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ONE OF DENVER'S MANY NEWS & ARTS WEEKLIES • APRIL 1, 1984 • Free April Fool Edition 1984 • The. Metropolitan
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AUDITORS FROM . OU'fER , SPACE. Martian Mercenaries Landed on. , the Corner of 9th and Lawrence and Demanded: 'Take ~ Me to Your Leaders' by Biffy LaGumba
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There . are two things on earth that are universal: hudrogen ~nd stupidity. by 0 Fudge, .page 21 A Mlle-High Story
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