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Here comes the sun! Liverpool to spread Tenerife gospel with rare Beatle pictures

WHERE do all the best Beatles go for a holiday? Why Tenerife, of course! Well, three of them did, at least, way back in 1963, just as they were launching the Mersey Invasion, featuring Billy J Kramer, Gerry and the Pacemakers and the Merseybeats, plus a host of other groups.

And just as they popularised their home town Liverpool with their dazzling brand of pop music for many years, so Liverpool is about to spread the Tenerife gospel in the shape of a rare photograph exhibition featuring the Fab Four in their early days. The collection, which includes snapshots of George, Paul and Ringo during their stay in Tenerife - John Lennon

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and manager Brian Epstein decided on mainland Spain will be on view in Liverpool from next Wednesday (25th August) until the end of next January. The exhibition of Astrid Kircherr’s work will be displayed in the University of Liverpool’s Victoria Gallery & Museum, for all to see. The collection features more than 70 pictures, previ-

ously unseen, taken by the German photographer, who met the band in 1960 while they were playing in Hamburg nightclubs. Astrid was engaged to Stuart Sutcliffe, the Beatles original bass player who died from a brain haemorrhage in 1962. She was the first person to take studio shots of the group. Her work also includes 1964 images of the Fab Four taken in Liverpool during the making of the film, A Hard Day’s Night, and shots of the city as it appeared in the Sixties. She said: “I am delighted to come back to Liverpool to show my photographs at the

Victoria Gallery and Museum, having enjoyed seeing Stuart’s work in the same venue in 2009.” Matthew Clough, museum director, said: “The primary focus of this exhibition is to demonstrate Astrid’s work as a significant 20th Century photographer. “Astrid is known for her photographs of the Beatles in Hamburg, but her images of Liverpool in the early 60s provide a unique snapshot of a particular moment in its history.” The three Beatles spent nearly a fortnight chilling out in La Montañeta, near Los Realejos, Puerto de la Cruz,

and their stay has been in documented in a recent book by local historian Nicolás G Lemus. They had just recorded their first album, Please, Please me, which had gone straight to No1, and were obviously on their way to international fame and a huge fortune. Beatlemania was taking off rapidly, and the following year they became the first British band to conquer America. The Fab Four actually returned to Spain in 1965 as global superstars, when they played in front of packed venues in Madrid and Barcelona,


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Ship ahoy Spain sets aside In two months Cunard‘s new liner, Queen Elizabeth will be unveiled, but the art deco-inspired ship is quickly taking shape. A total of 2,092 passengers are booked on her maiden voyage, all the structural work is now done and it’s possible to see what she will look like when she is completed. Her first trip is around Spain and out to the Canary Islands. The 90,400-ton cruise ship is the latest offering from

the historic Cunard cruise company and her launch has been anticipated among loyal Cunard cruisers since the luxurious Queen Victoria set sail three years ago. Such is the anticipation surrounding Queen Elizabeth’s launch, the 13-night maiden voyage in October sold out within just half an hour of becoming available. Emerging from Fincantieri’s Monfalcone shipyard in Italy in October, her first world trip will start from Southampton on January 5, 2011 - a 103night sailing which includes 38 stops in 23 countries.

500m euros for its 2011 budget

THE SECOND VicePresident and Minister of Economy and Finance, Elena Salgado, Minister of Development and Jose Blanco, met to discuss the budget of this department for the year 2011. The arrival of additional funds is going to benefit, according to the Minister, more than 50 areas. In his appearance after meeting with the Minister of

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Public Works, José Blanco, the Second Deputy Prime Minister and Minister of Economy, Elena Salgado, said that “the stability of markets and some small domestic adjustment on initial forecasts allow in 2011an additional margin for the figures of at least 500 million euros.“ The Vice President pointed out that this figure is included in the spending limit approved by Parliament, which exceeds 122,000 million euros, and will not affect the goal of cutting the deficit to 6%, as the

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compromise reached with the European Union. As he explained, indicating the first budget figures were sent to ministries were made in a time of increased volatility in financial markets. In the words of the Minister, now has established stability, particularly after the publication of stress tests. The Minister of Public Works has indicated that up to 50 works will benefit next year with additional funds. They recalled that, as in Parliament, the adjustment in relation to public investment is severe and must

seek greater efficiency. In this regard, attention was to be addressed “a reflection on how to finance investment.” However, he noted that the decline in revenue driven by the decline in housing activity was detected in 2008, so that “last year in the budget we made the tax changes which we believe were necessary to meet our objectives deficit. “ From this perspective, we’re assured that “the tax structure we have now is sufficient, so that reforms are envisaged in this regard.”

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The Canarian Weekly this week reaches edition 666. As soon as you mention this to people they say – “The Devil”. The number – 666 – is often referred to as the number of the Beast, which is a concept from the Book of Revelation of the New Testament of the Christian Bible, relating to the figure of “The Beast”. The number 666 is in most manuscripts of the New Testament, and in modern translations and critical editions of the Greek text. Although Irenaeus (2nd century AD) affirmed the number to be 666 and reported several scribal errors of the number, there is still doubt by some theologians about the original reading, as some recently-discovered 3rd century early manuscripts of Revelation read 616. This topic is a source of contention for many church groups and theologians. Most scholars contend that the number 666 is a code for the Roman Emperor Nero,

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according to Wikipedia. In the U.S. Route 491 (US 491) is a north–south U.S. Highway serving the Four Corners region of the United States. One of the newest designations in the U.S. Highway system, it was created in 2003 as a renumbering of U.S. Route 666. With the 666 designation, this road was nicknamed Devil’s Highway because of the common Christian belief that 666 is the Number of the Beast. This satanic connotation, combined with a high fatality rate along the New Mexico portion, convinced some people the highway was cursed. The problem was compounded with chronic sign theft. These factors led to two efforts to renumber the highway, first by officials in Arizona, later in New Mexico. Since the renumbering, as a result of safety improvement projects, fatality rates have decreased. Did you know? 666 is the magic sum, or sum of the magic constants of a six by six magic square, any row or column of which adds up to 111. It’s also the sum of all the numbers on a roulette wheel. 666 was the original name of the Macintosh SevenDust computer virus that was discovered in 1998.

SPEED TRAPS in Spain are being adapted to read foreign number plates. The DGT Spanish traffic authority has announced a new system to fine foreign drivers who exceed the speed limit. Previously many drivers in foreign number-plated cars escaped punishment. The new system has been

installed on four speed traps where there is a high number of foreign drivers – the AP-7 in Castellón, the A7 in Murcia, the A-31 in Alicante and the A-52 in Zamora. It’s understood that special adaptors on these speed traps are designed to catch foreign motorists, that some have been operational since the start of the summer, and the rest will be so this week.

When the speed trap detects a foreign number plate breaking the speed limit a photograph is taken and then related to the DGT centre in León where such fines are processed. At the same time local Trafico agents in the area receive an automated message with details of the infraction so that they can personally inform the driver of the vehicle.

According to the Deputy Director of the DGT, Federico Fernández, it has been shown that between 30% and 40% of the speeding drivers in the summer have foreign number plates. The news comes amid a debate in the media in Spain as to whether traffic fines are effective in saving lives, or a just another way for the Government to raise funds.

Yoga Festival - Adeje ADEJE, TENERIFE South Indian Association and the Hindu Cultural Centre, in collaboration with the Consulate General of India in Tenerife and Yogosastra, are holding this Sunday, August 22nd, the first Yoga Festival de Canarias, which expects four thousand people. This festival will be held in the sports hall of El Galleon, from 9:00 to 18:30, and on the beach at La Enramada, from seven-thirty in the evening. According to the organisers, the festival’s main objective is to bring the

practice of yoga to the general public and raise awareness of the benefits that this discipline has to health from the standpoint of prevention and also useful in improving the welfare physical, mental and emotional. Yoga courses, with specific sessions for children, youth and adults and older, will be coordinated by teachers of various schools of yoga on the island and will be supervised by the guest of honor of the event Saraswatiji Swami Chidananda, who is the spiritual leader of Rishikesh, India.

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WHATS ON Friday 20th August – Sunday 22nd August Las Galletas This weekend sees the culmination of the fiesta in Las Galletas. Friday night party with the great ‘Orquesta Revelación’. On Saturday there are events throughout the day and the end of the fiesta - Sunday sees a big firework display and music provided by ‘Orquesta Diamente’ - “Fin de Fiesta”.

ICELAND is continuing to defy the European Union and Norway over its controversial mackerel quota with two of its main fishing companies announcing maximum effort.

A fishy tale hire since then, fishing off the shores of Africa. The Captain of Kristina EA is Arngrímur Brynjólfsson and his crew counts 35. The ship is equipped with powerful and highly technical processing and freezing machinery and the catch will all be processed on board. Meanwhile, HB Grandi’s pelagic fleet is back in the hunt for mackerel and herring after a short break. All three vessels stopped fishing recently to fit in with the Vopnafjördur factory’s break in production and

are back at sea now to have raw material for production to resume next week. So far this season HB Grandi’s pelagic vessels have landed 7300 tonnes of Atlanto-Scandian herring, with 23,000 tonnes remaining of their quota. The company says that catches of mackerel have been heavier, with 11,150 tonnes landed so far, leaving 4,400 tonnes of the quota to be caught. Up to last weekend the total catch by Icelandic vessels was 75,000 metric tons, 58 per cent of its self declared quota

of 130,000 tons. The Faroe Islands have also given themselves a quota of 85,000 tons, much to the anger of the EU. Yesterday the Scottish Fishermen’s Federation urged the Faroese to give up the quota. The Icelandic Fishing Vessel Owners Association has said that its country has “every right to fish for mackerel within the Icelandic jurisdiction” just as Norway and the EU have the right to fish for mackerel in their respective jurisdictions.

Friday 20th and Saturday 21st August Noche de Boleros – Los Cristianos Friday and Saturday see a musical extravaganza in the port area of Los Cristianos. From 9.30pm on Friday, performers include:- José Manuel Ramos, Chago Melián, Sergio Núñez, Nauzet, Alba, Pepe Barrios, Beatriz Alonso, Alexis Miranda, María José Cámara y Alma de Bolero. If you like Cuban rhythms on Saturday 21st from 15.30 enjoy music from ‘Clave de Son’. Then at 21.00pm watch Olga Cerpa and Mestisay ‘Pequeño Fado’.

In fact one of them, Samherji, has brought the 7,800 ton Kristina EA, the largest ship in the Icelandic fishing fleet up from the Canary islands to hunt for mackerel and herring in Icelandic waters. Kristina (previously the Engey RE) came in to the ownership of Samherji three years ago and has been on

Santa CruzUntil Sunday 22nd August TEA Tenerife Espacio de las Artes Nearly 10,000 people have seen the Picasso exhibition which draws to a close this weekend at the Tenerife Espacio de las Artes in the island’s capital. You have until Sunday to view ‘Las señoritas de Avignon’

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San Cristóbal Castle, Santa Cruz 1st Aug 2010 - 30th Sep 2010 Monday to Sunday Time: 11:00 - 19:00 The Castillo San Cristóbal visitor’s centre has reopened its doors to the public in the Plaza de España, Santa Cruz. It was closed following the heavy rains that devastated the island on February 1st. The ‘Castillo de San Cristóbal’ Visitor’s Centre features an exhibition of Tenerife’s old defence system. It offers information from its construction in 1575 to its demolition in 1928. Since the 25th of July 2009, the ‘Castillo de San Cristóbal’ Visitor’s Centre has had an added attraction to delight both local and foreign visitors: the legendary ‘El Tigre’ cannon. Although it cannot be demonstrated historically, popular belief says that the famous British admiral Horacio Nelson was injured and lost his arm thanks to this ‘El Tigre’ cannon. Compañía Nacional de Danza Tickets are on sale during August for performances by the Compañía Nacional de Danza 2, which takes place in the Symphonic Hall in Tenerife’s Auditorium on the 6th and 7th of November. Tickets can be purchased by calling 902 317 327 (between 10:00 and 19:00 Mondays to Fridays), in the Auditorium’s ticket office (between 10:00 and 15:00 Mondays to Fridays and 10:00 to 14:00 on Saturdays), in CajaCanarias multiservice terminals, or online at www.auditoriodetenerife.com. The history of the Compañía Nacional de Danza is firmly linked to Spain’s most recent past. The main objective of the company is to train and prepare dancers for professional dancing and serve as a link between, dance schools and professional dance companies such as the Compañia Nacional de Danza. Its repertoire is principally made up of works by Nacho Duato, although works by young choreographers have gradually been incorporated, allowing dancers to keep up to date with new trends and incorporate them into their performances. The aim of this project is to inspire young dancers, to arouse interest in contemporary dance amongst young audiences and add to the range of cultural activities on offer in Spain.

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IT WAS quite a wakeup call for about 135 passengers on an overnight train headed to Milan, Italy. They woke up in Switzerland instead. The traveller’s had boarded the Salvador Dali train in Barcelona, headed for Italy’s fashion capital. But some time in the middle of the night, signallers in Lyon, France, sent the train more than 150 miles

off course to Zurich, the Telegraph newspaper reports. Apparently the mishap occurred when several cars of the train were split and French workers were unsure which cars were going where. The train company – run jointly by Spanish train operator Renfe and French SNCF – figured out the mistake as the train neared Geneva, Switzerland and redirected the coach to Zurich, where passengers awoke to the skyscrapers of Switzerland’s

financial city – not exactly the view they were expecting. They transferred to another train and actually got to Milan

four hours behind schedule. Still, the embarrassed train operator offered everyone a full refund.

Loz Scott Memorial Golf Day THE SECOND Loz Scott Memorial Golf Day will be taking place on Saturday 4th September, at Adeje Golf Course (A/B) Anyone wishing to take part can contact Chaz on 672 583 081. If you wish to raise a bottle of Heineken to Los then afterwards you can meet us from 2pm onwards at Goodfellas Pool Bar, Dinastia.

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Luxury breaks are just the ticket...

Isla de Tenerife THE CABILDO of Tenerife has announced the first edition of the “Isla de Tenerife” Landscaping Prize

TOUR companies Thomson and First Choice have set up a fabulous, fund-raising raffle for Live Arico and the Family Holiday Association, featuring spectacular prizes. The raffle has been organised by the firms’ Flight Seat Sales department, and local residents are especially encouraged to come into the Thomson flights office in CC El Duque (opposite the Torviscas market) in the Centro Comercial to buy the raffle tickets, which cost just one euro each. There are several tempting prizes to be won, including:

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One-week stay for two (half-board) at the four-star Hotel Los Gigantes One-week for two at the three-star Hotel Paraiso Floral Three nights half-board for two at the four-star Hotel Sol, Puerto de la Cruz Weekend for two half-board at four-star Hotel El Tope Weekend for two half-board at either Hotel Arona Gran, Vulcano or Vitacora The tickets will be on sale until Friday, 10th September, when the grand draw will be made, and all winners will be contacted by telephone. Further details can also be obtained from the Thomson office. The unusual raffle is all in aid of two worthy causes, so don’t be shy, give it a try!

The goal of this initiative is to raise awareness of and reward those actions being carried out by different social organisations on the island to preserve and/or improve the landscape of Tenerife, and through the positive example set by these actions to highlight the importance of protecting our landscape and encouraging its care and appreciation. Three different categories, designed to award different initiatives and groups, have been named: Category 1: ‘Improved integration of business premises into the landscape’, aimed at small and medium businesses (less than 250 employees) in Tenerife whose premises are visible from any of the roads in the island’s transport network and which have been improved in order to enhance their integration into the natural environment and landscape.

Category 2: ‘Good public landscaping practice’, aimed at non-profit organisations (residents’ associations, cultural groups, ecological groups, etc.) on the island of Tenerife which have carried out renovation, integration or awareness-raising projects that have resulted in an improvement to the landscape of Tenerife.

Category 3: ‘Using short films to raise awareness among the young population about the protection of the island’s landscape’, open to short films of between 1 and 15 minutes in duration and made by people between the ages of 18 and 30, the subject matter of which should be the promotion of the appreciation of Tenerife’s

landscapes, the contribution of ideas for the improvement of the landscape, and the respect and involvement of the young people of the island in its conservation. Although the most important thing for those participating in this contest will be the social and institutional recognition that it affords, along with the public recognition of their efforts and the additional publicity for the prizewinners’ activities, a financial reward for the firstand second-place prizewinners in each category has also been arranged. This edition has been organised in collaboration with the European Network of Local and Regional Authorities for the Implementation of the European Landscape Convention (RECEP-ENELC), of which this organisation is a member. The deadline for presenting entries is the 17th of September and the conditions and their appendixes can be consulted in Official Provincial Bulletin (BOP) no. 160, of the 12th of August 2010. For more information, call 922 843 472 or 922 239 719.

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Mum dumps child for bar booze-up A BRITISH woman, who abandoned her 11-year-old daughter on a Salou beach for two hours to go boozing, was given a sixmonth prison sentence in Tarragona on Tuesday. But as she has no previous record, and because the term was less than two years,

under Spanish law, she was given a suspended sentence. The alarm was raised by the parents of another child, who was playing with the girl. They took the child back to her hotel, and staff there decided to call the police. The mother was later found drunk by police in a nearby bar. The girl was taken to the police station and Child Protection services then took her to a specialist centre.

Nikki puts strays in the picture NIKKI ATTREE, digital artist and photographer, runs a website for unfortunate pooches here in the south of the Island. And she is keen to include even more missing dogs, and those who have been found roaming the streets If you can send Nikki some details (ideally with a photo) via nikki@tenerifedogs.com she will upload them on the ‘Lost and Found’ page of her website: www.TenerifeDogs.com You never know, perhaps your beloved dog will be reunited with you, or that nervous stray, who has been hanging around, is recognised by someone. This website aims to

encourage more people to adopt abandoned dogs and help them find their perfect pooch. It has a ‘Find-a-Dog’ list with a selection who are looking for a home, along with some success stories (Happy Tails), and pages of useful information in the form of FAQs, articles, and links. So please visit and bookmark TenerifeDogs.com ... but be warned: once you take a look at the cute doggies on the website, you may well find one that leaps off the screen and tugs at your heart-strings. Nikki, whose digitallyenhanced photographs are becoming extremely popular, says: “Before you know it, you might have a new friend sharing your home.”

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Facebook puts places on the map for users FACEBOOK has unveiled a new feature that lets members share their whereabouts with friends while on the move. Facebook Places is the social networking site’s first step into location-based services for people who own smartphones equipped with satellite position tracking capabilities. Members can “check-in” at restaurants, bars, or other social venues and let their friends at the social network instantly know where they are and with whom.

Wildlife experts have said reports of a colony of giant rats need to be investigated after a huge rodent was shot dead on a West Yorkshire housing estate. The culled super rat measured 30in (2.5ft) - making it as big as a bulldog - and twice the size of a normal rat. Experts believe it could be a descendent of the coypu species, a large South American rodent not seen in Britain for two decades. Brandon Goddard, 31, who shot the rat, said voluminous vermin have been invading homes on the Ravenscliffe estate in Bradford.

The launch includes an application for iPhone handsets, and members with smartphones featuring web browser software supporting geolocation and HTML5 can use it at the mobile website touch.facebook.com. The feature is initially only available in the US and while the company will eventually roll it out worldwide to its 500 million users, a spokesman for Facebook UK said its release here was some months away. “If you are not in the US you can still see if friends are using it here but you will not be able to check-in,” Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg said at the launch event at the firm’s headquarters in California.

Facebook says privacy is a key feature of Places and users could control who they share location information with. The site has previously been criticised for failing to safeguard the information members post on their profiles. The commercial potential with Places is with users being able to declare wherever they are whenever they want, opening themselves up to offers, suggestions or advertisements about nearby businesses. Facebook said it had no immediate plans to pursue this, but the advertising market driven by small businesses such as restaurants and stores is estimated in the tens

of billions of dollars a year in the United States alone and has attracted online companies like Google and Yelp. The feature has been introduced as improved GPS technology in handheld phones has seen location-based social networking services like Gowalla and Foursquare become increasingly popular Their members let friends see where they are and automatically update Facebook profiles with the information. “This validates that we are onto something,” Foursquare vice-president of partnerships Holger Luedorf said at the Places launch. “We definitely want to help people connect their online and offline worlds.”

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as fast as I could. Who knows how many there will be if they’ve been breeding?” Brandon, a manager at a cleaning firm, said: “The first went right past, but we got the second one. Then three more got away. “I’ve seen thousands of rats during the course of my work and go shooting a couple of times a week. But I’ve never seen any as big as this. “The one I shot was absolutely terrifying. I was shaking. Goodness knows where the others went. I’m glad I don’t live there.” People living on the Ravenscliffe estate said large rats often invade their homes and council officials have been called out to eradicate the problem.

He saw four others of the same size as he fired on the group with an air rifle.

Mr Goddard told The Sun: “They were more like Ratzillas than rats. “I got out of there

THE ANGLICAN Chaplaincy Of Saint Francis will resume its 6pm Sunday service at the San Blas Church, Golf del Sur, on 19th September. Other services Holy Eucharist in English (from 6th Sept): San Eugenio, Playa de Las Americas - Sunday, 10.15am; Wednesday, 10.15am. Espiritu Santo: Los Gigantes Sunday, 6pm; Thursday, 10.30am. For baptisms, confessions, funerals, wedding blessings, pastoral care or counselling, call Fr Keith Gordon on 679 660 277 or 922 742 045, or go to www.tenerifechurch.com

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Update on Live Arico Holiday raffle bonanza Details of a fantastic, fundraising raffle run by Thomson Holidays and First Choice in aid of Live Arico and the Family Holiday Association can be found on Page 6. Please, please, read the story, buy some tickets and help our dogs (and the FHA) in the process. Tired of boot sales? Sell your unwanted items in a more tranquil environment every Sunday at the Terrace Bar, Amarilla Golf, from 113pm. At just five euros per table and proceeds coming directly to Live Arico, we are expecting these events to be a huge success. Call Ruth to reserve your table on 636 306 397 Upcoming events Next Sunday (29th Aug) there will be a benefit night at Legends Bar, near Los Cristianos Market, from 9pm. It will be hosted by Suzy Q, with guests including Michaela as Tina Turner and more to be confirmed next week. Come and join us On Sunday,19th September, we be holding a benefit at La Guagua, Fañabe Beach front. Details to be confirmed next week. The following Wednesday (22nd Sept), we will be staging a fund-raiser at the Ocean View Bar, Hotel Comodoro, Los Cristianos. Tickets are just six euros and include live entertainment, plus a delicious pie-and-pea supper. Call

Suzy on 629 388 102 to get your tickets, or call into the bar. Revised adoption procedures A minimum 50-euro donation for an adopted male dog, and 75 euros for a female, is now required by Live Arico. This is paid direct to Hospivet Sur on collection of your new pet, which will be chipped, neutered, vaccinated and wormed. South Tenerife Rescue Centre We have sold 509 square metres of land up to now, making a total of 2,545 euros. The plan to buy our own plot of land remains, possibly even where we are now renting, so are you prepared to buy a square metre of land for Live Arico? At just five euros, you will receive a certificate from Live Arico for now, and your name and number of square metres purchased will be on a Roll of Honour at the new refuge. Live Arico Shop news (in association with Tenerife Nursing and Care) As you probably know by now, the shop is now on the frontline of Coral Mar, at ground level, next door to the Coral Bar. This makes life far easier for everyone: cars unloading can park right outside, and our elderly and disabled customers no longer have to negotiate the stairs. We now have a fantastic

range of hand-made cards for all occasions. They are decorated beautifully and cost from two euros. We are also grateful for items of furniture as we are working in conjunction with Fish for Furniture, at Los Abrigos and Idea, in Adeje. Call Rick to arrange pick-ups. We are also grateful to receive any donations of cat and dog food at the shop. Through popular demand, the shop is now open at the following times: Mon-Fri: 104pm. Sat: 10-2. Sunday: Closed. The shop will also be open when there’s an event on in Coral Mar Square, Live Arico hot lines For any questions about the shop, the dogs or Live Arico, or if you would like to make a donation and need somebody to pick it up, call Debbie on the number below. Important telephone numbers Eugenio: 649 001 907 (call if you find an animal abandoned or in distress) Suzy Q: 629 388 102 (fundraising, press releases, prize donations, etc.) Pete Holland: 661 099 365 (Poochies Pet Hotel for boarding your dog) Rick: 639 207 064 (shop donations and collections) Debbie Gibson: 637 918 158 You can also read about us at www.livearico.org http://twitter.com/tenerifedogs or http://tenerifedogs.blogspot.com

‘Paraíso Express’ stops off in Adeje SINGER Alejandro Sanz released his album ‘Paraíso Express’ in 2009 after three years of silence and is now to visit the island with new songs about his favourite topics. His tour of 26 Spanish and twelve American cities began on the 1st of May in the Los Califas bullring in Cordoba. He is scheduled to perform one of these concerts next week in Adeje before performing again in Latin America from October

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to December. This is the first time that a concert of this type has been organised in Europe: the stage has three led lamp screens, ‘like a grid’, explains Sanz, positioned above him to give a 3D effect, ‘to simulate movements, or in case it

rains’. During the concert he will be performing some of his new tracks, such as ‘Yo hice llorar hasta a los ángeles’, ‘Nuestro amor será leyenda’, ‘Looking for Paradise’ and ‘Mi Peter Punk’, as well as a selection of his all-time-favourites, including ‘Corazón partío’, ‘Cuando nadie me ve’ and ‘Viviendo deprisa’, which was one of his first hits. Alejando Sanz the concert takes place on Saturday the 28th of August from 20:00 at the Adeje football field. Tickets are now on sale. More information 922 280 564.

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Raging bull

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THREE PEOPLE, including a 10-year-old boy, remained in hospital yesterday (Thursday) with injuries suffered when a bull charged into a crowd of terrified spectators at a bullring in Spain.

ASTURIAS, the Canary Islands and Murcia, the communities most in demand of foreign professionals.

Spanish television showed dramatic images of screaming spectators, including children, frantically trying to avoid the rampaging animal after it leapt several metres over a security barrier and then clambered over a fence and into the crowded stands Wednesday evening. The animal stumbled around the stands before falling down several steps, crushing more people, at the bullring in the town of Tafalla, in the northern Navarra region. Several employees of the bullring finally managed to get a rope around the bull after about 15 minutes, and it was killed and removed by a crane. The Navarra regional government said 32 people were treated at hospitals and clinics. Most suffered minor injuries such as bruising and were released, but three remained hospitalised Thursday. A 10-year-old boy was in serious but stable condition with “abdominal trauma” after the bull fell on him, it said in a statement. A 23-year-old woman was being treated for a crushed vertebrae, and a 47-year-old man for wounds suffered when he was gored in the lower back. Both were in stable condition. In addition to the 32, “several more” suffered shock or minor scratches and bruises, the statement said. The incident did not take place during a traditional bull-

Doctors, engineers and technicians in various sectors are the employment sectors that need to be filled mostly in Asturias, the Canary Islands and Murcia, these are offered to non-EU foreign professionals who want to come to Spain. According to the latest list of open occupations, published by the Public Employment Service each quarter, doctors from different specialisms, continue to

lead these vacancies in the absence of doctors in Asturias, Baleares, Canarias, Castilla y León, Cataluña , Murcia, Ceuta and Melilla. Murcia has been in great demand for doctors for several years, and in this case jobs advertised are for these professionals in general medicine, rehabilitation, orthopedics, anesthesiology, cardiovascular surgery, pediatrics, digestive, psychiatry and occupational medicine. Jobs are for electrical technicians, plant managers, doctors, engineers, technicians and pharmacists, among other professionals are available.

A two Year anniversary fight but during a contest of “recortadores”, in which participants try to dodge the bull while staying as close to it as possible. The bull, named Quesero, had already twice tried to jump the barrier during the event, breaking one of its horns, and was about to be removed from the arena when it launched itself into the crowd. “I was terrified. I ran out of the stadium, crying,” one young woman told the television of the neighbouring Basque region. Another young woman said, “people started to fall over each other... Then I couldn’t find my friends, what happened was awful.” “I have never felt so afraid. I’m still shaking,” one of those injured told the ABC newspaper.

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“The bull had already made a few attempts, but I was relatively calm. And suddenly, I saw that the animal had jumped and, after staying stuck on the fence for a few seconds, it came over. Then there was chaos... There was stomping, pushing, shrieks, blows.“ The Navarra government said most of the spectators were young people who were able to react in time to avoid the bull, or the number of casualties could have been far higher. Such incidents are very unusual at bullfights. Although the animals occasionally manage to leap the security barrier they very rarely get into the stands. Wednesday’s incident came amid intense debate in Spain over the centuries-old tradition of bullfighting.

The northeastern region of Catalonia last month became the first part of mainland Spain to ban the practice, which animal activists condemn as a form of torture and others see as part of the country’s cultural heritage. In a recent opinion poll, 60 percent of Spaniards said they do not approve of the spectacle, which ends with the death of the bull from a well-placed sword. Navarra, where Tafalla is located, is famous for the traditional “running of the bulls” in the regional capital of Pamplona. Dozens of people are injured each year when the runners try to outrace bulls which charge through the old town’s narrow streets to a bullring where a bullfight is staged.

THE PRESIDENT of the Federation of Municipalities Canaria (FECAM), Lázaro Brito Hernández, called on all the municipalities of the Canary Islands to convene a minute of silence today (Friday), in the municipalities, in memory of the victims of the Spanair

plane crash that happened in Barajas airport the same day in 2008 that killed 154 people. With this simple gesture, FECAM added its solidarity and support to the affected families of this terrible air crash.

Striding out for charity THOMAS COOK staff from the Holiday Division office in the Zentral Center, Playa de Las America, are staging a 12km charity walk in aid of the company’s Children’s Charity on Monday (23rd Aug). They are starting in front of the Arona Gran Hotel in

Los Cristianos and walking all along the front to the Costa Adeje Palace, in La Caleta. The walk starts at 5pm and, hopefully, will finish around 7.30pm. Interested in taking part? Then get yourself along to the Arona Gran Hotel.

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Spain joins South businesses anti-Google in need of change campaigns GOOGLE’S “Street View” mapping feature, in the news this week after a little girl was filmed pretending to be dead at the side of a Worcester road, is being investigated in Spain. It is the latest country to tangle with the Internet search giant over concerns that it violates people’s privacy while taking shots of streets. Madrid Judge Raquel Fernandino has issued a subpoena for a 4th October appearance by a Google representative. Google Spain spokeswoman Marisa Toro said the company would cooperate fully. A complaint about Google was filed in June by APEDANICA, a private Internet watchdog and technology consultancy.

The judge is inquiring into whether Google committed a “computer crime”, says APEDANICA lawyer Valentin Playa. The Spanish probe is the latest since Google acknowledged that the technology used by its “Street View” cars had inadvertently recorded fragments of people’s online activities, broadcast over public Wi-Fi networks for the past four years. The Californian company said it collected such data from public Wi-Fi networks in more than 30 countries. But it is adamant that it never uses the data and hasn’t broken any laws.

“It’s time to show our true commitment to society” that’s the message from the business associations of Adeje and Arona.

The presidents of the business associations of Adeje and Arona have recently come together to address various issues related to the business of both municipalities. This meeting reaffirmed their determination to continue working together for the businesses of Adeje and Arona, but also intends to plan actions in which they

seek the cooperation and participation of other business associations in the south. Both presidents are deeply concerned about the general economic situation and say “it seems that tourism is recovering slowly, we must not lower our guard, as we wait years where international competition is fierce, and it therefore require to change the way we work and plan. “ In this sense, they say, it’s fundamental to search for areas of collaboration between all sectors, to facilitate the achievement of decisive actions that

affect an effective way to eradicate the main problems in the area. They believe that at this time it would be useful to convene a business summit in the whole region, to sit, around a desk, with all the business groups in the area, so they have already begun a round of contacts for planning. The meeting also discussed, among other things, the possible introduction of shopping malls in the south and the negative impact this will have on local businesses, the possible joint development of Exposaldo “Opportunity

Fair”, or joint planning of marketing trade campaigns. They believe also that it is time for employers to step forward and say “it’s time to show our true commitment to society and to the land that has given us almost everything we have. With an unemployment rate close to thirty percent, it is not permissible to continue with a passive attitude as at present. We must fulfill our corporate social responsibility “in this sense and ask the entire industry to change to face the future with more assurance.

Charity challenge has a musical touch about it LIVE ARICO have cation company who dialled up a communi- plan to spread the word - and raise money for the popular animal refuge. Peace Communication SL, who launch in Tenerife later this year, plan to join forces with Live Arico and other select charities, donating up to 50% of its profits to these charities With this in mind, a team from the company have entered this year’s 12-day Lanka Challenge, to raise funds for their selected charities (Live Arico in Tenerife, Cancer Research UK, and SOS Children in Sri Lanka). The Challenge, which starts next Saturday (28th August) consists of a race around Sri Lanka in a tuk-tuk (the motorised rickshaws common

in the Far East) coupled with challenges which take in adventurous, cultural and ecological activities, all involving the local community. Peace Communication are looking for team sponsors and any donations, big or small. All monies raised in Tenerife will be split equally between Live Arico and SOS Children in Sri Lanka (an orphanage project which the team will be visiting while they are in Sri Lanka). Donations can be made direct to Live Arico by calling Debbie on 637 918 158 or Suzi on 629 338 102, or by visiting community4peace.co.uk and clicking on the donation button. You will be able to follow the team’s progress through the towns and jungles of Sri Lanka on the company’s blog site

www.communication4peace.c o.uk/lankablog which will be updated with daily videos and blogs. The Peace team - Frank and Jake Livingstone, plus Kevin Dorland - have decided that driving a tuk-tuk through a total wilderness may not be entertaining enough. So they are converting theirs into a mobile disco and plan to entertain the other teams and local communities along the way. The team are being followed by Kevin Lee and Sheila Cockwell, who will film as much of the challenge as possible for the blog. For further details of Peace Communication and their Challenge, contact kevin@tradecommunication.c o.uk or www.tradecommunication.co.uk

Snorkel team’s marathon task PAUL LEE, who is a tribute to the singer Meatloaf, is one of an eight-man team of swimmers tackling an unusual, 16.8km task for charity tomorrow (Saturday).

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The group plan to snorkel all the way from Alcala to Puerto Colon, in relay style, to raise funds for Cancer Research here and in the UK. Robert Lowe, whose cousin Tommy was diagnosed and, thankfully, beat the disease, is organising the Atlantic Relay event “to help in the research and in supporting

other families who get diagnosed”. The online pledges (www.justgiving.com/RobertLowe) have been pouring in already, and all funds raised will go to the cancer unit at Candelaria Hospital in the North. The big splash-off takes place at 10am, and the team should finish at around 3.30-4pm.

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The big Kiss-off! Double blow for trippers as travel companies go under THOUSANDS of British holiday-makers were scrambling to salvage their trips following the collapse of two travel companies in the past week. Hundreds were stranded in Spain when Birmingham firm Sun4u folded last Thursday. But there was good news for many more, who were able to get away after London-based Kiss Flights went out of business on Tuesday. The Civil Aviation Authority (CAA) said around 1,500 Kiss Flights customers were taking flights to the Mediterranean, mainly from Gatwick and Manchester - but only until 6pm on Tuesday, when the entire operation shut down. It left around 60,000 people with forward bookings trying to arrange alternative flights through other travel agents, including those on two flights to Tenerife from East Midlands airport today

(Friday). The CAA reassured the tens of thousands of British holiday-makers already abroad on trips arranged by Kiss Flights that they would be able to continue their holidays. Kiss Flights, which operated flights to Greece, Egypt, Turkey and the Canary Islands, folded after its owner, Flight Options, ceased trading. The company’s operations were financially protected by the CAA-run Atol (Air Travel Operators Licensing) scheme, but whether all 70,000 passengers booked to travel in September will be covered remains to be seen. “People who missed flights this week can either seek compensation or go to travel agents to see if they can get an alternative flight,” said a CAA spokesman. The same information was passed on to Sun4u passengers, who should be able to get home with help from ABTA. But one woman was left

bewildered when, after booking with Sun4You, and missing out, she then made new flight arrangements with Kiss Flights. “You couldn’t make it up,” she said dejectedly. A message was posted on the website of Kiss owner Flight Options, saying the group had ceased trading as of 5pm on 17th August, and that the CAA had been informed. But the website appears to have crashed with the demand. It is understood that Kiss Flights picked up a large number of bookings following the collapse of another travel company, Goldtrail Holidays, on 17th July. Reports indicate that Sun4u and Kiss Flights had fallen victim of the Icelandic ash-cloud problems earlier this year. Leading travel companies such as Thomson and First Choice were able to absorb the millions of pounds lost during the catastrophe, which grounded aircraft all over Europe in April.

BBC Weatherman apologises after ‘giving the finger’ THE BBC has been forced to apologise to viewers after one its weathermen was caught giving the finger live on air. Tomasz Schafermaker made the gesture at presenters Simon McCoy and Fiona Armstrong on the BBC News channel. They said his forecast would be “100% accurate and provide all the detail you could possibly want”. The flustered weather presenter then realised he had been caught on camera and tried to cover up what he was doing by scratching his chin. A BBC spokesman said: “Tomasz was not aware that he was on air, and whilst the

gesture was only shown for a second, it was not acceptable. “The News Channel presenter live in the studio acknowledged a mistake had been made, and we apologise for

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any offence caused.” The Polish-born weatherman began presenting on BBC Southeast Today in 2001 before joining the main BBC channels in 2006.

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World News THE SUGGESTION that young people could change their names in adulthood to shrug off their online trail is not a practical solution, UK recruiters have said. Google boss Eric Schmidt sparked controversy when he said he expected today’s children would seek a new identity when the time came to disown the rebellious activities of their teen years, as documented on social networks. In an interview with the Wall Street Journal, the chief executive of the technology giant said: “I don’t believe society understands what happens when everything is available, knowable and recorded by everyone all the time.” He added that one day youngsters would be entitled to change their names - and said it was an issue society must consider as firms such his own collect ever more information about their users. Because of the data Google collects, “we know roughly who you are, roughly what you care about, roughly who your friends are”, he said However, recruitment firms point out that any

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Name change can’t erase online past attempt to wipe out an online trail would likely raise more doubts than it covered up. “In theory, changing your name could work,” said Phill Lane, head of planning at PennaBarkers. “But it would also open you up to a huge gap in your career history, in much the same way as leaving a gap on your CV would - and that’s something that will always be investigated further at interview. “The question for candidates would be: ‘What kind of information are you hiding?’ “If it’s simply pictures of you drunk on a night out, that’s information that recruiters would not typically factor into a hiring decision - they certainly shouldn’t be. “If, however, you are trying to cover up behaviour that would reasonably jeopardise your chances of getting the job, that will likely

come out in the interview process, so there’s going to be little benefit as a candidate in doing that.” Once you are at employment age you do have to start to actively manage your online persona and take control of what you want people outside your social set to see. Dr Gill Whiteman of graduate recruiter TargetJobs added it was not just young people who might wish to withdraw information posted online. “We are all guilty of being naive about how and where our personal information is being stored, or the rules and regulations of data usage and data protection in different countries and how these change over time,” she said. Dr Whiteman added that anyone in employment ought to actively manage their online persona, and regularly Google themselves to check what an outsider could discover through a web search. The recruiters said in many cases, having a full and active online presence could actually help a young person in their future career. “It would be reasonable, for example, for an advertising agency to respond favourably to a candidate that had manipulated their digital footprint to adver-

tise themselves - it shows a grasp of the communications channels and marketing techniques,” said Mr Lane. “But it’s questionable as to whether the same tactics would help you land a job in, for example, a law firm where such an ostentatious online presence might actually be seen as a threat to client confidentiality and a lack of discre-

tion.” Based on Mr Schmidt’s comments, such awareness of the impact of a social media profile is not likely to be a fleeting consideration. The Google head described social networking site Facebook as a “company of consequence” and predicted one or two other major players would come on the scene in the near future.

Girl could lose eye A LITTLE girl could lose her eye because of an infection contracted from dog mess left in a playground. Toddler Amiee Langdon, who will be two years old next week, put her hand in faeces when she fell over in a park. Before her mother Suzanne could react, the little girl wiped her left eye with the same hand. Ms Langdon, a 29-year-old nurse from Fallowfield, Manchester, rushed to clean the eye and rinsed it with warm water once they returned home. Amiee's condition is the consequence of some thought-

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less dog owner. But it was too late to stop Amiee contracting an infection called toxocariasis, which is caused by parasitic worms in dog mess. The toddler's eye subsequently swelled up, becoming purple and inflamed. Amiee was admitted to hospital where she was immediately put on antibiotics. But, if they do not work, she will need surgery to remove the eye so the infection does not spread to her brain, which - in extreme cases - could lead to death. I hope this makes irresponsible dog owners understand the very real consequences of failing to pick up after their dogs. Amiee was playing in a gated children's area of Platt Fields

Park, Fallowfield, when she fell over. Ms Langdon said: "Amiee's condition is the consequence of some thoughtless dog owner. "It's awful. There is a sign saying 'No dogs' near the entrance to the play area, but it seems people are ignoring it. Councils must get tough." Paul Andrews, of neighbourhood services at Manchester City Council, said: "I hope this extremely upsetting incident makes irresponsible dog owners understand the very real consequences of failing to pick up after their dogs. "We are thinking about this little girl and her family and we hope she makes a speedy recovery."

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Final American combat troops leave Iraq at last THE LAST US combat troops in Iraq have left the country seven years after the American-led invasion. Soldiers from the 4th Stryker Brigade crossed the turbulent country’s border with Kuwait earlier. There are now 56,000 US soldiers in Iraq, down from about 140,000 when US President Barack Obama took office in January 2009. His administration is on target to reduce troop levels to 50,000 by August 31, ending the combat mission and leaving those who remain to train Iraqi armed forces and police units. Meeting the deadline will mean Mr Obama is also on schedule to keep his promise to pull out all US service mem-

bers from the country by January 1, 2012. There are still dark forces in Iraq trying to pull the country apart. The President is facing a

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war-weary American public, as his fellow Democrats aim to hold on to their control of the US Congress in elections in November. Former Republican presi-

dent George Bush launched the American-led invasion in 2003 that ousted Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. But the war became unpopular among Americans as US deaths mounted. As of Wednesday, America’s Defence Department said there had been 4,419 US military deaths since the invasion. Mr Obama wants all US service members out of Iraq by 2012. While violence has dipped sharply since the height of sectarian warfare, from 2006 to 2007, Iraq is still extremely fragile. Its leaders have not resolved a number of politically explosive issues that could easily trigger renewed fighting. The war in Iraq has gone on longer than the US Civil War, World War I and World War II.

Fresh bid to identify unknown rail bodies TWO POLICE groups have teamed up to try to identify 20 people whose bodies were found near the rail and Tube network over the past 35 years. The National Policing Improvement Agency and British Transport Police commissioned an artist to compile sketches of 20 people - 18 males and two females whose remains were found but who were never identified. There were no suspicious circumstances surrounding any of the deaths. “All these fatalities were fully investigated at the time and all clues followed up to try to establish an identity, but without success,” said BTP’s Detective Chief Superintendent Miles Flood. “We are now taking another look to see if there is any more we can do, in some cases to see if advances in forensic techniques can help, and to appeal to the public to see if anyone recognises them. “Most of these cases are from the greater London area, where people can often be quite isolated and transient, but one is from Coventry and another - a quite recent death - in

Cornwall. “Some of these people may have had an itinerant lifestyle, but it is likely that there are still relatives or friends who may recognise them and thought they had simply moved away.” The drawings have been made by Leeds-based police facial imaging specialist Sharon McDonagh. She is one of only a handful of accredited police artists on the NPIA’s specialist database. She said: “What I try to do is to recreate what the person would have looked like alive, to breathe life back into them if you like. “The source material is a mortuary photograph, but the drawing is not just a reproduction. Rather these are interpretations that highlight certain characteristics, which people who knew the person will hopefully instantly recognise. “Although I only have a picture of a face to work from, I use all the information about that person. If you know they are of slim build for instance that will affect the way you draw their face; if you know something about their background, you can get a feel for the person.”

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Mobile saves stranded Brits on Mont Blanc TWO BRITONS stranded on Europe’s highest mountain have been rescued, after they rose the alarm via SMS to a friend 1,000 miles away. The climbers, who have not been named, were forced to spend the night at 11,000ft in sub-zero temperatures on Mont Blanc. A storm had stopped them returning to their base. Rescue officials said they raised the alarm by sending a text message from the mountain’s Italian side to a friend in London, who then alerted authorities. Bad weather hampered an early search and prevented a rescue helicopter from taking off.

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The Brits were eventually picked up at the Aiguille Noire de Peuterey crest and flown to nearby Courmayeur, at the foot of the mountain. They are well-equipped but no one wants to spend

the night at 3,700 metres unless you really have to. An Italian rescue spokesman said: “From the bare minimum we have, we know that they were supposed to climb to the top of Mont Blanc but were taken by sur-

BBC launches legal bid over the Stig Id THE BBC is fighting to prevent Top Gear’s mystery driver The Stig from revealing his identity. The corporation is locked in a legal dispute to halt the anonymous petrol-head from writing his autobiography. BBC lawyers say the book breaches “agreed contractual and confidentiality obligations” relating to the programme. It also claims unmasking his identity would spoil viewers’ enjoyment of the BBC2 motoring show. The Stig famously takes to the track in an assortment of cars, as well as training celebrities to set lap times in

Top Gear’s popular Star In A Reasonably Priced Car segment. Clad in white race overalls and a helmet with a blackened visor, The Stig has never shown his face Only a handful of the show’s executives and Top Gear presenters Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May are said to know his true identity. Several racing drivers have been linked to the role, including former Formula One world champions Damon Hill and Michael Schumacher. The current Stig is the show’s second. The original, Perry McCarthy, was dropped after his identity was discovered.

prise by the weather. August is the peak time for climbing the 4,810m (15,782ft) Mt Blanc. More than 20,000 people arrive every year, with rescue missions at a peak in the summer.

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Wyclef Jean vows to fight for Presidency WYCLEF JEAN says he will continue to fight to stand in Haiti’s presidential election despite receiving death threats. Speaking from a hideout in his hometown of Lassere, the hip-hop star said he had moved to a place where he felt “secure” and “comfortable” after receiving phone calls threatening to kill him unless he left Haiti. “We know that the situation that we have embarked on, you know, death threats comes with the territory,” he said. Haiti’s provisional electoral council had been due to finalise the list of candidates on Tuesday but has postponed it until Friday. I think my candidacy is a wild card for the entire Haiti, every candidate, senator, deputy. I even think it’s a wild card for the international community in general. Jean said he and his legal team had made sure all the requirements had been met.

“Every piece of paper that the electoral council have asked for, we have delivered everything. “So this delay of announcing the candidacy is not on our part because we have given everything possible.” But there are questions over whether the former Fugees star is eligible to stand for the

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presidency. Haiti’s electoral law requires candidates to have lived in the country for five consecutive years. Jean left his homeland aged nine to go to the US where he launched and developed his international music career. But he believes his appointment as a roving ambassador

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by President Rene Preval in 2007 exempts him from the residency requirement. “The issue of residency, we have proof, five years,” Jean said. Despite being admired by many Haitians who see him as a celebrity who never forgot his roots, Jean knows he is not the frontrunner.

THE BODIES of a young boy and a man have been found inside a house in Poole, Dorset. Police have cordoned off the home, in Queen's Road. Detectives say no one is being sought in connection with the incident, but the cause of the deaths is yet to be determined. Post mortem examinations are to be carried out on the two bodies, which were found on Wednesday

evening. Local reports said the dead boy was about five years old. Neighbour Amanda Dobson, 33, said the man had seemed friendly. "I used to see him locally and I knew him to say hello to," she said. "I didn't sleep last night after this happened. It's not nice, especially when you have children yourself." A neighbour, who declined to be named, told the Daily Echo: "I spoke to the next door neighbours when the police arrived and they said the man killed the son and himself."

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World News THOUSANDS of teens who have received record-breaking ALevel results have been warned their grades may not be enough to guarantee them a university place. One in 12 of all exams was awarded the new A* top grade while more than one in four entries (27%) were awarded an A grade - up from 26.7% last year. Overall, the pass rate rose for the 28th year in a row, with 97.6% of entries getting a grade E or higher. But despite their successes, students have been warned that getting into their first choice university - or finding a course at all will be harder than ever. More than 660,000 students have applied for a university place this year. Ucas, the organisation responsible for managing applications to higher education courses, said acceptances across the UK were up by 2.3%. It said this year, a record 379,411 applicants were accepted into university or college - compared to 371,016 on results day last year. But experts predict

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between 170,000 and 200,000 students will be

left without a course due to university budget cuts and

increasing competition for places. Many top universities have said they are already full. Carl Gilleard, chief executive of the Association of Graduate Recruiters, said the clearing process would be “more stressful than ever” and students should consider taking a year out. Last year, more 47,000

students found a university place through clearing. Ucas advice lines are now open - but with fewer places available, the organisation will have its work cut out to accommodate everyone. “My advice for school leavers that feel university is the right route for them, but miss out on a place this

year, is to consider getting some broader experience,” Mr Gilleard said. “Either in the workplace or by volunteering - which will help strengthen their application to university next time around.” Chris Keates, general secretary of the NASUWT teaching union, said the Government had “betrayed” students who had achieved high grades but were unable to secure a university place. “It would be economically disastrous to squander the potential of highly talented and hard-working young people,” he said. “Economic recovery depends on investment in high-level education and skills training. If this fails to happen, the hard work of students will have been betrayed.” Christine Blower, general secretary of the National Union of Teachers, said a higher pass rate did not mean A-levels had been dumbed down. “There is no evidence that this has happened,” she said. “Denigrating the achievement of students seems to be a national sport and does nothing to reflect the immense achievement of young people and their teachers.”

Night vodka sales to be banned in Moscow NIGHT SALES of vodka and other types of strong alcohol are to be banned in Moscow in a bid to tackle the capital’s growing alcohol problem. A new minimum price for spirits is also to be introduced to stop the sale of cut-price black market booze. Mayor Yuri Luzhkov is stopping shops selling drink containing more than 15% alcohol between 10pm and 10am. It will mean Muscovites cannot buy spirits but it will not affect sales of beer and wine. Sceptics are not sure how the ban, to come into effect on September 1, will be implemented. A previous ban had prevent-

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ed the sale of spirits between 11pm and 8am in Moscow. But it contained a loophole allowing shops to sell alcohol 24 hours a day in agreement with the local authorities. Earlier this summer Russia implemented a zero tolerance ban on drink-driving after President Dmitry Medvedev said Russians could still not be trusted with drink.

Alcohol abuse kills 500,000 Russians annually and impacts on male life expectancy, which is lower than in impoverished countries such as Bangladesh or Honduras. “People are not able to look after their health. This needs to be learned,” Medvedev said in a television interview in 2009.

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Rare whisky 100 years on ice A CASE of rare whisky that has been trapped in the Antarctic for more than 100 years has finally been opened - but it is unlikely anyone will get to taste a drop.

Zealand’s South Island. Once samples have been extracted they will be sent to Scottish distiller Whyte and Mackay, which took over Mackinlay’s distillery many years ago. The bottles will then be returned to their home -

Instead the spirit will be preserved for its historic significance and examined by experts as the original recipe no longer exists. The crate was recovered from the Antarctic hut of renowned explorer Sir Ernest Shackleton earlier this year after being found in 2006. It contained 11 bottles of Mackinlay’s Scotch whisky dating from 1896 to 1907, wrapped in paper and straw to protect them from the harsh conditions of Shackleton’s 1907 Nimrod expedition. Even though the crate was frozen solid, the whisky inside could be heard sloshing around in the bottles as Antarctica’s -30C temperature was not enough to freeze it. The whisky has been thawed very slowly in recent weeks at the Canterbury Museum in Christchurch on New

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under the floorboards of Shackleton’s hut at Cape Royds on Ross Island, near Antarctica’s McMurdo Sound. Richard Paterson, the master blender for Whyte and Mackay, said: “This is immensely exciting and a

great find for the Scottish whisky industry. “We hope to take possibly two of the bottles back to Scotland and replicate the recipe. “The ice should have preserved the whisky but we won’t know until we examine it.”

Smuggling eggs A ZIMBABWEAN man who tried to smuggle rare eggs worth £70,000 out of the country has been jailed for 30 months. Jeffrey Lendrum, 48, from Towcester, Northamptonshire, was caught with 14 peregrine falcon eggs placed in socks taped to his torso. He has a history of egg trafficking in his home country along with Canada, where he was filmed abseiling from a helicopter to steal rare eggs from the top of a tree. Lendrum, who also holds an Irish passport, was found guilty of taking 14 eggs from a nest in South Wales and attempting to export the rare bounty without a permit. He was arrested by officers as he sat in the Emirates departure lounge at Birmingham International Airport on May 3. Officers from the West Midlands Counter Terrorism Unit found the eggs tied in

to socks and bandaged to his abdomen. He told the officials he was taking them abroad as a practical joke on his father, adding they were good for back pain. Bred in captivity, the eggs can be bought for around £1,500 each but gain a far higher value once hatched. Lendrum, who has homes in both Zimbabwe and South Africa, pleaded guilty at Warwick Crown Court on Wednesday. Eleven of the 14 eggs have been successfully incubated and eight chicks have already been reintegrated to nesting sites around the UK. The remaining chicks are currently in a wild release programme.

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A BRIDE has broken her back in three places after falling from a hotel balcony while on honeymoon in Corfu. Carrie-Anne Freeland broke her spine in three places after losing her footing and plunging 20ft after a romantic meal with new husband Michael Dudbridge. Disaster struck just days after the couple were married and embarked on a dream honeymoon, a surprise gift from wedding guests. Now friends and family have launched a campaign to bring Carrie-Anne home after being told they will have to fork out £16,000 for a specially equipped air ambulance. An appeal has also been placed on the Millwall FC website, as the couple are fans. Mr Dudbridge, 29, from Lewisham, south London, said he and his bride were stranded on the Greek island with no

money after making the trip without any travel insurance. They wrongly believed they were covered by the European Health Insurance Card (EHIC), known as the E111. But while the card guarantees Carrie-Anne will “receive the same level of medical health care as a local resident” it does not cover any travel costs. Mr Dudbridge, a builder, said the accident happened after his wife, a primary school secretary, went out to get some fresh air after the meal. “We had literally just got married and only had another day of our honeymoon before coming home,” he said from her bedside. “We went out for dinner and when we got back CarrieAnne was feeling a bit dizzy as it’s just so hot out here. “I was lying on the bed and my wife went out onto the balcony to get some air. “The next thing I heard was a big thud and I dashed out

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and saw my wife lying on the ground. “I ran down and she was trying to get up but I just said ‘don’t you dare until we get you some help’. I just lay next to her.” Mr Dudbridge added: “I’ve been sitting in the hospital, sleeping in a chair and we’re desperate to get her home. “Carrie-Anne is mainly sleeping but she has spoken to me and she’s scared to death. She’s desperate to get home to have an operation and see her family.” Doctors in Corfu will conduct further tests this week to establish how serious the injuries are. It is understood at least one of the fractures is “serious”, though it is expected that Carrie-Anne will not be left paralysed. The government warns the EHIC is “not a substitute for private travel insurance” and states that “it will not cover the costs of being brought back to the UK”.

Window traps burglar A SUSPECTED burglar had to be rescued by firefighters after getting stuck for six hours with his legs hanging out of a window. The unidentified man had been attempting to enter a house in Bow, east London. The homeowner discovered him dangling through

his window and called police. The would-be housebreaker had reportedly become stuck between 2am and 3am on Tuesday. Amused spectators watched as the man was freed at around 8.30am. A Scotland Yard spokesman said: "It appears the resident had come down and found the man. He was stuck half-in, half-

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out. "The man was eventually freed by London Fire Brigade who apparently removed the window frame. "The man, aged 36, was unhurt and has been arrested on suspicion of burglary." The burglar apparently emerged unscathed, wearing only tracksuit bottoms, and was taken off to a local police station.

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DAVID PENNY Tales From Travels Of Years Gone By Email: David.Penny@canarianweekly.com

All things bright and beautiful... In forthcoming editions of the Canarian Weekly, DAVID PENNY will be looking at the Anglo Canarian community, its history and influences on Canarian society, and its economy. In this first report, he covers the pastoral needs of our Victorian forbearer: THE HISTORY of Protestant worship in the Canaries goes back as long as Anglican merchants and their families have been living in the Islands, with Church of England Sunday Morning Prayer services being held in private houses or business premises. The Anglican presence first became formalised in Tenerife with the opening of the English Cemetery - La Cherche, in Puerto Oratava (later to become Puerto de la Cruz). Following special trading agreements with Holland in the 17th century (the Netherlands, at this time, falling under the realm of the Spanish Crown) the Dutch had been granted freedom of religious expression within the islands. This privilege was not extended to cover mainland Spain and this factor, along with the growth of the northern European trading community, led to the need for a non-Roman Catholic cemetery. Any non-Catholics, up to this point, were buried outside the city walls in non-consecrated ground. Land was ceded to trustees for a site in Puerto Oratava and this cemetery, which is open to all faiths, is still administered by All Saints Church in Puerto de la Cruz. There is also a disused British Cemetery in Santa Cruz which is to be found next to the now-abandoned, cementerio de San Rafael y San Roque, located on Calle Jose Murphy. The land was purchased in

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1837 by British residents of the city and used for protestant burials until 1954. The cemetery should be maintained by the Ayuntamiento (town hall) of the city, and it is lamentable that this is not the case. The beginnings of the church of All Saints can be traced back to 1887, when a committee met under the chairmanship of His Grace Dr. Ingham, the Bishop of Sierra Leone. Steps were taken to erect a church, and a suite of rooms were hired, known as “The English Church Kennedy Rooms,” to serve during the interim period of construction. They also decided to open a Chaplaincy Fund for subscriptions and agreed to pay the chaplain one pound ten shillings a week, (£1.50), with any surplus funds being given to charity. In 1890, a grant of about three acres of land, (approx 12,000 m2) situated in Taoro Park, was made by the Grand British Hotel, which was then the largest hotel in Spain, and sufficient funds had been collected for work to com-

mence. Much of the donation came from a Mrs Mary Boreham, who helped enormously with fund-raising and who actually paid wholly for the construction of the Parsonage. The church held its first service on 14th June 1891, but a smallpox outbreak prevented the formal opening. This was celebrated on 1st November of that year, All Saint’s Day, with the actual consecration subsequently taking place on 15th January of 1893. The two world wars took their toll on the British community, but the church was treated with respect and consideration, as were the other British institutions of the day. And although the number of British families on the island, during World War II dwindled to just nine, they managed to maintain the church and other societies, with the help and patronage of our Canarian hosts and friends. Santa Cruz also boasted its very own Anglican place of worship in the form of St Georges, (now San Jorge). This “typical English” church

was completed on land bought for the sum of £135 in 1897. It can be found on the corner of Calle Viera Clavijo and La Plaza de 25 de Julio, known locally as Plaza de los Patos, (Square of the Ducks). Prior to this, Prayer Meetings were held in the house of Mr Hugo Hamilton, an illustrious family in the

Anglo Canarian community in this city. But because of falling congregation numbers over the years, the building was handed over, in recent times, to the Roman Catholic authorities and is in regular use to this day. The story in Las Palmas is a similar one with the British Cemetery, dating back to 1835, sited on land donated by the Corporation of Las Palmas. The Cemetery received other donations and the land was prepared. On 14th December of that year, the first burial took place - and it has been used ever since as the final resting place for sailors, soldiers, clergy, missionaries, doctors (many of whom had stopped off on their way back from Africa for convalescence) and those connected with the port, city and international trade. The city also has its own Anglican Church, The Holy Trinity, which is on Calle Rafael Ramiriz in the Cuidad Jardin

(Garden City) area of Las Palmas. This church was also initiated following the visit of Bishop Ingham to the island on 16th November 1887. The site was purchased and the foundation stone laid in 1891. The following year the Christmas service attracted a full congregation in the newly-completed church. With the decline of the Empire, the Anglican churches on the islands no longer fall under the bishopric of Freetown (Sierra Leone) but are administered as part of the “Chaplaincy in Europe”, which forms part of the Church of England. An annual report is submitted to the Archdeaconry of Gibraltar Synod. All of the above sites are well worth a visit, if only to appreciate the architectural beauty and the Victorian craftsmanship - and also to experience a little bit of history left behind by our ex-pat predecessors.

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Mastermind 8:00pm - 8:30pm, BBC2 We’ve had the Mastermind Champion of Champions, with record-breaking contestant Jesse Honey and his 23 correct answers on national flags, and now we are back to good old plain vanilla Mastermind, the original and forever-popular BBC2 quiz hosted by grand inquisitor John Humphrys. Most of us tune in to try our luck in the general knowledge sections, don’t we?

Martin Clunes - Horsepower 9:00pm - 10:00pm, ITV1 The Doc Martin star explores the huge part horses have played in human history all over the globe, in warfare, farming, sport and transport, and why they still mean so much to us today. His journey takes him to Mongolia where he meets the only remaining horse breed not to be tamed, the Przewalski, and Dubai where jockey Frankie Dettori and trainer Luca Cumani provide an insight into how horse psychology has allowed us to harness their instincts. However, a 14,000-year-old cave painting in the Pyrenees reveals that before we rode horses, we ate them!

Coronation Street 7:30pm - 8:00pm, ITV1 Becky sneaks off for a cigarette while she and Steve await the adoption panel’s verdict, unaware that she is being watched. Natasha quizzes Fiz for information about her pregnancy in a bid to string Nick along as the couple move into Dev’s flat, and Sally dashes Sophie’s plans to meet Sian. Elsewhere, Owen asks Eileen out on a date.

Holby City 8:00pm - 9:00pm, BBC1 Michael’s one-night stand is rushed into AAU after overdosing on cocaine, and Ric realises pursuing his relationship with Annalese will only intensify his colleague’s erratic behaviour. Meanwhile, Frieda jeopardises her professional reputation to take revenge on a racist patient, and Oliver worries he might have blown his chance to impress Greg when he makes a bad error of judgement.

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Return of the X Factor THE search begins to find the new star of this year’s X Factor and there will be some new faces on the judging panel. The seventh series of the ITV show will be presented by Dermot O’Leary, as usual, with Konnie Huq taking over from Holly Willoughby as presenter of Xtra Factor, over on ITV2. With Dannii Minogue absent on maternity leave during the

first few auditions, special guest judges Katy Perry, Pixie Lott, Gerri Halliwell and Nicole Scherzinger will be seen alongside regulars Simon Cowell, Louis Walsh and Cheryl Cole. Rumours suggest that 2008 X Factor winner Alexandra Burke will also be a stand-in judge for Dannii. Singer Dannii, whose baby, Ethan, was born on 5th July in Mebourne, will return for the judges’ House stage, and for the live finals.

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Australia’s Got Talent, alongside her reality TV show Style Queen. Cheryl Cole was also missing from the initial stages of the X Factor this year after a serious bout of malaria, caught while on holiday in Tanzania. But the feisty singer is fully fit again and raring to go, especially with some back-up from other female judges. “It’s lovely for me that there are other women on the panel,” said Cheryl. “I couldn’t be sitting

between those miserable soand-so’s Simon and Louis on my own! I love having other

women with us.” Each of the four categories Boys, Girls, Groups and Overs (28-plus this year), will again be mentored by one of the judges throughout the competition. So, could we unearth another superstar, like Leona Lewis, JLS or Alexandra Burke? Or will it be another lost Leon Jackson? Tune in to ITV tomorrow night (Saturday) from 7 to 9.30 to start the search. By Beth Sherwin

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6:00am Wibbly Pig 6:10am Bob the Builder: Ready, Steady, Build! 6:20am Postman Pat: SDS 6:35am Guess with Jess 6:50am Yoko! Jakamoko! Toto! 6:50am Pingu 7:00am Everything’s Rosie 7:10am Bob the Builder 7:10am Dirtgirlworld 7:25am Dennis and Gnasher 7:35am Bear Behaving Badly 8:00am Escape from Scorpion Island 9:00am Deadly 60 9:30am Gastronuts 10:00am Something for the Weekend 11:30am Monk 12:10pm The Rookie 2:10pm The Alamo 4:15pm Flog It! 5:00pm Natural World 6:00pm 7:00pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 10:50pm 11:40pm

Home Movie Roadshow Dragons’ Den Mountain Gorilla Vexed Match of the Day 2 Mad Men Mad Men

12:10am The Big Personality Test: A Child of Our Time Special 1:10am Holby City 2:10am A Band for Britain 3:10am BBC News 3:30am Reporters 4:00am BBC News 4:30am HARDtalk 5:00am The World Today 5:30am World Business Report

12:25am Junebug 2:05am BBC News 2:30am Dateline London 3:00am BBC News 3:10am The Super League Show 3:55am Close

6:00am Aerobics Oz Style 6:30am Football First 8:00am Football First 9:30am The Sunday Supplement 11:00am Goals on Sunday 1:00pm Live Football League 3:30pm Live Super Sunday

6:00am Hour of Power 7:00am Guinness World Records Smashed! 8:00am Oops TV 8:30am Oops TV 9:00am Road Wars 10:00am WWE Superstars 11:00am WWE: Experience 12:00pm Glenn Martin, DDS 12:30pm Oops TV 1:00pm Must Be the Music 2:00pm Must Be the Music 3:00pm UK Border Force 4:00pm Oops TV 5:00pm Futurama 5:30pm Futurama

6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 10:00pm 11:30pm

Scottish Premier League Football FIFA Futbol Mundial Football Asia Test Cricket Football Special Scottish Premier League Football

12:00am Test Cricket 2:00am Football Special 3:30am Test Cricket 5:30am Scottish Premier League Football

6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm

The Simpsons The Simpsons Must Be the Music Must Be the Music Must Be the Music Martina Cole’s The Take Must Be the Music

6:00am The Fluffy Club 7:25am Toonattik 9:25am Coronation Street 11:40am This Morning: Sunday 12:40pm Dinner Date 1:40pm News and Weather 1:44pm London Weather 1:45pm Britain Does the Funniest Things 2:45pm The X Factor 4:15pm The Spy Who Loved Me 6:35pm 6:35pm 6:45pm 7:00pm

8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 10:14pm 10:15pm 11:15pm

Weather London Tonight ITV News and Weather Stephen Tompkinson’s Australian Balloon Adventure Heartbeat Martin Clunes Horsepower ITV News and Weather London Weather Drama Trails Comedy Classics: Brass

12:10am Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Emergency 1:00am ITV News Headlines 1:00am The Zone 2:30am Motorsport UK 3:25am ITV Nightscreen 5:30am ITV Morning News

7:05am Cooking in the Danger Zone 7:30am Cooking in the Danger Zone 8:00am World Rally 9:00am Top Gear 10:00am Top Gear 11:00am Crash 11:30am Crash 12:00pm Top Gear 1:00pm Top Gear 2:00pm Crash Addicts 2:30pm Crash 3:00pm Crash 3:30pm Top Gear 5:00pm Top Gear 6:00pm 7:00pm 7:40pm 8:20pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:40pm

World Rally Seaside Rescue Ray Mears’ Extreme Survival Have I Got News for You QI XL Al Murray The Pub Landlord QI XL

2:20am Rich Hall’s Fishing Show

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6:10am The Hoobs 6:35am The Hoobs 7:05am Basketball 7:55am Triathlon 8:50am Hollyoaks 11:25am Big Brother’s Little Brother 12:30pm V Festival 2010: T4 Highlights 1:55pm The Simpsons 2:25pm The Simpsons 3:00pm Three in a Bed 3:30pm Three in a Bed 4:00pm Three in a Bed 4:30pm Ugly Betty 5:30pm V Festival 2010: Live 6:30pm 6:55pm 7:00pm 9:00pm

Channel 4 News 4thought.tv Sister Act Big Brother

10:00pm

Alan Carr: Chatty Man Star Stories V Festival 2010: Sunday Highlights

10:50pm 11:25pm

6:00am Peppa Pig 6:05am Roary the Racing Car 6:15am Fifi and the Flowertots 6:30am Castle Farm 6:35am The Milkshake! Show 7:00am Elmo’s World 7:15am Pocoyo 7:25am Milkshake Monkey 7:30am Harry and His Bucket Full of Dinosaurs 7:40am Noddy in Toyland 7:55am Milkshake! Bop Box 8:00am Mist: Sheepdog Tales 8:10am Bert and Ernie’s Great Adventures 8:15am Little Princess 8:30am The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky 8:45am Igam Ogam 9:00am Olivia 9:15am The Mr Men Show 9:35am Gerald McBoing Boing 10:00am Shake! 10:35am True Jackson, VP 11:10am Don’t Stop Believing 12:10pm Great Railway Adventures with Dan Cruickshank 1:10pm The Hotel Inspector 2:10pm What’s Up, Doc? 3:55pm Five News 4:00pm Stuart Little 2 5:30pm Don’t Stop Believing 7:15pm 8:00pm 10:05pm

Cricket on Five Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines Universal Soldier

12:55am Big Brother: Live 3:30am The Real Housewives of New Jersey 4:15am Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 5:05am Hill Street Blues

12:05am UFC 92: Main Event 1:05am SuperCasino 4:05am Wildlife SOS 4:30am Wildlife SOS 4:55am The Family Recipe 5:00am Hana’s Helpline

7:00am The Jerry Springer Show 7:25am The Jerry Springer Show 7:50am Celebs 24/7 8:00am Maury 8:55am Celebs 24/7 9:00am Four Weddings 9:30am Four Weddings 10:00am Four Weddings 10:30am Four Weddings 11:00am Four Weddings 11:30am Bulging Brides 12:00pm The Curse of the Pink Panther 2:00pm Nothing to Declare 2:30pm Nothing to Declare 3:00pm Passport Patrol 3:30pm Passport Patrol 4:00pm Britain’s Next Top Model 5:00pm 16 and Pregnant

6:20am Bargain Hunt 7:10am Heir Hunters 8:00am Animal Park: Wild in Africa 9:00am Robin Hood 10:00am Who Do You Think You Are? 11:00am Who Do You Think You Are? 12:00pm Who Do You Think You Are? 1:00pm Who Do You Think You Are? 2:00pm Who Do You Think You Are? 3:00pm Who Do You Think You Are? 4:00pm Outtake TV 4:30pm Outtake TV 5:00pm Funniest Pets and People 5:30pm Funniest Pets and People

6:00pm 7:00pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm

Dating in the Dark Four Weddings US Ghost Whisperer Criminal Minds CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Criminal Minds

6:00pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 11:30pm 12:30am

Doctor Who Outtake TV Outtake TV Total Wipeout USA King Arthur Traffic Cops The Debt

20 August 2010 - 26 August 2010


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Monday 23 August 6:00am Breakfast 9:15am Heir Hunters 10:00am BBC News; Weather 10:00am Homes Under the Hammer 11:00am To Buy or Not to Buy 11:25am BBC News; Weather 11:25am Cash in the Attic 12:15pm Bargain Hunt 1:00pm BBC News; Weather 1:30pm Regional News and Weather 1:45pm Doctors 2:15pm Murder, She Wrote 3:00pm BBC News; Weather; Regional News 3:05pm Green Balloon Goes on Holiday 3:30pm Funky Fables 3:40pm Mortified 4:05pm Copycats 4:35pm The Legend of Dick & Dom 5:00pm Newsround 5:15pm Weakest Link 6:00pm 6:30pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 10:25pm 10:35pm 11:05pm

BBC News Weather BBC London News The One Show BBC News: Regional News Saints and Scroungers EastEnders Panorama Who Do You Think You Are? BBC News Regional News and Weather Gears and Tears The Armstrong & Miller Show

6:00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9:00am Football Special 10:30am Scottish Premier League Football 11:00am Test Cricket 1:00pm Football Special 2:30pm Test Cricket 4:30pm FIFA Futbol Mundial 5:00pm Scottish Premier League Football 5:30pm Soccer AM: The Best Bits 6:30pm 7:00pm 10:30pm 11:00pm 11:30pm

Netbusters Live Monday Night Football Netbusters SPL Round-Up Soccer AM: The Best Bits

12:30am Monday Night Football 2:30am Sports Unlimited 3:30am Watersports World 4:30am Max Power 5:30am FIFA Futbol Mundial

6:00am Wibbly Pig 6:10am Bob the Builder: Ready, Steady, Build! 6:20am Postman Pat: SDS 6:35am Guess with Jess 6:50am Yoko! Jakamoko! Toto! 6:50am Pingu 7:00am Everything’s Rosie 7:10am Bob the Builder 7:10am Garth and Bev 7:25am Jollywobbles 7:35am Buzz and Tell 7:40am Timmy Time 7:50am Charlie and Lola 8:00am Barney’s Latin America 8:30am Ed and Oucho’s Excellent Inventions 9:00am Roar 9:30am Leon 9:30am Gimme a Break 10:00am Copycats 10:30am Deadly 60 11:00am When Zachary Beaver Came to Town 12:20pm Track of the Cat 2:00pm Wanted Down Under 3:00pm Diagnosis Murder 3:45pm Flog It! 4:30pm Cash in the Celebrity Attic 5:15pm Escape to the Country 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 10:30pm

Eggheads Restoration Roadshow Dan Snow’s Norman Walks Roger and Val Have Just Got In University Challenge Antiques Master Dragons’ Den Grandma’s House Weather

6:00am A Town Called Eureka 7:00am Brainiac’s Test Tube Baby 8:00am Brainiac: Science Abuse 9:00am Oops TV 9:30am Oops TV 10:00am Grease: The School Musical 11:00am Wedding SOS 11:30am The Secret Guide to Women’s Health 12:00pm The Real A&E 1:00pm Oops TV 2:00pm A Town Called Eureka 3:00pm Stargate SG-1 4:00pm Stargate SG-1 5:00pm Malcolm in the Middle 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm

20 August 2010 - 26 August 2010

Oops TV The Simpsons The Simpsons The Simpsons The Biggest Loser US Law & Order Bones

6:00am GMTV 9:25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30am This Morning 12:30pm Dinner Date 1:30pm ITV News and Weather 1:55pm London News and Weather 2:00pm Dickinson’s Real Deal 3:00pm The Michael Ball Show 3:59pm London Weather 4:00pm Inspector Morse 5:00pm Britain’s Best Dish 6:00pm Weather 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm

10:00pm 10:30pm 10:35pm

London Tonight ITV News and Weather Emmerdale Coronation Street Countrywise Coronation Street Real Crime with Mark Austin: Murder of a Father ITV News at Ten and Weather London News and Weather Highlander

12:45am ITV News Headlines 12:45am The Zone 2:45am The Jeremy Kyle Show 3:40am ITV Nightscreen 5:30am ITV Morning News

6:00am The Hoobs 6:25am The Hoobs 6:50am Big Brother’s Little Brother 7:50am Big Brother 8:45am Frasier 9:15am Smallville 10:05am Privileged 11:00am Friends 11:30am Friends 12:00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12:05pm Brothers & Sisters 12:55pm The TV Book Club 1:25pm Come Dine with Me Extra Portions 1:55pm Come Dine with Me Extra Portions 2:25pm Come Dine with Me Extra Portions 2:55pm Come Dine with Me Extra Portions 3:25pm Countdown 4:10pm Deal or No Deal 5:00pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:55pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:10pm 11:55pm

The Simpsons Hollyoaks Channel 4 News 4thought.tv Dispatches: When Cousins Marry The Hospital Big Brother Alan Carr: Chatty Man European Poker Tour

12:50am Big Brother: Live 4:55am The Strange Affair of Uncle Harry

6:00am Pocoyo 6:05am Roary the Racing Car 6:15am Thomas & Friends 6:30am Milkshake! Music Box 6:35am Elmo’s World 6:50am Peppa Pig 6:55am Milkshake Monkey 7:00am The WotWots 7:10am Rupert Bear 7:20am Bert and Ernie’s Great Adventures 7:30am Roary the Racing Car 7:45am Make Way for Noddy 8:00am Fifi and the Flowertots 8:15am Peppa Pig 8:20am Thomas & Friends 8:30am Mio Mao 8:35am Olivia 8:50am The Mr Men Show 9:00am Little Princess 9:15am The Wright Stuff 10:45am Lorraine Kelly’s Big Fat Challenge 11:45am CSI: NY 12:40pm Five News 12:45pm The Hotel Inspector 1:45pm Neighbours 2:15pm CSI: NY 3:05pm Evel 5:00pm Weather 5:00pm Five News 5:30pm Neighbours 6:00pm 6:25pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 11:35pm

The Boss Is Coming to Dinner Live from Studio Five Five News at 7 How Do They Do It? The Gadget Show Lethal Weapon 4 Thunderbolt and Lightfoot

1:45am SuperCasino 4:05am The Boss Is Coming to Dinner

7:05am Trawlermen 7:30am Trawlermen 8:00am Top Gear 9:00am Robot Wars Extreme 10:00am The Gadget Show 10:30am Fifth Gear 11:00am Seaside Rescue 11:30am Top Gear 1:00pm Top Gear 2:00pm Robot Wars Extreme 3:00pm The Gadget Show 3:30pm Fifth Gear 4:00pm Top Gear 5:00pm Top Gear 6:00pm 7:00pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 10:20pm 11:00pm 11:40pm

Robot Wars Extreme World Rally Trawlermen Trawlermen Have I Got News for You Mock the Week Mock the Week Have I Got News for You

7:00am The Jerry Springer Show 7:25am The Jerry Springer Show 7:50am Celebs 24/7 8:00am Maury 8:55am Celebs 24/7 9:00am America’s Next Top Model 10:00am Ghost Whisperer 11:00am Nothing to Declare 12:00pm Four Weddings 1:00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2:00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 3:00pm Shortland Street 3:30pm Shortland Street 4:00pm Charmed 6:00pm 7:00pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm

America’s Next Top Model Four Weddings Dating in the Dark Britain’s Next Top Model Four Weddings US Criminal Minds

6:20am Scream if You Know the Answer! 6:45am Scream if You Know the Answer! 7:10am Animal Park: Wild in Africa 8:00am Casualty 9:00am The Bill 10:00am The Bill 11:00am Casualty 12:00pm Fantasy Homes by the Sea 1:00pm Scream if You Know the Answer! 1:30pm Scream if You Know the Answer! 2:00pm Outtake TV 2:40pm My Family 3:20pm My Family 4:00pm Animal Park: Wild in Africa 5:00pm Scream if You Know the Answer! 5:30pm Scream if You Know the Answer! 6:00pm 6:40pm 7:20pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm

Outtake TV My Family My Family Fantasy Homes by the Sea Traffic Cops Traffic Cops

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Tuesday 24 August 6:00am Breakfast 9:15am Heir Hunters 10:00am BBC News; Weather 10:00am Homes Under the Hammer 11:00am To Buy or Not to Buy 11:30am BBC News; Weather 11:30am Cash in the Attic 12:15pm Bargain Hunt 1:00pm BBC News; Weather 1:30pm Regional News and Weather 1:45pm Doctors 2:15pm Murder, She Wrote 3:00pm BBC News; Weather; Regional News 3:05pm Green Balloon Goes on Holiday 3:30pm Funky Fables 3:40pm Mortified 4:05pm Copycats 4:35pm Horrible Histories 5:00pm Newsround 5:15pm Weakest Link 6:00pm Weather 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 10:25pm 10:35pm 11:35pm 11:35pm

BBC News BBC London News The One Show EastEnders Holby City The Deep BBC News Regional News and Weather Cars, Cops and Criminals Weatherview The Drowning Pool

1:25am Hampton Court Palace Flower Show 2010

6:00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9:00am Netbusters 9:30am Monday Night Football 11:30am Netbusters 12:00pm Soccer AM: The Best Bits 1:00pm Monday Night Football 3:00pm Netbusters 3:30pm Soccer AM: The Best Bits 4:30pm SPL Round-Up 5:00pm Netbusters 5:30pm Ladies European Tour Golf 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 10:30pm 11:00pm

Football Asia Sky Sports News Live ECB 40 League Cricket Football Asia Women’s Rugby Union World Cup

1:00am UEFA Champions League Goals 1:30am A-League 2:00am Women’s Rugby Union World Cup

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6:00am Wibbly Pig 6:10am Bob the Builder: Ready, Steady, Build! 6:20am Postman Pat: SDS 6:35am Guess with Jess 6:50am Yoko! Jakamoko! Toto! 6:50am Pingu 7:00am Everything’s Rosie 7:10am Bob the Builder 7:10am Garth and Bev 7:25am Jollywobbles 7:35am Buzz and Tell 7:40am Timmy Time 7:50am Charlie and Lola 8:00am Barney’s Latin America 8:30am Ed and Oucho’s Excellent Inventions 9:00am Roar 9:30am Leon 9:30am Gimme a Break 10:00am Copycats 10:30am Deadly 60 11:00am The Pixar Story 12:25pm Father Dear Father 2:00pm Wanted Down Under 3:00pm Diagnosis Murder 3:45pm Flog It! 4:30pm Cash in the Celebrity Attic 5:15pm Escape to the Country 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 10:30pm 10:30pm 11:20pm

Eggheads Restoration Roadshow Coast The Great British Bake Off Treasures of the Anglo-Saxons Grumpy Old Holidays Weather Newsnight How Not to Live Your Life

6:00am A Town Called Eureka 7:00am Brainiac’s Test Tube Baby 8:00am Brainiac: Science Abuse 9:00am Oops TV 9:30am Oops TV 10:00am Grease: The School Musical 11:00am Wedding SOS 11:30am Brain Doctors 12:00pm The Real A&E 1:00pm Malcolm in the Middle 1:30pm Malcolm in the Middle 2:00pm Liza and Huey’s Pet Nation 3:00pm Stargate SG-1 4:00pm Stargate SG-1 5:00pm Malcolm in the Middle 6:00pm 6:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm Special 10:00pm

Oops TV The Simpsons UK Border Force Ross Kemp: A Kenya

Ross Kemp on Gangs 11:00pm Must Be the Music

6:00am GMTV 9:25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30am This Morning 12:30pm Dinner Date 1:30pm ITV News and Weather 1:55pm London News and Weather 2:00pm Dickinson’s Real Deal 3:00pm The Michael Ball Show 3:59pm London Weather 4:00pm Inspector Morse 5:00pm Britain’s Best Dish 6:00pm Weather 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 10:30pm 10:35pm 11:35pm

London Tonight ITV News and Weather Emmerdale Grimefighters New Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? The Bill ITV News at Ten and Weather London News and Weather Ladette to Lady October Road

12:30am ITV News Headlines 12:30am The Zone 2:30am The Jeremy Kyle Show 3:25am ITV Nightscreen 5:30am ITV Morning News

7:05am Top Gear 8:00am Top Gear 9:00am Robot Wars Extreme 10:00am The Gadget Show 10:30am Fifth Gear 11:00am Full Circle with Michael Palin 12:00pm Top Gear 1:00pm Top Gear 2:00pm Robot Wars Extreme 3:00pm The Gadget Show 3:30pm Fifth Gear 4:00pm Top Gear 5:00pm Top Gear 6:00pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 11:00pm 11:40pm

Robot Wars Extreme The Gadget Show Seaside Rescue Full Circle with Michael Palin QI XL Would I Lie to You? Would I Lie to You?

6:15am The Hoobs 6:40am The Hoobs 7:05am Big Brother’s Little Brother 7:35am Big Brother 8:45am Frasier 9:10am Smallville 10:05am Privileged 11:00am Friends 11:30am Friends 12:00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12:05pm Brothers & Sisters 12:55pm The TV Book Club 1:25pm Come Dine with Me Extra Portions 1:55pm Come Dine with Me Extra Portions 2:25pm Come Dine with Me Extra Portions 2:55pm Come Dine with Me Extra Portions 3:25pm Countdown 4:10pm Deal or No Deal 5:00pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:55pm 8:00pm 10:50pm

11:50pm

12:25am Pete Versus Life 1:00am The Poker Lounge 1:55am Ultimate Big Brother: Live 3:45am KOTV Boxing Weekly 4:10am Triathlon ITU World Championship Series 5:00am British Formula 3 Championship 5:25am The Grid

7:00am The Jerry Springer Show 7:50am Celebs 24/7 8:00am Maury 8:55am Celebs 24/7 9:00am America’s Next Top Model 10:00am Shortland Street 10:30am Shortland Street 11:00am Nothing to Declare 11:30am Nothing to Declare 12:00pm Celebrity Four Weddings 1:00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2:00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 3:00pm Shortland Street 3:30pm Shortland Street 4:00pm Charmed 6:00pm 7:00pm 8:00pm

12:20am QI XL 1:20am Would I Lie to You? 1:55am Rich Hall’s Fishing Show

The Simpsons Hollyoaks Channel 4 News 4thought.tv Big Brother: The Final Lee Evans: Wired and Wonderful - Live at Wembley The Inbetweeners

9:00pm 10:00pm

America’s Next Top Model Celebrity Four Weddings Britain’s Next Top Model Dating in the Dark Teen Mom

6:00am Children’s TV 9:00am Little Princess 9:15am The Wright Stuff 10:45am Trisha Goddard 11:45am CSI: NY 12:40pm Five News 12:45pm The Hotel Inspector 1:45pm Neighbours 2:15pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 3:05pm The King and Queen of Moonlight Bay 5:00pm Weather 5:00pm Five News 5:30pm Neighbours 6:00pm 6:25pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:00pm

9:00pm 10:00pm 10:55pm 11:55pm

The Boss Is Coming to Dinner Live from Studio Five Five News at 7 Chris Barrie’s Massive Speed Five News at 9 Great Railway Adventures with Dan Cruickshank CSI Trilogy CSI Trilogy CSI Trilogy NCIS

12:55am SuperCasino 4:05am The Boss Is Coming to Dinner 4:30am Wildlife SOS 4:55am County Secrets 5:10am The New Tomorrow 5:35am Michaela’s Wild Challenge

6:20am Scream if You Know the Answer 7:10am Animal Park: Wild in Africa 8:00am Casualty 9:00am The Bill 10:00am The Bill 11:00am Casualty 12:00pm Fantasy Homes by the Sea 1:00pm Scream if You Know the Answer! 1:30pm Scream if You Know the Answer! 2:00pm Outtake TV 2:40pm My Family 3:20pm My Family 4:00pm Animal Park: Wild in Africa 5:00pm Scream if You Know the Answer! 5:30pm Scream if You Know the Answer! 6:00pm 6:40pm 7:20pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:10pm

Outtake TV My Family My Family Fantasy Homes by the Sea Jonathan Creek Who Do You Think You Are?

20 August 2010 - 26 August 2010


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Wednesday 25 August 6:00am Breakfast 9:15am Heir Hunters 10:00am BBC News; Weather 10:00am Homes Under the Hammer 11:00am To Buy or Not to Buy 11:30am BBC News; Weather 11:30am Cash in the Attic 12:15pm Bargain Hunt 1:00pm BBC News; Weather 1:30pm Regional News and Weather 1:45pm Doctors 2:15pm Murder, She Wrote 3:00pm BBC News; Weather; Regional News 3:05pm Green Balloon Goes on Holiday 3:30pm Funky Fables 3:40pm Mortified 4:05pm Copycats 4:35pm Little Howard’s Big Question 5:00pm Newsround 5:15pm Weakest Link 6:00pm Weather 6:00pm 6:30pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 7:30pm 8:30pm 10:00pm 10:25pm 10:35pm 10:45pm 11:15pm

BBC News Weather BBC London News The One Show BBC News; Regional News Holby City Great British Waste Menu BBC News Regional News and Weather The National Lottery Draws Reggie Perrin National Lottery Update

6:00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9:00am UEFA Champions League Goals 9:30am Football Asia 10:00am Women’s Rugby Union World Cup 12:00pm BMX Cycling 1:00pm UEFA Champions League Goals 1:30pm A-League 2:00pm Women’s Rugby Union World Cup 4:00pm UEFA Champions League Goals 4:30pm Football Asia 5:00pm Total Rugby 5:30pm FIFA Futbol Mundial 6:00pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 10:30pm 11:30pm

Boots ‘n’ All Sky Sports News Live ECB 40 League Cricket Boots ‘n’ All Total Rugby

12:00am UEFA Champions League Goals

6:00am Wibbly Pig 6:10am Bob the Builder: Ready, Steady, Build! 6:20am Postman Pat: SDS 6:35am Guess with Jess 6:50am Yoko! Jakamoko! Toto! 6:50am Pingu 7:00am Everything’s Rosie 7:10am Bob the Builder 7:10am Garth and Bev 7:25am Jollywobbles 7:35am Buzz and Tell 7:40am Timmy Time 7:50am Charlie and Lola 8:00am Barney’s Latin America 8:30am Ed and Oucho’s Excellent Inventions 9:00am Roar 9:30am Leon 9:30am Gimme a Break 10:00am Copycats 10:30am Deadly 60 11:00am The Country Bears 12:25pm Road to Rio 2:00pm Wanted Down Under 3:00pm Diagnosis Murder 3:45pm Flog It! 4:30pm Cash in the Celebrity Attic 5:15pm Escape to the Country

6:00am GMTV 9:25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30am This Morning 12:30pm Dinner Date 1:30pm ITV News and Weather 1:55pm London News and Weather 2:00pm Dickinson’s Real Deal 3:00pm The Michael Ball Show 3:59pm London Weather 4:00pm Inspector Morse 5:00pm Britain’s Best Dish 6:00pm Weather 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 10:00pm 10:30pm 10:35pm

6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 10:30pm 10:30pm 11:20pm

Eggheads Restoration Roadshow Mountain Gorilla Coast The Wounded Platoon Have I Got Old News for You Weather Newsnight Surviving Haiti

6:00am The Real A&E 7:00am Brainiac’s Test Tube Baby 8:00am Brainiac: Science Abuse 9:00am Oops TV 9:30am Oops TV 10:00am Grease: The School Musical 11:00am Wedding SOS 11:30am Babies at Risk 12:00pm First Love 1:00pm Malcolm in the Middle 1:30pm Malcolm in the Middle 2:00pm Liza and Huey’s Pet Nation 3:00pm Stargate SG-1 4:00pm Stargate SG-1 5:00pm Malcolm in the Middle 5:30pm Malcolm in the Middle 6:00pm 6:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm

20 August 2010 - 26 August 2010

Oops TV The Simpsons Vet Adventures Must Be the Music Must Be the Music Must Be the Music

11:35pm

London Tonight ITV News and Weather Emmerdale Live UEFA Champions League ITV News at Ten and Weather London News and Weather UEFA Champions League: Extra Time Celebrity Juice

12:20am ITV News Headlines 12:20am The Zone 2:20am Deliverance 4:10am The Jeremy Kyle Show 5:05am ITV Nightscreen 5:30am ITV Morning News

7:00am Top Gear 8:00am Top Gear 9:00am Robot Wars Extreme 10:00am The Gadget Show 10:30am Fifth Gear 11:00am Seaside Rescue 11:30am Traffic Cops 12:00pm Top Gear 1:00pm Top Gear 2:00pm Robot Wars Extreme 3:00pm The Gadget Show 3:30pm Fifth Gear 4:00pm The Best of Top Gear 5:00pm The Best of Top Gear 6:00pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 9:40pm 10:20pm 11:00pm 11:40pm

Robot Wars Extreme The Gadget Show Seaside Rescue Traffic Cops Traffic Cops Mock the Week Mock the Week Argumental Argumental Mock the Week

6:20am The Hoobs 6:45am Big Brother’s Little Brother 7:15am Big Brother: The Final 10:05am Privileged 11:00am Friends 11:30am Friends 12:00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12:05pm Brothers & Sisters 12:55pm The TV Book Club 1:25pm Come Dine with Me Extra Portions 1:55pm Come Dine with Me Extra Portions 2:25pm Come Dine with Me Extra Portions 2:55pm Come Dine with Me Extra Portions 3:25pm Countdown 4:10pm Deal or No Deal 5:00pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:55pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:10pm 11:40pm

The Simpsons Hollyoaks Channel 4 News 4thought.tv How to Look Good Naked My New Brain Ultimate Big Brother School of Comedy The Raoul Moat Tapes: Inside the Mind of a Killer

6:00am Children’s TV 9:00am Little Princess 9:15am The Wright Stuff 10:45am Trisha Goddard 11:45am CSI: NY 12:40pm Five News 12:45pm The Hotel Inspector 1:45pm Neighbours 2:15pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 3:05pm Midwives 5:00pm Weather 5:00pm Five News 5:30pm Neighbours 6:00pm 6:25pm 7:00pm 7:30pm

8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 10:55pm 11:55pm

The Boss Is Coming to Dinner Live from Studio Five Five News at 7 Animal Rescue Squad

Emergency Bikers NCIS Law & Order: Criminal Intent K-Ville Poker

12:40am Boardmasters Presents Newton Faulkner 12:55am The Album Chart Show 1:10am Ultimate Big Brother: Live 3:05am Rebound 4:30am Beach Volleyball 5:25am Countdown

12:55am SuperCasino 4:05am The Boss Is Coming to Dinner 4:30am Wildlife SOS 4:55am County Secrets 5:10am The New Tomorrow 5:35am Michaela’s Wild Challenge

7:00am The Jerry Springer Show 7:25am The Jerry Springer Show 7:50am Celebs 24/7 8:00am Maury 8:55am Celebs 24/7 9:00am America’s Next Top Model 10:00am Shortland Street 10:30am Shortland Street 11:00am Nothing to Declare 11:30am Nothing to Declare 12:00pm Four Weddings 1:00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2:00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 3:00pm Shortland Street 3:30pm Shortland Street 4:00pm Charmed

6:20am Scream if You Know the Answer! 6:45am Scream if You Know the Answer! 7:10am Animal Park: Wild in Africa 8:00am Casualty 9:00am The Bill 10:00am The Bill 11:00am Casualty 12:00pm Fantasy Homes by the Sea 1:00pm Scream if You Know the Answer! 1:30pm Scream if You Know the Answer! 2:00pm Outtake TV 2:40pm My Family 4:00pm Animal Park: Wild in Africa 5:00pm Scream if You Know the Answer! 5:30pm Scream if You Know the Answer!

6:00pm 7:00pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm

America’s Next Top Model Four Weddings Four Weddings US Ghost Whisperer CSI: Miami Criminal Minds

6:00pm 6:40pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:05pm

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Thursday 26 August 6:00am Breakfast 9:15am Heir Hunters 10:00am BBC News; Weather 10:00am Homes Under the Hammer 11:00am To Buy or Not to Buy 11:30am BBC News; Weather 11:30am Cash in the Attic 12:15pm Bargain Hunt 1:00pm BBC News; Weather 1:30pm Regional News and Weather 1:45pm Doctors 2:15pm Murder, She Wrote 3:00pm BBC News; Weather; Regional News 3:05pm Green Balloon Goes on Holiday 3:30pm Funky Fables 3:40pm Mortified 4:05pm Animals at Work 4:35pm Deadly 60 5:00pm Newsround 5:15pm Weakest Link 6:00pm Weather 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 10:25pm 10:35pm 10:35pm

BBC News BBC London News The One Show EastEnders DIY SOS: The Big Build - Brynmawr Mistresses BBC News Regional News and Weather Holiday Weatherview The Mexican

10:35pm The Mexican Panorama 1:05am Countryfile 2:05am Celebrity MasterChef 3:05am Ben Fogle’s Escape in Time

6:00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9:00am UEFA Champions League Goals 9:30am FIFA Futbol Mundial 10:00am Total Rugby 10:30am Live Test Cricket 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:30pm

Sky Sports News ATP Tour Uncovered Test Cricket Time of Our Lives Premier League World Test Cricket

1:30am Carling Cup Football 3:00am Time of Our Lives 4:00am Premier League World 4:30am Carling Cup Football

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6:00am Wibbly Pig 6:10am Bob the Builder: Ready, Steady, Build! 6:20am Postman Pat: SDS 6:35am Guess with Jess 6:50am Yoko! Jakamoko! Toto! 6:50am Pingu 7:00am Everything’s Rosie 7:10am Bob the Builder 7:10am Garth and Bev 7:25am Jollywobbles 7:35am Buzz and Tell 7:40am Timmy Time 7:50am Charlie and Lola 8:00am Barney’s Latin America 8:30am Ed and Oucho’s Excellent Inventions 9:00am Roar 9:30am Leon 9:30am Gimme a Break 10:00am Copycats 10:30am Deadly 60 11:00am The Story of an African Farm 12:35pm Wagonmaster 2:00pm Wanted Down Under 3:00pm Diagnosis Murder 3:45pm Flog It! 4:30pm Cash in the Celebrity Attic 5:15pm Escape to the Country 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm

8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 10:30pm 10:30pm 11:20pm 11:45pm

Eggheads Restoration Roadshow The Culture Show at the Edinburgh Festival E Numbers: An Edible Adventure Digging for Britain Grumpy Old Men Weather Newsnight Nurse Jackie Nurse Jackie

6:00am The Real A&E 7:00am Brainiac’s Test Tube Baby 8:00am Brainiac: Science Abuse 9:00am Oops TV 9:30am Oops TV 10:00am Grease: The School Musical 11:00am Wedding SOS 11:30am Adoption Diaries 12:00pm The Real A&E 1:00pm Malcolm in the Middle 1:30pm Malcolm in the Middle 2:00pm Liza and Huey’s Pet Nation 3:00pm Stargate SG-1 4:00pm Stargate SG-1 5:00pm Malcolm in the Middle 5:30pm Malcolm in the Middle 6:00pm 6:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm

Oops TV The Simpsons The Real A&E Real Filth Fighters Lie to Me NCIS: Los Angeles NCIS: Los Angeles

6:00am GMTV 9:25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30am This Morning 12:30pm Dinner Date 1:30pm ITV News and Weather 1:55pm London News and Weather 2:00pm Dickinson’s Real Deal 3:00pm The Michael Ball Show 3:59pm London Weather 4:00pm Inspector Morse 5:00pm Britain’s Best Dish 6:00pm Weather 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 10:30pm 10:35pm

London Tonight ITV News and Weather Emmerdale Nightmare Tenants: Tonight Emmerdale Coronation Street Florida - Paradise Lost ITV News at Ten and Weather London News and Weather Conan the Barbarian

12:55am ITV News Headlines 12:55am The Zone 2:55am British Touring Car Championship Highlights 4:15am ITV Nightscreen 5:30am ITV Morning News

7:00am The Best of Top Gear 9:00am Robot Wars Extreme 10:00am The Gadget Show 10:30am Fifth Gear 11:00am Seaside Rescue 11:30am Traffic Cops 12:00pm The Best of Top Gear 1:00pm The Best of Top Gear 2:00pm Robot Wars Extreme 3:00pm The Gadget Show 3:30pm Fifth Gear 4:00pm The Best of Top Gear 6:00pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 10:20pm 11:40pm

Robot Wars Extreme The Gadget Show Fifth Gear Traffic Cops Seaside Rescue Never Mind the Buzzcocks Have I Got News for You Never Mind the Buzzcocks

6:10am Sali Mali 6:15am The Hoobs 6:40am The Hoobs 7:05am Big Brother’s Little Brother 7:35am Ultimate Big Brother 8:45am Frasier 9:10am Smallville 10:05am Privileged 11:00am Friends 11:30am Friends 12:00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12:05pm Brothers & Sisters 12:55pm The TV Book Club 1:25pm Come Dine with Me Extra Portions 1:55pm Come Dine with Me Extra Portions 2:25pm Come Dine with Me Extra Portions 2:55pm Come Dine with Me Extra Portions 3:25pm Countdown 4:10pm Deal or No Deal 5:00pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:55pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:10pm 11:40pm

The Simpsons Hollyoaks Channel 4 News 4thought.tv Location, Location, Location Hurricane Katrina: Caught on Camera Ultimate Big Brother Coming Up: Dip Coming Up: Eclipse

12:10am Album Chart Show: The Klaxons 12:45am 4Play: Imelda May 12:55am Boardmasters Presents Seasick Steve 1:10am The Ascent of Money

6:00am Home Shopping 6:30am Home Shopping 7:00am The Jerry Springer Show 7:25am The Jerry Springer Show 7:50am Celebs 24/7 8:00am Maury 8:55am Celebs 24/7 9:00am America’s Next Top Model 10:00am Shortland Street 10:30am Shortland Street 11:00am Nothing to Declare 11:30am Nothing to Declare 12:00pm Four Weddings 1:00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2:00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 3:00pm Shortland Street 3:30pm Shortland Street 4:00pm Charmed 6:00pm 7:00pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm

America’s Next Top Model Four Weddings Private Practice Criminal Minds Criminal Minds

6:00am Pocoyo 6:05am Roary the Racing Car 6:15am Thomas & Friends 6:30am Milkshake! Music Box 6:35am Elmo’s World 6:50am Peppa Pig 6:55am Milkshake Monkey 7:00am The WotWots 7:10am Rupert Bear 7:20am Bert and Ernie’s Great Adventures 7:30am Roary the Racing Car 7:45am Make Way for Noddy 8:00am Fifi and the Flowertots 8:15am Peppa Pig 8:20am Thomas & Friends 8:30am Mio Mao 8:35am Olivia 8:50am The Mr Men Show 9:00am Little Princess 9:15am The Wright Stuff 10:45am Trisha Goddard 11:45am CSI: NY 12:40pm Five News 12:45pm The Hotel Inspector 1:45pm Neighbours 2:15pm CSI: NY 3:05pm Rosamunde Pilcher’s Spring 5:00pm Weather 5:00pm Five News 5:30pm Neighbours 6:00pm 6:25pm 7:00pm 7:15pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm

The Boss Is Coming to Dinner Live from Studio Five Five News at 7 Cricket on Five Egypt’s Lost Queen The Hotel Inspector Crimes That Shook the World Britain’s Ugliest Models

6:20am Scream if You Know the Answer! 7:15am Animal Park: Wild in Africa 8:00am Casualty 9:00am The Bill 10:00am The Bill 11:00am Casualty 12:00pm Fantasy Homes by the Sea 1:00pm Scream if You Know the Answer! 1:30pm Scream if You Know the Answer! 2:00pm Outtake TV 2:40pm My Family 3:20pm My Family 4:00pm Animal Park: Wild in Africa 5:00pm Scream if You Know the Answer! 5:30pm Scream if You Know the Answer! 6:00pm 6:40pm 7:20pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm

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Friday 27 August 6:00am Breakfast 9:15am Heir Hunters 10:00am BBC News; Weather 10:00am Homes Under the Hammer 11:00am To Buy or Not to Buy 11:30am BBC News; Weather 11:30am Cash in the Attic 12:15pm Bargain Hunt 1:00pm BBC News; Weather 1:30pm Regional News and Weather 1:45pm Doctors 2:15pm Murder, She Wrote 3:00pm BBC News; Weather; Regional News 3:05pm Green Balloon Goes on Holiday 3:30pm World of Happy 3:30pm Frankenstein’s Cat 3:40pm Wingin’ It 4:05pm Trapped 4:35pm Hounded 5:00pm Newsround 5:15pm Weakest Link 6:00pm 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 10:25pm 10:35pm 11:05pm

Weather BBC News BBC London News The One Show BBC News: Regional News A Question of Sport EastEnders QI My Family Outnumbered BBC News Regional News and Weather Would I Lie to You? The National Lottery Draws

6:00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9:00am Carling Cup Football 10:30am Live Test Cricket 7:00pm

Sky Sports News

7:30pm

Live UEFA Super Cup Football Take It Like a Fan Premier League Preview Football League Weekend

10:00pm 10:30pm 11:00pm

6:00am Wibbly Pig 6:10am Bob the Builder: Ready, Steady, Build! 6:20am Postman Pat: SDS 6:35am Guess with Jess 6:50am Yoko! Jakamoko! Toto! 6:50am Pingu 7:00am Everything’s Rosie 7:10am Bob the Builder 7:10am Garth and Bev 7:25am Jollywobbles 7:35am Buzz and Tell 7:40am Timmy Time 7:50am Charlie and Lola 8:00am Barney’s Latin America 8:30am Ed and Oucho’s Excellent Inventions 9:00am Roar 9:30am Leon 9:30am Gimme a Break 10:00am Copycats 10:30am Deadly 60 11:00am Holiday 12:30pm His Girl Friday 2:00pm Wanted Down Under 3:00pm Diagnosis Murder 3:45pm Flog It! 4:30pm Cash in the Celebrity Attic 5:15pm Escape to the Country 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 10:30pm 11:00pm

Eggheads Restoration Roadshow Who Do You Think You Are? Mastermind Gardeners’ World Home Movie Roadshow Roger and Val Have Just Got In Newsnight The Review Show at the Edinburgh Festival

6:00am The Real A&E 7:00am Brainiac’s Test Tube Baby 8:00am Brainiac: Science Abuse 9:00am Oops TV 9:30am Grease: The School Musical 10:00am Grease: The School Musical 11:00am Wedding SOS 11:30am New Parent Nightmares 12:00pm The Real A&E 1:00pm Malcolm in the Middle 1:30pm Malcolm in the Middle 2:00pm Liza and Huey’s Pet Nation 3:00pm Stargate SG-1 4:00pm Stargate SG-1 5:00pm WWE Superstars 6:00pm 6:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm

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Oops TV The Simpsons Must Be the Music Must Be the Music Must Be the Music Lie to Me

6:00am GMTV 9:25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30am This Morning 12:30pm Dinner Date 1:30pm ITV News and Weather 1:55pm London News and Weather 2:00pm Dickinson’s Real Deal 3:00pm The Michael Ball Show 3:59pm London Weather 4:00pm Inspector Morse 5:00pm Britain’s Best Dish 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm

London Tonight ITV News and Weather Emmerdale Coronation Street Dickinson’s Real Deal Coronation Street Doc Martin

6:10am The Hoobs 6:35am The Hoobs 7:00am Big Brother’s Little Brother 7:30am Ultimate Big Brother 8:40am Frasier 9:05am Scissor Sisters Special: Under the Skin 10:05am Privileged 11:00am Friends 11:30am Friends 12:00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12:05pm Brothers & Sisters 12:55pm Come Dine with Me 1:25pm Come Dine with Me 1:55pm Come Dine with Me 2:25pm Come Dine with Me 2:55pm Come Dine with Me 3:25pm Countdown 4:10pm Deal or No Deal 5:00pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:25pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 10:35pm 11:25pm

10:00pm 10:30pm 10:35pm 11:35pm

ITV News at Ten and Weather London News and Weather UEFA Super Cup Highlights Cops with Cameras

7:00am Radical Highs 7:10am The Best of Top Gear 8:00am The Best of Top Gear 9:00am Robot Wars Extreme 10:00am The Gadget Show 10:30am Fifth Gear 11:00am Dragons’ Den: On Tour 12:00pm The Best of Top Gear 1:00pm The Best of Top Gear 2:00pm Robot Wars Extreme 3:00pm The Gadget Show 3:30pm Fifth Gear 4:00pm The Best of Top Gear 5:00pm The Best of Top Gear 6:00pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 9:40pm 10:20pm 11:00pm

Robot Wars Extreme The Gadget Show Seaside Rescue Dragons’ Den: On Tour QI QI Little Britain ittle Britain

The Simpsons Hollyoaks Channel 4 News 4thought.tv The Incubator A Place in the Sun: Home or Away Ultimate Big Brother Pete Versus Life Ultimate Big Brother Stand Up for the Week Best Bits

6:00am Home Shopping 6:30am Home Shopping 7:00am The Jerry Springer Show 7:25am The Jerry Springer Show 7:50am Celebs 24/7 8:00am Maury 8:55am Celebs 24/7 9:00am America’s Next Top Model 10:00am Shortland Street 10:30am Shortland Street 11:00am Nothing to Declare 11:30am Nothing to Declare 12:00pm Four Weddings 1:00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2:00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 3:00pm Shortland Street 3:30pm Shortland Street 4:00pm Charmed 6:00pm 7:00pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm

America’s Next Top Model Four Weddings Passport Patrol Medium CSI: Miami

6:00am Children’s TV 9:00am Little Princess 9:15am The Wright Stuff 10:45am Trisha Goddard 11:45am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12:40pm Five News 12:45pm The Hotel Inspector 1:45pm Neighbours 2:15pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 3:05pm A Step toward Tomorrow 5:00pm Weather 5:00pm Five News 5:30pm Neighbours 6:00pm

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6:05am Scream if You Know the Answer! 6:30am Scream if You Know the Answer! 7:00am Animal Park: Wild in Africa 8:00am Casualty 9:00am The Bill 10:00am The Bill 11:00am Casualty 12:00pm Animal Park: Wild in Africa 1:00pm Scream if You Know the Answer! 1:30pm Scream if You Know the Answer! 2:00pm Outtake TV 2:40pm My Family 3:20pm My Family 4:00pm Animal Park: Wild in Africa 5:00pm Scream if You Know the Answer! 6:00pm 6:40pm 7:20pm 8:00pm 10:00pm

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LIAM O’REILLY

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Now, that’s what I call seriously heavy metal! Poor P Diddy’s take a tumble P DIDDY, who earned 30 million dollars in the last 12 months between June 2009 and June 2010, has been knocked off the Forbes’ richest list of rappers by Jay-Z.

with P Diddy falling to second place, Kanye West was at third, followed by Acon, Lil Wayne, Eminen, Pharrell Williams and Timbaland.

In the same period, Jay-Z racked up 35 million dollars through album sales, downloads, tours, merchandise and his multi-collaborations. His record label, Roc Nation, has bumped up his earnings, no doubt, but he still has a long way to go to top his wife’s earnings. Beyonce has reputedly clocked up 87 million dollar bills in the past 12 months. Jay-Z, who holds the record for the most No1 albums on the US Billboard chart, climbed two places on the Forbes Richest Rappers list,

THIS WEEK sees the release of Iron Maiden’s 15th studio album, The Final Frontier, which has been leading the race to the No1 spot with impressive first-day sales. Some 22,000 copies were snapped up by the Heavy Metal band’s legion of followers within hours of its UK release. This latest and, some say, last album, would be the band’s first to debut at No1 since 1988’s Seventh Son of a Seventh Son. Iron Maiden are a strictly British Heavy Metal outfit, and have been since their beginnings in the late Seventies. Chief vocalist Bruce Dickinson has given them their distinctive wail and

war-cries since joining in 1981. Each album has progressed in technology through their 30 years, but the grit and growl of guitarists Dave Murray and Adrian Smith’s riffs has characterised Maiden’s unique style on every album, including this one. It’s not unusual to get four or five-star reviews for a rock band from a rock magazine like Classic Rock or Kerrang!, but Maiden have achieved this again. International reviewers also sing high praises for a band who, let’s face it, are no longer the cub scouts of the business. At 52 and 53 years of age, they have proven with The Final Frontier that like a good wine, rockers mature with age. With only ten songs on this latest release, it is the longest album to be released from the London band. The running

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time of 76 minutes leaves plenty of room for melodic intervals, heavy guitar-laden, two-minute assaults on the senses, and plenty of drum solos. A European and North American tour began in Dallas in June to support the CD, and will end next year in Australia. The first song on the album, Satellite 15 … The Final Frontier, had led to rumours that it could be the final album from Maiden. But a in a recent interview, the band stated that it would not necessarily be the closing chapter on one of Britain’s most prolific Heavy Metal exports. The band have courted controversy over the years. Rumours of Satanic overtones, especially for the 1982 album The Number of the Beast, led to bonfires across the US Christian communities

as the album was publicly burned. Chile even went as far as banning The Mighty Maiden from performing in the country, amid fears that the teenage population would convert to the Dark Side. In actual fact, the band conform to no religious viewpoint, and believe the stories told in their songs to be tales of total fantasy. The Final Frontier may well beat Eminem’s album Recovery to this week’s UK No1 album spot. The tour will almost certainly be a sell-out, and The Iron’s riffs will be learned by a new generation of teenage bedroom guitarists and drummers. We will also see the back catalogue re-entering the charts as new fans find Iron Maiden just as fascinating and evocative as the past three generations did.

Nothing cold about this red-hot band COLDPLAY look to increase their lead as one of the richest British bands of the new Millennium as they sign a new record deal. Universal have signed a new mega-deal with the Viva la Vida hit-makers, said to be worth multi-millions. The band will leave BMG after ten years to strike out on the new deal. A new album is on its way for 2011, and the band said recently that the new album has Killer Tunes all over it, and may follow their cleansweep of all four previous

albums getting the UK No1 spot. But LP5 is being kept under wraps until the New Year, when pre-releases will be sent to radio stations around the globe to generate media interest. Their 2009 Viva la Vida album was a global success, rising to the top spot in 11 countries, which almost topped 2005’s X&Y. But with slightly fewer sales, it was still the biggest selling album in the world for 2008/2009. Coldplay have shifted 50 million albums worldwide during their 10-year career, and look to extend their popularity into a new decade under the wings of Universal records.

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JOE ‘IN MY OPINION’ FERGUSON Weekly Update Email: joe.ferguson@canarianweekly.com

Holding back the years I HAVE no idea what is going on with me. Lately, I have been looking back on years gone by. Not that I’m feeling nostalgic, like we all can sometimes. Not that I’m listening to music that takes us back to a place where we can clearly remember what we were doing and who we were doing it with. No nothing like that at all, although right now I am wishing it was, actually. I blame Pierce Brosnan, the former James Bond. He is all over the TV at the moment, advertising the L’Oreal range of men’s skincare products. It must work as he is 57, which is 12 years older than me. He looks great in the commercial, and I wouldn’t like it to me! I got a friend from England to post me over this product because, with postage and packing, it was much cheaper than buying it over here. So, for three weeks, I have been doing exactly what it says in the instructions. Every day I have been looking in the mirror, which I have always hated doing. But even psychologically, I should be able to convince myself that it is working. But no, I see no difference. Where once there were cute dimples, there are just lines of aging. I had quite an action hero’s jawline. Now, with the stretching of the skin, it looks like an ill-fitting mask from Mission Impossible. For a few years, I was able to carry off the designer stubble look with ease. Twenty-four hours after a shave, I need to do it all over again now as I my beard is so white that I look like Father Christmas. I don’t feel sorry for myself. I just don’t know what has happened in the last few years. I am happier than I have ever been in my life, so I need to know what has gone wrong? So, to solve this puzzle, I have been thinking back to a few highlights in my life which make me smile. Going to the seaside would always

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be the family day out. Not a lot of money in the Ferguson household back in the day. So all six of us in the family would make our way to the train stop (it was not a station where I was brought up) to head off to that magical place called Bangor, County Down. I remember the jealous looks from my pals as we answered their questions as to where we were going. I felt like one of the Royal family as we boarded the train, knowing it was only a matter of time before the smell of seaweed, fish and chips and candyfloss filled my nostrils. Smells like that always take me back to places and events that I had forgotten about. This week, I have had a stinking cold and have been relying on throat lozenges. As soon as I opened the wrapper, the memories of the one thing I always hated as kid came flooding back. “Syrup of Figs”. No matter it was in our house this product, clearly made by the Devil, was brought out. As a matter of fact, in the medicine cupboard there were only two products to be found and nothing else: Milk of Magnesia and the Syrup. If one didn’t work you had to take the other. Taken as a combination

you knew you were pretty much close to death. The stench of the syrup was well known toy my neighbours. I am sure many people came round and said that they noticed I had a sneeze while talking to their kids … just to see me hide in the corner as my mum made a rush for the medicine box. In my teens I was trying, as many 13-year-olds do, to be cool. I watched the James Dean, Marlon Brando and Elvis movies. They always seemed to have a bottle of Coca Cola in their hand. To this day I love the stuff. The small, classic bottles in the late 70s were always easy to come by as the plastic onelitres were years away from being invented. When I had a Coke bottle in my hand I was transported to California, ready to hop on my motorcycle to have a great adventure. I was a one-off

then and looked a bit of weirdo. But then Pepsi decided to bring out their classic “Lip smacking Pepsi Cola” commercial with a Fonz lookalike, and everybody was then wearing leather jackets over a white T-shirt, even in the blazing heat! So I grew out of it all because I was pretty happy that I did it out of real and original Americano, through watching the classic movies of that era. Not because a guy in a sports jacket and bad flares copied the Happy Days TV show. Then, obviously, the movie Grease came out, and all you could see were loads of blokes trying to be John Travolta, and the ladies wanting to be Olivia! I see old friends to this day who still call me “Drainpipe”. When everybody was wearing flared jeans, I had to get the drainpipe look. I was wearing these things long before the punk years. So in your face, Sex Pistols. As my friends started to get into classic Rock ‘n’ Roll because of the 50s nostalgia, I reverted to flares because of the disco music coming out of New York, and then Saturday Night Fever. That lasted about two months because the style

hated me, it seemed, but the music was and still is just the best. I mentioned Coca Cola, and little did I know that in my late teens, early 20s, I would be working for that company. It lasted five years of what I consider to have been the best job in my life. I was a helper in a lorry delivering. Sun, rain and snow, my driver, Charlie Key, and I would head out to take this beautiful drink to pubs and shops all over Northern Ireland. I did a lot of growing up then. as it was a horrible time because of the “troubles”, and I had to wise up very quickly. But I am a protestant and was delivering into catholic areas. Places where it was known to be extremely dangerous. So why was I always happy to be in these places? Because it simply did not matter where you came from, or what you did. Forget what you seem to think of Belfast. It was the time that I noticed all was not what it seemed to be. I was shown that the majority did not want what was going on in my home country. I smile when, as a little protestant, I think back to the cups of tea I was drinking with my new catholic friends.

Oh, the many jobs I had after 1988, the many morons I worked for, including the boss of a certain chemists I would still love to meet up with to give him a piece of my mind because he fired me That is one chip on my shoulder I need to get rid of. Then came the day I will never forget, when it all fell into place. It was 1990, on the day of the Radio One Road Show. I was always pretending to be a Dj with the record-player, reading out requests for my family in the house. They would laugh, but I was actually being so serious about it. But this particular day, when I sat in awe of Mike Read and Philip Schofield, was like the awakening I needed. I wanted to have all this. They were being screamed at by girls, and I liked that. The excitement of all the trucks and the equipment looked so cool. And I have never looked back. I worked alongside Phil twice and shared a cabin aboard a yacht in Cannes with Mike Read. I told them how they influenced me to be on radio, and they could not believe that this bigmouth bloke from Belfast looked on them as an influence. And from then on, as they say, the rest is history. I would be here all week writing about the smiles in my nearly 20-year-career on radio. Oh my God … 20 years! I guess I just have to accept the fact that time really is going by so quickly. So yes, it has a lot to do with the ageing process. No matter how many times James Bond sells me a lotion to slow the hands of time, it will creep up on me soon enough. Those lines on my face that were once cute dimples? I don’t mind at all now. I know that those lines mean many, many years of happiness and laughter. So all I can hope for is that they get deeper as time comes along. Maybe I look old, and I can accept that. But I will never feel it. All thanks to my memories. Joe

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Apple iPad mini is a Christmas stocking-filler APPLE is believed to be planning to release a mini iPad that could be on shop shelves in time for Christmas. Details of a seven-inch version of the iPad have been reported in a Chinese newspaper that correctly predicted the specifications of the iPad months before anyone else. The Economic Daily News claims Taiwanese companies have won several contracts to make components smaller than those used on the current 9.7-inch iPads. “Chimei Innolux will supply seven-inch LCD screens, which use the same IPS (inplane switching) technology found in the original iPad, which improves viewing angles and colour on LCD screens,” the newspaper reported. “Touchscreen technology for the screens will come from Cando Corporation.” Apple intend to launch the smaller iPad this December

in time for the Christmas shopping season, according to Economic Daily News sources. Geek.com blogger Christian Zibreg said, if the so-called iPad mini becomes the iPad nano of tablets, Apple might have a huge hit on their hands. The rumoured new version is predicted to be 200g lighter than the standard iPad. That model sold three million units in the 80 days following its release in April this year.

Retail sales soaring to boost the high street

THE HIGH STREET avoided a World Cup hangover in July as retail sales volumes jumped 1.1%, figures have showed. The performance was nearly three times faster than expected and represented the highest month-on-month rise since February, the Office for National Statistics (ONS) said. A strong rise in volumes for a broad mix of retailers, including sports equipment and jewellery shops, offset a

flat month for department stores and lower household goods sales, the ONS said. Analysts had forecast a rise of 0.4% on July. On the year, sales were up 1.3% against a forecast of 0.6%. Shoppers are likely to have been tempted by price cutting after inflation figures showed the biggest slide in clothing and footwear prices for eight years between June and July. But sales volumes from

VAT is set to be hiked to 20% in January as part of the Government’s deficit-busting package. Looming public sector belttightening and fears over unemployment are also likely to dent consumer confidence. David Tinsley, UK economist for National Australia Bank, said: “This retail sales data does suggest that the economy still has some momentum behind it, it’s optimistic for the public finances as well.”

Honeymoon over for wedding retailer ALMOST 50 staff have lost their jobs and five shops closed after a leading wedding supplies business fell into administration. An urgent search for a buyer for Manchester-based retailer Confetti has begun, with Monday August 23 set as the early closing date for offers. Administrator RSM Tenon said it moved quickly to close all the group’s stores in Glasgow, Leeds, Birmingham, Reading and London - and retained just under half its staff in an

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food stores were down 1% month on month, as the impact of the World Cup faded while prices also rose. Household goods stores saw volumes fall 0.7% month on month, as the pre-tournament boom in flat-screen televisions faded slightly. Overall sales volumes were up 1.3% on a year earlier, although concerns remain over the prospects for the high street as the Chancellor George Osborne’s austerity measures loom.

attempt to save its web business. Confetti, founded in 1999, provided a range of wedding and party supplies through its shops, mail order division and website. The Manchester-based company had a turnover of £5.7m and nearly eight million hits online every a month, earning it the Best Wedding Website prize in the BT Online Excellence Awards. Manchester-based company was founded in 1999 and grew turnover to £5.7m Kenny Craig, director with RSM Tenon in Glasgow, said: “Confetti is a very high-pro-

file, market-leading online brand and enjoys a large customer base. “The business has great potential for further development and the administration presents an outstanding opportunity for a retail business or entrepreneur to acquire an immediate presence in the wedding and celebrations market. “We would urge interested parties to make contact in the next day or two to ensure they have a chance to bid for the business.” Forty-six jobs are being retained to support the online business and provide administrative services.

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DAVID HUDGELL Getting to the root of your gardening problems! Email: David.hudgell@canarianweekly.com

The charms of palms Like the others, it loves the warm climate, but even in England the Dracena can withstand mild winters in sheltered gardens, where frosts aren’t too harsh. It is also commonly grown as an indoor plant, in the UK or over here, and it will quickly bring the inside of your home to life. Water once a week at the most, and, make sure it doesn’t become waterlogged for long periods of time. Phoenix Canariensis Here’s another great Tenerife favourite, as the name suggests, and it’s probably the one you see most of all on your travels throughout the Island. The Phoenix is a natural for your patio and it is really easy to look after. In fact, it’s best left to its own devices because it requires so little maintenance apart from a drop of water from time to time. Again, it can flourish in England if protected against the frost, but it really is at home in sunny Tenerife. To start with it will have a stout stem, but it will eventually grow its familiar long-scaled trunk. A word of warning, though. The leaves carry the sharpest of pointed ends, like needles, and can be very painful if you come into contact with them. Be extremely careful when pruning the leaves as they

PATIOS here in Tenerife do not have to be awash with colour all the time, even though hanging baskets and planters brighten up the place and put a smile on your face. But for those of you who are out working most days, or simply don’t fancy keeping an eye on your plants all the time, palm trees are an ideal solution. And there’s nowhere better than to seek out a good selection of palms than right here on the Island. Garden centres always have good stocks in, unsurprisingly. So, should you spot an unusual tree amidst all the regular Washington and Phoenix lining our roads, a quick search around the centre will almost certainly reveal what you are looking for. Palm trees and shrubs require little attention, and there’s no need to worry about the hot conditions because, like us, that’s what they’re here for! Of course, they love a good soaking now and then, but it is surprising how long they can maintain their richness and good looks without water, so there’s no need to worry if you do go away for a week or so. Also, they are happy to sit in a decent-size tub or pot for years, which cuts out the problem of what to do with shrubs or trees when they start creeping up and up. They have a much slower growing rate than if they were in the ground because they get root-bound eventually, and will keep you company for years. One of my pals ahead a real eye-opener a few years ago when he found a poor Washington plant abandoned by a basura in an old blue bucket. It was only about a foot tall, with just one leaf striving against the odds to make an appearance. It looked so pitiful that he took it home and planted it in right in the middle of his little front garden. Miraculously, with regular

watering, it flourished and after a year it was a healthy three feet high. It continued to grow into a magnificent tree and before the fourth year was out, it had virtually taken over the garden, standing some 10ft tall with a trunk you could barely put your arms around. In the end, it was too overpowering, and my pal’s community gardeners were happy to take it off his hands and replant it on the complex. So keep your plants/trees in pots if you do not want to be overwhelmed by them in years to come. Here are some of the palms you will encounter at garden centres, and remember, small is not only cheaper but best, because you can watch the tree or shrub develop right on your patio. Trachycarpus fortunei This attractive, fan-type plant with glossy leaves is perfect for creating an exotic look on your patio. Its tolerance to drought, together with its tough leaves and trunk make it the perfect choice for coastal areas. It’s really easy to look after,

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as well. Simply put it straight on the patio in its pot and leave to its own devices. It really is a toughie and requires virtually no maintenance. Give it a good dose of water for starters, and a sprinkle now and then, and it will reward you with its glorious structural foliage all year long. Washingtonia Palm The Washington is one of the Island’s most common palms and you’ll see them everywhere. They are drought-resistant, needing watering only now and then, and look magnificent if well tended. As they grow bigger, the

grow bigger because they “strike” when you’re not looking. Best bet is to call in a tree surgeon. He’s used to all the jabs, and knows how to avoid contact most of the time. Chamaerops Humilis This another attractive, fantype plant with glossy leaves, which can only add to the sunny disposition of your patio. Again, it’s another tough cookie and needs little attention, apart from a splash of water every week or so. That’s the beauty of these palms, as you will find out if you get the bug for growing them. Pistacia Lentiscus Here’s an evergreen shrub with a difference - it produces clusters of tiny, brightred flowers all year round. It needs watering more than the palms, so keep an eye on it, and will make a pretty addition to your patio, breaking up that all-green look. Yucca Jewel The crowning Jewel! Yuccas grow just about anywhere, and this variety is no different. It has extremely attractive leaves, again to add a hint of colour among the palms. And, like them, it doesn’t require much loving. It thrives in coastal regions, which will suit most of us around the south, and is extremely tolerant to drought, which is just as well in these parts!

Washington, aptly named “Robusta”, forms a really attractive shape and can be pruned when necessary. But don’t try this unless you know what you are doing. Get the advice and assistance from a registered tree surgeon. They don’t charge much, and the knowledge they can impart on plant maintenance makes it so worthwhile. Dracena Indivisa The Dracena, a really pretty palm-type shrub, is perfect for creating an exotic look and lives happily on a patio. Give it a good dose of water for starters and it will reward you with its glorious foliage all year long.

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CARL PATTISON from Robot, answers your hair questions

DANNI BYRNE Keeping you fit Email: danni.byrne@canarianweekly.com

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it comes Shaping the When to the crunch… ‘New You’ OVER THE next month I’ve decided to answer some of the common questions I get asked, as a personal trainer, on a regular basis.

IF it’s a new look you’re after, there are many factors to consider, so let’s start at the beginning. First of all, why do you want a change? Are you bored? Is it your age? Or perhaps you’ve got a special date coming up, such a wedding etc? Whatever the reason, you’ve decided on a change, so now you ask yourself: “Okay, where do I start?” Right, you need some ammunition, so get together photos of what you’ve had before, of what you liked and didn’t like. Look for styles in magazines and the internet anything to show to your stylist what you do and don’t want. Don’t think that us stylists are bothered by you telling us, because any professional will welcome the help and assistance. The best way to approach your stylist is to book a consultation prior to the appointment. This can take minutes or longer, depending on how sure/unsure you are of what is to be carried out. During this consultation, show your stylist your ideas and then let him/her take over. Listen to the advice given - and even if it’s contrary to what you want listen to, why they are telling you

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this? They may be telling you that you can’t go for a short blonde bob when you have thick, curly, dark hair. Yes, it may be what you want, but the stylist wants it to suit you totally, and not look ridiculous when you come to leave. If, during your consultation, you feel that the stylist isn’t listening or interested, then that’s your opportunity to think twice about booking an appointment. Never be bullied into making a date if you lack confidence in the stylist’s words or advice. Okay, so if you’ve decided to go ahead with your chosen style and/or colour, then during this appointment, just carry on asking questions about the procedure. There’s no point questioning something later when the work is finished. Be inquisitive and ask why the stylist is

doing this, and what’s this going to do to my hair, etc. I’m often too honest and give too many explanations regarding my work, but rather this than an upset client. Also, ask about maintenance and upkeep of your style, and when you should return for a cut and colour, etc, and how long you can expect to get out of a cut and colourIf you’re the less-is-more type, then a cut and colour that needs doing every four weeks isn’t for you, is it? There are some looks to inspire and these don’t suit everyone, but they can be adapted to most face shapes. Remember, we as hairdressers aren’t magicians. We can work only with what we are given but, with your help and our expertise, you’re sure to find a “New You”.

Some are quite basic, while others are more complex and can cover a huge area. If you are in any doubt about your health and starting up an exercise plan, please consult your doctor for a check-up. It will put your mind at ease and motivate you to get started. They are quite simple and should be done on a yearly basis. So let’s get some common areas covered. Q: Why are my crunches hurting my neck so much? Am I doing them wrong? A: Yes and no. Doing abdominal exercises can strain the neck simply because the average head weighs 8-12 lbs (3.55.5k). When your neck muscles are weak, you will really feel that strain. A way to improve this is to perfect your form. First of all, don’t pull on your head. Place your fingertips behind your ears, not on your neck. You want to support the weight of your head without pulling on your neck and creating strain. Try picking a spot on the ceiling to stare at in order to keep your chin off your chest. Make sure when doing the crunch that you are pulling your stomach muscles down towards the spine and that

you breathe out on the way up. Also, remember that as you continue to work out, the muscles in your neck will get stronger and you will be better able to tolerate the discomfort. Q: I really like how my quads and hams have started tightening up, but my inner thighs have a long way to go. Any suggestions for exercises that will help this area? A: Sadly, this is where your body chooses to deposit its fat. Genetically speaking, your body is predisposed to carry weight there, so that will be the last place it’s going to come off. The best thing you can do is watch what you eat and keep training. This will help you lose weight in general and, eventually, those problem areas will have to give! That said, if strengthening the muscles in this area is the goal, I prefer old-school, Jane Fonda leg-lifts. They target the muscle you want to hit without creating bulk. Put a soft-ball or cushion between your legs and pulse your

upper legs together. Try doing it when the adverts are on. I know this isn’t exactly the answer you’re looking for, but it’s the truth, and if you stay the course, your inner thighs WILL tighten up. Just keep doing what you’re doing. Q: I’m trying to learn to listen to my body and eat only when I am hungry, and sometimes I just don’t really want anything to eat. Is it okay to skip meals, or to eat fewer than the recommended calories? A: You should NOT skip meals because this causes so many adverse effects. Not only does it slow your metabolism but it can also lead to overeating, because when you do eat, you’re overly hungry. As for cutting your calories below your recommended allowance, remember this golden rule: never allow your daily calorie allowance to fall below 1,200 if you are a woman, and 1,500 if you are a man. Falling below these daily allowances can do real damage to your metabolism and result in excessive loss of lean muscle tissue. When you reduce your calories dramatically on a consistent basis, it can slow your metabolism or trigger a plateau. Consistent exercise, plus the occasional high-calorie day, will help ward off a plateau. Danni’s tip: go easy on yourself! When you try to overhaul your entire lifestyle overnight, it’s easy to burn out. But when you start with one small, realistic change and put your energy into making it a habit, the chances are a lot better that it will stick. You can do it!

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VAL SAINSBURY Keeping her finger on the pulse Email: val.sainsbury@canarianweekly.com

How sunshine can help you protect against Parkinson’s RESEARCHERS in Finland believe that high levels of the sunshine-enhancing vitamin D may decrease your risk of developing Parkinson’s disease later in life.. Their study of 3,000 people, published in Archives of Neurology, found people with the lowest levels of the vitamin had a threefold higher risk. It’s a fantastic advert for living in Tenerife, perhaps, because experts believe vitamin D, made mostly in the body when the skin is

exposed to sunlight, could be helping to protect the nerve cells gradually lost by people with the disease. Parkinson’s disease affects several parts of the brain, leading to symptoms like tremor and slow movements. The researchers, from Finland’s National Institute for Health and Welfare, measured vitamin D levels from the study group between 1978 and 1980, using blood samples. They then tracked these people over 30 years to see whether they actually developed Parkinson’s disease. They found that people with the lowest levels of vitamin D were three times more

likely to develop Parkinson’s than the group with the highest levels. But the charity Parkinson’s UK said further research was required. Apart from sunlight, some vitamin D comes from foods such as oily fish, milk or cereals. But, as people age, their skin becomes less able to produce the vitamin. Doctors have known for years that vitamin D helps calcium uptake and bone formation. But current research now shows that it also plays a role in regulating the immune system, as well as in the development of the nervous system. In an editorial in US journal Archives of Neurology, Marian

Evatt, assistant professor of neurology at Emory University School of Medicine, says that health authorities should consider raising the target vitamin D level. “At this point, 30 nanograms per millilitre of blood or more appears optimal for bone health in humans,” he writes. “However, researchers don’t yet know what level is optimal

for brain health, or at what point vitamin D becomes toxic for humans, and this topic deserves close examination.” Dr Kieran Breen, director of research at Parkinson’s UK, said: “The study provides further clues about the potential environmental factors that may influence or protect against the progression of Parkinson’s.

“A balanced, healthy diet should provide the recommended levels of vitamin D. But further research is required to find out whether taking a dietary supplement, or increased exposure to sunlight, may have an effect on Parkinson’s, and at what stage these would be most beneficial.”

Why we get so browned off when it comes to a great tan YOU can lie out in the sun all day and every day in search of an allover tan. But you can forget that goldenbrown glow. Scientists (from Scotland, admittedly) believe it is mission impossible. They say a consistent tan is impossible because some areas of the body are much more resistant to tanning than others, so getting rid of those white bits may never happen. The University of Edinburgh researchers say the results of a study they have undertaken explain why holidaymakers find it so hard to achieve an even tan. The findings reveal that the buttock is much more resistant to sun than other areas. But, when it does get some

colour and goes red, it still tans less well than other parts. The study, published in the Experimental journal Dermatology, also found that people with no freckles tanned far more easily. Scientists, funded by the Medical Research Council, ran the study to determine why different types of skin cancer were found in different parts of the body, especially as they were all caused by sunshine. The team wanted to identify whether this was linked to variations in the way different areas go brown. So they analysed the skin of 100 volunteers, exposed to six doses of UVB radiation on two areas: back and buttock. After seven days, skin was tested to find what colour remained after redness died

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down. This colour, seen as a suntan, comes from melanin, which stops skin from absorbing too much UVB. Study leader Jonathan Rees, Professor of Dermatology at the university, said: “One puzzle is why tumour numbers differ so much, depending on the site. “Our work shows that we are made up of different units of skin, which respond differently to sun and may afford different degrees of protection.” Dr Jodie Moffat, of Cancer Research UK, said: “Tanning is a sign that skin has already been damaged.” And he was hardly quoting rocket science when he added: “For people with fair skin, freckles or moles, tanning is difficult without burning. They should take extra care against sunburn.”

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Carlos Restaurant APART from being iconic entertainers, there can’t be much that links the late Harry Secombe and Boy George. It appears, however, that both were rather partial to the culinary creations of Portuguese chef Joao Martins. Having spent many years as chef proprietor of a popular Devon eatery, Joao and his wife, Mandy, made the decision to relocate to Tenerife in 2006. Nearly five years on and the couple’s restaurant, Carlos, continues to thrive, with residents and tourists alike flocking to experience some of the best international cuisine to be found in the South. I have had the pleasure of

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eating at Carlos on a number of occasions. However, having heard through the grapevine that the restaurant’s spacious outside terrace had recently undergone a major refurbishment, I thought it only polite to pay another visit. Carlos is ideally-located under Club Atlantis, a stone’s throw from the popular Puerto Colón beach. Walking on to the terrace, I was amazed at the transformation. A stunning Bedouinstyle canopy in soft terracotta tones covers the entire area. And four huge ceiling lights, whose handsomely-styled, cutout metalwork recalls the beautiful hand-wrought lamps of a Moroccan marketplace, cast a warm glow over the diners. Flowering shrubs and plants, and the tinkling of a fountain,

further help create the impression of an oasis of tranquillity. Carlos is very much a family business. Mandy Martins heads the friendly and efficient team of waiting staff, and even teenage son Luke has now been drafted in to help behind the scenes. Nibbling on some delicious Prawn and Beetroot Crostini, and sipping a glass of chilled rosé wine, we perused the menu. Given that Joao was born and raised in Madeira, his signature dishes, as you would expect, include some traditional Portuguese fare. The menu also features an inventive medley of Italian, French and Far Eastern influences, from Tagliatelle with Salmon and Prawns through to Thai Green Curry. A good selection of meats, including steaks and New Zealand lamb, should satisfy the carnivores, while fresh fish is a particular speciality of the house. Vegetarians are certainly not overlooked, with a selection of starters including Breaded Brie, served with Fruits of the Forest Dip, and mains such as Mushroom and Vegetables in Brandy and Cream Sauce, served with Rice. Daily specials complete this unparalleled offering. Accompanying this fare is a good wine list, catering for all tastes and budgets. Prices start from 12 euros for the house selection, rising to 60 euros for a bottle of Moët et Chandon Champagne. I can also recommend Mandy’s home-made Sangria, but with one caveat: it packs quite a punch! Back to our dinner, and although Melon with Spanish Cured Ham Drizzled with Olive Oil sounded tempting, I decided to opt for one of Carlos’ more unusual starters,

Stuffed Peaches filled with Chicken. Topped off with melted cheese these melt-inthe-mouth creations certainly didn’t disappoint. My partner, meanwhile, in a nod to Joao’s culinary roots, went for the Prawns Piri Piri. This is apparently one of the restaurant’s most popular starters, and it’s not hard to see why. The combination of tender prawns in a sauce of tomatoes, cream, mushrooms, onions and chilli that was spicy without being overpowering, was delicious. For my main course, I took Mandy’s advice and chose the Espedata de Madeira, a traditional dish of succulent beef kebab, hanging on a skewer dripping with garlic butter. The other half, meanwhile, plumped for Fish Portuguese, tender white fillets, topped with tomatoes, garlic, white wine, cream, prawns and mushrooms. He was amazed at how moist the fish was - so much so that he sought out Joao to commend him personally! Our host revealed that the

secret was in the preparation, with all the fish on the menu grilled in lemon and butter rather than on the plancha. All main courses, unless otherwise stated, are served with chef’s potatoes and a selection of vegetables, and we finished our meal pleasantly sated. Full as we were, it would have been churlish to refuse dessert. While my partner went for some light-as-a-

feather, home-made cheesecake, I decided to show some admirable restraint by ordering the fruit kebab! By now the restaurant was full, both on the terrace and in the beautifully-designed interior, complete with its high end but comfortable furnishings, subtle decorations and soft lighting. There were a number of families enjoying both the food and the surroundings. Children are well catered for at Carlos, with a range of special menus starting from just five euros. In addition, many of the main dishes can be served in small portions. Not surprisingly, Carlos is busy 12 months of the year, with Christmas Day lunch and a New Year’s Gala Dinner particularly lively affairs, so reservations are always advisable. As we left this charming establishment, we couldn’t help but feel that Devon’s loss has been very much Tenerife’s gain! Located on Av Colón, CC Club Atlantis, San Eugenio, Puerto Colón, Carlos opens from Monday to Saturday, 6pm until late. For reservations call 922 712 257 or 634 703 133.

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New! Sudoku - X The rules of sudoku X are simple - just enter the numbers 1 - 9 once in each row, column and 3 x 3 square within the sudoku X puzzle grid. In addition to standard sudoku, the numbers must only occur once in each side of the 'X' that is marked on the grid. Use logic alone to deduce where each of these numbers must be placed in every cell of a puzzle.

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Leo July 24-August 23 An offer to attend a social event should turn out to be most beneficial to your career as you are put before an array of interesting and influential people. Have faith in a loved one to act in your best interests concerning a minor financial matter. Wear blue for luck in a work confrontation. But don’t worry - you can afford to be smiling. Virgo Aug-24-Sept23 Try not to let a new face intimidate you with his or her different approach to a problem you have been facing. Confidence is everything if you are to ever prove to yourself that you can succeed, both socially and professionally. Aries and Leos offer an instant attraction. You’ll be able to sort out those financial issues shortly. Libra Sept 24-Oct 23 You will have to give a loved one the space he or she needs if you are to ever obtain that harmony you are seeking. We all have our funny ways and our faults, Libra, and it would be as wrong for you to restrict them as it would for them to confine you. Your main problem is that you can’t get that ex off your mind. Scorpio Oct 24-Nov 2 You’re likely to find yourself shying away from group arrangements, and planning private time to sort out what you’re going to do about the personal quandary that has evolved. It may be in your best interests to talk to the person concerned, who’s sure to be able to provide you with any answers you’re looking for. Sagittarius Nov 23Dec 21 It’s the abode that is going to be demanding both your attention and your cash, and many Sagittarians will be preparing for excit-

ing visitors. Romance is forecast for the weekend and you must prepare yourself to hear declarations of love from someone who has been acting rather distant recently. All in all, this could turn out to be a very dramatic week for you. Capricorn Dec 22Jan 20 You must sort out what you can afford to spend, as a party spirit the planets are casting will see you spending anything you have. Don’t take out money from the bank which you know is not spare because otherwise, you will take the enjoyment out of what should be an enjoyable week. Believe it or not, it well worth putting in some “overtime” this week, at home or at work. Aquarius Jan 21-Feb 19 The need to find out how good you are in your career may see you doing something others will deem reckless. Make sure that what you are doing is really in your best interests and not just to irritate a loved one, who is watching your every move. This game-playing can do you no good, so start playing seriously right now. Pisces Feb 20-Mar 2 Plans will be laid that will make way for a better and, indeed, more secure future. Don’t be afraid to listen to the advice of a younger face, who may have more experience than you realise. Late-night invitations have trouble written all over

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Aries Mar 21-April 20 There comes a time in everybody’s life when he or she has to be selfish in order to be able to give. This is your time to do what’s right for you, and to forget what everybody else wants. The decisions you make now will pave the way for a better future for you and your close ones, so don’t hold back. Your hidden dreams are beckoning.

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Taurus April 21-May 21 Please take a little time to sort out the problem which has been building up with your finances. The way to get out of trouble is not to ignore it but deal with it. A flirtatious mood at the weekend could see you playing with fire because a person who is spoken for decides to play games with your emotions. Watch out, and don’t do anything rash.

4. Minnie Driver was nominated for an Academy Award for her role in Good Will Hunting in 1997, but who played the title role?

Gemini May 22-June 21 New faces you are about to meet will bring out a side of you which you’d forgotten existed. In fact, the laid-back mood you will almost certainly experience should also make it possible for you to make up with someone you have drifted away from in the family. Uranus promises important messages in dreams.

6. In the movie Taxi Driver, who played child prostitute Iris?

Cancer June 22-July 23 It’s important that you watch out for arguments as the planets make you see fault with the most trivial of problems. A laid-back approach is essential if you’re to get the most from the coming days. Someone from your past is trying to get back in contact with you, and may not have your best interests at heart, so stay alert. Oh yes, you have a new admirer.

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DIESEL-ENGINED Minis have, traditionally, always been rather noisy and lacking that special response of petrol power. Fear not, Mini lovers, because salvation is at hand in the shape of the Convertible Cooper D, which unloads the old Peugeot-Citroën derv burner for a new 1.6-litre turbo-diesel, sourced from parent company BMW. It’s baffling to think why Mini didn’t just do this in the first place, but they have now and the difference is outstanding. The diesel Convertible has the more powerful 112hp Cooper D engine option only, although a lesser 90hp One D is also available in the Hatch and Clubman. The arrival of these new diesels completes an updated range that started earlier this year with upgraded petrol engines. The new BMW-sourced engine still sounds diesel,

Mini’s diesel dream

obviously, and especially if you have the roof down around town. Get it up to motorway speeds, though, and you’ll drown the slight diesel rasp) right out with wind noise. Either way, you simply won’t care the moment you put your foot down! Compared with previous

diesel Minis, this new engine is a revelation. Throttle response, aided by the variable geometry turbocharger, is much snappier - even before you resort to hitting the Sport button. The lighter Cooper D hatch can hit 62mph in 9.7 seconds against the Convertible’s 10.3secs. But with more peak

torque than the turbo-petrol Cooper S, either version has plenty of poke on the move. Without doubt, the Mini is the most fun motor to drive in the premium small-car sector. Yes, the Citroën DS3 runs it close, and there are some non-premium hot hatches that may be better overall. But if you’re looking for fun

and glamour, this Convertible has them both. Helped by its all-aluminium construction, which keeps the weight down, it feels much flightier, and even the ride quality has improved. There’s still no cure for the cramped rear legroom, but alongside the exterior update - including new bumpers and upgraded lights, plus revised grilles and side vents, depending on the model - Mini has also mildly modified the interior. Extra black-finish trimmings are neat, there are new toggle switches for the climate control, and the radio controls have been relocated to within the central speedo. More interesting is the new Mini Connected in-car infotainment system. This is inspired by BMW,s ConnectedDrive, but includes features that even big brother BMW doesn’t get yet,

focused on iPhone integration. Another result for the new diesel engine: the regular Mini hatchback is down to just 99g/km CO2 and up to a remarkable 74.3mpg. Standard Auto Start Stop and other “Minimalist” technology helps here. That’s for both One D and Cooper D versions as well. The Clubman and the Convertible can’t quite match this achievement, returning 103g/km and 105g/km, respectively. But that is still equal to 70.6mpg for the drop-top, which is a genuinely impressive result and reaffirms, Mini’s position as the leading premium eco contender. The Convertible costs £17,925 (21,909 euros), which represents good value for money and should be available from September, or October at the latest.

Civic Type-R driven off the road

HONDA have been forced to end UK sales of their Civic Type-R hot hatch because of new Euro emissions laws set to be imposed. Production of the European market 2.0-litre performance icon will end in October because the 2.0-litre engine cannot meet Euro 5 exhaust regulations. But it is not quite the end of the Civic Type-R, though, because countries such as Australia and South Africa have lower emissions stan-

dards. That means production at the UK Swindon plant will continue for those countries. Honda will help mark the end of the famous Type-R at a special Silverstone festival this Sunday (22nd), which will be attended by BTCC drivers Matt Neal and Gordon Shedden. It will give all Type-R drivers the chance to do a lap of honour around the British grand prix Formula One circuit. More than 12,000 of the current-shape Type-R have been sold in the UK since 2007, and a few more will be added to that number before sales end in December.

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The Nutters really get cracking! Division 1 Exiles 6-2 Toscales Ensecan Heroes Sports Bar 2-6 Tenerife Sons Our Place Flukers 2-6 Rood A Strikers Bar 4-4 X-Men Sundowners 3-5 Target Bar A Target Bar B 0-8 Bar 180 A Toscales Allsorts 4-4 Silver Surfers Woody´s A 1-7 Bar Nauta A

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IT IS all change at the top of Division 2 after Friday’s Brazil-type display by Dale and his Nauta Nutters team. They took a deep breath, filled out their chestnuts and made fellow-promotion chasers Yelas Bar look like a shell of their former selves as they cashewed in with a fine seven points! And I’m not taking the pistachio! Great darts from Bill and Tim mean that the Nutters have set their stall out for the rest of the season. Long-time leaders Barracudarts boys slip down to second, although they earned five valuable points at Rood B. Gaffers remain in third place after a 6-2 win at Marilyns, Neil hitting a 180 for the visitors. Bar 180 B were 2-0 up against local rivals The

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Tavern, but then the wheels came off and they crashed 62 - their second straight loss. The Naturals move up one place after a useful 5-3 success at the Hunters, and Tenerife Sun did like-wise as they beat La Cana Lancers by the same score. Knights B made it three wins on the trot as they overcame the Flames 6-2, and Woodys B enjoyed a great game at Nauta B and had Joel taking out 108 with a bull finish. Alas, it was not enough as the home side scraped a 5-3 victory. In Division 1, Tenerife Suns have now burst into the top three after a run of excellent results, and they had Tam and Sergio hitting maximums during a 6-2 win over Heroes. Exiles’ 6-2 win over Ensecan keeps them top, but the big losers were the inactive

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Phoenix bar, who slipped from second to fifth. Moving up to second, Nauta A are quietly going about their business with great success. With young Tom and the not-so-young Mike in fine form, they won all five singles to run out 7-1 winners over Woodys A. Going one better, Bar 180 A totally overran Target B with an 8-0 whitewash, losing just three legs in the process. Toscales Allsorts offered up a fine plate of beef madras to their visitors the Silver Surfers. Sadly, their darts were not quite as hot during a match in

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which the Surfers came back from 3-0 down to lead 4-3, but ended all-square. A very local derby between Strikers Bar and the X-men also produced the same scoreline, and Target A said “well done” to Sundowners as they endured one of those nights, although their 5-3 win does keep them sixth. Rood A, in 12th position, have been really struggling in recent weeks. But having failed to win for seven straight matches, they finally put things right a little as they beat bottom side Ourplace Flukers 6-2. Geoff Huxtable

Pairs are shooting for Final showdown MORE THAN 200 people visit Las Vistas beach twice a week to take part in the early morning sport sessions run by the Arona Council for those individuals ‘of a certain age.’ Arranged by the sports department of the council and led by Francisco Toledo Hernandez the sessions part

of the adapted sports programme concentrate on this sector of the community and run throughout the year in various social areas. Sport for older people develops through different exercises an improved quality of life, the functional capacity of independence, therapeutic virtues of the sea. Also, this initiative serves to promote contact with other people with the aim of preventing isolation and social withdrawal.

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Doubles Competitions (to be played tonight (Friday 20th Aug) General competition Venue, Toscales (Bob to control draw): Carlos/Manuel Woodys. Graham/Roly Heroes. Marco/Ronnie - Rood A. Del Boy/Karl - Exiles. Sergio/David - Tenerife Suns. Alan/Bob Toscales. Chris/Mike - Nauta. Tom/Dan Nauta. Venue, Tenerife Sun (Harry to control draw): Ian/Mike Telf Nauta. Big Al/London - Nauta. Scott/Martin - Bar 180A. Lynn/Mike - Knights B. Ray/Grant - Target A. Shammy/Blair Exiles. Harry/Vincente - Heroes.

Duncan/Geoff - Toscales Venue, Heroes sports bar (Bubbles to control draw): Mitch/Dale - Nauta A. Mick/Richard - Bar 180A. Dave/Daz Exiles. Bubbles/Steve - Phoenix. Barney/Joel Woodys. Paul/Phil - Nauta A. Luc/Terry Bull - Rood A. Mark/Graham Target A. Venue, Sundowners (Andy to control draw): Bill/Tim - Nauta. Alan/Wayne - Bar 180. Gary/Wayne - Bar 180. Andy/Walter Surfers. Tam/John - Tenerife Sons. Graham/Alex X-Men. Pieter/Herve -Rood A. Mark/Mc Gyver - Rood B. Format: 501 - best of three,

with the final at each venue to be 501 - best of five. The 32 pairs at four venues will play down to one pair, to leave four pairs for finals night. Ladies competition Venue, Strikers (Betty/Connie to control draw): Karen/Lynn - Bar 180. Sue/Lauren - Naughty Nautas. Sheena/Marilyn - Amigos Bad Girls. Shar/Shanny - Ourplace. Tracy/Mo Ourplace. Conny/Betty - Rood B.

Sue/Julie Tavern. Carole/Lillian Phoenix. Barb/Babs Phoenix. Joan/Maddie Phoenix. Liz/Natalie Phoenix. Laura/Anna -Woodys. Format: 501 - best of three. Play down to two pairs to contest the final on finals night. Good luck to everyone. By the way, the next captains’ meeting will be held at Gaffers Bar, Las Americas, on Sunday, 10th October, at 1pm.

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What can I do if I receive a tax fine? I HAVE been asked the above question by a number of clients and it really does need sorting out. Nowadays, there are many fines going around for different reasons, and we need to know what our rights are. I include a small general guide which does not replace a legal advice. Remember that every case is different, and its circumstances make the case unique. I always recommend that you ask for professional advice. If the Inland Revenue Office (Hacienda) has fined you for any irregularity (according to Hacienda’s view) the first thing to do is to discover reason of the purported penalty and its circumstances. After analysing this there are two options: 1) Accept the penalty and pay 2) Object to the penalty because you do not agree with this fine If you consider that you are liable and your behaviour was not correct, the best solution is to accept the fine and pay. There would be a benefit of 25% rebate on the fine. There is a possibility of payments in instalments if the Inland Revenue Office accepts it. On the other hand, you can query the fine. If you consider that the Inland Revenue Office is not right, or that the penalty is unfair, you can present an “appeal”. There are normally two kinds of appeals, and you can choose one of them: A) “Recurso de Reposición” (revision of decision by the same authority), and B) “Reclamación Economico Administrativa” (revision of decision by a higher authority). A) RECURSO: The “Recurso de Reposición” is presented before the same body that fined you in order to reconsider the decision. Normally, this “recurso” does not have a

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happy outcome because the same person who fined you would not want to change his mind easily. However, there are many cases in which the body reconsidered and accepted the “recurso”. It can be presented within one month from notification of penalty. B) RECLAMACIÓN: The “Reclamación Económico Administrativa” is presented before “Tribunal Economico Administrativo” who is a higher authority. This “reclamación” can be presented alter the decision taken in “recurso de reposición”. In any case, you can go direct to “reclamación” without previous “reposición”. You are not allowed to present both appeals at the same time. It can be presented within one month from notification of penalty. In either case, the penalty (“SANCIÓN”) is not paid or guaranteed until the appeals

(“recurso” or “reclamacion”) are finalised. There would be no delay interests. Sometimes, these kind of appeals are use to delay the payment of sanctions. Note that this article refers to penalties (“SANCIONES”) and not to the tax debt (“DEUDA TRIBUTARIA”). The “deuda tributaria” can be appealed (like penalties). In the meantime, however, the sum must be paid or guaranteed. If you do not pay or guarantee the sum, the Authority can attach (“embargo”) your assets. In other words, to appeal the deuda tributaria, you have to pay or guarantee and appeal. If you later succeed in your recurso or reclamación, the Authority will refund the money, or the guarantee is cancelled. If you do not succeed with “Reclamación Economico Administrativa” the next step is to present a “Recurso Contencioso-Administrativo”

before the Administrative Court. The “Tribunal Económico-Administrativo” is a government body of the Ministry of Economy. The Administrative Court belongs to Judicial Power and it is independent. Mariano Zunino Siri is a lawyer registered in Tenerife Bar Association since 1991. Office in Los Cristianos at Edificio Valdes Center Torre “A”, oficina 1, piso 2º. Phone: 922 79 44 12. Letters to Mariano Where I can get a copy of the Canarian Swimming Pool Regulations in English? I am having a problem with the community on my complex, I have a ground-floor apartment, level with the swimming pool deck, and my balcony rail is 1.4 metres high. The community want to erect a 1.5m glass wall 500mm away from my balcony rail, which would completely enclose my apartment.

You can find information about swimming pool regulations in the Canary Government web: http://www2.gobiernodecanarias.org (although I do not believe there is an English version of it). In any case, I understand that your case, more than being connected to the swimming pool issue, concerns the works to be carried out by the Community. In other words, you have to determine whether the works to be done are necessary (or compulsory) to the Community. And even if they are necessary, the works should not affect the private property (or should at least minimise the effect). I include a partial translation of some articles of Horizontal Division Law (articles 10 and 11) that could be helpful: The Community will be enforced to carry out necessary works for the property

and its services proper maintenance and conservation, so that it should fulfil all due structural, habitability and safety condition. Proprietors who are unjustifiably opposed or delayed in the execution of the orders, which have been enacted by competent authority, will be individually responsible for the sanctions, which could be imposed by administrative action. In case of disagreement on the nature of the works to be carried out, the Proprietors Board will decide what is reasonable and appropriate. Interested parties will also be able to request an arbitrary or technical judgement in the terms settled down by Law. None of the proprietors will be able to demand new facilities, services or improvements that are not required for the proper community maintenance, habitability and safety, according to its nature and features.

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House 4 Bedroom Duque Area 1400€ Very Spacious house with luxury fittings, sep modern kitchen terrace with views to the pool and mountain, bedrooms all double in size with plenty of wardrobe space, tastfully decorated with garage, and two pools on complex.

property of the week Aldea Blanca. 2 bed 2 bath detached bungalow with sep fitted kitchen, lounge, 1 bed-ensuite, patios, parking. Bank valuation 80,000€. Offers invited. Must sell quick due to ill health. Los Cristianos - Port royal 69.500 euros (Ref 167). Fantastic Studio, with sep fully fitted kitchen, lounge sat TV, terrace Island Village. San Eugenio 82,600 euros (Ref 183). 35M2 Studio, american fitted kitchen, furnished, views of pool and mountain, 6 pools on site, 24hr reception,childrens play area, shops,rest ect good for rentals Los Cristianos - Margerita 128,000 euros (ref 172). 1 bedroom apt, refurbished,new kitchen,views pool & mountain, very central for everything Mareverde, Torviscas Bajo 97,000 euros (ref 162). Studio south facing overlooking the pool, sat TV, top floor, terrace, fully equiped kitchen

Los Cristianos - Port Royal 136,500 euros (Ref 168). 2 bed 2 bath, ground floor apt, air con, new flooring, good area, ideal for rentals. Parque de la reina 103,600 (Ref 157). 2 bed , 1 bath apt, Brand New, Sep fitted kitchen, terrace, private parking space and lock up Las Chafiras - Nr Golf Del Sur. 144,000 (Ref 193). 3 bed, 1 bath, 105M2 apt, fitted kitchen, utility room, furnished, Sat TV, ADSL, 1st floor, large terrace of 35M2 GOLF DEL SUR. 595,000 euros (ref 192) REDUCED. Luxury Large Detached Villa, 3/4 Bedrooms, 3 baths, Large walk in wardrobe, kitchen, utiliy rm, sw pool and Bar and barbecue area, chill out area with chess and trampoline, Extensive gardens, and much much more....

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San Eugenio studio with large terrace, views, 56k Los Cristianos studio apts. Available with great holiday rental potential. Ideal for investment from 56k

1 Bed Golf Property 350€ Large one bedroom, fully equipped kitchen, sea and mountain views, community pool, terrace on Golf Del Sur

La Caleta – 3 bedroom luxury town house 1500€ p/m San Eugenio Alto – brand new 3 bedroom luxury villa 1500€ p/m Apartment in an almost new complex with large terrace 650€ all included 3 bedroom villa in Madroñal almost new with a private pool large terrace with sea views large private garage 3 for three cars only 1200€ Parque de la Reina brand new unfurnished with private garage 550€ 5 bedrooms duplex with 2 terraces with sea views, with garage and storeroom. Bargain 800€

El Galeon, brand new apartments 400€

Luxuries 5 bedrooms villa in Playa Paraiso luxury furniture has a garden and private pool outdoor leasure area must be seen.

Parque de la Reina brand new apartment with private garage 2 bed 1 bath 500€ 2 bed 2 bath 550€

Holiday rentals One bed apartments from 350€ p/w and studios from 250€ p/w

Property maintenance and cleaning services available call for details Laderas, Palm Mar, 1 bed, large terrace 450€

bed, 2 bath (available end july) 550€ plus bills

Castilia Vista Mar, 1 bed, great views 450€ Playa Parasio, 1 bed, 450€

Granada Park, Los Cristianos, beautiful 1 bed, 1 bath apartment €600 pm inc

Feliciano, El Medano ,3 beds,next to beach 450€ plus bills

Palm Mar 3 bed bungalow, 650€ plus bills

Villa Tagoro, 1 bed, spacious apt 525€

Cho, Parque de la Reina 3 bed, 2 bath, detatched house unfurnished 700€ plus bills

Paloma Beach, Los Cristianos, 1 bed sea views 550€ La Conception, Las Chafiras 3

Jardin San Miguel, Las Chafiras 3/4 bed townhouses, 2 bath from 800€

ONE BED APARTMENT, OASIS II, SAN EUGENIO ALTO Spacious one bed apartment overlooking the Aqua Park. Fully fitted kitchen, lounge/dining area and large terrace. 550 euros per month including up to 50 euros for water and electricity.

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Books from baby board books to all school areas, to novels from 50 cents each. Toys and games for children 3 - 11yrs. Yellow check dresses 1 euro. Black lightweight PE shorts, 1 euro. School furniture, tables, bookcases, chairs from 3 euros. Large settee, tweedy material 30 euros. Ikea bed 30 euros. Incidental furniture from 3 euros, Tel 648 770 265 or 922 765 217 Chicco Polly highchair suitable from 6 months to 3 years. Adjustable seat positions and seat padding; includes 2 trays, very good condition, 45 euros. Tel 922 178 868. Fold up bicycle, Dahon/Bickerton. Fits easily into car boot, comes with carrying bag, needs new three speed cable, 70 euros. Tel 922 794 495 Moses Basket with bedding and stand 10 Euros. Blue baby’s bath, fits over the normal bath, 10 euros. 5 metres green Intermas Climbanet (Green garden netting) 5 euros. Tel: 653 593 232. Hitachi C8FC Electric metal cutter with spare blade 150 euros. Black and Decker electric plane 50 euros. P B Power base 650 w PB650PL Planer 50 euros. Skil Electric portable mixer 70 euros. Black and Decker router KW800 710W 100 euros. Rubi Diamant DU200 L Electric tile cutter 300 euros. Tiles Belcaire cotto 33,3 x 33,3 none slip Terracotta tiles 25sq mtrs in total, 150 euros. Tiles Ibiza terracotta 33,3 x 33,3 6 sq mtrs in total 50 euros. Wireless microphone SHURE PGX still in box 300 euros. Las Rosas Tel 600 821 100.

BARGAIN OF THE WEEK Single pine bed with headboard & mattress, hardly used, vgc, 70 euros. Tel 922 739 673 or 617 744 212

Phillips 26” flat screen TV, 125 euros. LG DVD/video recorder, 75 euros. Phillips DVD and radio with speakers, 50 euros. Plasma log effect electric fire, 450 euros. Tel 619 674 854 Ladies mountain bike, 18 speed twist grip gears, back rack, pump, hardly used, 100 euros. Pine double headboards, 240 cm long, good condition, 20 euros. Reflector Telescope, 25 euros. Tel 600 700 521 Suzuki Jeep soft top, ITV until Nov, selling for spares, 400 euros ono. Cane armchair with yellow padded cushions, 20 euros ono. Tel 922 703 757 3 + 2 Sofa in fauz brown leather surround with shaded brown upholstery, as new, all cushions unzip for washing machine cleaning, completely reupholstered recently, 500 euros ono. Tel 677 538 839 DVD receiver system home cinema, USB recording, 300 Watt, 5 speakers, 1 passive Subwoover, radio, remote, 89 euros. Tel 651 033 932 Headboards,14” TV, wall unit, PC monitor, single mattresses, microwave/grill, sunbed, Sub-woofer, VCR 10 euros each. Ironing board, Patio tables & Chairs, Kitchen table, Sandwich toaster, Toaster, Stool, Bed side table, lamps, Iron, hair dryer, Dirt devil Light vacuum cleaner, Speakers, From 3 to 5 euros each. 4 rings electric hob, 21” TV, 20 euros each. JVC DX25E Camcorder, 70 euros. Tel 646 615 794. 14ft boat, Evinrude 3.5 engine and trailer. No licence required, free mooring place in Los Cristianos Harbour (no fees) recently re-sprayed and engine serviced, 500 euros. Ladies Raleigh Amazon mountain bike fantastic condition 100 euros. Tel 617 454 787. Large windsurf board, 30 euros. Tel 922 770 887 Horse riding accessories all excellent condition, hat size 57 20 euros. Gloves XS, 8 euros. Whip 8 euros. Boots size 3 (35) 14 euros. Tel 922 740 302 Two large”Delsey” suitcases - fibre glass with wheels, 25 euros each. Tel 639 207 064 Los Abrigos or Los Cristianos by arrangement .

Fan, bag, blender, sun beds, ceiling lights, phone, patio chair & table, table, lamps, wireless keyboard & mouse, Childs wooden bed & mattress from 5 to 30 euros each. Baby boy & girl clothes 0-6 yrs, bodies, pyjamas, suits, leggings, tights, skirts, 1euro each. Bike 4-7 yrs 20 euros. Bambini pushchair, 60 euros. Gents mountain bike, 30 euros. Domestic silver gas bottle, 40 euros. Foot spa, 10 euros. TV stand 25 euros. Dog carrier 15 euros. Portable radio cassette player 10 euros. Suit case, 10 euros. Tel 679 088 846 or 922 795 592 WKL world key board 150 euros. Tumble dryer 85 euros. Dishwasher, 80 euros. Plastic tables and chairs, 25 euros. Hoover, 15 euros. Mini gas bottle 25 euros. Digital satellite receiver 20 euros. Mini oven, DVD player remote 20 euros. Tel 676 936 820 3 domestic silver gas bottle 35 euros each. Steam iron, 4 euros. 14” TV, microwave CD, stereo radio cassette recorder, 15 euros each. 29” TV, silver 60 euros. 21” TV, 20 euros. Sandwich toaster, 5 euros. Built in oven, 25 euros. Sony 3 disc changer tuner band/tape A/B with 2 speakers & remote control for 70 euros. CD stereo radio cassette recorder 15 euros. Fridge freezer 120 euros. Fridge, 40 euros. Electric kettles/citrus juicer, 5 euros each. Birdcage, 10 euros. Tel 686 336 904 English keyboard/mouse, kettle/parasol/patio chairs table/many different AC adaptor D, C 12 v/18/9 many more from 2 to 15 euros each. Playstation 2, 40 euros. 14 computer monitor 20 euros. Black & Decker charges 6 euros. Mountain bike, 40 euros. Video recorders 10 euros. Hammer drill 20 euros. Fax telephone machine, 20 euros. Table fan 15 euros. Round pine dining table and 4 chairs 40 euros. Electric hand mixer, 15 euros. Tel 679 788 586 Office Furniture; Table with 5 drawers, solid top, 50 euros. L shaped desk, movable drawers 30 euros. 3 different cupboard units varying from 30 - 60 euros. 2 ordinary chairs 15 euros each. 2 leather chairs 25 euros each. 1 leather director chair 30 euros. Fridge, 30 euros. A4 files 100 for 20 euros. Tel 615 397 913 Nintendo Game boy Micro, Neon pink with 4 games (Shrek 2, Madagasgar, Pokemon and Namco museum) and charger 30 euros. 2 Pine bedside tables with 2 drawers in each and chrome handles 20 euros. Tel 606 800 150 High School Musical single duvet cover, pillowcase and curtains 20 euros. Disney Princess single duvet cover, pillowcase and curtains 20 euros. Barbie Hot tub party bus 15 euros. Los Lunnis Pram 5 euros. Los Lunnis Kitchen 10 euros. Barbie Castle 10 euros. Dora the Explorer dolls from 5 euros. Peppa Pig playsets from 5 euros. 20 Dora the Explorer Books 1 euro each or 15 the lot. TV/Video Combi 10 euros. Tel 616 807 507

3x1 scanner, printer, photocopier, canon 20 euros. Musical and lights children’s push along 15 euros. Sterelizer Avent bottles 15 euros. Robot set mixer, blender, etc, 20 euros. Black kettle 10 euros. Children’s car seat 50 euros. Baby car seat 0kg 13kg 10 euros. Ccot wooden with accessories 15 euros. Children’s bed till 8 years 20 euros. Very big teddy bear, 10 euros. Big lioness and cub teddy 10 euros. Tel 677 054 933 or 670 408 045 Teak tall table and 2 tall teak chairs, good condition 145 euros. Teak dining table and 4 chairs, good condition 225 euros. 3 seater rattan sofa with cream cushion covers 300 euros. 2 1 seater rattan sofas with cream cushion covers, very good condition 300 euros. 2 door pine wardrobe with mirrored doors and 2 drawers at the bottom, very good condition, 275 euros. Top loader Candy washing machine, as new 165 euros. Tel 922 720 493 Fagor air conditioning unit perfect working order 120 euros. Fagor ceramic hob with white border, VGC 120 euros. White Balay Oven, VGC 120 euros. Fridge freezer white good condition freezer at the top fridge at the bottom 155 euros. AEG dryer, as new 165 euros. Tel 659 731 832 Aluminium door white 98cm X 206cm complete with frame, 240 euros. Aluminium door white 93cm X 236cm complete with frame, 290 euros. Security bars white handmade with ornaments 74cm X 182cm, 130 euros. 74cm X 74cm, 60 euros. Aluminum double door white 83cm X 88cm complete with frame, 95 euros. Aluminum main entrance door white with light elements on the side and on the top 228cm X 138cm, 390 euros. Electric water heater 80L, 85 euros. Cream leather sofa 1 2 seater and 1 3 seater, like new, 495 euros. Tel 693 974 049 Panasonic Fax/telephone machine, 20 euros. HP F380 All in one printer /scanner/ copier, 45 euros. Epson stylus 740 printer, 15 euros. DVD player c/w remote, 15 euros. Camera Tripod, Veldon Professional full height adjust and pan tilt head, 20 euros. Nikon F60 35mm SLR Camera VGC with Nikon AF Telezoom 28-80mm lens and Voigtländer Macro Telezoom 1935mm with carry case, 80 euros. Sony PS1 Playstation c/w 2 controllers and cables, 15 euros. Fire extinguisher, 8Kg powder type, 55 euros. Tower PC, Pentium 512Mb ram 60Mb hard disk, 15” flat screen, Keyboard, Mouse, Stereo speakers with sub woofer, all in one Printer, scanner, copier, 190 euros ono. Tel 666 200 104 Moses basket and stand 30 euros. Automatic bby wing with speed settings and sounds 30 euros. Baby door swing (new) 15 euros. Boucy chair 10 euros. Newborn bath seat 5 euros. Matrix Pram from birth with carry cot and buggy attatchments 60 euros or 120 euros for all the above. Electronic exercise bike ( low mileage !!!) 50 euros. Underworktop fridge 40 euros. Tel: 666902314

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PROPERTY FOR RENT Detached Villa 4 bed, Torviscas, Ocean views. Urgent sale, genuine bargain, 250,000 euros. Tel 617 658 900

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Tel 669 626 840

CARS WANTED CARS BOUGHT FOR CASH – Anything considered. Offer made once seen. WANTED small cars to medium cars, 4 x 4´s, small vans, people carriers, e.t.c. Call us now on 629 128 667.

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Models required for trainee hairdressers in Los Cristianos. Please ring Paul on 635 347 033

FREE TO A GOOD HOME. Harry is an adorable 5yr old dog. He’s chipped, snipped and fully vaccinated. To meet up with this gorgeous dog call me on 625 864 465

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Large double/triple garage wanted for rent in the Las Americas/San Eugenio area on a monthly basis. Tel Mark 659 202 826

WANTED Office furniture, at least 6 desks with chairs (18), computer, printers, scanners and anything else available

A Company in the south of Tenerife require girls to sell flowers for 5 hours a night in all south tourist areas with a possibility of working in their shop during the day. Good rates of pay, basic plus commission. Own transport preferable with petrol reimbursement. Call 634 195 717 or 634 195 718 A qualified chef is required for a busy restaurant in Callao Salvaje. CV and references are essential. Call Adrian or Jayne on 922 743 900 A position is available working in some of Tenerife’s most prestigious hotels and on Catamaran excursions giving tanning advice to guests. English essential and Spanish or Polish an advantage. Contract provided and full training will be given. Call Louise on 620 701 944 or email tfsoffice@suncarecentral.com BritishTelemarketers are required for an established company in Las Americas. They also require English Speaking Russian, German and Scandinavian Telemarketers. Small basic and good commissions paid in cash on a weekly basis. Call 665 546 872 or 922 791 793 Highly motivated British sales people are required to join a successful Marketing office. The position would suit successful reps looking for high earning potential. If you are want a professional position earning up to 30% commission and a basic wage paid weekly call Lee on 608 698 719. The Travel Group require Telemarketing staff to join their very successful team based in Las Chafiras. Excellent rates of pay, commissions and bonuses paid fortnightly with realistic earnings of an average of 500 euros per 2 weeks pay period. A contract will be given after a short trial period. Call 922 736 300 or email travelgroup.admin@gmail.com

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Call Centre Staff Required Selling warranties in Puerto Colon/San Eugenio. 30 hours per week, basic and commission paid. Full training given. Fully legal. Call 646 859 539 or 922 713 590 for an interview. A Waiter and a delivery driver are required for Roy’s Pizza. Applicants must speak Spanish and be over 26 years of age. A contract will be offered. Please call 690 611 693 A Marketing Company in the South of Tenerife urgently require the follow speaking staff; Croatian, Serbian, Slovenian, Polish, Czech, Russian with some spoken English. Basic wage paid, plus commission. Very friendly office environment. Working hours 9.30 to 5pm Monday to Friday. Call Sue between these hours on 922 713 070 or 686 154 066 anytime. A chef or experienced cook is required for a busy bar restaurant. Good rates of pay and contract given. Applicants must be enthusiastic and hard working. For an interview call Surfers Bar on 922 753 037

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PETSWORLD D O G H O T E L Short or long holidays - Spacious kennels - Enclosed play area - 3 walks a day No car, no problem we can pick them up.

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PLUMBING All plumbing works undertaken including boiler replacements, drain clearance, swimming pool pump repair & maintenance. Tel: 680 278 579

RE-UPHOLSTERY

the English Upholsterer

LAWYERS

Sofas, bar seating dining chairs Free quotations & home visits Call Mike at ReStyle

677 806 800

REMOVALS

PATIO DOORS & WINDOWS

REMOVALS UNIVERSAL EXPORTS FOR ALL YOUR REMOVAL SERVICES 922 720 711.

MASSAGE

SECOND-HAND SHOPS

Oaki Massage Course. For full details visit oakimassage.blogspot.com or call Mark on 634 985 961.

MARKETS

ALCALA EVERY MONDAY

VISIT THE PRETTIEST & FRIENDLIEST MARKET IN THE SOUTH

9am - 2pm - Fancy a stall?

ALUMINIUM & PVC

VISIT OUR SHOWROOM in Granadilla! Call for directions

Tel: 922 778 050 Fax 922 778 051 Mobile 696 889 048

Special new secondhand furniture section. Have you got any furniture for sale?

Specialists in security shutters and blinds, locks security glass and grills.

Tel: 922 796 414 or mob 610 464 841

Free no obligation survey & quotation. We speak English & German!

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QUALIFIED FITTERS AND FULL GUARANTEES

BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS! DOWNSTAIRS EVERYTHING NEEDED TO START, ADD, FRESHEN OR JUST REPLACE ANYTHING IN YOUR HOME! July/Aug – Watch out for our GOING, GOING, GONE! items on the TOP OF THE RAMP. BAR:- Tables, chairs & industrial items also in stock.

Open Mon-Fri 10-30-17.30 Los Cristianos, Edf.Rosy, Calle Valle Mendez, opp Police Station near Pet Shop Tel: 618 381 488

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SECURITY

TRAVEL

The Travel Shop

THE BEST CHANCE OF GETTING THE FLIGHT YOU WANT AT A PRICE YOU'LL LIKE. SAVE TIME AND MONEY, ALL THE FLIGHTS UNDER ONE ROOF. SCHEDULE OR CHARTER, "FRILLS" OR "NOFRILLS", ONE WAY OR ROUND TRIP, STARTING IN TENERIFE OR UK. UNRIVALLED EXPERIENCE IN ASSURING THE BEST DEALS. FOR NEARLY 20 YEARS THE Nº 1 IN TENERIFE FOR FLIGHTS TO AND FROM THE UK. SOUTH ON 922 793 718 OR NORTH ON 922 371 422 OR SOUTH AIRPORT ON 649 884 365 OR IN UK ON 0871 717 4308

FOR SALE & WANTED QUALITY SECOND HAND FURNITURE & HOUSEHOLD GOODS

SOFA SALE - FROM 35€ SECONDHAND CENTRE Vina del Mar Hotel Playa de las Américas

OPEN 9am - 7pm Mon - Fri, Sat 10 am - 5pm

SEWING

TEETH WHITENING

SEW & SEW’S - For Clothing Alteration’s. Also stocking good quality used baby/children’s clothes, maternity wear, nursery items, toys, books, curtains etc. I also buy the above. Tel 671 784 608. Email: sue11@tesco.net

Other times by arrangement

Ring Ray on: 922 790 822 or 675 569 804

SPANISH LESSONS Conversational basic Spanish, “one to one” or small groups, home or workplace visits. Experienced language teacher at all levels. Excellent rates. Why not give it a try! Call 649 227 833 or 922 163 270

TAROT READING / ASTROLOGY Professional Psychic, Tarot and Rune reader. Advice about past, present and future financial and personal guidance.. Tel Amy on 657 302 428. International Psychic Tarot Card Reader. Confidential, reliable, caring readings in the privacy of your own home/hotel. Tel : Anna 678 236 803

Mark the Island Astrologer. Financial / business, relationship, health. One hour reading. Specific, accurate, guaranteed. Tel 922 772 422 / 610 089 157.

T-SHIRT PRINTING & EMBROIDERY

TILING

Colin Peel Tiling Specialist For All Your Tiling Needs: Bathrooms, Kitchens & Floors Most Aspects of Building Work Undertaken

Tel: 679 736 409 TRANSLATION

TV & SATELLITE Menny Fix, Satellite TV Tel 922 792 116 Avnd; Antonio Dominguez 18, Edif: MarOLa Local 2, Los Cristianos. EST 1994, Repairs, Maintenance & Sales.

ALADDINS CAVE 922 720 493

SECURITY

WATER TREATMENT TRANSLATION TENERIFE TRANSLATION SERVICES Over 20 years experience. Official Translations, Medical, Conveyancing, Notary, Wills, Utilities, Insurances, Building licences Etc.. Transport available if required. Professionalism & Confidentiality guaranteed.

For these and many more call Tracey on 666 857 991

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