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Guia gearing up for golf? Issue 800
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PLANS for a new golf course in Guia de Isora are still in their infancy, but Mayor Pedro Martin has investors lined up already.
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“The tourism facilities available here in the municipality will be reinforced once the construction of a new course is complete,” said the Mayor this week. He would not be drawn on the location, and admitted the plans
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were still at the draft stage. Yet he spoke of a complex, not just a course, highlighting the strengths of such a venture and stressing that it would benefit the area greatly, adding to the already-successful 18-hole Championship
course at Ritz Carlton’s Abama. The Dave Thomasdesigned Abama course is widely regarded as a great challenge, rambling over 6,271 metres of ever-changing terrain. And it features 22 lakes, linked by Continued on page 3.
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Guia in gear for golf? Continued from front. impressive waterfalls, white-sand bunkers, and 25,000 palm trees. With any new project there are sceptics, and one of the issues with a gleaming green course is water. During last year’s atrocious forest fires here on the Island, affected residents in Vilaflor complained about water shortages because it was “being sent down the hill to feed the golf courses”. But Mayor Martin is keen to point out the new golf course would not deplete existing water resources, and that any additional requirements would be made available from desalinated sea water. Does this mean that the new course will have its very own desalination plant, and is dependent on this infrastructure development? Guia de Isora’s objec-
tive is that a new golf course in the municipality would complement the existing tourist offers and, thus, increase the number of visitors. As to whether accommodation would be part of the new golf venue, he said: “There are a very limited number of hotels that fit the General Management Plan (PGO) and we have only three or four more
areas where they could develop luxury accommodation.” The rumour circulating for many years is that a hotel and golf course would be built on the same road as the existing Abama course: hotel on the sea side, golf course to the right. However, that was dependent on infrastructure elements such as completion of the new
ring road, and the building of an independent desalination plant. Why the issue has arisen again for discussion is not clear, but one can only assume that it’s because the Island is continually improving and promoting itself as a quality, five-star destination with accommodation, flights and activities to boot. Golf is an activity that matches the demographic of Tenerife visitors. The average age of our tourists is 47 and each year, 1.6 million Brits alone flood to the tiny rock in the Atlantic. Over half the visitors enjoy at least one activity while here - and in February alone, 379,726 visitors descended on Tenerife. Unfortunately, a new golf course is not a quick fix to the tourist offer, because the Guia de Isora complex will take at least 3-4 years to build.
Tenerife duo find their voice THE third week of The Voice saw Tenerife’s own Shelley Atkinson and Maxine Jack, as duo Diva, harmonising well on Barbra Streisand and Celine Dion’s duet Tell Him. Singers Shelley from Newcastle and Scot Maxine Jack, who
now also lives in the North East, are best remembered for their time in Tenerife by both winning the Tenerife Entertainment Award for Best Female Singer, Shelley in 2006 and Maxine in 2007. The pair appeared on BBC’s The Voice last weekend and are now part of Team Tom, after selecting Sir Tom Jones as their mentor over the other coaches. After the blind auditions have finished you will be able to see Diva in the next round in the ‘singing battles’, as they aim to progress further in the competition.
BREAKTHROUGH FOR MARATHON BOMBING? INVESTIGATORS handling Monday’s Boston Marathon bombings believe they have made a breakthrough into the massacre, which left three people dead. and more than 170 injured. They have an image of a potential suspect taken from security footage before Monday’s deadly assault. The picture is believed to have come from CCTV video taken before the twin attacks, in what could be the biggest breakthrough in the case. It apparently shows a man carrying and, possibly, dropping a black bag at the second bomb scene on Boylston Street, outside the Forum restaurant, and then walking away. The surveillance video is believed to have been taken at the Lord and Taylor department store, between the sites of the two blasts, which were seconds and about 100
metres apart on the same road. The news came as police said yesterday (Thursday) that no one had been arrested, despite reports in the US media that a suspect was in custody. Those who died were eight-year-old Martin Richard, who was watching with his family at the finish line; restaurant manager Krystle Campbell, 29,
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and Chinese graduate student Lu Lingzi, who was studying at Boston University. American President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle attended an inter-faith service at the Cathedral of the Holy Cross yesterday in Boston. The Associated Press earlier claimed a lawenforcement official had said a detained person was set to appear at
the local federal court. Other media outlets also reported an arrest. But the FBI, together with the US attorney’s office in Boston and the police, disputed that. The Boston Police Department recorded on Twitter: “Despite reports to the contrary, there has not been an arrest in the Marathon attack.” The FBI also said there had been “no arrests
made”, and urged the media to be cautious. Boston City Council president Stephen Murphy, who was 50 yards from one of the explosions, told Sky News the investigation could take a long time. “There were tens of thousands of people out there on Boylston Street, and so much movement, and so much going on - and so much to look at. “And
everybody’s emailing, texting tips, to law enforcement. People are poring over that.” A sequence of photographs taken by a local businessman Ben Thorndike show a man in burned clothes fleeing from the scene immediately after the twin blast. “I was struck by this individual,” he told ABC News. “Everyone else in the photo is on the ground, bent over, holding their ears, appearing to be in shock, immobile. But this one individual is exactly the opposite.” The explosive devices, made from pressure cookers hidden inside duffel bags packed with nails, shards of metal and ball-bearings, were placed on the ground near the Marathon finishing line. Scores of victims are still being treated in hospital, many with serious injuries, and 17 people, one as young as five, were still in a critical condition as we went to press last night.
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CW News In Brief TITSA Teide tourist offer
A COMBINED ticket, including return bus travel and entrance for Mount Teide’s cable car, has been launched by TITSA. It will cost 37 euros for adults, 24 euros for under-14s, and tickets can be purchased on board the number 342 bus (Costa Adeje, Los Cristianos-Teide). The offer is for tourists only because residents can already obtain a discount on the Teide cable car.
El Tanque man still missing
JOSÉ Manuel Rodríguez has been missing from his El Tanque home since Saturday (13th April). A full-scale search of the area by police has now been scaled back, but they are still looking for the 49 year-old forest brigade worker. If anyone has information, please contact the Guardia Civil.
Stabbing leads to arrest
SANTA CRUZ police have arrested a 49-yearold man accused of stabbing a member of his family, as well as stealing several items from a local sports centre. The individual, identified only by his initials PCI, has a long police record for various offences committed over a number of years. Following the arrest, police searched his house and found many items thought to be stolen. He was remanded in custody awaiting a court appearance.
An even biggest buzz!
IN last week’s Canarian Weekly, we carried the story of a derelict house in La Gomera, which had been cordoned off because there was an enormous wasps’ nest inside. The authorities were alerted by neighbours to the seven-metre-long nest, which contains millions of wasps. The nest is unique because of its size, and it is thought that the wasps came to the island from Morocco. It is now believed to be the largest nest of wasps in the world, surpassing the previous record set in Waimaukau, New Zealand, back in April 1963 by one measuring 3.7m long.
Pescanova in hot water
ONE of the largest fishing groups in the world, Pescanova, filed for insolvency on Monday with debts of at least 1.5 billion euros. The Vigo-based company, in Spain’s northwestern Galicia region, employs about 1,000 people locally and 10,000 across the world, who catch, process and package fish on factory ships. One Spaniard punned on Twitter that the company had been doomed from the day it chose its name: “Pesca no va”, or in English, “Fishing isn’t working out.”
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New Tram App METROPOLITANO de Tenerife (MTSA) has activated a new web app, tranviaonline. metrotenerife.com, which allows users access from their phones, in real time, to the tram service information and location offers in the Commercial Area establishments Tram (ZCT) closest to them. Thus, MTSA and ZCT reinforce the proximity and direct communication with its users. Economic Vice President and Minister of Economy and Competitiveness, Carlos Alonso introduced this new application via Twitter, for nearly an hour responding to followers interested in the new tool.
Alonso answered some of the questions raised through the applica-
tion tranviaonline.metrotenerife.com, which is free and fully acces-
sible for people with visual and hearing impairments. Through it, you can see real-time information in the panels located at the 25 stops, locating outstanding trams and shops closest to the user. During the first 30 minutes of launch, the statistics confirmed more than 300 users with over 2000 unique hits. Metropolitan continues to promote new technologies in order to enhance contact with the passenger / citizen. In the last survey of Tenerife Tram customers, in the second half of 2012 reflected that 63% of users belong to a social network, 60% of respondents claim to have smartphone.
Dentibus in Las Galletas THE Dentibus is equipped as a dental clinic, by the Spanish Dental Foundation, and provides free oral examinations.
free oral examinations and counselling on oral hygiene. The dental clinic is made possible through the sponsorship of collaborators Oral
B, Trident and Alsa and the councils of the municipalities visited. This very special bus “will park”, this morning, in the CEIP La
Estrella, to meet young students of this centre, then between 4-8pm, the Dentibus open its doors to the public in Las Galletas.
The College of Dentists of Santa Cruz de Tenerife organises the visit of this particular vehicle, which will be located today (Friday) and tomorrow morning in the Plaza de la Calle Villamar. It’s a real dental clinic on wheels, with a team of dentists conducting
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Spanish PM meets pope MARIANO Rajoy travelled to Rome for a meeting with Pope Francis, the first audience granted to a European Head of Government. At the meeting, the Spanish Prime Minister congratulated the Pope on his election as the first ever Latin American Pope and the first Jesuit, whose order has close ties to Spain. He reiterated the open and permanent invitation offered by the Prince of Asturias, on behalf of the King of Spain, to visit Spain as soon as possible. The President of the
The César Manrique Maritime Park will host from today, Friday, until Sunday the sixth edition of the Used Vehicle Fair organized by the Development
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800 AND RISING... Government and the Pope discussed bilateral affairs between the two States, with Mariano Rajoy expressing Spain’s complete willingness to consolidate relations between Spain and the Holy See within
the framework of current agreements and to collaborate on international affairs related to peace, development, human rights and social cohesion, especially in Latin America. The President of the
Government took the privileged opportunity to thank the Holy Father for the social and educational work carried out by the Church in Spain, which is especially important in times of crisis.
AVIS VI Used Car Fair MORE than 300 cars will be exhibited at the sixth edition of the fair which will run until Sunday
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Corporation of the City of Santa Cruz de Tenerife, Canary Regional Federation of Employers Importers and Dealers Automobiles (FREDICA) and AVIS. 300 Canarian Avis vehicles Volkswagen, Volkswagen Commercial, ŠKODA, Citroen and Audi among others from the islands of Gran Canaria and Tenerife will
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be on show from Friday 17:00, and you can also visit Saturday and Sunday from 10:00 to 19:00 hours. Visitors will receive details of the models on display and will be advised by the sales team of Volkswagen Canarias. So cars like the Volkswagen Polo and Golf or Caddy vans like, begin at 5,990, 7,990 and
7,790 euros, respectively. For its part, the ŠKODA Fabia, one of the most popular models of the brand, also begin at 4,790 euros. Similarly, the German brand Audi will present a wide variety of models, including the A3 from 13,990 euros. Entrance is free and visitors will find a wide range of models available.
THIS week we have reached the monumental milestone of our 800th edition, which is a mighty fine achievement.
The Canarian Weekly was established way back in 1997; a momentous year for many reasons, including a landslide General Election victory for the Labour Party under Tony Blair, and the death of Diana, Princess of Wales. On a lighter note, it was the same year that the children’s TV programme Teletubbies first aired, and the same year that a new-style of 50p coin was introduced in Britain. The Canarian Weekly or the ‘Canarian’ as we affectionately term it here in the office, is produced every week for both residents and tourists alike. Our circulation is independently audited
and covers the majority of the south of the island. We have over 300 delivery points and print thousands of copies every week. I appreciate at times, especially during the winter months, that copies of the Canarian become difficult to obtain because of the influx of swallows, and the popularity of the television guide. That’s why the Canarian is available in other formats. The stories are added to our website www.canarianweekly. com and it’s available to read electronically on the issuu platform www. issuu.com/canarianweekly - where you can actually turn the electronic page. Plus, we add more immediate news on to our social media - Facebook and Twitter - so why not follow us? www.facebook.com/canarianweekly or @canarianweekly. Until next week…
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What's On Guia de Isora Tapas Route
Until 21st April for 2.50 euros you can get a tapa, and a drink at 27 participating venues throughout the municipality of Guia de Isora. Get your special loyalty card stamped and once you have ten stamps, submit it into a draw for a prize. See website for more details www.guiadeisora.org
Astronomical Nights
Saturday 18TH April From 21.00 The Museum of Science and Space hosts a new edition aimed at adults. The programme will be developed comprising observing the sky through a telescope with CCD camera, displaying the seas, craters and mountains of the moon and planets, Saturn with its rings and Jupiter with its satellites. More information call 922 315 265
Book Fair Adeje
The 11th Book Fair is taking place in Adeje this weekend in La Plaza César Manrique. The fair also has a number of cultural activities included more information is available from www.adeje.es
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Two fashion shows will be held on 19th and 20th April 2013 in the The Esplanade of La Casa del Mar in Los Cristianos. On Friday, April 19 beginning at 21:00 h. On Saturday 20th there will be two shows, one from 18:00 h and again from 21:00 h.
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English Time is a time for everyone IN its first six months on air English Time, which is broadcast twice weekly on Radio Sur Adeje, 107.9fm, from 1 to 1.30, has established itself as an informative and welcome part of the ex-pat day.
The Adeje mayor said he was “very happy with the way the programme has developed and its success, particularly as we have noticed that it’s not just foreign residents who are listening, but a lot of Spanish residents are also tuning into English Time and using the programme to help improve their English”. According to presenter Clio O’Flynn, an Irish woman resident in the Adeje village of Callao Salvaje, it has been a fascinating, challenging and rewarding first six months. “The programme has already established some excellent regular contributors, as well as inputs from journalists based here, Spanish, British and Irish, freelance and staff from national and local publications such as Island Connections Canarian Weekly and Diario de Avisos, and I am always delighted to welcome the local talent onto the programme”. The British and Irish Consuls Steve Jones and Ward Woods, as well as Embassy staff have also appeared on the programme, as has the Irish Ambassador to Spain Mr Justin Harman, on the eve of Ireland’s accession to the presidency of the EU. Tenerife’s Cabildo president Ricardo Melchior was also one of the many welcome guests. However the programme is very focused on news and views from Adeje and South Tenerife, and members of the Adeje council are regular contributors, in English, to the programme, as are mem-
bers of other neighbouring councils and the Tenerife Cabildo. The programme, in line with the policy of Radio Sur Adeje, sees itself very much as a public service provider, and in recent weeks devoted time to bringing listeners information on making tax returns, the new legislation covering the declaration of overseas assets, local and insular assistance during strikes or weather disruptions as well as clarifying issues such as driving licence renewal and most recently confusion over a by law regarding laundry and barbecues on balconies. English Time is continuing to grow and develop and there is also now a blog, Adeje English Time (http:// englishtimeadeje. com/) and a facebook page where people can interact with the programme in English. The programme is also beginning a series that will focus on new businesses in Adeje, particulary those that are linked to the development of tourism and involve ex-pats. The programme also depends greatly upon the advice and help of the Adeje council team and the Radio Sur Adeje personnel. “I have been made feel extremely welcome and helped in every possible way during these first six months by the team”, said Clio O’Flynn.
If you would like to contact English Time please ‘like’ the Facebook page, visit the blog, or listen to the
programme on Mondays and Thursdays, on Radio Sur Adeje, 107.9fm and get in touch.
Artisan cheese and wine show THE municipality of Granadilla is to hold its first exhibition of Artisan cheese and wine from the local area.
Organised through the Agency for Employment and Local Development the event takes place on Saturday 20th
April 2013, between 11am – 2pm at the Farmer’s Market in San Isidro. Those working together to make the day a success include the Tenerife Cabildo, Artisan cheese-makers and the Control Board of Wine for Abona. There will be cheese and wine tasting and you will also be able to buy the items.
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Thomas Cook’s Excellent hotels TOUR operators Thomas Cook held their 2012 Award of Excellence ceremony in Tenerife on Tuesday - and 13 hotels from more than 70 properties they use on the Island made the honours list. The annual event was held at the Hotel Vulcano, part of the Spring Hoteles group, and representatives from the hotels went along to receive their awards, They were chosen from the results of the Customer Satisfaction Questionnaire, at the end of their holidays, which included these factors: no over-bookings; advice of building works well in advance: customer-complaint ratio target being met. The following hotels, including the Vulcano, gained the awards: Iberostar Las Dalias, Iberostar Gran Anthe-
lia, Isabel Family Hotel, Jardines de Navario, Bahia Principe Tenerife, Bahia Principe Costa Adeje, Conquistador, Catalonia Oro Negro, Noellia Sur and the San Blas Resort, as well as the Casablanco Apartments, the only
property chosen from Puerto de la Cruz. The event was hosted by the Thomas Cook Team, led by Group Destination Manager Martin Milner, who thanked everyone for coming and congratulated them on their Excellence awards.
(Left) Jo Robinson, International Sales Manager� for Spring Hoteles, and Martin Milner, Group Destination Manager, Thomas Cook.
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New Gatwick to Tenerife South routes Operation Kilo THIS weekend Tenerife Food Bank has organised Operation Kilo on Friday 19th and th Saturday 20 April in six Mercadona supermarkets on the island of Tenerife. Food Bank explained that the objective of the initiative is to address the needs of the most disadvantaged and socially excluded in society. As an example of this concern, Mercadona
and Bancoteide have signed an annual agreement by which the supermarket chain will donated 10 tons of food for this cause. In each designated Mercadona supermarket there will be a ‘ Food Bank Table ‘ where volunteers will be collecting the food you donate. Subsequently, the Food Bank will be responsible in Tenerife for distributing it among
organisations with which it collaborates. There are six centers participating in this joint operation, here in the south they include: Mercadona, Las Chafiras, San Miguel de Abona, and Mercadona, Gran Sur Shopping Centre (Fanabe) Adeje. The collection schedule will be the same for all stores, which coincides with the opening hours (09.15 to 21.15 hours).
NORWEGIAN Air Shuttle, a Norway-based low-cost air carrier, is launching 12 new routes this month, centred on UK’s Gatwick airport.
The new routes are in an attempt to take on existing low-cost operators with substantial UK operations such as Ryanair, easyJet and Thomson. Founded in 1993, Norwegian is now considered to be the second largest airline in Scandinavia. The Nordic carrier intends to take advantage of the British summer holiday trade by operating routes
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to southern Europe and the Adriatic. Three of its aircraft will be permanently based at Gatwick with the intention of guaranteeing regular services with quick turnaround times. The destinations that the Norwegian Air Shuttle will serve from Gatwick include the three main Canary Islands, Tenerife (Tenerife South), Lanzarote and Gran Canaria; Mallorca in the Balearics; the Spanish Cities of Malaga, Alicante and Barcelona; Faro on Portugal’s Algarve; the cities of Dubrovnik and Split in Croatia; Italy’s capital, Rome; Nice on the French Riviera; and Tromso in Norway’s far north. Norwegian Air’s com-
mitment to Gatwick has grown steadily in recent years, from 198 flights in 2009 to 320 flights by this coming summer with the inclusion of the new routes. Norwegian’s CEO, Bjorn Kjos, was reported in the Daily Mail, saying, ‘We are very happy with the relationship we have had with Gatwick since we moved all our London routes to the airport. By establishing a base in London, Norwegian will be positioned to meet future competition on short-haul routes within Europe.’ Their website also boasts wi-fi available on some flights and low cost fares. More information is available from: www. norwegian.com
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Throwaway food for thought...
A bone-disease drug is taken off the market A DRUG used to treat the crippling bone degeneration disease osteoporosis has been withdrawn from the Spanish market.
Spanish health authorities fear that one of the ingredients may be associated with bonetumour formation. The Spanish Medication and Health Products Agency (AEMPS) says nasal sprays containing Calcitonin have been removed from
shelves, and information about similar drugs prescribed for injecting is being updated.. Clinical trials have revealed that there may be a link between Calcitonin and a higher risk of cancerous tumours. The AEMPS has ordered doctors to cease prescribing, and for pharmacies to stop dispensing any medication containing the ingredient for now. Anyone taking Calcitonin preparations as injections are advised to do using the minimum effective dose - and for very short periods only.
CANARIES TO FACE CALIMA THERE is enough food thrown away in Spanish households to fill the country’s food banks 80 times over.
And some 50% of all foodstuffs produced in the EU ends up being binned, whether or not it has gone off. These shocking statistics come from the Spanish Federation of Food Banks, which also reveals that altogether, eight million tonnes of food - nearly one tonne per two people - are thrown away in
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Spain every year. The Federation is calling for changes to reduce this devastating waste in a country where millions are unable to feed themselves or their families. That’s because of the horrendous job losses suffered in recent years, and they are forced to rely on hand-outs from the Red Cross, Cáritas, or soup kitchens. The Federation also says “use-by” and “sell-by” simply aren’t realistic, and that better explanations should be given, since many people throw food away fearing it has gone off.
In fact, it is usually perfectly safe to eat, with no reduction to the flavour or nutritional content. Use-by dates were recently removed from yoghurts on the basis that they did not expire, while pasta, rice and other foodstuffs never really go off, according to nutrition experts. The Federation says supermarkets should be encouraged to put aside a certain amount of their food every week - not just their surplus - to ensure food banks are full of healthy, nutritious produce.
Federation officials point out that food is not just about filling the stomach, but about intellectual development, physical health and strengthening defences against illness. But as most food in food banks is nonperishable, it means people who rely on these as the only way of surviving do not get any fruit, vegetables or other vitamin-rich produce. That means, tragically, that they are likely to suffer from ill-health, particularly in the long run.
AEMET, The Canary Islands’ Metrological Office has issued a warning that islanders will be subjected to a Calima this weekend.
A Calima is a mass of fine dust and sand, usually accompanied by scorching temperatures; on this occasion it will be carried on a strong easterly wind
from the Western Sahara. The whole of the Canaries will be affected, some islands worse than others as temperatures rise to 34 C, with Saturday being the worst day with the mercury rising to 37 C in Tenerife. Saturday sees a weather warning of an orange alert in place due to the heat. Air quality will also be poor due to the sand, however, conditions are set to improve on Monday.
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The big freeze FAREWELL chills UK sales BARONESS
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LAST month’s appalling weather in Britain led to 0.7% fall in overall retail sales.
It was the coldest March since 1962 and put shoppers off from hunting down spring ranges, resulting in sales being 0.5% lower on the year, according to the Office for National Statistics (ONS). Despite the early Easter holiday, nonfood sales tumbled by 4%, a figure partly offset by the biggest rise since March 2009 in non-store retailing, which includes online shopping. Online sales accounted for 10.4% of all spending, compared with 8.8% a year earlier. That suggested that consumers preferred to stay indoors in the warm, and carried out essential food shopping only. But while the British Retail Consortium
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BRITAIN saluted a renowned but divisive Prime Minister as Margaret Thatcher was laid to rest on Wednesday.
found 3.7% annual growth in the value of retail sales, the ONS measured it at just 0.1%. And Debenhams blamed the January snow for a 5.4% dip in profits in its first half. Britain’s secondbiggest department store group forecast a better second half of the year after making a pretax profit of £120.3m in the 26 weeks to 2nd March. Chief executive Michael Sharp said: “We expect to make further progress in the second half, despite consumer
sentiment remaining weak, and challenging market conditions.” Many retailers have found trading tough as consumers, whose spending generates about two-thirds of gross domestic product (GDP), continue to face a squeeze on incomes, with record household energy prices and other higher costs. Last year’s soggy summer, followed by the bitterly-cold winter, also curtailed sales, though most economists are tipping the UK to avoid a triple-dip recession.
The former Tory leader, now a baroness, was given a ceremonial funeral at St Paul’s Cathedral, with a 2,300-plus congregation featuring political allies, past and present, and enemies, as well as some household celebrities. The biggest “celeb” of all was, of course, The Queen, whose presence effectively raised the occasion to a state event. She was joined by dignitaries from around the world, and all Lady Thatcher’s successors. It was the first time the monarch had attended the funeral service of a former prime minister since Sir Winston Churchill’s state ceremony in 1965. The UK’s first and only female prime minister was given full military honours, her coffin brought to St Paul’s on a gun carriage drawn, by six black horses. Security across the capital was tight, but there were far smaller crowds than expected. Despite talk of major protests and disruptions to the event, no arrests were made in London during the morning, although many onlookers were furious that taxpayers were paying most of the estimated £10m funeral bill. Inside the famous church, tributes were paid to the once- formidable, 87-year-old former premier. They were led by the former politician’s children, twins Mark and Carol, and her two grandchildren, Michael and Amanda. Sitting a few rows behind them, among current politicians, was Chancellor George Osborne, who had tears running down his face at one stage. Also in attendance were more than 30
members of the Iron Lady’s cabinets, including Lord Heseltine and Lord Howe, who played a key role in her downfall. Alongside them were dignitaries from around 170 countries, including two heads of state and 11 serving prime ministers. Curiously, no one came from the White House, although former US vice-president Dick Cheney and exsecretary of state Henry Kissinger attended in a private capacity. More than 50 guests were associated with the Falklands, especially Simon Weston, the conflict’s best-known veteran. Characters from the entertainment world included Sir Terry Wogan, Jeremy Clarkson, Katherine Jenkins, Joan Collins and Lord LloydWebber. The main service was conducted with more pomp and ceremony than any funeral seen in London since the death of the Queen Mother in 2002. Lady Thatcher had planned it to the last detail some years ago and, at her express wish, her granddaughter Amanda read the first lesson. David Cameron read from the Gospel while the Bishop of London gave an address which deliberately steered clear of mentioning her political legacy. He said: “The storm of conflicting opinions centres on the Mrs Thatcher, who became a symbolic figure - even an ‘ism’. “Today, the remains of the real Margaret Hilda Thatcher are here at her
funeral service. Lying here, she is one of us, subject to the common destiny of all human beings.” He continued: “Parliament held a frank debate last week - but here and today is neither the time nor the place.” Music by British composers was played at the beginning and end of the service, and the hymns reflected aspects of Lady Thatcher’s life. They included He Who Would Valiant Be, Love Divine All Loves Excelling to mark the influence of her Methodist upbringing, and I Vow To Thee My Country because of her love for the nation. At the end, the Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, gave the blessing before the coffin was removed by bearers from units linked to the Falklands War. The waiting crowd gave three cheers as it emerged, after which the Queen and Duke of Edinburgh joined Lady Thatcher’s family on the Cathedral steps. The ceremony followed a sombre procession through central London, which was on lockdown with 4,000 police officers on duty in case of any unrest. Many among those lining the streets appeared to be Thatcher supporters, although others booed or performed a silent protest as the coffin passed. The honours had started at dawn with the lowering of flags over government buildings all around the country, where they remained until dusk.
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Star Wars in frame again Toddler’s STAR WARS is set to take over the universe well, the film industry at least!
The new Star Wars pictures will be released every summer from 2015 to 2019, according to Disney, which now owns the rights. Three new films in the franchise will alternate with two standalone spin-offs, set in the same universe as the series. The release schedule was revealed by Disney chairman Alan Horn at the film convention CinemaCon in Las Vegas. JJ Abrams, who created Lost, has already been named as director of episode seven - to be released in two years, with Toy Story 3 writer Michael Arndt prepar-
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ing the script. Disney is injecting new life into the lucrative series after buying Lucasfilm last year for £2.7bn. Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher, who starred in the original films, are set to reprise their iconic roles as Han Solo, Luke Skywalker and Prince Leia. The actors, and creator George Lucas, have spoken cautiously about their involvement, although Disney has yet to give official confirmation. The spin-off films, lined up for 2016 and 2018, will feature some of the lesser characters or explore the back story of the major ones. Lawrence Kasdan, who wrote The Empire Strikes Back, is involved with the scripts.
Chinese tragedy A BRITISH toddler died on Monday evening when a folding screen fell on him in a restaurant in China,
The three-year-old boy, who has not been named, was hit on the head at the Kervan Turkish restaurant in Shanghai. He had been playing near a wooden screen used to separate diners and the restaurant
owner’s wife told the China Daily: “The boy tumbled down. “He tried to get up by pulling the screen, but it fell and hit him. It happened about four metres from us.” A Foreign Office spokesman said: “We can confirm the death of a British national on 15th April. “The British Consulate General is in contact with the family and providing consular assistance.”
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Brit coach driver is dead and four are badly hurt A BRITISH coach driver died and at least four passengers were seriously injured following a crash in the French Alps on Tuesday.
No more Black magic from a wonder horse AUSTRALIAN super-horse Black Caviar is being retired after winning a record 25 consecutive races.
The legendary, sevenyear-old mare is widely regarded as the world’s best sprinter. She has thrilled all race-goers Down Under, and last year she even starred at Royal Ascot, winning the Diamond Jubilee Stakes. Now, though, her owners and trainer have decided her racing career should end, to the disappointment of Black Caviar’s worldwide admirers.
Trainer Peter Moody said on Wednesday: “I’ve had a long chat with the owners in the last couple of days and this afternoon, we decided 25 was a great number. “Collectively, we have decided the mare’s in great shape and that it is the right time to call it a day.” He added: “She brought interest to our sport that hasn’t been there for decades - Black Caviars don’t come along every day.” The horse, nicknamed the Wonder from Down Under, became a huge celebrity in her home
country, boasting her own range of merchandise, She even had a Facebook page and fan club. Whenever she raced, tickets sold out, while punters waved Black Caviar flags and dressed in her jockey’s colours of salmon with black spots. She won her final race in Sydney last weekend and will now begin a lucrative breeding career, with her foals potentially worth millions of pounds. Last week, her halfbrother sold at auction for £3.3m, which was a whopping £1.3m above estimates.
The mare will parade at Melbourne’s famous Caulfield racetrack tomorrow (Saturday) to bid farewell to the public. Trainer Moody said: “We thought long and hard about racing on for another season. We thought about Royal Ascot, we thought about Brisbane and we thought about Adelaide. But we believe she has done everything we’ve asked her to do. She couldn’t possibly have done any more.” Peter Werrett, Black Caviar’s main owner, said simply: “She’s told Peter, and Peter’s told us.”
It also left 24 other passengers needing hospital treatment after the coach, ferrying staff back to Britain following the end of the ski season, veered off the road near Alpe d’Huez and burst into flames. The remaining 22 passengers and second driver were unharmed, with many escaping the burning wreckage by jumping from windows. It was suggested by a local police spokesman that the vehicle may have had problems with its brakes. The UK travel organisation Abta said the Britons had been working for a Brighton-based ski company in that area and other resorts in the French Alps. The police spokesman added: “The driver seems
to have lost control on a steep bend in the road and his vehicle crashed into rocks. Some passengers escaped by jumping out the windows.” A Skibound spokesman said: ”Twenty-nine passengers were taken to hospitals in the area, four of whom are being treated for more serious injuries. “The other 22 passengers have escaped injury and are now with police and counsellors in a local hotel.” He added: “Our thoughts are with those who have been involved in the accident and their relatives. “The names of any injured parties will not be released until all next of kin have been notified.” .A Foreign Office spokesman said: “We are aware of the tragic incident involving British nationals in the Isere region of southern France. “We are in touch with the local authorities and are providing consular assistance.” The route, which has formed part of the Tour de France cycle race in the past, is infamous for its treacherous hairpin bends.
Yellow peril won’t affect cars IT beggars belief! Council workers in Swindon have painted double yellow lines either side of an alleyway just 1.4m wide. It is hardly wide enough for two people to walk down side by side, never mind a car being parked there. The alley, near the town centre, was painted last week when other roads in the area were also having double yel-
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lows put down. Local resident Liz Adams said: “Only Swindon could do such things. I’m not sure how one is supposed to park along here in a car. It’s just wide enough for me to stand here. “I think it’s just really, really funny. It’s absurd. It’ll be a shame if the council rectify it, but I think they will now.” It seems that the workmen laying down
the lines were following their instructions to the letter and did not feel drivers would not try to park there. Local businessman Ray Mudhar told the Swindon Advertiser: “It’s one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen. When me and my mate saw it, we just laughed our heads off. It’s a waste of time, waste of money and waste of material. “The only thing you
could get down there would be a bike - and noone is going to leave a bike parked up there.” A Swindon Borough Council spokesman said: “Local residents have asked us to deal with illegal parking in alleyways. “But it seems that our contractors forgot just how big cars actually are when they painted this one. We will be taking it up with them.”
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Northern Soul Sensation
LAST Wednesday Northern Soul took over the El Rancho in Palm Mar and had a simply sensational 6 hours. The rustic venue was full to capacity with the crowd that had flown from all over the globe to attend enjoying the musical delights of Soul Sensation, Ronnie Canada, Michael J Grant and Diddy’s Ska show. Organiser Stefan told Canarian Weekly, “we had a brilliant day; over 400 people were there, at eight o’clock they didn’t want to leave. This is our third annual event and it was just massive.” We asked him what the highlight of the day was, he said, “There was a standing ovation for the event, it was just a wonderful, wonderful day.” Don’t forget until the April Northern 25th Soul are still losing themselves in the music everyday and night at the Soul Lodge, The Square, Pueblo Canario. Roll on next year.
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Minimum wage increases are a boost for youngsters BRITISH workers will receive an increase in their wages from October following the minimum hourly rate being upped by the Government. The national minimum wage for adults will go up by 12p an hour, while youngsters aged 1820 will get a 5p rise to £5.03, and those aged 16-17 will pocket an extra 4p for an hourly rate of £3.72. Ministers rejected a recommendation from the Low Pay Commission that the rate for apprentices should be frozen, announcing a 3p increase for them to £2.68 an hour. Business Secretary Vince Cable said: “The independent Low Pay Commission plays a crucial role in advising the Government when set-
ting the national minimum wage every year. “It balances wages of low-paid workers against employment prospects if the rate was set too high. “We are accepting its recommendations for the adult and youth rate increases, which I am confident strikes this balance. “However, there is worrying evidence that a significant number of
employers are not paying apprentices the relevant minimum wage rate.” He added: “Apprenticeships are at the heart of our goal to support a stronger economy, and so it is important to continue to make them attractive to young people. “We are working on a series of tough new measures to ensure we tackle non-compli-
ance issues across the board.” Tim Thomas, of manufacturers’ organisation EEF, said it meant “a delicate balance between the need for an element of pay progression and the limitations employers face in accommodating pay rises”. He added: “The modest increase in the apprenticeship rate is unlikely to affect appren-
ticeship recruitment negatively. “Of much greater importance is the raising of apprenticeships standards, better information and advice to students, and ensuring that apprenticeships are truly employer-led and employer-driven.” Frances O’Grady, the TUC general secretary, said: “Boosting the incomes of the low paid goes straight into the
economy, and wage-led growth must be part of the recovery. “So we would have liked to have seen minimum wage rates go up further - even if the Government has rightly rejected calls for a freeze. “But we are pleased that ministers have increased the apprenticeship rate. This sends a positive signal about the importance of apprentices. “We will continue to press ministers for more action to ensure the minimum wage is properly enforced - particularly for apprentices where there is considerable evidence that many miss out.” “He added forcibly: “It is time to get tough with wage-cheat employers who break this law. We will continue to urge the many employers who can afford it to implement a full living wage for their staff.”
Backache? Here’s an injection of hope AN injection of bone marrow into the spine offers hope to millions left in daily agony through backache. And the breakthrough could also boost the economy by saving more than £12billion a year lost by workers taking days off sick. Four out of five people in Britain will suffer debilitating back pain at some point in heir lives, and an estimated three million every year consult their doctors. Possible treatments include painkillers, muscle relaxants, steroid injections, physiotherapy, surgery or simple bed rest. But most are designed to control symptoms only. Now, however, an experimental study has suggested that bonemarrow grafts into the spine could the answer. Dr Donald Meyer, of the Columbia Interventional Pain Centre in
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Missouri, said: “Our results are encouraging. “Currently, when conservative treatment fails, therapeutic options are limited for individuals with back pain through disc degeneration. “Many resort to disc surgery or spinal fusion - with mediocre results. Our goal is to help develop a safe, natural method to boost the body’s own capacity to heal disc pain.” Arthritis Research UK said the study looked promising. “Low back pain, associated with intervertebral disc degeneration, is a painful and debilitating disorder costing the UK economy over £12billion a year,” said a spokeswoman. “Although many types of surgery are available for selected patients, current treatments for lower back pain remain inadequate, with patients continuing to suf-
fer pain and immobilisation. “The study shows that this type of novel treatment, using bonemarrow grafts may be effective in certain patients.” The US researchers found that the type of bio-cellular grafts used increasingly by surgeons to repair damaged tissue may be useful for treating lower back pain. Some patients, though not all, reported complete relief, members at the annual meeting of the American Academy of Pain Medicine were told. The procedure involved injecting a concentrated form of bonemarrow liquid into lumbar discs. These are small cushions of tissue between the bones in the spine that work like shock absorbers. They are prone to wear and tear, and can slip out of place, pressing on nerves.
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Huge scandal of the UK’s neglected kids Paper mill goes up in flames AROUND 100 firefighters were involved in a twoday blaze at a Birmingham paper mill this week. It started just after 10pm on Wednesday night at the Smurfit Kappa plant, which covers seven acres of bales in the Nechells area. More than 15 fire crews were involved, and some 10,000 tons of recycled cardboard bales were said to be affected. People living nearby, close to the M6 motorway, were urged to stay indoors, keeping windows and doors shut, although the material burning
is thought to be nontoxic. A spokesman for the West Midlands Fire Service tweeted: “Fire is contained to storage area, high winds are hampering fire fighting, however crews and other agencies are working extremely hard to bring blaze under control.” West Midlands Police said there had been no reported injuries. But they advised people to avoid the area if possible because the emergency services were at the scene continuously. A police helicopter checked overnight for signs of the fire spreading to other parts of the industrial estate in which the plant is sited.
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ONE of the largest children’s charities in the UK has warned that more than 500,000 kids are being abused at home.
Yet their local authorities are unable to protect them, according to the National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children (NSPCC). The hidden extent of child abuse and neglect revealed in a new survey carried out by the NSPCC is “a national scandal”. Just one in nine abused youngsters is protected by the authorities, while the rest of them slip through the net. The charity agrees that protection services are improving, but it stresses that they will only ever reach a fraction of the abused children.
The scale of the problem is a major discovery in the UK’s first national childabuse tracker How Safe Are Our Children, launched by the charity. Lisa Harker, NSPCC head of strategy and one of the report’s authors, said: “As a nation, we spend more than £6 billion every year on services for children and families. “We need to know if our efforts to prevent abuse and protect children are working. “Child-protection ser-
vices are working in overdrive, and our report shows the UK is making progress in some areas. But the hidden extent of child abuse and neglect revealed in this report is a national scandal. “Since Baby Peter, social workers and other professionals are working harder and harder to reduce the harm caused by abuse and neglect. “They are taking more referrals, making more assessments, providing more services and putting more children
in care. “When we discover abuse, we must do everything we can to protect children from further harm and help them recover. “But it’s vital to prevent abuse from happening to so many children in the first place. “We need to shift policy across the UK towards early intervention - and set a new course that can stop cruelty blighting so many children’s lives.” The report reveals that for every child subject to a protection plan, or on child protection registers, another eight have suffered recent maltreatment. The NSPCC estimates that 520,000 children were maltreated by a parent or guardian in the UK in 2011, but only 58,000 became the subject of childprotection plans in that year.
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Relief for tragic Linda Sue AN 11-year-old dog called Linda Sue had lived almost all her life alone, in an empty property with a garden near Santa Cruz.
Her only human contact was with a kind neighbour, who fed her daily for 10 years. But the poor dog had a mammary tumour, which had grown over the past year to enormous proportions until it hung like a rugby ball from her lower abdomen.
The Sano y Asalvo association were alerted, but had two problems: how to finance an urgent operation, and where to put her afterwards. As we had 1,104 euros in the pot from the sponsored half-marathon, we agreed to help with the former, while Alice and Mark, from Poochies Pet Hotel, offered a place to recuperate. With everything in place, Sano y Asalvo rescued her from the empty property and she was taken to Hospivet Sur in Las Chafiras.
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We all agreed that she was the saddest-looking dog we had ever seen - nobody’s dog for almost all her solitary life. Her initial blood tests, paid for by Sano y Asalvo, were actually not too bad, and heartworm negative, which was a huge bonus. However, subsequent X-rays revealed a deeper problem: secondary tumours in the lungs, and a worry that she would not survive the operation to
remove the mammary tumour. We arranged a second opinion, just to be 100% sure. All vets agreed that Linda Sue had only 3-6 months to live. Although the news was devastating, all of us felt that to improve the quality of her last months, the tumour should be removed. Had she died on the operating table then, nothing ventured, nothing gained, and at least something had been done for her.
So last week, the operation was carried out at Hospivet Sur, and the horrendous 850gm tumour was cut away. She came round and, since then, has continued to improve. Lylyam and Nazaret, from Sano y Asalvo, have fallen in love with her and are going to take her back to Santa Cruz to care for her, so Poochies Pet Hotel wasn’t needed in the end, although we are grateful for the offer. As you will see from the before and after photos, already she looks like a different
dog and the 214 euros we paid for her surgery was worth every cent, just to make her last few months as pleasant as can be. She deserves that after a lifetime of neglect. Some things are priceless, and we at Live Arico PAWS feel privileged to have been able to help. Sano y Asalvo are using a photo of the removed tumour as part of a campaign to highlight the importance of sterilisation as a means of reducing the risk of mammary tumours in female dogs.
Making a real Dogs’ Dinner of it! IT is our 20th anniversary this year and, to celebrate, we are holding a “Dogs’ Dinner” on Saturday, 14th September at El Rancho, Palm Mar.
Tickets are 20 euros and will be on sale from st 1 June. There will be an Auction, Tombola and Raffle and it all begins at 7.30pm, with dancing
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till late. Entertainers are presently being booked, so watch this space. Raffle prizes and bottles for the Tombola would be most welcome, and they can be left at the kennels. Before then, however, we have a joint fundraiser with Cats Welfare & LA/Paws next Sunday (28th April) from 4pm at Our Place, Costa del Silencio. Aidy Evans will be hosting the event,
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with the following acts already confirmed: Suzy Q, Alfie B, Vicki Denton, Steve Delsey, Storm duo and Nick Page. Mikey, from K9, will be holding a Fun Quiz. and there will be raffle prizes galore, as well as the Tombola. Come and join in the fun and help the abandoned cats and dogs of Tenerife.
Visitors to all our functions are always invited to bring along a treat - biscuits, tins of meat or rice or pasta - for our fourlegged friends at the kennels. More information from k9mikey@gmail. com www.k9tenerife. com or info@k9tenerife. com Car Boot Sales Sports Centre Car Park (Los Gigantes) on last Sunday of each month, from 9ammidday. This is now bigger and better, with a huge variety of bargains for sale. There’s also an organic veg stall. Donations of bric-abrac, books, clothing, shoes, handbags, bedding, towels and any unwanted items most welcome. Please contact any numbers or
leave donations at the K9 kennels. Thanks. Happy Days (Silencio) has been postponed until Sunday, 1st September. 9am start. Outside Callao Spirit (Callao Salvaje) on 2nd Saturday of each month has also been called off until 14th September. Market Stalls Alcala, every Monday, and Torviscas (books only), Thursdays. 8am2pm. K9 Charity Shop (Alcala Plaza). Open daily except Sunday 10am-2pm. Donations of any saleable goods are most welcome. Further info from Kenny (686 141 003) or Muriel (646 561 035) as we are now able to collect larger items. We are presently seeking volunteers to assist at our Alcala outlets. Please can you help for a few hours each week? If so,
please call at the shop or market and have a chat. K9 Kennels (Tel: 667 638 468) Open to the public every weekday from11am-2pm. Sat & Sun, closes 1.30pm when possible. Dog-walkers are welcome any day from 9am. Please have sensible footwear, a drink, and please respect the advice given about any individual dog. The Cattery would also like help for two hours a day. Contact Kennels if interested. Fund-raising: K9 receives no official funding and relies totally on the generosity of the general public. If you are able to arrange an event in support of K9, it will be really appreciated. Please contact any of the telephone numbers or emails listed for further information.
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Helping hand for Sebastian the lifeguard THE plight of the Arona lifeguards - in dispute with the local council for several months - has been in the public eye recently.
MORE than 200 dogs have been brought into the refuge by Protection Civil since 1st January, so it’s very important that we continually try to re home as many animals as possible. In the last week, we’ve been fortunate to rehome two gorgeous pets with English families in just one day. Our first happy dog is the newly-named Rico. His new owners, Trevor and Rosie Bull, joined us on our first Fun Dog Walk and fell in love with him . They visited the refuge and walked Rico a few times before finally taking him home last week. Trevor and Rose have already been in touch to say that he is really happy and settling into his new life. We look forward to
It was suggested to Steve Sands, of Live Arico PAWS, that maybe they could donate some dog food to the Lifeguards’ dog, Sebastian, and the LAP committee agreed. Steve made contact with Verónica Rodríguez Rodríguez,
the lifeguards’ spokesperson, who also owns Sebastian. Because of the lifeguards’ financial hardship, she had fallen behind with Sebastian’s annual injections. Live Arico PAWS made plans to get Veronica
and Sebastian to visit Dr Gilbert at the, Centro Veterinario, Suarez Cuchi, Las Americas, and paid for the required injections to get Sebastian up to date. So at least one lifeguard is flourishing again!
Everything’s Rosie for Rico seeing them again next Sunday (28th April) on our next walk. We are again meeting by the Hotel Conquistador in the car park by the seafront at 6pm. If you would like to join us and walk one of the many dogs at the refuge, please call Marion on 922 778 630 to reserve a dog, or you are welcome to bring your own pet. Our other lucky dog, a puppy, was adopted by Kerry Jane Derose, and we are sure they will be very happy together. It has been another busy week with Accion del Sol’s Educational Programme, and Marion, who runs the refuge, would like to say a special thank-you to the CEIP Parque del la Reina school. It donated a large amount of puppy food for the Guaza Mountain puppies and another large litter of 10 puppies, which were also brought
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in last week. Marion has been working around the clock to ensure all the puppies are being catered for to the usual high standards at the refuge.
Call 922 778 630 for more information, or if you would like to help out at the refuge in any way. Towels and blankets are always needed for the dogs, so
if you have any to spare, they would be much appreciated by our inmates. The refuge is situated the Granadilla Industrial Estate, Exit 51 on the TF1, directly next to the ecological park
ITER, by the windmills. It is open to the public Monday-Friday, from 3-6pm and, if you are interested in adopting a dog or maybe just taking a dog or two for a leisurely walk, then do drop in.
Fun Golfers’ Karol service is first class
ANOTHER good day was enjoyed at Los Palos on Sunday by the Charity Fun Golfers, with newcomer De Bel Karol taking the honours. He won the Gents’
Nearest the Pin and went on to secure the competition with partner Peter Cook. In second place came John McCabe and Tony Capaldi, with Sean Bi-
ble and Jim Wilson behind them. Sadly, yet again, the ladies failed to find the 8th green, while the booby prize was a shared item between Frank Moss, Dar-
ren Kemp, John Bentley and Jenny Messham. The next competition is on 12th May, and anyone wishing to play should contact Clive on 922 797 640.
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JUDGES PUTTING ON A BRAVE FACE! By Maggie Lennard
WE hit the halfway point in the TLK 2013 heats at The Pub in Torviscas, which is a small (some would say ‘intimate’) venue, frequented mostly by residents.
An apparently oversubscribed contestant list was whittled down to 11 as we realised some participants had registered both at the venue and with Oasis Fm. Boss man Tony Burgess was fired up for the evening, and welcomed us all warmly. And, despite football’s Champions League quarter-finals being shown on the televisions, the real knockouts were to come on the stage. Our judges for the evening were hard to recognise, given that they were wearing X Factor judge masks. They turned out to
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be resident compère Jimmy the Fish (Gary Barlow), Pub regular David (Louis Walsh), musician and singer Ian Lennard (Tulisa - I KNOW!), and, of course, Jamie Drew (Simon Cowell). First up was Lisa, who opted for her favourite Madonna track Hanky Panky and provided a great opener for the night ahead. Rachael was cajoled into entering by her colleagues from Thomson Holidays, and made a superb job of Dizzee Rascal’s Holiday. The fast-paced rap proved no obstacle to her, and how she completed it without collapsing was beyond me. Thomson Holiday Adviser Terry went on third. I had a sneaking suspicion he would be a force to be reckoned with, as he had been very particular about the version and the key of the song he chose: the Tom Jones’ standard I (who have nothing).
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I was not wrong because Terry performed a powerhouse version of the 1970 hit. Staff member Kim was to follow Terry (birthday girl, and other barmaid Charlene declined to compete, possibly because of a constant supply of knockbacks being sent her way!). Kim chose Alanis Morissette’s Ironic and delivered a solid performance of a demanding song. Laura was next to go, and when given the microphone to introduce herself, opted to announce that she has entered every heat so far this year;. That was no mean feat, particularly as she had been poorly the previous week. Laura stuck with familiarity, delivering Daniel Merriweather’s Red as consistently as ever. Iraq-born Shané was next to go, and she impressed greatly with Amy Winehouse’s
version of Valerie. It was an accurate copy of the original, and stood her in good stead for a place in the sing-off. Francesca performed in seventh spot, and chose a difficult song in Aretha Franklin’s Respect. It was well received, but maybe a lower key would have stopped the transition from falsetto to head voice occurring more frequently than the song requires. I was pre-warned about our eighth entry. James had entered TLK before, and made the sing-off at the Harbour Club in a previous edition of the competition. I was not, however, prepared for an outstanding rendition of Star Trekkin’ which was a novelty No1 for The Firm in 1987. It was a combination of brilliance and utter madness! First-time entrant Kate followed James, and opted for a Taylor Swift song (surprisingly the first time we have heard a Swift composition this year). Love Story was performed well, and with emotion, despite Kate’s obvious nerves. Our penultimate contestant was Kath, who chose the epic My Heart Will Go On by
Céline Dion. Although touted by some of her friends as a joke entry, Kath gave her all, right to the last “Ooo-oooooo-oo-o”. Bringing the qualifying round to a close was Zoe, who sang KT Tunstall’s Black Horse and the Cherry Tree, which we had also heard at the Premier Bar the week before. It is a song that definitely grabs attention, and was executed very well. A quick “Happy Birthday” to Charlene later (and another knockback, unless I am mistaken), and we had our final three; Terry, James and Shané. Each one chose a sing-off song, and the audience drew lots to ascertain the order they would perform in. James went first and chose the Kings of Leon’s Sex on Fire. It was far removed from his qualifying song, but he proved he wasn’t a one-trick pony. Shané went second, and chose Adele’s Someone Like You, which didn’t come as a huge surprise. Her voice is well-suited to this kind of song and vocal range, and it was fabulous, to say the least. That left just Terry to go, and he (after much deliberation) chose to sing Blue and Stevie Wonder’s remake
of Signed, Sealed, Delivered (I’m Yours). It was simply sublime. No further comment needed. That was that; the results soon followed. James was in third, Shané second, and Terry became just the second male finalist this year. Heat six winner Terry Saunders is, as already mentioned, a Thomson holiday adviser. So if you’re reading this while staying at La Siesta or the Conquistador, do take the time to congratulate him, and don’t forget to tick the “excellent” box on your questionnaire! Our next heat is on Saturday, 27th April at Clouseau’s, in Palm Mar, so if performing on a “school night” has stopped you entering, you now have no excuse! After that, we’re at the following venues: 2nd May: Kandi Lounge, Puerto Colon 9th May: Terrace Bar, Amarilla Golf 16th May: Dreamers Bar, los Cristianos 23rd May: Leonardo’s, Playa de las Americas You can enter any of these heats by registering at the venue, by calling 902 232 102 in office hours, by email to info@oasisfm.com (no later than 4pm on the day of the heat), or by private message at the TLK Facebook page.
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Don't Miss... The Village Sunday 21 April, BBC1, 21.00 See page 26
John and Grace Middleton struggle to cope when baby Mary falls dangerously ill with scarlet fever. In a desperate attempt to save her, John steals some animal medicine from the Big House estate farm - but at what cost? A surprising relationship unfolds between Agnes and Bairstow. He and Edmund Allingham plot to use this for their own ends. It’s an important date for the village; today is the Rondo, an annual wheelbarrow race, run around the perimeter of the cricket pitch. Many of the village’s men are away fighting so this year, for the first time in history, the race will be run by the local boys. Bert decides that winning this race is a matter of life or death; if he wins, his soldier brother Joe will be kept safe. Unbeknownst to the village, the date of the Rondo coincides with the first day of the Battle of the Somme. There’s a rumour that a big offensive is about to be launched in France and that the local Pals’ battalion is to take part. Bert has received a field service postcard from Joe, with a coded sign that means Joe will be ‘going over the top’...
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Sunday 21st April, BBC1 Jonathan Edwards presents live coverage of the 33rd annual London Marathon as world-class runners and 36,000 fundraisers compete in one of the world’s most famous races. The elite men’s race has attracted all three marathon medallists from last summer’s Olympics and six of the 10 fastest runners of all time. In addition, Britain’s double Olympic champion Mo Farah will get his first taste of an elite marathon when he runs the first half of the course as a fact-finding mission ahead of his full marathon debut next year. Farah will be up against the likes of marathon world record holder Patrick Makau, Olympic champion Stephen Kiprotich, world champion and Olympic silver medallist Abel Kirui, and reigning London champion Wilson Kipsang. In the women’s race, Ethiopia’s Tiki Gelana defends the title she won last year but faces tough opposition from the likes of Kenyan world champion Edna Kiplagat and compatriot Priscah Jeptoo, who won silver at the London Olympics. Great Britain’s four-time London 2012 Paralympic gold medallist David Weir and compatriot Shelly Woods will defend their wheelchair titles. The day for the majority of runners though will be about setting personal bests or simply completing the 26.2 mile course. We will hear from some of those who are running for the many charities who benefit from one of the great events in the British sporting calendar. Colin Jackson, Denise Lewis, Phil Jones, Sonali Shah and Katherine Merry will be reporting from across the course, with race commentary by Steve Cram, Brendan Foster, Paul Dickenson, six-time London Marathon wheelchair race winner Baroness Tanni Grey Thompson and marathon world record holder Paula Radcliffe.
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Friday Friday Friday 06:00 ................ Homes Under the Hammer
06:00 .......................... Daybreak
09:15 ....................Heir Hunters 10:00 .......... Homes Under the Hammer
07:00 ............Don't Get Done, Get Dom
09:25....................... The Jeremy Kyle Show
11:00 ..............Don't Get Done, Get Dom
07:45 ...................Crime Scene Rescue
10:30................... This Morning
11:45 .....Crime Scene Rescue
08:15..................... A to Z of TV Gardening
11:30................... This Morning
06:00 ...........................Breakfast
12:15 ...................Bargain Hunt 13:00 .......... BBC News at One 13:30 ........ BBC London News 13:45............................. Doctors 14:15........................... Escape to the Country 15:00 ........................ Perfection 15:45 ................ Chefs: Put Your Menu Where Your Mouth is 16:30 ....... Antiques Road Trip
The Martin Lewis Money Show ITV1, 20.00 Fighting to get the most from your money without cutting back - The Martin Lewis Money Show returns for a new series armed with helpful tips and advice so viewers can get the best deals for their dough. ITV’s financial guru Martin Lewis helps those who want to save money by delivering a weekly masterclass with practical tips, while reporter Saira Khan uses his advice to see if she can save too. In the fifth episode of this series, Martin and Saira are in Spain with a special aimed at saving holidaymakers money while they’re abroad, containing tips on how to beat baggage costs, getting the best exchange rates, cutting the cost of car hire and of calls home, and the best ways to spend abroad.
The Ice Cream Girls ITV1, 21.00
In 1995 Serena Gorringe and Poppy Carlisle were accused of killing teacher Marcus Halnsley. Today Serena is forced to confront the memories she has long since buried, as Poppy is released from a seventeen-year prison sentence for the crime she still insists she didn’t commit. Poppy Carlisle and Serena Gorringe were briefly friends in the summer of 1995. But one night that summer, a horrific tragedy would strike and change their lives forever. Today Serena returns to her hometown for the first time in seventeen years, stirring up memories of the secret she has concealed from her husband and daughter. Serena is haunted by the memory of a teenage love-affair with her teacher, Mr. Halnsley – an affair that ended with his brutal murder. Poppy returns to the same hometown after seventeen years in prison. Poppy was found guilty of murder - a crime she still insists she did not commit. And now she’s out, she knows the only way to get her life back is to find Serena and force her to admit the truth about what happened that night. International best selling novel The Ice Cream Girls has been adapted for ITV by Left Bank Pictures. The story follows two vulnerable teenage girls who, in the summer of 1995, are accused of murdering their schoolteacher. For seventeen years, the two girls go their separate ways, Poppy having been charged with the murder. Now in 2013, they are forced to confront each other and their dark, shared history. While the drama plays out in the present, the events of that fateful summer unfold in flashback sequences. Had it not been for Serena’s teacher, Marcus (Martin Compston), these two girls from very different backgrounds might never have met. As a lawyer’s daughter, Serena appears to be from the right side of the tracks; pretty and popular with a bright future. Poppy, on the other hand, has never had the opportunities Serena takes for granted and struggles through life with a stepfather who doesn’t want her around. Fast-forward to modern day. Happily married mother Serena is now back in the same seaside town for the first time as she cares for her dying mother Rachel (Donna Kroll). Poppy is living in quite different circumstances. Having served seventeen years for a crime she still insists she didn’t commit, she has only one thing on her mind… the truth. And if she didn’t kill Marcus, then who did?
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17:15 ........................... Pointless 18:00 ....... BBC News at Six 18:30 ... BBC London News 19:00 ..........The One Show 19:30 ................ A Question of Sport 20:00 ............... EastEnders Janine is back and full of confidence; it is not long before she is trading blows with other Walford residents, including Kat. After sparring with Michael, Janine makes it known why she is really back and it is clear she means business. Tanya puts Max on the spot about his situation, but she soon realises the real reason why he kept the secret from her. Will Max's honesty bring them closer together, or push them further apart? Kat tries to help a friend in need, but ends up being burdened with a secret she knows will only cause more trouble.
20:30 ...............MasterChef 21:00 ................. Have I Got News for You 21:30 ..........Not Going Out 22:00 .................. BBC News at Ten 22:25 .............. BBC London News 22:35 .............. The Graham Norton Show 23:25 ....................The Matt Lucas Awards 23:55 ....................Butterfly on a Wheel
09:00 ...Antiques Roadshow 10:00.............. Question Time 11:00 .......................BBC News 12:00 ......... The Daily Politics 13:00 ....................Gymnastics: European Championships Matt Baker presents coverage of the artistic gymnastics European Championships from Moscow, with expert analysis from London Olympic medallists Louis Smith and Kristian Thomas. Day three of the continental showdown in Russia features live coverage of the women's all-round competition plus highlights of the men's all-round, with some of Great Britain's London 2012 heroes back in action. Dan Purvis, Max Whitlock and Sam Oldham - who were part of the Olympic bronze medal-winning men's team alongside Smith and Thomas are all competing, while 15-yearold rising star Gabby Jupp makes her senior international debut fresh from winning the British all-round title. Host nation Russia will be overwhelming favourites to top the medal table, having been the top-performing European nation at the Olympics last summer. Christine Still and former Commonwealth champion Craig Heap provide the commentary.
16:30................................ Coast 17:15 ............................. Flog It! 18:00 ................Eggheads 18:30 ................ Helicopter Heroes 19:00 ............ Hairy Bikers' Best of British 20:00 ................... Nature's Microworlds 20:30 ... Gardeners' World 21:00 .......... The Genius of Josiah Wedgwood 22:00 .............................QI 22:30 .............. Newsnight 23:05 ..............Later... with Jools Holland
08:30............................. Lorraine
11:25........................... ITV News 12:30................. Loose Women 13:30........................... ITV News and Weather 14:00 ................Rory Bremner's Great British Views Today, Rory is in Oxford where he gets a very early start messing about on the river in the company of two Olympic gold medalists! In the oldest shoeshop in Oxford he puts his best foot forward as he tries his hand at shoemaking, before he experiences the splendour of Blenheim Palace. But it is when he goes on the trail of Inspector Morse that he gets a clue as to what will be his favourite view.
15:00 ....................... Dickinson's Real Deal 16:00 .................. Tipping Point 17:00......................... The Chase 18:00 ..... ITV News London 18:30 ................... ITV News and Weather 19:00 ............... Emmerdale 19:30 .... Coronation Street 20:00..The Martin Lewis W C Money Show CHOICE 20:30 .... Coronation Street 21:00...................The Ice W C Cream Girls CHOICE The first part of a three-part adaptation of Dorothy Koomson's best-selling novel, starring Jodhi May and Lorraine Burroughs. After 17 years away, Serena returns to her hometown where memories resurface of the affair she had as a teenager with her teacher, which was brought to an end by his brutal murder. Meanwhile, Poppy is released from prison and returns to the same town having served 17 years for that crime. Still vehemently denying her guilt, Poppy vows to track down Serena and find out what really happened on that fateful night.
22:00 ............... ITV News at Ten and Weather 22:35 ...... Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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y Friday Friday Friday 19th April 06:05 ...................Children's TV
06:00....................Children's TV
10:00 ..Undercover Boss USA
08:15 .........................Peppa Pig
11:00 .........Location, Location, Location
08:35... Roary the Racing Car
12:00 .............Channel 4 News
09:00 .......................Tickety Toc
12:05 ..... Come Dine with Me
09:15 .............The Wright Stuff
12:35 ............What's Cooking?
11:10 ................................. Trisha
13:45 ..............Superscrimpers' Challenge
12:00 ................. Looney Tunes
18:00 .......Home and Away
19:00 ..................... Barclays Premier League
18:30 ..........5 News at 6.30
19:30 ..................... Football
21:00 ........ 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown
20:00 .....Ice Road Truckers
22:00 ............... The Fantasy Football Club
22:00 .................. Alan Carr: Chatty Man
22:00 .......CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
23:00 ..................... Barclays Premier League
23:05 ................ Rude Tube
23:55 ..... Inside Hollywood
23:30 ............... NBA Action
06:00 ..........................Crash Test Dummies 07:00....................... The Middle 08:00 ..............Dog the Bounty Hunter 08:30 ..............Dog the Bounty Hunter 09:00 .......... NCIS: Los Angeles 10:00 .......... NCIS: Los Angeles 11:00 .......... NCIS: Los Angeles 12:00 .......... NCIS: Los Angeles 13:00 ...................Hawaii Five-0 14:00 ...................Hawaii Five-0 15:00.................. Stargate SG-1 17:00 .......................The Middle 17:30 .......................The Middle 18:00 ..............That Hidden Camera Family 18:30 ........... The Simpsons 19:30 .................. Futurama 20:00 ................The Middle 20:30 ......... Modern Family 21:00 ................ Revolution 22:00 ........An Idiot Abroad 23:00 ..........Spartacus: War of the Damned
19:00 .............. Great Movie Mistakes
06:00.......... Aerobics: Oz Style 06:30 ...........Thrillseekers: Dirt 07:00 .........................WWE Raw 09:00 ...................... Footballers' Football Show 10:30 .............Barclays Premier League World 11:00 ...... European Tour Golf 13:00 ............. The Rugby Club 14:00 ............................Ringside 15:00 .............Barclays Premier League World 15:30 .....FIFA Futbol Mundial 16:00 ...... European Tour Golf 18:00 .... Thrillseekers: Dirt 18:30 ......Transworld Sport 19:30 ...........America's Cup World Series 20:00 ............RBC Heritage 23:00 .................. European Tour Golf
07:00.............................. Carpool
06:00 ..........................Fish Town
07:25 ........................Bush Pilots
07:00 .........................................ER
08:10 ..........................Fifth Gear
08:00 ......................Blue Bloods
09:00 ..........The Gadget Show
09:00...... Star Trek: Enterprise
10:00 ............................Top Gear
10:00 .........................................ER
11:00 ............................Top Gear
11:00...................... Blue Bloods
12:00 ............... Massive Moves
12:00 ...... Star Trek: Enterprise
13:00 ............................Top Gear
13:00................................. House
14:00 ............................Top Gear
14:00................................. House
15:00 ...................... Traffic Cops
15:00...................... Blue Bloods
16:00 ............... Massive Moves
16:00 ...... Star Trek: Enterprise
17:00 ............................Top Gear
17:00 .........................................ER
18:00 ................... Top Gear
18:00 ........................ House
19:00 ...............Traffic Cops
19:00 ........................ House
20:00 .......................... Suits
20:00 .............. Blue Bloods
21:00 ...... Russell Howard's Good News 22:00 ........................ Extras
21:00 ............Oliver Stone's Untold History of the United States
22:40 .........Mock the Week
22:20 ........................ Treme
23:20 ................... Mongrels
23:35 ................... CarnivĂ le
14:45..................... Countdown 15:30................... The Common Denominator 16:00 ..............Deal or No Deal 17:00 .................... Five Minutes to a Fortune 18:00 ...........The Simpsons 18:30 ................. Hollyoaks 19:00 ....... Channel 4 News 19:3...Unreported World
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20:00 ......My Big Fat Gypsy Fortune
19:15 .............. Doctor Who 20:00 ...................... World's Craziest Fools 20:30 ..............Snog, Marry, Avoid? Comic Ellie Taylor and her caustic sidekick POD go on tour, ready to do battle with the nation's fashion fakers. This time they have back up, as the mums and dads of Britain want to free their children of fakery and stand by POD in her mission to restore natural beauty. POD lands in Nottingham, where Ellie man ups in order to get to the bottom of why men walk around with their trousers halfway down their backsides.
21:00 ............. Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents 22:00 .... Live at the Apollo 22:30 ............... EastEnders 23:00 ............... Family Guy 23:45 ......... American Dad!
08:45 ......Bananas in Pyjamas
06:00................. Good Morning Sports Fans 07:00 .................Good Morning Sports Fans 08:00 .................Good Morning Sports Fans 09:00 ...................Super League Superstars
12:05 ........5 News Lunchtime
09:30 ...................Tennis: Monte Carlo Masters
12:15 ......... The Removal Men
17:00 ..............Sporting Greats
13:15 ............Home and Away
17:30....................Super League Superstars
13:45 ..................... Neighbours 14:15 ............................... CSI: NY 15:15 .......................Shadow on the Mesa 17:00 ......................5 News at 5 17:30 ..................... Neighbours
19:00........Nature Shock CW CHO ICE 21:00 ........... The Mentalist
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18:00 ..................... Barclays Premier League World 18:30 ............... NBA Action
06:00 .......Nothing to Declare
06:00........................Emmerdale 06:55 ............ Planet's Funniest Animals 07:25....................... The Jeremy Kyle Show US 08:10 ....You've Been Framed! 08:40 .......................Judge Judy 09:05... The Only Way is Essex 10:35 ....The Real Housewives of Atlanta 11:35 ................ The Millionaire Matchmaker 12:30 .......................Emmerdale 13:30....................... Judge Judy 14:00....The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:10.....The Real Housewives of Atlanta 17:05 ................ The Millionaire Matchmaker 18:00 ........The Jeremy Kyle Show US 19:00 ..You've Been Framed! 21:00 .........The Shawshank Redemption
06:30 .......Nothing to Declare 07:00 ................................ Maury 08:00 ................................ Maury 09:00 ..... Medical Emergency 09:30 ...................The Real A&E 10:00 ...............Criminal Minds 11:00 ...............Criminal Minds 12:00 .............CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 13:00 .............CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 14:00 ...............Criminal Minds 16:00 .............. Vet Adventures 17:00 ................................Airline 17:30 ................................Airline 18:00 ..................... Nothing to Declare 18:30 ..................... Nothing to Declare 19:00 ......... Criminal Minds 20:00 ...............Elementary 21:00 ........ Criminal Minds 22:00 ........................ Chase 23:00 ........................Bones
W C C H O IC E
Unreported World Channel 4, 19:30
Aidan Hartley reports from his home town in Kenya on an extraordinary project to rescue the children who live on its streets. Together with director Wael Dabbous, Hartley highlights the inspiring work of the Restart Centre in Gilgil, which is providing a safe shelter for children at risk. The Restart Centre is run on a shoestring budget raised from private donations. Conditions are basic, but crucially, it represents safety for the 70 children who live there. Many of them ended up living rough as result of the bloody chaos that engulfed Kenya following disputed elections five years ago.
Nature Shock Channel 5, 19:00
Documentary series examining freak occurrences in the natural world. In 2006, dive boat operator Mark Addison witnessed the mysterious arrival of 60 Blacktip sharks off the coast of South Africa. Even more unusual, the migratory Blacktips stayed, taking over the reef and chasing off the larger Tiger sharks that had been the focus of Mark's dive operation. He decided to study the invading sharks and discovered that his group was 100% female and over 200 strong.
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Saturday Saturday 06:00 ...........................Breakfast
06:00............... This is BBC Two
06:00.............. Jungle Junction
10:00............................ Saturday Kitchen Live
06:45 ......................On the Beat
06:15 ..............Jungle Junction
08:30 .............. A Stitch in Time
06:25............................ The Hive
11:30 .................... Nigel Slater's Simple Suppers
10:00 ..................................World Championship Snooker
06:35 ............................ The Hive
12:00 .........................BBC News 12:15 ................Football Focus 13:00 ..................................World Championship Snooker 14:15 ................. Rugby League Challenge Cup 16:30 ....................... Final Score 17:10 ...........................F1: Grand Prix - Qualifying Highlights 18:25 ................. BBC News 18:45 .............. Doctor Who 19:30 ............. The National Lottery: Who Dares Wins
turday Numbers for Sa e: ar ril 20 Ap Bonus Ball
12:25 ........................EastEnders Omnibus Kim thinks she has uncovered Sharon's real whereabouts after Phil makes an unusual purchase at the Minute Mart. Bianca is furious when she learns that Carol has not been completely honest about her relationship with Steve. Lola worries that Phil has has gone back on his word about allowing her to take care of Lexi. Jack and Sharon are forced to pull together when Dennis goes missing. Lauren is weighed down by the guilt of another Branning lie and Joey struggles to cope when she turns to drink. Michael seeks help from Alice but does not realise that she has developed feelings for him. A confident Janine returns to tell Michael that she means business. Tanya does her best to get Max to admit the truth, but she soon discovers the real reason he kept the secret from her. Will Max's honesty bring them closer together or push them further apart? Kat tries to help a friend in need but ends up being burdened with a secret she knows will only cause more trouble.
14:15 ..................................World Championship Snooker 17:30 .............The Great British Sewing Bee 18:30 .......................Flog It!
20:20 ............ The Voice UK Will.i.am, Danny O'Donoghue and Jessie J continue to build their talented teams based solely on vocal ability and their own musical intuition. As each coach competes to ensure they secure the best voices, they have the power to change someone's career with the push of a single button. For those that do gain a coveted place on one of the four teams, this is just the beginning - over the coming weeks, they will be personally trained and mentored by their superstar coach until one artist is named The Voice UK.
Liverpool. Paul Martin and the experts delve into Liverpool's musical heritage, from the classical to the Fab Four.
19:00 .........................World Championship Snooker 20:00 .......... Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
07:05 ........................... Canimals 07:15 ........................... Canimals 07:25 ..................Almost Naked Animals 07:35 .............................Ultimate Spider-Man 08:00...................................Jessie 08:25 ...........................ITV News 08:30...........Saturday Farm
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Dick and James Strawbridge in-CHO ICE vite viewers to taste life at Daylesford, an organic farm in the heart of the Cotswolds. The series starts with a tour of the farm - Dick gives us an idea of day-to-day life before heading off to feed the Gloucester Old Spot pigs, just one example of the incredible array of livestock that populates the farm. With spring in the air, James gets stuck into lambing and he delivers his first lamb. Back in the market garden, Dick finds out all about purple sprouting broccoli before cooking a classic beef olive followed by apple cobbler. Meanwhile, James heads outdoors and gets to work with his own cooking, producing potted leeks with tarragon flatbread.
09:25....................... The Jeremy Kyle Show US 10:20............................. My Tasty Travels with Lynda Bellingham 11:20 .........Murder, She Wrote 12:20........................... ITV News and Weather 12:30 ....... Midsomer Murders 14:25 .........................The Chase 15:30 ..........Kindergarten Cop 17:30 .......... ITV News London 18:00 ............... You've Been Framed!
21:30 .......................... QI XL
CW 20:30................The Cube CHO ICE
22:10 ................. BBC News 22:30 .................... Match of the Day
23:15 .......... Richard Briers: A Tribute
W C C H O IC E
06:55 ...........................Dino Dan
20:30 .................. The Many Faces of Michael Crawford 22:15 ......The United States of Television: America in Primetime
21:20 ....................Casualty
06:45 ...........................Dino Dan
19:00..................Britain's CW Got Talent CHOICE 21:30 ............ The Jonathan Ross Show 22:30 ................... ITV News 22:45 ............... Parenthood
Saturday Farm ITV1, 08.30
Every Saturday morning Saturday Farm will bring viewers a taste of farm life and fare. Presented by father and son chefs Dick and James Strawbridge, and from Daylesford, an organic farm in the Cotswolds, the series will document events from the two thousand acres of countryside; home to cattle, turkeys, hens, five breeds of sheep, a market garden and a bakery, butchery and creamery. Giving viewers a taste of life on the farm, each episode will capture the bounty of the changing seasons with inspirational recipes and give a glimpse of rural life in all of its rich variety. In programme one Dick gets to grips with day to day life at the farm, before heading off to feed the Gloucester Old Spot pigs, one breed of livestock that populates the farm. With spring in the air James gets stuck into lambing and cameras are on hand as he delivers his first lamb. Saturday Farm is as much about celebrating and cooking with seasonal ingredients as it is about life on the farm so back in the market garden, Dick finds out all about purple sprouting broccoli before cooking a classic beef olive followed by delicious apple cobbler.
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Saturday Saturday 20th April 06:15.............Mobil 1 The Grid 06:40................. FIM Superbike World Championship 07:05 .......Brighton Marathon 07:55.......... The Morning Line 09:00 ............Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 ................................Frasier 11:00 ....The Big Bang Theory 12:00 ................. The Simpsons 12:35......................... The Secret Millionaire 13:40 .......... Channel 4 Racing 16:15 ..... Come Dine with Me 16:50...... Come Dine with Me 17:20 ..... Come Dine with Me 17:55 ..... Come Dine with Me 18:25 .. Come Dine with Me 18:55 ....... Channel 4 News 19:20 ......... Grand Designs 20:15 .....................Walking Through History 21:20 ................ New Moon 23:45 ........... Derren Brown Investigates
06:00....................Children's TV 10:00................ Power Rangers: Super Samurai 10:35..................... Batman: The Brave and the Bold 11:00.......... Inside Hollywood 11:05 ......... The Removal Men 12:05.................. Nature Shock 13:05 ..........Robson's Extreme Fishing Challenge 14:05 .......................Cheaper by the Dozen
06:00 ........................FIFA Futbol Mundial
16:00 ..............................Apache
16:30 .............Sporting Heroes
A brutal western, based on a true story, which tells the tale of a tough Apache leader who refuses to renounce his people's land after the fall of Geronimo. Numerous attempts are made on his life, but he refuses to stoop to violence and continues to wage his war using diplomacy and reason.
17:45 ...........5 News Weekend 17:50..........Cahill U.S. Marshal 19:40 ....................Rocky IV 21:30 ............. International Boxing 23:00 ......... Law and Order: Special Victims Unit 23:55 .... Inside Hollywood
From Serie A to the Bundesliga, from Major League Soccer to the J-League, Futbol Mundial reviews all the football from the world game. Complete with features and analysis.
06:30............ Transworld Sport 07:30 ............................ Ringside 08:30 ...... Super Rugby Union 10:30 ...... Super Rugby Union 12:30 .......European Tour Golf Denise Lewis Interviews Mary Peters. Former British athlete Denise Lewis interviews fellow Olympic champion Mary Peters about her career in the sport. Peters won the gold medal in the women's pentathlon at the 1972 games.
17:30 ................... Rugby Union 20:00 ............... Fight Night 23:30 ...............Premiership Rugby Union Aviva Premiership Round 21 - Northampton Saints v Sale Sharks. Northampton Saints face Sale Sharks at Franklin's Gardens in the Aviva Premiership. The Saints subjected Sale to their ninth league defeat of the season when the sides last met.
06:00 .....Crash Test Dummies 07:00 ....... Now That's History! 07:30 ....... Now That's History! 08:00 ...................Raising Hope 08:30 ...................Raising Hope 09:00 ..............World Wrestling Entertainment Superstars 10:00 .......................Soccer A.M. 12:00 .............. Bond's Greatest Moments 13:30 .....................That Hidden Camera Family 14:00 .....................That Hidden Camera Family 14:30..................... That Hidden Camera Family 15:00 ............... Modern Family 17:00 ..................The Simpsons 18:00 ................ The Middle 18:30 .................. Futurama 19:00 ...Now That's History! 19:30 ...Now That's History! 20:00 ........An Idiot Abroad 21:00 ................ Revolution 22:00 ................... K-19: The Widowmaker
06:00 .......Nothing to Declare 06:30....... Nothing to Declare 07:00 ................................ Maury 08:00 ............Ghost Whisperer 09:00.. RSPCA Animal Rescue 09:30.. RSPCA Animal Rescue 10:00 .............. Vet Adventures 11:00 ...................... The Biggest Loser USA 13:00 ......................Fat Families: Second Helpings 14:00 ..........................Sing Date 14:30 ..........................Sing Date 15:00 ...................... The Biggest Loser USA 17:00....... Nothing to Declare 17:30 .......Nothing to Declare 18:00 ... Nothing to Declare 18:30 ... Nothing to Declare 19:00 ........ Criminal Minds 20:00 ......... Criminal Minds 21:00 ......... Criminal Minds 22:00 ............Conversations with a Serial Killer 23:00 .............Supernatural
W C C H O IC E Britain's Got Talent ITV1, 19:00
Ant and Dec host Britain's biggest talent competition as judges Simon Cowell, Amanda Holden, Alesha Dixon and David Walliams take in more weird and wonderful auditions. Which of this week's performers will manage to impress the quartet with their skill and determination? A massive cash prize and the chance to take the stage at the Royal Variety Performance will soon be one step closer for a handful of lucky acts.
The Cube ITV1, 20:30 19:00 ....................... Merlin Fantasy drama. Gwen is mistaken for Morgana and kidnapped by the savage outlaw Hengist. Uther refuses to pay her ransom, so Arthur defies his father and heads out into dangerous enemy territory to fight for Gwen's freedom. Merlin suspects Arthur's devotion to Gwen is more than that of a prince to one of his subjects. How will Arthur react when he discovers Gwen is not alone in Hengist's castle? She and Lancelot have found each other again, and powerful feelings rekindle.
19:45 ....................... Merlin 20:30 ................... Top Gear 21:30 ........ Tropic Thunder Action comedy. A troupe of pampered Hollywood actors are shooting a Vietnam war epic when they are ambushed by a gang of local drug dealers. The gangsters kidnap the lead actor and it is up to the rest of the cast and crew to form an armed rescue task force.
06:00 ..........Aerobics: Oz Style
07:00.............................. Carpool
06:30 .............Football League
07:25 .................... Driving Wars
08:00 .......................Champions League Weekly
08:10 ............................Top Gear
08:30 ............................. Barclays Premier League
10:30............. Storage Hunters
09:00 ......................The Fantasy Football Club
11:30 .........Lizard Lick Towing
10:00 ...................... Soccer A.M. 12:00 .............Barclays Premier League 12:30............................. Football 15:15...................... NBA Action 15:45........ Sky Sports Classics 16:00............................ Ringside 17:00 .............................Football 19:55 ................ Champions League Weekly
10:00 .............Storage Hunters 11:00 .........Lizard Lick Towing 12:00 ......................Man v Food 13:00............................ Top Gear 14:00 ............................Top Gear 15:00 .............Storage Hunters 15:30 .............Storage Hunters 16:00 ............................Top Gear 17:00.............................Top Gear 18:00 ...Total Wipeout USA 19:00 .......Storage Hunters 20:00 ...............Man v Food
23:10 ............... Family Guy
20:25 ............Football First
21:00 ...................... Would I Lie to You?
23:55 ......... American Dad!
23:45 ............Football First
23:00 ...Would I Lie to You?
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06:00 ............ Richard E Grant's Hotel Secrets 07:00 ............................. Seinfeld 08:00........................... Inside the Actors Studio 09:00 ...............Galapagos with David Attenborough 10:00 ............ Richard E Grant's Hotel Secrets 11:00 .........................................ER 14:00 ......................Blue Bloods 17:00...... Star Trek: Enterprise 18:00 ...Star Trek: Enterprise 19:00 ......... Galapagos with David Attenborough 20:00 ....... Richard E Grant's Hotel Secrets 21:00 ............The Following 22:00 .............Oliver Stone's Untold History of the United States 23:20 .... Boardwalk Empire
06:00............. Planet's Funniest Animals 06:25.......... Coronation Street Omnibus 08:45....Emmerdale Omnibus 11:45..................... The Hotdesk 12:00...................... Britain's Got More Talent 13:00.................. Girls Aloud: 10 Years at the Top 14:15 ....You've Been Framed! 15:45 ...................Totally You've Been Framed! 16:45........................... Curly Sue 17:40............................ FYI Daily 17:45........................... Curly Sue 18:40 .......... Kangaroo Jack 19:35 .................... FYI Daily 19:40 ..........Kangaroo Jack 20:30 .............. Britain's Got More Talent 21:30 ..You've Been Framed!
Phillip Schofield presents another tension-filled episode of the game show, as two more brave contestants take on the almighty Cube. Physiotherapist Farah is watched by her careful husband Luke, but will she listen to his advice and play it safe or go for the big money? Secondary school teacher Steve wants to get his degree in social work. Will he win enough to make his dreams a reality?
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Sunday Sunday Sun 06:00 ...........................Breakfast
06:00 ...............This is BBC Two
06:00 ............. Jungle Junction
07:00 ...........Match of the Day
06:20 ......................The Outlaw
06:15 ............. Jungle Junction
08:30 .............................. London Marathon 2013
08:15 .......... Gardeners' World
06:25............................ The Hive
08:45 .......................A to Z of TV Gardening
06:35............................ The Hive
09:30 ...................... Beechgrove Garden
06:55 .......................... Dino Dan
10:00 ............Saturday Kitchen Best Bites
07:15 ...........................Canimals
Jonathan Edwards presents live coverage of the 33rd annual London Marathon, as world-class runners and 36,000 fundraisers compete in one of the world's most famous races. The elite men's race has attracted all three marathon medallists from last summer's Olympics and six of the 10 fastest runners of all time. In addition, Britain's double Olympic champion Mo Farah will get his first taste of an elite marathon when he runs the first half of the course as a fact-finding mission ahead of his full marathon debut next year. Colin Jackson, Denise Lewis, Phil Jones, Sonali Shah and Katherine Merry report from across the course, with race commentary by Steve Cram, Brendan Foster, Paul Dickenson, six-time London Marathon wheelchair race winner Baroness Tanni Grey Thompson and marathon world record holder Paula Radcliffe.
14:00 ...............Sunday Politics 15:20 .................Points of View 15:35 .............................. Lifeline 15:45 ...........................Escape to the Country 16:15............... Songs of Praise 17:00 ..................F1: Grand Prix 18:35 ................. BBC News 19:00 ............... Countryfile Luddenden. The team heads to Calderdale in West Yorkshire. It is the most southerly of the Yorkshire dales and perhaps not as well known as its northern cousins, but what it lacks in fame it makes up for in beauty. Ellie Harrison follows in the footsteps of Whitely Turner, whose book A Springtime Saunter Round and About Bronte Land was first published 100 years ago. It takes in some of the most stunning landscapes of the area including the village of Haworth where the Bronte family lived. Ellie explores some of the landscapes which inspired the writer Ted Hughes.
20:00 ....................Antiques Roadshow 21:00 ............... The Village 22:00 ................. BBC News 22:25 .................... Match of the Day 2 23:25 .............Late Kick Off 23:55 ............ The Getaway
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11:30 ............Paul Hollywood's Bread If you would love to have a go at bread making but are put off by all the kneading, proving and waiting, soda bread is the bread for you. Paul Hollywood shows breads you can make from start to finish in under an hour. No kneading, no proving - just mix, shape and bake. He shows how these simple breads can be at the heart of every meal. His classic wholemeal soda bread topped with a cheesy Irish rarebit is the perfect snack at any time of day and his dark and dense, full flavoured stout bread with smoked salmon pate is as impressive as it is quick. Paul shows how easy it is to enjoy the magic of homemade crumpets bubbling on the griddle and how a simple scone recipe can transform a humble stew into hearty, fragrant beef cobbler that will have your hungry hoards beating a path to the table.
06:45.......................... Dino Dan 07:05 ...........................Canimals 07:20 .................Almost Naked Animals 07:30 ............ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 08:00 .......................Sonny with a Chance 08:25 .......................... ITV News 08:30 ............... Country House Sunday 09:25...................... The Jeremy Kyle Show US 10:20....................... Dickinson's Real Deal 11:20 ...........................ITV News and Weather 11:25 .......................... Columbo 12:55 ... You've Been Framed! 13:25........ Britain's Got Talent 14:55 ......Food Glorious Food 15:55 ....................Jurassic Park
12:00 ............................... Flog It!
18:15 ..... ITV News London
13:00....................... Gymnastics: European Championships
18:30 ................... ITV News and Weather
14:30 ..................................World Championship Snooker 18:00 .........................Coast 19:00 ................... Athletics 20:00 ................Bill Bailey's Jungle Hero 21:00 .......... Toughest Place to be a Binman - The Return 22:00 ........ Mock the Week 22:30 ...................It's Kevin 23:00 ......................... World Championship Snooker Highlights 23:50 .........................World Championship Snooker - Extra
18:45 ............. Catchphrase 19:30 ..... Off Their Rockers 20:00 ................Endeavour 22:00 .............Perspectives Jonathan Ross examines the life and career of the most celebrated director in the history of cinema, Sir Alfred Hitchcock, in a quest for the British roots of his unique style. Jonathan is a huge fan of the Hollywood legend and finds out what led the son of an East End grocer to embark on a career in the film industry. He visits Gainsborough Studios where Hitchcock secured his first job at the age of 20, designing the captions which appeared on screen in the silent era - just five years later he was a director.
23:00 ...................ITV News and Weather 23:15 ........................ Rugby Highlights
19th April - 25th April 2013
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nday Sunday Sunday 21st April 06:15........................ The Hoobs
06:00....................Children's TV
07:05 ..............Freesports on 4
09:00............... Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom
07:35 ............Everybody Loves Raymond 08:25................................ Frasier 09:30 ...............Sunday Brunch 12:00 ...............................The Big Bang Theory Full of confidence after being named one of People magazine's '30 to Watch Under 30', Raj hits on Penny and becomes impossibly arrogant.
12:25 ...............................The Big Bang Theory 12:55 ...............................The Big Bang Theory 13:20 ................. The Simpsons 13:50 ................. The Simpsons 14:20 ....................... Meet Dave 16:05...............Deal or No Deal 17:05 .................... Five Minutes to a Fortune 18:05 ....... Channel 4 News 18:30 ................. Come Dine with Me 19:30.......The Karate Kid CW CHO ICE 22:15 ................Max Payne
19:00 ........World's Craziest Fools 19:30 .................... MotoGP 21:00 ............ The Voice UK 22:00 .............. Barely Legal Drivers Series in which young drivers take to the road in the family car, unaware that their parents are watching every manoeuvre through state-of-the-art cameras placed in the cars. Matthew is a gay drama student from Wales. Having suffered homophobic abuse on public transport, he grabs his opportunity to drive his mum's car with both hands - unfortunately they are not always on the wheel. With loads of diva-like screaming, running red lights and an argument with a concrete pillar, Matthew's mum is less than impressed. 18-year-old party girl Georgina from Cambridgeshire thinks nothing of going on holiday with seven boys - minus her boyfriend.
09:15............. Toby's Travelling Circus 09:30 .......................... Roary the Racing Car 09:45....................... Jelly Jamm 10:00 ...............Bert and Ernie's Great Adventures 10:05 ............... Power Rangers: Super Samurai 10:40 ..................... Batman: The Brave and the Bold
06:00 ....................... Champions League Weekly The show featuring top action from the UEFA Champions League. Plus, analysis ahead of the forthcoming fixtures from some of football's biggest names.
06:30 ....................Football First 08:00.................... Football First 09:30 .......................The Sunday Supplement 11:00............ Goals on Sunday 13:00 ............................. Football 15:30 ............................. Football
11:10 ..........Inside Hollywood 11:15.........Trauma Doctors
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12:15 ........... Cowboy Builders 13:15....... Rolf's Animal Clinic 14:20.............................. It Could Happen to You
18:30 ....................... La Liga
16:15 .................. Little Women
22:30 ............ Ford Football Special
18:30 ......5 News Weekend
20:30 .......................La Liga
22:55 ...............Blood Work
Spurs v Man City + Liverpool v Chelsea. Another chance to catch Sunday's Barclays Premier League double bill. Tottenham Hotspur take on Manchester City at White Hart Lane and Liverpool face Chelsea at Anfield.
06:00 ..........Aerobics: Oz Style
07:10...............................Carpool
06:30 ......... Seamaster Sailing
07:20............. Storage Hunters
07:00 ......................Premiership Rugby Union
07:45............. Storage Hunters
08:00............................... La Liga
10:00...................... Man v Food
09:30...................... Fight Night
11:00........ Total Wipeout USA
13:00..................... ATP Masters 1000 Tennis
12:00.............................Top Gear
18:35 ..... The Fifth Element 21:00 .... Once Upon a Time 22:00 .... Person of Interest
15:30 ................................ Tennis
08:10............................ Top Gear
13:00......................... Have I Got News for You 13:40 ......................................... QI 14:20 ......................................... QI 15:00 ......................Man v Food 16:00 ............................Top Gear 17:00 ......................... Have I Got News for You
18:00 ....... Sporting Greats 18:30 ...........America's Cup World Series
17:40 ......................................... QI 19:00 ...............Man v Food 19:30 ...............Man v Food
23:05 ............... Family Guy
20:00 ...........................NBA
20:00 ..........................QI XL
23:45 ......... American Dad!
22:30 ...........................NBA
21:00 ..........................QI XL
19th April - 25th April 2013
06:00 ........ The Hour of Power 07:00 ............. Myths, Monsters and Hobbits 08:00 ............... Modern Family 08:30 ............... Modern Family 10:00 ..............World Wrestling Entertainment Superstars 11:00 ............WWE Experience 12:00 ........................... A League of Their Own 14:00 .....................That Hidden Camera Family 15:30 ...................Raising Hope 16:00 ....... Now That's History! 16:30 ....... Now That's History! 17:00 ..................The Simpsons 17:30 ..................The Simpsons 18:00 ........... The Simpsons 18:30 ......... Modern Family 19:00 .......... Ashley Banjo's Secret Street Crew 20:00 ........................... Glee 21:00 ............ Hawaii Five-0 22:00 .....NCIS: Los Angeles 23:00 ...................Brit Cops: Frontline Crime
06:00 .......Nothing to Declare
06:00 ............................. Seinfeld 07:00 ............ Richard E Grant's Hotel Secrets 08:00 ...............................Making Attenborough's Galapagos 09:00 ...............................Inside... 10:00 .........................................ER 12:00............ Richard E Grant's Hotel Secrets 13:00.......................... Inside the Actors Studio 14:00 ......................Blue Bloods 16:00 ...... Star Trek: Enterprise 19:00 ...................... Making Attenborough's Galapagos 20:00 .............. Blue Bloods 21:00 ......Game of Thrones 22:15 ................Thronecast 22:30 ................... Mad Men 23:30 ............Oliver Stone's Untold History of the United States
06:00..................... The Hotdesk
06:30 .......Nothing to Declare 07:00....... Nothing to Declare 07:30....... Nothing to Declare 08:00............. Drop Dead Diva 09:00............ Ghost Whisperer 10:00.............. Vet Adventures 11:00 .............. Vet Adventures 12:00...................... The Biggest Loser USA 14:00...................... Fat Families: Second Helpings 15:00 ..........................Sing Date 15:30 ..........................Sing Date 16:00..................... I Heart Glee 16:30 .......Nothing to Declare 17:00 .............UK Border Force 18:00 .......UK Border Force 19:00 ....... UK Border Force 20:00 .....It's Love, Actually 20:30 ..... It's Love, Actually 21:00 ... A Mother Like Alex 22:00 .......... Risky Business 23:55 ........ Grey's Anatomy
06:10....Emmerdale Omnibus 08:55 .......... Coronation Street Omnibus 11:35.....You've Been Framed! 12:05 ...........................Toy Story 13:55 ....................... Toy Story 2 15:45 ....You've Been Framed! 16:15 ........ Britain's Got Talent 17:45 ......................Britain's Got More Talent 18:45 ....The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor 19:45 .............. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor 21:00 ... Shaun of the Dead 21:55 ....................FYI Daily 22:00 ... Shaun of the Dead 23:00 ..........Celebrity Juice
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The Karate Kid Channel 4, 19:30
Jackie Chan and Jaden Smith star in this family martial arts adventure, a remake of the 1984 hit starring Ralph Macchio and Pat Morita. The film is produced by the young co lead's parents, with the action moving from America to China, and the karate consequently replaced by kung fu. After the death of his father, Dre Parker's mother Sherry takes up a job offer in Beijing, where the 11-year-old is enrolled in a local school. Sadly, it's not long before the lad falls foul of the inevitable bullies. But he's saved from a beating by the kindly caretaker Mr Han, who uses his considerable prowess to turn Dre's attackers' moves against them, to humiliating effect. Following this incident, the quiet martial arts master reluctantly agrees to teach the American child how to look after himself, starting a journey that is set to culminate in Dre's participation in a major kung fu tournament - and his chance to turn the tables on his former assai ants.
Trauma Doctors Channel 5, 11:15
Observational documentary series following the pioneering work of the trauma specialists at the Royal London Hospital. The team is called out to rescue a 22-year-old man who is trapped in a tight space after falling down three storeys. Paramedics also race to King's Cross station to revive a man suffering from cardiac arrest
23:50 .. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
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Monday Monday Mon 06:00 .................. Homes Under the Hammer
06:00 .......................... Daybreak
09:15 .................... Heir Hunters 10:00 .................. Homes Under the Hammer
07:00 ..............Don't Get Done, Get Dom
09:25 ....................... The Jeremy Kyle Show
11:00 ..............Don't Get Done, Get Dom
07:45 ..... Crime Scene Rescue
10:30 ................... This Morning
08:15 ......................... Saints and Scroungers
11:25 ...........................ITV News
06:00........................... Breakfast
Dominic Littlewood comes to the aid of ordinary people who are having a consumer nightmare. Dom hears from three pensioners who all thought they had savings in passbook bank accounts, only to discover their money had disappeared. They say they did not withdraw their savings, but the banks are adamant they did. Dom takes up the fight and challenges the bank in question - but are these three cases actually part of a much bigger problem? Plus, Rani Price hits the streets to test people on their rights on shopping in the sales, and the tale of a lady who managed to get compensation after an electrical fire in her rented property.
09:30 ..................... Great British Railway Journeys 10:00 ..................................World Championship Snooker 12:00 ............The Daily Politics 13:00 ..................................World Championship Snooker 17:55 .................. Party Election Broadcast by the Liberal Democrats
11:45 ..... Crime Scene Rescue
18:00 ..................Eggheads
12:15................... Bargain Hunt
18:30 .......................Flog It!
12:38................... Bargain Hunt
19:00 ..............Hairy Bikers' Best of British
13:00........... BBC News at One 13:30......... BBC London News 13:45.............................. Doctors 14:15 ...........................Escape to the Country 15:00 .........................Perfection 15:45................ Chefs: Put Your Menu Where Your Mouth is 16:30........ Antiques Road Trip 17:15 ............................Pointless 18:00 ........BBC News at Six 18:30 ........... Party Election Broadcast by the Liberal Democrats 19:00 .......... The One Show 19:30..............Bang Goes CW the Theory CHOICE 20:00 ................EastEnders 20:30 ................. Panorama 21:00 ............The Prisoners 22:00 .......BBC News at Ten 22:25 ....BBC London News 22:35 ...............Have I Got a Bit More for You 23:20 .............. The Graham Norton Show
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09:00 ........ Great British Menu
20:00 ................. University Challenge 20:30 ...... Paul Hollywood's Bread 21:00 ................. Fit to Rule: How Royal Illness Changed History Dr Lucy Worsley explores the medical histories and fraught family dynamics of Queen Victoria and her descendants. Victoria had no problem producing children, but rearing them proved more problematical. She and Bertie - the future Edward VII - whom she thought to be psychologically incapable of the job of king, shared a fractious bond, and the emotional strains the family faced trying to reconcile the competing demands of public duty and a private life also took a toll. Lucy also reveals how Victoria's severe depression following Albert's death almost cost her the crown, and explores the turmoil of Edward VIII's abdication.
08:30 .............................Lorraine
11:30 ................... This Morning 12:30................. Loose Women 13:30 ........................... ITV News and Weather 14:00 ................Rory Bremner's Great British Views 15:00 ....................... Dickinson's Real Deal 16:00................... Tipping Point 17:00 .........................The Chase 18:00 ..... ITV News London 18:25 ........... Party Election Broadcast by the Liberal Democrats 18:30 ................... ITV News and Weather 19:00 ............... Emmerdale 19:30 .... Coronation Street 20:00 .........James Nesbitt's Ireland James Nesbitt continues his eight-part guided tour of Ireland. In this episode he enjoys the best ingredients Ireland has to offer. We meet Kate Packwood, a baker who is at the heart of Ireland's growing artisan food movement, and James gets his feet wet as he tries his hand at spearfishing. We enjoy the scents of the countryside at the Burren perfumery, take a seaweed bath at Strandhill, and stop for dinner at one of the country's finest surf cafes.
20:30 .... Coronation Street 21:00 .............Broadchurch
22:00 ............... Never Mind the Buzzcocks 22:30 ................. Newsnight 23:20 .........................World Championship Snooker Highlights
22:05 ............... ITV News at Ten and Weather 22:45 ..The Unforgettable...
19th April - 25th April 2013
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nday Monday Monday 22nd April 06:10 ....................... The Hoobs 07:05 ........... According to Jim 07:30 ............Everybody Loves Raymond 08:25 ................................Frasier 10:00...Undercover Boss USA 11:00 .........Location, Location, Location 12:05...... Come Dine with Me 12:35 ............What's Cooking? 13:45 ..............Superscrimpers' Challenge 14:45 ..................... Countdown 15:30........1001 Things You CW Should Know CHOICE 16:00 ..............Deal or No Deal 17:00.................... Five Minutes to a Fortune 18:00 ...........The Simpsons 18:30 .................. Hollyoaks 19:00 ........ Channel 4 News 20:00 ............... Dispatches 20:30 ....... Superscrimpers: Waste Not, Want Not 21:00 ..............The Hoarder Next Door 22:00 ...... Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
06:00....................Children's TV
19:00 .............. Great Movie Mistakes
06:00 .............Aerobics: Oz Style
19:15 ............... Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit
07:00 ............WWE Bottom Line
Comedy sequel. Delores Van Cartier, now a successful entertainer, is persuaded to become Sister Mary Clarence again in order to take up a music teaching post at an inner city school. Discouraged by the initial setbacks, she dumps her plans to quit the post when she learns that the school is about to be closed. Instead, she will take up the challenge of turning the disaffected pupils into a top notch gospel choir.
09:15............. The Wright Stuff 11:10.................................. Trisha 12:00................. Looney Tunes 12:05.............................. 5 News 12:15 ............. Trauma Doctors 13:15 ................................. Home and Away 13:45 ..................... Neighbours 14:15 ................................... NCIS 15:15............... Carolina Moon 17:00 .............................. 5 News 17:30 ..................... Neighbours 18:00 ......................... Home and Away 18:30 ...................... 5 News 19:00 ..........The True Story 20:00 ........... Nature Shock 21:00 ................. Ben Fogle: New Lives in the Wild 22:00 .......... Battle Scarred: Nightmare on Civvy Street 23:00 ........ Pistol Whipped
06:30 ..............Thrillseekers: Dirt 08:00 ..................... PGA Tour Golf 11:00 ......... European Tour Golf 13:00 .....................PGA Tour Golf 16:00 ......... European Tour Golf 18:00....... Thrillseekers: Dirt 18:30 .........Great Run Series The 11th annual Great Ireland Run from Dublin's Phoenix Park. Ethiopia's Kenenisa Bekele and England's Gemma Steel claimed the men's and women's titles last time out.
21:00 ............ Unsafe Sex in the City
19:00 .............................. NBA
22:00 .. Snog, Marry, Avoid?
21:00 .......Thrillseekers: Dirt
22:30 .................EastEnders
21:30 .........Great Run Series
23:00 .................Family Guy
22:00 ..............America's Cup World Series
23:22 .................Family Guy 23:45 ...........American Dad!
23:00 ................ Soccer A.M. The Best Bits
19th April - 25th April 2013
06:00 .................Good Morning Sports Fans
06:00 .... Crash Test Dummies
06:00....... Nothing to Declare
07:00....................... The Middle
06:30 .......Nothing to Declare
07:00................. Good Morning Sports Fans
08:00 ............................. Dog the Bounty Hunter
07:00 ................................ Maury
08:00 .................Good Morning Sports Fans
08:30 ............................. Dog the Bounty Hunter
09:00................... The Real A&E
09:00.................... Ford Football Special
09:00 ..........NCIS: Los Angeles
10:30............................... La Liga
11:00 ..........NCIS: Los Angeles
12:00 .............................. Scottish Premier League
12:00 ..........NCIS: Los Angeles
12:30.................... Ford Football Special
10:00 ..........NCIS: Los Angeles
13:00 .................. Hawaii Five-0
08:00 ................................ Maury 09:30................... The Real A&E 10:00............... Criminal Minds 11:00............... Criminal Minds 12:00............. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
14:00 .................. Hawaii Five-0
13:00 .............CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
15:00 ..................Stargate SG-1
14:00 ...............Criminal Minds
14:00 ...............................La Liga
17:00 ................. The Simpsons
16:00 .............. Vet Adventures
15:30 ......................... Hyundai A League Grand Final
17:30 ...................... The Middle
17:00 ................................Airline
18:00 ............... The Middle
17:30 ................................Airline
18:30 ........... The Simpsons
18:00 ... Nothing to Declare
16:00 ....................Ford Football Special
19:00 ...........The Simpsons
19:00 ...............The Biggest Loser USA
17:30 .....................Soccer A.M. The Best Bits 18:30 ................ Netbusters
20:00 ...............A League of Their Own 21:00 ................Revolution
19:00 .................... Football
22:00 ................. Spartacus: Blood and Sand
23:00 ............... Footballers' Football Show
23:15 ...................Brit Cops: Frontline Crime
07:00.......... The Gadget Show 07:25 ............................ Dragons' Den Canada 08:10 ..........................Fifth Gear 09:00 ..........The Gadget Show 10:00 ............................Top Gear 12:00 ............... Massive Moves 13:00 ............................Top Gear 15:00...................... Traffic Cops 16:00 ............... Massive Moves 17:00 ............................Top Gear 18:00 ................... Top Gear 19:00 ...............Traffic Cops 20:00 ...............Man v Food 21:00 ......... Have I Got a Bit More News for You 22:00 ...... Russell Howard's Good News 23:00 .........Mock the Week 23:40 ......... Never Mind the Buzzcocks
06:00 ..........................Fish Town 07:00 .........................................ER 08:00 ......................Blue Bloods 09:00 ...... Star Trek: Enterprise 10:00 .........................................ER 11:00 ......................Blue Bloods 12:00 ...... Star Trek: Enterprise 13:00 .................................House 15:00 ......................Blue Bloods 16:00 ...... Star Trek: Enterprise 17:00 .........................................ER 18:00 ........................ House 19:00 ........................ House 20:00 ..................... Seinfeld 20:30 .....................Seinfeld 21:00 ......Game of Thrones 22:15 ................Thronecast 22:30 .... Boardwalk Empire 23:45 ................... Curb Your Enthusiasm
20:00 ................The Biggest Loser USA 21:00 ......... Criminal Minds 22:00 .......CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 23:00 .........................Bones
06:00 .......................Emmerdale 06:25.......... Coronation Street 07:25 ....................... The Jeremy Kyle Show US 08:10 ....You've Been Framed! 08:40........................Judge Judy 09:05 .. The Only Way is Essex 10:35 ............................. The Real Housewives of Atlanta 11:35 ................ The Millionaire Matchmaker 12:30...................... Emmerdale 13:00 ..........Coronation Street 14:00..The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:10 ....The Real Housewives of Atlanta 17:05................. The Millionaire Matchmaker 18:00 .........The Jeremy Kyle Show US 19:00 ..You've Been Framed! 19:30 ... Britain's Got Talent 21:00 .............Totally You've Been Framed!
W C C H O IC E Bang Goes the Theory BBC1, 19:30
The seventh of eight episodes presenting the science behind the headlines, and looking at the issues that have a real impact on all our lives. In this episode, the team explore the new era of personal medicine. With people taking ever bigger roles in their own health care, for the first time you can be in the driving seat when it comes to medicine. Maggie Philbin explores the rise of online diagnosis tools, putting them to the test against a real doctor, and also reports on the revolution in personally tailored medicine that is giving new life to young asthma sufferers; Jem Stansfield tests out the very latest in self-monitoring gadgets as he investigates the world of self-tracking.
1001 Things You Should Know Channel 4, 15:30
Comedian Sandi Toksvig returns to host a second series of the quiz show. The show's panel of experts, including some of Channel 4's best known faces, ask the players questions everyone should know the answers to. But will today's competitors? This episode's inquisitors include Sarah Beeny and Cathy Newman.
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W C C H O IC E 06:00 .................. Homes Under the Hammer
06:00 .......................... Daybreak
09:15 ....................Heir Hunters 10:00 .................. Homes Under the Hammer
07:00 ..............Don't Get Done, Get Dom
09:25 ....................... The Jeremy Kyle Show
11:00 ..............Don't Get Done, Get Dom
07:45 ..... Crime Scene Rescue
10:30................... This Morning 11:25........................... ITV News
11:45 .....Crime Scene Rescue
08:15......................... Saints and Scroungers
12:15 ...................Bargain Hunt
09:00 ........ Great British Menu
The Wright Way
13:00.......... BBC News at One
09:30 ..................... Great British Railway Journeys
BBC1, 22.35
13:45 ............................. Doctors
The Wright Way is a new BBC One sitcom from one of Britain’s most renowned comedy writers, Ben Elton (Blackadder, The Young Ones). The show stars David Haig as exasperated everyman, Gerald Wright. Gerald runs the Baselricky Council Health & Safety Department with a team of misfits who, despite their best efforts, seem to cause as much chaos as humanly possible in their mission to make Britain safer. In episode one, Gerald’s day gets off to a bad start. Living with his daughter, Susan, and her new partner, Victoria, is taking its toll on Gerald. Victoria turns out to be a bathroom hogger and Gerald is therefore forced to make use of the facilities at work, which have the push-button taps that he hates. During a staff meeting that identifies a rogue speed bump on the streets of Baselricky, Gerald’s colleague, Malika, announces her upcoming birthday by inviting gifts from the team with hints as subtle as a sledgehammer. Back home, Susan tries to encourage her dad to move on by getting back on the dating scene, while Victoria works on some new material to forge ahead with her DJ career. Encouraged by Susan, Gerald goes about getting Malika a birthday present, but an unfortunate mix up results in his intended romantic gesture landing him in very hot water. Gerald is played by David Haig, Susan by Joanne Matthews, Victoria by Beattie Edmondson and Malika by Mina Anwar
14:15 ...........................Escape to the Country
06:00............................Breakfast
13:30 ........ BBC London News
15:00 ........................ Perfection 15:45 ................ Chefs: Put Your Menu Where Your Mouth is Series which pitches some of TV's favourite chefs against each other in real restaurants to see who can make the most money. In this episode, Lesley Waters and John Burton Race go head-tohead in an epic battle for profit. The venue is an award-winning family-run Italian restaurant in south west London. The challenge for the chefs is to come up with an authentic three-course menu to impress the diners. They must call on all their cooking skills and restaurant experience, because there can be only one winner - the chef who makes the most profit.
16:30....... Antiques Road Trip 17:15........................... Pointless 18:00 ....... BBC News at Six 18:30 ........... Party Election Broadcast by the UK Independence Party 19:00 ..........The One Show 19:30 ................ EastEnders 20:00 ................. Holby City With the receipt of the F1 award, all eyes are on Arthur. But can he cope with the pressure of being the best junior doctor in the hospital? Everyone is surprised to see Ollie back at work so soon. Will he be able to keep his emotions in check without his work suffering? Ric is perturbed when he comes onto Keller to find that Michael has been covering for him and Serena wants to put him on AAU.
21:00 ........... The Syndicate 22:00 ....... BBC News at Ten 22:35 ........ The Wright Way 23:05 ........... Air Force One
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10:00 ..................................World Championship Snooker 12:00............ The Daily Politics 13:00 ..................................World Championship Snooker 17:55................... Party Election Broadcast by the UK Independence Party 18:00 ..................Eggheads 18:30 .......................Flog It! 19:00..........Hairy Bikers' Best of British
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20:00...The Great British CW Sewing Bee CHOICE 21:00 ......... Keeping Britain Alive: The NHS in a Day Documentary series capturing one day in the NHS, filmed by 100 camera crews across the UK, revealing the extraordinary range of demands placed on the country's biggest institution. The fifth film tells the story of Agnes and Rose, who are in hospital in London to have brain surgery to help control their tremors, surgery which has a dramatic and immediate impact. Meanwhile, in Blackpool, Terry, a patient in a psychiatric unit, is taken on a day trip to the zoo to help assess whether he is well enough to return to the community. We meet some of the 130 chemotherapy patients that are treated at a Manchester Cancer Unit on any one day, and follow health secretary Jeremy Hunt, just six weeks into the job, being given a tour of a new cancer centre in London.
22:00 ....... Later Live... with Jools Holland 22:30 ................. Newsnight 23:20 .........................World Championship Snooker Highlights
08:30 .............................Lorraine
11:30 ................... This Morning 12:30 ................. Loose Women 13:30 ........................... ITV News and Weather 14:00 ................Rory Bremner's Great British Views Today, Rory Bremner is at the seaside in Blackpool - the Las Vegas of the North. He goes to the top of the Tower to get a panoramic view of the resort, and bumps into an old dancing partner at the Tower Ballroom. He decides to take the plunge and brave the Big One - but will the view be worth it?
15:00 ....................... Dickinson's Real Deal 16:00................... Tipping Point 17:00 .........................The Chase Quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. Four contestants must pit their wits against the Chaser, a ruthless quiz genius determined to stop them winning the cash prize.
18:00 ..... ITV News London 18:25 ........... Party Election Broadcast by the UK Independence Party 18:30 ................... ITV News and Weather 19:00 ............... Emmerdale 19:30 .................. Live UEFA Champions League 22:00 ............... ITV News at Ten and Weather 22:40 ................ Pensioners Behind Bars Retirement is usually a time to take things easy, but in the last twenty years the number of over-60s doing time for a criminal offence has trebled. With sentences becoming harsher and longer, this group is now the fastest-growing in British prisons. Some senior citizens turn to crime in retirement, but what happens to career criminals when they hit pensionable age?
23:40 ............ In Plain Sight
19th April - 25th April 2013
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Tuesday Tuesday 23rd April 06:00....................Children's TV
06:00....................Children's TV
10:00 ..Undercover Boss USA
08:35 ... Roary the Racing Car
11:00 .........Location, Location, Location
08:45 ......Bananas in Pyjamas
12:00..............Channel 4 News
09:15 .............The Wright Stuff
12:05...... Come Dine with Me
11:10 ................................. Trisha
12:35 ............What's Cooking?
12:00................. Looney Tunes
09:00 ..................Monday Night Football
12:05 ........5 News Lunchtime
11:30 ........................Netbusters
12:15 ........... Cowboy Builders
10:00.......... NCIS: Los Angeles
12:00 ................. SPL Round Up
13:15 ............Home and Away
11:00 .......... NCIS: Los Angeles
12:30 .....................Soccer A.M. The Best Bits
12:00 .......... NCIS: Los Angeles 13:00 ...................Hawaii Five-0
13:00 .............CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
15:15.................... Spring Thaw
13:30 ..................Monday Night Football
14:00 ...................Hawaii Five-0
14:00 ...............Criminal Minds
17:00 ......................5 News at 5
16:00 ........................Netbusters
15:00 .................. Stargate SG-1
15:00 ...............Criminal Minds
17:30 ..................... Neighbours
16:00 .................. Stargate SG-1
18:00 ........... The Simpsons
16:30................. SPL Round Up
16:00 .............. Vet Adventures 17:00 ................................Airline
18:30 ..........5 News at 6.30
17:30 .......................The Middle
19:00 ....... Channel 4 News
17:00 ............. Barclays Premier League Review
17:00 ..................The Simpsons
18:30 .................. Hollyoaks
18:00 ........Home and Away
17:30 ................................Airline
18:00 ............ Football Asia
18:00 ................The Middle
20:00 ............ Embarrassing Bodies
19:00 ........... Extraordinary People
18:00 ... Nothing to Declare
18:30 ..... Revista de la Liga
18:30 ........... The Simpsons
21:00 ............. Edward VIII's Murderous Mistress
20:00 ....... Big Body Squad
19:30 ............... Elite League Speedway
19:00 ........... The Simpsons
19:00 ................ The Best of Nothing to Declare
19:30 ........... The Simpsons
19:30 ........................ Bones
21:30 ........Sporting Greats
20:00 ........................ Touch
20:30 .................. Sing Date
21:00 ................... K-19: The Widowmaker
21:00 ............... Elementary
23:40 ................ Revolution
23:00 ........................Bones
13:45 ..............Superscrimpers' Challenge 14:45..................... Countdown 15:30............. 1001 Things You Should Know 16:00............... Deal or No Dea 17:00 .................... Five Minutes to a Fortune
09:00....................... Tickety Toc
13:45 ..................... Neighbours 14:15 ................................... NCIS
06:00 .................Good Morning Sports Fans
06:00 ..........................Crash Test Dummies
06:00....... Nothing to Declare
07:00 .................Good Morning Sports Fans
07:00 .......................The Middle
07:00 ................................ Maury
08:00 ............................. Dog the Bounty Hunter
08:00 ................................ Maury
08:30 ............................. Dog the Bounty Hunter
09:30 ...................The Real A&E
08:00 .................Good Morning Sports Fans
22:00 ................ Shameless
21:00 .......CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
23:05 ............Random Acts
22:00 ...........Body of Proof
22:00 ..... Revista de la Liga
22:55 ........................ Dallas
23:00 .......Barclays Premier League Review
23:10 ........ 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown
19:00 ..... Britain's Youngest Head Chef Documentary following seven months in the life of chef Luke Thomas. At just 18, Luke is already Britain's youngest head chef, with an eponymous restaurant in a boutique hotel in Berkshire, and now he's reaching for cooking's ultimate prize, a Michelin star. Luke knows that winning a star is the culinary equivalent of an Oscar; a recipe for fame and fortune that could see him joining the ranks of celeb chefs like Heston and Gordon. Backing Luke is self-styled rock and roll hotelier Mark Fuller, who is keen to cash in on the PR power of the teen sensation.
20:00 ................... Don't Tell the Bride 21:00 .............. Barely Legal Drivers 22:00 ............ Bluestone 42 22:30 ............... EastEnders 23:00 ............... Family Guy 23:45 ......... American Dad!
23:55 ...................... CSI: NY
06:00.......... Aerobics: Oz Style 06:30........... Thrillseekers: Dirt 07:00 ..............WWE Afterburn 08:00..................... Soccer A.M. The Best Bits 09:00................. PGA Tour Golf 10:00...... European Tour Golf 12:00 ...........Shell's Wonderful World of Golf 13:30 ............ PGA Tour Classic 14:30 ............. Sporting Greats 15:00 ..............Cycling-Tour De Romandie 17:00 ...........Thrillseekers: Dirt 17:30 ..................................... NFL 18:30 ........... Golfing World 19:00 .....British Basketball League 21:00 ...........Golfing World 21:30 ............ Football Asia 22:00 ........... Football Gold 22:30 ........... Super League Backchat
19th April - 25th April 2013
09:00 .......... NCIS: Los Angeles
07:10.............. Later Live... with Jools Holland
06:00 ..........................Fish Town
08:10...........................Fifth Gear
08:00 ......................Blue Bloods
09:00 ..........The Gadget Show
09:00 ...... Star Trek: Enterprise
09:30 ..........The Gadget Show
10:00......................................... ER
10:00 ............................Top Gear
11:00...................... Blue Bloods
11:00 ............................Top Gear
12:00...... Star Trek: Enterprise
12:00 ...................... Traffic Cops
13:00 .................................House
13:00............................ Top Gear
14:00 .................................House
14:00 ............................Top Gear
15:00...................... Blue Bloods
15:00 ...................... Traffic Cops
16:00...... Star Trek: Enterprise
17:00 ............................Top Gear
17:00 .........................................ER
18:00 ................... Top Gear
18:00 ........................House
19:00 ............... Traffic Cops
19:00 ........................House
20:00 .......Storage Hunters
20:00 .. Friday Night Lights
20:30 .......Storage Hunters
21:00 ........................ Vegas
21:00 ..........................QI XL
22:00 ...........The Following
22:00 .........Mock the Week
23:00 ............Oliver Stone's Untold History of the United States
22:40 ...............................QI 23:20 ...............................QI
07:00 .........................................ER
06:30 .......Nothing to Declare
09:00 ...................The Real A&E 10:00 ...............Criminal Minds 11:00 ...............Criminal Minds 12:00............. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
22:00 ............. Chicago Fire
06:00 .......................Emmerdale 06:25 ..........Coronation Street 07:25 ....................... The Jeremy Kyle Show US 08:10 ....You've Been Framed! 08:40 .......................Judge Judy 09:05... The Only Way is Essex 10:35 ....The Real Housewives of Atlanta 11:35................. The Millionaire Matchmaker 12:30 .......................Emmerdale 13:00.......... Coronation Street 14:00..The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:10.....The Real Housewives of Atlanta 17:05 ................ The Millionaire Matchmaker 18:00 ........The Jeremy Kyle Show US 19:00 ..You've Been Framed! 20:00 ...Peter Andre: My Life 21:00 ... The Vampire Diaries 22:00 ....... 666 Park Avenue
W C C H O IC E Hairy Bikers' Best of British BBC2, 19:00
The Bikers take a culinary journey through time as they celebrate the history of British food. This time they focus on British sheep, which have provided us with milk, meat and wool for thousands of years. In the Best of British kitchen they rustle up a classic hogget and barley stew and tender lamb chops with kidneys, they help cook and eat a mouth-watering dish brought from North Africa, mechoui lamb, and reveal the history of the hardy seaweed-eating sheep found on the island of North Ronaldsay.
The Great British Sewing Bee BBC2, 20:00
Claudia Winkleman hosts a series in which some of the country's best home sewers are tested on their sewing and dressmaking skills in order to be crowned best amateur sewer by judges May Martin of the Women's Institute and Savile Row's Patrick Grant. In the final programme, the three contenders follow a complicated pattern for a man's shirt. The judges look for perfect top stitching with no pleats or puckers and one of the contestants is driven to tears. In the second challenge, they show off their stitching skills by decorating an evening bag, and the final task sees them create a made-to-measure evening dress in a luxury fabric for their new models.
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Wednesday Wednesday 06:00 ........................... Breakfast 09:15..................... Heir Hunters
Food Glorious Food ITV1, 20.00 It’s the final of Food Glorious Food. Yorkshire school teacher Rahila with her traditional White Chicken Korma and the students from Star Bistro with their summer fruit jelly, will go head to head and compete for the ultimate home cook’s prize - a place on the supermarket shelves and £20 000 The fate of the winner will be decided by the Great British public in secret in-store trails up and down the country. As both are transformed from their home cooked kitchen recipes to dishes that can be made in their thousands and things don’t go to plan as Rahila’s spices prove problematic and Star Bistro’s boozy jelly pushes the development team over the limit. Series overview: Anyone with a passion for cooking has a favourite dish that they love to cook, be it something they created themselves, or a recipe passed down through the generations. Now, in this delightful new series for ITV, a team of expert judges have scoured the country for Britain’s best loved recipe, with the winning dish earning a place on the shelves of Marks & Spencer and a £20,000 cash prize. Presented by Carol Vorderman, the series will see contestants up and down the country bringing their dishes to be sampled. The judges, Stacie Stewart from the Beehive Bakery, food writer and editor Tom Parker Bowles, food connoisseur Loyd Grossman and vice chairwoman of the WI Anne Harrison, will be tasting the dishes and choosing their favourites to go through to the next round.
Series dedicated to finding the heirs of people who have died without leaving a will. Joyce Logan died aged 87 in February 2008. She had been married to Raymond Perkins for 51 years but they never had children. The heir hunters begin working the case but because Joyce had no children or siblings, everything hangs on her parents and any siblings they might have had. The heir hunters also work on the case of Kenneth Routledge and his 160 thousand pound estate.
10:00 .................. Homes Under the Hammer 11:00 ..............Don't Get Done, Get Dom 11:45 ..... Crime Scene Rescue 12:15 ................... Bargain Hunt 13:00 ...........BBC News at One 13:45 ..............................Doctors 14:15........................... Escape to the Country 15:00 .........................Perfection 15:45 ................ Chefs: Put Your Menu Where Your Mouth is 16:30............................ Antiques Road Trip 17:15 ............................Pointless 18:00 ........ BBC News at Six 19:00 .......... The One Show 20:00 ................ MasterChe 21:00 .................Great Bear Stakeout
06:00 .......................... Daybreak
07:00 ..............Don't Get Done, Get Dom
09:25 ....................... The Jeremy Kyle Show
07:45 ..... Crime Scene Rescue
10:30 ................... This Morning
08:15.......................... Saints and Scroungers
11:25 ...........................ITV News
09:00 ........ Great British Menu 09:30 ............................See Hear 10:00 ..................................World Championship Snooker 11:30 ............The Daily Politics 13:00 ...............................Lifeline 13:10 ..................................World Championship Snooker 17:55 .................. Party Election Broadcast by the Green Party
08:30 .............................Lorraine
11:30 ................... This Morning 12:30 ................. Loose Women 13:30 ........................... ITV News and Weather 14:00 ................Rory Bremner's Great British Views 15:00 ....................... Dickinson's Real Deal 16:00 .................. Tipping Point 17:00 .........................The Chase 18:00 .................... ITV News London
18:30 .......................Flog It!
18:25 ........... Party Election Broadcast by the Green Party
19:00 ..............Hairy Bikers' Best of British
18:30 .................... ITV News and Weather
20:00 ......................... Coast
19:00 ............... Emmerdale
18:00 .................. Eggheads
Rivers and Seas Collide. The team journey around the great estuaries of Britain where 20 million people live, and a dazzling variety of animals thrive. Nick Crane explores the wealth of wildlife and industry that are attracted to the Firth of Forth, the mighty estuary that feeds Edinburgh, and must answer a deceptively tricky question - why is the sea salty? Nick also investigates a remarkable natural phenomenon discovered accidentally on this coast in 1834. Miranda Krestovnikoff witnesses the extraordinary transformation that salmon must make to their bodies to avoid death by dehydration as they migrate from freshwater to saltwater, and learns how Scottish fish farmers uncovered the secret of managing salmon in captivity? Tessa Dunlop reveals how the Victorian zeal for cleanliness turned the Thames into a giant self-flushing toilet bowl.
19:30 .... Coronation Street 20:00.Food Glorious Food
CW
CHO ICE
21:00 ....... Scott and Bailey
21:00 ...... South Africa: The Massacre that Changed a Nation
DCs Janet Scott and Rachel Bailey tackle more extreme and disturbing crimes whilst juggling their own complicated personal lives. Rachel resorts to sleeping under her desk in response to Sean's possessiveness, but finds a much more comfortable place to rest her head when Janet invites her to stay at her place. Janet prepares to take the next step in her career as sergeant, but a much younger candidate is given the role. Back on the case from earlier in the series - when an elderly wife was found decapitated with her bedridden husband languishing nearby, there are further twists to the tale as the couple's daughter directs Janet to her brother's remains, admitting that she helped to bury him. Is she a witness or a suspect?
22:00 ..James May's Things You Need to Know...
22:00 ............... ITV News at Ten and Weather
22:00 ....... BBC News at Ten
22:30 ................ Newsnight
22:35 ................ A Question of Sport
23:20 .........................World Championship Snooker Highlights
22:35 .................Dame Kelly Holmes: Sports Life Stories
Documentary following the lives of grizzly bears. In this episode the cameras follow Parsnip, a first-time grizzly mum, and her young cub, Pushki. Only half of new bear cubs make it through the season, and they are both struggling to survive in this vast Alaskan wilderness. This area is ruled by a massive male bear, Van, and his partner Alice, a prized female bear with an aggressive and sinister side. Hungry adult bears will kill cubs, so Parsnip's summer is full of unexpected adventure; she must escape Van's clutches and learn from her mistakes if she and her cub are to survive the season.
23:05 ......................Munich
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23:35 .................. The Dales
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y Wednesday Wednesday 24th April 06:10 ....................... The Hoobs 07:05 ........... According to Jim 07:30 ............Everybody Loves Raymond 08:25................................ Frasier 10:00 ...................... Undercover Boss USA 11:00 .........Location, Location, Location 12:00 .............Channel 4 News 12:05 ..... Come Dine with Me 12:35 ............What's Cooking? 13:45 ..............Superscrimpers: Waste Not, Want Not 14:45 ..................... Countdown 15:30 ............. 1001 Things You Should Know 16:00 ..............Deal or No Deal 17:00 .................... Five Minutes to a Fortune 18:00 ...........The Simpsons 18:30 ................. Hollyoaks 19:00 ....... Channel 4 News 20:00 .............Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 21:00.24 Hours in A and E CW CHO ICE 22:00 .........10 O'Clock Live 22:55 ............Random Acts
06:00....................Children's TV 09:15 .............The Wright Stuff 11:10 ................................. Trisha 12:00 ................. Looney Tunes 12:05 ........5 News Lunchtime 12:15 ...............Ben Fogle: New Lives in the Wild 13:15 ............Home and Away 13:45 ..................... Neighbours 14:15.................................... NCIS 15:15 ............ Mystery Woman: Vision of a Murder 17:00 ......................5 News at 5 17:30 ..................... Neighbours 18:00 .......Home and Away 18:30 ..........5 News at 6.30 19:00 ...Rolf's Animal Clinic 20:00 .....Emergency Bikers 21:00.......................NCIS CW CHO ICE 22:00 .......... Law and Order: Special Victims Unit 22:55 ........CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 23:55 ..................The Aussie Millions Poker Championship
06:00 .................Good Morning Sports Fans 07:00 .................Good Morning Sports Fans 09:00............ UEFA Champions League 10:00........... Revista de la Liga 11:00 ............. Barclays Premier League Review 12:00 ............UEFA Champions League 13:00 ........... Revista de la Liga 14:00 ............. Barclays Premier League Review 15:00.................... Football Asia 15:30 ...................Super League Backchat 16:00 ............UEFA Champions League 17:00 ........... Transworld Sport 18:00 ...............Boots 'n' All 19:00 .............. Total Rugby 19:30 .............. Elite League Speedway 21:30 .............. Total Rugby 22:00 .......Sporting Heroes 23:00 ............................ NFL
19:00 .......... Total Wipeout
06:00 ..........Aerobics: Oz Style 06:30 ...........Thrillseekers: Dirt 07:00 ...................WWE Vintage Collection 08:00...Ladies European Tour 09:00............Thrillseekers: Dirt 09:30.................. Super League Backchat 10:00...................... Elite League Speedway 12:00................... Super League Backchat 12:30.................. Golfing World 13:00..................... Elite League Speedway 15:00..................... Cycling-Tour De Romandie 17:00.................... Football Asia 17:30.. FIBA World Basketball 18:00 ... Hyundai A League 18:30 . FIFA Futbol Mundial 19:00 .......UEFA Champions League
07:10 .............. Later Live... with Jools Holland
06:00 ..........................Fish Town
08:10 .............Storage Hunters
08:00 ......................Blue Bloods
09:00.......... The Gadget Show
09:00 ...... Star Trek: Enterprise
10:00 ............................Top Gear
10:00 .........................................ER
11:00 ............................Top Gear
11:00 ......................Blue Bloods
12:00 .............Storage Hunters
12:00 ...... Star Trek: Enterprise
13:00 ............................Top Gear
13:00................................. House
15:00 ...................... Traffic Cops
14:00 .................................House
16:00 .............Storage Hunters
15:00 ......................Blue Bloods
17:00 ............................Top Gear 18:00 .................... Top Gear
16:00 ............................ Star Trek: Enterprise
19:00 ............... Man v Food
17:00 .........................................ER
19:30 ... Lizard Lick Towing
18:00 ........................House
20:30 .... Lizard Lick Towing
19:00 ........................House
21:00 ..........................QI XL
20:00 .................. Inside the Actors Studio
20:00 ..............Free Speech 21:00 ...........Licence to Kill After her own accident left her unable to walk, Sophie Morgan presents a documentary looking at why traffic collisions are the single biggest killer of young people and how that can be stopped. With access into a number of high profile cases from the moment of the crash through to resolution in the courts, she meets people who have seen their lives changed forever in an instant - whether they were injured or they were driving. As she follows the progress of families like the Singhs, devastated by an accident caused by a professional footballer, she hears emotional stories of regret and recovery, finds out what it means to be responsible for a death on the roads and discovers one way that the rate of accidents involving young drivers could be brought down.
22:00 ........ Russell Howard 23:00 ............... Family Guy 23:45 ......... American Dad!
19th April - 25th April 2013
22:00 ..................... The Rob Brydon Show
06:00..... Crash Test Dummies
06:00 .......Nothing to Declare
07:00 .......................The Middle
06:30 .......Nothing to Declare
08:00 ............................. Dog the Bounty Hunter
07:00 ................................ Maury
08:30 ............................. Dog the Bounty Hunter
09:00................... The Real A&E
09:00 .......... NCIS: Los Angeles 10:00 .......... NCIS: Los Angeles 11:00 .......... NCIS: Los Angeles 12:00 .......... NCIS: Los Angeles 13:00 ...................Hawaii Five-0
08:00 ................................ Maury 09:30................... The Real A&E 10:00............... Criminal Minds 11:00 ...............Criminal Minds 12:00............. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
14:00 ...................Hawaii Five-0
13:00 .............CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
15:00 .................. Stargate SG-1
14:00 ...............Criminal Minds
16:00 .................. Stargate SG-1
15:00 ...............Criminal Minds
17:00.................. The Simpsons
16:00 .............. Vet Adventures
17:30 .......................The Middle
17:00 ................................Airline
18:00 ................The Middle
17:30 ................................Airline
18:30 ........... The Simpsons
18:00 ... Nothing to Declare
19:00 ........... The Simpsons
19:00 ......... Criminal Minds
20:00 .......... Ashley Banjo's Secret Street Crew
20:00 ............. Chicago Fire
21:00 ......................... Touch
22:00 ........ Grey's Anatomy
22:00 ........................... Glee
23:00 .................... It's Love, Actually
23:00 ...................Brit Cops: Frontline Crime
07:00 .........................................ER
21:00 .............. Blue Bloods
22:40 .........Mock the Week
22:00 ...................Mad Men
23:20 ...............................QI
23:00 ......Game of Thrones
21:00 ........................Bones
23:30 .....It's Love, Actually
06:00 .......................Emmerdale 06:25 ......................Britain's Got More Talent 07:25 ....................... The Jeremy Kyle Show US 08:10.... You've Been Framed! 08:40 .......................Judge Judy 09:05... The Only Way is Essex 10:35 ....The Real Housewives of Atlanta 11:35 ................ The Millionaire Matchmaker 12:30 .......................Emmerdale 13:00 ......................Britain's Got More Talent 14:00..The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:10 ....The Real Housewives of Atlanta 17:05 ................ The Millionaire Matchmaker 18:00 ................The Jeremy Kyle Show US 19:00 ..You've Been Framed! 20:00 ..........Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
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24 Hours in A and E Channel 4, 21:00
The series continues with a powerful cautionary episode about events that shock people into reflecting on the way they live their lives. Thirty-nine-yearold Neil was driving a friend's sports car when he was involved in a head-on collision with another vehicle. After remaining trapped in the wreckage for over an hour, he's flown by HEMS, the helicopter emergency medics, to King's A&E. The main concern is potential paralysis from injury to his neck and back. Meanwhile in Minors, two patients have come in as the result of daredevil antics. Thomassine, who's 21, is a fledgling skateboarder who was encouraged by her best friend Andre to do a risky stunt in the park after dark and she's badly hurt her ankle. Another patient, 34-year-old Matias, tried to get onto a train after the doors had closed. With his hands trapped, he was dragged along the platform until he managed to pull himself free.
NCIS Channel 5, 21:00
Crime drama series based on the work of the agency dedicated to solving crimes concerning US naval personnel. An investigation into the murder of a naval attach on holiday from Egypt is complicated by the intervention of her husband, who is also a detective. Ziva's old boyfriend Ray and a Middle Eastern terrorist group are also linked to the crime.
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Thursday Thursday 06:00 ........................... Breakfast
06:00 ............... This is BBC Two
06:00 .......................... Daybreak
09:15 .................... Heir Hunters
06:05 .................. Homes Under the Hammer
08:30 .............................Lorraine
10:00.......... Homes Under the Hammer 11:00 ..............Don't Get Done, Get Dom
07:05 ..............Don't Get Done, Get Dom
09:25 ....................... The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30.................... This Morning
07:50 .....................Crime Scene Rescue
11:25........................... ITV News 12:30 ................. Loose Women
12:15 ................... Bargain Hunt
08:20 ......................... Saints and Scroungers
13:00 ...........BBC News at One
09:05 ........ Great British Menu
13:30 .........BBC London News
09:35 ........ Great British Menu
13:45 ..............................Doctors
10:05...................... Great British Railway Journeys
11:45 .....................Crime Scene Rescue
14:15 ...........................Escape to the Country
10:35 .......................... HARDtalk
15:00 .........................Perfection
11:00 ......................... BBC News
15:45 ................ Chefs: Put Your Menu Where Your Mouth is
11:30 .............BBC World News
16:30 ........Antiques Road Trip 17:15 ............................Pointless 18:00 ........BBC News at Six 18:30 ....BBC London News 19:00 .......... The One Show 19:30 ................EastEnders 20:00 ............... MasterChef It is the semi-finals and the four remaining contestants enter the world of fine dining but before they do, they face a daunting task in the MasterChef kitchen; to cook for one of the most demanding Michelin-starred chefs in the country, Marcus Wareing. If that weren't enough, it's also an invention test. Given only 15 minutes to select their ingredients, the contestants have just 90 minutes to conjure up two exceptional dishes, consisting of one savoury and one sweet course. The semi finalists are then taken to the world-famous Savoy hotel, a London landmark which is the epitome of style and sophistication. They must produce a first-class fine dining menu for 12 of the most iconic women in British cinema history, former Bond girls. With Gregg hosting the opulent dinner, and John running the kitchen, the contestants have three hours to prepare a four-course dinner - comprising a starter, fish course, main course and dessert.
21:00 .................Great Bear Stakeout 22:00 .......BBC News at Ten 22:35 .......... Question Time 23:35 ..................This Week
12:00 ............The Daily Politics 13:00...................................World Championship Snooker 17:55 .................. Party Election Broadcast by the Liberal Democrats 18:00 ..................Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain - The Eggheads - made up of some of the country's top quizzers, including new Egghead, Tremendous Knowledge Dave Rainford; Mastermind and Millionaire winner, Pat Gibson; winner of Are You An Egghead?, Barry Simmons; Millionaire winner, Judith Keppel; Mastermind winner, Chris Hughes; four times world quiz champion, Kevin Ashman; and 15-1 winner, Daphne Fowler. Can the challengers triumph over the general knowledge Goliaths and walk off with the cash prize or will it roll over to the next show?
18:30 .......................Flog It! 19:00 ..............Hairy Bikers' Best of British 20:00...........James May's CW Man Lab CHOICE 21:00 ......... The Politician's Husband 22:00 .... Watson and Oliver 22:30 ................. Newsnight 23:20 ......................... World Championship Snooker Highlights
11:30................... This Morning 13:30 ........................... ITV News and Weather 14:00................ Rory Bremner's Great British Views 15:00 ....................... Dickinson's Real Deal Some of the best moments from the show including Tim Hogarth's battle over a gold Ebel watch, and a pair of early Moorcroft vases cause a stir.
16:00................... Tipping Point 17:00 .........................The Chase Quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. Four contestants must pit their wits against the Chaser, a ruthless quiz genius determined to stop them winning at all costs. A thrilling battle of brainpower and quick-thinking ensues, with each contestant trying to outrun the Chaser and bank their prize money before the final round, when the surviving team members join forces to try and win thousands of pounds.
18:00 ..... ITV News London 18:10 ........... Party Election Broadcast by the Liberal Democrats 18:15 ................... ITV News and Weather 18:45 ............... Emmerdale 19:45 .........UEFA Europa W C League Live CHOICE FC Basel v Chelsea. Matt Smith presents live coverage of the semi-final first leg, as Chelsea travel to Switzerland to play FC Basel. The Champions League holders Chelsea, have never won this competition before but face a tough prospect against a team that knocked Tottenham Hotspur out in the last round.
22:10 ............... ITV News at Ten and Weather 22:45 ............ The Jonathan Ross Show 23:50 ......... River Monsters
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FC Basel v Chelsea ITV1, 19.45 Matt Smith presents live coverage of the Europa League semi-final first leg as Chelsea travel to Switzerland to play FC Basel. The Champions League holders Chelsea, have never won this competition before but face a tough prospect against a team that knocked Tottenham Hotspur out in the last round.
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Thursday Thursday 25th April 06:10 ....................... The Hoobs 07:05........... According to Jim 07:30 ............Everybody Loves Raymond 08:25 ................................Frasier 10:00 ............ Undercover Boss Australia 11:00 .........Location, Location, Location 12:00 .............Channel 4 News 12:05..... Come Dine with Me 12:35 ............What's Cooking? 13:45 ..............Superscrimpers: Waste Not, Want Not 14:45 ..................... Countdown 15:30 ............. 1001 Things You Should Know 16:00 ..............Deal or No Deal 17:00 .................... Five Minutes to a Fortune 18:00 .......The Simpsons CW CHO ICE 18:30 ................. Hollyoaks 19:00 ....... Channel 4 News 20:00 ............ Secret Eaters 21:00 .................The Intern 22:00 ...........The Sex Clinic
06:00....................Children's TV
19:00 ................... Top Gear
06:00 ................ Good Morning Sports Fans
20:00 ............... Barely Legal Drivers Dean and Lauri. Series in which young drivers take to the road in the family car, unaware that their parents are watching every manoeuvre through state-of-theart cameras placed in the cars. Twenty-year-old student and party girl Lauri from Kingston-uponThames has a brilliant relationship with her parents, but hasn't driven a car since she wrote her eighteenth birthday present off. Eighteen-year-old supermarket worker Dean from Polegate near Eastbourne has a fractious relationship with his dad, but all he wants is for his dad to be proud of him.
08:00 ....................... Fifi and the Flowertots 08:15......................... Peppa Pig 08:35 ... Roary the Racing Car 08:45 ......Bananas in Pyjamas 09:00 .......................Tickety Toc 09:15 .............The Wright Stuff 11:10 ................................. Trisha 12:00 ................. Looney Tunes 12:05 ........5 News Lunchtime
06:00 ....................European Tour Golf Ballentine's Championship (Day 1). Day one of the Ballantine's Championship from Blackstone Golf Club in Icheon, South Korea. Austria's Bernd Wiesberger took top honours in this event last time out.
09:30 ...... UEFA Champions League 10:30 ....................... County Championship Cricket 18:30 .......Barclays Premier League World
06:00.......................... Crash Test Dummies
06:00 .......Nothing to Declare
07:00 .......................The Middle
07:00 ................................ Maury
08:00 ..............Dog the Bounty Hunter
08:00 ................................ Maury
08:30 ..............Dog the Bounty Hunter
09:30 ...................The Real A&E
09:00 .......... NCIS: Los Angeles 10:00 .......... NCIS: Los Angeles 11:00 .......... NCIS: Los Angeles 12:00 .......... NCIS: Los Angeles
09:00................... The Real A&E 10:00 ...............Criminal Minds 11:00 ...............Criminal Minds 12:00 .............CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
13:00 ...................Hawaii Five-0
13:00 .............CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
14:00 ...................Hawaii Five-0
14:00............... Criminal Minds
15:00 .................. Stargate SG-1
15:00 ...............Criminal Minds
16:00 .................. Stargate SG-1
16:00 .............. Vet Adventures
17:00 ..................The Simpsons
17:00 ................................Airline
17:30 .......................The Middle
17:30 ................................Airline
18:00 ................The Middle
18:00 .. Nothing to Declare
18:30 ........... The Simpsons
19:00 ......... Criminal Minds
23:00 ......... The Footballer's Football Show
20:00 ...............A League of Their Own
20:00 ..... It's Love, Actually
Footballers Football Show. David Jones is joined by guests including players, managers, administrators and club chairmen to discuss all of the week's big football stories.
21:00 ............Hawaii Five-0
21:00 ..................Ladyboys
22:00 ..... NCIS: Los Angeles
22:00 ............ Love Matters
23:00 ...................Brit Cops: Frontline Crime
23:00 .......CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
07:00 ..............................Carpool
06:00....................... Iconoclasts
07:10 .............. Later Live... with Jools Holland
07:00 ........................................ER
08:10 .........Lizard Lick Towing
10:00 ............ Sporting Heroes
09:00 ......Star Trek: Enterprise
09:30.......... The Gadget Show
11:00....Champions Tour Golf
10:00 ........................................ER
10:00.......................... Fifth Gear
12:00........... UEFA Champions League
11:00 ..................... Blue Bloods
11:00 ............................Top Gear
12:00 ......Star Trek: Enterprise
12:00 .........Lizard Lick Towing
13:00 ................................ House
13:00 ............................Top Gear
15:00 ..................... Blue Bloods
15:00 ...................... Traffic Cops
16:00 ......Star Trek: Enterprise
16:00 .........Lizard Lick Towing
17:00 ........................................ER
17:00 ............................Top Gear
18:00 ....................... House
18:00 .................... Top Gear
19:00 ....................... House
19:00 ...............Traffic Cops
06:00...................... Emmerdale 06:25.......... Coronation Street 06:55............ Planet's Funniest Animals 07:25 ....................... The Jeremy Kyle Show US 08:10 ....You've Been Framed! 08:40 .......................Judge Judy 09:05 .. The Only Way is Essex 10:35.... The Real Housewives of Atlanta 11:35 ................ The Millionaire Matchmaker 12:30 .......................Emmerdale 13:00 ..........Coronation Street 13:30 .......................Judge Judy 14:00..The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:10 ....The Real Housewives of Atlanta 17:05 ................ The Millionaire Matchmaker 18:00 ........ The Jeremy Kyle Show US 19:00 ..You've Been Framed!
12:15 ............. Big Body Squad 13:15 ............Home and Away 13:45 ..................... Neighbours 14:15 ..................The Mentalist 15:15 .......................Beyond the Blackboard 17:00 ......................5 News at 5 17:30 ..................... Neighbours 18:00 .......Home and Away 18:30 ..........5 News at 6.30 19:00 ..The Hotel Inspector 20:00...Cowboy Builders
CW
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21:00 ....... Trauma Doctors 22:00 ...........The Specialist
09:00............... Weber Cup Ten Pin Bowling
13:00........... Women's Hockey 15:00 ..............Cycling-Tour De Romandie 17:00 ..................................... NFL 18:00 .................... Ringside
A round-up of all the latest headlines from the Barclays Premier League. Including interviews with players and managers, vital team news and insider knowledge.
19:00 .........Premier League Darts 2013 Birmingham. Round twelve of the 2013 Premier League Darts season comes from the National Indoor Arena in Birmingham.
08:00 ..................... Blue Bloods
21:00 .......... Joined for Life
19:00 ........... Super League Superstars
21:50 .......... Pop's Greatest Dance Crazes
19:30 ....... Barclays Premier League World
20:00 ................... Top Gear
20:00 ...... Richard E Grant's Hotel Secrets
21:00 ........................... Suits
21:00 .............. Blue Bloods
22:00 ...... Russell Howard's Good News
20:00 ........ The Rugby Club
22:00 ......... Have I Got a Bit More News for You
22:00 ........................ Vegas
22:30 ............... EastEnders
22:00 ....... World Wrestling Entertainment
23:00 ............... Family Guy
06:30....... Nothing to Declare
21:00 .................... Ringside
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23:00 ......... Mock the Week 23:40 .......................... Suits
23:00 ............Oliver Stone's Untold History of the United States
20:30 ..... It's Love, Actually
W C C H O IC E James May's Man Lab BBC2, 20:00
James May continues his epic quest to re-skill the modern male. This time James attempts Man Lab's most secretive and risky stunt to date, which involves an ailing seaside town and a great big monster. Also, James challenges his hapless sidekick Rory to the unenviable task of running a whelk stall, a new type of table football is invented for every England fan, and a cup of tea will never be wasted again with the amazing Cup of Tea Alarm.
The Simpsons Channel 4, 18:00
Animated comedy series following the hilarious adventures of a working class, semidysfunctional nuclear family in the misfit city of Springfield. A hurricane hits Springfield and destroys Ned Flanders' house. This causes Ned to lose faith in God, and when some more disasters begin to strike him, it sends him over the edge, and into a mental institution.
Cowboy Builders Channel 5, 20:00
Dom Littlewood and Melinda Messenger track down the UK's most terrible tradesmen and put right their botched jobs. The duo wage war on a builder who has left a trail of woe behind him in a West Sussex village.
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Just be positive, even if it is a fib By Sue McDonald JUST for once, wouldn’t it be lovely to hear from someone in authority that things actually aren’t that bad, that everything is improving, and it will all be OK in the end.
And that, surely, would lead to more people spending their money and being more positive – and then it will, in fact, get better. So just for once, fib to us! From a business point of view, we have definitely seen an upturn in business over the last couple of months, and have several buyers just waiting to complete their property purchases before place their orders for furniture. There are also fewer “for sale” signs on view, which presumably means that a lot of property is moving,
even if it is at a much lower price. I’m not for a minute suggesting that things are getting back to what was “normal” a few years ago, and they probably never will. But if people are buying, that has to be a positive thing for the whole Island. That means that estate agents, banks, notaries, furniture shops (preferably mine!), kitchen-fitters, builders, etc, are all earning. And that they, in turn, are probably likely to spend money in shops, restaurants and bars. So the knock-on effect is good for all of us. At the moment, it is very much a buyers’ market, so if you have money, you can pick up property at a very reasonable price. Having said that, it is clear that buyers don’t have an unlimited budget nowadays, and most of our current work is dealing with upgrading pre-owned properties. A typical example is to buy new mattresses, perhaps new curtains and bedspreads, and some more modern pictures.
Sometimes a new sofa bed is needed, and on other occasions we can reupholster the existing one to bring it up to date. Generally speaking, for under 2,000 euros, we can do a revamp and make a property look much cleaner and more modern. It’s amazing what modern pictures and cushions can achieve, and often, if the budget can’t be stretched, throws can cover a multitude of sins! Equally, we can work a budget in stages, so that if the property is rented out, the income can pay for the revamp as and when. We can measure for new curtains, for example, have them made up and then install them once the funds are available. Like I said in one of my previous articles, you can work with what you’ve already got! So let’s all be positive. After all, we all live (full or part-time) on this lovely Island, and the weather has been amazing for months (although I hear a calima is on the way) …
Hard-pressed home-owners are target for quick-sale firms
FEARS that homeowners desperate for cash are being duped into selling houses cheaply and quickly - are being investigated by the Office of Fair Trading.
The OFT, which believes companies are trading on their cash plight by offering “quick house sales”, have already contacted 50 unidentified firms for details on their business models. And the watchdog is urging consumers to contact the OFT with information on their experiences. More than 157,900 UK households had fallen behind on their mortgage payments at the end of 2012. Firms in the housing sector offer to buy a property themselves,
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or find someone else to snap it up, often for less than the full market value. The OFT said that these type of companies may offer a “valuable service” for people who need fast access to cash. But it is concerned that stressed and vulnerable home owners, looking for a way out of financial difficulties, could be misled into selling for much less than their home is worth. There have also been suggestions that some customers have been told at the final stage of the “quick sale” process that the price they were getting had been considerably reduced. Other practices the watchdog is looking for include firms hiding their fees behind initial valuations which appear to offer a good price, and severe penalties
for breach of contract. The number of these quick sale operators has grown as the tough economic climate continues. The OFT will publish its findings on the “quick house sale” sector in July. The new regulator, the Financial Conduct Authority, welcomed the investigation and said it would work with the OFT to tackle any concerns. Peter Bolton King, global residential director of the Royal Institution of Chartered Surveyors, said that people considering a selling their homes quickly should take a step back and consider other options. He said they should get an estimate of what their property could sell for on the open market, even priced for a quick sale. Mr Bolton King added: “Naturally, people feel under financial pressure. They think, ‘I can sort out my problems in one fell swoop’. “But you should take a breath, take a step back and make sure you totally understand what it will mean.”
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By David Hudgell FORGET how many kinds of sweet flowers grow in an English country garden - according to a new study, the value of property grows as well. To celebrate Homebase’s show-garden at this year’s RHS Chelsea Flower Show, Homebase has revealed the true value of UK gardens with the nation claiming to invest £20billion in their backyards this year alone. According to the survey carried out by Homebase, the average garden has had £1,790 worth of investment that’s £80billion worth of petunias, ponds and parasols sitting on porches up and down the country. The need for investment is clear with two fifths of Britons refusing to choose or consider a home unless it has a sufficient garden. In fact, about 14% homeowners claim their garden has added more value to their
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Money grows on trees, flowers and plants
home than they had ever invested. With so much value outdoors, it’s no wonder that Britons are concerned about the value of the garden’s contents. Loss of a lawnmower is the nation’s biggest garden concern (30%). One in 10 also fret about theft or damage of plants many even fear sheds (19%) or barbecues (15%) being stolen or damaged. For homeowners using flower power to sell their house, one kind really rose to the occasion: the quintessentially British rose bush was regarded the most attractive. However, it was humble grass that provided the biggest draw for UK househunters, outstripping all other plants, trees and flowers as the item that people look for in the gardens of prospective homes. TOP OF THE BUDS The 10 flowers that will help sell your house Rose Lavender Fuchsia Tulip Sweet pea Lily Jasmine
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Geranium Hydrangea Sunflower GARDEN GLORIES The 10 outdoor items that most appeal to house-hunters Grass/lawn Trees Plants Flowers Shed Hedges Wildlife Vegetable patch Pond Garden furniture Meanwhile, gnomes proved far less effective with a measly one per cent claiming the pint-sized ornaments made a garden more appealing. Adam Frost, designer of the Homebase showgarden at Chelsea Flower Show, said: “The point of Chelsea Flower Show is to inspire people and to get us to engage with our gardens, in the same way that London Fashion Week influences high street fashion trends. “You don’t have to be in your 60s and a brilliant gardener to create something with real curb appeal. First time buyers just need to take the principles they apply to doing up the bathroom or
kitchen and use them to play and experiment with their garden to create a family space that acts as a corridor to nature.” Damian Gray, spokesperson for estate agents Knight Frank said: “Village-style houses have always been popular; however, the pretty house with a decent south facing garden is always in great demand. With countless property and gardening programmes on television instructing homeowners how to make the most of their garden, we are seeing a real interest in creating a garden that complements a house. Whether it’s a cottage or a country house, what’s the garden like? is a question high on the list from buyers.” Perhaps most surprising are Britons’ motivations for wanting a garden: one in 12 uses it to camp in, 15% use it for exercise and almost half sit and watch the birds and animals from the comfort of a garden chair. From bird-watching to the birds and bees, 10% use their garden for romantic moments and one in 20 has even
claimed to make love in the backyard! However, despite Britain’s unruly weather, the most popular garden pastime is sunbathing with 51% doing so. Frost added: “Every UK garden is different just like every UK home and its owners. However, with people staying in and entertaining at home more the garden offers a great opportunity to create an additional outdoor room that, with a bit of planning, can be used whatever the weather.” Matthew Compton, Head of Trading for Garden and Seasonal, Homebase, added: “It’s set to be an exciting year for budding and avid gardeners alike. With this year marking the centenary of the Chelsea Flower Show, we are sure this prestigious event will deliver ideas and inspiration in spades. “We hope that The Homebase Garden ‘Sowing the seeds of Change’ will provide just that but also show how simple touches can be easily implemented and add so much value to the garden - and the home.”
HOW TO INCREASE THE APPEAL AND VALUE OF YOUR GARDEN Making the garden an extension of your home is easier with a range of comfortable outdoor furniture. Adding in beanbags can bring colour and are an affordable way to bring a new look. Make the summer evenings last even longer with the use of outdoor lighting. Hanging lanterns are also great for adding a little romantic touch to your surroundings. Get real kerb appeal with a hanging basket. They are quick and cost effective way to brighten up an outdoor space. Utilise your space with interspersing vegetables with plants. You don’t need to have a dedicated patch to grow your own. Some like rhubarb can work in border areas, or patios and walls can have pots and planters. Use garden ornaments to create the perfect finishing touch, some quirky or interesting ones can create an interesting focal point with unusual pots for your plants.
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Dos and don’ts!
By Carl from Robot
IF there’s anything you should and shouldn’t be doing with your hair, my list of dos and don’ts should keep you on the right track. I give out information about hair all day - often when I‘m not in the salon - because you can never know enough about your hair. There are always new tips to try, so here goes: DO treat your hair as you would your best friend, with respect.
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And always make sure it gets the best possible treatment, like using the best shampoos and conditioners you can affordDON’T cheat on your products by using any old stuff on your hair. Remember, you get back what you put in. DO, after washing your hair, gently squeeze it with a towel to remove excess moisture. DON’T rub and tear at the hair as this will lead to breakage and split ends. DO detangle the hair with a wide tooth comb and/or your fingers because this will leave the hair smoother and cause less damage.
DON’T rip your hair by combing through with a fine comb or plastic brush. This WILL cause more damage than applying a colour! DO allow your hair to dry naturally, or with a hairdryer, BEFORE you start to style your hair because it doesn’t take shape around a brush until 90% dry. DON’T over-use heated appliances. I’ve seen more damage with these than any colouring method. DO keep up to your colour regularly as there’s nothing worse than roots showing. DON’T overlap your colours! This is fatal for hair, especially here in Tenerife. DO, especially at this time of year, apply a hair masque once a week if your hair is longer, or has colour. Try to leave it in for as long a period as possible. DON’T skimp on this hair-saving treatment. If you’re taking things out of your hair, you need to put something back. And finally, DO listen to the advice of your stylist during your salon visit. Take note of what he or she recommends, and the advice being given. DON’T walk away from the salon thinking that we have done our bit. That’s it! Now it’s YOUR turn to carry on the care at home. Otherwise, we are wasting our time - and you’re wasting your money!
Additional exercise is just as helpful as a good massage A SOOTHING massage is the best way to ease those post-workout aches and pains. or so it’s said.
Now, though, new research suggests that doing a bit more exercise can be just as effective. “It’s a common belief that massage is better, but it isn’t,” insisted Lars Andersen, lead author of the new study, published in the Journal of Strength and Conditioning Research. “In fact, massage and exercise have the same benefits.” Earlier research has shown that massage can offer some relief from workout soreness. To understand how well light exercise compares, Professor Andersen, from the National Research Centre
for the Working Environment in Copenhagen, asked 20 women to do a shoulder exercise while hooked up to a resistance machine. The women shrugged their shoulders while the machine applied resistance, which engaged the trapezius muscle between the neck and shoulders. Two days later, the women returned to the lab with aching trapezius muscles. On average, they rated their aches five on a 10-point scale, which was up from 0.8 before they had done the shoulder workout. The women then received a 10-minute massage on one shoulder and did a 10-minute “recovery” exercise on the other shoulder. Some women received the massage first, while others performed the exercise first. The recovery exercise involved shoulder
shrugs like the initial exercise; but this time the women gripped an elastic tube, held down by their foot to provide resistance. Professor Andersen found that, compared with a shoulder that wasn’t getting any attention, both massage and exercise each helped diminish muscle soreness. The effect peaked 10 minutes after each treatment, with women reporting a pain reduction of 0.8 points after the warm-up exercise and 0.7 points after the massage. “It’s a moderate change,” Professor Andersen told Reuters, adding that athletes would notice a difference in having their soreness reduced by this amount. “By reducing soreness, athletes could be able to perform better, but we didn’t measure this,” he said. “If you are sore, your movements are very stiff, and it’s difficult to perform.” It’s not clear how massage or exercise helps relieve soreness, but it is thought that both help to clear out metabolic by-products, such as lactic acid, associated with tissue damage and exercise. Professor Andersen recommends that people try light exercise to ease their pain, but I’m sure us girls would much rather lie back and enjoy a good massage!
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Be true to beetroot… and lower that blood pressure Barts and The London Medical School, said: “We were surprised by how little nitrate was needed to see such a large effect. “Our hope is that increasing one’s intake of vegetables with a high, dietary, nitrate content, such as green, leafy vegetables or beetroot, might be a lifestyle approach that one could easily employ to improve cardiovascular health.” Beetroot juice is found in most health food shops and usually costs around £2 a bottle. Around 16million people in Britain have high blood pressure, including one-third who don’t even know they have it, and it is a major
By Val Sainsbury DRINKING beetroot juice every day could help to lower blood pressure - because of its naturally-high levels of nitrate. New research suggests that an 8oz dose - about one cupful - may help high blood-pressure victims to cut their readings by around 7%. High concentrations of nitrate are also found in celery, cabbage and other leafy-green vegetables such as spinach and some lettuce. Eating high-nitrate foods triggers a series of chemical reactions in the blood, which can increase oxygen in areas of the body specifically lacking supply. The beetroot juice used in the study contained about 0.2g
of dietary nitrate levels found in a large bowl of lettuce, or two beetroots.
Amrita Ahluwalia, lead author of the study and a professor of vascular pharmacology at The
They drank 250ml of beetroot juice, or water containing a low amount of nitrate, and had their blood pressure monitored for 24 hours, says a report in the American Heart Association journal Hypertension. Compared with those drinking water, people having beetroot juice cut their systolic pressure by about 10 mm Hg. The effect was most pronounced three to six hours after drinking the juice, yet still present even 24 hours later. Previous research has shown that beetroot increases stamina, and can boost blood supply to vital areas of the brain.
Smaller waist equals good-health kidneys EXCESS weight around the tummy has been linked to an increased risk of kidney disease.
It was already known that being “appleshaped”, as opposed to “pear-shaped”, added to the risk of developing cardiovascular problems. And new research, in the Journal of the American Society of Nephrology, found signs of kidney problems in otherwise healthy apple-shaped people. Experts in Britain
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risk factor for heart disease, strokes and kidney failure. Changes in lifestyle, such as cutting down salt and alcohol and taking more exercise, may control blood pressure, and there are a number of drug treatments available. A high blood-pressure reading is one that exceeds 140/90 mm Hg. The first figure, the systolic pressure, corresponds to the “surge” that occurs with each heart beat. The latest study recruited eight women and seven men with systolic pressure between 140 and 159 mm Hg who were not taking blood-pressure drugs.
agree, warning that people need to take more care of their kidney health. The research, by a team at Holland’s University Medical Centre in Groningen, looked at more than 300 people with either a healthy bodyweight, or who were overweight. They found that having a higher waist-tohip ratio - seen in those who were more appleshaped - was associated with lower kidney function, reduced kidney blood flow and higher blood pressure in the kidneys. Surprisingly, this was
also the case in those who were otherwise healthy. Arjan Kwakernaak, who led the study, said: “We found that appleshaped persons - even if totally healthy and with a normal blood pressure - have an elevated blood pressure in their kidneys. When they are also overweight or obese, this is even worse.” The findings suggest that these individuals may benefit from treatments that reduce kidney blood pressure, such as cutting salt levels and targeted drug treatments. A Kidney Research UK spokesman said: “We understand already that central -“apple” - obesity is associated with higher cardiovascular risk than peripheral - “pear” - obesity. And this demonstrates that the same is true for kidney disease.” He added: “This is further evidence that there is a link between obesity and the growing problem of kidney disease. “It means that more needs to be done to make people aware of the importance of protecting kidney function.”
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Meson Era Las Mozas LAST Sunday I was privileged to be invited to the MESON ERA LAS MOZAS restaurant in Valle San Lorenzo to sample their typical Canarian cuisine.
It’s a little (well large actually) oasis tucked away in a tiny side street of Valle San Lorenzo.
Las Mozas has been there for 13 years so no doubt if you’ve lived here for a while you would’ve paid it a visit at least once, if not you don’t realise what you’re missing! We chose to sit outside in the covered courtyard area (where you can smoke) complete with real hanging plants and a whole host of long trestle like tables, ideal for large groups; there is also a cosy restaurant
where you can sit inside. With a bottle of Dorada and glass of Canarian white wine in hand we perused the multilingual menu, which is definitely a meat lover’s delight. I would say if you’re vegetarian it’s not the place for you. Hot bread, mojos both green and spicy red were brought to the table. To begin we shared a delicious and very reasonably priced dish
of garlic prawns, which were fresh and just delectable. Las Mozas is famous for its ribs but I thought I would break with tradition so for the main event I chose beef steak; two large pieces of thin steak graced my plate. So big infact there was no where to put the salad; or the melt in your mouth Canarian Potatoes. The meat was succulent and tasty, so you can see why people return time after time. My dining companion chose T-bone steak which was bigger than the plate itself, into which he made good progress but the sheer size defeated him. All in all we had a great evening, it’s spotlessly clean, you get attentive, good service and the main reason you go there is for the food, which was spot on.
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To reserve a table telephone 922 765 597, the restaurant is open for lunch straight through to the evening for dinner. Closed on
Mondays. There is ample free car parking. More information is available from www. eralasmozas.com or find them on Facebook.
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Flybe sees their ticket sales surge
British Airways signs Justin Rose BRITISH Airways has signed an exclusive threeyear partnership with, golfer Justin Rose, to become his Official Global Airline Partner. Justin will support the airline’s global marketing activity, including personal appearances, media and PR, internal engagements and supporting Flying Start – the airline’s charity partnership with Comic Relief. Justin’s Tour apparel will now feature the British Airways logo on his shirt collar, which started in the recent US Masters, where Rose finished down the leader board with winnings of 56,000 dollars (36,518.72 sterling) Justin said; “I’m delighted to be working with British Airways. Golf takes me all over the world, and as an athlete it’s really important to arrive feeling refreshed and ready to compete. The premium service provided by British Airways and its oneworld partners will be a great support with the busy season ahead and I’m proud to be an ambassador for my favourite airline. Abigail Comber, British Airways head
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of marketing, said: “We have a long standing history in supporting British sporting talent and I’m pleased that we are able to continue this through our partnership with Justin. We look forward to working with him.” Justin flew onto the golfing scene as a 17-year-old amateur during the 1998 Open Championship at Royal Birkdale, and has since gone on to win four times on the PGA Tour including the 2012 WGC – Cadillac Championship, defeating reigning Masters Champion, Bubba Watson by a stroke. Justin also has five career titles on The European Tour, where he was leading money winner in 2007. Last year, Justin stood out in The Ryder Cup, where he teamed up with close friend Ian Poulter to win two foursomes matches and came from behind to beat Phil Mickelson in the singles, sinking long birdie putts on the final two holes to secure Europe’s fifth straight point on Sunday. Having competed in 34 career majors, Rose has posted top-five finishes in each of the four major championships at least once in his career. For more about British Airways golf holidays visit www.ba.com/golf
FLYBE, one of Europe’s largest regional airline’s has received an overwhelming amount of public support for its latest campaign to highlight the unfairness of Air Passenger Duty.
The airline received a surge in ticket sales on the back of its pledge to give passengers an equivalent ‘tax rebate’ across 116 routes effective for travel
between 27th October 2013 and 25th October 2014. It also received over 2,000 customer signatures in just three days for its petition to the Chancellor of the Exchequer calling upon him to introduce a fair deal for UK domestic aviation. In addition, Flybe saw a spike in social media engagement during this time, as customer messages poured in backing the campaign to raise public awareness of the punitive Air Passenger Duty departure tax. Key
media also supported the cause, with leading travel writer and journalist Simon Calder commenting how ‘Flybe is one of the biggest victims of Air Passenger Duty’. Niall Duffy, Head of PR and Public Affairs Flybe UK comments: “Once again we want to thank our customers for their support in helping us highlight the unfairness of Air Passenger Duty, both on behalf of our customers and the aviation industry as a whole. “This campaign was
slightly different, as it was not just simply us advertising our flights, but an attempt to once again raise the issue of the Air Passenger Duty and in particular the ‘double hit that Uk domestic passengers suffer. The economic development of any region is dependent upon the access and communications into and out of that region. As Europe’s largest airline, Flybe vows to continue to put pressure on the Government until it re-considers this punitive and unfair tax”
Queen Beatrice is a great draw as culture museum is reopened A MAMMOTH crowd of at least 10,000 gathered in Amsterdam to see Holland’s Queen Beatrix open the newlyrestored Rijksmuseum following a 10-year, £320m renovation. The colourful spectacle, which featured brass bands and a daytime fireworks display, gave people a rare chance to see their 74-year-old monarch before her forthcoming abdication. It was one of her fi-
nal official public appearances, and she was warmly applauded as she turned a golden key to open the renovated national museum of art and culture. It houses the largest collection of treasures from the Netherlands’ naval and cultural history. More than 75,000 tickets have reportedly, already been sold for the renowned attraction, which houses Rembrandt’s The Night Watch and other Dutch
masterpieces. The famous Rembrandt work, showing Amsterdam’s Civic Guard setting off on a march, is the only painting in the collection to have been returned to its original place. The huge painting is approached along a Gallery of Honour, featuring works such as Johannes Vermeer’s Woman Reading a Letter, and The Merry Drinker by Frans Hals. Many of the prize piec-
es in the collection of 8,000 works have been redisplayed in a broader context, with related paintings, furniture, silver and ceramics arranged in close proximity to each other as part of the museum’s new layout. The renovation, by Spanish architectural firm Cruz y Ortiz, sought to bring light into the courtyards at the centre of the 1885 brick structure, which resembles a fairytale castle.
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By Jav FORD are determined to make their most of their revolutionary, fuel-conscious EcoBoost range of engines. That is why they will be using a new fourcylinder 1.5-litre petrol version in their new, updated Mondeo. The model will be previewed at China’s Shanghai Motor Show, the biennial auto affair alternating with the Beijing Show, which starts tomorrow (Saturday and runs th until 29 April.
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The engine will also feature in the USmarket Fusion and the European Mondeo, which will go on sale in Britain towards the end of 2014. The Euro-spec car will also be offered with Ford’s 1.0-litre EcoBoost engine. Ford’s new 1.5-litre unit has been designed and built for global markets, but the launch of the engine in China is particularly apt because the tax rate there goes up for cars with engines larger than 1.5 litres. The unit is expected to provide similar horsepower and torque performance
to Ford’s current 1.6-litre EcoBoost in its lower state of tune (148bhp and 240Nm respectively), while delivering improved fuel economy and lower CO2 emissions. It is the company’s fifth EcoBoost engine in a range which was launched with a 3.5-litre V6 EcoBoost in 2009. Ford added the 2.0-litre EcoBoost in 2010; the 1.6-litre EcoBoost in 2011; and last year, they launched the three-cylinder 1.0-litre EcoBoost. Like all EcoBoost engines, this new 1.5-litre features a turbo-charger, direct fuel-injection
and variable valve-timing. New innovations for this particular engine include a computercontrolled clutch on the belt-driven water pump. Ford claim it will improve efficiency as it reduces warm-up time. They will build the 1.5-litre EcoBoost at their Romanian factory in Craiova, starting later this month, with other locations to be announced in the future. Across all EcoBoost engines, Ford now have the capacity to build 1.6 million unitsannually, which bodes well for a really healthy future.
MG wizards dream up an SUV stunner WOW! This is the first dynamic sketch of MG’s CS concept car, which is making its debut at this week’s Shanghai Motor Show.
And the way MG are talking, it is far more than just an idea because the company describe as “a stunning, urban SUV concept, designed to slot into the compact SUV sector. They acknowledge this is one of the “fastestgrowing areas of the worldwide automotive market, where style and sports utility dominate fashion trends.” What’s more, the CS will become “MG’s first production urban SUV,” confirming that the crossover, just about the same size as the Nissan Juke, will be taking to the road in the near future. MG have toyed with the idea of adding an SUV to their line-up for some time, having brought the Icon concept to last year’s Beijing Motor Show.
But while that car featured decidedly retro looks, the CS concept is much more contemporary. The angular headlights, gloss-black Apillars and aggressive bumpers are much more in keeping with the production version of the UK-designed MG3 supermini, which is also expected to debut in Shanghai. The CS concept, dreamed up by Anthony Williams-Kenny, MG’s Global Design Director, and his team, is intended to “expand the global reach of the MG brand”. When it makes production, the SUV is likely to use the forthcoming MG5’s platform, and its 1.5-litre turbo-charged petrol engine. That’s so they can maximise the car’s appeal by avoiding the extra tax levied on cars with larger engines in China. But whether the CS will make its appearance in the UK - or over here for that matter remains to be seen. It’s certainly a stunning looker, that’s for sure.
Now that’s what you call red hot! BUGATTI’S Veyron Grand Sport Vitesse has become the world’s fastest opentop car, clocking 254.04mph. That was the good news for Bugatti. The bad news came days earlier when it was stripped of its world’s fastest production car title days
earlier by the Hennessy Venom GT, which managed 265.7mph. The Veyron, driven by Chinese racing driver Anthony Liu, hit the max on a run at the Volkswagen Group’s private Ehra-Lessien test track, near the old East German border. The 8.0-litre, W16 engine in the Vitesse produces 1,184bhp and 1,500Nm of torque, and it also uses a specially-
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developed roof spoiler and intricate windbreak to ensure the cabin remains calm, even at very high speeds. An understandably overjoyed Liu said: “This was a very exciting moment. The car, even at such high speeds, is incredibly comfortable and stable. “With an open top, you can really experience the sound of the engine. And yet, at even
higher speeds, I did not get compromised by the wind.” The iconic orange-andblack car used to set the record is appearing on the manufacturer’s stand at the Shanghai Show. And Bugatti are also using this opportunity to produce a limited run of eight “World Record Car” editions of the Grand Sport Vitesse, each car costing nearly £2m.
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By Roscoe
CD Tenerife 1 Sporting B 1 Caudal 1 CD Marino 1
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THIS Sunday is the most important two hours of the season for Tenerife’s two senior clubs.
Last weekend, Noah's late equaliser at Caudal meant that CD Marino avoided relegation, while CDT were left a little frustrated. Since I was on holiday, Adi Benson wrote the match report. With the home straight now in sight, Tenerife still find themselves with work to do to clinch the League title, something they should have been assured of weeks ago. Save for the recent 5-2 win, they have not been firing on all cylinders for a while now and only the fact that the chasing teams seem happy to settle for the positions they currently occupy, still sees them top of the pile. So the scene was set for a good home per-
ousness among the fans. This continued during the game, and you can’t help but wonder if it made its way down on to the pitch and among the players. Fran Ochoa replaced the suspended Ros in midfield, alongside the impressive Alberto. There was still no place in the starting XI for Suso, despite his heroics during the last home match, Cevera again choosing to play
formance. The sun was shining, the mercury was rising and 9,412 fans were heading to the Heliodoro. There are just six games left to play, with three of them at home: win those and CD Tenerife finish on top and just two games from promotion. I expected to find an atmosphere buzzing with expectation but, as I made my way into the stadium, I sensed nerv-
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Cristo Martin. Tenerife started brightly as expected from the home team. The passing was crisp, they moved the ball with confidence and closed down Sporting whenever they were in possession. But they seemed to be lacking a cutting edge. We know Moyano and Llorente like to get forward from full-back and support the wingers, but every time they got into decent positions down the flanks, there was no support in the middle. Alberto and Ochoa were sitting deep, Ayoze, the impressive youngster, was drifting out to the wings and Aridane was being his normal self, lumbering around and getting marked to easily. When they finally did get it right, in the 17th minute, they scored. Llorente played a great ball into the area. Aridane struck it well with his right foot but the keeper was able to parry. He then got a second bite of the cherry and made no mistake this time with his left foot his only genuine contribution to the game). It was that simple: time to kick on a grab a second goal, but they reverted to type, sat back and allowed Sporting B to get into the game.
The first half then passed without incident, until a couple of minutes before the break. Sporting won themselves a corner and the ball dropped right into the danger zone. The Tenerife defence were nowhere to be seen, allowing Guerrero to level for Sporting with a fine header. The response was immediate from Tenerife and they stepped up a gear, forcing Sporting B on to the back foot. An excellent move on the stroke of half-time saw first Ayoze hit the post, then Cristo hitting the other post before the keeper finally collected the ball. And that was the first half done. Cervera made a substitution at the start of the second half, removing the ineffective Ochoa and brining on Suso. From the start, he set about putting in his normal terrier-like performance and it wasn’t long before he pulled off his now-trademark run down the flank. He beat a player or two, drove to the deadball line and squared the ball across the front of goal. It went past the Sporting B defenders and goalkeeper and in at the back post came Ayoze. Just a touch was needed but, somehow, he
missed the ball completely as it seemed to pass under his foot and out it went for a throwin. This did nothing to settle the home fans’ nerves, and even when they found out that Leganes had drawn with Salamanca, it raised a murmur only. The visitors saw a bit more of the ball in the second half but never really threatened, and Yeray entered the fray in place of Chechu. It was Cervera’s way of saying: “Right Leganes have drawn, so a draw will do for us as well.” He gave Guillem a run-out in the place of Chechu, but he was sorely starved of service as Sporting B did well in breaking down any attacks Tenerife could muster. There was still time, though, for Ayoze to miss his second open goal of the afternoon. The ball was played through the Sporting defence, their keeper came to collect but slipped and it ran past him into the area. Ayoze reacted quickest and got to the ball first. The goal was at his mercy, but he was getting close attention from a defender (I’m being kind). He pulled back his foot … and managed to hit the outside of the post, putting the ball out for a goal-kick. His body language said it all! Sporting tried to push for a goal in the last few minutes, going for the old smash-and-grab routine we have seen many times before at the Heliodoro routine. But Tenerife stood firm and both teams settled for a point. Canarian Weekly ratings CD Tenerife: Aragoneses 7, Moyano 7, Bruno 6, Tarantino 6, Llorente 8, Alberto 6, Ochoa 5 (Suso 46min 8), Chechu 6 (Yeray 64min 6), Cristo 6 (Guillem 74min 6), Ayoze 7, Aridane 6.
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Feast of tennis for everybody
TENERIFE’S top tennis players, and their challengers, will converge on Santa Cruz over the next few weeks to contest the 23rd annual Fiesta de Mayo Open Championships. The 18th annual Youth Tournament for youngsters of all ages - will run alongside the two main events, for men and womenRespective champions Agustín González and Santana Gara will be defending their titles at the city’s Tennis Centre, within the Santa Cruz Sports Complex. The entire show is being organised jointly by the City Council
and Tennis Centre, and sponsored by the LGS analysis company. And it all happens at the Tennis Centre, within the Sports Complex, from next Saturday (27th April). That’s when the unseeded players start their bid to qualify for the main event, which gets underway on 1st May. The final phase begins three days later (4th May), when the bighitters - the Island’s leading players - pitch up in search of glory. Registration, costing 18 euros, can be completed via www. clubdetenispabellon. com The registration period closes at 8pm on Wednesday (24th April) and more information about the Fiesta de Mayo can be obtained by calling 670 838 805.
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TPT derail a title charge by Exiles TENERIFE Pool Tables produced one of the upsets of the season in Division Two on Tuesday. Nobody would have given Fat Nick’s side a prayer against titlechasing Exiles A, but they obviously didn’t read the script. TPT won the first frame, only for Exiles A to take the next two. That should have calmed their nerves, and they would have expected to kick on and win the match. However, TPT held in there - 2-2 became 3-2, then 4-2, 5-2 and, amazingly, 6-2 as the panic alarm went off for Exiles. They scrambled a couple back, but it was too big a task. Nick took the crucial 11th frame to give TPT
a famous win and jettison Exiles’ title dreams. Or had they? You see, leaders Next Door suffered a surprised defeat as well to give Exiles hope. Next Door have been top all season but they were never in it at home to James Place, who could yet get back in the promotion shake-up. James’ lads were 3-0 up and never looked like throwing it away. With father-and-son team Jim and James winning all six of their frames, the visitors coasted to an 8-4 success. This Tuesday’s barnstormer between Next Door and Exiles could decide the fate of both sides. Third-place Treehouse A had no problems beating Bluebell
DIVISION 1 RESULTS Gaffers A Palms Bar A Phoenix Potters Tenerife Hammers C Terrace Bar A
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Table 1 Tenerife Hammers A 2 Gaffers A 3 Phoenix Potters 4 Palms Bar A 5 Tenerife Hammers C 6 Phoenix Knights 7 Dreamers Bar 8 Terrace Bar A 9 Toscales A 10 The Peacocks A 11 Inn The Pink A 12 Terrace Bar B 13 Bar La Cana
It will be prayer-mat time on Sunday at 11am, Tenerife have
travelled for the tricky trip to Real Oviedo, who still harbour slim title-winning aspirations. They have not kicked on after a decent run at Christmas, which gave them a great platform for a real promotion charge. At home they are still excellent, but they have taken too many draws, and their away form is patchy at best - they have not won away since
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January. That said, they are still unbeaten at home, only Salamanca and, amazingly, CD Marino left Oviedo with a clean sheet. In many ways, the Tenerife match is more about them than us. They fluffed their lines at Leganes recently and this is very much the last-chance saloon for their summit chances. While CDT fans obviously want a win, I
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think manager Alvaro Cervera would snap your hand off if you offered him a point right now. It is set up as a shoot-out between the league’s top scorers, with Aridane currently leading Diego Cervero by two goals in the race to be the Pichichi. There is lots to like about Diego, and he was excellent when the sides clashed in Santa Cruz.
B, while Inn the Pink B spanked Shortys 102. Exiles B returned to winning ways at home to Picasso’s as did Bar 13 at home to Treehouse B. Bar 13 had waited a long time to get back in the win column, and Hoppys were happy on Monday as they sneaked past Toscales B 7-5. The top two in Division One both came through some tricky matches, and leaders Tenerife Hammers A had to dig deep to get the better of Phoenix Potters, who gave them a real contest. Inspired by Fritzel, the Hammers came good 8-4, while Gaffers A did Dreamers by the same scoreline. They were 5-0 up before Dream-
ers made the scoreline respectable. Palms A are back on track for third place. They had a weakened side but still overcame Inn The Pink A, who had won their previous three matches. In a fine match, Tel was the villain for Pink, sinking three blacks but winning one frame only. Ouch! Tenerife Hammers C ground out another win. They do like a long match, and they had too much stamina for Terrace B who should have got something before surrendering at 8-4. Meanwhile, on Amarilla Golf, The Peacocks got a point at Terrace A after Carl S 7-balled Adi to deny Terrace A a rare win!
DIVISION 2 RESULTS Bar 13 Exiles B Next Door Shorty's Tenerife Pool Tables The Treehouse A Toscales B
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Table 1 Next Door 2 Exiles A 3 The Treehouse A 4 James Place 5 Inn The Pink B 6 Bluebell A 7 Gaffers B 8 Palms Bar B 9 Exiles B 10 Ryan's Bar 11 Hoppys Bar 12 Picasso's 13 Tenerife Pool Tables 14 Bar 13 15 Bluebell B 16 Treehouse B 17 Toscales B 18 Shorty's 19 Mountain Rangers
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Yet for me, this could be perfectly set up for CDT. They will defend deep and look for the counter-attack. Star player Inigo Ros is back for Tenerife, and I fully expect experienced old heads Suso and Luismi to start. I'd even go with David Medina in midfield. Tenerife have a six point lead which, is, in reality seven with their superior head-to-head record over Leganes,
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who are here on Sunday to face CD Marino, who need a win to avoid relegation. And Marino are flying at home. They have won four of their last five in Las Americas and taken the scalps of Real Oviedo and Salamanca. They will be busting a gut to add to that on Sunday, and I urge all CD Tenerife fans to put their shirts on and cheer Marino home.
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Ladies clothes, size 10, 30 items, 30 euros. Powder-blue Jacques Vert outfit, skirt, top jacket, worn once, size 12, 40 euros. 19in TV, 10 euros - no remote. Glass table-tops, polished edges, 68cm x 59½cm 11 of, 67cm x 67cm 3 of, 66cm x 61"cm 1 of, 62cm x 64cm 1 of, 7 euros each or all for 50 euros. Satellite dish mounting bracket, 8 euros. 3D jigsaw, Tower Bridge, 15 euros. Sony CD player, 45 euros. Small toastie-maker, 10 euros. Fañabe area. Tel: 628 824 564 3-piece cane suite, suitable for lounge or conservatory. 175 euros. Golf del Sur. Tel: 672 337 430 Microwave & grill, 35 euros. TDT with remote, 15 euros. Ceiling fan with lamp, 25 euros. Camping gas, 20 euros. DVD player/ video recorder combo remote, 45 euros. DVD player, 15 euros. VCR player, 20 euros. Microwave, 20 euros. Butane gas bottle, 35 euros. 2 orange juicers, 10 euros each. Deep-fat fryer, 15 euros. VCR player, 20 euros. Cordless home phone, 10 euros. Table lamps with shade, 10 euros each. Computer monitor, 25 euros Tel: 632 526 710 Cordless home phone, 10 euros. Table lamp with shade, 8 euros. Computer monitor, 35 euros. 4-ring electric hob, 25 euros. Radio alarm clock, 25 euros. DVDs, 2 euros each. Steam iron, 10 euros. Hairdryer, coffee-maker, 20 euros. Toaster, 10 euros. Juicer, 10 euros. Blender, 14 euros. Bagless vacuum cleaner, 30 euros. 2200 watt vacuum cleaner, 35 euros. Computer speakers, 15 euros. Laptop briefcase, 15 euros. Radio CD player, 20 euros. Amplifier, 150 euros. Exercise bike, 60 euros. Suitcase, 35 euros. Parasol, 10 euros. Fishing rod/reel, 60 euros. Tel: 632 483 344 Ironing board, 10 euros. Sky box with remote, 40 euros, Remote for Sky box, 10 euros. Framed mirror, 20 euros. Office printer/ copier/scanner, 40 euros. Washing machine, 100 euros. Gas bottle, 35 euros. Small fridge, 60 euros. Washing machine, 120 euros. Playstation 2 with controller and 2 memory cards, 80 euros. Over 500 Playstation 2 games, 5 euros each. Laptop charger 10 euros. Tel: 632 483 344 Brown recliner chair, 50 euros. Light wood TV unit with drawers (from Garbo’s), 95 euros. Drinks trolley, 30 euros. Cordless iron (Silver Crest), still boxed, 15 euros. Golf del Sur. Tel: 672 337 430 Sony DCR -DVD Digital, Sony MD recording Walkman MZ-R501, 20 euros. Video camera-recorder, 100 euros. Playstation 2, slim with controller, 60 euros. Panasonic dmc -FZ 50 mega lumix camera, 100 euros. Gemini CDJ-20 professional CD player, 100 euros. DVD player, 20 euros. Tel: 631 489 991 Pedestal, hand-basin for bathroom etc. White, good condition, (chrome tap included), nearest to 15 euros for quick sale. Golf del Sur. Tel: 699 125 111 Large black computer chair, with arm rests. Buyer collects. 40 euros. Tel: 922 723 489 or 663 679 318 1 large set of weights & free weights, inc. bench, 100 euros ono. Wurko large fan, white/grey, 10 euros. large Cookworks blender, 20 euros ono. 1 homedics adjustable shiatsu massager, 30 euros. 2 pine coffee tables, 10 euros ono.1 small grilling machine for cooking meats, 10 euros. 10 items of gent’s clothes, T-shirts & shorts, Lonsdale & Ben Sherman, size L, 10 euros x 10 items, ideal for boot sale. Samsung Microwave, 500 watt, well used but working 10 euros ono. Los Cristianos - Summerland apts. Tel: 676 206 509 Children’s modular bedroom furniture - comprising of single
bed with underneath 2 drawer storage, new single mattress, headboard/cupboard with pull-out bookshelf, attached desk station with matching chair, floor-standing cupboard/drawer unit with large pull-out drawer on castors. Long wall unit with sliding clear doors for display, white, with blue doors and red accents. Matching red pear-shape bean bag, three circular rugs in blue and red, plus matching new bedding set still in bag. All less than year old. 275 euros. Tel: 922 729 654 or 697 937 683. Baby-stroller Brevi, lightweight, suit 6 mths to 3/4years, with shade & shopping net, black & silver, 20 euros. Baby buggy, layback type, suit from birth, with shade, lightweight and easy fold, 20 euros. Lean-mean grilling machine with bread-warmer, 25 euros. Braun cordless hair curlers with 6 new cartridges, new con, 25 euros. Brass (trumpet) Cornet ideal for child learning in school, with music book and original carry case, 85 euros. Freeto-air digital satellite receiver box for extra channels off a dish system SRT 4155, 20 euros. 1 pair pale-pink heavy satin, patio door curtains, 236cm x 262cm, new con, 30 euros. Logitech keyboard, 10 euros ono. Electric ceramic hob, 4-ring black (Nadoor) can be used only with an oven with control knobs, 45 euros ono. Los Cristianos Centre. Tel: 699 199 392 or 922 794 790 English TV receiver box, BBC1 & 2, ITV1 & 2, Channel 4 & 5. with aerial and remote control, 100 euros. Tel: 646 251 309 Cross trainer, electric, 12 programmes include heart-rate monitor, hardly used. 200 euros. Tel: 690 709 422 Sony mini-disc machine, 20 euros. Pull-up machine, excellent condition, 50 euros. Step ladders, 2 sets, 30 euros for both. Boxing bag, 40 euros. George Foreman electric grill, 25 euros. Sewing machine, 80 euros. Lady’s aluminium bike, 80 euros. Canary cage, 20 euros. Portable massage bed, 130 euros. Bread-maker with recipes, sin gluten, 40 euros. Professional mincer, suitable for burgers. etc. 100 euros. Hoover, 40 euros. Flat computer screen, keyboard and mouse, 35 euros. Tel: 634 373 879
BARGAIN OF THE WEEK Complete basic Spanish course, complete children’s Spanish course, 10 euros each. Tel: 665 495 888
Traditional Spanish wood-framed mirror, 114 x 84cm. 25 euros. Rowing machine, as new. Energetics ST3 with computer screen, Eight resistance levels. Folds for space saving, user instruction booklet. 50 euros. Tel: 620 228 740. Cluedo - The Collector’s Edition, comes with authentic sculptured period furniture, exacting wall and floor treatments and exquisite artifacts, comes complete with rules of play, Certificate of Authenticity. 100 euros. Tel: 620 228 740. Bathroom vanity unit, dark wood (mahogany) with 2 drawers and 3 doors. 82 x 82 x 35cm deep. Fitted with large Rocca basin and mixer taps with quick release waste plug, matching illuminated mirror. 110 euros ono. Callao Salvaje area. Tel: 659 562 279 Children’s Feber 12v electric quad bike, forward and reverse switch, excellent condition, with mains charger. 100 euros. Tel: 676 971 441 Queen-size bed inc. mattress, 40 euros. Nordic exerskier (needs clean up) 35 euros. Kitchen sundries inc. blender, juicer and toaster, 20 euros job lot. Assorted 1,000 piece jigsaw puzzles (2 unopened), plus family games inc. Scrabble, Larouse Spanish/ English dictionary ,15 euros job lot. Tel: 634 316 063 Toshiba Netbook 120gig hard drive 1gig ram Intel Atom windows XP in English, new high-power battery, UK model in excellent condition, 125 euros. Wii Game Bully Scholarship Edition, 10 euros. Sony Ericsson Spiro slide phone, white (Walkman) new battery, in box with Movistar pay-as-you-go sim, 40 euros. Brother electric typewriter as new, 45 euros. Binatone big-button, sim-free mobile phone, 35 euros. Pine table, 20 euros. Modern
china cabinet, quality wood and glass-dome top with light, excellent condition, 221cm x 88 x 40cm, 125 euros. Playstation 1 with controller, memory card and 4 games, excellent condition, 20 euros. Callao Salvaje Tel: 922 742 257 or 661 084 981 Pair lined curtains, beige/terracotta check, to fit window 100in x 100in, complete with tie-backs and frill. cost 300 euros new, bargain 50 euros. 80cm satellite dish with L&B and bracket and Grundig Sky digi box, 50 euros. Black & Decker jigsaw, 30 euros. Crafte 18v cordless power drill with spare battery-charger and drill bits - hardly used, 30 euros. Bosch angle grinder, 25 euros. Half-set golf clubs 5, 7, 9 plus wedge, including golf bag, 25 euros. 6 terracotta pots, assorted sizes 9 cm to 15cm, 20 euros. Tel: 693 855 320 32in Phillips flat-screen TV with remote, 200 euros. English TV box, BBC1 & 2, 3, ITV1 & 2, Channel 4 & 5, film channels, plus aerial. 150 euros. Brand-new dartboard, 25 euros. Tel: 606 547 772 White flat-screen computer monitor, 10 euros. Wi-Fi all-in-one Lexmark Printer,. direct photo-printing, scanner, copier, 25 euros. One-man tent, self-opening with carry case, 20 euros. Table-top chop saw with mitre settings, 25 euros. Electric plane, new, 10 euros. Hammer drill with clutch control in carry-case with drill bits and screwdriver attachments, 25 euros. 3 fishing rods, hold-all and stand, (holds 3 rods) plus seat box and tackle box, plenty of tackle, 80 euros. Black & Decker hot-air stripper, 5 euros. Videos, DVDs, CDs, ok for car boot sale. 15 euros. Tel: 693 752 275 2 folding Z-beds, good condition, 40 euros each. New stainlesssteel inset sinks with drainer, 50 euros each. Oval, dark wood coffee table. 25 euros. 2 bedroom chairs, Queen Anne style, 50 euros for both. Wooden-framed floral, upholstered chair/lounger, 20 euros. Ceramic, electric 4-ring hob. 30 euros. Large, plastic, outdoor dog kennel 40 euros. Silencio area, buyer to collect. Tel: 662 354 391 or 665 934 280 Clarke’s scrubbing, polishing wet pick-up machine with 2 tanks and base, 130 euros. Pure wood salon doors, with hinges ready to fit, 12 x 45in, suit bar or kitchen, 30 euros. 3 chefs’ large aprons, new in bag, 6 euros. 6 pairs new jeans, various sizes, 4 euros each. Barbie VW car with 2 Barbies, 6 euros. Electric sewing machine industrial, Mitsubishi, 80 euros. Girl’s clothes, size 8 to 10, 1 euro each item. Bag of ladies clothes, 15 items size 12-14, 1 euro each. Men’s clothes, T-shirts, tops, shorts, size large and medium, 1 euro each item. 4 pairs new shoes ladies, size 5 and 6, 3 euros each. Girl’s trainers and shoes size 36-39, 2 euros each. Children’s computer games, Disney games, 2 euros each. Children’s DVDs, 1 euro each. 30 books, 10 euros. Tel: 636 563 051.´ Tall bookcase, 110 euros, matching TV unit, 60 euros. Metal bedframe with mattress, 120 euros. Black metal headboard, 35 euros. Tel: 610 352 448 Men’s Vans shoes, 2 pairs, size 45 (11-12 UK sizes, one pair charcoal and orange, worn 4 times, 25 euros, other pair worn once, vgc, blue and black, 35 euros. Tel: 636 563 051 2 double glass-fronted fridges, 500 euros each. 2 stainless steel bottle dumps, 2m long, 500 euros each. Double and single fryers, 250 euros. Plancher 80cm wide, electric, 300 euros. Stage lights, 8 Cans, 2 stands and controller 500 euros. 400 watt amplifier 250 euros, 800 watt, 350 euros. Bose speakers 802, 500 euros. Table, chairs and stools from 25 euros. Stainless-steel wash basin, 250 euros. Various interior doors, wood and glass, 75 euros each. Tel: 686 828 953 Chest fridge, 80 x 65 x 88cm, vgc, 110 euros. 3 cream luxuty wicker wall units, bottom part, drawers and doors, top part, glass doors with shelves, 2 units 170 x 40 x 205cm, 175 euros each, 1 unit 90 x 40 x 195cm 125 euros. Tel 693 974 049 Chest fridge 80 x 65 x 88cm, vgc, 110 euros. 3 cream luxury wicker living room/dining room wall units. Bottom part doors and drawers, top part glass doors with shelves, like new, 2 units 170 x 40 x 205cm, 175 euros each. 1 unit 90 x 40 x 195cm, 125 euros. Tel: 693 974 049.
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3 Bed Apartment in Central Los Cristianos, Large Terrace & Pool on Complex, 750€ inc Bills Las Americas, 1 Bed, Totally refurbished, Sea views, 600€ incl Bills Los Cristianos, 1 Bed in El Mirador, Tastefully Furnished, 600€ incl bills 3 Bed Townhouse in Los Girasoles, Fanabe, Large Terrace & Gated Complex, 900€ Callao Salvaje, 1 Bed Apartment, Refurbished & spacious in a quiet location, 450€ incl bills Golf del Sur, Large 3 Bed House on Beautiful Complex with Pool, 795€ icl Bills Chayofa, 4 bedroomed villa With private pool, 1400€ Many more properties available, apartments, villas & Fincas
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PROPERTY FOR SALE Lockup garage (4 spaces) Golf del sur. Underground garage parking spaces, Golf del sur. Storage warehouse . Golf del sur. Poolside cafe/bar, Golf del sur.
Tel 637 819 680 BE YOUR OWN BOSS: Walk in Nail Bar/Teeth Whitening/ Hairdressers/Beauty Salon in Golf Del Sur for sale at reduced price with cheap loan/low deposit OR to Let from 80 Euros/wk. Contact David 0044(0)7912 623 999 or email mr.dbetts@ hotmail.co.uk
CARS WANTED CARS BOUGHT FOR CASH - Offer made once seen, we will come to you. WANTED small cars to medium cars, 4 X 4’s, small vans, people carriers, runners and non runners, accident damaged, etc. ANYTHING CONSIDERED.
Call us now on 629 128 667 FILM SERVICES
Llano del Camello, 3 bed end town house garage walled pool terraces extras. €160,000. (Rightmove Overseas Spain – San Miguel de Abona). Tel: 922 735 046 / 0044 161 684 9372. Email: beryl_hughes@hotmail.com
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PROPERTY FOR RENT Long-term rent -Playa San Juan. Sunny 2 bed apartment. 2 persons, 4 minutes from the beach. 470 Euros per month, all inclusive. Tel: 922 710 675
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My name is Lady, I’m a 6mths old Alsatian-Coliie cross. Some nasty man broke my leg with a stick and the kind people who found me and had it mended are going back to England next month. I’m looking for a loving home and will give you loads back in return. Tel: 922 712 861 / 678 308 951
Telemarketing Office in Torviscas area is looking for self motivated people to work as part of a team.Training will be given, computer knowledge preferred. Nationalities required are Bulgarian, Croatian, Slovenian, Polish, Czech, Slovak, Romanian and Hungarian, with spoken English or Spanish. Basic wage plus high commissions 9.30 to 5pm Monday to Friday. Email CV. to mail@ destinationtenerife.com or call Sue on 922 713 070 Club Olympus, family-owned resort in Playa de Las Americas, requires more In-House personnel to join their already successful Sales Team. Ability to converse with holidaymakers and an ambition to succeed is more important than experience in this field, although this would be useful. This is a full-time position with good rates of commission paid. Please call Sue on 922 795 606 or Ray on 600 526 647
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Ann Malpass M.A.F.H.P. M.C.F.H.P. Qualified Chiropodist. All your foot care needs solved in the comfort of your own home/hotel. Tel 625 799 570 Elaine Watson Jones MSSCh MBCHA, serving the community from El Medano to Los Gigantes for 13 years. Telephone 608 029 790
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Spotless Cleaning Service Apartments, offices, houses, bars, one offs or regular cleans. Call Jennie on 676 885 440 or Sharon on 616 128 668 for a quotation today. CLEANING
CLUBS & SOCIETIES An opportunity to meet and socialise at the Casta単uelas restaurant, seafront, Los Cristianos, near the Sunday market. Every Wednesday at 7.30pm. To reserve your place call Nancy on 655 679 033. No dinner in June.
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TELEPHONE: 902 811 069 E-mail: Computer Service Provider BT Authorised Dealer Dell Registered Partner
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PERSONAL SERVICES (CONT.) Mar, a loving Mexican girls in Los Cristianos, complacent, natural French, kisses, massage & much more, 24 hour service, hotel-home visits, in front of the Hotel Aguamar. Call 660 938 631.
KITCHENS & BATHROOMS Colin Taylor – Renovations & Maintenance, Bathrooms, Kitchens, Tiling, Plumbing etc. (e.g. complete bathroom & kitchen refurbishments, including all materials & labour from under 2000 euros) Tel 661 081 843 for quotation.
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Meliza, good looking Latin girl in Los Cristianos, great curves, big breasts, kisses, French, toys, in front of Hotel Aguamar, 24 hour service, hotel-home visits, speaks a little English, call 628 895 416.
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Specialists in security shutters and blinds, locks security glass and grills. QUALIFIED FITTERS AND FULL GUARANTEES Free no obligation survey & quotation. We speak English & German!
Yeni, Venezuelan girl in Los Cristianos, natural big breasts, kisses, cuddles, different positions, 24 hour service, hotel-home visits, speaks a little English. Call 610 359 991
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Veronica, a loving Columbian girl in Los Cristianos, in front of the Hotel Aguamar, call 20 minutes before, check out www. sexocanario.com or www.sexocanario.es call 654 091 101. New in Las Galletas, elegant, discreet & obliging girls, all services available, come & enjoy them, call 669 738 298 Laura in Los Cristianos, tall, great body, curvy, big breasts, call on 639 700 659
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Hello baby!!! I´m your most exciting dream. Super sexy hot young beauty. Lovely slim body, gorgeous curves, all for your needs and pleasure. Call (0034) 690 900 739
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PETS Pet Hotel Linde. Short breaks and holiday care for your pet. Pick up and return service. www.pethotellinde.com. Call 922 530 347
PLUMBING
Young beautiful escort would like to visit discrete gentleman for sexy time. Good English spoken. (0034) 603 111 478 Emilie, a gorgeous sensual Scandanavian blond, blue eyes, sexy & willing but not professional, voluptuous, natural breasts, firm round bottom & hour glass figure, will visit for half an hour or longer, call 672 529 426
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Boiler King: All plumbing works undertaken including boiler replacements, drain clearance, swimming pool pump repair & maintenance. Tel: 680 278 579
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REMOVALS UNIVERSAL EXPORTS S.L. PROFESSIONAL REMOVALS TO AND FROM THE U.K. Email: info@removals-tenerife.com Transport Licence: No. 11572932 C.I.F. No. B38820395 Tel: 922 720 711
TV AND SATELLITE
ALADDINS CAVE. Antiques & Vintage Goods bought & sold Tel: 922 720 493
Menny Fix, Satellite TV Tel 922 792 116 Avnd; Antonio Dominguez 18, Edif: MarOLa Local 2, Los Cristianos. EST 1994, Repairs, Maintenance and Sales.
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Furniture & Household Items bought for cash Immediate decisions
Phone Freddie 609 303 634 Rotations, call Gary on 922 790 822 or 662 496 422, closed every other Saturday.
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For All Your Tiling Needs: Bathrooms, Kitchens & Floors Most Aspects of Building Work Undertaken
Tel: 679 736 409 TRANSLATION TENERIFE TRANSLATION SERVICES Over 20 years experience. Official Translations, Medical, Conveyancing, Notary, Wills, Utilities, Insurances, Building licences Etc.. Transport available if required. Professionalism & Confidentiality guaranteed.
For these and many more call Tracey on 666 857 991 info@tenerifetranslationservices.com
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www.canarianweekly.com British Consulate Address: Plaza Weyler, 8, 1º, 38003 Santa Cruz de Tenerife. Public opening hours from 1st July 2012: Tuesdays & Fridays: 08.30hrs – 13.30hrs Notarial services: Please consult our webpage or call 902 109 356 or alternatively +34 913 342 194 for further information on how to make an appointment. Please note, we are no longer able to provide notarial services without prior appointment. Emergency Assistance: Assistance is available 24hrs a day, 7 days a week by calling us on 902 109 356 or alternatively +34 913 342 194 E-mail: info.consulate@fco.gov.uk Web:http//: ukin spain.fco.gov.uk British Consul: Steve Jones British Vice-Consul: Helen Keating Cosumer Office Tel: 922 76 16 00 Town Hall Tel: 922 76 16 00 Emergencies Emergency Services (All) Tel: 112 National Police Tel: 091 Local Police Tel: 092 Ambulance Tel: 061 Fire Brigade Tel: 080 Guardia Civil Tel: 062 Multi-lingual police central office Tel: 902 102 112 Call this number and ask to speak to an English operator to make
a report or official complaint. Local Police Tel: 922 75 70 06 Red Cross Emergencies and Ambulances Tel: 922 28 18 00 Information and Blood Bank Tel: 922 28 29 24 International MEDSERVICE Tel: 922 79 05 63 Medical Benefits Agency Tel: (00 44) 191 218 7547 For if you find yourself in medical difficulties whilst on holiday and without the proper holiday insurance. Pharmacy Information and Locator (24 hours) Tel: 922 28 24 24 Citizen Information Tel: 010 Postal Services Tel: 902 19 71 97 International Operator Tel: 11825 Local Operator Tel: 11818 Tourist Information Tel: 922 60 55 90 Hospitals & Medical Centres (Answering Machine) Tel: 094 Hospital Las Americas, Playa de las Americas Tel: 922 75 00 22 Playa de Las Americas Centro Medicos Del Sur Tel: 922 79 10 00 Candelaria Hospital Tel: 922 60 20 00 Beach Safety Obey the beach warning flags and always supervise children when near water. Red - Strong currents do not swim Yellow - Strong winds and turbulent sea conditions. Take care.
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Service Point Green - Safe to swim Shopping Most shops open from Mon - Sat 09:00 - 13:00 then 16:00 - 20:00 Some shops may open for just Saturday Morning, and many shops are closed on Sundays and Tourist Offices, Bank Holidays, with the exception of souvenir shops which tend to open 7 days a week. Tourist Offices Tenerife Sur Tourist Office (Main Tourist Office) Tel: 902 00 31 21 Santa Cruz de Tenerife Tel: 922 28 93 94 Santiago de Teide Tel: 922 86 03 48 Costa Adeje Tel: 922 75 06 33 Puerto de la Cruz Tel: 922 38 60 00 El Medano Tel: 922 17 60 02 La Laguna Tel: 922 63 11 94 La Orotava Tel: 922 32 30 41 Las Galletas Tel: 922 73 01 33 Los Cristianos Tel: 922 75 71 37 Los Llanos de Aridane Tel: 922 40 18 99 Playa de las Américas Tel: 922 79 76 68 Playa de las Vistas Tel: 922 78 70 11
Telephone numbers: Flight Information 902 404 704 (lines open 24 hours) Airport Information Tel: 922 75 90 00 Tourist Information Tel: 922 392 037 TFN - Tenerife Norte airport (Los Rodeos) For all domestic flights and some scheduled international and mainland ser-
vices. Telephone numbers: Flight Information Tel: 902 404 704 (lines open 24 hours) General Information Tel: 922 635 800 Buses TITSA is Tenerife´s public bus company. Tel: 922 53 13 00 The ´Bono-Bus´ discount card can be purchased from all TITSA
stations and terminals of TITSA and reduces the cost of transport by up to 30%. Radio Taxis Tel: 922 64 11 12 N.B. Taxi cabs display a special SP (Servico Público) licence plate. Arona Taxis Tel: 922 74 75 11 National Ferry Services Fred Olsen Tel: 922 62 82 52
WEATHER OUTLOOK
Tour Operators Thomson Tel: 922 79 86 07 TUI Tel: 922 77 77 20 Thomas Cook Tel: 922 757 409 Cosmos Tel: 922 793 802 Transport TFS - Tenerife Sur Airport (Reina Sofia) For flights from the Spanish mainland and nearly all scheduled international flights.
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