the CU Board of Regents to discuss any problems they see at Auraria. The Trustees also said they see no need for further studies to be made at Auraria. Trustee John Vigil, in reporting the Trustees' action to the Auraria Board of Directors Monday, invited the regents to an open meeting at Auraria "involving the governing bodies of all three schools and the AHEC board. · "If there are problems, let's sit down and talk about them," Vigil said. AHEC Executive Director Jerry Wartgow told Vigil the Auraria Board

Correction Because of a reporter's error, it was incorrectly reported in last week's issue that the Colorado Commission on Higher Education voted· to recommend to the Legislature that a study be made ~-~ of the Auraria Library. In fact, the CCHE voted 4 to 3 not to recommend such a study, although it di~ recommend that a study of AHEC be made, and that the Legislature give serious consideration to the CU Regents' proposal that the study be conducted by -\ an outside agency. _ , I

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happy to schedule joint meetings. "My recommendation to the board is no recommendation," Wartgow said, "other than to cooperate fu)ly and see where it goes from here. "Obviously, people have been hurt by the process, and we can't ignore their feelin~. It might be beneficial to the Auraria Board to offer to meet with any of the other boards."

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Soviet delegates diScuss dissent by Swen Schmitt Twelve visiting Soviet delegates met with 17 Americans to discuss "Dissent in the Soviet Union and in . the United States" at a breakfast given by MSC President Richard Fonfera at the Student Center on March 7. Dr. Fontera opened the discussion with remarks on the role of dialogue. "I think there is a tendency," Fontera

said, "in people who sit around tables liJce this, with signs in front of them which indicate their national delegation function, to avoid engaging in dialogue at a human level.. . to express their own government's point-of-view." Fontera compared the current world situation to the. narrowing conditions existing prfor to World War II, and stressed the importance of the ex~rcise of free speech and expression.

"There are strong feelin~ among many people of this country which are critical of the treatment of dissent.. . within the Soviet Union. "This does not mean that all those people necessarily would idealize the freedom of dissent within the United States," Fontera said. "The twentieth century is heir to a tradition of thought that human bein~ are more important than governments. What matters ultimately is what's happening to human bein~ ... he added. After Fontera's oi>ening remarks, Mark Meeks, representing Amnesty International, spoke about Amnesty's work on behalf of individuals, and said, "governments have a responsibility for human rights." He said that systems and governments should be held accountable when individual rights are not observed. Tamara Burka, executive secretary of the Moldavian Committee of Youth Organizations, answered questions about what happens to persons who refuse to serve in the Soviet military. "Nothing," Burka said. "According to law, the person stays home." Military dmenters do not give up "any rights to employment or any other rights. They

are free to go where ·they want to work or where they want to study." Burka added that it 1s not necessary to belong to the Communist party to work < for the government . . Alexander Grigoriev, editor of the Novosti Press Agency, answered questions about freedom of religion. Grigoriev said religious beliefs are a matter of personal choice in the Soviet .( Union. "Communism and . religion are just different theories," "Grig<;>riev said. Grigoriev said he spoke with evangelist Billy Graham after Graham's visit to . Moscow. ' "Billy Graham was. quite satisfied," Grigoriev said. · The Soviets were brought to the U.S. through an exchange, spomored by American Field Service Interna- j. tionaUlntercultural: The delegates visited Seattle, Denver and Washington, D.C. A second exchange is planned for later this year, wh~n an American delegation will visit the Soviet Union. Delegate Tamara Bu.rka expres,,ed th~ hope that there will be many exchanges. -• "The majority of persons I have met have been thinking and speaking of peace," she said. 0 :

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SFPC opens tap on Coors issue

the spring Campus-Fest. Coors also Student Center administrator signed a A motion to end the sale of Coors was prints posters for the softball and contract to sell Coors there. The day unanimously adopted at that 1980 Controversy over serving Coors beer in volleyball teams, according to Kelly. · after the taps were installed, students meeting. The motion specified that sale· "Things have changed since 1980," from M.E.Ch.A. showed up to picket of Coors would be suspended until ·all the Mission is brewing again. and protest. complaints against Coors by these ~ If passed; a motion introduced at a re- Kelly said. "Coors has changed too. At the following SFPC meeting on groups were withdrawn. cent meeting of the Student Facilities The issues of the 1960's and 1970's just The issue to be discussed by the SFPC Policy Council will re-open discussion of aren't relevant today. I want the issues Dec. 11, 1980, several groups protested to be re-examined. The 1980 motion the sale of Coors at the Mission, in- April 4 is over whether to rescind the the Coors boycott at the Mission. "When we voted to ban Coors from doesn't allow us to even talk about it." cluding M.E.Ch.A, the Auraria Blitck 1980 ·motion, thereby allowing the Contributions from the Adolph Coors Council, the Native American Students debate over Coors to be resumed. Any the Mission in 1980, there was only one Company to right-wing groups like the of Auraria and the Auraria chapter of students interested in the issue can pre-~ side to the issue - the people opposed to Coors," said J. R. Surette, vice-chair of John Birch Society and the Heritage the International Committee Against sent their views at the April 4 meeting. n the SFPC and CCD-A Student Foundation are why Doug Martinez, Racism. chairperson of M.E.Ch.A - a Latino Representative Council treasurer. "Now there are· two sides to the issue, student organization at MSC, thinks MSC speech professor 1ranted 1982 Senice Award and I think both' sides should be heard." Coors beer should remain off campus. The Speech Communication Associa"It's a humanistic issue,"Martinez tion has awarded its 1982 Golden An- Quarterly Journal of Speech and the The motion, Surette explained, is not Speech Teacher. He was the first editor Mc · to re-introduce Coors beer to the· Mis- said. "Coors is.a racist and fascist com- . niversary Distinguished Service Award of Speech Monographs when it became a sion, but tQ · re-open the question ·of pany and they use their profits to Jund to MSC speech professor Dr. Lester quarterly publication. whether or not Coors should be served right-wing groups -that ·are opposed to Thonssen. Thomsen received his A.B. from there. · the interests of all minorities - blacks, Thonssen was president of the Speech Huron College, which awarded him its Coors' financial support of campus Latinos, women, native Americans and Association of America and served as honorary D. Lit. and its Distinguished athletic activities is the reason why gays. If we sell Coors at Auraria, we are associate or advisory editor of the ·Alumni Award. Brendan Kelly, Rugby Club secretary- indirectly contributing to anti• treasurer and. vice-president of humanistic groups." Martinez said he doesn't object to 'Commercial Art' featured as Career of the Month Associated Students of MSC, wants Coors' donations to any athletic acCoors to be served again at Auraria. "I think that if ~oors was served .here, tivities or groups. Tom Mares, art director, Channel 4; Explore the opportunities in commer"But the Mission is funded with stu- cial art at CCD-A's Career of the Month Vicki Grabowski, artist with Hart they might contribute even more to dent fees," he said. "We have a' right to presentation on Wednesday, March 30, Publishing; and Carol Rush, art direcathletic events," Kelly said. Coors donated 20 jerseys to the Rugby say' what companies can operate in a at noon in the Arts Building, Room 241: tor, Bravo Magazine, will be available -/ team this year, and donates $500 every state-funded facility." The program is designed to help to answer questions. Coors beer was sold only briefly in the students learn about career and educa- • For more information call 629-2481. year to intra-mural recreation programs at UCD, CCD-A and MSC and $800 to Mission during December, 1980 after a tion alternatives. by Trimble

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Columnists Notes From the Underground

.Patience may be the only virtue There are high sierras in southern Arizona whose allegiance lies in a lot of different comers. Geologically, they are distant cousins of the Rockies. Technically, they are the property of the people of the United States of America, whose democratic government holds the deed. Physically, they are occupied and ruthlessly e!CPloited by the Corporation, except in such times as these when mines lay silent, waiting for an increase in the price of copper. It's during such times, when the activity grinds to a halt, and the people sink into a kind of reptilian torpor, that the real ·allegiance of th~e mountains sings out. There is no escaping the overwhelming presence of Mexico, only 20 milt?S away. Lightning often flashes in the midnight, too far to thunder. During such depressed times, the low planes fly overhead almost daily. Sometimes the planes belong to Immigration, searching for holes in the Cactus Curtain. Sometimes the planes belong to the Drug Enforcement Administration, searching for drop-loads of marijuana. · Sometimes, the planes are full of Mexicans or marijuana, flying especially low, looking especially like an envoy from mysterious Mexico. The make-shift landing strips of the illegal alien markets strip to-and-fro through the desert, insignificant, like the tracks of a dead animal. The droppings of the marijuana planes are more disturbing, more confusing. From any highway the bales, wrapped in black plastic, can be seen. Often, they sit like little buddhas, less than .il hundred feet from the road. It is common knowledge that such a

bale can bring $5,000 in Tucson. It is a knowledge shared by all residents of the county, most of whom make less than $5,000 a year. They squint their eyes as they drive down the highway to keep from seeing the little pots of gold amid the cactus, for it is also common knowledge that the smugglers watch from the scrub oak through ~he scopes of high-powered rifles. They wait like lizards, for the sun to set and the desert · to cool, then drive their four-wheel drives to the booty. Interlopers are killed. Amid all of this, there are good people and bad people, and sometimes it gets hard to tell the difference. I know two smugglers irr this barren cowitry: One is taking guns into Mexico, the other is bringing desperate people out. I know communists here, and capitalists. I know poets, and bigoted roughnecks. I have met people who killed people in this hard country, and also\people who take in the orphans. Often, in this moonlike landscape, .a man who would break your arm for the price of a gallon of muscatel would also split his last bowl of beans and chappatis with you. In such a context, it is the thieves who are most loved - the 'dumpers' who trespass the mining company pits to search for turquoise in the dead of night, the rustlers who drive 40 miles to the north with their headlights out just to shoot a palsied cow, and the fathers and brothers of everyone, who get sick of ignoring the black plastic bales, and march out into the

desert in broad daylight to claim a piece of the dream for themselves. None of what goes on here is sophisticated - not I'; even the bumbling FBI who once searched for a friend of mine for weeks, often stopping in midday at the same bar, where she served them their cold drinks, cepting winks and tips. Not even the great Corporation, which each year let millions of dollars ip turquoise, malachite, and azurite slip through their .& barbed-wire fences. Not even, perhaps, the drugsmugglers themselves, now an~ then intimidated by a crafty local ·into believing they are members of the DEA. Certainly not the bright and shining airplanes, which crash regularly into mesas that can be seen for almost a hundred miles. 4' Certainly not the people, who pay rent to the Corporation, waiting patiently for the mines to re-open. The only craft and subtlety in this land is in the land itself, which I saw once in full bloom, after it had waited eight years for the sky to open. The desert looked patiently toward Mexico, and eventually the dark, mysterious clouds of life came rolling in. • I was thinking today, how many allegiances we make in our lives. How waiting for the fulfillment of a promise can be either a wise thing or a stupid thing. How we can use our secret. lives, sometimes to hide our sins, and sometimes to hide our courage. I was thinking, how really hard it can be to tell the difference, how we might never know, until, and if, ' the clouds roll in and the desert blooms. 0 Carson Reed

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Minds are engines, some need tune-ups The thpught proeess is like an engine, sometimei revving, other times idling, yet always running. The mind is a perpetual thinking machine, working day in and day out, interpreting reality, coordinating speech patterns and body movement, contemplating action, and providing the sanctity of dreams. The ability and ambiguity of the mind to apprehend, comprehend, misco~true, confuse, create, and to build up cheap analogies about itself, boggles, well .. . the mind. In addition to this phenomenon, each individual possesses a unique mental structure. While one person may be on par with another's thoughts, the paths taken to arrive at a conclusion are inherently different. An~ getting one mind together with another mind will often be a formidable endeavor. Returning to the engine analogy, some people appear as if their minds are always running smoothly, a

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Fellow Students, My orientation to student government had a rather smooth transition, due to the caring of personnel from the President's office. They supported me in adjusting to the duties that were not anticipated being new to · ·student government and learning about the Board of Trustees. The first meeting was held on December 2, 1982 in Colorado Springs. The items on the agenda were catalog changes in the schools, implement to student fees at W .S.C. and long-term disability funding. It was recommended to accept the Mutual Benefit bid. The item that seemed to ·have the greatest amount of discussion was on personal development leave and administration leave. What this would mean is that faculty members would be eligible to take personal

Perhaps the pure origin of thought will never be self-service station of rationale, checked emotions, and adept mental manipulation. Then there are other peo- discovered. Mental input converted to mental output ple who make one wonder if there hasn't been a is a mysterious pro<:ess. Picking the brain for its own wrench tossed haphazardly into the midst of the entire explanation may prove futile. Mental processing is so intricate and complex there may be built-in security _. "'1 works, or if they are eternally stalled in traffic. To further complicate and expand the issue, a systems that scientists will never be able to penetrate. theory propounds that the brain is divided into a left A pleasant thought. Or, possibly, the entire integral mess can be atand right side, from which emanate the logical or creative forces. Domination or excessive use of one tributed to semantics. Language, too, is a perversion side over the other will determine an individual's by the mind, exiting the mouth, pen, or other orifice in tendency toward the extreme ends, or place them in a an altered pattern, inevitably losing itself and its happy medium. To illustrate both of these concepts in definition in the final product. All initial thoughts \ one collective example, consider some of the so-called begin as abstractions, becoming concrete notions - · modern artwork, where it would appear the artist's logical or creative, thus suffering in translation. Some mental wires have crossed, and run amuck. Further suffer more than, others. Think about it. investigation remains as to how much creativity it Bill K.indelberger takes to be logical, and vice-versa.

development leave after three years of service. Also, It was brought up by Trustee Foster that there w~ a ' administrative personnel would also be able to take a need for some kind of advertisement to encourage leave with full or partial pay. These leaves, of course, women to apply for administrative positions. This would have to be approved by the Board of Trustees. item will continue at the March meeting. I felt that this first meeting was a bit overwhelming. A very important issue was to exclude the student Inspite of this, I was able to learn that this position has trustee representative and the FACT representative at a possibility of input via the student trustee for all executive meetings. The reason for this was confiden- ~ students at M S C tiality is needed and a faculty member shouldn't be The next meeting was held at Mesa College on making decisions about items related to faculty . . January 27 and 28, 1983. Traveling away from home The board decided against this exclusion so, our stucan be very frightening and for me it was in the begin- dent representative who is Stuart Glascock will conning. I'd like to thank the Mesa College staff members tinue to represe11t us at the executive meetings. for all the help they gave me personally while I was in This is just a small portion of the items discussed at. Grand Junction. these meetings. After attending these meetings, I have The issues that were discussed were very interesting. a positive attitude Jlbout future meetings and working The report from CCHE was on the extended campus with the Board of Trustees. plan, Metro South. This could be the first step in makI hope in the future students will contact me with ing Metro a multi-institute. any issues they would like me to take to the Board of• The issue on merger was also discussed. The board Trustees. voted against any merger at this time. Priscilla Sessions,.The funding for the Auraria Library was brought up Student Trustee by Dr. Fontera. Alternatives for funding will be discussed later.

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·w:eature MSC expedition St. Helens bound by Larry Price ~

Some spring break. How would you like to spend a week at the foot of Mt. St. Helens? Think about it. · It has been raining continually i? Washington and along the West Coast for the past several weeks. This rain, ., when combined with the ash that cov.ers the area surrounding the volcano, makes for a lot of mud. Cold mud. You would have to set up your tent and sleep in this mud. To add t~ your misery, you would ,- have to eat a diet of oatmeal, granola, cold tortillas and beans, bagels and cream-cheese and canned tuna for most of the week. Sounds real fun. Well, a group of MSC students plans to take on these agonies and tackle Mt. -r~ St. H!llens during spring break. Four geologists, three biologists, three zoologists, two botanists and a chemist, with one journalist thrown in, will be leaving March 18 on the 20-hour trip by van and truck to the .volcano. The 14 students going on the expedi~ tion are geologists Steven Wolfe, Vicki McConnell, Randy Ogg and John Micholle; biologists Donna Beaver, Phillip Danielson and Rene Andel;

zoologists Meri Walander, Jeanne Kjos and Gloria Hansen; botanists Jeanette Horrell and Bob Willard; chemist Lewis Woodford; and journalist Larry Price. Plans for the scientific expedition to Mt. St. Heleris were first proposed last October. Originally, only one student was to go on the trip, set for Christmas break, but became of bad weather- conditions and the threat of possible volcanic activity, the U.S. Geological Survey said that the researcher would be not allowed into the restricted zone around the mountain. With the extra time to raise money and plan new experiments, the expedition was expanded into a full research team. In a meeting with the Student Affairs Committee last week the total cost of the journey was said to be $4,354, of which the students had $2, 730. According to

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on April 1 and 2 at the Auditorium Theatre. The group is being sponsored by Colorado Cont~mporary Dance, a local nonprofit dance presenting organization. The Pilobolus residency, which will include a master class March 31, marks the fifth CCD presentation in its current season. Pilobolus Dance Theatre was founded £ in 1971. The group, named after a genus of very active phototropic fungi, pilobolus, is known for its tremendous vitality, originality, humor, its unusual way of working. The schedule for Friday, April 1, is -; 1 "Molly's Not Dead," 1978, a humorous piece commissioned by the American · Dance Festival; 'Elegy For The Moment," 1982; and "Day Two," 1980, set to music by Brian Eno and the Talking Heads. The Saturday, April 2, performance begins with "Ciona," 1974, 1 followed by "Walklyndon," 1971, a humorous series of greetin~ and encounters; "What Grows in Hygen's Window," 1982; and "The Empty Suitor," commissioned by the 1980 Winter Olympics.

Wolfe also plans to put together an education package from the trip, including photographs and slides taken on the expedition. All the students going on the expedition have been found to be physically and mentally fit for the trip and have been declared qualified to handle the duties expected of them. Before leaving, every member of the expedition has been required to sign a form agreeing that the government shall not be held responsible for any harm that might come to them while in the danger zone around Mt. Saint Helens. If it should erupt while the expedition is still in the area, the expedition is, for all intents and purposes, on its own. Everything is set to go this Friday and, with luck and good planning, we'll be back by the 25th. Good luck, Expedition '83. 0

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Danielson, the committee granted the expedition 40 percent of its funds. This, combined with funds obtained from other activiti{ls, came to a total of $5,600. MSC is the first undergraduate in-· stitution to be granted a permit to enter the restricted zone around Mt. St. Helens. The sc:ience students plan to use the opportunity to gain valuable information on the area surrounding the volcano. The highlight of the trip, perhaps makirig all the mud and rain acceptable, will be a helicopter trip to the top of Mt. St. Helens, where the students will have a chance to observe the crater from a distinct vantage point. Along with the experiments to be performed on the expedition, water, earth and air samples will be brought back to . MSC for study.

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Review First 'amateur hour' ·a success by Lisa Silva Welcome to the First Ted Mack Memorial Amateur Variety Talent Show, brought to you by the Student Activities Office and the Associated Students of MSC. The big event took place last Friday night at Auraria's Mission in the Stuaent Center. The performers were students from the three campus schools. Admission and balloons were free; you only had to pay for the beer. · The M~ion is a comfortable "bar" ~ which resembles a church hall only in - ~ that the decor attempts funkiness on a .x budget. Hanging plants and some ~ stategically placed _panelling and lJ brick floors keep the atmosphere warm, .8 and there is a roomy stage area. ~ ~bout 75 people watc~ed the show, Geryle Anderson, center, and Carla Arnold sing their winning duet as which featured everything from folk Christine Johnson interprets it for the hearing impaired. music to jazz to burlesque comedy. The Arts D J tt C p U • al S . has even been on TV I atmosphere was friendly and casual, D ; /' et ~~n?r' o he d c1~nce Carol Brook sang ,;What I Did For 1 "- £n;bnM' a? · on Love" from "A Chorus Line" accomand the audience was appreciative of F ~r men some very talented musicians. Comedy, eM' tan, manfager 0 ~ issionM. . pani~ by Jackie King on pia~o · d h is resses o ceremorues were oru· however, was at a premmm, an muc V t d J0 A C · Steve Barsch and Michael Smith of it was provided by the audience. JquAe e.rmon MSanC . .nn honn~r. UCD students played acoustic gw'ta~ o nn IS an 1uruor w o ·smgs • Three of the 14 acts were judged telegrams and has performed at the ~nd ~id .. an amazing version of "outstanding," and the remaining were Comedy Store. Monique, a UCD stuRa~!Ude. given honorable mention by Dr. Phil dent, has performed with Robin B1ll~e Prescott of MSC sang ~ome Boxer, Dean of the School of Liberal Williams in improvisational theatre and beautiful folk songs and played guitar. ,.-----------------------------Calvin Calloway, blues singer and pianist, performed two numbers. Calvin is also a song writer and philosopher who ·attends CCD. All thos"e who are serious about pictures, Evergreen's own hard-rocking band, "High Drive," performed original tunes hail THE KING OF CPMEDY!" to an audience .that ate it up. Gene Sh•HI, THE TODAY SHOW. NBC- TV There was so much going onl Then there was the woman who danc"EXHILARATING .•• Scorsese ag~in ed so gracefully sitting down. Apconfirms his reputation as one of parently enjoying every'musical number the most authentic, most original ws Joan Reams, a· tall, striking woman voices of his film generation." a very pretty· dress and shiny, red in Vincent C•nby. NEW rORIC TIMES pumps. Joan had the beat on every song. The MSC speech communications major said she was having a good time. the memory." Ri chord Schiel•/. TlllllE NIAGAZIHE "I loved Vic (Gutschalk). He's so good! I guess he w()uld be after 14 "Robert De Niro and Jerry Lewis sparkle in years." THE KlNG OF COMEDY." PEOPLE llllAGAZIHE Vic - who is not an amateur - is a folk/rock singer of some renown in Denver and a finance major at MSC. He sang several original songs including

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"Excuse Me, Mr. President" and a bluesy "Someone Shot My Dog." There was also a public relations man from KJJZ rounding up . talent for benefit on campus in April. One act was a puzzlement. Malcom Mirth (aka Gene Edwards) is a selfdescribed professional student. In his "30th semester" at UCO, Malcom had an unusual comedy routine - it wasn't funny. Malcom Mirth might have wow- • ed 'em in old Vaudeville - he did raise some eyebrows at the Mission - but most laughter was accompanied by groans. (What's the one thing you never say to a menopausal woihan? Oh, dry up.) (To a cancer patient? What's eating-r you?) The audience was helpful though; people called out suggestions for. better punchlines and tried to help Malcom focus on comedy. One member of the audience thought some of Malcom's puns went over the;"'\heads of most people. The erudite and articulate (really) Chris Allen, who attends MSC, said he was enjoying the whole show, which he found "reminiscent of the· San Francisco coffee houses of the '.60s." A translator for the deaf was on hand , (I) throughout. Chris Johnson added to the entertainment for the hearing when she attempted to sign a variety of slang and. euphemisms. Geryl Anderson and Carla Arnold sang a lovely duet, "Everything must _. Change With You." They "borrowed" "}ackie King from Carol Brooks to accompany them on piano. Geryl and Carla were relieved and then delighted to have Jackie "pick up their music within ten. minut~. " They went on to ·_ ._ win first place in the show. Carla has worked in many musical productions in Denver and will be singing a solo number at the Greeley Jazz Festival in April. Geryl has had extensive experience working in various Bonfils musicals, including "South Pacific". He is a liberal arts major at MSC, and ' . ., Carla is majoring in psychology at UCO and is a member of that school's jazz group, The New Singers. The evening was quite a success and the SAC hopes to make the talent show a yearly event. 0

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The Closet Writers Conference, spon- Rocky Mountain Magazine, freelance sored by Denver Free University, will be writer and teacher, will speak about Saturday, March 26 from 9:15 a.m. to 5 what ap~als to the magazine editor. p .m. at First Unitarian Church, Conference participants are invited to join in the· Networking Game, an ex- , Lafayette and 14th streets . Workshops available to novice and in- · periential . ~orkshop led by Pat Wagner termediate writers are research techni- of Network.Resources. The $30 fee includes morning goodies ques, the local market, getting organized, interviewing, music writing and and lunch. For more information, call Denver recording, poetry,. word processing and working in cable television. Free University at 393-6706. ...:. Bob Devine, former associate editor of

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faculty members. The Metropolitan is sponsoring a Winners will be published in The short story contest. .Metropolitan, and we're working on There will be two categories: students prizes of monetary value. and faculty. Maximum length is 1,200 Submit entries by 5 p.m., April 15, to to 1,500 words. Entries will be judged The Metropolitan, Room 156, Auraria ~ by three-person panels of stude~ts and Student Center.

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• Baseball teain drops record to 5-5 .with weekend·1osses until Kozak tripled in the seventh inning. Two_pitches later, DH Frazier MSC's baseball team lost a double:,_ tripled, scoring Kozak; After Chip Skinheader to the Air Force Ac~demy Satur- ner ~ounded out, AFA's Klein singled in the seventh run. t5 day, 7-2 and 11-5. In the second game, MSC's fortunes~ The day started bright for ~.SC as ! junior first-baseman Greg ~~art rip- continued to decline. · AFA scored tWo runs .in the first on a g ped a two-run homer to center With a ~man on. .. walk, a triple ·a nd a wild pitch. "iln MSC's · sec(?nd inning, Doug g As the day stllrted getting cloudy, however, MSC's fortunes did.the·sa!'Ile. Schroeder . singled · and -Wes Beauchene AFA tallied five runs in the second inn- ~lasted a hdme run· d~p to left-center to Wes Beauchene tied the game up with this swing. tie the game, 2-2. _, ing off senior pitcher Pat Smaldone. with his team s overall performance, After retiring AFA in the top of the at ·the plate, ending the rally. The scoring was ignited· by AFA's AFA·wasn't out of the game, as MSC saying, "This loolcs like last year again; , Kyle Skalislcy, who nailed a.si_ngle up the third MSC's bats came.to life. Catcher , middle to drive in two runs. On the. Brad° Acre ·~racked. . a ·two-nm homer was soon to find out. _ In the top of the we're afraid to start." He feels the reason his team has lost following play, an MSC thrQwing error after Isenhart stole second with two out. fourth,. AFA scored four runs, allowed the third run to· score. A Schroeder then singled to right. After highlighted by Kozak's homer to center- five of its last six games is because "we're' . playing with no intensity and 11ot conground-rule double by Chip · Kozak MSC loaded the bases, pinch-hitter Ran- field. The fifth inning saw MSC trying to centrating. We're making p.hysical and brought in another run, and.Jeff Frazier dy Hodges hit a blooper· to left scoring Schroeder and when Nick Fisher ran a rettirn the favor. Dino Lombardi singl- mental errors." singled home the fifth run. . · Helman said he has a talented team, ?'" The middle innin~ were a standoff, red light at third, he wa,s hung out to dry ed to renter, but John Quarton was robbed of a _hit by a leaping catch of his line "the best team I've seen here, but we by Tammy Williams · , drive by third baseman Kozak. need a few guys to really turn the team AFA finJShed the scoring in the around, we need a couple of team Michael Davis led the MSC roadrun"We give camps, clinics and play seventh,. making the final 11-5. leaders." ners to fourth place last weekend in the teams in Latin Amedca," she said, "and ·on . Sunday, - MSC split a doubleThe team is heading into the toughest NAIA National Gymnastic competitions afterwards, we p~ -_ ·out the Four header with Regis College, scoring two part of its schedule, .Prompting Helman l> held at Auraria. · · Spiritual Laws. It's mmtonary work." ril~ iil the seventh to win the first game to say, "If we don't turn it around here The MSC squad.. Davis, Andy Solis, Brown will start her training July 19 4-3, and losiiig the nightcap 3-1, dropp- (Kansas road trip during spring break), Michael Tschanz and Jim Dack, {jilished with a 10-day camp at CSU, and will ing its rec0rd to 5-5. we'll keep driving east, buy a farm in the meet with a score of 98.35. begin the actual tour July 31. Coach Bill .Helman was disappointed Kansas, and stay there." 0 In individual events, the team scored Brown is expected to earn $3,200 to 18.45 on the floor exercises, 11.35 on the cover her expense$ on ·the tour. For MSC's wonien vanity tennis team will I side horse, 17.35 on the still "rin~, 12.2.5 more information, contact Pat Johnson play-l\egis in a scrimmage match March -:,-- on the parallel bars, 8.80 on .the high at 629-3145. . ll.at.2:30 p.m., the site to be announced. bar and 30.15 on the vault, which was "It's amazing to . me how well the · The MSC men's va~ty tennis team Davis' best competition. He scored a school can do ldter it's done well," will ope_n the season with a home match total of 7. 95 points in this event for his Brown said, "After Nationals; it all agaimt the Air Force Academy March squad. · comes back.." 16 _at 2 p.ai. · "We expected it to be one-on-one with · The MSC outdoor track t~ will Stout," MSC Coach Kevin Labbe' said, MSC will ~t a~ tournament start its March 19 with the Col~ but his team finished in front of Stout. under its belt with the RC?Clcy Mountain orado School of Mines Invitational and Osh Kosh College took first, La Crosse Freestyle and Greco-Roman wrestling will. CQmpete in the Colorado College second, Fort Hayes third, MSC fourth tourney March 24-26: ·. · Invitational March 26 at CC. and Stout fifth. To qualify ~or this ~mpetition, one ·· ·MSC's women's softball team will Boston ................... $198 Chuck Smith won the coach ·of the must be a high school ·athlete and a play· an assortment of games over the year award. member of the United States Wrestling riext t\vo ·weeks. It will be MSC vs. Chicago .. ,;, ............ $198 r:.- Carol Brown, a lellior member of the Fedemtion. · · · Snow·College at Mesa at 1 p.m. March Dall.as .........................$120 MSC Roadrunners volleyball team, has The top finishers of the tourney will 19; MSC vs. Mesa March 19 at 3 _p.m. Phoenix ..................$184 been chosen by Athletes "in." Action to qualify for an expe~~paid spot in a and M~uch 20 at 11 a.m., both will be travel around Latin America to play special USWF development camp to be played at Mesa; MSC vs. Colorado State Frankfurt ............... $599 volleyball and spread the teachin~ of held July 3-8. . : . 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Denver Center Cinema presents "The Soft Skin" at 6:45 p.m. and "Moona and Nanook" at 9 p.m. For ticket Information call 892-0983.

Sunday, March 20 Denver Center Cinema presents "The Long, Long Troller" and "The Funny Factory" at 1:30 p.m .. "Grand Hotel" at 4:30 p .m .. "The Bride Wore Black" at 6:30 p.m. and "Fogrenhelt 451" at 8:30 p .m. For ticket Information call 892-0983.

Aurarla Ubrary Qallery· Photography Exhibit with works by Gary Emrich. Barbara Houghton and Ron DIRlto wlll be held through Aprll 8.

MSC Drug Alcohol/Stop Smoking Clinic will be held today from 5 to 6:30 p .m. In the ASC 151 . For more Information call

Creativity: Storytelllng, a conference to be held March 18 and ~9 at St. Cajetan's., For more Information call 629-2717.

lrlsh Debaten and lrllh Music, 1 p .m. at St. Cajetan's.

Tuesday, March 22

Wednesday, March 16

Friday, March 18

MSC, CCD Fiim seri.. presents "Star Trek" In the Student Center Room 330. Show times are 12:15. 2:15. 4:1·5 and 7:15.

Simple Breakfast today at Interfaith Center from 9 to 11 a .m.

Job S..kera Workshop wlll be held today from 3 to 5 p.m. Call Batchler and Associates at 861-7332 for reservations.

"A Quest tor Peace: Empowerment tor Disarmament" • a lecture by Danie! Berrigan. S.J. today at Regis College Fieldhouse. at 7:30 p.m. Denver Center Cinema presents "The Best Years of OUr Lives" at 7:30 p .m. For ticket Information call 892-0983.

Denver Center Cinema presents "The Long, Long Troller" and "The Funny Factory'' at 1:30 p.m .. "Glorifying the American Girl" at 5 p .m .. "Fahrenheit 451" at 6:45 p.m. and "The Soft Skin" at 9 p .m . For ticket Information call 892-0983.

"A Quest tor Peace: Empowerment tor Dllarmament"· a lecture by Daniel Berrigan, S.J . today at Loretta Heights College Center for Performing Arts. 7:30 p.m.

CONTINUING EVENTS Emmanuel Gallery· Metropolitan State Student Exhibit will be held through April 1. For gallery hours call 629-8337.

Thursday, March 17 ."Thia World Ethlcl" Is a seminar being held today at St. Francis Interfaith Center from noon to 1 p.m. Efrown bag lunches welcome. MSC, CCD Fiim Serles presents "Star Trek" In the Student Center, Room 330. Show times are 12:15, 2:15, 4:15 and 7:15. MSC Language and Culture lnatttute has announced the Seventh Annual Summer Program to Mexico. A reception for the lnstlMe Alumnl and those Interested In learning more abOut the program Is being held today at 4 p .m. at St. Francis Interfaith Center. For more Information call

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Denver Center Cinema presents ''Woman In American Fiim" (Lecture) at 6:30 p .m . and "this Gun for Hlre"at 7 p .m. For ticket Information call 892-0983.

Story Telllng Conference today at St. CaJetan's from 9 a.m. to 10 p .m. For more Information call 629-2717. Lonllne11 Workshop wlll be held today from 1 to 4 p.m. at Interfaith Center. For more Information call 623-2340. Denver Center Cinema presents "Grand Hotel" at 7 p .m. and "Glorifying . the American Girl" at 9 p .m. For ticket Information call 892-0983.

Story Telllng Conference will be held today at St. Cajetan's from 9 a .m. to 10 p .m. For more Information call 629-2717..

Denver Center Cinema presents " Anna Christle" at 7:15 p .m. and "Ziegfeld Follies" at 9 p.m. For ticket Information call

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HISTORY CLUB AND PHI PSI will sponsor a lecture on Ireland Wednesday, March 16 at 3 p .m. In WC 268. Refreshments will follow the lecture In the History Dept. office, WC 263. Students, faculty and staff welcome. For more Information call

ASSOCIATION FOR COMPUTING MACHINERY will hold a programming contest on Saturday, March 26 from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. In the Academic Computer Center. SC 124. For more Information call

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Tea on Tuesday will be held at the Interfaith Center from 2 to 3 p.m. For more Information call 623-2340. MSC DNg Alcohol/Stop Smoking Cllnlc will be held today from 5 to 6:30 p.m. and "The Moon Is Blue" at 7 p .m. For ticket Information call 892-0983.

Wednesday. Maret- 30 MSC, CCD Fiim sert.. presents "Ordinary People" In the Student Center. Room 330. Show times are 12:15, 2:15. 4:15 and 7:15. Denver Center Cinema presents "Hearts and Minds" at 7:30 p .m. For ticket Information call 892-0983. I

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629-3114. DATA PROCESSING MANAGEMENT ASSOCIATION wlll meet Tuesday, Aprll 12. at 7 p .m. In Student Center Room 330. Prof. John Soma will speak on "Computer Law."

Publlc Safety Seit Deren.. Clo.... will be held today from 3:30 to 6:30 p .m . In the gym. For more Information call 629-3145.

Club Calendar MSC AMATEUR RADIO CLUB will hold a meeting every Thursday at 4 p.m. In the South Classroom. 205.

Denver Center Cinema presents "The Russians are Coming" and "The Barber Shop" at 1:30 p .m .. " Anna Christle" at 4:30 p .m .• "Mississippi Mermaid" at 6:15 p.m. and "stolen Kisses" at 8:30 p.m. For ticket Information call 892-0983.

Denver Center Cinema presents "The Steel Helmer at 7:30 p .m. For ticket Information- call 892-0983.

Friday, March 25

The Pedlatrtc Program ot The Denver Birth Center presents a free seminar, "Dlsclpllne So Everyone Wins" held today from 10 a.m. to noon at Mercy Medical Board Room. Reservations required, call 831-6122.

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Denver Center Cinema presents "Forbidden Games" at 7 p.m. and "The Bride Wore Black" at 9 p .m. For ticket Information call 892-0983.

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"Ethlcal 111u.. In the Economlcl ot Health Core" will be a discussion held today at St. Francis Interfaith Center at 4 p.m. Free and open to the publlc.

Joi? Seeking Skllll Workshop for people with dlsabllltles will be held today from 8 a .m. to 5 p .m. In the Science Bulldlng, Room 109. For more Information call

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Classified_ FOR SALE CLASm:C: 1969 Porsche 912. rebuilt engine, new

paint, nice Pirelli tires. '173-0710. .

Only $7,400. Call

MY BELOVJ;D 197.f ·A UDI Fox. $1,200. 695-6389 3-16

OVERSEAS JOBS Summer/year round. Europe, S. Amer., Australia, Asia. All fields. $500 to •1200 monthly. Sightseeing. Free info. Write IJC Box 52-CO 2 Corona Del Mar, CA 92625. IMPROVE YOUR CRADFSI Research catalog 306 pa~ - 10,278 topics - Rush $1 to Box 25097C, Los Angeles, CA 90025. (213) 477-8226. 5-4

KAWASAKI 1981 K2-440 LTD, Black, low mileage, mint. Condition. $1400 negotiable. TRAVEL/STUDY: Interested in cooperative 534-2111 days, 238-1982 nights, weekends. , travel/study in New England? Or 19-day tour of 3-16 China and Orient? For information call Fletcher Associated, 692-9634. · 3-16 PROFESSIONAL WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHY CAREERS, mass market yours thru Operations quality work, reasonable prices. 360-0149. ' Research Int'l job strategy. Details "toll free 3-16 1-800-421-3217. 4-13 PRESCRIP110N EYEGLASSFS MADE: Present a valid student ID for 30 percent off on complete TYPING/WORD PROCESSING - Ten years exprescription eyeware. ROTC cadets receive 40 perience, fair prices, accurate. Washington Park percent off with proof of cadet status. Call Visual location: Call 698-2531 after 4:00 p.m. 3-30 Effects at 744-333.5. 4-20 TERM PAPERS, theses, and resumes typed with a NEED ADVICE? But afraid to ask Mom. Try professional touch. Reasonable rates. Holly's Rent-a-Moml Totally confidential (no names) Secretarial 426-0060. motherly advice regarding your problems. 5-4 Reasonable and relatively painless. Call 321-8732 ALASKAN SUMMER JOBS: Free information. for appointment. Canneries to oilfield. Send SASE to A.J.S., Box 3-23 40235, Tuscon, Ari7.ona 85717. Immediate reply! 4-27 TYPING - $1.50 to $2.00 per double-spaced page.

SERVICES

Twenty-five years experience. Capitol Hill location. If you've been up all night and it's due today C911377-3888. 5-4 EXPERT TYPING done at reasonabie prices. All material carefully proof read for accuracy and grammar. Call Judy days at 373-7555, or evenfn~ at 850-7898.

3-24 TYPING. $1 per double spaced page until Aprill, then $USO. Elise Hakes, l~ Franklin St., #9M, Denver, CO 80218. 832-4-400. 3-16 REPAIRS, ALTERATIONS, original garments. can sew itl Call Jayne at 722-4494.

INFORMATION, RFSEARCH, INDEXING, llst compilation. Barbara Nicovich, M.L.S. 10 years profemonal experience. 690-5736. · 4-13 WORD PR<>a!:SmNG - Papers and reports, graphics - pie, bar, line 3D charts - affordable, competitive prl<JI!!, 10 percent discount with valid AHEC ID - training for Wordstar and CP/M. Call Mighty Byte, 758-7231, M-F 8-5. · 3-16

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TO RENT: Large one-bedroom apartment close to campus. Brand new renovation. t300 includes utilities. 623-8108. 1

Editor of The Metropolitan.

ATI'ENTION ARTISTS AND MUSICIANS! Studio work and rehearsal space available for as low as $100. Convenient City Park location. 320-0457. FOR RENT - 4-bedroom, unfurnished house. 1 Y1 baths, Iv. w/fireplace, large dr, new kitchen, clean beautiful carpet. Close to campus and bus line, 32nd and Vallejo .. $510/month plus deposit - call after 6 p.m. 321-7696 or 377-5114 and ask for Tom or Lee. CHARMING SECOND FLOOR. VICTORIAN BUFFET. $185. Balcony, hardwood floors, laundry facility, security building, manager on premises. 26th and Stout. 320-0457.

HELP WANTED T.V.'s NEEDEDI College for Living needs donated T.V.'s for use in its new computer-aided instruction program with developmentally disabled adults. Persons interested In donating a T.V. should call the College for Living Office at 629-2917. TELEPHONFS - Temporary, need men and women for short-term project. Afternoon and evening shifts. Good hourly wages. No solicitation. Good working conditions. Call Pat at 893-1755 from 9 to 11 a.m. or 2 to 4 p.m. 3-16 PATIENTS WANTED for investigational gas permeable (breathing) contact lerues designed to reduce light sensitivity, burning, stinging and spectacle blur. Modest fee conforming to CFR 21 812. 7B. Call 825-2500. 3-30 -

PERSON~ J,J., MY DE\ll BELOVED friend. I send my heart ID )'OU.

I care. I stand beside you now, and shall not go away. D .E.H. A spider's web Holds many drops of dew But does not break

WINNING THE JOB RACE - Cmette with lastest job landing techniques for career positions after college. Send $7.95. Barclays, 6801 S. Yosemit~C07 . Englewood, CO. 80112. 3-16 HOMOSEXUALS - Do you want to change? Call Family Life Center at 388-4411, ext. 193. 3-30

IN IEIAI..F OF GROUP ff in MGT400, we cmgratulate_ our presid11nt Ms. Jane Lopez for winning the Outstanding Management Graduate Award for • this year. Group (14. 3-16 125 NITE FOR 1WO. Cozy log cabins/ kitchens, fishing, game room7fireplace, ice skating. Also, midweek discount. Downhill Winter Park/Silver Creek, cross country Grand Lake. Only 85 miles from Denver. MOUNTAIN LAKES LODGE. lnformation, Denver, 777-7757; Grand Lake l-6'1:7-8448, 3-30

SPRING.BREAK NEED TRANSPORTATION? Wilson Driveaway lnc. has many vehicles to major cities throughout the U.S., many with gas allowance. Call 233-4026 3-16 SURFACE LIVING IS NOT ENOUGH. If you're an Intellectually inclined Japanese .woman under 35, I'd love to talk with you. I'm a Caucasian buslnesmlan and writer, 36, interested in history ~asslcal music, humanistic psychology, more. Ran~ dy, 789-3'1:75. . 3-16 M.C. GARDNER - Would you like to reap seeds sown long ago? Meet me in the Student Center today or tomorrow between 12 and 2. It could be interesting. Reverend.

3-16 DUSTY AND CHRIS, did you go to Arizona too? Give me a call. Diane, 343-3137.

A'ITENTION UNATIACHED LADIFS - If you like rock music and quJet evening1, call me and give It a shot, 322-4965.

MAGICIAN NEEDm FOR video tape prodw:tion. Contact Gary Emrich, MSC Fine Arts Dept. 3-16

fRANQ\ !DIUn' ABOUf that £at lip ori Thunday nii#if:. Got carried away after not seeing you all week. Because I want you to be happy, I may seem cold at times. We both have so many dreams to fill. Cypher. 3-16

Anyone witnessing traffic accident Involving police car at 9th and Larimer 3/8/83 at 2:30 please call Public Safety Sgt. Ferguson x3'1:74.

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Interested persons should contact the Board through the MSC Office of Student Affairs, Central Classroom 316, Campus Box 23, 629-3077. The position will be filled by the summet 1983 semester. Newspaper experience, particulary a,t The Metropolitan, will be a major factor in the selection process. .

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The MSC Board of Publications is now accepting applications for the position of I ,,(

TO ' RENT: 3-bedroom duplex . throughout. $450. 623-8108. 3-16

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