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JULY 19, 2017
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Davidson takes point
MSU Denver welcomes new president By Carly Hollinshead
really captivating,” Davidson said
chollin3@msudenver.edu
about MSU Denver students after her first visit to the campus.
Janine Davidson’s tenure
“I remember texting my
as MSU Denver’s President
military assistant back in D.C.
starts on July 24. After leaving
saying there is something really
the White House in Jan. and
cool going on out here.”
surveying her options for the
Davidson plans to lay out
future, Davidson decided on MSU
her full vision for the school
Denver because of her past in
in September. “Davidson is all
Colorado and the buzz she was
about students,” said Joshua
hearing about the University.
Gardner, President of the Student
“Just the passion and the
Government Association.
energy that just extemporaneously
Continued on pg. 2
rolled off their tongues was
INSIDE NEWS Drama over healthcare bill in D.C. trickles down to Colorado. MSU Denver students grapple with new healthcare realities. | pg. 4
FEATURES Toddlers taught tolerance at local children’s bookshop. Drag queens lead storytime entertaining children of all ages. | pg. 5
OPINION Kid Rock, the new Donald Trump? From joke factory to fan art, the evolution of Rooster Teeth Productions. | pg. 6
SPORTS Summer means bike trails hit hard in Colorado mountains. Bike challenge brings the best to the slopes. Photo courtesy of MSU Denver
Janine Davidson, the new president of MSU Denver. Her tenure starts July 24, 2017.
| pg. 8
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JULY 19, 2017
MSU Denver welcomes new president BRIEFS >> Continued from front page
Disabled protesters plead not guilty Protesters from Americans Disabled Attendant Programs Today who staged a nearly 58 hour sit-in at Sen. Cory Gardner’s Denver office pleaded not guilty on Tuesday to trespassing charges. Activists from the disability rights organization staged the sit-in to protest the Senate healthcare bill and persuade Gardner to vote no. After initially allowing the protesters to stay, staff eventually called the police. Ten protesters were charged with trespassing and some were also charged with interfering with police. The group claims that their first amendment right to freely assemble and redress grievances before the government was violated. ADAPT protesters were arrested for a similar incident in January.
Protests expected at conservative conference United States Education Secretary Betsy DeVos will be in Denver Thursday to speak at the annual meeting of the American Legislative Exchange Council. Protests are expected to erupt over DeVos’ education agenda. ALEC, a conservative group, shares DeVos’ support for school choice and charter schools, as well as the use of tax dollars to pay for private schools through vouchers. DeVos has been critical of Denver Public Schools’ voucher system in the past. Colorado Senator Michael Bennet has extended an invitation to DeVos to visit DPS and learn more about the struggles they face, but it is unclear whether or not she will take him up on his offer. A “Denver RESISTS DeVos” protest will take place on July 19 outside of the state capital. Several teaching unions, including the Colorado Education Association, plan to attend this protest. Newt Gingrich is also scheduled to speak at the ALEC meeting, which takes place July 19-21.
she served as Undersecretary
According to MSU Denver
university in Colorado. The
it,” Davidson said.
of the Navy from 2016-2017.
MSU Denver has long been
Davidson’s work at the
lack of state funding is an issue that Davidson will address.
a progressive and innovative
Provost Vicki Golich, Davidson’s
Department of Defense taught
institution thanks in large part
“One of her big focuses is
dedication to students was
her the importance of constant
to Stephen Jordan’s tenure as
going to be not only fundraising
evident from the moment
dialogue when running complex
president, said Davidson. She
itself, but how we are able
she arrived in Denver for her
organizations such as a university.
is determined to build on all
to operate and survive with
of Jordan’s accomplishments
diminishing state funds,” said
interview. Unlike other candidates,
“If you have a really inclusive
Davidson arrived several days
process with everyone working
and thrust MSU Denver further
Michelle Lucero, the chair of the
early determined to talk with as
on the problem together, it
into the national spotlight.
MSU Denver Board of Trustees.
many students as possible. She
is so much more likely to
“put on a baseball cap, went
succeed,” Davidson said.
down to the Tivoli basement,
Faculty senate president
“We have been recognized better locally over the last 12
Matthew Makley said that
years, but now becoming more
Davidson must prioritize state-
and just sat there and talked to
communication with students,
recognizable both regionally
level conversations and remind
random students,” Golich said.
faculty and staff will allow her to
and nationally is the focus,”
those at the state and federal
be successful in her new role.
said Cathy Lucas, associate to
level of the value of an MSU
the president for Marketing and
Denver education. Many MSU
Davidson received her Bachelor of Science degree in architectural
She believes that regular
Ultimately, Davidson seeks
engineering from the University
to increase MSU Denver’s
Communications. Davidson’s
Denver students stay in the
of Colorado at Boulder as well
visibility both regionally and
reputation, as well as her contacts
Denver area after they graduate,
as a Master’s degree. She has a
nationally. Davidson and other
in Washington D.C. should help
so more funding for student
doctorate in international relations
faculty and staff hope to see
bolster MSU Denver’s reputation
success will inevitably lead
from the University of South
MSU Denver serve as a model
and visibility, according to Golich.
to a more successful city.
Carolina. She brings with her a
for student success to other
breadth of unique experiences:
universities across the country.
is severely underfunded according
at MSU Denver see a bright
as a pilot in the United States Air
MSU Denver has the opportunity
to George Middlemist, associate
future ahead under Davidson’s
Force, as a professor at George
to be innovative and creative.
vice president of Administration
leadership. “There is a lot of
and Finance. MSU Denver is
work to do,” Davidson said, “but
also the lowest state funded
I am anxious to get started.”
Mason University and served in the Pentagon. Most recently,
Higher education in Colorado
“Nobody else is doing it the way MSU is doing
Faculty, staff and students
Janine A. Davidson President Replaces Jordan, starts July 24.
Vicki Golich Provost and VP for Academic and Student Affairs Golich represents student affairs in the cabinet of the president. Her office works to promote learning conditions and potential for students through administrative means and generally push for goals oriented towards the benefit of the students.
Catherine Lucas
Steve Kreidler
Chief of Staff, Associate to
VP for Administration
the President for Marketing
and Finance
and Communications Kreidler advises the cabinet of
Colorado crime rate on the rise New crime statistics indicate that assaults against Colorado police officers and sheriff’s deputies have increased nearly 42 percent between 2012 and 2016. A swelling population, overall increase in crime, more interactions with the mentally ill, rising drug abuse and growing hostility toward police are among the reasons for the increase in assaults cited by law enforcement. Colorado’s general crime rate has increased as well. In 2016, the state’s overall crime rate rose 3.4 percent per 100,000 people, the Colorado Bureau of Investigation reported.
The marketing department
the president on issues pertaining
promotes awareness for MSU Denver in the community
to financial issues. His office
and public in general. Lucas is the chief of staff of the
oversees budget, finances and
department, and represents it in the president’s cabinet.
facilities for MSU Denver.
Matthew Makley
Michelle M. Lucero
Faculty Senate President
Chair of the Board of Trustees
Makley leads the MSU
The MSU Denver Board of
Denver Faculty Senate, who
Trustees is responsible for the
represents the faculty interests of
governance of the university.
the university. The 10 members,
The nine-member board is
including a representative
responsible for the allocation
from six of the school’s educational departments, work
of the university’s assets and resources. The members
on issues such as proposed changes in academics,
are appointed by the governor, and the members then
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JULY 19, 2017
Tensions rise in response to revised travel ban By Miriam Mimi Madrid
under the definition. Compaore
about handling these situations
mayala3@msudenver.edu
is wary of the government
with a plan,” Clark said.
redefining familial structures. Revised travel restrictions
Leigh Eleazer works
Clark encourages travelers to stay informed, be prepared
under President Donald Trump’s
as the coordinator in the
and communicate often
Executive Order 13780, most
International Student Support
especially when regulations
widely known as the travel ban,
office and exclusively helps
change in the snap of a finger.
continue to decrease refugee
international students who
A visible change in the new
admission into the US.
are F-1 and J-1 visa holders.
provisions is Iraq’s removal from
On March 6, President Trump
“Not a single one of my
the list of banned countries.
signed the new order, titled
students should be directly
Another is the clarification
Protecting the Nation from Foreign
impacted by this, but a vast
of the bona fide relationship
Terrorist Entry, as a modification
majority of them who are
provision. This definition came
of the first one signed on Jan. 27.
traveling over the summer are
after a District Court in Hawaii
very worried,” Eleazer said.
co-petitioned with Ismail Elshik
Six Muslim-majority countries remain on the travel ban including
While Eleazer does not
and his Syrian mother-in-law
Iran, Libya, Somalia, Sudan,
currently have students from the
Syria and Yemen. Individuals
banned countries, she asserted
from these countries can only
that there are refugee, asylum
reduced the number of allowable
travel to the US if they can
seekers and immigrant students
refugees admitted to the US from
prove they possess a ‘bona fide’
impacted by the ban on campus.
110,000 to 50,000, and blocks
relationship with the country. Jessica Compaore, MSU
Individuals with approved visas
seeking entry into the country. The revised order also
refugees entering from Syria
such as journalists, students,
indefinitely. As of June 30, the
Denver senior and former officer
employees and vetted lecturers are
State Department reported 49,225
for the African Student Union, said
not barred under the revised order.
refugee admissions into the US.
students from East Africa, mostly
Anthony Clark, a senior at MSU
Data released by the Photo by Miriam Mimi Madrid | mayala3@msudenver.edu
from Somalia, were frustrated,
Denver working in the Airport
Cato Institute, a public policy
irritated, shocked and devastated.
Infrastructure Management
research organization, showed
Division at Denver International
that no individual Syrians and
the point of being on the Auraria
Airport said the provisions
Libyans have been convicted of
Campus? I can’t have my family
rolled out under the new order
attempted or realized terrorist
here and I’m being discriminated
were better planned than the
attacks on US soil between 1975
uncomfortable she does not think
for our students, especially
for my religion,” Compaore said.
chaos created by the first
and the end of 2015. Only 17
people should start turning on
if it appears they are being
travel ban back in January.
of 580 individuals convicted of
each other. Eleazer agreed that
attacked,” Ezealer said.
terrorist-related offenses come
the campus should foster a safe
from the countries on the list.
environment for all students,
scheduled oral arguments on
domestic and international alike.
the case after their summer
“I want to leave college. What’s
Parents, spouses, children and siblings are considered bona fide
“Luckily, President Trump
relationships under the category
mentioning this early in his
of close familial relationships.
campaign trail helped people
However, grandparents and other
think about the ‘what if?’ I’m
President Trump and the
close relatives are excluded
sure airports were thinking
travel ban is making everyone
Although Compaore said
Anthony Clark, president of American Association of Airport Executives, spoke about the revised travel restrictions under Executive Order No.13780 signed on March 16.
“All of us as educators have
The Supreme Court
recess ends in October.
the responsibility to stand up
Republicans tank healthcare replacement bill By James Bofenkamp
people would be more willing to
it grew more unpopular. On the
jbofenk1@msudenver.edu
pay into something if they had
night of July 17 the bill died after
the option,” Beckwith said.
facing Republican defections
The GOP’s American Health
MSU Denver student Dan
from Sens. Mike Lee of Utah and
Care Act of 2017, which had the
Reuteur asked the core question
potential to impact many lower
at the heart of the debate. “Should
income students, stalled due to
everyone pitch in a little bit, to help
individual mandate, which is part
opposition from inside the party.
everyone out, or should people be
of the ACA that requires everyone
on their own for their own issues?”
to have insurance or pay a fine.
“Regretfully, it is now
Jerry Moran from Kansas. The AHCA would remove the
apparent that the effort to repeal
He answered his own question.
Since the GOP is keeping the
and immediately replace the
“I have a preference more
pre-existing condition protections
failure of Obamacare will not
towards–pay a little bit now to help
the party needed to find a way
be successful,” McConnell said
everyone out. That way, when you’re
to motivate people to stay on
in a statement on Twitter.
in that position, and a lot less able to
insurance. The solution they settled
work, you can have that support.”
on was that if for more than two
Stephen Monaco, director of the Health Center, said that the
The AHCA was refined in Photo from Flickr
most impactful change to students who get insurance through their
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell.
parents is that spending caps
months customers did not have
the Senate behind close doors.
insurance, they would need to wait
Senate Majority Leader Mitch
for six months after getting a new
McConnell wanted to vote the
plan for it to come into effect.
would return. This means that an
Last year, there were 2,800. The
more controversial benefits like
bill through before the July 4
insurance company only has to
AHCA would lower the top-end
substance use disorder services
recess. The rapid pace that was
students are those who are on the
cover a certain amount of health
income level necessary to qualify
are also covered. This would
forced on the bill was described
Student Health Insurance Plan, or
care costs. For instance, if a plan
for Medicaid. It seems likely that
permit insurance customers more
as “kind of scummy,” by MSU
SHIP. Monaco intends to keep EHB
had an annual cap any medical
the 2,000 extra students would no
choice in what they want to pay
Denver student Abbie Beckwith.
coverage for SHIP and predicts that
expenses over that cap would need
longer be eligible for medicaid.
for. However, it would also drive
However, after pushback
the plan will become more popular.
to be covered by the student.
prices up for some of the less
from multiple senators, including
“We will ensure that the
remove the ACA’s requirement
popular sections of the EHB, and
Colorado Sen. Cory Gardner who
EHB will be maintained in SHIP
the Affordable Care Act there were
that plans cover essential health
some may not even be offered.
had not yet had a chance to read
regardless of what they do in
800 students who were taking nine
benefits, which include popular
the bill, the vote was delayed until
D.C.,” Monaco guaranteed.
or more credit hours on Medicaid.
things like hospitalization. However,
According to Monaco, before
Furthermore, the AHCA will
Another common group of
“It would be better to have the option. Because then, I feel like
after the recess. During this delay
OPINIONS
JULY 19, 2017
5
Kid Rock runs for U.S. Senate
K
id Rock promises to “rock”
expression is different from their
positions if they were commendable
the Republican party in
own. Mr. Rock falls in line with
in the duties of the profession. Just
recent claims that he is
the same kind of thinking that got
look at Arnold Schwarzenegger,
running for United States Senate.
Trump elected, “He’s anti-sensitive.
who became governor of California
The musician launched a website
He’s not politically correct. He’s not
in 2003. Keeping in mind, he beat
on July 12 to promote his campaign
another politician. He’ll make this
out candidates porn tycoon Larry
to become the next senator for
country great again.” In fact, he
Flynt and porn star Mary Carey.
his home state of Michigan. The
aligns himself with President Trump
Unfortunately, his win only led
same afternoon, the 46-year-old
on more than just values and beliefs.
to sexual harassment allegations
musician also tweeted “I have
(I’m speaking of his track, “I Can
as he entered office, and a sex
had a ton of emails and texts
Grab Women by the Pussy Because
scandal on his way out of office.
I’m Famous,” which is on his 2003
If Kid Rock is elected, he would
album.) With that outlook, Kid Rock
be the first U.S. Senator to have
asking me if this website is real…
Brandy Joiner
http://kidrockforsenate.com The answer is an absolute YES.” If you head to the site, you’ll
there’s another politician like him is contestable. I mean, can no one else
see a simple photo of Kid Rock
remember another cantankerous
chillin’ in a star-spangled armchair
and humiliating celebrity who ran
with a pair of sunglasses, a fedora
a joke campaign that the country
and a stuffed deer. There’s a link
ended up taking seriously?
below the photo on the homepage
appeared in a sex tape with Scott
“There currently seems to be a real ‘screw your feelings’ sentimentality taking root in America.”
There currently seems to
Stapp from the band Creed. Upon hearing the news, my first thought was that it must be fake. Yet, I was reminded that as a nation, we’ve heard this same news before when Buzzfeed practically dared
that allows one to subscribe by
be a real “screw your feelings”
may be another dreadful notch
Trump to run for president. Even
email for updates. Along with
sentimentality taking root in
in 21st century American history,
if it’s all just a publicity stunt, we
an icon box that runs through a
America. A silent inkling that we
which will surely be a time that will
can’t assume Kid Rock won’t end
cycle of slogans such as “Pimp of
shouldn’t coddle the sensitive
be remembered for its elegance.
up in office. In the age of Trump,
the Nation,” “I’ll rock the party,”
anymore, except when they’re
and “You never met a Politician
scared of people whose sexual
issues with celebrities introducing
quite like me.” However, denying
orientation, skin color or gender
themselves to governmental
Don’t get me wrong, there are no
nothing would surprise me.
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My weekend with the internet
Director of Met Media Steve Haigh shaigh@msudenver.edu Assistant Director of Met Media
F
or the last six years, the
weekend in the heart of Texas for it.
online video production
At the core of the convention are
company Rooster Teeth has
Q&A panels from RT subchannels,
appreciated for being an integral part of the creative process. In other words, everyone here is important.
hosted an annual convention in
and “live” editions of the different
their homebase of Austin, Texas
podcasts and shows that each
belief of, “Never meet your heroes.”
to celebrate their ever growing
sub-channel produces. And on
However, there isn’t a single
community. The company started
the convention floor at ACC,
interaction with a RT staff member
in 2003 when a couple of dudes
attendees can peruse booths from
that I wish I could forget. Because,
started making short comedy
gaming industry representatives,
for the most part, these people
videos with “Halo” gameplay
a Rooster Teeth merch store to
never set out to be heroes. Rooster
throw money at and a gigantic
Teeth and its sub-channels were
mainstage where stars from the
founded on the ideas of friendship,
Let’s Play community showcase
collaboration and a shared love (or
their gaming skills (or lack thereof).
disdain) for video game culture.
footage (“Red vs. Blue”). Fifteen years later, RTX is home to over
Montana Martin
60,000 fans from around the world. For three days, attendees
Teeth apart from other online
Now, I usually stand by the
dominate the three block radius
content creators is that they produce
Unlike most cons, RTX lowers
containing the Austin Convention
substantial, lasting and entertaining
the barrier between the creators and
chance to meet all your Rooster
Center and the JW Marriott and
content. Of course, the bulk of
its fans. The internet personalities
Teeth favorites, RTX serves as a
that we come to see willingly take
chance for the indoor culture to step
the time to find a space on the
outside the Wi-Fi signal and connect
convention floor to scrawl their
with people beyond the comment
names on weekend badges and take
sections. At times, these interactions
photos. Although not “celebreties”
are difficult to watch. Without a
in any traditional sense, the Rooster
buffer, real-time conversations and
Teeth staff are truly stars and icons
reactions can often lag, glitch and
their content is as ridiculous as it
to those 60k in attendance. The
simply crash. But without RTX,
explanations with unsuspecting
is juvenile (but so is the audience
bearded, dorky men I flail over at
many of these attempts would not
Austin residents and guests, RTX
that it caters to, myself of course
RTX are unlikely to be flailed over
be made at all. Business cards,
has adopted the motto of “Where
included). RTX isn’t a convention
beyond the confines of a con. But
fanart and hugs are exchanged
gaming meets the internet.” This
for, please forgive me for using this
at RTX, there is an abundance of
wihin the unmanagable lines for
seems to further confuse people
term, “YouTube celebrities.” Rooster
flailing for everyone on the staff. It’s
anything “RWBY” related. Genuine,
enough to be able to sneak away
Teeth employs creators that use
the only place I know of where video
real-life relationships are made.
from the conversation and rush off
YouTube as a platform to release
editors are met with applause when
to the Funhaus panel before the
their content to a real community.
they enter a room (let alone get
idiots with an Xbox. And also the
Hilton ballroom reaches capacity.
So real, in fact, that at least 60k
recognized at all). Everyone involved
founders of Rooster Teeth...
people are willing to endure a July
in the production of RT content is
Hilton hotels. Those staying at these high-end hotels for business or bachelorette parties stand in bewilderment (or fear) of the consistent flow of scythes, plasma swords and cargo
“The bearded, dorky men I flail over at RTX are unlikely to be flailed over beyond the confines of a con.”
shorts exiting the elevators. To deter from lengthy
The major thing that sets Rooster
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More importantly than the
All because of a couple of
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FEATURES
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JULY 19, 2017
Drag Queen story time backdrop for acceptance By Brandy Joiner
Public Library’s Drag Queen Story
are also cast members of
bjoiner@msudenver.edu
Hour. The opportunity to stage
DragOn. All of the queens have
Drag Queen Storytime came to
backgrounds as educators as
Dea Lavoie through one of her
well.This background helps them
heard over the chorus of the
customers, Heather Hughes.
engage the kids at the show.
Hokey Pokey as excited families
Hughes is an educator and cast
Members of the crowd surrounded
amassed for the first Drag Queen
member of a stage show called
the queens with questions,
Storytime hosted at Second Star
DragOn. It is about a drag queen
photos and compliments.
to the Right bookstore. Held in
who faces her own journey of
the store’s backyard, the event
exploration, self-discovery and
children’s minds,” said Daniel.
was packed with families taking
acceptance. Through Hughes,
“In order to inspire them,
up every available space. People
Dea Lavoie found herself able
engage them, and get them to
lounged on blankets on top the
to communicate with the drag
create something with us.”
grass or stood pressed arm-
queens at DragOn and invite them
The sound of laughter was
to-arm with their neighbor. “We want to provide a nurturing environment where people are comfortable being who they are and expressing who they are. We’re a gathering place where you can just be yourself,” Dea Lavoie said. “We share this world together and we need to be accepting of each other.
both educators who co-own
Interaction between the queens and the crowd especially
“We want to provide a nurturing environment where people are comfortable being who they are and expressing who they are.” – Dea Lavoie
Kindness is so important.” Dea and Marc Lavoie are
“It helps us entertain
to perform at her bookstore. Loud and proud, queens
the children, was full of energy and high spirits. Each queen read two stories with gusto that revolved around a central theme—be who you are. “We get stuck in comparing ourselves with everyone else instead of just being who we are,” Delta Blow
“A worlds full of unique people brings us closer together than a world full of cookie cutters where everyone’s the same.” – Delta Blow
Photos courtesy of Second Star to the Right Bookstore Facebook Page
Anthony Adu, Reace Daniel and Zarah sit with one of the young audience members at Second Star to the Right Bookstore on June 24, 2017. away from labels. Mothers Molly
to recognize the beauty and
Gallegos and Stacy Davis brought
uniqueness in someone else.
Second Star to the Right. They
Reace Daniel, Anthony Adu,
brought their love of reading and
Zarah, and Shirley Delta Blow
passion for children and poured
stood at the stage in their bright
it into their store. Their daily
makeup, accessorized with
themed-storytime highlights the
glitter. Zarah started storytime
importance of exploration and
with Hokey Pokey before reading
said. “I think adults learn that
celebrates being who you are. It
Pete the Cat and the Cool Cat
lesson much too late in life.”
celebrates the diversity in the way
Boogie. The engaged crowed
The concept of “dress up
children may dress and act and
sympathized during the sad
and play” and “creative play”
and learning, but they’re fun and
dressed women on stage reading
encourages them to look beyond
moments and cheered at the
gives more opportunities to
entertaining. Acceptance as a
children’s books may seem odd
gender stereotypes. It teaches
good ones. Once Zarah was
instill imagination and creative
whole might be a lesson learned
to some. However, it does help
children to celebrate who they are.
finished, the clapping caught the
thinking into the minds of the
later in life, but to Dea Lavoie
deliver a unique and diverse
Second Star to the Right isn’t
attention of several passersbys.
younger generation according
this event shows how ready the
message— Embrace who you are,
Their presence was welcome.
to the queens. Drag Queen
community is to change that.
be comfortable with yourself,
Storytime gave both children and
Delta Blow teaches third grade
celebrate being human and glitter goes with everything.
the first to have Drag Queen Storytime. Dea Lavoie credits the
During storytime, Hughes
their children for just that. “It shows them that they
“Uniqueness breaks down those barriers between people,”
don’t have to fit into a certain
Delta Blow said. “A world full
box,” Davis said, “they can like
of unique people brings us
dragons and princesses.”
closer together than a world
Dea Lavoie said that events like Drag Queen Storytime not only provide examples of acceptance
desire to make this event happen
sat onstage with her daughter
adults the chance to celebrate
by day. She felt events like Drag
after reading about the New York
next to the queens. The queens
uniqueness in others and move
Queen Storytime allowed people
full of cookie cutters where everyone’s the same.” Having four fabulously
Reace Daniels, Anthony Adu and Shirley Delta Blow share smiles with two children from the audience at Second Star to the Right Bookstore. This is the first Drag Queen Storytime event that the store has created.
Drag queen Zarah begins to read a story to children. Each drag queen reads two stories for the audience
FEATURES
JULY 19, 2017
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Trading collars for capes Greyhounds to look like skeletons.
By Montana Martin mmart427@msudenver.edu
“When we found out we’d be doing something for Comic Con, we were like,
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… a Pug in a Superman costume?
absolutely,” Isom said, catching one of her pouncing puppies in her arms.
The countdown to Denver Comic Con
Isom and her team also brought
took flight when caped canines of every
along superhero themed bandanas and
origin story suited up for the doggie cosplay
accessories, and offered nail trims and
party at the Watering Bowl on June 22.
fur styling to prep pets for their next epic
Con-exclusive Breckenridge Brewery
adventure.
beer “I Am Brewt!” flowed from the tap as
Elijah Montoya, from the movie premiere
consistently as dog drool. In celebration of
party organization MovieCamp built up the
it’s community, Denver Comic Con brought
atmosphere for the event as emcee for the
the event to the doggie district.
night. Montoya has been helming the mic of
“Think of the quintessential Colorado
these con-centric events for two years now,
things: beer, dogs, outdoors,” said Kim
and will continue doing so for as long as
Kosnar, event manager for DCC.
they’ll have him.
Despite it being a foolproof formula for a classic Colorado night out, the context
“I just want to help the con,” Montoya
Julie Caravella and her pup Luna lassoed in the hearts of the judges with their matching Wonder Woman costumes during the doggie cosplay contest at the Watering Bowl.
said, “Whatever Kim asks.”
of the event was secondary to the fact that
MovieCamp also teamed up with local
substantial amount of bar-goers that came
in the world,” Kosnar said, “so let’s get
DCC was the one behind the puppy-centric
artists to create pop-culture themed prints
out for a regular night out with their furry
drunk and look at cute dogs.”
evening. Raven Isom, a groomer for event
to give away in return for those willing (or at
companions. Realizing that the event could
sponsor Vanity Fur, came out to support
least within paw’s reach of the microphone)
became a way to raise awareness for the
the event as a cosplay judge, con-goer and
to replace song lyrics with barking, answer
con, his enthusiasm didn’t falter.
manga enthusiast. In the spirit of the event,
trivia and perform charades based on
Isom painted her skinny and wiry Italian
famous canines. Montoya took note of the
“There was just such a good mix of people here for the Watering Bowl,” said Montoya, “and people here for the event.” Kosnar and her events team are set to host doggie cosplay on an annual basis. They hope it will inspire future events. She was unsure what next year’s opening ceremonies and after-parties will entail beyond this, but she does know that they’re tired of the same “band at a bar” formula of the past. “We’re always looking for wacky ideas,” Kosner said. “Some of them fail, some don’t.” Either way, Kosnar looks forward to providing more opportunities for the con community to come together and celebrate the positive environment that DCC prides
Photos by | mmart427@msudenver.edu
Chewie takes flight in his father’s arms during the doggy cosplay event at the watering bowl.
themselves on. “There’s so much badness and sadness
Latino festival sheds light on cloudy day By Justo Yanez
Boulder County Latino Chamber of
it is. A new experience that is
said Beteta as people cheered
Justo_yanez@ucdenver.edu
Commerce and Tamil Maldonado,
and it matters to me, but I also
positive for them we want them
and danced to the energetic
founder of local nonprofit Barrio
love that we can expose the
to feel,” Maldonado said.
sounds of Salsa music.
É, helmed the festival and
American culture to see what Latin
celebrated with the crowd.
American culture is all about,”
by attendees at the festival.
said volunteer Candice Bataille.
The massive celebration
Organizers endured months of hardships to coordinate and complete the festival for
“The one thing that is very
“I am originally from Venezuela
the day. It only took a few
common in Latin America is that
seconds for attendees to
family structure, that community
that it was a moment of celebration,
revel and celebrate in it.
structure,” said Beteta, “We
awareness and exhibition.
Citizens of Longmont celebrated
wanted to bring that out and share
The consensus at the festival was
Though the Latino Festival was
This sentiment was witnessed
spread five blocks down the horizon of Main Street. The road brimmed with a variety of events to partake
diversity and unity at the 2nd annual
it with not only Latinos but with
well received, it faced adversity.
in. On one side of the festival,
Latino Festival on June 25, 2017.
the community in general.”
The closure of Main Street from
members of Longmont sweated
noon to 7 p.m. offered challenges
and moved in unison to Zumba
for the route’s usual travelers.
music. On the other side, people
At noon, crowds were lured into
The intention of the festival was
the heart of Main Street by the
to immerse citizens of Longmont
sharp sounds of accordion music
into all Latin American backgrounds.
and performers stamping to a
They were greeted with varieties
from last year, this year’s festival
to the lively sounds of beating
traditional Mexican Polka dance.
of music from Puerto Rico, Mexico
was able to break even. However,
congos and seductive flutes. `
and Cuba. Others felt at home and
The Latino Festival surpassed its
With the large, successive
recognized for their displacement.
predicted number of attendants.
turnout of the 2nd annual festival,
Vendors from Boulder County arranged Latino Pride T-shirts next to national flags around their tents.
Volunteers gathered in booths
Coming up from a $6,000 deficit
clapped and danced in couplets
It also drew in a larger amount of
Beteta and Maldonado said they
Food trucks showcased various
to assist and speak to attendees
sponsors and vendors that made it
are planning to uproot the festival
Latin American cuisines. Lit grills
about the festival. Some said
possible to cover its $40,000 cost.
and spread their message
released a delectable smell into the
they felt it was their duty to
air. Jose Beteta, the director of the
participate in the Latino festival.
“I would love for them to have a new experience, whatever
across the state of Colorado. “We’re gonna go to Boulder!”
Photo courtesy of Wiki Commons
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SPORTS
JULY 19, 2017
Mountain Bikers battle the Keystone terrain Yeti Cycles continues their dominance of Big Mountain Enduro BRIEFS
By Matt Miller mmill237@msudenver.edu
Men’s basketball adds 3 coaches First-year head coach Michael Bahl has solidified his coaching staff with the additions of three new assistant coaches. MSU Denver athletics this month announced the additions of Jamal McClerkin, Kenny Tripp and Lucas Gabriel. McClerkin played for MSU Denver from 201214 and has spent the past couple of years playing professionally in Europe. Tripp spent last season as a graduate assistant at Regis University. Before that, he served as the student manager of the basketball team at the Division I University of Nevada. Gabriel was most recently the head assistant coach at Chico State in California. He also spent the summer of 2016 serving as an associate head coach to the Chinese International all-star team. The Roadrunners also lost an assistant. Adam Wall, who last year served as interim co-head coach along with Bahl during former head coach Derrick Clark’s absence, is no longer a part of the program.
Denver Nuggets sign Paul Millsap The Denver Nuggets took a step toward shedding their reputation as a flyover city for NBA free agents when they signed power forward Paul Millsap. Millsap inked a threeyear, $90 million contract with a team option for the third year on July 13. Millsap, who spent much of his childhood in the Montbello neighborhood of Denver, has been an all-star in each of his past four seasons with the Atlanta Hawks. Last season, he averaged career-highs in points per game with 18.1, and assists per game with 3.7. He’ll join a frontcourt with the Nuggets breakout star Nikola Jokic. The move creates a log-jam at the power forward position for the Nuggets. They currently have seven power forwards listed on their roster.
It’s rocky, raw and perfect for racing. Keystone Resort hosted the Big Mountain Enduro for the fifth year in a row, for one of the most challenging mountain bike races in the Rockies. Close to 200 riders came out on June 24 to compete for the lowest compiled time over four rough downhill stages on the mountain. Anne Galyean led the pro women’s class to first place and Shawn Neer took the top spot in pro-men. The race started with one of the most technical stages the organizers have ever put together. Stage one linked double black diamond rated trails from top to bottom, making it a grueling and technical track to race on. “Stage one was hard. It was probably the most technical enduro stage I’ve
Photos by Matt Miller | mmill237@msudenver.edu
ever done,” said Michael Larsen, of Boulder, who races professionally for Yeti Cycles.
Paul Serra rides down the end of stage four of the Big Mountain Enduro in Keystone June 24. Serra, now 17 years old, is racing in the pro-men’s division.
Riders started the first stage with flowy jumps and bermed
in Colorado, including Aspen,
fitness with the skills that it takes
turns before it took them into the
where they will host the Enduro
to excel at downhill racing.
steep, rocky and dusty chutes and
World Series as that event travels
drops that Keystone is known for.
across the globe, the Big Mountain
variety of terrain, with the idea of
two short transfers from stage
Enduro finals which will be in
seeing who can excel on all types
to stage, the downhill riding
times in a stage, and stage one
Crested Butte and the final stop
of trails from rough and steep to
takes a different kind of fitness.
definitely fit that bill,” said Anne
of the series in Mascota, Mexico.
smooth and flat, where the riders
“I like being scared a couple
Galyean, who races for the Yeti
They’ve become the premiere
Most of the races incorporate a
the women’s amateur division. Although the race was primarily lift served, with just
“It’s pretty physically
are expected to pedal and sprint if
demanding from an upper body
Cycles national team. “I come
enduro racing organization in
they want to do well. Even though
standpoint. So, having really good
from a downhill background, so
the Rocky Mountain region for
Keystone incorporated the most
core stability-- so that the arms
for me, the gnarlier the better. It
those who do it professionally,
technically demanding trails
and shoulders have a platform to
was probably one of the best race
and also for those who don’t.
available, the stages still varied.
work from-- is important,” said
stages I’ve had in my career, ever.”
The format of enduro racing
For the 2017 season, Big
“I think out of all of them, stage
Dee Tidwell, who took second
has grown exponentially in the
four was the flowiest, and it was
place in the Master Men’s 40-plus
Mountain Enduro has seven
last decade, and is a perfect
a little pedally too, so it was still
category. Tidwell is the owner of
different stops with locations in
battleground for riders who
the spirit of enduro,” said Suzy
Enduro Mountain Bike Training.
New Mexico, five different races
love mixing cross country type
Williams, who took the win in
Most of the Yeti Cycles racing team excelled, with the team taking eight of the ten top spots in pro-men and the top spot in pro-women. After Keystone, Big Mountain Enduro picks up again on July 8 at Winter Park, and July 29 and 30 in Aspen for the Enduro World Series. “2017 has been one of
Rockies hit rough patch After having the best start to the season in franchise history, the Colorado Rockies have cooled considerably in the past month. Since June 21, the Rockies are 7-15 and have relinquished their hold of the NL West division. They currently sit 10.5 games behind the division-leading Los Angeles Dodgers, and a half-game behind the Arizona Diamondbacks. If the season ended today the Rockies would hang on to the last Wild Card spot in the NL by 5.5 games.
our biggest years yet,” said Mike Day, the race director for Big Mountain Enduro. The other venues are expected to be just as demanding, but Keystone still remains notorious for its technicality. “It’s the most raw terrain of any bike park in the state,” said Day. “People love it for that and people fear it for that.”
Sarah Rawley rides out a rocky corner on stage one of the Big Mountain Enduro at the Keystone Bike Park in Keystone on June 24. Stage one was one of the toughest stages event organizers have ever put together.
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7.19
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7.19
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ROADRUNNER ATHLETICS 7.22
DESCENDENTS
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Men’s Soccer
Location Fillmore Auditorium
Exploring the hidden
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job market
Time 7 p.m.
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Location Tivoli 215 Price Free
8.14 Location Evergreen
8.18 VS. Laramie County Location Denver
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Time 8 a.m.
Time 6 p.m.
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CAMP COPE
Location 3 Kings 7.21
Third Friday Art Walk
7.23
Switchfoot
Location Fillmore Auditorium
Price $10
Price $35
Time 8 p.m.
Time 7 p.m.
Women’s Soccer 8.19 VS. Laramie County Location Denver
Location Santa Fe Price Free Time 6 p.m.
7.26
Glass Animals
Location Red Rocks
7.27
Circa Survive
General 08.21 VS. MSU Denver Location Denver
Price Free
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Time 3 p.m.
Time 5:30 p.m.
Location Red Rocks
Price $40-46
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Time 7 p.m.
Time 7 p.m.
PROFESSIONAL SPORTS 7.26
3E Expo and Career Fair
7.27
Fleetwood Mac
Location Paramount Theater Location Tivoli Turnhalle
7.30
Chevelle
Rockies
Rockies
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7.19 VS. Padres
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TRENDING NEWS Director George A.
“Doctor Who” announces
Kermit the Frog voice
Gerard Way’s “Umbrella
Disney unveils anticipated
Romero dies at 77
new lead
actor fired by Disney
Academy” series to be
blockbuster trailers at D23 expo
The director of the 1968
It was announced that the
Steve Whitmire, the voice
adapted by Netflix
13th Doctor will be portrayed
of the iconic Muppet for 27
the Living Dead” has died from
by actress Jodie Whittaker.
years, was fired by Disney for
book series, written by My
trailers from some of its top
lung cancer at the age of 77. The
The titular character of the BBC
“repeated unacceptable business
Chemical Romance frontman
properties. Those included in the
small-budget zombie film, which
series has undergone 12 different
conduct.” Muppet Studio claims
Gerard Way and illustrated
list was the Marvel Cinematic
he co-wrote with John Russo,
reincarnations during its 50
that Whitmire was unresponsive
by Gabriel Ba, will be coming
Universe’s, “Avengers: Infinity
made him a pioneer in the film
year run on the air. And for the
to the feedback given by the
to Netflix in 2018. The initial
War” and Pixar’s long-anticipated
industry with his interpretation
first time in its historic run, the
studio, which ulitimatley led to
announcement for a screen
“Incredibles 2”. Disney also
of the brainless undead and the
leading role will be portrayed
his termination. Whitmire took
adaptation was made by
screened exclusive behind-the-
flaws in the human condition.
by a female actor. Some of
on the role of Kermit after Jim
Universal Studios in 2010, and
scenes footage from the next
Romero is also credited for
Whittaker’s previous credits
Henson passed away in 1990,
was then brought back into the
chapter in the Star Wars saga,
being a major inspiration for
include a series character on the
making him the only other person
conversation in 2015 to be made
“The Last Jedi” from Lucasfilm.
how zombies are portrayed and
BBC drama “Broadchurch” and
besides the Muppets creator to
into a television series. Way is
Disney also teased their plans
viewed in modern entertainment.
a guest role on the dystopian
voice the puppet. A spokesperson
currently working on another
for remakes of “Aladdin”
sci-fi series “Black Mirror”.
from Muppets Studio said that the
graphic novel series, “Doom
and “A Wrinkle In Time”, and
decision was made with the full
Patrol” with DC Comics.
animated sequels “Toy Story
support of the Henson family.
The 2007 Dark Horse comic
During Disney’s annual
horror, cult-classic film “Night of
convention, the company unvield
4”, “Wreck It Ralph 2”.
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Horoscopes
Overheard this week
Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
papers, and my Facebook friends are already celebrating Halloween."
Don’t let your friends take advantage of your kindness during this vulnerable time. In other words, don’t be the one to open the bar tab.
Pisces
“On a scale from one to Tumblr, how gay is this picture?”
against me in a job interview.”
Make sure the lines of communication between you and your hairdresser are open and honest at your appointment this month.
Taurus
April 20 - May 20 Your workload this month will be more overwhelming than usual. Make sure your caffineto-water ratio is in check, get some rest and figure out which parent to blame for your inability to delegate.
Gemini
May 21 - June 20
Hear or see something that makes you laugh? Shake your head? Roll your eyes or say WTF? Tweet it to @themetonline with the hashtag #overheardoncampus
July 23 - August 22
Take the time this month to create a budget. Hopefully this will put your fast food addiction into perspective.
Virgo
A close friend is experiencing a period of personal growth. Don’t interfere in their inevitably poor decisions. Allow them to respond to the text messages they feel so inclined to respond to.
Aries
Say yes to an unexpected invitation. You never know what lies at the other end of a night out with friends from high school that are back home for the summer. Or maybe you do. I would actually say no to that one.
Libra
“Sriracha!” — Ali Watkins “My fingers.” — Maria Muller “That one from Rick and Morty.” — Richard Allen
September 23 - October 22 A gentle reminder that tattoos are forever. Double-check your design and sobriety before committing to any new ink this month.
“Ketchup. On a good day.” — Matthew Plimpton
Scorpio
October 23 -November 21 Go out of your way to do something nice for a stranger this month, because your loved ones certainly don’t deserve it.
“Children’s tears.” —Esteban Fernandez
Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21 Put an entire day aside for some long overdue self-care. Stay away from bath bombs, though. Those will end up causing more harm than good.
Sudoku
Difficulty: Medium
Crossword Across 1. Grasps 5. Stead 9. "Cuchi-cuchi" entertainer 14. Tribe related to the Iowa and Missouri 15. Chirac's state 16. Sit in on, as a class 17. Mightily fortified 20. "The NewsHour" anchorman 21. Exams for srs. 22. Sault __ Marie 23. Lofty nest 25. Controversial online music service 27. Returned term assignments, say 30. Old flood insurance? 31. Kesey and Griffey 32. Romano cheese source 33. Felix Unger's pet peeve 35. Norm: Abbr. 37. Beatniks? 41. Get everything right on 44. Toward dawn 47. Veggie in a pod 48. Picked a felon from a lineup 53. Stuffed oneself 54. Industrialist Cyrus 55. Leb. neighbor 56. Roderick R. Paige's Cabinet dept. 58. Sandwich order 61. Rejected contemptuously, with
— Madison Lauterbach
Leo
You’re too old to be sleeping on a mattress on the floor by choice, Pisces. Go buy a bedframe and apologize to your former bedmates.
March 21 -April 19
“Buffalo sauce.”
"at" 64. Podge preceder 65. Arabian ruler 66. Spoil, with "on" 67. Glitterati 68. Inebriates 69. Game with 32 cards
Down 1. Orr score 2. French verb 3. "Cast Away" star 4. Get really steamed 5. Double up on (one's bet) 6. Simpson trial judge 7. Wears (away)
8. Dag Hammarskjöld's successor 9. Puppet 10. Color subtlety 11. "__ Fideles" 12. "8 Simple Rules" star John 13. Whom some habitually blame 18. Jeter of the Yankees 19. Troop's camping place 24. Many millennia 26. A writer may work on it 27. Breakfast side 28. "We __ the Champions" 29. See 57-Down 34. Big account 36. Check number 38. Easiest kind of test? 39. For each 40. Maple tree yield 42. Indonesian island Sulawesi, formerly 43. Lose ground, literally 45. Generous types 46. French heads 48. Strong beliefs 49. "Let's go someplace cooler!" 50. Chilean literature Nobelist Pablo 51. Technique-building pieces 52. Hits hard 57. With 59- and 29-Down, señor's greeting 59. See 57-Down 60. Nair rival 62. Dept. overseer 63. Tiny insect Source: http://www.onlinecrosswords.net
Difficulty:Hard
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Comics of our time.”
Your financial situation could be changing. Trust that the mustache-shaped ice cube trays in your Amazon shopping cart can wait another week.
August 23 - September 22
“I might be wrong, but I feel like that show Riverdale is, like, the Archie
Cancer
June 21 - July 22
February 19 - March 20
“I don’t want to live in a world where my Kingdom Hearts fanfiction can be used
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