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EDITOR’S LETTER Could Halloween be the best event on the annual calendar? You don’t have to buy anyone a present or attend dull family dinners. The only demands put upon the reveller are fancy dress and having a rollicking good time. So don’t let this one pass you by – flip to P8 for our pick of London’s best frighteningly good nights out on Oct 31. On a more serious note, it’s 10 years since the Bali bombings. We remember the victims and survivors on P52.

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The Melbourne-based dance company hits London with a spectacular show as part of the 2012 Ether Festival. Mortal Engine goes to stunning lengths to prove humans are anything but mortal in this dance-video-laser performance that illustrates how the body’s limits and finite abilities are an illusion. It features jaw-dropping visuals and choreography by Gideon Obarzanek, and an accompanying score by musical inventor extraordinaire Ben Frost, who’s worked with pop and electronic music visionaries such as Bjork and Brian Eno. £15+

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This new movie club opens the doors to its state-of-the-art 39-seater, HD-kitted, comfyas-fuck screening room in which you can watch the latest releases in luxury. First up at this fortnightly event is On The Road, followed by Looper, The Perks Of Being A Wallflower and Killing Them Softly. £15+

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It’s time to get in the kitchen, strap on that novelty pinny someone bought you for Christmas once – which you promptly shelved never to see the light of day – as NBW sees the nation go cake crazy. There are recipes to try, cake sales to sample and competitions for the competitive to win £700 of kitchen grub and gear. FREE

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Nicholls and Clarke Building, Shoreditch This week-long pop-up, hosted by Kopparberg cider, has workshops and events to help you subvert expectations and buck the trend. There’ll be innovators from music, film, design and fashion: learn about Doodlebombing with illustrator Hattie Stewart; create your own GIF with artist Margot Bowman; or join a field trip with the Pothole Gardener. There are also talks from Crack magazine and Seth Troxler (above), plus a pop-up Polaroid Portrait Studio for retro fun. FREE

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As London moves closer to being the centre of the movie world, production company Warp Films has a special screening of director Shane Meadows’ ace punk, reggae and soul infused coming-of-age flick, This Is England. For the first time, composer Ludovico Einaudi will perform a live score to the movie, which spawned two TV series.

Proof that they just don’t make them like they used to anymore, this exhibition of photos by Life magazine photographer John Dominis of Hollywood icon Steve McQueen and his then wife Neile Adams is loaded with cool cars, kickass shades and super-cool Sixties fashion. No amount of CG-tweaking and 3D nonsense can ever compete!

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Boris Johnson has approved the partdemolition of the historic Fruit and Wool Exchange in Spitalfields to allow development of office and retail space. Opponents of the scheme shouted “shame on you” when the London mayor made the announcement. Johnson said the project would restore the building’s facade and regenerate the surrounding Spitalfields area. However, historians have argued that demolishing the 1920s structure would damage the unique character of the area.

He is extremely disappointed by the verdict Justin Lee Collins’ publicist makes a statement after the comedian was found guilty of harassing former partner Anna Larke. He has been sentenced to 140 hours of unpaid work

SEX CRIME ‘HOTSPOTS’ WILL BE CLOSED Scotland Yard is planning to use licensing laws to shut down pubs and clubs which “generate” high levels of rapes and sex assaults, it is reported. Detective Chief Superintendent Mick Duthie said that just as licensing legislation is used to shut down establishments where violent incidents occur, the police are for the first time considering applying the same practises with regard to sex crimes.

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Design studio pitches the London LidoLine into your commute If you thought the Boris Bike was a nifty little addition to the London commute, get a load of this – plans are afoot to install swim-to-work canals across the capital. Islington-based [Y/N] Studio has proposed transforming London’s canals into the ‘LidoLine’, a network stretching between Little Venice and Limehouse. “The canals used to be functional routes for industry, but now they’ve become purely recreational,” [Y/N] Studio’s Alex Smith told the BBC of his and colleague David Lomax’s vision. The project proposes inserting a threelayer tube into the canal that would allow people to swim alongside boats, while also filtering the water free of all the grub and grime – good news for anyone nervous

about swallowing whatever’s floating in London’s canals. The studio’s plans also include changing facilities and lockers at ‘stations’ along the way, plus the option for introducing frozen lanes in the winter for ice skating. Hmm, seems plausible, no? The LidoLine project is being entered into the Landscape Institute’s competition to find a London equivalent of New York’s raised High Line public park, an ingenious green urban space that runs along a disused elevated train line. It might sound a little bit far-fetched, but should the project win the competition, we could find ourselves packing our Speedos/bikinis for work before long. Though we may be well advised to seek out a thermal swimwear range.

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Last week we brought you the best of ‘weird London’, but if your appetite for the strange is still to be satiated, check out the Twin Peaks UK Festival on October 20. Celebrating David Lynch’s bizarre cult TV drama – one of the top-rating shows of the 1990s, despite its rather niche saturation in the surreal – this fest at Riverside Studios in Hammersmith will feature screenings, performances, cabaret, burlesque and, perhaps most oddly, the chance to sip on official David Lynch Coffee. A full day of events from 10am until after midnight ends with a quiz and costume contest at the in-house Fat Trout Trailer Park Diner. Tickets cost £60 and include doughnuts and cherry pies – obviously. See twinpeaksukfestival.com for more.

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Take part in a séance, dance by candlelight or eat a cupcake that looks like an STD. It can only be... Halloween WORDS FRANKIE MULLIN Toenail fungus cookies, resurrected corpses and scary séances. If you thought All Hallows’ Eve was for kids, think again. From debauched, Kafkaesque gatherings in Satanic halls to an exhibition of anatomically correct desserts, London will be celebrating this spooky time in its usual darkly flamboyant style. Here, we highlight some of our favourite events. For the uninitiated, The Last Tuesday Society is renowned for its elegant, exhibitionist parties – but, be warned, there’s always a twist. So expect things to go bump (and grind) in the night at its two Halloween extravaganzas. Held in an abandoned picture palace, Satan’s Rout (October 26) will be recreating five infamous parties from the world of literature. Expect murder scenes, corpses, a gay orchestra and electric shock treatment. The following night, those with a penchant for all things undead will find their cravings sated at The Halloween Masked Ball. Try to contact those in the after-world in the séance room, experiment with instruments of torture or dance the night away in candlelit hallways. 8

“It wouldn’t be Halloween if it didn’t feel just a little like hell... strange beasts feasting on things and doing thoroughly nasty things to each other, but in a beautiful, drunken way,” event host Viktor Wynd says. “There will be dancing, there will be feasting, there will be blood, there will be corners to hide in, rooms to lose yourself in, people to meet, people to hide from.” Mark our words, glamorous attire is a must and nudity is encouraged – these parties aren’t for wallflowers. If that sound more like melodrama than a good giggle, how about tucking into a wedding cake decorated to resemble sexually transmitted diseases? Chomp on frighteningly realistic melanoma cupcakes and swallow polycystic kidney cakes at a bizarre anatomy-themed festival at London’s Pathology Museum. Curated by Emma Thomas, aka Miss Cakehead, Eat Your Heart Out (October 26-28) will attempt to educate visitors about anatomy and disease through the unusual medium of cakes, cookies and cocktails. Baker Jeni Powell is creating a range of horrific-looking treats for the event

based on venereal diseases, one of which will be a five-tier wedding cake with each layer reflecting a different STD. “The process always starts with getting the idea and researching it – not for the faint-hearted in this kind of project!” Powell says. “Then it’s just about playing with different techniques to get the most realistic effect possible. I tried quite a few ways to get a scab looking good, but crushed up cornflakes mixed with lemon curd and painted with edible paints was the winner.” However, don’t think you’ll just be going down for a dose of Halloween horror – make sure you bring a ravenous appetite with you. “There’s as much emphasis on taste as appearance,” Powell says. “If you can get over the fact that it looks like you’re eating warts or carbuncles or drinking stomach contents, you’re in for a real treat.” Happy Halloween! MORE HALLOWEEN EVENTS ›› Last Tuesday Society thelasttuesdaysociety.org Eat Your Heart Out evilcakes.wordpress.com

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HALLOWEEN HIKE HYDE PARK Hyde Park has an enjoyably ghoulish past. During a night-time stroll with a guide, find out about the tragedy of the drowning of Percy Shelley’s first wife, the 18th-century executions at the Tybern Gallows and the criminals that were imprisoned in the Old Police House. Although there’ll be kids at this event, it’ll be spooky enough for adults as well. £8

Union Chapel, the allegedly haunted music venue, will transform into Frankenstein’s Castle for one night only. Classic 1974 comedy-horror Young Frankenstein will be screened and Flying Fleas Productions will put on a freaky sideshow that will include real-life characters from the movie. This vibey venue is worth a visit in its own right. £10

Oct 27, 7pm Compton Avenue, N1 2XD Highbury & Islington unionchapel.org.uk

DAY OF THE DEAD FESTIVAL WATERLOO The spooky tunnels running underneath Waterloo will be transformed into a secret arts venue and Mexican street kitchens for Wahaca’s four-day fiesta. The ticket price includes food and two devilish cocktails made from specialty tequila. There’ll also be visual arts screenings, installations, performance, photo exhibitions, DJs and live bands playing everything from metal to jazz. £51

Oct 31, 5.30pm-7pm Isis Education Centre at The LookOut, Hyde Park, W2 2UH Lancaster Gate royalparks.org.uk

Oct 31-Nov 3, 7pm-late The Old Vic Tunnels, Station Approach Road, SE1 8SW Waterloo oldvictunnels.com

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THE WATER POET LIVERPOOL STREET It wouldn’t be Halloween without camp, technicolour horror. Head to this beloved hipster pub for screenings of Beetlejuice and Hocus Pocus. Come dressed in your best spooky outfit and enjoy a slug of ‘Beetlejuice Punch’. £4

Scary on so many levels, haggard rocker Alice Cooper will be bringing his black-eyed, high-energy performance to Wembley Arena, along with Loaded and Ugly Kid Joe. There will be goths and gore galore. £42

THEATRE OF THE DAMNED ALDGATE Immersive theatre show The Horror! The Horror! will take you on a promenade through the backrooms of the elegantly dilapidated Wilton’s Music Hall. Watch saucy and sentimental singers, magicians, comedians and performing animals. But the renovations have dug up something ancient and evil, and, as the evening winds on, expect terrible things to start to happen ... Oct 24-Nov 7, 7.30pm & 9.30pm 1-4 Graces Alley, E1 8JB Tower Hill wiltons.org.uk

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Oct 28, 7pm Wembley Stadium, HA9 0WS Wembley Central alicecooper.com

Oct 31, 7pm 9-11 Folgate Street, E1 6BX Liverpool Street waterpoet.co.uk

BELLE EPOQUE HALLOWEEN PARTY SHOREDITCH

House beats and dancing mayhem will take over this latenight club at Cargo. Spooky costumes are encouraged but may get sweaty.

If you like the sound of a fancy dress boat trip down one of London’s canals, or a ghost story telling session, don’t let your age hold you back! Boat trips set off regularly, so book your place.

Dress in your vintage finery and sink into a world of opulent decadence. Lined up for the Belle Epoque Halloween party are treats such as an absinthe fountain, acrobatic performers, velvet-draped balconies and live bands. With jazz and rock ‘n’ roll as your soundtrack, this night will be all about old-school glamour, so indulge.

Oct 27, 8pm-5am (free pre-9pm) 83 Rivington Street, EC2A 3AY Shoreditch High St cargo-london.com

Oct 27-28, 3pm-9pm 12-13 New Wharf Road, N1 9RT King’s Cross canalmuseum.org.uk

Oct 27, 8pm-2am 54 Holywell Lane, EC2A 3PQ Shoreditch High St belleepoqueparty.com

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PHOBOPHOBIA LONDON BRIDGE Revel in being made to jump out of your skin at the London Bridge Experience’s Halloween special, Phobophobia. As you make your way through the blood-soaked catacombs in near-darkness, you’ll be confronted by psycho doctors, twisted clowns, spiders, snakes and the rabid undead. It’s a proper fairground ride-style thrill fest, taking you through 2000 years of horrible history in one night. £10+

’Professional lanternist’ Professor Mervyn Heard will host this evening of ghost-raising entertainment. Watch in awe as he conjures the illusions of Phantasmagoria with his 19th-century magic lantern in two shows. Then watch skeletons waltz across the wall and nuns bleed to their death in a resurrection of this lost art, which was once used by magicians and mediums. £10

Oct 31, 6pm and 8pm 11 Mare Street, E8 4RP Bethnal Green thehendrickslectureseries.co.uk

TNT HALLOWEEN AFTER PARTY OLD STREET Celebrate bagging bargain holidays at the TNT Travel Show with our Halloween-themed after party. Don your fancy dress and enjoy 2-4-1 cocktails until 9pm. There’ll be DJs ensuring murder on the dancefloor and the bestdressed guest wins an awesome prize. Fancy queue jumping? Buy a VIP pass to the TNT Travel Show (£10) and you’ll get free, fast-tracked entry to the after party and a goodie bag. £10

Oct 26-31, 6pm-9.30pm 2-4 Tooley Street, SE1 2SY London Bridge thelondonbridgeexperience.com

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This costumed event at cocktail den The Lucky Pig is hosted by the warm-and-fuzzy sounding Doctor Death, who’ll be lurking in the shadows giving out shots of ‘blood’. Book to avoid missing out.

London Walks have a new ghost tour for the scary season with this Spooky Southwark pub crawl. Meet your bubbly guide Bloodline (aka Katy) outside the exit from Blackfriars Tube.

Oct 31, 7.30pm The Lucky Pig, 4 Clipstone Street, W1W 6BB Great Portland Street theluckypig.co.uk

Oct 27, 7.15pm Queen Victoria St Blackfriars walks.com

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SCHOOL OF SPOOKY SLAPSTICK SHOREDITCH Create and star in your own silent horror film. After a screening of classic silent comedy shorts, you’ll be trained in silent comedy acting skills, with props and costumes provided, and then filmed. Professional theatre tutors, cameramen and editors will be on hand and, after the session, you’ll be sent your creation on DVD. £20

Oct 29, 7pm The Book Club, 100-106 Leonard St, EC2A 4RH Old St schoolofslapstick.com

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Rich Mix is putting on a show of ‘live music cult film fusion’ – we’re told to expect dead naked women in fridges, knife-edge erotica and giant eel wrestling – for this special Halloween event.

Up at The O2 gets a fearsome twist with both tricks and treats accompanying your climb to the summit. After-dark ascents are likely to be the spookiest – the last one leaves ‘base camp’ at 10pm.

Oct 31, 7pm 35-47 Bethnal Green Road, E1 6LA Shoreditch High Street richmix.org.uk

Oct 27-Nov 4, 10am-10pm The O2, Peninsula Square, SE10 0DX North Greenwich theo2.co.uk

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TERROR 2012: ALL IN THE MIND SOHO Reassuring for those who like to be seriously frightened, this event has a suggested 18+ entry policy. The show is a collaboration between playwrights and cabaret artists, and claims to be “the UK’s only annual season of horror” and Grand Guignol. Expect poetically dark gothic terror. Chilling tales will be interspersed with cabaret. £10+

Oct 16-Nov 3, 7.30pm. Soho Theatre, 21 Dean Street, W1D 3NE Oxford Circus terrorseason.com

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RICHARD OAKES MUSICIAN - ARTMAGIC What baffles me about London is how one place can have so much history – there are so many great and terrible things in the capital’s past. A lot of big cities have no memory, but with London you can feel it, especially when wandering round the South Bank, London Bridge and Greenwich. London’s best-kept secret is the outskirts. People visit London and stay near the centre and the only open spaces they see are the Royal Parks. A lot of the parks nearer London’s edge are more natural and beautiful. When I want to chill out I wander around Brent Lodge Park in W7, near where I was born. It’s one of those places that’s beautiful in summer and winter. The Wharncliffe Viaduct in Ealing – Queen Victoria used to halt her train when crossing it because she loved the view so much – is amazing. Who’s the most interesting person you’ve met? I’ve a feeling I’m supposed to name-drop here. Sean [McGhee, producer/vocalist] told me he once met P. Diddy in London and he was interesting for all the wrong reasons. My favourite place for a drink is The Fox pub in Hanwell by the canal. It’s a good job I don’t live any closer as I’d be in there all the time. For when you’re hungover in London you can’t beat somewhere quiet, which is pretty difficult! I moved to W7 because it was so peaceful and green. What gets me up in the morning? Music: it’s my obsession, my hobby and my career. I can’t begin to imagine life without music. My perfect weekend would be in summer. I always look forward to the festivals, both as a performer and a punter. My favourite is the End Of The Road in Dorset. It’s a shame London doesn’t have any as good as that. What was the last naughty thing you did? I’ve been on tour with Suede on and off for two years now, and touring brings out the worst in people. I have a Marx Brothers-like urge to destroy any pomposity in any situation, but I keep it bottled pretty well. One day I may crack, though. Five words that sum up London ... History, ambition, greed, poverty, tourism. artmagicmusic.com Debut album Become The One You Love is out now 12

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BAR THE SCENE Having a drink in Duke’s is like being in the living room of extremely loaded family friends that you don’t know very well. There’s dark oak panelling, expensive looking fireplaces and imposing portraits of His Highness God-knowswho everywhere. Drinks trolleys look as though they’ve been wheeled over the same carpet for generations. Men in extremely expensive suits outnumber ladies about 10 to one. The point of all this heavy-handed, old-fashioned Englishness? Well, Ian Fleming used to be a regular, and the bar is said to have inspired the legendary Bond bar specification: ‘Shaken not stirred.’ THE GRUB It’s all about the nibbles. New dishes of bright green Sorrentino olives arrive as fast as you can eat them, along with bowls of crackers and nuts. BEHIND THE BAR You’d be crazy not give their martinis a go. The bartender will talk you through the whole mixing process, with the lemon zest from the Amalfi Coast, the freezing cold Potocki vodka, and the dry vermouth brewed exclusively for Duke’s in Highgate. The end result is a real world-class tipple. If martinis aren’t your thing, try the other Bond-themed cocktails, such as the Vesper or the Moneypenny. BILL PLEASE Cocktails start from £16.95; spirits from £8; glasses of wine from £6.75; pint of beer from £6.50. VERDICT Brilliant London experience with superbly tasty (if pricey) drinks. HELEN ELFER

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A new menu of cocktails that come in at less than 100 calories each has been launched at TGI Friday’s. Banish all guilt about lengthy booze sessions with the skinny Long Island Iced Tea or a fresh blueberry mojito.

Italy’s aperitivo tradition (serving light bites free of charge with drinks) has now landed in London. Head to Il Tempo in Covent Garden for homemade pasta, healthy veg and freshly whipped up pesto between 5.30-8.30pm.

Who said fast food couldn’t be healthy? Pick up low-cal plates straight from the belt at Yo! Sushi, where mainstays such as miso soup and tuna nigiri will only cost you 56 and 88 calories respectively. Guilt-free gorging.

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POSH DOGS The trend for gourmet fast food (think Lucky Chip and Meat Liquor) is having its way with the humble hot dog at Searcys Champagne Bar in Paddington Station. The newly launched British Bulldog is a high-class version of the streetside snack, intended for pairing with champagne – although, mercifully, the price tag remains reasonable at £4.50. So why is it we can consider this particular ‘dawg’ a cut above the rest? The sausage is sculpted from a rare breed of pig farmed only in Wales, there’s a bespoke brioche bun from London’s Millers Bespoke Bakery, and the beetroot and horseradish relish has been sourced from an indie producer, also in Wales. The final gourmet garnish is a sprinkling of hazelnut and tomato powder. Fancy. searcyschampagnebars.co.uk

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PIPSDISH TO STAY Like many a pop-up before it, PipsDish at The Garage in Islington (pictured above) may soon have to relinquish its trendy prefix as the restaurant’s season has been extended. Serving farm-totable Brit fare in a former car repair shop, you can now snap up three courses for £30 and BYOB until at least the end of the Christmas festivities. pipsdish.co.uk

OYSTER FESTIVAL Slurp on some slippery little suckers at Thai restaurant SUDA in Covent Garden this week, which is having its very own Oyster Festival in tandem with mollusc specialists Maldon Oysters. Try a range of Thai takes on fresh UK produce for £6 per dish.

THE SCENE Stoke Newington’s Church Street is so utopian it feels almost dystopian; a high street existing in a bubble, frequented by high-level members of The Party, whilst all around it people merely subsist. And, in many ways, that’s not far from the truth. For now, however, Church Street and its lovely modern European brasserie, Homa, remain open to the proles. Homa is in a converted Georgian townhouse. Outside there’s an array of coloured seating, inside they’ve worked hard to make it feel bright and the tables are almost universally well-situated around a skylight. Almost universally, because the first one we’re plonked down on, despite there being many other empty tables, is clearly what I’d call the dud, behind a whacking great pillar, a place where no table really belongs. We ask to move, and are grudgingly allowed. The exchange sets the tone for the rest of the evening. THE GRUB Ordering is more of an ordeal than it ought to be, so thrown is our waitress by the question as to whether a dish has nuts in it or not. A question on top of being asked to move? The food itself is excellent: my starter of heritage tomatoes and mozzarella with basil puree is wonderfully fresh and balanced, and the main dish of rib steak with truffle potato puree and broad beans tastes as it looks, beautiful. My dining partner is impressed with her confit duck and describes her hake as tasting “almost good enough to abide the service”. I ask for whisky, but I’m told they’ve run out, although I’m sure I spy a half-full bottle on the shelf. We then have to almost plead for the bill, from which we don’t hesitate to ask to have the service charge removed.

An impressive wine list starting at £21 per bottle. Beer from £3.50. Starters from £6.50; mains from £12; sides £4; desserts from £5.50. VERDICT Really reasonably priced, fine dining-quality food and I dare say our experience wasn’t indicative of the restaurant’s service generally. OLI JONES BEHIND THE BAR BILL PLEASE

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ALASDAIR MORTON FOR THE RECORD Maintaining your punk, DIY, ethical roots is tough. It’s even tougher to appease the fans for whom the slightest indiscretion is a sign of ‘selling out’. Poor Frank Turner has had to bear the brunt of this – the polemic-driven frontman of Million Dead carved a niche for himself as the road dog solo artist, touring the nation’s length with a guitar, tunes about social inequality and standing strong in the face of adversity. Last year’s England Keep My Bones was an instant classic, then he played Wembley and the Olympics opening ceremony and everyone yelled: “Sell out!” Now, as if to taunt them, he’s launched his own beer, too, called Believe, which is described as “a modern twist on the traditional wheat beer”. Is he a sell out? An opportunist? A visionary bringing DIY aesthetics to the brewery trade? All three? He’s probably just someone who likes the idea of having a beer to call his own.

HOT CHIP Brixton Academy, 211 Stockwell Road, SW9 9SL OCT 18-19 | DOORS AT 7PM | £20

The bespectacled boffins who straddle the worlds of dance, indie and pop hit back this year with their fifth long player, the utterly fantastic In Our Heads, which they’ll be dipping into for this sure-to-be-best-of duo of shows. Birthed in 2000 when members Joe Goddard and Alexis Taylor found they had a mutually eclectic love of music, Chip’s first success came with Over And Over, an NME mag ‘best single’ award-winning guitar-led humdinger that soundtracked a summer (hell, the whole damn year). Sophomore album The Warning, from which it was taken, stirred soul, disco and bona fide pop into the brew before they branched out further with the follow up, Made In The Dark, two years later. Fusing house with electro, guitars and a pop song-orientated approach, as well as throwing many, many more genres into the mix, Hot Chip cemented their place as the chart-bothering indie band it was OK for dance heads to like, and vice versa. Four years later and they’re a Brit scene institution who have toured the globe, smashed dancefloors everywhere and even branched out further this year with Goddard’s party-tracking The 2 Bears side project. Support for Thursday night comes from Glaswegian sonic pirate Rustie, who’s worked with the likes of fellow genre-confounder Hudson Mohawke. Lining up for the Chip’s second night is Scottish-bred, north London-based indie outfit Django Django, who have been nominated for next month’s Mercury Music Prize for their debut self-titled album. Brixton

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A music-fan-made-star, Andrew McCarthy, aka Mr Scruff, has been sharing his musical loves for years now, becoming a DJ par excellence in his own right. Here, he makes one of his many sojourns to north London’s Koko for a night of tunes, taking in everything from hip-hop to electronica to left field oddities set to stun.

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The Book Club celebrates its third birthday with a face-off as two stalwarts of the festival scene come head to head. Disco Shed Soundsystem, represented by Count Skylarkin, Peepshow Paddy and DJ BarryDark, and Trojan Soundsystem’s Earl Gateshead and Daddy Ad are set to rock the dancefloor in this contest.

MoS and Movida Corona have teamed up for this nationwide hunt for the next superstar DJ. There have been heats across the length and breadth of the country, culminating in this grand final at London’s legendary club, the winner going into the international finals, as well as nabbing a MoS DJ set, too.

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Post-electro rockers from north of the border bring their dense and diverse bass-heavy houserock to town, in support of this year’s third long player Have Some Faith In Magic as well as the new EP New Relics, which landed earlier this month. Like a dark, broody club scene that’s strapped a guitar on.

Matt and Chris are many things: world-touring house DJs, the first Australian deck-jockies to get their own reality TV show and their nation’s number one party soundtrackists two years running according to InTheMix DJ awards. They are also playing this special Clapham Sunday show. Home-spun talent up close and intimate.

Nu-folk looked a dodgy, trad trend, but this Brooklyn troupe take the folk format and turn it on its head by injecting some Shins-esque pop hooks, some Field Music inventiveness and a load of Mogwai-muso-magic to their own creative blend of psych-rock aceness. Touring in support of their latest album, Shields.

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YES CADETS THE BUZZ SO FAR They’ve toured with the likes of indie heroes Yuck and The Guillemots, and a rough and ready recording of song Le Mans found them attention last year, when they were short-listed for Radio One airplay and played the Introducing Stage at Glastonbury. Mining a danceable indie-disco-pop vein reminiscent of Friendly Fires and LCD Soundsystem, the Northern Irish trio have released their debut EP Le Mans and will be looking to build on the early noise they’ve made. THE CRITICS SAY “They are getting us very excited with a string of subtley epic indie-pop releases” BBC THE PLUG Le Mans is out now through Humming Records. Show at Bull & Gate, November 5. £5 389 Kentish Town Road, NW5 2TJ Kentish Town bullandgate.co.uk

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MONDAY 15 Anthem Resident DJs play punk, rock, indie, emo and pop. The Roxy, Rathbone Place, W1T 1HJ (020 7255 1098). 10pm-3am. £5, w/ flyer £3, guestlist £2, £1 before 11pm.

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Droppin’ Science DJs Matman and Daredevil spin hip-hop with funk, soul bangers, reggae and trap. Proud Camden, The Horse Hospital, Chalk Farm Rd, NW1 8AH (020 7482 3867). 7.30pm-1.30am. Free. Embassy Of Good DJ Dementia, Mr Rive and DJ Mr Tobs spin boogie, Afrobeat, electro, funk, Latino, disco, techno and hip-hop, plus a live performance from Glass Diamond. Notting Hill Arts Club, Notting Hill Gate, W11 3JQ (020 7460 4459). 6pm-1am. £8, guestlist £6, £5 before 8pm. Jazz Cafe And Supa Dupa Fly Present Jazzy Jeff And Skillz, Big Ted and Emily Rawson spin 1990s and early 2000s hip-hop and R‘n’B. The Jazz Cafe, Parkway, NW1 7PG (020 7485 6834/ cc 0870 060 3777). 7pm. £22.50. Monday Resident DJs play pop, dance and R‘n’B . Thirst, Greek St, W1D 3DR (020 7437 1977). 5pm-3am. £3, free before 10pm. Pacha Rocks DJs play funky house, dance and pop. Pacha, Terminus Place, SW1V 1JR (0845 371 4489). 10pm-late. £5, adv £4.

TUESDAY 16 Candy Boys Resident DJs spin dance and pop. Candy Bar, Carlisle St, W1D 3BJ (020 7494 4041). 7pm-3am. Free. Chocolate Tuesdays DJs provide Latin soul, Kizomba, salsa, reggae, samba and groove to accompany dance classes. Gem, Beak St, W1F 9RA (020 7437 0239). 9pm-1am. £5. F.I.S.H. DJs play house, disco and minimal techno. Covert, Albert Embankment, SE1 7TP (020 7820 6757). 11pm-late. £8, w/flyer £5 before 1am. Forro Resident DJs spin Baile funk, house, urban Latin, reggaeton and pop, plus live music. Salsa!, Charing Cross Rd, WC2H 0JG (020 7379 3277). Phone for times. £5, free before 8pm. Juicy London DJs Oscar Wildstyle and Wiggie Smalls, Grandmaster Flash, Biz Markie and Just Blaze play a mix of bass, classic R‘n’B and hip-hop tracks. Proud Camden, The Horse Hospital, Chalk Farm Rd, NW1 8AH (020 7482 3867). 7.30pm-1.15am. £3, guestlist £2.

Village Underground. Fri, Nov 2. £27.50 The DJ known under many guises performs a JJ Doom set and other material at this East End show with supports that play like a hip-hop fan’s dream. EC2A 3PQ

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WEDNESDAY 17 Beach Bum DJ Larry Sun plays a mash-up of dance, hip-hop, electro and party. Ladybird Bar, Upper St, N1 0NY (020 7359 1710). 9pm-2am. Free. Dance Nights Princess Karina and DJ Gary Baldi spin dance hits. EC3 Live, Crosswall, EC3N 2JY (020 7488 1766). 11.30pm-3am. £10. Droppin’ Science And Jazz Cafe Present DJ Doo Wop spins hip-hop, rap and R‘n’B tracks with Jeru the Damaja and Sadat X, with support from DJs Matman and Daredevil. The Jazz Cafe, Parkway, NW1 7PG (020 7485 6834/ cc 0870 060 3777). 7pm-late. £13.50. Gigolo House, pop and disco from residents and guests. The Shadow Lounge, Brewer St, W1F 0RF (020 7287 7988). 10pm-3am. concs £5. N*A*S*I*N SoniX, Brahim and Punk Gareth play punk, rock, metal and ska. The Borderline, Orange Yard, Manette St, W1D 4JB (0870 060 3777/ cc 0871 231 0842). 11pm-3am. £5, w/flyer £4, NUS £3, mems £2. Smile DJs play funky house, club classics and pop. Thirst, Greek St, W1D 3DR (020 7437 1977). 5pm-3am. £4, £3 before midnight. Those That Know Resident DJs play a mix of hip-hop, dubstep, electro, R‘n’B and dance tracks. Catch, Kingsland Rd, E2 8DA (020 7729 6097). 8pm-midnight. Free.

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Livin Proof Present Snips, DJ Rags, DJ Khalil and Budgie spin hip-hop, with a live performance from LA rapper Dom Kennedy. XOYO, Cowper St, EC2A 4AP (020 7729 5959). 8pm-1am. Adv £10.

Bones Brigade Thursdays DJ Francois supplies upbeat rock, pop and 1990s dance. Zigfrid, Hoxton Sq, N1 6NU (0871 984 2824). 9pm-late. Free.

Gilles Peterson Jazz and Latin courtesy of the former Radio 1 DJ, plus live music from Nick Mulvey, Eska and Ayanna WitterJohnson. The House Of St Barnabas In Soho, Greek St, W1D 4NQ (020 7437 1894). 7.30pm. £20.

Homegrown DJs Ronnie Joice and Ali Valium spin electro, alternative and pop, with live performances from The Wildes, Findlay and Tied To The Mast. The Hoxton Pony, Curtain Rd, EC2A 3AH (020 7613 2844). 7.30pm-1am. Free.

Stupid Tuesday DJs play funky house, disco and pop. Thirst, Greek St, W1D 3DR (020 7437 1977). 5pm-3am. £3, free before 10pm.

I Love Fwd Electronica, rock, garage and dubstep courtesy of resident DJs. Plastic People, Curtain Rd, EC2A 3QE (020 7739 6471). 9.30pm-2am. £7.

Dean DeNeilson Leaving Party Resident DJs play dance, house and club classics. Gigalum, Cavendish Parade, Clapham Common South Side, SW4 9DW (020 8772 0303). 7pm-late. Free.

The Paradise Show Jim Sharp plays funk, soul and rocking vintage blues. Paradise By Way Of Kensal Green, Kilburn Ln, W10 4AE (020 8969 0098). 8pm-2am. £5 after 9pm.

Hot Chip Official Afterparty Al Doyle and Felix Martin (Hot Chip) spin electro, house, disco and techno. Jamm, Brixton Rd, SW9 6LH (020 7346 8920/ cc 020 7274 5537). 8pm-4am. £10.

Pinup Peepshow Swing and electro from resident DJs, plus live burlesque and cabaret performances from Velma Celli, Miss Vienna Green, Ben Brown, Teddy Boy and Mia Merode. Proud Cabaret, Mark Ln, EC3R 7AH (020 7482 3867). 8.30pm-late. £10.

Jungle Fever Vs. Pure Science Jungle and drum ‘n’ bass supplied by DJs Jungle Fever and Pure Science. The Coronet, New Kent Rd, SE1 6TJ (020 7701 1500). 10pm-7am. Adv £10 & £20.

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Jack Beats Niall Dailly and Ben Giffen spin dance. Koko, Camden High St, NW1 7JE (0870 432 5527). 7pm-late. £15.

Jungle Syndicate Mute:8 Recordings spin drum ‘n’ bass. The Rhythm Factory, Whitechapel Rd, E1 1EW (020 7375 3774). 10pm6am. £10, £8 before midnight. Mixmag Live Presents DJs Carl Craig, Paul Woolford, Glimpse, Adeline and Jonny Cade spin house, techno and electro. Village Underground, Holywell Ln, EC2A 3PQ (020 7422 7505). 6pm-4am. Adv £16.

Laid Blak Album Tour Date Laid Blak, General Roots, Alonestar, Miss Blackman and DJ Bunjy spin hip-hop, reggae, rap, rock and pop. Archangel, Kensington High St, W8 5NP (020 7938 4137). 8pm-midnight. £7, adv £5.

Mutant Disco Meets Darius Syrossian Darius Syrossian, Colin Chiddle, Scott Kemp, Black Plastic, Will Taylor and Joe Morley spin house and disco. Question Mark Bar, Stoke Newington High St, N16 0PH (020 7682 1346). 9pm-5am. £10.

Love Present Rob Bailey and Chris Dale supply 1960s club soul, ska, Motown, R‘n’B and boogaloo. Orleans, Seven Sisters Rd, N4 2HZ (020 72841 8482). 10pm-late. £5, free before midnight.

On The Real Hip-hop and rap courtesy of DJ Maseo, Spin Doctor, Mr Thing, Chris P Cuts, plus host MC Prankster. East Village, Great Eastern St, EC2A 3HX (020 7739 5173). 10pm-3.30am. Adv £7 & £10.

Oxjam Shoreditch Presents Grime, house and garage, with ChockABlock, Logan Sama, Mark Radford, Mike Delinquent, Syron, C4, Donntwatchthat.tv, Livin’ Proof and Gabriel Heatwave. Relay, Bermondsey St Tunnel, SE1 3JW (020 7403 7730). 8pm-2am. £8.

University of Dub Presents Roots Dance Skanking King Alpha, Ras Joseph, Ras Peter, Jah Voice and Aba-Shanti-I spin dub and reggae. The Scala, Pentonville Rd, N1 9NL (020 7833 2022/ cc 0844 477 1000). 10pm-6am. £12.

Tweetbox Mr TPFD spins Number Ones from the year you were born. The Book Club, Leonard St, EC2A 4RH (020 7684 8618). 8pm-2am. Free. Uprise Audio Label Launch Dubstep and bass music courtesy of DJs Seven, Youngsta, Andrew VC, Chewie, T_!, Dubtek, Nanobyte, Yayne and Joe Raygun. East Village, Great Eastern St, EC2A 3HX (020 7739 5173). 9pm-3am. Free.

FRIDAY 19 Club Kali Bhangra, house, Bollywood, R‘n’B and Arabic courtesy of DJs Ritu and Dilz. The Dome, Dartmouth Park Hill, N19 5QQ (020 7272 8153). 10.30pm-3am. £8. Crack Magazine Takeover Residents and guests spin deep house, disco, electronica and techno. The Nest, Stoke Newington Rd, N16 7XJ (020 7354 9993). 9pm4am. £5, free before 10.30pm. Crew Love By Wolf + Lamb House music courtesy of No Regular Play, Alex Bradley and Wolf + Lamb, plus a live performance from PillowTalk. Loft Studios, Scrubs Ln, NW10 6QW (020 8969 0234). 10pm-6am. Adv £15.

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SATURDAY 20 A Big 1st Birthday Butch, Flashmob, Hector Couto, Chris Solo, Dan Mizuri and Al Mani provide house, techno and experimental. The LightBox, South Lambeth Place, SW8 1SP (020 7434 1113). 10pm-6am. £12.50. Craig Charles Funk And Soul Club The actor and DJ joins residents Mary-Go-Round, Sir Funk, Otis Waby and Jimmy James playing funk and soul classics, plus Dirty Luck performs live. Bloomsbury Bowling Lanes, Basement Of Tavistock Hotel, Tavistock Sq, WC1H 9EU (020 7183 1979). 8pm-3am. £8. Kisstory Dance anthems, old skool and R‘n’B courtesy of Justin Wilkes and Neev, plus live performances from N-Trance and Wide Boys. IndigO2, Peninsula Sq, SE10 0DX (0871 220 0260). 10pm-late. £18. Mr Scruff The Manchesterbased DJ spins an eclectic mix of acid jazz, soul, hip-hop, funk, disco, deep house, reggae, dubstep, Afro beat, breaks and Latin. Koko, Camden High St, NW1 7JE (0870 432 5527). 9.30pm-3am. £15.

Release Yourself Roger Sanchez, Prok And Fitch, Stafford Brothers, Stealth, Kid Massive, Robbie Taylor, Delice Dephunk, HollyBee And DJ Purr, Laura Essence, Sebastian Benson And Toby Allen, Closure and Alan Prosser And Dan Ferritt spin house, dance, club and electro. The Ministry Of Sound, Gaunt St, SE1 6DP (0870 060 0010). 11pm-7am. £20. Shogun Audio Warehouse Party DJs Chase And Status, Friction, Ed Rush And Optical, Alix Perez, Rockwell, SpectraSoul, The Prototypes, Mefjus, Hatcha, Marcus Nasty, Jumping Jack Frost and Bryan Gee spin jungle and drun ‘n’ bass, plus a live performance from Icicle. Great Suffolk St Warehouse, Great Suffolk St, SE1 0NS. 10pm-6am. £25, see www.londonwarehouse events.co.uk for details. What Matters Pre Party Residents supply electronic dance music. Gigalum, Cavendish Parade, Clapham Common South Side, SW4 9DW (020 8772 0303). 7pm-late. Free.

SUNDAY 21 DJ Discovered Showcase The Stafford Brothers spin house. Gigalum, Cavendish Parade, Clapham Common South Side, SW4 9DW (020 8772 0303). 3pm-late. Free. Fuse Resident DJ Enzo Siragusa provides techno, house, electro and minimal. 93 Feet East, Brick Ln, E1 6RU (020 7770 6006). 3pm-10.30pm. guestlist free. Great Big Kiss DJ spins Northern soul and girl group classics. Buffalo Bar, Upper St, N1 1RU (020 7359 6191). 9pm-4am. Adv £6, mems £4. Los Bubble Resident DJs and special guests play deep house music. Vibe Bar, Brick Ln, E1 6QL (020 7247 3479). 6pm-11.30pm. Free. Pause Resident DJs provide house, disco, hip-hop, chart, funk and Latin. The Den & Centro, West Central St, WC1A 1JJ (020 7240 1083). 10pm-6am. £10. Shiftless Shuffle DJs Gilles Peterson, Colin Parnell and Boo spin funk, Latin and fusion. East Village, Great Eastern St, EC2A 3HX (020 7739 5173). 2pm-8pm. £8. Soulvolution Terry T-Rex, Jeffrey Hinton, DJ QBee, David Rosen and Johnny Rogue play soul. Zen Sai, Inverness St, NW1 7HJ (020 7424 9527). 9pm-2am. Free. Sunday Bass DJ Obri3n spins dubstep, pop and dance floor anthems. Mother Bar, Old St, EC1V 9LE (020 7739 5949). 10pm-late. Free.

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MONDAY 15 The D.O.T Former The Streets frontman Mike Skinner and ex singer of The Music Rob Harvey play pop, dance and indie. XOYO, Cowper St, EC2A 4AP (020 7729 5959). Adv £15.

Hot Chip Pop and dance-flavoured electronic music by the Londonbased combo. O2 Academy Brixton, Stockwell Rd, SW9 9SL (0844 477 2000/ cc 0844 477 2000). Also Fri. £20.

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Lanterns On The Lake The Newcastle-based six-piece plays experimental folk. The Scala, Pentonville Rd, N1 9NL (020 7833 2022/ cc 0844 477 1000). £12.50.

The Gaslight Anthem, Blood Red Shoes, Dave Hause The New Jersey-based four-piece plays rock and punk-rock. O2 Academy Brixton, Stockwell Rd, SW9 9SL (0844 477 2000/ cc 0844 477 2000). Also Wed. £21. The Midnight Beast, Unicorn Kid, Vid Warren The London-based three-piece, who also starred in a TV sitcom about fictionalised versions of members Stefan Abingdon, Dru Wakely and Ashley Horne, performs comedy pop. O2 Shepherd’s Bush Empire, Shepherd’s Bush Green, W12 8TT (020 8354 3300/ cc 0844 477 2000). £19.50. Nada Surf Alternative rock and indie-rock by the New Yorkbased band to promote the album The Stars Are Indifferent To Astronomy. The Scala, Pentonville Rd, N1 9NL (020 7833 2022/ cc 0844 477 1000). Adv £15. Nine Black Alps The Manchesterbased four-piece plays alternative rock and post-grunge to promote its fourth album Sirens. The Borderline, Orange Yard, Manette St, W1D 4JB (0870 060 3777/cc 0871 231 0842). £10. The Parlotones Melodic rock by the well-established outfit from Johannesburg, South Africa, in support of the album Journey Through The Shadows. O2 Academy Islington, Parkfield St, N1 0PS (020 7288 4400/cc 0844 477 2000). £15. Ed Sheeran Soulful acoustic pop from the Halifax-born singer-songwriter. HMV Apollo, Queen Caroline St, W6 9QH (0843 221 0100). Also Tue & Wed. £24. Tamaryn, Man Without Country Alt rock and shoegaze by the duo of New Zealand-born Tamaryn, plus Rex John Shelverton, now based in San Francisco. The Lexington, Pentonville Rd, N1 9JB (020 7837 5371). Adv £10.

TUESDAY 16 Bwani Junction The Edinburghbased four-piece plays upbeat, Afro-Caribbean-influenced indiepop. The Lexington, Pentonville Rd, N1 9JB (020 7837 5371). Adv £6. Future Of The Left, Fighting Fiction, Chris T-T & The Hoodrats Alternative rock from the Cardiffbased three-piece playing songs from their current album The Plot Against Common Sense. Bull And Gate, Kentish Town Rd, NW5 2TJ (020 7704 0187). Adv £10. Liars, The Haxan Cloak The Brooklyn-formed outfit plays a bled of experimental rock and post-punk. The Scala, Pentonville Rd, N1 9NL (020 7833 2022/ cc 0844 477 1000). Adv £14. Pains Of Being Pure At Heart Indie-pop by the New York-based band. Dingwalls, Camden Lock, Chalk Farm Rd, NW1 8AB (020 7428 0010/ cc 020 7428 5929). Adv £13.

Professor Green Hip-hop, rap and grime artist Stephen Manderson from Hackney, who reached number one with the single Read All About It. HMV Forum, Highgate Rd, NW5 1JY (020 7428 4099). £25.

BEN GIBBARD Union Chapel. Mon, Dec 3. £21 The Death Cab For Cutie frontman has struck out on his own and plays this beautiful venue in support of his forthcoming debut solo LP, Former Lives. N1 2XD

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Richie Sambora The veteran American guitarist, best known as a long time member of charttopping band Bon Jovi, plays hard rock and heavy metal to promote his third solo album Aftermath Of The Lowdown. O2 Shepherd’s Bush Empire, Shepherd’s Bush Green, W12 8TT (020 8354 3300/ cc 0844 477 2000). £42.50. Shonen Knife The veteran Japanese three-piece plays pop-punk and alternative rock to promote its album Pop Tune. Cargo, Rivington St, EC2A 3AY (020 7739 3440). £15, adv £12. Susanna Alt rock by the Norwegian singer-songwriter. LSO St Luke’s, Old St, EC1V 9NG (020 7638 8891/ cc 0845 120 7591). £10-£22. Suzanne Vega Folk-pop by the New York-based singersongwriter. Barbican Centre, Silk St, EC2Y 8DS (020 7638 8891/ cc 020 7638 8891). Adv £29.50.

WEDNESDAY 17 Dirty Projectors The American band plays experimental indie-rock from the album Swing Lo Magellan. Roundhouse, Chalk Farm Rd, NW1 8EH (0844 482 8008). £16.50. Field Music, Golden Fable The Sunderland-based band, led by brothers David and Peter Brewis, plays psychedelic indierock and art rock to promote the album Plumb. Electric Ballroom, Camden High St, NW1 8QP (020 7485 9006). £12.50. Kosheen The Bristol-based threepiece plays a mixture of trip hop, breakbeat and rock in support of its fourth album, Independence. O2 Academy Islington, Parkfield St, N1 0PS (020 7288 4400/cc 0844 477 2000). £15. George Michael: Symphonica: The Orchestral Tour The charttopping pop singer and former Wham! frontman performs a selection of his hits as well as some of his favourite covers, with accompaniment from an orchestra. Earls Court, Warwick Rd, SW5 9TA (020 7385 1200). £51-£91.

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The Old Dance School Cinematic alternative folk with World music rhythms by the seven-piece from Birmingham to promote its album Chasing The Light. The Forge Venue And Caponata Restaurant, Delancey St, NW1 7NL (020 7383 7808). £10, concs £8. Roddy Woomble, Rura The Irvine-born singer-songwriter and guitarist, best known as the frontman of indie-rockers Idlewild, performs contemporary folk in support of his album The Impossible Song & Other Songs. Kings Place, York Way, N1 9AG (020 7520 1490). £13.50-£24.50, adv £9.50. Dan Le Sac, Seward, Benin City Daniel Stephens, the Readingbased DJ and producer and one half of Dan Le Sec Vs Scroobius Pip, performs electro and hip-hop, promoting his album Space Between The Words. The Barfly, Camden, Chalk Farm Rd, NW1 8AN (0844 847 2424). £11. Young Guns, We Are The In Crowd, Your Demise, Marmozets Heavy rock from the High Wycombe-based five-piece. O2 Shepherd’s Bush Empire, Shepherd’s Bush Green, W12 8TT (020 8354 3300/ cc 0844 477 2000). £13.50.

THURSDAY 18. El Gran Combo De Puerto Rico The veteran outfit from San Juan, Puerto Rico, plays lively salsa music led by founding member and musician Rafael Ithier. Electric Brixton, Town Hall Parade, Brixton Hill, SW2 1RJ (020 7274 2290). £35. Errors The four-piece from Glasgow plays gloomy and haunting electro indie-pop and new wave to promote its album Have Some Faith In Magic. Heaven, Charing Cross Arches, Villiers St, WC2N 6NG (020 7930 2020). £10.50. Funeral Suits The Dublin-based four-piece plays a blend of harmonious alt pop, art rock and electronica to promote the album Lily Of The Valley. The Lexington, Pentonville Rd, N1 9JB (020 7837 5371). Adv £7.

Scouting For Girls, Lilygreen & Maguire, Atticus Anthem The platinum-selling three-piece plays light hearted pop and indierock to promote its album The Light Between Us O2 Shepherd’s Bush Empire, Shepherd’s Bush Green, W12 8TT (020 8354 3300/ cc 0844 477 2000). £22.50.

FRIDAY 19 Bastille Dark indie-pop and electronica by the Londonbased band, led by vocalist Dan Smith. Koko, Camden High St, NW1 7JE (0870 432 5527). £11. Hugh Cornwell The singersongwriter and ex Stranglers frontman plays punk and rock from the albums No More Heroes and Totem And Taboo. O2 Academy Islington, Parkfield St, N1 0PS (020 7288 4400/cc 0844 477 2000). £20. Die! Die! Die!, Seize The Chair, We//Are//Animal, Mad Colours The three-piece from New Zealand plays up tempo, guitar-driven punk-rock and noise pop. Bull And Gate, Kentish Town Rd, NW5 2TJ (020 7704 0187). Adv £5. Gallows, Feed The Rhino, Brotherhood Of The Lake Hardcore punk by the fivepiece from Watford, with former Alexisonfire singer Wade MacNeil. The Underworld, Camden High St, NW1 0NE (020 7482 1932). Adv £15. Islands Indie-rock by the Montrealbased band. The Garage, Highbury Corner, N5 1RD (0870 060 3777/ cc 0844 847 1678). £12. Jefferson Starship Classic rock by the San Francisco-based band, descended from the original Jefferson Airplane. The Borderline, Orange Yard, Manette St, W1D 4JB (0870 060 3777/ cc 0871 231 0842). Also Sat. £27.50. We Were Promised Jetpacks Indie-rock and alternative pop by the post-punk revival band from Edinburgh. Dingwalls, Camden Lock, Chalk Farm Rd, NW1 8AB (020 7428 0010/cc 020 7428 5929). £10.

SATURDAY 20 Kelly Clarkson, Cover Drive The Grammy Award-winning Texan singer-songwriter performs pop. Wembley Arena, Arena Sq, Engineers Way, HA9 0DH (0870 060 0870). £35. The Cribs Indie-rock by the threepiece outfit who originate from Wakefield. HMV Forum, Highgate Rd, NW5 1JY (020 7428 4099). £25.

Graveyard Johnnys, Spook And The Ghouls, Go-Go Cult, Voodoo Ghost Town, Prison Blues The Monmouthshireformed three-piece plays chaotic and energetic rockabilly, punk rock and heavy post-grunge. 12 Bar Club, Denmark Place, WC2H 8NL (020 7240 2622). Adv £7. Labrinth, D’Banj Hip-hop and R‘n’B from London-based singer-songwriter Timothy McKenzie in support of the album Electronic Earth. O2 Academy Brixton, Stockwell Rd, SW9 9SL (0844 477 2000/ cc 0844 477 2000). £17.50. Steve Miller Band Classic rock and blues-rock outfit featuring the lead singer and guitarist. Roundhouse, Chalk Farm Rd, NW1 8EH (0844 482 8008). £35-£47.50. The Straps, Vicious Rumours, 16 Guns, The Pukes Classic punk by the London-based band. The Barfly, Camden, Chalk Farm Rd, NW1 8AN (0844 847 2424). £8. Toyah, Zaine Griff, Alexa De Strange, Shh Pop-rock, punk and new wave from the veteran singer and actress performs her hits including Thunder In The Mountains and I Want To Be Free. O2 Academy Islington, Parkfield St, N1 0PS (020 7288 4400/ cc 0844 477 2000). £18.

SUNDAY 21 Tony Carreira Europop by the Portuguese singer. O2 Academy Brixton, Stockwell Rd, SW9 9SL (0844 477 2000/ cc 0844 477 2000). £23 & £38. Dillon Experimental pop from the singer-songwriter. Hoxton Square Bar And Kitchen, Hoxton Sq, N1 6NU (020 7613 0709). £8.50. Living With Lions, Marathonmann Punk-rock from the four-piece band who originate from Vancouver, Canada. O2 Academy Islington, Parkfield St, N1 0PS (020 7288 4400/ cc 0844 477 2000). £8. Rastak The 16-piece performs Iranian folk and traditional music, exploring a range of sounds from the Caspian sea, the Persian Gulf, Khorasan, Kurdistan, Khuzestan and Azerbaijan. Barbican Centre, Silk St, EC2Y 8DS (020 7638 8891/ cc 020 7638 8891). £17-£100. Robin & The New Revolution Nepalese singer-songwriter and guitarist Robin Tamang leads his outfit as it plays upbeat and catchy pop-rock. The Underworld, Camden High St, NW1 0NE (020 7482 1932). £15. The Shondes, Throwing Up, The Tuts Radical indie-punk by the group originating from Brooklyn, New York. The Lexington, Pentonville Rd, N1 9JB (020 7837 5371). Adv £5. Trivium, As I Lay Dying, Caliban, Upon A Burning Body Thrash and metalcore from the Orlando-based four-piece in support of the album In Waves. O2 Shepherd’s Bush Empire, Shepherd’s Bush Green, W12 8TT (020 8354 3300/ cc 0844 477 2000). £19.50.

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James Walsh The Starsailor frontman-turned-solo-star on writing for movies, penning a hit single, and why guitar bands are still cool INTERVIEW JADE BREMNER

Tell us about the new album, Lullaby? People should expect a dark album lyrically but with some pretty melodies interwoven into some of the tracks. It’s different to what I’ve done before because it’s based entirely on the plot of Chuck Palahniuk’s novel of the same name. I did [2010 Brit music drama] Powder but that was more about writing songs for the fictional band rather than telling the narrative. What’s Chuck like to work with? I haven’t had any direct contact with him, although I’d love to meet him. The film company worked hard to secure the rights to his book and they have ongoing contact with him. It would be interesting to get his feedback. I hope he likes it, and his fans – he has a passionate fanbase! What’s the album’s most poignant song? For me, it’s a song called Start Again. The rest of the album is very dark and fits the story of some twisted characters, but this track has more of a restorative universal message of trying to right the wrongs. More people can relate their experiences to it, and it shows the characters to be human. You collaborated with a friend on the recording of the album... It was recorded with my good friend Sacha Skarbek, who’s known for his work with James Blunt and Adele, among others. The record was a challenging departure for both of us, though. Have you been collaborating a lot? I’ve been doing a lot with a producer friend called Eliot James, who worked previously with Two Door Cinema Club and Noah And The Whale. I’ve also worked with Eliza Doolittle a lot and have a song called Lately I did with Matt Cardle on his new album. I’ve also got a few dance collaborations, too – I’ve been busy! Does this mean an end for Starsailor? I don’t think so, although I can’t see us coming back in the near future. We had an amazing time – almost 10 years together and four albums that we’re proud of. It’s important not to outstay your welcome as a band and it was important for the lads to explore life out of Starsailor, too. Stel [bass] is currently on tour with Spiritualized.

Walsh: mostly a happy man Is it lonely on stage as a solo act? Sometimes if it’s a particularly difficult crowd and there’s no one to share those nerves with. I have played a lot with Jim Duguid, Donnie Little and Mick McDaid who play a lot with Paolo Nutini, too. They are good fun to make music with. Jim’s a songwriter, so we share stories about our recent writing sessions. Is having a hit record to do with being in the right place at the right time? Absolutely. I think it happened at the right time. I’m proud of the music from my era and how great melodies were at the heart of it. Coldplay, Travis, Keane and ourselves contributed some great sing-a-long anthems that will last when more fashionable music fades. Would the 15-year-old James Walsh be proud of the James Walsh now? I hope so! Although I thought I was much too cool for school back then. Now I’m much more relaxed and open to different ideas as long as I can keep doing what I love – writing songs. Your tracks come across pretty solemn. Are you a happy bloke? I’m a very happy bloke most of the time but any songwriter will tell you sad songs are easier to write than the happy ones. Four To The Floor is pretty happy and it’s our biggest hit worldwide.

What’s the secret to good bands getting noticed these days? Great guitar music is still doing well, look at The Vaccines, although the wider population seems to be lapping up more dance and hip-hop stuff. Some incendiary live performances can catapult a band to success, though: Pulp stepping in for The Stone Roses at Glastonbury 1995 was a big one – we need another moment like that. What’s the most memorable experience you’ve had on the road or travelling? The most eye-opening experience was a visit to some orphanages in India with a charity project that helps street kids get out of child slavery. We got to hear amazing stories about how they’re now in college or running a successful business. Playing a few songs at a winery in Adelaide, New York’s Irving Plaza and doing The Letterman Show when Love Is Here was breaking – there have been some great times. A lot of my best travel memories are from Belgium and Australia. Belgium really embraced the band and we played some great festivals and some beautiful old cities, and Australia is such a friendly place – there’s a real ‘have a go’ attitude to things there that us reserved Brits lack at times. Lullaby is out now through Smith And Songs Records jameswalshmusic.com

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FRANKENWEENIE FILM review by Alasdair Morton STARRING: Charlie Tahan, Martin Short | PG | 87mins

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 4 FILM STARRING: Katie Featherstone, Kathryn Newton | 15 | 87mins

This is the 2009 no-budget smash’s third sequel, and the series has managed to maintain the scares in its POV haunted house tales so far, as a poltergeist terrorises people who come to believe all too late in things going bump in the night. A far better Halloween franchise than the blood-letting Saw series. On general release from October 19

Tim Burton has been doing the same thing for a while now: plying his Burtonian trade in a procession of gothicly stylised kids’ films (Charlie And The Chocolate Factory, Alice In Wonderland). So the thought of him doing the same with a horror homage, buried in a draw from years back, could make you think it’s all a case of been here, seen that. But he injects enough lively smarts and funnies to keep the stop-motion animated Frankenweenie feeling fresh. As the title would suggest, this is a Frankenstein-riffing horror, in which lonely schoolboy Victor brings his beloved pet Sparky back to life after he’s run over, only for his lightning-infused science experiments to attract all kinds of unwanted attention from his school’s oddballs and eccentrics. Burton mines his love of monster movies for a pastiche that will probably go over the heads of non genre fans and kids, too – Godzilla, Gremlins, The Mummy and Frankenstein are all drawn upon at one stage. It’s the invention with which it is carried off that works, though, as visual gags (an invisible goldfish) mix with winning one liners (“Sometimes adults don’t know what they’re talking about!” Victor’s dad says) in this ‘also available in 3D’ flick. Burton assembles a voice cast of familiar faces (Winona Ryder, Martin Landau, Catherine O’Hara, Christopher Lee) but manages to make what could have been a by-the-book indulgence trip down memory lane (the black and white palette even works here, underscoring Burton’s kookiness) both contemporary and enjoyable. GOOD FOR: A passion project that works as Burton does ‘Burton’ the best he has in years.

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St Albans’ loudest comedian – an unproven accolade we have bestowed upon Helm that few could argue – brings his third solo show, already a hit at Edinburgh, to London. Expect a dissection of his love life, gender politics and a confrontational delivery that makes you feel like you’re being attacked: viciously, verbally and hilariously.

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Post World War I, the photographic shooting gallery came to prominence, in which the reward for hitting the target was a pic of the shooter mid-trigger. This attraction, and the crossover between guns and photos, is the focus of this new exhibition, featuring thoughts and photos from Sylvia Ballhouse and Steven Pippin.

Brandon Thomas’ neatly crafted 1893 farce stars Matthew Horne (TV’s Gavin And Stacey) as an Oxford student aiming to deceive in the name of love. Ian Talbot’s sprightly production, boasting designer Paul Farnsworth’s gorgeous sets, never hits the high spots of hilarity but confirms the durability of this late-Victorian romp.

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LEWIS SCHAFFER What’s the show this evening about? I don’t have a clue what the show is about, and I’m in it, and doing it. But so is the audience.

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This debut feature from Benh Zeitlin won the Camera D’Or Award at this year’s Cannes, the Grand Jury Prize at Sundance, and has generally been wowing, dazzling and stunning audiences all year round. Its blend of fantasy, realism, emotional truth and whimsy is unlike anything else this year and marks the arrival of a new talent. Believe the hype and see for yourself.

Making his West End debut, a bearded Rob Brydon is the beating heart of Trevor Nunn’s mildly enjoyable, light-hearted revival of Alan Ayckbourn’s 1984 comedy about an am-dram production of The Beggar’s Opera. There are moments of pathos and humour but it’s at its funniest when Brydon’s on stage.

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It’s also been called ‘riotous’ – is that a tough tag to live up to? Others have written the show is “appalling”, some have said that it “violates all the comedy rules”, that it is guilty of “mangling jokes”, and many have also said it is “an experience”. And that’s just from the people who recommend the show! It’s also been described as highly unpredictable... Yes, and yet, somehow, it is the longest running solo comedy show in all of London. And fun. I forgot to say that – it’s fun! Lewis Schaffer is Free Until Famous The Source Below, W1F 9TY. Every Tues & Weds. 8pm. Free Piccadilly Circus sourcebelow.com

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Leader of the sack Comedian Richard Herring is all about the appendage for his latest stand-up show Talking Cock, playing in London this week WORDS ALASDAIR MORTON

Brit comedian Richard Herring’s new show, Talking Cock 2: The Second Coming, caused quite a stir when it hit the Edinburgh Fringe Festival this summer. Not just because of its eye-catching focus on the male appendage and our attitudes towards it, not just because it was unanimously described as ace by all who saw it (though all of this is true by the way), but because the brains behind the Fringe programme deemed it an offensive title and promptly attacked it with an asterisk to defend our outrage. “It was a worrying development for an arts festival to start censoring what it thinks is ‘too rude’,” Herring tells us ahead of taking this re-tooled version of his 2002 show of the same name across the country on tour. “I did [the show] there 10 years ago and there was no problem at all. And it has a double meaning, of course, it comes from talking cock and bull – which means to talk rubbish – but by censoring it they were making it mean only the rude thing. You can say much more offensive things in a sentence without having a swear word. It is ideas that are offensive, not words.” The puerile and the pensive, the childish and the mature – Herring’s combination of the two tells us much about a comedian who is all about finding the funny in the serious, who is as adept with a knob gag as he is with taking on fascism or, as in the case of his latest stage performance, performing a dissection of masculinity and what men and women really think of each other, but wrapping it all up in a masquerade of dick jokes. “When I first came up with the show it was a response to The Vagina Monologues [the hit stage show which has played around the world since 1996],” Herring recalls. “When that came out it felt like it was in isolation, ‘All men are bastards’, that kind of thing. I wanted to do a show about how human beings share their lives and not to make it about competition. “Men can be arseholes, but they can have just as much pressure and expectations put upon them because of their sex, too. We all try to conform to what is expected when in fact there are bits of male and female in all of us. Genitals are supposed to be shared in whatever combination you want to share them, they are not an exclusive thing!” Having scored great solo success over the past five or six years, Herring has taken this opportunity to revisit a show that means a lot to him, but also to bring it to a new audience that may have only discovered him recently.

Those who aren’t familiar with him as half of a 1990s comedy creative force with Stewart Lee, whose Fist Of Fun and This Morning With Richard Not Judy TV series were landmarks in the alt-comedy scene, may have seen his Christ On A Bike or What Is Love, Anyway? shows, or read his weekly column in Metro on their morning commute.

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A decade is a long time, but returning to the material after this period highlighted for Herring the many ways things have not changed at all. “When people hear about the show they think that they know what it is going to be about – men saying they’re better than women, getting angry and being all macho ››

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(Clockwise from left) A fruity pose for Sex Week in 2004; with Father Ted star Ardal O’Hanlon; on stage in London this month

and stuff,” he says. “Men talk about their penises much too much, but it is always in a joking way and, in doing this show, I realised how insecure men actually were about this subject, which they talk about seriously so little.” Opting to tackle a sensitive subject head on, Herring carried out an anonymous online survey asking both men and women about their relationships, sex and their opinions and admissions about the ‘spam javelin’ in particular. What emerged, both then and now, is how the notion of a gender war is highly misinformed. “What came out is how much women like men,” he reveals – and also how male machismo leads men not to talk about problems and concerns that will affect many of them at some point in their lives. “I also found out that men are disgusting,” he admits, again illustrating how some things have not, and most likely never will, change. “I asked: ‘Where have you put your penis for fun?’ and the answer was pretty much everywhere and anywhere you could possibly imagine. A toilet roll full of jelly, a hollowed-out cucumber, the gap between the mattress and the metal frame of the bed, even. There is an inventiveness and ingenuity to it where men are trying to make, essentially, an artificial vagina. It has been revelatory about guys and their frustration!” While the title of the show caused a storm in a tea cup in the Scottish capital, Herring is no stranger to causing controversy of one form or another. Christ On A Bike, depressingly yet predictably, was picketed at several shows

on its spring 2011 UK tour, Christians reacting to its perceived blaspheming, despite the protesters having likely not seen it. “It was a bit sad more than anything else, people getting upset about a show they have only imagined in their head,” he recalls matter-of-factly of the placard-wavers. “I like to tackle big subjects and some people think you shouldn’t be joking about these things. But there is humour in all subjects and a way of approaching topics to make you think about issues. Some Christians thought a show [of that title] by an atheist was anti-Jesus or anti-Christian, when it was not – it was my own personal journey having been brought up Christian and then turning away from it.” Moreover, as much as his Christ show was driven by a selfconfessed obsession with Jesus, it was as much by his passion for questioning authority and challenging rules. “I like to question and point out hypocrisy, my own especially,” he says. “Because if something is true then it will stand up to questioning. If people say you mustn’t question something, then you are getting into dictatorial areas where people start doing crazy things like flying planes into buildings and drinking poison.” His quest to understand, pick apart and challenge, as well as spread hilarity, has led him thus far to take on: Christianity, love (told from the point of view of a long-time singleton who had recently tied the knot), as well as fascism (Hitler Moustache, in which he attempted to re-appropriate the pencil ’tache ruined for evermore by the angsty Austrian). And now, of course, masculinity and men’s genitals. “People think that if you are doing comedy about something then you are making light of it, ” he says. “But that is not necessarily the case.” This is how he manages to combine serious topics with wilful gutter filth, and it is how he can take an audiencewowing show that on the surface appears to be about mouthy misogyny and knob gags but manages to send you home sore from laughing, and also thinking about your relationship with both your little fella and your significant other. He’ll also teach you a few new euphemisms, too. ❚

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As martial arts go, Krav Maga is scary stuff. It’s one of the most lethal combat disciplines on the planet, devised in Israel to be used in close quarters and focuses on attack being the best form of defence (or ‘strike first’). It’s because of this intensity that Krav Maga is such a brilliant workout. A London-based session with Krav Maga System will not only involve attacking points such as the jaw, ribs, groin and knees – with reasonable force to avoid anyone getting too hurt, of course – but also training with sticks, knives and replica guns. This technique is used by the Israeli Armed Forces, with versions of it adapted for police and civilians across the globe so they can protect themselves in dangerous scenarios. In class, students learn the psychology of street fighting, how to be aware of their surrounds and identify the weak points in opponents. Adrian Siman, from Romania, has been doing martial arts most of his life, but got hooked on Krav Maga after his first class eight years ago. “It is simply the best martial art out there,” he says. “I’ve trained ever since and have reached Expert Level 1. I’m one of the few in the UK at this level.”

Krav Maga, which means contact combat in Hebrew, hasn’t yet been modified for competitive sport (it would be far too dangerous in its purest form), but you can be rewarded through a system of exams and belts like that of judo or karate. Siman says while Krav Maga may look complicated, it’s easy to learn. “They’re really straightforward techniques,” he says, adding that Krav Maga is unlike many martial arts because it’s based on real-life situations, you fight multiple opponents and use a range of weapons. Plus, it’s for all levels of fitness. “We teach everyone from young male students to women in their sixties,” he says. “And you will make contact with your opponent in the first class unlike other martial arts where you never touch an opponent. “The more you do it the more you will be getting fitter and learning valuable lifesaving techniques. Plus, it’s a massive adrenaline rush.” Classes at 7.30pm on Mon and Tues. £10 for a trial, £48 per month (one class a week). Women-only classes also available. Soho Gyms, 11-15 Wootton kravmaga-system.co.uk Street, SE1 8TG

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Become a high-flyer Want London to be your base but still see the world? Try training up as a flight attendant and you’ll get paid to travel WORDS JADE BREMNER Fancy yourself as an international jet-setter but don’t have the cash to fly around the world? There could be another way. You could get paid to travel as a flight attendant. Historically, working on planes has always been an ultra-glamorous career, with beautiful air hostesses and dashing pilots caring for their courteous, affluent guests. These days, however, budget airlines, overloaded airports and reports of rude customers have warped this perception. Is being a flight attendant still worth it? We quiz three Londonbased flight attendants to find out...

Lesley-Ann Au-Yeung, 30 Au-Yeung has been serving passengers on board aircrafts for 10 years. She has always had a desire to travel, which is what first attracted her to this career. “I wanted to see the world with new groups of people and expand my horizons,” she says. The British Airways steward explains that it’s a great career for people who 40

don’t like run-of-the-mill nine-to-five jobs. And while UK flight attendants can earn a salary of up to £27k per year (payscale.com), it’s not easy work. “It can be tiring,” Au-Yeung says. Cabin crew work unsociable hours and she admits it’s common for those in the business to miss birthdays, weddings, anniversaries and Christmas. However, for Au-Yeung the pros outweigh the cons, and she absolutely loves her job. Working with a good team makes all the difference to her, and when she arrives in another city there’s often the opportunity to socialise with the crew. “Depending on the length of the trip the team might try to meet up for dinner or a drink, or perhaps a bit of sightseeing,” she says. “No two flights are ever the same. I meet new people and see new places every time.”

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HOW THEY SPEND IT! Spending a pretty penny One Direction heartthrob Harry Styles reportedly spent £100k on Banksy and Bambi art, featuring Kate Moss and Rihanna. He’s not the only one with expensive taste...

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Can’t deal with hipsters and the constant consumption of Red Stripe? Then avoid this place at all costs. You can’t beat ‘em, so you’re going to have to join ‘em.

Broadway Market: hipster central on a Saturday The people Once home to ‘proper’ EastEnders and students, Shoreditch is now the domain of young professionals in lucrative creative industries – think tech start-ups (hence Old Street roundabout’s nickname ‘Silicon Roundabout’) and media schmoozers. Shoreditch estate agent Steve Lebow, from Peach Properties, tells us: “It’s a good mixture. We’ve got a lot of professionals living east, council tenants are still living in the flats around here, and then there are the trendy people.”

Where to hang out There’s no end of queues to join to get into the latest see-and-be-seen venues. You can

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UNIVERSITY LECTURER 35 “Shoreditch is full of life. It’s very diverse, there’s always something going on and it’s the kind of place in which people really like to enjoy themselves and have fun.”

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(jaguarshoes.com) – which doubles up as an art space – on a Saturday night. The area around Shoreditch also has a range of top-class weekend markets. Artisan grub at Broadway Market (broadwaymarket.co.uk) spells trouble for both wallet and waistline, while bargains are best at Brick Lane Market on a Sunday (visitbricklane.org), where it’s all about second-hand bric-a-brac.

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“The best thing for me is Brick Lane. Just the mixture of shops and different kinds of people. The weekends are always really busy, but it’s still cool.”

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Male or female? The ‘butch bellbird’

FIRST TRANSGENDER BIRD SPOTTED IN NZ NEW ZEALAND A wildlife sanctuary has nicknamed one of its feathered friends the ‘butch bellbird’ after they discovered it had both male and female characteristics. Eco-sanctuary Zealandia in Wellington has revealed a young bellbird in their care could be the nation’s first transgender bird. The now 18-month-old honey-eater, known in Maori as a Korimako, moves like a male when feeding but its calls are mixed – as is its DNA. “It could be due to a hormonal imbalance or it could be a reaction to shock or an incomplete moult – given the appearance and behaviour, any of those would be unusual though,” bird expert Ben Bell of Victoria University told stuff.co.nz. Sparrow-sized New Zealand bellbirds are dark olive-green with red eyes – males have a blue tint around their face and the female has a white stripe. TWEETS OF THE WEEK @frankieboyle In order to save time police are now advising that only women who were not abused by Jimmy Savile should phone in @piersmorgan RIP Lance Armstrong’s reputation – the biggest cheat in sporting history #LiveWrong

BOY’S LUCKY ESCAPE AFTER CROC ATTACK AUSTRALIA An extremely lucky teenager has survived a saltwater crocodile attack, escaping with minimal injuries. The boy, 14, was waist-deep in a river in the East Kimberley region of Western Australia when the snapper struck, biting his leg. The victim was rushed to hospital 48

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for treatment and reported the incident to the Department of Environment and Conservation. District wildlife officer Len Terry says it is rare to get bitten by a saltwater croc, but the animals are common in that area. “In the two years I’ve been in the job here, this is the first one that I’ve actually had a report of a person being bitten,” Terry said. “We do occasionally get anecdotal ones but the ones I know of have mainly been freshwater crocodiles biting people.”

OLDIES MORE LIKELY TO STREAK IN HOTELS AUSTRALIA A quarter of Aussie hotel guests run naked through the corridors, according to a new survey.

The ZUJI.com.au study also revealed it’s the oldies that staff need to watch out for, with the 45-55year-olds more likely to streak in the buff. Up to 70 per cent of hotel guests spend at least 10 minutes trying to figure out how to turn on a shower in a hotel room, the survey of more than 1000 people also found. And 40 per cent of guests have smuggled in extra friends into a room booked for one person. Who hasn’t?

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NEW ZEALAND Commemorative coins from The Hobbit are to be released ahead of next month’s movie. Featuring characters such as Bilbo Baggins and Gandalf, the gold money will be legal tender, although their face value will be less than what they will cost. The most expensive is made from 28.3g of gold and will set collectors back about £1900. But its face value is just £10. The cheapest is a 50p coin retailing at £15. The coins go on sale from November 1 and will no doubt generate much interest among geeks, erm, Tolkien fans in the build up to the premiere of the first of the three Peter Jackson-directed Hobbit movies.

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AUSTRALIA Queenstown Police are on the hunt for a knicker thief who has struck twice in the last six months. The perpetrator has targeted the same Arrowtown address twice – the first time grabbing clothing and underwear from a washing line in the back garden in April. Last weekend, he was at it again, this time entering the house to steal knickers. “There are elements to these crimes which are very disturbing not only to the victim but also for the wider Arrowtown community,” Detective Sergeant Brian

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Knicker nicker: keep an eye on your undies Cameron said. The police are asking for anyone with information to come forward so they can apprehend the underwear thief before they strike again.

ELDERLY COUPLE BUY BUSH, GROW WEED UNITED KINGDOM When an elderly couple bought an innocuous green plant at a car boot sale, they had no idea what they were getting into. Unbeknown to the married man and woman, the bush was a cannabis plant and it grew to a monstrous size in their back yard. Police in Bedford posted a picture of the luxuriant bush, growing as tall as the fence in the garden. In a message posted to Twitter, the force said the plant had been “seized today”. The message added: “Elderly couple bought shrub at car boot sale, tended carefully – biggest cannabis plant we had seen!!”

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Looks pretty good from here! Tourists made the best of a wet summer

Olympic visitors find better things to do than sightsee

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Skipping the Houses of Parliament isn’t such a bad idea, is it?

There were 60 per cent fewer visitors at major London attractions this summer, with heavyweights such as St Paul’s Cathedral, the Tower of London and the Houses of Parliament down by about a fifth. Since all these top tourist spots are now out of pocket, naturally, the fingers have started to be pointed. Who’s to blame? David Cameron, of course, who has been accused of squandering the “golden opportunity to develop tourism”. I love a bit of Cameron-bashing as much as the next recession-weary Brit. But I have to ask: what on earth was he supposed to do here? It was the rainiest summer in 100 years. Should he have gone banging on hotel room doors offering free brollies? Insisted that tourists stiffened their upper lip and marched out into the drizzle? Of all the fun London activities you could do on a wet summer afternoon, traipsing around damp halls and peering into glass cabinets would be pretty low on my list. So would squinting through the gloom at important old buildings that guidebooks assure me are spectacular in bright sunshine. Clearly, the bulk of Britain’s tourists over the Olympic period agreed. I’m actually pleased that our guests spent their time having a blast in old London pubs, watching the sport on the telly with the rest of us, or whatever it was they ended up doing. I’m sure they admired St Paul’s Cathedral as they walked across the Millennium Bridge, and photographed the Houses of Parliament from a scenic spot on the other side of the Thames. Good on ‘em. If I was a tourist, that’s exactly what I‘d have chosen to do, too. Many of these places are way more impressive from the outside anyway. At the end of the day, the tourists came, they helped make the summer of 2012 one of the most thrilling in living memory and, overall, they spent almost 10 per cent more money than last year’s visitors. Shouldn’t we all give ourselves a pat on the back and leave it there? » Agree or disagree? Why are visitor numbers down? letters@tntmagazine.com

AUSSIES: TOTALLY LOADED It might not seem that way, but all you Australians reading this are filthy rich. That’s right, you heard. And not just any old kind of silver-spoon-sucking, champagne-swilling, caviar-guzzling loaded, but hands down the wealthiest people in the world. According to a report from Credit Suisse, Australia’s average wealth is £121,015 per adult. That eye-watering amount is over double what the Swiss can claim, at a £54,303 average per person, and as everyone knows, they’re a nation full of prudent investment bankers. So how is this possible? No thieving has

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Bali: ten years on Tributes paid to victims and survivors of Indonesia’s worst terrorist attacks WORDS CAROL DRIVER When the suicide bomber detonated his backpack-mounted device inside Paddy’s Bar 10 years ago, the force of the explosion threw Gary Nash across the pub. He was drinking and catching up with friends in Kuta, an area of Bali popular with Aussies and holidaymakers. Suddenly there was a blinding, sizzling orange flash of light, and an ear drumbursting bang that was so loud, it was heard miles away. A woman was thrown in the blast and landed on top of Nash, her body shielding him from the severity of the explosion and protecting him from certain death. As he stumbled out of the blast zone, Nash looked down to see his skin “hanging off” and a hole in his leg. His body was covered in burns and his stomach and legs were mangled by shrapnel. He said he sat on a chair “just watching the mayhem” before two Australian men helped him into an ambulance. He recounts the story as though it happened yesterday. But October 12 marked 10 years since the Bali bombings devastated Kuta. Three separate explosives went off – including a large car bomb and a third smaller device detonated outside the US consulate in Denpasar – killing 202 people: 88 Australians, 26 Brits and three New Zealanders. “I saw people on fire and people trying to put out fires with bottles of water,” said Nash, who suffered burns to 53 per cent of his body in Indonesia’s worst terrorist attacks. He was flown to Darwin and placed in an induced coma, before being transported to Brisbane where he remained in a coma for three weeks – he stayed in hospital for three months. “I was on the edge of passing away, but managed to pull through,” he added. A decade after the terrorist attack, Nash, who is the vicechairman of the Bali Peace Park Association, returned to Bali to pay tribute to those who did not survive and to visit people he has not seen since the first anniversary. Mourners gathered under Australian flags as they listened 52

solemnly to a mournful roll call of the dead, some crying or leaning on loved ones’ shoulders as they observed a minute’s silence. Speaking at the event, Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard recognised the terrible legacy of the attacks, saying “wounds and scars abound, healed and unhealed, but nothing can replace the empty seat at your table”. But she also praised the resilience of her country, saying Indonesia and Australia, sometimes edgy neighbours, “drew closer” than ever before. Indonesia, which has the world’s biggest Muslim population, won praise for its law-enforcement actions after

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the bombings, and was also lauded for its response after subsequent attacks in 2005, in which 20 people were killed. Families of the Australian victims, many of whom were young holidaymakers and members of touring sports teams, made the journey, seeking closure to a painful decade. “I lost my two daughters in the Bali bombing,” said Danny Hanley, father of victims Renae and Simone, who died from her injuries several weeks later in a Perth hospital to become the 88th Australian killed in the attacks. “As we go forward into this new decade year, let us go out with the patient power of knowledge that our God will go with us,” he added. For forensic pathologist Dr Putu Alit, who works at Denpasar’s Sanglah hospital, the trauma of that night is still vivid in his mind. He and his colleagues worked around the

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Memorial: (clockwise) family members embrace at the tribute in Bali; Julia Gillard with Indonesian Foreign Minister Marty Natalegawa; victims’ relatives lay flowers

clock for weeks after the blasts, with some bodies so badly disfigured that identification took up to three months. “Not all we can identify,” he revealed. “About six victims and 38 body parts (unidentified after three months) because they are in bad condition.” The explosions were so massive, some victims were said to have virtually vaporised, leaving no remains. Even 10 years later, two are still unnamed. “Many had severe burns and victims came in many body parts,” he added. Speaking the day before the 10-year memorial, Australia’s Opposition Leader Tony Abbot called the atrocities “an attack on civilisation”. As the bombers targeted areas frequented by Aussies, he also said they were “an attack on Australia”. The strike by the al-Qaeda-linked group Jemaah Islamiyah, which also left scores of people with horrific burn wounds, came one year after the 9/11 attacks in the US. Since the attacks, those responsible for the atrocity – the planners, recruiters, bomb makers, bombers, chemicals experts, financiers, drivers and protectors, have either been executed, killed by police in raids or jailed. Three were tried, convicted and executed, shot by firing squad. Four were killed in shoot-outs with police after years on the run. Some are still behind bars. Two died in the bomb blasts themselves. Abbott said it was to Australia’s credit that it didn’t lash out in fury at another country or religion, and instead worked with Indonesia to bring the perpetrators to justice. “We will always be grateful to Indonesia and its people for doing so,” he said. “Our country was at its best in the aftermath of Bali.” As thousands of people gathered around the world to honour the victims, Abbott added that the memorials, where those affected could stand shoulder-to-shoulder, were vital and necessary, “to say to our country’s enemies you can hurt us but you can’t break us”.

Bomb-maker Umar Patek

LAST PIECE OF PUZZLE BOMB MASTERMIND JAILED Bringing those responsible for the Bali bombings to justice has been a long road. The last major piece of the puzzle wasn’t complete until last year, when bomb-maker Umar Patek was captured in Pakistan. He is serving 20 years in jail after nine years on the run. Nicknamed the “demolition man”, Patek, 46, was found guilty of premeditated murder for his part in helping build the car bomb that devastated the clubs. It brought a 10-year investigation to an end. Patek was captured in Abbottabad, where Osama bin Laden was killed by US Navy Seals four months later. Patek argued he had played a small part in the attacks, which, he said, were in revenge for Western policies that had harmed Muslims. He apologised to the families of the 202 victims, and, upon hearing the verdict, shook the hands of judges and prosecutors, before hugging his lawyer and walking out of court.

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PEARSON IN THE RUNNING AGAIN ATHLETICS Olympic 100m hurdles champion Sally Pearson is in contention to claim a second straight IAAF female world athlete of the year award. Pearson, 26, was the only Aussie among the 10 men and 10 women named by the IAAF for the award announced next month – the Queenslander was the first Australian winner of the prestigious gong last year after she took her first world title in 12.28 seconds, the fastest time in almost 20 years. The favourite for the 2012 prize is Jamaican Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce, who defended her 100m crown in London. New Zealander Valerie Adams, who won Olympic shot put gold at London 2012, is also a finalist. Jamaican superstar Usain Bolt and Kenyan 800m runner David Rudisha are favourites for the men’s award.

BIG BAD BRAD BACK IN THE BIG LEAGUES RUGBY Evergreen dual international Brad Thorn may write a final chapter in his remarkable career with a return to Super Rugby with New Zealand franchise the Highlanders. The former All Blacks lock, who played for Brisbane, Queensland and Australia in rugby league, has been playing rugby union in Japan and Ireland since helping New Zealand win last year’s World Cup. But the Otago Daily Times reported Thorn, who will turn 38 in February, has met with Highlanders coach Jamie Joseph and is believed to have agreed to play for the franchise next year. Thorn was born in Mosgiel, just outside Dunedin where the team is based. 54

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Australian jockey Craig Williams missed the chance to ride Dunaden to Melbourne Cup victory last year due to suspension, but he’s back on the back of the seven-year-old stallion for this Saturday’s Caulfield Cup. Williams loves the French horse so much that he’s passed up the opportunity to ride other contenders this season to ride Dunaden at Hong Kong and Royal Ascot. The jockey’s been in a bullish mood, saying he can “definitely” win the Cup and that the horse is bigger and stronger now.

Retired Australian cricket umpire Darrell Hair isn’t surprised that current umpires have been accused of taking bribes. The International Cricket Council has launched an “urgent investigation” into claims by an Indian TV station, after a sting in August and September, that six umpires from Sri Lanka, Pakistan and Bangladesh were willing to fix matches for cash. “I was wondering how long it would take before some umpire did some stupid things,” Hair said. “There have been rumours going around for ages, since the IPL (Indian Premier League) started, that umpires were involved. It all comes down to two things: opportunity and greed.”

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QUOTES OF THE WEEK Players like Quade get sorted. Sooner or later they get their beans All Blacks captain Richie McCaw on karma and his Wallaby rival Quade Cooper

It’s in great shape, with superb assets and a great future ahead of her

Slippery: Sonny Bill slides out of a Wallaby’s tackle

David Haigh, at the helm of a takeover bid at Elland Road, reckons Leeds is like a young Pamela Anderson

PREVIEW All Blacks continue quest for perfection BLEDISLOE CUP III SATURDAY, 10.55AM, SKY SPORTS 1 Should they win this game (and let’s face it, that’s pretty likely) the All Blacks will equal the record for most Test wins in a row by a top-tier nation. New Zealand won’t be complacent about securing their 17th consecutive win (the record is jointly held by the 1964-69 NZers and 1997-98 South Africans), but they’ve been light years ahead of their rivals this year. And they’re showing no signs of

backing off. The All Blacks claim there’s still room for improvement, so the injuryplagued Wallabies will be up against it, despite Brisbane historically being a fortress for the team in gold. Such is the ferocity of NZ’s attack from turnovers, Australia declined to play the Test under new trial rules designed to speed the game up more. The Bledisloe Cup’s already tucked away in Wellington for another season, so this match is a dead rubber. However, with the record (and hooker Kevin Mealamu’s 100th Test) to play for, there’s no chance of NZ taking the foot off the throttle.

THE CHAT | Being mean to R-Fed… What the?

My bad, just found out Jenson [Button] never followed me Lewis Hamilton backtracks after falsely accusing teammate Jenson Button of unfollowing him on Twitter

I practised for an hour and a half out there. Maybe that’s where I went wrong Rory McIlroy, who arrived 10 minutes before a Ryder Cup triumph, got flogged at the World Golf Final by Matt Kuchar

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GOLF Impossible-not-to-like Roger Federer’s had his Q life threatened? Who would do such a thing? A Chinese blogger called ‘Blue Cat Polytheistic Religion A Founder 07’, that’s who. Before last week’s Shanghai Masters, Blue Cat posted this threat: “On October 6, I plan to assassinate Federer for the purpose of tennis extermination.” He also posted a doctored image of a decapitated Federer on his knees on a tennis court, with an axe-wielding executioner next to him. Tournament organisers took the threats seriously and provided security. After winning his opening match, Federer said the threat concerned him a little, but “once the match started, I never thought about it again”. Blue Cat has boasted escaping punishment but has apparently apologised. Weirdo.

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Comeback trials Just because a sportsperson was once great, doesn’t mean they won’t throw it all away WORDS JAHN VANNISSELROY

As you read this, British boxer Ricky Hatton will be sweating bucketloads. This profuse perspiration will be the result of frantically pounding a bag, hundreds of sit-ups and sparring a range of fighters who resemble Vyacheslav Senchenko, his opponent for his November 24 comeback fight in front of 20,000 fans at Manchester’s MEN Arena. Hatton, 34, retired after a brutal second round knock-out against Manny Pacquiao changed his nickname from the Hitman to the Sitman in 2009 and has been fighting his own demons rather than in the ring ever since. He’s told of having suicidal thoughts and been open about his battle with drugs after he was busted hoovering up rock-star lines of Colombia’s finest by a News Of The World sting. To his credit, Hatton’s cleaned himself up and is ready to rumble. However, an absence of three years and such a rough trot means the risk that going around again could tarnish, rather than polish, his reputation is real – as these other stars who tried to rise from the ashes found out the hard way.

Ian Thorpe: The Thorpedo fizzles Much to sports fans’ bemusement, the man once known as The Thorpedo decided he’d quite fancy competing at the London 2012 Olympics, despite retiring in 2006. So, last year, he headed to a secret base in Switzerland to lose the 20kg that he’d gained and work towards his goal of swimming faster than he had at his peak. There was no overconfidence on Thorpe’s part, however: “The most realistic outcome of this is that I will most likely fail,” he predicted. He was spot on, finishing well outside the pace in both the Australian 100m and 200m trials and leaving many wondering why he bothered announcing his plans in the first place. It’s not unlikely Thorpe’s ability to foresee the outcome of his races led to his well-paying job as a pundit alongside Gary Lineker on BBC’s Olympics coverage a couple of months ago. Tragically, he hasn't given up yet. 58

Martin Crowe: First class at 50 During the Eighties and early Ninties, the man known as Hogan was New Zealand’s finest batsman, a swashbuckling number three with an arsenal of innovative shots and a big-match temperament. He retired in 1995, 392 runs shy of 20,000 first-class runs – nothing to be ashamed of, by any stretch. However, last year, Crowe, aged 49, decided he’d try to return to first-class cricket – 14 years since he’d played a serious match – and get those runs. He suffered the indignity of playing for Cornwall reserves in Auckland in the hope of getting picked for the club’s premier division side. After some decent performances, and with his name no doubt helping, he got the call-up. But it was over as quick as it started. After pushing the ball to covers off his third ball he tore a thigh muscle while taking a casual single. He then conceded the comeback was kaput.

Bjorn Borg: The Ice Man melts The former world number one and pin-up of tennis had an extremely bad year in 1990. He’d lost a house, a marriage, knocked-up a 17-year-old he met at a wet T-shirt competition and some of his investments went belly-up. Bjorn then decided that after 11 years away from tennis, he’d hit the courts again – with a wooden racquet, no less. In the age of graphite, wielding wood was akin to bringing a knife to a gunfight and, for the unfit Swede, everything went disastrously. When he walked away from the game at age 26, only John McEnroe had his number. But on his return in 1991, at Monte Carlo, the man so cool he was nicknamed the ‘Ice Man’, was humiliated by Jordi Arrese, a journeyman Spaniard, in straight sets. In another eight tournament attempts in 1992 and three the following year, Borg was ousted in the first round. And then he did the decent thing, put his wooden racquet in the fire (probably) and retired.

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Sacked: Michael Schumacher will have to enjoy his millions without driving around racetracks every week now

Holyfield lines up Mike Tyson’s face

Mike Tyson: Baddest man in the ring Tyson’s career stalled following a 1992 rape conviction, but after serving three years in jail, he was back in the ring, raring to go. However, Iron Mike was a bit rusty and he received widespread criticism for fighting boxers who seemed to go down just a little too easily. Then, in 1996, Tyson fought former world champ Evander Holyfield, a real boxer, and lost. A rematch the next year was stopped in the third round when Tyson bit a chunk out of Holyfield’s ear, spat it to the canvas and was disqualified. A series of bouts in which opponents’ arms were almost broken and refs were knocked over followed, before he got knocked out by Lennox Lewis. Tyson retired again in 2003 and came back a second time in 2004 for a beating from Brit Danny Williams. The career of baddest man on the planet had come to a sad end. Still, he sure was funny in The Hangover.

Michael Schumacher: German precision faulters

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Seven-time champ Schumacher had 32 million reasons to return to F1 in 2009 and risk tarnishing his incredible record. He took the money and over three years of average performances failed to add any polish whatsoever to his legacy – one podium finish in 52 starts was a horrible return for a man who’d amassed 154 top-three finished from 248 races up to his 2006 retirement. The German has also been involved in some embarrassing incidents in which he rammed drivers from behind, moves attributed to bad timing and poor judgement. Then, this month, Mercedes said they wouldn’t re-sign him for 2013. It was the final blow in a horrible comeback for the motor racing great, cut off at the knees before he had the chance to bow out with dignity for the second time. Ricky Hatton fights Vyacheslav Senchenko on Saturday, November 24 at MEN Arena, Manchester. Check guides for broadcast details

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TRIUMPHANT RETURNS ONCE A CHAMPION, ALWAYS Not every sports star fails on the second time around: MICHAEL JORDAN His royal airness returned after retirement (and a spell in baseball) to lead the Chicago Bulls to a second NBA three-peat in 1996-98. His two word press release, “I’m back”, was pure class. KIM CLIJSTERS Belgian Kim was a comeback (after) kid in 2009. Having had a baby, she whipped both Williams sisters to win the US Open in her third tournament back, then retained it, and also won the Australian Open. GEOFF BOYCOTT Now a pundit, the Pommy batsman spent three years in self-imposed exile from the England team before hitting 107 and 80 not out in his first two Test innings back against Australia in 1974. LANCE ARMSTRONG He beat testicular cancer that spread to his lungs and brain, vanquishing a 40 per cent chance of survival. Then won sports greatest endurance race seven times. Tainted by drugs now, but still amazing.

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Full-stretch: the only diving acceptable in football

Diving, simulating or going down – you’re still a cheat Football’s latest crisis is actually on the field, but hardly new

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Maybe the public doesn’t give a toss if their superstars cheat on drugs or wives – it must be true if major sponsors are willing to back them at their lowest. After the US Anti-Doping Agency published 1000 pages of evidence against Lance Armstrong, explaining why they’ve banned him from cycling and stripped him of his seven Tour de France victories, Nike released a statement saying they’ll continue to support him and his cancer charity. The ADA says that Armstrong led a “massive and pervasive” doping programme at his cycling team from 1998 to 2004. That’s pretty bad if it’s true. If it’s not, it’s a bad look

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for a massive sports brand. Apparently not. They also supported Tiger Woods after his name became mud for a while there. So on the assumption that Nike has stupid amounts of money and makes few decisions lightly, or without researching how it will reflect on them, we must just not care or at least be more than willing to forgive.

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Professional football watchers are digging their toe into the turf and throwing their arms in the air without being touched over Luis Suarez’s latest flops – it’s a blight that we do our best to ignore so we can watch the game without hating it. With no premier league and England playing the world’s worst side, pundits needed something to talk about last week, so they chose diving, a justified debate as it’s probably football’s biggest on-field issue. As FIFA VP Jim Boyce said, it’s “a cancer on the game”. Liverpool’s Suarez has copped most of the stick, but he’s by no means alone – except for when he falls over in a penalty area after someone looks at his sock the wrong way, causing him to roll around like he’s been shot in the achilles. Then he’s totally alone. Football is god in most of the world, except Australia and the US. And if you talk to any Aussie or Yank who’s anti-football (or soccer), the first jibe they’ll make is that footballers dive, often followed with a chorus of “they’re all a bunch of wimps”. Usually worse than that. It’s indefensible for the football fan, because players do dive. And, worse, when they do, they roll around as though they’re passing a gall stone through their knee-cap. Then the dance of the law book takes place – since play’s been stopped for their performance, the ref must ask them to go to the side of the field, at which point the club’s wizard gives him a drink of water and he’s all better. Then he re-enters the field. Michael Owen pointed out that there’s a difference between diving cold and going down when you’ve been touched. “It is a skill and it has been done for years and years,” he says. He’s right, it is a skill for a striker to beat their defender for position, legally get between the ball and the opponent, drawing them into a false move and forcing a free kick. But to go down when you could have kept playing, that’s still cheating. Simulation is supposed to be a yellow card, but it’s tough for refs to tell for sure whether a player’s caught a big of leg, the ball or air. It’s time for retrospective suspensions.

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AFL returns to London Western Bulldogs take on Port Adelaide at the Kia Oval in November as AFL continues to take Europe by storm AFL footy will return to London on Saturday, November 3. The Elastoplast AFL European Challenge between the Western Bulldogs and Port Adelaide is the first match to be played in the UK since 2006, when more than 15,000 people packed The Oval to celebrate the spectacular game.

A flying start Both clubs are looking to kick-start their 2013 campaigns and a win will set the tone for their season ahead. Earlier this month, Port appointed Ken Hinkley as its new senior coach. Hinkley, who played 132 matches for Fitzroy and Geelong and was an assistant coach at St Kilda, Geelong and Gold Coast, is widely admired in the industry and he is expected to make an immediate impact at the club. The London match will be his debut at the helm of an AFL team. The Bulldogs started the 2012 season with a new coach, Brendan McCartney, who set out to rebuild the club and develop its stable of young players. The likes of Mitchell Wallis, Luke Dahlhaus and Tom Liberatore showed plenty of promise and will play key roles in the next few years.

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Global appeal The sport created 154 years ago to keep cricketers fit in the winter months – hence the shape of the field – is now Australia’s number one sport and is spreading globally. The decision to bring the game back to London is a reflection of the growth of the game in the UK and Europe under the direction of AFL Europe. The Elastoplast AFL European Challenge will be preceded by a match between the JLT Group All-Stars and Continent that will feature the best Australian Rules players from throughout Europe. More than 100,000 people play the game outside Australia and pathways for aspiring young players to further their careers are being forged. The AFL’s international development manager Tony Woods has attended testing

sessions in China, the United States, Ireland and the Pacific over the past 12 months. “We know the athletic talent is there and we now need to demonstrate to athletes from other countries that there is a genuine pathway to ultimately play at the highest level in Australia,” Woods says. Woods points to Canadian rugby player Mike Pyke, who joined the Sydney Swans fours year ago and was one of his team’s best players in their Grand Final win over Hawthorn in September. “Mike was outstanding and what he has achieved is extraordinary. We hope his story, along with the likes of Irishman Tadhg Kennelly (who also played for the Swans), will inspire young men throughout the world,” Woods says.

Get involved The UK has a thriving AFL community with five leagues, 40 clubs (six in London) and more than 2000 players. Venues such as Hyde Park, Clapham Common and Motspur Park have the distinctive AFL goalposts up on weekends from April to August and, while Australian expats feature in every team, many locals have fallen in love with the game. Former Wandsworth Demons president Mark Wallace, back in Melbourne after several years in London, says: “The AFL community in London brings all types together and is a home away from home for many people. The standard in London is constantly improving and it compares to suburban leagues in Melbourne. “Many locals are attracted to the game when they are looking for something different. They find rugby and soccer one-dimensional and they enjoy free-flowing style of play. But in the end it’s just the greatest game.” The Elastoplast AFL European Challenge at Kia Oval (bounce at 3.30pm), preceded by the curtain-raiser at 1pm, on Saturday, November 3. Adults £20 and children £5. Corporate packages are available at £999 per table of 10. Contact asharp@epgroup.com.au for bookings. Tickets from kiaoval.com

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EVER BEEN CONNED BLIND? I have. Boy, have I been scammed over the years. The first time was in Bangkok and I was only 18. A tuk-tuk driver drove my friend and I down an alley, stopped and pointed to a dent in his bumper. “You kicked this and it broke,” he lied, calmly. “Now you give me $100.” We decided the best course of action was to leg it. I looked over my shoulder as we ran away, backpacks bouncing wildly on our backs, to see him chuckling away to an evil buddy. Another time, in Shanghai, a ragged-looking shoe shiner threw a glob of what looked like bird shit on my boot, then grabbed my leg and started wiping it off, demanding huge amounts of money for the service. I tried to shake him off to no avail, and then finally yelled at him to go away (using a ruder, alternative expression), but it didn’t look good to passers-by. “l think that girl just kicked that poor beggar,” I heard a lady say to her husband on her way by. “Disgraceful.” What else? Overpaying taxi drivers (it’s always from the airport that they inventing bogus tolls and extra fees, isn’t it?), buying ‘jade’ necklaces that left green smudges all over my neck, spending a tenner on a bottle of water because I got confused with the currency. You name it, it’s happened. Why am I telling you all this? Because there’s a new TV programme starting this week (see Swindle Cities on P63) about scams I’m looking forward to. I find it reassuring the most experienced travellers still get ripped off, but mostly I want to see how the reporter handles it. Anyone can get conned, but the best-travelled people know how to shake it off and not let it spoil the rest of their holiday. Not sure I’m quite there yet. How about you? Email TNT’s travel ed Helen Elfer: helen.elfer@tntmagazine.com

Amsterdam’s Red Light District is about to get a little bit kinkier, if that’s even possible. Leatherpride is a festival celebrating everything 2-4 fetish-related. But don’t panic, kinkwear fans, this event isn’t just limited to leather. If you turn up wearing something slippery, rubbery, covered in chains or even just easily removed, you’ll still be allowed join in all the nasty fun. NOV

WHY: Heaps of deeply sleazy events are taking place, like the Whip and Bondage Workshop in Dirty Dicks bar. You can also party at Club Fuxxx’s Hard On night, where everyone sits around chatting over glasses of organic cider. Just kidding. The main event is the mega Ruff! The Party. Dress accordingly.

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A high-speed train that can travel at nearly 220mph, even in extreme temperatures, has finally begun trials in China – it was meant to open in July. The locomotive will run on a new 570-mile line in northeast China, which gets hit by heavy snows in winter, linking the port city of Dalian to the capital of Heilongjiang Province, Harbin. The journey time for the route will be slashed from the current nine hours to just threeand-a-half hours. And it is believed to be the only train in the world capable of such speeds in frozen conditions – the train will be able to run in -40°C in winter and 40°C in the summer.

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BEST OF BRITAIN The quintessentially British brand Mulberry, famed for its pricey handbags and other luxury goods, has created a new travel guide highlighting the UK’s most underrated places and people called Brilliant Britain. Luminaries such as fashion photographer Tim Walker, British Vogue editor Alexandra Shulman and philosopher Alain de Botton have contributed to the guide found at brilliantbritainguide.com and in booklet form from Mulberry stores around the world. It’s not all designer shops and champers though darlings, you’ll even find fish ’n’ chip shops and tattoo parlours in this tribute to quirky Brits.

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Clockwise: Xxxxxxxxxxxx (Clockwise) Going aerial at Chill Factore; learning the basics with a group lesson; sledging fun at SnowDome

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Chilling out You don’t need your passport to master the snow this winter – we find Britain’s best ski slopes to practice on closer to home WORDS HELEN ELFER

Save yourself a few quid this year by skipping the pricey ski trips abroad. Rather than fork out for flights and expensive accommodation in the Alps or the US, you can hit up slopes much closer to home for a bargain snowy session. Across the country there are centres offering tip-top skiing and snowboarding facilities. And we’re not talking about any of that uninspiring dry rubber nonsense – these places have plenty of the white stuff (or at least the man-made version) to practice on. Wrap up warm and get involved at our pick of the biggest and best slopes in the country.

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SnowDome, Tamworth THE WHITE STUFF: Crisp, powdery snow covers the steep 170m slope at SnowDome – perfect for practising your plough technique or snowboard turns. With two 25m- and 30m-long teaching slopes in the Snow Academy areas, separated from the fast-paced chaos of the main skiing stretch, it’s ideal for newbies. Book an hour’s lesson for £27 and turn up wearing warm clothes, the rest – equipment and protecive head gear – is provided. MORE CHILLY THRILLS: Adrenaline tubing is every bit as fun as it sounds. Plonk yourself in one of the inflatable rings – specially designed to glide smoothly over snow – and hurtle down the slopes at top speed. The best thing about tubing here is that it’s for big kids only, so you can go hell for leather without having to spend time waiting behind a queue of tots. A 30-minute session is £9. snowdome.co.uk Chill Factore, Manchester THE WHITE STUFF: As if Manchester wasn’t chilly enough already, Chill Factore’s 180m slope brings the temperature down even further, as it’s a shivery -1.5ºC inside. There’s a great snowboarding scene here, with taster sessions (£27 for an hour-long group lesson) for newbies. If you’re already a bit of a pro, you can take private lessons to learn even flashier flips and spins. You big show off. MORE CHILLY THRILLS: Does riding an ‘Avalanche’ sound extreme enough for you? If you’re not put off by visions of being buried alive in a snowstorm, give snow-sphering a roll. You’ll be harnessed in to a huge plastic ball, which is four metres in diameter, then pushed down the slope, getting up

to an exhilarating 30mph. Turning 360 degrees, this isn’t for the faint-hearted – you’ll have to steady your shaking knees after with a stiff après-ski drink at the bar overlooking the slopes. Snow-sphering costs £24.50 for a two-hour session. chillfactore.com Sno!zone, Castleford THE WHITE STUFF: The Castleford branch of Sno!zone holds more than 1500 tonnes of snow, which means all the subzero skiing and snowboarding shenanigans you could ever ask for. Short on time? Book on to the intensive eight-hour training day, during which you can cover the beginner’s programme (normally split into four lessons) in one go. It’ll be a killer on the thighs, but you’ll end up ready for the main slope by the end of the day. It costs £159.99pp. When you’re not zooming down the slopes, keep your eyes peeled for skiing celebs – apparently Justin Timberlake, Peter Andre and Girls Aloud like a little Sno!zone action, too. MORE CHILLY THRILLS: There are heaps of activities besides skiing and snowboarding. Try the ice slide (£15.99 for 45 minutes), where you’ll be given a large rubber tube to sit inside before speeding through the carved-out ice-run. There’s also a sledging run which costs £11.99 for 30 minutes. snozoneuk.com Snow Factor, Glasgow THE WHITE STUFF: Here you’ll find an impressive 200m main run, the longest in the UK, and some 1500 tonnes of snow, making it spot-on for intermediate skiers and boarders looking to improve their technique and practice at speed. There’s also a smaller and quieter dedicated learners’ slope. Lessons cost £29 per hour. MORE CHILLY THRILLS: At the moment, your only non-skiing or snowboarding option here is sledging, which costs £11 for 30 minutes. However, there are plans to open an Volunteering hols: ice luge (a first for the UK) Do good and see the and an ice-climbing wall UK at the same time before winter’s end. snowfactor.com

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JERUSALEM HOSTEL OVERVIEW The best thing about this hostel is its location. Just in front of Zion Square, you’re about as close to West Jerusalem’s nightlife as it’s possible to get without spending a night sleeping under a bar. All the shops, cafes and icecream counters you could ask for are on your doorstep. Tempting as it might be to ask for a room overlooking the square, don’t – you’ll regret it when groups of revellers gather below your window at 3am. The hostel has free wifi in the lobby and we found the staff to be helpful and easy-going. WOW FACTOR The large rooftop terrace with funky tables and comfy chairs is perfect for getting to know your fellow guests. Bring beers from the local off-licence and sip them while looking out over the stunning Zion Square. It’s also a perfect spot for eating brekkie or lunch. ROOMS Very basic, with ramshackle bathrooms that could do with some new tiles. Ours was clean and comfortable, though, and you’d struggle to find anything much cheaper in the west of the city. BILL, PLEASE Dorm room £13pppn, single £37pppn and double £42.50pn.

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Where better to immerse yourself in local culture than a frenetic market? Bartering for bargains, haggling over homeware and letting the sights, sounds and smells batter your senses. It’s the perfect way to escape the tourist traps in popular holiday destinations. Whether it’s at a Middle Eastern souk, a European bazaar or an Asian wet market, there are usually as many locals picking up groceries as there are holidaymakers photographing every quirky stall. Istanbul’s Grand Bazaar is our pick of the world’s best. The covered market, which is more than 500 years old, is a labyrinth of narrow alleys lined with silver jewellery stores, sacks of pungent spices, bright lanterns, embroidered carpets and fabulously carved antique furniture. There are more than 5000 shops along the 60 streets inside the huge two-domed building, the first of which dates back to 1455. This is a market unlike any other, housing two mosques, four fountains and two hamams for visitors to gaze at

while snapping up cheap goods. And, so long as you’re prepared to bust out your best haggling skills, you can bag an excellent deal. The best buys to be made are leather goods – you can pick up bargain belts, wallets and bags for much less than you’d pay at home. Take your time agreeing on prices, though – many of the sellers are mathematical wizards, switching between any number of currencies and calculating percentaged discounts quicker than you can work out the exchange rate. Feeling flush? The more pricey items – furniture, copperware, prayer beads and jewellery – are sold in the domed hall of Cevahir Bedesten. After all that shopping, treat yourself to a strong Turkish coffee in one of the many cosy cafes inside the Grand Bazaar, which are interspersed between the shops. Then sit back, examine your purchases and spend the next hour people-watching for an unforgettable cultural experience. grandbazaaristanbul.org

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It’s the biggest wholesale fish market in the world and has an overwhelming smell to match. Tokyo’s Tsukiji seems as though it has half the content of the ocean laid out on ice. There are amazing products on sale here, from wildly expensive pots of caviar to monstrous 300kg tuna. It’s auction-only inside the inner market, reserved for authorised buyers, while the public can pick up seafood at smaller shops in the outer market. tsukiji-market.or.jp

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Fancy a tailored suit for about £60? How about a dress of Chinese silk, made to measure for £30? Shanghai’s biggest fabric market is pure chaos, with piles of rolledup materials, random assortments of clothes and people arguing at top volume about prices over the constant whir of old-fashioned sewing machines. But bring a Chinesespeaking guide and everything will fall into place. Shopping Tours Shanghai run visits from £40. shoppingtoursshanghai.com

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The name of this market in Lomé is a little misleading (unless you have very niche bedroom tastes). Instead of latex and leather, you’ll find lots of animal skulls, bones and sacrificial dolls, all of which are used for voodoo spells and medicines. Among the collections are hundreds of chimpanzee body parts, which are ground into a medicinal powder that’s supposed to help a man’s, ahem, performance. africa.com/togo/travel

BERBER SOUK, MOROCCO

If you look like a tourist as you’re wandering around the cavernous Berber souk in Marrakech, shouts of “Primark prices!” will follow you wherever you go. And, the reality is, many traditional Moroccan products here really are almost that – hand-painted ceramics and beautiful leather lampshades can be bought for next to nothing. Practically everyone you meet will try to sell you a rug you don’t want, but that’s all part of the fun.

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An industrial port on the edge of the Baltic may not sound like an ideal spot for a mini-break, but with its cobbled streets and pastel-coloured Flemish buildings, Gdansk is full of surprises. And right now is the time to go, before it starts attracting anywhere near the hefty number of visitors Polish hotspot Krakow does. From a tourist’s perspective, it still feels almost undiscovered. For its size, Gdansk has played a big part in 20th-century European history. The German invasion of the city (then known as Danzig and an important port) effectively began the Second World War. And when the Cold War that came later finally ended, the anti-communist Solidarity movement born in Gdansk’s huge shipyards was given widespread credit for its role in the collapse of the Soviet Union. Now the restored Old Town in the north of the city is a beautiful place, with richly decorated facades, elaborate gable ends and historic religious buildings, such as St Mary’s, the world’s largest brick church. The overall impression is you get more of what you’d expect from Belgium’s Bruges than the Eastern Bloc, but it’s less twee and a lot cheaper. And after an injection of funds ahead of being a host city for Euro 2012, it’s looking better than ever. I begin my day with a mid-morning pirate galleon cruise (perlalew.pl), which takes in some of the city’s best views from the water. The 90-minute trip only costs a fiver, and despite the pre-lunch hour, a few of my hardy shipmates are glugging £2 pints of beer as soon as we board. Departing from near Gdansk’s famous wooden medieval crane, we head down river, away from the Old Town and towards the sea, passing the modern shipyard cranes and the famous Lenin Shipyards, which spread as far as you can see. I make a mental note to visit there later, but the destination for now is the Westerplatte, a peninsula on the Baltic Sea. The preserved bunkers in this bleak area are where outmanned and outgunned Polish soldiers did their best to repel Nazi troops on September 1, 1939, starting the war. That occupation was just the start for the Poles – when Hitler was beaten and the Nazis kicked out in 1945, Soviet forces under dictator Joseph Stalin took over their rule. The country’s eventual liberation came led by a local electrician named Lech Walesa who formed the Solidarity group and led a mass strike at the Lenin Shipyards. He would later win the Nobel Peace Prize and become Poland’s

president. I am told this tale while trundling around the docks in a rickety 1984 Czech bus dubbed the ‘Cucumber’ as part of the Subjective Bus Line tour (wyspa.art.pl). Our young guide, Michal, translates for a Polish shipyard worker, who he tells us worked here for more than 40 years. He saw the uprisings first hand and tells visitors the Solidarity story as we drive past Walesa’s workshop. “Look at the glass, it’s frosted,” he says. “Workers walked past every day just to see

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shipyard. It’s an unlikely, if edgy, setting for contemporary art and where you’ll also find Gdansk’s hippest club, Buffet (Doki 1, tel. +48 516846138), which attracts a discerning, artistic crowd – although its reign may be short-lived, with the Lenin Shipyards that surround it slated for redevelopment. I return to the Old Town for a drink at Buddha Lounge, where the friendly staff are enjoying a boom following Euro 2012’s success, especially with an influx of Irish fans. “They drank for 22 hours then rang home to tell all their friends to get over here, because it was much prettier than they expected,” the barman says. “We’ve had loads more tourists since then.” My next stop is an inn called Notocyk for a late-night snack. This is one of the Old Town’s trendy yet ironically communistthemed hostelries. Gdansk’s past may not hit a raw nerve any more, but the meat does, with traditional uncooked ‘tartar’ beef coming with a raw egg garnish. I hastily wash it down with an 80p vodka shot. As I sit under an austere portrait of General Jaruzelski, Poland’s last communist-era dictator, I decide that it’s because it’s not as polished as Krakow that Gdansk has an unusual and unique charm of its own. ❚

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A no-frills Polish meal costs about £2 at Neptun. This is one of the few remaining communist-era ‘Milk Bars’ which used to be state-subsidised canteens. Neptun is still a great place for a cheap feed, so is often full of backpackers as well as pensioners. barneptun.pl

On Sopot’s pier, with a great sea view, the ‘meat feast’ platter (including pork neck) in Restauracja Laguna Smaku (pictured left) serves five people for only £6 each. lagunasmaku.pl

Microbrewery Brovarnia serves up fresh salmon with chive sauce on spinach for £9.80 in beer heaven. Cosy and relaxed, it’s housed in the historical granary by the Motława river in Gdansk. brovarnia.pl

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A cheeky vodka chaser is a retroprice 80p in communist-nostalgia bar Notocyk at Chlebnicka 2. facebook.com/notocyk

A wide selection of local beers cost about £1.60 each in the casual Amsterdam Bar. Situated just off Dluga street (the Old Town’s main street) it has outdoor seating, perfect for a spot of people-watching. (Garbary 6/7, tel. +48 58 717 29 39)

Friendly staff, a late licence and cocktails for £3.35: lap it up at Buddha Lounge where trendy exposed brickwork and chic decor make it a hotspot for Gdansk’s smarter set. buddhalounge.pl

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Overlooking the river and by the main drag, dorm beds in the Old Town start at £5.90pppn at the Riverside Hostel (pictured above), which has a reputation for friendly, helpful staff. riverside-hostel.pl

Plain, but this hotel does the job: the Novotel Centrum (pictured left) is central, functional and popular with coach groups. Double rooms from £43.50pn. novotel.com

Yacht-themed premium double rooms go from £124pn above brew pub Brovarnia in the swanky Hotel Gdansk (pictured above). This upmarket spot has a renowned spa onsite, too, for when you really feel like treating yourself. hotelgdansk.com.pl

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16:00 Still peckish? Head on over to Great Market Hall (piaconline.hu), Budapest’s most popular tourist attraction. More than a century old, the grand venue – built to rival Les Halles in Paris and Covent Garden in London – boasts all sorts of Hungarian delicacies, including strings of garlic, salamis, pastries and wines. Look out for the themed food events, as well as the cooking demonstrations throughout the day. 20:00 Before a night on the town, treat yourself to dinner at Spoon (mains from £11, spooncafe.hu), a fusion restaurant which floats on the river. This is an ultra-romantic place to eat and has jaw-dropping views over the Danube, to the Castle District and the Chain Bridge, which lights up at night. The food is spot-on – definitely worth splurging. 23:00 Now make your way to Corvintetö (drinks from £3, corvinteto.hu/en), where you’ll find a hip crowd dancing until the wee hours to drum ‘n’ bass. This is a cool venue – the top floor of a department store converted into a nightclub. You won’t have long to wait at the impressive 30m-long bar, so grab a beer then head to the rooftop terrace to boogie the night away under the stars. DAY 2: 10:00 After a well-deserved lie in, amble to Gerlóczy Café (gerloczy.hu) for a hearty hangoverpreventing brekky, which is served until noon. 11:00 Make a quick stop at Budapest Zoo (entry £6.80, zoobudapest.com), one of the oldest zoos in the world. Gawp at prairie dog puppies, gorilla babies, orangutans, hippos, elephants, tigers, 70 species of insects and more. 13:00 You’ll need to refuel, so stop at Új Sípos Halászkert (mains £5.50, ujsipos.hu) for a bowl of fish soup for lunch.

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High as a kite Egypt’s top daredevil kitesurfers teach us a thing or two about taking on the waves and partying hard in El Gouna WORDS LAURA LAKER

WHEN TO GO: The best times to visit are April/May and “Ever ridden a horse?” my Egyptian bar!” he yells over the wind. I’m taught to November/December when the kitesurfing instructor Cousha asks. imagine the area in front of me as a clock. weather is cooler, but the wind Before I can answer, he continues: “This is If I want to move left, I pull the bar into the is still strong enough for kitesurfing. ‘power zone’ between 10 and 11 o’clock; to the exact opposite of riding a horse. Pull Winter is less windy. on that line and we will soon be watching move right, I bring it between one and two you fly away.” So it’s with those anxietyo’clock; at 12, the kite sits in neutral. It’s not CURRENCY: £1 = EGP 9.8 inducing instructions I’m introduced to as simple as it sounds. (Egyptian pound) kitesurfing. The sport is a relatively new “Move the kite to 11 o’clock,” Cousha ACCOMMODATION: one, a complicated combo of wakeboarding, bellows. I promptly move it to one o’clock. Mövenpick Resort and Spa in El windsurfing and gymnastics. In 1998 it Gouna has accommodation starting “Look at the kite!” he yells. “Where is it?” went mainstream. Coincidentally, that was Oh, god, I feel like an idiot. from £90pn for a double room, the same year that El Gouna, the Egyptian I spend the next hour wrestling the kite, which includes a breakfast buffet. kitesurfing hot spot where I’m taking my while Cousha gives me a hard time when SEE: moevenpick-hotels.com lessons, started its transformation from I get it wrong – which I do, often. But we empty desert to developed tourist town. soon develop a fun rapport, and despite the Arriving at the Red Sea resort had been a bit of a mission banter, I’m sure I’m improving. (a 40-hour delay thanks to airline strikes meant I’d spent the El Gouna provides perfect kiting conditions for beginners previous night camped out in Heathrow airport), so I have and pros alike thanks to a gentle breeze for most of the never been so pleased to see a tour driver as I am to see year (April to November are the most reliable months) and Samy. The Cairo-born Egyptian has an infectious smile and 100-150m of warm, shallow water along the town’s 10km of welcomes me to Hurghada airport in the hot September sun. desert coast, which ends in lush reefs and sand bars. I greet him with salaam alaikum (hello) and he gives me After my class, I’m introduced to Nemo, another a few enthusiastic high-fives, teaches me some new words RedSeaZone instructor who happens to be Egypt’s thirdand turns up his stereo. Soon everyone in my tour group’s best kitesurfer. He’s guaranteed a place in Egypt’s team for minibus is clapping along to Middle Eastern pop sensation Rio 2016, where kitesurfing will feature in the Olympics for Amr Diab’s Habibi Ya Nour El Ain, hurtling along the desert the first time. Nemo – a relaxed character with an obvious highway towards El Gouna. nickname – is testament to how far this sport has come. Refreshed the next morning, we head to RedSeaZone, one Having spent hours in the water, I’m ravenous. Doaa, our of three kitesurfing schools on the outskirts of El Gouna, on straight-talking guide, takes us Downtown – with bazaars, the funkily named Mangroovy Beach. Its L-shaped wooden boutiques, restaurants and plenty of shops, it’s a popular beachfront structure houses equipment, a bar with comfy tourist hangout. We munch nachos and pasta at Jobo’s sports sofas and a hammock, two friendly dogs and numerous bar (Tammr Henna, Downtown, tel. +2 065 358 0521 ext. kiteboarders sheltering from the blistering sun. 32127). The venue serves free beer on Mondays between Standing on the pale sand, wearing a waist harness and 7pm-9pm, and at 10pm, a waiter brings us free chilli vodka a foam helmet, my back to the wind, I hold a horizontal bar shots with fresh mango juice. Happy days! tethered to my front with the kite hovering high above. “We have a lot of retard here,” Doaa shouts over the My instructor Cousha starts the drill: “We move the kite music. “Polish retard, also German, English.” We all look in infinity,” he explains, meaning that the figure-of-eight at each other, and I’m not sure how to respond. I open motion will help power me through the water. my mouth, then close it again, before I realise she’s saying After a few botched attempts, the gloves are off and “retired”. Relieved, we all fall about laughing. ›› Cousha is losing his patience. “Not like that, stop pulling the El Gouna comes alive at night; after working so hard TNTMAGAZINE.COM

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Making waves: maneuvering kites is trickier than it looks; an experienced kitesurfer in action; Bedouins know how to throw a party in the water during the day, everyone wants to let their hair down. We’re not ready to call it a night, so we catch a taxi to RedSeaZone’s Monday night live music session. Max, a British expat in his twenties with long blond hair, joins us. Having come here on a gap year in 2009, he fell in love with it and never went home. “I came here as a divemaster, traded drum lessons for kitesurfing lessons and now I teach kiting here,” he explains. Kitesurfing wasn’t part of the original plan for El Gouna. It was only when groups of keen kiters started turning up regularly that schools began springing up to accommodate them. Now the waters are packed with kites and a real community has formed around the sport. The next day, I wake bleary-eyed and in need of water. But after a quick freshen up, I’m keen to get back out into the sea. “We’re going to try body dragging,” Cousha informs me. This, I learn, is similar to Western movies when cowboys drag their enemies behind a horse until they die – and, yes, it’s painful. With a mind of its own, my kite repeatedly plummets into the turquoise water with an almighty splash, yanking me face-first into the waves. I now understand why I was made to wear a helmet. I’m aching everywhere and I’m starting to flag. But Cousha shouts at me to get the kite back into the air. I’m scared; I need to get it to three or nine o’clock before I launch it, but while I’m tugging on one line, it dances on the water looking like it’ll take off unexpectedly and whisk me away to Mozambique. Finally, however, I have a breakthrough: the kite rises gently into the air, I relax and can feel – and, more importantly, can control – each tiny movement of the wind in the kite as it hovers in the sun, like a majestic bird of prey. 82

I daren’t breathe too deeply in case the spell is broken. I feel like the horse whisperer. Cousha says quietly: “You can feel the kite.” I can feel triumph. Before our final session, my group persuades Cousha and Nemo to show off their skills. We wade out to a safe depth for jumping, away from the rocks, and watch them in their element in the bright morning sun. They’re skimming the water, flying through the air performing board grabs, flips and turns with the brightly

Picturesque: the resort at sunset

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painted buildings of El Gouna hazy behind them, the mountains beyond, and myriad colourful kites overhead. I’m suddenly brought back to reality with a jolt, as Cousha comes flying towards us, yelling: “Look out!” He’s almost within touching distance as he takes off and arcs 180 degrees around us, two metres above our heads. I feel the adrenaline surge through my body – and that’s just from watching. Now I get why people love it so much. Before jumping back into the water, we grab a top lunch in the swanky Abu Tig Marina area, in Club 88 (Abu Tig Marina North, tel. +2 015 0739 3572), perfect for a few beachside nibbles and fruity cocktails. Then, inspired by the instructors’ expertise, many of us manage to stand up on our boards later that day – albeit briefly – swallowing what feels like half the Red Sea with

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each wipeout. But it’s worth it for the sense of achievement. Buoyed by our success, we’re keen to celebrate tonight, so Doaa insists on taking us to a traditional Bedouin camp where we feast on Egyptian food – flatbreads, mezze dips and grilled meat – and watch a live show. Tonight, bellydancers, a whirling dervish and a comedy horse keep us entertained while we suck on flavoured shisha and sip black tea. It’s party night on Mangroovy Beach, so we ditch the cultural experience and go off in search of beer and cocktails, arriving around midnight as the music is pumping. The RedSeaZone instructors are here, cutting some rather unusual shapes on the sand. I order a cocktail and chat to Cousha, who’s less intimidating when he’s not in the water. In fact, he’s quite the charmer. “You are my best ever student,” he says, although it makes me question how much he’s had to drink, and how bad his other students were. He explains many Egyptians, Nemo included, left London for Cairo to help their families during the revolution. And ›› only now, he tells me, is there a feeling of optimism in

The insider's guide Marta Krzeminska, 27, is the PR and marketing manager for RedSeaZone. We found out where she likes to let her hair down in El Gouna. Where do you go to party? There are parties going on every night. On Sundays, head to The Club House (elgounaclubhouse.com), where there’s a DJ and lights around the pool where you can swim at night. On Thursdays, I go to the openair cinema which is next to The Club House. Films are in Arabic with English subtitles. There is always a break in the middle of the movie when they play music and everyone can chat. It’s a really cool area with a big screen. You can smoke there, you can drink, you can always get a seat, so I really like it. Where do you go in El Gouna to chill out? You can go around the coast to relax on a catamaran (the Ocean Diva, orange-elgouna.com). They’ll give you champagne, while you listen to music, and you’ll hopefully get to see some dolphins. You can snorkel off the boat, and explore the stunning reefs and beautiful fish. What is El Gouna’s best kept secret? It’s really nice when there is a full moon and people do a nighttime kitesurfing session. You can go on trips around the nearby desert islands when you are an advanced kitesurfer. You need to be pretty experienced for this, though. Where do you go for adventure? For a real adrenaline rush, head to the desert for a quad biking safari, where you’ll watch the sunset from the mountains (alexsafarielgouna.com). This is a great place to meet Egyptians as well as other tourists, and smoke shisha. It really is a beautiful and romantic place.

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the country. Though the realities of Egypt’s revolution seem a million miles from El Gouna, the effects on tourism can still be felt – and seen – today. There is one main gate for tourists which is guarded 24 hours a day, and the town has its own police force. I haven’t felt in danger here, but the high levels of security are a reminder of the conflict that is still going on in the rest of the country. Standing at the bar, I strike up a conversation with Mia, a friendly New Zealander in her early twenties. She says: “I’ve been a Goonie [El Gouna resident] for about seven months. I think this place makes you a little bit crazy, but in a good way. People always come back.” Staring up at the million bright stars in the night sky above, with the Red Sea glistening like warm treacle behind us, and imagining a life kiting, I can understand why. ❚ Laura learned IKO levels 1 and 2 (International Kite Boarding Organisation) which costs £280pp, including equipment and 11 hours of tuition with RedSeaZone redseazone.com

Hold on tight: the writer learning the ropes

Scuba diving in El Gouna

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PARASAILING Take to the air parasailing for £24 per single 10-minute flight or £32 for a double flight, including up to an hour’s boat ride out to the parasailing site. orange-elgouna.com

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