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Give me a spoon of And thd sodium: Ma, .., a'pie, Maha, For I'rn going to I'm going to 'h pie-.
So he died for his faith. That is fine. More than most;f us do. But stay. Can you add to that line That he lived for it, too ?
,iri: u"".ri:ll$t mr"llst'""" "il u"t ,r#i.l,s a rilHty" to'ffiqth, ji Did his life do the samel in the past
From the days of his youth.
And me the orygtin.bottle, Ma, a hun! of casein, Ma, ttre i#nric,'fat, r look at the thbrrirostat. the electiicrolen is cold, turn it on half an ohm, Fdr I want to have'supper ready, Ma, As soon as rny D{d, cornes home.
SHE WASN:T,,SUBE
Sheik-You've been ou I am, haven't you? Noa4swer. ,l ./ wiih worse lookine fellows than i,.r
Sheik-I say, you've A.lU6,twith worse looking,fellows than I, haven't you? -lr," t
Flapper-I heard you the fiist;tirne. I was just trying to think.-(Capper's Weeklyf.
o MAN
As part of the matriculatio" u\*gri( English the entering students were asked to write \,6rief definition of their conceptioq of a self-made man. ..Ope young lady wrote as follows: \
"A self-made man is like a self-nlade cigarette-a lot of Bull wrapped in transparent 6svs1."-Q4lifornia Pelican.
Scotch
An armless soldier went into a with a Scotchman. When lunch was dier had to pick up the lungh check in teeth.
eat lunch armless sol- ft is easy to die. Men have died For a wish or a whimFrom bravado, passion, ur prideWas it harder for him?
But tolive: every day to live out All the truth that he dreamt, While his friends met his conduct with doubt, And the world with contempt.
Was it thus that he plodded ahead, Never turning aside? Then we'll talk of the life that he led; Never mind how he' died.
--"Jimmy and I we enlisted in the Navy." l-a
"Oh, slept in thetFame bunk?"
"No. Believed in the same bunk."
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Rita: "Do you U\.d sailors much?"
Nita: "Yes, goldlnd gobs." /l t-
"What are ydu doing at a Klan meeting, join."
"I don't want to join, I want totalk to buys the sheets'and pillow s35s5."-pv.
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MOORE DRY KILN CO. INSTALLING KILNS FOR CLOVER VALLEY LUMBER CO. AT LOYALTON
Moore Dry Kiln Co. of North Portland, Ore., is building a batfery of dry kilns of the reversible, internal fan type for the Clover Valley Lumber Co., Loyalton, Cal. The kilns will be ready for operation by the end of October.
DENVER W. TAYLOR NOW HEAD OF WESTWOOD
Denver w. r"ytor,L"rT,it-:;""," San Francisco as sales manager -of the California-Oregon Lumber Co., is now in charge of production and sal.es of the Westrvood Lumber Co., Wheeler,, C)re.
, JOHN J. HERLIHY IS DEAD
John J. Herlihy, assistant sales manager of the St. Paul & Tacoma Lumber Co., died recentlv in Tacoma at the age of 54. Mr. Herlihy had been -connected with the company for ten years, and 'r.vas welL known and popular among Northwest lumbermen.
Correction
In the Beaver Lumber Co.'s letter-reproduced in the advertisement of Harsch & Miller, Poitland, Ore., manufacturers of the Miller Lumber Carrier, it was stated that three Miller carriers easily handled the output of the big sawmill at Prescott, Ore. This outiiut was.erioncously stated to be 40@ feet per day, when itish'ould be 400,000 feet.
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