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What Socialism Is

Sambo: "IIam, Ah craves t'know how you stands on dishere politikle business? Is you a Democrat, or is you a Republican?"

Ham: "Boy, Ah ain't neither one o' dem. Ah'se a Socialist."

Sambo: "A Socialist ! Niggah whut you mean you'se a Socialist? f ain't nevah hea'd of no Socialist business befo,. When did you git t'be one o' dem?"

Ham: "Ah done join de Socialist Pahty bout a mont, ago. Ah been readin' all bout it, an' I cided t'join up wid em."

Sambo: "Ham, tell dishere niggah, how cum you to decide t'join de Socialists?"

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OREGON PINE llam: "Ah tells you, an den you gits t'be a Socialist to."

Ham: "Cause Ah believes in whut dem Socialists believes in, so Ah joins up wid em."

Sambo: "Tell me Niggah, cause Ah craves t'know, whut is dere bout dishere Socialist business whut you believes in ?"

Sambo: "Speak out, boy speak out."

Ham: "Niggah, you've seed dese new Piggly Wiggly stores, ain't ye?"

Sambo: "Suttinly."

Ham: "Well, de Socialist idea what peals t'me is Piggly Wiggly BANKS. Unerstan niggah? You jes walks right in an HEPS YO'SEF."

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