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tâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s almost ten years since Mitsubishi revealed its all-new Shogun to us â&#x20AC;&#x201C; a model that marked a major change in thinking from its two predecessors. In fact, compared with the aged Mk II Shogun (or Pajero/Montero, as it was known in other markets), the newcomer was technically advanced. And that was particularly the case with its construction, this being the first Shogun ever launched as a monocoque design rather than having a traditional separate chassis. This third-generation Shogun is, of course, still with us â&#x20AC;&#x201C; modified and upgraded, but still having to compete against much newer machinery. On the used market, however, the age of the model is a positive advantage, as it means early examples are now impressively affordable. In fact, with
prices starting at around ÂŁ4000, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s something of a compelling purchase. Its history, though, is rather complex. The launch of the all-new Shogun in late 2000 was, if you recall, slightly controversial. Going modern via monocoque construction caused a stir in Shogun circles, but Mitsubishi knew it had to be done. As previous versions had gradually moved further upmarket, buyers demanded extra refinement and comfort, both of which are transformed when a 4x4 doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t use a separate chassis in its construction; only by doing this, reasoned the Japanese firm, could it hope to take on the new generation of SUVs being lined up elsewhere for the 21st century. It was a natural progression from the successful 1997 facelift of the Mk II Shogun â&#x20AC;&#x201C; though this one took the
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At its peak, the BT-50 was selling an average of around 1,100 units a year here in Britain, which made it just about worthwhile as an import. But by the time the recession started to bite and that total had fallen to an average of 600 trucks a year, Mazda knew the sums no longer added up. By the time the BT-50â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s marketing and promotional costs were taken into account, it was no longer a viable proposition, which means we wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be seeing any fresh imports arriving at our shores. So in order to bid farewell to the BT-50, we persuaded the good folk at Mazda to lend us a top-of-the-range 3.0-litre Intrepid double-cab for a highmileage week. In fact, we managed to get more than 700 miles out of â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;ourâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Intrepid, a mix of driving that including a couple of long motorway hauls, the inevitable urban grind and some off-road work, too. And although this truck is far from perfect, we have to say weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re rather saddened by the fact that no more examples will be imported. Yes, the Mitsubishi L200 is better looking, more refined and has a far stronger image when it comes to the â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;lifestyleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; market, but thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a certain honesty and ruggedness about the Mazda that we canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t help admiring.
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markets, which have been suffering in recent months due to the credit crunch but are now showing decent signs of recoveryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;. All very laudable, of course. But whichever industry you work in, thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s no denying the value on offer here. We reckon this is a seriously tempting package for any one-tonne truck buyer.
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ouâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got to love Honda. Insane bouncing enthusiasm may be common to all Japanese car manufacturers, but Honda seems more prone to it than most. Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re looking here at the handy little 4x4 that is Hondaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s HR-V. But do you know what Honda called it when the company announced it was to launch a slightly unusual (for its time; as common as potholes today, of course) mid-to-titchy size 4x4? You donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t? Or maybe you think you doâ&#x20AC;Ś but I bet youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re wrong. Honda announced the HR-V as a concept vehicle at the 1997 Tokyo Motor Show, and shared with a largely baffled motoring press that it would be the â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Wild and Joyful J-WJâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;. How wonderful is that? A little while later, as is the way of things, that concept car developed into the rather more modestly monickered Joy Machine. If youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re old enough, you might remember the cinema ads for the car. Mind boggling 1960s psychedelic lunacy in 1999 cinemas; lots of young people rushing about in pointless delight, while strangely shaped cars zapped around equally purposelessly. Great stuff. Not sure who was supposed to be attracted by this madness, but Hondaâ&#x20AC;Ś â&#x20AC;ŚHonda had second thoughts, and although it did launch the HR-V as the Joy Machine in Japan and other less conservative markets than the UK, the company had second thoughts where we were concerned. Instead, we got the Honda HR-V, although it did appear in some strange colours, including a virulent purple. The HR-V (â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;High
Rider Vehicleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;, would you believe?) was a close cousin to the much more serious CR-V (Compact Recreational Vehicle), certainly in terms of its mechanicals. But it offered a very different approach to the 4x4 way of life. Unlike the CR-V, which is decently competent off-road, the HR-V is really a great off-roader only if your great off-road involves grass, gravel and icy gradients. It is not intended to pull tractors from muddy quagmires or assault craggy fells. Honda can supply figures which sound impressive, like 19cm of ground clearance, which should be okay out in the field, and approach and departure angles of 29 degrees, but if you look closely under the front bumper of our photo victim you will observe that most of the spoiler skirt has been knocked off. And
this car enjoyed that single previous owner who never drove it anywhere more wild than a Lidl carpark in all the years she owned it. Which makes anyone wonder how its back axle somehow managed to become terminally bent. More on that after the exciting technical stuff. The car is light enough, and whizzes about the place like a sports car. In fact, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s more like a shopping trolley than a sports car, with ultra-light steering, no feel at the wheel and dead-flat handling. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s clever, too; that dead-flat handling is not at the expense of a hard ride, the HR-Vâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s suspension being resilient, long-travelled and cleverly damped. In fact, the one word to sum up the HR-V is â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;cleverâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;. The suspension is utterly conventional. At the front you get