Filmed in 2022, Gleeson’s film records and interviews musicians, dancers and singers gathering one last time in this Dublin pub, a mecca of traditional music for over 35 years, including archival footage throughout.
Tickets €9/8
Bruised Orange John Prine Tribute Band
Ireland's premier John Prine Tribute band will perform with special guest Tralee singer Catriona O'Sullivan. Boasting some of Ireland's most experienced musicians the band features Michael ‘Mike Mack’ McGarry, Anthony Toby Cregan, Derek Matthews, Steve Milne and Shay Carry, creating a unique live John Prine experience.
Tickets €25
29TH SEP SUN 2.00PM
Tralee, Co Kerry
A Night at the Opry
Starring Claudia Buckley, Johnny Brady and John Hogan, enjoy a fantastic evening with 3 of Ireland’s biggest and best Country stars, as they present some of the most well known hit songs of Country Music, with a few stories and fun moments. So come and sing along to your favourite Country Music Hit songs! Tickets €30
The Speks
This funny and interactive family show presents lively nursery rhymes and sing-along songs set to acoustic Irish music which will have all the family jumping, clapping and laughing along.
Tickets €11
‘Telling the stories of the Rivers of Tralee - FREE COMMUNITY EVENTS THIS SEPTEMBER & OCTOBER
The rivers of Tralee are often hidden and you may pass over and by them in your daily life without realising it. Transition Kerry and Tralee Bay Wetlands are hosting a series of free community events in September and October, celebrating the rivers of Tralee, including the Big River/The Gyle, the Balloonagh River and of course the lovely River Lee after which the town has been named.
There will be a River Cyclepsychogeographical exploration of Tralee’s rivers, past, present and future(s).
on the 8th September, being led by Keith Phelan. This will start with a talk at the Wetlands starting at 2pm, followed by a cycle along some of the rivers in Tralee town from 3-5pm. This will be an exploration of the psychological and geographical
changes of Tralee’s rivers over time.
On the 28th September, we will meet from 2.30-5pm at the bridge over the Big River/The Gyle on Brewery Road to learn about Life along our Rivers. Here we will learn who we share these rivers with - from otters, birds, bats, fish and insects, all who depend on the river’s quality of water and their vital role as ecological corridors in our urban town. We will learn how we can look after sections of the river and ensure that they are healthy habitats for all.
On the 12th October, we will host the final event in this series, ‘The Rivers of Tralee – An Archaeological Perspective’. We are delighted to have Lar Dunne, a local Tralee archeologist, who will speak about the past 6,000 years - the
archaeology of life in the wetlands of the Tralee / Lee Valley area’.
These public events are all possible with the support of the Local Authority Waters Programme (LAWPRO) and Kerry County Council. To book your place for any
or all of the events, you will find links to register on Tralee Bay Wetlands website. Contact Tralee Bay Wetlands to for further information or book a place (066-7126700). All events are free and all are welcome to attend. Tá fáilte roimh gach duine.
Why not visit us on your way to the local beaches.
Guests and visitors alike can enjoy locally sourced, modern cuisine from our newly crafted menu and our extensive range of daily specials.
Dine in a casual and relaxed setting with breathtaking views of Tralee Bay and the Slieve Mish Mountains.
The Palace Bar & Restaurant is Open All Week!!! Sun - Thurs 12.30pm – 8pm | Friday & Sat 12.30pm - 9pm A la Carte & Daily Specials - All walk-ins welcome!
Ballyroe Heights Hotel hosts semi-private and private function rooms to cater for the perfect atmosphere for your party. To reserve your booking, please contact us by phone: 066-7126796 / Email: info@ballyroe.com or just call in to us .
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Tralee Pipe Band Hall, Matt Talbot Road, Tralee 7.30am & 9:00 am 5:30pm & 7:00pm Thursday
Tralee Parnells Under 9s who took part in the County Board Hurling Blitz in Caherslee
Tralee Parnells U14s after retaining the County League Cup for 2024
Sharon's Slimming World Tralee Pipe Band Hall
Tralee
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Lean Muscle? ...How Bad Do You Want It?
Les Mills GRIT Cardio with Catriona & Daniel at Zero Gravity Sports Performance in Manor West Hotel Are you ready to push your limits and transform your fitness? Look no further than LES MILLS GRIT Cardio—a high-intensity interval training (HIIT) workout that’s as effective as it is exhilarating. Catriona & Daniel , both experienced fitness instructors and with Catriona also very much a HIIT enthusiast, are here to guide you through this transformative workout that promises to build lean muscle, torch stubborn fat, and supercharge your cardiovascular fitness.
What is LES MILLS GRIT Cardio?
LES MILLS GRIT Cardio is a 30-minute HIIT workout designed to challenge your body and mind. It’s not just a workout; it’s a test of how far you’re willing to go to achieve the body you want. “GRIT is where you find out what you’re made of,” says Catriona. “It’s designed to push you to your limits and beyond, but the best part is, you don’t need to be super fit to start. The simple movements are easy to master, and you can go at your own pace.”
How Strong Do You Need to Be?
While some base level of fitness is ideal, LES MILLS GRIT Cardio is accessible to everyone. “You don’t need to be a powerhouse to start,” explains Daniel . “This workout
meets you where you are, and it’s okay to take breaks when you need to. In fact, catching your breath is a sign you’re hitting the max training zone—that’s where the magic happens.”
How Often Should You Do GRIT?
Catriona recommends doing LES MILLS GRIT twice a week for maximum benefit—one session of GRIT Cardio and one of GRIT Strength. “It’s tempting to want to do more because of the endorphin rush,” she says, “but less is more with HIIT. This balance ensures you get the most out of each session without overtraining.”
Why GRIT is the Ideal HIIT Workout
LES MILLS GRIT isn’t just any workout—it’s a scientifically structured program that targets specific heart rate zones to maximize results. “We’re talking about functional exercises that improve your maximum oxygen consumption and significantly reduce the risk of heart disease,” says Catriona. “Plus, it’s incredibly effective at burning stubborn, unhealthy belly fat.” So, how bad do you want it? Whether you’re looking to build strength, improve your cardiovascular fitness, or cut through stubborn fat, LES MILLS GRIT Cardio, led by Catriona along with Daniel , is your fast
Louise gets the recognition she so well deserves!
Tralee’s own Louise Quill has been named Kerry Person of the Year for 2024, while the Kerry Ladies Football Team( co-managed by Louise’ brother Declan Quill ) has been honored with the 2024 Laochra Chiarraí award. Started in the early 80’s , the Kerry Person of the Year award celebrates individuals who have shown outstanding leadership, brought honor to the county, and provided services that go beyond the norm.
Louise Quill, founder of the Tír na nÓg Children’s Foundation in Tanzania, is a deserving recipient of this prestigious award. Since
establishing the foundation in 2007, Louise’s work has transformed the lives of countless children in the region. Located at the base of Mt. Kilimanjaro, the children’s home and school she founded have had a profound impact on the community. Last year, the foundation celebrated the opening of the Tír na nÓg
Children’s Village, a multi-million euro project featuring cottages, staff housing, a guesthouse, social spaces, music and playrooms, and an administration block.
Mary Shanahan, Cathaoirleach of the Kerry Association in Dublin, praised Louise’s remarkable
achievements, stating, “This award recognizes Louise’s exceptional work in leading Tír na nÓg to provide essential services and infrastructure to those in need in Tanzania.”
Louise Quill’s dedication and leadership have brought immense pride to Kerry, making her an exemplary choice for the Kerry Person of the Year award.
track to a fitter, stronger you.
Ready to test your limits? Join these guys for a session and discover the transformative power of GRIT for yourself. (Call 066-7194500 or simply call in, see the full range of classes in this issue of The Tralee Advertiser)
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To book a FREE consultation, phone 066 7174066 or email: reception@kerryskin.ie. All treatments carried out by Dr. David Buckley who is one of the most experienced injectors in Ireland. We also offer the latest advances in medical, surgical, laser and cosmetic dermatology.
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WHAT’S HAPPENING IN TRALEE
ABOVE: The Rise Coaching Method team competing in the ‘Tom Crean Dingle Peninsula Challenge’ from Tralee on Friday, from left Wayne Conway, Tralee, David, Tirna and Myia Spring, Tralee, Mike O’Regan and Denis McElligott both from Tralee.
ABOVE: The annual Community Mass was celebrated by Fr. Bernard Healy, for the residence of Kerin’s Park on Monday night, Tom Lynch, supplied the music and singing and residants supplied the cake, tea and biscuits.
ABOVE: The Chain Gang Cycling Club spent Saturday on the annual Ring of Kerry cycling trip and with dinner at The Meadowlands Hotel that evening, from left Aidan Scanlon, Denis Buckley, Ger O’Halloran and Kerry Kennely.
ABOVE: The Rise Coaching Method team competing in the ‘Tom Crean Dingle Peninsula Challenge’ from Tralee on Friday, from left Wayne Conway, Tralee, David, Tirna and Myia Spring, Tralee, Mike O’Regan and Denis McElligott both from Tralee.
ABOVE: Irish teams taking part for charities in the Tom Crean Dingle Peninsula Challenge from Tralee on Friday night.
ABOVE: Attending the Chain Gang Cycling Club dinner at the Meadowlands Hotel on Saturday evening after the annual cycling trip on the Ring of Kerry, in aid of Down Sydrome Kerry, from left John Murray Secretary CGCC, Siobhan Walsh Down Syndrome Kerry and Paul O’Carroll.
ABOVE: Ann Lynch-McGovern, Listowel, (third from left) held a Tea Dance at Listowel Arms Hotel on 18-8-24 in memory of her mother Mary Lynch, and presented a cheque for 4,900 EURO proceeds to the Kerry Hospice Foundation, from left Lisa King Nurse, Dr. Patricia Sheahan, Consultant Pallative Care Unit, UHK, Ann Lynch-McGovern, Aileen Clifford Nurse, Áine Moriarty, Mary Shanahan Secretary Kerry Hospice Foundation and Evelyn Doody KHF.
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Listowel...“The Place to be this September”
This week, Listowel Race Company launched a video campaign which showcases some of the magic and beauty of the North Kerry landscape; the historic and storied past of the vibrant town of Listowel and, most importantly, the wonderful, warm welcome and festivities that await all ages as preparations proceed in earnest for the forthcoming Harvest Racing Festival from Sunday 22nd to Saturday 28th of September. The campaign features well known local faces including horse trainer, Eoin McCarthy, publican and writer, Billy Keane, Chairman of Listowel Race Company, David Fitzmaurice, Secretary/Manager Brenda Daly, Head Groundsman Dan O’Connell, Enclosures Manager, John Sheehan, jockey Aoife O’Brien and this year’s judges of the McElligotts Kia Ladies Day Rosanna Davison and Heidi Higgins. Featuring dramatic footage of the spectacular scenery off
Bromore cliffs, horses riding out on Beale Beach and drone footage of Listowel Town, the core message of the campaign is when you come to the Listowel Races it truly is a complete experience as there is so much to do and see in North Kerry by day and by night! The concept for the campaign was developed by Orla Diffily and produced in association with George Doyle and Paudi Cronin of Neustock Media. It was filmed over approximately 2 weeks from end of July to early August with the crew utilising every sunny day to full advantage. It has a “movie” cinematic texture so as to make it visually appealing and already has over 100,000 views on social media platforms.
Ultimately Listowel Race Company hope it will bring the wonders of the Region and the Races to new audiences locally and nationally.
Tralee Chamber says a BIG Thank You!
Tralee Chamber would like to thank all of our volunteers who gave up their time throughout the summer season to take part in our litter pick-ups every Saturday morning . We would like to thank the Tralee business community and all of our members for coming out with us this year for the third summer in a row!
TIEDAYFRIDAY IS BACK!
TIEDAYFRIDAY for Kerry Mental Health Association is back on Friday 4th October. 1) WEAR A TIE 2) DONATE @ www.KerryMentalHealth.ie/Donate 3) POST A PICTURE. Proceeds will help fund FREE & affordable Mental Health First Aid and other mental health educational activities in Kerry.
Na Gaeil senior player Darragh Reen who climbed Kilimanjaro in Tanzania last week.
On your bike as a cyclist enjoys a spin near Blennerville Bridge on Wednesday morning.
Photo Moss Joe Browne.
Local man Mike O Connell was busy watering flowers at Kilflynn Village on Saturday.Photo Moss Joe Browne.
Phil Brosnan from Ballyroe was enjoying Tuesday afternoon with her hounds Motto and Minnie at the Lock Gates,Lohercannon a picturesque location while in the distance is the Blennerville Windmill.
Photo Moss Joe Browne.
Working members at Kilflynn coursing field on a lovely Saturday morning were Bridget Leen,Matty Dillon,Diarmuid Lynch and Tom McElligott.Photo Moss Joe Browne.
The legendary Mike Hickey with a twinkle in his eye at Kilflynn coursing field on Saturday.Photo Moss Joe Browne.
Gentian ( owner of Christina’s Cafe in the Square ) gets ready to unveil Daniels Coffee & More this weekend at Manor West Shopping Center
7:00-7:30am Body Pump 10:00-10:30am Beginners Body Pump Thursday 9:00 - 9:30am Body Balance Flexibility
Aqua Aerobics
: Day & Times Classes: Day & Times: Classes:
12:00-12:45pm Aqua Aerobics Thursday 6:15-7:00pm Aqua Aerobics Friday
12:00-12:45pm Aqua Props
Friday 9:00 - 9:30am Body Balance Strength
Saturday & Sunday 8:30 - 9:00am RPM 9:00 - 9:30am Body Balance Flexibility 9:30 - 10:00am Body Attack 11:00 -11:30am RPM 11:30 - 12:00pm Body Balance Flexibility 12:30 - 1:00pm Body Attack
LES MILLS GRIT™ is the next generation of High-Intensity Interval Training (HIIT). Combining hard-hitting soundtracks and the latest scientifically-tested moves that will push your body and mind to their absolute limits. Develop anaerobic stamina, increase cardiovascular fitness and build strength
LES MILLS BODYATTACK® is a high-energy, athletic workout focused on cardio fitness, muscle endurance and agility. It combines sports-inspired training like running, lunging, and jumping with body weight strength exercises. You will leave feeling stronger so you can attack every day with confidence.
Ideal for anyone and everyone, LES MILLS BODYBALANCE™ is a new generation yoga workout that will improve your mind, your body, and your life. Whether you’re experienced with yoga, just starting out, or looking for something to complement your other workouts, BODYBALANCE will leave you feeling rejuvenated, calm, centered and focused.
LES MILLS SPRINT™ is a 30-minute High-Intensity Interval Training (HIIT) workout, using an indoor bike to achieve fast results. It’s a short, intense style of training where the thrill and motivation comes from pushing your physical and mental limits. periods
RPM™is a group indoor cycling workout where you control the intensity. It's fun, low impact and you can burn up to 675 calories a session**. With great music pumping and the group spinning as one, your instructor takes you on a journey of hill climbs, sprints and flat riding.
Using light to moderate weights with lots of repetition, BODYPUMP gives you a total body workout. It will burn up to 400 calories**. Instructors will coach you through the scientifically-backed moves and techniques pumping out encouragement, motivation and great music – helping you achieve much more than on your own! You will leave the class feeling challenged and motivated, ready to come back for more.
Focuses on optimising musculoskeletal performance - strength, flexibility and endurance - without risking injury or building bulk. With a focus on core stability, including pelvic and shoulder girdle stabilisation, neutral alignment and breathing, the STOTT PILATES method of exercise alsohelpsrestore the naturalcurves of the spine, relieve tension and promotes a more balanced and aligned body.
WINTER CLASSES
Spinnning is a dynamic, energetic, and highly enjoyable class. Lively music gets your heart pumping, and keeps youmotivated to just keep riding hard. Go on, put your foot down!
It is a low impact class suitable for people of all ages and fitness levels. The exercises can range from flexibility to high intensity exercises getting a full body workout in the process.
OUR GROUP FITNESS HAS IT ALL AND FOR EVERY LEVEL WHETHER YOU WANT AQUA AEROBICS, STRENGTH, HIGH INTENSITY, LOW IMPACT OR JUST SOMETHING BRAND NEW TO YOU. WE'VE GOT THE CLASSES THAT WILL ENERGISE AND TONE YOU.
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Kerry Schools receive €13575 in Lee Strand School Milk Cash Back Programme
Lee Strand was delighted to welcome principals, teachers, parents and pupils representing 27 primary schools in Kerry to collect a total of €13,575. The Lee Strand 50% School Milk Cash Back Programme was launched in September 2023 and was a fantastic success. On average participating schools received €500, with the top earning school receiving €1,736.50. Gearoid Linnane, CEO Lee Strand stated “It is our goal in Lee Strand to see as many pupils as possible in Kerry, drinking fresh nutritious milk from local farms during the school day. The school milk programme is subsidised by the EU and the National Dairy Council provide complimentary fridges to all participating schools. The feedback from the campaign has been very positive from the participating schools. We are delighted to present €13,575 cash to 27 schools in Kerry
to spend as they wish during the school year. Registrations are now open for this year’s programme to over 130 primary schools in Kerry, contact Lee Strand on 066 7121084 for more details.”
Sun smiles down on Network Ireland Kerry & Recovery Haven Coffee morning
Recovery Haven Kerry was buzzing with activity on Friday morning as over 40 members of Network Ireland Kerry visited the Tralee premises for a special coffee morning and tour. The event was a collaborative effort between Network Ireland Kerry and their 2024 charity partner, Recovery Haven Kerry, and was attended by special guests, including Minister Norma Foley, Mayor of Tralee Cllr Mikey Sheehy, and local gardaí Mary Gardiner and Aidan O’Mahony. Network Ireland Kerry President, Linda O’Mahony-Logan, expressed her delight in partnering with Recovery Haven, highlighting the shared values of support and community that both organizations prioritize. “For me, choosing
Recovery Haven was a nobrainer. We’re all about creating a community of support, and those same values are very strong here at Recovery Haven,” she said. She also praised the charity’s volunteers for their dedication and for helping create a beautiful setting for the event.
Siobhan MacSweeney, Recovery Haven’s Client Services Coordinator, emphasized the importance of the partnership and encouraged attendees to spread the word about the free cancer support services the charity offers.
With the sun shining, guests enjoyed time in the charity’s garden before touring the newly refurbished building. The event is one of several collaborations between Network
celebration will be
Ireland Kerry and Recovery Haven in 2024, culminating in a Christmas Lunch in Killarney this December. The end-of-year
TUESDAYS: BODY SCULPT (LEVEL 2-3) - 6.30PM, 45 MIN
SATURDAYS: STRENGTH & CONDITIONING (LEVEL 3-4) - 10.30AM, 45 MIN
THURSDAYS: STRENGTH & CONDITIONING (LEVEL 3-4) - 7.00AM, 45 MIN FRIDAYS: TOTAL TONE (LEVEL 2-3) 6.30AM, 30 MIN
WEDNESDAYS: HIIT (HIGH INTENSITY INTERVAL TRAINING): 6PM, 30 MIN
Please book in advance for all classes & arrive at least 5 mins prior to start time
Clounalour, Oakpark, Tralee, Co. Kerry
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Fantastic memory from Paddy Macs Pub in 1993 ...Remember Draíocht!
“Kerry band, Draiocht play a session in Tralee prior to the release of their first album.” . Mary O Regan, Frankie Mulcahy, Marco Smith, Tom Mulcahy, Jimmy Canty.(The Kingdom Newspaper, 4 May 1993)
Coachfield Camp Glamping says Thank You !
“A massive thank you to all our lovely guests from all over Ireland and the world who visited us this summer. The sunshine may not have been plentiful but your company was very special and appreciated “
Congratulation Breeda!
This happened last Tesday night !! “I am Delighted to announce the recipient for 2024 Lifetime achievement award will be presented to Breeda Hurley - Survive and Thrive Breeda Hurly, founder of ABC Cleaning in Tralee, Co. Kerry, and author of ‘Survive and Thrive’, has been honored with a Lifetime Achievement Award for her unwavering dedication to business and service.”
Picture This tickets go on sale today for Xmas INEC Concert!
Richies all ready for Rally Safety duties in Galway!
Nora & Noreen took the Carrauntohill Challenge at the weekend ...not a bother!
Public Consultation – Proposed Options
Kerry County Council (KCC) in partnership with Transport Infrastructure Ireland (TII) propose to develop a greenway between Tralee and Listowel. The Tralee to Listowel Greenway will be an important addition to the Kingdom of Kerry Greenways.
The Project Team would like to hear your views in relation to the Proposed Options along with any information that you would like the Project Team to be aware of i.e. constraints, opportunities, key features, attractors, etc. This information will inform the development of the Preferred Option.
Kerry County Council will hold two public information events as follows:
• Ballyroe Heights Hotel, Tralee – Tuesday 10th September 2024 from 3pm to 8pm.
• Listowel Arms Hotel, Listowel – Wednesday 11th September 2024 from 3pm to 8pm.
Members of the Project Team will be available at both information events to meet with interested parties to discuss the project, the Proposed Options, and the next steps in the development of the project.
An online consultation process will commence on the Kerry County Council Consultations Portal Website https://consult.kerrycoco.ie/browse on Tuesday 10th September 2024, running until Friday 11th October 2024.
Copies of the Public Consultation Brochure, Questionnaire and Proposed Options drawings will also be on display in the following Kerry County Council buildings between Tuesday 10th September 2024 and Friday 11th October 2024:
• Kerry County Council, Tralee Municipal District, Prince’s Quay, Tralee.
• Kerry County Council, Listowel Municipal District, Arás an Phiarsaigh, Charles St., Listowel.
• Kerry County Council, Roads and Transportation, Room 115, County Buildings, Rathass, Tralee.
• Kerry National Roads Office, Kerry County Council, The Island Centre, Castleisland, Co. Kerry.
How to make a Submission
Submissions can be made using the feedback form on the Kerry County Council Consultations Portal Website https://consult.kerrycoco.ie/browse or by posting your completed Public Consultation Questionnaire to Kerry National Roads Office.
Please make submissions by Friday 11th October 2024.
Post: Tralee to Listowel Greenway, Kerry National Roads Office, Kerry County Council, The Island Centre, Castleisland, Freepost FKY 7494, Co. Kerry, V92 T0CP.
Email: tlgreenway@kerrycoco.ie
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IT’S ONLY A JOKE
AS I SUSPECTED, SOMEONE HAS BEEN ADDING SOIL TO MY GARDEN...
The plot thickens.
MY FRIEND COULDN’T AFFORD TO PAY HIS WATER BILL.
I sent him a “Get well soon” card
IT’S A 5 MINUTE WALK FROM MY HOUSE TO THE BAR, BUT A 45 MINUTE WALK FROM THE BAR TO MY HOUSE...
The difference is staggering
TRUMP AND HIS FAMILY ARE TRAVELLING IN A PLANE.
Trump decides to drop a 100 dollar note from the plane. His wife asks what he is doing. His reply is “I want to make an American happy”
His wife replies back “Why don’t you drop ten 10 dollar notes and make ten Americans happy?” Their daughter gives a suggestion “Why don’t you drop hundred 1 dollar notes and make hundred Americans happy?”
The pilot overhears their conversation and gives his own suggestion on the matter. and says to Trump
“Why don’t you drop yourself from the plane and make all Americans happy?”
FATHER LOOKS HARD
AT HIS TEENAGE SON AND SAYS, “JAMES, YOU’VE BEEN ADOPTED.”
James jumps up, “Adopted! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!” Father laughs, “No no, James, we are your biological parents. But you need to get packing, your adoptive ones will be here in an hour.”
THE DOCTOR
SAYS The doctor says, “Larry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally?
Are you at peace with God?”
Larry replies, “God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so He’s fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I’m done, poof! The light goes off.”
“Wow, that’s incredible,” the doctor says. A little later in the day, the doctor calls Larry’s wife. “Bonnie,” he says, “Larry is doing fine! But I had to call you because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he’s done, poof, the light goes off?”
“Oh, no,” exclaims Bonnie. “He’s peeing in the refrigerator again!”
A MAN DECIDES TO GO TO A BAR WHERE HE SEES A BLONDE WOMAN.
Conversation begins and the two hit it off. The blonde eventually asks the man when his birthday is.
“March 1st,” the man replies. Suddenly, the blonde gets up and stomps around the bar before coming back to her seat.
“So when is your birthday?” the woman again asks. Not being too phased by this odd behavior, the man again answers “March 1st.” Again, the blonde woman stomps around the bar, this time louder and longer.
When back at her seat, she angrily demands, “Are you going to tell me your birthday, or are you just going to keep telling me to march around the damn bar again?
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AUSTIN STACKS NOTES
2024 Intermediate Club Championship Final
SPORT WITH THE TRALEE
On Sunday, September 8th, our Senior Men will compete in the Intermediate Club Championship County Final in Killarney at 3 pm. Let’s fill the stands and cheer on the team as we aim to reclaim our Senior status. Get your flags ready and plan your trip!
PEIL FAOI 7/8/9:
Next session, Sunday, September 8th at 11 am in Caherslee.
PEIL FAOI 11:
Football-for-Fun on Sunday, 10:50 am in Connolly Park.
Upcoming Events:
FAOI 14: Lee Strand U14 Tournament on September 14th.
FAOI 15: Central League Final vs. Na Gaeil coming soon.
KERINS O’RAHILLYS GAA NOTES
McElligott Cup:
Our junior team will participate in the McElligott Cup starting the weekend of September 14th, with fixtures to be announced soon.
Juvenile Academy:
The academy continued Sunday, except for U7 and U9 boys who traveled to Spa, Killarney, for competitive games. Thanks to Spa for hosting and to parents for their support.
U11 Boys:
The U11s had two great games against Churchill, showcasing excellent passing and support play.
U13 Boys:
Our U13s won their Central Region Semifinals against An Ghaeltacht. Both A and B teams advance to their respective finals, with dates to be confirmed.
U12 Girls: Performed exceptionally against Kilcummin, with standout contributions from Ava and Harriet.
U14 Girls: Despite strong efforts, our U14s lost to St Pat’s and Churchill in recent games.
JOHN MITCHELS CLUB NOTES
Senior Ladies:
Playing Dingle away on Monday at 7:30 pm in Round 3 of the Senior County Championship. Your support is appreciated.
Minor Team:
Despite a strong effort, we were defeated by North Kerry in the County Championship quarter-final. Best wishes to Gearoid White for a speedy recovery.
Under 9 Boys:
Training on Sunday morning featured ball skills and competitive games. Next session is Wednesday from 5:30-6:30 pm, with a blitz on Saturday.
Under 8s and 10s Girls:
We hosted a blitz on Sunday with Shannonside & Finuge/St Senans. Great football was played by all. Under 12 Girls:
Outstanding performance against Crokes on Tuesday. Training continues Sunday at 10:30 am.
Under 14 Girls:
Despite a close loss to Knock Brosna, the team performed well. Training continues Tuesday and Thursday at 7 pm. We look forward to hosting the Sandra Keane tournament next Saturday.
Under 16 Girls:
Training continues in preparation for the County League semi-final. Congratulations to our 7 players who participated in the U15 PDP blitz in Cork.
Under 13 Boys:
Our Gold Team won a tough game against Na Gaeil, advancing to the Central League Final. The Green Team played well but lost to Stacks. Training continues Monday evening.
Mothers & Others:
Training Wednesday at 7:30 pm. Join us for fun, fitness, and friendship—no experience needed. Contact Aisling at 087 2428358 for details.
ST PATS GAA NOTES
Juvenile Academy:
The academy is back every Sunday from 10-11 am at St Pats Blennerville, V92 RH98. Open to all boys and girls U5 to
U13. New members welcome! Contact Michael at 086-3855428 for details.
U5: A fun-filled morning with games and athletic drills. Congratulations to Seraphina and Iseult for winning Players of the Week!
U9: Great session focusing on kick passing. Keep practicing at home!
U10 Girls: A morning of skill-building. Well done to our Player of the Week!
U11: Training continued in preparation for Thursday’s Central Region game at 7 pm in Blennerville.
U13: Congratulations to our U13 team on their victory over Castleisland Desmonds in the Central Region Div 5 Final. A well-deserved win for the boys!
ST BRENDAN’S BOARD:
The Garvey’s SuperValu County Senior Football Championship draw was held last weekend. St Brendan’s Board will face South Kerry on Sunday, September 15th at 4 pm in Austin Stacks Park. St Brendan’s Minors: Despite a strong performance, St Brendan’s Minors were defeated by Austin Stacks in the Keane’s SuperValu Killorglin Minor Football County Championship quarter-final.
TRALEE PARNELLS HURLING AND CAMOGIE CLUB NOTES
U9 Hurling:
Our U9s participated in a County Board hurling blitz in Caherslee, competing against teams like Ballyduff, Ballyheigue, Abbeydorney, Crotta, and Lixnaw. The team showed great improvement, reflecting their hard work in training.
U14 Camogie:
Our U14 Camogie team retained the County League Cup with a dominant win over Cillard. Congratulations to the players for an outstanding performance
and to coaches Aine Culloty, David Brick, and Brian Shanahan for their dedication.
Minor Camogie:
Our Minor Camogie team secured a well-deserved win in a wet match at Spa Pitch, Killarney, showcasing excellent teamwork. Thanks to Killarney and referee Tommy Geurin.
Kerry Minor Manager:
Congratulations to Brian Sargent on his appointment as Kerry Minor Hurling manager. Best of luck in the upcoming season!
Congratulations:
Well done to our senior player Darragh Reen, who summited Kilimanjaro to raise funds for the Meningitis Research Foundation—a fantastic achievement!
BALLYMACELLIGOTT
GAA CLUB NOTES
Senior Men:
In the Kerry Petroleum Premier Junior Football Club Championship Quarter Final, Ballymacelligott faced Annascaul at John Mitchel’s. Despite an early scare when Annascaul closed the gap with three consecutive points and nearly took the lead, a crucial point-blank save by Christy Leen kept Ballymac in control. Ballymac ultimately secured a 1-19 to 1-12 victory, earning a place in the semifinal. Congratulations to our team and special recognition to Christy Leen for his game-changing save.
Senior Ladies:
Our Senior Ladies will face Inbhear Scéine Gaels in Kenmare on Monday, needing a win after a disappointing loss to Fossa in their last match. Despite a strong start in that game, Ballymac fell short, finishing with a scoreline of 2-10 to Fossa’s 4-8. We hope to see strong support for the team as they approach their quarter-final.
U16 Squad:
Our U16 girls played in the Division 6 County League Shield semi-final against Listowel, narrowly missing out on a victory. Despite scoring more, Listowel’s goals were decisive. The team, which includes many U14 and U13 players, has shown great promise throughout the year. Next, they will compete in the North Kerry League.
U14 Girls:
The U14 girls will play against Brosna on Friday night.
Academy:
Our U5s showed great energy in their Academy session this week, enjoying matches and skills practice with their coaches. Academy training continues every Sunday at 11 am. Under 8 Girls:
The U8 girls traveled to Castleisland on Sunday morning, playing three competitive games. The team’s kicking, passing, and skills continue to improve.
Under 9 Boys:
Our U9 Boys played against Na Gaeil in Killeen on Sunday morning. The boys displayed the skills they’ve been honing all season, with all 25 players getting equal playing time across four games. Thanks to Na Gaeil for organizing a great morning.
St Kieran’s Minors:
Best of luck to our 11 minors playing with St Kieran’s as they face East Kerry in the Keane’s SuperValu Minor County Championship Semi-Final at Austin Stacks Park.
NEW BASKETBALL CLUB
New basketball Club, St Michaels, commencing on October 7th in Lixnaw Community Centre for kids and adults, all ages from U8’s upwards. All are welcome to join. Online registration is now open, or come along to our registration night on Friday, September 6th from 7-8 pm in Lixnaw Community Centre. All welcome.
TRALEE MAGIC CLUB NOTES
Introducing SOCIA-Ball!
Tralee Magic is excited to announce the launch of our new Mothers & Others Social Basketball group—SOCIA-Ball! This initiative is designed to reconnect women with basketball in a fun, relaxed, and non-competitive environment. Whether you’re a former player eager to re-engage with the sport or someone entirely new to club basketball, SOCIABall provides an inclusive space to get active, learn new skills, and most importantly, have fun! Our focus is on creating a supportive, social atmosphere where you can move, laugh, and enjoy the game—no competitive pressure, just good vibes and great company!
Who Can Join?
This program is open to women who are not currently registered with any Basketball Ireland club. Past players are welcome as long as you’re not actively playing in a club. If you’re looking for a fun way to stay active and meet new people, SOCIA-Ball is perfect for you! Join us at CBS, The Green School Gym, every Wednesday at 9 pm starting from September 18th. Just turn up and be ready to have a great time enjoying basketball and connecting with others!
Entertainment and Eating Out in Tralee
ROCK FAMILY FUN DAY
A most enjoyable Family Fun Day took place at the Austin Stack Club, Páirc Uí Chonghaile, on Sunday last. Over three hours of fun, games, face painting, drawing and ice cream licking took place. What an occasion agus bhí gach duine sona sásta. Adrienne captured some of the action with her trusty Canon!
September Offers
1. Laser Genesis
A non-invasive laser light treatment designed to target fine lines, acne scars, rosacea, large pores, and uneven skin tone on both men and women
Normally €195, now only €125! Includes a free consultation worth €45 using the Observe 520.
1. Laser Genesis
2. Laser Hair Removal - 50% OFF
Full Legs: Normally €200, now only €100!
Men’s Back and Chest: Normally €230, now only €115!
3. IPL- Intense Pulse Light
IPL is a non-invasive, non-ablative treatment that delivers high-intensity light into the deeper layers of the skin It helps improve fine lines and wrinkles, vascular lesions, redness, broken capillaries, and sun spots.
4 sessions for the price of 3: Normally €780, now only €585! includes a free consultation worth €45 using the Observe 520.
4. Radiofrequency (RF) and Dermalift Eye Treatment
RF Skin Tightening improves the appearance of lines, wrinkles, and sagging skin, around the eye area. This treatment focuses on the eye and brow areas to lift and firm the key facial muscles while reducing puffiness and dark circles.
Normally €125 now ONLY €80!
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Normally €500 now only €250!
Not sure which treatment is right for you?
Book your Skin Consultation now for only €45! Our practitioners will assess your skin using the advanced Observe 520.
