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MSC Expected to Retain Open Enrollment The original bill, sponsored by Rep. Paul Schauer, R-Littleton, call for the Special ro The Metrqpolitan creation of a "superboard" to govern Metropolitan State College will the state system of higher education. retain its open路 enrollment policv, ac- Lobbying efforts by the governing cording to a .bill sent to the governor boards of the various institutions had a major influence in weakening the by the House last Thursday. The governor's signature on H.B. House version, giving the CCHE 1187 will set in statute the role and mis- limited powers as the governing sion of every state college, university authority. and community college. The Senate amended the bill to the Metro's role and mission is "a com- extent that a superboard was created in prehensive, baccalaureate institution everything but name, according to Sen. with modified open admission stan- Paul Powers, R-Denver, the bill's dards; except nontraditional students, Senate sponsor. as defined by the Colorado Commission The CCHE will be empowered to set on Higher Education (CCHE), who admission standards, close or merge are over 20 years of age shall not be programs and determine how much subject to admission standards." ,,) Metro currently is under a modified state funding will be given to each open enrollment policy. Applicants institution. Controversy erupted recently when must have a high school diploma or its the Joint Budget Committee set admisequivalent to be admitted. The House approved the Senate's sion standards and enrollment c~ps, revised version of the bill by a 61-1 among other guidelines, in the so.aiargin, ending the controversy over called "Memorandum of Understanding." Jrlgher education for this year.

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The MOU is the current procedure for funding higher education. Critics said that policy decisions should not be made by the fiscal authority and supported the passage of H.B. 1187, which will supercede the MOU's authority. The Governor's office said it expects Governor Lamm to sign the bill. "Governor Lamm has indicated that he will take positive action on H.B. 1187 when it crosses his desk," said Steve Welchart, the Governor's press liason. H.B. 1187 will place the CCHE as the supervising authority over the existing governing boards for each institution. Each board will submit a line item budget request to the CCHE for funding. The CCHE will submit one appropriation request to the General Assembly with line item budgets for each institution. The General Assembly will retain the final authority over the CCHE. If signed by the governor, H.B. 1187 will go into effect July 1, 1985. D

A female Auraria student was dragged near bushes outside the Science building and beaten last week by a man fitting the description of another assailant spotted in the same area last month. According to an Auraria police report, Karen Case, 32, was leaving the science- building at 10:45 p.m. last Thursday when a man grabbed her by the throat and dragged her to some bushes. The suspect then threw her to the ground and said, "got you, you bitch. Got you, you bitch," the report said. According to the report, he then punched her several times and demanded that she give him money. When she told him the.cash was loose in her purse he dumped the contents on the ground and began to rummage through it, the report said. He then began yelling at Case and tried to tear her blouse, police said. Police also said that when another student approached the area, the suspect fled towards Speer Boulevard. In th~ report, Case described the suspect as a 5 foot 11 inch tall black male who weighs about 180 pounds. The same description was given of an assailant sought in an assault case at the same location last month. According to police records, Annette Hahn was parked in front of the St. Francis Center-about 30 yards fr<?m where Case was attacked-when a man.walked toward the car pointing to his wrist, as if to ask the time. When the man reached the car, police said, Hahn rolled her window down about six inches and told him the time. As in the most recent attack, it was about 10:45. The report detailed the attack: "He reacJied through the window, grabbed her by the throat, applied moderate pressure and held her for a few seconds. He then released her and walked away. "As he left he said something like, 'That'll teach you bitch. I don't want anything from you:" Hahn was not seriously injured in the attack, but Case was taken .to St. Anthony's hospital with injuries to her throat and right arm, and her left eye was swollen shut, according to the report.

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Look Into Clubs Before Joining, Prof. Warns y Mike G rosskreuz R17wrft'r, 1'ilf' \ll'tropolitan

In response to the ongoinf! c:ontro\·ersy involving the 24-Hour \fautilus health club chain. a Metropolitan Staie ~ I ege rrofessor recommended that ), >le\\ ho want to join a club fmd out t thev arr getting mto before the~ sign a contract. Dr. Marc Rabinoff, a professor in the physical education de-partrnent, said Thursdav that, unfortunatelv, most ~ahliC' health clubs arc mainly ~oncern ed with makmg a profit instead of help· mg their members get in bettL•r shape Although the clubs·may have started with ideas which could have !wiped the publi(', Habinoff said that America ·s fitness craze stretched tl.e- dubs' ~Jbilities

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"Their 5ize outgre\\ their abiiit) to provide adequate imtn..ctinn m d .•ood, safe em1ronment, .. ht' said Rabmoff, a long time cr)1c 1 f the I ('!)1th indu tn becaust- of the r,tnm in ~, Mld deaths 00nnt-cted \\.th it ~ or1\Hdt:. 1'> national., kno•H• m the .... I ' t ~ports hab1lit) conM ih:'.ll! He prO\ tdP~ expert te~ttmon) m a:;o , w'le,.e d1u1lc; c;up thor club~ Rabi<Joff appeared Pll ;\BC', Tod.tv Shr,\\ m Nm.elnbu to talk at111•1t '\ '[ t -~t:' ~t'l'> ~ •rn'ld in thr industr •l ) e pa~ ir.g f •f l[ I lJif°' ll tr•.t tin; ~~'I re<. i\ ml' im >roper in ,tri,C'tion • ;:id mjunec; 1115,c-a<l. Ihi~ r.15 . ppcntc. nain'\ l ' t"e tranch1sc f clubs bPCU 1se the l t :-11vtO'" .ire U~Ud.!l•• hirttl t:- < ~ ate c •1hs Rubinoff "ud I •i • dd1 . i to ~ht: 1. strudor", ht c.a1d t1'dt t~.e manager of the ht a!th cluh~ 11eLd to knm\ mire about thnr ch1bs th.rn jii;,• the husines• end of the ,1p.t r.1t1or .. i:.··Jr G<arrplc. Habt'loff ~~aid. 'iOrne y agers do not knO\\ ho\\ proper!\ ritaining .1 \\ hirlpooi dilft"rs fror . p• vi>erl> maintaining a hot tuh One · a) for prospecth e eluh members to avoid th1 1se prohiems would b€' to check thl imtructor background beforehand. Rabinoff said :r.1at anv instructor should ha' e studied kinesioiogy, body mechanics, e'Xercise phy~wlogy and anatomy and obtain practical experience after that. Imtructors th en should attend periodic ·~MSC

<;tude nt Activities has an exciting lineup of events pla nned for the 85-86 school year Activities planned for this summer's semester include: rafting and canoe trips; plaza picnics; and an Elitch's

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workshops lo keep that knowledge cur- · bee,n bought out bv 24-J!our N autil11s rent, he said. a fter it went ban'.uupt. At the 24-Hom Once the instructors have studied Nautilm at Hollv and LPetsclale streets, that information, Rabinoff said, the\ Sharp '"as a· -;alt:sper.son ai:id a will understand what is happening volunteer ac>robic~ rnordinatur. 5he with a person's he:.irt and lungs during hired aerobir:s instructor~ and tramed exercise. for example, und they will be them. she said. lfrr manager did not able to antic1pa1e a problem before any wa11t to fm.' her, 5h.1rp said, but \o\as injuries occur. lt wo11ld also help if told to do so 'J,· thf uwner of 24-Jlotir instrm·tor<; c;penf more time answering Nautilus ul the time. Vmc:l' Colon. questions about how to ~et the most out That munager ha' aho het'n fired bv of an exercise imtead of trying to sell 24-Honr l\;autilm and u ne\\ pr~1dt>nt, additional mc·mberships. he '>aid. Oak Beggs, took mer last \\ Pek. Sharn ·Some organizations .md. clubs arc said thnt 'he asked Colon wh\• she had trying to help the consumer. Rahinoff been fm.•d. hut that he ga\>e her no <;aid Denvtr 1 echnological College reason. ~har p said that she \\ 1c; the offers o two year tleg:ree in Sports numbPr one 'ales person cMnng ht:r \techcme T<X·hnoloi..'Y· The Sports Club fo111; months v. ith ~4-Hour ~aulilus. in Lakewood, lht' Sporting Club in She dlsn Sdid that tdthough sht:' has no Chern· Creek, The I uternational certifirnt10n, she \\a~ trained bY a Athll lie Cl 11b in Denver and the ph:s1t·al the rdp1~t and ha'> four )Car~ Y\f CA ·s arc> thP club:>' \v h1ch he believes expcrience iri 'wr fi.'ld. <'.re tr:mg to. do the lJe'>t job. The'' arc Shar1) co .. +t nd~. howe\ H. that the encouraging ~heir employees to attend rea: rt-a'>or1 for her tt>rmincltinn \\as that \\·ork hop' .ind tt• go back to school to sht' triui tc .ilvas:p ~oo mam of Ex !('(lat" thf•:r kumdedge, he said·. ertecb \ p<illcic.,. .v hkh emj)hU'IZt'd HmveH'... ntl1( r clubs haH· been bekng1tPred T•. t er th '" ith charges thi1t tht·\ d1, . •wt t.ikt> en.re nf their t'Cl) poJ-tea. 'iCIPl'<'P ~tuJent~ \\ho t 1stw110N. At the 'ame tune, former are inkre~tt:"d , 11 forniin~ .i Politicul r n~1:oy1·c 11f ·• ~-fhur :\'aut1lus allege Seit nct Hnr. r '-licil't"' an '>eir g u\ked t! it t H 11 tht \.\<trt m1"tr<:"ated. to cont alt <·1tl1t r KJren Rt c 1..., or Stt\ e I' • il'ttt' ~h 1rp \o\d!> firul h) 24-Hour Thoriias ,ll'' .. .l' t•!U 1 c nth• aftn that cmn p lll\ JC- .P'ht ' ur i.· ,rr•t ·I•. h£ r fornwr The tud r,t~ \\ 111 I n cp11r ·~ t• haH n_ 1,0• c r cf I\ r 11 r,th~ Exertech 1<1d CO!'"ph·t~ J I . J er t ~tef ru.u f\ 1'1

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qualit) programs and instruC'lion. She now \vorks qS a salesperson at the Highline Athletic Club m Littleton. "'It was a dictatorship," Sharp said. "NautilITT does not ha ve a ny respect for a person's rights." .Man) employees were fired without warnin~ anp without i:eac;on. she said. For example, the manager who fired her, Gus Thomas. wa~ f,,..,,.i hecnuse the club was dirtv, Sh1r l About· the mcmhers. Sharp ~.aid that. "t~. l , \• 'autilm) just put them on the Nautilus machine~ and ran them through like· cattle. Thev didn't care if the\ bencfitted trom tL •. Rabinoff ~aid that this ~ind of thing rnuld be prevented· hv the industrv. "It ·happens in jll';t' about any health club that doesn't reouire kno\vledgrnbl» and qualified m~tructors," Ratimoff ,aid. The pn'\1dc nt of 24- Hour Nautilus, Dale Be!:!;~s. refu,ed to retun phone • <..ahs to gn e hi company's side ,f the

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MSC's Economic Impact to be Studied by Tom Smith Reporter, The Metropolitan

MSC President Paul Magelli has commissioned Professor Lynde Gilliam of Metro's Economic Department to conduct a study of the college's economic impact in the greater Denver area. Metto provides a product (education) just like any other business. And like other businesses, Metro uses resources from the area. Some of those. resources are employees; including teachers, some students and maintenance personnel. All of these people receive wages, which they spend on clothing, food, shelter and entertainment, and thus effect economic life in the region. But MSC as an institution is also a consumer. Through the purchase of paper, pencils and other supplies from all over Denver, Metro creates jobs and further expendable income which has an impact on the financial well-being of the area. Gilliam is teaching an urban Economic's class, which gave him the idea for the study. At about the same time, President Magelli approached him with the proposal. A study such as this has not been conducted by anyone on the Metro campus for about 15 to 20 years, Gilliam said.

"Metro is a strong economic force in the metro area," he said. But when the public is asked about Metro, he said they know that MSC is a college, but are unaware of what impact the school has on the eeonomic environment in the Denver Metro Area. Gilliam will seek to identify and publicize just how much Metro does affect the region. As part of the study, Gilliam will be sending out surveys to teachers on the Auraria campus. Another idea he is toying with is picking classes at random and surveying them for information, which will be gathered and processed by Gilliam in conjunction with other departments on campus. Gilliam said he would like to see this type of work grow at the college. "I see a real bright future for Metro in getting involved in urban affairs," he said. Dr. Magelli is inte.rested in it also, he said. Dr. Magelli turned to the economic's department first because he is an economist by education. Gilliam said the study is natural because this is one of the many things that economists do for a living. The study should be completed by the end of the summer, Gilliam said. By then Gilliam would like to get the word out that Metro does have a large

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Memorial Opening an Awesome Sight by John Bright It was Veteran's Day, 1984 and a slight drizzle of rain fell in a steady pattern. My friend Dale and I were admire._ ing the autumn colors as we drove along the George Washington Memorial Parkway in Northern Virginia. This day would be a very special one for the men and women who served their country in war-torn - JI' Vietnam, a war with no front lines and · no distinguishable enemy. The drizzle had stopped and the gray overcast that prevailed set a somber mood within us as we neared the nation's capitol and our destination, the Vietnam Veterans Memorial. I was raised in Virginia, the scenic and historically preseved "Old Dominion," during an era of great testing of strength and allegiance for our country. Our family settled down only nine miles -from the nation's capitol in a somewhat rural area known as Great ~ Falls, Virginia-so named after the cascading waters on the Potomac River. My father was one of the many government employees who commuted from Virginia to work in the capitol region. As a typical kid of that time, one of the favorite neighborhood pastimes was playing army. My friend Mark, the son of a dairy farmer, and I

would make an assault on a nearby hill soon after school. The "battlefield" was everything an adventurous boy desired-tall oak trees, thick brush, a creek with steep embankments, and the hill (our objective) backed by a dense forest. At this very same time, there was another place_where"hills" were being taken - a place where many Americans gave their lives to gain control of them. Ham.burger Hill was one of countless bloody engagements against a foreign enemy determined to "unify" their country. I knew about Vietnam but I couldn't comprehend what was happehing there. It seemed so far away. Then a Special Forces Sergeant named Barry Sadler composed and sang the "Ballad 0£ Green Beret." It was an instant hit around the country and in our 6th grade class at Great Falls Elementary School. During break we would play the song over and over i again thinking how bad these Communist people must be. The CBS News with Walter Cronkite came on about the time my father made it home from work in Washington. I remember the daily casualty rate being reported somewhat like the latest stock quotes. This quote always increased as the weeks dragged on in Vietnam. Meanwhile, Washington became a focus for many

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by Keith Levise "High antics are to be favored o'er high treason"

-Thomas O' Jefferson 1967 Catch this one. The rabble rousers in Washington are saying "America is back-an upbeat mood, and go man go!" What they aren't saying is that a new era of social unrest is a definite part of the bargain. Call it a political, economic, or communist upheaval; criticism can't turn the cosmic tide. That we might all prepare for this great illum~nation, the following suppositions are hereby advanced. · While the flower children (quietly) guard the moral imperative, love beads and incense, for sure, it is the mission of a traditional hippie to spread the word. Rememberin_g, of course, that politics and pizzazz is what separates a hippie

. If They Only Knew from a yippie, and that a haircut and a job transforms a yippie to a dippie, we _'! should be cognizant of the root term hip. A trusty old definition from 1968 is "to be turned on and tuned in; to know the score. Though to be hip doesn't necessarily mean that one has to drop out of straight society." According to this definition, a young republican (is there truly such a thing?) could theoretically be two thirds of the way to completi'on of the traditional three stage cycle, providing she or he is A) having a consciousness or mind-expanding ,. experience by any 9r all means, and B) is illuminating her environment (from within) in terms of the good and the bad aspects of reality; or some facsimile thereo£ . . . two-thirds there/ Well, praise the lord and pass the ammunition. We can run th~ rabble out by sundown, remembering of course that in the U.S., where hogwash is swill and swill is swell: "Peace is still peace, brma is still happening. A roach is but a roach, ' and busted is busted. " America is back. If they-0nly knew. •

The Met Lauded for Handling of COntroVersy I have never seen a reac.tion to anything in The Metropolitan like the reaction to the Vietnam coverage. I thought that this campus was firmly in the grip of apathy and lethargy. I'm surprised and pleased that someone out there actually reads The Met and has reactions to and opinions on the content. Me tool First. The Metropolitan is here to provide a " . .. publicatio.n for the students of the Auraria Campus ... " The Met prints news and items of interest for ALL the students. That's an audience of 30,000 and it's a very diverse one. The Met also provides an environment for students to acquire experience in journalism, graphic arts, editing, photography and newspaper production. The entire staff is made up of stud~nts. Generally, they are novices in newspaper work. They are learning by applying all that classroom "stuff' in actual practice. They learn from one another and they learn from their mistakes. I suggest to students Anderson, Gabrisch, Ulbinsky and Johnson that if you want a prof~onal inoffensive production, go elsewhere. Try the News or the Post or even try the Christian Science Monitor, if you can handle it. If you are interested in helping The Met become a better paper try constuctive criticism. Point out what you don't like to the editor and his staff. Do it in person, don't hide and don't forget to tell them what you like about The Met too. There are other avenues for criticism. The Board of Publications, The Student Affairs Board and. Student Government are all places that will listen and do something about your valid complaints. I realize it's easier to bitch and it's more fun. How about volunteering at The Met? They could always use a good copy editor. Second. The First Amendment, Messrs. Anderson and Ulbinsky, guarantees yon the freedom of expression. It does not "protect" you or what you say from those who express themselves by saying that your opinions suck canal water. A newspaper editor can express himself that way and so can I. What you say isn't sacred, your right to say it is. I expect every U.S. citizen to know that, let alone college students. Kevin Vaughan did not violate your First Admendment rights. In fact, he fur~ered them by printing your letters. ;fhird. All this controversy about the Vietnam coverage just shows that we, as a nation, don't know why we were there. There is even a division of opinion among the Vietnam Vets. After all this time, we're still arguing. I think the argument now is between those who would like to forget the bad experience and those who refuse to let the experience be forgotten. I think we shouldn't forget. Especially now that our leaders are split on the Nicaraguan issue. It seems we face the same dilemma. We should talk about Vietnam and its effects on all of us. We should never let discussion of those experiences be confined to secret talks in an elite veterans club, as Mr. Ulbinsky suggests. We should not ignore our Vietnam past or its victims because of our shame, our loss or our confusion. Next. A college setting is an ideal situation for the discussion of old and new ideas and issues. But that doesn't really happen around here. The Metropolitan

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should be the leader in those discussions, by inviting input from the campus community both as formal articles and as letters to the editor. If it takes making people mad to get their reactions and to get di~ogue started, then The Met should make people mad. The Met does a good job. Since I've been here the paper has become less bland and less boring. The Met concentrates more on impo~ant campus issues than it used to. I would like to see The Met bite the hands that feed it though by going after the Board of Pubs, SAB and Student Government. The current expose articles, mostly by Michael Ocrant, go after safe subjects. Expose victims can't get back at the paper. I understand that aspiring editors have to play politics to get the. job. But if reporters want to play Jack Anderson, then they should go all the way out on the limb. . Last. Military air power has never achieved what its proponents have claimed, with the exception of local tactical superiority. When you hear Vietnam "aviator" brag about all the blasting they can do, Kevin, remember that we still lost the Vietnam War. Therapeutically Dave Sutherland

Honor and Pain

I support the red, white and blue

even if it does m&zn a little more red covering the ground, -spilling out of soldier's bodies. I believe in the red, white and blue

even when the white darkness is all some will ever see. I trust the red, white and blue

even though the iced blue resembles frozen corpses in muddy trenches. I will carry the red, white and blue

with me always and so will they. Zarette Sawyer

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Source Claims· Inaccuracy; Disavows Quotes Dear Sir: Contrary to what Betsy Cable was quoted as saying in the article on the MSC LD Program May 1 in The Metropolitan, the Learning Disabilities Program at MSC has served LD students whose disablilities range from moderate to severe. By law the presence of learning disabilities cannot by itself prevent students from entering a college or university, regardless of whether the institution has open or restricted enrollment. In fact, an estimated five to 10 percent of any post secondary student population is learning disabled. These students have average or above average intelligence, some with IQ's higher than 85 percent of the populaion at large. The crux of the issue in having DACC provide academic services for MSC LD students is not the credibility of the DACC Program, for it is sound. Certainly tpe program is different from MSC's, but then the two year community college students have different needs than those at MSC, as reflected in the differing goals and missions of the two schools. Rather, the concern I have heai:d repeatedly voiced by MSC LD students is that they are admitted to MSC, meeting requisite entrance requirements and·desiring a four year degree, only to be referred out of MSC to DACC to have their academic needs met. More than three credit hours of help would be. needed from DACC to help MSC LD students. Some of these courses are not learning disabilities specific but virtually all of them do not transfer to MSC as either elective or required credits. Thus, as handicapped students, the MSC LD student could be furthe.r penalized · by having to spend additional time and money to resolve learning barriers created "by their specific learning disabilities and being.asked to do so in a way that further slows down the completion of a four year degree program. Other academic services essential to the adjustment of LD students would not be easily coordinated by DACC, particularly those that require the close interfacing of MSC faculty with the LD program. On May 2, I 4ii~ussed_with Dr. Ken Rager the credit hour cost for LD students. ' The $121 figure should be adjusted down to approximately $106. This figure includes cost,s2uch as the use of Code 11 workstudy {financial aid) students, which, alone, totals to approximately $8,000 per academic year. Clearly, an LD Program will be more expensive than dealing with students in the regular

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classroom, as represented by the $35 cr~dit ·hour cost figure for business students. Finally, I would like to correct three misquotes in particular made of me in the May 1 article. First, the statement "Students have to be found extremely deficient to be referred to DACC" was taken out pf context. I gave this answer in response to an inquiry as to whether or not I had referred MSC LD students out of the MSC program to DACC's. As it reads, it appears that this statement refers to all DACC LD program students, which was not my intention. The statement "It (DACC support services) prepares them for a community college education" in an incorrect quote. Finally, I did not state that all MSC LD students have I Q's above the 85th percentile, as it appears to have been said in the quote. Sincerely, • Eva 0. Dyer Director, Learning Disabilities Program Eva Dyer said it best, "It's been a political ye~r." And in such turmoil it can be difficult to report activities fairly. We listen to everyone- and strive to print the facts accuratly. DACC says Marlyn Goranson has never been through its LD program. Dyer says she was misquoted. After a review of our reporter's notes, we stand by our .story. The Metropolitan

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Memorial: Opening Impacted Many cont. from page 5 memorial. As the afternoon continued gray and overcast we saw many vets searching for old buddies. Some carried signs with their former units announced in big letters: "Charlie Company, 5/7th, Camp Evans, 1st Air Cav." The all too familiar "boonie hat" worn in the jungles of Vietnam adorned the heads of many vets-some with Purple Hearts and other medals pinned carefully on. All branches of service were represented that day. There was the helicopter pilot and the medic, the jet fighter, mechanic and the infantryman. All were here for this special day of remembrance of their buddies and comrades who didn't make it back. Veterans met and introduced each other. Conversations were sometimes boisterous and at other times quiet and reflective. "What unit were you with, bro?" "Hey d.ude, that A.O. (area of operations) was hot, there was beaucoup (pronounced boo-coo, meaning many) V.C. in that zonel" The huge gathering at the memorial attracted a few that had previously demonstrated against the war. One of the individuals carried a sign stating, "No more Vietnams." That one drew some attention when the longhaired fellow with looks reminiscent of the '60s walked by a trio of vets in conversation. A big bearded vet let him know he didn't appreciate his presence.

It was time for President Reagan to dedicate this memorial to the Vietnam veteran. The first dedication on Memorial Day, 1984, had been for the black marble wall and the 58,000 names engraved on it. Many vets had left that day depressed and feeling there was still something missing. Then a sculpter named Frederick E. Hart produced a beautiful clay model of three servicemen. The three really epitomized the American G .I. serving in Vietnam. The slightly larger than life statue depicted the soldiers as just coming back from an operation somewhere in the jungle. One wears the infamous "boonie hat" with an M-00 Machine gun slung over his shoulder, another wears the flak vest unzipped as the climate made it too uncomfortable, and the other has a towell hanging from his neck and carries the M-16 rifle. The statue received full approval and-was-placed across the lawn in a grove of trees near the wall. The three servicemen now look over to their comrades, the 58,000, as if to guard them - that no one would ever do them harm again.

From where many of us stood, we couldn't see the president and a certain hush fell over the crowd as he began to speak. I turned to look around at the thousands of veterans and their families grasping the moment, concentrating on

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Mountain-only because of their-'!'_ bravery am I here today . .. " I approached the statue again of the three American soldiers looking across toward the wall. It was very 路 impressive. The crowd just stood to admire and take pictures. One disable<} vet sat next to the statue in his wheelchair. Many vets stayed a long time taking in the moment. It had been a long battle on the homefront and their recognition was finally coming about. ~ Before I moved on I paused to take V picture of the various patches, pins, and fla~ representing some of the units in Vietnam that were placed at the foot of the statue. A couple of POWI MIA bracelets sat amid the collection. These were worn by people_back home in support of the Americans being held captive. I wondered if the person engraved on that bracelet made it home. Probably not. I thought it ironic that Jimmy Carter, on his first day in office, would grant the 200,000 draft dodgers a fu.lil. pardon when there were still r碌en missing and unaccounted for who had served their country in Vietnam. There were a countless number of veterans in our own country, I might add, that were trying to rebuild their lives with no help from our government. The draft dodgers got a free ride back with no questions asked. They didn't have to do time or any civil service. The vet did his time and came home without an arm or a leg. Others arrived in a box. Where do the priorities lie? You tell,.. me. I remember after President Reagan made his speech to the veterans that brisk fall day in Washington. As the band played the "Star Spangled Banner," I had glanced to my right and noticed a somber looking veteran; small in stature but standing tall, with his old fatigues and "boonie hat" pulled low over his head. He stood at attention, holding his salute to the flag, an individual among the thousands that day. Instinctively, I raised by camera seeing a moment in history to capture but something said "NO" within me. This was his moment and no one would take it from him. D

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England in 1947 wasn't exactly the most joyous of countries to live in. What with the empire crumbling ·and food rationing continuing at home, life could be downright depressing; especially when the aim of society·was still to maintain the imperial, stiff upper lip facade. A Private Function takes a satirical, ·tongue-in-cheek look at England's postwar era, when the rah-rah newsreel propaganda of "fair shares for all," was circumvented by th~ black

market and an upper-crust society that wasn't about to sha.re hard times with the "commoner." Gilbert Chilvers (Michael Palin of Monty Python fame) makes his living in some nameless Yorkshire town as a chiropodist (foot doctor) . He bicycles around town trimming the toenails and commenting on the pedal features of . his customers. He is seemingly unaffected by the contrast in standard of living between his upper-crust patients and his own middle-class lifestyle. His only ambition is fo open his office in town where he can display a giant plaster cast of a foot. Given Palin's madcap background in Monty Python, it's almost disconcerting to see him being the rather ordinary wimp that Gilbert Chilvers is. I kept waiting for some loony Pythonesque humor to issue forth as he looked up the legs of his female patients while he dilligently trimmed their toenails. As Gilbert's wife Joyce, Maggie. Smith displays her usual commanding screen presence. In contrast to Gilbert, Joyce i~ not all content with her lot in life. Ber longing for the good life is constantly being reinforced by Gilbert:s innocent teporting of the goings on in the homes of the rich. Joyce feels she deserves the perks of a doctor's wife-even if her husband is a mere foot doctor. ·... .:~

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The most poetic player in the NBA took the low post and moved gracefully to the hoop. Swish! "Aaaalex Eeeenglish," gargled the announcer. "Time out Phoenix." English slipped _over to the bench, looking much like · tbe cartoon image of the Pfok Panther the scoreboard was comparing him to. The am:10uncer then said something _a bout Alex English's second book of poetry being on sale from all arena novelty vendors. Let's Share, by Alex English, was indeed on sale from· the same guys who were selling "Hey,-Moe, put in Joe" tee shirts. The audience, already buried in commercialism, was at a lo~ to comprehend that a scoring machine could have the soul of a poet. The ddminant impression seemed to be that it didn't matter if English.could deliver onomatopoeia off the rebound, or even if he could spell his own name. own name. However, if he could loft the bas~et ball into the air and will its trajectory over Larry Nance and through the hoop, he would become a greater hero than, T.S. Eliot-at least to diehard Nuggets' fans. The heat of the moment had put a 'dumb jock' label on Alex English. The timing and the marketplace were all wrong to support the artist in lieu of the sports star. Something else was wrong. Basketball is a poetic spo_rt-fluid, graceful, ironic, emotional; but what of the players? Poets have been immortalized as tortured individuals who suffer for their art. So when a man.comes along who is making a superstar salary, people begin to wonder how much suffering he has endured. There are other types of poetry than lamentive and mournful. Poets don't need to suffer from 'Sylvia Plath Syndrome' to be good. Not that there is . anything wrong with Plath's poetry, ·but reading too much of it could lead to suicidal tendencies . . Reading too much of Alex English's poetry could lead to a terminal smile. English has a fresh 'c' est la vie' -, attitude that turns sour quickly. While he shows a wide range of emotion and understanding, from seasoned philosopher, to playful child, to exotic vagabond, his verse lacks passion, and has a rather matter-of-fact tone. Perhaps professional basket.Pall has gilded English. Even when he deals with death in his poem, "Harry's End," he toys with it and tries to make us think he has more sensitivity than his writing suggests. He writes "that nothing stops the hunter death" and ,y_ goes on with "hope you (Harry) enjoyed every minute of your life." It's nice to see such loving memory, but it seems automatic when he includes such easy phrases as "shocked me" and "saddened me". English's short poems are his best. In them he brings out his loving-father side with a personal flair and makes his

The rain's just stopped & everything smells of wet asphalt. Puddles make me thipk of how coloring books were hoarded for days just such as this. My mother never baked. Something about an umbrella makes everyman feel British. He swings it, punches elevator buttons, & raps on doors with it; it feels natural. For a moment, just before rainstop, there was such force, such frenzy in its crazy cascading, that I closed my umbrella, looked to the grey sky with my mouth open'-tongue outstretched& drank the tasteless drops-thinking of whalesongs (rainsongs).

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Viva 'Los Lobos' by Ken Cole Special to The Metropolitan

"Who's Los Lobos?" the leathered and spiked kid who was walking by, asked as I stood in line at the Rainbow Music Hall last Thursday night. "Well, they play rock," I replied, "but then they also use an accordian and sing half their songs in Spanish." He looked puzzled. "Do they play metal?" he asked. I spotted the Twisted Sister button on his jacket. . "Oh, heavy metal? No." I said. The only thing heavy about Los Lobos might be the weight of some of the members in the band. The only metal they play is what's in their instruments. Their music isn't easily categorized, but they showcased it wonderfully in a rousing set last week at the Rainbow. · Los Lobos' show was as diverse as their material. The 90 minute plus set featured a fusion of basic rock'n'roll, country/folk sounds, and southern blues, all served up with Los Lobos' distinctively progressive style and sound. After a spirited and innovative opening performance by Denver's Tony Roam, Los Lobos took the stage and launched into the title track from their debut album "How Will the Wolf Survive?," a lovely, allegorical countrywestern ballad about the fate of the wolf. Following a couple of rockers from their upcoming album, the band again slowed the pace with "A Matter of

Time," a rhythm and blues laced lament delivered with heart breaking sincerity by guitarist David Hildalgo. Part of Los Lobos versatility stems from the distinctive vocals of Hildalgo and guitarist Caesar Rosas. Hildalgo sings with A clarity and strength that borders on operatic. Rosas, with equal power and technique, can belt out rock and blues along with the best. Following a searing versiqn of the bluesy "Don't-Worry Baby," the group did a medley of familiar, and not so familiar, traditional Mexican folk songs to end their performance. Los Lobos played with a relaxed stage presence and tight sound acquired from over ten years of playing dive bars, weddings, high school parties, and Southern California punk clubs. Musically, the band is a mixture of American rock'n'roll cros5 bred with traditional Mexican and southwestern rhythms. Hildalgo plays the accordian on many of the songs, while Rosas uses several Mexican stringed instruments such as the jarana, the guitarron, and the bajo sexto, all favorites of mariachi bands. Several of the songs in the show were delivered in Spanish, allowing Hildalgo and Rosas to display some incredibly harmonious singing. Los Lobos' distinctive sound was an outgrowth of their east Los Angeles roots. Four of the five band members: guitarists Rosas and Hildalgo, bassist Conrado Lozano, and drummer Louie Perez, all grew up in east Los Angeles and still reside there. Sax player Steve Berlin jo.!_nf'.d_.the band last year after

"Los Lobos" guitarist Caesar Rosas quitting The Blasters. Tony Roam, a group with a sound as equally distinctive and fresh as Los Lobos, opened the Rainbow show. Their music is also slightly tinged with country and Western influences, yet integrated into a new rock format. Roam opened with "Whatever happened to My Train?" a muse on the continually evolving demise of the railroads. Vocalist/guitarist Doug Shelburn, formerly with The Pink, provided strong vocals on the tune. Their performance of "Vacation" highlighted the subtle sarcasm and social commentary of the song's lyrics. The band has produced a video of "Vacation" which can be seen on Channel 12's Teletunes show. "Cowboy in the City of God" and "Aye Yi Yi Yi" were highlights of the

set, showcasing the songwriting strengths of Shelburn and lead guitarist Lee Woo. Woo's mandolin lead on "Aye Yi Yi Yi" was wonderful, even though it was butchered by poor sound mixing on the part of the leading act's sound man. Tony Roam 's keyboardist Pat Nowicki and drummer Dale VanLewen provide a strong base for the band. both are able to handle the shifting beat and rhythms which add interest to Tony Roam's material and keep the band from sounding the same on every song-a frequent trait. of many local bands. Look for Tony Roam around town. The band's eclectic and strikingly original sound holds forth the promise for injecting some freshness into an often stale local music scene. 0

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MSC Baseball Televised Metro State vs. Denver University Wed., May 15, 8 p.m. ATC Lit- Mon., May 20, 7:30 p.m., ATC tleton, Ch. 8. Wheatridge, Ch. 9, and Wed., May 22, 8:30 p.m. Thurs., May 16, 8 p.m., ATC Littleton (Ch. 8 ), Wheatridge (Ch. Announcers: Michael Klahr, play 9), Thornton, (Ch. 4), and North- by play and Gene Blish_, color glenn (Ch. 4). commentary.

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Student Takes First Place Allen Seals, a handicapped student from MSC, placed first in the discus throw last weekend at the 13th annual Rocky Mountain Wheelchair Games, hosted by MSC. m:· Seal is now qualified to compete in the 29th National Wheelchair games in Pennsylvania, June 7-9. Instead, he is "going to stay here and teach other people how to train for the games,..-Seals ·said. The wheelchair meets are held ·- throQghout the United States and provide a competitive opportunity for

wheelchair athletes. Selectipns are made after the nationals for an American team to compete in the International Games in Britain, July 28-Aug. 4. The British games attract wheelchair athletes from over 50 countries. In all the games the athletes are · classified to compete in a category biised on the medical classification system related to their disability. . The athletes compete in weight lifting, slalom, track and field, swimming, and table tennis.

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The two teams were tied 3-3 at the bottom of the sixth, when Mesa came back in the top of the seven.th and took over. Laura Semple took a double for Mesa on an error by MSC's third baseman mary Mungar. Lora Mick bunted, sending Semple to third, followed by a single down the left-field line, which scored Semple. The Mavericks won the game 4-3. Romero is proud of his team's 26-12 record, but he hopes to duplicate it next year, and go higher. "We were all disappointed," Romero said. "Winning, that's the name of the game. We're always close. I want to be the top guy." Mesa will advance to national in California, but Romero is plotting his strategy for next year. "I am looking so forward to next year," Romero said. 0

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The MSC men's baseball team began the season with a lot of potential, but saw it begin to fade when it displayed a 9-13-1 record at the start of April. Its power hitters weren't conecting and its polish was taldng on a tarnish. But the shine beamed through. The Roadrunners came back to win 16 of their next 22 games, and started breaking school records-three altogether-and tying two. But after this weekend when the team travels to Silver City, N.M., for the NAIA District VII playoffs, the Roadrunners can expect to have nine records in their pockets-if all goes well. One of the reasons for the team's turnaround is the development of the infield. Second baseman Shawn Hoben has mastered the pivot; while sqortstop Keith Schulz completes the perfect combination for the double play. Hoben has broken the school record for times at bat, and is one hit away from breaking the most-hits-in-aseason record. He is also tied with Ronn Wells for the team's best batting average with a .381. Another reason for the turnaround is the versatility of relief pitcher/first baseman Ronn Wells. He has had to fill COPYING •

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The Office of Information and Referral Services, Aurarla Student Assistance Center In Classroom Bulldlng, Suite 108 can assist students with rental llstlngs to meet Individual needs and Interests. Ask us bout living In a residence hall at a local resldentlal campuslll Call 556-3474 for further Information. SAVE TU PICA! Thl11111aH a luny, shy but lrttnclly mrsuplll rne•llles th NNt (I.e. Meat's feot oil, else INlnlerl111 on extlnctlolll, us • rather lolld and rallCOlll mtllll cry rt111lnlscent et third .,..,, ...,,.... nHn .,.. desk . . Tiiey nest .............. dlnctlJ -..u. cyllll*ical weod stncbHI, 11111811y t1I•..•• ..... or flllC9 ,.m, .- are 4aetMJ afnW et ...,.._ slMllar .... 11111 . . . . Im ,.. Cllltrtllldlon·ne ...,., cash, cntlt cards or bettlecaps, ......... P.O. lo1 4115-57, Im. 155, Dnwar 0.5. (Opanlll1 Soan), De.war, CO 80204. "'-* ,... for )'HI' ............

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SERVICES YEAR·ROUND BOOKKEEPING AND TAX SER· VICE for: Small Business People, Independent Contractors, Direct Salespeople. Entertainers. Non-residents ... and Everyday people. Call Jay Klein & Assoc. at 595-7763. 5/8

PHOTOGRAPHER FOR HIRE ALL JOBS accepted. very reasonable rates, professional quality work. Call Beagle at 776-6621 evens. or leave message at 556-2507 518.) POTENTIAL MALE/FEMALE MODELS-Turned· off by expensive studio photographers for those Initial shots? Call Jim 777-9685 or 556-6353 for Info on my reasonable rotes. ~/8

MR. TOM'S "EXPERT LEATHER CARE" Brief cases. gun holsters. golf shoes and most other leather items. 534-0635. 1701 Wynkoop. 518 REDUCE •ALLEVIATE STRESS A therapeutic massage Is the key to relaxation & sense of well being. Special student rates. Center for Health & Well Being. David Carrasco, 321-3242. 5/8 RETIRED COUPLE AVAILABLE for housesltting June 1. Fine background, non-smokers, no pets. 793-0146 5/8 TYPING-Accurate and Reasonable Call Sandl-234-1095 5/8 MACKEY SECRETARIAL SERVICES 337-6136. Aurora. Typing-Papers and Resumes. 5/8

'NEED TERM PAPERS TYPED? Coll for fast, professional service. 663-6100. 607 Corona. ~p~4~< 518 WORD PROCESSING (IBM): reports. letters. resumes. theses. Letter quality printer. many features. Spelling, grammar. punctuation checked. $2.00/page. ONE DAY SERVICE. Wordflow. 337-7445, Aurora. 5/8 WORD PROCESSING OR TYPING Term Papers. Resumes. etc. Accurate and reasonable. 23 yrs. experience. Littleton area. SHERRY 794-3047-Home. 5/8 PROFESSIONAL HEADUNES/KROY LETTERING for many papers, resumes. flyers. slides. presentations. Many sizes and styles. S.20/prlnted Inch. Layout $6.00/half hour. Wordflow. 337-7445. Aurora.· 5/8 ELIMINATE SLOPPY TYPINGlll Flawless reports. research papers. resumes from my word processor. S1 per page and up. 744-7919. 5/8 -RESEARCH · PAPERS! 306-page catalog-15,276 topics! Rush $2.00 Research. 11322 Idaho 1206MB Los Angeles. 90025. (213) 477 -8226. 518 CUSTOM WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHY-You design. package. and price your album. Coll 360-0149 for your FREE planning guide and a beautiful brochure on wedding photography. 5/8 PROCESSING IBM Equipment used. notes Justification. Subscripts. & many other features. S1. 75 per double spaced page. CAii 286-7263 5/8

SECRETARIAL EXPRESS Word Processlng/75 cents page-up. editing/proofing. ONE DAY SERVICE. 753- 1189, 771-9287. 518

PROFESSIONAL TYPING. 15 years experience. Term papers, resumes. letters. Spelling cind grammar Included. Coll 795-0346 . 518 KEEP SAKE WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHY I shoot. you keep negs. Don't get burned by 500 percent markups. Dependable.Top quail-. ty, Reasonable flat rate. Call Jim 556-6361 or 777-9685. 5/8

STUDENT PAINTERS ENTERPRISES Fast, Inexpensive. quality work. interior. exterior. free estimates. Dave Colson 433-0468/Bob Haas 830-1069. 518

, HOUSING TWO BEDROOM APARTMENT FOR RENT (LEASE) Non-smoker . clean quiet . Yard/garden, carpet, laundry hook-ups. $300/month plus utilities plus deposit. 935-4100 Available NOWI 518

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FREE ROOM AND BOARD Exchanged for 12 hours/week of afternoon/evening child care. Non-smoker-drinker. Southeast. Own transportation. Dr. Fox, 388-5911 or 773-3690. 5/8

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2 ROOMMATES WANTED to share 4 bedroom house. 1530 Fillmore . Yard. garden, fireplace, laundry, 2 baths. SPACE. 1 /3 $450/utllltles. $50 .deposit. David 322-6391. 5/8 COLUMBUS APARTMENTS Great 1 bedroom In lovely older building in Northwest Denver . Close to transportation . Reasonable rent. Adults only. Manager 455-3637 or 573-6615. 5/8 70 OGDEN. Fantastic 1 bedroom, pool. sauna. good area. adults only. Manager 744-6229 or 573-6815. 5/8

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DO YOU HAVE THE RIGHT STUFF? 7-day White Water Gulde School. Employment Opportunity Summer Season. Contact M. Wilson 399-6669. 5/8 WHEN SCHOOL IS OUT ... Work Temporary Throughout Denver. Six months work experience. References and a phone required. Office Specialists. 6704 Yates Drive, Westmln'ster. 426-1437. 5/8 SUMMER JOBS Immediate openings with top wages, references and driving required. Mothers-helpers. housekeepers, companions. grounds keepers. Live In or out. CollTGIF465-4103. 5/8 Need a summer fob? Have secretarial skills? Like variety? THEN CALL US. Tip-Top Temps, Inc. Denver. 759-8367 518 PHOTOGRAPHER'S MODEL Attractive female needed to help create photographs of mood, emotion. and romance. Weekend shoots. Hourly compensation. Jim Mclean, 699-2191 , evenings. 5/8 • •- ,..

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PATIENTS WANTED for investlgational gas permeable (breathing) contact lenses. designed to reduce light. sensitivity, burning, stinging and spectacle blur. Conforming to CFR-21-612 .76. For free consultation call 825-2500. 5/8

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MAY 1985

Readership Survey The Metropolitan is Asking You .Âˇ . . Another semester is ending,

to take some time and fill out this survey to let us know what you want from your Student Newspaper. Please use an additional sheet of paper if needed. Do you feel campus news has-been covered 1dequately/ln1dequately In THE METROPOUTAll? ,

Have you heard of events or issues that haven't been covered in the Newspaper?

and the Do you feel THE METROPOLITAN covers too much or too little of off-campus news?

verdict's still Would you like to

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more or less of feature type articles in the Newspaper?

Do you feel that the Entertainment section of THE METROPOUTAN covers events effectively? Do you feel that the Sports section of THE METROPOLR'AN covers campus sports effectively?

you go, we'd like to know if you enjoyed the

How would you describe the photographic content of THE METROPOLITAll? Entertaining, informative, diverse, adequati or inadequate?

Do you feel the piper 1s a whole is informative? Do you feel the topics have been c0vered fairly? If you were the editor, what would you change?

Do you think the format of the paper is attractive? Does the format make it easy to read? I

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show .. . The completed surveys will be given to the new Editor. This is your opportunity to give us feedback.

"I am pleased with the

forqJ.at." "I would never try to be . " ed1tor. "Some reporters seem partial at times." ''More controversy. "