Volume 6, Issue 7 - Oct. 5, 1983

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Sculpture Bites the Dust

by KeVin Vaughan

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Controversy surrounding the "Shootout" sculpture and its placement on UCD property erupted again last Wednesday at a rally scheduled by Indian students protesting the statue.

The day before the rally, the University of Colorado Board of Regents announced that the 12-foot tall aluminum sculpture would be moved from university property at Speer Boulevard and Lawrence ,street.

The MSC Student Affairs Board is uncertain how, and if, a $200,000 reserve fund of student fees should be spent.

The SAB, which consists of seven MSC administrators and six students, allocates student fees, this year expected to total more than $600,000.

Increased enrollment above original predictions, coupled with higher student fees, have helped make the reserve greater than had been expected, according to MSC's Budget Officer, Tim Green.

In 1980, Green said, he suggested fees be raised from $38.50 to $So.OO to delay any further increases for at least two years.

Green said the board now expects to exceed that goal by one year.

A portion of the increase was for student health insurance, Green said.

Student fees, said Green, which directly fund a majority of activities and services at MSC, increased from $21.75 to $28.25. continued on page 3

Campus Crime: Science Room Scales Stolen At least five scales belonging to the Earth Sciences department have disappeared in a series of thefts from a Science Building laboratory. The scales, valued at around $150 apiece, disappeared from the back room unnoticed, making it imp<>Mible to determine exactly when the scales were stolen.

- "Every time we do an inventory we find some missing," said Earth Sciences professor James MacLachlan. Although measures were taken following the discovery of three missing scales in the third week of the semester, MacLachlan said keeping control over the inventory is difficult because of the nature of the lab work.

"This is such a steady-use classroom," MacLachlan said. "It's difficult to keep track of the scales as they are being used on this table, on continued on page l +

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Frank Blackelk, spok~sperson for the Colorado American Indian Movement, was on hand Wednesday to voice his opinion on 'Shootout'.

Photo by Jack Affleck

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Who are They, and Why are They Here?

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Even with the announcement, the demonstration went on as planned, often pitting members of the art community against those who believe the lavishly colored statue makes fun of what happened to Indians in th~ 19th century.

At the rally, speakers charged that the sculpture which depicts cartoon-like figures of a cowboy and Indian shooting at each other from behind rocks - finds humor in atrocities committed against Native Americans in the 1800s.

American Indian groups, including the UCD Native American Student Association, (NASA), complained that they were not consulted before the sculpture was placed on the traffic island owned by UCD. "It just one day popped up out of nowhere," complained one rally participant. "Now it just seems like it's too late."

"It is too sad that this thing has been erected here and has caused conflict," Native American Fraru Blackelk said. "They should have asked us how we felt about this picture before they put it up. People have just overlooked us for too long."

The pop art sculpture, which was created by New Yor1c artist Red Grooms, was placed on UCO property last November by the New Height Group and was kept covered all winter and spring. Adjacent .to UCD's main building, New Height continued on page 5

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If MSC faculty and administration are ever to get a share of approximately $200,000 earmarked for salary adjustments, they first must develop a formal procedure that would be used to determine how that money should be distributed.

It has been the inability _of the faculty and administration to agree on a salary adjustment plan to submit to MSC's governing Board of Trustees that has prevented much progress toward the adjustment of the salaries of ex:emp~ MSC _personnel - faculty, administration and staff.

In late May 1983, MSC President Richard Fontera indicated a desire to ultimately use the money - money not yet designated to specific employees - for raises. On June 20 the Budget Committee of the Faculty Senate, the academic deans and Vice President Curt Wright (speaking for Fontera) presented proposals for the disposition of the money at a special meeting of the Faculty Senate.

The Budget Committee proposed, essentially, an across-the-board pay raise for all faculty, and that administration and faculty raises be equal.

The deans proposed that full prof~rs receive 66 percent of the available funds, distributed on a

"longeVity principle" that would assure the largest proportional increases to those professors with the longest tenure at MSC. Wright proposed "positio-n adjustments" to i:nake faculty and administrative salaries reflect recent enrollment increases.

Soon after the three proposals were presented to the Senate, Fontera revealed yet another plan, one which categorized each of the college's departments based. on market considerations, or the relative demand for faculty in a specific discipline (Human Services, for example, was classified "average market;" English and History were classified "below average;" Computer and Management Science was classified "above average").

Fontera's consideration of the relative market value of faculty members was not part of any of the previous. proposals and, perhaps because of the faculty sentiment against it, he chose not to present his proposal to the Board of Trustees.

On Sept. 6 Fontera, in a memo to the Senate, expressed his desire to work with the Senate, the deans and his vice presidents to develop a procedure to be followed while developing a salary adjustment plan for ex-

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The increase was needed, - However Steven Shepherd, Green said, because the reserve chariman of the Student Affairs had dwindled to $4,000, and he Committee, the student arm of the predicted those funds would be SAB, said he would like to see depleted at the then current something specific done with the budget levels. money.

However, Green said, he "One idea we (the SAC) have," underestimated the rise in enroll- Shepherd said, "is to sponsor a rock ment of both full and part-time concert with free beer and free adstudents. mission for MSC students."

Furthermore, more funds were Shepherd said the concert is only generated by increasing the cost, an idea, but that the students on the from $2.50 to $7.00, for the first board were serious about it, and credit hour, he said. needed to gather more information.

That increase, along with a $3 Shepherd said he would also like charge for every credit above one, more exact information about the was not considered in the fund. estimate, Green said.

Shepherd was . unaware, for inAlthough Green is confident . stance, that the money was gaining that the SAB will eventually use any interest. the funds on something wor. ''I'm dying to get into the reserve," thwhile, he said there have been Shepherd said. no serious suggestions to date But other than the concert, there on how the money should be have been no suggestions as to ho~ spent. the funds should be spent, Shepherd In addition, the money has been said. put in certificate of deposit accounts In the meantime, according to and has gained about 10 percent an- Green, the reserve should make nual interest, Green said. another $20,000 in interest this year, Because of the time lag between and grow still more from an exthe collection and distribtion of stu~ pected surplus. dent fees, Green said students who That surplus could be as much as contributed to the fund may never $25,000, Green said.

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Fontera said he was not willing to empt personnel at MSC. Fontera said it was vital that "any freeze any MSC employee's salary, and ultimately proposed procedure inter- that he did not want to see adnal to the college involve consulta- ministrative salaries adjusted until the Trustees had considered position tions between such groups ... " adjustments for both administration In response to Fontera's invitation and faculty. to help develop a procedure, Faculty Fontera encouraged a philosophy Senate President Frieda Holley expressed the Senate's desire to par- of "shared governance" between ad- . ticipate in "the development of a ministration and faculty concerning salary philosophy which goes beyond the development of a salary adjustthe scope of safary adjustment plans ment plan, and expressed his desire that the Senate endorse participation tor exempt personnel."

"In particular we would like to by its representatives in developing consider the relationship of salaries "a process through which a proamong the various categories of ex-. cedure can be developed." empt personnel at MSC." Fontera emphasized that he would bring any proposed procedure Holley then asked Fontera if he would agree to freeze administrative to the Trustees for their endorsesalaries if a study showed they were ment, but that endorsement of such "too high" in relationship to faculty a procedure would in no way constitute Trustee endorsement of an salaries. ultimate plan, but would indicate a Holley also asked Fontera to ob- willingness to consider a future tain official assurance from the salary adjustment plan.

Trustees that they will consider posiOn Sept. 29, the Faculty Senate tion adjustments, if such advoted 42 to 12 to participate in justments are to be part of any plan implemented this year. She said that . developing a procedure "only without such assurance, the Senate through regularly constituted FaculExecutive Committee would not be ty Senate groups." The Senate also willing to recommend that the voted to invite Fontera to its Oct. 12 Senate participate in developing a meeting to discuss procedure and the Senate's participation. plan.

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built a combination office and condominium complex where the sculpture had previously resided.

New Height agreed to landscape the traffic island after the firm acquired land for the officecondominium complex from UCD. New Height moved the sculpture because it said the traffic island was a more fitting site for the art work.'

Chip Newell, a partner in New Height, told the crowd that he would not oppose the order to move the sculpture and was sorry that it had caused such a problem.

"I can tell .you that we had no desire to insult any people," Newell said.

Ken Cole, chairperson of the executive council of UCD Student Government, said the regents who approved the site for a sculpture but did not give specific permission to erect "Shootout" - had made the right decision in ordering the statue removed.

"I think what we have here is an enigma - a sculpture without a home," Cole told the crowd. "What concerns me is the image of the University of Colorado at Denver."

UCD Student Government September 20 asked for the removal of the sculpture from university property.

On September 26, the UCD Stu-

dent Senate agreed that the statue "does not adhere to the philosophy of UCD," but did not pass a formal resolution asking for its removal.

But the condemnation of the sculpture was not limited just to NASA and ASUCD. Nancy Scott, Dean of Student Academic Services, said she hoped the removal of the art was- "supported by all people not wanting to perpetuate stereotypes."

Glenn Morris, UCD political science professor, likened the piece and its message to the Holocaust.

"How long would a sculpture of the Holocaust or a slave master last on this spot? rn tell you how long about 10 minutes - because the public outci:y would be so loud."

Tony Shearer, an ethnic studies teacher at UCD, proposed that the statue be sold and the proceeds be sent to the Rosebud Souix. The sculpture is valued at between $100,000 and $150,000.

"When I see violence, something happens inside of me," Shearer said.

"If that thing is not moved by October 12, I'll paint it black." _ Others entertained the idea of blowing up the pop att piece.

"I support 100 percent the idea of blowing this thing up - because the army taught me how to, and I'm not afraid to use my trade," said one member of the audience.

One art student carried a sign

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St. Cajetan's Church echoed with the sound of the well-staged, emotional appeal of Evelynne Villines, a polio victim and self-appointed motivational speaker for the handicap_ped.

The presentation seemed to be directed toward newly-handicapped people or those with limited experience in dealing with disabilities.

Villanes, who said she came to share her "Philosophy of love," never reached beyond that point to establish a definite theme or direction. The end result was little more than ~ rambling account of Villines' failures and successes in coping with polio and people. Villines' described being treated as a non-person - because of her handicap. Frequently, she said, people regard the handicapped as if they were children.

"I don't care who pushes me up to· the gate to make my plane; whether it is my son, whether it is a friend or whether it is someone I am tipping to take me there, the person behind the counter will say to whoever is pushing me 'can she w~k?' " If there was a redeeming quality to the lecture, it was the sincerity with which Villines delivered her lines. I have no doubt that she really does believe that love makes the

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which read "Remove The Regents, Keep The Art," and said he believed that times had changed enough to allow people to view the sculpture with a sense of humor.

"This is about 1983, not 1893," he said.

"I think it would be good to have this sense of humor," another student said. "But we are not ready for it yet."

Still another student, who carried a cane, alleged that the landscaping project had "wiped out half of the handicapped parking spaces."

But UCD Chancellor Gene Nordby said that the agreement with New Height had "actually improved and made more permanent the handicapped parking spaces."

Nordby said the construction of

the New Height building had created handicapped parking spaces under the building in the alleyway.

Grooms, who did not attend the hour-and-a-half demonstration, did not agree that the complaints against his work were valid ones.

"Denver is beginning to rival Grumpsville, Tennessee; as one of the great sourpuss towns," Grooms said in a letter read to the crowd.

One demonstrator, however, suggested that Grooms make a new piece with a different theme.

"We should have that cowboy and Indian shaking hands and walking on the land."

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blems handicapped people face every day. Villines had touched the hearts of her audience - but not their minds.

As my-cane and I were escorted to the door of the church by a still teary-eyed young lady, we passed some tables where refreshments were being served. After all that talk about direct communication, I found it ironic when another lady asked my sighted guide, "Does he want some cake?"

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Villines said that handicapped people are often in isolated environments, and lack a proper support system.

She recalled being ridiculed for crying as a little girl in a polio ward: "The first thing I can remember that they taught me was that I could not cry. If we cried, we were punished," she said.

Love and more love seemed to be her solution to all the important pro-

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A Fatal Flaw to Shangri-la The future, like love, is only vaguely understood by people. It is, also like love, an object of alternating awe, fear, affection and adulation. Perhaps this is why, like love, it lends itself well to poets and other manipulators, who feel perpetually uncomfortable within路 the confines of reality.

Flights of fancy, poetry, platonic ideal building, all flourish in the neutral medium of the future. As has this column. But there is an ever-present danger: that people who dream of the future (or the past) do so because they believe the present to be irrelevant, boring, or intolerable.

For many people on this planet, life is indeed intolerable, with no decent water to drink and not a whole lot to eat. Starvation is a boring way to live, and a soul-defeating, undignified way to have to die. If we are to reach into the future, it must be to find answers to problems that have faced us forever, as well as problems which we are creating for ourselves as we go along.

Thus far, the study of the future has had a decided bias toward the industrialized nations - providing philosophies that cater to the 'haves' rather than the 'have nots.'

It is time to face the facts - there are a lot more poor people in the neighborhood than rich ones, and they are naturally a little upset at the greed they see around them. Someone told me once that at least one Third World religion (sorry, I forgot which one) teaches that those who sin are reincarnated as Americans.

It's time for us to set priorities - it might be possible for the industrialized west to become a series of garrisons, protecting its own interests at the expense of everyone else, if that's what we want.

Locked into a castle keep, we would then be free to be lyrical about the splendors of life, while mercenary pirates acted on our behalf to secure the needed raw materials to fuel utopia. 'This is called 'life,boat ethics,' an ironic label, to be sure.

Another, equally unacceptable alternative, is for the 'haves' of the world to divest themselves, voluntarily or otherwise, and then distribute all the wealth equally among the earth's inhabitants. 'fhat solution is unacceptable because all the wealth of the world would be spent in a couple of months, and then everyone would be in trouble.

A third solution, and one that future-types find appealing, is that we can pour all of our wealth into modern technology, in the hope that it will solve

our insolvable problems.

Green revolutions, micro-biology, genetics, nuclear fusion, etcetera.etcetera. etcetera. We are a nation of gadgeteers, who have always felt no problem was too tough to solve.

But gadgets have.not cured cancer or colds or the Chinese Ivy that is talcing over my lawp. Gadgets will never cure racism or violence, or stupidity. I hope. There are some things that we should each try to fix in ourselves, by ourselves.

Gadgets can help - the television, the radio, the satellite, and the computer can all be used to open the lines of communication in .the world, to teach valuable skills, to promote understanding and to eliminate waste.

But currently this 'information revolution' is almost exclusively available to those who can afford to pay for it. It will get worse before it gets better.

The vested interests of the world are catching on to the value of information. Already, the static technology of the computer is available at Target for a hundred bucks - but all the information - the software needed to make the things useful - is expensive, and will continue to be expensive. It is indicative of a new understanding of an old cliche - knowledge is power.

My solution - and one that has other advocates in the world - is an 'information rights' movement closely aligned to the methods and values of the civil rights movement of the '60s.

It's time for the proletariat to stand up and demand their right to access to information: everything from how to install siding to curve geometry.

Without an immediate push and a lot of noise, information is bound to become more and more the property of the rich.

Democracy, a strange notion that is still unrealized and mostly misunderstood, hinges on an aware, enlightened society. It is severely limited by the lowest common denominator. In an authoritarian society, it is theoretically possible to fly as high as the grandest thinker available, by dictum of law. But, if we are truly committed to listening to the voices of our most prosaic people, then we have to malce a serious committment to arming the world with the tools it needs to do the job.

I am seriously committed to a new, worldwide democracy. Our leaders have prov.en to be nothing more than short-sighted representatives of various special interests. Ultimately, the future, and the poetry which it inspires, are the property of the people.

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"The people at large are already sensible that the liberties which America claimed ... are not about to fall before the tyranny of foreign conquest; it is the native usurpation of power that is shaking the foundations of peace."

- - Mercy Warren, 1788 Our elderly leaders in Washington would like us to perceive the Kremlin as the_primary cause of our national distress - the boat anchor which prevents our democratic ship from sailing. Meanwhile, the old goats in Moscow blame their troubles on America. Their nation wouldn't be strapped, they say, if we'd give them a brealc. In a circular and perverse manner, both sides rationalize their condition by blaming it on each other. The dreadful consequence of this cheap .psychology is mindless militarism.

Year after year the old boys justify the arms race by pretending they have no choice. "The enemy will be parading down main street,'' they bark, "if we don't build more bombs." Their abject clatter, though, cannot obscure the fact that they are behaving like pre-adolescent criminals. While making peace with one another should be their number one objective, it has instead become their last.

American statE:Sman Adlai Stevenson pointed out "the road of history is marked by the whitened bones of civilizations which were based on a set of goals that the passage of time had made obsolete." Military supremacy is one such goal. The imperialist crusade is another. Our leaders, like Nicolas Chauvin of Napoleonic fame, are notorious for their bellicose attachment to the lost cause and their militant, boastful devotion to narrowly defined nationalism. They believe that the national interest (their interest) is more important than international considerations like the future of humanity. They are determined to dominate the economic and political affairs of weaker countries; to control the raw materials and world markets indefinitely, no matter what the cost. The common good of the masses means nothing to these men. In their world, the happiness of individuals is a meaningless idea.

Though their selfish goals and methods remain intact, civilization is .changing and they will step in line. Their ancient, reptilian concept of the world where only the fittest survive - where might alone makes right - is 路 on its way out, and so are they. In Russia, and in America, it is an obligation of our citizenship to show them to the door.

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Clear Heads Better Than MX Warheads It was a somber day for opponents of the Mx missile in the House of Representatives recently. As we watched the electronic vote tally, we knew we had failed to stop production of the missile. That vote, an amendment to the Department of Defense Authorization Bill that two weeks earlier we felt we would win, was especially frustrating because the debate ignored the merits of the missile, its basing mode, or its survivability. The argument that won the day called the MX a needed retaliatory measure to what the Soviets did to Korean F1iizbt 007.

But the downing of the commercial airliner occurred even though both the U.S. and U.S.S.R. maintain a combined total of over 40,000 nuclear weapons. Nuclear might did not prevent this tragedy. The MX certainly wouldn't have either.

To embrace the MX as needed medicine now more that ever still ignores the fundamental flaw of the missile system - it does nothing to solve our problem of land based missile vulnerability. Each MX missile holds 10 or 12 nuclear warheads, each of which can be targeted independently. If each warhead were accurately targeted and potent enough to break the hardened steel and concrete covering Soviet missiles, the 100 MX's could destroy 1,000 to 1,200 of the Soviet's 1,400 land-based missiles. If we struck first, the MX would be quite effective on eliminating the ability of the Soviet Union to retaliate, something that makes them quite nervous.

However, this country has repeatedly said that we will never launch our intercontinental ballistic missiles first. The idea of being the country respon- ' sible for either a limited or all-out nuclear confrontation most Americans find JlDCOnscionable.

That leaves the MX even more vulnerable and less useful than the Minuteman III missiles the MX will take the place of. We were told by Reagan last year that the 3-warhead Minuteman sitting in existing silos were vulnerable to a Soviet first strike. Yet the same administration wants to put the 10-warhead missile in the same silos! Russian planners must be delighted that we are spending now over $29 billion to put more warheads in the same

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Another week of classes and student government meetings have passed, good news, 11 more weeks ahead! Proposals and topics discusred at the SAC September 28 meeting were: 1) the new ASMSC Constitution is taking shape; 2) club travel funds are available, check with your SAC representative for more details; 3) Student Affairs Board is still busy; 4) The Auraria German Club was allocated $87.50 for an upcoming activity planned October 13, 1983; 5) political club funding is being checked out. An important note to all clubs, check with SAC concerning having your events printed in The Metropolitan calendar of events to let all the students know what you are up to. Another important note, a retraction of last week's article, a question was raised and'approved by the SAC about whether teams (not terms) could be considered fo:r: funding. Till you hear from us again, rest assured everything is under control.

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l\i8C (icl\e11nnent Report Howdy, Well, it's been another fun-filled week. We are still working hard on a new Constitution, and the second draft should be ready when this paper comes. out. I would encourage you all to get a copy from .our office in Room 340C of the Student Center, so that you will be able to have some input when we hold the open forum to discuss it.

As you may or may not know, we are one of four schools that are part of the Consortium of State Colleges in Colorado. The Consortium is made up of Adams State, Mesa College, Western State, and Metro. The Consortium Board-meets about once a month to discuss policies, budgets, academic affairs, and/or a wide range of problems. The last meeting, September 29 and 30 took place in Gunnison, Cqlorado. One item on their agenda of great importance t-0 us as students was the capital construction budget. We are by far the largest school in the Consortium, yet not one red cent was requested for us at Metro. Why not? Well, it should be pointed out that they did add a footnote to the effect that it is not their job to ask for money for building at Auraria, the campus on which Metro is housed. So what does the Consor-

holes they've already targeted. That leaves them free to pursue other strategic weapon avenues. ' We in Colorado should also be fearful of that vulnerability because of our proximity to the target. The 100 initial MX missiles will hide in silos in Wyoming and Nebraska just across the Colorado border. It's reasonable to assume that after a 3,000 mile flight from mainland Russia, their ICBMs could stray a few miles off course. They would not have to stray far to reduce Denver, Greeley, Fort Collins, and Boulder to nuclear rubble. Nuclear fallout does not stop at state borders either. The natural prevailing winds would send radioactive dust and debri~ southward toward the more populated areas.

The Congressional process to pay for weapons like the MX is almost over this year although the fate of the MX will be put to one more test. The Defense Authorization Act, where we lost the last vote, tells the Pentagon what Congress is willing to spend for next year's arms. The soon to be debated Department of Defense Appropriations Bill tells the Pentagon exactly how much money it can spend and on what. There will be one last attempt to sidetrack the MX this year by denying the Pentagon the money to buy the missiles. Mote than likely we will see the same arguments brought up: that we must show the Russians a thing or two by voting for the MX. The challenge to America in the 1980s is not to treat every incident as a superpower confrontation but to rebuild free world allianpes and together construct new ways of dealing with international crises. Building a larger U.S. nuclear arsenal only encourages unilateral problem solving, while it saps our economic resources and leaves us with staggering deficits.

There is no question that in some circumstances might may reinforce right. But in other situations, right can manufacture misguided might. Calm heads, clear minds, diplomacy, and partnership are needed today, not MX missiles.

Representative Patricia Schroeder

Clean the Air Cut Your Fare and Rideshare This semester, about 650 people signed up for our computerized carpool matching program. Some of the participants commute from as far as Castle Rock, Colorado Springs, Loveland and Georgetown.

Even if your commute is not so far and you are still tired of hassling with traffic congestion and streets being torn apart in and around Auraria, you don't need to despair. Just clean the air, cut your fare and RIDESHAREI For more information on how· you can become a certifiecl carpooler, contact Vanpool/Carpool Coordinator, 629-8493.

Paula Lippin Sakofs Vanpool/Carpool Coordinator tium do for us? Well, I know that they pool the money that is left over from tuition and use it to bail-out the other schools that have had a drop in enrollment. They will also use our name as part of the Consortium to ask for money for capital construction, when the school that will be getting the building may not even be around in five years if the current enrollment picture does not improve. The Board of Regents at the University of Colorado has adopted a resolution to the effect that priority should be given to capital construction at Auraria. I would like you as Metropolitan State College students to send a letter to tlre President of the Consortium, Richard A. Laughin, at 203 State Street, Denver, Colorado, 80203, and express your displeasure at how we are treated by our Board when it comes down to the bottom-line of funding.

Once again I wo_u ld like to remind you that the parking committee will be meeting on the 13th of October, at 3 p.m. on 1020 9th Street. Let all the members of this committee know how you feel about free parking that we as students will have to pay for.

It looks like a good year overall for our campus. We have set up regular meeting with Dr. Antonio Esquibel, and with the President of our college, Dr. Richard Fontera. Everyone seems very interested in hearing from us as students, so if you have an idea or bitch let us know and we will make it known. · Until ne~ week.

All my love, Brendan M. Kelly

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Aumia Hi<h"' Education Cent"' built with coope•ation in proposal froln Rep. Bob Stephenson of Colorado Springs, which would have mind. Three institutions, each with separate governing boards and closed CCD-A in favor of an Aurora campus and the second time in the form different goals, sharing facilties and creating an 'education supermarket' in ·· of a "secret memo" circulated among the Board of Regents. Both plans downtown Denver. The fourth member of this sometimes uneasy alliance, resulted in a lot of tail-covering and paranoia.

All of which leads us to Auraria Higher Education Center - 1983. the AHEC Board of Directors, manages and operates the physical facilities While the merger plans and power struggles have been, perhaps, the most and some of the campus services.

Now, six years after its completion, the plans are still on the drawing visible of Auraria's problems through the years, they are by no means the onbo~. , ly ones.

The Auraria campus was created by an act of the-Colorado Legislature in Dr. Jerry Wartgow, executive director of AHEC, says the main problem 1974. New facilities were needed for Metropolitan State College, the Univer- of the campus is lack of space.

"The good news is we're growing," he says, "the bad news is we're not able sity of Colorado-Denver and the Community College of Denver (now Denver Auraria Community College). It was hoped that by installing all to accomodate the growth. This causes constant bickering about how big the campus should be and how we should keep it up." three on one campus, costs could be reduced through_a system of sharing. · A new classroom building, propoSed for conThe concept of Auraria became a reality in 1977 struction on AHEC parking lot Q, seems to be trapped with the completion of the 169 acre campus. But, by in a legislative net of indecision because of the 1978, the Legislature was looking for ways to make F economy. W artgow says the General Assembly has changes in the structure of the campus to save money. been supportive of the campus in the past but right The Legislature instructed the Interim Comnow they're finding it easier to put off capital immission on Higher Education to examine provements. duplication of services and programs at the It all Corne8 down MSC President Dr. Richard Fontera agrees with three institutions, especially. a number of to the question ,.

W artgow in his assessment of the overcrowding proacademic programs with similar or overlapping Is Auraria working? blem. He says the .campus needs more buildings to course requirements. ls the concept of meet educational demands from all three institutions, The first plan to change the system came three separate edu· but he isn't enthusiastic about putting new buildings from Hugh Fowler, then a Republican · State cational institutions at Auraria.

Senator from Littleton. His proposal would have merged MSC and UCO into one instituon one campus stiU Fontera sees MSC's current program of "off tion under an elected board of trustees. In reply ·· campus" night offerings at such places as Cherry tOiable or are we headed to strong student protest, Fowler said~ "A Creek Middle School and Pecos Jr. High School as one for a "megacampm" reorganization is critical to the Legislature's · way to ease the problem. approach, a lingle understanding of the situation . If the "Nobody, in their wildest dreams, would have university at Aurarla Legislature doesn't understand this system, they thought ten years ago that today there would be aren't going to fund it." made up of the belt 17,000 plus students at Metro and 35,000 at the three While CU's Board of Regents supp0rted the (ormostl~) institutions," he says. "The problem is that good and plan, (providing they were named as the goverdecent .people underestimated, to a remarkable that each imtitution ning board), the Consortium of State Colleges what would happen if you provided good degree, has to offerP Board of Trustees maintained, "MSC is workquality educational opportunity for students in this ing well, and it's not our problem if UCO isn't." part of the city of Denver."

CCD-A officials from the State Board for ComNowhere is the overcrowding more evident to munity Colleges and Occupational Education students than in the Auraria parking lots. opposed the measure as well, fearing they W artgow says AHEC is currently involved in a would be the next target in the merger attempt. preliminary study of a "people mover" transit system The central issue became "Who will run the show?". .

The merger idea took another step in 1979 with the introduction of to move students from McNichols Arena and Bronco Stadium parking lots to Fowler's SB 523 which created the Colorado Commission on Higher Educa- campus but "It's a non-academic problem. The real issues must evolve tion to oversee all colleges and universities in the state. The bill covered in around the quality of education." detail every institute of higher learning in the state with the notable excep' It all comes down to the question - Is Auraria working? Is the concept of tions of MSC and UCO. Instead, the bill outlined a Metropolitan University of Denver which incorporated the MSC structure into UCO, establishing a three separate educational institutions on one campus still viable or are we headd for.a "megacampus" approach, a single university at Auraria made up new school. In later revisions, this measure was removed from the bill.

In 1979, the Legislature passed HB 1498 which required the newly-formed of the best (or most lucrative) that each institution has to offer?

CCHE to study the situation at Auraria and "recommend to the General Assembly that Auraria Higher Education Center and the constituent instituDr. Meyer Titus, president of DACC, says in many ways the concept of tions be terminated, merged or continued in their present form or placed .Auraria is working. He says the shared campus idea causes better utilization under such form of institutional governance as the Commission may deem of facilities such as the Student Center and the library. advisable. ' 1 Throughout 1979, politics raised its ugly head many times, as all three "When you put three instituti-ons together in a small area and they recruit schools, AHEC, CCHE, and the Legislature attempted to come up with an ifrom the same population, it naturally causes some competition," he says. acceptable plan that would keep intact the original concept of Auraria, that twhile it may present a dilemma for students deciding which institution to of providing a choice of quality educational facilities for the residents of ttend, Titus says "It may be good for a student to decide something about metropolitan Denver, and at the same time save money. mself and about the three institutions."

In December, 1979, the controversy was laid to rest for a time when In this series of articles, we hope to examine the future of Auraria Higher CCHE recommended to the Legislature that rather than merge under the Education Center by examining the forces which have brought it this far and Board of Regents or a new composite board, MSC and UCO should stay with that are occurring right now that will affect the students of tothe changes the status quo - three separate but cooperating institutions. iay and tomorrow.

As a result of CCHE recommendations, the three institutions began working toward the consolidation of some overlapping programs, crosslisting of "It's a tribute to everyone here that it (Auraria) is working as well as it is classes and joint program offerings. A number of non-academic services, 1even though it has problems," Titus says, "but even changes won't make it a duplicated among the three, were placed under the management of the problem-free institution. We may have the best possible arrangement now, AHEC Board. . but we've nothing to compare it to. Some change may be good - or it may Merger attempts have made headlines twice since 1979. Once through a ,make what we have now_l~k good.

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When in doubt, make a mystery movie and promote it like this: "Rebel ... Rocker ... Lover .. . Idol. .. Vanished." Surely then a few folks will get a buck back for their five.

Eddie and the Cruisers tries successfully to seize our attention through the reliable route of the mystery-enhanced by Rebel, Rocker, Lover, Eddie Wilson portrayed by newcromer_Michael Pare.

The riddle goes like this: The Cruisers, an up-and-coming band in the early sixties, cuts its second album, which never gets released.

Apparently the music was before its time, but the record publishers thought it was trash. At this news, the volatile Eddie - a man who if he couldn't do something that nobody has ever done - he would just as soon not .. . oops, nearly gave it away; but it can be revealed that Eddie's car goes off a bridge and his body is never found. Twenty years later, the music of the Cruisers is ressurected; through nebulous evidence, a reporter believes there is a chance that Eddie lives.

A warning before you read further. Though I love a mystery, I've been known to tell kids that it would be an impossibility for Santa to deliver toys world wide in one night.

Read on at your own risk.

A second mystery involves the missing tapes from The Cruisers never-released album. Where did they go? Who has them? If found it could be big bucks for someone.

Perhaps for one of the former Cruisers?

The movie is viewed through a series of flashbacks by a member of the Cruisers. A treat, in this, is the original music sung by the band from their first album. Their music was intended to give a feeling of early sixties rock; yet through words that would have meaning, the music of The Cruisers does have a contemporary sound. ·Eddie seems to be a cross between Rick Springfield and John Cougar.

The music, and not the ending, is the most surprising aspect of the movie. Does Eddie live? Well no, I just couldn't. Do try and see the movie on a dollar night. Four back instead of one could make Eddie and his Cruisers much more enjoyable.

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Life Out of Balance The start is slow, tension mounts, you tighten your grip for you know you're about to take a trip - an unrelenting rush on the senses.

When the adventure is complete you may want to do it again. After viewing and riding with a film titled Koyaanisqatsi, (showing exclusively at the Esquire), you might wish another, if you're not tuckered out.

Koyaanisqatsi demands your attention and automatically secures it from start to finish. The title is derived from the Hopi Indian meaning; "life out of balance/' or, "a state of life that calls for a new way of living.".

"The film in no way speaks for the Hopi," stated creator-director Godfrey Reggio in ~post-screening interview. Reggio's vision in the film is his own personal point of view. His intentions were to "put a full court press on the senses," to take the audience on a trip in a language of images and alter our perception so in the end that we may ask questions of ourselves. Does he succeed? Are Denver's skies polluted? Reggio firmly believes that we are headed for destruction, and it was his point to make that we are out of control.

He does not offer us a new way of living, but what he brings to the screen is 87 minutes of mouth opening, pupil dilating images so completely entwined with the score that the two together become one experience, like the thunderous roar of a roller-coaster running the tracks and the rapid rushing views of up, down and around.

Philip Glass, one of America's foremost classical composers, mesmerizes our auditory sense with a repetitive score fluctuating between intensity and serenity. This music fuses with the images of the cinema photography, and together we are taken on a journey without the help of any character or dialogue. This film can be best described as a visual poem.

Reggio opens this landmark film with images of a virgin earth which seemed as if the earth was preparing its resources for their eventual ex-

ploitation. As the camera observes, you feel like the architect surveying the finished product where every rock and tree has its place. There are no straight lines in the natural texture of the earth. In one scene, like a memorable passage from a poem, we are lifted up to the sky in order to look down on ·a rolling bank of clouds, that, like a turmoiled sea, express a feeling of power - controlled strength. Never will you see such special effects, special in that they are nature as only nature can produce.

A different force then invades the scenery. You guessed it, man. Man and his seemingly in-control technology ravages and seduces the earth for all she can give. We build and build but nothing seems to last.

In some shots skyscrapers are demolished, but their destruction in a weird way pleases us, like our fascination when we see a traffic wreck, or the thrill we receive in the collision of two race cars.

The movie continues on with this theme, showing scenes of war, urban decay, and of course, nuclear blast.

Do humans have some innate tendency. for a pleasing effect in destruction? Perhaps this is a question Reggio wants us to ask.

Reggio delivers a feeling that technology seems to destroy the creations of its predecessors. Will the buck have to stop somewhere in-one encompassing ugliness of destruction? This is not to say Reggio sees technology as ugly, for in its creations it does have its asthetic images and benefits, but he sees it as "beauty in the beast ... a false beauty," such as the frenzied scenes of Los Angeles traffic filmed by fast motion photography at night. This is alluring and pleasing to the eye, but where is everybody racing to?

This high-tech film - which resembles a video game - will not be easily forgotten. It all reminds me of a bumper sticker I recently saw.

"If life is a video-game then I'm out of quarters." Reggio may have been a little blunter when .he said: "Humpty Dumpty has fallen off the wall and he can't be put back together!" Will we have time to remember this film?

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Brav at Mission October 11

Rob Mullens at Mission

Arne Brav, a country music stylist with a humor all his own, will bring his one-man show to the Mission Tuesday, October 11, from 12 to 2 p.m.

Brav has opened for such diverse acts in the past such as Leon Redbone, Jim Croce and Hank Williams Jr. Brav's appearance at Auraria will be his first. He has performed at more than 150 college campuses around the country to rave reviews.

For more information, contact the Mission at 629-2708.

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The Rob Mullens Band will be featured in an afternoon of jazz by the UCD Events Board from 1 to 4 p.m., on Thursday October 13, at the mission.

by Paul Boyd

Mullens has played at the Rainbow Music Hall, The Mercury Cafe and other local clubs, and currently has two LP's: "Red Shoes'', and "Dancin' Through the Day".

Admission is free.

For more information, call Debbie Sanders at 629-3335.

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'Strange Invaders' Why is it Here? . by John Fortin

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Ever sit through one of those movies that made you swear "Cone With the Wind" seemed way too short? Or that made you think "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" was one of the greatest horror movies ever made?

Sitting through "Strange Invaders" may make you think so. Or at least make you rank it up there with those other all-time blockbusting thrillers such as "Starship Invasions" and "I Spit On Your Crave."

"Strange Invaders" is nothing more than another where-did-they-comefrom and why-are-they-he~e sort of alien monster movie that does little fpr any person who believes in any of Carl Sagan's theories. But, unfortunately, this movie doesn't bother to add anything else such as a decent script or dazzling special effects that might make it even the least bit entertaining or interesting. ' The film starts out in the late 1950s, where a small Illinois town is taken over by aliens (from who knows where?) and occupy the humans' bodies. We are then thrown twentyfive years later to the present and all is fine in the rest of the world, but for some reason, no one else knows about this extraterrestrially occupied town, until a New York woman Gune Lockhart) somehow discovers that her mother who lives in the Illinois town is dying. So she tells her husband (Paul LeMat) that she will be out of town for a few days and asks him to look after their daughter.

Consenting this, he spends the next two weeks running about taking her to school, cleaning up after her, and tucking her into bed.

Sound thrilling yet? It should, because that is half the movie right there.

Well Mr. Bigelow by now is getting a~y worried about his wife - who has not returned in over ten days - so he decides to venture to the Illinois town to find her, and sure enough he stumbles upon some very peculiar people who naturallr don't know anything of a Mrs. Bigelow.

But he pokes and prods his way around town until the aliens finally reveal themselves and try to kill him.

He manages to escape back to New York where he befriends an alienreporting journalist from the National Inquirer named Betty Walker (Nancy Allen) and Mrs. Benjamin (Louise F1etcher) and asks them to help him.

Well, Mrs. Benjamin who works as a secretary for the U.S. government and listens to peoples' stories of UFO sightings - tells Bigelow the government has known about the aliens occupying the town ever since they came and have been helping them in gathering information about our planet, and warns them that they are not to be disturbed during their mission. An infuriated

Mr. Bigelow takes his other companions to the town anyway to get his wife back. This leads to more disgusting scenes of the aliens ripping off their human disguises and showing their true form (which looks like a cross between the creatures in "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" and Cumby), and to a predictably boring anti-climax.

This relentlessly dragging film only makes one wonder why such astute actors and actresses such as Paul LeMat, Michael Lerner, Louise F1etcher and Fiona Lewis were thrown into a movie with almost no direction or imagination. But even more questionable -is why this film was put together by such noteworthy peo~le director Michael (Strange Behavior) Laughlin and producer Walter Coblenz ("The Candidate" , "The Onion Field" and "All the President's Men" .) These two men probably had a few too many drinks at a big Hollywood party one night and promised each other to make a fast buck by throwing together a bunch of big time actors and them making a real gory teenage alien monster movie.

Maybe that idea is a little heavy, but really, what else can the objective viewer think?

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SPORTS

MSC gets

Robin Reid's

Wild Life Guidebook

Fifth Rank

by Lori Martin

The MSC Women's Volleyball team will host a tournament this FriBicycle riding on city streets is without a visit to the emergency day and Saturday in the Auraria practiced by many people who do room. The most impartant of these is Gym. Sixteen teams from six states not consider themselves risk takers. recognizing - and accepting - the will participate in the tournament Many city bicyclists, in fact, avoid fact that, every time you get on a which will be run on a round robin such "dangerous" pastimes as bicycle, you're entering the Black system. parachuting or even skiing. In- Death Zone. You have to really The teams are divided into four terestingly, though, these same peo- believe you could end up in a cold pools and MSC coach Pat Johnson ple think nothing of climbing aboard , room with a tag on your toe if things has seeded them evenly for competia 25-pound aluminum spiderweb go to hell; that way, you'll be tion. and playing tag on the asphalt with motivated to pay proper attention.

"I can't predict a winner at this a gang of 3,000-pound steel boxes (Which is why car drivers don't point, but I think Northern Arizona they're inside a portable bunker.) Sepiloted by the chronically erratic. will be real strong - at least they Yet that's what city bike riding is cond, assume every driver will were last year," Johnson said. MSC blindly, deafly, and dumbly pursue all about. will join Colorado School of Mines, Unfortunately, the inherently ex- the course of action which leaves you St. Mary's University from Califortreme danger of the activity is with the fewest collision avoidance nia and Southern Utah State. The unrecognized by lot of its par- options; this will enable you to get other pools consist of Rockmont, don't out of their way most of the time. ticipants, mostly because they Fort Lewis, Regis (ranked tenth in understand the concept of obfective Finally, try to go as fast as the traffic the nation according to NAIA) and --:- and don't be afraid to get in the danger. · UNC in Pool I; Southern Colorado, Objective dangers are risk factors left wheel track and take up a whole Mesa, Chadron State from Nebraska you can't control. Like car drivers lane when you do! Matching and Bradly University from Illinois who pull out in front of you, pinch velocities with the boxes means in Pool II; Western State, Colorado you into the curb, use you for target fewer pass you, which means fewer College and Northern Arizona in practice or lumber randomly in your have a chance to get you. Being < , Pool IV. direction wondering what day it is overtaken slowly (or not at all) also 0 The Roadrunners competed Tuesand what planet they're currently means more time for the fact of your E day at the Air Force Academy and on. What this means in terms ofrisk presence and location to seep into ~ were narrowly defeated by one is that, no matter how good you are, brains generally operating in the ~ game. it's probably only a matter of time daydream mode. And if you're in ~ "The match was tied at two games before you get eaten by a Buick. the left wheel track (not in the mid- 8. apiece when we really got a bad But like any risk sport, there are die with the oil - you'll crash for e break," Johnson said. "There was an ways of minimizing the danger of ci- sure there), you're right in front of a; illegal hit made by one of their ty bicycling to the point where you their eyes; they won't overlook you ::E Some city bicyclists recognize players - that even the crowd can probably get through the year in the sidewalk clutter. Positioning yourself this way also preempts them the need for riding protection. reacted to - but the referee didn't call it," Johnson said. The scores from pinching you into curbs, open You can also strengthen your legs were 15-1, 2-15, 15-12, 13-15, and car doors and little old ladies who and significantly improve your 14-16. can't find the.crosswalk.

• cardio-vascular fitness without inThe Roadrunners battled against City bicycling isn't all Black curring the lower leg injuries you get seven teams last weekend in a tourDeath and broken · bones, however. with running (unless you get your leg namerlt at UNC and won four of the For moving ar9und the city, you can ripped off by a bumper). seven matches while coming very hardly beat a bike for efficient · And when you arrive at adrenalin, close in the other three. transportation; in most cases, you you'll find that city bicycling offers DU lost to MSC 15-4, 15-2, as did can use a combination of roads, some of the best rushes to be had in the University of Utah, 8-15, 15-12 bikeways and sidewalks to get where risk ·sport. Face it, folkS: hardly and 16-18. MSC lost to CSU 5-15, you're going the fastest way possible. anything compares to that feeling And they're a lot easier to find parkand 15-17 in a close battle, but came you get when the Buick decides it's ing spaces for. back to upset California State/Domtime for lunch.

D ingus Hills 11-15, 15-11, and 15-2 and North Dakota Southern University 6-15, 15-7 and 15-13. Utah State edged MSC 15-12, 9-15, 11-15, while nemisis UNC, who the ' '83) and Doug Schroeder (.315, 1 HR Roadrunners haven't beaten in four

by Dave Migoya in '83). Isenhart was ranked 20th in years, once again upset MSC 12-15, the NCAA Div. II and Weber was and 14-16.

The MSC Varsity Baseball team ranked 7th with a 9.5 SO average has been practjcing since early "I feel good about being close in per game.

September and has compiled a the matches we lost," Johnson said. respectable 2-2 record during pre"We won one or two games in Although the Roadrunners were season play. Coach Bill Helman is most matches so we didn't have any 20-21 last season, Hellman is conficonfident the squad will do well this dent they will fare well with the wipe outs. I think we learned to play year, even though the team wfil-be under pressure this weekend, but three new freshman he has recruited comprised mostly of freshmen. we've got to learn to push harder to this year.

"Our team is really young," win close ones. All season long we've Hellman said. "We only have three The three high school all-staters lost matches at the end," she said. returning seniors. Almost half of the The NAIA has ranked the Netters are Larry Chamberlain, winner of team could be freshman." the Skyline Batting Crown fdr fifth in the nation this week with a The team showed well in a miniWednesday Adams City; Mark Bryant, winner record of 21-8, so they should fare tournament at the Air Force· of Jeffco Triple Crown for Arvada well in this weekend's tournament. . October 12th Academy on Friday. After defeating "We've come within an eyelash of West and Steve Ciberay, winner of In the DU (1-0) and Regis (1-6), the squad winning so many tournaments," Denver Prep low ERA Crown for Student c.nter was pounded by AFA (8-1) and UNC Johnson said. "We have to get over a Lincoln.

Theatre Rm. 330 (14-7), both of which are Division I hump to win those close ones."

0 "These three will definitely help 12:30, 3:00 teams. us this year," Hellman said. "To get The boys of summer did well Editor's Note: Tony Patino has resigned as our to the Districts, we have to beat DU sports behind .their pitchers, junior Bob editor in order to devote niore time to 5:30 and UNC." Weber (2-6, 4.94 in '83) and senior his studies and his duties as Delta Sigma Phi $1 for.STUDENTS W/ID Any student who wishes to play president. Our new sportS editor is Dave Jeff Optiz (2-5, 7.93 in '83). Also the Roadrunners should contact Migoya - we wish both the best of luck. for leading the team are returning Bill Hellman at 629.-8300.

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The MSC Men's Varsity Soccer squad faced three outstanding opponents last weekend and came up the winners in two of the match-ups.

On Wednesday the team defeated a strong Rockmont College squad by the unbalanced score of 9-0. The big victory came after the MSC kickers returned with a second place trophy from the Brigham Young University tournament two weekends ago.

"The tournament must have given us a lift because we played against Rockmont like we did in Utah," assistant-coach Al Aihton said. "Our playing was outstanding. We finally got our act together."

Get it together they did, especially sophomore Al Reinig. In the most outstanding performance of his young career, Reinig registered the first hat-trick for MSC this year.

Reminiscent of Lorne Donaldson, the spectacular two-time AllAmerican who was rendered ineligible to play this year because of academic difficulties, Reinig took picture-perfect passes from his teammates and easily beat out any defenders for the three goals.

"It all comes down to who is the best goalie for our squad," coach Harry Temmer said. .Butler was left behind when the squad went to Utah, and consequently he quit the team. But after careful consideration, about 10 minutes or so, he dec~ded to accept his fate.

"Rob is a fighter," Ashton said.

"He'll fight his way back to the varsity level. He's got a lot of spunk."

In the meantime, Drew Trenka is the number-two keeper for the kickers.

On Sunday the squad faced an Air Force Academy team that protected their goal as if it was their country.

Although Trenka was slated to start between the poles, his tardiness allowed Fehr to take the call.

"We have been having a hard time with his lateness," Ashton said. " His future timeliness will be the key factor."

Better shape up Drew, or else Rob's going to get 1!is wish.

Even ~ough Fehr was determined to get his third victory in as many games, the Falcons were not so easy on him as the "men of honor" from "Al (Reinig) played beautifully," Colorado Springs blanked MSC 3-0.

Ashton said. "I don't know what it Their first goal was on a penalty was, but he was charged up." kick that, according to Ashton, was On Saturday the squad faced a on a ridiculous call. determined Hardin-Simmons team.

"I don't know what it is, but these Even though HS has been having refs better get their acts together," their troubles in the tough Rocky he said. "Every game we play, these Mountain Intercollegiate Soccer guys (the referees) seem to make bad League, MSC was not taking them calls." too lightly.

That "bad call" allowed the "We face every team as if they Cadets to take a 1-0 lead into the sewere trying to wipe us up," Ashton cond half. said.

"We tried to get up for the second Ashton's "no-goals patrol" defense half, but we just couldn't seem to do was in fine form for the second con- it," Ashton said. secutive match, as MSC shutout HS The Falcons, on the other hand, 2-0. Freshman goalie Mike Fehr did. Enough to knock MSC's record played superbly for his second to 6-5. shutout in as many games.

"If you had asked me what I "Mike (Fehr) has really sparkled thought our record would be at this these last few games," Ashton said. · point, I would not have guessed it "He's really done a fine job, especial- would be this good," Ashton said. ly for a fredunan," Well, Al, don't be too surprised.

That fine performance has landed Yo.ur team seems to play as if Fehr the starting keeper job and Donaldson was still on the squad. landed former starter, senior Rob Then again, maybe Lorne's spirit Butler, on the Junior Varsity.

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Wed. 5

Diana Ross at McNichols Arena, 8:30 p.m.

MSC Alpha Eta Rho meeting at 11:30 a.m. to 1 . p.m. in Rm. 254 in the Student Center.

Friends of the Auraria Library, annual meeting 3 p.m. to 6 p.m. in the south courtyard of the library.

Student Affairs Committee - weekly meeting at 3 p.m., Rm. 254 in the Student Center. Call 629-3331.

"Diva" and "Diner" - 12:30, 3:00, and 5:30 p.m., Rm. 330 in the Student Center.

"Concept of Being a Free Soul", a seminar sponsored by the MSC Physical Education Dept. 6 p .m. to 9 p.m. Rm. 254 in the Student Center.

Mid-Day Break - one hour of short films at the Denver Center Cinema 12:15 p.m. to l:l5 p.m. free.

"The Roaring Twenties", with James Cagney and Humphrey Bogart, 7:30 p.m. at the Denver Center Cinema.

ACCESS - Computer Club, meeting at 2 p.m. in Rm. 120, South Classroom. Call Kari Tornow at 825-0391 for information.

"Windows on the World: Treasures from the Denver Art Museum", 6,000 years of man's. creative history. October.5 through November 20 in the Stanton Gallery of the Denver Art Museum.

Thurs. 6 Alcoholics Anonymous - meets every Monday and Thursday in the Student Center noon to 1 p.m. Call 629-2511 for information.

Carl Powell will ~ his panel and glass works at the Arvada Center Gallery, 6901 Wadsworth Blvd. at 6 p.m.

Speech Club Meeting - Rm. 279A in the Arts Bldg. at 8:15 p .m.

Ringling Bros. and Barnum and Bailey Cireus October 6 to 10 at the Denver Coliseum. Call 292-1121 for Information on performance times, and tickets.

Office of Career Planning - Job Orientation 8:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. at St. Cajetan's. Call 629-3474 for information.

The Denver Symphony Orchestra presents a program of Schubert, Schumann and Bruckner October 6 to 9 at Boettcher Concert Hall. For in· ·formation call 592-7777.

"'The Outsiden" and "Rebel Without A Cause" at the Ogden, 935 E. Colfax.

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that table. We can't use them if we keep them locked up, but then we can't use them if they've been stolen, either."

As a result of the - first theft, MacLachlan said that tighter control was being kept on the use of the room at the time the second theft occurred. Because of that, MacLachlan doubts that students from his Earth Science cllWeS are the likliest suspects, at least not ~uring regularly scheduled lab hours. .. t ·. "Somebody has to h~ve .(their own) ~ey," said ~acLachlan. _ On that assumption, Earth Sciences secretary Beverly Costa placed a work order to have new locks installed in the lab following the discovery of the first theft. Ac- · .,.. cording to Costa, the work, which - would be done by the Physical Plant, ~ has taken much longer than she.ex~ pected. .- ~

Fri. 7 "Gypsey", a musical fable, opens at the Arvada Center for the Arts and Humanities, 6901 Wadsworth. ·Call 422-8050 for curtain times.

Simple Breakfast - Coffee, tea, juice and dougnuts every Friday, 9 to 11 a.m . at St. Francis Inter-faith Center. · Ms. Trudi M. Morrison and Coognsswoman Pat Schroeder will be among the featured speakers at a conference entitled, "An Exploration of.

Public/Private Sector Managerial Issues for Women" 9 ·a.m. to 4:39 p.m. at Quality Inn Central, I-25 and Speer Boulevard. $35 fee includes workshops and luncheon. Call 695-7340 or 837-2951 for details.

Auraria Jewish Student Alliance - Meeting and information on "Fall Retreat 83'', 12:30 to 2 p.m. Rm. 251 in the Student Center. Call Russell Markin at 629-3324.

MSC Afro-American Studies Dept. meeting 4 to 7 p.m., 1020 9th Street, 629-2935.

AHEC Board Meeting 4 p.m. to 7 p.m., Rm. 330 in the Student Center.

"Body House" and Kenny Vaughan, 7 :30 p.m. at the Mercury Cafe, 1308 Pearl.

"Le Million" a free movie at the Mercury Cafe at 7 p .m .

"'The Lavender Hill Mob" at 1:30, "Black Narcissus" at 3:15, "Murder, My Sweet" at 7 p.m. and "The Boyfriend" at 9 p.m . at the Denver Center Cinema.

AA Meeting, noon to l p.m., Rm. 151 in the Student Center.

Tues. 11

"Oblique Strategies", a multi-media event Oct. 8 and 9, 8:30 p.m., at the Naropa Institute, 2130 Arapahoe Ave., Boulder.

Audition's for Shakespeare's "Twelfth Night" October 11 and 12, beginning at 7 p.m. at the Arvada Center for the Arts.

Call 431-3080 for audition appointment.

Sun. 9

"Non-Two-Dimensional" exhibit through October 28. Reception today from 6 to 9 p.m. at Emmanuel .Gallery, 10th and Lawrence.

"On.Campus Interviewing Orientation" 9:30 to 11 a.m. Rm. 108, Central Classroom.

Heavy Metal Showcase, featuring Y&:T plus Ted Mentry and special guest "The Works" at 7:30 p.m. Rainbow Musical Hall.

"On the Waterfront" and "The Wild One" at the Ogden, 935 E. Colfax.

PSI CID Lecture Series: "Neuromagnetism: Study of the Magnetic Fields of the Human I Brain" by Dr. John Zimmerman of the CU Medical Center, 3:30 p.m. in Meeting Rm. 2, St. Francis Interfaith Center.

Sat. 8

Gloria Steinem will autograph her first book Outrageous Acts and Everyday Rebellions from 12 to 2 p .m. at the Auraria Book Center.

·Fourth Annual Channel Sill Wine Tasting, 4 to 7 p.m. at the Sheraton Denver Tech Center. Call 892-6666 for details.

Mitch Ryder, 7:30 p.m., Rainbow Music Hall.

Franz List Birthday Concert presented by the Lincoln Street Guild, 4 p.m. at St. Mark's Church, 1160 Lincoln. $3 donation.

"'The Gary Packard Blues Band" 8 p.m. at the Mercury Cafe.

Wed. 12

"Jinx Jones and the Charley Boys", 9:30 p.m. at the Mercury Cafe, 1308 Pearl.

Accounting Students Association open house. Refreshments served October 12 and 13, 3 to 7:30 p.m. in the Student Center.

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"The Leading F.dge In Holistic Health", a oneday conference to update your health views, 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. at the Student Center. Call 629-3115 or 629-3468 for details.

"The Akhenaton Temple Project", a lec"Leaming Charisma", a lecture by Debra ture by Dr. David O'Connor, 7:30 p.m. in l Benton 12 to 1:30 p.m ., Rm. 330 in the the IMAX Theater at the Denver Museum ·Student Center. Sponsored by MSC Stuof Natural History. · dent Affairs Board.

Colorado AIDS Project w.tll hold a vigil at the .State Capitol at 8 p.m.

Auraria ·Library Fourth Annual Book Sale • Oct. 10, 11, and 12 from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. · fa the front lobby of the Auraria :J,ibrary.

Thousands of books priced at 25 cents to $1.00.

Zen Worlcshop, sponsored by the Zen Center of Denver, 1233 Columbine St. 9 a.m to 1:30 p.m.

Call 333-4844 for Information.

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"The Homeless and Transient", an issues ".Under Milkwood", a lecture by forum with speaker Alice Stark, Director calligrapher Sheila Waters, 7 l>.m. at the of Central Denver Community Services.

Arvada Center for the Arts and 12 to 1 p.m. in Meeting Rm. 1, St. Francis :' Interfaith Center.

Humanities. Admission $5.

"At first, I was told ·the replace- . ment would take about a week," she said, "but that was a misunderstan- · · <Ung. That went from one week to two, then three." Now in the fourth week, Costa said the Physical Plant has assured her that the locks will be installed this week.

Physical Plant Manager Jim Fasano explained that the locks had not been changed earlier because of the volume of work orders received by his office, and because of the formal bureaucratic process such requests must go through.

"I have thousands of these (work orders) and I don't have the time, nor do my people have the time, to check up on every little thing," said Fasano. "I can't proceed until they (the MSC Business Office) approve the funds."

There Is speculation that the scales were stolen to weigh dru~.

"The scales have to have been ~ stolen by someone who realizes their value to drug dealers. As many as have been stolen, they are certainly being-sold," said MacLachlan.

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"Mental as Anything" and "The Rooks", 7:30 p.m. at the Rainbow Music Hall.

"A Hard Days Night" at the Ogden, 93!)

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Films for kids, featuring "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" 2 p.m. at the Arvada Center Theatre, 6901 Wadsworth Blvd. Admission $2 for adults, $1.50 for children.

"Inter-Varsity C~n FeUowship - small group Bible Studies Fridays at 9 a.m. and 1 p .m. Wednesdays at 4 p.m. Fellowship every other Friday night (Oct. 21 is next meeting) Look on door 255D in Student Center for locations.

Auraria Jewish Student Alliance - Credit card promotion for juniors, seniors and grads - 9 a.m . to 3 p.m . in the lower corridor of the Student Center.

"Holistic Health Conference" - MSC offcampus programs, 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. Rm. 330 in the Student Center.

"Combat Satire" in the theatre at the Mercury Cafe, 1308 Pearl.

"A Clockwork Orange",• 12:30, 3:00, and ,5:30 p .m. Rm. 330 in the Student Center.

Student Affairs Committee meeting, 3 p.m. in Rm. 254, Student Center.

'One hour of short films,

12:15 to 1:15 p .m. at the Denver Center Cinema.

MacLachlan said that roughly one MSC Director honored month ago two people claiming to be students were discovered by a stu~ dent assistant in the back room' Sharon Ruth Bailey, director of "weighing a white substance." the MSC Health Careers Science MacLachlan said that the two inprogram, was honored for her work sisted they were UCO students workin politics by the Colorado Black ing on a lab, but that when they Women for Political Action, Satur-· were questioned about the specifics day. of the lab "they obviously didn't know what they were talking Bailey works with her husband on about." The two disappeared after the Joint Effort Youth Foundation, a the assistant went to ·get help. ' program th~.t the Bailey's developed MacLachliin said he hoped that to meet the special needs of minority Earth Sciences could get more such juveniles. She also works with the student assistants in the future, to District School Improvement and help monitor the equipment when Accountability council, while movthe lab is in use. ing progressively up the educational In the meantime, MacLachlan scale to the doctorate level. Bailey said that students in some geology plans to achieve this goal in the field classes will not be getting the of public administration. knowledge they paid for, because without the scales no lab work can She is also the mother of three be performed.sons.

"Several of our classes are run on the basis of the student's ability to "The interesting thing for me is to perform scientific problems using combine the multiple roles..'' she the scales," he said. "Even if we had said, "It adds a new dimension to my the funding, it could take six months life. I see more and more women doto get a supplier out here with new ing it and they're becoming positive ones."

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OFF PREMISES CATERING CAPTAIN NEEDED. Pastexpe1iencepreierred. Great part-time and weekend employment. Call Dan at 321-0343 at Epicurean Catering.

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For Sale FOR SALE: ADM terminal (80 column display) and modem. $400 or best offer. Call 733-5701 after 6p.m.

'62 CHEV. PICK UP, excellent condition, new tires, 3-speed, needs new gas gauge and paint. Asking $950. Call 665-9555 evenings.

EXCELLENTDRAFilNG TABIE, $100; exoellent twin mattr5 and box spring w/ frame (used once) $200; good queen mattress $50; drafting tools: all for $100, separate prices vary, coffee table $ro, earthtone sofa $150; call Dave at 629-2507 after noon, leave m~ge.

BIND MUST SELL: Panasonic AM-FM short-wave radio, $175; Men's 23-incl1 Univega 10-speed bicycle, $150; K2 810 GS racing skis w / Salomon ' binding, $130. Call Jim at fn-9685 early a .m. or late p.m., keep trying. All goods in great shape, never abused.

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NEEDED: Stereo for diligent work force morale. If you have an unwanted record player, c~e or 8-track, please drop it by Room 156 of the Student Center. All donations are tax deductible.

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