The Sentinella Axarquia February 2022 Edition by The Sentinella Axarquia Magazine

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m Fro Ed... the Welcome everyone to the February edition of The Sentinella and more importantly welcome to the month of luuuurve! Valentine’s Day — also called Saint Valentine’s Day or the Feast of Saint Valentine — is celebrated all around the world on Monday 14th February. Its main significance is the celebration of love and affection. Here in Spain, ‘San Valentin’ is celebrated by men, women and many children who express their affection by giving gifts, sending cards or letters, go on dates, have romantic dinners at fancy restaurants, give bouquets of flowers and buy heart-shaped gifts for their crush, lover, husband, wives … and even their pets. However, not everyone celebrates Valentine’s Day and it is often referred to as ‘Hallmark Holiday’ due to the commercial factors that mean some companies make a lot of money with often-overpriced products. Second only to Christmas, Valentine’s Day is the most popular holiday for sending cards; roughly 1 billion Valentine’s Day cards are sent around the world each year, and an estimated 250 million roses are produced yearly too. In 2019 it was revealed the most expensive Valentine’s Day bouquet was sold for a whopping £20,000. You can see why some people choose not to celebrate! Whether you celebrate or don’t celebrate, it’s still the month of love and that’s one thing we can all do: share some love. There is often so much animosity in the world today, but if there is just one month when we should all make that extra special effort, surely it’s February.

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What’s New This Month......................Page 28 Countries Of The World....................Page 30 A-Z Of Cocktails................................Page 44 Customer Reviews..............................Page 53 Film Review........................................Page 64 The Sentinella Competition................Page 92 Top Tens...............................................Page 99 Jokes..................................................Page 102 Puzzle Pages.....................................Page 104 Horoscopes.......................................Page 106

Miracle survival A premature baby declared 'stillborn' last month was found to be alive several hours later. An unnamed 18-year-old woman gave birth at home after being turned away from the hospital twice in Ariquemes, Rondonia, Brazil, where medics failed to notice she was pregnant. Then, the doctor who attended the later stages of the birth told her the baby was dead. The error was only discovered by the funeral director, who detected a heartbeat several hours later as he prepared the “body” for burial. He rushed the child to the Neonatal Intensive Care Unit for treatment. Local media report that the mother was unaware of the pregnancy and went to hospital twice after feeling severe pain. The baby was born in the fifth month of pregnancy and weighed just 1kg (2lbs 3oz). The baby's health status is currently unclear and the investigation is ongoing. A year apart Twins born just 15 minutes apart ended up having separate birthdays in different years — an event that has around a one in two million chance of happening. Fatima Madrigal and Robert Trujillo welcomed their son Alfredo Antonio Trujillo at a medical centre in California at 11.45pm on New Year's Eve, 2021. But just after the clock struck midnight, his twin sister Aylin Yolanda Trujillo was born, making her birthday New Year's Day, 2022. The fraternal twins join three older siblings, two girls and a boy.

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Strange News (Continued) A Sicilian mafia fugitive who had been on the run for nearly 20 years was caught after being spotted on Google Street View.

A Facebook profile for the now-closed restaurant revealed a photo of Gammino— recognisable by a scar on the left side of his chin — and the business even offered a "Sicilian dinner".

Gioacchino Gammino, 61, was tracked down to Galapagar in Spain — a town near Madrid — after a picture showed a man resembling him chatting outside a fruit shop.

The Street View that proved his downfall also shows him outside another establishment bearing his fake name, El Huerto de Manu (Manu's Orchard.)

Police had suspected he was in the country but had been unable to find him.

Gammino was the boss of the Stidda mafia group in Agrigento, Sicily, according to La Repubblica, and Gammino had been convicted of murder before escaping from Rome's Rebibbia prison in 2002.

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"The photogram helped us to confirm the investigation we were developing in traditional ways," said Nicola Altiero, deputy director of Italy's anti-mafia unit (DIA). Gammino was going by the name of Manuel, according to Italy's La Repubblica newspaper, and had previously worked as a chef at a restaurant called La Cocina de Manu (Manu's kitchen).

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Making Friends At Work Things NOT to say at work… I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter. It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a damn word you’re saying. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid. I’m already visualising the duct tape over your mouth. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.

I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left. If I throw a stick, will you leave? Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. I’m trying to imagine you with a personality. Too many freaks, not enough circuses. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? Chaos, panic and disorder. My work here is done.

Do I look like a people person? How do I set a laser printer to stun? This isn’t an office. It’s hell with fluorescent lighting.

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How Many Zeros In A Billion This is too true to be funny. The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of it's releases. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. A billion hours ago our ancestors were Living in the Stone Age. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. A billion pounds ago was only 13 hours and 12 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it. Building Permit Tax, Cigarette Tax, Corporate Income Tax, Income Tax, Vat Tax, Unemployment Tax, Fishing License Tax, Food Licence Tax, Fuel Permit Tax,

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How Do I Look? Top bad responses for guys to the "How do I look" Question 1."That's a great outfit darling but Halloween was five months ago." 2. "Uh-uh, the last time I answered that question, I went temporarily blind." 3. "Ssshhh, the games on right now... go and look in the mirror, that's what its there for!!" 4. "Oh man, I'm gonna lose my lunch." 5. "Like the girl I was with yesterday." 6. "Like someone in dire need of some liposuction." 7. "Well, if I close my eyes, just like my previous, prettier girlfriend." 8. "How can I put this...MOOOOOOOO!!!!"

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Top Tips From Handy Andy Handy Andy´s ‘top tips’... Vegetarians coming to dinner? Simply serve them a nice bit of steak or veal. Since they´re always going on about how Tofu, Quorn, meat substitute, etc., ‘tastes exactly like the real thing’, they won´t know the difference will they! Single men: Convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing outside Bodyshop with several bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside. Shoes last twice as long if only worn every other day. Pet owners: Hard boiled eggs cut in half vertically and with the yolk removed, make ideal minature porcelain style urinals for hamsters and guinea pigs.

Rapper: Avoid having to say ‘Know what I am sayin’ all the time by actually speaking clearly in the first place. At supermarket checkouts a Toblerone box makes a handy ‘next customer please’ sign for dyslexic shoppers. Girls: Don’t worry about a nice dress for that important first date. All he’s interested in is seeing you starkers. Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windscreen wipers turn to ‘fast wipe’ whenever you leave your car parked illegally. Housewives: I find the best way to get two bottles of washing up liquid for the price of one is by putting one in your trolley and the other in your pocket.

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Political Correctness How to speak about women and be politically correct:

How to speak about men and be politically correct:

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2. He is not a 'Bad Dancer' He is ‘Overly Caucasian.' 3. He does not 'Get Lost All The Time' He 'Investigates Alternative Destinations.' 4. He is not 'Balding' He is in 'Follicle Regression.' 5. He does not act like a 'Total Ass' He develops a case of ‘Rectal-Cranial Inversion.' 6. It's not his 'Crack' you see hanging out of his pants It's 'Rear Cleavage.’

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Couples That Exercise Together Stay Together It’s much easier to get out of a routine than into one. That said, wouldn’t you want someone by your side who’s encouraging you to push yourself? Well, that just happens to be one of many reasons why couples who train together, stay together Of course, working out together isn’t a sure fire guarantee of forever bliss, but when you train together, it really can have positive benefits in your relationship. Here, we will focus on four reasons why couples who train together stay together. 1. Train Together & Be Happy Feeling happier is a natural byproduct of exercise due to the feel-good endorphins that you release; so working out together makes you happier, top that off with a boost in your self-confidence, and it’s a win-win for you and your relationship. 2. Train Together & Have Quality Time Exercising together means built-in quality time. The more quality time you have with each other helps keep your relationship healthy. When life, jobs, and kids get in the

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What’s New This Month This month we would like to welcome more new businesses to all our readers, you can read all about them here. Firstly, we welcome a business specialised in Spanish Homeowner Tax based in Torrox. They are specialists in Non-Resident Tax with an easy to use online service which costs just 38€ for 2 owners. Contact them today, they will take the strain so you don’t have to. See main advert on page 7. New to Puente don Manuel is Ziggy, a street food and tapas bar. The bar is situated in Venta Baja directly behind the Taj Mahal restaurant. Serving freshly cooked choices of Worldwide Street Food options, with many fusions and variations on a theme. Whether you would like to eat breakfast, brunch or an evening meal they offer all of them, with menus changing monthly. See main advert on page 24. Also new in The Sentinella this month is The Care Company Private Care Team. Their nursing team provides all levels of care for people in their own homes. They work in tandem with the public health system and provide private cover for those not in the system. They provide many services such as: Light household chores, assisting you with social activities, cooking and nutrition, along with hourly visits for 24hr live in care, health and hygiene, post op care, dementia, multiple sclerosis and many other services. Their team are fully insured and hold care qualifications and have clean police checks. Call them for a free assessment. See main advert on page 35. Would you like to start saving on your electricity bill by installing solar panels? Malaka Solargreen is a company with more than 20 years experience. They carry out

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Interesting Facts... Sao Tome and Principe was founded by Portuguese in 1470. The island of Sao Tome was named after Saint Thomas by the Portuguese explorers as they arrived here on Saint Thomas’ day. Sao Tome gained independence in 1975. Principe became autonomous in 1995. It was one of the first countries in Africa to adopt democracy. The first elections were held in 1991 which were transparent and fair, a little unusual and rare in the African continent. The elections are still held without any chaos and violence which is a major feat for the country. Cocoa is the main crop of the island nation and it represents 95% of the country’s export. It was once the world’s largest producer of cocoa. The country comprises largely of populations with slave ancestry. Before Cocoa, Sao Tome was the leading producer and exporter of sugarcane during the 17th century. These plantations were worked by slaves, mostly of Jewish origins and their descendants now make up for the population of the country.

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Valentine’s Day Facts Share these fun facts with your friends to amaze them this Valentine’s Day. About 1 billion Valentine's Day cards are exchanged in America each year. That's the largest seasonal card-sending occasion of the year, next to Christmas. Women purchase 85% of all Valentine’s cards. Parents receive 1 out of every 5 valentine’s cards. About 3% of pet owners will give Valentine's Day gifts to their pets. Worldwide, over 50 million roses are given for Valentine's Day each year. Men buy most of the millions of boxes of chocolates and bouquets of flowers given on Valentine's Day.

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Valentine’s Jokes Have a laugh on February 14th!

What did one pickle say to the other? "You mean a great dill to me."

What do you call two sparrows who just got engaged? “Lovebirds.”

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? "I love you a ton!"

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy? It was Valenswine's Day!

How did the orca ask the other to be their Valentine? “Whale you be mine?”

What Valentine’s message can you find in a honeycomb? “Bee mine.” Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? Sure, they're very scent-imental! What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? "I'm sweet on you!" What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day? A hug and a quiche!

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Out And About In Torrox Torrox is the name of a collection of locations situated east of Torre Del Mar. This is a popular spot to live and holiday for both Spanish and other European nations with one big factor being it has the best climate in Europe. Each of these places have much to offer in their own right and collectively, they form a lovely area to live, work and relax. Torrox Costa is located just 15km from Torre Del Mar. Torrox Costa has a totally different character and personality to its near neighbour. Like much of this coast, there’s an impressive promenade that sweeps the length of the beaches here. At its eastern end, just past the lighthouse, the beach is dog friendly and is a great spot to let your furry friend run along the shoreline.

Torrox Pueblo is situated at the foothills of the Alpujarra mountains, a couple of miles inland from Torrox Costa. This is traditional white-washed village set in a green valley. There’s a traditional Spanish feel to this small village, despite it being the home to many people from other parts of the world.

Located between Torrox Costa and Pueblo, Torrox Park is a large collection of urbanisations that are popular relocation spots with those who decide to make this area of Axarquía their home. There’s property to suit every budget and style: spacious villas, townhouses and apartments along with a large and well equipped mobile home park that allows all year living. Whilst, in itself, Torrox Park, doesn’t offer much for day trippers, many visitors stay here as homes are frequently listed for holiday rental. It does provide all the services required for a smooth stay or relocation: bars, restaurants, supermarkets as well as doctors, chemists, hairdressers etc. The combination of Torrox Costa, Pueblo and Park is a winning one. Each has their own distinct character but each are connected to form an excellent place to stay, explore and maybe even to live.

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Quack Quack! ‘Life’ thoughts by Ducky! I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. So I said 'Implants?' She hit me. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America?

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing.. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky

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Love Him Or Hate Him Simon Cowell has been out the limelight for a while, but he has admitted being "appalled" by the way he has talked to some talent show contestants. So, is Simon really that harsh or just funny? Here are a few of Mr. Cowell's famous put-downs to help you make your mind up…

"Let me throw a mathematical dilemma at you – there's 500 left, well how come the odds of you winning are a million to one?" "Shave off your beard and wear a dress. I think you’d be a great female impersonator."

"There’s as much chance of you being a pop star or a rock star as me flying to the moon tomorrow for breakfast." "You have the personality of a handle." "You sounded like you were being strangled." "You came in, you called yourself champagne and you sounded like house wine." "You doing that ballad is rather like casting Ricky Gervais as Rambo." "You have just invented a new form of torture."

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Valentine’s Day Superstitions Take care out there.... It is said that the kind of bird a girl watches on Valentine's Day predicts her future husband. For instance: Sparrow - a poor man Owl - remain spinster Bluebird - a happy man Blackbird - a priest or clergyman Crossbill - an argumentative man If an apple is cut in half, the number of seeds found inside the fruit will indicate the number of children that individual will have. To be awoken by a kiss on Valentine's Day is considered lucky. On Valentine's Day, the first guy's name you read in the paper or hear on the TV or radio will be the name of the man you will marry.

If you see a squirrel on Valentine's Day, you will marry a cheapskate who will hoard all your money.

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Time To Educate You! "New" meanings to Old sayings: 1) There is an old Hotel/Pub in Marble Arch, London which used to have gallows adjacent. Prisoners were taken to the gallows (after a fair trial of course) to be hung. The horse drawn dray, carting the prisoner was accompanied by an armed guard, who would stop the dray outside the pub and ask the prisoner if he would like ''one last drink''. If he said yes it was referred to as "one for the road" If he declined, that prisoner was "on the wagon" 2) They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot and then once a day it was taken and sold to the tannery. If you had to do this to survive you were "Piss Poor". But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn't even afford to buy a pot they "Didn't have a pot to piss in" and were the lowest of the low.

The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s: 3) Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and they still smelled pretty good by June. However, since they were starting to smell brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odour. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married. 4) Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water!"

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Was Dry January a bust? Are you struggling to give up the booze? The festive season is a distant memory, and Dry January has come and gone. Did you keep on track with a New Year’s resolution to cut back on the booze, or was an alcohol-free January a complete bust, and you barely made it out of the starting gates before you just needed to have that drink? Millions of people worldwide struggle with problems related to alcohol use. If you often drink more, or for longer than you planned to; have tried to cut back (or stop) and found you couldn’t; drink to deal with feelings and emotions; or if your drinking is interfering with your life – responsibilities, relationships, finances, or health – then you could have a problem with alcohol. There is a solution, Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) - a 12 Step fellowship support group that has helped people all over the world with their problem drinking. If the consequences of your alcohol use are getting too much, if you are ready to stop drinking, or want support to help you try, then don’t wait until it gets any worse. You may feel that life without alcohol will be unbearable, no fun at all or dull beyond words – this isn’t true. Here members of AA talk about how their lives have not only got better but improved beyond their wildest dreams. “My name is Claire, and I am 38 years old. When I came to AA, I thought I had lost everything, my family, friends, jobs, house, along with my dignity and self-worth. My mind was completely broken. The obsession and compulsion to drink had completely taken over and I couldn’t stop. I didn't know who I was anymore. I didn't know what else to do but to end my life, the alcoholic in me had completely taken control. With the help of the wonderful people that I

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Spanish Valentine So here I am at Malaga airport with two suitcases, on standby for the next flight to the UK. I’d had enough! I was going back after my dream turned into a nightmare in Spain. But let me go back a little. John and I had been living together for a few years when we decided to try to make our dream come true. We had our own recruitment business that we could leave in our manager’s capable hands and we thought it would be great to have a place we could disappear to, especially during the horrible English winters. After some searching, we bought a little house “in need of reform” in the middle of a small valley in Spain. It was wonderful at first; blue skies, warm sunshine, with a lovely little white pueblo not too far a drive from the house. There was the gorgeous smell of country herbs and the wonderful fruit and nut trees growing all around. Everyone we met was so friendly, even though our Spanish was very limited, and we felt we had truly found paradise. The house was lovely, with fantastic views to the mountains; not too much land, but then we couldn’t handle acres of it! What we had really looked forward to was putting our own stamp on the house; repairing the odd damaged wall, putting in a bathroom and kitchen, making some sort of path to the front door. You know, little things like that! I knew there was work to be done - but what work! We had spent months digging, moving, building, painting. It was lovely in the spring with the clouds of almond blossom, wafting it’s magic perfume towards us. We would work in the mornings, then go to the village for wine and tapas a few times each week. In the evenings, it was bliss, sitting out under the incredible sky, so full of stars I could hardly believe it was real. Summer was good too, except for the exhausting heat, and the pesky mossies who

seemed to think I was the only food supply in Spain. We were both working really hard, but John seemed to be totally wrapped up in it all. Oh, he looked wonderful; his hair bleached blond by the sun and his tanned muscles getting better every day (eat your heart out Brad Pitt!) It wasn’t so good for me, as I’ll tell you now. The wet season arrived, and I never seemed to be out of jeans and wellies, squishing through mounds of mud. My once dewy English complexion was now looking leathery and grey, my hair dull and what fingernails I had left were short and grubby. I lived in jeans, wellies, a big jumper and my hair tucked under a woolly hat for protection. It was like this that John suggested we go down to the village for lunch! “Haven’t been for ages” He said, “No time to change”. So off we went. Manolo’s bar was our usual watering hole and I looked forward to a nice tapas and a glass of red wine, but today something was different. Behind the bar stood Carmen! All voluptuous with long shiny black hair, ruby lips and scarlet talons to die for! John was captivated. The twit kept going on about how luscious her hair was and how on earth did she keep her nails so beautiful working in the bar. The final straw came when Carmen asked him if I was his little brother! He nearly fell of his stool, laughing so much. So did everyone else. I was heartbroken! I tried to laugh along with everyone, but inside I just curled up. So it was that, after a stony silence on the way back to the house, we had an almighty row. I went over the top. All the frustrations of the past months came to the surface. I said some unfair things and ended up telling John that when I was gone, he could ask Carmen to come and do the digging! Then I stormed upstairs and began to pack.

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Spanish Valentine (Continued) In silence, John drove me to the airport. As we parted, he gave me my puzzle book, the one I always work on while waiting for a flight. I walked away, back straight, fighting tears and inside pleading for him to ask me to stay, but he didn’t. So here I am, waiting for a flight. Might as well do a puzzle. I open the book, and there taped to the page is a piece of paper that says Please don’t leave me all alone Without you it’s a house – not home I don’t want any skies of blue Or sunny days if not with you You are my dream, my love, my life Please say that you will be my wife And that for ever you’ll be mine My perfect Spanish valentine! As the tears flow down my face, I look up and see him standing in front of me! He pulls me

to my feet, wraps his arms around me, and says, “Come on precious, let’s go home”. And we do. “Spanish Valentine” Written by Patricia Gabbitas, Email: patriciagabbitas@gmail.com

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It’s Only A Film’s World What we learn from films

Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.

All hotel beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman, but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.

All grocery shopping bags contain at least one loaf of French bread. It’s easy for someone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any part of the building you want without difficulty. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds – unless it’s the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they are going to go off. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition, even if you haven’t been carrying any before now.

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Valentine’s Day Ideas For Singles Who needs a partner on Valentine´s Day. Here are some tips for those without!!

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Pamper yourself Buy yourself cute Valentine's Day gifts, such as flowers, a cute teddy or a dress you have been planning to buy. Indulge in a spa treatment, or a head to toe beauty treatment. Or why not buy books and a gourmet meal?

Express gratitude for friends and dear ones Instead of feeling depressed and ashamed for not having a significant other with whom to spend the day, singles can spend Valentine's Day in a constructive manner by expressing love and affection for people around them.

Celebrate with friends Plan a dinner or movie with friends. You may also throw a “singles party” or “Un-Valentine's Day Party” at your home and have a blast. Life is fun in the company of loving friends. Acts of service Singles can spend Valentine's Day in a meaningful way by spending time with the needy and downtrodden. You may visit an orphanage or old people’s home and spend time with the inmates who are always in need of love and affection. Visiting hospitals and giving roses to the sick can also be a

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Vanilla Pudding Robbery Excerpted from an article which appeared in The Dublin Times about a bank robbery ‘Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, 'At least we'll have a bit to eat.' The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one pound sterling, a

diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered little bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read: ‘Ireland’s largest Sperm Bank robbed early this morning’. I don’t know about you but I feel a bit queasy just reading it!!

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What Is It Called? Useless trivia...

Alcaucin Community Association The ACA (Alcaucin Community Association) is a registered charity

The practice of eating insects is called entomophagy. Mid-men, the male versions of mid-wives, are called accouchers. The working section of a piano is called the action.

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The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets. The distance that a place holder falls from a glass when it is lifted (you know, place holders sometimes get stuck to the bottom of a cold glass when you lift the glass) is called a bevemeter. The study of creatures such as Bigfoot, the chupacabra, and the Loch Ness monster is called cryptozoology. Zoologist Bernard Heuvelmans coined the term to describe his investigations of animals unknown to science. The apparatus used in alcohol distilleries for freeing the spirit from water is called the dephlegmator. One that speaks two languages - is bilingual can be said to be diglot. Ducks are never male. The males of the species are called drakes. Shoemakers are commonly called cobblers but correctly speaking a cobbler is a shoe repairmen. A shoemaker is a cordwainer. The device at the intersection of two railroad tracks to permit the wheels and flanges on one track to cross or branch for the other is called a frog.

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Adult Q & A’s A quick Q & A sequence for the more broad-minded of us

have in common? A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your Mother-In-Law backing off a cliff in your new car.

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Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

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Q. What's the definition of 'Macho'? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Q: What's the difference between a Girlfriend and a Wife? A: 45 pounds.

Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball. Q. Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it! Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest

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De Cotta Law Do I need a lawyer when I sell my property? The simple answer to this question is Yes. Why? Firstly, the taxation on sales of property is case specific; whilst you may be given an estimate by the estate agents, each particular sale should be reviewed by a lawyer. Secondly, with the licencing of rural properties now an important issue, you don´t want to find monies are retained indefinitely unless you understand why and have a lawyer who follows up on these matters. For British clients there can be the additional worry about converting the funds into sterling from euros. If you are considering selling, it is a good idea to get legal advice early on to avoid any unexpected problems on the day. In a number of transactions between British people, we have been able to undertake the transaction in sterling provided the Notary is satisfied they have evidence of the payment for the sale. If there is a mortgage on the property which will be paid off on sale, your lawyer will ensure that the bank is available on the day of signing the deed to cancel the mortgage. All other debts such as Community of Owners bills, utilities etc can be settled on the day or retentions made to cover these costs. For non-residents there is also a 3% retention on the sale price which is on account of CGT. If you have not made a capital gain and are up to date with your non-resident taxes you can apply for the return of this 3%. Your lawyer can arrange this but in some cases

you may have to wait some months before the return of the funds. There is still some uncertainty about the obligation to pay plus valia to the Town Hall when you make a loss on the sale. If you are not able to be in Spain on the day of sale you can grant lawyers a Spanish form Power of attorney to act for you. A lawyer instructed by you can ensure all of the retentions are correct and provide you with an individual tailored service. For more information contact De Cotta Law on 952 527014 or email: info@decottalaw.net See main advert below

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The strawberry (Fragaria) originated in Europe in the 18th century. A sweet, red heart-shaped fruit, which is much-loved for its delicious taste and for its nutritional benefits. There are 200 seeds on an average srawberry.

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Considered a perennial, strawberry plants will grow back year after year. One cup of strawberries can meet your daily requirement of vitamin C. They’re an excellent source of vitamin C and manganese and also contain decent amounts of folate (vitamin B9) and potassium. Usually consumed raw and fresh, these berries can also be used in a variety of jams, jellies, and desserts. The nutritious compounds in strawberries and other berries may help protect against certain cancers. They are primarily helpful in preventing gastrointestinal and breast cancers, but to a lesser extent, they may help

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The Changing Property Market Despite the challenges that the Spanish housing market has faced over recent years - the recession which started in 2008, the Brexit vote in June 2016 (greatly affecting British buyers) and over the last couple of years, the pandemic – more and more properties are being built and buyers continue to buy. But how do potential buyers find a property abroad and then how do they view it? The way this happens has changed over the years, firstly because of technology and secondly because of other restricting factors that are out of our hands, such as COVID. Years ago, in the UK, for example, we would go to property exhibitions, look in newspapers and other media and arrange to travel to a specific area or resort in Spain and maybe do it with a particular real estate company. And then once we had viewed properties with them, we would also ‘escape’ from that particular company and walk down the local high street to call in at other estate agents’ offices. Then as the internet became more prevalent, most people started their search online to find a property or a real estate agent and then enquire via their website or via a property

portal. Then they would visit the property. But over the last couple of years, travel restrictions have made it more difficult to view properties, so the video and ‘virtual viewing’ scenarios have grown. Now we are showing people videos of properties online, via email or on WhatsApp. We can also ‘walk people around a property’ in a live video situation, so we can interact with them as we would if we were doing a physical viewing. Then in both these cases the buyers can decide to make a purchase without visiting the property or at least use these methods to narrow their options down to one or two properties before making the journey to Spain. Of course, all the above ways of finding and viewing properties are still used, but the video and virtual viewings are becoming more important. If you would like to know more about this article and how to get a FREE video of your property, please contact Buy A Home Spain: 952 54 75 54 or info@buyahomespain.com See our advert in the Centre Pages (58 & 59)

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French V Italian Top reasons why it's great to be French 1. Experienced the joy of winning the World Cup for the first time. 2. You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs.

Top ten reasons why it's good to be Italian 1. In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes. 2. Not embarrassed to wear fur.

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4. Glorious military history... well, until about 400 AD.

5. You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people's countries.

5. Can wear sunglasses inside.

6. You can be ugly and still become a famous film star. 7. Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride. 8. People think you're a great lover even when you're not.

6. Political stability. 7. Flexible working hours. 8. Live near the Pope. 9. Country run by Sicilian mafia.

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Alexander Graham Bell applied for a patent for the telephone on Valentine’s Day

The first Valentine’s chocolates were made by Cadbury, selling heart-shaped boxes in 1861.

Candy hearts started out as medical lozenges. The red rose was the favourite flower of Venus, the Roman goddess of love. 189 million stems of roses are sold in the U.S. on Valentine’s Day. Valentine's Day was first declared a holiday by a pope in 496 A.D.

In Japan, women give chocolates to men. Men reciprocate this gesture a month later on March 14th, White Day. Valentine’s Day is the second most popular day for sending cards. Nearly 6 million couples get engaged on Valentine's Day.

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TV’s top female Susanna Reid has become the highest-paid woman on British TV, having signed an incredible £1.1m deal to stay on ITV's Good Morning Britain. The lucrative deal means that 51-year-old Susanna has now overtaken fellow ITV presenter Holly Willoughby to the title of highest-paid woman. Holly allegedly takes home £730,000 a year for her role on This Morning. Susanna's contract with ITV reportedly ended in November, and it is said that she 'dug her heels in' to bag the sparkling new deal now signed. She knows she is a huge part of the show and is increasingly involved in the day-to-day decisions too, alongside her presenting role.

Carter out EastEnders star Danny Dyer has quit after being poached by Sky – plunging the soap into crisis. The actor – who has played Queen Vic landlord Mick Carter since 2013 – has signed up to an upcoming drama on the satellite channel. The deal is thought to be worth six figures – much less than the £1million-a-year so-called “golden handcuffs” deal he is on with the BBC. But it will open the door to a raft of offers that could ultimately dwarf what he earns now. Strict BBC rules have prevented him appearing on rival channels – which has annoyed the 44-year-old Cockney and some of his fellow co-stars. One source said: “Danny has offers coming in left right and centre, and a lot of the things he has wanted to do he can’t because EastEnders have such strict rules about what he can and can’t do.” An exact date for his departure is not known but scriptwriters must now turn their pens towards Mick’s exit plot. And bosses are only too aware they are losing their most valuable asset.

To advertise call 664 210 468 or email sales@thesentinella.com Fox to marry Controversial actor Laurence Fox has confirmed speculation that he recently became engaged. The actor has proposed to Laurence Fox's mystery fiancée a 28-year-old prep school teacher who supported his 'anti-woke' campaign to be Mayor of London, MailOnline can reveal today. The actor turned activist, 43, announced he will marry Arabella May Fleetwood Neagle in an advert in a national newspaper before sharing the news with his 305,000 Twitter followers. Miss Neagle, 28, from north London, was photographed next to her husband-to-be on his 'Free London' battle bus last year when he was campaigning to oust Sadiq Khan as Labour's Mayor of London for his Reclaim Party. The actor was previously married to Secret Diary Of A Call Girl star Billie Piper for eight years, divorcing in 2007, and the pair have children Winston, 12, and nine-year-old Eugene.

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Golden Globes for British duo Kate Winslet and Kenneth Branagh were flying the flag for the British stars at the 2022 Golden Globes as they both took home awards.

The Reading-born actress, 46, was given the Best Actress in a Limited Series or Television Movie gong for her role as Mare Sheehan in the detective series Mare of Easttown during the largely online ceremony. Northern Ireland native Kenneth Branagh, 61, was awarded Best Screenplay for his semi-autobiographical film Belfast, which chronicles the life of a working class family and their young son's childhood during the tumult of the late 1960s. Mare Of Easttown - which had already won critical acclaim at the Primetime Emmys last year - follows the story of Mare, a detective from Pennsylvania who tries her best to prevent her life from falling apart while investigating a mysterious murder. Although this is a first Golden Globe for Branagh, it marks the sixth time Kate has been recognised for her acting work, after first winning in the Best Actress in a Motion Picture – Drama category for Little Children in 2007.She has also won a gong for Best Supporting Actress twice, for her work in The Reader (2009) and Steve Jobs (2016). In 2007, she was given a Best Actress Golden Globe for her role in Revolutionary Road and Best Actress in a Miniseries for Mildred Pierce in 2012.

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Beautiful Places: Cortijo El Caseron - All About Living In Nature! Sometimes in the country real estate business, we come across true, unique treasures! Cortijo La Breña, an amazing, ancient cortijo in a tiny, isolated hamlet, that we discovered a few years ago, was a wonderful example – now sold. And today we have a new one. This one has been restored with such love, taste and style, it is worthy of appearing in Casa & Campo magazine! Set on a plot of almost 100,000 square metres, El Caseron has undergone a transformation, bringing it up to date and back to life, and yet bursting with character. This is not your standard cortijo, this one is stylish and comfortable, light, beautiful, modern in places and yet still ancient inspiring! The owners invite you to remove your shoes when you step from the wide, flagstone front terrace with its beautiful views, over the threshold and into the hallway – but you don’t need to be invited, it is just natural to do that in such a house! El Caseron has beautiful rooms throughout, with beams, painted woodwork, stunning floors, and all complemented with the most exquisite furniture that seems made for it! And to the

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Joke Book - Out Now! Oh My Good Gawld 2 Yours truly has put together the 2nd joke book containing 84 pages of solid jokes & funnies. No pictures, no spaces, just pure unadulterated laughter.

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Want To Join A Choir? Velez-Malaga’s Coraxalia International Choir’s next project is Paul McCartney’s “Liverpool Oratorio” (Paul McCartney & Carl Davis) which we will perform at the Manuel de Falla auditorium in Granada on 30th April 2022. Combined choirs, soloists, children’s choir and symphony orchestra. We welcome new singers to come and take part. We rehearse, Thursdays, 17:30 – 20:00 in the Casa Hermandad de la Cofradía de los Estudiantes, Plaza de los Sastres, 1, CP 29700 Vélez-Málaga, near San Juan Church and the Language School. Parking nearby at the San Francisco market (1 euro). For more information please contact 657 951 755 (English) or 689 111 352 (Spanish), Also our sister choirs of Almuñecar (Coro Ciudad de Almuñecar) and Salobreña (Coro Villa de Salobreña) Tel: 689 111 352. Please note that you may join Coraxalia at any point in the Term time. Don’t hesitate to give us a call!

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Coming events in January

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We are very pleased to announce that from February the Centre will be open from Monday to Friday from 10.00 -13.00 hours.

The Costa Animal Society (CAS) is seeking animal-loving, energetic, social media savvy persons to come on board. If you’re a compassionate person who respects the lives of unfortunate animals who live a treacherous life in the wild, hop aboard. There is an occasional heartache, but the rewards in homing animals and receiving videos of these rescue dogs and cats romping about in their forever homes is something to behold.

The Spanish groups will be restarting again so if you are interested please contact the Centre about timetables and groups, as because of the restrictions groups will be very limited!! We continue our regular activities: Our shop will be open Monday, Wednesday and Fridays. Time 11.00 to 13.00. Craft group on Mondays, art group on Wednesdays and coffee morning every Friday. Thursday 24th February – Coach Excursion to Osuna. Please join friends on a visit to the town of Osuna, in the province of Seville, where part of The Game of Thrones television series was filmed. There will be a stop for coffee on the way. On arrival in Osuna, at approx. 10:15, there will be a 2-hour guided walking tour of the old town, viewing the exteriors of the university building, the Collegiate Church, the viewpoint, Seville Street, San Pedro Street, the main square and the food market. After the tour there will be free time to visit the museum and have lunch. Entrance to the museum (2.50€), which has two rooms dedicated to The Game of Thrones, is not included. Departure from Osuna at 16.30.Ticket price 29€ or with a Friends of Lux Mundi card 25€. (Proceeds for fundraising). Departure Times: Algarrobo (Lidl) 7.15, Caleta (Vets) 7.20, Torre del Mar (Bus Station) 7.30, Viñuela (Football Pitch) 7.50. Friday 25th February – Special Coffee morning for the Day of Andalucía. We invite you especially to celebrate the Day of Andalucía with a touch of Spain and a touch of Britain. We will be serving clotted, strawberry cream teas. Friday 25th February - Taize Prayer. At the Parish Church of San Andrés, Torre del Mar. Time 19.45. Monday 28th February- Centre will be closed for the Day of Andalucia. Forthcoming excursion. March 31st – Tarifa and the Roman Ruins of Baelo Claudia set on the beach in a beautiful location.

We are a small, voluntary charity organisation that has been successfully rehoming and assisting abandoned animals in the Nerja, Frigiliana and Maro for over 30 years. We are presently looking for enthusiastic people to join our committee, continuing the work started by the sitting committee, some of whom have recently stepped down after many, many (some, decades) of years of service. Most importantly, the official posts of President and Secretary need to be filled. For more information, please contact acting President Mae Delaney on 601 629 938. (It should be noted that these are voluntary, unpaid). If interested, there will be a long-standing cadre of volunteers to provide all the necessary details and assist you along the way. We look forward to hearing from you soon. For more information please stop by the shop or feel free to call our shop manager May Delaney on 601 629 938

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Winning Wines: Thailand Thailand (officially the Kingdom of Thailand and previously known as Siam) is a country in Southeast Asia. The capital city is Bangkok. Today, manufacturing, plus tourism and agriculture are leading parts of Thailand’s economy. Countless tourists visit Thailand, constantly. From the shopping malls of Bangkok, through the fabulous coastal beaches, with hundreds of tropical islands, plus the nightlife and world heritage attractions, culture, history, sports and more, there is something for all to appreciate and enjoy. Thai cuisine and wines are very popular and can now be found globally.

Monsoon Valley is a multi award-winning fine wine producer. Grapes are carefully selected and transported in air-conditioned vehicles from the Monsoon Valley Vineyard to the Siam Winery. Producing splendid wines, with grapes only grown in Thailand, Monsoon Valley wines are now recognised around the world and enjoyed by numerous connoisseurs, as well as being available in 5-star hotels and restaurants, in Thailand and many countries, worldwide. Monsoon Valley White wine has a pleasant bouquet, plus a good mouthfeel and palate. Excellent with seafood and white meats. The Monsoon Valley Red has good red fruits for the bouquet and for the mouth’s pleasures. This pairs wonderfully with red

meats, etc. If it’s a rosé that is preferred, then the Monsoon Valley Rosé will not disappoint, having grapes grown on ‘floating vineyards’ and at the Monsoon Valley Vineyard. This wine has a delicate nose, excellent mouthfeel and palate. A wine that is extremely popular, with many, on numerous occasions. If a Shiraz is required, for satisfaction, then Monsoon Valley Shiraz, from the Premium Range, with its ruby-red, enticing appearance, has it all. Dark fruits are in abundance, with oak-aged barrels contributing to the exceptional pleasures of this wine. Fantastic with red meats. For an aromatic, sweet wine, Chenin Blanc Dessert Wine (flagship) ‘ticks all the boxes’, for me. Having Chenin Blanc

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SEEKING CHARITIES - People helping People Do you know of any SPANISH Charities (O.N.G) who help people and are seeking funding? The American International Club is currently seeking Spanish Organisations who are seeking assistance. If you are aware of an organisation that assists Spanish people, please send an email with contact information to nerjaclub@yahoo.com The American International Club is a social club open to all nationalities which spans the area from Almunecar to Torrox and beyond. Activities include tapas runs, monthly excursions, petanque, coffee mornings, dinners and walks. The Club raises funds for Spanish charities and each year makes a significant donation to a local organisation as a way of saying "thank you" to our host nation. Our motto is "If it isn't fun, we don't do it". To join in the fun email: nerjaclub@yahoo.com http://www.americaninternationalclub.com Los Romanes Royal British Legion. Los Romanes branch has two venues. We meet weekly at The Asador Restaurant Puente Don Manuel, on Mon 12.00 – 1400 hrs. And on a Wed at midday at the Bar La Vega, Torre Del Mar. Our friendly group get together not only to raise funds for and support TRBL in Spain, but also meet to be with friends and have some fun, including quizzes, bingo, monthly lunches etc. You do not have to have served in the Armed Forces to become a member. Interested? Then please Phone Branch Secretary Sue on 691 544 140 or just pop in for a chat. Furniture shop, Torre del Mar is looking for volunteers who have a free morning or afternoon every week to help us to sell second hand furniture and attend to customers in the new store. Would you like to help us? Contact 952564910/671048304 voluntariado@cudeca.org PIPPA’S PAWPRINTS CHARITY SHOP Calle Antonio Jimenez No. 4b, behind the Bus Station and the Notary. Cards, bric-a-brac, bags, shoes and quality clothing at knock-down prices. Now open from Tues to Sat 10.30am - 2pm. 622574174

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Every 2nd Wednesday in the month AAR monthly quiz at La Tasca. 3pm start. Opposite the police station, Torre del Mar. Call Shelia for details 640 328 051 Every Tuesday is Tony’s Bingo Quiz at The Belvedere at 3pm in Torre del Mar. Come along for a great fun afternoon! Call 610 100 908 to reserve a table. Every Thursday Quiz at Bar Samba 7pm. Every Tuesday Country Farmers Market between 9.30am and 1.30pm. Los Jardines del Trapiche Call: Anita 627 877 164 Argentine Tango classes in Torrox: Wed 5pm 6pm Salón Pilates con Lorena Calle Deire, edificio fantasia, sótano 2 derecha, Torrox pueblo Mario Correa 649 59 55 94 mac1710@gmail.com Scottish Country Dance Classes Every Tuesday evening from 7.15pm - 9pm at El Trapiche Restaurant, for all levels, with or without partners. For further information please contact George Bain on 619 069 966 The Nerja Players meet on 1st and 3rd Tues of the month between Oct and Apr. Perfomances are rehearsed readings. Calle Castilla Perez 1, Nerja. Look for the very large BLUE entrance door. We are between Salon de Juegos and a Supermarket. Reservations on our website. Email: admin@thenerjaplayers.com Torrox Tornadoes Walking Football Club Looking for players of this new team based in Torrox, for 50 and over men’s physical and mental health and to make new friends. Joining the new league on the Costa Del Sol. Join us on Facebook “Torrox Tornadoes Walking Football Club” New Life Church Whether you live in Nerja or are visiting our area, we would be delighted to welcome you. Our meetings are characterised by uplifting songs, relevant sermons and a modern but reverent service. During this time of uncertainty, God's word reminds us that the Gospel shines brightest in times of darkness. We are a Bible based Church community continuing to help people find their way back to God. Sunday Service 11.00am Prayer Meetings Wednesdays 11.00am Pasaje San Miguel, Nerja, info@nlcnerja.com / www.nlcnerja.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/nlcne

To advertise call 664 210 468 or email sales@thesentinella.com The Top Ten Strongest Recorded Earthquakes in / near Europe... 1. Durcal, Spain, 1954 (7.8 mag) 2. Vrancea, Romania, 1940 (7.8 mag) 3. Armagos, Greece, 1956 (7.7 mag) 4. Kocaeli, Turkey, 1999 (7.6 mag) 5. Sakarya, Turkey, 1967 (7.4 mag) 6. Thessaly, Greece, 1905 (7.4 mag) 7. Chief, Algeria, 1980 (7.3 mag) 8. Karpathos, Greece, 1947 (7.3 mag) 9. Koroni, Greece, 1947 (7.3 mag) 10. Gönen, Turkey, 1952 (7.3 mag) Quiz Answers: 1. Jane Asher 2. Lough Neagh 3. Aide-De-Camp 4. 12 5. Hilda 6. Priest 7. Fish 8. Cocaine 9. Bern 10. Bristol 11. Great Bear

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The Top Ten Strongest Recorded Earthquakes in history... 1. Valdivia, Chile, 1960 (9.5 mag) 2. Alaska, US, 1964 (9.2 mag) 3. Indian Ocean, 2004 (9.1 mag) 4. Tohuko, Japan, 2011 (9.0 mag) 5. Kamchatka, Russia, 1952 (9.0 mag) 6. Maule, Chile, 2010 (8.8 mag) 7. Ecuador / Columbia, 1906 (8.8 mag) 8. Alaska, US, 1965 (8.7 mag) 9. Sumatra, Indonesia, 2005 (8.6 mag) 10. Assam, Tibet, 1950 (8.6 mag) Find the Grasshopper Answer

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...In our own random order! Bus Stations Torre del Mar Call: 952 559 100 Malaga Call: 952 350 061 Tourist Information Nerja: 952 521 531 Torre del Mar: 952 541 104 Hospitals Nerja Ambulatorio: 952 523 131 Velez Malaga: 951 067 000 Weekly Market days (mornings only) Mondays: Torrox Costa Tuesdays: Nerja & Country Farmers Market, at Jardines del Trapiche Wednesdays; Rincon de la Victoria, Algarrobo Costa Thursdays: Velez Malaga, Torre del Mar & Frigilana Fridays: Cala de Moral Saturdays: Caleta de Velez, Competa & Benajarafe, Algarrobo Costa, Opp Lidl (1st & 3rd Saturday each month) Sundays: Nerja Car Boot ITV Call: 951 707 108 www.itvcita.com Shops 10am - 2pm - 5pm - 8:30pm (generally) Town Halls Torre and Velez: 952 500 100 Torrox: 952 538 200 Nerja: 952 548 400 Competa: 952 516 006 Rincon: 952 402 300 Malaga: 952 135 000 Airports Malaga 24-hour information 952 048 484 or 952 048 804 Granada 958 245 200 Railway Stations Malaga: 952 360 202 Granada: 958 271 272 Water Supplies Velez Malaga: 952 506 450 Nerja: 952 520 154 Malaga: 952 135 013 Consulates UK 902 109 256 or 913 342 194 Ireland 952 475 108 Germany 952 363 591 Sweden 952 604 383 France 952 226 590 / 952 214 888 Belgium 952 559 159 Denmark 952 211 797 Luxembourg 952 857 197 Chemists www.bit.ly/dutychemists

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Moviestar Dial 1002 to report a fault on the line. For general enquiries dial 1004 Church services in English The Anglican Parish of Nerja Services at Iglesia San Miguel (St Michael's Church), every Sunday at 12 noon. There is an on-line "zoom" service on Wednesdays 9.30am. Please contact Fr Nigel with an e-mail address if you would like to join us. Priest in Charge: Father Nigel Thomas. Tel: Church House 951 815736, Mobile: 608 695 756, email: cofenerja@gmail.com, website: www:nerjaalmunecaranglicanchurch.co.uk. Competa - Holy Communion every Sunday at 5.30pm in the Parish Church, Plaza Almijara, Cómpeta Tel: 952 219 396 Malaga - St. George´s Church in the Engish Cemetery. 11.00am Sun Tel: 952 110 416 website: stgeorgemalaga.org Velez-Malaga - Capilla De San Jose, Calle Linares 7, Velez-Malaga. Sun 10.30. Tel 608 063 873 St Barnabas IERE (Anglican) Torre del Mar , Morning prayer 1st Sunday, Holy Communion 2nd, 3rd and 4th at 11am at Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre,Avda. Moscatel 1”I”, (Gardens of Viña Malága/Antigua Casa de la Viña), Torre del Mar. Tel: 657286284 Please can you also add as follows:Lux Mundi, Torre del Mar Catholic Mass. Every Saturday at 17.00. Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre,Avda. Moscatel 1”I”, (Gardens of Viña Malága/Antigua Casa de la Viña), Torre del Mar. Tel: 952 543 334. Torre del Mar: International Church Málaga/ Cornerstone International Church. Meets Sun @ 11:30am & Wed @ 6:30 pm for Bible Study. Calle Solera 2, Bajos,Torre del Mar Evangelical Church - El Puente Christian Fellowship Sunday Worship 11am - Bible Study Wed 2-4pm. AA - Wed 7pm. Charity shop/books open Wed, Thurs, Fri & Sat 10-1.30pm. We meet at El Puente Christian Fellowship premises situated underneath Maroma Inmobilaria, Cruce de Periana Puente don Manuel. 952 117 145 or 952 518 185 Bank Hours Usually 8:30am-2pm except Sundays, Bank holidays and Fiestas. Please note, the majority of banks will not accept bills to be paid (ie: electric, phone, rates) after 11am. Taxis Torre: 653 917 004, Nerja: 952 520 537 Velez Malaga: 653 917 004, Puente Don Manuel: 952 510 992 Mob: 616 034 636.

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What’s O n ‘The 'Big Cats' We are a group of Jaguar enthusiasts living in Andalucia. We have a meeting each month for a meal and a good old chat about our cars. Contact Philip Wray on 669 434 457 JEC.CostaDelSol@gmail.com Join El Valle! El Valle is one of Axarquia’s most successful and longest running social clubs based in Lake Vinuela area. We meet on the first Mon of each month (not Aug) at Punto de Encuentro Asador, Puente don Manuel) At our monthly meetings you can find out about our wide range of activities that range from the cultural and gastronomic to quizzes, games and films. We also organise days out and short trips away. www.el-valleasociacion.com Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre, Torre del Mar, Avda. Moscatel 1”I”, (Jardines Viña Malága/Antigua Casa de la Viña), Torre del Mar, 29740. Open mornings only Monday and Wednesday 10.00 till 13.00 and Fridays as usual 11.00 - 13.00. Gradually we will re-open usual activities so please come or phone us for further information.Tel: 952 543 334 E-mail: luxmundi@lux-mundi.org The Nerja Philosophical Group For info please call Tom Bryson on 699 170 931 Trumps Bridge We are a very friendly international Bridge Club playing Duplicate twice weekly on Monday and Thursday afternoons at 2.45pm. We now play in our new premises at El Zoco, Calle Neptuno, Nerja. We will be starting a beginners' course in the near future and run a Mentor scheme for those wishing to improve their game. Should you require a partner, or wish further information on our Club, visit www.bridgewebs.com/trumpsnerja The Nerja History Group for anyone interested in Spanish History. We have Lectures and trips each month. Meetings are held at the Nerja Museum, above the underground car park, starting at 11.00am and finish approx. 12.30pm. Please email: nerjahistorygroup@yahoo.com Phoenix Club We now meet every Tues between 12 and 2pm at Bar La Vega, Avenida Andalucia and is sandwiched between the small Mercadona Supermarket and the Repsol Garage on the way out of Torre towards Malaga. Call Gail 951 067 723 www.phoenixsocialclub.co.uk

Short Mat Bowls is now operating in the hotel Jimesol, C/ Chaparil, Nerja on Mon and Thurs afternoons from 1.45pm to 4.15pm. New members welcome. Contact Marian on 952 523 754 or Malcolm on 952 520 579 for more details. www.shortmatbowlsnerja.com Golf: TOGS (Torrox Golf Society) If you would like a friendly but competitive game of golf each Sunday morning at Anoreta, then why not join TOGS, possibly the friendliest Society on the Costa. Email: torroxgolfsociety@gmail.com or call Captain: Bob Bennett on 691 571 570 International Choir has moved! We have relocated to Vélez-Málaga - easier access to people in local communities who want to come and sing with us. Rehearsals Thur, 17:30 – 20:00 in the Casa Hermandad de la Cofradía de los Estudiantes, Plaza de los Sastres, 1, CP 29700 Vélez-Málaga, near San Juan Church and the Language School. Parking nearby at the San Francisco market (1 euro). Fo info please contact 657 951 755 (English) or 689 111 352 / eucorax@hotmail.es RBL Benajarafe Branch meet every Fri from 12.00 at the Restaurante Mediterraneo situated on the coast road in Benajarafe. We enjoy bingo, quizzes, various entertainment & monthly outings. We have an excellent weekly lunch & welcome new/existing RBL members. Tel: 653108415 benajaraferblspainsouth@gmail.com Colmenar Social Club is a group whose aim is to promote friendship and assistance to all our members. We meet every Wed from 12.00pm at Arco Del Sol Hotel, Colmenar on A356 KM9. A great venue to enjoy a variety of activities such as wine tasting, talks, cooking demonstrations, monthly lunches, car sharing days out, theatre visits and a monthly bowling group. Tel: Carol on 623 125 656 RBL - Nerja meets twice a month for lunch - on the 3rd Thur at the Al Andalus Hotel, Maro. Everyone is welcome to join us. Booking is essential. Please contact Kim on tel: +44 7988029001 or email: kim_bowe1@hotmail.com.

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) : a h a Jokes h A little guy is sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as the little guy bursts into tears. "Come on man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy. “I`m a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the car park, I found my car stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the milkman and then my dog bit me. So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink, drop the capsule in it and while I sit here watching the poison dissolve, a smart arse like you shows up and drinks the whole bloody thing!" ————————————————————Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: What in the hell is that? Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Maude: Where did you get it? Mabel: You can get them at any chemist. The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. 'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.' ————————————————————An Irish farmer named Seamus had an accident with a lorry, and was suing the lorry

company. In court their hot-shot solicitor was questioning Seamus.. 'Now didn't you say to the Police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favourite cow, Bessie, into the...' 'I didn't ask for any details', 'Just answer the question. Did you not tell the police officer, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?' 'Well, I had just got Bessie into the sidecar and I was driving down the road....' The solicitor interrupted again and said, 'Your Honour, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the police on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident, he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.' By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Seamus's answer and said to the solicitor 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favourite cow, Bessie'. Seamus thanked the Judge and proceeded. 'Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favourite cow, into the sidecar and was driving her down the road when this huge lorry and trailer came through a stop sign and hit me right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurt very bad like, and didn't want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible pain just by her groans. Shortly after the accident, a policeman on a motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the policeman came charging across the road, gun still in hand, looked me up and down, and said, 'How badly are you hurt?' 'Now what would you have said'?

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Jokes h a ha Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: 'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back,relax and...... OH, MY GOD!' Silence followed! Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom. 'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!' One Irish passenger yelled............'For f*#k's sake ......... you should see the back of mine!!!' ------------------------------------------------------——A blonde female motorist was on her way to the Gold Coast when she was flagged down by a man on the side of the road whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, 'Are you going to the Gold Coast?' 'Sure,' answered the blonde, 'do you need a lift ?' 'Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the Gold Coast Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me ? I' ll give you $100 for your trouble.' 'I'd be happy to,' said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went. Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of the Gold Coast when suddenly he was horrified!! There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde. 'What the heck are you doing here?' he demanded, 'I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees

to the zoo.' 'Yes, I know you did,' said the blonde,' but we had money left over - so now we're going to Sea World.’ ------------------------------------------------------——A lady and baby go to the doctors, who is concerned about the baby´s weight. “Bottle or breast fed?” the doctor asked “Breast” replies the lady. The doctor asks the lady to strip to the waist and proceeds to massage her breasts, pinch her nipples and suck them. “No wonder the baby is underweight, you haven´t any milk!!” exclaims the doctor. “I know, I´m the baby´s granny, but I´m really glad I came!” ------------------------------------------------------——A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behaviour. Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans , please raise your hand.” Not one hand went up .... so she took them home and ate them. ————————————————————Here is the latest recommendations for Public Health EnglandWith the shortage of Lateral Flow Tests available, the Government are going to introduce a new “One minute self diagnostic” process. You put one finger in your mouth and one up your bottom. After 60 seconds swap fingers. If you can’t smell or taste the difference, then please isolate for 10 days

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Hey Diddle Riddle

1. The cartoonist Gerald Scarfe is married to which actress turned cake baker?

1. I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?

2. What is the largest lake in Nothern Ireland? 3. In the military what does the acronym ADC mean?

2. What is seen in the middle of March and April that can’t be seen at the beginning or end of either month?

4. As of 2021, how many men have walked on the Moon?

3. What disappears as soon as you say its name?

5. What ‘H’ was Margaret Thatcher’s middle name?

4. I have keys, but no locks and space, and no rooms. You can enter, but you can’t go outside. What am I?

6. Who would wear a ‘chasuble’? 5. What gets wet while drying? 7. What type of food is the South American dish ‘Ceviche’? 8. What substance was included in Coca-Cola drinks until 1903?

6. What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters? 7. I am four times as old as my daughter. In 20 years time, I shall be twice as old as her. How old are we now?

9. What is the capital city of Switzerland? 10. In which city was the artist Banksy born? 11. What is the English translation for the constellation Ursa Major?

8. Lighter than what I am made of, more of me is hidden than is seen. What am I?

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Puzzle P ages Crossword Across

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1 In armed combat (5,4)

2 Apprehensive (7)

8 Troops’ lodgings (8)

3 Facile (4)

9 Reverberate (4)

4 Limitedness (8)

10 Weaving machine (4) 11 Staying power (7) 13 Alias (7,4) 15 Reel (7)

5 Catarrh (5) 6 Prison (4) 7 From where (6) 12 Pre-decimal measuring system (8) 13 Off course (6)

17 Lash (4)

14 Loss of speech (7)

20 Animal’s den (4)

16 Irish police force (5)

21 Figment of the imagination (8)

18 Ship’s bow (4)

22 Seating arrangement (5,4)

19 Minor deviation (4)

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difference and which Venus will crown with success at the end of the month

ARIES: March 21-April 20 A calm and stable month with no need to worry. February is not, however, a time for Aries to relax – you can be extraordinarily productive and able to realise your potential. You should easily resolve any previous grievances

LIBRA: September 23 - October 22 You have opportunity to find a more exciting job or join a team that recognises your talents. Making a fortune is not your primary concern in February, as you invest in trying to achieve peace and harmony with those around you

TAURUS: April 21-May 21 During February, Taureans can confidently take risks and follow ideas. You will be ambitious, original, creative, perhaps a little emotional. There will be reward for all your hard work but do remember to take care of your health with fresh air, sleep, walks and meditation

SCORPIO: October 23 - November 21 You are charismatic to the finger tips, impressing everyone you meet and seducing those you need to, to get what you want. You find joy in living, in discussion, and in exchange of ideas. Enjoy your February Scorpio

GEMINI: May 22-June 21 Nothing can stop you this month. Rely on your intuition and inner resources to accelerate the change and transformation you need on an emotional and professional level. After an anxious year, you will find the energy and desire to successfully fight for what inspires you CANCER: June 22-July 22 A time to concentrate on relationships – encourage dialogue, broaden your horizons, develop shared interests. Better not to commit yourself financially without first measuring the possible consequences of your initiatives LEO: July 23-August 23 You have a lot of goodwill and energy to spare that will encourage others to help you make changes, achieve your ambitions and free you from the conditioning of the past. There is an opportunity to increase your earnings VIRGO: August 24-September 22 Put yourself forward and claim your right to happiness, it's time to rekindle the flame or take a bold step towards someone you like. Invest in a relationship that makes a

SAGITTARIUS: November 22 December 21 Take advantage of favourable aspects for your personal and family development, as you fill up on happiness and strengthen bonds. You’ll be able to free up some time as you lighten your schedule and concentrate on personal objectives CAPRICORN: December 22 January 20 Try not to impose your plans or wishes on others this month - if you feel pressure building, invest in a punch bag. Find you inner freedom, take time to breathe easily and deeply, walk in nature, hug a tree AQUARIUS: January 21-February 19 Search for a path that inspires you, not one that brings profit alone. Free yourself from a past that has plagued you and follow avenues and activities that exploit your talents and deep-heart ambitions PISCES: February 20-March 20 Your head and heart are full of projects you are burning to achieve, giving you strength to fight for, and get involved in, opportunities. During February you can make your dreams come true and allow your morale to soar

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lFor Air Conditioning call Mark at Esola, 616 119 007, Torre del Mar lPolar Air For Professional and reliable servicing, repairs and installation of A/C at competitive rates by a qualified technician. Call Jordan 655 211 192 or visit www.polarair.eu lCHS Cooling and Heating Solutions. All makes of air conditioning, serviced and installed. Also Solar, Heating and swimming pool heat pumps. Call: 655 791 167 Email: chsspain@gmail.com

lBespoke Blind Services. Blinds made to measure for any window size or shape, Vertical, Panel, Roman, Venetian and Roller blinds. Large selection of colours and designs to suit any existing decor or new projects. Call: Ian 644 546 176 solarblinds.es@gmail.com

lConnect Air Conditioning. Supplying the latest in heat pump technology at the best prices. Contact Sean: 639 738 624 www.connectairconditioning.com Email: connect.aircon@hotmail.com

AWNINGS lAwnings - Blinds - Mosquito Screens, Glass Curtain Repairs, Replacement of plastic jointing strips, New Installations, Roller Shutters / Repairs. New installations, Conversion from manual to motorised. Call Julian: 655 825 931

BEAUTY & BOUTIQUE lThe Hair & Beauty Studio Cruce de Periana, Puente don Manuel, (along from Morenos) Call: 951 204 158 or 654 897 410

BUILDERS lLT Construction - is a building company based in the Velez Malaga area. We specialise in all aspects of design, building license application & construction, we have over 14 years of expertise in creating individual building solutions for our clients. Our local knowledge of the land and its soil types - and how best to deal with the challenges posed by them means that we are the best-suited company to advise you on your building requirements. Call Lee Talbot on 659324586 info@ltconstruction.es www.ltconstruction.es lJohn Housby, Building, Plastering, Tiling & Painting. For a quotation ring John: 699 261 414. Email: housbyjohn@gmail.com

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The Sentinella Paginas CARPENTERS lQuality Bespoke Wooden Furniture. Your design brought to life. Any size, colour or design for homes, gardens and businesses. www.weswoodwork.com Telephone: 679 171 008

CAR ACCESSORIES lWindow Tinting, A mobile service for your convenience, ITV legal and certified. Cut out annoying glare. Stop U/V. Protect children and pets. Be cool. Enjoy the sun, don’t suffer it! Call Ian 902 888 176 / 644 546 176

CLEANING lUltra Clean, Clean & Changeovers, key holding, house-keeping, laundry, window cleaning, gardening etc.. Call Pammy: 674 597 984 Torre del Mar area

COMPUTER SERVICES lSteve’s Computer and Laptop Service. Providing a thorough health check/repair for corrupted software and removal of virus/malware infections. Sales of used/refurbished laptops at competitive prices. Call Steve in Torrox: 634347055 Email: sfmay@hotmail.com

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lNo hidden cost, delivery along the coast, personal meet & greet service at the airport with no queues or bus journeys. www.quickcarhiremalaga.com quickcarhiremalaga@gmail.com 669 899 065 / Whatsapp available

lDavid Fenton: Computer Help Specialist. Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer since 2000. House calls, remote assistance or bring it to me. Help and impartial advice with all types of technology. Tel 952 549 607, Mob 654 899 976

CARERS Professional carer live-in and day/night care specialising in dementia, alzheimers, anxiety, cancer, palliative care, parkinsons, stroke, mobility etc... Great flexibility. For more info call: Carmen on 644 441 783 or email:carmenlopez36@hotmail.com

CHIROPODISTS lRegisitered Chiropodist/Podiatrist offering a complete footcare service in the comfort of your own home. Over 25yrs exp NHS & private. Call: 636 866 715 lFoot care in the comfort of your home. Services including nail cutting, corn, callus and ingrowing toe nail removal. Specialising in diabetic foot care. Full PPE worn. Clare Sasada 659825512.

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COUNSELLING lKestrel Counselling. Professional, confidential, qualified counselling service. Skype or online. Experienced with all age groups including children. Tel: 636 588 697 www.kestrelcounselling.com Email: kestrelcounselling@gmail.com

CURRENCY TRANSFERS lTransferwise (now called Wise) - Really easy and a cheaper way to send money abroad. Every friend that you invite to Wise will get a first ‘fee-free transfer’ of up to 500pounds. Plus you get rewarded too. You receive 50 euros once invited 3 friends who make a qualifying payment of at least 200 euros each. Go to this link below to receive your free transfer. https://transferwise.com/invite/asd/kamik9

DAMP PROOFING lElectro-OS S.L. Immediately effective. 20 Year guarantee. Tel: 958 656 560 / 619 666 363 www.electro-os.com info@Electro-os.com

DENTISTRY lClinica Europa Centro internacional, Blq. 86, Torrox Costa. Call: 952 53 09 08 Email: info@clinicaeuropa.eu

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DRAIN CLEARANCE lDrains & Plumbing Est.1999. 24 Hour call out. Tel/Fax: 952 539 425. 24 Hour Service: 634 275 030 / 657 862 628 lDrain & Leak Solutions Your underground plumbers! High pressure water jetting, Drain tracing CCTV, Septic tank problems & installations, baths, sinks & toilets unblocked, leak detection & repairs. Fully qualified and fully legal. No call out fee!! Tel: 951 310 111 / 651 111 005 www.drain&leak.com

ELECTRICIANS lSparkinspain - Electrical installations & maintenance. Local from Nerja to Velez-Malaga & inland to Competa and Frigiliana.Tel Colin 951 242 449/Mob 666707297 sparkinspain@rocketmail.com Web: www.english-electrician-nerja.com

ELECTRIC SUPPLIERS lDo you pay too much for your electricity? Contact Daniel from AxarEnergy today on: 662 114 241. We work with more than 25 companies and there is no cost to you for switching! Visit our office Camino Viejo de Malaga, 41, Velez Malaga. www.axarenergy.com / dlopez@axarenergy.com

ESTATE AGENTS lBuy A Home Spain Calle Pintor Cipriano Maldonado 7A, Edificio Salares, 29740, Torre del Mar. (Opposite the bus station) Call: 952 547 554 or 680 210 414. Email: info@buyahomespain.com Website: www.buyahomespain.com lAndalucia Real Estate (Belgian management)- sales and renovations since 2005 – Axarquia area – Dutch/Belgian/English market. Av. De Los Cipreses 16, Frigiliana. 0034-952 53 44 81 or 0034-666 82 17 96 info@andaluciarealestate.eu www.andaluciarealestate.eu lAxarquia Properties S.L Est. 2001. Office: 952 436 781 Cta. Almeria 194, Benajarafe Email: info@axarquiaproperties.com www.axarquiaproperties.com lFleming Properties, Calle Dr. Fleming, 1, Nerja. 952 524 140 or 637 278 306/606 087 362, www.fleming-properties.com

lAndalucia4you.net Advice on the entire buying-selling process including property management and reforms. Avda. Andalucia 125, Caleta de Velez. Call: 952 72 08 32 or whatsapp 634 35 70 26 Email: contact@andalucia4you.net www.andalucia4you.net lImmotions Real Estate, selling to Belgian, Dutch, English & Scandinavian clients. We offer; one go-to person, renovation guidance, after-sales service and much more! Call +34/654 899 531 or +34/656 823 048 Website: immotionsrealestate.com E-mail: info@immotionsrealestate.com lBluCee Inmobiliaria / Real Estate Bespoke service by dedicated team covering Málaga, Axarquia and Costa Tropical. Sales, property management, holiday rentals. www.blucee.com info@blucee.com Tel: 0034 711 042 727 lZalia properties, long established rental agents, Lake Viñuela area. Car hire, Pool, Villa cleans etc. El Cruce de Periana 4, Edf. Alzabel, Semisotano 2, Alcaucin www.zaliaproperties.net 952 519 718 / 663 093 782, 696 206 158 lUnspoilt Andalusia, Established 2002, selling country and village properties. Our aim has always been to make any sales or purchase experience easy, helping our clients along after completion! Offices just off the main A356 road in Trapiche village. www.unspoiltandalusia.com Email: unspoiltandalusia@gmail.com Tel/WhatsApp: +34 606010580 lCountry Properties 29754 Competa - Málaga Plaza Almijara, 21 & Avd. Constitución, 33 Tel.: +34 952 51 61 78 29770 Torrox - Málaga Calle Elisa Ortigosa, 7 Tel.: +34 952 53 91 25 29740 Torre del Mar Málaga Avda. Andalucia, 32B Tel.: +34 952 54 18 86 / 654 693 680 www.countryproperties.net sales@countryproperties.net

EST AGENTS/PROPERTY RENTALS lSpanish Management Vinuela (next to the Farmacia) Sales, Rentals, Management, Holidays. Professional advice with 16 years experience in Spain. Tel 666 135 516 / 618 940 829 Email: spanishmanagement1@gmail.com Web: www.spanishmanagement.com

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The Sentinella Paginas FISH & CHIPS lThe Town Frier at The Belvedere. All Your Chippy Favourites. Fish & Chips, Kebabs, Pies... All freshly cooked. Eat-in or takeaway. Please call or Whatsapp: 608 531 601 or 610 100 908. Avienda de Colon, No. 1 Torre del Mar.

FINANCIAL SERVICES lSpectrum IFA Group, Specialist Financial Advice to Expatriates across Europe. Our expertise covers Retirement & Pension Planning including QROPS, Life Assurance, Efficient Investing (using Insurance wrappers), Succession & Inheritance Tax Planning, Currency Exchange & much more. Contact Antony on 0034 639 418 017

FUNERAL DIRECTORS lLa Esperanza Funeral Parlour. Funeral Directors with their own funeral parlours and crematorium with more than 50 years experience in the Malaga province. Telephone 952 50 15 81, 24 hours a day 365 days a year (in case of death/emergencies)

FURNITURE lCudeca Hospice Charity Shop – Torre del Mar C/ Infante 21 – Edf. Jamaica Bajo Tel: 663 083 273 Mon-Sat 10.00 – 13.30 / Mon- Fri 17:00 – 20.00. Nerja C/ Almirante Carranza 15 Tel: 663 083 503 Mon-Sat 10.00 – 13.30 www.cudeca.org

GARDENING lRed Palm Beetles, Wasps, Ants, Woodlice, Mice, Rats and all pests. Processionary Moths. Call us for treatment and disposal of these garden problems. Tel: 634 431 099 lCovid 19 Garden, Is your garden overgrown and sadly neglected? It’s not your fault! We can trim, clear, clean and make your garden beautiful again. Call us on 634 431 099 if you need our help. lHaving Erosion Problems? We can show you a green solution which is used successfully worldwide. Visit our website at www.vetiverspain.com or contact us at 692 288 657 lAxarquia Gardening - Garden and pool maintenance and all the jobs that are related to gardening. Contact us on: 644 930 221 FB - axarquiagardening Email: axarquiagardening@gmail.com

GARDEN FURNITURE lDe Tropen - Specialist in garden furniture, 13.000m2, all models in stock. www.detropen.es Location: Autovía del Mediterraneo A-7 (Exit 272), 29700 Velez Malaga, Entrance behind Repsol gasoline station. Tel. 642 651 074

HANDYMAN SERVICES lSteve The Handyman: 669 969 570. No job too small. Quick courteous service. Flat pack furniture expert, painting & decorating. Honest and reliable, 17 years in Spain.

HEATING lRedwell® – the leading brand in Infrared Heating Systems. White panels and designs like mirrors, pictures, glass etc. Low consumption, low running time due to partial storage material inside. Prevents damp. Contact/showroom: Avda. El Faro, Bl. 75, bajo 9, Torrox Costa, call 952 539 742, sscharler@gmx.de, www.redwell.com

INSURANCE lGPS Insurance Services - For all your Insurance needs (Personal & Business) Check out our easy to navigate website to request quotes www.gpsinsuranceservices.com email: admin@gpsinsuranceservices.com Tel/Whatsapp: 711 021 479 lLinea Directa, Car insurance starts from 194€. Best prices and best cover. Car, motorcycle, home and vehicle fleet insurance. Call: 952 147 834 www.lineadirecta.com lLiberty Seguros The Expats No. 1 choice for insurances. Avda. Andalucia, 61 Blq 1, Local E, Torre del Mar. Call: 913 017 883 / 617 967 668 Email: patricia.camps@exclusivos.libertyseguros.es FB: liberty.seguros.expats

KENNELS & CATTERIES lHome From Home Dog Boarding at my 10,000m2 finca in Riogordo. No kennels just lots of exercise, fun and cuddles. Also pet paw casting and bespoke animal sculptures in cement. Call: 678 189 019 or e-mail: riogordo@mail.com www.homefromhome.weebly.com.

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lLanguage Classes Online, Language assistance services / translations / private tuition / exam preparation. www.languagesclassonline FB: @languageclassesonline Tel: 648 69 77 96 Email: team@languagesclassonline lInlingua: Spanish classes for non-Spanish speakers in Velez Malaga. Certified bilingual teachers. Dynamic methodologies adapted for all levels. Also in English, French and German. Online or face-to-face sessions. Call: 952 55 85 24 / 626 21 91 68 FB:@delibesformacion Email: info@inlinguavelezmalaga.com

lRods motorcycles. Mobile motorcycle service and repairs. From scooters to superbikes. All makes and models. Factory trained technician. Contact 633 287 190.

LAWYERS lCS Abogados, Spanish solicitors, specialists in property law. English Spoken. Torrox Costa, 952 697 004 Urb. Costa del Oro local 8, (in front of Mercadona). Torre del Mar, 951 832 130 Calle Rioja, 69, Edificio Salares, local A. (Near the Bus Station). Free initial consultation, Email: info@cslawyers.es / www.cslawyers.es lAxarquia Solicitors 15 years helping expats and non-residents –Offices in Nerja & Velez-Málaga. Call: 952 901 225 for a free no obligation appointment. mail@axarquiasolicitors.com l De Cotta Law Spanish Abogados & English Lawyers. Consultations and advice on all legal matters, including Visas and Wills. Conveyancing specialists. www.decottalaw.com. Call us on 952 527 014 or email info@decottalaw.net

MAN & VAN lMan & Van Transport, Clearances, 15€ p/hourand 0.20c per KM. Extra man 10€ p/hour. Call Jan 643 623 681

METALWORK lMetalwork made to measure - Gates, Doors, Rejas. M.O.T. welding and on-site repairs. All areas. Also building work. All work guaranteed. Andy: 676 719 066 Email: sainbena@hotmail.com

MOSQUITO/FLY SCREENS lMosquito Screens made to measure & repairs. Plus nets for your pets too with reinforced dog flap. Call: 674 617 379. No call out fee!

OPTICIANS lHeiko by Heiko, Avda Andalucia 119, Torre del Mar 952 967 923

PARAGLIDING lParagliding gift vouchers. Give a dream to your loved ones or fulfil your dream. Fly with an instructor with 30 years exp. without risk, over some incredible landscapes in the mountains and the sea, landing gently in front of a beach bar. www.parapentegranada.info

PLUMBERS lAndy Mann UK Corgi-registered Domestic Water and Gas services. All areas covered. Combi boiler technician. Emergency Breakdowns Tel: 633 875 588 Email: andymann_genesis@yahoo.co.uk lPlumbing by Chris, repairs, replacement and reforms. Est. since 1982. Call Chris: 674 617 379. No call out fee!

PRINTER INK CARTRIDGES lInk Cartridges for all makes of Printers. Original or Compatible. Tuesdays: Jardines del Trapiche Market. or call for free delivery 627 242 977 email: sales@printerink.es

PROPERTY RENTALS lBuy A Home Spain C/ Pintor Cipriano Maldonado 7A, Edificio Salares, 29740, Torre del Mar Call: 952 547 554 or 680 210 414. Email: info@buyahomespain.com Website: www.buyahomespain.com

REMOVALS lTony Roam Transport & Removals. 16 Years To & Fro Spain / UK / Spain. Up to 4 weeks free storage UK and Spain. Es 636 393 542 / UK 09793 362 003 WhatsApp either number. Email tonyroam@btconnect.com Website for further information and prices. www.euroam.co.uk

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The Sentinella Paginas REMOVALS (Continued) lAlcala Transport, Fully Legal, Spanish registered Transport/Removals Company with dedicated pet transport van. Operating locally for over 12 years. We run two vans twice per month to & from the UK/Europe. Colin for a no obligation quote on 0034 608 085 700 or 0044 7936886822

RESTAURANTS lTaj Mahal (Torre del Mar) Avenida Andalucia, Bloque Jupiter, Pasaje Timon 2, Calle Timon, Torre del Mar Tel: 952 547 798 or 665 675 053 lTaj Mahal (Puente don Manuel) Next door to Chiringuito Antonios, Venta Baja Tel: 952 510 886 / 667 934 731 lIndian Palace Barriada Buena Vista, Puente don Manuel Tel: 952 510 963 Mob: 616 942 212 Email: indianpalacealcaucin@gmail.com www.indianpalacealcaucin.blogspot.com lBuon Gusto Ristorante - Pizzeria, Paseo Maritimo, Torre del Mar Tel: 951 70 28 33 Comercial Centro Rincon De La Victoria Tel: 952 97 86 04

SATELLITE T.V. lTotal Satellite Installations Call Phil on: 629 556 266. Email:philbraid@hotmail.com

SOLICITORS lBest Law Office in Law Axarquia Area. Professional legal and tax services at affordable rates. Free quotations and consultations. Offices in Nerja and Velez-Malaga. Tel: 952 901 225 Email:mail@axarquiasolicitors.com

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SWIMMING POOLS lCosta Swimming Pools, Specialists in steps and ledge construction, acid cleaning and re-grouting. Compete pool reforms. All areas covered. Call: 711 022 774 for a free quote

TAXIS l24 Hour Taxi - English speaking. Call Javi on 653 917 004

VETS lPet Vet Clinic La Herradura, Vaccinations, X-Ray, Dentistry, Operations, Pet Shop & More... C/Alhambra Nº3, La Herradura. Tel: 609 977 564 We speak: English, German, Swedish, Finnish & Spanish

VINYL SOLUTIONS lWhy replace when you can renovate? Revamp tired looking kitchens, fridge and freezer doors, bathrooms, wall panels, wardrobes etc.. No painting involved... just vinyl. Call Ian: 644 546 176

WANTED ITEMS lBest prices paid for jewellery, watches and artwork. 30 years in the business. Call or whatsapp Martin: 603 355 959 Email: tintoamour@gmail.com

WEBSITE DESIGN lWebsite design for your business on the Costa del Sol. Facebook marketing and hosting. Web: www.tomlumsden.es Whatsapp: 625 842 780 Email: tom@tomlumsden.es

WINDOW TINTING lHeat reflective tint for; windows, doors, glass curtains, glass roofs, reduce cooling costs and insulate the glass to retain winter heat. Be comfortable indoors! Call: 644 546 176 ian@solarshadetinting.com

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lSuricato wine shop specialising in a great variety of quality wine plus a selection of other products such as extra premium virgin olive oils and snacks. 951338586 Puerta del Mar 5, Local 10 Torre del Mar

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Spectacular detached 5+ bed villa with sea views Great location: next to the marina of Caleta de Vélez and the Golf course. Guest house/bodega + separate self contained guest apartment + fitness room garage, salt water pool, central heating, PVC double glazing, A/C Price: 579,900€

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Victoria Komina Manager Andalucia4you Dear clients & friends! Let your (new) HOME be filled with LOVE, SUNSHINE and WARMTH. HAPPY VALENTINES! We hope this month will be very special for you. May you fulfil your desire for a new home and enjoy all the beauty of Andalucia ANDALUCIA4YOU OFFERS to OPEN your DOOR to: ✔Professional advice and ALL-round service IN ONE ✔Your door to the Dutch, Belgian and overseas market ✔Free listing and pre-valuation ✔Local experts and personal guidance ✔10 years of experience in Real Estate ✔Centrally located Office in Caleta de Vélez, Axarquía

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