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SongLá Fhéile Bríde 2025

St Brigid's Festival celebrating the extraordinary women of Ireland past and present, brings together generations of women through poetry, prose music and song, hosted by Cór Siamsa Tíre.

Tickets €25/18

Three Short Comedies by Sean O'Casey - Druid Theatre

4TH FEB TUE 7.30 PM

Tickets €28.50 Healing, Fire and

Druid Theatre presents Sean O'Casey's classic rip-roaring one act tales of misadventure - A Pound on Demand, Bedtime Story, The End and the Beginning. Be prepared for a night of side-splitting laughter.

Tickets €30/27

Swingbout FIlm Screening

New feature ﬁlm by Kerry director Maurice O'Carroll, opens Siamsa Tíre's new Screen Film Club screening series followed by a Q&A with Maurice. The story follows rookie boxer Toni Gale's journey from the dressing room to the ring.

Tickets €8 (Film Club Membership €42)

Legends of American Country Show

This tour will showcase highly acclaimed tributes to country legends and recent icons with countless singalong hit songs from all your favourite country stars.

Hibernian Antique Fairs and all of its Antique dealers feel part of the fabric of what is and what makes Co. Kerry the special and unique place that it is. Robin O’Donnell of Hibernian says “We ran our very first Fair in Tralee in 1990” “Little did we know or think that we would be still running them 36 odd years later” “ It is hard to realise how successful we have been and remain there in Co. Kerry” “We have made so many friends there over the years and the loyalty and support they have shown us is second to none”

¨Time after time after time our customers turn up in droves. Sounds smarmy but Robin says we would be lost without our Co. Kerry fairs. I personally love visiting and meeting with so many friends that I have made over the years, I am indebted to Kerry and its people.¨ We are always made to feel so

welcome. Since moving our Fair to Ballygarry Hotel & Resort some years ago we have gone from strength to strength. So much so that this time around on Sunday Feb 2nd our Fair will be twice the size of normal. We have taken extra space this time around and we are inundated with bookings from dealers throughout Ireland.

They include Greene’s Antiques

Drogheda Furniture & Jewellery, Treasure Irish Art Athlone, The Purple Onion Gallery Co. Roscommon, Robert Delahunty Irish Art Co. Cork, Annamoe Antiques Co. Wicklow, Richard Walshe Co.

Galway Mick Cooley Co. Laois

Robert Hutchinson Limerick coin & banknote dealers who will be both selling and buying and evaluating. Margaret Daly China & Porcelain Birr Co. Offaly, Eily Henry Vintage fashion and accessories Co.

Waterford. Maria Johnston smalls Co. Cavan, Eddie Moylan Listowel jewellery ,Ray Kane Killarney, Dan Hartnett Listowel, Kim Kelliher Co. Kerry, Gloria Nuemann Killarney, Marion Fitzsimmons Co. Kerry, Barry O’Connell photography Co. Kerry, Margaret Louhmann Co. Offaly, Brian Hurley China & Porcelain Kinsale, Raymond Byrne Co. Roscommon, Patricia Doyle jewellery Dublin, Peggy Campbell Dublin, Anne Hawkins costume jewellery Dublin, Velvet Hare Vintage furniture Belfast, Paul Williams Wales and several others.

¨The Co. Kerry Antique Fair , on Sunday Feb 2nd , this Bank Holiday weekend , will celebrate several milestones. Tralee and its Hotels have hosted The Kerry Antique Art & Vintage Fair for the last thirty six years. We can’t wait to see you all as always and nothing has changed except for the phenomenal size and

variety of the fair this time around. Admission is still only €3.50 as it has been for the last 13 years, children are free and most welcome as are dogs on short leads. Updates here every day on

www.facebook.com groups/1024372764298034

Kind Regards, Robin O’Donnell

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Photos by John Cleary

ABOVE: Meet the Cast of The Wiz by Mercy Secondary School Mounthawk at Siamsa TIre on Wednesday night, l-r Jamie Cleary-Lynch as The Wiz, Sam Akinyemi as Lion, Amy Heaphy as Dorothy, Conor O;’Sullivan as Scarecrow and Cathal Carr as Tin Man.

ABOVE: About to hit the limelight at Siamsa Tíre Tralee on Wednesday night. The Wiz by Mercy Secondary School, Mounthawk, l-r front Dionne Rogers and on right Cora Meehan, back from left Geraldine Fitzgerald Knott as Addaperle, Sam Akinyemi as Lion and Sophie Mitchell.

ABOVE: Only the brave take on the Kerins O’Rahilly’s 10k/5k road race seen bursting out of the traps to gain leadership fame and fortune in the annual road race in Memory of Brenda O’Connell (Brenda Hartnett) on Sunday.

ABOVE: No stopping the ladies leading in the inclement weather during Kerins O’Rahillys road race on Sunday morning.

ABOVE: Oh its cold, but beware the crabs and seaweed as they dash for the sea at Fenit beach on Christmas day.

ABOVE: Stylish new Uniforms and caps for Tralee Gardaí pictured arriving for the annual Kerin’s O’Rahillys road race on Sunday, Garda Sergeant Mary Canty and Garda Sergeant Pa O’Brien, Tralee.

ABOVE: Joining the Kerins O’Rahilly’s 10k/5k Road Run on Sunday in Memory of Brenda O’Connell, (Brenda Hartnett) l-r Margaret and Barbara Commane, Lixnaw, Eoin and Aoibhín Commane, Lixnaw, Geraldine Kissane and Siobhan Lynch, Tralee.

ABOVE: Taking Kerins O’Rahilly’s road Run on Sunday in Memory of Brenda O’Connell (Brenda Hartnett) l-r Cassie Leen and Sean Og O’Keeffe, Tralee, Antoinette Sayers, Denis and Linda Hanafin, Tralee.

ABOVE: Lining up for the Bill Kirby walk in aid of the Kerry Hospice Foundation from the Brogue Inn Tralee, on St. Stephen’s day.

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Tralee Chamber Alliance Member Spotlight in association with The Tralee Advertiser

Tralee Chamber Alliance Member Spotlight

Kerry Football Club Welcomes John Wall and appoints Billy Dennehy as CEO

Kerry Football Club is pleased to announce that Billy Dennehy has been promoted to CEO of Kerry FC, recognising his incredible contribution to the club’s growth and success.

Billy’s deep connection to Kerry and his steadfast commitment to our community resonate perfectly with the values that define Kerry FC. We are also thrilled to announce John Wall as our Chairperson and Co-owner. A proud Kerryman from Tralee, now based in the United States, John’s passion for sport, loyalty to his roots, and leadership experience make him the perfect

partner for Kerry FC. His vision and values align seamlessly with our club’s long-term ambitions, and we are excited to embark on this next chapter together, as we look forward to building on the collective efforts of every person who has contributed to making Kerry FC what it is today. To our supporters: this is the start of an exciting journey. Let’s come together at Mounthawk Park in 2025 and show the world the strength of Kerry’s spirit. Let’s go, Kerry!

Get your 2025 season ticket here: www.kerryfc.com/tickets

Tralee Educator Susan Earns National Recognition

Susan Quirke-Crowley Named Business All-Star Educator of the Year 2025

Susan Quirke-Crowley, CEO and Founder of Mounthawk Montessori School in Tralee, has been honoured with the prestigious AIBF Business All-Star Educator of the Year 2025 award for her innovative contributions to early childhood education.

Under Susan’s leadership, Mounthawk Montessori & Busy Bees Nursery has become a pioneer in holistic, nature-based learning. In 2023, she established Ireland’s first outdoor Reggio Emilia-inspired preschool, The Casa Dei Bambini Outdoor Reggio School, officially opened by Minister for Education Norma Foley.

Beyond Mounthawk, Susan codirects Maureen’s Childcare Centre, founded in 2003, and launched Oak Park Montessori School in 2022. Her latest venture, Before The Bell - The Lodge, Balloonagh, is a beautifully restored 1894 building providing Reggio Emilia-inspired learning spaces for primary school children. Located near Scoil Eoin, The Lodge offers flexible family-friendly

services like early drop-offs and “Stay & Play” hours, fostering creativity and convenience.

Speaking about the award, Susan said: “I am truly honoured to receive this recognition from the All-Ireland Business Foundation. It reflects the passion and hard work of our entire team in creating environments where children can explore, learn, and grow naturally.”

The All-Ireland Business Foundation praised Susan’s leadership and commitment to innovation. Deputy Chair Kieran Ring noted: “Susan has set new standards for excellence in early childhood education with Ireland’s first Tusla-accredited outdoor preschool. Her dedication to the Montessori philosophy and fostering creativity has profoundly impacted countless children.”

The Business All-Star Educator of the Year 2025 accolade reinforces Susan’s reputation as a trailblazer, living up to her family’s motto: “Quirke’s for Quality.”

For more information, contact Susan Quirke-Crowley on WhatsApp at 086-8153757.

Susan Quirke Crowley, CEO and Founder of Mounthawk Montessori School; celebrates after being honoured as the Business All-Star Educator of the Year 2025 by the All-Ireland Business Foundation.

Spotted on the Street

A lone walker braving the elements at the Lock Gates,Lohercannon on Sunday while trying to keep a step ahead in testing conditions.Photo Moss Joe Browne.

The Dowling team with nine runners for Clonmel are Ballymac Hollow,Ballymac Peaky,Moyle Alonzo and Ashmore Express in the Derby,Moyle Magic and Ballymac Mulan in the Oaks,Ballymac Major and Ballymac Sports in the Champion Dog Stake while Ballymaccallaway is in the Champion Bitch Stake.Photo Moss Joe Browne.

Working members of the Co.Kerry Coursing Club in joyous mood after a successful meeting held at Ballyduff.Photo Moss Joe Browne.

With the frost gone people were out and about getting some exercise at the Lock Gates,Lohercannon on Saturday.Photo Moss Joe Browne.

Joint nominators of the Kingdom Cup Micheál McMahon from Ballybunion with Paudie Lynch from Tralee are discussing the next move with the trophy as John Joe Conway from Kilflynn awaits the outcome.Photo Moss Joe Browne.

Domnick Lyons of Tralee rowing club enjoying an early spin near Blennerville Bridge on Sunday morning while in the background are the Windmill and the Slieve Mish Mountains. Photo Moss Joe Browne.

Anthony Griffin from Lixnaw taking a walk Saturday near Ballyheigue Beach on a lovely sunshine afternoon while observing the surroundings.Photo Moss Joe Browne.

John O’Shea from nearby Doon at Tubrid,Ardfert on Saturday morning as he was about to visit Wethers Well on the week St.Ita celebrated her feast day and is reputed to be buried within the confines.Photo Moss Joe Browne.

Tralee Parnells members of the U16 team who won the Munster County Championship Emma Gaynor (joint captain), Evie O Sullivan, Jessica Leen, Georgia Kennedy, Sarah Chute, Aoibhinn Hennessy and Siofra Murphy

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Explore the World of Cinema at Siamsa Tíre

New Screen Film Club Launches with KIFF

Siamsa Tíre, in partnership with the Kerry International Film Festival (KIFF), is launching the Siamsa Screen Film Club this February. Film enthusiasts can enjoy a diverse selection of films in Siamsa Tíre’s theatre each month throughout 2025. From gripping dramas to thrilling mysteries, the carefully curated lineup showcases a variety of genres, languages, and storytelling styles, ensuring something for everyone.

This collaboration with KIFF strengthens Siamsa Tíre’s commitment to the arts and expands its cultural offerings. By featuring both acclaimed international films and celebrated Irish cinema, the club aims to foster a love for filmmaking among audiences in Kerry.

Film Highlights:

February 4th: Swing Bout – A powerful Irish sports drama from Kerry filmmaker Maurice O’Carroll.

March 4th: Tarrac – An Irishlanguage film set on the Dingle Peninsula, celebrating tradition and resilience.

April 22nd: La Chimera – An Italian comedy-drama exploring archaeology and adventure.

May 6th: That They May Face the Rising Sun – A poignant look at rural Irish life.

June 3rd: Ryan’s Daughter – A special screening celebrating its 55th anniversary.

July 27th: Robot Dreams – An Oscar-nominated animated feature perfect for Grandparents Day.

Siamsa Tíre CEO Angela Ryan Whyte shared, “The Screen Film Club represents a shared vision to

celebrate cinema’s power to connect people through storytelling.”

Membership & Tickets: A Film Club membership includes all six screenings for €42, while

Cara Credit Union Hosts 2025

Noreen

Lynch Annual Schools Quiz

This weekend, Cara Credit Union proudly hosted the Noreen Lynch Annual Schools Quiz at the Kerry Sports Academy. Almost 300 primary school children from Tralee, Castleisland, Killorglin, Ballyduff, Causeway, and Corca Dhuibhne tested their brainpower in the annual Credit Union Schools Quiz. The questions covered a range of general topics including geography, history, music, literature, and sport. Cara Credit Union was delighted to welcome 74 teams from 41 primary schools along with their many loyal supporters.

The theme of the 2025 Credit Union School Quiz was ‘For Knowledge

Seekers,’ and the participants certainly lived up to it, with almost near-perfect scoring rounds. The aim of the Credit Union School Quiz is to encourage local children to work together and see what they are capable of achieving as part of a team.

Speaking about the quiz, Philip Lynch, Marketing Officer at Cara Credit Union, said, “We were delighted with the support from all the schools who battled it out for the fun-filled, action-packed two hours. With the talent in the room, it’s obvious that the future is in safe hands. Our thanks to all the schools, students, and their families, and of

course to the Cara Credit Union team for making this event one of the biggest events on the school calendar.”

In the Under 11 age category, the winners were Spa NS, with Scoil Náisiúnta Naomh Eoin Baiste and Gaelscoil Mhic Easmainn having to battle it out in a tie-breaker for 2nd and 3rd. Scoil Náisiúnta Naomh Eoin Baiste came out on top by the narrowest of margins.

In the Under 13 age category, once again Spa NS secured first place, with a four-way tie-breaker needed to decide on second and third places. After a nail-biting round, Gaelscoil Mhic Easmainn came in second, very

individual tickets are €8 each (booking fee applies). Visit www. siamsatire.com or call 066 7123055

closely followed by Castlegregory in third place.

Pa Ladie, CEO of Cara Credit Union, added, “We are humbled by the support we receive from our local schools, and together we wish to improve financial literacy for our future generations. The School Quiz, along with the Art Competition, are two of the highlights of our year, and we encourage all our younger members to get involved.”

The first and second place winners in both categories will now go on to represent Cara Credit Union at the next stage of the Credit Union Schools Quiz, the Chapter (regional) round of the National Schools Quiz.

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Know that your Slimming World Group is here to support you EVERY week… ALL 52 of them!

Lets make 2025 your healthiest happiest year yet!

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When

Monday Castleisland Community Centre 7.00pm Emers Slimming World 087-3528445

Wednesday Tralee Pipeband Hall (Garvey's Supervalu Carpark), Tralee - 7:30am, 9:00am, 5:30pm and 7:00pm Sharons Slimming World 089-2201599

Thursday Meadowlands Hotel, Oakpark, Tralee 9:00am, 10:30am, 5:30pm and 7:00pm

Friday Meadowlands Hotel, Oakpark, Tralee 7:30am, 9:00am and 10:30am Noraś Slimming World 087-2489838

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T. Nolan Cvrt Centre Confirm Two Year Title Sponsorship

of Greyhound Racing Ireland are delighted to welcome Castleisland family-run business T. Nolan CVRT Centre as title sponsors of the Juvenile Classic, who today signed a two-year agreement for the event in Tralee’s Kingdom Greyhound Stadium.

The T. Nolan CVRT Centre Juvenile Classic is the opening Classic of the year on the Irish Greyhound Racing calendar and will get underway on Friday 14th February in Tralee. Boasting a total prize fund of €26,000, the competition will run over 4 nights with the €11,000 overall winner decided in the Final on Friday 7th March.

The competition, for Juvenile Greyhounds now attracts some of the most promising youngsters with recent winners such as Ballymac Patriot, Wi Can Dream and Singalong Sally becoming household names in the racing world. Sponsor Tom Nolan and the Nolan family businesses have been strong supporters of Greyhound Racing in Kerry for many years. It was Tom’s parents Tim and Mary who established the business back in 1976, with their children now at the helm today. Tom Nolan, sponsor, said “We’re involved in Greyhounds all our lives, I developed my love for them from my own parents, and

we’ve been sponsoring for the last 25 or 30 years. We’re absolutely delighted to be stepping up to sponsor such a prestigious event in the Irish calendar. We’re really looking forward to it and seeing what future stars emerge from it.” Kieran Casey, Racing Manager at the Kingdom Greyhound Stadium, said “We’re delighted to have Tom and the T. Nolan CVRT Centre on board as sponsors and we look forward to working with them over the coming weeks and indeed years.

The Juvenile Classic has had some fantastic winners to date and has become a launchpad for promising stars of the sport and we look

forward to seeing more start their racing career with us this February.”

The 2025 T. Nolan CRVT Centre Juvenile Classic Final will not only be eagerly followed by Irish sport fans but will be viewed by a global audience with the Final part of this year’s SIS Irish Greyhound Racing coverage. Enthusiasts nationally and internationally will also be able to watch the Final live online via sisracing.tv.

Warriors Women Fall to Fr. Mathews, Men Continue Winning Streak

Garvey’s Tralee Warriors Women’s unbeaten run came to an end in Round 4 of the Basketball Ireland Women’s Development League, falling to Fr. Mathews 78-53 at Mercy Mounthawk. The Warriors started strong, leading 18-15 at the first break with key contributions from Holly O’Brien and Aisling Counihan. However, Fr. Mathews took control in the second, led by Niamh Braham and Amy Corkery, securing a 35-30 halftime lead. A dominant third quarter saw Fr. Mathews extend their advantage, and despite efforts from O’Brien and Emily Flynn, the visitors closed out a decisive win. Next, the Warriors face Glanmire away on February 1st.

Meanwhile, Garvey’s Tralee Warriors

Men maintained their perfect record with back-to-back wins. In Round 3, they edged Fr. Mathews 79-70 at home. James Fernane and Josh Osayanrhion powered the Warriors early, with Daire Kennelly adding key points. Fr. Mathews, led by Aaron O’Donovan (27 points), fought back, but a dominant third quarter saw the Warriors build an unassailable lead. A late alley-oop from Osayanrhion sealed the win.

In Round 4, the Warriors overpowered Limerick Celtics 8563. A strong start from Osayanrhion, Fernane, and Padraig Fleming put them in control at halftime, 46-27. Celtics rallied in the third, closing the gap to three points, but the Warriors responded with a 22-8 final

Fearghal Reidy Kerry County Council Chief Executive.

New Kerry County Council chief executive attends full council meeting .

He previously worked in Waterford City and County Council, and most recently served as the Director of Strategic and Economic Development in Cork City Council.

quarter surge, securing their fourth consecutive win. Osayanrhion led with 23 points. Next, they face Maree in Oranmore on February 8th.

The Warriors Men continue their title defense, while the Women aim to bounce back in their next fixture.

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LES MILLS LIVE

: Day & Times Classes:

Monday

11.00am - 11.30am Beginners Body Pump 7:30pm – 8:00pm Body Pump

Tuesday

7:00am – 7:30am Grit Cardio 7:30pm – 8:00pm Grit Cardio

Wednesday

Thursday 6:30pm – 7:15pm Spinning

STOTT PILATES

Monday

10:00 - 10:45am Mixed Props Pilates 6:30 - 7:15pm Intermediate Endurance Pilates

Tuesday 10:00 - 10:45am Intermediate Endurance Pilates

10:00 - 10:45am Beginner Pilates Tuesday 6:00pm – 6:45pm Spinning

LES MILLS GRIT™ is the next generation of High-Intensity Interval Training (HIIT). Combining hard-hitting soundtracks and the latest scientifically-tested moves that will push your body and mind to their absolute limits. Develop anaerobic stamina, increase cardiovascular fitness and build strength

LES MILLS BODYATTACK® is a high-energy, athletic workout focused on cardio fitness, muscle endurance and agility. It combines sports-inspired training like running, lunging, and jumping with body weight strength exercises. You will leave feeling stronger so you can attack every day with confidence.

10:00 - 10:30am Beginners Body Pump 1.15pm - 1.45pm Beginners Body Pump

6:45-7:15pm Body Attack 7:30-8:00pm Body Pump

Thursday

7:00-7:30am Grit Strength 7:30-8:00pm Grit Strength

Friday

7:00-7:30am Body Pump 10:00-10:30am Beginners Body Pump

Aqua Aerobics

Day & Times: Classes:

12:00-12:45pm Aqua Aerobics Thursday 6:15-7:00pm Aqua Aerobics

12:00-12:45pm Aqua Props

Ideal for anyone and everyone, LES MILLS BODYBALANCE™ is a new generation yoga workout that will improve your mind, your body, and your life. Whether you’re experienced with yoga, just starting out, or looking for something to complement your other workouts, BODYBALANCE will leave you feeling rejuvenated, calm, centered and focused.

LES MILLS SPRINT™ is a 30-minute High-Intensity Interval Training (HIIT) workout, using an indoor bike to achieve fast results. It’s a short, intense style of training where the thrill and motivation comes from pushing your physical and mental limits. periods

Day & Times: Classes: Virtual Monday

7:00 - 7:30am Sprint 9:00 - 9:30am Body Balance Strength

Tuesday

9:00 - 9:30am Body Balance Flexibility

Wednesday

7.00am - 7.30am Sprint

9:00 - 9:30am Body Balance Strength

Thursday

9:00 - 9:30am Body Balance Flexibility

Friday

9:00 - 9:30am Body Balance Strength

Saturday & Sunday

8:30 - 9:00am RPM

9:00 - 9:30am Body Balance Flexibility

9:30 - 10:00am Body Attack 11:00 -11:30am RPM

11:30 - 12:00pm Body Balance Flexibility 12:00 - 12:30pm Body Attack

Manor West Hotel, Tralee, Co. Kerry

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RPM™is a group indoor cycling workout where you control the intensity. It's fun, low impact and you can burn up to 675 calories a session**. With great music pumping and the group spinning as one, your instructor takes you on a journey of hill climbs, sprints and flat riding.

Using light to moderate weights with lots of repetition, BODYPUMP gives you a total body workout. It will burn up to 400 calories**. Instructors will coach you through the scientifically-backed moves and techniques pumping out encouragement, motivation and great music – helping you achieve much more than on your own! You will leave the class feeling challenged and motivated, ready to come back for more.

Focuses on optimising musculoskeletal performance - strength, flexibility and endurance - without risking injury or building bulk. With a focus on core stability, including pelvic and shoulder girdle stabilisation, neutral alignment and breathing, the STOTT PILATES method of exercise alsohelpsrestore the naturalcurves of the spine, relieve tension and promotes a more balanced and aligned body.

New Year CLASSES 2025

Spinnning is a dynamic, energetic, and highly enjoyable class. Lively music gets your heart pumping, and keeps youmotivated to just keep riding hard. Go on, put your foot down!

It is a low impact class suitable for people of all ages and fitness levels. The exercises can range from flexibility to high intensity exercises getting a full body workout in the process.

OUR GROUP FITNESS HAS IT ALL AND FOR EVERY LEVEL WHETHER YOU WANT AQUA AEROBICS, STRENGTH, HIGH INTENSITY, LOW IMPACT OR JUST SOMETHING BRAND NEW TO YOU. WE'VE GOT THE CLASSES THAT WILL ENERGISE AND TONE YOU.

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New school facilities for Castleisland

Minister for Education and Kerry T.D. Norma Foley has

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Minister Foley said: “This

5 Na Gaeil girls on the Kerry team who recently received their All-Ireland medals. Left to right: Bríd O’Connor, Jadyn Lucey, Mary O’Connell, Deirdre Kearney & Eilís O’Connor.

A SELECTION OF ONE -LINER JOKES FROM

YOUR FAVOURITE COMEDIANS!

My father drank so heavily, when he blew on the birthday cake he lit the candles.” – Les Dawson

“I was in my car driving back from work. A police officer pulled me over and knocked on my window. I said, ‘One minute I’m on the phone.’” – Alan Carr

“I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning… that can keep me awake for days.” – Billy Connolly

“I used to go out with a giraffe. Used to take it to the pictures and that. You’d always get some bloke complaining that he couldn’t see the screen. It’s a giraffe, mate. What do you expect? ‘Well he can take his hat off for a start!’” – Paul Merton

“Here’s a picture of me with REM. That’s me in the corner.” – Milton Jones

“People say ‘Bill, are you an optimist?’ And I say, ‘I hope so.’” – Bill Bailey

“I rang up Vodafone and said: ‘I want to report a nuisance caller.’ He said: ‘Not you again.’” – Tim Vine

“Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last long if you’re fat.” – Joe Lycett

“My girlfriend is absolutely beautiful. Body like a Greek statue – completely pale, no arms.” – Phil Wang

“If God had written the Bible, the first line should have been ‘It’s round.’” – Eddie Izzard

“Two fish in a tank. One says: ‘How do you drive this thing?’” – Peter Kay

“I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she’d rather have it in a cup.” – Eric Morecambe

“A man walks into a chemist’s and says, ‘Can I have a bar of soap, please?’

The chemist says, ‘Do you want it scented?’ And the man says, ‘No, I’ll take it with me now.’”

– Ronnie Barker

“Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.” – Tim Vine

“You know you’re working class when your TV is bigger than your bookcase.” – Rob Beckett

I said to the gym instructor: “Can you teach me to do the splits?”, He said: “How flexible are you?”, I said: “I can’t make Tuesdays.” – Tommy Cooper

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.” – Graham Norton

“Two monkeys were getting into the bath. One said: ‘Oo, oo, oo, aah aah aah.’ The other replied: ‘Well, put some cold in it then.’” – Harry Hill

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TALKING SPORT WITH THE TRALEE ADVERTISER

AUSTIN STACKS NOTES

Under 6/7/8 Football

Our junior academy in Mercy Mounthawk is thriving! Parents, bring your boys along this Sunday, February 2nd: UNDER 6s at 10am (born 2019/20) and UNDER 8s at 11am (born 2017/18). Beginners welcome!

Under 10 & 12 Football

U10 training continues at The Green CBS Hall on Sunday, February 9th, at 11am. U12s begin Astro Action at The Green CBS Astro on February 2nd. Speedy recovery to Donagh Hogan!

Under 15 Football

The Green CBS defeated St. Brendan’s Killarney in the Corn an Bhráthar Colm Taft quarter-final. Their next match vs. ISK is on February 5th.

Under 16 Football

Training sessions planned for Wednesday, Friday, and Sunday. Players are encouraged to study new rules. Under 19 Football

Mercy Mounthawk reached the Corn Uí Mhuirí final vs. Coláiste Naomh Bréanainn on February 8th. Best of luck to our Rock boys!

Every Step Counts

Join our weekly walks from The Clubhouse, Mondays at 7:30pm, until February 12th.

Club AGM

Senior AGM: Sunday, February 9th, at 1pm. Juvenile AGM: Tuesday, February 4th.

The Rock Social Evening

Join us on Friday, February 14th, for a Valentine’s Social! Club Social on March 8th in Ballygarry Hotel.

ST PATS GAA NOTES

St Pats Walking Group

Join us for a 3-week walking challenge at St Pats Clubhouse (V92RH98). Registration at 6:10 pm, walk starts at 6:30 pm. Hi-vis required, all ages welcome! The 2025 route follows the canal to the marina and back, with refreshments after. Contact Fiona at 0860588392 for details.

Ireland Lights Up – Community 5k Walks

Join St Pats for the Irish Life Ireland Lights Up event! Sign up for the Virtual Steps Challenge via the MyLife App and help us be Kerry’s top club. Great prizes to be won!

Tralee/St Brendan’s Senior League Fixtures 2025

Chinese chicken fried rice

A spicy jumble of stir-fried veggies, chicken strips and tender rice –brilliant for midweek or as a weekend fakeaway!

200g dried white rice , Low-calorie cooking spray 600g skinless and boneless chicken breasts, cut into strips, 1 medium onion, diced, 3 medium peppers (2 red and 1 green), deseeded and cut into bite-size chunks, 2 medium carrots, grated 150g frozen peas, 5cm piece fresh root ginger, peeled and grated 4 garlic cloves, finely chopped, 1½ level tbsp Chinese five-spice powder*, 2 tbsp soy sauce, 2-3 spring onions, thinly sliced, and a pinch of chilli flakes (optional), to serve

*Watch out for spice/seasoning blends that have added ingredients (like sugar, oil or starch).

Method

Cook the rice according to the pack instructions, then drain it and keep it warm. At the same time, spray a non-stick frying pan or wok with low-calorie cooking spray and put it over medium-high heat. Add the chicken and brown on all sides, then transfer to a plate and set aside. Put the onion, peppers, carrots and peas in the pan and cook for 10 minutes or until slightly so , stirring frequently. Add the ginger and garlic and stir fry for 1-2 minutes, then add the ﬁve-spice and ½ tsp each of salt and pepper and cook for another 1-2 minutes. Add a splash of water if anything starts to stick. Return the chicken to the pan, add the soy sauce and cook for 15-20 minutes or until the chicken is cooked through, stirring o en.

Stir the rice through the chicken mixture and heat until everything’s piping hot. Divide between bowls and scatter over the spring onion

Monday - Castleisland Community Centre: 7.00pm Emers Slimming World - 087-3528445

Wednesday - Tralee Pipeband Hall (Garvey's Supervalu Carpark), Tralee - 7:30am, 9:00am, 5:30pm and 7:00pm Sharons Slimming World - 089-2201599

Thursday - Meadowlands Hotel, Oakpark, Tralee 9:00am, 10:30am, 5:30pm and 7:00pm

Friday - Meadowlands Hotel, Oakpark, Tralee 7:30am, 9:00am and 10:30am Noraś Slimming World - 087-2489838

THERAPY CORNER

Kevin from KP Therapy answers your questions about Muscles, Aches & Pains.

Did an old / recurring injury hold you back last year?

As we arrive at the end of the first month of 2025, you may be looking ahead at your health, fitness or sports goals for 2025. If you feel that your goals or plans were disrupted or hindered by injury, pain or restriction last year, than January is the perfect time to start things off in the right way.

We are offering a block of 6 treatments for the price of 5 when purchased together. The first treatment will involve a full body assessment as well as the start of our treatment process. Throughout our block of treatments we will work to uncover the source of your pain / discomfort and get you moving in the right direction unhindered so you can reach your health and fitness goals whether that is in walking, running, the gym, general physical well-being or in a competitive sports capacity.

Feel free to call into us here in KP Therapy at The Brandon Hotel for a chat or check us out online via Instagram @kptherapy, or our webpage @kptherapy.ie.

Have a good weekend!

KP Therapy is located in the Brandon Hotel & Conference Centre.

To book an appointment with Kevin or Kieran Book Online: www.kptherapy.ie Or call 087 6153328

Saturday Night Danny Goggin Plays

IN MEMORY

16TH ANNIVERSARY

In loving and fond memories of Jack a devoted husband, dad and grandfather. Late of Caherslee and his beloved barber shop the square Tralee.

Who died on the 31st Jan 2009.

Will those who think of Jack today a little prayer to Jesus say. RIP Book of rememberance mass Thursday - Friday at 730am

of Heaven, Immaculate Virgin, assist

of the Sea, help and show me herein you are my Mother. O Holy

of Heaven and Earth, I humbly beseech you from the bottom of my

in my necessity (make request). There are none that can withstand your powers.

O Mary conceived without sin, pray for us who have recourse to thee (3 times). Sweet Mother, l place this cause in your hands. Thank you for your mercy towards me and mine. Amen. P.O.D.

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O Most beautiful flower of Mount Carmel, faithful vine, splendor

me in this my necessity.

Star

Mary, Mother of God, Queen

heart to secour me,

February Offers

1 . S K I N P E N M I C R O N E E D L I N G

I n t r o d u c i n g t h e S k i n P e n t o C H R C T h i s t r e a t m e n t r e j u v e n a t e s

y o u r s k i n b y s t i m u l a t i n g c o l l a g e n , i m p r o v i n g t e x t u r e a n d t o n e , r e d u c i n g f i n e l i n e s , w r i n k l e s , a c n e s c a r s , a n d m i n i m i s i n g p o r e s

I t a l s o e n h a n c e s t h e a b s o r p t i o n o f s k i n c a r e p r o d u c t s .

S p e c i a l o p e n i n g o f f e r o n l y € 1 5 0 !

. D E R M A

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I n t r o d u c i n g D e r m a l u x F l e x M D t r e a t m e n t t o C H R C T h i s

a d v a n c e d s y s t e m u s e s c l i n i c a l l y p r o v e n w a v e l e n g t h s f o r

e f f e c t i v e s k i n r e j u v e n a t i o n , t a r g e t i n g c o n c e r n s l i k e

a n t i - a g e i n g , a c n e , a c n e s c a r s , d u l l s k i n , p i g m e n t a t i o n ,

r o s a c e a a n d m o r e .

S p e c i a l o p e n i n g o f f e r : o n l y € 5 0 o r a d d t o a n y s u i t a b l e

t r e a t m e n t f o r j u s t € 2 5 !

3 . L I F T & G L O W F A C I A L : T H E U L T I M A T E N O N - S U R G I C A L F A C E

T h i s d y n a m i c f a c i a l c o m b i n e s D e r m a l i f t a n d R a d i o f r e q u e n c y ( R F ) t e c h n o l o g y t o s m o o t h

f i n e l i n e s , l i f t b r o w s , r e d u c e e y e h o o d i n g , a n d f i r m t h e c h e e k s a n d j a w l i n e . I t s t i m u l a t e s

c o l l a g e n f o r y o u t h f u l , g l o w i n g s k i n a n o n - i n v a s i v e a l t e r n a t i v e t o B o t o x w i t h f a c e l i f t - l i k e r e s u l t s .

O n l y € 1 5 0 ( n o r m a l l y € 2 7 5 )

4 . T R I B E L L A

5 . B O D Y C O N T O U R I N G & F A