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EDITOR’S LETTER Isn’t it amazing how London changes in the glare of sunshine? Not only does the city look better under a blue sky, but Londoners themselves transform, dropping that seemingly immovable licking piss off a nettle expression for a seasonal smile. It might also have something to do with the way those rare rays appear to send subliminal signals that say we absolutely must go to the pub. With that in mind, we’ve rooted out the city’s thriftiest drink deals so you can celebrate summer on the cheap. Bottoms up!
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This London festival of neo-burlesque variety and striptease hits the capital for nine nights of glamorous shows and titillation with 100 performers, including UK premieres and top international acts – the global flavour takes in everything from ‘Best of British’ to ‘Shanghai Surprise’. Jim Rose, of the infamous Jim Rose Circus (guys hanging massive weights off their nuts and doing things you wouldn’t believe with their unnervingly flexible, contorting bodies), headlines the final four evenings. £35
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Elizabeth von Arnim’s novel The Enchanted April is the focus for this book club with a difference – rather than sitting down in the back of a pub or a crammed coffee shop, you go for a stroll along Hampstead Heath and talk literature. A cultured and scenic alternative for a Sunday morning.
Stephen Marcus, aka ‘Nick the Greek’ in Guy Ritchie’s Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels, returns with this popular tour of gangster London from the movies and the real life Kray-ruled locations that inspired them. He reveals the colourful characters that became celebrity icon thugs. It’s the dogs!
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Left to right: London Cocktail Club’s squid ink sour; the oyster bomb; and the bacon and egg
Best happy hours Toast the summer with London’s top cocktails or a bargain beer: where to find cheap deals every night of the week Words laura chubb Ah, there’s nothing quite like summer drinking, eh? Contrary to the usual motivation behind British bingeing (blocking out the misery of grey and gloom), summertime is when Londoners bask in the sunshine and smile over after-work pints, rather than drown their sorrows in them. Only, your average Londoner today is grinning over something a little more colourful than a beer. According to a survey of 1000 people by designmynight.com, 69 per cent claimed a cocktail is now their drink of choice, while 63 per cent preferred an “experience” cocktail bar over a pub. And you only have to look at the city’s ever-growing raft of experimental cocktail joints – think Shoreditch’s Worship Street Whistling Shop, where ingredients such as aubergine crisp are deemed acceptable, or 69 Colebrooke Row in Angel, where a drink comes with “a hint of hay” – for the proof. Perhaps it’s appropriate, then, that the “happy hour” shares its history with cocktail bars. The former has its routes in the Prohibition era, where speakeasies served drinks before patrons went out to eat in restaurants 6
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that couldn’t serve booze. Once the Prohibition period was over, these speakeasies became cocktail lounges, continuing the trend for drinks ahead of dinner. Fast forward to the present day, and London is awash with happy hours offering 2-4-1 cocktails in the early evening. Even more happily, they tend to go on for a lot longer than a mere 60 minutes. Take the London Cocktail Club, for example, a pioneer on the city’s experimental cocktail scene and provider of a happy two-and-a-halfhours most nights of the week. Co-owner JJ Goodman tells TNT that LCC practises “tongue-in-cheek mixology”, serving up the likes of cheese and pineapple martinis (a wheel of Babybel decorates the side of the glass) and oyster bombs (Red Bull jelly and Jäger served in an oyster shell). Still, he’s keen to point out that a sense of fun isn’t at the expense of taste. “We’re not going to put a shit drink on the menu!” he laughs. One of his favourites is the squid ink sour. “It has this gorgeous saltiness and silky texture that really brings out the tequila,” he reckons. Um, yum.
Another unpretentious trailblazer is Southsider Cocktail Club in Clapham. Co-founder Jimmy Drummond says the idea behind the venue was to create a “local cocktail bar for a regular crowd”. But the drinks are far from “regular”, mixed with the likes of chicken salt, atomised tobacco and dehydrated bacon. “I was first inspired by Heston Blumenthal,” Drummond admits, explaining that Southsider’s Full English Flip (bacon-infused bourbon with egg and maple syrup) sprung from the chef’s bacon and egg ice cream. Delish. Feeling thirsty? Challenge your tastebuds or just sink a bargain beer with our pick of the city’s cheap drinks. LONDON’S BEST HAPPY HOURS ›› Happy hour (2-4-1 cocktails) at London Cocktail Club is Mon-Sat, 4.30-7pm at 224 Shaftesbury Avenue, WC2H 8EB Tottenham Court Road londoncocktailclub.co.uk Happy hour (£5 cocktails) daily at Southsider Cocktail Club, 5-8pm. 56 Battersea Rise, SW11 1EG Clapham Junction thesouthsidercocktailclub.co.uk
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If a fancy pants cocktail isn’t so much your poison and you prefer a good old-fashioned boozer to a sleek lounge bar, The Court pub has the happy hour for you. Every Thursday night, Jägerbombs are £1.50 or you can get a double for £2.50. Now that’s what we call cheap. £1.50+
Open Sun-Wed, 10am-midnight; Thur-Sat, 10am-1am 108a Tottenham Court Road, W1T 5AA Warren Street thecourtlondon.co.uk
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TNT reader Sharnese Goodwin-Wicks answered our shout-out on Facebook for London’s best happy hours with the Piccadilly Institute, saying simply: “From 5pm-9pm, everything half price!” And it’s not too good to be true – the venue’s series of themed bars (from creepy hospital ward to country garden) offers 50 per cent off food and drink every day, Sunday to Friday, 5pm-9pm. £3.85
ELECTRIC SOCIAL BRIXTON The eclectic Brixton bar (leather sofas, chandeliers, mounted deer heads, a moustachioed Mona Lisa) serves 2-4-1 cocktails between 5pm and 8pm every week night, plus £15 Tiger buckets if you’re in more of a beery mood. There are 18 cocktails to choose from, including the intriguing likes of Gingerpolitan and apple pie and custard. £7.50+
Open Mon-Sat, 5pm-3am; Sun, 5pm-12.30am 1 Piccadilly Place, W1J 0DA Piccadilly Circus piccadillyinstitute.com
Open Mon-Thur, 5pm-11.30pm; Fri, 5pm-2am; Sat, 3pm-2am; Sun, 12pm-11.30pm 40 Acre Lane, SW2 5SP Brixton electricsocial.com
FLORIPA SHOREDITCH Beers for £2.50 and cocktails for a fiver – you can’t really go wrong with Floripa every Tuesday to Thursday between 5pm and 7pm. This boho Brazilian bar (above), smack-bang in the middle of Shoreditch, does a decent job of convincing you’re kicking back in a colourful beach shack, with its flower-garland chandeliers and tumbling plants. Better still are the cocktails, blended using South American staples such as cahaça (sugar cane rum). A night out here usually ends with dancing on tables. £2.50+
Open Tue-Thur, 5pm-1am; Fri-Sat, 5pm-2am; Sun, 1pm-midnight 91-93 Great Eastern Street, EC2A 3HZ Old Street floripalondon.com
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A pint of Becks is £3 and cocktails are 2-4-1 every day between 5pm and 7pm at this USstyle bar and grill.
Forget happy hour, this Soho bar has a ‘stupid hour’ between 12pm and 7.30pm every Tue, Wed, Fri and Sat, where most cocktails are half-price.
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Open Mon-Wed, 11am-11pm; Thur-Sun, 11am-midnight 195-197 King’s Road, SW3 5ED Sloane Square henryjbeans.co.uk
THE LOFT CLAPHAM A cut above your usual, The Loft’s house cocktails (mixed with homemade ingredients) have won a raft of awards. Try 2-4-1 (on beers too) all night Tuesdays and Sundays and ‘til 9pm Wed to Fri. £4+
Open Tue-Thur, 6pm-midnight; Fri, 5pm-1.30am; Sat, 12pm1.30am; Sun, 12pm-midnight 67 Clapham High Street, SW4 7TG Clapham North theloftclapham.com
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ADVENTURE BAR CLAPHAM
This badass LA-style whisky bar is all neon and red bar stools, enticing you to become a hard-drinking muthafucka with its £3 draught beers, available 5pm-8pm every day except Saturday.
You can choose your own adventure from the four branches of this party bar across London, which all offer two cocktails or three beers for just £9 between 5pm and 8pm every eve, plus the same offer all night on Sundays. There’s zero pretense and lots of personality at the Clapham Junction venue, and the cocktail list is long enough to keep you coming back until you’ve ticked them all off. Then what? Go round again, of course! Find the other Adventure Bars in Clapham High Street, Covent Garden and East Dulwich.
Open Mon-Wed, 4pm-2am; ThurSat, 4pm-3am; Sun, 6pm-1am 112 Upper St, N1 1QN Angel slimjimsliquorstore.com
Open Tue-Wed & Sun, 5pmmidnight; Thur-Sat, 5pm-2am 91 Battersea Rise, SW11 1HW Clapham Junction adventurebar.co.uk
Open Mon-Sat, 12pm-3am; Sun, 7pm-3am 53 Greek Street, W1D 3DR Tottenham Court Road thirstbar.com
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A Caribbean-style beach shack in the heart of Notting Hill? Sounds unlikely, but this cool little cocktail bar brings the sunshine with its rumheavy blends (below) and Afro-funk beats. Sample the varied menu with 2-4-1 drinks Monday to Thursday, between 6pm and 7pm.
Looking for something a bit sophisticated, dahling? Avoid bulk-buying Jäger at this Brompton Road bistro, where the bar serves up half-price cocktails every day between 3pm and 8pm. Ask for the cocktail of the day or try the signature French mojito. Works out at around two drinks for £11.
£7.50+
Open Mon-Wed, 6pm-11pm; Thur, 6pm-1am; Fri, 6pm-2am; Sat, 12pm-2am; Sun, 12pm-4pm 6-8 All Saints Road, W11 1HH Ladbroke Grove therumkitchen.com
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BARRIO EAST SHOREDITCH A slice of sunny paradise on grubby (but oh-sotrendy) Shoreditch High Street, Latino-themed Barrio East has a daily ‘Amigo Hour’, where classic cocktails are £4.50, bottled beers are £3 and there’s £5 off selected bottles of vino. To keep the happy holiday vibes flowing, it’s on every day between 4pm and 8pm. Score. £3+
Open Mon-Fri, 12pm-11pm; Sat, 10.30am-11pm; Sun, 10.30am-10.30pm 232-236 Brompton Road, SW3 2BB South Kensington cassisbistro.co.uk
Open Mon-Fri, 3pm-2am; Sat-Sun, 11am-2am 141-143 Shoreditch High Street, E1 6JE Shoreditch High Street barrioeast.com
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Open Tue-Thur, 5.30pm-11.30pm; Fri-Sat, 5.30pm-12.30am 111 Long Lane, SE1 4PH Borough theoldschoolyard.com
East London’s worst kept secret speakeasy, the bar behind the Smeg fridge in Spitalfields’ branch of The Breakfast Club, even has its own happy hour – £5 cocktails between 5pm and 6pm, Monday to Thursday, every single week. A bit gimmicky, yes, but also a super-cool, low-lit corner perfect for hunkering down in over a few rounds.
Owned by the folks behind London Cocktail Club, there’s a massive list to sample at 2-4-1 from 5pm to 7pm every day.
Open Mon-Thur, 5pm-midnight; Fri-Sat, 12pm-midnight; Sun, 12pm-10.30pm 12-16 Artillery Lane, E1 7LS Liverpool Street themayorofscaredycattown.com
Open Mon-Thur, 4.30pm-11pm; Fri-Sat, 4.30pm-midnight 6-7 Great Newport St, WC2H 7JB Leicester Square coventgardencocktailclub.co.uk
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£4.50+ Fun and flair at this unpretentious joint that, along with karaoke, arcade and Wii games, offers cocktails for just £4.50 and two beers for a fiver between 5.30pm and 8pm every night.
COVENT GARDEN COCKTAIL CLUB COVENT GARDEN £7.50
THE WINCHESTER ANGEL This ace Angel party pub offers a generous 2-4-1 cocktail deal between 6pm and 2am every Thursday, giving you plenty of time to get ‘em in. The menu is split between ‘expected’, ‘unexpected’, ‘fruit bat’ and ‘hot’ options. Works out around £4 a drink. £8
DIRTY MARTINI CENTRAL LONDON
The chain bar has 17 locations across the city, all of them mixing 2-4-1 cocktails between 5pm and 7pm every night (6pm ‘til midnight on Sundays).
A schizophrenically decorated basement bar in Hanover Square (exposed brick, sparkly disco tiling, greenleather-padded tunnel?), this place shakes some wickedly inventive martinis (we like the mango and chilli). From Monday to Thursday between 5pm and 10pm, and Friday and Saturday between 5pm and 8pm, martinis and prosecco cocktails are half price (so about £4.25 each). More of a beer drinker? Bottled brews are just £2.50. There’s another branch in Covent Garden, too.
Opening times vary Various Various beatone.co.uk
Open Mon-Sat, 4pm ‘til late 10c Hanover Square, W1S 1JH Oxford Circus dirtymartini.uk.com
Open Mon-Wed, 11am-midnight; Thur, 11am-2am; Fri, 11am-3am; Sat, 9am-4am; Sun, 9am-midnight 2 Essex Road, N1 8LN Angel thewinchesterbar.com
BE AT ONE ACROSS LONDON £6.20+
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The Junction Tavern has what gillet-wearing estate agents call ‘kerb appeal’. In less twatish words, this towering 18th-century Kentish Town institution looks like the kind of pub you want to go into. Split by a central bar into a dining and drinking area, it enjoys a reputation for awesome food, great beer and a warm atmosphere. Entering from the tepid spring night air it’s not hard to see why. At 9pm on a Friday the queue for a dining table is reassuringly long. Luckily we’re not here to eat. The split-level conservatory provides a relaxed setting and the heated garden swathed in fairy lights is pleasant even as the night gets nippy. THE GRUB It wouldn’t be right to call The Junction a gastro-pub, with its menu worlds away from the standard rustic burger, posh bangers and embellished mash formula – it’s a restaurant and pub in one building. The food is great, but restaurant prices, with the likes of breaded pig’s cheeks with celeriac or sea bream with salsa verde. THE SCENE
Among the usual assortment of continental lagers, there’s five ale pumps. The Twickenham Sundancer is a pale ale with a distinctive hoppy finish. BILL PLEASE Mains from £14; starters from £5.50; pints from £3.50; wine from £4/ £15.50 per glass/ bottle. VERDICT It’s sometimes hard to make a quality restaurant and buzzy pub work as one, but somehow The Junction Tavern has managed it with aplomb. OLIVER JONES BEHIND THE BAR
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This family-run restaurant in Camden has a massive range, including an impressive vegetarian selection, and adds authentic touches such as Asturian cider. Three-fortwo on weekday lunchtimes, dishes from £4.20-£8.50.
The perennially popular Venetian small plates joint sure isn’t cheap, but dishes are filling and mostly on the nose (be sure to order a few pizzettes). Prepare to wait on line before being seated. Dishes from £3-£9.50.
A super-stylish spot in Camberwell (not an oxymoron, as it turns out), Angels & Gypsies imports its own cured meats from Spain and the menu is seasonal and organic where possible. Dishes from £2.50-£12.50.
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GET HIGH Treat yourself and try a higher than normal high tea at the top of Centre Point on New Oxford Street. London’s highest high tea has just launched at the Paramount bar, 32 floors above the city and offering knockout 360-degree views. Along with the usual dinky sandwiches and creamladen scones, there are nine teas to choose from, or posh it up and sup from a flute of champagne. High tea with leaves is £28, or take it with bubbles for £42. paramount.uk.net
POP GOES THE TREND It was only a matter of time before people got bored of gourmet burgers, dawgs and fried chicken, which we presume is why it’s been deemed necessary to open a popcorn boutique in Notting Hill. POP dusts its corn with exciting flavours including Bloody Mary (hello), peanut butter and jelly and the rather decadent-sounding choc orange and caramel, plus best seller English toffee and sea salt. Flavours change every month so check the website for deets. popthewebsite.com
VIVA ESPAÑA Can’t afford to fly off to sunny Spain this summer? Console yourself at Ibérica La Terraza, which will serve special bespoke Spanish tapas and cocktails al fresco in Canary Wharf from May 8, in an attempt to recreate the terrace culture of Madrid (let’s hope London’s skies don’t piss all over it, then). These guys also serve the Basque version of tapas, pintxos (above), so it’s well worth swinging by for a bite.
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The pop-up purveyors of seafood, prosecco and thumb wars are hunkering down in Hackney’s ultra-adorable Brew For Two cafe every Friday through Sunday in May, so now’s the time to pay a visit and try to win yourself a Mussel Men T-shirt by taking on the sizable appendages of helmsman Captain Bob. Robin Dunlop (the cap’n) has taken his experience of working on a familyowned shellfish farm on Scotland’s west coast and given it a hipster twist, serving up top-notch Shetland mussels and then an optional thumb war (inside a mini boxing ring built just for the purpose, no less) at the meal’s end. Brew For Two is a great little spot for the Mussel Men to have dropped anchor, too – a cutesy candlelit corner wedged incongruously between the area’s myriad kebab shops. The grub Menu options are refreshingly limited – there’s oysters to start, mussels and frites for mains and waffles for dessert. (Removing the half-hour “umm” and “aaah” ritual before I’m able to decide on an order is genuinely freeing – I’ve always treated meal selection with the gravest, and apparently most maddening, of gravity.) My date and I start with an oyster each. They’re almost alarmingly large fleshy beasts – any bigger and I’d be seriously sceptical they could physically fit down even my huge gob – and pack enough sea-salty flavour to need only a squirt of lemon for garnish. The mussels are similarly simple – we get a kilo in the classic marinière, which makes a subtle accompaniment, and the golden, thin-cut fries are just as you’d hope for. After all that, we’re completely stuffed, but make room for a waffle with strawberries and chocolate sauce, which hits exactly the right note of a sweet finish without any overwhelming heft. THE SCENE
Wine from £5/ £25 per glass/ bottle. Cocktails from £5. Meal deal for two (1kg of mussels with chips, a bottle of prosecco and a waffle with fruit, ice cream and chocolate sauce) is £40. verdict Uncomplicated fast food with a side of lunacy. We like. LAURA CHUBB Behind the bar Bill please
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You know it’s not all about music in this year’s fest scene, as this brand new comedy festival in Stratfordupon-Avon shows. It has a full-on bank holiday line-up to have you pissing yourself for days on end, including Ed Byrne, Miles Jupp, Danny Bhoy, Al Murray, Mark Watson, Sara Pascoe, Doc Brown, Carl Donnelly, Milton Jones (left) and loads more. So get the beers in, limber up your funny bone (it’s going to get a workout!) and prepare to have your sides split!
For some reason many of Australia’s fave musical sons started elsewhere, specifically the grey, rainy, couldn’t be more different to Down Under of Scotland. AC/DC’s Angus Young and Cold Chisel’s Jimmy Barnes were born there, and so too Colin Hay, former Men At Work frontman, who’s simply one of the best singer-songwriters Australia – or any island for that matter – has ever produced. Hay moved to Melbourne as a 14-year-old in 1967 and formed Men At Work in 1979, having a global hit with Down Under. They disbanded in 1987 and Hay went solo, moving to LA in1989 and setting up his own label, Lazy Eye Records, three years later. “I realised I’d have to work harder for more modest returns,” he says of this period of transition. “I set about building a new audience [who didn’t know him as a ‘Man At Work’] and it has been hand-to-hand combat ever since.” Hay’s Californian period got a shot in the arm from the most unusual of places, too, as indie fan Zach Braff picked him and his music to appear in a number of Scrubs episodes, and chose I Just Don’t Think I’ll Ever Get Over You for the Garden State soundtrack. “I went from playing to 50 people a few years ago, to 500 and 1000-seat venues,” he says of his late-Noughties resurgence. It has as much to do with his work ethic and dedication (11 solo albums and counting), and the fact he writes damn fine tunes as evidenced by ninth Lazy Eye LP, Gathering Mercury, which is out in the UK on May 6. Hay describes it as “possibly the best collection of songs I’ve ever written”. We couldn’t agree more. Shepherd’s Bush
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The filmmaker on first love, broken hearts, and filming Mud in his home state of Arkansas INTERVIEW alasdair morton
Your last film, Take Shelter, was born from your anxieties about becoming a father. Where did Mud come from? I pick an emotional anchor for my films and for this one it was a palpable one – heartbreak. It’s a nostalgic feeling for me. Any particular heartbeak for you? There were two high school sweethearts who I was really in love with. Your heart never gets broken the same way as that first time – when a girl broke up with me for the first time I was physically nauseous. An emotion like that seems worth anchoring a film to, that’s what connects it to an audience. Beyond that it doesn’t have to have personal reference. I have never lived in a boat in a tree or been hunted by bounty hunters [like Matthew McConaughey’s character Mud]. Lead character Ellis (Tye Sheridan) is looking for a mentor figure – did you draw from people in your own life? I have had points in my life when an older guy comes in and gives you a piece of advice which is perfect for the place and time you’re in. For me, the main mentor was a film guy, but what Mud does for Ellis is tell him that love is possible. The film is set and was shot in Arkansas – how was returning to your home state? In the US it is all about state tax incentives. Louisiana borders Arkansas and the Mississippi, and has massive tax incentives that are impossible for surrounding states to compete with. But the film takes place in Arkansas, so the state stepped up to the plate – the governor actually dipped into a discretionary fund so that they could match Louisiana’s incentives.
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It is your biggest movie yet – how did you find working on a bigger canvas? It’s great. I am not an indulgent filmmaker in terms of production. I’ve heard Clint Eastwood will do a few takes and when he thinks he has it he moves on. He has his script and executes it. You’re not a 28-take director then? No, more a five-take kinda guy. When we get past that I get itchy. What I’ve always wanted from a film set is time to execute my plan and this felt like the first time I’d had that time.
Multi-tasker: Nichols’ mates serve as his cast and drinking buddies Hollywood legend Sam Shepard read the script and signed on saying, “Tell the writer not to change a word.” How did this endorsement feel? He is such an icon. And as a writer it gave me the confidence to work with him because he doesn’t need to pass those comments. He wouldn’t be there if he didn’t want to be so it made it easier if I had to give him a note. How did having Matthew McConaughey in mind for Mud affect writing the script? It made it easier. I had written the lead character imagining what his voice would sound like and [with Matthew] I didn’t have to recalibrate because the character was already in his wheelhouse. I remember getting on set and hearing him speak for the first time and closing my eyes and smiling. It was a thrill. Tye Sheridan is astounding as Ellis. What struck you about the young actor? The universe delivered him to my doorstep, really. [Mud producer] Sarah Green had produced [Terrence Malick’s] The Tree Of Life and she said: “I think Tye [who starred in Tree with Sean Penn and Brad Pitt] might be getting to the right age [for the Mud role] now.” What was most impressive about him? She said they used to call him ‘The Torpedo’ on
the Malick set because if things were getting a bit flat and they needed some energy they would just send him in and he would blow it up. I’d also talked to [Shelter and The Tree Of Life actress] Jessica Chastain and she was very impressed. You’d have to be a moron to ignore those two. He is very slight physically but explodes in moments of the movie ... Yeah, he has a lightness of being. He looked exactly like the character in my mind, and he sounded like him. He is from east Texas, so he had this beautiful natural accent, and his hobbies are the same [as the character], so everything lined up perfectly. It was like I was talking to Ellis. You kept many of the same cast and crew from your earlier films, such as Michael Shannon and Ray McKinnon – do you like having a ‘film family’? Yeah, I love working with my friends – you get to hang out with your friends. And it is expedient as you can work without worrying about someone judging you and your decisions. And then you go drinking with your friends. Mud is out May 10 through Entertainment One mud-themovie.com
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Unlikely hero: McConaughey makes us forget past film misdeeds in southern-set gem Mud
mud FILM review by Alasdair Morton Starring: Tye Sheridan, Matthew McConaughey, Michael Shannon | 12A | 130mins | Out May 10
deadfall FILM Starring: Eric Bana, Olivia Wilde | 15 | 94mins
Eric Bana (Star Trek) and Olivia Wilde (Tron: Legacy) star in this crime-thriller from Austrian filmmaker Stefan Ruzowitzky (The Counterfeiters), as siblings who attempt to make a getaway across the Canadian border after a botched casino robbery leaves them fugitives. A genre offering full of snowy Fargo-esque misdeeds. For our verdict visit tntmagazine.com/deadfall. On general release May 9
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In the space of three movies, American filmmaker Jeff Nichols has become one of the brightest young talents out there. His latest, Mud, is his finest yet, a heartwarming and intelligent yet disarmingly honest coming-of-age tale as two young boys learn about the world from Matthew McConaughey’s titular drifter. Set in Nichol’s home state of Arkansas, Mud is a beautifully observed tale about the imperfections of love and relationships as 14-year-old Ellis (outstanding newcomer Tye Sheridan) looks for a father figure amidst his parents’ dissolving marriage, his best mate’s parental stand-in and loving uncle Galen (frequent Nichols’ collaborator Michael Shannon, soon to be seen in Man Of Steel), and Matthew McConaughey’s wild-eyed, philosophical Mud, whose obsessive love with a troubled Reese Witherspoon fuels the violence that follows him. McConaughey’s enigmatic Mud is layered with mystique, charm and helpless naivety – it’s a turn that makes the likes of Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past a distant memory – with winning support in Sam Shephard’s wisened river bank dweller and Sarah Paulson as Ellis’ under-fire mother. Sheridan shines as the vulnerable, youthful and yet inherently strong Ellis, who finds a mentor in Mud despite his shortcomings. Nichols throws in genre elements with the arrival of a pack of Mud-hounding bounty hunters, allowing him to indulge in some set-piece showboating. It is the human drama of Ellis’ search for a father figure that affects most, though. MOST ‘MCCONAUGHEY’ MOMENTS
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Nick Helm sets out to “kick comedy in the dick” and does just that with his loud-as-fuck, outrageous and combative take on stand-up. You’ll laugh, you’ll most likely cower for cover, too, and even notice the odd Eighties power ballad in there when he gets the six-strings out. Totally unique mentalness. Udderbelly Jubilee Gardens, SE1 8XX. May 11. £15.50 Waterloo udderbelly.co.uk
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Artist and aviation fan Bent has been producing flying-inspired artworks for a decade now and has become the Red Arrows’ artist in residence as a result. This new exhibition showcases his experiences and passion for the skies with each work containing small, initially inconspicuous, details that reward careful and repeated viewing.
This unlikely Seventies love story between a middle class Jewish Glaswegian singer and a reclusive working class Catholic composer moves between Glasgow, London and NYC as it tells, in flashback, the course of their troubled romance. There’s folk, balladry and a dollop of punk in Andrew Keates’ enjoyable production. LK
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bec hill What’s this week’s show going to be about? Immature observations and stories … and maybe dinosaurs. It depends if the audience is awesome or not.
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Who inspired you to pick up a mic and take to the stage in the first place? My granddad. He’s a great storyteller and incredibly funny – both intentionally and not. He once tried to microwave a pie in a hotel safe.
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In the inaugural play at the National Theatre’s new temporary venue, bright-red box The Shed, a cast of nine plays six generations of the same family. It’s not perfect, but Table does tease unexpected laughs and a few well-timed shocks, showing the inventive potential within both an old piece of furniture and a big red box on the riverbank. LC
Although 20 years old, former teacher-turnedplaywright Jonathan Harvey’s touching story – of first love between two young boys dealing with teen angst and the risk of disapproval – has dated little. It sensitively captures the boys’ tenderness while promising future happiness as they look forward to finding their place in the world. LK
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What’s the weirdest gig you’ve ever done? I did a gig recently in a restaurant where the diners hadn’t been told there was going to be comedy. There was no stage and no microphone. We just had to stand next to the entrance and yell our jokes as loudly as possible over the background noise. It was essentially reverse-heckling. What’s the funniest thing you have seen this week? I’ve just come back from a series of gigs in Estonia and over there the word for “shop” is “pood”. Every store has a big “pood” sign. I laughed at that solidly for about 20 minutes. We Love Comedy, May 8. £5 Effra Social, Brixton weheartcomedy.com
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A force of nature Stand-up Eddie Izzard talks comedy, Darth Vader and running for London Mayor ahead of his new show at Wembley this week Words alasdair morton
Eddie Izzard is one of the biggest stand-up comedy stars of all time. The fifth best in all of comedy history, according to a Channel 4 poll, and certainly among the most intriguing – a surrealist cross-dresser as well-known for bizarre on-stage ‘bits’ involving a varied cast of characters (Sean Connery, a clarinet teacher called Mrs Badcrumble) as he is a successful Hollywood career (most notably the Ocean’s series), running 43 marathons in 51 days and professing an intention to become London Mayor. And now, four years after his last major tour, Stripped, he’s back with a brand new, globe-traversing show, Force Majeure. TNT catches up with Izzard for a chat about the tour he’s in the midst of, which stops in London this weekend and then again in June. He’s just completed the Euro leg, on which he toured France in French (being fluent, he performed 71 gigs in French in 2011 and has vowed to learn Russian, Arabic and Spanish next). It’s hard to know where to start when interviewing someone so accomplished, but there is something we’ve been dying to ask Izzard for quite some time. The longhaired, gravelly-voiced promoter at TNT’s local comedy club in Streatham has often spoken of how he worked with Izzard in his formative years (stopping just short of saying he “discovered” him, but we’ve taken this to be the suggestion). “Do you remember PJ?” we ask. “With the long hair?” Izzard shoots back, knowing instantly who we mean. “Yeah, I did some of his gigs ...” Somewhat taken aback – and guilty for ever doubting PJ, too – we almost forget we’re here to talk about business. “Force Majeure can mean ‘act of god’ or it can mean force of nature,” the 51-year old Izzard tells us, getting the chat back on track. “We have to be our own forces of nature if we want to get things done but you have to give a damn as well – give a damn about other people.” Following on from his atheist-debating, god-considering, and regimented faith-baiting previous outing Stripped, Izzard’s new show looks less at the man upstairs and more at the people down here, and how they live their lives. “We all come from 10,000 people and now there are seven billion, so while the right-wingers point out the differences I am endlessly going to point out our similarities,” he says of the over-arching theme of this new show. “It’s about being sound of mind and body and what we
can do on earth. I do talk about god a little but it is more about what we can do. “I am 2.8 per cent Neanderthal,” he continues, referring to a recent BBC programme Meet The Izzards, which investigated the Yemen-born but UK-raised Izzard’s genetic
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lineage. “Most people are between one and four per cent, even the Queen, it is only the African people who are not. So when our ancestors came out of Africa they met Neanderthals and said ‘voulez-vous coucher avec moi?’ and off that all went.” Mankind’s evolution, in a nutshell, folks. Looking at how we all came to be, and what joins us all, no matter whether you’re a middle-aged comedian touring the world or a plumber in the Netherlands, is a key focus for the show. We notice an element not so much of anger in ››
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Jog on: Izzard ran 43 marathons in 51 days across the UK in 2009 his voice, but a firm belief in people and what we should be doing to make the world a better place. As an activist and campaigner who ran back-to-back marathons over five weeks for 2009’s Sports Relief, and who is setting out on a mega-marathon in South Africa in the new year in honour of Nelson Mandela, he’s as qualified as any to challenge the modus operandi. It’s no fluke that he received the annual Outstanding Lifetime Achievement Award in Cultural Humanism this February from Harvard. As our chat weaves through life on earth, it turns towards politics, key elements of both the show and Izzard personally. “Most people in the world are affected by politics. You can argue that financial crises come from greedy people who want to make money,” he says. “The sub-prime mortgage crisis [which rocked the US in 2008 and sent aftershocks round the world] was because mortgages were given to people who would never be able to pay them back. They took their money and ran off to the hills. It is always the rich that get richer during a depression, while most of us get a hard time.” He talks with an air of defiance aimed towards the state of the world and it seems this side of him is growing in purpose. Izzard’s shows have always been far more than
the surreal, Python-esque flights of fancy they superficially appear. Indeed he has spoken in recent years of his desire to move into politics in the future, even going so far as to say he will be quitting comedy in six years time to focus on this alone. Does he really want to run for Mayor of London? “Yeah,” he replies, catching us off guard. We thought it may have been a down-the-line aspiration, a goal with no fixed time frame despite media reports to the contrary. Not so. “I am going to do six more years of comedy and drama first. I’ve got the new Hannibal TV show [in which he plays a psychiatric inmate opposite Mads Mikkelsen’s titular fleshhungry doctor, who was so memorably played by Anthony Hopkins on the big screen]. But yes, I will get down to it. “If you look at what I have done with my life, I sold out Madison Square Garden and the Hollywood Bowl, I toured France in French, ran 43 marathons – I can do things in a different way to what people might believe.” It is this driven work ethic that sees him take Majeure on a globe-trotting tour that stops off everywhere from Oslo to Kathmandu. “And I am positive about people, I like people,” he says. “I want London to be an inclusive place, more and more open and to encourage people to go for it,” he says when we ask what sort of mayor he’d be. “I will be someone who is a cheerleader of the people, pushing things forward.” If Arnie can become governor of the world’s 12th largest economy, California, then why not Izzard for the Big Smoke? But fear not, Force Majeure doesn’t see Izzard all serious. There is still plenty of eccentricity from the man who once wrote a sitcom, 1997’s Cows, starring actors in cow suits. “Above all it’s entertainment,” he says, as we’re wondering for a moment whether he’s gone all Mark Thomas on us. “It is funny and surreal and twisted – I cover human sacrifice, Greek gods, Lord Of The Rings, and the Death Star canteen with god and Darth Vader drinking together.” Phew. So it seems we’ve got a lot to thank PJ for next time we see him round Streatham? “He was there and I did play his gigs,” Izzard says. “But I wouldn’t say he ‘found me’. I found me!” ❚ Eddie Izzard – Force Majeure plays Wembley Arena, May 11 & 12 HA9 0PA wembley.co.uk Wembley Park and The O2, June 8 & 9 SE10 0DX theo2.co.uk North Greenwich. Tickets from £40.
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JT dance class The last thing you’d expect to hear in a class entitled “Dance like JT” is his ex Britney, but apparently the instructor grew a little tired of Timberlake’s sound. Still, the main focus of Gymbox’s newest addition is the routine. If you have any aptitude for following choreography (which I discovered during the class that I decidedly didn’t), you might even learn some moves you could take to the club. The instructor started out simple; a shuffle, side-step, cross, cross, sexy shimmy. Well, OK, it was simple compared to what was to come. In honesty, I was already confused, which proved problematic as the routine grew more and more complicated. Some abstract arm moves followed. The instructor made it all oh-so seemless, slick, and hip when he demonstrated the routine. When I tried the choreography out myself, I ended up looking, well, a little more goofy. Fortunately, the discovery that both my feet were indeed left tickled, rather than frustrated me, and by the end of the session I realised I was sweating. After a few more classes, I might be able to pick up enough tricks to impress the next time I hit the dance floor. Go online to get a free trial class. Classes are Mon, 6.45pm; Tue, 6.20pm; Sat, 1.10pm. For Gymbox members only. Memberships cost from £62 per month. DC
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Romancing the phone Looking for love in all the wrong places? The best route could in fact be right in your pocket Words Daisy carrington
Online dating? So yester-decade. Now young romantics turn to their phones for love. Alas, the market is inundated with matchmaking apps, convoluting the journey of the heart. We’ve sorted through the best iPhone and Android has to offer so you don’t have to.
Let’s Date best for: Simplicity What: Tired of long-winded profiles? Let’s Date (below) takes the verbosity out of the process by creating simplified “dater cards”, which basically show your profile, and a few bullet points of your personality (i.e. “hopeless romantic”, “tattooed/pierced”). If you like the look of someone, you tap “let’s date”. If they tap it too, you can start chatting. You have to have a legit Facebook account (and at least 50
friends) to join, which helps eliminate creeps. price: FREE
HowAboutWe best for: Cool date ideas What: Too often, dating apps just connect two people. HowAboutWe (below) brings you to those who are into the same things and places as you. You upload a pic, a basic profile and the type of dates you want to go on. Then, each day, they’ll send you date ideas from those who may be compatible with you. Suggestions range from “running into the ocean at night” and “picking up vegetables at a farmer’s market for a picnic”. price: FREE to download. Added features, such as unlimited messaging, are included in subscriptions, which start at £5.37 per month.
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Appy endings: whether it’s short and sweet or long-term that you seek, find it at the stroke of a touch screen OkCupid best for: Cheapskates What: OkCupid is one of the few apps on the market that is completely free. Like Match and eHarmony, the app uses algorithms to (supposedly) create the perfect pairing. Users can chat, upload date ideas and broadcast their location to meet up at a moment’s notice. OkCupid is also the highest rated dating app on the market, partly because of a streamlined, user-friendly interface (the price doesn’t hurt either). price: FREE
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Crazy Blind Date best for: Spontaneity What: Created by OkCupid, this quirky app acts as a reminder that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. You pick when and where you’d like to meet up while the app does the maths using OkCupid’s algorithm. It then sets
you up on a blind date, offering little more than a first name and a scrambled picture. price: FREE
Skout best for: Globetrotters What: For a social networking app to work it needs users. Skout has one of the largest subscriber bases – a million new members join each month – so it’s possible to meet matches just about anywhere in the world. The app itself doesn’t break any mould. It’s locationbased and lets users broadcast their NEXT WEEK whereabouts, chat Vintage fitness: and view profiles. Our workout gets price: FREE a retro makeover
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Employers are recruiting now for ski jobs in hotels, bars, restaurants, chalets, airport transfers & ski shops. Dec to May. French speaking not essential, but helps. Assistance applying for French visa. Escape the grey British winter. Visit www.skijobsfrance.com.au for more info & email info@skijobsfrance.com.au
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You will need to have proven experience working in the New Zealand plumbing industry and be competent in all aspects of domestic through to light commercial plumbing. Immediate start. Vehicle and phone supplied. Top wages paid. Assistance with relocation. Applicants for this position should have NZ residency or a valid NZ work visa. Scott Blanchard | NZ +64 21-403-470 | CVto: sandvblanchard@paradise.net.nz
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To provide a high quality service to the people we support. To provide personal care and practical support to a variety of clients to enable them to remain in their homes. To provide a service with a sensitive regard for race, gender, religion and cultural factors as they affect clients. Amanda Daniel | 020 8879 3472 | email info@hfhhomecare.co.uk
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It’s amazing what a transport link can do to a neighbourhood – Newington Green is proof of that. Just 10 years ago it was an area best avoided. Today, it’s a haven of cool drinking venues and villagey-feeling independent eateries and shops. Trendy cocktail lounges, affable locals and quirky theatre pubs line the green for which the hood is named. The area also boasts a steady supply of kebab shops, which help complement those late-night libations.
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Though one of London’s older nabes, Newington Green is a fairly recent hotspot. Until 2010, when the Overground expanded to include nearby Canonbury, linking it to London’s transport network, the area remained cut off from the rest of the city. For decades, this made for cheap rent and a bustling immigrant population. But as soon as the connection was introduced the quality of life soared. “It was one of those parts of London that was only linked [to the rest of the city] by bus until 2010,” recalls Daniel Saunders, lettings manager at Kinleigh Folkard & Hayward in Stoke Newington. “When the new line came in, new buildings went up, properties got refurbished, and a lot of new buyers came in to snap it all up.” Many of the buildings date back to Victorian and Georgian times, and possess charming architectural flourishes, such as sash windows and brick facades. “It’s very much tree-lined, Victorian
Stroll spot: Clissold Park period properties,” Saunders explains.
Who lives there? In addition to a large Turkish Cypriot population, Newington Green has started luring in young professionals, particularly those in artistic industries. “Because Hackney and Dalston are on your doorstep, you tend to get a lot of media and creative types,” Saunders says. The area is also loaded with green space, which is a major attraction for the yummy mummy set. “You’ve got Clissold Park on the doorstep, and you’re walking distance to Victoria Park and London Fields,” notes Saunders. “You’ve got a lot of outdoor space, which, with the good schools in the area, attracts families.”
Gig and quiz: The Old Queen’s Head The connections Nearby Canonbury is one stop on the Overground to Highbury & Islington on
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French fancy: Londoners flock from all over for pastries at Belle Epoque the Victoria line or Dalston Kingsland National Rail, and a mere 10-minute walk to Upper Street in Islington. Still, because there aren’t a rash of Tube options, the area has managed to retain its village vibe and plentiful bus routes. The 73 takes you to Victoria via central London, for example.
Don’t move here if... You’re looking for a deal. The hood may not be as oversubscribed by hipsters as, say, neighbouring Dalston, but the infiltration of cute boutiques and young families has already made it competitively priced.
Where to hang out The area has managed to eschew High Street chains for cute, independent boutiques and one-off bars and pubs. The Snooty Fox serves up excellent ales in a vibrant setting, while The Old Queen’s Head is popular for its gigs and pub quiz. Folks from all NEXT WEEK over London pop into cafe Careers: London Belle Epoque for a pastry. tour guides Yep, it’s that good. BLOG: WHY NEWIE GREEN ROCKS tntmagazine.com/newieg
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Getting jiggy: Chinese Three-striped Box Turtles, known as Golden Coin Turtles, have been bred in an Australian first at Melbourne Zoo. This species is estimated to be all but extinct in the wild, as the result of extensive poaching to supply the illegal wildlife trade
Tough guy: K-Mac
k-Mac brawls with fan on stage at gig Australia
American rapper Kevin McCall, aka K-Mac, got himself embroiled in an onstage brawl with a fan during a gig. The unseemly incident happened after the musician was booed by people in the crowd during his show in Melbourne. K-Mac then invited the loudest, most raucous booer onstage to confront him. “Come up here! Come up here! I’ll beat your ass in front of all these sexy ladies.” The ensuing brawl was filmed on a mobile phone, and the footage found its way to Channel 7, who rather selfishly hasn’t allowed it to be put up on YouTube. Damn you, Channel 7! tweets of the week @AngryBritain Anybody else feeling uneasy about their childhood? Who next, Chewbacca? @caitlinmoran I love that England’s big tourism push is the promise of being able to look at a cow @Queen_UK JLS are splitting up. Girls Aloud already gone. Only One Direction to go and Ladbrokes pay up
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A man with a record-setting 13.5-inch penis has released a song with the colourful title It’s Too Big. Jonah Falcon has sought to forever solidify his manhood through the age-old art of music. The 42-year-old American first came to the attention of the public in 1999 on an HBO special about men and their penises. He then crossed the Atlantic when he appeared in a special Channel 4 34
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programme in the UK called, succinctly, The World’s Biggest Penis. Lyrics on his new track include: “Too damn big/ It’s just too damn big/ Your penis too damn big, yeah/ It’s too damn big.” If that doesn’t get you to where you need to be, you’re not trying hard enough.
‘anal’ and other banned kids’ names new zealand
It beggars belief this is necessary, but New Zealand officials have had to release a set of banned baby names to prevent parents bestowing names like “Lucifer” and “Mafia No Fear” on their beloved offspring. The 77 monikers on the list reveal how one child was set to be called “Anal” while
another avoided being known as “.”. Other names included “4Real”, “V8”, and “Queen Victoria” but more depressing were parents who just wanted to call their new additions “2nd”, “3rd” or “5th”. The Department of Internal Affairs rules forbid any name that implies a child holds an official title or rank, so “King”, “Duke” and “Princess” were among those turned down the most since 2001. In 2008, a family court ordered the parents of nine-year-old “Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii” to change it because it “makes a fool of the child”. No shit.
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A prank backfired on two Geelong AFL players when they attempted to break into a teammate’s new home wearing balaclavas. Midfielders Billie Smedts and Josh Caddy were trying to wind up Jackson Thurlow, dressing up as burglars. However, in a major fail, they got the wrong house. Upon seeing two men on the roof of a nearby property, a neighbour called the police, who arrived with full force and pointed guns at the wacky Cats. “Me and Billie are both disappointed that we scared people in the community,” Caddy said.
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A bar owner has come under fire from the German embassy after encouraging partygoers to attack a Hitler piñata to win prizes on Anzac Day. The event was advertised on Tauranga’s Bahama Hut Bar’s Facebook page, inviting revellers to destroy the effigy of the Nazi leader to get sweets.“Make sure you’re here around midnight to smash this guy up!!” the page said. A spokesman for the German embassy in New Zealand questioned the tastefulness and sensitivity of the bar’s decision. “Anzac Day is about thinking of those deceased
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Distasteful?: Hitler piñata and hurt in all wars, is that the right way of acknowledging that?” Bar owner Tony Carraway said he would make the Nazi piñata “bigger and better” next year.
OZ ‘KING’ SELLS OFF ROYAL TITLES AUSTRALIA
A man in the Darwin suburb of Coconut Grove has crowned himself the king of Lithuania and is selling off royal titles to raise cash. King Roman, 71, or “His Imperial Majesty” (once known as Ron Mann) said he discovered his father had been the Grand Duke of Lithuania in 1992. Once he died, Roman inherited a “large swathe of Eastern Europe” and the right to grant titles. So, for £65, you could be called the Knight of the Order of the Amethyst, which would look amazing on a business card. However, the Department of Immigration is refusing to recognise his new titles. Spoilsports.
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‘Aving a laugh: Brits abroad
Brits on hols continue to be embarrassment to country
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Drink themselves into debt, get arrested, don’t know laws abroad
Poms abroad. You’ve got to love ‘em. Don’t you? Well, no, not really. Not only do we have to contend with the image presented overseas by the Magaluf-esque mentality of hairy guts on show (that’s just the girls), full English breakfasts, drinking shots until they’re drowning in their own vomit, and Only Fools And Horses playing in every ‘British’ bar on the strip, but now the full extent of my nation’s behaviour while out of the country has been revealed. According to the results of a poll released last week, a jaw-droppingly shocking onefifth of Brits abroad have no idea that they should be abiding by the laws of the country they’re visiting. Seriously. And some 55 per cent of those idiots thought British laws applied to them wherever they went in the world, while 22 per cent were dumb enough to believe they were above the law as they were “just visiting” the country. I’d like to see how that defence goes down with the local police. Perhaps unsurprisingly, 54 per cent of the 1722 people polled by visa website globalvisa.com said their main concern when going abroad was other countries’ laws on alcohol. This goes hand-in-hand with the embarrassing results of a confused.com survey, which found 10 per cent of Brits quizzed had been arrested as a result of their drunken behaviour, while 13 per cent had got so blitzed, they’d been thrown out of their hotel. When it comes to culture, it’s not high on the agenda of the average Pom’s holiday, according to another study by myvouchercodes.co.uk. Nope, instead, it’s all about the booze. More than half the 1512 over-18s surveyed said they drink every day of a weeklong break, forking out about £300 on cheap cocktails and beers, and getting themselves into debt at the same time. The most useful information to come out of these surveys was the destinations of choice: Barcelona and Ibiza. So just boycott Spain this year to avoid these cretins. » Agree or disagree? Are Brits abroad a nightmare? letters@tntmagazine.com
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Instead, the reality is “an insidious genocide that divided and emasculated the indigenous nations”. Pilger checks into Rottnest Lodge, which has a spa and double bunks for kids. It was once a prison, known as The Quod where 167 Aboriginals were locked in 28 tiny cells. Tourists sunbathe where gallows once stood, and visitors are encouraged to follow the Vincent Way Heritage Trail. It’s named after the “psychopath” who ran the Quod, Henry Vincent, “who liked to whip prisoners and murdered two of them”. None of the guests Pilger spoke to had a clue. This isn’t behaviour that’s confined to the past, lessons
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“You Aboriginal people, you don’t exist in this country. You should go.” These are the words of abuse hurled by a passenger at a group of actors forced to take a tram in Melbourne last week after being ignored by cabbies. Four taxi drivers had refused to pick up Jada Alberts and her three colleagues as they waited outside the Malthouse Theatre after rehearsing for an upcoming indigenous production of Shakespeare’s King Lear. “For those things to happen within a space of 24 hours was just heartbreaking for all of us to have to deal with,” Alberts said. It’s the latest in a string of racist incidents on public transport in the city, and not the first time taxi drivers have refused to take Aboriginal customers. In December last year, Geoffrey Gurrumul Yunupingu was also blanked by cabbies while there on tour. The blind indigenous singer’s manager Mark Grose said the artist had been refused cabs elsewhere in Australia and it was common for black performers. It’s the type of behaviour that has spurred John Pilger to be fiercely critical about the treatment of the indigenous population in Australia. The award-winning TV journalist, who has lived in Britain since 1962, is now shining a light on the topic in his latest film Utopia, due for broadcast in the UK on ITV in September before its worldwide release. For it, Pilger flew to Western Australia, to Rottnest Island, home to the world’s biggest resources boom where profits are in the multiple billions, and in stark contrast “barely a fraction of mining, oil and gas revenue has benefited Aboriginal communities, whose poverty is an enduring shock”, Pilger says. In the film, the 73-year-old compares how WA’s “premier tourist destination” is promoted to visitors, with the truth of its harrowing history. “At airports, arriving passengers are greeted by banners with smiling Aboriginal faces in hard hats, promoting the plunderers of their land. ‘This is our story’ says the slogan. It isn’t,” he writes on his website.
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No bravado, no “brace yourselves”, no world record promises – just a comfortable win in the Australian National Championships for James Magnussen, 22, “The Missile” who misfired at the London Olympics. After taking time out of the pool, he looks up at the clock but has to be told he’d finished the 100m in 47.53 seconds, the exact same time he swam to win a disappointing silver at the Olympics
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We thought Wembley could’ve hosted an El Classico in the Champions League before both sides fell to Germany’s finest last week. But Barca and Real still do battle in London this month. The O2 hosts basketball’s 2013 Turkish Airlines Euroleague final four on Friday between last year’s champions and runnersup Olympiacos Piraeus (Greece) and CSKA Moscow (Russia), then Real Madrid and FC Barcelona Regal. The winners play in Sunday’s final also at The O2.
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Rugby’s short form is serious business now with a World Cup this year, Commonwealth Games next year and an Olympic debut in 2016. But that hasn’t opened the door for the fun police. This weekend’s London Sevens, the finale of the HSBC World Series, follows last year’s ‘Seventies Disco’ vibe with a ‘Safari’ theme. More than 100,000 punters are expected at Twickenham. Visit rfu.com.
BIG WEEK FOR ... Rejected by the Australia-touring British and Irish Lions, England skipper Chris Robshaw will have plenty to prove in this weekend’s Premiership Rugby semi-final. The Harlequins flanker will lead his side onto the park against Saracens or Leicester on Saturday or Sunday after Warren Gatland’s selection panel decided he and all of his teammates were surplus to requirements. Quins prop Joe Marler, also a noted omission, backed his on-field leader to bounce back: “Knowing the character he is, he won’t rest on his laurels. He’ll come in and work even harder if that is at all possible.” Quins will be playing for a shot at defending their title in the final at Twickenham on May 25.
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QUOTES OF THE WEEK I’m a 34-year-old NBA centre. I’m black. And I’m gay With these words, free agent Jason Collins became the first active NBA player to come out
Spearhead: Arouna Kone will need to fire for Wigan
PREVIEW LATICS CUP AND EURO CHAMPIONSHIPS? FA CUP FINAL: WIGAN V MANCHESTER CITY SAT, 8AM, ESPN
When ESPN was planning to show eight-plus hours of “live all-day build-up” to the 132nd edition of the world’s oldest knockout competition, it wouldn’t have expected this match-up. The defending champions, Manchester City, beaten all ends up by United over the regular season and flops in Europe, have one last shot at silverware for the year. Wigan Athletic, an at times majestic passing team under Roberto Martinez but
not often or effective enough, are odds on to be the highest scoring team to be relegated along with QPR and Reading. What should be a special day for Wigan, in their first FA Cup final, is a bit of a burden as they battle to stay in the Premier League. Even more bizarrely, regardless of the result on Saturday, Wigan will be playing in the Europa League next year, in the spot reserved for the FA Cup winner (City’s second place qualifies them for the top-tier Champions League). So if the Latics go down, they could have the rare honour of being Championships of Europe.
THE CHAT | Naughty Mitch Marsh returns
When I get called names like ‘Coward’ it doesn’t sit well. I have to tackle guys like Sonny Bill Williams and Sam Burgess St George Dragons halfback Jamie Soward is a love him, hate him or give him a rhyming nickname type
I know in England I am loved. I know I am loved by some clubs, especially one Real Madrid boss Jose Mourinho hints at a departure from the Bernabeu this summer and perhaps a job back in the Premier League at Chelsea. Current Blues boss Rafa Benitez refuses to talk about his possible replacement
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Geelong v Essendon Was Australia right to give all-rounder Q Mitchell Marsh a shot at redemption at the Champions Trophy in the UK from June 6 to 23? The talented West Australian was included in the A Aussie side announced last week despite an eventful 12 months in which he was sent home from Brisbane’s Centre of Excellence for being “unfit to train” and reprimanded in South Africa by the Perth Scorchers – both for unauthorised nights out. Guess it shows how selectors weigh up form and seriousness of offence. Marsh, a star for Pune in the IPL, averaged almost 70 last year in one-dayers for Western Australia, including an unbeaten 104. John Inverarity said he hoped Marsh will “fulfill the faith we’ve had in him”.
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Starting over Chris Tremlett is back from injury, again, doing the hard yards for Surrey in hope of a return to the Ashes stage WORDS MICHAEL GADD
Short and sweet aren’t words you’d usually associate with Chris Tremlett, 31, the Surrey quick whose measurements could be mistaken for a door frame and who, while he seems a perfectly amiable bloke when TNT catches him after training at Kia Oval last week, would have no qualms about knocking your block off with a six-stitcher. But that’s the sad fact about the 6’ 7” paceman’s Test career to date – due to an unlucky run of injuries it stands at a short 11 matches for a sweet 49 wickets. Such an impressive return at the game’s pinnacle makes his lack of appearances more tragic. But now he’s back at full fitness, charging in for Surrey, part of a 30-man ‘performance squad’ lined up for England action this summer. And while the New Zealand Tests are too soon, he’ll be a massive chance to take part in the Ashes. “It’s nice to be back playing at this stage,” says Tremlett, who’s been kept out of action by back problems and a knee injury which required surgery. “I’m working hard. I pulled up well from my first proper game in a while, got through 30 overs feeling pretty good. I’m running at 100 per cent and gaining rhythm and confidence each time I play. If I keep going in this direction, I’d like to have my hat in the ring for the Ashes when they come around.” This won’t be music to Australia’s ears. While Tremlett impressed enough on debut in 2007, replacing injured Matthew Hoggard ably against India, he etched himself into the memory of Aussies on the 2010 Ashes tour. When he got a run in the third Test in pace-friendly Perth, his acute trajectory was an issue for the Aussies as he took 3-63 and 5-87. “The times I’ve played for England, unfortunately not as often as I’d like due to a lot of injuries, but when I’ve played I’ve never doubted my ability,” he says. No one doubts why. In the following Boxing Day Test in Melbourne, Tremlett tore Ricky Ponting’s side – and the skipper himself – apart. He took 4-26 (James Anderson also claimed four scalps) to roll Australia for 98. He then took the Test’s final wicket as 42
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England embarrassed the hosts by an innings and 157 runs. He calls that “probably the most memorable Test I’ve played in”. “It’s about building back up to that level again now,” he says. “Even though I’m back, I’m still off the pace so it’s about building up momentum and confidence. If I’m taking wickets, my name’s in the hat and maybe I’ll get picked again.” In theory, it’s all a fairytale in the making, but Tremlett has come back from injury before and knows the realities
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“England struggled in India for years but really worked on it and got the reward,” he says. “Australia got comprehensively beaten, but that can happen in those conditions. I wouldn’t take much from it with their new-look squad. Coming to England [there] will be conditions that suit them more. They’re still a force to be reckoned with.” In saying that, though, Tremlett doesn’t see cause for concern for England, who failed to win a Test against eighth-ranked New Zealand. “They were playing on some pretty flat wickets there, so a lot of hard work,” he says. The Tests starting May 16 against the Black Caps at Lord’s and Headingley will be a better gauge. For now though, Tremlett’s focused on bowling well for Surrey. His journey back to the Test arena continues this week with a feast of action at the Oval including Yorkshire Bank 40 matches on Monday against Hampshire and Thursday against Durham, then a LV County Championship four-dayer with Durham from Friday. Surrey will be careful not to overwork the big man too soon, though, and his most prominent role will likely be with a red rather than the white one-day ball. And while he cuts an imposing figure, he won’t have the pressure of being the crowds’ sole focus of attention with South African captain Graeme Smith leading the side. Then, in June, when Smith’s on international duty, his replacement will be Ricky Ponting, “a legend of the game”, says Tremlett. “To have Graeme, what he’s achieved and brought to the club already is outstanding,” he says. “Then, Ricky coming in June is pretty special too. We can learn a lot from them both. “I’ve got great memories of getting him out in 2010 but it’ll be nice to have him in the slips taking catches for me.” Tremlett’s now all about making new memories. Surrey matches at Kia Oval this week. Y Bank 40: May 6, Hampshire; May 9, Durham. £15-20. LV CC: May 9-13, Durham. £10-12. SE11 5SS kiaoval.com Oval
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black caps in england ‘It’s not an ashes warm-up’ Were their recent drawn Test series a boxing match, a fair judge would have given it to New Zealand on points, yet they still had to impress that their two-Test series in England is more than an Ashes warm-up. “These are two hugely important Test matches for us,” Black Caps head coach Mike Hesson told media. “We’re making progress as a Test side and certainly won’t like to be the entrée for the main course.” His side, awaiting the arrival of captain Brendan McCullum and Ross Taylor from the IPL, are ranked only above Bangladesh in Test nations, but their draw with England shows they can match it with anyone. Batsman Kane Williamson added: “We’ve got nothing to do with the Ashes. We haven’t looked at it in any way. We’re targeting our preparation [for] the first Test.” England v New Zealand: May 16-20, Lord’s, London tickets.lords.org May 24-28, Headingly-Carnegie, Leeds yorkshirecc.com
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You probably have a preference between Real Madrid and Barcelona, football’s two richest clubs – for me, it’s Barca for making tiki-taka effective. And ‘cos Cristiano Ronaldo shits me. But after Bayern Munich and Borussia Dortmund sent them packing last week to set up an all-German Champions League final (Wembley, May 25), a new decision has to be made. Jorgen Klopp’s underdogs Dortmund or the fourth richest club Bayern (behind Manchester United)? Dortmund is built on youth, while Bayern can buy anyone they want. Sadly for Dortmund, who Bayern
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The British and Irish Lions have their best chance of actually winning a tour when they go to Australia in June, with the Wallabies in what some would call a “rebuilding phase” or what others would call “a shambles”. But Warren Gatland’s side announced last week, the best England, Ireland, Scotland and mostly Wales has to offer, will hardly strike fear into Robbie Deans. The competitiveness of the Six Nations, from day one’s tight finishes to the final day thrashing of England by Wales, creates the illusion that these are great players – but if they were that at least one nation would be ranked in the world top three. The Lions squad is a good one, an obvious one mostly. But there are few positions that will worry Deans. There’s no X-factor, though Welsh prop Adam Jones is a monster and will take some handling. A problem for the Aussies would have been if they picked Jonny Wilkinson had he made himself available, if only for the psychological impact of his World Cup exploits, but also for his top form for Toulon. And with a series almost certain to be decided up front, a reliable kicker would be handy. But still, it’s an evenly poised series. Australia’s best players are either injured or on the way back from one, or in the naughty corner or on the way back from it. And Wallabies coach Robbie Deans is still under all sorts of pressure to show he hasn’t turned the two-time World Cup winners into a rabble. Intimidating they are not. Gatland has a Team GB supergroup, with both squads jostling for underdog status, and if history is anything to go on, the Lions have the edge there. To not lose 2-1 – the score of all tours of the professional era – is his challenge. If Gatland can turn it around anywhere, it’ll be Oz, right now. He rightly picked a stack of his England-thrashing Wales side with confidence and combinations that work. That’s golden when bringing together a team at short notice. But Deans really should win this series, and well.
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TRAVEL VS TERRORISM I’d really love to hate Richard Branson – endlessly self-promoting tycoons aren’t really my bag. But in spite of the grating zaniness, I have to admit, last week his comments about the OTT terror warnings delivered by the Foreign Office were spot on.
The FCO delivers a stream of advice to travellers, briefing them on volatile situations and potential safety risks while abroad. It’s helpful of course, but the issue is that what should essentially be just an information source has quasi-legal status – its warnings automatically invalidate most travel insurance and force tour operators to cancel trips. Each time the FCO errs on the side of caution after a terrorist attack, they do long-lasting damage to the affected regions’ tourism industry. Essentially, they add unemployment and poverty to the plates of those who have already taken a hit. In The Independent, Sir Richard wrote that zealous warnings of the risk of attack “are exactly what the terrorists want,” adding: “The right thing is for every country to not put out advisories against nations that suffer terrorist attacks, but instead continue to aid them, through tourism and trade… Getting on with life is the best way to show terrorists they will not win.” I wanted to punch my fist in the air when I read that. Go Sir Richard! London would be in dire straits right now if no one visited us because of our many, many problems: knife crime, riots, generic sandwich chains (just kidding about the last one – not really, though). There are always countless risks to travelling, and blacklisting places when they most need trade just supports the terrorists’ aim to hurt them.
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COOPER’S HILL CHEESE ROLLING England How far would you go to become the big cheese? Thousands of people who are mad about dairy gather at the top of Cooper’s Hill in 28 Brockworth each year to chase a seven-pound wheel of double gloucester cheese down a very steep incline. The first to snatch the milky, mud-covered block gets to keep it and be covered in cheesy glory … and mud. MAY
WHY: The eccentric event has been running for 200 years, with a few setbacks. During World War Two rationing, a wooden block was used, but by all accounts it wasn’t as much fun. In 2011, official sponsorship stopped due to the number of injuries so passionate locals organise it themselves.
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air staff dress up Chinese budget carrier Spring Airlines has got a lot of people hot under the collar with its plans to have flight attendants dress up as maids and butlers. The new outfits are rather risque and include stiletto heels and short skirts, but customer feedback so far has not been all positive. Bloggers said the airline would do better to make sure its flights left on time, rather than dressing staff up in saucy uniforms. “The airline should respect their crew members because flight attendants are still quite different from maids and butlers,” wrote one.
space flight Virgin Galactic’s rocket plane, SpaceShipTwo, made its first test flight over the Mojave Desert last week, successfully breaking the sound barrier. The flight, which took off from Spaceport America, brought Sir Richard Branson’s space travel project one step closer to being a reality. The first passengers, including Sir Richard himself, plan to travel before the end of the year. “Today’s supersonic success opens the way for a rapid expansion of the spaceship’s powered flight envelope, with a very realistic goal of full space flight by the year’s end,” Branson said.
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Nothing can top the fish pie at the Gallivant Hotel’s Beach Bistro – it’s stuffed with salmon and mushy peas, among other goodies. The other hearty grub’s great here, too. Mains from £10.50. beachbistro.com Opposite Camber Sands’ dunes, Green Owl offers a decent menu of homemade pies and lasagne, or for something lighter, you can pick up a sandwich. From £4.95. thegreenowl.co.uk Sit out on the sunny terrace with a pint of Sussex real ale at the 15th-century Ye Old Bell Inn in Rye. Pints approx £3. yeoldebellrye.co.uk
Beach bliss: peaceful dunes, and (above) the power kite set-up
Grab a cheeky lunchtime beer or wine at the casual, beachy Rye Bay Cafe after you’ve walked the dunes or kitesurfed the waves. Drinks from £3. ryebaycafe.net
Coastal cool is the name of the game at The Gallivant. Rooms have lovely beach-themed touches (furnishings looks like they’ve been washed to shore), the service is warm and atmosphere is relaxed. Rooms from £145pn. thegallivanthotel.com
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“I’ve seen people carried off this beach in ambulances,” announces our instructor Clive Marriner. “When your kite’s in the air, the strings get very taut, and can slice through your fingers if you tug on them. And if it gets round your neck...” He trails off ominously. In my imagination, the beautiful, wind-swept beach of Camber Sands in East Sussex is instantly transformed into a blood-soaked Game Of Thrones-esque scene, with the severed heads of would-be kitesurfers bouncing crazily down to the sea. And I haven’t even unpacked my training kite yet. I’m here with a group of beginners to learn the basics of kitesurfing. This is, as Clive has made abundantly clear, an extreme sport. It depends on harnessing the power of the wind to swoop you over the surface of the sea – like wakeboarding, but using nothing more than a humble flap of fabric instead of a speedboat. Today is one of the first bright, sunny days of the year, the coastal air smells spring-fresh and to get to the beach I’ve driven past Rye’s green fields, full of gambolling newborn lambs – it’s bucolic bliss. Here on the beach, even the rough tufts of marram grass growing out of the sand, and the murky, grey-brown waves of the English Channel look inviting with the sun sparkling on them. Clive tells us the coast juts out to the southeast, so whatever direction the wind blows in from, there’s a beach nearby where you’ll be able to catch it – hence why it’s such a hotspot for kitesurfers. Within a few minutes my kite and this famous breeze are wrestling furiously with each other above my head and, to be honest, my poor kite is taking a bit of a pasting. One minute it’s floating calmly over my head, or dancing in a swooshy figure of eight, the next minute the strings are painfully twisted and it’s crumpled in a heap on the sand. This is tricky. But Clive stands by shouting advice, and soon I pick up the knack of gently steering the bar to keep the kite where I want it. Stage one, nailed. After lunch, our group drives over to the Greatstone Beach for stage two, which involves actually getting in the sea. Gulp. The temperature has dropped significantly and the waves look absolutely freezing. So I pour myself into not just one but two spring wetsuits, one on top of the other and layer up a buoyancy aid, windbreaker jacket and helmet
on top. I might look daft, waddling over the pebbles like a plumped-up penguin, but I don’t care – this get-up makes me feel like a superhero, and I’m itching to get in the sea. First though, we have to set up the power kites, which are serious pieces of equipment. Over three times the size of the trainer kites we’d practiced on earlier, setting one up involves pumping air into the inflatable tubes that run across it, and knotting endless strings to various corners. Finally done, we charge into the waves, doing our best to avoid the experienced freestylers who are making the most of the bright, windy conditions. I watch enviously as one guy leaps
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Usually food festivals are rather sophisticated affairs, dedicated to gourmet delights – for example, white truffle dishes of Italy or pairing the finest cheese with wines in France. Very nice, very cultured. But sometimes, food appreciation takes a different, even – dare we say – more “lowbrow” form. Enter Hawaii’s truly unique Spam Jam festival. In the spiritual home of the longlasting canned meat, the residents of Waikiki, Honolulu, celebrate that special blend of chopped pork shoulder, ham, salt and gelatinous stuff like it’s going out of fashion. You can forget garlands of flowers, tiki torches and hula dancing, this most bizarre of foodie festivals is dedicated to industrial quantities of the meat so popular here’s it’s called “The Hawaiian Steak.” Hawaii’s residents are so attached to Spam they consume seven million cans of the stuff each year. In fact, Spam is even sold in Hawaiian Burger King restaurants. So the annual Spam Jam festival, which took place on Kalakaua Avenue 54 00
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Testicles, and a lot of them. Boiled, stewed, mashed, fried, any way you want them. At the three-day World Testical Cooking Championship in Serbia, between August 30 and September 1, there’s a camp for spectators and another for competitors. Recipes are shared, tested and on the final night there’s a grand feast prepared by the winning team. Not recommended for vegetarians … or the squeamish. ballcup.com
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Legend has it Napoleon once visited the town of Bessières and enjoyed an omelette so much that the following day he requested another made using every egg in the town, so he could share it with his hard-working army. In the years after it became custom that a giant omelette was cooked to feed the village’s poor at Easter every year and the idea was copied in other towns, including Louisiana, US, which now also has a giant omelette fest. Next year’s French event is on April 24. france-voyage.com
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Got a very tolerant other half? Then visit California’s Garlic Festival and feast on the most pungent of dishes. Over two tonnes of the bulbs will be consumed at this festival, running July 26-28, where you can compete for the dubious honour of being crowned Miss Gilroy Garlic, sample recipes created in the ferociously competitive cook-offs or, best of all, help yourself to as much of the free garlic ice cream as you can swallow without doing yourself damage. gilroygarlicfestival.com
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Up for a casualty cooking festival? Getting stuck into a plateful of meat that’s there only by the grace of a bumper bar – appetising for sure. Each year, thousands of people crowd into the small town of Marlinton, West Virginia, to share their love of eating and cooking roadkill. How does a snack of biscuits and squirrel gravy sound? Perhaps you would prefer deer sausage or teriyaki-marinated bear? Culinary blue-sky thinking or just a bit wrong? Decide for yourself on September 28.
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One of the truly classic European travel images has to be that of a guy wearing a stripey T-shirt and straw hat, coolly steering a canoodling couple along the Venetian canals in an old-fashioned gondola. But times are a-changing. Today I’m swapping the stripey tee for a waterproof paddling jacket, the hat for a tiny headlamp and the gondola for a kayak, as I’m off to explore this iconic network of waterways using my own paddle power. My guide Rene and I start off in daylight at 5.30pm from the lilliputian landmass of La Certosa, which is one of the 118 islands that make up Venice. This was a military base up until the Fifties, and army precision is definitely required right now as Rene fits me out with a buoyancy aid, and a spray cover which goes over the cockpit hole, so that I don’t get too wet. The final part of my get-up is the tiny headlamp, along with a navigational light on the rear of my boat so we can be seen by other vessels when the light fades. Once I’m in this ensemble I look as if I should be going down a coal mine rather than taking a gentle paddle through the sparkling turquoise waters that the city sits on, but Rene assures me I’ll be grateful of it later on. He gives me a quick refresher on kayaking technique: “Sit upright, keep a relaxed grip on the paddle,” he tells me, adding, more enigmatically: “It’s not about how much energy you spend, but how you spend your energy.” Got it. I’m soon back in the swing of things and before I know it my paddles are cutting cleanly through the water. Rene guides me towards the island cemetery of San Michele, where Ezra Pound and Igor Stravinsky among other luminaries are buried. It’s an eerie place, but beautiful – brush-like sprouts of green foliage stand aloft of high brick walls with prominent white arches, underneath a pale sky smattered with clouds as puffed-up as candyfloss. Despite the stunning setting, being near so many graves puts me on edge, so I up my pace, as I follow Rene down one of the 177 canals, passing by pastel Gothic, Renaissance and Baroque buildings, all of which are in various stages of the elegantly tragic decay Venice is famous for. I stop paddling for a few minutes just to watch as shafts of early evening, fading sunlight bounce off the waves and fall on the old, creaking foundations of these once magnificent houses. Now darkness begins to descend as our journey takes us into one historic canal after another. Venice is divided into
six sestieri (neighbourhoods) and we take a route through them, crossing the waterways of the Rios de San Luca, dei Fuseri and dei Bareteri. Eventually my arms begin to tire and I realise I’ve rowed at least four kilometres already. My strokes become a little sloppy, and the canal traffic is heavy: vaporetto, water taxis and gondolas are everywhere I look. Suddenly I see a speedboat is heading right for me – it’s sink or swim time. I paddle backwards furiously in a complicated manoeuvre,
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me, this is all part of getting to see a new side of the Venetian canals. “Travelling in a gondola is just a passive experience, where you’re taken along at a snail’s pace. But in one of our boats you’re in for an engaging adventure,” he tells me. We cruise on down Rio de San Giuliano and Rio Palazzo, passing under the distinctive Venetian arched bridges. The blissful and gloomy faces of sculptures and stone-barred windows swing into view as we approach the white facade of the Bridge of Sighs. Folklore has it that if lovers kiss under this 1602-built structure while in a gondola during sunset, everlasting affection will be bestowed upon them. It might be the right time of the evening, but I’m sans lover as I drift underneath, and not sure if a kayak would cut it anyway. For locking down eternal love, it might not be quite the thing, but I decide that for every other aspect of exploring Venice, this awesome mode of transport is all I need. ❚
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You can’t find better value in town than the pizzeria Dai Tosi. Its rustic environs are the perfect place to grab several tasty versions of this Italian signature dish. Mains from £9. trattoriadaitosi.com
Michelin-starred Da Fiore (above) is regarded by many as the finest restaurant in Venice. A particular standout is rolls of monkfish with pig’s cheeks and asparagus in a ginger and lemon marinade. Mains from £32. dafiore.net
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Change the mood slightly with the eponymous genre at Bacaro Jazz (left). Practically next to the Rialto Bridge, you can sup on two beers for just £3.80 during happy hour. bacarojazz.com
A main feature of bar-cum-cafe Orange (above) is that the major design features are actually in that funky colour. Chockablock with Venice’s bright young things, don’t miss the chance to sit on this venue’s exquisite terrace. Drinks from £4. orangebar.it
Offering one of the best vistas in Venice, the Skyline Rooftop Bar is the summit of the Hilton Hotel. Glasses of wine start at £6 while the cheapest cocktails are £13.50. molinostuckyhilton.com
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Clean, tidy and with uber-friendly staff, Ca’ Venezia (above) is centrally located just steps away from the majestic San Marco Square. Dorm beds from £22pn. cavenezia.com
Alla Vite Dorata is a quaint first class inn that’s just been restored. A treat at mealtimes is that you get a breathtaking view of Rio di Ca’ Dolce. Single rooms from £59.50pn. allavitedorata.com
Opulence and sophistication collide in the Palazzo Abadessa (left). It’s set in a splendid 16th-century built palace and has a private garden that is out of this world. Single rooms from £80pn. abadessa.com
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of Spain, Amy. There is something for everyone, whether you love food, beaches, history or nature. My advice would be to spend one of your days checking out Valencia itself. This fabulous city too often plays second fiddle to the likes of Madrid and Barcelona, but you’ll find it’s bursting with culture, fantastic food and a buzzing nightlife. A stellar tourist spot is the just opened City of Arts and Sciences complex. The building is an
architectural wonder from Valencian architect, Santiago Calatrava Valls, with an IMAX cinema, aquarium, arts centre and science museum. After working up an appetite here, sample the region’s famed paella, then head into the winding labyrinth of cobbled streets that make up the Barrio del Carmen to sample the nightlife or, as it is known locally, la marcha (the action) on the Calle de Caballeros. On the second day of your weekend, choose one of the region’s great coastal spots to relax. The Old Town of Peñíscola and its 5km beach, stretching to Benicarlo, is a great option 90 minutes from Valencia. Or if you fancy checking out historic sites, visit Sagunto’s hill-top castle and Roman theatre. If nature is more your thing, opt for a short 15km trip south of Valencia to La Albufera, a huge freshwater lagoon.
Beyond visiting Havana, what’s Cuba’s must-do activity? A trek through the jungle of the Sierra Maestra Mountains. What was your most memorable Cuban experience? Dancing to a live Cuban band at a Casa de la Musica in Havana. We were under the stars and making the most of the music and vibrant atmosphere. Anything you wish you’d known before you travelled there? I wish I’d known how to dance. The Cubans love a good salsa and it was great fun joining in with them. What should you do to make the most of the country? Learn some Spanish. explore.co.uk
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The ultimate Eurotrip Summer doesn’t get much more epic than a tour through Europe in a van with your mates – journey veterans give us the inside scoop Words Helen Elfer
It’s the ultimate road trip. A van packed with mates and a summer packed with as many destinations as you can fit in. For some expats the legendary Van Tour Europe is the reason they moved to London – to be on the doorstep of Italy’s ancient cities, Switzerland’s mountains, Portugal’s surf, and Spain’s crazy festivals, to name but a few. In a nutshell, this chaotic rampage across the continent involves tonnes of travel-hungry, beer-thirsty Aussies and Kiwis hiring camper vans and spending the summer driving and partying, stopping off at messy festivals, big gigs, hot surfing spots, cool cities – in other words, everything great about Europe rolled into one epic journey. The culmination? The notorious 100 Club Munich, which is when the biggest blow-out of the whole tour happens. More on that later. Before you get there, you’ve got some miles to cover. For inspiration, we caught up with two Van Tour veterans, whose journeys took them across the continent, and left them with travel stories and memories to last a lifetime. The routes There’s no fixed route, but Van Tour Europe unofficially begins in June at Pamplona for the San Fermin festival (better known as the Running of the Bulls festival), and ends at Oktoberfest, in Germany. In between those points? You can go wherever you want, although most Van Tourers like to keep in touch on Facebook and arrange meet ups and convoys along the way. Matt Verocoe, 25, from Melbourne, Australia, took a route zig-zagging across Europe with a mate in 2010. “We cruised around Europe for four months. We started off going from London to Paris, and down through Switzerland into Italy, down the east coast, back up the west coast and onto the French Riviera. From there we met mates in Biarritz and followed them to the Stoke surf camp (stoketravel.com), just out of San Sebastián, which was the official Wicked Campers (wickedcampers.co.uk) camp for the San Fermin festival. “We cruised along the north of Spain into Portugal, watched a World Cup match in a surf shack and met up with some people who became our travelling mates in Lagos. Then we headed down the southern coast of Spain
into Barcelona, where we split with the group and stayed two weeks with my mates’ family in a small town in the Netherlands called Apeldorn. Then it was Amsterdam and onto the [now defunct] Love Parade festival in Dusseldorf. “We spent some time in Germany and Austria visiting the major cities and from there we made our way up into Poland. Then our mates phoned saying that they were in Budapest, and then the month of partying started! Prague, Krakow, Berlin, Munich for Oktoberfest and finishing with Amsterdam on AFL Grand Final day.” Think that sounds a fair bit of ground to cover? Blair Cowan, 25, from Marlborough, New Zealand, went even further on Van Tour last year with five other Kiwi friends. “We travelled 11,000 miles which was the most out of any vans last year, including every country in Europe except for Poland. We were at the heart of all the Van Tour park-ups and organising, stopping off at Amsterdam, France, Spain (for Running of the Bulls), then to the surf camp at Lagos, Portugal, and to Morocco – the only van that did that! “Then we drove up the other side of Spain to Barcelona, onto Nice, Switzerland, Venice, down through Italy, passing Pisa and Rome. From Athens, we took a boat to the Greek Islands, including Mykonos and Ios. Our group split in Eastern Europe – some went to Albania and Macedonia, and almost everyone went to Croatia. We all met up again in Salzburg, Austria, before ending up in Munich for Oktoberfest.” The vans Clearly, the van is going to be your home for a couple of months so you’d better get a good one. Matt and his friend bought a 2000 Ford Transit in London, converting it into a home, including bunk beds, 240V power, a portable cooking bench, speakers and so on. Her name was Wilma (everyone’s van gets a name, apparently). As for Blair’s van, “Frank the Tank”, it’s been travelling Europe since 2000 and has the names of past Van Tour travellers on the back door. “We have recently sold our van to some other Kiwi mates who will be following the tradition and doing VT again this year,” he says. “A lot are bought and sold on Gumtree – a lot of them tend to stay within the same group of Van Tourers. tntMagazine.com
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I’d advise getting something reliable! You’re covering long distances and there’s nothing worse than breaking down in a foreign country when it costs a small fortune to get back on the road or back home.” Other Van Tourers who don’t drive just put requests out on Gumtree to travel with an already established group, while some prefer to hire camper vans from companies such as Wicked Campers or Spaceships. The experiences At the end of the day, Van Tour Europe is about seeing as much and doing as much as you can, bonding with your mates and having an absolute blast of a summer. For Matt, the best bit was getting off the beaten track. “One of my favourite memories is driving through the south of Spain, three vans in front of us, three vans in the rearview mirror, surrounded by mountains on another 30°C-plus day on the open road, windows down and tunes pumping, nowhere to be but just enjoy the day,” he says. “Another is when we drove through Switzerland and found a small town at the bottom of the Matterhorn, a beautiful place surrounded by mountains called Zermatt, 1600ft above sea level. It was getting late so we found a small mountain patch off the road, set up camp, lit a small camp fire and cooled our beers in a run of freezing water from the snow. It was just so quiet and beautiful.” For other VTers, it’s the party aspect that’s the most fun. Blair says the highlight of his tour was the final stretch of the journey from Salzburg to Munich. “About 50-60 of us were in the same campsite in the days before Oktoberfest, just drinking and chilling. Then we drove to Munich in one huge convoy. The atmosphere was highly 62
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energised, everyone was partying. It was coming to the end of the tour so people were trying to out-do each other, play the loudest music, just going wild.” The ‘Hundy Club’ Speaking of wild, you’d think being at one of the word’s biggest and most famous beer festivals would be enough of a drinkathon to satisfy anyone. But for some Aussie and Kiwi Van Tourers, even that is just too tame. So about 15 years ››
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ago, the 100 Club Munich tradition took off. It takes place the day before Oktoberfest opens, at a designated site in Munich where all the vans are allowed to park up. Watched by 100-200 spectators, a crazy group try and drink 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes (plus extras). It makes Fight Club look like a geriatric knitting circle. Having completed the challenge last year, Blair is going to be one of the judges for 2013. He says the rules are strict: “No underwear is allowed, otherwise it gets ripped off. No pissing or vomiting is allowed, although if you vomit in a beer bong and finish it they let you off. You must finish with a clean beer bong funnel, or what’s called an ‘iken.’ Last year I ate and drank judge’s urine, bird seed, ketchup, pickles, tuna, sardines, chilli sauce, raw eggs, spirits, flour, loads of beer and leftovers from vans.” Uhh, why? “Its a Van Tour tradition,” he says. “You get caught up in it, and it gives you bragging rights once you’ve done it – you can tick it off the bucket list.” For others, drinking other people’s piss just isn’t an option, so they watch or avoid it altogether. Matt says: “The 100 Club for us was disgusting … a train wreck. But we went to catch up with good people we met along the way that were converging for the biggest beer festival. Van Tour for me was the start of many great friendships and I’m thankful every day for the experiences I was able to do, see and undertake. “We saw Europe in the best light, in a van, waking up at a beach, or in the middle of a city, driving beside the Rhein, next to a canal, on a car ferry, meeting the locals or other travellers in a caravan park. That is the real Van Tour.” ❚
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