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Stalag ·: 17th Stay TownDown This Thursday Night Arguing that "suburban commuters are responsible for the decline of the downtown Denver area," the City Council approved a measure that will block all traffic flow from Denver's core for one night a week, and require commuters to carry "urban passports" and "mall ration coupon books" that prove they have spent money in the downtown area. The new law comes in support of the Stay Downtown on Thursday Night campaign which began last month. Supporters of the "Stay Downtown" concept s~y the law will

give added impetus to the popular support already enjoyed by the program.

A major confrontation erupted when a busload of people claiming to be tourists from the Mint clashed with a group of Downtown patriots screaming "no dough, no go!" The tourists had been stopped in an official police action and found to hav~ no passports or ration books. The situation was alleviated when Mayor Pena arrived and declared the busload to be "certified tourists." Protestor Dino Crawford admitted the whole confrontation was a mistake.

Last Thursday was the first "trial run" of the new law (labeled the "after sunset law" by .legislative supporters), and law enforcement agencies admit there were a few problems. Chief among them was public ignorance of the program, which was only mentioned in the pages of ersatzhip-single-weekly-urban-newspaper competitor, the Towndowner. As a result, literally thousands of Thursday night commuters took to "The Downtown Denver Thursday the blockaded streets without even a Night Campaign was never meant to single holepunch in their new mall punish genuine credit-card bearing ration coupon books. Few were tourists," Crawford said. "We need aware that they would have to prove to refine the new legislation to help they spent at least $20 on the mall identify suburban commuters. Makbefore they would be allowed to go ing them wear red armbands would home. help." - Roaring Calhoun

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GREETINGS FROM SIBERIA. We don't know quite ho~ it happened, but yours truly was reassigned to "exclusively" cover the "high society" beat on the Auroria-er, Auraria Campus. Maybe it's the climate, or maybe it's this acerbic little smile that took me ten years to perfect, but management and yours truly don't seem to be able to stay on speaking terms in. this dirtball town. Oh, well. It's a job. HOW THE MIGHTY HAS FALLEN. It's true that what goes up must come down, but my olfactories hardly expected to be rooting for truffles among the road apples of an urban diploma mill. And we're not talking Washington State. LET THEM EAT FOOD SERVICE. The last I heard, colleges were flush with braces and Iwds and puke that swirled with little streamers of Sloe Gin. Not on this campus. Most of the student body would like to lose ten years and twenty pounds, has station wagons and rug rats, and would like to learn accounting "before life passes them by." Que-sera-sera. Two reasons I suspect that the crime rate on the Auraria Campus is one of the lowest in the nation: Nothing worth stealing and iron-poor blood. SUCCESS BRINGS ITS OWN REWARDS. Rumor has it that the legislature is attempting to perform an act on the Auraria Campus that is still illegal in 28 states, and yet they object to the "menage a trois" already happily functioning here. Personally, I think consenting schools ought to be able to do anything they want within the privacy .of their own campus. THE PROBLEM IS GETTING IT UP. The Auraria Higher Education Center Board and RTD have been engaged in lengthy foreplay in the hope that they will ultimately conceive a mass transit system. Unfortunately, both have a history of spontaneous abortion. AnIOS, PARDNERS. If there is any person worth noting on campus, it's t~e one who gets all the money from parking 'lot revenues. The trouble is, nobody down here has the slightest idea who that might be. Until now. I found out, and believe me, he'll pay plenty to get me to keep my mouth shut. The fountain of kii.owledge may taste okay, but I'll take Perrier, anyday. Guess I'd rather be on the Riviera. Having fun, wish you were here. - Loose Coogan

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"'Growing with a growing community."

April 4, 1984

Hart Generates New Enthusiasm CPS-When a lonely candidate named Gary Hart visited Albany in May, 1983, Gov. Mario Cuomo was too busy to see him. Hart's organizers gave up trying to book a room at the State University of New York-Albany (SUNYA) campus because, as one or ganizer remembers it, they were wor:ried the candidate couldn't draw a crowd big enough to fill one. Things have changed. In the weeks before the April 3rd New York primary, the campus chapter of Americans with Hart had about 100 volunteers, about 40 of whom were "active," says Mich ael Schmall, the campus campaign's co-coordinator. Indeed, for the first time since 1972, a Democratic presidential candidate seems to have caught fire among a broad cross section of students around the countrv. Over 5000 students . heard Hart speak at the University of Illinois two weeks ago. About 1200 showed up to listen to him at Cal-Berkeley, while another 300 couldn't get in. During the Massachusetts primary, Hart handily won student precincts in Amherst. Now Eric Schwartz, Hart's youth coordinator, speaks of mobilizing a nationwide volunteer corps of 10,000 students to match Walter Mondale's volunteers from or~anized labor.

With the possible exception of schools in New York and Pennsylvania, adds the nominallyuncomrnitted Dave Smith of Young Democrats' headquarters in Washington, D.C., "campt1ses are pro-Hart as opposed to Mondale." "I sense a great lack of enthusiasm

and lack of inspiration for Mondale," says Cathy Campbell, Berkeley's student body president. Mondale's student organizers contend their volunteers are more concerned with issues than Hart's. "Students who look at the issues and not at appearance are swinging

to Mondale," claims Valarie White, national student coordinator at Mondale headquarters in Washington. Mondale's campus supporters, adds Sean O'Brien of SUNYA's Students for Mondale chapter, are more "committed" than Hart's. "Rather than jumping on the bandwagon, they are a determined group." Both have ·been courting student support-and the i mmensel y valuable free labor that comes with it-for a long time. Hart, for example, made campaign hops through northern California and Colorado campuses as early as spring, 1982. Hart spoke against the nuclear arms buildup to University of Denver students in May, 1982. The month before, Mondale delivered the same message at Yale. Mondale and his family have worked campuses in all the big caucus and primary states for the last two years. Hart's reach has been a little shorter, due primarily to having less money to spend . Still, by last November, Patti Grogan, president of th~ national ; Young Democrats, told College Press Smiling even in the beginning; Senator Gary Service, "There is no student candidate. No one has really touched the Hart announced his candidacy for the Democratic hearts and minds of students aeross Presidential nomination in Denver last February. the nation." The early primaries and caucuses - photo by Jack Affleck appear to have changed that. "I think there is a revival of student activism," contends Chris Phillips, a Hart national student support coordinator. "Student activism is coming around number of students who support Center, room 330, Ninth and a little bit," says Brian Grossman, Hart. Lawrence Streets. The free lecture is president of the University of Illinois' "There has been a tremendous the fifth in the Metropolitan State College Democrats, of the campus amount of student support for Gary College Student Activities 1984 Lec- support for Hart. But " we still have a · all along," Moss said. "And it just ture Series. little way to go to get students inkeeps increasing." Cronin will analyze the reasons for volved." Murphy said th~t even more im- Gary Hart's successes in Democratic Involved or not, students pressive than the growth in primaries as well as the issues in the historically don't vote. Only 30 pervolunteers for Students for Hart has 1984 race in both the Democratic and cent of the registered college-aged been the interest generated by the Republican parties. 0 voters actually cast ballots in the 1980 continued first and second place presidential race. D showings of the Colorado Senator across the nation. "We have had a lot of people volunteer time," Murphy said. "But we have also had an unbelievable number of people asking questions about Gary. The campaign has finally got their attention-this is our Senator-an<! people want to know what he stands for." Along with campaigning at home, Students for Hart has sent students to Iowa, Wyoming, New Hampshire and other eastern states to work for Hart. Tom Cronin, one of two Colorado representatives on the Democratic National Platform Committee this year, will speak on "Race for the Presidency- 1984" at noon, Wednesday, April 18 at the Auraria Student

Hart's Colorado-Support Growing by Kevin Vaughan Newa Editor, The Metropolitan

Senator Gary Hart's surge from dark horse candidate to Democratic presidential contender is gaining him even more support in his home state and on the Auraria campus in particular. According to Jane Murphy, Auraria coordinator of Students for Hart, interest in Hart's presidential bid has dramatically incrased in the last six months. "It was amazing," Murphy said. "We set up a table in the Student Center on "Super Tuesday," March 13, and we had more activities going on that day than we have had in'the last year. Last spring there was very little activity going on at Auraria." Right now, ·Murphy said, volunteers in the Students for Hart organization number about 105, about double what the group had as late as last November. Hart's Colorado Student Coordinator, Eric Moss, said that even though the Senator's organization in Colorado has been strong all along, recent primary and caucus victories have helped in the growth of the

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Stripped of costume, lighting, props and aU manner of staging except an accompanist, ·the young woman struggles to portray the passion of the aria. The master _gently rebukes her, "Think of your own lover... " The young woman nervously flips her hair off the back of her neck and looks at the floor in embarrassment, " . . . but, I don't even have a boyfriend." Th~ audience applauds her candor and when all is settled again she is able to sing with a stronger vitality and force. She walks off the stage beaming. An audition or rehearsal? No, the fourth segment in the MSC Master Class Series which was performed Friday Afternoon at St. Cajetan's and directed by Claudine Carlson, guest mezzo-soprano with the Denver Sym. phony Orchestra. The Master Class Series is a program presented by the MSC Music Activities Committee and funded by the Student Affairs Board, " ... tQ serve the Auraria Campus and the Denver metropolitan area by sponsoring quality music events," according to chairman David Sckolnik. Sckolnik, originally from Westchester County, N. Y., has been living in Denver seven years. During that time he has worked in the record business and with the classical radio

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station KVOD. He also was a full time broadcaster for public radio station KCFR. The contacts he established in his professional career in Den'ver enabled him to coordinate with the Denver Symphonr Orchestra, Denver Chamber Orchestra, and Opera Colorado to present visiting artists on the Auraria campus and incorporate them into the master classes. When asked about the impact of the artists on the students, Sckolnik stated, -"Some are able to help students technically; how to stand, how to breathe. Others help with the students' tonal quality or interpretation. Each brings nis or her own emphasis and personality to the performance." Sckolnik's ambition is' to be an opera singer. He has performed in Opera Colorado and is active in the MSC Opera Theater. Last fall he tried out for and won the title role in the MSC production of Puccini's "Gianni Schicchi" and several weeks .ago portrayed Guglielmo in Mozart's "Cosi .F'an Tuttie.", A master class is a microcosm of what music students will be doing in their careers. They get to experience performing in front of a professional audience and cultivate the knack of taking criticism artistically, rather than personally. "You will always be dealing with conductors who will be very critical of your work," stated Miss Carlson. The participating students are chosen by merit from Colorado colleges. So far, students from MSC, CU, UNC, and DU have performed. Qualified high school students and students from private study also are involved. The audience contains diverse personalities. Of course, there are the music students of the particular discipline being spotlighted. Then "there are the general music students who hope to learn something applicable to their own discipline. Members of the general student body of MSC, UCD, DACC, DU, CU, or any other "U" that happens to wander in come to appreciate fine music. Finally, there exists a unique strand in the audience; those who are otherwise employed yet aspire to

MSC Sponsors -Annual Trip .to Mexico . .... .

"I:he Metropolian State College Lapguage and Culture Institute is sponsoring its Eighth Annual Summer Program--a trip to Mexico, June 20 through July 11. They will visit sites such as Mexico City, Teotihuacan_, Tula, El Tajin, Tecolutla, Cempoala, Vera Cruz, Tres Zapotes, San Lorenzo and possibly Jalalapa and Puebla. Toward the end of the trip the group will go to Puerto Vallarta. Although the trip begins June 20, the student travelers will begin intensive instruction on June 4 . . As a traveling classroom, the program will enable participants to study culture on-site, and give

them the opportunity to pracice speaking Spanish on a ' one-to-one basis. The cost of the program is $960 and includes airfare, excursion and hotel accomodations. Tuition and meals are separate costs. Participants can enroll in classes offered by sponsoring departments such as Modern Languages and Chicano Studies. Financial Aid for the trip is available., The program is open to students and the public . Deadline for registration and a $75 deposit is April 10. For more information call Conde, 629-3078,

careers as singers or instrumentalists groWth proc_ess. . Future events in the Master Class . and are hungry for any tidbit of information which would help them in Series will present guitarist Robert their aspiration. Secrist, pianist Susan Cable, lyric The audience becomes a vicarious soprano Diana Soviero, virtuoso bass participant in the interaction be- James Morris, Rosalind Elias, and tween the student and the artist. An Ashley Putnam. invisible veil draws across the stage as . For more information on upcomin~ the intensity between the "master" events in the Master Class Series, conand the disciple increases and we are tact the Music Activities Committee . given a glimpse of the creative at 629-2714. D

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.COLlJl\fNISTS A Delightful Cekbration F~ All April 9 to 14 has been set aside _by Metropolitan State College to celebrate its accomplishments and highlight the ,achievements of its students, faculty and staff. This will be our second annual MetroFest and will include a cross section of special events sponsored by various departments and areas of the college. The program will include music, dance, speakers, cultural events, sports, recreational activities, tours, a wellness and fitness fair, and workshops and· conferences. MetroFest is a celebration of the people and programs of MSC. It was designed to emphasize the many fine qualities of our students, faculty and programs at MSC by sharing with others the expertise of our special skills and the ability to teach others. At our initial MetroFest committee meeting this year, President Richard Fontera stressed that activities should be ones that people can participate in through hands-on experience or learn from by watching. Examples of these activities are the Aerospace Department's flight simulator, computer demonstrations by the Mathematics Department, live folk music at the Pat Mendoza concert, the lecture, Black History: Martin Luther King, Jr. and the Future of America, or the modern dance and jazz performance by the . Denver Art Center Performing Ensemble. These are only examples of more than 80 events scheduled for this week. There is something for everyone, and most events are free! We want to involve the community and local organizatins by inviting them to the campus or by visiting their facilities . For example, the Denver Art Museum is working with us to present two lectures on the Art of Picasso by MSC faculty members, Dr. Alain Ranwez and Dr. Conway Olmsted, and one by Cameron Wolfe, the European Art Curator from.the Museum. Then, a reception and tour of the Picasso exhibit will be conducted at the Denver Art Museum. In addition, Historic Denver, Inc. will give tou~s of Ninth Street Historic Park for those who would like to know more about Auraria's historic houses, and Dr. Green from the Denver Botanic Gardens will help with plant advice at our greenhouse. The MSC children's theatre will perform for the students at the Greenlee/Metro Elementary Laboratory School. In these ways we hope to strengthen our ties with the metropolitan Denver community while it will be learning more about MSC. Students are an important part of the MetroFest celebration, and the

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To John Spradley, Faculty and Staff: Except ·for a policy on grade protests whfch offers little recourse, there is no clear protocol established at MSC for dealing with student_~ievances. You as faculty and staff may understand the traditional practices intended to provide due process and protect the rights of all concerned, but how do I as a student find this out? What your area holds as traditional belief and practice may change as the people in the area change. The traditional process is only as good as the people, and therefore, how aware are they? I feel that a tradition that is not in writing is in fact folklore. We need a fair system that will allow for an equitable solution to any type of problem; a student, faculty or staff member/person may be confronted with. An ombudsman or mediator could insure that disputes are handled in a timely manner. Dr. Spradley: As far as the privilege of space on the op-ed page and any obli2ations to the code of journalistic ethics, what's ironic? I am not a journalism major and in fact I am a far cry from it. Each week we try to tell about the happenings in Student Government as the elected leaders, and it is only based on our thoughts and beliefs. The newspaper has granted us the right to say what we want, and we do. In our column on student ordinances I was trying to point out that everyone told me there was some policy to follow, in the case of Susan DeCarlo, when in fact there was none. Dr. Spradley: Can you show me, in writing, the traditions of pr~ that you say, "had not progr~ beyond the Department Chair's level?" The student called me because you had done little to help her, and I went to her aid. You say that "at the time of writing the student had not taken advantage of your offer to mediate,~· and that we "inte.rfere with her right to make that choice.'' I say that she should have taken you to court and made you all pay for all the trouble you caused, and the ·harm she has suffered. Well, ifs all over now, and."what happened with Susan?" you may ask: The instructor (Mr. Nadon), out of the goodness ot his heart, agreed to give Susan an NCI. She~ take the-eou~ within one year, and from another instrtictor. Mr. Nadon will then ~lace the NCI with that instructor's grade. Simple and Fair. To close, I would say if people had been willing to work together from the start, including me, it would not have gone this far. We do need a policy, in, writing, to deal with matters like this. Thank you, Brendan Kelly Joe DeLeo

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Auraria Book Center is showing its appreciation by donating a certificate for all required books for classes for Fall Semester, 1984, for the first student [MSC, UCD, DACC] to cross the finsh line for the "Fun Run" which is sponsored by MSC Student Activities. . _ Besides being on the planning committee, students have helped us greatly in planning the promotions for the event. For example, Carol Jacobs, student representative, asked committee members to attend an advertising class for suggestions on the promotion of MetroFest. The students were enthusiastic about the projects and offered many valuable ideas. So.me were implemented this year; others have already been built into next year's plans. Some students suggested hiring bands for dancing and listening and to kick off the week with a big-name speaker who will appeal to everyone. The students empha5ized events that w~mld bring them together for social in· teraction in the 1985 event. In addition, several marketing students did an evaluation of our MetroFest advertising to ascertain which advertising was most effective and how to improve it next year. We will continue to encourage classes or i~ dividuals to get involved with MetroFest for class projects. Student involvement of this type helps the committee and, in turn, helps the student. The MetroFest Committee is composed of students, alumni, representatives from the Public Relations, Publications, and President's Offices, the Dean's Council, aqd faculty members from each school. We are already scheduling next year's events and encourage anyone who would be interested in working on this committee to contact us. MetroFest is a flexible, growing event in which we want to incorporate as many ideas and interested groups as possible. It's an opportunity for students, faculty and staff members to share their pride of MSC within departments and schools and to invite the communtiy to see the vitality of the college first-hand. Tliere are events for everyone to enjoy throughout the week. Please take the time to read the schedule of events in The Metropolitan. Additional schedules will be distributed throughout the campus. Please call 629-3241 if you need an extra schedule. - Nancy Munser Chair, MetroFest Committee

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didates Editor: As a staff member in the MSC Student Activities Office and, more importantly, as an MSC student, i a- uery concerned about the individuals iunning for President and Vice-President of the ASMSC. One set of candidates are silly enough to completely disregard as possible choices for these pos! tions. which is whv I would like to address the comments made bv the other candidates in the March 28 issue of The Metropolitan. First, the statement about Student Fees being poorly spent as a result of manipulative anipulative administration" and lack of experience of the students involvin the process of Student Fee appropriation. I wonder how two people [at east you, Dave] who have been involved in Student Government for any of time can not be aware of contributions that the students on the Student Affairs Board have made during the last year-and-a-half to fair and efficient distribution of Student Fees. For examole. around the time of last year's Student Fee allocations, the Student Affaiis Board saw some misuse of Studâ&#x201A;Źnt Fees in the area of Campus Recreation and have since reorganized the whole department for a more productive and advantageous use of Student Fees in that area. Before that, Student Support was reorganized so that t was more visable to the students and better managed by a student director. To me this does not sound like "administrative manipulation." Student Activities was also completely reorganized last year to include a student Assistant Director and five student coordinators who would be more "in touch" with the needs of the students and could spend the Student Activities budget that they were responsible for as they saw fit. Which brings me to my. ;econd point. One of the Student Activities coordinators responsibilities is to work as a

lheir responsibilty to find out how the system works, despite the aforementioned red tape that is typical of all government bureaucracy. All organizations have systems. It is a fact of life that one must learn to work effectivel-v within the system, even to promote positive change within that is

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As for the "anit-AHEC" attitude amongst the present Student Government representatives, an-v level-headed intelligent student attending classes down here realizes that AHEC 15 a threat to the right of every student to go to this campus with out being exploited through parking fees, bookstore prices, fpod service prices etc., etc. Talk about "manipulative administra-

tionl" There is nothing that irks me more than people who write about issues and state their very ignorant impressions as fact with out doing the least bit of investigational researbh. I have never oncâ&#x201A;Ź seen Dave or Lisa come down to Student Activities and ask us how our budget is being spent and what the

coordinators have been doing to improve relations between students and Student Activities and between Student Activities and Student Government. Thel,obviously have not bothered to find out about the positive steps that have been made by the Student Affairs Board. And by the way, three new menrbers of the Student Affairs Board bave been down to ask about our budget so as to make a clear and informed decision about the appropriation of Student Fees in the upcoming hearings. Not ALL administrators are bad, fortunately. Many times, student leaders

liason between Student Government and Clubs and Organizations and help

them to get their needs met bn a campus literally drowning in red tape. I myself work with hundreds oI clubs a week to insure, to the best of my abil! ty, that the daily needs of clubs are met. The Clubs and Organizations Coor-

dinator has developed bi-monthly meetings that have all . been attended by almost all the recognized organizations at MSC. At those meetings, the coordinator tells club representatives what is going on in Student Activities, Student Government and in many other areas around campus. It is then the decision of the club whether or not to get involved. Also,

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confuse.the requirement to accurately document the expenditures of Student Fee money as !'administrative manipulation." So, Dave and Lisa, I have a real fear that if you two are elected, the problems that DO need the attention of students in positions as important as President and Vice-President of Student Government, are going to be lost in the shuffle of trying to resolve issues that are not even issues as you may well have found out, had you made some attempt to gain factual information before making your comments. I have no problem disagreeing with stated INFORMED opinions, but THERE

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busy^to bother H,'ffi:i'ff':f;"Hi#nJffi:iifi*tffi1:':ll3"x1i'3ffi:Hl; ...,1nn::lll"?,ly:J^':.::ll"^l'.lliff"l'-L,y::*'i:: *'1.i.:".::11i9 ,T"f: Y:^i.il_:".'L': ljll:..11^1sl_"1*-..f-?l_1 "11i91_^_, credit than to be ted riivolity as an etection issue.

By pretending to a serious attitude but using a totallv ludicrous approach ^1.1"-T:.^::",'ff1:',"."1..:.:,it^'ff.1t-j:'f'lT:T r nelpeo to wrlte tne Duoqets. r nerpeo it is clear that their qualifications for office and experience at Student ,, ,".:::";_-:.

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j:'tY:f:gj|} Government issues are being played down. rheir experiince in MSC Student Y^T"-T.:-lT:j1",1.":.:^'-T:Tll-ll^,1-T,.lY'Jv^':]I oent qovernment. I ve worKeo very ctosely wttn uave Dutnerlano ourrng my ta -_ t,Overnment ZerO anO I WOUIOn t VentUre a gUeSS at any qUalltlCatlOns. r r,_ c,__,L __r _ _ _r"r- -i. rully' r m surpnseq M,r' rurnerranq reers The students $who term' r woulo el"g*":tt: vote cannot possiblv make a"rational d'eciiion on those "?tPalgn neg'rteo ano stuqentJi.i"Tii$ll points :'uD::r: because the racts are hidden. naro to De latr, Intormeo a i,iill-Jiii[,"ri""lii,[:'ff: Student Government represents students in many issues affecting those .:-;':l_:_:_:-: _ :' ;_: tne aotntrustranon sr. r ne ts never oone, tnere ls always room ror change.

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.' 's schoor and r wn support whatever the voice, I. \vorked nard lor thll Iilf:^r:::,::::Tt:?:5::til:3*j:tr**:-"::T,b:iil,T:-^li':;^lj ail tnat albeit a feeble one, of the students dictate. Geibut and vote. Deny the :i::^:1T:"11i'^i1"^.:1T^:: respect ano any errectlveness' P::::3:1:-:..::.:1',T-1':"-Y1.ro^se lne stuoents woulo lose tnelr volces' mocxery ot our narq worx as written in this paper last week. ln a recent debate the "jesters" were asked about the necessity for a . ...- rr....:' rr vou want a coupte of clowns runnrng tne snow, tet s ,'--'.'rr you nave a crrcus. gnevance proceoure ror stuoents. rney responoeq Dy oe9crlolng a system tor _ri _"^^r.m^ rf^r_^._r:,__ Atter ^ 9"' want to know what's reallg going on, read The Metropolitan. ^r,__ all, a questron oeserveo a serrous chunk of your student fees"he"lpeipay for it. Eh, Hugo? ,th, I'm really ioo .;;ff;f iilii""t"fifiil#:Tfj:';*'J1l$f's ousy ror

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Students, pleasel It's not too late to vote"to keep such irresponsible people Government office. Dave Sutherland

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Student Appolled bg 'Pai,f Platforrn i:Itfs.not,irna)' the best man win', but the best dirtlr'tricks win and-thaf s the *ay we4le going to do it.ii as statpd by ASMSC Presidential c-andidate Hugo Te,ifel in'th-e Mirch 28 issue of Tha Maropolitan. In reading this direct quote and ihe entire article as reported by Terri Moore, I was appalled that sucb nonsense could exist among educated adults. I iound tle statements of Hug6 Teufel and David P-orter to be ve-ry crude; non-realistic, and a direct insuli to the intelligence of the student body, the faculty, the administration, and the student governments of all'three schools on the Auraria campus. How could anyone take these individuals seriously? I know that I eannot, nor will I try. I personally want competent people who.have had some leadership skills, student government experience, inside knowledge of the Auraria campus and its structure, and a professional aura to their campaign.

didn't these two individuals get involved with the student government long before the election? Why did they only submit gne campaign ad and only in the issue before the elections? Why {idn't they meet with students to present their ideas? Why haven't they met with the members of the ASMSC and some of its agencies? When they can answer these questions seriotrsly, then maybe I will understand their view. I ask the students, faculty and administration of the Auraria Campus to ask some questions. And I hope the students will ask many more before they vote for either of the candidates. Charles E. Beachnau

Senator. ASMSC/Student

Ertatum: Former Asistant Eilitr Liffi Dell'Amare (and orc o/ The Mett altime great headlh.c u.lriters) is the aettnl author of "Beer Btut Still on Tap,"

uhich receiaed an hornrable mention from Tfu Pres Awciation this Eew.

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NLP: The Semantics Of, Menta}- Health

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turn negative.. . . Like the paranoid who says 'Everyone hates me."' WatReporter, The Metropolitan son said he would ask the person, So you want to be a neat guy (gal). "Who, specifically, hates you?" The point is that your semantics You'd like to get rid of some fears. Become more assertive. -Finish that might be doing you in. A certain amount of intellectual term paper. honesty is achieved, Watson said, Well, finish this article. Dr. Robert L. Watson, professor of when the Meta-Model challenges, Human Services at MSC, may just\ among other things, generalizations, have your ace-in-the-hole. You can mind reading ('Henry never considers look up his sleeves Thursday, April my feelings.'-how do you know that 25, in Central Classroom 301 at 3:00 Henry never considers your feelings?); universal qualifiers ('She p. m. to find out . Watson will be talking about never listens to me.-never?}; and Neuro-Linguistic Programming presuppositions ('If you knew how I (NLP), described in Time magazine suffered, you wouldn't act this way.' as "an all-purpose self-improvement The therapist must deal with implicit program." NLP analyzes the way we assumptions here: 1. The speaker suftalk to ourselves, and challenges the fers. 2. The listener acts this way. 3. The listener 'doesn't know.') individual's subjective reality. NLP includes '6ome surprisingly NLP was developed in California by linguist John Grinder and Richard simple therapeutic techniques. Let Bandier, a computer expert trained in Watson tell you how to touch your arm, and get happy. Gestalt therapy. The theory is a bit more involved, Watson, who uses NLP in his private behavior modification prac- of course, as Watson will explain tice, said that one's inner cognition Thursday. Watson said he's always been improcess can be heard in speech patterns through which a listener can pressed with the "gentleness" of NLP, discover the speaker's "personal and the speed with which it works. "Being a behaviorist, I was skepmodel of the world." "Using the NLP's Meta-Model, you tical at first . Some of the stuff seemed can identify and challenge a person's ridiculous'... like getting rid of misperceptions of the world outside," phobias in minutes instead of months. Watson said. "The Meta-Model is But it works," he said. Watson talks softly and smokes a 路used to identify problems in gathering information." For example, big cigar. Be sure and ask him what that symgeneralizations. Generalizing is one 0 way of storing information that can bolizes. I forgot to.

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Children's Par~de Snowed Out Monday Snow and rain forced Monday's scheduled parade kicking off the eight annual Week of the Young ' iChild to be moved inside to St. 'Cajetan's Church. And though the weather' outside was dreary, the children's spirits were ;not dampened as they sang.together and even enjoyed a spot on the noon news telecast of one of the local stations. The children were led by Denver

Mav.or Federico Pena in the release of different-colored balloons inside the church. This year's event is being sponsored jointly by AHEC, MSC, and DACC and will include lectures, workshops and programs for teachers, parents and children. All events are free and open to the public. For more information call the .Auraria Child Care Center at 629-3188. 0

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Lucero Takes Aim at the Future Carlas Lucero, a 43-gear'old-attorneg Jtom Colotado's San Luh oan'eg' i8^9 sptdted, ortictlate mai. He's bem actioe in cioic aJtairs and goaernment Jor 20 ttearc, and uoulil ltke to put his etperience to work as out ner't U.S' Senator, To'accomplish this, he rntat Jirst lulin the Democratic nomination. His- op-

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i'Armstrong," sags Lucero, "is perceioeil as a modertte in Colorado, But I ilon't thlnk 6ost piople in Colorado really knoro iust horo far riglzt his ooting lws been." Lucero ls challenging Annstrcng's oiews on eqwl tights, urban assistance mostan s. Social Seatrita reform, educotion, and the enDironrnent. ' ")ou can't soloe soail piobletns mercIy bg thtowing moneA at them," heneither can gou belieoe theg aill go aoag iJ Vo2lrlst-ignorc them" soys, -The"but Metropolitan met uith Lucerc to ilisc:.tss the issues. Thc lollooing intn'. oieus Joanes'on military and ilomistic spanding, the Jedetal deficit, and telated problents.

The Mctropolitan: What are the key issues in this campaigrr?

The Metropolitan: Do you tlrinl that other politiciens ere avoiding the rcality of how serious this issue is.'.are they sidestepping it?

Lucerc: I don't see that to be the case so much' I think that probably Bill Armstronq is well motivated in his views, as I understand them, of peoce thrcu|h stren-gth, that is, the building of more and more systenrs. The problem is that it tests ihe ultimate level of deterreice. . . we are now at the point where every part of the globe is within minutes of a nuclear attack. Any mistake could now be catastrophic.

Let me tell you one statistic that I have found to be most astoulding. If o1e Hiroshima sizi atomic bomb had been drop@ every single day of every single year since that fatal day when that fitst bom_b _was dropp{ on Hiroshima,. we would have only consumed l7o of tbe total destructive force of the nuclear arsenals of the cbuntries of the world right now. We have so much over-kill, it is absolutely astounding, and it lools like we're going on as if wdre igno-rant of this fact. I think that it's time for somebody to say "hey stop, let's have a nuclear freeze," analyze what's going on, what really are the best interests of not only our country, but of mankind as a whole, and bring some sanity to the process. You know we just can'f ieep going on this.way. The Metropolitan: Do yoq think the public is ready for this messege?

Lucero: I think the key issues in this canrpaigr are the questions regarding the all is ready for this messag:._l.tl1l totui" of tt ij country. I think wdre at a turning poi"i i" eg"ti"?n- tr"ti.y, Lucero: I ge-nuinely believe the.public judging defense systemsto seei number t1 one, do to start public ready is-indeedof society. future the in"voiving decisions fundamental mike ,rh"r" *" h.rr" to ihey really-work, number two, are they-buying us a better defense, number i;;t1.*E"l;",1| ;. a."iri.* rt"r" t" be made al"""i"ucru"r p-oti"y. I6t three, ary-they tltg yp_. of-_sy_slgrns that addr-ess the securitv needs of this qounti" lata"aior f,*.irrcair-Ulr;;;hy;th ";;L".;;p;, ;;.iil;; and beyond. we are increasingly try_ ter Dortion of that time, ;"\," 1iyji; p.tioa in whicli 'I and -this world.in.the 1980's :escalate " think we_ need to impose more business-like practices on the Pentagon, and the arms racel i to i[61ft ffi tr*fr.ri'ii'a"t"i*"* uy *"ii"-ng *rn" *ggest that we ye nged. to be aggressive about waste and abuse-and we all ' know it exists think that when we start creating weapons systems, 'u"t "fG[ *ffi_t *" start there as in any oth-r part of olr society. Everybody has:T:*13j}l.ll^" lF; tr.r.t-thol"n, did ; in response t. s";;;a ;"Ai"tJtio", is potential there for fraud and abuse and ger government g",Tl ;;;Jid;F;;tit" the nrf -ioir" that becomes an offensive, tofirstthestrike !11!,.h"re level beciuse the-budget deficits we are to it at every we ndd check ilasie, and next the arms race ;;; bi;r1o' of G sghtiog, we are escalating problem of magnitude folfutgrg to mo-nstrous as are so running now '&A work, and w"rs;*ouia ;h"til level. ..sciontists -create.a *g known. I call it any_ generat-ions thatisunlike. "t" "o.n-flo#?nft nuclei arms racâ&#x201A;Ź into sp_ace. F i;;; ;; i,*ahting-the 9t!fl_.I"i::hf ::1:** that's what it is. believe I. really and of children, the future out irortgagingsome This country noo, ,p3oai-tril;t;.i-tii; LuJg.i-o;-a"f"nse, up ^12-% gr-owth in the deficits began. when that to talk aborrt s important tfiint<it go? we we t oo'fartai ir; homg1lo in lggl to 4g% iliift6;;Jt116quotiin _I last four yelrs have i"st been rglawa)', and {ill Armstrong can not run ;oj;ii*t ,'"-; d"i** f" iiii, *"riry. WJ"*a t fiotect the futureri,.it r"e The ;;;t"ff;;dt"bankruptthecountryihtheprocess,irailtti*tt"itftatIa*, awayandsayLeisn'tparfofthat-problem,becauseheis-apart-oftheproblem, i""t*r* It's 6is unchecked delense rpendils, $s- lailure to realistically aplrg-ach-tt-re iil&i;id't*;"rtry, coupled with monstrous #;;'il ""a h! l*!ry_q:t:U tlf-g:Testic side of the reri'enue needs of this country-, in entitlement programs, are leaving this country pt*ti"Jii p"Jrr"a. . $ --BiifA;;i;ig, getting us in the mess we are in. that are thi: solutions ledger for all ?t o is my targi in the U.S, Senate race, ess"htially has spending, by 1988 we would still be run' domestic IT we cut all discretion_ary or,'look ttrat ttt. uuag* in toots to euls and adjustments ;ilciihat you ghut doqn assistance to pducation' Even if a ?0 billion dollar deficit. ".,ou,"6-; it';t d.;.ftf,i.rding, and in that way impacts gt "tfv tn" do-oti" agenda ning Agency, basically cut af -srynling Protection Enyironmental the shul down il "tU"" pr.g."-i, and of this crountry; cuts in environmental protectio", ""tr *t i"tt ds the futurel i" the problem with ""tr were to compare the U.S. to a corporation, we are running this coun- it's clear to rne, as it should be clgT 1".:ylfy_YPffly"* If you"a"""iibr,, anydegreeofdepth,,thatwe've4ottoreorientspendingprioritiesinthiscountrywithout"tong-r"ngJptir;i;;;;;iit*.nd'nocorporationisgoingto try..,and bring ourselves back to our senses. ;'J;;;;;i"rciulir.to'ut'rong raige planning. by Keith Levise

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Mary Ryan cross-examines Eoin McCullough.

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and usually with hilarious results. In one instance, MSC's Herman Wylie painstakingly drew out a logical progresion of thoughts meant to ensnare Patrick Wymes under cross-examination. "Do you see what I mean?" Wylie asked the blank-faced Irishman. "No, I don't see what you mean," Wymes confessed to his exasperated interogator. The issue to be resolved in the debate- whether censorship is justified in cases of national security- remains, alas, unanswered. TJie MSC team favored some judicious restraint of the press, as well as a strengthened campaign to keep technological information out of the hands of the U.S.S.R. They cited

For the fifth year in a row, the winners of the Irish Times national debate competition in Ireland have flown to the U.S. to demonstrate just how dangerous a weapon the English language can be, when placed in the right hands. The event, which is hosted by MSC, is most closely comparable to a Harlem Globetrotters game, in which the homegrown opponents serve primarily as a sober, straight-faced foil for the antics and shenanigans of the visiting a rtists . Like the Globetrotters, the Irish play a fastbreaking game that highlights their powers of (verbal) dexterity, making a number of instances where the free, the other team seem artless and clum- and sometimes "irresponsible" exchange of information had been sy in comparison (even if they win) . This year was no exception. This harmful to the U.S. year's champions (Patrick Wymes, The Irish wisely chose not to deBrian Murray, and Eoin Mc- fend the credibility and responsibility Cullough) ran verbal circles around of the press, which is in serious questheir opponents, turning the MSC tion these days. Instead, they focused team's greatest advantage-good on the credibility of the government, research and solid presentaiton-to about which there can be no question. Giving the government the right their own advantage. The MSC team (Mary Ryan, Her- to censor the press,. argued Eion Mcman Wylie, and Gary Jones) actually Cullough, is like giving cocaine to would have scored a win under the wild animals. American rules of debate, where suc"It's potentially very, very cess hinges on a rather dry reckoning dangerous." of point/counterpoint. Often, the - The Irish team insisted that, while Irish chose to simply ignore their op- censorship might be justified for a ponents' arguments, even blatently, thousand different reasons, "national

security" 路 one of tht: Citing t President team effe point that amorphos the goven The me debate c1 cross-exan Ryan20i11 sorship 1 in censorshi1 my on Ir turned me "It is b sorship th forced rtO such an way," he The del and thou~ designed the audit great issui

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-A Lamb Recounts The Slaughter by Gary Jones Reporter, The Metropolitan

Editon'Note: One of life's great mytteries ia how the apontlOrl of the Iriah Debates find new s~t. each year willing to face the eloquence of the Iriah. Inevitably, the debatea call to my mind certain spring rituala wherein natives t.oaa a couple of virgins into the friendly neighborhood volcano in the hope that it will remainfriendly. Now, I've' long known that reporters tend to be a little foolhardy and poaitioely gluttonous for punishment, but I waa still aurpriaed {and, I confea, delighted} to discover that thia yeari - MSC debate team included our very own Gary Jonea. As a general ruk, I am philosophically opposed to thote 'newspaper stories where writers relate the most painful e:rperiencea of their livea for all the world to see. HoWf!ver, Gary's trial-by· fire ia recounted here in the hope that it will eerve aa fair wanting and counsel to any stUdent who might consider be· ing part of ne:rt-year's debate.

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1e "hypothetical" case of a named Richard," the Irish tively brought home the "national security" was so that it could be "anything rnent wants it to be." it serious moment of the ne during Mary Ryan's ination of· McCullough. ed out the widespread cenIreland, in particular the of the Irish Republican Arb television. McCullough nentarily serious: cause of government cent they (IRA members) are' express their opinions in outrageous and extreme aid grimly. lte was indeed stimulating tt provoking, but all-in-all 1ore for the enjoyment of tee than for solving the : of-.. today. ·ish toured schools the Rocky ~ol.mtain rtesy of its sponsors: The rs and ALUMNI of m S:tate College, the Conuichment Program, and armed Friends of the Irish ies. If you are any of the med people, take a bow C>urself a pat on the back to bring a first-class act to rlceagain. 0

I'd signed up for the audition Irishmen present a persuasive one. because two years ago a friend of We spent nearly two months doing mine debated the Irish and it looked our research and forming our like fun. I think I also like pain. arguments. This was culminated by I felt as though it was an us being out-classed by speakers we unavoidable fate that I should debate almost had no right to share a podium the Irish. I had let the deadline for with. making an appointment to audition We debated the affirmative side of slide by when the speech department the proposition: That Federal called and set me up with an appoint- Government censorship is justified to defend the National Security of the ment. I felt as though it was an U.S. I tried to find pro-censorship unavoidable fate that I should debate material in the library. I looked for • the Irish. I had let the deadline for books or magazines and discovered making an appointment to audition that open discussion of censorship is a slide by when the speech department topic heavily censored in the popular called and set me up with an appoint- press. ' ment. We eventually threw together a Since I don't like to look bad, I did case based on abuses by the media of the best I could in the audition, but I its power and the need to censore hibelieve I was selected mainly because tech information. It was a good case. only four people auditioned for three The Irish really did not touch it --but positions and Prof. Holbrook decided then they do play by different rules to use all four of us. . that we play by. Herman Wylie was chosen to preI say we threw together a case sent our first speech. I would give the because Herman showed us his second and Mary. Ryan would give speech, which would open the our summation. Mike Majiers would debate, on the Tuesday night before be the alternate and go with the Irish the debate. Mary and I roughly to debate at Adams State College outlined our speeches and hoped we since that school could field no had guessed right that the Irish would debaters of their own. make a philosophical argument. Pitting us against the Irish is like They did. letting the CU Buffaloes play the Los The most frightening moment of Angeles Oakland Raiders. Or taking the debate came for me that night before. We worked on our speeches those sa~e Raiders and playing them against the World Cup soccer chamand our Michelob from 9 p.m. until pions --you can put 'em on the same midnight. I failed to deliver a field, but they're going to play dif· coherent practice speech that night. ferent games. Luckily, Mary and Herman had American debate focuses on · theirs down pat. evidence and countering arguments. The next morning I got on my Irish debate focuses on rhetoric. three-piece suit. I could not help but Americans usually present a sound think that if I could not speak well, at [logical and factual] case, while least I looked good. Isn't that the

Brian Murray and Patrick Wymes consult on their strategy while Eoin McCullough appears bored by the opponents presentation.

American way? I rehearsed my speech several times that morning, the last time I wore only my underwear. I'm not sure why I did that except it seems I heard somewhere that it was a good thing to do for nerves. Public speaking might gain more popularity if more people spoke in their underwear. Its more comfortable than a three-piece and a tie. Finally we mounted the stage and took our places. I had picked out faces in the crowd that I knew, and was glad to see them. The Irish had called for pitchers of water as we mounted the stage. I was glad they did, though I wonder why they really called for them. Sometime late in the debate I saw Bryan Murray gnawing on the bottom of his cup. I am not sure if that was nervousness, sheer calm, or an eagerness to tear into us. After being cross examined by him and hearing his summation, I think he was eager to feed on our arguments. Earlier that morning we had flipped a coin for final summation. By order of the debate, we had it, but the Irish wanted it. After listening to Bryan's hell-fire and brimstone summation, I am glad they lost the toss. Bryan blind-sided me in our crossexamination period. He asked me to define National Security, I could not. He exploited my lack of preparation. But I can honestly say it was fun to be so out-witted and then watch an excellent rhetoritician stretch one point to such advantage. It's fun to watch someone who is really good, even when you are the victim. The last issue to be dealt with was, "Who won?" As Prof. Holbrood says: "Were you there? If you were, you won." I feel like a winner just for being there. 0

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A Question Qf Inner Conflict: Savage or Royalty? by Jim Bailey Entertainment Editor, The Metropolitan

From the chest-beating, vineswinging antics of Johnny Weismuller to the mud-caked, simian sensuality of Bo Derek, many outlandish film versions of Edgar Ricie Burroughs' novel Tarzan Of The Apes have been created; some are okay, most are not, and few have made the slightest attempt to follow the tale as Burroughs conceived it. 72 years after he was created, the . quintessential apeman is gi'ven a refreshing new look by director Hugh Hudson (Chariots of Fire) in Greystoke: The Legend Of Tarzan, Lord Of The Apes. The film begins when Tarzan's parents are shipwrecked off the western coast of Africa. They have a child, then they both perish soon afterwards. The baby is adopted by a female ape, who has just lost her own offspring in a battle with a male ape. The child grows up learning the ways of the jungle; we see him foraging for grubs and fruit, learning to defend himself against any enemy, and mimicking the cacophony of jungle sounds. This is the only way of life he knows; he knows nothing of his aristocratic roots. As a lean, rangy, muscular adult (played to perfection by newcomer

Tarzan/Lord Clayton (Christopher Lambert) as the King of the Apes Christopher Lambert) Tarzan eventually defeats the head (alpha) male of the ape-clan, and is exalted to King of the Apes. He also discovers the shack he was born in, and finds a locket with paintings of his mother and father. He, of course, doesn't realize this, but it is his first exposure to the outside world he knows nothing about. Next coll!es his second

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-and more profound exposure-a wounded French-Belgian on a scientific expedition for a British museum. This gentleman proves to be a crucial turning point in Tarzan's life. _ Phillippe D'Arnot (Ian Holm) -is discovered by Tarzan in a tree, a pygmy arrow through his leg. Tarzan gingerly nurses D'Arnot back to health, and they become close friends. D'Arnot then makes two very important discoveries: he learns· the identity of his mysterious friend, and that the apeman is an excellent mimic. As a result of these discoveries, D'Arnot begins to tutor Tarzan, to teach him a way of life he has never known. Unfortunately, this is the part of the movie that founders. Hudson could have really built on D' Arnot teaching Tarzan (now known as Lord John Clayton) the mysterious ways of the white man's culture. However, the transition from savage to aristocrat is very weak; one scene depicts D'Arnot showing Lord John what fire is; the next scene has Lord John stepping out of a carriage '

at the Greystoke castle in Scotland, looking lik~ a Lord should-dressed in the finest of clothes. This section of the film comes across as something no more substantial than a quick costume change. At the Greystoke castle, Lord John develops a close alliance with his grandfather (played in a fine, muttering fashion by the late Sir Ralph Richardson). His grandfather realizes just how confused Lord John is, and will do anything to be his friend. After all, Lord John is the heir to his grandfather's vast estate. Lord John also gets his first taste of the opposite sex, Jane Porter (Andie McDowell). His savage sensuality really turns Jane on, but other than a lot of misty-eyed looks of passion, McDowell doesn't contribute anything noteworthy. The Fr.e nch-bor11 Lambert, however, is outstanding. With just the right amount of deft comical touch, Lambert successfully pulls off the difficult role of a man with many inner conflicts and split desires going through his head (am I a savage, or am I royalty?). He eventually chooses the life he wants, but only after some very traumatic events in his newlyacquired dignified life. Beautifully filmed on location in Cameroon (the volcano is real) and Scotland, this movie is generally a very fine effort from an Academyaward-winning director. Also, the makeup of the ape-actors is outstanding, they look and act just like real simians should. Unfortunately, the ineffective transition from the life of a savage to the life of an Edwardian aristocrat puts a rather huge blemish on an otherwise fine· movie. As it stands, Greystoke is definitely worth a look. It is the first Tarzan flick to attempt fidelity to Burrough's novel; it gets right to the heart of man's primitive past. After years of watching everything froin Johnny Weismuller to Bo Derek, it's gratifying to watch a Tarzan film that doesn't just focus on naked chests. 0

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"Paul Robeson, A Tribute" will play its first Denver area date at MSC · at 2 p.m., Monday, April 9 in St. Cajetan's Center on the Auraria Campus, 9th and Lawrence. The critically lauded, popular production by the One World Theatre Movement celebrates the challenges, struggles, and accomplishments of America's noted All-American football player, lawyer, political activitist, singer and actor. The play, directed by Buddy Butler, features Bob Ingram, Jr. in the title role and Rev. E . Hayward Hobbs. The production had its initial Denver showing at' The Bonfils Theatre in the 1980-81 season. There is no charge for the performance. Parking is available for 50 cents per hour in Auraria's lot G at Ninth and Lawrence. · For further details, call 629-2595.

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Emotional Instability Sparks Play has a factory gig, and band rehearsajs, but his child is the only thing that keeps it together. One night he comes home drunk, beats up his wife, and the good life is over. Blues at Sunrise is a brutal play ,filled with violent emotions and actions. It's also an impr~ive work heavy with interracial issues, political statements, and broad social com_ment.

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Blues at Sunrise is the mournful tale of Jack Singer --an old down and out white man who sings the blues. After many years, the poor guy somehow makes his way back to the black nightclub where it all began, but the nightclub, like Jack's life, is gone. Singer falls asleep in the abandon· 'You better get out of these ed ruins, has a night full of tormenting visions, and at sunrise, gets beat ruins and into the light of up by some Orwellian type demoliday' tion workers who seal- him in the rubble. Written by Fort Collins playwright "Where did. this man go wrong?" 1 Richard Berney, the production stars one wonders. Being in the \\'.rong ,,,. place at the wrong time, and not IMSC graduate Sonny Wasinger as :Jack Singer, and Ed Battle as The knowing where he is to begin with, Hunter --a compassionate "spirit" seems to be the story of Jack's life. He who, near the end, warns Singer has this notably nonproductive obsesI "You better get out of these ruins and sion with the blues, the one bright :into the light of day; · The message, spot in his life, and he just can't shake though lost on Singer, is a worthy one it. "I grew up listening to blues Ito ponder. records .. .l'm not ashamed to cop their licks," he says. "I wanted to I The play is directed by Buddy sound black .. .it was the thing to do." -1 Butler, features a great three piece Bad breaks, or bad karma, the guy blues band, and will be performed gets nowhere. His fortunes, never Mama Jo (J.C. McFraz) and Jack Singer (Sonny Wasinger) momentarily through .April in Bo-Ban's Cabaret at much to begin with, roll downhill at ease. the Bonfils Theatre. For more inforfrom his marriage, which is bad. He mation, call 339-5418. 0

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Loveland, on the near side of Loveland Pass, has in recent years come to rival A-Basin as a spring skiing destination: With some nice steep hills and a peerless sun deck, its close proximity to Denver makes it hard to beat. Snow at Loveland is still outstanding, but the area plans to close in early May, which means it isn't a truly hard-core location yet. Ticket prices will be $10 the first week of April, then $13 weekends and $10 weekdays until closing. 571-5580.

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A-Basin, on the far side of Loveland Pass, is a perennial favorite of hard-core spring skiers. Open many years into July, A-Basin this season has a tentative closing date of June 24. It currently has very good cover, above average snow depth and conditions, and 100 percent of the mountain was still open in late March. Public racing camps are planned for April 22-29, and from April 24-29 you can check out the fastest humans on skis as they swoop the East Wall in the Camel North American Speed Skiing Championships. Expect to see velocities in the 125-130 mph range. And every day from now until closing, you can while away the middle of the day with beef and beer in hand at A-Basin's famous "Midway Barbeque." Lift tickets are $21 a day at the area, but you can get them for $14 at King Soopers. 1-468-0718. Berthoud Pass is generally shunned by the skiing ptess but it's a great little area with perhaps the most spectacular view in Colorado and some good snow to boogie in until the 4th of July. Its base is about 77 inches, 135 percent of normal, and it will be open Wed.-Sun. until April 22, when it will shift to weekends only. The best ticket price around at $10. 572-8014.

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Wfuning:. America's ·Ob~on everything. Well if it isn't, why did the L.A. Express·give Steve Younli( of Reporter The Metropolitan BYU a $40 million contract hoping to · ' establish a winning franchise? It doesn't matter if you won or lost; Now think about the teams of the it's how you played the game, right?! NFL. Who thought of the Houston Oilers? No one did because they were Yea, sure it is. Today, the amount of pressure our a losing team last year. The Raiders, society place5 on athletes to win is in-. Redskins, Cowboys and Dolphins credible. I thought athletic competi~ came to mind because of their suetion was also supposed to be fun and cess. That shows how much we value the winners. relaxing. But so often we see the first quesWe see the same thing with the fans tion asked of an athlete is; "Did you here in Denver. When the Gold won win?" If you lose, no one cares how their first two games · this year, this you played the game, if you had fun city was "mile high" in enthusiasm or performed to your highest ability. for Craig Morton and his team. Over You might be enjoying your best 50,000 people went to see the next track season. Every week your times game against Michigan. Within two get better and you're feeling really hours the interest level for the Gold good about your performances. But, was at a rock bottom, Ron Blandin!!: if you didn't win the race yesterday, was taking flak again, and Morton then no one cares about you and your was being accused by a fat sportstrack season. That is until you win a writer of "selling out." race; then you're great. Now the NCAA Basketball ChamAthletics in our society is structured pionshfps are finishing up. These so we can find out "who's the best." games are often won and lost in the Every athletic sport from chess to last seconds at the free throw line. professional football has a playoff Given this, just try to imagine the system designed to find who the win- amount of pressure placed on a guy to ners are. shoot a free throw that could give his we·ve been told winning isn't university the national champion-

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Tourneys Set For Racquetball, Inner Tube Water Polo · An organizational meetipg to set up The MSC Racquetball Tournament a three-day inner tube water polo begins Friday, April 13, at 6 pm, and tournament will be held at 3 pm continues through the weekend. Monday, Apdl 9, in PER Room 211. The tournament itself will take place from 3-5 pm Wednesday, April 11, Deadline for entry is Wednesday, Monday, April 16, and Wednesday, April 11. The entry fee is $5 and there April 18. Whatever else it may be, will be categories for men, women, this event should be good for condi- beginning, intermediate and ad0 -van<:ed players. tioning and a few laughs. 0 Dr~

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ship-and· how if he misses he'll shoot that !ree throw for the rest of his life. That s a hell of a burden placed somebody who's probably not even 21 years old... Often, there is such a fine line between the winner and the loser. In basketball it's a mere point much of the time. An~ in.NCAA .football this year the Miami Hurncanes were voted national champions after their Orange Bowl win over the best team in NCAA football that year, Nebraska. I don't - care what the sports writers voted, they can't tell me a team that .dominated every game they played m and set records as the grea~est college team in history are not national champs becaµse they went for a two point conversion in the last few seconds of the game to win instead ~f kicki?g a 95 percent su~e extra pomt to tie the game and wm the championship; Nebraska would have been voted "number one" for finishing the season undefeated. Both Miami and Nebr~ka finish~d with only one loss but I d have given the nod to Nebraska because of all they'd ac~ie~ed during the sea_son·-not to Miami for what they achieved on one play.

SoftbaU Signup Deadline Friday MSC students interested in playing intramural softball must sign up for it by 5 p.m. Friday in PER Room 108 at the mandatory manager's meeting. Games begin Thursday, April 12, and will be played every -Tuesday and Thursday from noon to 3 p.m. until 0 Tuesday, May 15.

Today, athletic competition has grown wher~ the spectator onl~ cares about the biggest, baddest wmner. The Olympic hype. is the worst, t~. The GIUl1es are designed to see who s the best athlete in the world in particular events, yet American society focuses not on individual achievement but on how many m~als we've won compared to the Russians. I question where athletics are going in the future. As children we'i:e given lip service to "winning isn't everything: just have fun as you compete." But somewhere, something is goin~ ~r?ng because th~t's not the way 1t ts m the real Amencan world. Maybe it'_s time we start re~ember~ng why we hke sports so much m the first place. 0

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Wednesday4 Cardto-putmonary Resusctatlon explained by the MSC Health Center from 8:30 a.m. to 12:30 p .m. In Student Center 254.

Auoctatlon of Minority Business Students' 3rd Annual Job Fair today in St. CaJeton's. Christian Science Organization at Aurorlo Campus weekly meeting In the fireplace lounge at 12:15 p .m.

Young Chlldren's Olymptcs In the 9th St. Park starting at 9:30 a.m.

Fr.l day 6

MSC Alpha Eta Rho club meeting In Student Center 230 C, D at 11 :30 o.m. MSC Black Student Union meets In Student Center 351 G at noon. Last day of the Aurarla Library's used book sale.

UCO College of Design arid Planning Lecture Serles continues with a free lecture by Robert Frasca In Science Building Rm . 119 atS ~.m.

MSC Student Activities long-awaited Dive" The Effects of · Communications In Party In the Mission until midnight. Deregulation," MSC Lecture Serlces, in Student Center 330 at 7 p .m. Tony Green In a UCO Music Recita l at 7 p.m. in Arts Building 271 . UCO Ploy "My Days as a Youngllng" in Arts Building 278 at 8 p.m .

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Aurorlo Campus Crusade presents "FriCheryl Norton speaks on "Exercise day Noon Live" at noon in Student Center Physiology" In Student Center 151 at noon. 257. "Hunger In America" panel In Student Center 230 C. D from noon to 1:30 p .m.

Saturday 7

"Redirecting Children's Behavior" In the Child Core Center at 6 p.m. Call 629-3188. "Energy Education for the Eighties" MSC Accounting Students Auoclatton seminar series continues today from 9 o.m. meeting In Student Center 230 A. B from to 5 p.m . in Science Building 327. 3:30 to 5 p .m. Auoclotlon for Computing Machinery Seminar tor Skeptics In St. Francis Rm. 1 at (ACM) general meeting at 9 a.m. Call Kipp noon. (755-3655) for details.

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A seminar on SChtzophrenla from 9 a.m. to 5:15 p .m. In Science Building 119. Coll 629-3115 for Information. Fiims and a panel dlscuuton on "The Nuclear Threat" at 3610 Lipan St. at 2 p.m. To register call 832-1676. MSC Volunteer Income Tax Aulstance In AU 201 f 11 t0 3 c0 11 629-2948 /~~nform~.I~~. p.m.

Mexico Information ' Committee club meeting sponsored by UCD Student Activities In Student Center 230 C, D at 4 p.m. Awards Reception for MSC SChool of Education's Colorado SChotars In the St. Francis Interfaith Center. Call 629-2938 for time.

MSC Alpha Eta Rho presents a safety symposium all day. Call 629-3316 for loco-' tlons. "How to Market your Skllls" sponsored by the MSC School of Business at 1 p .m. in Student Center 254 and 256.

Sunday 8 UCO Evening of Russian Music with Jerzy Semkow in St. Cojelon's at 7:30 p.m. Latin American Education Foundation Breakfast from 9:30 to noon in the Student Center Cofeteria ."Coll 629-2908 for details. HMTA Bed Race to be held In parking lot R at noon. Colorado Children's Chorale-highlights from the past 10 years at 8 p.m. In Boettcher Concert Holl. For reservations call 988-7444. Aurorta College Repulllcons meet In Library Room 115 from 2-4 p.m.

Monday9 14th Annual MSC Student Art Show opens at Emmanuel Gallery at 6 p.m. Exhibit to run through April 26. MSC Dept. of Music presents a tree faculty chamber. music recital at Trinity Methodist Church (18th & Broadway) at 4:30 p.m. The Metropolitan Singers at St. Cajeton's, 8p.m. "Understanding Addlctlons-Blochemlcol/Psychologlcal Environment" topic of Issues Forum In St. Francis Rm. 1 at 1 p .m.

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METROFEST Events: "Geology In Denver" Walking Tour meets In Science 110 at 1 p.m. A Lecture on the Art of Picasso in St. Francis Rooms 1 and 2 at 2 p.m. Baptist Student Union meets in St. Francis Rm. 1 at noon.

Wednesday 11 Crime scene Search Competition for METROFEST In West Classroom 153 from 10 to noon. MSC Student AcHvltles Talent Night from 6 to 10 p.m . in the Mission. · MSC Students International Meditation Society meets In Student Center 151 at 7:30 p.rn. Aurarta College Republicans meeting 1 6-8 p .m . in the Student center, rm. 151 MSC Pal Chi Lecture s.rtes continues from 7:30 to 9 p.m. In Student Center 230 C, D. Job. placement workshop: "Job Search Strategies" Contact Central Classroom 108 at 629-3474. Career Placement Workshop sponsored by the MSC School of Business In Student Center 254 at 1 p .m. Young Democrats Meeting in the conference rooms on the west side of the cafeteria at 7~ 30 a .m.

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"Black History, Martin Luther King, Jr., and the Future of .../ America." Vincent Harding, Chairperson, Institute of the Black World Wednesday, Aprll 11th 12-1:30 pm St. Cajetan's Center

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Si~ays fil\ed with unusua\ things to see. \earn and do that show why oenver is proud of Metropolitan State conege! Most events are free. so bring your fami\Y and friends. Ca\\ Rachel at 629-3241 for additional information.

A Sharing ot our Pride Metropolitan State Co\lege • Apri\ 9-14, 1984 • Auraria campus. 1·1'h and Lawrence Sts.

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Student Art snow. 800 o~ tl JC i: ~ 0 i wNY.. Arts R1..: id1f'\Q ,._.,tr HO """ faculty and Stoff Publlcallons. C •SP~lv 8 ()( om 8 00 pm al' week Auror o LiOlarv t· ,,

Wolk1rg T , 1 OC. '\ 00 p"' ,c.e '\CE' Su,ld1ng Roof" •CJ<I Baseball oouble-Header. V.SC -er,us th'i' l. nive•s ty 0t ()envC'I • -OC 4 .)(). p I'"' 2-"l~et.c

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.11lci1"g Q JOm 119 • Folk Singer Peter Mendoza. 1n C.. ..inc.er' C,OC 1')00 r,;m <t cae•ars Cef't!'"

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c;erter LOCt>Y 1'erob1cs on 9th Slreel Pork' . NOOI'

PottetY Sole, Q 00 a.m 8 30 pm Ms Bu1ld1ng Nurtheost Ccr.-.e' Crime scene sea1c1' Competition. 10 00 om Noon. west Ctosscoom Room 153

1ooorn Computer Cor1ogrophy. oe~onstro~on. Noon 100 pm. Sc1er><:e ;>.u1td1ng Roorn 108

St ya1eton's Cente1 1' tomparollve Look at European Educahon. ShJe $ho-.-. ond r" setJSS•Of' ?00 300 pm west ':,lossroorn. Room

Media snowcose '&4, E~h1b1t 1000 cm Noon. wesf c1ass:-o0l"" Room 242

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Leaming With computers. Slide Show and oemoostrotlOI' 10:0C 1100 o rn. west Classroom. Room 253 Th• Larodon Hall Singers. Cancer1 1• 00 1130 a ri west c1essroom. Room 253

Employee "5Sl~ance Progfom. worUlX>P 1100 am 100 pm. we-;t Ctossroo"' •

James Hutton. lhe Father ol Ge<>loQY. mm and 01scuss1on. 11 00 o.rn NOOn. science suno:ng. <1nom 100 Simulated experiences ot the Handicapped. rlQrds On oernonslrohon. ·130 am ,2 m. Wf'!'>t ciossroom.

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Room253 Modem oance and JaZ2 PerfofTllOnce bY the oance Art Center pertocmlng Ensemble. Noon 100 p.m. SI Coieton's Centei Aerobics on 9th sneet Petit·. Noon 100 prn. lour of 9th street Historic Porll. Led 'c1'i HosloriC Denver. Inc. Noon-100 p.m. 1033 9th Streel Hero One and His Pol. RobOtiCS oernonslrohon. Noon-100 p.m. , / ShJdenl Center Lab'a'i

Mor11n Luther King. Jr and the Future of ,&.rner1ca. l('!c.+ure l\luon 1(;0 pm C,1 l ,1Jd'lflS C-::n!E:r Tour of 9lh Slreel Historic Park. leJ ov I st• 1 c ucnvor ire l'K'On • 01' r> r '

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<;cn0.>I Reception in Recognition of faculty and Stoll Pubhcotlons. 2 30 3 '3C pm Auror o ,1brorv F•rst F,oor Non-Profit 1'genc1es. snow and lei' ond votur•eer Re<: •1.•trf'er t -~ :.iO 4 00 p ,,, . '.'vest c1assroorr 1<ocrr

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Racquelt>Oll Toumoment. lo Reg•ste <..all 629 3710. 800 o.m 5:00 pm. Phys•COI l clUCnn• JCI 91.1~-:llPQ. R<JcqJelbO I, Cou'1s Volleyball Toumomenl. Un1led 'itotes Vollevt>Oll AsSQC1otiOn. 8 00 om 5 00 P rn Physical f dtx;atoon Bu-td1ng. GyiT Trorts ol the HealthY Fornily. workshOP. fee $500. lo Register Coll 029 8362 QOC a.,., 4 00 p rn.. West c1assroorT' ROOM 2'>3 Potterv Sale, voO o.rn o.00 o"' Arts Bu11dlfl9. fliortneost corner Simula1ed court Trial. 10 00 am .Noon. west 'CIOS$100fTl. Rc>Om 154 · Gifted C1'11dren's Arts Program. In CQOPOtotion with Mori< Two n [lernentory School. 10 00 am -Noon. weY. Classroom. Room 258 Picnic. Hal oogs. Hamburgers. Drinks $300. 1100 am -tOO pm. 9th Slreet Perl<. for Reservonoos Coll 629-30n

se•uollty update: " seminar on se•ual commumcotion. fee S25 b'I 1'P1 , 7 535 otter Apll 7 for ntorrnotcon Coll.629·3115 QOO om 400 pm St frorc.1s Center. oowns\011s Lou'>Qe The Magic of cnemtstrv. vemonstrotion for Cn11aren ol'd Adult>. 113!'.l om 12 30 pm c;c,ence Bu1'd•ng RQOms 32B 379 n c.ose of ,nc1ernenl wooiner. t"1S event w.11 be ne'd ·r1 Inf' .»,V51c.;<ll [dUC.Ol'Ofl Bu id•f'\Q. • RNJrT' •04

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Traveling lates TlleOtre Group. MSC en· o·ens 'rieo•e1 2·00-3 00 p"" GreenleeMel!O Eterrentory Loocrotor;

1100rn 25-' social Work. Slide snow ond Oiscussi<>f'. q.00-10.00 o.m west oossroom r<oorn 253

fun Run S·K Race. Reg strol10"I fee $1, 1-01 1,-,for<rolton coll 629·2595 SOC·•O:OO am. SPeer BIVd and S1 frorte•s WOV (east side of corr•ous) Racquetball Tournament. cont1'.1lled from fndoy. 8:00 om.·5.00 pm. Priysieo' foucotol'\ 8u•ld•n<J. RocQuet~ll courts

carter ocbv Addictive fam\lies. Discussion. 100-300 P"' west Classroom. Rocrn 253

- Fllghl Simulator. :::>E>rnonstrc11or 1()'.0u om ' ' 30 p-n west Classroom. Room 13:>

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Saturday, April 14

1.00 pfT'\ Tour of 9th Street Historic Par\(. Led cy H,s1oriC oerover inc Noon-100 pm 103:! 9th <;treel Hero one and His Pol. RobollCS oemanstrol1on l\loon 1 OD p.rn Student

Travel Wilh Closs and The study of Wines, f11m ond 0emo"slro1 en. •o·OO om NOOf' west Clossroorr> First floor C,01.!heas' corner

1' Tribute to Poul Robeson by ttie One World Tneolfe Movement. lOC 300 01,.,

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Jomes Hutton. the father of Geol09Y· Fiii"" enc J1sc '"or 1• o,..... "Joor\ Sc•erc e l\L 1\Q1nQ I• )O~ 1[ I\ SChOOI Qf Engineering Tecnnol09Y· Op,P.r rlot..se. 11 (1(J a '1'• ) 00 p rr . $0uli" c1oss1C)(.,rn Roar 212 o~d Techn0'091' P.u11d1"9· 1'0Qr1S 1H 1'.£1 ,t.erobics on 9th Street Par\('. N?On·

1rn>l'd The Art ot P1cassa. LvCllJfe. 200 )l)J pfT'I c I I " 1f'l • nntor !1voms 1 :' 1'rt1ficlal 1n1e111gence. Cc. mouter 'v1odols rJc '."f"OPSl•otlor. 200 l 'l0 p.m. JC.ieN.0

Columbia Savings Hot 1'11 Balloon, I\ ('0 10 00 on•. ''1· lf gtP C'rr. 1'1!0-Jlmenean 1'ch1evements and 1'tncon 111ri o"l'1 '>lice snuw. Q 'lO 10 Oc a !T' oNesl ciossrr)O!'P .J("m 251 The Effects of Propaganda Roles. F11ri. 1110orn <JQµrf'.VJc-,l ('os~•<A>"'" ~oor'I

Earth Science student career Night. oOC 900 om 1020 Qlh St<eet

Bu1ld1r·q. 'l0f''°Y-:JS1 C 0r...,er Wellness and fitness fOlf, Tests and hr t>;•s 10.•u a -r 8 C/) p r'I i'hy<;•cot E..JU<" 01'<lf' I.It.. 01nQ. Gv'T' l\pple-Maclnlosl'I computer. oernonstot•OI' '1 'JO o m iv<>" <;c.1ence R1; '°'"g. Room 132

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Unlock the doors of your perception at a workshop in "Altered States of Consciousness, Meditation and Kundalini'' with Rama - Frederick Lenz, Ph. D

8-10:30 P.M. • Monday, April 9 IMAX Theatre Denver Museum of Natural History City Park • Denver, CO ADMISSION $5

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