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TODAY & TONIGHT MAGAZINE Volume 12 Issue 7 JANUARY 2016 10 Bok Tower Gardens Expansion 20 Train Bistro, Tea Room & Spa 28 Author: Chloe Warner Gamble 30 CityCon 2016, Episode II 33 Gala of the Royal Horses

COLUMNS: 7

On-o-mato-poe-ia

Train Bistro, Tea Room & Spa

13 Sara Michaels Porch Picks 17 Brian’s Brain 18 Tracey’s Tid-Bits 25 Pop Off at Pop Culture

18 Bartender Spotlight

34 Crossword

LISTINGS: 14 Snap Shotz 24 Restaurant Guide 26 Calendar of Events

Gala of the Royal Horses

35 Local Live Music

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Happy New Year! Can you guys believe it’s already 2016? What a year we’ve had! So many changes around our county with new businesses going up left and right, we can’t wait to share with you all of what’s in store for our friends in Polk! January means a fresh start! Time to make those changes we’ve all been putting off for the last year. Time to tie up those loose ends, hit the gym, finish projects and start new ones! Make sure to like our Facebook page and stay up to date with spring time events, festivals, grand openings and everything else in between. Superbowl plans? If you’re still deciding on a hot spot to hang out and watch the game, don’t forget friends of T&T Magazine! We are also excited to announce that 2016 will be our 12th year serving Polk with the best in entertainment, dining and lifestyle reading. We appreciate you all so much and can’t wait to see what the new year has in store for everyone. Expect More, Get More, We Deliver. Chris Douglas Publisher/Editor

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ONOMATOPOEIA on·o·mato·poe·ia: The naming of a thing or action by a vocal imitation of the sound associated with it (as buzz, hiss).

By Erica Smith

The Chicken Chronicles Continue BROODY FOR THE NEW YEAR An egg is a beautiful, sophisticated

thing that can create even more sophisticated things, such as chickens. And

we know in our heart of hearts that the universe does not travel from mush to

complexity. In fact, this gut instinct is

reflected in one of the most fundamental laws of physics, the second law of thermodynamics, or the law of entropy. — David Christian

I don’t know which is more discourag-

ing, literature or chickens.

to enter into a period of “broody” behavior where their biological

nature tells them it is time to lay on

their eggs for a batch of chicks. As we do not have rooster, this is psychological condition that could best be described as PMS for chickens.

Savannah’s broodiness has been

quite comical, as she has become

a tiny tyrant daring us to try and

remove her from the nesting box. We gently move her from the coop once

a day trying to break the broodiness and she runs about the yard chas-

— E. B. White

ing the other girls with her feathers

One does not usually look out on a

have also tried to snap her out of this

puffed out like a barnyard Godzilla. I

flock of chickens and begin thinking

behavior with a trip to the back porch

most backyard farmers probably look

and white Asian porcelain collection

about the laws of physics. In fact,

out in their yards and marvel at how such a tiny bird can create such big holes in their once pristine flower-

beds. Our girls have in fact become

an expert demolition crew hell bent on the complete annihilation of our poor herb pots. Like little wrecking

balls, the chickens set out each day to remove the pestilence of decorative cypress mulch and leave behind a

carnage scene of craters resembling miniature strip mines.

But back to the discussion of the

where she could admire my blue

but she rewarded my earnestness

by pooping on me. For the record,

chickens do not have an appreciation for antiques. Keith has tried special

treats, hand feeding grapes and even

locking her out of the coop. But, Miss

Broody will have none of our shenanigans. The last resort will be a broody cage but we are hoping not to reach

that point and the law of entropy will finally prevail bringing Miss Broody

back to our sweet Savannah who we

second law of thermodynamics or

love for her dirty face stained from

py. In a nutshell, historian David

grapes.

general tendency of the universe is

three proud laying hens, the twins

lack of order, lack of structure -- in

Broody Pants. Aside from a few daily

what is known as the law of entro-

consuming copious amounts of green

Christian describes this law as “the

On the positive side, we now have

to move from order and structure to fact, to mush.” This law is the perfect representation of our chicken

coop as our once tranquil backyard farm has been marred by the arriv-

al of Savannah the broody chicken.

All backyard chickens are expected

Charlotte and Scarlett and Miss

craters and one broody chicken, our farm is providing a bounty of fresh eggs and plenty of daily entertainment.

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BOK TOWER GARDENS’ LARGEST EXPANSION IN HISTORY

LAKE WALES, Fla. – Success! Bok Tower Gardens has raised $15,544,897 toward its Preserve the Legacy, Steward the Future capital campaign. The original campaign goal of $12 million announced in February of 2014 was exceeded and the scope of projects expanded thanks to individual gifts, foundation support, and grant funding as part of a public/private partnership with the State of Florida. The projects in this campaign focus on four areas of operation deemed critical to the future health and well-being of the Gardens, including: • rejuvenation and restoration of the Tower and historic core garden •increased accessibility and circulation •creation of spaces that better tell the Gardens’ story •more youth opportunities and endowment-building to steward the future This was the largest capital expansion campaign ever undertaken by the Gardens in its 87year history. Previously, the largest fund-raising campaign was in 1994-96 when $4.5 million was raised to build the current Visitor Center. It’s an exciting time in the history of Bok Tower Gardens as we’re making the vision for our future a reality,” said Gardens’ president David Price. “Surpassing our original goal has allowed us to expand the scope of projects toward the realization of a 20-year master plan developed in 2011. Landforms are being shaped, paths are being created, and buildings 10 JANUARY 2016

are being completed,” Price said. “We’re making big improvements without changing the spirit of the Gardens.” “All of us have been deeply moved by, and grateful for, the tremendous support we received from the community and beyond,” said Cindy Alexander, one of three campaign co-chairs. “Along the way there were surprises and wonderful new opportunities to grow our vision and scope of projects even further.” “We spent considerable time talking with a diversity of people in Polk County, throughout Florida and beyond to share the vision,” said Joan Thomas, director of philanthropy for the Gardens. “We are fortunate to have multi-generational families who deeply love and care about the Gardens, and who trust in the projects we are undertaking. We also made many new friends and supporters along the way, including some ‘champions’ who joined our Board over the course of the campaign,” Thomas said. Gardens’ leadership also made sure to nurture its fund-raising efforts from within, starting with 100% Board and employee participation and extending giving opportunities to its 5,200 member households and 400+ volunteer corps. “The campaign to fund these enhancements has been very successful with the help of so many,” Price said. “We thank all the donors who have made a gift to the campaign to help us preserve the legacy and steward the future

of Bok Tower Gardens.” REJUVENATION AND RESTORATION OF THE TOWER AND HISTORIC CORE GARDEN

The 60-bell carillon Tower and historic Olmsted gardens are at the heart of Edward Bok’s legacy. To ensure this National Historic Landmark is preserved for future generations, the Tower is undergoing significant restoration to the iconic tile grilles surrounding the bell chamber. This phase of work is scheduled to be completed (and scaffolding removed) in early 2016, and as part of the expanded scope, other Tower preservation projects will begin later this summer. Critical rejuvenation projects also are taking place within the historic core garden to preserve the original design intent of landscape architect, Frederick Law Olmsted, Jr. These include a comprehensive editing and replacement of declining plants to feature a greater diversity and interest of Florida natives. Many of these plantings have already taken place, while others will be completed during the final phases of construction. INCREASED ACCESSIBILITY AND CIRCULATION

A gentle grade to a spectacular new oval walkway and special event lawn is being constructed behind the Gardens’ Visitor Center to help guests more easily find their way to Pinewood Estate, the Singing Tower, and new

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“Preserve the Legacy, Steward the Future” Campaign Co-Chairs: JF Bryan IV of Jacksonville, William Burns and Cindy Alexander of Lake Wales

expansion gardens to the north. Because increasing numbers of visitors with limited mobility utilize wheelchairs and families with young children require the use of strollers, the primary path has been re-graded and surfaced to meet ADA compliance, using materials and colors that blend with the garden setting. “Accessibility for everyone has been a really important piece of this process, so that young and old can together enjoy the entire Gardens,” Alexander said. The Blue Palmetto Café soon will offer expanded outdoor seating next to a colorful pollinator garden which will attract birds and butterflies. A new shuttle route through the core Garden has already been completed and offers a convenient pick-up point adjacent to the Visitor Center, enabling guests with limited mobility to enjoy more of an immersive garden experience. CREATION OF SPACES THAT BETTER TELL THE GARDENS’ STORY

The Exhibit Hall inside the Visitor Center will be updated with dynamic, engaging and inspiring exhibits to tell a more comprehensive story about Edward Bok, the Gardens, and the carillon. Restoration and expansion of an eight-acre area north of the historic garden will provide

visitors access to a diversity of plantings representing various Florida ecologies including an oak hammock, wet prairie, sandhill forest, wetland, and bog with 170-foot boardwalk. This new Wild Garden will showcase the rich diversity of Florida native plants and wildlife. The walk also takes visitors to the original 1929 garden entrance as designed by Olmsted. STEWARDING THE GARDENS FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS

Keeping children in touch with nature is important to building their confidence, independent spirit, critical thinking, and capacity for environmental stewardship. The new Children’s Garden just north of the Visitor Center will be a place of hands-on fun, natural beauty, learning, and creative play. This garden will teach conservation and the vital connection between animals, plants, and people. There will be beautiful art, cooling water features, vibrant plantings, a boardwalk, performance stage, and music area. Children will have things to climb on, under and through, as well as places to build, dig and create. The Discovery Center at the entrance to the Children’s Garden will offer space for programs, small classroom learning, and staging for field trips. Opening is planned for August of 2016. Adjacent to the Children’s Garden will be

a new Kitchen Garden that connects farm to table. Edible gardens surrounding an outdoor kitchen will be a welcoming destination for educational programs and events showcasing lifestyle gardening and the culinary arts. From cooking demonstrations to receptions, this area will be a hub of horticultural and culinary activity. Scheduled for a March 2016 opening, the Kitchen Garden also complements the Gardens’ new University of Florida /IFAS educational partnership to develop school and community gardening programs throughout the State. A new Center for Education and Conservation was built and opened on Gardens’ property in September as a result of this partnership. To sustain and support campaign initiatives, Bok Tower Gardens continues to invite community investment into its endowment to generate the necessary ongoing operating income. “There are still naming and recognition opportunities available through this campaign,” Thomas said. “You can make a gift in honor or memory of someone close to the Gardens, associate your name with a major feature in our new garden areas, or consider an endowed fund opportunity.” A full list of campaign recognition opportunities may be found at www.BokLegacy.org. Campaign staff may be reached at (863) 7341213 for more information. JANUARY 2016

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Two things that country music listeners complained a lot about in 2015 was lack of female country singers on the radio, and lack of actual “country” music on the radio. Maybe you recall what I wrote by “Music Consultant” Keith Hill earlier last year. He was interviewed by Country Aircheck on common problems and useful tips to help radio stations sound their best. He basically cautioned against “playing too many females” and never play them “back to back.” He also said, “If you want to make ratings in country radio, take females out.” Hill went on to say “Trust me, I play great female records and we’ve got some right now; they’re just not the lettuce in our salad. The lettuce is Luke Bryan and Blake Shelton, Keith Urban and artists like that. The tomatoes of our salad are the females,” he explained. Hill’s stance put women of country music into a whirlwind, so it looks like Nashville will be pumping out A LOT of country tomatoes for our salad in 2016!!! TARA THOMPSON: Tara’s first single is called “Someone To Take Your Place” (released to country radio Jan. 19th). She and her song are just a ball of sass wrapped in a Jack Daniels label! Take Miranda Lambert, and sprinkle some Kacey Musgraves over it and you have Tara. Big Machine Label Group CEO Scott Borchetta’s description of Pigeon Forge, Tennessee-native Tara Thompson pretty much says it all: “Tara has all the ingredients I’ve been looking for in a modern, traditional country artist. A blood relative to the one and only Loretta Lynn, her tell-all and attitude-filled songwriting and feisty personality are going to crash through the stereotypes and knock down radio stations and beer joints coast to coast.”

MAREN MORRIS: According to Huffington Post, Maren “hit number one on Billboard’s Heatseekers Albums chart in November, spurred by the success of its memorable single, “My Church.” Morris was one of the moststreamed new artists on Spotify this year--a trend that will continue when her new full-length album is released next year.” Because of her success already in 2015, Huffington named this Arlington, TX 25 year old the Number One artist to watch in 2016! SISTER C: Do you miss the Dixie Chicks music? I do! I’m not ashamed to admit that! When I first heard Sister C last year, I was instantly hooked! The three Texas sister’s harmonies are very reminiscent of the ousted Chicks trio. Like the Dixie Chicks or not, there’s no denying their talent! Sister C may look familiar to you… they were one of the X Factor finalist in 2012, mentored by Simon Cowell! Their current single is “Faint of Heart.” So if you want to get a jump on what’s coming to you this year, find these ladies on iTunes right now! It’ll literally be music to your ears! BY SARA MICHAELS Host of “On The Porch” Monday - Friday, 3pm - 7pm 97 Country WPCV, 97.5 FM JANUARY 2016

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WINTER HAVEN A.J. Slammers 508 Cypress Gardens Blvd. (863) 875 5623 Hpy Hr Everyday $6 pitchers/$2 PBR Tall Boyz Apple Lounge 2803 Recker Hwy (863) 291-0340 Happy Hr, Mon-Fri 11-7p Food Available; Daily Specials Mon, Pool Tourn Wed & Sun, Poker/Thu, Karaoke Ave. Bar by Arabellas 328 West Central Ave (863) 229-8142 Open Tue-Sat, 4p Smoke-Free Full Menu/Full Bar Beef ‘O’ Brady’s 300 Cypress Gardens Blvd (863) 293-9464

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Idle Zone (At Lake May) 615 7th Street SW (863) 875-7949 NFL & NASCAR Specials Great Food; Lunch & Dinner Fri & Sat, Karaoke 8p

Somewhere Sports Bar & Grill

Island Grill & Bar 5654 Cypress Gardens Blvd. (863) 324-7076 Daily Lunch Specials $6.99 Happy Hour Beer Buckets $11.99, $3 Wells/Hs Wine, $2 Pints Wed, Jumbo Wings .50 Sun, “Yappy Hr” 12-6p on Deck

Feb 7, Football Party

Jensen’s Corner Bar 100 3rd Street SW Smoke-free Atmosphere Outdoor Patio Live Music Jessie’s Lounge 118 3rd Street SW (863) 298-9815 Hpy Hr Mon-Fri, 4-7p Mon, Free Pool

5688 Cypress Gardens Blvd. (863) 324-7524 Mon-Sat, Hpy Hr 3-6p w/Daily Beer Specials/NFL & College Pkgs Lunch Specials Mon-Fri

Tanners Lakeside Restaur & Bar 1006 South Lake Howard Drive (863) 662-5948 Wed-Fri, Bar Open @ 4p, Kitchen @ 5p Sat & Sun open @ 11:30a Happy Hr Wed-Fri 4-6p Wed, 1/2 drink specials 4-6p Feb 7, Football Pary T L’s Old Place 2390 Ave G NW (863) 299-7924 XYZ Lounge 2793 Recker Hwy (863) 292-0401

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BRIAN’S BRAIN

By Brian Bruchey TIGGER

RIP I don’t want to get all Debbie Downer with you, or anything like that, and this may seem a bit morbid, but 2016 could be my last year among the living. In fact, it could be your last year, or someone else you know. This isn’t all doom and gloom, or heeding of the apocalypse…just logic. I could be hit by a truck tomorrow, slip in my shower and drown next week, or get stabbed to death by a frightened Christie Brinkley when she finds me hiding in her bedroom closet in August. Aside from suicide, none of us really know in advance when our time is up. I’m somewhat fascinated by death. I am intrigued by the way death finds us, and how we sometimes find people dead. There are plenty of ways I would hate to be found dead, such as: naked in the shower after three days, on the toilet, or wearing a Florida Gators shirt (I can’t imagine authorities having to explain to my family about that…what a horrible mental image that would be for them to carry around for the rest of their lives). If I could choose a way to die, I think I would like to have a sudden, yet painless heart attack while being surrounded by Hooters waitresses. Maybe I could pass away, peacefully of course, while just eating one too many Pizza Rolls. I’ve heard of “death by chocolate”, which really doesn’t exist, but death by Pizza Rolls would be awesome. I have no fear of death. A doctor could tell me that I was going to die in two weeks, and I’d be like, “Okay, well no sense in worrying about what I eat for the next fourteen days”. It may sound cold, but really, why should my own pending death bother me? It’s not like I’m going to miss anyone when I die. I’ll be dead…I won’t even miss Pizza Rolls or going to Hooters. If I go to Heaven, everything I love will be there…my family members and my pets will be there, and there will be a Hooters there that serves Pizza Rolls. If I die this year, I don’t need a fancy funeral. I don’t need a tomb-

Tigger is an eight month old short haired male cat. He is very curious and playful!

LOLA Lola is an 8 year old American Eskimo dog. She is very loving and smart, Lola knows how to sit and is potty trained.

stone. You can take my organs, and give them to someone who can use them. This, I have to admit…I don’t like the idea of my body rotting in a grave, or being donated to science to be cut up. I would prefer cremation, or better yet, put my body in a cardboard box, and drop it from the highest part of Earth’s atmosphere, letting it burn up completely as gravity and friction does away with me. But hey, I’ll be dead, so whatever gets done with my body won’t make a difference to me. I won’t know, so you could stuff my body full of Mentos, and drop me into a pool of CocaCola, and let my body go out with a bang. This is not to say that I don’t enjoy my time here, and spending time with family. I’m a logical realist though. Eventually, I’m going to die. If I had a choice between dying a peaceful death this week or a violent death in a month, I’d take the peaceful death. I don’t like pain. In fact, I’m a pansy when it comes to pain. I want to die in the least painful, cleanest, and most dignified way. I’d prefer not to lose my mind, or parts of my body, or any of my capabilities. And I’d like to go before I do anything to embarrass myself, and/or my family….which, with me, could happen at any time. So, maybe I’ll be here in 2017, and maybe you will too. Or, maybe we won’t be. Oh well, that’s life. Or actually, that’s death. Brian “Not Yet Expired” Bruchey QUESTIONS OR COMMENTS bruchey@gmail.com

BUDDY

Buddy is a 9 year old Aussie male. He came in with Lola and they love each other very much so, we are wanting to adopt them out together. They are both potty trained and very well mannered.

CHARLIE GIRL Charlie Girl is a 12 week old grey female kitten. She is super sweet and can’t wait to find her forever home!

The Humane Society of Polk County 3195 Dundee Road • Winter Haven, FL 33884 www.PolkNoKill.org • (863) 324-5227 Tuesday-Friday 11:30-6pm and Sat 10-4 pm.

Veterinarian of the Month “Doc” Mary McDaniel, Lake Alfred Animal Hospital, recently served as the chief veterinarian for the 2011 AKC/Eukanuba National Championship. The Championship which took place in Orlando, FL is scheduled to be broadcast 2/14/2012 on ABC. Before becoming a 1998 University of Florida graduate, McDaniel worked as a veterinary pharmaceutical representative. Her love for dogs traces back to when she was young and showed them. She’s always been fascinated with breeding dogs and is the only veterinarian in Florida endorsed by the ICSB, an international organization known for its very stringent breeding procedures. But McDaniel doesn’t want to just be known as a “breeding” vet, “I serve breeders, locals, and rescues equally. I love my job.” Lake Alfred Animal Hospital 105 E. Alfred Street, Lake Alfred, FL 33850

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JANUARY 2016

TID BITS TRACEY’S

By Tracey Greene

I’m Not Bah Humbug... Really!

Photo By Chris Douglas

TANNER’S LAKESIDE RESTAURANT 1006 S Lake Howard Dr, Winter Haven, FL 33880 (863) 662-5948

T&T MAG: How did you become interested in bartending? DARYL: Started out when I was 18 helping my sister. She was a manager at a local bar. Turns out, girls like bartenders, who knew... T&T MAG: How long have you been slingin’ the drinks? DARYL: All together, about 20 years. T&T MAG: What’s your customers’ favorite drink that you make (a signature drink)? DARYL: My Snowbird. Capt Morgan’s, Malibu, oj, pineapple and grenadine. With a splash of banana liquor. Tastes like summer at the beach. T&T MAG: Tell us about your customers... DARYL: We get a great crowd. All economic backgrounds. No one is a stranger with me. T&T MAG: When you aren’t working, what’s a perfect day off for you? DARYL: A quiet(or not so quiet) day at home with my wife, Carol. Hey, I’m not that old.

when. I had my first date with my wife there after it had changed hands and turned into Autumns Anchor. That date has been going on for 19 years now. T&T MAG: What’s your favorite music (in your iPod/iPhone right now)? DARYL: Showing my age, but I’m still on cd’s. Can’t figure out how to play them on an iPod. T&T MAG: Where’s your hometown? DARYL: Sodus Point, NY. On the shore of Lake Ontario T&T MAG: What’s the craziest thing you’ve seen a guy do or say to try to pick up a girl? DARYL: Guy did a total Caveman move and grabbed a girl. He’s lucky we had security to save him from her. T&T MAG: The funniest pick up line? DARYL: An oldie, but a goodie... He said, “what’s your sign?” She said, “stop.” T&T MAG: Best cure for a hangover? DARYL: Two glasses of water and a bloody mary.

T&T MAG: What’s your favorite drink? DARYL: A well made margarita. A Grand Gala floater doesn’t hurt either.

T&T MAG: Something your customers would be surprised to know about you? DARYL: Probably, that I don’t sleep in my fedora. No, actually that I’m a Shriner.

T&T MAG: Who would be your favorite celebrity (alive or dead) to share an adult beverage with? And why? DARYL: Probably Robin Williams. Extremely funny, but with great compassion for children.

T&T MAG: Do you have any hidden talents/hobbies? DARYL: They wouldn’t be hidden if I told you. I do enjoy cooking though.

T&T MAG: Tell us something interesting or cool about the restaurant/bar you work in? DARYL: The building we’re in at Tanners, started out as Sally’s shrimp boat way back

T&T MAG: When can people come by to see you at Tanners Lakeside? DARYL: Always on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights. Usually there Sunday’s too.

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Another Christmas has come and gone with all that remains are bits of wrapping paper, holiday themed gift bags, tissue paper and all the new “stuff” received that now needs to find a home amongst the other belongings in the household. And then there’s the removing of the outdoor twinkling lights, the lawn ornaments and the deconstruction of the tree to be all packed back up in boxes and plastic tubs with care waiting to make their appearance next year. Well, except in my household. I stopped decorating for Christmas years ago. If you happened by my house during the holidays, you wouldn’t be able to tell that it was Christmas until you stood outside and looked around at my neighbors’ houses. It’s not that I fell out of the spirit of Christmas because let’s face it; it’s not all about shiny baubles, strings of lights and blow up snowmen placed out in the front yard. I don’t have children so there’s not a demand for the pomp and circumstance and my pets don’t know the difference. I have, however, had friends and family (gently) nagging me about decorating the house for Christmas again. It’s not that I don’t have “stuff” to decorate with; on the contrary, I have LOTS of “stuff” in several plastic tubs filled with ornaments, snow villages and blah, blah, blah. In my twenties, I worked in retail at a better department store so each Christmas, with my big employee’s discount, I added beautiful pieces to my Christmas tree ornament collection and expanded my snow village to make a small quaint town. But then things changed for me in my late-twenties to early thirties; life gets busier, circumstances change and I also worked at the original Cypress Gardens for about 7 years and was overloaded with the Christmas “spirit” for about 2 months each year. Now, I’m not going to say that Cypress Gardens ruined Christmas for me, but when you work in and around it 24/7 then maybe you need to take a little break from it when you get home…or, in my case, it seems that I started to downsize my décor little by little during this time frame. Fast forward a few years…now into my forties, I can’t tell you when the last time I put up my Christmas tree in all its beautiful glory along with the other knick knacks and baubles that co-exist in the holiday realm. I’ve lived in my current house for 8 years, and unless I host a Christmas party…no holiday décor. I’m sure that some of my neighbors must wonder if I’m Jewish, atheist or the simply the “Grinch”.

This Years Holiday Decor.

Which is far from the truth; I enjoy the Christmas season, I enjoy all of the Christmas lights twinkling on all of the houses, and I enjoy Christmas music, as I’ve stated before, it plays in my house and in my car throughout the whole season. I did make the mistake of mentioning to friends that I had thoughts of decorating this holiday…say what! But then Thanksgiving arrived and the thoughts of dragging everything out of garage to get to all of those Christmas boxes and plastic tubs started to change my mind. And then, I started to think, if I do put all this “stuff” up then I have to tear it down, pull everything back out of the garage again to put it away. So, needless to say, as each week went by, it did not get done but I continued on as usual enjoying my Christmas music and all of my neighbors’ Christmas light displays. To appease the natives, I did put one lonely Christmas bauble on display…I called it contemporary, the friends and family called it pathetic. In addition to this, I helped put up a 26 foot corporate Christmas tree, I attended two holiday-themed fundraisers, assisted with a baby shower, four Christmas parties plus a Christmas luncheon and Christmas night and New Year’s Eve dinners…and a “partridge in a pear tree”. Man that’s a lot in just a four week time period. It’s no wonder that I stay (hide) alone on Christmas Eve with my pets, TV and boxes of Chinese food. Here’s to positive thoughts of Christmas delights and (possible) décor in 2016. I have 330 days and counting to (try) get the house ready for the Christmas season – or NOT…

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Nicoise salad

TRAIN BISTRO

TEA ROOM AND SPA

The tea menu offers an assortment of imported teas.

By Loren Spangler Photos By Chris Douglas

Sliced meat and cheese sandwich on a baguette with chips and potato salad

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Originally called Clay Cut, Haines City was platted in 1885 and named after South Florida Railroad official Colonel Henry Haines. The train depot was built circa 1912 and ran from Sanford to Tampa. The line was purchased by the Plant Railroad System and later became part of the Atlantic Seaboard Railroad. The Train Bistro & Spa is a charming restaurant, tea room, and day spa…all of which are blended comfortably inside the Haines City train station. The dining area and kitchen is in the main lobby, and the spa is located where the station master’s room and loading dock used to be. The outside boarding platform (made of brick), accommodates additional dining.

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Tomato bacon quiche

Owners Robert and Renee Friedmeyer were searching for a site for a training spa and decided to take a look at downtown Haines City. “I wanted a special place and had an idea in mind of what would fit my needs,” says Renee. “As soon as I walked through the front door, I felt it was perfect.” Renee mentioned the venerable structure had sat vacant for eight years before they found it. After Robert and Renee opened the spa, they had a lot of space left over, so they added the Tea Room. “I discovered that men did not visit tea rooms, so I decided to include a bistro where we could serve food,” she says. While visiting the establishment, customers will enjoy the quaint ambiance of the original tile floors, levers for adding water to the locomotive, high ceilings, train station logo, paintings, and a posted news story dated 1934. “Our tea menu offers an assortment of teas including green, white, black chai, and others from around the world; like oolong teas produced in the Wuyi Mountains in China, including Orchid Temple and White Ginger.” Other imports, such as Tippy Earl Grey and Sinharaja teas come from the rain forests of Ceylon. Kashmiri Chai is grown in India. In the kitchen, cook Maya Wood ensures that lunches and dinners are fresh and delicious, as well as healthy. Bistro Salads have a European background and consist of: Greek, Nicoise, Caprese, House, and Caesar. There is also Chicken Artichoke, Chicken-Bacon-Avocado, and Fresh Spring Greens with Tuna or Chicken. Lunch Sandwiches are made of Ham, Turkey, Chicken Breast, or Salami, and can be ordered with sides and a choice of bread. “In order to organize and make sure foods are fresh every day, our Bistro does not premake dishes in advance. For instance, our salads (prepared with Romaine or Spring Mix), are made fresh to order,” says Renee. “We want to do it right, and that takes time,” mentioning they are not a fast food restaurant.

PRICES Lunch $4.00-$12.00, Dinner $4.00-$15.00. When Renee is in the kitchen, she enjoys cooking her favorites. “I am not a chef. I just make foods that I know, and never cook what I don’t like,” she says. When you enter the Bistro, check the chalkboard for her specials. DESSERTS Homemade Pies, Milk Shakes, Floaters. The delicious pies are all made from scratch and vary with the season. Robert created the recipes for the pies and Renee bakes them. “Our best sellers are Apple Pear, Blueberry, Pecan, and Apple Cranberry,” says Renee. Customers claim they are the best tasting homemade pies around. Swisspro Skin Care LLC was founded in 2012 by Robert and Renee Friedmeyer and is the distributer for “Paul Scerri Geneve” products of Geneva Switzerland. “When I lived in Geneva, I was introduced to Mr. Scerri and became his technical director,” says Renee. “His vision for skin care uses essential oils, vegetal proteins, and plant extracts…a concerned approach related to the physiology of

The Spa offers Swedish Massage and Deep Tissue Massage.

the body, blood circulation, and reactivation of the inner layer tissues. You can’t activate skin from the outside,” she says. Offered at The Train Bistro & Spa are Essential Oils Facials, Body Treatments-Polish-Scrubs, Swedish Massage, Deep Tissue Massage, Waxing, Eye Makeup, Manicure-Pedicure (with or w/o Parafin), Nails, Lip-Chin-Sides, Water Retention, Ocean Mud Treatments, Essential Oil Treatments, Phyto-envelopment, Bikini Hair Removal, and Reflexology which flows energy directly to the affected area. LOCATION 1 Park Place downtown Haines City, Florida. Phone: (863) 514-4865. Hours: The Train Bistro is open Tuesday to Saturday from 11:00 a.m. to 8:00 p.m. Swisspro Day-Spa: By appointment. Closed Sunday and Monday. web: www.trainbistro.com. Email them at: swissproskincare@hotmail.com. Facebook: swissproteaspa.

BISTRO DINNER MENU Baby Back Ribs, St. Lewis Pork Steak, Pork Chop, BBQ Chicken Breast, Chicken Pot Pie, or Pasta Dish. Salad Selection is same as lunch. Bistro Daily Specials consist of Homemade Soups & Quiches. Beverages: Iced Teas, Coffee, Beer & Wine. Renee says that the Quiché, Chicken Avocado Salad, and Pulled Pork (specially prepared and cooked in house) are big sellers. SIGN UP FOR OUR NEW WEEKLY EMAIL NEWSLETTER AT WWW.TODAYANDTONIGHT.COM

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POLK COUNTY’S

RESTAURANT GUIDE To Have Your Restaurant Listed Please Call 863-401-8001 • Visit www.OnTheMenuMagazine.com for more!

AUBURNDALE SWEET MAGNOLIAS TEA & BISTRO

Relax, Sip, Enjoy! It’s our house special TEA! Gourmet teas & coffees. Fine meals & excellent desserts including our delicious, hearty lunches prepared fresh everyday! Private parties welcome! Monday-Saturday 11am-3pm. Gift certificates available. Try one of our tasty sandwiches or wraps. 212 Howard St., Auburndale 863-965-1684 www.mysweetmagnolias.com

family, slow and with lots of love.

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ing Big and Small Parties. Try our Loaded Pork Nachos hours Tueday through Saturday 11 to 8 RIBS 1428 N Combee Rd. 863-934-3824

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BEEF ‘O’ BRADY’S NORTH LAKELAND

Ribs & Special Burgers 28610 Hwy 27,Dundee 33838 • (863)588-2114

DUNDEE

BEEF ‘O’ BRADY’SxPolk County’s largest family sports pub. Happy Hour M- Sat. 4pm to 7pm. 2-4-1 cocktails all day everyday. See Website for full menu. Kids eat free Tuesdays. Blackened Dry Rub Wings 902 Old Polk City Rd. 863-419-4848 www.beefobradys.com

WILDFIRE BBQ GRILL & BAR

THE PORT STEAK & SEAFOOD

Our passion for BBQ run’s deep!! All starts with personally picking the right meat, hand rubbing it with our own secret blend of spices, letting it rest for at least twenty four hours. We at wildfire do not rush our cooking, our fires run wild but our patience runs deep. We take our sweet time to slow smoke each and every meat, as they all require their own attention and gentle love and care. It is this love and care that goes in every meal we prepare for you, just like we would for our friends and

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Lakefront casual fine dining. Generous portions, family freindly with open flame grill and award winning menu items. Award Wining Conch Fritters 16000 Lake Hatchineha Rd. 863-949-4835

LAKELAND THE BBQ SHACK

Established 2010 family owned and operated Award Winning BBQ. Everyday. Special cater-

Lakeland’s Best Family Sports Pub. 40+ HD TV’s, NFL Ticket Sundays, NCAA Gameplan Saturdays. Happy Hour 2-4-1 All Day, Everyday. Bingo Mondays from 5-6 pm. Kids Eat Free Wednesday from 4-8 pm. Trivia Night on Thursdays from 8-10 pm. Hot & Fresh Fajitas - Everyday! Chicken wings! 1070 Wedgewood Estates Blvd (863) 853-9464 www.beefobradys.com

BEEF ‘O’ BRADY’S SOUTH LAKELAND

Great Food! Great Sports! Great Family Fun! 40+ HD TV’s, NFL Ticket Sundays, NCAA Game Plan Saturdays. 2-4-1 All Day, Everyday. Coldest Beer In Town. Kids Eat Free Tuesdays & Sundays 4-8 pm. Now Featuring A Full Liquor Bar. Try Our Delicious Fajitas and Awesome Burgers! 4810 South Florida Ave (863) 646-7757 www.beefobradys.com

CHAMPINO’S ITALIAN RESTAURANT

Authentic homemade Italian cooking. Fresh, made to order meals for lunch and dinner. Happy Hour is 7 days per week from 3pm-7pm. Live music every Friday and Saturday from 8pm-11pm. Catering and big parties available and welcomed. New York style pizza, calzones, desserts! Try our Eggplant Parm 6617 N. Socrum Loop Rd. 863-937-8866 www.champinos.com

CHAMPS SPORTS BAR

Serving Polk County for over 15 years! Live Blues Guitarist Eddy Riddle 7-10, 2 for 1 house wine, Cajun food specials. Facebook specials. 6645 S. Florida Ave. #14 863-647-5900 www.champstogo.com

CHEF T’S GARDEN GRILL

es you to Central Florida’s most beautiful dining experience. Enjoy exquisite continental and American cuisine in a historic turn-of-the-century atmosphere in the historic Chiles house. Or linger over wine and appetizers on our intimate garden patio. “I Love Food And The Art Of Dining”- Chef T Veal lovers are in for a treat! 1525 E Gary Rd., Lakeland 863-687-4386

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MISTER FISH

Family owned and operated since 1968 offering the best fish sandwich around! Seafood, chicken and much more using only the best quality food and excellent service! Easily the best homemade food you’ll try! Hours Monday through Saturday 11am to 7pm and closed Sundays. Famous Fish Sandwich 715 E. Palmetto St., Lakeland 863-688-4280 www.misterfish.org

LAKE WALES BEEF ‘O’ BRADY’S

Polk County’s largest family sports pub. Happy Hour M- Sat. 4pm to 7pm. 2-4-1 cocktails all day everyday. See Website for full menu. Kids eat free Tuesdays. Over 20 Flavors of Wings 19598 US Hwy 27, 863-679-1975 www.beefobradys.com

BROCK’S SMOKEHOUSE & ACROPOLI ITALIAN

Come join us for the best BBQ in town! Established in 2003 we bring slow cooked mouth watering BBQ to all of Polk county. Combined with classic Italian dishes sure to please. Entertainment 5 nights a week. Award Winning Ribs & Pizza 823 Eagle Ridge Dr. Lake Wales www.brocksbbqitalian.com 863-318-9710

CRAZY FISH Land mark eatery in Lake Wales. Fresh fish never frozen. Fun and casual atmosphere. Lunch and dinner menu with daily specials. Mon. 4pm to 9pm. Tues. - Saturday 11:30am to 9pm. Closed Sun. Shrimp or Fresh Grouper 802 Henry St., Lake Wales (863) 676-6361

JAY BEES RESTAURANT & LOUNGE We take pride in our welcoming environment, friendly service amd famous burgers. Come in and check our daily lunch and dinner specials. Weekend specials. prime rib, frog legs, fried shrimp anc catfish. Homemade Pies 8675 Hwy 60 East, Lake Wales 863-696-1901, Find us on Facebook

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ARABELLA’S

We offer the best Italian and Mediterranean cuisine, created from the freshest ingredients. Enjoy a cocktail before or after dinner in our chic Ave Bar. At Arabellas, our dedicated service and inviting ambience makes us the premier choice for your lunch or dinner destination. Bananas Foster prepared table side. 346 W. Central Ave. Winter Haven 863-293-1797 www.arabellas.us

Seafood, Steak, Oyster Bar. Lake front dining on Lake Shipp. Early Bird: Sunday 3-5 pm and Monday-Thursday 4-6 pm. Enjoy happy hour 4-7 pm everyday. Private dining room available. Enjoy the outdoor patio. Live music Sundays 4 pm. Open 11:30 am daily. Fried Lobster & Oysters 2435 7th Street SW, Winter Haven - (863) 293-7070 www.harborsidefl.com

HARRY’S OLD PLACE

Get your Fresh Fix at Harry’s Old Place. Huge selection of fresh fish including shrimp, scallops and mussels in addition to char-grilled steaks, chicken and pasta entrees. Craft beers, eclectic wines and tempting appetizers along with a great children’s menu. Less than a mile from Legoland. Like Facebook for weekly specials. We have mobile catering, Tallulah’s Table by the Sea for private parties and events. Fish in a Bag 3751 Cypress Gardens Rd., Winter Haven 863-324-0301 www.harrysoldplace.com

IDLE ZONE BAR & GRILL

Located on Lake May (chain of lakes) with a brand new dock. Serving fresh, homemade lunch and dinner. AMAZING WINGS! Live music, karaoke and games. Totally remodeled atmosphere, clean and non-smoking inside. Outside patio seating. Hot and Fresh Wings 615 7th St., Winter Haven 863-875-7949

LA FLOR DE ESPANA BAKERY & RESTAURANT

Authentic Cuban, Puerto Rican and Spanish cuisine. Fresh baked breads, pastries and desserts. $3.99 breakfast specials. Cold beer and wine. Warm, friendly atmosphere. Free WiFi. Large groups welcomed. Catering available. Open from Monday-Thursday from 7 am to 7 pm. Friday & Saturday 7 am to 9pm. Cuban Sandwich, Pastries, Breakfast. 200 Post Ave SW, Winter Haven 863-299-1122 or 863-299-2626

PAPPY’S GRILL

Located inside of the WH airport, Pappy’s prides themselves on fresh, fabulous food prepared to perfection! Southern favorites, breakfast & lunch, open daily 7am-2pm. Comfortable atmosphere with great service. Enjoy your meal overlooking the beautiful air strip. Need catering? Florida BBQ & Catering Co. is at your service. Elvis Pancakes 2073 Highway 92 W. (863) 268-8240

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Improving Your Memory in the New Year; Are You Sure You Want to Do That? Many people will make a resolution in this New Year to improve their memory skills. It’s not a bad idea, but I have a different take. Do we really need to remember so much information? Some of you might. Go for it! However, in my mental health practice, it’s sometimes over-active memories to that can cause problems. If memories are all negative, their brain assumes the future will be negative. If it’s all positive, they may forget how often someone or something has caused them pain and will get back in a toxic situation. Balance negative and positive memories for good health, but don’t try to recall it all. Look back too much; you will get off course. There’s a reason a rear view mirror is tiny. There’s a reason a windshield is so big. Move forward! Better yet hang your head out of the window and think like a dog. Take in the sights as they appear and let them go as a new one takes its place. Think like Forrest Gump. He lacked the capacity to overthink, judge or remember too much. He was not stupid. He was simple and very successful. My resolution is to declutter my brain. It has limited memory, like a computer. The more I learn, the less I know. It’s humbling.

Also like a computer, there’s too much information out there. I take in information as needed and click the browsers off when I don’t. People who meditate know this secret. They are the happiest. They think one tiny positive thought over and over. They dismiss other fleeting thoughts. It calms the brain. Again, it’s much like a dog. Dogs don’t think back. They don’t remember they chewed up your favorite shoes last year, so they don’t make future decisions based on guilt and unworthiness. They don’t worry about the future. They’re masters of living in the moment. As we age, we get forgetful. I was going to write a book about life over 50. It would have three pages. Page 1-Where’s my keys? Page 2-Where’s my glasses? Page 3-Now why did I come in this room? If we really needed a great memory, our brain would do that. It must not be necessary. When we get really old all we remember is our long term stuff like childhood and our youth. It’s mostly the good old days. What’s wrong with that? Happy New Year and cheers to this good new day! QUESTIONS OR COMMENTS info@todayandtonight.com JANUARY 2016

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Arts, Crafts & Festivals Downtown Bartow Antique Fair – Jan 9. Held the 2nd Saturday of each month, antique vendors set up along the sidewalks in downtown Bartow. No charge for public; $20 for vendors. Located E Main Street, Bartow. Sat, 8-2 pm. Lake Wales Farmers Market – Jan 9 & 23. The Lake Wales Farmer’s Market features locally grown produce and more on the 2nd and 4th Saturday of each month. Located Park Ave & Stuart Ave, Lk Wales. Sat, 9-12 pm. Thursday Squared Food Truck Rally – Jan 14. Presented by Downtown Lakeland Partnership. 20+ food trucks line up around Munn Park to sell their unique cuisine every second Thursday, 6-9 pm. Located downtown Lakeland, 201 E. Main Street. Call for more info.

Concealed weapons classes daily. Sat, 9-5 pm and Sun, 9-4 pm. Cost - $12 (16 & under free with adult). Visit www.lakelandgunshow.com for more info. CityCon 2016 – Jan 22 & 23. CityCon, Return of the Con, Episode II. Fans of Comics, Sci-Fi, Horror, Gaming, Cosplay and Pop Culture unite for the second annual CityCon. Enjoy vendors, interactives, exhibits, cosplay and more. Located in the downtown Auburndale area. Fri & Sat, 11am-10pm. www.auburndalefl.com for more info. 3rd Annual Chili in the Park – Jan 23. Enjoy the chili cook-off and classic car in Downtown Haines City. Benefit for the Habitat for Humanity of East Polk County. Enjoy chili sampling ($10 for “tasting card”), food vendors, cold beer, kiddie games and live music from Steel Horse Band. Located Lake Eva Park, 555 Ledwith Ave, Haines City. Sat, 11:30am-4:30pm. Check out www. chiliinthepark.com for more info. Lake Wales Car Show – Jan 23. Display of custom, classic, street rods, & antique cars and trucks in Historic Downtown Lake Wales on the 4th Saturday every month. Stroll and admire the cool antique, custom and classic cars of yesteryear while enjoying music, enchanting shops, and the unique restaurants of charming downtown Lake Wales. Located East Stuart Ave, Lk Wales. Sat, 4-8 pm.

Downtown Throwdown Skateboard Contest & Street Party – Jan 15 & 16. Free Admission, Live Bands: Bukue One and Beebs And Her Money Makers. Food Vendors, Beer Garden and Cash Prizes. Benfiting Autism & Alzheimer’s Awareness. Contact Robbie at Jessie’s Lounge for details.

4th Saturday Market Downtown Winter Haven – Jan 23. A free community event, family and pet friendly. Market may offer food trucks, antiques, paint artists, jewelry artists, hand made soaps hand-made local furniture, balloon artists, facial paintings, local crafts, local raw honey, local fresh goods, non-profit organizations with great needs, kettle corn, all natural and fresh ingredients Popsicles, fresh produce and veggies, lots of home-made products from cottage industry, seasonal local grown fruits and vegetables, live music top 40s and Jazz by Nick Herbert, book signing by local authors, and very especially provide to the city residents with a great quality life experience. Bring your chair and enjoy the beautiful live music played by Nick Herbert. Free event. Everyone welcome. Located Central Park Downtown, Virginia Miller Park, Winter Haven. Sat, 9-3 pm.

Cypress Gardens Water Ski Team – Jan 16. Free Water Ski Show. Concessions with snacks, drinks and t-shirts/hats are available. Bring your blanket or lawn chair for seating. Third Saturday on beautiful Lk Silver. Located Martin Luther King Jr Park, 100 Lk Silver Dr, Winter Haven. Sat, 3:45-5:30 pm. www. cypressgardenswaterskiteam.com

5th Annual Winter Fundraiser: American Bandstand – Jan 23. Against All Odds Scholarship Foundation fundraiser. Cheeseburgers, Hotdogs, French Fries, Finger Foods. Cash Bar. Raffles. Live DJ. Located Lake Eva Banquet Hall, Haines City. Sat, 6:30 pm. Cost - $35 per person. www. robinwagmanaaoo.org for more info.

Lakeland Gun Show – Jan 16 & 17. Buy, Sell or Trade. One of the largest gun shows in the southeast with over 600 tables and hundreds of exhibitors. Located at the Lakeland Center.

Central Florida Rum and Food Experience – Jan 23. Benefit for the Lakeland Kiwanis Clubs. The ultimate rum event for rum drinkers, rum aficionados and rum lovers! This event

Main Street Bartow Friday Fest – Jan 15. A downtown street party featuring a live band, food & beverages, open car cruise-in, and activities for children. Different theme each month. Located E. Main Street, Bartow. Fri, 6-9 pm.

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will tease not only the palate but educate the mind as well! Located at the Lakeland Center. Sat, 4-7 pm. Cost - $50; rum tastings and food samplings, VIP $75; early entrance at 3 pm w/ commemorative rum glass, rum tastings and food samplings. Visit www.rumandfood.com for more info. Snowbird Extravaganza – Jan 26 & 27. This fun-filled event includes hundreds of exhibits, keynote speakers, interactive feature areas, and world-class entertainment. Our Snowbird Extravaganza venue is well known to Florida consumers and boasts more than 80,000 square feet of renovated show space. Located at the Lakeland Center. Free entertainment. Tues & Wed, 9-4:30 pm. Visit www. thelakelandcenter.com for more info. 38th Annual Gator Cutlery Club Knife Show – Jan 29 to 31. Custom, Modern & Antique knife show. Located at the Lakeland Center. Fri, 10-5 pm. Sat, 9-5 pm and Sun, 9-3 pm. Cost - $5 1-day pass, $8 2-day pass, $10 3-day pass. Visit www.gatorcutlery.com or www.thelakelandcenter.com for more info. 20th Annual Lakeland PigFest – Jan 29 & 30. Join the Lakeland Pigfest Board of Directors and over 150 BBQ teams for a weekend of good eatin’, good friends and good tunes to benefit Lakeland-area charities. Located at Tiger Town, Lakeland. Fri, 5-10 pm and Sat, 10-5 pm. Annual Kiwanis Pancake Festival – Jan 30. Benefit for the Winter Haven Kiwanis. Enjoy food, raffles and entertainment. New location: St. John’s Methodist Church, 1800 Cypress Gardens Blvd., Winter Haven. Sat, 7am to 12pm. Cost - $7 all-you-can-eat (kids 5 and under are free). Visit www.winterhavenkiwanis. org for more info. River Ranch RV Resort Craft Show – Jan 30. Handmade offerings by local crafters. Find unusual and unique items for sale. Located in the Mustang Center, 30529 River Ranch Blvd, River Ranch (Hwy 60 East, 25 miles east of Lk Wales). Sat, 9am-1pm.

Garden Bros. Circus – Feb 6. A family tradition for over 100 years! Exploding with highflying daredevils, Motorcycle Extreme Stunt Team, The Wheel of Death, Cowboy Poodle, Clowns, Camels, Zebras, Jugglers, Contortionists and the largest & smallest horse! A Real Family Adventure! Enjoy our Fun Zone with rides and activities. Meet and greet all the characters. Cotton Candy, Popcorn, Funnel Cakes, Sno Cones and More. One and a half hours of surprises with sound, lights, music & special effects that’ll blow you away! Sat, 1:30 pm & 5:30 pm. Tickets at www. thelakelandcenter.com 2016 Polk Senior Games – Feb 27 to Mar 14. Two weeks of Olympic-style athletic and recreational events for men and women 50 and years and over. Individual, partner and team events. Registrations begin in January until February 10th. Closing ceremony held at the Lakeland Center. Cost - $10 entry (for first event), $3 each for additional events up to $28 max. (some events have additional fees). Visit www.polkseniorgames.org for more info. First Friday “Downtown/College Town” – Feb 5. An evening of free family friendly entertainment, activities, live music, art receptions, a car show, and, of course, the chance to check out a great, locally-owned restaurant or retail establishment. Monthly themed event. February features the five major colleges and universities. Located Downtown Munn Park/Kentucky Ave, Lakeland. Fri, 6-9 pm.

Concerts & Theatre Lundyville Music Hall – Wednesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays. Wed, 7:30-10 pm; Acoustic Stage Open Mic. Performers and audience free. Thurs, 6-10 pm; Country Nights with Simple Country Band. $5 admission. Sat, 6-10 pm; Karaoke Night. Located Lake Juliana Boating & Lodging, 600 Lundy Road, Auburndale. (863) 984-1144 or www.lundyville. com for more info. Shen Yun – Jan 5 & 6. Through the universal language of music and dance, Shen Yun weaves a wondrous tapestry of heavenly realms, ancient legends, and modern heroic tales, taking audiences on a journey through 5,000 years of Chinese culture with stunning beauty and tremendous energy. A Shen Yun performance features the world’s foremost classically trained dancers, a unique orchestra blending East and West, and dazzling animated backdrops—together creating one spectacular performance. Located at the Lakeland Center. Tues & Wed, 7:30 pm.

Mardi Gras – Feb 5 & 6. Friday: Lake Wales Mardi Gras 5K and Street Party with live music, food, beer from 6 pm to midnight. Mardi Gras 5K run at 6 pm, register at www.lwmardigras. com. Saturday: Street Party all day with live music, food, vendors, beer garden and kids activities from 10 am to 11 pm. Mardi Gras Parade at 3 pm. All in downtown Lake Wales. www.lwmardigras.com Smoke on the Water – Feb 6. BBQ competition and festival. Live entertainment and music all day. Benefit for the Citrus Center Boys & Girls Clubs of East Polk. Located at the Boys & Girls Club, 2400 Havendale Blvd, Winter Haven. Sat, 10-5:30 pm. $5 Premier Parking, $1 Admission. Contact Kevin Ward (863) 604-7817 for more info.

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Cost - $60, $80, $100, $120, $150. Visit www. shenyun.com for more info.

VIP $55. Visit www.thegalaoftheroyalhorses. com for more info.

pm. Cost - $18 Adults, $9 Students. www. flsouthern.edu for more info.

Ron White Live! – Jan 8. Comedian Ron “Tater Salad” White first rose to fame as the cigar-smoking, scotch-drinking funnyman from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour phenomenon, but now as a chart-topping Grammy-nominated comedian and a feature film actor, Ron White has established himself as a star in his own right. All four of his comedy albums charted No. 1 on the Billboard Comedy Charts. He has sold over 14 million albums (solo and with the Blue Collar Comedy Tour), been nominated for two Grammys, and over the past ten years (since 2004) been one of the top three grossing standup comedians on tour in America. Located at the Lakeland Center. Fri, 7:30 pm. Cost - $41.75. For mature audiences! Visit www.thelakelandcenter.com for more info.

Peppa Pig Live! – Jan 20. More fun than a muddy puddle! Peppa Pig, star of the toprated TV series airing daily on Nick Jr., is hitting the road for her first-ever U.S. theatrical tour, Peppa Pig’s Big Splash! By popular demand, the live stage show will visit nearly 100 cities starting this November. Peppa Pig’s Big Splash! promises to be the perfect theatre show for all pre-schoolers! Located at the Lakeland Center. Wed, 6 pm. Cost $27, $37, VIP Party Pass $147. Visit www. thelakelandcenter.com for more info.

Jeff Little Trio Concert – Jan 30. Join the Lake Wales Arts Council for an evening of traditional old-time country, bluegrass, rockabilly and blues. Located at the Updike Hall in the PSC Lake Wales Center, 1099 State Road 60 East, Lake Wales. Sat, 7:30 pm. Tickets: $15 Arts Council members; $20 non-members; $5 students. www. lakewalesartscouncil.org for more info.

Adam Trent – Jan 12. NY Theatre Guide describes Adam Trent, star of the hit Broadway Show “The Illusionists, “ as “so amazing, it’s hard to put into words. Your eyes will deceive you, your heartbeat will race, and your mind will be blown!” His interactive performances are part magic, part concert, and part stand-up comedy but 100% out-of-this world incredible! Prepare to leave the theatre transformed by this magical tour de force. This is your chance to experience one of the world’s most amazing illusionists like never before! Located at the Lakeland Center. Tues, 7:30 pm. Cost - $36, $44, $65. Visit www.thelakelandcenter.com for more info. Menopause The Musical – Jan 13. The show that’s brought joy to millions worldwide is proving that laughter truly is the best medicine. With a cast of breast cancer survivors and co-survivors, Menopause The Musical is partnering with Susan G. Komen to offer inspiration, sisterhood, and hope. Four women at a lingerie sale have nothing in common but a black lace bra and memory loss, hot flashes, night sweats, not enough sex, too much sex and more! This hilarious musical parody set to classic tunes from the 60’s, 70’s, and 80’s will have you cheering and dancing in the aisles! Menopause The Musical: The Survivor Tour Benefiting Susan G. Komen is the first of its kind, donating a portion of every ticket sale directly to the ongoing effort to save lives and end breast cancer forever. Located at the Lakeland Center. Wed, 7:30 pm. Cost - $33, $40. Visit www.thelakelandcenter.com for more info. Jackie Evancho – Jan 16. She dazzled American television audiences at age 10 with her perfect, beautiful soprano voice gaining global recognition with her stunning debut on NBC’s America’s Got Talent. Jackie was immediately signed to Columbia Records where she released a string of successful albums including O Holy Night, Dream With Me, Heavenly Christmas and Songs from the Silver Screen. Jackie’s amazing journey continues with the all-new Awakening international tour. Located at the Lakeland Center. Sat, 7:30 pm. Cost - $45, $55, $65. Visit www. thelakelandcenter.com for more info. The Gala of the Royal Horses – Jan 17. Audience will experience the excitement, splendor, and majesty of the Gala of the Royal Horses. The Gala of the Royal Horses is a spectacular entertainment event combining the most beautiful horses in the world with live performer creating a breathtaking event for the entire family. The Gala of the Royal Horses is a “must see” for horse lovers and families. Located in the George Jenkins Arena at the Lakeland Center. Sun, 4 pm. Cost - $25, $35,

Ballroom with a Twist – Jan 21. Features celebrity pros from Dancing with the Stars, dancing with finalists from So You Think You Can Dance along with live vocals provided by finalists from American Idol. The performance will include featured dancers from So You Think You Can Dance including Legacy, Nick Garcia, Jonathan Platero and Randy Strong. Other featured dancers include CJ Bair, Magda Fialek, Jaymz Tuaileva, Patricia Kaniowski, Oksana Dmytrenko, Kiki Nyemchek, Tony Pututau, Anya Fuchs and Amy Bennett. Ballroom With A Twist is the “who’s who” of the dance and singing world, joining together a myriad of talents for an evening of samba, waltz, foxtrot, quickstep and jive. Located at the Lakeland Center. Thurs, 7:30 pm. Cost - $36, $44, Pit $65. Visit www.thelakelandcenter.com for more info. Always…Patsy Cline – Jan 22 to 31. Presented by the Lakeland Community Theatre. Always…Patsy Cline is more than a tribute to the legendary country singer. Based on a true story about Cline’s friendship Louise Seger, who befriended the star in a Texas honky-tonk in l961, and continued a correspondence with Cline until her death. The musical play includes many of Patsy’s unforgettable hits such as Crazy, I Fall to Pieces, Sweet Dreams and Walking After Midnight…27 songs in all. Located Lk Mirror Theatre, 121 S. Lake Ave, Lakeland. Fri & Sat, 7:30 pm. Sun, 2 pm. Cost - $22 Adults, $20 Seniors (55 & up), $15 College Students w/ID, $10 Children (12 & under). Rated PG-13. Visit www.lakelandcommunitytheatre.com for more info. A Night at the Opera: Die Fledermaus – Jan 23. Presented in English. The Imperial Symphony Orchestra in collaboration with the Florida Southern College present this year’s annual night at the opera. Based on a light-hearted story straight from Vienna, this charming operetta will delight you with its beautiful costumes, stunning sets, and exquisite music. Located Branscomb Auditorium, Florida Southern College, 111 Lake Hollingsworth Dr, Lakeland. Sat, 7 pm. Cost - $60, $40 Adults. $15 Students w/ID. www.imperialsymphony.org for more info. Roll Over Beethoven with Julian G – Jan 28. An internationally known pianist, composer, and recording artist, Julian Gargiulo brings his unique mix of programming and concertizing to this intriguing performance event. As a dynamic classical pianist, Mr. Gargiulo renders the compositions of renowned masters with extraordinary passion and precision, often juxtaposing them against his own jazz-infused compositions. In a “no-rules” approach, his informal style of presentation imbues the concert experience with complete accessibility, as he fills the concert hall with charm, humor, and charisma. Located Branscomb Auditorium, Florida Southern College, 111 Lake Hollingsworth Dr, Lakeland. Thurs, 7:30

The Tenors – Feb 1. This is the amazing opportunity to hear The Tenors like you’ve never heard them before. Since their formation in 2007, they have performed more than 500 concerts on five continents, made 150 television appearances and were featured at the 2010 Vancouver Olympic opening ceremonies. Among the artists with whom they have performed are Paul McCartney, Sting, Sheryl Crow, Andrea Bocelli and Sarah McLachlan. They have sold almost 1 million albums around the world and are back with their newest hit album Under One Sky. Located at the Lakeland Center. Mon, 7:30 pm. Cost - $36, $44, $120 Pit plus VIP meet & greet packages available. www.thelakelandcenter. com for more info. Buddy; The Buddy Holly Story – Feb 2. Now in its 25th amazing year, the “World’s Most Successful Rock n’ Roll Musical” continues to thrill audiences around the world. BUDDY tells the story of Buddy Holly through his short yet spectacular career, and features the classic songs, “Peggy Sue,” “That’ll Be The Day,” “Not Fade Away,” “Oh Boy”, Ritchie Valens’ “LaBamba”, The Big Bopper’s “Chantilly Lace” and many more! Located at the Lakeland Center. Tues, 7:30 pm. Cost - $45, $50, $60, $65. www.thelakelandcenter.com for more info. Brass Synergy – Feb 2. As varied in appearance as in sound, the instruments of the brass family contribute regularly to the pageantry of life’s most important occasions. Whether played singly or in various combinations, they produce a wide range of sounds from noble to profound, creating colors and moods that are uniquely – well, brass! FSC’s brass faculty (and friends) unites to present an array of varied styles and genres, individually and collectively, in a salute to the beauty and power of brass. Located Anne MacGregor Jenkins Recital Hall, Florida Southern College, 111 Lake Hollingsworth Dr, Lakeland. Tues, 7:30 pm. Cost – free, open to public. www.flsouthern.edu for more info. Who’s Bad; The Ultimate Michael Jackson Tribute Band – Feb 4. This live performance is an unrivaled celebration of pop music’s one true King. Their power-packed performance of Michael Jackson’s expansive catalog has ignited crowds on every continent and can only be described as a jaw-dropping, musical mustsee. As the longest-running Michael Jackson tribute band, and the only one to predate his untimely passing. Whether you idolized the Jackson 5, fell in love to “Human Nature,” or learned to moonwalk to “Billie Jean,” WHO’S BAD is the ultimate music-and-dance driven Michael Jackson homage. Located at the Lakeland Center. Thurs, 8 pm. Cost - $34, $42, $49. www.thelakelandcenter.com for more info.

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to students and they created the answers and were the showcase. It was another humbling experience. Many people get in this box where they are an expert on one little tiny thing but the truth is we all want to be recognized. There needs to be someone called, The Appreciator.” Her book and the following poem from it reflect her spirit of this concept. LIGHT OF SPECIAL KINDNESS I am a collection of poems, An ongoing plot, A series of events, A work in progress. I am the water, the earth, and the sun. I am the wholeness of everyone. Carved sand savage from ages past, Dust, earth, water, light.

By Mary Joye

CHLOE WARNER GAMBLE

Author & Illustrator Of “Holding My Breath” This New Year is a great time to reveal an artist and author who finished 2015 by crossing off an entry from her bucket list. Chloe Warner Gamble wanted to write and illustrate a book for a long time. It is a high-quality work available on Amazon.com. This collection of poetry, prose and paintings touch hearts in universal ways from Chloe’s personal perspective. When asked about the main themes, Chloe begins, “Love, kindness and…sexual tension.” We laugh. Chloe continues, “I love to write about silly stuff.” Chloe broke into a song she wrote about her dog and smiled, “Things that are light and easy are important.” Her songwriting evolved in her childhood home of Canada. “Writing songs just comes to you. Melodies come to your head if you love music. That’s the best part about poetry, too. The ones you have to labor over aren’t as good. I go around the house making songs out of everything! My husband Dennis and I have doggie operas at our house.” She borrows the melody from Beethoven’s 5th Symphony and sings “You’re a good dog, you’re a good dog!” More laughter ensues. “I haven’t studied music. I think it flows out of your veins. I taught myself to play the guitar and worked up to a twelve-string. 28 JANUARY 2016

I hope to play bass and get a band going. I think that would be so much fun. Singing makes you feel good, too. I used to sing the Hallelujah Chorus in high school with all the harmony parts.” She is also a self-taught artist. “I didn’t study painting either. I got books from the library. My sister taught me how to paint one bamboo stalk. It was simple and elegant and it got me going. I love color. When I found I didn’t have to be a realist, I just took off! My work is loose. I’m a loose woman!” There is more laughter. She described her process, “I like the splosh of blending colors. I like it that I don’t know much about painting. It keeps me young to learn something new. When we learn new things we’re reminded we don’t know everything. It’s humbling.” Chloe does know a lot, though. She taught writing and literature as a professor at Polk State and says, “Encouraging young people is wonderful. They’re so un-jaded at that age. There aren’t a lot of filters. You can make or break a person when they’re young. If you bring out their talents, you can be a pivotal part of their life decisions.” The humor she shared is backed up by serious philosophy. “I used the Socratic method to teach. I posed questions in open forums

Take me soaring to the farthest star, Bring me home to the deepest deep. Journey through me, oh Light of special kindness. The laughter now brought a tear. “I think everyone needs kindness. It’s different for each person. Many people give condolences but not many get in on the nitty-gritty need of another person because it might be inconvenient.” Self-kindness is another experience she imparted. Chloe smiled as she expressed, “It’s not that I don’t care if anyone reads this book, but I’m not promoting it. I wrote it for me. The idea for this book with paintings came at a time of reinvention in my life. It was a project that made me want to improve and propelled me into a world of color.” Vibrant images compliment the text. I asked her to return to teaching and talk to the reader who may have an artistic endeavor on their bucket list. “Just get in there and give it a try,” she cheered. “Just jump in. Don’t think too much. With self-publishing now, it’s not elitist and it’s democratic. Like YouTube; you don’t have to know anyone to be seen. You can just be out there. That’s what today is, isn’t it?” Yes! She concludes, “I am awed by young people today and their technological skills. I don’t like it when people shake their heads and judge them. They know how to put themselves out there and access information. They’re fabulous!” So are you Chloe Warner Gamble! Thank you for making the new year more hopeful and teaching us to flourish.

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include Marianne Banales, the owner of Rocket

son Center for the Visual and Performing Arts

Fizz in Lakeland and Tampa, who was featured

theater students are crafting a spooky perfor-

the second annual City Con:

on “Undercover Boss;” John Marcotte, a TED-X

mance at the Historic Baynard House. The Polk

Return of the Con. The

featured speaker and founder of Heroic Girls and

County School District’s Career Academies will

event will be held in Auburn-

Dr. Paul Bearer II.

showcase its technology and there will be much

The Force is strong in the City of Auburndale for

dale’s downtown facilities Jan.

Learning how to land roles in major motion

more entertainment. Commemorative badges

films and getting a movie distributed through

and bracelets will be sold as passes. The fees are

cosplay are summoned to the city

HBO and Cinemax will be among the panel dis-

as follows: $15 for Friday/Saturday and $10 for

to defend the Polk universe. Celebri-

cussions featured at the event. Door prizes will

Saturday only. Student passes are $5 daily. Must

be given at every panel discussion and a raffle

have student ID. Children 5 and under are free.

will be held for life-size replicas of a storm troop-

Passes are available for sale on the City Con’s

er and Darth Vader. In addition to the panel

website. For more information visit the City Con

the “Hunger Games”; and John Armijo whose

discussions, there will also be a Cosplay contest

website at http://auburndalefl.com/citycon or the

film credits include “Dawn of the Planet of the

with cash awards, vendors, exhibits, performanc-

Apes” and “GI Joe Retaliation.” Other guests

es, live music, gaming and much more. Harri-

City Con Facebook page at www.facebook.com/ auburndalecitycon. #citycon

22-23, 2016. Superheroes in

ty guests include DC & Marvel Comics writer Chuck Dixon; Michael Jaegers, who has been featured in the “Walking Dead” and

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CITYCON SCHEDULE FRIDAY, JAN 22nd EXPO PREVIEW at the Civic Center 12 p.m.-9 p.m.  PANEL DISCUSSIONS at the Senior Center 4:30-5:30 p.m. COSPLAY FOR CONVENTIONS: No Comic Book Convention would be complete without its main characters: the cosplayers. Come learn what it takes to make the best costumes, how to become a professional Cosplayer and the role social media plays. Panelists: Elsa of Auburndale, Tracy Adams, Guardians of Justice, Cospital, Dale Shirah 5:30 p.m.-6:30 p.m. MAKING A MASSIVE MOVIE WITH MINIMAL MONEY: And You Films will discuss how it made the motion picture

FlashBack. The movie was featured at the Cannes Film Festival, where it obtained a worldwide distribution, including airings on HBO and Cinemax. Flashback has screened at numerous venues, including the Daytona Beach Film Festival where it received the “Audience Choice” Award. And You Films has appeared at other Comic Book Conventions including Ancient City Con, Geekonomicon and UmiCon. Moderated by And You Films   6:30 p.m. Special Screening of Flash Back

SATURDAY, JAN 23rd EXPO at the Civic Center 9 a.m. to 9 p.m.

creative with a custom-made miniature light saber and get your nerd on with the minions. 9:30 a.m.-10:30 a.m. GOING UNDERCOVER: The ROCKET FIZZ STORY: Marianne Banales is the proprietor of Rocket Fizz in Lakeland & Tampa. In 2015, she was featured on ABC’s “Under Cover Boss.” In addition to its cool drinks and nostalgia candy, Rocket Fizz features some of the best swag in comic book/sci-fiction must have items. Marianne will share her story of opening Rocket Fizz and what it was like being featured on a reality TV show. Moderated by Tracy Adams. CONTINUED NEXT PAGE

PANEL DISCUSSIONS at the Senior Center 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Whimsical World of the Public Library (Historic Depot): Get

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10:30 a.m. SPOOKY PERFORMANCE AT THE HISTORIC BAYNARD HOUSE (Part 1): Spooky Performance at the Historic Baynard House: Come watch the Harrison Center for the Visual & Performing Arts put on a spooktacular performance. Hosted by Dr. Paul Bearer II 11:30 a.m. -12:30 p.m. SAVE THE UNIVERSE LIKE A GIRL: Katniss Everdeen, the heroine in the Hunger Games trilogy has changed the game of the female superhero. More women comic book characters are emerging in print, on t.v. and film as a force to be reckoned. Our panel of experts discussed gender roles in comic book narratives and how that has impacted how storylines are portrayed in graphic novels and in film. Panelists: John Marcotte, founder of Heroic Girls, Chuck Dixon, DC and Marvel Comics writer; Florida Polytechnic Professor Dr. Christina Drake and Florida Poly SGA President Veronica Perez. Moderated by David Simpson. 1:15 p.m. to 1:35 p.m. SPOOKY PERFORMANCE AT THE HISTORIC BAYNARD HOUSE (Part 2): Spooky Performance at the Historic Baynard House: Come watch the Harrison Center for the Visual & Performing Arts put on a spooktacular performance. Hosted by Dr. Paul Bearer II   1:45-2:45 p.m. HOW TO LAND ROLES IN MAJOR MOTION FILMS & TV SERIES: The Hunger Games, Terminator, GI Joe Retaliation, AMC’s The Walking Dead, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes and NCIS are some of the blockbuster films and tv series that have featured our celebrity guests. They will tell you what it was like working with the industry’s leading actors and how to break into Hollywood in supporting roles. Panelists: Michael Jaegers and John Armijo Moderated by TBA   3:00 -4:00 p.m. ANIME: THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE WEIRD: Join Anime Sushi, Orlando’s Premier Anime Club, and discover the best, the worst and the nonsense anime TV series that premiered in 2015. There will be plenty of suggestions to appeal to all genre tastes. Moderated by Anime Sushi of Orlando COSTUME PARADE AND COSPLAY CONTEST 4:00p.m. -5:30 p.m. Participants will walk the red-brick path of the perimeter of the park. The parade starts from the depot and then ends at the stage. ACTIVITIES Gaming Bus (West Park Street) 9 a.m. - 5p.m. Fan Club Displays (Senior Center) 9 a.m.- 5 p.m. Ike’s Eats & Treats Video Arcade (103 Main St.) 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Fantasy Suite sponsored by Polk Career Academies. Flight Simulation Devices life-sized Operation Game and techno-robotics (Recreation Hall) 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Prop Car Displays (West Park Street) 9 a.m. -4 p.m. Interactive Games (West Park Street) 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Street Entertainment (West Park Street) 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Concert Band Stage in Downtown Park 12 p.m. - 3 p.m. Baynard House Spooky Tour (208. W. Lake Ave.) 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. Superheroes’ After Party A Special Nerd Nite of Orlando Edition (Brew Pop, 2122 W. U.S. 92) Special menu for City Con attendees and free drink special for those who come in costume. 7:00 p.m. - 9:30 p.m.

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Chuck Dixon

American comic book writer, best known for his work on the Marvel character the Punisher and on the DC character Batman in the 1990s and early 2000s.

John Armijo

Stunt man for several movies including; Keanu, Man Down, Terminator Genisys, Jurassic World, The D Train, The Best of Me, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, G.I. Joe: Retaliation

Michael Jaegers

When The Walking Dead held open casting calls for zombies in Season 2, Michael Jaegers was one of the lucky ones selected.

Creators of Flashback the Movie

Marianne Banales Owner of three Rocket Fizz stores and was the surprise star on ‘Undercover Boss’.

John Marcotte

Founder of Heroic Girls, challenges the audience to look beyond what is labeled as “girly” or “feminine”.

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THE GALA OF THE ROYAL HORSES Triumphantly Returns to Lakeland Gallop Into The New Year at The Lakeland Center Sunday, January 17th at 4pm Majestically galloping into The Lakeland Center’s Jenkins Arena, THE GALA OF THE ROYAL HORSES returns Sunday, January 17th at 4pm.Tickets go on sale to the public Monday, November 2nd at 9:30am for $25.00, $35.00 and $55.00* (service charges will apply) and are available at The Lakeland Center Box Office, by calling 863-834-8111, online at thelakelandcenter.com or by calling the 24-hour ticketing line 888-397-0100. Discounts are available at the box office for children 12 years of age and under and Seniors 60 years of age and older. Groups of 10 or more will receive a discount by calling 863834-8137. THE GALA OF THE ROYAL HORSES features the Andalusian, Friesian, Lipizzaner and Arabian breeds showcasing the amazing beauty and maneuvers including the stunning drills once used on the battlefield now known as “The Airs Above The Ground”. Along with the magnificent stallions, Spanish

flamenco dancers in authentic vibrant costumes and accompanied by the mellow notes of a guitar will bring the sights and sounds of Spain only a heartbeat away. THE GALA OF THE ROYAL HORSES is created, produced and led by world-renowned riding master Rene Gasser. The Royal Horses of Europe are some of the most celebrated in history, favored for centuries by royalty, equestrian riders and bullfighters and this performance will celebrate the tradition, athleticism and grace of these revered creatures. “The unique qualities of the Royal Horses single them out from all other breeds in the Equine world. Their physical beauty & grace, coupled with exceptional courage and nobility make them an object of admiration and a source of inspiration for horse lovers everywhere,” says Gasser. In the south of Spain, the tradition of flamenco dancing is rivaled only by the tradition of breeding fine Spanish horses and the breeds have

been featured in portraits with European royalty, used in multiple movies and are extremely popular among riders. For the last ten years Gasser has toured in Australia and abroad with his various productions, which include THE GALA OF THE ROYAL HORSES, LIPIZZANER’S WITH THE STARS, EQUESTRA and EL CABALLO BLANCO. Gasser is excited to bring an all-new revamped production of Gala of The Royal Horses to audiences across North America. The Lakeland Center offers a full variety of sporting events, concerts and shows. Located minutes between Orlando and Tampa in Lakeland, Florida off I-4 on Lime Street, The Lakeland Center is a short drive from anywhere in Central Florida. Regular box office hours are Monday-Friday 9:30am5:30pm and two hours prior to most events. For ticket information, call the Box Office at (863)8348111 or visit our website at www. thelakelandcenter.com.

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BRAINEXCERCISE Sudoku Puzzle STRANGE BUT TRUE BY SAMANTHA WEAVER • It was 20th-century American poet, physician, educator, researcher and essayist Lewis Thomas who made the following sage observation: “We haven’t yet learned how to stay human when assembled in masses.” • Those who study such things say that when Jell-O is hooked up to an EEG machine, the movements registered are almost identical to those produced by the human brain. • Historians claim that notorious pirate Blackbeard made himself fearsome to enemies by tying lighted fuses into his beard. • In a survey conducted in five major U.S. cities, men were asked to choose which activity they’d rather do: spend a romantic evening in a hotel with a sexy woman, or go to the Super Bowl. Three-quarters of respondents chose the football game. • There were no domestic cats in North America until they arrived with voyagers from Europe. • You’ve probably noticed that St. Pauli Girl beer has on its label the image of a buxom blond beauty. You probably aren’t aware, however, that the beer was named after the St. Pauli neighborhood of Hamburg, Germany -- a notorious red-light district. So while you may think the lovely image is that of a simple serving girl, it’s not out of the question that the lady’s occupation may have been somewhat less savory. • If you’re planning to wrap a mummy in the proper Egyptian manner, you’ll need about 500 feet of linen to finish the job.

TRIVIA TEST By Fifi Rodriguez

1. GEOGRAPHY: Which borough of New York City is the only one on the U.S. mainland? 2. ANIMAL KINGDOM: How many arms and tentacles does a squid have? 3. LITERATURE: Who wrote the novel “Where the Red Fern Grows”? 4. LANGUAGE: What does the notation “a.c.” mean when it is written on drug prescriptions? 5. GENERAL KNOWLEDGE: What is a phillumenist? 6. MOVIES: What was the name of the town where “It’s a Wonderful Life” takes place? 7. MEASUREMENTS: How many gallons are in a firkin? 8. TELEVISION: What is Kramer’s first name in the “Seinfeld” comedy series? 9. MATH: Who is known as the father of geometry? 10. MEDICINE: What is the common name for tinea pedis? Answers 1. The Bronx, the rest are islands. 2. Eight arms and two tentacles 3. Wilson Rawls 4. “before meals” or “ante cibum” in Latin 5. One who collect matchbooks 6. Bedford Falls 7. Nine 8. Cosmo 9. Euclid 10. Athlete’s foot

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• Parts of Australia have been undergoing an intense drought for more than a decade. The water shortage has been so severe that in 2002, the nation’s environmental minister issued a plea for those in affected areas to shower with a partner in order to conserve the scarce resource.

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JANUARY CONCERT CALENDAR PRESENTED BY JESSIE’S LOUNGE FRIDAY, JAN 1 CHRISTIAN RYAN MUSIC (Maddox Ranch, LKD) RED HOT ROOSTER (New Grove Lounge, DUN) SATURDAY, JAN 2 LEGENDARY JC’S/THE HEAVY PETS/THE WERKS/ KETCHY SHUBY/ SCREAMING J’S (Maddox Ranch, LKD) DADY D AND BABY D (Brocks Smokehouse, LW) RESTLESS SOUL (Pour House Lounge, WH) JOSH BLEVINS (New Grove Lounge, DUN) TERRA LAGO (Fresco’s, LKD) SUNDAY, JAN 3 ACOUSTIC DOSE 1:30p/ CROSS TRAXX 6:30p (Old Man Frank’s, WH) LEISURE CHIEF/ CHRISTIAN RYAN MUSIC (Maddox Ranch, LKD) MICK MICHALSKI (Harborside, WH) SPIT FIRE (New Grove Lounge, DUN) TUESDAY, JAN 5 ROY’S SOLO BLUES (New Grove Lounge, DUN) BLUEGRASS BUDDIES (Brocks Smokehouse, LW) WEDNESDAY, JAN 6 GLEN JOHNSON (Brocks Smokehouse, LW) ACOUSTIC STAGE (Lundyville Music Hall, ADL) JOE B. (Fresco’s, LKD) THURSDAY, JAN 7 YOU & I (Brocks Smokehouse, LW) SIMPLY COUNTRY BAND/ GLEN JOHNSON (Lundyville Music Hall, ADL) SHAWN RAHN (Fresco’s, LKD) FRIDAY, JAN 8 RAMBLIN ROSE TRIO feat. RENEE RIDDLE (Lundyville Music Hall, ADL) ROSENBOHM (Jackie’s Art Cafe, HC) FEVER BAND (New Grove Lounge, DUN) MOTETT (Fresco’s, LKD) RANDY GOIN SOLO (Shady Cove Bar & Gr, HC) ZEBRON & JAMES (Brass Tap, LKD) MARCUS “PRYDE” MYLES (Historic Polk Theatre, LKD) SATURDAY, JAN 9 RON SEGGI SHOW (Ritz Theatre, WH) THE BIG DEAL BAND (Just One More Bar, LW) DADY D AND BABY D (Brocks Smokehouse, LW) SPLIT SECOND BAND (Fire Restaurant, WH) SIGHD EFFEX (Pour House Lounge, WH) BURNIN’ BROTHERS (New Grove Lounge, DUN) BOBBY JAMES (Fresco’s, LKD) SHAWN RAHN (Tony’s Studio B, LKD)

WOOLEY BUSHMEN FLOOR/HOUSE OF LIGHTNING (Jessie’s Lounge, WH) SHANE MEADE & THE SOUND (Keel and Curley Winery, PC) SUNDAY, JAN 10 KEITH RUBINETT (Harborside, WH) SPIT FIRE (New Grove Lounge, DUN) STEVE FORBERT (The Derry Down, WH) ACOUSTIC DOSE 1:30p/ WONDERLAND 6p (Old Man Frank’s, WH) TUESDAY, JAN 12 JONI CANOVA (Luigi’s Italian Rest, LA) ROY’S SOLO BLUES (New Grove Lounge, DUN) BLUEGRASS BUDDIES (Brocks Smokehouse, LW) THE MOTOWNERS TRIBUTE SHOW (Theatre Winter Haven, WH) WEDNESDAY, JAN 13 GLEN JOHNSON (Brocks Smokehouse, LW) PHIL SCHNEIDER/ ACOUSTIC STAGE (Lundyville Music Hall, ADL) WILEY (Fresco’s, LKD) LuBECK (Somewhere Sports Bar, WH) THURSDAY, JAN 14 JONI CANOVA (L’InContros Italian Rest, LW) YOU & I (Brocks Smokehouse, LW) SIMPLY COUNTRY BAND/ LARRY BRYSON (Lundyville Music Hall, ADL) ED WRIGHT MUSIC (Fresco’s, LKD) FRIDAY, JAN 15 DESTINY (New Grove Lounge, DUN) BRIAN SUTHERLAND BAND (Fresco’s, LKD) QUITTIN TIME (Winner’s Circle North, LKD) WONDERLAND (LA’s Midway Saloon, WH) SATURDAY, JAN 16 JONI CANOVA (Lake Alfred Diner, LA)

BURNIN’ BROTHERS (Just One More Bar, LW) DADY D AND BABY D (Brocks Smokehouse, LW) 357 (Pour House Lounge, WH) JACKIE EVANCHO (The Lakeland Center, LKD) SPIT FIRE (New Grove Lounge, DUN) PHILIP BOOTH MUSIC (Fresco’s, LKD) JOSH BLEVINS BAND (Shady Cove Bar & Gr, HC) SUNDAY, JAN 17 RANDY GOIN (Harborside, WH) SPIT FIRE (New Grove Lounge, DUN) TUESDAY, JAN 19 JONI CANOVA (WH Senior Center, WH) ROY’S SOLO BLUES (New Grove Lounge, DUN) BLUEGRASS BUDDIES (Brocks Smokehouse, LW) WEDNESDAY, JAN 20 GLEN JOHNSON (Brocks Smokehouse, LW) PHIL SCHNEIDER/ ACOUSTIC STAGE (Lundyville Music Hall, ADL) PAUL MAZZARELLA (Fresco’s, LKD) MOONLIGHT CARILLON CONCERT; STAGE & SCREEN (Bok Tower Gardens, LW) THURSDAY, JAN 21 YOU & I (Brocks Smokehouse, LW) SIMPLY COUNTRY BAND/ LARRY DANLEY (Lundyville Music Hall, ADL) JOHN RHEY (Fresco’s, LKD) SHAWN RAHN (Tony’s Studio B, LKD) FRIDAY, JAN 22 CHIP/JACQUE (Jackie’s Art Cafe, HC) BURNIN’ BROTHERS (New Grove Lounge, DUN) GERI BLOUNT (Fresco’s, LKD) ALMOST THERE (Shady Cove Bar & Gr, HC) HUNTER SMITH AND DUKE BURR (Light Up The Night 5K, WH)

BILLY JOEL (Amalie Arena, TMP) WONDERLAND (Island Bar & Grill, WH) SATURDAY, JAN 23 JOSH BLEVINS (Just One More Bar, LW) DADY D AND BABY D (Brocks Smokehouse, LW) ALMOST THERE (Pour House Lounge, WH) RESTLESS SOUL (New Grove Lounge, DUN) KAT & THE DAWGS (Fresco’s, LKD) 3RD DEGREE BAND (Ybor Cigars and Spirits, LKD) WONDERLAND (Fire Restaurant, WH) B. HAVEN (Tanners Lakeside Rest.,WH) STEEL HORSE BAND (Chilli Cook-Off,HC) SUNDAY, JAN 24 KEITH RUBINETT (Harborside, WH) SPIT FIRE (New Grove Lounge, DUN) ACOUSTIC DOSE 1:30p (Old Man Frank’s, WH) TUESDAY, JAN 26 JONI CANOVA (Luigi’s Italian Rest, LA) ROY’S SOLO BLUES (New Grove Lounge, DUN) BLUEGRASS BUDDIES (Brocks Smokehouse, LW) WEDNESDAY, JAN 27 GLEN JOHNSON (Brocks Smokehouse, LW) ACOUSTIC STAGE (Lundyville Music Hall, ADL) JOHN CAMPBELL (Fresco’s, LKD) THURSDAY, JAN 28 JONI CANOVA (L’InContros Italian Rest, LW) YOU & I (Brocks Smokehouse, LW) SIMPLY COUNTRY BAND/ GLENN JOHNSON (Lundyville Music Hall, ADL) SG WOOD (Fresco’s, LKD) FRIDAY, JAN 29 MR. JOE WRIGHT AND THEAWFULESS (Lundyville Music Hall, ADL)

STILL ROWLIN (Jackie’s Art Cafe, HC) WONDERLAND (New Grove Lounge, DUN) DEAN JOHANESEN (Fresco’s, LKD) SATURDAY, JAN 30 DADY D AND BABY D (Brocks Smokehouse, LW) 10,000 PAPERCUTS (Pour House Lounge, WH) SPLIT SECOND (New Grove Lounge, DUN) DAN SIGNOR PROJECT (Fresco’s, LKD) KOLT 45 (Shady Cove Bar & Gr, HC) SOBRIETY X (Johnny G’s, LKD) METROPOLITAN OPERA RISING STARTS CONCERT (Historic Polk Theatre, LKD) DEF LEPPARD wsg STYX/TESLA (Amway Center, ORL) SUNDAY, JAN 31 RANDY GOIN (Harborside, WH) SPIT FIRE (New Grove Lounge, DUN) ACOUSTIC DOSE 1:30p (Old Man Frank’s, WH) DUKE ELLINGTON ORCHESTRA (Historic Polk Theatre, LKD) MONDAY, FEB 1 THE TENORS (The Lakeland Center, LKD) TUESDAY, FEB 2 BARRY MANILOW wsg DAVE KOZ (Amway Center, ORL) Wednesday, Feb 3 JOE B. (Fresco’s, LKD) THURSDAY, FEB 4 THE ULTIMATE MICHAEL JACKSON TRIBUTE BAND (The Lakeland Center, LKD) SHAWN RAHN (Fresco’s, LKD)

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