Volume 5, Issue 30 - May 4, 1983

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· -Student fees threatened again by Richard Bellizzi

..... Legislation is pending in the Colorado Statehouse which would prohibit the collection of any student fees other than those listed in course schedules as a r~ uirement.

The proposed law, an amendment to the Long Bill, was introduced by Rep. Ronald H. Strahle, R-Fort Collins, after a previous amendment was propose.d to require all course and lab fees to be published in cou~ schedules The original amendment to the state's major appropriations bill, ~Rep. Sandy Hume, R-Boulder, was intended to protect students from "hidden fees."

Now, the amendment reads '' ... beginning Jan. 1, 1984, no academic or student fee assessnµmt or other payment should be collected from students unless mch fee assessments or other payment is listed as a course requirement in the schedule of courses."

The proposal has gotten preliminary approval in both the House and the Senate and now

must be considered by the Conference Committee, which is comprised of members of the Joint Budget Committee.

If approved by the Conference Committee, the bill would then go to the Governor's desk, -to be signed into law, vetoed, or after 10 days, automatically- become law.

25 by a 4-3 vote of the Senate State Affairs Committee.

The issue ltas been a highly partisan one, opposed by Democrats and supported by Republicans.

Senate Affairs Committee Chairman Cliff Dodge, R-Denver, however, ignored partisanship and cast the deciding vote which killed H.B. 1510, suggesting the

"... beginning Jan. 1, 1984, no academic or student fee assessment or

other payment should be collected from students unless such fee assemnents or other payment i3 listed as a course requirement in the schedule of courses." , - Proposed amendment to the LI>ng Bill

use of student fees is an issue best decided by students on campus, not by legislators.

Strahle's proposed amendment, House Bill 1510 ~as introduced would eliminate student fees, in March by Rep. Frank which fund many student services DeFilipo, R-Golden, to prohibit such as student activities, student the use of public money by any governments, student centers and state or local government for student newspapers. political purposes, but was The amendment would, amended to apply only to the use however, prevent the collection of student fees. of bond fees from students. Bonds DeFilipo's biµ ·was passed by were sold to fund the building of the House, only to be killed April the Auraria Student Center and

The proposed amendment is the latest action taken on the issue of student fees.

parking lots, with the expectation that students would pay bond fees each semester until the projects were paid for.

Should the Long Bill be amended .to prohibit the collection of student fees, the state would no longer receive the income it had from students.

That is something the Conference Committee will take into account when it considers the amendment this week.

However, because of the party affiliation of the Conference Committee - four Republicans . and 2 Democrats - it's expected the amendment will be passed on to Gov. Lamm for approval.

Lamm, who announced his intention to veto H.B. 1510 had it gotten as far as his desk, has also indicated he would use his power to veto any line items in the Long Bill to kill Strahle's amendment.

Rep. Hume Monday said there was Republican sentiment to change the amendment to reflect his original intent, which would remove the possibility of discontinuing the assessment of student 0 fees.

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Lawrence Street park still a · d ream 1.

I pus caused by a steady stream of heavy traffic."

Although still in the conceptual state, plans for a campus center on Lawrence Street are a far cry from the current arrangement of Auraria students playing dodge 'em through five lanes of high speed traffic Preliminary. drawinm:· . e:- from the .office of campus architect Bill Tabe~ picture L~wrence Street as a pedestrian mall . with lots of trees and branches and an outdoor amphitheater between .the Student Center and the Arts Building.

The campus center would further "be enhanced by proposals to buil?, along Lawrence Street, a performmg arts center west of the Student Center, a new UCD classroom building east of the Physical Education Building and a building to house a think-tank called the Center for Public Policy at the corner of Lawrence and Speer Boulevard.

Plans for . a Lawrence Street cl~ure h~ve been hinged to the Co~fax-Lanmer ~aduct re~la~ment proJect. . .That VJaduct, built m 1914, has a suffmency ratin~ of six on a scale of .100. It is badly det~norating and considered str~cturally madequate by the state Highway Department. .

In January, after two years of negotiations, the T~~ For~ recommend~ that the new Larimer viaduct make a Jog at . 7th Street over to Wazee .and then jog back to Blake, Market, Lawrence and Larimer streets at Speer Boulevard. If built wide enough to handle traffic from both Lawrence and Larimer, completion of the new viaduct and parkway , would allow the Lawrence closure. ·' Since January'. The Partnership has · proposed alternatives to that plan. Sug-

by Trimble Russell .

Recent developments in long-range • i'Janning for the future design of downtown Denver streets may jeopardize Auraria's long-sought goal of clos...ing Lawrence Street through the camPus. However, chanaing Larimer Street ~ arterial to a from a major traffic limited-access. local street is virtually guaranteed. .

... A proposal to build a W azee Parkway that would route traffic along the northem edge of the campus was accepted last January by a state Highway Department Task Force working on plans to replace the Coif ax and Larimer viaducts.

-- In January, the Task Force's plans came to the attention of The Denver Partnership, a private planning group funded by downtown businesses and land owners. The Partnership was able, through letters to Denver's major and the governor, to prevent final approval ._of these plans.

Included in the planning Task Force were representatives of the Highway Department, Denver Traffic Engineering, Auraria, RTD and the Denver Regional Council of Governments.

Since 1978, Anraria has saved space •near W azee Street for a highway rightof-way, according to Jerry Wartgow, AHEC executive director. ..

"The integration of the ' campus by closing Lawrence Street from 7th Street to Speer Boulevard has been our - ..tbottom-line goal for years," Wartgow said. '.'We want to increase pedestrian safety, reduce noise and air pollution and minimize the disruption of the cam-

gestions to build a semi-depressed roadway with pedestrian- bridges overhead on Larimer and another on Lawrence were both rejected.

Traffic access into and out of the central business district is a high priority of The Partnership.

"W b 1t 1 t . f f 0 . e are astrsoeetu e .Y ntho md avotr c1osmg any m e · own own area," said Bob Yeager, chief of The Partnership's Civic Design Team.

Last April the Design Team agreed to compromise and accept the wazee corridor as a Larimer replacement, but only if it is tied into Arapahoe Street at Speer in addition to Blake, Market, Lawrence, and Larimer. Further, they wanted the direction of traffic flow to be reserved on Larimer Street.

The Arapahoe tie-in is necessary y "ager said to bring traffic closer t~ 17th and caiifornia streets where there is the greatest concentrati~n of people · downtown.

Reversing traffic on Larimer would ci:eate a pedestrian mall atmosphere in the Larimer Street shopping area Yeager said. · ' The Larimer reversal wauld require reversing the direction of all downtown streets at a cost of $10 million, according to Jack Bruce Denver's Public works director. '

Connecting traffic f~om a W azee parkway to downtown streets will cost Auraria some land. Street right-of-ways would cut through parking lots T, R and S at the north-eastern corner o_f t~e c~­ pus. If an Ar~pahoe street he-m is mdu.de?, ~urana would also lose the building site for the proposed Center for Public Policy - now parking lot Q. Construction of the .new Colfax viaduct will begin this month. Present plans call for the Larimer leg of the new viaduct to end at 7th and W azee streets.

The flurry of new proposals means that more study and negotiation are required to get to the ultimate design for access into downtown, according to Jennifer Finch, project manager for the Viaduct Replacement Task Force.

In a recent interview, Finch was less certain about the Lawrence Street closure than was the Task Force report issued last January.

"The Lawrence viaduct was built in 1955 and has a sufficiency rating of 47.4," she said. "It is still structurally sound. If we consider only traffic flow and safety the Highway Department would have reason to replace· sound structure."

The only lobby for the closure of Lawrence Street, she added, is Auraria. ' o

MSC contingent attends ~ymposium in Washington . On April 8, four students from MSC went to Washington, D.C. to attend a Presidential Symposium. Students from all over the United States gathered for a study of the presidency, sponsored by ~e Center for the Study of the Presiden~. The purpose of the symposium was to study government for the quality of present and future leadership of the nation.

Edward Meese III, counselor to the president; G~neral JOhn W. Vessey Jr., Chairman, Joint Chief of Staffs; and "1ssociate Justice Sandra Day O' Connor, U.S. Supreme Court, addressed the conventrnn regarding their views of the Presidency, past and present.

Students who attended · are Debi Cisneros, graduating senior in political 4"Cience; Rick Slezak, graduating senior in political science; Steven Shepherd, senior in Finance; and Elizabeth White, senior in Hotel and Restaurant Manage-ment. Shepherd and White attende.d as student government representatives.

Dr. Jett Conner organized the funds llnd the . students travel arrangements, and he will be arranging the symposium for other students in the coming years.

Other groups that supported the trip were Dr. Richard Footer a, President of MSC; The Student Affairs Board of \YISC; ASMSC Student Government; and MSC Student Activities.

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'Don't put oft until ·tomorrow.•. '

by Sandy Walton

"Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love ya, tomorrow," goes the popular song.

And who loves tomorrow more than a procrastinator?

The tomorrows, havens which afford hours of delay, merge into a nebulous parade of seemingly perpetual time.

But the refuge of tomorrow, before you realize, turns into the deadline of today. High anxiety. As you rush to meet your deadline, you bombard yourself with self-criticism, blaming your procrastinating on laziness or poor use of time.

The roots of procrastination, however, often extend deeper than a lack of discipline, lethargy or mismanagement of time. According to Dr. Jack Hesson, professor of psychology at MSC, procrastination can be irrational an indicate internal conflicts such as fear of failure, fear of success, or anger.

"Procrastination can be one of several things interacting, including a streak of perfectionism," Hesson said.

With low self-esteem, the perfectionist has a high need for approval and fears failing. Perfectionism is rooted in an unrealistic fear of criticism, he said.

Thus the procrastinator, hypersensitive to criticism, finds delay easier than facing the criticism, whether merited or

not, which he expects to receive. A desire for perfect performance overshadows concern for finishing the task.

"Paradoxically, they generate criticism because others perceive them as inefficient," Hesson said. "This is so self-defeating because we do far from · perfect things." ~abitual delay can also indicate fear of doing well. There is a fear of succeeding and achieving more than your mother or father and showing them up, or of the change involved in success," he said.

For example, a student afraid of not being able to measure up to a promising academic record or of the change involved in success may drop or take an incomplete in a class needed for graduation so he can stay in school another semester.

Another cause of procrastination is anger. The procrastinator rebels against what he sees as a controlling or dominating person or situation, and feels "hostility toward someone, a boss, friend, professor or authority figures in general," Hesson said.

The procrastinator expresses anger indirectly because he feels too intimidated or doesn't know how to express his hostility, His delaying "inconveniences the other person" and gives him a sense of control.

"Procrastination is so self-defeating,"

Hesson said, because it generates self To weaken the grip of procrastin<-' criticism and anxiety. tion, Hesson suggests looking at situaThe chronic procrastinator waits until tions which trigger procrastination and · the last minute and gets so anxious he identifying its functions. , -becomes confused. "Anxiety confuses "Look at the pattern and what trigthinking," he said. gers the procrastination," he said. "Allt-·-; "They get uptight of doing it again, yourself what benefits there are for you,:-. and are afraid. This get uptight of do- Maybe it makes you feel important ing it again, and are afraid. This because uthers become dependent on generates anticipatory anxiety, the 'will you. They have to wait for you · to I do this i-gain?' This slows them down. finish."

"They vow to never do it again, but Likewise, look at the disadvantages. do."

"Eventually you become unpopular ...The procrastinator thinks, " 'I'm and are not given opportunities lazy,' or 'No one else has this problem,'" anymore," and this prevents a realistic he said. "Your deadline is fixed," so · assessment of abilities. after waiting until the last minute, "you If there is a sense of being overwhelmend up putting yourself down." ed, he said, cut the taslc into units.

Because habitual delay diminishes "Just get started on something, _ self-esteem, the procrastinator feels in- anything that gets movement going," capable of dealing with an assignment Hesson said. "One in rest remains in and thus faces a failure experience or rest. One in movement remains in one in which he could have performed movement."

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by Richard Bellizzi

For many people, the influx of cable talevision to the Denver suburbs has meant tough decisions about which pro...:p,uns to watch: · .

- But for two MSC students, it's meant iO opportunity for them to turn thei.r wildest dreams into reality - as film producers.

Mike and Casey O'Brien are just two of the many people taking advantage of 'he cable industry's open access policy, which makes it possible for community members to get training anc:l experience at United Cablevision's studios - free.

It all started for the O'Briens three years ago, when they were in the habit ~!>f voicing-over TV commercials - put..... .. .

• learned the basics of television production.

Since then, they've collaborated on several short films - "Fat and Twit," "008," "Cannonball Fun," "Blues" mostly satires of popular movies and television programs, and they've just about completed their most ambitious production to date - Raiders of the Lost Bar, a spoof of Stephen Spielberg's box-office bonanza. , Mike is quick, however, to defend his film's merits.

"Even though it's a satire, the film stands on its own plot."

The nine months it took to film Raiders taught Mike and his production company - Monday Mourning Productions - a plethora of lessons. They

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Mike O'Brien, foreground, and his brother Casey are putting the finishing to"'es on their produ·c tion of "Raiders of the Lost Bark."

J.in15'"iheir own words into the mouths of actors - a pastime which often resulted in some hilarious dialogue.

Then, Mike, 20,. said, the light bulb went on.

"We thought, 'Hey, if we can be that creative with audio, why don't we make ~ own videos?' " Mike said.

So he and a few friends went down to United Cablevision of Colorado's studio in Federal Heights and signed up for an introductory workshop, where they

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found out quickly that being producers and directors takes a lot of hard work.

"You really have to be dedicated to do something like this," Mike said. .

"Sometimes you just want to give up."

Their casts and crew were comprised of friends and associates with an interest in film making.

Since last June, the crew has been filming in such diverse locations as a pet shop, a supermarket, Table Mountain in Golden and Red Rocks Parle.

In the film, Kentucky Bones, played In addition to his video pursuits,

by Mike, is hired by the Purina Com- Casey writes and records songs and perpany to find the Lost Bark before its forms around the state with Rare Moarch-rival, German Mills. ment, "a variety act."

Like most ambitious endeavors, the Besides emphasizing the amount of crew had its share of surprises, like the commitment necessary for success in time they were filming on Table Moun- film making, Casey offered so~e other tain and were held at gunpoint by two advice for aspiring producers. enthusiastic security guards.

"Don't start with an epic," he warn"We were shooting a scene in which ed. "Start small, get something done, we all had toy guns," Mike recalled. make some mistakes, have a script.

"We were, apparently, on private pro"That will answer the question, 'Can perty, because all of a sudden these guys I write dialogue?'" come driving up. One of the cast, "Have a story board," Mike added.

Yvonne Larimore, thought it was real "It helps with continuity." funny until this guy drew on her and Both agree that shooting a scene on said, 'Drop it!' location is much more difficult than in a· · "It took a while until they called studio. United to verify that we really were "Shooting outside, you can'..t mike authorized to be using their everyone, so you end up getting a lot of equipment.n Another difficulty· they experienced wind that you have to go over," Mike was having the director, Mike, in the · said.

Control of the situation can also be a . leading role. problem.

"It was hard for me to act and try to Once, while shooting "008" on locadirect at the same time," Mike said. "I tion at Disneyland in Anaheim, Calif. , couldn't see what I was doing." several people wandered into a scene to In addition to intangibles, such as human nature, there is the equipment to get a better look. be dealt with.

More and more people have been tak"Technical problems are probably the ing advantage of United's open access greatest drawback," Casey, 22, said. policy, according to Peter Van Pelt, "The equipment breaks down a lot. assistant program coordinator for But, if you want to make ,ll show, you've United's North location. got to know how to operate, and fix, "A lot of people are curious to see your equipment." . what a TV studio is like," he said.

Fort._unately, the crew's videographer, "Others have a burning desire to be a Erik Brauer, is an accomplished techniproducer.

1 cian with the know-how to fix just about "Others aren't sure why, but they just any equipment problem which might come." arise, saving expensive trips to the repair There is a four-month-long waiting shop. list for United's training workshop, Mike has just completed editing the 16 which attests to the popularity of TV 20-minute tapes used in filming, and production. will soon have the soundtrack completed.

"There is a myriad of things to do He works in three-quarter inch tape, here," Van Pelt said. "Some people feel "the industry standard," and hopes to overwhelmed, but it's really simple. edit Raiders down to an hour in length.

"It's great working here. There's a "It'll work gooc;l once I get the music great atmosphere; · everyone pulls going," he said. "That's the hardest together, it's great." part."

So, will Kentucky Bones succeed in Casey, who's music and art director beating German Mills to the Lost Bark, for the company, has a four-track recorwhile overcoming his fear of banana ding studio in his Westminster home, peels? with equipment which ·enables him to Tune in to United Cable, Channel 26, edit and record with very little on Friday, May 13, and find out.

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Notes from the Underground

Auraria m8kes grOwing graceflil When my Wife and I were entering our eighth month of pregnancy, ·we enrolled in classes designed to enlighten us on the biological and technical realities of birthing children. We learned about the feeding and .maintenance of my wife's pregnant body - and mine, too. We learned how I would "catch" my son as he broke free into this strange land.

Other pregnant people were there, and we talked and talked and talked about our secret dreams and secret fears. Impending parenthood has a miraculous ability to make even militant hedonists think about the future.

Everybody had a plan, a sort of "starting-up" philosophy. M91t everybody felt it was a time for great change in their lives. They contemplated buying homes, moving to faraway places, beginning new careers, salting money away for the future.

My own philosophy was to change my lifestyle as little as possible. I am basically a conservative person, and I felt that a mode of living that had taken 25 years to develop was worth hanging on to for a while. Instead of starting a brand-new life as a father, I figured I could make some judicious adjustments in my lifestyle to make room for the new person in my life.

After a short period of reorganization, it would be back to "business as usual."

That was presumptuous and naive of me. I was. tinder the spell of a grand delusion. Cody was born on October 26, 1981, and nothing has ever been the same since.

It didn't dawn on me right away how profoundly my relationship with society had changed. During the first couple of weeks, we sort of hibernated with our new person, getting to know him and properly in•troducing ourselves. Little did I know, the world's perception of me was irrevocably altere,cl.

Inevitably, claustrophobia set in. I began to yearn for an hour's companionship with someone who spoke English and drank beer. True to my philosophy, I was determined to call up a friend and go shoot a game of pool.

But my friends wouldn't have anything to do with me. They were going out to be wild and foolish, and everybody knew that I was too old and settled now to be interested in that kind of thing.

"What do you mean, old?" I protested. ''I'm younger than most of you guys!"

That was the silliest thing they'd ever heard. How could I be younger than them? I was a father. How much older could a man my age pos&bly be? · My next shock came sometime down the road, atter my wife, too, finally got the urge to re-enter society.

We planned to visit a nice restaurant and then go to see a movie. Cody was either sleeping or nursing all the time, so we took him along with us. They wouldn't let us in. "Sorry, no small children allowed," was a phrase that was to ring in my ears a thousand more times.

Not being able to eat at a nice sit-down restaurant, we opted for Burgerland, which may explain something to you about you a restaurant that nobody likes can be so successful. for every child they encourage to come, there are two adults with no place else to go.

Next, we hit Colorado Boulevard to take in a movie.

Again, "Sorry, no small children allowed." So, we went to the drive-in, Settling on a movie that neither of us were terribly interested in seeing. Which also may explain to you how come drive-ins can be so successful showing third rate movies.

Bars and lounges, of course, were completely. off-

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Libraries are definitely out, art openings are questionable, concerts and plays are no dice, and the sting that really hurts - we are less and less frequently invited to social gatherings like dinner parties and plain~ old-party parties.

Hell, I couldn't even visit a friend of mine in the hospital.

Which is all to explain to you why I am so grateful td everyone involved in putting together the Auraria Family Night held last Friday. Cody and I had a great time.

We talked to butterflies and tigers and wizards and clowns. We danced to rinky-tink piano music and African drum beats. We collected balloons and buttons and all kind of other good stuff.. We even snuclci into Emmanuel Gallery for an art sho~. Cody atE; cheese off of one of those baroque toothpicks, and I go~ to nip a little burgundy as we strolled around. I telr you, I like this place. '.

I'm a little bit sad to see this year come to an end.

Auraria has been the sight of more dreams realized more dreams shot down than any place else in my life.

This is my home; this is the place where my friends are, and I wanted to thank-you for all changing as I've changed, growing older and wiser along with me, and for accepting me into the world of higher education warts, son, and all - I'll see you in my dreams.

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What I can't grasp are the myriad of other places at which I, accompanied by Cody, have become persona'

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A time often comes when there are so many diverse her, again. Can I have my pill, now? Hey, whattalli problems in life, all demanding strict attention, that doing? I can't move my arms! Let me outta this thi~ the mind raises a protesting clamor: "Shutdown! ShutI'm gonna bite someonel ... When's breakfast?" N~.f ... down! Shutdown!" Such a time is now, the hectic end that's too easy. There's got to be another solution.

The next day - on the rooftop of the house I live in, of the semester, and is consequently dictating my first overlooking the world. There's a flock .of kites in the (artd last) travelling column. To meet the deadline, I am forced to generate the pr.ocession of ideas whenever sky, circling like vultures. (And if they continue to fly, and wherever possible. with those clouds rolling in, their owners are going to Currently in my 7:30 a.m. class, I'm hoping the get a Ben Franklin revelation.) I'm trying not to at. words of the ongoing lecture are being magically tach any symbolism to the image, but it's hard not to . . ' abosorbed while I attend to this matter. Meanwhile, . The future doesn't loom all too radiant. Though the I've found a method of stifling the gentle mental prospect of graduation sounds exhilarating, freedom of the breeze and all that, finding adequate work for whiSper of "sleep, sleeep, sleeeeep" by banging my head against the classroom wall. (It's starting to give.) survival is becoming increasingly more difficult. I · (The wall.) doubt my ability to panhandle a living, and am abhorred by the idea of sleeping on a cold park bench, Later. (Knocked myself out.) Welcome to the plush reading day-old newspapers for entertainment. (Prodecor of the West Classroom student lounge. Hard to cured from a garbage can, no doubt, along wit:H think over all this snoring, but I have to figure out my graduation agreement.

Let me see here . . .took breakfast.) Nope, too damn educated for that, now . .

What price knowledge? Alac1c, the day! So, one of the that . .. took that, too ... took all that!. .. 111 ... oh, hell, I first thoughts to come to mind, being on a rooftop, was think I'm gonna graduate. Well, I'll be damned, and I "Jump, manl" think I am. I'd better go check this out before I write a, There are two reasons I'd never do that. First of all, ., token graduation column. this house.isn't very high, and I'd probably just break a Outside the fated Mercantile. Imminent graduation leg or two. Secondly, and ironically, because there are has been confirmed by the higher authorities at the too many unsolved riddles, hidden mysteries, and college. (The janitor told me.) Well, I've put it off as unanswered questions in life. And, since th.e list long as I was able, but am forced to submit and admit ranges infinite, there always will be. That is no excuse to reality. Or, I could feign insanity for yet another to jump off a roof, or a bridge, or into a lake. Indeed, stall. (Feign?) What to do? it is the very reason not to.

First" I need a vacation, a brief respite. Someplace Well, my head is clear, and it was better than bangquiet, serene, peaceful. No noise, no distractions, a ing it against the wall. Time to step off into the world, nice countryside retreat, equipped with a staff of and off this roof. I think I'll take the long way down, professionally-trained psychoanalysts, who will tell drop to the balcony, then easily onto the earth, where me things I ajready know about myself, but refuse to admit. ru take long, leisurely strolls down a garden bittersweet ventures await. The days are ebbing where I can sit and dwell on high-falutin philosophical path ("oh, lookee - flowers"), sedate and at ease, accrap, and abstract symbolism. That's good. companied by a nurse (or two), then return to my rub~ecau.se it's starting to rain. ber room .

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ranother time Now every Fourth of July speech ever made sounds pretty much the same as the one before and our little neighborhood legion wasn't too inclined to listen to any of them. But we worked our way to the front of the crowd and staked out the first row.

W:e weren't there to listen to the city fathers talk, we were there to hear Elijah Phillip _..McKinley recount the Civil War, as we had heard it told to us a hundred times before.

The crowd started getting restless by the third speech. Eli sat on the back of the platform, dozing under his broad brimmed hat till pompous old Mayor Dugan ran out of trifling rhetoric. Then someone nudged Eli. He looked around for a few seconds, then got to his feet with the help of his cane and two Korean War veterans, as the Bluff City High School marching band broke into a nearly recognizable rendi.,, tion of "Dixie".

By now the sun was straight up and looking down on all of us so hard and hot it was almost daring us just to breathe. Eli shuffled up to the microphone, took a long lof!k at all the people spread out in front of him, closed his eyes and lowered his head.

He bent from the waist a bit, as if to examine the blue lumberyard decal on the floor by his boots. Then he fell, as quietly as rain on a windless summer day.

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The heat took Jimmy Rinehart's grandmother that summer and Mrs. Wiley who was 87 and lived down the block. But it was Eli's house ·we pedaled around and around on our bicycles. It was his porch we watched, still expecting to see his stiff, spare figure ease down into the cane-backed rocker. The only death we really knew came to sparrows and cats. The only disease, a feint to miss school. Our backyard battle grounds were deserted, the diShtowel flag that flew over our treehouse fort •was only a rag after all. The war was over, the general had been captured and his little army left to fend for itself in a world that seemed less sympathetic to the lives we lived in our 9-year-old dreams.

Our mothers gently turned our energies in other directions, reminding us that the past was indeed past. With quiet tact, they lured us out of Eli's shady yard where we lingered in silent circles, and back into the sunlight.

In August, Eli's house and everything in it was sold at auction. The town museum . took some of his belongings, mostly dusty documents, books and his uniform, a mere curiousity to us now, hanging wasted in a plastic bag. When September came, we slipped back to school, healing with the turning of the seasons.

Jimmy Rinehart and I fished Winter Creek on bright, blue October Saturday and coming home we detoured down the high ditchbank that bound the county cemetery on the north. No phantoms could haunt us in the daylight so we slid down the embankment to read the cryptic epitaths and ponder over the hand tinted photographs •attached to the grave stones of tiny babies. , One grave on a rise by the highway had no marble stone. The autumn grass over it still bore the faint marks of cut sod. The only marker, a square brass plate set flush with the earth, read "Elijah Phillip McKinley" and the years of birth and death, 1&59-1959. Jimmy raised his head to meet my eyes and whispered, "Eli was only 5-years-old in 1864." I only nodded, staring at the raised brass numbers. We turned 0 back to the ditchbank and were quiet all the rest of the way home.

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"Inside Out," by Michael J. O'Brien, won him a $15 gift certificate for second place, and Ida Schnabel won a $10 gift certificate with her third-place entry, "A ,Sense of Something Permanent." ,.. Judges of the nine student entries were Mary Jo Berger of the CCD-A English Department, Tom Watson of the UCO English Department, and Robert Lewis Weeks of the MSC English Department.

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by Ann Marie Trudeau Sexual abuse. It's ugly, it's violent, and leaves its victims shattered. Presentations on television and many articles in the printed media all bring out that it's a devastating experience that cutS through all segments of society.

"The MSC Health Clime doesn't see a lot of people who come in for the primary reason of dealing with sexual abuse," said BettyJo Collard, clinic director.

If, during counseling, a staff member feels a client is having difficulty verbalizing a problem, they ask the client to fill out a very detailed health questionnaire. The staff member uses this as a tool to discover clues for leading the client in th(! direction he or she finds difficult to talk about.

If sexual abuse is the problem that surfaces, the client would be referred to the Women's Center.

"If more people came in with problems in this specific area we would address it by structuring our response more," Collard said.

"For example," she said, "the current publicity in women's magazines and Karen Carpenter's death as a result of 'iide effects of anorexia nervosa have encouraged many clients to come in wh.o

before were ashamed to admit they had a problem. We now have a staff member trained to deal with the two serious diseases of anorexia and bulimia, which means we are offering the services they need."

The St. Francis Interfaith Center has no structure that specifically deals with sexual abuse. according to the Rev. Diane McDonald who is in charge of the Colorado Commission/United Ministries in Higher Education. The denominations this involves are the American Baptists, United Methodists, United Presbyterians USA, United Church of Christ, and Christian Churches Disciples.

"There are seven ministers on the Shared Ministry Team and certain ones would be willing to become involved in short term counseling," McDonald said.

"After an initial interview, which would indentify the severity of the problem, a decision would be made for short-term counseling or referral to an agency that would meet the student's needs.

"Most walk-ins to the center are directed to the minister of their church," McDonald said.

The Shared Ministry Team includes those already mentioned plus Catholic, ' EpisCopal, Lutheran, ' and Unitarian Universalist denominations.

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The Rev. Rudy Antle of the Southern Baptists, one of the two ministers at the Interfaith Center not working within the Shared Ministry concept, agreed with the Rev. McDonald's assessment that no programs were sp~ifically available for the sexually abused. Antle said that personal pastoral counseling w& available to aid the sexually abused victim in forgiveness of self of others.

Counseling would also include referring to the agency that would best meet the victim's needs.

"There are resources within the Christian community to help in overcoming the trauma of sexual abuse as a first step," Antle said.

Sexual abuse is not only fostered on children, but adult women as well, according to Gail Herling of MSC's Women's Center and editor of Women's Advocate.

"We don't usually get a woman in here right after she has been raped," Herling said. "It is usually later, when she's past the acute stage, when she needs to talk.

"Both battered and raped women go through the same stages as they work through the trauma of being victimized," Herling said.

The first phase is acute. After being attacked, the woman may need hospital care, the police, and a safe place to stay.

In the second stage, numbing or denial sets in, the woman can't talk about it, and/or she could experience anger or an extreme overpowering fear of something she Was never afraid of before that keeps her from functioning.

The relationship with her male partner and her job effectiveness may deteriorate. This can all be part of the grieving process involved in the second stage. " During the third stage the woman works through the trauma. She is experiencing re-integration, a sense of wholeness and control of her life and environment.

"We are not trained," Herling said, "but we would talk to the victim, assess needs and refer to the agency that could best help her."

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tion as a lay advocate to help a victim through the court process.

"You have to deal with 1t," said Herling, "so you can begin to take responsibility for your life again."

Mike Lindsey is State Co-ordinator for AMEND, Abusive Males Explonng · New Directions. He finds that in his practice, men who have been sexuallv abused and are now batterers have Ci common· pattern.

They have an inability to trust people _.. and aren't able to experience an Intimate personal relationship. This puts them in social isolation where they have · few friends or activities. They seem to experience a lack of purpose on life.

They always are wanting to be on the way ... somewhere, changing cities if 4 necessary. Lack of permanence means a succession of jobs. The men can become out of control with violence and screaming at the most incidental thing.

"These men, most of whom have been sexually victimized by a father or brother, have an inability to deal with • conflict or criticism," Lindsey said.

"Even information is taken as criticism."

They don't feel good enough about themselves. They feel inadequate or not competent as a person. Despair, grief. and rage are common feelings.

"If a victimized male has formed a relationship, he gets panicky if separated from that person," Lindsey said. "He shows an inability to handle frustration or stress.

"That life is a constant battle for them • is summed up best by one of my patients," said Lindsey: · " 'Been fighting a war for 40 years and I found I was the only participant.' " Though short-term counseliniz and referral are predominant resources on If campus, all the people interviewed emphasized that a sexually abused victim would be given the emotional support needed until they were involved with the proper helping agency.

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by Birgit Hegewald

Spring is here and So l's Creacion, '83, a celebration Of Cl·nco de Mayo (5th of Thl·s i's the Mexican InMay). _.1ependence Day which has for many uYears been a day 0£ celebrati'on and unity for the M....:can-Americans in the

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Creacion '83 is a joint effort of Metropolitan State College, the Denver ~'""enter for the Performing Arts, the Chicano Humanities and Arts Council, ""'"" and Ahora Teatro Hispano. The traditional Cinco de Mayo has been extended from May 5 to May 8 to include four days ... of music, dance, theatre, and ari art and •,_ literature exhibit. ' j- The celebrations start officially at 4:30 p.m. on Thursday, May 5, at the Student Center Plaza. Musicians of the Banda Calavera will be the first to entertain the public, and about 6:30 p.m. they will lead a parade across cam~us and Speer Boulevard to the DCPA Galleria, at 14th and Curtis. At the Galleria there will be more music and an art exhibition, Creacion Artistica.

Included are works by 25 painters, five sculptors and five photographers.

The first performance of La VicHma .by El Teatro de la Esperanza is at 8 p.m. in The Space and will be repeated at the same time on Friday and SaturdflY· La Victima, a bJ!ingual play, is a warm!and human portrayal of an 'immigrant family pitted against one another because of social and economic pressures. Tickets ....are $6 and $9 at the Denver Center Theatre box office, 14th and Curtis, phone 893-4100.

On Friday, May 6, at noon in the Student Center Plaza, ~e !~atro de la Esperanza presents Mus1ca de las Americas", a musical journey through1everal Latin American countries. The concert is free and Professional Food Management will provide a barbeque during the concert.

Yolanda Ortega, ~rector. of ~tudent activities at MSC, lS coordinating the 'vents taking place at MSC and DCPA. "The main attraction is the Teatro de 1 Esperanza which performs at the A every Ortega said. "This year Gully Stanford of DCPA and Cherry Kite, who is with a Chicano , theatre group, invited Dr. Fontera and

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"It start a u or Also part. of the celebrations is a ' 'The teatro grew out of a Ch1'cano f Chi street theatre movement that was very protest, a demonstration lid "h 'dor "N cano Teatro de la Esperanza benefit perfor· the earlY t 0 mi'd-seventies' " rights and so · arity, eliti sat · t ow popular m f th f 't we It mance of the play Hi1'os - Once a Family 0 1· · ed Ortega. "They are one of try to get. somefio e wi po h cs outh' at Balcer Junior High, 574 West 6th continu f . theatre groups all over has become many Chicano h 1 f a 1esta,TI t some h · mg or is Avenue, for FUN (Familias Unidas Netthe U.S. Denver has-three or four of thew 0 e ami Y· ie emp asIS now work), a welfare mothers group, on Wedn---1- M 4 t 6 on education." them." d M CMU1Y; ay , a p. m.

El Teatro do la Esperanza has gained Ortega recalled earlier Cinco e ayo For more information on the schedule national and international recognition ce!.ehnrthatie.oensar.ly seventies we used to close of events and \\'.Orkshop reservations, 1 and has performed extensively in South call 893-4100 or 629 2595 O America. They perform in both English off Santa Fe Boulevard for a big fiesta," · and Spanish. Some of their plays are bilingual.

"You first expr~ yourself in one language," said Ortega, "then reiterate in the other one for emphasis, real fast, so you don't lose momentum," A special feature of the Creacion '83 festivities is a series of theatre workshops conducted by the visiting Esperanza troupe. Beginning and advanced acting workshops will be held at 10 a.m. Saturday, May 7, in the MSC Science • Perfect for domestic Building, Room 109. Two workshops and foreign cars, I on . the troupe's methods of devising vans and pickups. original b~gual theatre pieces will be • Lock, flip-up, or reoffered at IO a.m. and 1:30 p.m. on move completely for Sunday, May 8. The cost of each that "convertible feeling." workshop is $5, or you can buy a Crea• Meets or exceeds al I cion '83 ' Pass, which includes all safety stand~rds. workshops plus a performance of La VicHma, for $20.

Installation United M~xican American ~tudents is available SALE ENDS JULY 30, 1983. also planning a number of activities for Cinco de Mayo.

"The different groups are not trying to interfere with each other's programs, but to add to them," said Ortega.

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days as a reporter for the Bowen Ar- · row, my high school newspaper on the On April 27, Americans celebrated South Side of Chicago. ., one of the nation's high holy days - the There was one drawback to this National Football League Draft. There assignment. Because of the competition is. absolutely no day like it in contemfrom the United States Football League, pdrary American spc)rt. Before you the NFL decided to conduct the entire jump all over me for making such a draft on one day. The NFL hierarchy sweeping statement, hear me out. feared that a two-d~y draft would give Obviously there are events like the the USFL an opportunity to sign those Kentucky Derby, the Super Bowl, the dejected athletes not selected on the first NCAA basketball Final Four, or the maday. To achieve this objective, the jor football bowl games that glue the naselection of the players began at 8 a.m. tion's fans to their television sets. But New York time, or 6 a.min Denver. these are actual events with rich This ~eant jumping out of bed at 5 histories that create the expectation of a.m., but like any good athlete, I was dazzling runs and slam dunks. The NFL willing "to pay the price" to achieve sucdraft is a non-event which has become cess. the focal point of the football season. It The Bronco headquarters are just is the football fan's Christmas and north of the "mousetrap" off Interstate Easter wrapped into one package. The 25. The Broncos utilized their film draft ·gives the worshipful fan new room, about twice the size of Science saviors and offers the football addict 220, as their draft headquarters. In the some hope for salvation after an unhapfront of the room was a columned board py season. with names of all the NFL teams so that Ali a sport historian, I wanted to ac- the press could accurately monitor the quire a better insight into the ritual and selections. At either end of the room drama of the NFL draft. With press stood two color television sets so that the credentials from The Metropolitan and press corps could follow the ESPN the assistance of Joel Collier Jr., a stucoverage of the draft from New York Cident in my sports history class and the . ty. Television cameras rested in the aisle son of Bronco coach Joel Collier, the that divided the room in half, and Broncos permitted me to view the draft representatives of the media sipped coffrom the team's headquarters. This was fee in preparation for the grand event. the biggest story I would cover since my Shortly after 6 a.m., the Baltimore

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Following Elway's selection, Eric Dickerson went to the Los Angeles Rams and Curt Warner to the Seattle Seahawks. At this point the TV sets were shut off as the Broncos prepared to announce their choice without being upstaged by ESPN. After a few minutes, an obviously tense Dan Reeves announced that the Broncos had selected Chris Hinton, a mammoth offensive lineman from Northwestern University in Chicago. Reeves described Hinton as the best athlete available and a dominating player. The press corps, mercifully, it seemed to me, only asked Reeves two questions permitting the coach to return to th~ security of the second-floor offices.

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Following the Hinton announcement, the Broncos showed a film of their draft choice running the forty yard dash and performing a variety of agility drills.

The film was taken at a camp in Tampa, Florida, where Hinton and approximately 150 other highly touted athletes demonstrated their skills to NFL coaches and scouts. This annual ritual is one more example of how organized and bureaucratized the process of evaluating talent has become in the 1980s. By the way, Bronco fans, Hinton looked like an outstanding athlete.

After viewing the film, the Bronco management set up a conference call with their number-one choice. Hinton explained that he liked the idea of playing in Denver. Gary Cruz, my idea of the model "Gee Whiz" journalist, asked if his selection was a dream come true.

Of course, Hinton replied in the affirmative. Brian Drees, more probingly, asked whether the Chicago Blitz was

still running for Hinton's services. The pride of Northwestern shrewdly replied, "You never know." At this point, the media asked no more questions and the Broncos announced that Hinton would be present for questions and interviews later.

By the early afternoon, Hinton successfully jumped all the hurdles set up by the press. He appeared confident " and at ease with the media. Indeed, as some writers recognized, the Hinton story had many of the elements of the American Dream which are so central to "Sportsworld." As one of nine children of a Black family on Chicago's legendary South Side, Hinton sidestepped the pit- _. falls of drugs, gangs, and gambling at Chicago's Wendell Phillips High School.

In order to be close to his family, Hinton chose to attend Northwestern University, the doormat of Big Ten football and the possessor of the NCAA Division - One record of 34 consecutive losses. To ' jump from Wendell Phillips via Northwestern to the eviable position of being the first offensive lineman in the 1983 draft reads like an Horatio Alger story. , . . · . ~ Well, lets put all this m perspective.

Regardless of h~w successful the Broncos new players will be, the Broncos captured the town for a day. Zang's sold more beer than usual and the talk shows were hopping. As most of the media expected the Bronco choices would not set well with the fans. It is c;lifficult to get ~ excited about' offensive linemen. The critics fell into two camps. The first consider Bronco management inept and would prefer to turn the draft over to the media, the bartender at Zang's, or the night shift at Rocky Flats. The se- ,/ cond group of critics are attracted to a conspiracy theory of Bronco bungling.

TV money, Edgar Kaiser's imitation of Scrooge, and a long succession of homegame sellouts, so goes this theory, offer no incentive to spend big money to win. Unlike the critics, there is another -· school of thought that suggests that Dan Reeves, Joe Collier, and the Denver Broncos scouting system may know as much about football as the wizards of the press box. Of this we can be sure, no matter . how the Bronco 1983 season turns out, in 1984 we will get up at 6 • a.m. to view the next draft.

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Robert "Masterstroke" Nicholl has eight billiard ,- balls lined up along the right-hand bumper. His object ball is eight inches behind the pack. He looks the shot over one more time and steps behind the cue ball. He is now ready to perform the "Evel Kneivel Shot."

Nicholl takes aim, and in one deft •stroke jumps his ball over the obstruction and pockets it in the far corner.

The audience applauds in disbelief, and Nicholl smiles a warm gesture of thanks.

Nicholl, 30, appeared at the Student Center Gameroom last Friday as part of Family Night. He's been playing pocket billiards professionally for four years, and has played the game for a total of 17 years.

He says his idol all these years has been Willie Mosconi, a legend in the world of pocket billiards. Ten years ago, Nicholl had a chance to meet Mosconi and talk to him about the game.

"I saw how good he was and he showed me some incredible shots," Nicholl said.

Nicholl has faced some top-rate com-{ petition ovef the years, such as Richard Lane and Mike Massey, but rarely enters

tournaments anymore.

"Knowledge is the most important "The only time I enter a tournament is part of the game," he said. when they're well organized," he said.

He added that anyone trying to "H the entry fee and prize money are master the game of billiards should, reasonable, I'll enter, but basically I do . "read about the game, watch other pros, exhibitions." ask questions and practice, practice, Nicholl practices 20 hours a week, and practice." is well-known for his trick shots such as ' Nicholl c'oncluded that mastering the "Denver Triple Bank." billiards is a lot like mastering school.

Nicholl believes that knowing what "You need to learn, not just you're doing is the most vital aspect of remember," he sai~ "Apply yourself." billiards.

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MSC's women's varsity tennis team lost its first game of last week to the Air Force Academy by a 8-1 score, but returned Friday to over power Regis College before the match was delayed by rain.

The Roadrunners were leading Regis -. by a 5-1 score Friday when Mother Nature brought the competition to an abrupt halt with a seasonal spring down pour. The two teams will resume play Thursday at 3:30 p.m.

MSC lost to the University of Southern Colorado Saturday by a 7-2 score.

111. Coach Jane Kober singled out Patty Blalock and Terri Spitzer as players of the week.

The MSC men's vanity tennis team won three of the eight competitions that it managed to squeeze into a seven day -period.

The Roadrunners began the week of non-stop competition Monday, w:he~ the MSC junior-varsity team d~ted the j.v. team from the Air Force Academy by a 6-3 score.

The team returned Tuesday to host 'Colorado _State University; MSC won again by the magic score of 6-3.

Wednesday proved to be a hectic day for the Roadrunners, who traveled to Colorado College and lost the first game of their three game losing streak by a 8-1 score. Rain cancelled Thursday's game ~th the University of Denver, but it did not change the luck of the MSC squad.

MSC's Roadrunners lost to Mesa College Friday bya 7-2 score. The encouraging aspect of this competition is that MSC won the number one seeded 4oubles, which gives the squad a chance to have a number one seeded doubles team.

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Your friends didn't know a scrum from a dropkick. And they obviously didn't know enough to get out of the rain. But they did know how much this rugby game meant to you. So they hung in there-downpour and all.

Now that the game's over, make your best move of the day.

Lowenbrau for everybody.

LOwenbriitLHere's to _good_friends.

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''The Troupe" an award winning musical comedy will be among the events celebrating the Israel 35 Festival beginning May 8 through May 15. "The Troupe" will be shown May 10 at 7:30 p .m. at the Paramount Theater with a reception following.

For more Information call 399-2660.

Wednesday, May 4 Denver Center Cinema presents " Chae" at 6 p .m. and "Who Is Harry Kellerman?" at 8 p.m . For ticket Information call 892-0983.

Thursday, May 5 Tranaltlont Workthop for people Interested In making a career change wlll be held today from 3 to 5 p .m. S5. fee Includes all materials. Call Batchler & Associates at 861 -7332 for reservations.

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Denver Center Cinema presents "Little Sig Man" at 8 p .m. For ticket Information call · 892-0983.

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MUllca de lal Amerlcaa an hour and a half concert beginning at noon today at the MSC Student Center Plaza.

Denver Center Cinema presents "Spoto on Hitchcock" at 7:30 p .m. For ticket Information call 892-0983.

Collectlve Creation I Worklhop led by El Teatro de la Esperanza wlll be held today In the Science Building. Room 109 at 10 a.m. Admission Is $5. Collecftv• Cr.anon II Worklhop will be held at 1:30 p .m.

Denver Center Cinema presents "Laurel and Hardy at Large #1" at 1:30 p .m .. " When You're In Love" at 3:45 p .m., " Straw Dogs" at 6 p .m. and "Paplllon" at 8:15 .p.m. For ticket Information call 892-0983.

Monday, May 9 "ThrM Piiiars of Educotlon: Thinking, Feeling and Wiiing, a Reeponae to ChHd Developmenf' will be a free lecture at 8 p .m. today at Denver Waldorf School, 735 E. Florida Ave. Giving the lecture will be Dr. Werner Glas. For more Information call 777-0531 .

cert today at 8 p.m. at LakewOOd High School Auditorium. 9700 W. 8th Ave .• LakewOOd. Tickets ore $4. adults. $2.50 seniors and student and S 1.50 children under 12. For more Information call 693-8985 or 750-8466.

Denver Center Cinema presents "Black and White In Color" at 8 p .m. For ticket Information call 892-0983.

Friday, May 13 Job Seekera Worklhop will be held today from 3 to 5 p .m. S5. fee Includes materials.

Call 8atchler & Associates at 861-7332 for reservations.

Denver Center Cinema presents "Love Me Forever" at 7:15 p.m. and "Straw Dogs" at 9 p .m. For ticket Information call 892-0983.

Denver Center Cinema presents "Stepping Our' at 7 p.m. and "The Farewell" at 9:30 p.m.

For more Information call 892-0983.

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Saturday, May 7 The "Avlaton" and the "Young Weaaelt" - Two of Denver's premier new wdVe bands will be ptahlng for the benefit of Mexico Information Committee at the Mercury Cofe, 1308 Pearl at 9 p .m.

Women'• Network will hold a meeting today from noon to 1:30 p .m. In CN 301 .

Beginning and Advanced Acting Worklhopt will be held today In the Science Building, Room 109 by members of El Teatro de ta Esperanza. Admission ts S5. Workshop fees can be pold for at the Denver Center Theatre Company or the MSC Student Activities Office.

Opening f..tMtlel tor Creac:lon '13 will begin on campus at 4:30 p .m. 8anda Calavera (Parade with Music) will begin at 6:30 p.m. at the student Center and ends

Denver Center Cinema presents "When You're In Love" at 7 p .m. and "Midnight Cowboy" at 9 p .m. For ticket Information call 892-0983.

Cop Shop

compiled from Aurari.a Public Safety reports

An unknown party called AHEC at 12:45 p .m . Friday claiming a bombwould go off in the West Classroom.

The building was not evacuated, but APS advised its occupants of the situation, then posted warnings on the doors.

The Denver Police Department bomb squad responded, and after a check, determined the threat was a false alarm.

There are no leads or suspects.

APS responded when a man twisted his leg while playing football on the Auraria field at noon on Monday, April 25. He was taken to the Student Health Clinic.

A woman reported some of her personal belongings were stolen from the Auraria tennis courts when she left them unattended while playing tennis at 7:30 p.m. on ¥onday, April 25.

A man backed his car into a parked car, causing minor damage, at 800 Champa Street at 7:36 a .m. on Tuesday, April 26.

A man approached an unknown male on 9th Street and accused him of shoplifting from the Auraria Bookstore at 3:40 p .m . on Tuesday, April 26. The alleged shoplifter pushed the man away, got in his car and drove off. The Denver Police Department was contacted.

A woman's car was stolen from

Auraria Parking Lot C between 9:15 a .m . and 7:45 p.m. on Tuesday1 April 26. The car is described as a 1981 VW Rabbit, license plate number CK5275.

A man reported someone entered. his car by breaking the rear window and then taking some of his belongings in Auraria Parking Lot S at 10: 10 p.m. on Tuesday, April 26.

A woman stated a man was harassing her at the Science Building at 9 a.m. on Wednesday, April 27. According to an APS report, she pressed charges, and Denver Police Department responded, taking the man into ~ustody.

A man reported the door of his Jeep was not secure and the ignition switch was jammed with a metal object in Auraria Parking Lot L between 10 a.m. and 3:30 p.m. on Wednesday, April 27.

A loclcsmith was called for repair.

APS responded when a man said he was getting threatening calls on his pager at work and home at 12:18 p.m. on Thursday, April 28. The man said the voice on his pager is a male who apparently knows his schedule.

A man suffered a heart attack at UCD Friday morning, April 29. He was taken to Denver General Hospital.

Mark Lapedus

Women's Institute to present final lecture of spring series The Rocky Mountain Women's Institute presents the final program of its Second Annual Spring Lecture Series May 7 from 2 p .m. to 5 p .m . at the Brad.ford House on the D.U. campus, 2258 S. Josephine, Denver.

The lecture series, funded by the Col-

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orado Humanities Program, is "In Spite of Paradigms: Questioning Our Assumptions."

For more information on the lecture or the Rocky Mountain Women's Institute, call 753-3378.

WESTIANK ARTIST QUILD (MSC ART a.Liii will hold a meeting In the Student Center Cafeteria Wednesday. May 4 at 8 a .m .

Tuesday, May 1O Denver Center Cinema presents "Midnight Cowboy" at 8 p .m. For ticket Information call 892-0983.

Wednesday, May 11

LESllAN/QAY RISOURCI CENTER will hold a geneid meet-goo ~ct2 p.m. h tl9 Student Center. Room 351. For more Information call 629-3317.

Denver Center Cinema presents "Papillon" at 8 p.m. For ticket Information call 892-0963.

Bl.ACK STUDENT AUJANCE will hold a genera meetng 00 ~. May4c:rd Fri-

Thursday, May 12

UCD STUDENT PERSONNEL MANAQE· MENT ASSOCIATION will ~Id a meeting on Thl.M'Sday, May 5 at 12:30 p .m. at 1055 Wcrzee.

Conference Room.

ColoradO Wind Enaemble wlll hold a con-

day, May 6 at 1 p.m. In the Student Center, Room 351. For more~ formation call 629-3322.

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BEST PRICES! Sl 30 page - b\ campuo Accurate clear neat type Term paper>, letters an~ envelope; Call Shelh at 534- 7218 RESEARCH PAPERS toll-frel' hotlin.t 800-621-5745 m Illinois call 312-922-0300 Author Research Room 600 407 S Dearborn, Ch1cagr· 11 00605 5-4

DISTRIBUTORS NEEDED ) 0111 America's most dvnamic sal~ and marketing companv Sell the Commodore !me of hardware and software. Initial investment required. Call Doug Moselev at 978-9841 ior more information 5-4

MOTHER'S HELPER needed !or summer to care for two children. Light housekeeping, must ha' t.

THE LAW OFFlCE OF ~USAN L. WOLINSKY is own car. Salary negotiable. Call Lisa at 861-0600 9 now open offering quality legal services at a .m to 4 p.m reasonable prices. Convenient downtown mall location within waikmg distance of Aurana Cam · 5-4 pw.. Evening and weekend appointments can b(' • EARN S500 OR MORE EACH SCHOO)... YEAR GPZ 550. 81. Kerker custom seat, $1950 arranged ~yme5 Build11~J1:. 820 16th St., Suite 335 Flexible hours. Monthly payment for placing 623-5668 posters on campus. Bonus based on results . Prizes WE HAVE DENVER'S LARGEST SELECTION of OVERSEAS JOBS - Summer/year round. Europt! awarded as well. Cal 800-526-0883 Commodore hardware, Penpherals, and software S. Amer., Australia, Asia. All fields. $500 to Sl200 5-4 I Call Doug Moseler at 978-9841 for more mfo. month!) Sightseeing. Free info. Write IJC Box 52 5-4 - C.O . 2 Corona Del Mar. CA 92625 MALE SINGERS: John Gilbert & Sullivan production at Bonfils Theatre in June. Contact Greta at TEXAS INSTRUMENTS 99/4A - Microcomputer TI'PING. $1 .50 per double spaced page. Elise 979-6204.

-16K - new . Software available, cheapest Hakes, 1535 Franklin St., ~9M. Denver, CO 5.4 anvwhere. Sl 10 778-8435 80218. 832-4400 5-4 TI'PING - $1.50 to $2.00 per double-spaced page.

PATIENTS WANTED for investigaTwenty-five years experience. Capitol Hill locational gas permeable (breat h ing) con·75 MONTE CARLO in good condition, $1550 tion. If you've been up all night and it's due toda,· tact lenses designed to reduce • light sen422-2857. . call 377-3888. sitivity, burning, stinging and· spectacle 5-4 blur. Modest fee conforming to CFR 21 I RENEAULT 16. 30 mpg, very good shape, S650.

812.7-13. Call 825-2500.

Realistic home stereo system with 100 watt per TI'PIST - papers and reports. Sl.50 per 5-4 double-space page. Michele 571-1144 channel, 4-way speaker AAL 6000, $1,000. (work) or 733-4389 (home).

WANTED: Second vear Spanish students who want to meet once a week to practice speaking Spanish.

CUSfOM MADE WOOD COFFEE and end tables Llame Jose at 722-7793.

Reasonable. Call Tom or Craig at 825-3106.

SlJBARl. . 4-;peed, am fm, excr llen t mechanical condition. real clean. calJ 333-4777. ~1 150 5-; -6

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54 \ AVOID THE RUSH. "I survived the McNichols Administration" T-shirts only $7. Available in generic black or red, s,m, I, xi. DryWry, Contract Station 6, Boll 71, 1525 Sherman, Denver, CO 80203. , 5-4

SERVICES GRAD STUDENT T.A. will tutor in Cultural Anthropology. $4/hour individuals, less for small groups. Available now and this summer. Call Larry, 744-6514 or 629-2801.

WORD PROCFSSING, Typing. Professional quality, competitive rates. Term papefs, dissenatlons, reports, etc. Call 322-0905, Nora.

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nished one-bedroom, 5th and Ogden. Approx. May 2l - Aug. 21. $200/rno. 744-0172. Keep trying, anytime.

ROOMMATE WANTED: female to share twobedroom duplex with yard in Park Hill with female $225 plus 112 utilities. Call '393-6032.

5-4 ROOMMATE WANTED to share large house with two students. Own room, large with fireplace, adjacent room l possible. Own entrance.

Washer/dryer. $200/month, $100 deposit. All utilities paid, responsible, neat, non-smoker. Call Stan, 433-4119.

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LAST MINUTE TI'PING. Editing and organizational help. Twelve years secretarial and writing experience. $1.50/page. Call Linda at 377-7342.

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FOUR.YEAR OLD CO.OP .._HOUSE seeks roommate: non-smoker; $110/ mo. + 1/2 utilities; NE Denver, 296-8061.

5-4 LADY ROOMMATE wanted to share 2-bedroom duplex with fireplace and yard. Washington Park area. $130/month + 112 utilities. Call evenings 733-4021.

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STUDIO WORK SPACE from as !ow as $100.

Perfect for artists, musiciam and craftspeople. 16th and York. Secdity building. Call 320-0457.

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CONVENIENT TO CAMPUS AND DOWNTOWN. One bedroom apartments $185-$300. 26th and Stout. Laundry. Security owner/manager on premises. 320-0457.

A PROFESSIONAL TYPING SERVICE at student prices. "'Pro-Word Prbcessing."' Thesis, resumes. manuscripts, book reports and term papers.

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Rent/$150 mo., deposit $100. Call Alex at 832-5992. Available May 20.

FREE NEEDLE CRAFT classes! Earn free kits!

Call Debbie at 761-1261.

!MPROVE YOUR GRADES! Rese,uch catalog 306 pages - 10.278 topics - Rush $1 to Box 25097C, Los Angeles. CA 90025. (213) 477-8226.

5-4 TERM PAPERS. theses, and resumes typed with a professional touch. Reasonable rates. Holl~•s Secretarial 426-0060.

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Perfect for teachers and mother' Demonstrate an · sell educational game~ to parenb in homes. Goo commission fleJOble hour,. Barb ~57-1566 NEEDED IM'"EOIATELY! Asmtant Director ant• stage manager for "The 'vlusic Man·· opening Jul 15th · at the Arvada Festival l'1a:mouse. Positio1 open for one male. one female C all Monique a 455-9034 or leave number at 629-3407. Audition for all mies and music1afu are \.fay 14th

PERSONALS GOOD NEWS, if ,·ou missed our BEE POLLE!\ booth we will return Friday, Mav 6th DRIVE MY 1981 HONDA HATCHBACK. stick shift. tn Washington. D.C. Leave after graduati~o Ma' 13. Call Harns. 3i7-3506

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NEEDED: cheenilg section Saturday, May 7 at 11 a.m for The Metropolitan softball team playing on the Auraria ba<Jeball field. Enthusiasm a must.

WANTED: 18-22 vear-old female for initiation for a 20-year-old maie virgin. rm intelligent, goodlooking, but shy. I drive my own Porsche and fl) airplanes. Call 837-9399. ask for Gordon.

Serious inquiries only.

The MSC Board of Publications is now accepting applications for the position of

Editor of The Metropolitan. Interested persons should contact the Board through the MSC Office of Student Affairs, Central Classroom 316, Campus Box 23, 629-3077.

The position will be filled by the summer 1983 semester. Submit cover letter, resume and samples of work to the MSC Board of Publications, CN 316.

Deadline for the applications is May 12 at 5 p.m.

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