Volume 6, Issue 26 - April 11, 1984 by Met Media

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Volume 6 Issue 26

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April 11, 1984

Esniritu, Sutherlan.d Unofficial Winners

Protests Cloud MSC Elections by Kevin Vaughan News Editor, The Metropolitan

Lisa Espiritu and Dave Sutherland are the unofficial president and vice-president of MSC Student Government-pending an election commission decision on two contestations of the outcome. ' The MSC Election Commission is scheduled to hear protests from defeated candidates Hugo Teuful and Dave Porter on Wednesday, and will also hear an objection from Sutherland on a referendum question about the amended version of the MSC constitution. Both contestations were filed before election results were announced. Lisa Espiritu and Dave Sutherland unoffic ally Espiritu and Sutherlanrl finished won last week's MSC Student Govern ent the election with 108 votes, unofficially, well outdistancing the 29 presidential race-but the victory has been votes cast for Teuful and Porter. tested by their opponents. Teuful and Porter allege that the MSC Election Commission, violated its own rules by not allowing them a member Mike Egan, both Teuful and we could selectively throw o t that place on the official ballot. As a Sutherland will have the oppor- one question. But we need to meet as result, they were forced to run as tunity to explain their protests to the a group and decide what to do. We're write-in candidates. board on Wednesday. just trying to be fair to everyone." Sutherland's protest stems from However, it is unclear as to Teuful's protest, which was lodged the first referendum question, "Are whether the entire election would be in writing April 2, charges that he you in favor of the .constitution as voided or if only the office and the and his running mate turned in their amended?", and says the question referendum question which have intent-to-run forms in advance of the was not properly identified on the 1 been contested would be put before deadline set by the Election Commballots. the voters again. ission. However, the protest came as "It was a constitutional amend"It depends," Egan said. "I'm not no surpise as Teuful and Porter said ment, it was never identified as that." really sure how that will be handled. repeatedly before the election that Sutherland said. Dave's contestation is to just throw they would protest the results if they According to Election Commission out that one question, and I suppose lost the race.

Fontera Released From Hospital by Lisa Jean Silva Reporter, The Metropolitan

MSC President Richard Fontera was released Friday from University Hospital in "fair" condition, and is resting at home. Dr. Fontera told The Metropolitan Monday that he is feeling "very well," and that he and "everyone is very encouraged" by his progress. "My illness is very scary," he said, "and it is a big achievement just getting home." Fontera's ordeal began when March 1 abdominal surgery revealed what he termed "serious complications." ''I've come to realize the importance of keeping up with annual physical 路 exams," Fontera added, "and I hope to discuss, whenJ come back, the wonderful health services available to the people in this community." Fontera said he is pleased with the way that MSC's staff has functioned

in his absence, and that he is keeping up with all campus news. "I'm going to pick my time (to come back to the office) carefully," Fontera said. "I don't want to plunge right in, on the one hand; But I do

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have things to do," he said. "By the way, the outpouring of cards and letters has been fantastic," Fontera said. ~路When my friends send me these love4'-wishes, they are doing all that they can do." D

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Sutherland, on the other hand, said he does-not know whether Teuful and Porter's protest is a legitimate one. "It's hard to take anythin~ they do seriously," Sutherland said. "I mean, they came in and said 'If we lose we're going to contest," ... I just hope it doesn't hurt student government-it's bad enough that everyone thinks it's a joke." In addition to the presidential race, Tom Massey was elected Student Trustee and 25 senators were chosen. They are: David Anderson; Cynthia Atkinson; Ben Boltz; Scott Brown; Linda Bruce; Sigmund Clement; Cynthia Dennis; P. J. Escobar; Allen Floyd;

'It's hard to take anything they do seriously..! just hope it doesn't hU[I student govern: ment.'

-Dave Sutherland Dave Garcia; Mark Hammer; Alan Holder; Phillip Lozano; Scott McMillan; Don Morris; Brenda Oswatd; Tony Patino; Tony Roszel; Scott Tatge; Mike Thalken; Heidi Todeschi; Annette Valdez; Robert Ward; Tammy Williams and Steve Wrenshall. The referendum questions were as follows: -Are you in favor of the constitution as amended? passed. -Are you in favor of a radio station? passed. 路 -Do you feel there is a need for a student grievance pr-0eedure? passed. - Do you feel parking is too expensive at Auraria? passed. -Are you in favor of expanding the Student Center? passed. -Are you in favor of making Auraria one institution? failed. D

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Mee§e,ONe. BLlND During the "Week of the Young Child" a series of lectures were held §ee,~ NO WRON6, f;,e.e,g, NO WRONG at Auraria on the problems of hunger iN AM~RiCaN~ HaViNG NoT~iNG in the world and in America. On Thursday, April 5, five guest IN PRiVaTe. fit-JaNce~ FULL Of DeceiT. speakers addr~ the issue: "Hunger in caN You iMaGiNe. ~ear America: What Can We Do?" Mr. John Wolfe, with the Bread FoR oNe BLiND Kee§e? For the World Christian lobbying organization, talked about some of his organization's goals in influencing public policy. Among the proposals backed by BFW, Wolfe listed some that have been passed in whole or in part by the Congress. Among them: • Farmer Held Grain Reserve: Which would set aside four million metric tons of wheat for food emergencies, helping to even out the highs and lows in the Global Commodity Market. • A proposal that reaffirms the federal committment to feeding _ Americans, and protects food programs from further cuts. • A proposal to target foreign aid to alleviate some of the root causes of poverty in the Third World, such as land distrubution, water projects and ~EitJ 'k, f...t·a. farming techniques. • Discourage the use of staple food production lands for growing export The programs and projects that crops. CFNP is involved in include: • Continued emergency and long- • Assisting with the "9-Caresterm aid to Africa, and especially to Colorado Shares" Food Drive and the Eritrea. "Co-Champion Food Drive." Ms. Lynn Pennetta, with the Com- • Operating two emergency food munity Food and Nutrition Program Hot Lines: Phone 29C-ARES and (CFNP)- which has been active for 444-MEAL more that six years in providing • Operating the Community Food emergency food supplies and other Preservation - Center (FPC) which nutritional assistance to the poor and teaches residents of Metro Denver to needy residents of Metropolitan preserve fruits, vegetables, and meats Denver, discussed the programs and by canning in glass jars, dehydrating, projects which address both the short- and freezing. term and long-range solutions to the • Running four "Farm-to-Market" problems of hunger and malnutrition programs in target areas to provide which often strike the low-income low-income and fixed-income seniors and fixed income categories of socie- access to fresh produce at cost. If you're a senior and have the promise of a $10,000 career-oriented job, do ty. you know how many good reasons there arc for you to apply for the A merican Express · Card? You guessed it. Lots. Tom Cronin, one of two Colorado Because when you get the American Express Card now, you can use representatives on the Democratic it for vacation travel, restaurants, hotels, and car rentals. As well as for National Platform Committee this shopping for things like a new stereo or clothes. year, will speak on "Race for the And if you think you need the Card now, just wait until you're Presidency- 1984" at noon, Wednesworking. (It's going to happen sooner than you think.) Then it will be day, April 18 at the Auraria Student absolutely indispensable. Center, room 330, Ninth and So apply today. All you need is a $10,000 job. Th~t's tt. No strings. No Lawrence Streets. The free lecture is gimmicks. And this offer is even good fo r 12 months after you graduate. the fifth in the Metropolitan State Because American Express wants to .show that we not only believe in College Student Activities 1984 Lecture Series. your future, but we also believe in you now. Cronin will analyze the reasons for Just call 800-528-8000 for a Special Gary Hart's successes in Democratic Student Application o r look for one at primaries as well as the issues in the your college bookstore or o n your 1984 race in both the Democratic and campus bulleti n tx)ards. Republican parties. Other topics in The American Express Card. Don 't the speech include the issues facing leave school without it." - --J the Democratic platform committee Look for an application on campus. and the factors which will influence people to vote in November. For further information, call ....,, .,,..n.111 1•11.- r. .....;H,I 1•. 1-....,.,.t 1·•"1 629-2595.

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A Conversation With Nancy Dick by Keith Levise The Metropolitan

The office of lieutenant governor somehow brings to mind an image of odd and vague duties. What do lieutenant governors do? Do they give tours of the Capitol while waiting around for the governor to leave town, take ill, or be assassinated? Do they pursue other activities, not wellpublicized, on behalf of the

for the WIC program (Women Infants and Children), he has voted for raising the criteria for food stamps . .. his record is, from an overall perspective, very defense oriented, offense oriented, I would say, and also very much against funding for social programs. Social programs involve about 20 percent of the budget, and they have suffered 60 percent of the cuts, and that seems to me a rather unfair type of programming. The Metropolitan: In light of this, how' has he survived? Nancy Dick: Well,this is his first term as ·Senator, and we would like to see that he doesn't survive as Senator. He has been in there one term, he ran as ·~ a moderate, and he has been voted and rated by the National Journal, f' which is a political but non-partisan l publication, a highly respected publication, as the second most conservative and radically right Senator in the United States Senate, and that is second not to Jesse Helms, but to Jeremiah Denton. The other side of that coin is that he has been rated by The Conservative Digest-which I term his "Bible" - as the fourth most radically right member of the United States Congress. People who really watch that kind of thing, the Washington Community for one, or political addicts, I think are aware of that, but the ordinary citizens, especially in this state, where you'd think there was a higher profile, and higher awareness, I believe, are not aware of his voting record. Our responsibility in this campaign is to clarify to the public exactly how he has been voting for the last 5 1/2 years. I think he is vulnerable, I would not have entered this race if I did not think he was beatable. It is very important for people to understand the quality of repn:sentation they have been getting from h.im, and, if they're not satisfied with that quality, to know that they can change it. The Metropolitan: About the freeze ... the polls indicate a majority of the people favor the freeze. Why hasn't it happened, and what's it going to take to make it happen? Nancy Dick: I think it's going to take two changes to make it happen. One is a change in the Congress, the make-up as far as people who are pro-freeze vs. anti-freeze. And I also HP has a wealth of pre-written programs and feel that there is go_ing to have to be a keystroke procedures to help you address financial change in the Presidency, because I · challenges immediately! do not believe that Mr. Reagan would ever go for a freeze. Even if he said he So go ahead. Get ahead with the HP 12C. It's one did, I wouldn't believe him. If he said invesbnent that11 really pay off. Fh~ HEWLETT. that in order to get votes in a,:~ PACKARD November, I have a firm belief that after November, somehow that would disappear into smoking ruins.

citizenry? "The office of lieutenant governor is what you make it, " says Colorado's Nancy Dick. After five years in office, she could say a lot about the ·job , though nowadays she 's more interested in discussing her intention to defeat Senator Bill Armstrong in the fall elections. "He can be beaten by the proper opponent," she says. The Metropolitan spoke with her about the upcoming race, her job as lieutenant governor, and her early

days at the legislature. The Metropolitan: You don't believe Bill Armstrong represents the interests of Coloradans? Nancy Dick: That's right. The Metropolitan: Can you give a few examples of his misrepresentation? Nancy Dick: He has voted for funding for nerve gas, he's voted for the MX missile, he's voted for every other supplemental that's ever been offered for the Department of Defense. He's also voted against supplemental funding

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The Metropolitan: Foreign Policy . . . what's right with it and what's wrong with it? Nancy Dick: Well, I think the first part is more difficult. The .meeting that is going to happen between the Premier of the People's Republic of China and President Reagan ... I

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suspect that there will be some very concentrate on increasing technical, positive things that come out of it. economic, and educational assistance That's probably one country that to Central America and other third we're doing quite well with. world areas ... when they have a Although there have been ups and broader education, I have faith that a downs, right now I'd say that we're type of government will evolve out of really moving in a good direction. that, that will be very simpatico with I have great concern about how we our own. are dealing with the problems in Central America, and the Middle East. The Metropolitan: What kind of For instance, although we have pull- experience and leadership are you ofed away to a large ext~nt in the Mid- fering? dle East, at least overtly-and I think Nancy Dick: I served four years in the that has turned out to be a ~ood Colorado State Legislature, and dur· move-the administration has never ing those four years I was very active defined our role there. When we in women's rights, conservation. minwent in I stated that I felt that it was ing. land reclamation. mineral the logical thing to do, but I thought severance tax, a number of those it was imperative that the President- areas. I served on a broad spectrum of defined our role so we know why we committees while I was in the were there. and that was never done, legislature, from agriculture, health, so I think it was fortuitous that we environment. welfare, judiciary chose to pull out. approprations. transportation and The mind set of the people in the energy, etc. And I served on those White House, that we can solve all purposefully. because I really wanted the world's problems. and that they to know about a lot of areas in state all can be saved by placing our type government. of governmental process in other There are a lot of thfrigs that a Lt. countries, I think, is an incorrect Governor can do, but the resources, assumption, and leads us to some very the financial resources, are very, very dark alleys. sparse. So in order to to things, we The Metropolitan: How would you have to find our own resources, not define national security? state money. We operated an office of Nancy Dick: I would define national rural help for three years with federal security as the ability to negotiate and money before the Reaganmediate with other countries so that Administration came. We operated we felt safe and secure in our borders, an office of consumer services which and they felt safe and secure within represented consumers at the Public theirs ... it's not just a U.S. problem. Utilities Commission .for three years, The Metropolitan: One of President I believe, on Department of Energy ~eagan's justifications for being in- , money. volved in Central America is the naI put together a Colorado rural tional security. He feels that our na- council because I felt the rural people tional security is threatened by what's of the state were unrepresented, and taking place down there. Does he have that was done with the citizens own a legitimate point? money. Our office put very little into Nancy Dick: My sense is that he does it, but rural people felt strongly not have the whole picture. My sense enough about it that they were willis that 80 percent of the countries ing to pull money out of their own down there have an extraordinarily pockets. And then I have been low level of education. an extremely extremely active in the area of interhigh level of poverty. and an national trade. The culmination of extremely low level of communica- that so far has been something called tion ... so their profile is very. very the Colorado-Hunan (China) Indifferent from ours. To presume that dustrial Conference that we had last our type of government is the fype August and September. where we that every country in the world had 15 of the highest officials from should have is presuming that all the Hunan come over. We negotiated for factors are present in those countries about ten days, and out of that came, that were present when our at this point, two letters that have democracy came into being. been signed, and ongoing negotiaI think that if this country would tions from other companies that we

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anticipate are going to result in about a billidn dollars worth of trade between the Hunan province, and. primarily. the state of Colorado. A billion dollars worth of trade over the next few years means. according to Secretary of the Treasury Donald Regan • .about 25,000 jobs. I also led the delegations that' brought the NEOPLAN bus company down to Lamar. Their fourth anniversary is in May. and they've already become the second largest bus manufacturing company in t,he country ... those things wouldn't have happen without leadership.

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The Metropolitan: What is the future . of high-tech industries in Colorado? Nancy Dick: I started an ad hoc hightech committee about a year ago to put• together a plan for attracting more high-tech to this state .. . the theory was that the high-tech we had so far had come because Colorado is such a nice place to live. the quality of life. etc. A lot of states didn't realize the importance of high-tech to their economies. And what has happened in the last couple of years is that that naivete has evaporated .. . the competition has escalated. 0

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Career Outlook Good in HMTA students to get a job in the travel industry to get the experience they need. The Hospitality, Meeting and "About ninety percent of the travel Travel Administration of administration students ·at MSC are Metropolitan State College has one of currently working in the industry," the best curriculums in the country said Poynter. The HMTA program and is in the stages of building a emphasizes practical experience rather than theory. "It would be a reputation. Pedro J. Sanchez-Catala, a student disservice to teach students currin HMTA with emphasis in travel · iculum on theory. The goal with the administration said] "The HMTA students is to get them a job in the

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"Out of 30 schools in the country that offer a B.A. in Travel Administration, I think we rank in the top one or two." - Jim Poynter does keep a close friendship wi'th in- industry." dustry by keeping up to date with · "Out of the 30 schools in the coundevelopments of the industry and by try that offer a B.A. in travel helping students get leads for future administration, I think that we rank job placement." The department does in the top one or two," said Poynter. this with tne help of the Monitor and "We are more concerned with Evaluation Liasion Committee. The increasing the quality of the school committee is made up of professors, rather than increasing student enroll· · students and people in the travel ment." The tour development and industry. They meet every year to evaluate the curriculum and pro- management class offered through grams of the HMTA department. the travel administration was reThis committee gives the school the cently endorsed by the International opportunity to see that they are pro- Association of Tour Managers. "We had to make some changes in viding students with the knowledge they will need to be successful in the our program to meet the very high stanaards of the IATM," said industry. Poynter. The only other school that After his third year in school, has this endorsement is the New York Sanchez-Catala was advised to get University. some working experience in the travel Sanchez-Catala went into the industry by Jim Poynter, head of the travel industry for adventure. He has travel administration. Sanchez- found "this working for Data Links, Catala said Poynter advises all of his which is a subsidiary of Delta Air

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over 400 travel agencies, three major airlines and a large concentration of tour operators in Denver. "With the deregulation of airlines, groWt:h of the ski industry, and the promotion of Colorado through the tourism board, there .are even more employment opportunities," added Poynter. For more information on HMTA call Jim Poynter at 629-3254. 0

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Enduring a Month of Mondays Let's all bow our heads and give thanks that March, the ugly and angry month named after a frozen planet and a god of war, is ov~r. For me, March is and always has been a month of Mondays, an ordeal to be gotten through as quickly and with as little psychic damage as po~ible. This last March will stand in my memory as the quintessential March, a real sore thumb of a month that will throb in my memory like a big purple bruise. March is my trial-by-ice, which gets harder each year to endure. As the years March on, I grow more and more reluctant to face a lifetime of forced Marches. This last was so unnerving and so dispiriting that I find myself already dreading the March that looms in front of me, only eleven short months away. It is too soon. And so, in the interest of my own continued continuation, I have drawn up a proposal to somewhat alleviate this pernicious annual. Let's make March a leap month. It would, after all, hardly do to just get rid of it all together, since people (like myself) who have birthdays in March would no longer exist. But if March were to happen once every four years, it would be bearable. Once every four years is just often enough to build the character without destroying the spirit. We would have ample time to grind our loins against the nasty winds and desolate landscapes of March. And for those other three years, we could transit easily from the dead of winter into full-blown springtime, just like it happens in the movies. How wonderful life would be. One day we would be building snowmen in the front yard, the next day we would be roasting weenies in the back. Of course, we would have to plug up the gaping hole left by the absence of March. I suggest that we have July twice. I like July, and having it twice wouldn't bbther me a bit. The question, it seems to be, is where to put the extra July? It wouldn't do to stick it where March used to be· because all the little budding flowers would wilt and none of the cute little kites would fly in the sultry dead air of July. It would screw everything up. We could stick it next to the other July, but you would end up with an unusually long, hot month. . You could stick it between Christmas and the new year, which would give everyone a chance to take a holiday from the holidays before getting back to the business 0£ gearing up for a new year. Personally, I don't care where you put it. An extra thirty days in July would slip in just about anywhere with little discomfort or distress on my part. The important thing is to be done with March, which all-in-all leaves me quaking in my boots, and shuddering at my own shadow. And so I say, "Hello" to April, and where have you been all my life. I want to be outside now, and instead I am in my dreary dungeon, writing this dreary column. For most of us, final are coming. It is a perverse fact of higher education that finals come in the springtime, when the natural urge is to doze in the sun and chat it up with all the other cheery folks on the street. What could be harder than to pour over wintery texts in some dim cubible in the library, when outside every window all manner of botany and both sexes of half-dresses biology are smiling sunward? · I hope it doesn't snow anymore. And, personally, I hope to find a summer job that's all Saturdays, involves the consumption of beer encourages sleeping and nakedness. I don't care what it pays. Hell, I don't care what it costs.

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.Pail and Shovel Reps Rebrike 'Closed Minds' An open letter to certain closed minds: Ah yes. Fear and loathing on the student government campaign.trail. The great Raoul Duke would be in his prime at a place like this. Coine on guys do you expect us to believe that you took us more seriously than we did? The Pail & Shovel party and our campaign were a parody of student (read stupid) government and its election process. we were as shocked as anyone to find that we were one of two tickets running for President and Vicepresident. It had not been our intention to carry this thing as far as we did. One quick comment, if you are so quick to damn us where were you when intent to run forms were being handed in for these offices? Why didn't you run? Some of you were just too busy. Eh, Steve? But we suspect that you, like your ilk, would rather talk about it than actually do something. But enough of that. Let's be on to something lighter, our opponents. Lisa, why didn't you write the letter denouncing us in last week's Metropolitan? Will Dave do all your work for you if you are elected? And Dave, do you find it easier to face your opponents in print rather than in person? How could your constituents count on you to look after their interests when dealing with the administration? But actually folks, we support our opponents, the model junior bureaucrats, because they, in our opinion, uphold our two principles better than we could ever hope to uphold. One last thing about our opponents and then on to another important topic, we would like to

mention briefly the work of our opponents campaign manager. But we can't. One must have a campaign in order to get someone to manage it. The Election Commission. What can we say? We trust you. We have to, you have all the votes. At least we know that because Dave worked on the commission prior to his running against us you won't be showing any favoritism. And we know that there is nothing wrong with candidates loitering about the polls after they have voted because we saw Dave and Lisa doing just that and we know that if it was incorrect you would not have allowed it. Would you? And certainly you will deliberate impartially on the contestations before you. We feel that we really don't need to go any further with this facade; we have proven·our point. Ignorance and apathy rule on this campus. We feel that if a real student government existed there would be no question of a merger on any terms but Metro's. And as far as what-the Administration feels Dave, let me remind you that we pay for their salaries. They work for us. When you have over 16,000 constituents you don't worry about what some AHEC paid lackey thinks about you. You worry about whether you could be doing better for those who put you in office, the students. But we digress, we have achieved all that we intended and win or lose we have come out victorious. Long live the revolution! · Hugo Teufel, David Porter and Tom Massey

· Employee Criticizes Where Do the$$ Go? Auditing Procedures Editor: I wish to express my dissatisfaction over the auditing process which took place on Friday, March 30, 1984. • · I understand and appreciate the reasons for auditing, I do, however, object to the manner in which it was handled. My first complaint is that there was no advance notice of the audit. It is unprofessional to do business in this manner when a simple notice of intent would suffice to inform the employees that they will have to alter thefr plans in order to receive their checks on the payday. Out of all the people I spoke to on Friday, only a handful (;ill long-time employees of the information office) knew about the audit. My second complaint is that the audit was only done at the Student Center for one hour, in that time, only a handful of checks were distributed. I believe that due to inclement weather it could have been extended for another hour or so. There is another reason for extending the time allotted for the audit; the time from 9:00 a.m. to 11:00 a.m. is a prime class time, most miss· a class to pick up a check, no matter how badly it is needed. My only other alternative was to walk down to the Accounting office during the time period between 11:00 a.m. and 1:00 p.m. and unfortunately, I had previous appointments which precluded the possibility of walking down there thrpugh the snow and wind. I was also unable to pick up the check after my shift in the Game Room because their office closed at 5:30 p.m. and my shift was not over untif 6:00 p.m. On Monday I did walk down to get my check in the snow and bonechilling winds. As I said, I understand and appreciate the need for auditing, I just believe that the Accounting office could and should take· into consideration the needs of the students and existing weather conditions. Sincerely. Cynthia L. Hutcheson

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Editor: I , like many other students, go through the daily routine of paying to park on the Auraria campus. Failure to pay will result in a parking ticket ranging from five to fifteen dollars. I would like to know what is done with the money collected from parking fees and fines. Are these funds used for campus maintenance and improvements? Or do they simply pay the salary of Auraria employees? The average student has little or no knowledge regarding the distribution of parking funds. I think it is time to open the door and shed some light on a dark subject. It is our right as students to know where our money is going. Yours truly, Shawn Moore

Student Lauds ProfeBBor Editor: The now fabled "paper-chase" in which we partake tends to engulf so much of our energy that we often fail to lend praise to our educatoi: Those, who by virtue of their presence, try daily to enrich our lives and allow us the opportunity to join their ranks. Most of them are lavished with the excitement learning tends to produce in their apprentices, yet rarely are the subject of such appreciation in a public format. MSC Sociology Professor Dr. Lois Dilitush is one among many who falls into this category. An unrelenting professional, her knowledge and expertise encompass math, science and an array of liberal arts. In an advising capacity, her warmth, enthusiasm and compassion facilitate communication. Dr. Dilitush's reputation as an outstanding, enjoyable, yet demanding instructor no doubt will continue to thrive. In "Critical ~aths," the late, great Buckminster Fuller stated, '~Some combinations have such logic and integrity that they can'work coherently despite non-working elements embraced by their system." In the system of · academia, Dr. Dilitush epitomizes such a working combination~ Diana D. Danis MSC Sociology Major

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Planning Pays off during Week of the Young Child Except for a little rain, this year's W eek of the Young Child festivities on campus may have been the best ever. For parents, would-be parents, and students in Early Childhood Education, the week provided dozens of workshops and seminars on how to understand and accommodate the needs of young children. And for the hundreds of children who attended, there were all kinds of fun things to see and do, from games and contests ' to face painting and theater. "The Week of the Young Child is meant to bring

an awareness of children to the community," said program coordinator Lisa Self. Self is a graduating student of the MSC School of Childhood Education, and the first student ever to play such an important role in organizing Auraria's Week of the Young Child festivities, which are cosponsored by AHEC, MSC, and DACC. Good planning and strong support from students and faculty were the main reasons for the program's success, Self said. "It didn't all just happen. We've been planning this year's events since last October," Self said. 0

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Actor Evokes Robeson's Spirit by D.J. Owens Reviewer, The Metropolitan

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In a world so full of hatred and cold, closed minds is it any wonder people have a hard time facing the bittersweet realities of life? What caliber of man chooses to stay and fight despite the insurmountable odds? Indeed · the odds facing the black man, for example, at the start of the Twe11tieth Century must have seemed nothing but insurmountable. Why would anyone be so inclined to fight the hopeless battle against an entire culture inundated with racism? There must be a gleam -of hope. Somehow, contagious among the few who see it, this hope renders its victims brave beycmd reason. Perhaps suicidal is a more accurate word, brave simply does not do them justice. By any measure, history cannot possibly grant fame to all of the pioneers of freedom. Even the memories of most of those who are touched by fame slowly fade with time. It is in this vein, trying to retain the valuable lessons of the not-sofamous, that Metropolitan State College paid tribute to the great singer/actor Paul Robeson in St. Cajetan's Tuesday.

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was no difference between the two-Ingram and Robeson-the mark of truly great acting. Paul Robeson documents one man's .- mountain climb over a life of prejudice, brick walls of opposition, and all-out hatred. It was pointedly written by Phillip Hayes Dean and directed by the very capable Buddy Butler. A good deal of the credit goes to Butler and the Rev. E. Hayward Hobbs who accompanied Ingram with a baby grand piano. But the overwhelming reason for the play's success was . Ingram . Officially he's a tenor, so his por.trayal of the bass baritone was not without flaw. But when someone can cry so convincingly (the litmus test for dramatic acting) that the crowd begins to cry with him you know thjs is a performer to be reckoned with. The singing ranged from gospel/ spiritual to heart- burdened blues. A revival atmosphere would have become more apparent had the event been more publicized and better- attended. As it was, the crowd was thin, but extremely responsive. From the point of view of the stage, the company would much rather have a small, reactive audience than a larger one, 0 lost in space.

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BOOK Cause of Nuclear War Revealed in 'Warday' By Thomas J. Schooley Reviewer, The Metropolitan

However and wherever we are We must live as if one never dies. --Nazim Hilanet, "On Living" (from Warday)

On October 28, 1988 at 4:20 p.m., the United States and the Soviet Union engage in history's first all-out nuclear war. With nobody left to authorize the launch of more

weapons, the conflict ends thirty-six minutes later. Left dead in its wake are six million Americans. Five years and seventy million more war-related deaths later, two men journey across America to learn how its survivors are handling their new way of life. Warday powerfully narrates in grim detail what these men discover about their nation and its people. Co-authors Witley Strieber (The Wolfen) and James Kunetka (Op-

penheimer: The Years of Risk) cast themselves as the travellers, personally warning readers of what existence could be like after a nuclear holocaust. Unlike ABC's television movie "The Day After," Warday reveals the cause of the war. The conflict begins with the U.S. p,lacement of a killer satellite in earth's orbit. (President Reagan has proposed use of a similar weapon system.) The Soviets, face<;l with the balance

of power shifting away from them, destroy the space shuttle deploying the satellite and war ensues. Soviet weapons destroy San Antonio and Washington, D.C., New York City is spared obliteration by misguided missiles, but the great amount of radiation produced makes the city uninhabitable. Missile ranges in North and South Dakota, Wyoming and Montana are also bombed. The United States answers the attack with missiles of its own, but the degree of damage to the Soviet Union is not elaborated. Stieber and Kunetka's expedition is made necessary by the absence of communication and computer ser-' vices resulting from the war. EMP or electromagnetic pulse, a large surge of energy yielded by a nuclear explosion, destroys nearly every electronic device which uses a transistor or microchip by overloading and burning it out. Japan and Great Britain, spared from the war, come to the aid of the U.S. The British provide much needed medical care for the devastated public. The Japanese, no longer challenged industrially by the United States, take control of the economy. To lessen the possibility of future nuclear conflict, the Japanese limit the amount of computer techonology the United States may acquire. The novel lacks a specific storyline, but Strieber and Kunetka make up for its absence thr9ugh the use of documents, interviews and each man's impression of what he discovers. It is through this writing technique that the novel hits home. The style demands the reader's attention. It requires one to sit back and reconsider the course of world politics. Having had the opportunity to glimpse into the world's possible future, one could today take Strieber's closing lines to heart. "If only we have gained wisdom from the fire. If only we can accept how alike we all are, one and another." 0

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pus can be anything but exciting and stimulating, unless bouncing quarters off of linoleum-topped tables in a 3.2 slamming contest excites you. Doubtful but enthusiastic, I donned my fins and grabbed my 35mm sidekick and sauntered over towards the pool. To my surprise, I found it nearly full. About 100 or so active students- and some interested firstever floaters bobbed with obvious

five-foot mark, and set anchor. The lights dimmed, and the throbbing JAWS cadence spurred everyone into a clear-the-waterquick frenzy. False alarm, it's only the credits ... this is bound to be fun . Within minutes, several shark sightings and an occasional underwater amphibious attack sent the meek scampering to the shoreline. The movie was occasionally watched, but more often than not, the

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Show Draws Avid Artists

Brighten By Scott Mohr Reviewer, The Metropolitan

Emmanue l Gallery c ur a t o r Carol Keller said she was overwheimed by the number of quality works accepted for the MSC "Full Bqogie" student art show. Nearly half of the more than 200 entries were selected by the jury and will be shown at the gallery between 11 am and 5 pm, Monday-Friday, until . April 26, she said. 'Tm glad to see that· this show isn't dominated by one medium. Students working in various media- photography, paintings, sculptures, mixed - media ,

ceramics and jewelry ulve all responded to this show, however commercial artists still seem reluctant to enter their work." Keller said. MSC art student Laura Burney Dunham said, "I think the faculty helped make the students more enthusiastic about this show than they have in the past." Carol Hoffman, editor of Craft Range Magazine; Denver pain.ter Sandra Kaplan and Nate Jessup of the Park on Blake Gallery, _juried the show. D

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Wild Life Guidebook The Saturday afternoon sun is an unforecasted pleasure as I make my way from the Denver Public Library toward Auraria for a workout in the PER building weight room. It's an ojid place on weekends, this urban commuter campus amidst the coalescing congestion of the city's center. The most striking change a Saturday brings is in its parking. It's available. On Sundays, it's free. A veritable heaven on earth for autobound Auraria citizens. I ride up the access ramp on the building's east side, secure my bicycle to the railing and walk inside. The Physical Education/Recreation building is also different on weekends. Like the parking lots, space is available. Physical space. Psychic space. Maybe the high ceilings create it: the courts, the pool, even the hallways . have an expansiveness-an airiness-the rest of Auraria lacks. . Then again, it may be the windows: essentially, three sides of this approximately 200 x 300-fo.ot b~ildi~g are glass. Light and air and ... space... just pour m from all directions m a peaceful but powerful physic poetry. Dynamic quiescence ... One thing about PER's atmosphere is certain: it is the only building on campus not impregnated with the stench of cigarette smoke. I talk with the guys at the desk for a momi::nt to get some unauthorized change (rules anywhere suffer on weekends), then go into the locker room. Exposed pipes wend their way among beams ten or twelve feet above t.he ba~e floor. No plush carpeting or pretty ceilings for this place, yet its austerity is more elegant than the pretentiously appointed locker suites of more trendy facilities. After changing, I take the long way around to the weight room; I have to find something to write about since the "Everyday Athlete" clinic I was going to cover got cancelled. Hmm. .. · In the west gym, two young men are engaged on the mats in a sort of "Dueling Katas," making Tae Kwon Do moves in relation to each other but not necessarily at each other. Though 20-some feet away from me through

an open door, I can feel the intensity of their concentration upon the martial learning process. Which brin~s to ~ind something I've noticed about an unfortunately large number of umvers1ty and college people, from instructors to -department ~eads to institution presidents. Self-fla~tery to the contrary, they have no idea whatever of the pivotal role physical awareness plays in the development of human intellectual, emotional and moral potential. It was not always so, of course. Plato recognized quite some time ago that "Physical exercise is not merely necessary to the health and development of the body, but to balance and correct intellectual pursuits as well. The mere athlet~ is brutal and philistine, the mere intellectual unstable and spiritless. • The nght education must tune the strings of body and mind to\ perfect spiritual harmony." The west gym dance continues. I can almost hear air swoosh as legs soar in slow, gentle, effortless movements around and over and past the body before them. Th~ir p~ysical precision is disciplined but relaxed, like a CMS profess~r P';1ttl~g his syllabus on the HP-3000, or an English professor examining • the mtncac1es of Shakespeare before a 400 level humanities class. "Physical education" has long been considered a nom de academe for "J<_>ek Holding Area." But if you look back to the Greek root, phylein-to brmg forth, you can see wliat was, originally, a pretty heavy statement on its importance to human learning. " · Similarly, the word "recreation" is derived from the latin re+ creare-to create. Again, this seems definite documentation by the ancients-upon whose premises we have based our thought-that we accord to the physical educational process the same respect and resources we devote to the intellectual side of the heuristic equation. I leave the gym and mosey upstairs past the now-closed swimming pool to the racq~etball overlook. Once more I feel the energy as I gaze down on three paus of sweating, semi-gasping court jockeys. Sch~ol is definitely in session, from the physics courses in trajectory anal~s1s and angular momentum to the biological questions of heredity and· car~10-~ascular performance to the psychological arenas of goal-oriented motivation and self-confidence. And there ain't a teacher in sight ... The thing I find most amusing about the whole state of affairs is that it's the jocks who have that Platonic ideal of spiritual harmony in the best focus. Talk to Bob Liquori or Dick Feuerborn or, basically, any of the other coaches, teachers and directors in PER. What you'll hear from each of them ?ver and_ over ag~in, is a litany on the importance of correcting and balan~ mg J?hys1cal achievement with the development of the mind-namely by earning a college degree no matter what kind of honcho jock you are. When's the last time you heard from the south side of Lawrence that mind and body are of equal importance? D

A Tennis Mystery Match by Curtis Sandoval Reporter, The Metropolitan·

After a late evening Saturday night, my alarm was awfully loud early Sunday morning. As I struggled out of bed, only the sun shining through my window motivated me to get going. Outside, it was a beautiful 60 degrees. That psyched me; what a great day to watch some good tennis. I was destined for the Auraria courts to watch the MSC lady netters host Creighton University. This long-awaited weather had me going. As I was coming down off the Speer viaduct, I glanced to the west . to see the courts full. There should be some good matches, I thought; I've heard that seniors Terri Spitzer and Julie Chase were playing well. But I'm not easily impressed; they were going to have to show me their stuff. It was "oh so nice" pulling into the parking lot knowing I wouldn't have to open my wallet for AHEC that day. As I drove in, I got my first surprise of the day. Why were there only three cars in the lot? Was I late ... or early... ? I approached the six south courts to find

two recreational players on court No. 1. I thought to myself, if these guys are on the women's tennis team Metro has a problem. ' So I went to the six north courts. They were ~l.l full-with more recreational players. Several thoughts rambled through my mind. I knew The Metropolitan was going to have one upset photographer who didn't want to get up early for this match in the first place. . I knew my schedule said there was ~o be a match Sunday. I even wondered if today was Sunday. I began to investigate. The only evidence I found was a couple of puddles that Saturday's evening rain storm had left on a few courts; surely they wouldn't have cancelled over a few minor water spots. Maybe Creighton University had a problem coming down from Nebraska. Whatever the reason was, I decide<l_to enjor the great day ahead of me. So aher telling my sports editor about the wonderful upcoming women's tennis story, I blew the dust off my racquet and headed for the neighborhood courts. And after a fine day of tennis, all I've got to say is: look out Connors, here I come! D

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course will go down the bike path to Broadway, then return along the Special to The Metropolitan closed portion of Speer Boulevard. A baseball doubleheader against There is a $1.00 registration fee, call archrival DU, a wellness and fitness 629-2595 for more information. fair, racquetball tournament, inner- ,- ,Metro "citizens" may also partube water polo tournament, and 5k ticipate in three-day lnnertube Water "Fun Run" will be hosted by MSC Polo or Racquetball tourneys to be during Metrojest, April 9 through held in the campus Physical Education and Recreation (PER) Building April 14. The MSC baseball team, on a win- from 3 to 5 p.m. Wednesday April 11, ning streak since returning from a Monday April 16, and Wednesday spring break training trip to Florida, April 18. will play il doubleheader at home And the all.:day Wellness and against DU beginning at 1 p.m. Fitness Fair Thursday, April 12 in the PER Building gym is also open to Tuesday, April 10. Students, faculty and staff are in- everyone associated with the College. vited to participate in the five Free medical testing, information kilometer fun run beginning 8 a.m. and instruction will be available conSaturday, April 14, on the Cherry · cerning maintaining body and oral Creek bike path next to Auraria. The health, and self-testing for diseases._0

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·Fitness Fair to Offer Tests . by Curtis Sandoval Reporter, The Metropolitan

The PE department, Campus Recreation and the MSC Student Health Clinic are teaming up to bring you a Wellness and Fitness Fair as part of MetroFest, Thursday, April 12 from 10:00 am until 8:00 pm in the PER Gym, room 104. Fifteen agencies are scheduled to participate, including the Auraria Bookstore, Dave Cook's and the ·Institute of Health Education, said J erene Anderson of f11e MSC Student · Health Clinic. The fair is an excellent opportunity for everyone to become aware of their general physical fitness. ·Students ..

faculty and the community are invited to participate in the many services and tests. PE majors will be involved helping you do muscle strength tests. Come dressed to get involved in some of the over 27 tests or services. These include ~verything from dental exams, blood pressure, eye exams, athletic wear to nutrition, stress tests, an aerobics class and many more. The clinic will not be giving medical examinations, though, All the PE classes will be canceled that day, excluding the 12:00 aerobics class, so drop in on an excellent free service, and become aware of your own physical fitness, 0

MSC Baseball, Track Teams Get Mixed Results By Brad Dunevitz

By Harry Olson

Special to The Metropolitan

The Metro State College baseball team split four home games with Trinidad State Junior College over the weekend and improved their record to nine wins and 13 losses. On Saturday, MSC lost 11-10 in the first game on a controversial umpire decision and won 13-12 in extra innings. On Sunday, the Roadrunners won 5-3 as freshman Larry Chamberlain pitched a strong five and 113 innings, then lost 11-3 in the second game. 0

The MSC track team ran away Saturday with three individual firsts and a last place team finish at the sixteam CSU Invitiational in Fort Collins, the first outdoor meet of the season. Zelda Thomas took the honors in the 200-yard dash, Theresa Delmonico won the 100-yard dash and John Liese was victorious in the 5,000-yard run. Other teams in the meet were UNC, School of Mines, Air Force and USC.

Editor to Speak, C<Jaches Named Buddy Martin, Denver Post ~is tant Managing Editor/Sports, will be the guest speaker at the first annual MSC Athletic Awards Banquet, Tuesday, May 1, at the Quality Inn, 2601 Zuni. Individual and team awards will be presented.

Metropolitan State College Basketball Coach Bob Ligouri last week apP<>inted Bob Dampier and Eric Larson as assistant coaches for the 1984-85 season. Both men will continue in their capacity as ~istant Head Coaches for the Metro Baseball team. 0

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MSC Student Activities Talent Night from 6 to 10 p.m. In the Mission. llack Hlatory: Martin Luther King Jr. and The Future of America. A lecture by Vincent Harding, from 7:30 to 9 p.m. In Student Center 230 C, D.

METROFEST Wellness and Fitness Fair In the METROFEST Picnic. S3 for hot dogs, hamPE Building starting at 10 a .m. burgers. and drinks In 9th St. Park at 11 Volunteer Recruitment Fair. In West a.m. Classroom 253 from 3 to 5 p .m. Call 629-3267 for more.

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Voter Reglatratlon Van· parked In front of St. Cajetan's from 11 a .m. to 2 p .m.

METROFEST 5 K Fun Run meets at St. Francis METROFEST Children'• Theater from 2 to 3 Way &. Speer at 8 a.m. p .m. at the Greenlee/Metro Elementary Jerzy Semkow lectures for UCD's Laboratory School Auditorium. Nationalism in Music Serles In St. Cajetan's at 8 p.m.

Friday 13

Career Placement Workahop sponsored by the MSC School of Business In Student Center 254 at 1 p.m.

METROFEST Tug-of-War-Students vs. Faculty In the playing fields at noon.

Robotlca: Hero One and hla PalMETROFEST Robot Exhibition at noon In the Student Center Lobby.

Don't walk under any ladders. Don't break any mirrors. And don't be superstitious.

Cloalng Reception for MSC Black Women's Conference at 4:30 p .m. at 1020 9th. St. Call 629-2595.

Nuclear Study Group meets In St. Francis Rm. 1 at 5 p.m. Campus Radio Station Committee .meE!ts In Student Center 255 A at 10:00 a .m. Deadllne today for Resume Writing Workshop on the 18th. Sign up In Central Classroom 108.

MSC Student Art Exhibit at the Emmanuel Gallery from 11 a .m. to 5 p .m.

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Chemlatry Magic Show for METROFEST In Science Building 328 at 11 :30 a .m.

A Shot In the Dark-a free movie In the Mission starts at noon.

Sexuality Update presentations In St. Franels Center. all day.

ASMSC Open Forum In Student Center 230 C, D from noon to 2 p .m. Narcotics Anonyi'noua meets Tuesdays at noon in Student Center 151 .

llock Women: Achievement Against the Odds, Registration for 2-day conference In ~he Student Center.

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AHEC Career Planning and Placement-Education career Fair all day METROFEST Pottery Sale In the NE corner of In the Student Center. Call 629-3474 for details. the Arts Building untll 8:30 p .m.

Students for Nancy Dick campaigning workshop held from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Call Amy at 893-1984.

Menahem Preaaler In a UCD Master Class METROFEST conference on Black Women's Plano Recital In "St. Cojetan's at 9 a.m. Achievements in St. Caj~tan 's at 7:30 p.m.

Deadline today for Tuesday's Career Plannlng Workshop. Sign up In Central Classroom 108. Details at 629-3474.

Seminar for Skeptics at.noon In St. Francis Rm . 1 · Platte Valley Development Committee meets In Student Center 254 at 10 a.m. MSC students International Meditation Society club meeting-noon to 1:30 p.m. UCO Anthropology Club Workshop In and 7:30 to 9 p .m. In Student Center 151. Science Building 119 at 7 p .m.

Carotyn Reld'a "Pavilion Paintings" exhibit at the Aurarla Library. Brad Sears demonstrates how to build an enfire car from a kit on Channel 6 at 3:30 p .m. Aurarla College Republicans meet in the Library Rm. 115 at 2 p.m.

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"Alambrtata" and two other films on Mexico 4 p .m. In Student Center 230 and EC 38 at 7 p .m. Latter Day Saints meets In St. Francis Rm. 2 at noon and 7 p .m.

Wednesday 18 MSC Mualc Performance Class Recital in St. Cajetan's at 2 p .m. MSC Alpha Eta Rho meets In Student Center 230 C. D at 11 :30 a.m.

MSC llcick student Alliance meets in Student Center 351 G at noon. Aurarla Jewlah Student Alllance weekly meeting In Student Center 251 at noon.

Underatandlng Addictions-Family Dynamics topic of the Issues Forum In St. Francis Rm. 1 at 1 p.m.

Aurarla Book Center Pre-inventory-. Sale begins today.

Lutheran Group meets from 1-5 p.m. in St. Francis Rm. 2

Aurarla College Republican• meet in Student Center 151 at 6 p .m.

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