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Top 10 things to do now that youre done with school Haidee-leigh Brouwer
from The Year 2022
by Wynberg Way
T h a t Y o u ' r e Out of school
Haidee-Leigh Brouwer
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1.You can go to the bathroom without requesting
permission to relieve your liquids.
2.You no longer have to make awkward eye contact with
people you no longer talk to in the hallways
3.No more homework! Until university or you get a job.
4.Life will feel less monotonous as you can go anywhere
on what would be a school day.
5.You can now see past teachers in public places and try
to evade them through the deli aisle.
6. Demerits are a thing of the past. Now, you’ll just get fired or arrested if you do something wrong to a major extent.
7. You have the opportunity to try out a new personality in front of new people
8. You won’t get a stiff buttock from sitting on a wooden chair all-day
9. You can travel the world by backpacking and staying in hostels and eventually get paranoid about the dangers of that. (Such as getting taken and get put in a torture ring for the rich people’s entertainment.) Watch Hostel before committing to this plan.
10. You can ultimately exert free will which is a scary prospect as you are in full control of your life, to a point.