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A LUXURY TENNIS BREAK FOR TWO IN EASTBOURNE

DO BELIEVE THE HYPE We meet hot new band Palma Violets

WHAT ARE YOU EATING? Top veggie dining, not a hint of horse

SPAIN’S BEST MUSIC FEST Don’t miss 2013’s epic Bilbao BBK Live

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to skydives r e t a w e it h orld, from w w e h t d n u o r eeking a Best of thrills + TRY SOME SEXY-CISE ESSENTIAL EGYPT BE A FILM EXTRA HEINEKEN CUP RUGBY

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LAURA CHUBB EDITOR laura.chubb@tntmagazine.com

EDITOR’S LETTER This week’s TNT is all about chasing big thrills, be that lobbing yourself out of a plane in Hawaii (P64), partying in the Spanish sun to some of the world’s biggest rock acts (P60), meeting movie stars and getting paid for it (P32), or slipping on stockings and getting sexy and sweaty in London (P30). Need to chill out after all that action? Get some boho balance into your life and try the Big Smoke’s best meat-free meals (P8). No really, give them a go.

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FEATURES VEG IN VOGUE

London’s best veggie eateries are so good, even meat eaters should get amongst it

SHRINKING VIOLETS?

Hardly. TNT meets Palma Violets, the south London band on everyone’s lips

DIARY

RAUNCHY WORKOUTS

NEWS

UK TRIP

A lesson in making getting ﬁt more fun – it’s London’s best sexy-cise classes

LATE DEALS

BEST OF EGYPT

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TOP FIVE

The ultimate guide to what you can’t miss, from pyramids to temples and cruises

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Catch massive bands at this Spanish fest and check out Basque country Bilbao, too

FEEL THE RUSH

Our pick of top extreme sports around the world for a heart-in-mouth holiday

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Shhh... SECRET LONDON spill festival of performance across london

The SPILL Festival is an international event celebrating experimental theatre, live art and performance. Started back in 2007 by artist and fest director Robert Pacitti, this year’s line-up includes stunning live productions, participatory shows, installations and the odd discussion and film, too. Our pick of the bunch is Splat! (April 3 & 4), where artist The Famous Lauren Barri Holstein (above) unleashes her new show, in which she dances round the stage with a deer head on her bonce and roller skates strapped to her feet. £various

April 3-14. Times vary Various venues across London

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The first ever popup store dedicated to the greatest guitarist who ever lived, Jimi Hendrix (sorry Slash and Clapton) hits town this week in honour of the London-born mega-legend and the new album of previously unheard recordings People, Hell And Angels. There’s a Fender station, where fans can practice their licks, too.

M.Gira from rock band Swans curates this inaugural music fest where the emphasis is not so much on who’s been crashing the singles charts recently, but on full-throttle live performance irrespective of musical genre. Features Mercury Rev’s Cinematic Silent Sound Tettix Wave Ensemble, Ben Frost, Xiu Xiu and Grouper.

This new interactive exhibition celebrates 100 years of medical advancement, looking at what we once thought was the pinnacle of medical invention, knowledge and advancement. And the realisation that one day, today’s ‘cutting edge’ tech will be viewed with the same disdain.

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BIRD’S EYE FILM FESTIVAL SOUTH BANK Awesome tours This week-long movie festival focusing on contemporary Arab women filmmakers has a chocka line-up of documentaries, shorts, events, panel discussions, as well as 10 Q&A sessions with directors, seven UK premieres, two London premieres and two live music premieres. The opening night gala’s centrepiece is When I Saw You, a moving story from Annemarie Jacir about an 11-year-old boy’s escape from a Palestinian refugee camp. £VARIOUS

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April 3-10. Times vary Venues vary birds-eye-view.co.uk

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As part of the Barbican’s Wonder: Art And Science On The Brain season, the erstwhile US comedian, writer and broadcaster talks about her life and work, from celebrity success to her struggles with mental illness, and subsequent emergence as a neuroscientist. Expect funny, emotional and educational, as Ruby waxes lyrical.

Print and art store Peckham Print Studio takes up this week-long pop-up residency in Shoreditch’s Boxpark. There will be new work that has been commissioned especially for the week, a Pull Your Own Print event, and an exclusive evening with print-based clothing label Heresy. Get some new additions for the wardrobe.

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POLICE RAID SECRET ROO BOXING RING An underground kangaroo boxing gambling network has been exposed in a Hammersmith pub. Police raided the premises following a tip-off from a disgruntled New Zealander who had fallen foul of the secret network’s Aussie-only door policy. A number of men – all thought to hail from Down Under – were taken into custody on suspicion of coercing marsupials to fight under duress. A source said the roos were in good spirits after the rescue and seemed happy to no longer be tied down to the sport.

It was quite simply the sort of display that makes me want to quit humanity and move to Mars A shocked Clapham resident delivers their verdict on Sunday afternoon shenanigans at The Church

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Making a good cuppa New ‘vital’ tasks added to British Citizenship Test Expats wanting to settle in the UK will have to face tough questions and activities as the new British Citizenship Test comes into force. The questions will have more emphasis on traditional English pastimes, and will require Aussies and New Zealanders to prove they’re ready to fit into a British community and shed Down Under ways. First up on the test will be how to make a decent cup of tea. Candidates will have just one minute to prove they know the acceptable sequence – and will see points knocked off for things such as adding milk to the cup first. A second practical test includes slicing cucumber sandwiches and the correct way to eat a jam scone in public. A speech therapist will be on hand to

offer advice to heavily accented Aussies and Kiwis – or to correct those using slang in their day-to-day speech. Words such as Pom, thongs, barbie, yakka, stoked and arvo will all be banned as part of the test. Test spokesman Mike Rotch said: “The questions and activities are all incredibly important for those wanting to immerse themselves in the British way of life. “To think you can put down roots in the UK without really knowing how to make a proper cup of tea is ludicrous. We’re only letting the best of the best through.” Questions on the quiz, of which candidates will need to score at least 98 per cent, include: What is the Queen’s favourite colour? Why should you never smile on the Underground? And perfecting the art of talking about the weather.

THIS WEEK IN LONDON... Fancy yourself a bit of a beer monster? Test your credentials this week at the Bob Hawke Beer Festival, a one-off event in a to-be-disclosed west London location that challenges punters to beat the former PM’s 2.5 pints in 11 seconds beer sculling record. Rumour has it the legend himself will be in attendance on the day, and could even beat his own record if the mood takes him. Just think of the January 2012 incident that saw Hawke scull a beer in one without hesitation at the Australia v India match at Sydney Cricket Ground. He was 82 years old at the time, so there’s plenty of life in this living legend yet. Tickets cost £25.11 and include two free pints for sculling. More at bobhawkeismyhomeboy.com.

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Hipsters will be avoiding west London from now on after Westminster announced a ban on skinny jeans. The decision followed complaints from residents that too-tight trousers seen on the area’s streets were “obscene” and “left nothing to the imagination”. Anyone deemed to be sporting a crackbearing or genitalia-sculpting pair of pants will be fined on the spot.

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Girls just wanna have fun: L to R, Bonnington Cafe cooks Ana, Kamila, Valentina and Suzana make meat-free fare more interesting in south London

Best of the veg Vegetarians are in vogue thanks to the horse meat scandal. But even carnivores can love London’s best veggie eateries words LAURA CHUBB The horse meat debacle hasn’t only given rise to a slew of puntastic invention (bolog-neighs, burgers at hoof price, etc), but it’s been revealed that sales of meat alternative Quorn more than doubled in the wake of news that some UK supermarket burgers and ready meals contained an equine element. So it appears uncertainty over meat supplies has pushed carnivores in a muchresisted direction – the dreaded meatfree meal. But that doesn’t have to mean fake sausages or tasteless tofu. Why not be inspired to try some of London’s more inventive veggie restaurants? It needn’t mean a full-time conversion, but it’s a chance to try something new. One of the capital’s quirkier meatfree eateries is The Bonnington Cafe, which started life as a squat cafe in the Eighties. No single person runs the restaurant at the Bonnington Square Community Centre in Vauxhall – rather, a collective of cooks take turns in the kitchen each night, bringing their own twist on veggie and vegan food to the ever-changing menu. Diners must book their table directly with the chef and all courses are kept to the same low prices: 8

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just £3 for starters, £7 for mains and £3 for desserts. Kamila Gruszecka, 33, has been with the cafe for eight years. Originally from Poland, she says she was “very fortunate” to have discovered the project just a few months after she first moved to London. “I was doing odd jobs like cleaning houses and walking dogs,” she tells us. Then, with no professional cooking background, she started volunteering at the cafe. “It was the best training I could get,” she says, revealing that now as well as cooking at The Bonnington, she also has her own catering business. Designing a menu for the cafe is an on-the-hoof (sorry) operation – Gruszecka says she visits food markets on a Monday to see what’s fresh, before cooking up the fruits of her foraging on Tuesday nights. This keeps the cuisine on offer varied, taking in anything from Asian to Mediterrenean to British influences. A restaurant with a reputation for converting meat-eaters is The Gate, where brothers Adrian and Michael Daniel have built on their Indo-Iraqi Jewish background with French and

Italian influences, serving some of the most exciting food (not just veggie food) in the city since 1989. And, even better, The Gate regularly teaches cooking classes so you can learn how to make stellar veggie fare at home. “We cover the classic dishes, such as aubergine teriyaki,” Michael says. “A lot of our customers seem intimidated by how involved the food is, so these classes demystify the recipes.” Classes will restart once The Gate’s Hammersmith branch reopens (see box, below) and cost £60 for 3.5 hours of group tuition. To simply sample the food now, there’s another branch in Islington. “When we started, veggie food was all about being healthy, but for us it’s more about pleasure,” Michael says. Sounds like the veggie eatery for us. MORE TOP VEGGIE EATERIES ›› The Bonnington Cafe. Mon-Sun, 12pm-2pm and 6.30pm-10.30pm. All mains £7. Vauxhall 11 Vauxhall Grove, SW8 1TD bonningtoncafe.co.uk The Gate Hammersmith reopens spring 2013. Mon-Sun, 12pm-2.30pm and 6pm10.30pm. Mains from £12.50. 51 Queen Caroline Street, W6 9QL Hammersmith thegaterestaurants.com

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THE COACH & HORSES SOHO £14.95+ It seems to go against the very fibre of the British ‘pint of ale and a packet of pork scratchings’ model for the pub, but this Soho boozer is a purely vegetarian affair. There are veggie versions of burgers and bangers ‘n’ mash, and our personal favourite, the tofush and chips. Two courses for £14.95 or three for £19.95. Mon-Thur, 11am-11.30pm; Fri-Sat, 11am-12am; Sun, 12pm-10.30pm 29 Greek St, W1D 5DH Leicester Square coachandhorsessoho.co.uk

tibits CENTRAL LONDON A sort of veggie fast-food chain but a bit classier, this Swiss import offers up a buffet bar and pay-by-weight policy – load up your plate and get charged per 100 grams. The spring menu is all healthy, simple and seasonal fare (think leek quiche, pasta, sandwiches and various salads). Fun and filling. £2.10+

VANILLA BLACK THE CITY For a fine-dining treat, find out just how good vegetables can taste at Michelin-recommended Vanilla Black. No boiled-to-buggery green beans here – instead, dishes include the likes of brie ice cream and deep-fried pickled egg with chips and beer gravy. £18.50+

Mon-Wed, 9am-10.30pm; Thur-Sat, 9am-midnight; Sun, 11.30am-10.30pm 12-14 Heddon Street, off Regent Street, W1B 4DA Oxford Circus tibits.co.uk

Mon-Fri, 12pm-2.30pm and 6pm-10pm; Sat, 6pm-10pm. Closed Sun 17-18 Tooks Court, EC4A 1LB Chancery Lane vanillablack.co.uk

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Ten hot dishes taking inspiration from global cuisine are offered daily (from curries and hotpots to stir fries) and at budget prices (between £4.50 and £6.80). It’s fast, unfussy and reliable.

Find veggie dishes with a kick at this Keralan restaurant, specialising in the south Indian state’s cuisine.

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222 veggie vegan kensington If the word ‘vegetarian’ strikes fear into your carnivore-tothe-core heart, surely the only concept more terrifying is ‘vegan’. But try this trendy little spot in Kensington and you could well find yourself converted by the passionate vegan chef’s imaginative cooking. Dishes such as seitan (wheat gluten) stroganoff and pumpkin noodles with grated coconut will be quite unlike anything you’ve tried before – in a good way! Mon-Sun, 12pm-3.30pm and 5.30pm-10.30pm 222 North End Road, W14 9NU West Kensington 222veggievegan.com

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Mon-Fri, 9am-9pm; Sat, 11am9pm. Closed Sun 92 Berwick Street, W1F OQD Leicester Square beatroot.org.uk

Mon-Thur, 6pm-10.45pm; Fri, 6pm-11.45pm; Sat, 12pm-3pm and 6pm-11.30pm; Sun, 12pm3pm and 6pm-10.45pm 55 Stoke Newington Church Street, N16 OAR Dalston Kingsland Stoke Newington rasarestaurants.com

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MANNA PRIMROSE HILL

A daily changing and uber-cheap menu that eschews health fads for carb-heavy grub has kept this eatery in business for almost 40 years. There’s a southeast Asian edge, too.

So good that plenty of non-veggies drop by to try its varied menu – from Caribbean platters to fennel sausages with parsnip and carrot mash – Manna will win you over.

This east London spot could not be more earnestly worthy, seeing as it describes itself as a “non-hierarchical, 100 per cent vegan space run completely by volunteers”. But enough of all that ‘communidee’ idealism – what of the food? It’s fresh and delicious, and more than enough to encourage you to leave your cynicism at the door. Try one of the burgers (made from organic tofu and pumpkin seeds) or the gunky nacho bowl.

Mon-Sat, 12pm-8.30pm; Sun, 12pm-5.30pm 31 Neal Street, WC2H 9PR Covent Garden foodforthought-london.co.uk

Tue-Fri, 6.30pm-10.30pm; Sat-Sun, 12pm-3pm and 6.30pm-10.30pm 4 Erskine Road, NW3 3AJ Chalk Farm mannav.com

Wed-Sat, 12.30pm-9pm; Sun, 11am-9pm 76 Clarence Road, E5 8HB Hackney Central pogocafe.co.uk

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This gourmet veggie outfit takes pride in its innovative food, turning a boredto-death nose up at the likes of veggie lasagne in favour of creations including mushroom wellington (portobello mushrooms, walnut pâté and sauteed red onions encased in puff pastry) and aubergine schnitzel (filled with mozzarella cheese, tomatoes, parmesan and basil pesto, rolled in breadcrumbs). Drool.

Woodlands’ take on south Indian veggie cuisine – no butter, no cream – has stood it in good stead since the Eighties, and there are now three branches open in London (the others are in swish-as Marylebone and Hampstead). Their spicy blends include dosas, lentil pizzas and cost-effective thalis (where you get a range of curries for £18.50, allowing you to sample a selection of flavours). The menu is overwhelmingly long, so prepare to “umm” and “aah”. A lot.

£10.95+

Mon-Sat, 12pm-10.30pm. Closed Sun 157 Heath Road, TW1 4BH Twickenham blahvegetarian.co.uk

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MILDREDS SOHO Widely considered London’s coolest veggie eatery, and a bona fide foodie institution, you’ll no doubt have to queue for a table at Mildreds (you can’t book). The crowds pack in for simple but sublime meat-free fare – smoked tofu with apple and bean sausages and Sri Lankan sweet potato and cashew nut curry are mouthwatering examples. £8+

Mon-Sun, 12pm-11pm 37 Panton Street, SW1Y 4EA Piccadilly Circus woodlandsrestaurant.co.uk

Mon-Sat, 12pm-11pm. Closed Sun 45 Lexington Street, W1F 9AN Oxford Circus mildreds.co.uk

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The Lounge offers an impressively inclusive menu – there’s wheat-free, gluten-free and cholesterol-free dishes along with vegan and more. This doesn’t mean boring, though – think the celeriac, cashew, cheese, sage and hazelnut dauphinoise. Oh yeah.

A riverside terrace and laidback vibe make this one of the more idyllic places to feel good about not munching on meat. There’s everything from Caribbean and Japanese to Indian influences on the menu, too, so you won’t be stuck for ideas.

Mon-Thur, 9am-10pm; Fri-Sat, 9am-2am; Sun, 9am-11.30pm 250 Camden High Street, NW1 8QS Camden Town inspiralled.net

Mon-Sun, 12pm-11pm 64 High Street, KT1 1HN Kingston rsveg.plus.com

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GALLERY CAFE BETHNAL GREEN £5.45+ Consider this ecoeating: as well as a vegan and veggie menu, the cafe offers Fairtrade tea and coffee, uses biodegradable packaging, and is run by volunteers. It offers everything from a full veggie breakfast (we like the sound of the tofu scramble) to make-yourown pizzas. There are also regular art exhibits and gigs. Mon-Fri, 8am-9pm; Sat-Sun, 9am-9pm 21 Old Ford Road, E2 9PL Bethnal Green stmargaretshouse.org.uk

SHAYONA NEASDEN The north Indian veggie dishes here are worth the trek into the wilds of north London. £5.50+

Mon-Fri, 11.30am-10pm; Sat-Sun, 11am-10pm 54-62 Meadow Garth, NW10 8HD Neasden shayonarestaurants.com

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green note camden

Claiming to be the first vegetarianorganic-Italian restaurant in London, you can eat without meat from antipasti to pasta and through to secondi here. Mm, bellissimo!

This being Camden, Green Note’s veggie cafe-bar doubles as a live music venue, with a focus on folk, blues and roots. Food-wise, there’s veggie tapas, while drinkwise, there’s a bunch of guest beers (and if the bar doesn’t stock your fave, you’re invited to request it and they’ll cosnider ordering it in). Vibe is decidedly boho.

Mon-Sat, 11am-11pm. Closed Sun 43 New Oxford Street, WC1A 1BH Holborn amicobio.co.uk

Sun-Thur, 7pm-11pm; Fri-Sat, 7pm-12am 106 Parkway, NW1 7AN Camden Town greennote.co.uk

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A short stroll from London Bridge and Borough Market, as well as the Tate Modern, citizenM is our city’s branch of a group of Dutch boutique hotels on the rise in Europe and expanding in London – versions in Tower Hill, St Paul’s and Shoreditch are in the pipeline. Although there’s a slightly executive vibe thanks to an array of Apple computers for travelling guests on business towards the back of the large open-plan space, there’s a classy and relaxed feel here, without being pretentious or snobby – citizenM has the atmosphere of a cool London members’ club that’s not exclusively for posers or wannabes. The company brands itself as “affordable luxury for the people” and has proved itself popular with a range of clientele. The interior design is (though I hesitate to say it) pretty funky, with quirky art installations and colourful furniture. THE GRUB Snacks and light meals with an international flavour, including sushi (from £5.95), sandwiches (£3.95), quiches (£3.25) and cakes (from £1.75). THE SCENE

A bulging cocktail list with plenty of inventive concoctions that barman and mixologist Tom throws together from his visits to nearby Borough Market. Get stuck into a dark and stormy of gold rum, lime and ginger. BILL PLEASE Cocktails are £7-£10; draught lager and cider £3.95-£4.50 a pint. VERDICT A hotel bar with personality and casual cool that’s affordably luxurious. DT BEHIND THE BAR

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This hidden basement bar in Dalston is a treasure well worth seeking out. Down a dingy staircase under the old cinema sign at 76 Stoke Newington Road, it’s all mismatched furniture and inventive blends from £8.50.

The Worship Street Whistling Shop in Shoreditch invites you into a Victorian-era subterranean drinking den, where cocktails are mixed with out-there ingredients such as aubergine crisp. Really. From £8.50.

The London Cocktail Club specialises in weird-sounding concoctions – think the cheese and pineapple martini or the oyster bomb (the latter is mixed with Jägermeister and Tabasco, ouch). From about £8.

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BITE SIZE taste of malaysia In light of 2013’s undying obsession with foodie pop-ups, this week we bring you a Bite Size entirely populated by these tricksy little now-you-see-itnow-you-don’t phenomenons. First up is the pop-up Malaysian menu at Soho’s Spice Market, ending this Sunday (so it’s your last chance to get amongst it!). There are 10 classic taster dishes to give you a thorough intro to the cuisine, plus a hibiscus cocktail created especially to accompany the food. Costs £48 per head. spicemarketlondon.co.uk

food science Now booking is The Lab, a threenight “flavour experience” fronted by sleb chef Gizzi Erskine at Wapping’s Tobacco Dock. Expect “interactive experiences” – masterclasses, DJ sets, food experiments, cookery demos – and food and bevvies brought to you by top chefs and a drink scientist (we shit you not). There’ll even be appearances by chefs from esteemed London eateries including Dinner by Heston Blumenthal and Duck and Waffle. Tickets are a notoverly-cheap £75 for four dishes and two drinks. On April 25-27. thelabevent.co.uk

Gee whiz: Gizzi fronts The Lab

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dinner dance Another date for the diary is April 13, when Dinner Dance by the Disappearing Dining Club pops up in east London to serve up a fivecourse meal followed by tunes until 2am. We’re feeling a bit giddy about dessert already – salt caramel tart with popcorn parfait. Get in. Tickets are £55 and include a welcome drink.

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If you’ve wondered what it would be like to go to a chain Japanese ‘train’ joint and feel they truly give a toss about the food, this is your place. Chic with an oriental feel, yet in no way kitschy, the focus is totally on the plate here. Everyone has a tap for cool still or sparkling water within reach, while the staff is never more than a friendly nod away. A hit with the suits around Liverpool Street station at lunchtime, this Wednesday night is quiet at the newly opened second branch. It doesn’t take many arrivals for a friendly buzz to emerge though, making this an ideal meeting place ahead of a big night out in the Shoreditch area. The grub No flavour-lacking pandering to the lowest common taste bud denominator here, as every plate we try is a tongue tickler. But for all the clever tweaks that make this ‘modern’ Japanese, the salmon sashimi first grabs my attention – a measure of any good sushi/Japanese joint, it’s perfectly fatty and uber fresh. Next, quaint crab and rice paper rolls have fresh white meat and avocado salsa in a happy marriage with chilli mayo. Salmon tataki – lightly seared and wrapped around garlic cress, cucumber and red chilli slivers with a ponzu (Japanese citrus) dressing – is beautifully clean on the palate. All perfect food to drink to – Japanese beers are made to go with this stuff, so don’t argue with the Asahi staring at you from the fridge. The star of the show is the special black cod, expertly marinated and pan-fried (they insist it wasn’t done in a water bath, but it’s so damn silky …) and served with a miso and ginger juice vinaigrette. Wow. We order lamb chops in the same sauce – a perfectly pink treat. Then we find room for another black cod, and a silky green tea mousse for dessert. Sat-is-fied! THE SCENE

The manager’s passionate about sake and has hand-selected some of his faves, at £7.50-£24.50 per 300ml flask. Beers include Asahi Super Dry, London’s Camden Hells Lager and Owa, from £3.95 a bottle. White, red and sparkling wines are picked to go with the menu, from £3.75/ £14.95 a glass/ bottle. Bill please Colour-coded dishes cost £2-£7.50 each. Eat well for £15-£20 a head. verdict Fresh, bold and classy fare on a train but with absolute care. michael gadd Behind the bar

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Arts and music fiesta Latitude has often been tagged as the posh fest – but it’s more than that. This Suffolk shindig brings together more than 500 acts on 15 stages covering music, comedy, theatre, film and more. Bands include Bloc Party, Krafwerk, Foals, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Modest Mouse and Hot Chip, while Dylan Moran, Tim Key, Daniel Kitson and more bring the laughs. A load of vegan food will be found around the scenic, lake-based enclave too. Classy. latitudefestival.com Southwold, Suffolk, NR34 8AN. July 18-21. Weekend tickets £189 Halesworth

Art Alexakis and his band Everclear were one of the biggest selling alt-rock bands of the late-Nineties and early-Noughties. They lived through the grunge explosion and came out the other side. Now they’re back in the UK in support of a new album, last year’s Invisible Stars, and marking their 20th anniversary. Alexakis was another bleached blonde scruffy rock kid in 1992 when the band formed, as Kurt Cobain and co. tore up the musical rule book. Everclear’s landmark sophomore LP Sparkle And Fade saw Alexakis singing about his life with passion and self-biographical flair, and launched a string of hits, most notably Santa Monica. But when follow-up, So Much For The Afterglow, sold two million copies and won them a Grammy nom, the band graduated from also-rans to major players. A two-album beast followed, Songs From An American Movie Parts 1 & 2, released four months apart in 2000. The first, Learning How To Smile, was the poporiented one. The next, Good Time For A Bad Attitude, was a harder rock affair. The trio – bassist Craig Montoya and drummer Greg Eckland – kept it together for one more LP, 2003’s Slow Motion Daydream, before calling it quits. Alexakis went solo before starting Everclear mark two with new members, and releasing Welcome To The Drama Club in 2006, and a couple of covers and acoustic indulgences. Marking Everclear’s 20th anniversary was Invisible Stars, and Alexakis hit the road again with fellow Nineties luminaries Sugar Ray, Gin Blossoms and Lit, all radio mainstays last century. Expect cuts from it and their Grammy-noted past. Angel

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The Brit-based psych-rockers from Japan have been touring back in the land of the rising sun, and have added a string of UK dates, including this London show, at its end. These guys are more out-there than most of their current genre peers, but have an unmistakable Brit-rock influence, especially on latest LP Line The Wall.

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The London-born actor on his new movie, All Things To All Men, Eton cockneys and a friendly Russian bear INTERVIEW alasdair morton

All Things To All Men is a London-set crime thriller – what was it about the project that appealed? It struck me as the sort of thing I don’t get sent. It’s a frustration I’ve had over the last few years, in England specifically. I only ever get considered for the same thing – period or at least upper class, which is not me at all. I am a comprehensive boy. I can go one way or the other. To have a young director ask me to play a London part is the kind of thing I’d wanted to do for years. Was it fun making a film in London? It felt kind of glamorous – felt like I had arrived! What about first-time writer-director George Isaacs impressed you? The fact that he had come to me – I took that as a mark of extremely good taste. Did the chance to work with Gabriel Byrne catch your eye? I got this script with the note “Gabriel Byrne is attached.” I am a fan of his and the idea of going head to head with him was great. How was the shoot itself? There were 102 locations in seven weeks ... We shot a lot of it guerrilla style. Walking around the London streets we’d put up a camera, use just natural light – Londoners were the extras. If anyone saw the camera we would move on. It was fun. We’d drive around, pull up in a square, jump out, do some acting. Your character, crooked cop Parker, has some nasty traits... He’s not the bad guy of the film, but there are no good guys either, and he has a pretty sociopathic side to him. In the same way they say the only difference between madness and genius is success, the difference between sociopathy and a business guru is success, too. I get offered a lot of bad guy roles, which can be boring because no one is just a bad guy, no one is just anything. What made it great was that Parker is a Londoner and actually a lot closer to me than a lot of the roles I play. Do people see you a certain way? All I know is the reason I live in the US is I got

In the right place: despite his many top period roles, Sewell is a proper Londoner pissed off with the unimaginative offers coming my way. I don’t come from a rich background. And all the people that play cockneys [in Brit films] went to fucking Eton! I’ve done a lot of period things and that is how I’m seen. So this might be a surprise to some people, but it would be a mistake to assume it was a stretch for me. Not you playing ‘against type’ then... No, I refuse to accept that I have a type, despite what people tell me. The breadth of roles and genres on your movie CV argues that very well... I have had to not be fussy about the medium or genre or country I work in as that is the only way I can find a varied career for myself. I never had one defining success that made it easy. I always had little successes and failures, so I had to be a bit of a scavenger to find my great roles. Do you see your role in Alex Proyas’ Dark City as one of those? It didn’t get the respect it deserved on release … Yeah, it was a big flop and I didn’t do any films for a long time afterwards. But now the Director’s Cut has come out, which is the film it should have been. At the time it got re-chopped for speed by [film company] New Line, so it was a bit compromised by the time it came out. The DC is a little slower and infinitely superior.

I am proud of it because it is a film I’m in that is very good, but I don’t think it was a great performance of mine, my inexperience showed. But that is probably because of my tendency to think I am improving. Why did you not do films again for a while? Had you been disillusioned by the process that film was subjected to? No. If you are in a film like that and playing the lead and then it is not a hit, you don’t get offered any more roles. You were recently in director Timur Bekmambetov’s Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Is he as crazed as his films would suggest? Well, yes, but in a very nice way. He’s open and jolly and very ebullient in his creative flights of fancy. He would come up with crazy ideas that just made no sense to me. If I said, “I am sorry, Timur, that makes no sense,” he would at least try and temper it. But it was an uphill struggle making a film that way sometimes. So not quite the Russian bear you might think from watching his films? He is kind of a bear, but a friendly bear. All Things To All Men is out April 5 through Cipher Films

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An alien invasion, Body Snatchersesque movie from the people behind the seriously badass Sinister and Insidious? Yes please. Both were scary house-invasion horrors loaded with angry spirits. Here, a regular family in suburbansville find weird, possibly interstellar, shit going on again. Could it be three from three from the folk that like scaring you stupid? On general release April 3

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As a filmmaker, Harmony Korine is divisive, as will be his lavish titty-fest about bored college girls who really want to go to Florida for spring break. It’s either a sleek, astute portrayal of today’s teens or an immature pile of gibberish. We meet Candy (Vanessa Hudgens), Brit (Ashley Benson), Cotty (Korine’s sister Rachel) and religious Faith (Selena Gomez) – and their crotches – as their dorm empties for spring break. They’re not going anywhere , though, ‘cos they haven’t got the cash. Three of them decide the way to get their party on is to rob a diner with a squirt gun and hammers. “Pretend it’s a video game,” one says. Oh, these kids are so affected by pop culture aren’t they? Cash secured, they inform Faith, who’s not totally impressed, but not miffed enough to turn down the sun and sand in Miami. Or call the cops. So begins what’s either the most nonsensical rap music video of all time or an artist’s vision of the debauchery, booties, buff bods, tits and other great stuff that comes when Central Casting loads up a beach for a deluxe Girls Gone Wild episode. Korine either credits his audience’s intelligence enough to not bother with details of characters or explain the plot, or there’s no plot so why bother with the characters. Party scenes follow, lots of them, including one awfully unresolved possible rape scene, until the girls get arrested for doing drugs and are bailed out by James Franco’s gun- and drug-loving rapper Alien, who takes the girls under his wing, delivers the best or freakiest Britney Spears cover of all time and has a pool threesome that’s either titillating or makes you feel like a paedo (Hudgens is in it). Good for: If you like music videos, unexplained violence and High School Musical nipple.

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Polly Findlay’s revival doesn’t boast the starry casting of past productions (Gwyneth Paltrow) of David Auburn’s prize-winning play, but her version is taut and absorbing. The story begins after the death of maybe genius uni professor Robert. Those in his life are keen to find out if his latter-year ramblings weren’t wasted. LK

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London is as much a character in this cops and crims Big Smoke-set action thriller. The Gherkin, Battersea Power Station, landmarks abound in a film that makes London sexy. It’s a fast-paced and punchy tale from first-time writer-director George Isaacs that’s absolutely loaded with Brit acting royality, including Gabriel Byrne, Toby Stephens and Rufus Sewell (interview on P21).

Based on a real high-profile 1908 case of a young boy being expelled from the Royal Naval College for stealing a five shilling postal order. This period drama – moved to just before the First World War here – follows the cadet and his father’s quest for justice, with the help of an arrogant barrister. The themes still resonate today. LK

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joe lycett Tell us about the shows this week ... They will be about the British canal system, particularly the invention of aqueducts. Who inspired you to pick up a mic? Engineer and pioneer of the modern British canal, James Brindley. Where was your first show? When I was a boy I joined my father on a shopping trip to Topps Tiles, but decided tiles were boring and broke away from his gaze to wander to a stretch of canal near West Bromwich. There, some geese were attempting to open a black plastic bag that had been thrown in the water by a tramp. I told them some jokes about James Brindley and the British Waterways, but they were distracted by their other, apparently more pressing, task. The gig went terribly. I endeavoured to prove to those geese that I am funny and they should’ve listened. The rest is history. What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever seen? I once saw a man drown to death in a lock. Some Lycett Hot. Soho Theatre. Apr 7. £12.50 W1D 3NE Tott Crt Rd Rhubarb Comedy. Apr 4. £8 Wheatsheaf, SW17 7PG Tooting Bec joelycett.com

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Tall poppies South London indie-rockers Palma Violets are riding high on hype from every corner, which their debut 180 has somehow lived up to Words alasdair morton

Palma Violets are officially Britain’s “best new band”. These aren’t just our words, but those of the NME (which gave them an award with that very name), the music-buying and gig-going public who love them, and even Ronnie Wood, the Rolling Stone and bona fide rock ‘n’ roll mega-legend. It’s a tag previously bestowed upon Oasis, Arctic Monkeys and The Libertines. Quite a lot to live up to then, but as we find out when we catch up with co-frontman Alexander ‘Chilli’ Jesson on the road, it’s the furthest thing from the boys’ minds. Chilli (vocals, bass), Sam Fryer (vocals, guitar), Pete Mayhew (keys) and Will Doyle (drums) have just wrapped yet another soundcheck when we’re passed over to their spokesman Chilli. It sounds like all manner of rock ‘n’ roll ruckus is going on in the background, so we go with something simple. What’s it like being voted best new band in the UK? “It’s a very special thing as it’s voted for by the public,” Chilli tells us of the NME crowning. “I always followed [NME] as a kid and read it and so it is the most surreal thing [to be on the cover].” Surreal for sure, particularly when one of those covers was before the band even had an album out. “The awards were unbelievable,” Chilli adds. “We met Ronnie Wood and got a photo with him, and he said some nice words about us. And Paul Weller, who we’re playing with soon. I’ve never really been starstruck before, because I’ve never wanted to meet any of my heroes, but then you see people like Ronnie in the flesh and they are fucking wicked guys, fucking rock legends.” Palma Violets were born in south London’s Lambeth in 2011, making an early name for themselves with tiny shows at Studio 180. These rough and ready gigs, combined with Chilli and Fryer’s co-frontmen duelling, immediately drew comparisons with The Libertines’ Carl Barât and Pete Doherty. Not only that, but the sound – fusing garage rock with Sixties organ touches to create a shiny sunshine vibe with a rough yet soulful Brit indie approach – set them apart from the synth sounds emanating from just about everywhere else. As they played regular gigs at the Studio to a handful of punters – much like the Libs back in their Albion days – word spread. The gigs kept coming, the word kept building, and the hype started to form. Chilli then picks up the story. “All these A&Rs started popping down – there must have been nothing going on at the time! All these majors were down and all that, and then Domino [Records] came down. We liked them but they didn’t want to do anything just yet. “Then there was Rough Trade, the label of all time for us.

Their roster and bands are our favourite bands – The Smiths, The Strokes, The Libertines. We love them and as soon as we met [label heads] Geoff Travis and Jeannette Lee that was it.” They signed with the label all indie bands dream of joining and soon dropped their debut single Best Of Friends – it was subsequently crowned 2012’s best song by the aforementioned mag. Chilli says it was “amazing, but controversial. Not sure I would have agreed with it”. With all of this piling on the pressure, first album 180

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“New Libertines”: the Palma Violets are (L to R) Pete, Chilli, Sam and Will good enough and that people would connect with it. And it has worked to our advantage,” Chilli decides. The album, produced by Pulp bassist Steve Mackey, was a critical and commercial success, loaded with top tunes that most agreed justified the hype and backed up the smash hit single. It also shut up the naysayers keen to cut down the tall poppy. But the Violets happily shirk being lumped in with other trends and up-and-comers out there right now. And hailing from Lambeth stands them apart from the East End chic that still permeates London’s music scene today. “No one is from south London,” Chilli says. “I went to Wimbledon Common, I’ve always been in the south. I really, really take pride in that. Even bands from south London call themselves an ‘east London band’, which is rubbish. We have our friends like Filthy Boy and Childhood from down in the south and it feels like there is a whole movement happening down there.” So proud are the band of their home turf that it even features on the Clash-esque cover of 180. “It was where the record and songs were born and where everything came from,” he says. “Nobody knows this,

but we were taking it [the cover shot] with a professional photographer and Jeannette from our label was taking pictures for herself. She had one in black and white and we were like, ‘This is better than the professional ones.’ We liked that it was a friend of ours who’d taken them … it made it more special.” We ask what life on the road for a young band is like, particularly one whose success often sees half the crowd end up on the stage at some point in the gig. Who’s the most probable troublemaker? “That would have to be Pete,” Chilli offers, half chuckling (perhaps troublemaker was the wrong word to use). How so? “He’s just mental, but in all the best ways. He doesn’t think that much so he tends to get himself in trouble.”

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Palma Violets play Electric Brixton. April 9. £12.50+. Their debut Brixton palmaviolets.com album, 180, is out now. SW7 2AP

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What sort of trouble, we wonder, all sorts of touring hedonism going through our minds. Where is he most likely to be found? “He’s not likely to be found at all,” Chilli counters. “And if he is found it will be in a ditch or the police station. One or the other of those are the two points of call.” At least it makes it easy to track him down, we offer. The Violets played the Royal Albert Hall with “fucking legend” Paul Weller last week and have their own show in their native Lambeth at Electric Brixton on April 9. Then it’s off to Europe, the States and the circuit of summer festivals, one of which gets these lads especially excited, and nostalgic. “Reading is a real rock ‘n’ roll festival and it’s where I first met Sam,” Chilli recalls. “Yellow 7 was our camping area for like five years. And then when we played it last year, Best Of Friends had not even been released, but all the kids went mental. So fingers crossed, now the record is out, it blows up again.” And as for that hype: “We don’t care, we just go out and play every night. It doesn’t mean a thing to us – we are here for the rock ‘n’ rollercoaster.” Get on board! ❚

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cardio tennis Though the title sounds redundant (isn’t tennis cardio anyway?), the Lawn Tennis Association’s revamped class is actually quite distinct from a plain old game. Make no mistake, it’s just as intense (dare we say more so?), but it’s a lot more fun. The hour-long session is a mix of drills; some involve mini-games of doubles (you stop after a point is scored and do star-jumps until you’re up again), practice running across the court to reach the ball and rapid-fire serves. Often, whether the ball is in or out is immaterial, all that matters is you hit it. In this way, some of the stress of the game (which, as a novice, I can feel acutely when playing) is diminished. While we tallied points during some games, for the most part, the feeling between classmates was one of camaraderie rather than competition. Though the class can help true enthusiasts build their skills, it’s easily accessible for beginners. At the start we got heart monitors, which calculated how many calories we burned during the session. I was stunned that I burned 600 calories – I’d had so much fun, I hadn’t even noticed. Costs £8 to £10 per class. DC

Sexy-cise time Raunchy routines will get you hot, bothered and, best of all, super buff. Try these saucy classes Words Daisy carrington

Let’s drop the guise that we work out for health reasons. Bottom line? Most of us want better bodies to pull in the hotties. These raunchy classes should augment the mood.

Pole dancing What: Ecole de Pole is one of the few dedicated pole dancing studios in London. They have a range of six-week courses that cater to total novices and hardened pros alike. In the beginners’ class, you’ll learn some sexy exotic dance moves, plus a few basic spins and pole tricks (you’ll need the intermediate class if you want to climb higher up the pole). Where & when: Arch 897, Holyrood St, SE1 2EL; 66 Rochester Pl, NW1 9JX. Taster courses, £8. Six-week beginners course, £110. ecoledepole.co.uk

Bedroom athletics What: GymBox tells it like it is. This brandspanking (ouch, mmm...) class is dedicated to

making sex longer, better and all together more stretchy. Strength-building exercises target the muscles used during sexy time, and there’s even a pelvic routine to help participants improve their orgasms. The class is taught by former exotic dancer Luke Baker (a hunky piece of eye candy if ever there was). Where & when: Tuesdays, noon. 42 St Martin’s Lane, WC2N 4ES; Mondays, 6pm, Westfield Shopping Centre, W12 7GF. Membership costs £62 per month. gymbox.com

Burlesque What: Make no mistake, there is an art to the tease. No one knows this better than Gwendoline Lamour, who has performed burlesque for Naomi Campbell and Eddie Izzard. She teaches the tricks of the trade in a handful of fun courses and mini-classes. Participants learn the essentials of burlesque, including sexy struts and chair poses. Where & when: Taster classes are £9 (the

Various locations. You can find your nearest session by visiting the website allplaytennis.com

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Belly dancing What: This undulating art form can’t help but put you in a sexy mood. Dancebuzz offers a full-on six-week course that teaches students hip pops, pelvic thrusts, and a variety of seductive shimmies, but moreover, it teaches pupils muscle control (a useful bedroom tool). Where & when: LA Fitness St Paul’s, 20 Little Britain, EC1A 7DH. Taster classes, £12;

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Diva dance What: What makes a diva? Attitude, of course, and the sex appeal to pull it off. City Academy helps students tap into both with their six- and eight-week diva dance courses. Instructors draw inspiration from Beyoncé and Lady Gaga, and students learn the bootylicious choreography from their videos. Where & when: NEXT WEEK 34-68 Colombo St, Living: Set up SE1 8DP. Courses house in a loo from £118. city-academy.com

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Screen time: land a role in the background of a major film

Behind the scenes It may not lead to blockbuster superstardom, but signing up as an extra gives you a front row seat to film magic Words Daisy carrington You don’t have to be classically trained to land a role in a major motion picture. In fact, you don’t need any experience at all. What you do need is a strong work ethic and a willingness to dress up in silly costumes. With these tools, you can get paid to work alongside celebrities in next season’s blockbuster as an extra.

The perks Even newbies can land a role in a major motion picture. Mischa Resnick, a 26-year-old aspiring actress who was working at an events company, signed up for extras work during a lull. Her first gig was playing a pro-Thatcher protester in The Iron Lady. “I reckon I would’ve had more fun on the other side,” jokes Resnick, whose 32

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hippy parents left the UK during the Thatcher years. “But they were picking the coal miner types for that.” Though Resnick admits extras work rarely leads to meatier roles, it is an excellent introduction into the industry. “I wanted to learn more about the film and television industry and gain some insight into the way actors and directors approach their roles,” she explains. And she found a bonus: “The catering is generally pretty good.” At £100 to £150 per day, and with an irregular and unpredictable work schedule, the salary is not the main draw. That said, you’ll not likely find a more interesting job. Artem Sinelnikov, 30, has worked on a range of projects. He played a death eater in Harry Potter, and a Russian

submarine technician in BBC’s Spooks. “I have had nearly 20 jobs in as many years, and none of them have come close to how challenging, entertaining and different extras work is,” he reckons.

Getting started “As an extra you don’t need to have any previous experience, but you must be well organised, reliable and hardworking,” notes Wayne Berko, the founder of Uni-versalExtras, an agency that specialises in matching extras with productions (they staffed all the background cast for Les Miserables, and many for X Men: First Class and Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, to name a few). Though some extras find work through listings on Gumtree or in industry publications, the easiest way

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How did you get into your line of work? I’m an outgoing bilingual with a love of food and drink. Those attributes put me in good stead.

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Extra, extra: Ricky Gervais scored a hit TV show about background work

Important Potter, and other On set: get role: your even mug Harry into movies big budget productions rely Spy heavily on extras such as Tinker Tailor Soldier

to score a gig is by A stepping stone? work, no matter how signing up with an Don’t use Ricky Gervais’ character much fun it seems, agency, such as Berko’s. in Extras as a guide. For the most “it tends to be really “We work around hard work, but also part, extras work does not lead to the clock to find rewarding”. fame and glory. opportunities and “Extras work alone will very Hands off the talent successfully place the rarely lead to a career in acting,” extras on our books in says Uni-versalExtras founder When surrounded by exciting roles,” he says. Wayne Berko. celebrities, it may be There are many parts Professional extra Artem difficult to not get a of the entertainment Sinelnikov believes that, if little giddy. However, industry in which anything, extras work could prove it’s best to keep your being attractive is a debilitating to an acting career. excitement to yourself. prerequisite, but Berko “If I wanted to be an actor I “You must not points out extras work would probably keep background approach the main isn’t one of them. work quiet, as sometimes it can be cast and start a “It all comes down looked down on by professional conversation,” says to whether your actors,” he says. Sinelnikov, who equates ‘look’ fits what the it with stealing from production is looking the set or showing up for,” he says, “and that doesn’t mean late to filming. Of course, if one of the you have to be good looking.” main actors approaches you, it’s fine Once you land a gig, it is important to respond. Sinelnikov admits he’s met to be flexible, and up for anything. dozens of A-list actors in his line of work. Violet Macdonald, 18, worked as “Hugh Jackman was a brilliant an extra on Snow White And The person,” he recalls. On the set of Les Huntsman, a gig that she recalls as Mis, the heartthrob had a stack of 200 both her best and worst. scratch cards, which he was handing “They dressed me up as an old out to extras. woman. I had lots of prosthetics, which “He would was really fun, but pretty horrible to give you one, NEXT WEEK have to wear for a whole working then shake The new Dubai: day,” she recalls. your hand and Find a job in Doha Being an extra, she explains, is after say ‘good all a job. And just like any other paid luck.’”

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What non-essential items do you spend money on? Food. I could save so much if I bought food from the grocery store and cooked it at home.

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How do you budget? I have a spreadsheet with all my earnings and subtract my expenses. I’m not good at keeping the left-overs.

Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler admitted to spending £5m-£6m on cocaine in his wilder years. In an interview on Oz TV’s 60 Minutes, he said he “snorted half of Peru”.

❚ Oasis rocker Noel Gallagher told an Italian newspaper that he had spent roughly £1m on drugs over the years. He said he stopped in 1998, after coming to the realisation “it is bad for your health”. ❚ According to one of his

Tyler: ‘I snorted half of Peru’

buddies, at the peak of his addiction, Charlie Sheen was ordering a £1300-perday delivery of cocaine to his home.

❚ DJ and Red Dwarf star Craig Charles admitted to The Guardian that while starring in Coronation Street, he dropped £250,000 on crack. ❚ In his tell-all memoir, Flavor Flav: The Icon The Memoir, Public Enemy’s Flavor Flav admitted to spending £1700-a-day on drugs for six years. For those with hazy maths skills, that totals more than £3.7m.

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Feeling stuffed: taxidermy animals went on sale at an auction in Sydney last Thursday. The collection included fossils and natural history paraphernalia, and the tiger alone sold for nearly £4000

Memorial mould: Anzac cutter

taking the biscuit! artist’s anzac tomb new zealand

An artist is building a tomb of Anzac biscuits depicting WWI soldiers from Australia, New Zealand, France and Germany to be exhibited in Europe. Kingsley Baird of Wellington, said the “mass grave” of troops and the ephemeral nature of the memorial would express the waste of war. Some 18,000 Anzac biscuits, named for the Australian and New Zealand Army Corps, will be used for the tomb, which will be on display for three weeks at the Museum of the Great War in Peronne, France, near the Somme battlefields. It will then go on display in Europe. “The difference in this work in Germany is that visitors to the museum will be invited to eat the memorial,” Baird said. tweets of the week @murrayfortescue26 Aussies travelling to Dubai are advised – wear respectful clothing, avoid drunkenness and use of foul language. ie don’t be Australian @joshmeatsix Sometimes I watch Jeremy Kyle and think ‘oh good, there’s where my tax money went’.

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A Georgia woman has been reunited with her device and photos after the camera she lost during a 2007 trip to Hawaii washed ashore in Taiwan. Lindsay Scallan was on a scuba diving trip when she lost the camera during a night dive. However, this week Scallen told how she received a Facebook message from a high school friend saying his wife found an 36

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article on a Hawaiian TV station’s website about a lost camera. A China Airlines employee had found the camera and all the images were still on the memory card. The airline has offered to pay for Scallan to travel to Taiwan to retrieve her camera and meet the man who found it.

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Two lambs caused mayhem at a tourist attraction after scoffing their way through thousands of chocolate Easter eggs. A ewe and the two lambs were found in the egg store at

Wookey Hole Caves in Somerset where staff believe they went to try to escape the cold weather. “We think it was a bit warmer in there or maybe the smell of the chocolate attracted them,” general manager Daniel Medley said. “It was pretty clear from the chocolate stuck to their wool who was responsible. There were pallets with 250,000 eggs on them and we believe a few thousand will have to be destroyed.” However, they will be punished. “They are so cute that we couldn’t be too angry with them. We may get them to stand in the naughty corner over the weekend,” he added.

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The owner of a speciality grocery store in Brisbane is charging customers AU$5 to browse if they leave empty handed. Georgina, who didn’t want to reveal her last name, took the drastic step after spending hours every week giving advice about gluten-free products to people who leave without buying a thing. A poster is now displayed in the Celiac Supplies store warning shoppers of the fee. Georgina said: “I’ve had a gut full of working and not getting paid. “I can tell straight away who are the rat bags who are going to come in here and pick my brain and disappear.” As if eating gluten-free food wasn’t bad enough.

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Residents living along the West Coast have reported seeing strange lights in the sky at night. The UFOs have been reported to newspapers as well as photos posted on Facebook as locals in Greymouth get all excited about the apparent discoveries. Russell Adams was cutting his grass when he saw the lights in the direction of the aerodrome. He grabbed his wife, and his camera to capture them. Since then another sighting has been reported.

Lottery jackpot, in pounds, shopkeeper Imran Pervais allegedly tried to claim, telling the real winner he’d bagged £10

Mysterious: a light in the sky In each instance Greymouth Aero Club said there were no aircraft flying at the time. Adams’ wife Linda said it was different from satellites and shooting stars, changing colour, and apparently hovering. “I was not frightened, it was ‘wow’.” Totally.

LATE-NIGHT TAKEAWAY? YOU MUST BE BARKING UNITED KINGDOM Like indulging in post-drink takeaways? Then you could be chowing down on dog or cat. Following on from the horse meat scandal, scientists carried out tests on food served at late-night venues in London. One lamb curry was found to contain no lamb, chicken, beef, horse or goat, the BBC documentary Horsemeat Banquet found. Other tests found ‘beef’ in a black bean sauce dish contained almost entirely chicken blood and some chicken material. Putting you off meat? Check out our veggie restaurant guide on P10.

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New air route through Dubai is ‘unsafe’ for Aussies

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Only if you’ve not been arsed to understand the law – it’s your lookout Cracking open a stubbie on the street; having sex on the beach; sunbathing with your bits out. All are acts that could land you in jail in Dubai, which is set to see an influx of Aussie visitors now that Qantas has taken the decision to route all of its Europe-bound flights through the desert state, which is part of the UAE, a Muslim country (see P51). The news has upset non-profit group Detained in Dubai, which helps people who get into legal strife in the UAE, and the organisation is calling on Qantas to raise awareness. Radha Stirling, the group’s founder, said she had “serious concerns” for Aussie travellers’ safety, adding there are “numerous dangers to westerners staying in or transiting through Dubai”. Numerous dangers to westerners? The only danger to westerners in Dubai is themselves, love. Let’s forget for a moment the illogical outrage from western newspapers when stories surface around what you can and can’t do in Dubai – because it’d also be illegal to crack open a stubbie on the streets of New York; you’d be arrested if you got caught shagging on a beach in England, too; and I welcome any measures that prohibit pasty tourists getting their tits out around the pool – but instead take the issue at its simplest. When anyone (not just Aussies) travels abroad, they are visiting a different land with different laws. And it’s their responsibility to know what those laws are. Why the hell should an airline give a toss about whether you’ve done your research or not? Should they check you’ve packed enough sun cream and gone to the toilet before take-off, too? Preposterous. Ultimately, there’s a sickening sense of entitlement in this idea that westerners could “inadvertently” find themselves behind bars. Because it can only be inadvertent if you’ve not bothered to look into it. Whingeing that you didn’t know something was illegal isn’t going to cut it in court – because your ignorance is your own damn fault. So here’s an idea: check out the dos and don’ts before pitching up. Don’t like them? You don’t have to. And you don’t have to go to Dubai, either. » Agree or disagree? Should Qantas be raising awareness about Dubai law? letters@tntmagazine.com

LONDONERS ARE MISERABLE: FACT A study of 40,000 homeowners has found that nine out of 10 of the UK’s unhappiest neighbourhoods are in London. Yep, that’s right, we city slickers are living a life of metropolitan misery, while people in the provinces are walking on air (the happiest town in the country is the quaint Yorkshire spa town of Harrogate, apparently). Look, sorry to ruin this image of all Londoners as glum-as-they-come, unrelentingly knackered sub-humans worthy of little but pity, but I like living

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Troubled agency Home Secretary announces UKBA to be scrapped. What will it mean for TNT readers? We find out WORDS CAROL DRIVER

The extent of how shambolic UKBA really is was revealed last week. On Tuesday, home secretary Theresa May told the Commons the beleaguered agency will be disbanded, split into two separate organsations. One will handle visas and immigration, the other will be a separate law enforcement arm. It was a shock announcement – coming just a day after the Home Affairs Committee published a damning report about the Border Agency, warning it would take the controversial office 24 years to clear the backlog of asylum and immigration cases. Four new backlogs had come to light in the past three months, including 59,000 in-country visa applications, taking the total number to 313,000 – equivalent to a population the size of Iceland. The report also criticised UKBA for its failure to meet its own targets for in-country immigration processing, and for its shoddy customer service. The committee concluded it was “inexcusable that so many people are not having their cases processed on time”. It added: “People are paying a high cost to obtain their visas, and more for the premium services. The agency needs to consider these people more as customers, and fulfill its responsibilities in the timescale it has promised.” The report comes a month after TNT launched its UKBA Balls-Up campaign, demanding improvements to visa processing services. Over the past four weeks, we’ve highlighted horror stories of misinformation and horrendous waiting times. This is something the report echoed. It revealed UKBA is failing its targets to process 90 per cent of Tier 1, 2 and 5 and 85 per cent of in-country postal applicants within four weeks. Only 18 per cent of Tier 1 and 14 per cent of Tier 4 applications were processed on time between July and September 2012. And just 79 per cent of Tier 2 and 71 per cent of Tier 5 applications were processed on time during the same period. In total, 28,558 visa applications were not processed within target, more than double that of the previous 40

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quarter. And the report found for Tier 2 applications, more postal applications were processed on target than expensive premium service appointments – which cost £306 extra. Keith Vaz, chairman of the Home Affairs Committee, said in the report: “It appears more like a Whitehall farce than a government agency operating in the 21st century.” The following day, in an unexpected statement, Theresa May announced the demise of UKBA to the Commons, saying the agency had been troubled for “so many years” and its performance was “still not good enough”. She added: “The agency struggles with the volume of its casework, which has led to historical backlogs running into the hundreds of thousands. In truth, the agency was not set up to absorb the level of mass immigration that we saw under the last government.”

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✔ Every applicant receives correspondence when an application has been received ✔ Advice is then sent to all applicants detailing the process system and what it means for those wanting to work or travel ✔ Every applicant gets access to an emergency helpline which they can call for updates at any time, not only after six months ✔ The target for processing visas for those based in the UK who are eligible to work is reduced to three months ✔ A full refund is offered to applicants if their application takes longer than the target time if it is due to UKBA incompetency ✔ The amount of premium service appointments is increased – and a full refund is offered to applicants if the UKBA doesn’t adhere to the allotted 24-hour timescale ✔ Applicants wishing to extend visas to stay in the UK can do so before the ‘28 days before expiry’ deadline To add your support, follow the link to the government epetition from tntmagazine.com/ukba

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will also not receive any additional funding, but will have to restructure out of its existing budget. One of the main differences to the home secretary’s proposals and the current set-up is that the entity loses its government agency status, and two directors will be appointed who will report to ministers at the Home Office. Interestingly, all senior staff will be keeping their highsalaried jobs – including the £175k-salaried chief executive Rob Whiteman, even though his role no longer exists. Instead, it has been revealed he will be overseeing the transition before taking up other duties at the new office. We put the news to our Facebook followers, asking whether they thought splitting UKBA was a good idea. Matt Craig posted: “So how does changing the organisational structure help clear the backlog? If the changes to the structure are to be made within existing budget constraints, then surely that means less money spent on the resources needed to clear the backlog.” Kiwis In London’s Clint Heine said: “It’s a good idea if it doesn’t turn into another monster of a bureaucracy. However, the lives of so many Kiwis, many who had a once-in-a-lifetime chance to enjoy life in the UK, have been ruined. I look forward to any positive changes that allow law-abiding Commonwealth citizens an easier route to the UK for work and tourism.” So what does this mean for TNT’s petition? No decision has yet been made to rename UKBA. It’s going to be the same staff, the same bosses – the same people dealing with your applications. That means our demands remain the same. We’ll be keeping the pressure on, and we need your support. Our government e-petition has been approved – visit tntmagazine.com/ukba. There’s still work to be done.

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Shane Watson may have been dumped for a game in homework-gate yet is so valuable he returned as captain, but Australian chief selector John Inverarity won’t guarantee his place in the side. ‘’We’re concerned about his performances,” Inverarity told the SMH. He also admitted other options were explored before he was picked to replace injured Michael Clarke as skipper, despite the week before hinting at the idea of quitting international cricket. When asked specifically about Watson’s place in the Ashes, Inverarity said: “We’ll have discussions later this week and through April, and every player will be discussed.”

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Western Force face a Cooper Vuna with plenty to prove as he returns from a one-match ban for a fight with Rebels teammate Kurley Beale. Melbourne’s Vuna was sent home after the incident, which was just hours after his side’s 64-7 thrashing to the Sharks in Durban, South Africa, and missed the weekend’s Cheetahs game. The club decided this was sufficient, along with a social media ban, after he called Beale a “bloody grub” on Twitter. He said in a statement: ‘’During my time with the Melbourne Rebels I have turned my life around. The outcome of this incident in Durban is not consistent with the values of my family, my church and my football club.” He came to blows with Beale after the team went to a bar. Beale was reportedly told by Gareth Delve to put a shirt on, but 42

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Your eyes aren’t deceiving you, and no, we haven’t put this picture on the wrong way around, this is totally normal for the likes of US skier Geoff Straight, who came ninth in last week’s halfpipe event at the Snowboard and FreeStyle World Cup Super finals at Sierra Nevada ski resort near Granada. The winner was Canada’s Mike Riddle

refused. A fight started and Vuna stepped in. Beale has been fined and stood down.

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Under pressure Socceroos coach Holger Osieck got the backing of players after last week’ shock 2-2 draw with Oman. Tim Cahill, who scored Australia’s first goal before Brett Holman snatched the equaliser and saved the game, said the team should take responsibility for the match. “The boss couldn’t have prepared us any more,” Cahill said. “We didn’t produce. Tactically … we knew everything about them and what and how it was going to happen. We need to take more responsibility as a team.”

BIG WEEK FOR ... Until the final whistle in the FA Cup final against a Manchester giant or Chelsea, should they make it past Millwall next weekend, there’s every chance Wigan Athletic could win silverware and get demoted in the same year. So with that in the back of their minds, they play one of the most important games of their year on Sunday in London against QPR, one of the two teams below them on the Premier League ladder. Expect youngster Callum McManaman (right) to get plenty of stick after his shocker of a tackle against Newcastle went unpunished by the FA.

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QUOTES OF THE WEEK I didn’t think I could go into The Masters under the radar. Now I can go in a bit underneath Tiger [Woods] so, in a way, it’s not a bad thing Not the first to say it, Rory McIlroy was talking about Woods taking his number one ranking ahead of the April 11 Major

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PREVIEW BARCA FACE PSG IN PARIS FORTRESS PARIS ST GERMAIN V BARCELONA TUE, 7.30PM, ITV1

Barcelona, when on song, are the best in the world. PSG’s claim to fame? They’re among the most ambitious. As tantalising as any of the Champions League quarter finals is this one between David Beckham’s new mates and Lionel Messi’s formidable four-time winners. The Catalan side overcame a two-goal deficit against AC Milan like it was nothing (it hadn’t been done before) with a 4-0 win at home. Those last two words are

key here, as the finalists in the last five Champions Leagues have been ordinary out of Camp Nou this campaign, losing away to the Italians in the round of 16 and Celtic. They’ll feel a little at home in this first leg as three PSG stars – Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Thiago Motta and Maxwell – once played in the red and blue. But PSG have a bit of an advantage. They’re playing their second CL quarter ever, but are unbeaten at Parc des Princes in Euro competitions for more than six years. Their only game at this level was against Barcelona. And they won. If they snag a lead then anything can happen.

THE CHAT | Who is Fawad Ahmed?

If, as a result of our performances, we are second in our group, we will worry about the team we have to face in the play-offs The master of managing expectations, Roy Hodgson, after England complicated World Cup qualifying with a draw

I’m looking forward to getting the footy buzz back again Returning Canterbury Bulldog Ben Barba, out of rehab and ready for rugby league to be his buzz instead of booze

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FOOTBALL With nothing good to say about the Aussie Q Test team after their Indian drubbing, why’s everyone talking about spinner Fawad Ahmed? He doesn’t have an Australian passport yet, and without A one wouldn’t be able to play for his adopted country until the fifth Test in England, but chief selector John Inverarity and co like the look of this 31-year-old Pakistani refugee. He played for the Melbourne Rebels Big Bash side as soon as his permanent residency was approved (after politicians intervened) and then Victoria, and impressed in the Sheffield Shield. This followed him being used in the nets during the Aussie summer to prepare batsmen for South Africa’s Imran Tahir – the practice worked a treat, as the Protea’s leggie got belted for 0-260 and dropped.

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Euroclash TNT previews the meetings of Europe’s top eight rugby sides ahead of this week’s Heineken Cup quarters WORDS MICHAEL GADD

For any rugby fan, the smorgasboard of talent on show this weekend as the Heineken Cup quarter finals kick off is impressive. When a former tournament winner and threetime British and Irish Lions tourist calls it “the weekend of the year I most look forward to”, you need to clear your schedule and plant yourself in front of a TV with Sky – better still, snaffle tickets to the two matches in London. Local clubs Saracens and Harlequins are two of the form sides in the competition so far, having earned home quarters by comfortably topping their respective pools. But as says Ieuan Evans, Wales legend and Cup winner in 1998 when his Bath side beat France’s Brive in a 19-18 thriller, every one match from here on is a clash of titans. “You don’t get to this stage in the competition without having great depth and talent in your team,” says Evans, one of Sky Sports’ expert analysts. “These are eight quality sides, and every one of them deserves to be there.”

Saracens (England) v Ulster (Ireland) Hardly stretched, north London-based Sarries thrived in the absence of their top internationals during the Six Nations, and were on fire last week when they beat Harlequins to cement their lead at the top of the Aviva Premiership. It shows Evans they’re ready for success at this level. “Reintegrating international players into the club structures is a key factor, and Saracens have handled that better than anyone,” Evans says. “They’ve spent a lot [of money] and that’s borne fruit. They have great depth and are playing some terrific stuff. Impressively, it’s the young players that are driving it.” Last year’s losing finalists, Belfast-based Ulster, won 13 straight games in all comps last year until their first loss to Northampton in the pools of the Cup. No longer top of the RaboDirect PRO12 standings, they’ve won just twice in 2013. “Ulster have been hit with injuries, but with a full deck of cards they’re another formidable side,” Evans says. “They lost 44

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their way at the back end but the return of Jared Payne and Johann Muller will be significant.” WHEN: Saturday, April 6 KICK-OFF: 6.30pm WHERE: Twickenham Stadium REF: Romain Poite (France)

Clermont (France) v Montpellier (France) Clermont dominated a tough pool, which included last year’s champions Leinster, to go through undefeated. For Evans, this is one of the toughest road trips in rugby. “They have a staggering home record,” he says. “But Montpellier were wonderful in the closing group stages.” Tragedy struck the visitors in January when coach Eric Bechu lost a long battle with cancer. “They seem to have been inspired by that though, but they go into this huge underdogs,” Evans adds. “Clermont are easily one of the most impressive teams. They have the best squad, so much money, and they’ve used it well.” The cosmopolitan French side’s key players include Wales’s Lee Byrne, Kiwi Sitiveni Sivivatu and Aussie Brock James. “For me [Clermont] are the competition favourites,” Evans proclaims. WHEN: Saturday, April 6 KICK-OFF: 4.40pm WHERE: Stade Marcel Michelin REF: Wayne Barnes (England)

Harlequins (England) v Munster (Ireland) Southern Ireland’s Red Army has dominated this match-up in the past, with five wins from their six Cup meetings. But they’ll come to the Stoop as underdogs against Quins, who were one of two undefeated teams in the group stage. “Quins play a particular brand of rugby, quite different to England, which makes it harder for their internationals to integrate back in,” Evans explains. “They rely on their pace and accuracy and won’t change that philosophy.” For Munster, it’s simple. “They have to try and stop them, their momentum and fluidity, led by the eight, nine and 10 access with Danny Care, Nick Evans and Nick Easter.

Imposing: Kiwi Sivivatu is just one of Clermont’s star imports

Big red: O’Connell’s return is huge for Munster

“They’ll have to stop Quins’ off-loading game like Saracens did. If Quins get going, they’re an irresistible force. “Munster have been playing a more open game, very unlike a traditional Munster side, by keeping the ball in hand more, and they’ve struggled with it.” Big news for Munster is the return of Irish man mountain Paul O’Connell to match up with Quins’ Welshman Olly Kohn. “He’s their spiritual leader, a Lions captain, inspirational on the field. He’s so important to them,” Evans says. WHEN: Sunday, April 7 KICK-OFF: 4.40pm WHERE: Twickenham Stoop REF: Jérôme Garcès (France)

Toulon (France) v Leicester (England)

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Ambition makes money-bags Toulon dangerous – with stars such as Jonny Wilkinson and Matt Giteau, they’ve just added Aussie Rocky Elsom to their already impressive back row. Former Reds and Wallabies flanker Elsom’s last stint in Europe was at Leinster in 2008-09 and he was a key figure in the Dublin club’s first Heineken Cup victory. “It’s been 20 years since Toulon won something,” Evans says of the Top 14 leaders, whose last silverware was the French title in 1992. “The pressure will be building on them and will grow as the competition goes on. They impressed in the group stages but the knockouts are a different prospect.” The Tigers scraped in ahead of Toulouse to top their pool, but still missed out on a home knockout match on points. Their forwards will be key to their chances here. “The club’s been there and won it before,” Evans says. “The thing you have to do against these quality French sides is match up in the forwards. The Tigers can do that.” WHEN: Sunday, April 7 KICK-OFF: 5.30pm WHERE: Stade Félix Mayol REF: George Clancy (Ireland) All Heineken Cup and Amlin Challenge Cup quarter finals are scheduled to air on Sky Sports skysports.com.au

Quality: Aussie Matt Giteau leads a who’s who of world rugby for Toulon

Pest: Wasps captain Hugo Southwell

silverware to play for challenge cup quarters Just as the Champions League has the Europa League second-tier competition, Heineken Cup has the Amlin Challenge Cup, which is also in its quarters this week. The quirk in this tournament is that it’s open to clubs in all European rugby-playing countries, although only English, French and Irish clubs remain at this stage. One enticing clash in the knockout round is London Wasps, who were scratchy but went through the group stage undefeated, and last year’s Heineken Cup winners Leinster. They play Friday, 8pm, at Adams Park, High Wycombe, just outside London. In the other games, Gloucester host south-west France’s Biarritz (last year’s winners) on Thursday at 8pm. More representatives from the south of France, Perpignan and Toulouse, will clash on Friday at 8pm. In the final match, rampant Bath, who won all six pool games, host Stade Francais on Saturday at 1pm.

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Before the England winter (Aussie summer) there was the prospect of 10 Ashes Tests being fought between the world’s number one and two nations. Mathematically, had Australia beaten South Africa they could have leap-frogged to number one, with England going to two with any positive result in India. Despite going on to beat Sri Lanka, Australia ultimately lost the deciding game in Perth against the Saffas. An opportunity lost. England delivered with a historic series win on the subcontinent. But last week, they were saved only by Matt Prior and Monty Panesar keeping their wickets in tact

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to prevent their side from losing a Test series in New Zealand (they’re ranked eighth) – a 10th Kiwi wicket would have made them third. This was little comfort for the Aussies, flogged 4-0 in India – fourth in the world is rock bottom. But it showed frailty in England. Now there’s a bit of time – is it enough for Michael Clarke to be fit?

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Aussie Mark Webber was well within his rights to be outraged at Sebastian Vettel, his Red Bull teammate, for ignoring their boss’s orders and snatching the Malaysian Grand Prix from him. On the other hand, to expect a fiercely competitive racer like Vettel to take second when first is an option is a laugh. Formula One is a kooky beast. On one hand a team expects its drivers to risk life and limb, and push every boundary our L-plate instructors advise us against. On the other, they want to win the constructors’ (team) championship. So if you have place one and two wrapped up, and the guy in second is leading the world championship, and the guy in first deserved to be there, no point in risking two cars that form a large part of the company’s annual F1 investment, a small fraction of which goes to drivers, of about £460m? Right? I guess, but there’s very good reason Vettel’s going for his fourth consecutive drivers’ championship – he likes winning and probably hates losing more. And for him, losing is second. It’s a rough rub for Webber, well-respected and talented, but not in Vettel’s league. If (or when, barring major injury) he wins it this year, that’s four in a row. He’d join Juan Manuel Fangio (1954-57) in the record books. One more and he equals Michael Schumacher’s best run (2000-04). Vettel, just 25, has every chance to re-write the record books. And even though Red Bull are bankrolling this history boy, you have to wonder what right they have to pull the reins on him doing what he does best – winning. The only thing Vettel did wrong in the whole saga, not a new one for the sport, was say he didn’t realise he’d been ordered to coast behind Webber and take the one-two, in that order. That’s just plain silly. He apologised afterwards, but that’s worth nix when 25 points has been awarded. Webber came out of it as the vexed one, but he knows the score. In third after two races, he’ll likely be part of the champion team for the fourth year running. But he and Vettel aren’t really ‘a team’, they just have the same colour stickers.

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A TENNIS BREAK FOR TWO IN EASTBOURNE The Aegon International is back for another exciting tennis tournament in Eastbourne this year from June 15-22, bringing many of the world’s top male and female players to the sunshine coast the week before Wimbledon. To celebrate, we’re offering a luxurious tennis package for you and a friend. The prize includes centre court tennis tickets, a Babolat goodie bag and a two-night stay at The Best Western York House Hotel, where the winner can enjoy a seaview room with a stunning modern four-poster bed or twin beds, along with breakfast in the

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SUNBATHING SHAME FOR BRITS Aussies and Kiwis: if you were running out of reasons to mock the pasty Poms, here’s another one for you.

According to a study by drinks firm Pimm’s to mark the official start of British Summer Time this week – no, wait for it, ‘British Summer’ isn’t the joke – apparently one in three Brits will start sunbathing when the mercury hits a less-than-sizzling 16ºC.That, just to put it into context, is a ridiculous four degrees cooler than room temperature. A further third said that even when the weather is cloudy and overcast, they’ll stay outside to get a tan anyway. I don’t know what’s more disturbing – the thought of all those bare British limbs, grey, mottled and goosepimpled with cold, or the heartbreaking lengths we’ll go to just to pretend to ourselves that we’re enjoying some lovely hot weather. I laughed out loud when I read those stats, but wasn’t surprised. I think the problem is that Brits equate bright light with warmth. Forgive us, we don’t get much of either so we’re easily confused. Case in point, last summer I was cycling through Clapham Common on a pretty chilly day. But it was beautiful and bright, so for most of Clapham it seemed, that was reason enough for everyone to act like it was 30ºC. Shirtless guys were drinking six-packs and kicking footballs between piles of their discarded clothes. Bikini-clad girls were sprawling on blankets. Mums were frantically coating their shivering babies in Factor 50 sunblock. It was mad, but was everyone having a good time? You betcha. At least we know how to enjoy our miserable weather.

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This year’s New York-set Tribeca Film Festival is set to bring the movie world’s glitterati out in force. The influential festival hosts hundreds of 17-28 new films and showcases talent from around the world. This year’s highlights include screenings of Before Midnight, starring Ethan Hawke and Big Men, a documentary produced by Brad Pitt. APRIL

WHY: Founded in 2002 by a collective which included Hollywood legend Robert De Niro, the Tribeca Film Festival has screened over 1300 films from over 80 countries, including emerging and established directors, since then. It’s also been credited with regenerating the Tribeca neighbourhood’s economy.

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Between the various live performances, street dances 9-20 and free-flowing alcohol, there’s definitely a buzz in the air during Botswana’s largest performing arts festival. Free outdoor programmes take place at various locations around Gaborone, while ticketed indoor events feature some of the continent’s most renowned dancers and musicians. APRIL

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Set in a 17th-century building in the centre of the village and serving hearty pub food, The Queens Head Inn is a locals’ favourite. Meals from £10. queensheadaskham.com On the banks of the Ullswater Lake, family-run Sun Inn is a great stop for a pub lunch. Meals from £10.50. suninnpooleybridge.co.uk The Punchbowl is within stumbling distance of the Queens Head. Recently opened under new management, it serves a range of ales from £3.50 a pint. punchbowlaskham.blogspot.co.uk Finish off a walk through the woods with a brew at the family-run Lowther Castle Inn. The dining room is a former Magistrates Court. From £3.50 a pint. lowthercastleinn.co.uk In a seperate wing of the building from the pub, The Queens Head Inn has warm, cosy rooms from £50pn and a truly welcoming atmosphere. queensheadaskham.com

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Famous photojournalist Robert Capa once said that if your pictures aren’t good enough, you’re not close enough. Sure, he was talking about battlefields, but that’s little comfort now as I plod through rugged hills, feet soaked, legs aching, cursing the wind, the weather and the gods. I’m here in the hills of the Eden Valley in the Lake District for a two-day landscape photography course, and I know what a weak, pampered Londoner I must seem to my northern companions, sniffling and coughing as I make cautious leaps from stone to stone to avoid ruining my boots. When we start out on the trek I’m pretty confident. This should be easy, I chuckle to myself when I find out that the other two amateur snappers on the landscape photography course are pensioners. The sun shines and the lake glistens as I youthfully bound up the hills. Just hours later one of those pensioners, Paul, looks at me sympathetically as I stagger along, the blue skies having turned to rain, and then driving snow. Rod Ireland, an experienced mountaineer, landscape photographer and our guide, is bemused. “It must be the country air,” he jokes. Rod and his wife, Pauline, regularly spend the night in the mountains – most recently they went wild camping on High Street, an 800m mountain range dominating the skyline, in order to catch the dawn light over the Ullswater Lake. The couple run adventure company Out There People from their converted barn in Askham, a tiny village just five miles from Penrith in the Northern Lakes. This pretty spot is often overlooked in favour of the better-known Lake District tourist traps of Ambleside and Windermere. This is a shame, because the village, with its pub, shop and population of some 500 people, is not only cheaper than its more popular neighbours but also endearingly, refreshingly, absurdly local. As such, whether you’re ambling through the hills or leaning over a pint of ale in a local boozer, the ‘bet you don’t get this in London’ refrain is as regular as it is justified. The hills, the clean air, stunning vistas and abundant wildlife are a shock to the system at first, and despite Rod’s best efforts to explain the intricacies of framing the perfect mountainscape, I can’t seem to stop taking pictures of the weird, furry, white animals that dot the landscape. Snap: here is a sheep looking inquisitive. Snap: here she is looking angry. Snap: she’s eating. Snap: three rams are now

eyeing a female sheep seductively … at which point I put my camera down. Rod’s learned to be patient with wannabe photographers turning up with expensive SLR cameras and no idea how to use them. He explains the basic settings, using depth of field, adjusting aperture and shutter speed, as well as the importance of patience for capturing landscapes. Before long, he sends us off to find a shot, set up our tripod and wait. You can wait for an hour, he explains, and suddenly light will come through the clouds and everything is transformed. And it’s not just epic views, the smallest

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Baby Moses was hidden in it, Cleopatra was queen of it – the iconic Nile River has an integral part to play in almost all of the best-known stories about Ancient Egypt. No wonder the longest river in the world has caught the imagination of so many tourists. A cruise in a traditional felucca (sailing boat) through these historic waters is a great way to get a sense of Egypt’s past. Most cruises take the scenic Luxor-Aswan route. egypt.travel

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Twice a year, morning sun rays shine directly through the inner temple cave of Abu Simbel, illuminating the statues of four gods seated there. If you’re lucky enough to see it, the spectacle will send shivers down your spine. The two massive rock temples, which are a Unesco World Heritage site, were built by Rameses II in the 13th century BC. Naturally, he decided to dedicate one of them to himself, and the other one to the favourite of all his wives, Nefertari. unesco.org

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Just mentioning a trip to the Red Sea sends diving enthusiasts into spasms of envy. And with good reason. The waters of the Red Sea are known for having great visibility and once you’re underwater, you can see everything from surreal coral formations, to masses of bright tropical fish and even some intriguing WW1 wrecks. Sharm el Sheikh, hippyesque Dahab and Hurghada are the most popular resorts for scuba diving. padi.com

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Ancient Egyptians believed in life after death, and so their burial rituals were elaborate. For pharoahs, this reached epic scales. At the Valley of the Kings near Luxor, there are 63 royal tombs and chambers, carefully decorated with scenes from Egyptian mythology. The tomb of Rameses IV is one of the most spectacular. Three white corridors descend to the sarcophagus chamber where the ceilings are covered in pictures of ancient deities.

alemana overview Barely a gnat’s leap from San Sebastian’s world famous La Concha bay, this immaculate hostel is the perfect base for a stay in the idyllic Basque city. From the super-speedy free wi-fi and fortifyingly strong coffee to parking and en-suite rooms, the Alemana is really more hotel than hostel. The generously proportioned beds and small number of rooms allow it to retain a genuine boutique feel. The Alemana’s locale is perfect for beach bums – the sand is 40m away – but you may find this area of town a little quiet during the winter months. San Sebastian’s stunning centre is 15 minutes walk away, perfect for working off an evening of inexpensive rioja and pintxos. Wow factor Situated in a residential area, the Alemana affords you that most elusive of travel delights – it makes you feel like a local. If it were any closer to the beach you’d have sand in your pants. rooms Spacious, simple, and military clean, they manage to be basic without being characterless. Bill please £55pn in high season. £40pn in low season.

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Rocking out in the Basque The Basque Country’s Bilbao is a seductive mix of the new, the traditional, and the full-on rock ‘n’ roll Words alasdair morton Bilbao is not in Spain. Well, it is on the same land mass, marked by the same international borders, about 400km from Madrid. It is more specifically, however, in the Basque Country. This small but pertinent detail has come to define this proud, passionate city and its people. As the playful saying often found in restaurants and bars in the city declares: “Remember, you are not in Spain. You are not in France. You are in Basque Country.” Bilbao, on Spain’s north coast, is the capital of the province of Biscay. It’s green and enjoys moderate summer temperatures compared to the south. Even more distinctive is the charged political opinion of 70 per cent of the population who want the Basque’s culture and language preserved and the region recognised as their own independent land. Bilbao’s previous role as the region’s chief port made it the gateway into the country but, as I find, this docklands past is very much that. I take a boat tour down the river Nervión and see the largely abandoned quays derelict and forgotten. As is the way with many post-industrialist towns and cities, though, Bilbao has undergone a cultural regeneration. This extends from the world-class Guggenheim Museum Bilbao to one of Europe’s most exciting new music festivals, Bilbao BBK Live. The latter launched in 2006 and has swiftly become an unmissable event to rival the likes of Glastonbury. Set on the banks of Mount Cobetas, The Police, Guns ‘n’ Roses and Pearl Jam are among its alumni. I was here last year for Radiohead (grumpy and overly ‘worthy’), The Cure (stunning, showing why pale-as-only-a-Brit-goth-can-be Robert Smith’s band are so revered) and Garbage (back and rejuvenated). This summer serves up another rock onslaught with the sexed-up Kings Of Leon, punk-rockers Green Day and electrolegends Depeche Mode headlining the bill. While its panoramic views stun and laid-back vibe permeates, the milder summer here means you won’t bake like at Spain’s other big music fest, Benicàssim. It also takes place just after the Running of the Bulls festival in nearby Pamplona, making it a convenient stop-off, and is close to a number of top beaches that dot the northern coast, including legendary surf spot Mundaka. The fact that bands don’t take the stage until sundown also means you can explore Bilbao at leisure by day. This gives you ample chance to visit the city’s other big draw, the Guggenheim. Opened in 1997, its cultural cache is significant.

Last year just shy of a million people visited. Sat entrancingly on the river bank, it’s clear to see why the Guggenheim is a global tourist attraction. Its jagged, bulbous architectural exterior makes it a prominent addition to the city. At one end, I’m greeted by a large, metallic spider, which is New York artist Louise Bourgeois’s travelling Maman sculpture. Its eight limbs arch up into the sky and offer up the perfect holiday snap (I have to wait my turn before stepping underneath it to strike a pose).

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Take a stop at any of the restaurants in the Old City’s Plaza Nueva and snap up some pintxos with the locals. Dishes start from around £4. They are so affordable and tasty you’ll be going back again and again. Bar Zuga in the square caters for a young, trendy crowd, too. From £4 per dish. (Plaza Nueva, Casco Viejo, Bilbao)

Tuck into some pintxos while standing at the bar with the locals at Cafe Iruna, a good value and culture-driven restaurant. Pintxos from £13.75 for a ‘workers menu’ – which we assure you is far better than the name sounds. cafeiruna.com

If you want to try some luxurious, traditional Basque dishes, check out Zortziko, a mighty impressive restaurant in a matchingly commanding 19th-century mansion. Inventive, playful and utterly delicious – you’ll forget eating festival food in no time. Three courses from £51. zortziko.es

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Cafe Bar Bilbao sits in the corner of Plaza Nuevo and alongside the pintxos – it’s big here, have you noticed? – there are all manner of choice local reds to get to grips with. So grab a glass and get localised! From £2. bilbao-cafebar.com

Proud of its wine list, Old City drinking establishment Taberna De Los Mundos will bowl you over with choice. Its intent on offering wideranging drinks extends to its beers too, with a wealth of imported and local brews, and light to dark options as well. From £6. delosmundos.com

The gastronomic-pushing Irrintzi takes a creative approach to its pintxos and its drinks, with a wide variety of wines and beers, but is even more noted for its thirstquenching cocktails. From £12. irrintzi.es

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Want to explore the city and enjoy the fest but don’t want to lay in a hot, sweaty tent or fork out mucho dinero, too? Moon Hostel Bio Bibli has a great central location, and will cost you about as much as a single beer at the fest! From £9pn. moonhostelbio.com

Also in the Old City is Hotel Bilbi, which is perfectly placed for getting into the local pintxos – Plaza Nueva is just round the corner. Private bathrooms with all of the amenities you need are part of the deal. Great for exploring the city in comfort. From £29pn. hotelbilbi.com

The four-star Spa Hotel Jardines de Albia is smack-bang in the city centre and offers a cut above standard: generous-sized rooms (and bathrooms), ace service and, as the name suggests, spa facilities so you can chill out in style. Great for seeing the Old City and with good transport connections. From £65pn. hotelhusaspajardinesdealbia.com

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Conquer your fears. Feel the adrenaline hit you like a punch in the stomach. Jump from dizzying heights, dive into mysterious depths, get battered in freezing waters, leap off jagged rocks, scale epic peaks ... you get the drift. If you’ve always wanted to enter the world of extreme sports, then get on with it while you still can. Whether you want to add an element of danger to your travels, have promised yourself to tick off a few entries on your bucket list this year, or just want to update your Facebook profile picture with something that’ll make all your mates sick with envy, one of these extreme adventures should do the trick. White water rafting, Zambia Hidden rocks, sharp drops, rough currents, stinging spray – it’s all just part of the extreme sports fun if you’re white water rafting on the notorious Zambezi River. The section that the most daredevil of rafters aim for is the gorge below the Victoria Falls, before the churning, plunging rapids flow into Lake Kariba and become calmer. White water rafting falls into classes between one and six, with six categorised as dangerous and effectively unnavigable. You guessed it, the waters on the Zambezi River below the famous Falls have been classified by the British Canoe Union as grade five, with “extremely difficult, long and violent rapids, steep gradients, big drops and pressure areas”. Think you can take on the rapids, no sweat? Even the ones nicknamed ‘Oblivion’ and ‘The Devil’s Toilet Bowl’? Perhaps you’ll find the crocodiles more of an issue then. These critters are commonly found living in parts of the Zambezi River, but we’re assured they’re usually considered small and harmless. Usually, that is... On the plus side, you’ll have simply spectacular views of the Victoria Falls and Zambian scenery, particularly when you’re floating about at the base of the tremendous Victoria Falls. And you’ll certainly have quite the tale to tell once you get home again. PREPARE: Amazingly, this is one of the few really extreme sports that even a complete beginner can do. With a little training and expert guidance, anyone with the bottle can complete a descent of all the raftable rapids.

FEAR FACTOR: 9/10. There’s at least one death every year from white water rafting – proceed with caution. GETTING THERE: Fly from London Heathrow to Livingstone, via Johannesburg, with British Airways from £1118 return. BOOK: Water By Nature has trips running between August and October. waterbynature.com Everest Base Camp trek, Nepal There’s no better time than now to take on Mount Everest, as this year marks the 60th anniversary of when Sir Edmund Hillary and Nepalese Sherpa Tenzing Norgay made their historic conquest of the world’s highest mountain. Clearly, you won’t quite be following in their footsteps, but you can at least go part of the way – to the Everest Base Camp. This classic trek in the Himalayas will give you gaspworthy views of the 8848m Mount Everest. You’ll trek past some of the world’s most remote mountain paths, glaciers, valleys and high passes to reach the foot of the beast. Then a gruelling hike to the 5545m Kala Patthar will deliver views of Everest, Lhotse and the other peaks of this epic region. On the way back, you’ll have the chance to pass remote monasteries and villages, and learn about Sherpa culture. PREPARE: If you like to spend your days lolling in font of The Jeremy Kyle Show with a Burger King sack balanced on your belly, then this isn’t the extreme trip for you. Tour operators say you’ll need to be in very good shape to manage walking these kinds of distances at high altitudes, especially since you’ll be carrying a backpack and covering demanding terrain. FEAR FACTOR: 3/10. It’s a marathon, not a sprint, this one. Rather than a single adrenaline blast of fear, it’s going to be a long, gruelling slog, punctuated with moments of exhilaration that are going to make it all worthwhile. The only fear you should have is not being in good enough nick before you set out… GETTING THERE: Fly from London Heathrow to Kathmandu from £638 return with Jet Airways (jetairways.com) BOOK: Intrepid Travel run an Everest Base Camp 15-day trek that departs twice weekly. ›› intrepidtravel.com tntMagazine.com

Freestyle: diving to great depths in Thailand; (left) taking on Zambezi rapids

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Freediving, Thailand Any keen divers among you likely associate your underwater adventures with the constant sound of your own heavy breathing, and a sturdy oxygen tank on your back. Freediving is completely different. No scuba gear is used, but instead you just hold your breath. Enthusiasts rave about how it makes you feel part of the deep sea world, as there’s nothing between you and the marine life you’re seeing. Off the coast of Thailand’s Koh Tao, a popular site for freediving training, you’ll be getting up close and personal with schools of tropical fish and colourful coral gardens. Conversely, this serene experience is often listed as the second most dangerous sport in the world (after base jumping from buildings) as the risks are significant, from the relatively minor, such as passing out underwater and burst eardrums, to more serious ailments such as severe fatigue or ‘lung squeezes’ (when divers go deeper than their lungs can handle, resulting in coughing up blood). Or, of course, you can drown. PREPARE: This isn’t a sport you can just jump headfirst into. You need proper training in the form of a formal course to learn correct body positioning, a range of breathing techniques for before, during and after the dive and, of course, safety aspects. Blue Immersion, which is based on Koh Tao, offers a two-day AIDA course that gets you diving safely down to 20m. More experienced divers can go deeper still. FEAR FACTOR: 9/10. Second most dangerous sport in the world? That’s extreme, especially considering some statistics say there’s as many as 100 freediving deaths per year. But those who do it say the euphoria is worth the risk. GETTING THERE: Fly from London Heathrow to Koh Samui from £963 return with British Airways (britishairways.com). Then take a ferry from Koh Samui to Koh Tao for £8. 66

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BOOK IT: Blue Immersion runs courses suitable for beginners and more experienced freedivers. blue-immersion.com Canyoning, France Canyoning is the Marmite of extreme sports – some people love it, some people hate it. If you think clambering your way over terrifyingly slippery rocks, jumping into freezing pools of water and abseiling down plunging waterfalls sounds like a recipe for

Rock slide: canyoning in the Alpes-Maritimes

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