Tidbits of Greater Ft. Lauderdale & Aventura - Vol 7, Issue 7.20

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BAD DAYS by Janet Spencer We all have bad days now and then, and nothing helps you feel better after a bad day than hearing about someone whose day has been even worse!

POLICE PROBLEMS • Joe Ramirez went to the courthouse in New York City to face a traffic charge. The court business dragged on and before his case was called, he realized the time on his parking meter had run out. He went to feed the meter, but on the way to his car a cop ticketed him for jaywalking. When he got to his car, he found he'd already gotten a ticket. When his case was finally called, Joe was fined $5. He couldn't pay the fine because he'd already paid the parking ticket, the parking meter, and the jaywalking ticket. So he paid $2 and was told to pay the rest as soon as he could.

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