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Issue 821 20th September - 26th September 2013

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FLU JABS ARE JUST THE JOB! THE Canary Islands Government is investing 878,000 euros for flu jabs this winter to avoid the pitfalls of last year.

There will be 225,000 units available throughout the Archipelago and, from Monday, you can arrange vaccination appointments for the following week.

The 2013/2014 campaign against flu was actually launched throughout the islands this week and, the Basque country apart, the Canaries will be the first in Spain to begin vaccinating inhabitants, especially those most at risk.

Canaries Health Minister Bridget Mendoza says one of the main objectives of the campaign is “to reduce the mortality associated with influenza and the impact of the disease on society” which is why the Archipelago is getting cracking straight away.

She added: “These campaigns are aimed at protecting people who have a higher risk of developing complications from the viral illness, and those in occupations who provide services essential to the

community.” The highrisk groups, who will be eligible for a free flu jab include those aged over 65, the chronically ill and the morbidly obese.

So if you are an Expat, in the health system here and fall into one of these categories, you will also be eligible for a

flu jab. Another objective is to improve the process from last year, and increase the number of the population covered.

Last year, the process collapsed as there were several problems encountered with vaccines, and only about

40% (125,000) of the agreed target were vaccinated.

The Health Minister’s aim this year is to avoid the same setbacks, especially as the World Health Organisation (WHO) states that optimal coverage must reach at least 70-75%.

Data provided by the Director General of Public Health reveals that in 2011 that there were “2,000 deaths from influenza causes.

“The vast majority were over 65 years, so this vaccine is trying to prevent problems or complications with

the disease in high-risk groups.”

Vaccinations could reduce the mortality rates by half, but many people do not believe the disease is that serious.

Others are sure the vaccine actually causes flu. In fact, the risk of side-effects or allergic reactions following a flu jab is extremely low.

The most important side-effect is soreness where the needle enters the arm. It can last about two days, but does not prevent normal activities.

Pharmacies are working with the Canarian Government to identify those who will be eligible for the vaccine.

In addition, a full media campaign will begin on Monday, and an electronic brochure “infogripecanarias” is available.

Studies show that the vaccine reduces hospitalisations by around 70%, and death by 85% among patients.

Meanwhile, among those in nursing homes, the vaccine reduces the risk of hospitalisation by 50%, the risk of pneumonia by 60% and the risk of dying between 75 and 80%.

You can ring 012 to obtain your appointment from Monday (23rd September).

World-class hotels in Adeje Three of the one hundred best hotels in the world are in Costa Adeje.

Hotel Jardines de Nivaria, Hotel Vincci Se-

lección La Plantación del Sur y Roca Nivaria Gran Hotel have been recognised with the TUI Holly award.

Mayor, José Miguel

Rodríguez Fraga, congratulated the winners and stressed that “Costa Adeje made a pledge for 25 years to ensure quality, but the

quality comprehensively understood from the hotels, plus common spaces such as walkways, streets and beaches. The munici-

Hotel Vincci Selection La Plantation

pality believes in people, giving them the opportunity to train and improve in order to offer the best service to visitors.

The effort paid off yesterday, and we can continue riding out the crisis with greater ease than other municipalities.”

Hotel Jardines de Nivaria

This wonderful hotel is located in the area of​​ El Duque and is one of the best luxury hotels in Tenerife. Colonial Canarian style, tropical gardens and an exquisite decoration full of harmony and elegance. Located just 500 meters from the Playa del Duque, in the vicinity of the best golf courses on the island.

The Jardines de Nivaria, 5-star hotel located on the beach in Playa de las Americas. Its architecture, service and personal attention distinguish this hotel make it the ideal place to enjoy an unforgettable holiday. It has facilities for golf, spa, weddings, incentives and events in general.

Roca Nivaria

Located in Playa Paraiso, with a privileged location on the coast line, which gives the feeling of being surrounded by the ocean. The endless views of the ocean, the beauty of the minimalist style and the most comprehensive range of sports, health and beauty make Roca Nivaria Hotel the ideal vacation spot for families, couples and those looking for quality.

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News In Brief Worten opens new store

A NEW Worten store - the third in Tenerife opened this week in La Orotava’s El Trompo Comercial Multicentre.

It covers 1,000 sqm and has taken on a team of 23 workers. This brings the total number of stores to 43 and 1,600 employees across Spain and the islands.

Immigrants’ boat tragedy

THE African press reports that at least one person has died and many are missing after a boat carrying dozens of migrants capsized.

The increase of violent clashes in the Sahel region of Africa has fuelled extra s of inhabitants desperate to cross the strait from Morocco to Spain.

Their aim is usually to gain access to Europe, but many die along the way each year.

Lifeguards have picked up 157 people from various vessels, and police have arrested a further 19 people who have landed on the Canary Islands.

Belgian tour reps’ trip

AROUND 120 representatives from travel agencies run by Jetair, the Belgian tour operator, have joined 10 journalists on a familiarisation visit of Tenerife.

Tenerife Tourism chief Miguel Angel Santos said: “It is a great opportunity to promote the attractions of the Island for Jetair.”

The company represents 68% of the holiday packages sold in Belgium, and 80% of those are flight only. From January to July this year, about 80,000 Belgian tourists visited Tenerife.

Sun cream shocker!

GLASWEGIAN mum Marie Goldie, 37, on holiday in Tenerife with her partner and two teenage children, was taken to hospital days after she started using Piz Buin 1 Day Long sun crème.

It contains the preservative ethylisothiazolinone, or MI, which can cause rashes, lumps, blisters, itchy eyes and facial swelling.

Johnson & Johnson, which makes the cream, removed the chemical from the best-selling product rapidly, but will not withdraw the product, yet!

It insists: “It provides safe and effective sun protection. It contains only permitted ingredients at levels well within EU standards set by regulators.”

Yet the company says it is updating the product for 2014 - without M1.

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Jobs and People

Jobs and people - that’s the focus of new Tenerife Cabildo President, Carlos Alonso who presented his priorities this week supported by incoming VicePresident, Aurelio Abreu.

Commitment to employment and attention to people are the priority as a new era dawns in the Tenerife Cabildo.

At the press conference he highlighted the immediate implementation of the Action Plan for Employment, with a budget of two million euros that will allow SMEs to hire more than a thousand people in a year.

Carlos Alonso said: “The Cabildo will become the engine of job creation in contact with

citizens in all areas”.

In terms of economic prospects he stressed that they must obey the “effort” made ​​ by the institution this year to reduce debt. Alonso insisted attention to people as another of his priorities ensuring the maintenance and good service in the centres of Cabildo.

In this regard he announced that next year will be crucial in health infrastructure.

Aurelio Abreu, responsible for Welfare, Health and Dependency, said there will be a focus on “related services to disability, gender violence and children.”

As for hospitals in the north and south, he said that in early 2014 they will start the emergency department and a 50-bed hospital for the chronically ill in the north of the island.

Regarding the work of

the South Hospital, apparently it is once again scheduled to begin later this month.

“Another of the priorities of this new stage is to support entrepreneurship to support activities being conducted by the City Council through the different areas and it is also an excellent tool for promoting new business opportunities in a crisis situation that exists today, “said Alonso.

This plan, already underway, is to facilitate access to funding through grant lines for the implementation and consolidation of business initiatives, promote training and simplify the legal environment and administrative environment in which companies develop their activities, including measures to promote entrepreneurial skills of Tenerife.

In terms of tourism, improved connectivity will remain a priority for the council. In the past year the efforts of Tenerife Tourism directly contributed to the creation of 36 new direct routes by leading companies, the creation of two new bases for air operations (Norwegian and Vueling) and more than a million additional places.

About connectivity to West Africa, he explained that the goal is to improve links with Senegal, Morocco, Cape Verde, Guinea Bissau and Equatorial Guinea as well, “the island is then less an island” and have more job opportunities.

Carlos Alonso also referred to the tourism sector and the need to attract more visitors from Russian and Nordic markets for summer 2014.

Operation Bull Dog N a ti o n a l Police are asking the public for help in relation to an arrest that took place back in July as part of Operation Bull Dog.

A man from El Fraile, in the municipality of Arona, identified by the initials JMGH was arrested for allegedly molesting at least five

children and taking advantage of his position as a martial arts teacher.

The alleged crime came to light following a search of his house on suspicion of possessing and distributing child pornography, crimes of which he is also accused.

The suspect, now in prison, has a 20 year history of working in jobs where the common denominator has been the regular contact with minors in the south of

Tenerife, e.g. as a driver of school buses, martial arts instructor and owner of a gym.

Investigators have so far found evidence that five children between the ages of 5 and 9 years have been victims of sexual abuse.

The accused focused on children from problem families, promising rewards in exchange for sexual favours Neighbours and friends described him

as a person with very few social relationships, leading a “sullen, solitary and austere life,” focusing on his work and martial arts.

The National Police has requested the assistance of the public to provide any information that may lead to the identification of further potential victims. You can contact the Crime Group via telephone 922849572 or sctenerife. bppjdet@policia.es

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Shipping firm goes bananas!

THE successful story of how a German-based, Canarian shipping company built up an astonishing banana business over a century has just unfolded.

What started as a sole export trade of bananas from the Canaries to Northern Europe 100 years ago has now developed into a freshproduce service - tomatoes, papayas, avocados and, of course, bananas for Europe and all the islands’ two million inhabitants and annual 10 million visitors.

In 1913, short-sea shipping company Oldenburg-Portugiesische Dampfschiffs-Rhederei (OPDR), which was founded 31 years earlier, launched a regular liner service between the Ca-

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nary Islands and Northern Europe.

Despite losing its entire 19-strong fleet during World War II - or forfeiting some boats to the allies at the end of the war - and having its Hamburg HQ bombed, OPDR bounced back and regrouped.

By the late Fifties, it had re-established its Hamburg base with a full complement of 28 multi-purpose vessels, later replaced by container ships.

And as the Canarian bananas became more and more popular

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among the European consumers at the beginning of the 20th century, OPDR decided to integrate the Islands into their regular liner service.

In 1913, OPDR built two so-called “fruit steam vessels” especially designed for the fruit export trade from the Canary Islands to Northern Europe.

Today, it is one of the biggest logistic companies in the Canaries, connecting the islands with the rest of Europe.

The company now has a new base here in Santa

Cruz, and another in Gran Canaria, as well as those in Spain, Portugal, the Netherlands and, of course, the Hamburg headquarters.

OPDR has more than 200 employees ashore as well as over 100 seafarers on board its seven modern container vessels.

The shipping company is the only provider, with up to four weekly calls in our own Santa Cruz port, and others in Las Palmas (Gran Canaria) and Arrecife (Lanzarote).

And all the other smaller islands, such as Fuerteventura and La Gomera, are also being served.

Till Ole Barrelet, who heads OPDR, says: “With only five days of transit between Felixstowe and Santa Cruz, we offer the fastest connection to the Canary Islands in the market.

“We offer our customers integrated supply chain solutions, including trucking, warehousing and customs clearance.”

Klaus Elsner, Regional Branch Manager who has worked for OPDR in the Canaries for more than 15 years, says: “One hundred years is just the beginning.

“We see great potential in the Canary Islands’ market because the numbers of tourists has risen in the past few years. But we will also focus on the export market on the Islands.

“Fresh products such as tomatoes, bananas, papayas and avocados are of great quality and can be exported in 40ft x 45ft reefer containers from the Canary Islands to Northern Europe within six days.”

Grubby gadgets THIS is my fave story of the week. Oh my god, OCD sufferers and clean freaks do not read if you’re easily offended!

Consumer champion Which? campaigns to make your lives fairer. It provides advice which helps us make informed decisions on services and products.

From time to time, it publishes surveys, and the latest one makes me want to reach for the anti-bac wipes.

The Which? investigation found that popular gadgets such as tablets, smart-phones and keyboards can harbour more germs than a toilet seat and, in some cases, could cause health issues.

Researchers swabtested 30 tablets, 30 smart-phones and 30 keyboards to dish the dirt on popular technology. In one case they found a tablet containing 600 units per swab of an illness-causing bacteria called staphylococcus aureus, which, in the right conditions, can create toxins that can lead to vomiting and diarrhoea.

By comparison, a typical toilet seat has a staphylococcus aureus count of less than 20.

High amounts, over 400, of the germ were also discovered on one other tablet and keyboards they tested.

The bug enterobacteria, which can include

strains of infections such as e.coli and salmonella, was found on some gadgets.

High-risk levels, more than 1,000 units of enterobacteria per swab, were present in eight of the 30 tablets tested, 14 of the keyboards and seven of the smartphones.

The worst tablet had a count of 15,000 units per swab, with four phones and five keyboards also registering this level.

By comparison, when they tested a toilet seat, they found less than 10 units per swab of enterobacteria. An expert microbiologist said that if these levels of bacteria were found on the hands of anyone working in the food industry, then he or she would have to be retrained immediately in basic hygiene.

Which? editor Richard Headland, said: “It’s shocking that a smartphone or tablet can harbour more germs than a toilet seat. Gadgets should be cleaned regularly and thoroughly to avoid germs that could lead to illness.”

It is essential to keep gadgets clean, but be sure to do it without damaging your technology.

More information on how to clean your gadgets properly can be found on the Which?

Website www.which. co.uk Makes you think doesn’t it?

Until next week…

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III Tenerife Music Series

Chamber

The Tenerife Symphony Orchestra will offer during the month of September a series of free chamber music concerts, which will be held in the following places: Tejina, San Cristóbal de La Laguna, El Rosario, Villa y Puerto de Garachico, La Matanza, Adeje, Arafo, El Sauzal and Guía de Isora Municipio de Guía de Isora.

Friday 20th September 20:30 h.

AUDITORIO DE GUÍA DE ISORA

Santa Cruz Salsa Festival 2013

The event will be held the last weekend in September at the Marine Park – 27th, 28th and September 29th.

The event offers a unique opportunity to learn different forms of dancing salsa with outstanding teachers. Head of events, Fernando Ballesteros said that “our city has been related to the salsa and to celebrate a festival of its kind in the city is an opportunity to learn from the best dancers in the world and also to promote our capital as a tourist destination.

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Mato is hoping for a healthy solution ANA MATO, Spain’s Health Minister, has pledged to work with doctors and nurses from most of Spain’s federal regions to enable them to reduce waiting lists.

At a Barcelona meeting with representatives from the medical profession featuring all regions except some communities, Mato called for health workers’ suggestions as to how to run the service more efficiently.

She urged the 17 Spanish regions to work with her, in particular

their health workers, and agreed to leave it up to doctors to prioritise patients when addressing the evergrowing waiting lists for consultations and operations in public hospitals.

She said at a later press conference that the regional health minister for was absent because she had only just taken over the role, following the election of Andalucía’s new president, Susana Díaz, this week.

And she said her Cantabrian counterpart could not be there because she was cutting the red tape on a newlyopened hospital.

But Mato could not

say why the ministers for Asturias, Ceuta and Melilla did not attend.

She will call another meeting next month with the health authorities from all regions, who will be accompanied by doctors and nurses, to view the nation’s progress amid the government’s own healthcare reforms.

Boi Ruiz, Catalunya’s regional health department leader, said the issues of doctors’ and nurses’ waiting lists, plus more efficient health-centre management, had already been under scrutiny for some time in the north-eastern territory.

But he complained that

the proposed pact Ana Mato presented did not address the lack of financial compensation for Catalunya when paying relocation costs for nurses travelling to the region to work from other parts of Spain.

A Royal Decree covering healthcare was set to approve the creation of a nurse’s relocation expenses fund, but this has not yet been dealt with, said Ruiz.

Those absent from the meeting were the northern communities of Asturias and Cantabria, the southern region of Andalucía, and the Spanish-owned cities of Ceuta and Melilla on the northern Moroccan coast,

San Miguel Lions hoping to bottle kids’ vital funds PEOPLE have been asking why San Miguel Lions’ charity shop is collecting plastic bottle tops. And the answer’s simple!

They can be cashed in to make money, and the Lions were alerted by a local paper story about the “Bottle top kid” and how the family were raising funds for her.

Lions Secretary Ralph Solomon said: “We started collecting and eventually wondered whether we could give even more help.

“So we met the family and discovered that their daughter, Ainara, was in urgent need of a specially-equipped wheelchair.”

He added: “The cost was over 5,000 euros, and Social Services agreed to pay half if we paid the balance. And, having been introduced to Ainara and seeing how brave she was, we did not hesitate.

“Now as the picture shows, you can see her in the new wheelchair with San Miguel Lions Louis and President

Nan, together with fellow Lions Val and Jackie.”

Ainara has just retuned to her San Miguel home from the mainland, having had another operation.

“She and her family have no more need for the bottle tops at the moment,” said Ralph.

“But she does require some special equipment, again at great cost, and we will see if we can afford to help her.”

But it does not mean San Miguel Lions will stop collecting bottle tops because they have discovered, through Ainara’s family, that there are several other children on the Island needing similar operations.

“Having found out where the tops are received, boxed and sealed, we felt we should continue to help these unfortunate kids,” said Ralph.

San Miguel Lions have always been great fund-raisers for the less-fortunate here on the Island. And, with these youngsters in mind, Ralph is asking for bottle-top donations from individuals, bars or restaurants to help them collect as many as possible.

They can be dropped off at the Lions’ charity shop in Silencio.

Incidentally, the club are staging their first event of the new Lion year – a Summer Fare next Saturday (28th Sept) in front of their

Silencio Charity Shop, which will also be open.

It runs from 10am and will feature stalls, a bouncy castle, games, snacks and music, plus some special guests.

And there’s a free cuppa on offer for everyone.

The event also gives you a chance to unload all those bottle tops you’ve saved!

If you are interested, bring along your stall at no cost, but please make a donation to the Lions Club charities.

There will also be an opportunity to donate items to the “Baby Bank”.

For more info about the bottle tops or the Summer Fayre, phone Ralph on 685 542 128.

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Buying over here? Get expert advice UK expats should tell anyone planning to buy a place over here to get free advice from the British Embassy staff.

That's the advice from the Embassy, who will be installed at the exhibition, A Place in the

Sun Live, at Birmingham’s National Exhibition Centre next weekend (27th-29th Sept).

Potential property buyers in Tenerife or on the mainland can also get lots of consumerfriendly information from a new Foreign Office video on YouTube, on gov.uk and other websites which are

packed with advice on how to do your homework before taking the plunge.

Spain continues to be among the most popular choices for Britons buying homes overseas, despite the economic crisis and well-publicised property scandals.

The Spanish College of Registrars says that

Travelodge blooms in Spain TRAVELODGE, the popular chain of budget stop-overs, opened its sixth hotel in Spain on Wednesday - and has plans for more expansion there.

The company, which has added its third and largest hotel in Madrid, at a cost of 12 million, offers rooms from just 29 euros a night at the purpose-built, 98-room property in the city’s Julian Camarillo commercial district.

So far, Travelodge has invested 80 million euros and created almost 100 new jobs in Spain, with three Madrid hotels, two in Barcelona

and another in Valencia.

Managing director Paul Harvey said: “The budget hotel concept is a growing success in Spain. All our Spanish properties are trading well, and, from next year, we want to focus on growing our presence across other big cities, such as Granada and Seville.

“As a result of the double-dip recession in Spain, we have seen a significant rise in corporate and leisure Spanish travellers switching from high-end hotel brands to Travelodge.

“Spaniards want their

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euro to work hard for them, and, as a result, they are making savvier choices to obtain real value for money.”

He added: “We believe the opportunity to grow in Spain is still huge because the branded budget hotel sector represents just 2% of total hotel stock.

“This is substantially lower than other European countries such as France, which is 24% and the UK, at just under 20%.

The chain now comprises 517 hotels: 500 in the UK, 11 in Ireland and six in Spain.

over the past three years, Brits have bought more than 12,000 properties in Spain, representing nearly 20% of all properties bought by foreigners.

Most have bought properties without experiencing any issues.

But this is little comfort to the minority caught up in serious property problems, who suffer the emotional distress and personal and financial effects.

Giles Paxman, British Ambassador to Spain, says: “The British Embassy cannot take action on individual cases, but we continue to engage with the Spanish authorities at all levels to encourage them to address property issues affecting British nationals.

“We have seen the devastating effect that property problems can have, and we want to help prospective buyers avoid the potential pitfalls.

“They can visit the Spain-specific property advice pages on gov.uk, watch the FCO’s new video on YouTube and

talk to our staff at the exhibition.

“All three offer helpful tips which will help future buyers purchase safely, so that they can enjoy all the wonderful things that living in Spain can offer.”

Mr Paxman added: “One thing that just about all people affected by property problems say is that they want to make sure others don’t go through the same situation.

“People already living here can play an important role by encouraging friends and family to do their research and get impartial legal advice before moving abroad.”

Foreign Office staff will be on Stand B32 at A Place in the Sun Live, and more information about the event can be found at www.aplaceinthesun.com The Foreign Office publishes a range of advice on buying property and living in Spain, including: *Buying property in Spain: www.gov.uk/ how-to-buy-propertyin-spain *Property advice video - Living the Dream https://www.youtube. com/watch?v=ZjBhE5 PhE80&feature=youtu be_gdata_player * Living in Spain: www.gov. uk/living-in-spain

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Siam Park’s a global splash!

Ellis@ellisfrith Zak Pople’s last google search before Tenerife was.. ‘How to say hello ladies in Spanish’ You need to Google to work that one out Ellis?

Stu Nicholls@TenerifeTrips I need to get on the pedals more, no better place to #cycle #Tenerife Thought diets started in January Stu? BOB ANDERSON 180@BobAnderson180 You can’t walk the streets of Tenerife this week without bumping into a darting legend!

Say’s the former World Darts champion! Oh and it’s the truest thing I’ve heard all year.

They are everywhere.

Amy Cass@AmylouiseCassX My dad has just sent me a picture of my mam, grandad & great auntie Mabel rocking a foam party in Tenerife! Can tell I’m in the right family..

PLEASE tell me your gran didn’t break a hip doing the slut drop sheree.@shereehambelton Might get another tattoo in Tenerife ? the guy out there is so talented!

Getting Ink when drunk is never a good idea.

Wilfried Pollmann@PollmannWp At the gym after 15 days Tenerife! #hell We share your pain Wilf Abhishek Bhuradia@Abhishekk0601 Full moon meditation Tenerife style Tenerife style?? That must involve Dorada and a Roys pizza!

Eric Bristow MBE@RealEricBristow Los Cristanos magic for anyone who just likes a nice relaxing holiday. Cheap beer 1 euro a pint and food to die for Brissie likes the early bird cheap booze!

Tanya Bircham@TanyaBircham Spent the whole morning reading up on working in Tenerife next year... now I can’t stop thinking about it Must go to Amazon and buy “Working in Tenerife.. for Dummies” billy porter@billy8paul At oasis fm ..very kind young lady just gave me delicious spring roll ..think here for interview re “the tenerife entertainment awards” Been a while since Maggie Lennard was called young.... john lowe@jloweprodart Phil the Power Taylor, spotted in Iceland, news travels fast on the Reef.

And now all the Canarian Weekly readers know where the darts legends go for shopping!

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SIAM PARK is celebrating its fifth birthday after welcoming more than three million visitors in that time.

Numerous national and international awards bestowed on Siam Park and its water attractions highlight it, via Trip Advisor, as the world’s most spectacular and modern theme park.

The wonderful water kingdom has received recognition several times by leisure experts, as well as by visitors themselves.

Tourists have used the online holiday planner and evaluator Trip Advisor to vote for Siam Park and, thanks to their recommendations, the Tenerife tourist magnet has been given the Travellers Choice Award, against other theme parks with far greater investments.

Some five years have passed since Princess Maha Chakri Sirindhorn, from Thailand, visited Tenerife to inaugurate the innovative Siam Park, which quickly developed into the best holiday and leisure activity in the South of Tenerife.

This has been spelled out by countless comments from

visitors representing many countries, who contribute their opinions daily on various platforms, together with more than 80.000 fans who discuss Siam Park on Facebook.

Exciting slides and magical attractions, together with mysterious places surrounded by rich vegetation, and the biggest artificial wave of the world, have developed this park into an unforgettable site.

And what makes it even more special is that it can be enjoyed at all times of the year, thanks to the Canary Islands’ mild climate.

Since its 2008 opening, Siam Park has fostered Tenerife’s image as a tourist destination, offering an extensive range of activities and

novelties for the whole family.

Ecological awareness and global recognition are the key factors for its international position as one of the best allround water parks in the world.

Among the most important awards are “Best Waterpark in Europe (2012/2013), and the Most Outstanding Attractions such as The Dragon. Siam Park has also received the Blue Award, the Executive Board Award and the Globe Award 2010, plus various other honours.

It has sets high standards regarding environmentalism, just like Loro Parque, and uses newly-developed technologies for each detail.

These philosophies, as well as the strong

environmental awareness, represent the main factors for its leading position in the world.

Siam Park Honours *Gánigo Award 2007 (CIT - Tenerife Tourist Board, South Tenerife area) *Friends of Tourism and Civic Awareness 2008 Award (CIT Tenerife Tourism Board, Santa Cruz) *British Guild of Travel Writers Tourism Awards - 2010 Globe Award *Award Adeje Lustral Emprendedores Turísticos 2010 (Iluste Ayuntamiento de la Histórica Villa de Adeje) *Blue Award 2011 – Special Award “Environmental Responsibility” (TUI) *European Star Award 2012 “Best Aquatic Theme Park in Europe” (Kirmes & Park Revue Magazine) *3rd Award, “Best Aquatic Ride in Europe” to Dragon (Kirmes & Park Revue Magazine) *Executive Board Award 2012 (WWA – World Waterpark Association) *Premio al Desarrollo Turístico Impulso Sur 2013 (Periódico Diario de Avisos) *European Star Award “Best Waterpark 2013” (Kirmes & Park Revue Magazine) * 2nd Award,,“Best Aquatic Ride in Europe” to Kinnaree (Kirmes & Park Revue Magazine)

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K9’s anniversary

celebrations THE 20th Anniversary celebrations of K9 Animal Refuge attracted 110 supporters to the El Rancho restaurant at Palm Mar on Saturday.

Entertainment was provided by Aidy Evans, John Ashford and Nigel Walker, and their range of singing styles ensured there was plenty of dancing going on, or foot-tapping for those who preferred to remain seated.

The main course of Chicken, Pork and Canarian Potatoes was preceded by a wonderful array of several starters something for everyone.

This was washed down with a plentiful supply of house wines, soft drinks and water, the staff attentive in supplying further bottles as necessary.

The pearl with white gold necklace, generously donated

by Tenerife Pearl, was won by Pat, from Callao Salvaje.

Tickets for this prize had been selling for several weeks and a fantastic 600-euro total was collected, so many thanks to Tenerife Pearl and to all those who bought tickets.

There were 20 items for the raffle and K9 are indebted to Showtime, Muscat and Studio 5 among others, who donated some fantastic prizes, which raised a brilliant 595 euros.

Thanks also to the various guests who brought donations of treats for the fourlegged, wet-nosed brigade who reside at the kennels.

The El Rancho cook made a huge cake depicting the K9 20th Anniversary, and the first cut was made by K9 President Elsie Clinton-Leslie, who, along with a couple of friends, were founder members of the organisation.

An emotional Elsie thanked everyone for

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their attendance and overall support for K9.

Forthcoming events Nov: Sunday, 17th Open Day at the K9 Kennels (2-4pm). Various stalls and the opportunity to see the reasons why every euro donated is gratefully received.

Monday, 18th Nov: Annual Sponsored Walk from Alcala to Playa San Juan & return, followed by an entertaining afternoon at Alcala Plaza, from 2pm.

Nov: Saturday, 30th Christmas Buffet Fundraiser with live entertainment at El Marquese, Puerto Santiago, from 8pm. Tickets 20 euros.

Saturday, 14th Dec: K9 Christmas Dinner with Bitter & Twisted at Vivo, Las Americas, from 7pm. Tickets at 25 euros are now on sale.

Limited to 90 guests.

Further info about events 1 and 4 from Hazel 667 638 468 or k9mikey@gmail.com Events 2 and 4 from Christine at 669 613 675 or Mikey as above.

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Paddington Bear, the Firth edition!

THE voice of Oscar winner Colin Firth will be heard as a computer-generated Paddington Bear in a new film.

It will be based on the adventures of the duffle-coated character, who started life in book form more than 50 years ago.

Firth, who won his gong in the leading role of the 2010 film The King’s Speech, joins Downton Abbey’s Hugh Bonneville, who plays Mr Brown, Nicole Kidman, Julie Walters and Jim Broadbent.

David Heyman, the Harry Potter producer, is behind the film, based on the best-selling books, which have sold more than 35 million copies over the years.

Apart from Firth’s animated character,

the rest of the film will feature humans.

“Paddington will be computer-generated, and I will speak his lines with, I suspect, a slight Peruvian flavour,” said Firth.

“Every other character in the film will be a real, live human-being, but the idea is that Paddington will have something of me in his DNA. “That’s because

I’m going to do some sessions wearing one of those helmets with cameras to capture my face muscles - and all that data will, somehow, be incorporated into Paddington.”

Author Michael Bond created Paddington Bear, who is famous for his love of marmalade sandwiches.

He was named after the London station where he was found,

and first appeared in the 1958 book A Bear Called Paddington.

It recalled how he was packed off from darkest Peru and made his way to Britain, where he was adopted by the Brown family.

The books’ success led to the creation of a popular children’s toy in wellies, and the film should be on general release in November next year.

Grand Theft Auto steals cash record – in a flash!

THE Grand Theft Auto V video game has taken a record-breaking £496m in just 24 hours!

It grossed the huge sum on Wednesday’s opening day of sales, according to the distributor, Take-Two Interactive.

That’s almost three times the £170m budget used to create and promote the game from Edinburgh-based developer Rockstar North.

It smashed the singleday game sales’ record, set last November by Call Of Duty: Black Ops II, which made £310m.

Strauss Zelnick, the company’s chief executive, said: “Once again, the team at Rockstar Games have outdone themselves, setting the entertainment indus-

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try’s new standard for creativity, innovation and excellence.”

And that is without the enormous sales bound to be generated in some major markets, including Japan and Brazil, where it is not for sale yet!

Mr Zelnick added: “Beginning at midnight on Monday, consumers around the world gathered in anticipation to be among the first to experience the evolution of this remarkable series.

“In North America alone, more than 8,300 stores opened their doors at midnight to welcome fans.”

It has already received widespread critical acclaim, games website IGN calling it a “masterpiece”, and one of the greatest video games ever made.

Edge magazine said it was a “remarkable achievement” that sent a message to the rest of the industry saying: “Beat that”.

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Property Transfer Tax When purchasing a property, you are liable to pay between 7-10% Property Transfer Tax to the regional tax office.

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Firemen to strike over their pensions FIREFIGHTERS in England and Wales will stage a four-hour strike next week over pensions.

Some 80% of Fire Brigades Union (FBU) members voted for industrial action in a ballot which ended earlier this month.

Union officials left the strike to the last possible moment to allow for the possibility of a nego-

tiated settlement. The they have now given the go-ahead for the stoppage, between noon and 4pm on Wednesday, in what FBU chief Matt Wrack described as a “warning shot to the Government”.

He added: “Firefighters could not be more serious about protecting public safety and ensuring fair pensions.

“But governments in Westminster and Cardiff have simply refused to see sense on these is-

sues.” The FBU claims thousands of firefighters could be sacked without proper access to their pensions simply because they are getting older.

A recent Government review found more than half of current firefighters aged 50-54, and twothirds of those over 55, can no longer meet the required fitness standards.

Ministers have previously suggested they could be moved to other

roles, but the FBU says there are only a handful of opportunities, which means that mass sackings are inevitable.

Firefighters also already pay some of the highest pension contributions in the UK, with most contributing 13% of their salary every year, with further increases on the way.

Fire Minister Brandon Lewis called the decision to strike “entirely unnecessary and avoidable”, and said that all

fire authorities have made “contingency plans”.

Lewis added: “After two years of discussions, and with improved terms, the pension on offer to firefighters is one of the most generous public-service pensions available.

“A firefighter who earns £29,000 and retires after a full career at 60 will get a £19,000-ayear pension, rising to £26,000 with the state pension.

“To get the same pension from a private scheme, they would have to contribute twice as much.”

Firefighters in Scotland will not join in because union officials are still discussing the Scottish Government’s most recent proposals.

But as a settlement in Scotland has not yet been found, and the union’s strike ballot could still result in industrial action there as well.

Barlow ready to find that X Factor with new album TAKE THAT front man Gary Barlow is to release his first solo album since 1999.

The X Factor judge revealed the news on Twitter, saying: “After 14 long years, I’m proud to announce my new solo album, out on 25th November! I’m excited for u to hear it! More info to follow #gbsolo.”

More details of the album, including the title and track listing will follow in the coming weeks. According to The Sun, the singer has been in the studio with producers Stargate, who have worked with

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the likes of Rihanna, Beyoncé and Rita Ora. A source told the newspaper: “Gary has

been testing the waters for a solo comeback all year with live dates.

“Secretly, he’s been in

the studio with lots of collaborators and flying to the States to work with top pop producers.

The music is not just the ballads people might expect.”

Gary’s former band-

mate, Robbie Williams, releases his latest album, Swing Both Ways, on which he duets with Lily Allen, Michael Bublé, Kelly Clarkson, Olly Murs and Rufus Wainwright, a week earlier.

The Take That singer is almost certain to sing live on the X Factor to boost sales when the first single from the album is set for release.

His last solo LP, Twelve Months, Eleven Days, was released in 1999, while his debut solo record, Open Road, was a No.1 hit in May 1997.

As part of Take That, the 42-year old has scored eight No.1 albums, selling over 30 million copies.

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Showtime presents The best of Tenerife Comedy Club 2013!

WES ZAHARUK, one of the most original comics on the circuit, is also among the funniest, most madcap, physical comedians around.

The Canadian entertains with hilarious and anarchic, physical comedy routines, and definitely has one of the zaniest sets on the market.

Mad as a box of badgers, Zaharuk raises the roof with physical, interactive comedy; a riproaring jump into the surreal.

He credits his comic roots to his parents.

They made “not listening” an Olympic event and dressed him when a child in wool pants that were incredibly itchy.

Complain as he would, his words fell on deaf ears. When he developed a skin condition that looked like a large, all-dressed pizza, he was tested for allergies.

It was found that he was allergic to wool.

Through it all, Wes developed his desire to be heard - if only to reduce the rash.

About the use of props in his performance Wes quips: “Show business sometimes lures people who didn’t get enough love early in life.

“I feel as a child I didn’t get enough unsupervised time with power tools. But who has perfect parents?”

Early in his career, Zaharuk’s fast-paced razor wit and tornado-like approach to comedy caught on quickly.

He soon became one of the most-requested comedians at clubs, colleges, and major cor-

porations throughout North America.

Wes has performed around the world, and his television experience takes him back to the days of SCTV and Bizarre. He appeared on America’s Funniest People and came second in one episode.

Five appearances on Club 54 increased the audiences who have been lucky enough to have seen Wes and his eccentric collection of stupid prop tricks.

Now, he is taking his one-man tour de force around the world.

How, why & when did you start in comedy?

People have different reasons to go into comedy; I was basically too lazy to work and too afraid to steal. I started when a friend asked me to open up for his band.

What was your break/ turning point?

When a friend said, “All the things you joke about, why don’t you do them?” So I did. I thought I would never get any work, I was wrong.

Favourite place performed?

Tenerife Comedy Club (ha-ha, of course, Ed) Did you have an Edinburgh show this year? If so, what was it all about?

No, I didn’t have a show this year, but if I’d had one, it would of been about the purpose of life. I really think I dodged a bullet by not going. I really have to give myself a pat on the back.

What’s your aim/goal in comedy?

To play the Tenerife Comedy Club one more time!

Who is/was your comedy hero?

This guy named Bill.

Describe your style of comedy in 3 words Abused household objects.

Tell us a joke that sums up your style Played a monastery last week. After five

minutes, a monk stood up and broke a 20-year vow of silence just to yell: “You suck!”

If you knew tomorrow was your last day, how would you spend it?

Crying and making funeral arrangements.

Who’s your favourite cartoon character, & why?

Wiley Coyote, because he is focused and never gives up. When someday he finally catches the Road Runner, you know he is going to be allergic to them.

If you could have a superpower, what would it be?

Invincibility. It would be fun. I would drive around invincible with no pants on.

What’s the strangest thing you have in your house?

Bill’s skull.

Do you ever dance when there’s no music playing?

Who have you been talking to? They’re liars!

If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Turnip, because I think I could still be excited every day about having one.

What’s your motto in life?

Up, Down the important thing in life is that you have a direction.

You can catch Wes Zaharuk at the Best Of The Tenerife Comedy Club on Saturday 21st September alongside Michael Fabbri, Rob Deering and Will Mars, at Showtime, Las Americas. Call 669 622 622 for tickets, or book online at www.showtimetenerife.com Page 18

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Downton Abbey

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Singapore Grand Prix See page 27

Daybreak Amanda Knox interview See page 28

Sunday 22 September 2013, ITV1, 21.00 Following Matthew’s untimely death, new mother Mary is struggling to come to terms with her loss.

Robert and Violet disagree on how to bring her through it. Downstairs, hearts are set to be broken as Jimmy finally takes an interest in Ivy. Carson has an unwelcome reminder of his past while Mrs Hughes sees an opportunity to help grief stricken Isobel. Thomas is up to his old tricks and has the children’s Nanny in his sights.

The opening and closing series episodes will again be feature length continuing the story of the Crawley family and their servants in the early 1920s.

Women Behind Bars ITV1, 21.00

The Wrong Mans See page 30

More women are in prison in America then anywhere else in the world.

Following the success of his series, Inside Death Row, Sir Trevor McDonald sets out to visit some of the most dangerous women criminals in the United States.

With unique access to The Rockville Correctional Facility and Indiana Women’s Prison, Trevor witnesses a world of seduction and manipulation as inmates prey on each other and those who guard them.

Across the two episodes, Trevor speaks to a mother who killed her three-month-old child, a fugitive who was on the run for over 30 years before she was caught and a woman who is in solitary confinement while having to cope with being five months pregnant.

He also meets a double murderer whose skill at manipulating people enabled her to break out of prison – she then became America’s Most Wanted Woman.

Plus, he speaks to an offender who entered prison as a teenager and has been in jail for 38 years. She will never be released.

Trevor also visits a segregation unit where inmates must be locked down for 23 ours a day, shackled and escorted for showers.

Many look likes angels, but this belies an often volatile and complex offender population.

Read all about episode one on page 34.

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Friday Friday Friday 06:00 ............................Breakfast 09:15 .................. Rip Off Britain 10:00 ................... Homes Under the Hammer 11:00 ...............Street Patrol UK 11:45 .............................. Claimed and Shamed 12:15 ....................Bargain Hunt 13:00 ............BBC News at One

06:00 ................. Homes Under the Hammer

06:00 ........................... Daybreak

07:00............ Street Patrol UK

09:25 ........................ The Jeremy Kyle Show

07:45 ............................ Claimed and Shamed

08:30 ..............................Lorraine

10:30 .................... This Morning

08:15 .....................Fake Britain

11:25............................ ITV News

09:00 ............................... Flog it!

Trade Secrets

11:30..................... This Morning

10:00 ...............Question Time

12:30.................. Loose Women

11:00 ........................BBC News

13:30 .............................ITV News and Weather

11:30 ...........BBC World News

14:00............ Storage Hoarders

14:15 ......................... Perfection

12:00 .......... The Daily Politics

15:00 ............................Escape to the Country

13:00 ....................Mastermind

15:00 ............................. The Alan Titchmarsh Show

13:30 .............................. Sailing

16:00 ....................Tipping Point

15:45 ............................... Wanted Down Under

14:15 ...... Great British Menu

17:00.......................... The Chase

14:45 .............................Oceans

18:00...... ITV News London

15:45 ........... Elephant Diaries

18:30.............. ITV News and Weather

13:30 ......... BBC London News 13:45 .............................. Doctors

16:30 ............... Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 17:15 ............................ Pointless 18:00 ........ BBC News at Six 18:30..... BBC London News 19:00 ...........The One Show 19:30 ........ Ronnie's Animal Crackers Ronnie Corbett takes a wry look at our obsession with pets. Lifelong dog lover Ronnie has taken on a new rescue dog, Baz, but the anxious dog seems to have a very troubled history and his plight is causing Ronnie heartache. We also follow two arch rival creative groomers as they compete to become English Stylist 2013, by shaping and colouring their poodles in ever more outlandish designs - one of which is inspired

by Salvador Dali. Elsewhere, temperamental one-year-old miniature horse Ella is entered into her first competition, her tiny shoulders carrying the hopes of owner Sharon; and we discover the latest fad in calming down anxious pets: dog yoga, or 'doga'.

20:00 ................ EastEnders 20:30 .....................Miranda 21:00 ................. Big School 21:30 .....Mrs. Brown's Boys 22:00 ................... BBC News at Ten 22:25..... BBC London News 22:35.... Would I Lie to You?

16:15......... Incredible Animal Journeys

19:30...... Coronation Street

18:00................. Eggheads

20:00 ..........................Gino's Italian Escape

18:30......... James Martin's Food Map of Britain 19:00 ......The Hairy Bikers' Best of British 20:00 .............Mastermind 20:30.... Gardeners' World 21:00......................... David Attenborough's Rise of Animals: Triumph of the Vertebrates David Attenborough embarks on an epic 500-millionyear journey to unravel the incredible rise of the vertebrates. David presents explosive new fossil evidence from China, a region he has long dreamt of exploring and the frontier of modern paleontological research, revealing how vertebrates came to be the dominant form of animal life and why humans are the heirs to a magnificent evolutionary heritage. This episode details the origins of the vertebrates, which lie in the primitive fish that once swam in ancient seas. Remarkable advances allowed them to make the radical move onto land, and then take to the skies with the advent of flight.

23:05 .............John Bishop's Britain

22:00 ..............................QI

23:40 .................... She's Out of My League

23:05............... Later... with Jools Holland

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19:00 ................ Emmerdale

17:15........... Cash in the Attic

22:30 ............... Newsnight

Chef Gino D'Acampo makes a culinary journey around his native Italy. Gino continues his tour of the peninsula in Naples, the region where he was born, in search of pizza and coffee - two of the things that have made the city famous.

Investigating the Neapolitan trend for fried pizza, he helps an awardwinning chef make this surprisingly tasty street snack. He then prepares a dish invented by his mother - chicken in breadcrumbs topped with fresh mozzarella and surrounded by a pizza-style sauce.

Before leaving, Gino is thrilled to find a tiny cafe which serves sixtythree different types of coffee. To the west of Mount Vesuvius, he then picks vegetables and herbs from the rich soil to create a sumptuous courgette frittata, topped with a vibrant tomato, basil and olive salsa.

20:30..... Coronation Street 21:00.......Piers Morgan's Life Stories

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In an extraordinary interview with Piers Morgan, the Coronation Street legend Julie Goodyear opens up about her four marriages, her time in a psychiatric hospital and her ill-fated return to the Street in 2004. Julie talks candidly about her private life, which has included several relationships with women.

22:00.......... ITV News at Ten 22:35 ................. Miami Vice

Piers Morgan’s Life Stories Julie Goodyear ITV1, 21.00

In the first of this series, Julie Goodyear talks to Piers Morgan about her career, Coronation Street, her son, her marriages and her current husband.

The programme also features revealing interviews with her ex-lovers, former co-stars and close friends.

Speaking before the interview, Julie said Piers could ask her anything. She said: “Disastrous marriages; psychiatric hospital; when I was given six months to live. He could go anywhere and everywhere.”

Talking about her second husband, who left her just an hour after the wedding, Julie said her main worry was for her son. She said: “I was more concerned about Gary. Because the actual reason I married him was because my son was saving up for a dad, and Tony seemed the ideal. It was important to me that Gary had the right dad.

“He passed away, God rest his soul. I felt sad, I will not allow bitterness in my life, it’s a wasted emotion.”

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y Friday Friday 20th September 06:20 ........................ The Hoobs

06:00.....................Children's TV

06:00.........................Emmerdale

07:10 ............ According to Jim

08:15 ..........................Peppa Pig

07:35 ................. Will and Grace

08:35 .................................. Toby's Travelling Circus

06:55 ................... Life's Funniest Moments

09:00 .............Everybody Loves Raymond

08:45 .......Bananas in Pyjamas

07:25......................... The Jeremy Kyle Show USA

09:00 ........................ Tickety Toc

08:10 .....You've Been Framed!

10:00 ................................The Big Bang Theory

09:15.............. The Wright Stuff

08:40 ...................... Dinner Date

11:10............ Cowboy Builders

11:00...........A Place in the Sun: Home or Away

12:10 .........5 News Lunchtime

09:40 ..... The Real Housewives of New York City

12:05 .......................... Jamie's 15 Minute Meals

13:15 .............Home and Away

08:00 .................................Frasier

12:40........................ McLintock!

15:10...................... Countdown 16:00............... Deal or No Deal 17:00 ...... Come Dine with Me 18:00 ............The Simpsons 18:30 .................. Hollyoaks 19:00 ........ Channel 4 News 20:00................Celebrity CW Fifteen to One choice 21:00 ......... 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 22:00 ................... Alan Carr: Chatty Man 23:05........Rewind the Tube

06:00 ..............................Brainiac: Science Abuse 06:50 ...........................Futurama 07:00............... Dog the Bounty Hunter 08:00 ....................... Airline USA 09:00 .......... NCIS: Los Angeles 13:00 ................... Hawaii Five-0 15:00 ...................Stargate SG-1 17:00 ................Modern Family 17:30 ...........................Futurama 18:00................... Futurama 18:30............ The Simpsons 20:00.......... Modern Family 21:00................ A League of Their Own 22:00 ................. Don't Sit in the Front Row 22:30....................... Trollied 23:00 .................... Chickens 23:30............... Three Kings

12:15......... Police Interceptors 13:45...................... Neighbours 14:15................... The Mentalist 15:15...The Staircase Murders 17:00 .......................5 News at 5 17:30 ...................... Neighbours 18:00 ........Home and Away

11:30.................. The Millionaire Matchmaker 12:30 ........................Emmerdale 13:00 ........................Emmerdale 13:30................... Life's Funniest Moments 14:00......................... The Jeremy Kyle Show

18:30 ............Newstalk Live

16:10 ..... The Real Housewives of Vancouver

19:00 ................ The World's Strongest Man

17:05.................. The Millionaire Matchmaker

20:00......... Monster Moves

18:00............... Dinner Date

21:00 ....Celebrity Super-Spa

19:00....You've Been Framed!

22:00............................ Hens Behaving Badly

20:00 .......The X Factor USA

23:00 ...................... Piranha

22:55 .............Funny People

21:00..... Paranormal Activity

06:15 ......... Coastguard Alaska 07:00..... MasterChef Australia 08:00................... Covert Affairs 09:00 ................................The Bill 10:00 ................................The Bill 11:00 .................. 1-800-Missing 12:00 .................................. Booze Patrol Australia 13:00..... MasterChef Australia 14:00 ................... Bondi Rescue 15:00 ........ Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 16:00....................... Traffic Cops 16:30........................ Traffic Cops 17:00 .......... Beverly Hills Pawn 17:30 .......... Beverly Hills Pawn 18:00............... Booze Patrol Australia 18:30 .............. Booze Patrol Australia 19:00 ................ MasterChef Australia 20:00 ................ Traffic Cops 21:00 ......... Motorway Cops 23:00 .............. Booze Patrol Australia

06:00 ........Nothing to Declare

07:00 ................... Radical Highs

06:30........ Nothing to Declare

07:15 ......................... Shark Tank

06:00 ............. Richard E Grant's Hotel Secrets

07:00........ Nothing to Declare

08:00 ...........The Gadget Show

07:00 ..........................................ER

07:30........ Nothing to Declare

09:00............................. Top Gear

08:00 .......Star Trek: Enterprise

08:00 .........................Dog Patrol

11:00 ...... Ray Mears' Northern Wilderness

09:00 .......................Blue Bloods

12:00 ..................... Ace of Cakes

11:00 .........................Blue Blood

08:30 .........................Dog Patrol 09:00 ........... Sun, Sea and A&E 10:00................ Criminal Minds 12:00......CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

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14:00 ................Criminal Minds 16:00 .........................Dog Patrol 17:00 ........... Sun, Sea and A&E 18:00.... Nothing to Declare 19:00 ........CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

13:00 .............................Top Gear 15:00 ...... Ray Mears' Northern Wilderness 16:00..................... Ace of Cakes 17:00............................. Top Gear 19:00................ Have I Got a Bit More News for You

10:00...........................................ER 12:00 .......Star Trek: Enterprise 13:00...................................House 14:00 ..................................House 15:00 .......................Blue Bloods 16:00 .........Friday Night Lights 17:00 ..........................................ER 18:00 .........................House

20:00 ........Storage Hunters

20:00 ............... Blue Bloods

21:00 .......... Have I Got a Bit More News for You

21:00 ....................Mad Men

22:00 ........The Mob Doctor

22:00.... Earth: Milton Jones Live Universe Tour

23:15 ............. House of Lies

23:00 .........................Bones

23:30 ..........Mock the Week

20:00 ........UK Border Force 21:00 ......................... Nikita

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22:00 .....................The Wire 23:50 ............The Following

06:00 ............................... Switched 06:25 ......................................90210 07:10 .............................Ugly Betty 08:00 ............................... Charmed 09:00 .....................................Scrubs 10:00 .................................New Girl 10:30 .............The Mindy Project 11:00 ......Rules of Engagement 11:30 ............................... Charmed 12:30 .............................. Hollyoaks 13:00...How I Met Your Mother 14:00........ The Big Bang Theory 15:00 .................................New Girl 15:30 .............The Mindy Project 16:00...... Rules of Engagement 17:00...How I Met Your Mother 18:00 ...The Big Bang Theory 19:00 ..................... Hollyoaks 19:30 ............. How I Met Your Mother 20:00 ...The Big Bang Theory 20:30...................... How I Met Your Mother 21:00 ....................Epic Movie 22:40 ....... The Inbetweeners

06:00 ..................Good Morning Sports Fans 09:00 .....................................FL72 10:00 .............. Barclays Premier League World 10:30 ........European Tour Golf 12:30......... Football's Greatest 13:00 .....................................FL72 14:00 .............. Barclays Premier League World 14:30 ....................... The Fantasy Football Club 15:30 ........European Tour Golf 17:30 ................... Football Gold 18:00..................Champions League Weekly 18:30.................The Fantasy Football Club 19:30..............Super League Play-Off 22:00.........Barclays Premier League Preview 22:30.................The Fantasy Football Club

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Celebrity Fifteen to One Channel 4, 20:00

Back on screen after ten years, Fifteen to One returns as part of The Channel 4 80s Night for a celebrity special hosted by The Last Leg's Adam Hills. Fifteen celebrities go head to head as they battle it out to win the notoriously tough quiz show, hoping to win tens of thousands of pounds for charity and claim the prestigious title of champion. Among the celebrity contestants are: Jo Brand, Fern Britton, Alex Brooker, Dr Dawn Harper, Eamonn Holmes, Konnie Huq, Jonathan Ross and Stephen Mangan but only 'One' can win.

This special one-off show has been completely revamped for 2013 with a new host, comedian Adam Hills, along with a new set, new graphics and a revamped version of the famous theme tune.

CSI Sky Living, 12:00

When a roller coaster derails in an amusement park and six people are killed, Grissom, Sara and Nick have to investigate what led to the horrible accident. They soon find out that only five people were on the fun ride and Grissom smells a rat.

Could it be that someone caused the dreadful accident to cover up another murder?

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Saturday Saturday Sa 06:00 ............................Breakfast 10:00 ............................. Saturday Kitchen Live 11:30 .................Home Cooking Made Easy Lorraine Pascale inspires people to cook the food they love at home. Staying in is the new going out, and Lorraine has got entertaining at home covered.

First up are perfect casual nibbles to share with friends - herbed, baked scotch eggs, goat's cheese truffles, and mini beef wellingtons. Lorraine also reveals the simplest 21st-century bread.

With no kneading and rising, it is just the thing to pop in the oven when people are coming round.

Next is a hearty Spanish paella with sherry, chorizo and prawns - the ideal family dish.

12:00 ..........................BBC News 12:15 .................Football Focus 12:50............................. Match of the Day Live 15:00........................ Inspire: The Olympic Journey 15:30 ........................ Final Score 17:15 ................... F1: Grand Prix Qualifying 18:30 .................. BBC News 18:45..... I Love My Country 19:30 ...........When Miranda Met Bruce 20:40 .............. The National Lottery Draws

Saturday Numbers for ber are: 21st Septem Bonus Ball

07:25 .........The Lost Squadron 08:40 ............Yellowstone Kelly 10:10 ...................... Reel History of Britain Melvyn Bragg, accompanied by a vintage mobile cinema, travels across the country, to show incredible footage preserved by the British Film Institute and other national and regional film archives, to tell the history of modern Britain. This episode comes from Great Yarmouth, once home to the world's largest herring fleet, and looks back to the 1920s and the heyday of British fishing. Melvyn speaks to Fred Normandale, whose family have been fishing since the early eighteenth century, and Ronnie King who first went to sea in a steam drifter in 1937. Maritime historian and writer Mike Smylie talks about the heyday of herrings before the fish finger got us hooked.

10:40........................ The Private Life of Plants 11:30..... University Challenge 12:00 ..................... The A to Z of TV Cooking 12:45 ................................... Coast 12:50 ..... EastEnders Omnibus 14:45 ......................... The House That £100k Built 15:45 ....................Urban Jungle 16:15 .................................Flog It! 17:00 ......The Wonder of Dogs Kate Humble, Steve Leonard and a team of canine experts reveal the innermost secrets of man's best friend. They investigate why this single species comes in so many different shapes and sizes - and how genetics underlies the extreme differences between dog breeds. In this episode, Ruth Goodman uncovers the surprising origins of the poodle haircut and discovers what gives greyhounds their speed, as well as visiting the ancestral home of the golden retriever in the Scottish highlands.

06:00 ...................Babar and the Adventures of Badou 06:10........................ Matt Hatter Chronicles 06:35 ............................Dino Dan 06:50 ............................Dino Dan 07:00............................ Canimals 07:10 ............................ Canimals 07:15 ............................ Canimals 07:25 ...................................Sooty 07:35 .................... Horrid Henry 07:45 .................... Horrid Henry 08:00................................ Bottom Knocker Street 08:15................................ Bottom Knocker Street 08:30 .........................Fish Hooks 08:45..........................Fish Hooks 09:00.............. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 09:25............................ ITV News 09:30 ............................. Saturday Cookbook 10:25 ............................... Murder, She Wrote 11:25............................. ITV News and Weather 11:35 .............Surprise Surprise 12:35 ...................All Star Family Fortunes 13:20 ..................... Catchphrase 14:05 ........................ Doc Martin 15:05 ......................The X Factor 16:05 ..................Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed 17:45 .............................ITV News London 17:55 .............................ITV News and Weather

19:00................ Dad's Army

18:10 ............... You've Been Framed!

19:30 ......................... Count Arthur Strong

20:00 ...............The X Factor

18:00 .............Dragons' Den

18:45 .............Stepping Out

22:10 .................. BBC News

21:00..................Through W 20:00............The Making C CW the Keyhole choice of Merkel choice 22:00 ............. ITV News and 21:00 ..........Mock the Week Weather 21:30.......... The Awakening

22:30 ...... Match of the Day

23:10 .....................The Ring

20:50 .....................Casualty 21:40 .... Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow

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22:15 ............... City Slickers

The Making Of Merkel BBC2, 20.00

Angela Merkel is arguably the most powerful woman in the world, yet here in Britain we know very little about her. On the eve of the German election, Andrew Marr attempts to unravel the enigma of the German Chancellor.

He visits her hometown of Templin and East Berlin to explore how growing up in East Germany influenced Merkel. Here, some of her friends and teachers offer a rare glimpse into the life and character of young Angela – a shy, bright pupil who excelled at languages and who attended parties where opinions were discussed in secret, out of sight and hearing of the secret police. The fall of the Berlin Wall was a turning point for Merkel.

Until then, she had pursued a successful career in science and expressed little interest in politics. On the night the Wall fell, she opted to go for a sauna and beer with a friend instead of joining the crowds. However, she was soon motivated to join the growing democracy movement and by the end of 1990, was a member of Germany’s centre right party, the Christian Democratic Union. From here, her career flourished.

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aturday Saturday 21st September 06:10 ........................ The Hoobs

06:00.....................Children's TV

06:00 ....................The Hot Desk

06:35........................... Caterham Motorsports

07:45.................. Little Princess

06:10 ............Coronation Street Omnibus

07:05 .............Mobil 1 The Grid 07:30 ..... FIM Superbike World Championship

08:00 ..........The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky 08:20.......... Angelina Ballerina

08:00........... The Morning Line

08:35...................... Rupert Bear

09:00 ...................The American Football Show

08:50 ................Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom

10:00 .................................Frasier

09:10 ..............Toby's Travelling Circus

10:30 .............Everybody Loves Raymond

09:20 .... Roary the Racing Car

11:00 .....The Big Bang Theory

09:35 ........................Jelly Jamm

12:00 .................. The Simpsons

09:50 ................Power Rangers: Megaforce

12:30....Undercover Boss USA 13:30 ........... Channel 4 Racing 16:10 ...... Come Dine with Me 16:40 ...... Come Dine with Me 17:10 ...... Come Dine with Me 18:40 ........ Channel 4 News 19:00.... Double Your House for Half the Money 20:00 .......... Grand Designs 21:00................Iron Man

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23:25 ............... Man on Fire

10:25 ............................Slugterra 10:50 ........... Animal Maternity 11:50 ...............You've Got Mail 14:05........... Columbo: Uneasy Lies the Crown 16:05.............5 News Weekend 16:15......................... Fort Worth 17:50 ............The Great Escape 21:00.......... Hang 'Em High 23:25 ........CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

06:10 ........................MasterChef Australia

06:00 ........................Being Erica

07:10................................ The Bill

07:10 .................................Scrubs

08:20 ........................ Emmerdale Omnibus

08:00 ................................The Bill

07:35 ......................... Ugly Betty

09:00................................ The Bill

08:30 ........................... Charmed

11:10 ......................The X Factor

10:00 ................................The Bill

09:25.................................. 90210

12:10 ................ The Xtra Factor

11:00 ..................Outnumbered

10:25................................ Scrubs

13:10 .................................... The X Factor USA

11:40........................... My Family

10:55 .................................Scrubs

14:10 ..........................Girlfriends

13:00 ........................MasterChef Australia

12:20 ...............................Rules of Engagement

15:15 .......................You've Been Framed!

14:00 ......................Booze Patrol Australia

14:40 ..........The Mindy Project

15:45 .......................You've Been Framed!

14:30 ...Booze Patrol Australia

16:15........................You've Been Framed!

17:30 ................. Inside Nature's Giants Special

16:45....................... You've Been Framed!

19:00 ............... Who Do You Think You Are?

17:15................ Johnny English

20:00 ............... Who Do You Think You Are? USA

19:00 .................Uncle Buck 21:00 ..........The Xtra Factor 22:00........... Celebrity Juice 22:50............... The Magaluf Weekender 23:50 ........... Crazy Beaches

15:30 ............................ Sky Cops

21:00 ......... Motorway Cops 22:00 ................ Traffic Cops 23:00 .............. Booze Patrol Australia 23:30 .............. Booze Patrol Australia

06:45 .................................Scrubs

15:10 .....The Big Bang Theory 16:05 ... Rules of Engagement 17:00 .......................... How I Met Your Mother 18:00 ....................... The Big Bang Theory 19:00................... How I Met Your Mother 19:30.............. Suburgatory 20:00 .....................New Girl 20:30 ......... Happy Endings 21:00 .................Cloverfield 22:40......The Inbetweeners 23:50 ...The Big Bang Theory

06:00 .....................................Glee

06:00 ........Nothing to Declare

07:10 .......................... Meat Men

06:00 ...........................Love/Lust

06:00 ...... FIFA Futbol Mundial

08:00 ....................... The Fantasy Football Club

06:30 ........Nothing to Declare

07:35.......................... Meat Men

07:00 .............................. Seinfeld

06:30 ................... Football Gold

07:00 ........Nothing to Declare

09:00............. Sky Sports Game Changers

08:00 .............................Top Gear

07:30.............................. Seinfeld

08:00 ........................Emergency Animal Rescue

09:00 .............................Top Gear

10:00 .......................Soccer A.M.

08:00 ....................The Mortified Sessions

07:00 ........................ Champions League Weekly

09:00..........................Dog Patrol

12:00 ...............World Wrestling Entertainment Superstars

09:30 .........................Dog Patrol

11:00.......... Lizard Lick Towing

13:00 ...............................Dog the Bounty Hunter

13:00................................. Obese

15:00 ................. Harrow: A Very British School 16:00 ................Modern Family 17:30 ...........................Futurama 18:00................... Futurama 18:30 ............The Simpsons

11:00 ........... Sun, Sea and A&E 14:00.................... Fat: The Fight of My Life 15:00 ................Four Weddings 16:00 ........Nothing to Declare 17:30 ........Nothing to Declare 18:00 ... Nothing to Declare 18:30.... Nothing to Declare

10:00.............. Storage Hunters 12:00 ......................The World of Stupid Criminals 12:30...................... The World of Stupid Criminals 13:00 .............................Top Gear 15:00.............. Storage Hunters 16:00 ...............Motorway Cops 17:00............................. Top Gear 19:00 ........Storage Hunters

09:00 ........................... Inside the Actors Studio 11:00........................... Inside the Actors Studio

07:30 .............. Barclays Premier League Preview 08:00 ....................... The Fantasy Football Club 09:00.............. Game Changers

12:00 ..........................................ER

10:00 ....................... Soccer A.M.

13:00 ..........................................ER

12:00 .............................. Football

14:00 ..........................................ER

14:30 ........ Saturday Team Talk

15:00....................... Blue Bloods

15:00 .................. Gillette Soccer Saturday

16:00 .......................Blue Bloods 17:00....................... Blue Bloods 18:00.....Star Trek: Enterprise

17:00....... Ford Saturday Night Football Live

19:00 ................Elementary

20:00 .......... Have I Got a Bit More News for You

21:00 ............... Three Kings

21:00 ........ Mount Pleasant

21:00....... Gavin and Stacey

21:00........... The Newsroom

23:20 ........Now That's What I call History!

22:00 .......... Saturday Night Football - Match Choice

23:00 ........... Unforgettable

23:00............ Dave Gorman: Modern Life is Goodish

22:15 ............. Ray Donovan 23:25 ............ The Sopranos

23:30 ........................... FL72

20:00 ................A League of Their Own

22:00 ................. CSI: Miami

20th September - 26th September 2013

20:00......................... Smash

20:00.............. SNF: Game of the Day

W C choice Through the Keyhole ITV1, 21:00

Celebrity Juice star Keith Lemon continues the new series of the revived game show classic. Let loose around three mystery celebrities' houses, Keith unearths clues to the identities of the famous owners.

Using their powers of observation and the assistance of the studio audience, can the all-star panel guess whose home it is? Regular panellist Dave Berry is joined this week by TV and radio legend Terry Wogan and Coronation Street star Catherine Tyldesley.

Iron Man Channel 4, 21:00

Jon Favreau's all-action Marvel superhero movie stars Robert Downey Jr as Tony Stark, the world's richest and most powerful arms manufacturer and dealer.

But, while demonstrating his latest weapon in the Middle East, he's kidnapped by insurgents who are after his knowledge.

Kept prisoner with a fellow scientist, he constructs an iron exoskeleton that gives him superhuman strength and enables him to escape. Back home, and now a reformed character, he refines his invention until he becomes Iron Man, the scourge of warmongers at home and abroad.

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Sunday Sunday Sunda 06:00 ............................Breakfast

06:05 ...........................Nocturne

07:40 ............Match of the Day

07:30 ........................Around the World in 80 Gardens

09:00 .......................The Andrew Marr Show 10:00................................ Sunday Morning Live 11:00 ................Sunday Politics 12:15 ....................MOTD2 Extra 13:00 ..........................BBC News 13:15 ....................Bargain Hunt 14:00................................ Flog It! 15:00 ............................Escape to the Country 16:00 ..................Points of View 16:15 ............................... Lifeline 16:25 ................Songs of Praise 17:00............F1: Grand Prix

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Singapore Grand Prix - High-choice lights. Suzi Perry introduces highlights from the Singapore Grand Prix. Even though the race is held at night, the heat and humidity at the Marina Bay Street Circuit are intense, and help make the race one of the toughest challenges on the Formula 1 calendar. Current championship leader Sebastian Vettel seems to thrive in the conditions and the German is looking for his third consecutive win on the streets of Singapore. Fernando Alonso is another driver who has excelled here - the Spaniard has stood on the podium four of the five times the race has been held.

19:00 ................ Countryfile 20:00 .....................Antiques Roadshow 21:00.......By Any Means

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Drama following a clandestinechoice unit living on the edge and playing the criminal elite at their own game, existing in the grey area between the letter of the law and true justice. When an innocent family is terrorised and their father murdered in cold blood, everyone knows that ruthless criminal Nick Mason is behind it. But when Mason, the 'Teflon Man', walks free from his trial the third time in five years he has evaded justice - Helen calls on Jack Quinn and his team for help.

09:00...... Beechgrove Garden

06:35 ........................... Dino Dan

In the Beechgrove vegetable garden, harvest is in full swing, but Jim is also looking to extend the season of picking by sowing some overwintering vegetables.

Carole and George clearly know their onions as they look at different techniques in growing shallots and onions in order to rid them of white rot. George also reports from his own allotment in Edinburgh and compares how he has fared that bit further south to Beechgrove. Jim and Carole plant up late colour for containers in keeping with the 35th anniversary colours theme and this time going for an emerald theme.

Jim has been growing a range of tasty tomatoes, which are given the ultimate test. Jim investigates what 'taste' means with the help of Abertay University.

06:50 ........................... Dino Dan

09:30 .............Saturday Kitchen Best Bites

09:30................... Ade in Britain

11:00................. James Martin's Food Map of Britain 11:30 ................. James Martin's Food Map of Britain 12:00 ................. James Martin's Food Map of Britain 12:30................. James Martin's Food Map of Britain

13:30 .................. The Incredible Spice Men 14:00 ..............The Hairy Bikers' Best of British

07:00 ............................Canimals 07:10 ............................Canimals 07:15 ............................Canimals 07:25 .................................. Sooty 07:35 ....................Horrid Henry 07:45 ....................Horrid Henry 08:00 ............................... Bottom Knocker Street 08:15 ............................... Bottom Knocker Street 08:30......................... Fish Hooks 08:45 ........................ Fish Hooks 09:00 ..................Big Time Rush 09:25 ........................... ITV News 10:25 ........................... Columbo 12:25 ............................ITV News and Weather 12:30 .........Murder, She Wrote 13:30 ......................Dinner Date 14:30 ..................... The X Factor 15:30 ............................ Big Star's Little Star 16:30 ............................... E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial 18:35...... ITV News London 18:45 ............ ITV News and Weather 19:00 ......Surprise Surprise

19:00 .....Hunt v Lauda: F1's Greatest Racing Rivals

Holly Willoughby presents the heartwarming show which combines viewers' touching real life stories with the world of showbiz and entertainment. In the second show of the series, an inspirational cancer survivor receives a life-changing gift from a special guest, Gino D'Acampo cooks up a surprise for an 81-year-old volunteer, Rizzle Kicks perform for one of their biggest fans and a father and daughter are reunited for the first time in 26 years.

22:00 .................. BBC News

20:00 ........ The Crane Gang

20:00 .............. The X Factor

22:15..... BBC London News

21:00 ....................The Story of the Jews

21:00 ....... Downton Abbey

22:00 .......................... QI XL

22:45 ..............Perspectives

22:45 .............A Single Man

23:45 ......Rugby Highlights

22:25...................... Match of the Day 2 23:50 ................... Lone Star

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08:30........... Gardeners' World

06:10 ....................... Matt Hatter Chronicles

13:00 ................. James Martin's Food Map of Britain

18:30 .................. BBC News

06:00 .................. Babar and the Adventures of Badou

14:45 ........................Inspire: The Olympic Journey 15:15 ................................ Sailing 16:00 ...........................Canoeing 17:00 ................. Rugby League 18:00........ The Great British Bake Off

22:30 ....................ITV News

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ay Sunday Sunday 22nd September 06:15.................. Ironman 2013 06:40 ...................The American Football Show 07:35 ......... American Football 08:30............. Everybody Loves Raymond 09:00................................. Frasier 09:30................ Sunday Brunch 12:25 ................................The Big Bang Theory 12:50......The Big Bang Theory 13:20.............The Simpsons

CW

choice

14:20................... Take the Lead

16:40......... Location, Location, Location 17:40 ................ The Spiderwick Chronicles 19:25........ Channel 4 News 19:55....... The Political Slot 20:00 ........Kevin McCloud's Man Made Home 21:00................ Big Fat Quiz of the 80s 22:35 ................... Alan Carr: Chatty Man 23:35.............. The Last Leg

06:00 .........The Hour of Power 07:00 .....................................Glee 09:00 .....Ashley Banjo's Secret Street Crew 10:00 ...............World Wrestling Entertainment Superstars 11:00............ WWE Experience 12:00 ...............................Dog the Bounty Hunter 15:00 ......................... Road Wars 17:00 ..................One Direction: One Day 17:30.................. The Simpsons 19:00 ................ Moone Boy 19:30............ The Simpsons 20:00 .......... Harrow: A Very British School 21:00 .................... Chickens 21:30 ...................... Trollied 22:00 ................. Road Wars 23:30.........Now That's What I call History!

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06:00.....................Children's TV 08:20................ Bert and Ernie's Great Adventures 08:25 ..........Angelina Ballerina 08:45 ...................... Rupert Bear 09:00 ................Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom 09:15.................................. Toby's Travelling Circus 09:25..... Roary the Racing Car 09:45........................ Jelly Jamm 10:00 ................Power Rangers: Samurai 10:35 ............................Slugterra 11:00 ......................Monkey Life 11:25 .........Police Interceptors 12:25 ................. The True Story 13:30 ...................Thunderbirds 15:15 .......... The Hunchback of Notre Dame 16:55 ............5 News Weekend 17:00 ................... Big Momma's House 2 18:50 ..........Ocean's Eleven 21:00... Conan the Barbarian CW 23:15...........Drive Angry choice

06:00 .....Beauty and the Geek

06:00 ........Nothing to Declare 06:30.........Nothing to Declare 07:00 ........Nothing to Declare 07:30 ........Nothing to Declare 08:00 .............. Drop Dead Diva 09:00 ..................Downsize Me! 10:00 .........................Dog Patrol 10:30 .........................Dog Patrol 12:00............ Sun, Sea and A&E 13:00 ........... Sun, Sea and A&E 15:00 ................Four Weddings 16:00 ..................... Chicago Fire 17:00 ..................... Chicago Fire 18:00 .............. Chicago Fire 19:00.... Nothing to Declare 20:00 .............Fat: The Fight of My Life 21:00.......................... Nikita 22:00............. Supernatural 23:00.................. CSI: Miami

06:00 .......................Trawlermen 06:30 ..................Outnumbered 07:00.......................... My Family 08:00 .......................... Sanctuary 09:00.......................... Sanctuary 10:00 ...........Junior Masterchef Australia 11:00 ..................Choccywoccydoodah: Starstruck 12:00....Booze Patrol Australia 14:30 ................. Inside Nature's Giants Special 16:00 ...................... Who Do You Think You Are? 17:00 ...................... Who Do You Think You Are? USA 18:00 .... Dynamo: Magician Impossible 19:00 ................ MasterChef Australia 20:00 ...................... Choccywoccydoodah: Starstruck 21:00 ................ Traffic Cops 22:00......... Motorway Cops 23:20 ........... Cars, Cops and Criminals

06:00 .............. Charlie's Angels 06:40.............. Charlie's Angels 07:20......................... Ugly Betty 08:00 ........................... Charmed 09:00................................ Scrubs 09:25................................ Scrubs 09:55....... Hollyoaks Omnibus 12:30.......................... How I Met Your Mother 13:00 .......................... How I Met Your Mother 13:30 ... Rules of Engagement 14:00 ...............................Rules of Engagement 14:30 ..........The Mindy Project 15:00..... The Big Bang Theory 16:00.......................... How I Met Your Mother 18:00... The Big Bang Theory 19:30....................... Rules of Engagement 20:00 .................X-Men: The Last Stand 22:00................ Rude Tube ( 23:00 .....The Inbetweeners 23:35..... The Inbetweeners

07:00......................... Later Live... with Jools Holland

06:00 ...........................Fish Town

06:00 .................Saturday Night Football - Match Choice

07:30 .........................Later Live... with Jools Holland

08:00 .............................. Seinfeld

06:45 ....Emmerdale Omnibus 09:30 ............Coronation Street Omnibus 12:00 ............................America's Got Talent 14:50 ........................Happy Feet Animated adventure. Mumble is a young emperor penguin, but he is not like the others. Emperors are born to sing, but Mumble can't. Instead he has a unique talent: dancing. Being different is not easy, and eventually Mumble finds himself cast out from the emperor penguins' community and on the adventure of a lifetime with a group of carefree adelie penguins. On his travels he discovers the real cause of the fish shortage which is threatening the penguin population, and vows to do something to save them all before it is too late.

17:00 ......................The X Factor 18:00.......... The Xtra Factor 19:00 ...........Evan Almighty 21:00 ...................... The Xtra Factor 22:00 ....... The Big Reunion: On Tour 23:00 ................. Pitch Black

08:00 ................................... Crash 08:30................................... Crash 09:00 .............................Top Gear 10:00 .............................Top Gear 11:00.............. Storage Hunters 13:00 ...............Motorway Cops 14:00 ......................... Red Dwarf

07:00 ...........................Love/Lust 08:30 .............................. Seinfeld 09:00 ................ Christian Slater 10:00 ........................... Inside the Actors Studio 11:00.......................................... ER 12:00 ..........................................ER 13:00 .............................Mankind

08:30 .....................................FL72 09:00 ........................The Sunday Supplement 10:30 .............Goals on Sunday 12:30 .........Ford Super Sunday Arsenal v Stoke City. Arsenal welcome Stoke City to the Emirates Stadium for this Barclays Premier League clash.

The Gunners ran out narrow 1-0 winners when the teams last met.

15:20 .......................................... QI

14:00 ............. Richard E Grant's Hotel Secrets

16:00 ..............Storage Hunters

15:00 .......................Blue Bloods

18:00 ...................... Red Bull X-Fighters 2013

17:00 .......Star Trek: Enterprise

15:30 ......................... Ford Super Sunday

18:00.................... Star Trek: Enterprise

18:55........................ La Liga

19:00 ...........................QI XL

20:00 ........................La Liga

20:00 ...........................QI XL

20:00.......................... Vegas

22:00................ Have I Got a Bit More News for You

21:00 .......Game of Thrones

22:00 ............. Ford Football Special

22:55 ...........................QI XL

23:55 ........... Six Feet Under

22:15 ..................Hot Coffee

Singapore Grand Prix

By Any Means

BBC1, 17.00

BBC1, 21.00

Suzi Perry introduces highlights from the Singapore Grand Prix. Even though the race is held at night, the heat and humidity at the Marina Bay Street Circuit are intense, and help make the race one of the toughest challenges on the Formula 1 calendar.

Current championship leader Sebastian Vettel seems to thrive in the conditions and the German is looking for his third consecutive win on the streets of Singapore.

Fernando Alonso is another driver who has excelled here – the Spaniard has stood on the podium four of the five times the race has been held.

20th September - 26th September 2013

07:30 .............. Game Changers

23:30....................... Scottish Football League

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The Simpsons Channel 4, 13:20

Animated comedy series following the hilarious adventures of a working class, semidysfunctional nuclear family in the misfit city of Springfield.

Three tales of terror.

In The Shinning the Simpson family go to a old country mansion that just happens to have no beer or TV. This sends Homer on a murderous rampage that only Bart can help stop with his mind reading power. Then, in Time and Punishment Homer fixes the toaster, but ends up turning it into a time machine. He then discovers how much one little change he makes in the past can alter the outcome when he returns back home. Finally, Bart and Lisa discover that the school faculty and cooking kids as food in Nightmare Cafeteria.

Drive Angry Channel 5, 23:15

Entertaining revenge horror movie.

Nicolas Cage plays a man who busts his way out of Hell when his daughter and her husband are murdered and their baby is taken by a cult of Satanists.

Learning that they plan to sacrifice her in a ritual in three days' time, the man makes his way to Stillwater to prevent the terrible deed.

Brand-new crime drama series By Any Means follows a clandestine unit living on the edge and playing the criminal elite at their own game. Working in the shadows, the maverick team inhabit the grey area between the letter of the law and true justice.

In the first episode of the series, the team, led by Jack Quinn, are brought on board by their mysterious handler Helen Barlow when infamously crooked businessman Nicholas Mason, is acquitted of robbery and the murder of an innocent man, due to lack of evidence.

Although Mason never gets his hands dirty, Helen knows that he is behind the crime – and countless others. Jack is determined to bring the elusive criminal to justice with the help of his team, sassy Jessica Jones and tech genius Thomas Tomkins.

However, their job is made even more difficult when it’s revealed that a police officer appears to be feeding Mason information. Will the team be able to find Mason’s weakness and catch him red-handed? And will they be able to uncover which officer has been playing for both teams?

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Monday Monday Mo 06:00 ............................ Breakfast 09:15 ...................Rip Off Britain 10:00 ................... Homes Under the Hammer 11:00........................ The Sheriffs are Coming 11:45 .............................. Claimed and Shamed

Daybreak - Amanda Knox interview

12:15 .................... Bargain Hunt 13:00 ............BBC News at One

ITV1, 06.00

13:45............................... Doctors

A week before her retrial in Italy and following Daybreak’s live interview with Raffaele Sollecito, Amanda Knox is live for her first and only British TV interview.

14:15 ..........................Perfection

Tom Kerridge’s proper pub food BBC2, 20.30 The only British chef who has earned two Michelin stars by cooking in a pub, introduces his new series Proper Pub Food, where he shows us how to cook dishes inspired by British pub classics.

In the first episode, Tom demonstrates dishes that are perfect for serving up to groups of friends. This is hearty, casual cooking which is meant for sharing, meaning less time fussing in the kitchen and more time spent tucking in to great food with your mates.

This week, Tom shows us how to cook a simple slow cooked shoulder of lamb that melts in the mouth, and some mussels in ale cooked up for a barbecue night at Tom’s local brewery. There’s also a salt beef bagel inspired by a trip to a salt beef and pastrami stand at Maltby Street market, a hearty pollack, chorizo and chickpea stew and a creamy plum fool that makes a great party piece.

06:00........................Daybreak

07:05............... Street Patrol UK

09:25........................ The Jeremy Kyle Show

07:50.............................. Claimed and Shamed 08:20 ..................... The A to Z of TV Cooking 09:05.......................... Watchdog 10:05.............. Robbed, Raided, Reunited 10:35 .....................................Click 11:00 .......................... BBC News

15:00............................ Escape to the Country

11:30 ......................Daily Politics Conference Special

15:45.................. Country Show Cook Off

13:30 ............The Weakest Link

13:00 ...................... Mastermind

Cookery series. Michelin-starred chef Theo Randall and cook Rachel Allen embark on a culinary crusade, travelling from the West of Scotland to Shropshire. In this episode they are on the Isle of Bute, to compete in the Bute Agricultural Society's summer show, and the challenge is to make a quiche.

The pair meet oyster farmer Andre Hughes of Loch Fyne oysters and get the chance to sample some of his world-renowned produce. Back at Mount Stuart House, their cooking location, Theo and Rachel attempt to cope with alfresco cooking, but will their quiches impress judge MacLachlan?

14:15 ......... Great British Menu

16:15 .................................Flog It!

20:00 .................. University Challenge

14:45................................ Oceans 15:45.............. Elephant Diaries 16:15 ........... Incredible Animal Journeys

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08:30.............................. Lorraine

10:30 .................... This Morning 11:25............................ ITV News 11:30.................... This Morning 12:30.................. Loose Women 13:30............................. ITV News and Weather 14:00 ........................ Dickinson's Real Deal David Dickinson is joined by Cheryl Hakeney, Tim Hogarth, Jo Brayshaw and Stewart Hofgartner in Barrow-in-Furness.

There is a real surprise for one seller who finds out the true value of her item, and some toy cars that have been lovingly looked after bring out the boy in David.

15:00 ............................. The Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:00.................... Tipping Point

17:15 ..............Cash in the Attic

17:00.......................... The Chase

18:00 ...................Eggheads

18:00...... ITV News London

18:30 ...........James Martin's Food Map of Britain

19:00................ Emmerdale

19:00 ....... The Hairy Bikers' Everyday Gourmets

19:30..... Coronation Street 20:00............... Countrywise 20:30 ..... Coronation Street 21:00 .................Doc Martin

22:00 ..........Never Mind the Buzzcocks

Comedy drama series about the famously curmudgeonly GP. When Martin is talked into taking baby James to playgroup, he is forced to sing along with the other mums. As the parents pair up, one of them says she is worried about her daughter, to which Martin replies that the girl is probably just backward. Al helps Ruth move into a cottage in the village where she meets her new neighbour, a grumpy old man called Moysey. When Moysey goes for a repeat prescription for his asthma, Martin notices that his breathing has got worse - but he takes exception to being poked and prodded. Al admits he would like a girlfriend and asks Morwenna if she has any single friends. Morwenna asks her mate Janice, who is not impressed by the idea. So a desperate Al decides to sign up with Cornish Couples, a dating website.

21:00 ......... Motorway Cops

22:30 ................. Newsnight

22:00.......... ITV News at Ten

22:00 ........BBC News at Ten

23:20 ......................Today at Conference

22:35...................... Through the Keyhole

23:50.................... The Story of the Jews

23:35 ........... Piers Morgan's Life Stories

17:15 .............................Pointless 18:00..........BBC News at Six 19:00 ........... The One Show 19:30 .................. Inside Out 20:00..................EastEnders 20:30................... Panorama Dying for a Bargain. Panorama investigates how our clothes - including those of some big high street brands - are really made. It finds evidence of shocking working conditions and an industry that still puts profit before safety. More than a thousand garment workers died when the Rana Plaza building in Bangladesh collapsed in April. But reporter Richard Bilton discovers people working 19-hour days, security guards who lock in the workers and factory owners who hide the truth from western retailers.

22:35 .................. Room 101 23:05................ Who Do You Think You Are?

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Food for Friends. Tom Kerridge, famed for cooking food that has won him two Michelin stars in his own pub, shows how to cook dishes at home inspired by British pub classics that are perfect for serving to groups of friends. This is hearty, casual cooking meant for sharing that means less time fussing in the kitchen and more time spent tucking in to great food with your mates. Tom cooks a melt in the mouth slow cooked shoulder of lamb with pommes boulangere - perfect for a Sunday roast.

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onday Monday 23rd September 06:00......... The Treacle People 06:10 ........................ The Hoobs 07:00 ............ According to Jim 07:25 ................. Will and Grace 07:55................................. Frasier 09:00..............Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 ............... Four Rooms US 11:00 ..........A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 12:00 .............. Channel 4 News Summary 12:05 .......................... Jamie's 15 Minute Meals 12:35...................... The Hunt for Red October 15:10 ...................... Countdown 16:00 ...............Deal or No Deal 17:00 ...... Come Dine with Me 18:00............ The Simpsons 18:30................... Hollyoaks 19:00 ........ Channel 4 News 20:00........... Jamie's Money Saving Meals 20:30 .............. Gadget Man 21:00 .................... The Fried Chicken Shop 22:00.... Sex: My British Job

06:00.....................Children's TV

06:00 ........................Emmerdale

08:50....... Bananas in Pyjamas

06:25 ...........Coronation Street

09:00 ........................ Tickety Toc

06:50 ...........Coronation Street

09:15...............The Wright Stuff

07:25 ........................ The Jeremy Kyle Show USA

11:10............ Cowboy Builders 12:10......... 5 News Lunchtime 12:15........... Hustling America 13:15..............Home and Away 13:45....................... Neighbours 14:20 ............. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 15:15.......... Little Girl Lost: The Delimar Vera Story 17:00....................... 5 News at 5 17:30...................... Neighbours 18:00 ........Home and Away 18:30 ............Newstalk Live 19:00...... Hustling America 20:00.....................Police Interceptors

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08:10 .....You've Been Framed!

08:40....................... Dinner Date 09:40 ..... The Real Housewives of New York City 10:35..... The Real Housewives of Vancouver 11:30 ..................The Millionaire Matchmaker 12:30 ........................Emmerdale 13:00 ...........Coronation Street 14:00 .. The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:10 ..... The Real Housewives of Vancouver 17:05 ..................The Millionaire Matchmaker 18:00............... Dinner Date

21:00........... Phoebe Prince: The Final Verdict

19:00.......................... You've Been Framed!

22:00 ....... Under the Dome

20:00 ...............The X Factor

22:55 ............... The Thomas Crown Affair

21:00 . Peter Andre: My Life

06:00 ..............................Brainiac: Science Abuse

06:00 ........Nothing to Declare

07:00 ...............Dog the Bounty Hunter

07:00 ........Nothing to Declare

07:30 ...............Dog the Bounty Hunter

08:00 .........................Dog Patrol

07:00 ...... Ray Mears' Northern Wilderness 08:00 ...................Megatruckers 09:00 ..........................Hardliners 10:00 .............................Top Gear 11:00 ...................Megatruckers 12:00 ...................Three Men Go to New England 13:00 .............................Top Gear 15:00 ...................Megatruckers 16:00 ...... Ray Mears' Northern Wilderness 17:20 .............................Top Gear 19:00............ Megatruckers 19:30 ............ Megatruckers 20:00..................... Top Gear 21:00........................... QI XL 22:00 ....Would I Lie to You? 22:40...........Mock the Week 23:20........... Never Mind the Buzzcocks

08:00 ....................... Airline USA 08:30 ....................... Airline USA 09:00 .......... NCIS: Los Angeles 13:00 ................... Hawaii Five-0 14:00 ................... Hawaii Five-0 15:00 ...................Stargate SG-1 18:00 ...................Futurama 18:30 ............The Simpsons

06:30 ........Nothing to Declare 07:30 ........Nothing to Declare 08:30......................... Dog Patrol 09:00 ........... Sun, Sea and A&E 10:00 ................Criminal Minds 11:00 ................Criminal Minds 12:00 ............. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 14:00 ................Criminal Minds 16:00 .........................Dog Patrol 17:00 ........... Sun, Sea and A&E

20:00 ................A League of Their Own

18:00...................... Nothing to Declare

21:00 .......Kick Ass Kung Fu

19:00.......... Four Weddings

22:00 .................. Spartacus: Vengeance

20:00..................... Toy Boys

23:10 .................Cop Squad

23:20 .........................Bones

21:00........... The Notebook

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22:00 .........Couples Retreat

06:15 ......... Coastguard Alaska 07:00 .....MasterChef Australia 08:00 ................... Covert Affairs 09:00 ................................The Bill 10:00 ................................The Bill 11:00 .................. 1-800-Missing 12:00 ...................... Doctor Who 13:00 ........................MasterChef Australia 14:00 ................... Bondi Rescue 14:30 ................... Bondi Rescue 15:00 ........ Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 16:00 ....................... Traffic Cops 17:00 ..............................Oddities 18:00 ............... Doctor Who 19:00 ................ MasterChef Australia 20:00......... Motorway Cops 21:00 ..... Emergency Bikers 22:00 .... Dynamo: Magician Impossible 23:00 .............. Booze Patrol Australia 23:30 .............. Booze Patrol Australia

06:00 ........................... Switched 06:25...................................90210 07:10 ......................... Ugly Betty 07:55 ........................... Charmed 09:00 .....................................Glee 10:00 .............................New Girl 10:30.......... The Mindy Project 11:00 ... Rules of Engagement 11:30 ........................... Charmed 12:30 ...........................Hollyoaks 13:00 .......................... How I Met Your Mother 14:00 .....The Big Bang Theory 15:00 .............................New Girl 15:30 ..........The Mindy Project 16:00 ... Rules of Engagement 17:00 .......................... How I Met Your Mother 18:00....The Big Bang Theory 19:00 .................. Hollyoaks 19:30 .......... How I Met Your Mother 20:00 .....................New Girl 21:00 .........................90210 22:00 ..... The Inbetweeners Top Ten Moments 23:00......The Inbetweeners

06:00 .........Friday Night Lights

06:00 ..................Good Morning Sports Fans

07:00 ..........................................ER 08:00 .......Star Trek: Enterprise 09:00 .......................Blue Bloods 10:00 ..........................................ER 11:00 .......................Blue Bloods 12:00 .......Star Trek: Enterprise 13:00 ..................................House 14:00 ..................................House 15:00 .......................Blue Bloods 16:00 .......Star Trek: Enterprise 17:00.......................................... ER 18:00 .........................House

09:00..................................... FL72 09:30................................ La Liga 10:30..... Ford Football Special 12:00................................ La Liga 13:00 ......The Fantasy Football Club Highlights 13:30...................................... Ford Football Special 15:00.............. Game Changers 16:00...... The Fantasy Football Club Highlights

19:00......................... House

16:30..................... Soccer A.M. The Best Bits

20:00 ......................Seinfeld

17:30 .................................. FL722

21:00........... The Newsroom

18:30 ........................Boxing

22:15............. House of Lies

19:30 ..................... Football

22:50......................... Weeds

22:00......... The Footballer's Football Show

23:25 ................... Curb Your Enthusiasm

23:00........................ Boxing

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Series following the work of midwives. This episode follows student midwives as they get hands-on experience at Birmingham Women's Hospital - one of the busiest maternity units in the country. Rebecca is in the first year of her degree course in midwifery at Birmingham City University and is following in a family tradition.

We follow Rebecca during her first placement supervised by her mentor Daisy. Fellow first year Molly admits to getting squeamish just from watching an episode of Casualty. She is mentored by Midwife Kathy, who believes you can not really know the job until you do it.

Meanwhile, third year student Melissa is on her final work placement working with community midwives in an urban district of Birmingham.

Police Interceptors Channel 5, 20:00

Observational documentary series following the high-speed lawenforcement pursuit specialists of Cumbria.

Hayley helps two badly injured bikers, Ross and John haul in a drunken driver who has left a trail of destruction in his wake, Duncan escorts a monster truck through Workington, Steve apprehends a bad boy racer, Tom goes undercover on the trail of suspect bike thieves and Duggie plays gooseberry on a couple's first date.

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Tuesday Tuesday Tu 06:00 ............................Breakfast

06:00 ................ This is BBC Two

06:00........................... Daybreak

09:15 .................. Rip Off Britain

06:05 ................... Homes Under the Hammer

08:30 ..............................Lorraine

10:00 ................... Homes Under the Hammer 11:00 ....................... The Sheriffs are Coming 11:45 ......................Claimed and Shamed 12:15.................... Bargain Hunt 13:00 ............BBC News at One 13:30 ......... BBC London News 13:45 .............................. Doctors 14:15 ......................... Perfection

The Wrong Mans BBC2, 21.00 Sam Pinkett and Phil Bourne, office workers for Berkshire County Council, have their menial existence turned upside-down by a chance phonecall and a case of mistaken identity.

After being sole witness to a car crash on a desolate country road, Sam (Mathew Baynton) answers an abandoned mobile telephone and hears a message that was clearly not meant for him: “If you are not here by 5 o’clock, we will kill your wife”. Encouraged by the office mailroom delivery boy that they can be the heroes of the hour, they soon find themselves plunged into a deadly kidnap situation.

Sam and Phil (James Corden) soon find they’re dodging bullets and escaping explosions in their quest to save not just themselves, but their loved ones and ultimately their whole town.

Created by and starring BAFTA and Tony Award-winning actor James Corden (One Man Two Guvnors, Gavin & Stacey, The History Boys) and British Comedy Award-winner Mathew Baynton (Horrible Histories, Peep Show).

15:00 ............................Escape to the Country 15:45 .................. Country Show Cook Off 16:15 ................................ Flog It! 17:15............................ Pointless 18:00......... BBC News at Six 18:30 .... BBC London News 19:00 ...........The One Show 19:30 ................ EastEnders Dexter is determined to do what he feels is right, despite his family and friends giving him conflicting information. Tamwar attempts to win Alice over, but a manipulative Michael has plans of his own. Dot struggles with her extra duties, and Carol tries her best to be supportive despite juggling the Butcher household in Bianca's absence.

20:00 ..................Holby City 21:00................. New Tricks Feathers are ruffled when new boss DCI Sasha Miller arrives to take over the running of UCOS. An unexploded World War II bomb is unearthed on an urban allotment in west London, dredging up a long-hidden murder weapon, and the team find themselves investigating a ritualistic killing of an Italian immigrant from 25 years ago.

22:00........ BBC News at Ten 22:35...... Girls Behind Bars Shaved heads, three-minute showers and press-ups at 5.30am. This is what is facing girls entering 'Shock' - the only US prison boot camp for women.

Stacey Dooley meets the girls doing 'Shock' and also spends time in a medium-security prison to see what they will be facing if they fail.

23:35 ..................Hart's War

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07:05 ................ The Sheriffs are Coming 07:50............................... Claimed and Shamed 08:20...................... The A to Z of TV Cooking 09:05 ........................Britain's Big Wildlife Revival 10:05 .............. Robbed, Raided, Reunited 10:35 ........................... HARDtalk 11:00 .......................... BBC News 12:00 ......................Daily Politics Conference Special 13:00 ...................... Mastermind 13:30 ......... Great British Menu 14:00 ......................Daily Politics Conference Special 16:00 ................................... Coast 16:15 ........... Incredible Animal Journeys 17:15.............. Cash in the Attic 18:00 ...................Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain - The Eggheads - made up of some of the country's top quizzers, including Tremendous Knowledge Dave Rainford; Mastermind and Millionaire winner, Pat Gibson; winner of Are You An Egghead?, Barry Simmons; Millionaire winner, Judith Keppel; Mastermind winner, Chris Hughes; four times world quiz champion, Kevin Ashman; and 15-1 winner, Daphne Fowler.

18:30 ...........James Martin's Food Map of Britain 19:00 ....... The Hairy Bikers' Everyday Gourmets 20:00...............The Great W C British Bake Off choice 21:00...The Wrong Mans

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Morning show with a topical mix of entertainment, discussion and showbiz glamour, as well as featuring the latest fashion, food and celebrity gossip. Cate Blanchett chats about starring in Woody Allen's new film Blue Jasmine, and Maureen Lipman and Harry Shearer talk about their current tour of Oliver Cotton's play Daytona.

09:25 ........................ The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30 .................... This Morning 11:25 ............................ITV News 11:30 .................... This Morning 12:30 .................. Loose Women 13:30 .............................ITV News and Weather 14:00........................ Dickinson's Real Deal 15:00 ............................. The Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:00 ....................Tipping Point 17:00.......................... The Chase 18:00...... ITV News London 19:00 ................ Emmerdale 19:30 ......................... Aussie Animal Island Series looking at how scientists are using the protected habitat of Maria Island, off the east coast of Tasmania, as a place of refuge for Australian animals under threat.

In the second episode, the Tasmanian devils are taken to an isolation centre in Hobart where their behaviour is assessed. If they are to survive in the wild, they must shy away from human contact but remain curious about their surroundings. The devils are released into a large enclosure where a hierarchy emerges, as Big Jimmy hogs the food and hapless Manny goes without.

Once training is complete, the devils get a final health check and five lucky animals are fitted with GPS collars so their every move can bemonitored.

20:00............ Ade in Adland

21:30..... The Sarah Millican Television Programme

21:00.................. Being Paul Gascoigne

22:00 ........ Later Live... with Jools Holland

22:00.......... ITV News at Ten

22:30.................. Newsnight

22:35 .....................When Ali Came to Britain

23:20 ......................Today at Conference

23:35......... The Jeremy Kyle Show USA

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uesday Tuesday 24th September 06:10 ........................ The Hoobs 07:00 ............ According to Jim 07:25 ................. Will and Grace 08:05 .................................Frasier 09:05 .............Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00............... Four Rooms US 11:00 ..........A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 12:05 .......................... Jamie's 15 Minute Meals 12:35...Kirstie's Vintage Gems 12:40....The Devil at 4 O'Clock 15:10 ...................... Countdown 16:00 ...............Deal or No Deal 17:00 ...... Come Dine with Me 18:00............ The Simpsons 18:30 .................. Hollyoaks 19:00 ........ Channel 4 News 20:00.... Double Your House for Half the Money 21:00 .................. My Big Fat Gypsy Ladies' Day 22:00.............. London Irish 22:30 ......... 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown

06:00.....................Children's TV

06:00.........................Emmerdale

06:15 ......... Coastguard Alaska

06:00 ........................... Switched

09:00 ........................ Tickety Toc

06:25 ...........Coronation Street

07:00 .....MasterChef Australia

06:25 ..................................90210

09:15 ..............The Wright Stuff

07:25 ........................ The Jeremy Kyle Show USA

08:00 ................... Covert Affairs

07:10 ......................... Ugly Betty

09:00 ................................The Bill

08:00........................... Charmed

10:00 ................................The Bill

09:00 .....................................Glee

11:00 .................. 1-800-Missing

10:00 .............................New Girl

12:00 ...................... Doctor Who

10:30.......... The Mindy Project

13:00 .....MasterChef Australia

11:00 ... Rules of Engagement

14:00.................... Bondi Rescue

11:30 ........................... Charmed

12:30........................ Emmerdale

14:30................... Bondi Rescue

12:30 ...........................Hollyoaks

13:00 ...........Coronation Street

15:00 ........ Extreme Makeover: Home Edition

13:00...How I Met Your Mother

16:00 ....................... Traffic Cops

15:00 .............................New Girl

16:10 ..... The Real Housewives of Vancouver

16:30 ....................... Traffic Cops

15:30 ..........The Mindy Project

17:00 ..............................Oddities

16:00.... Rules of Engagement

17:05 ..................The Millionaire Matchmaker

17:30 ..............................Oddities

17:00...How I Met Your Mother

18:00................ Doctor Who

18:00....The Big Bang Theory

19:00... MasterChef Australia

19:00 .................. Hollyoaks

20:00 ............... Doctor Who

19:30....................How I Met Your Mother

11:10............ Cowboy Builders 12:10......... 5 News Lunchtime 12:15 ........... Animal Maternity 13:15 .............Home and Away 13:45 ...................... Neighbours 14:15 ................ Law and Order: Criminal Intent 15:15 ..................Love Will Keep Us Together 17:00 .......................5 News at 5 17:30 ...................... Neighbours 18:00........ Home and Away 18:30 ............Newstalk Live 19:00..........Monkey Life

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19:30 .................... Highland Emergency 20:00 .......Cowboy Builders 21:00 ....................... CSI: NY

08:10 .....You've Been Framed!

08:40 ...................... Dinner Date 09:40 ..... The Real Housewives of New York City 11:30 ..................The Millionaire Matchmaker

14:00 ........................ The Jeremy Kyle Show

18:00................ Dinner Date 19:00....You've Been Framed!

20:00.....Peter Andre: My Life

22:00 .........................Castle

21:00 ............... The Magaluf Weekender

22:55 ............Body of Proof

22:00 ........... Crazy Beaches

23:50 ..........Law and Order: Criminal Intent

22:30 ...........Celebrity Juice

06:00 ..............................Brainiac: Science Abuse

06:00 ........Nothing to Declare

07:00 ...............................Dog the Bounty Hunter

21:00 ............ Frozen Planet

14:00..... The Big Bang Theory

22:00.................. Perception

20:30....The Big Bang Theory

23:00 .............. Booze Patrol Australia

21:00.. Rules of Engagement 21:30.......... Happy Endings

23:20...Paranormal Activity

23:30 .............. Booze Patrol Australia

22:00............ Derren Brown: Miracles for Sale

06:30 ........Nothing to Declare

07:10 ...........................Ray Mears Goes Walkabout

06:00 ...................................Friday Night Lights

06:00 ..................Good Morning Sports Fans

08:00 .........................Dog Patrol

08:10 ...................Megatruckers

07:00 ..........................................ER

09:00 ........... Sun, Sea and A&E

09:10 ...........The Gadget Show

08:00 .......Star Trek: Enterprise

07:00 ..................Good Morning Sports Fans

10:00 ................Criminal Minds

10:15 .............................Top Gear

09:00 .......................Blue Bloods

11:00 ................Criminal Minds

11:50 ...................Megatruckers

10:00 ..........................................ER

12:00 ............. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

12:50 ...................Three Men Go to New England

11:00 .......................Blue Bloods

14:00 ................Criminal Minds

13:50 .............................Top Gear

12:00 .............................Star Trek: Enterprise

16:00 .........................Dog Patrol

15:30 ...................Megatruckers

13:00 ..................................House

17:00 ........... Sun, Sea and A&E

16:30 .............................Top Gear

14:00 ..................................House

18:00.... Nothing to Declare

17:30............................. Top Gear

15:00 .......................Blue Bloods

18:00 ...................Futurama

18:30.......................Nothing to Declare

19:00............ Megatruckers

16:00 .......Star Trek: Enterprise

18:30.............The Simpsons

17:00 ..........................................ER

19:00 .........Border Security

20:00........ Storage Hunters

19:00............ The Simpsons

21:00 ...........................QI XL

18:00......................... House

19:30 .........Border Security

19:30............ The Simpsons

19:00......................... House

20:00.......... Criminal Minds

20:00 ........ An Idiot Abroad

22:00 ............Dave Gorman: Modern Life is Goodish

20:00..................... Mankind

21:00 ........... Unforgettable

22:00................. Cop Squad

23:00 ................................QI

21:00......................... Awake

22:00............ Unforgettable

23:00 ................. Road Wars

22:00............. Ray Donovan

23:00......................... Bones

23:40 ...................... The Rob Brydon Show

07:30 ...............................Dog the Bounty Hunter 08:00 ....................... Airline USA 08:30 ....................... Airline USA 09:00 .......... NCIS: Los Angeles 10:00 .......... NCIS: Los Angeles 13:00 ................... Hawaii Five-0 14:00.................... Hawaii Five-0 15:00 ...................Stargate SG-1

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23:10 ............ The Sopranos

08:00 ..................Good Morning Sports Fans 09:00 ................SPFL Round Up 09:30 .................................Boxing 18:00 ............. Football Asia

19:00 ................. Behind the Ropes: Haye 22:00.................. Behind the Ropes: Haye 22:30 ...................Revista de la Liga 23:30 ........Barclays Premier League Review

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The Great British Bake Off BBC2, 20:00

Sweet Dough.

It is week six in the tent and time for sweet dough week - but will it prove bittersweet for the bakers? They kick off with a signature tea loaf. Most of the bakers choose to make something connected to home, so Mary Berry and Paul Hollywood are presented with everything from locally sourced loaves from Yorkshire and Oxford to Devonshire-inspired panettone and Welsh bara brith. Meanwhile, there is a look at the history of the Sally Lunn, and the story of the torta negra - the well-travelled tea loaf that creates a taste of Wales in the middle of Patagonia. The bakers face Paul's most twisted Technical Challenge yet and a Showstopper that draws on all of Europe for inspiration, creating 36 sweet European buns - from Swedish cinnamon buns to German schnecken and French brioches.

Monkey Life Channel 5, 19:00

Series about Monkey World in Dorset, the world's largest ape rescue centre. The team waits to see how new arrival Kiki will react to Patricia. Oshine has a special visitor from South Africa - but will she remember her?

Woolly monkey Bueno needs emergency dental treatment. And there is sad news about Xuzy, the world's oldest woolly monkey.

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Wednesday 06:00 ............................ Breakfast 09:15 ...................Rip Off Britain 10:00 ................... Homes Under the Hammer 11:00 ....................... The Sheriffs are Coming 11:45 ......................Claimed and Shamed 12:15.................... Bargain Hunt 13:00............ BBC News at One 13:30 ..........BBC London News 13:45 ...............................Doctors 14:15 ..........................Perfection 15:00 ............................Escape to the Country 15:45 .................. Country Show Cook Off Cookery series. Chefs Theo Randall and Rachel Allen continue their culinary road trip and today head to Keith in the Scottish Highlands. There they hope to take on some of the best local cooks in the area as they enter the stuffed mushroom category of the Keith Show. Rachel and Theo also visit a local motherand-daughter team who have diversified from traditional farming to running their own bakery, producing over fifty thousand biscuits every week. They then repair to their trusty converted Citroen van to prepare tasty, and hopefully award-winning, stuffed mushrooms, but will they be good enough to impress judge Mrs Pat Shaw?

16:15 .................................Flog It! 17:15 .............................Pointless 18:00 .........BBC News at Six 18:30 .....BBC London News 19:00 ........... The One Show 20:00 .................. Watchdog Consumer series with Anne Robinson, Matt Allwright and Chris Hollins. Actor Richard E Grant investigates the car fault that could have put his daughter's life in danger. Plus, the holiday company that doesn't know its geography - the leading travel agent who sent its customers on a Portugese holiday... to Spain.

21:00 ............... Who Do You Think You Are? 22:00 ........BBC News at Ten 22:35 ............. Father Figure 23:05 ................ The League Cup Show

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06:00 ................... Homes Under the Hammer

06:00 ........................... Daybreak

07:00 ........................The Sheriffs are Coming

09:25 ........................ The Jeremy Kyle Show

07:45 .............................. Claimed and Shamed

10:30 .................... This Morning

08:15 ........................Inspire: The Olympic Journey

11:30 .................... This Morning

Gabby Logan is in Glasgow to mark one year until the Commonwealth Games. She gets a guided tour of the city from Sir Chris Hoy, who also shows her around the velodrome named after him. A year on from the Olympic Games, Matthew Pinsent looks at the legacy of 2012, and fellow rowing star Katherine Grainger joins the team to reflect on life after London for some of the key personalities from summer 2012, including Victoria Pendleton, Helen Glover and Dai Greene. And in the first of a regular series of features introducing the potential stars for Rio in 2016, we meet 17-year-old Bath swimmer Siobhan-Marie O'Connor.

09:00 ........................Inspire: The Olympic Journey 09:30 ........... Wild Shepherdess with Kate Humble 10:30 .............................See Hear 11:00 .......................... BBC News 12:00...................... Daily Politics Conference Special 13:00................................ Lifeline 13:10......... Great British Menu 13:40 ................................Cycling 16:10 ........... Incredible Animal Journeys 17:10 ..............Cash in the Attic 17:55 ....................Party Political Broadcast by the Labour Party 18:00 ...................Eggheads 18:30 ...........James Martin's Food Map of Britain 19:00........ The Hairy Bikers' Everyday Gourmets 20:00.............The House CW That ÂŁ100k Built choice 21:00 .... Science Britannica 22:00 ......The Culture Show 22:30 ................. Newsnight 23:20 ......................Today at Conference 23:50 ............ The Midwives

08:30 ..............................Lorraine

11:25 ............................ITV News 12:30 .................. Loose Women 13:30............................. ITV News and Weather 14:00 ........................ Dickinson's Real Deal 15:00 ............................. The Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:00.................... Tipping Point 17:00 ..........................The Chase 18:00...... ITV News London 18:25 ............ Party Political Broadcast by the Labour Party 18:30 ............. ITV News and Weather 19:00................. Emmerdale 19:30 ..... Coronation Street 20:00 .................... Big Star's Little Star Three well-loved celebrities share the stage with some brand new co-stars - their own children.

Over the course of the show their private lives become a little more public, and the risk of embarrassment increases. Playing for charity tonight, and hoping to get their hands on a possible jackpot of 15,000 pounds are Lucy Pargeter, Rosemary Shrager and Andy Whyment together with their children.

21:00 .............. Whitechapel Crime drama series featuring bizarre and macabre murders with a historical precedent.

Conclusion of a two-part story.

As more flayed bodies turn up, Chandler and Miles question the motives behind these bloody deeds. Is the killer more interested in the victim's skin than their death? A misjudged prank by Mansell adds to the toxic atmosphere in the Incident Room, and Buchan's research puts him in danger.

22:00................. ITV News at Ten and Weather 22:35 .........Great Night Out 23:35 ..........James Nesbitt's Ireland

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September

06:10 ........................ The Hoobs

06:00.....................Children's TV

06:00 ........................Emmerdale

06:15 ......... Coastguard Alaska

06:00 ........................... Switched

07:05 ............ According to Jim

08:50........Bananas in Pyjamas

06:25 ................ The Xtra Factor

07:00 .....MasterChef Australia

06:25 ..................................90210

07:30 ................. Will and Grace

09:00 ........................ Tickety Toc

07:10......................... Ugly Betty

09:15 ..............The Wright Stuff

07:25 ........................ The Jeremy Kyle Show USA

08:00................... Covert Affairs

07:55 .................................Frasier

09:00................................ The Bill

08:00 ........................... Charmed

11:10 ............ Cowboy Builders

08:10..... You've Been Framed!

09:00 .....................................Glee

12:10 .........5 News Lunchtime

08:40 ...................... Dinner Date

10:00 ................................The Bill 11:00 .................. 1-800-Missing

10:00 .............................New Girl

12:15 ............The Railway: First Great Western

09:40...... The Real Housewives of New York City

12:00 ...................... Doctor Who

10:30.......... The Mindy Project

13:15 .............Home and Away

10:35 ..... The Real Housewives of Vancouver

13:00 .....MasterChef Australia

11:00 ... Rules of Engagement

14:00 ................... Bondi Rescue

11:30 ........................... Charmed

14:30 ................... Bondi Rescue

12:30 ...........................Hollyoaks

15:00 ........ Extreme Makeover: Home Edition

13:00 .......................... How I Met Your Mother

16:00 ....................... Traffic Cops

14:00 .....The Big Bang Theory

14:00.. The Jeremy Kyle Show

16:30....................... Traffic Cops

15:00............................. New Girl

16:10..... The Real Housewives of Vancouver

17:00 ..............................Oddities 18:00................ Doctor Who

16:00 ... Rules of Engagement

17:05 ..................The Millionaire Matchmaker

19:00 MasterChef Australia

17:00...How I Met Your Mother 18:00....The Big Bang Theory

18:00............... Dinner Date

20:00 ................. Perception

19:00 .................. Hollyoaks

19:00 ...You've Been Framed!

21:00 .............. Saving Hope

20:00.............. Totally You've Been Framed!

22:00.......... Boston's Finest

19:30 ...................How I Met Your Mother

09:00 .............Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 ............... Four Rooms US 11:00 ..........A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 12:05........................... Jamie's 15 Minute Meals 12:35 ........... Reach for the Sky

13:45 ...................... Neighbours 14:15..............................NCIS

CW choice

15:10 ...................... Countdown

15:15......... A Girl Like Me: The Gwen Araujo Story

16:00............... Deal or No Deal

17:00 .......................5 News at 5

17:00...... Come Dine with Me

17:30 ...................... Neighbours

18:00 ............The Simpsons 18:30 .................. Hollyoaks 19:00 ........ Channel 4 News 20:00.................... The Three Day Nanny 21:00.......... Grand Designs 22:00................. Gogglebox 22:50.................... Bouncers

18:00........ Home and Away 18:30............ Newstalk Live 19:00..... Robson's Extreme Fishing Challenge 20:00 ..... Animal Maternity 21:00 ....................... CSI: NY 22:00 ................ Wentworth

23:50 .............Random Acts

23:00....... CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

23:55.....Itunes Festival 2013

23:55...... Inside Hollywood

06:00 ...................Stargate SG-1

06:00 ........Nothing to Declare

07:00 ...............................Dog the Bounty Hunter

06:30 ........Nothing to Declare

07:30 ...............................Dog the Bounty Hunter

08:30 .........................Dog Patrol

08:00 ....................... Airline USA

10:00 ................Criminal Minds

08:30 ....................... Airline USA

08:00 .........................Dog Patrol 09:00 ........... Sun, Sea and A&E

09:00.......... NCIS: Los Angeles

12:00 ................SI: Crime Scene Investigation

10:00 .......... NCIS: Los Angeles

14:00................ Criminal Minds

13:00 ................... Hawaii Five-0

16:00 .........................Dog Patrol

15:00 ...................Stargate SG-1

17:00 ........... Sun, Sea and A&E

18:00................... Futurama

18:00 ... Nothing to Declare

18:30 ............The Simpsons

19:00 ........CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

20:00 .......... Harrow: A Very British School 21:00................ A League of Their Own

20:00 ........ Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA 21:00 ........ Mount Pleasant

22:00 .................... Chickens

22:00 ..........................Gates

22:30 .................Cop Squad

22:35 ............. Love Matters

23:30.................. Road Wars

23:00......................... Bones

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11:30...................The Millionaire Matchmaker 12:30 ........................Emmerdale 13:00 ................ The Xtra Factor

15:30 ..........The Mindy Project

20:00 ...The Big Bang Theory

21:00.................. Girlfriends

23:00 .............. Booze Patrol Australia

22:00........................ Bridget Jones's Diary

23:30 .............. Booze Patrol Australia

07:00 ................Ray Mears Goes Walkabout 08:00 ...................Megatruckers 09:00.............. Storage Hunters 10:00............................. Top Gear 11:30................... Megatruckers 12:30.............. Storage Hunters 13:30 .............................Top Gear 15:00 ...................Megatruckers 16:00 ..............Storage Hunters 17:00 ...............................Red Bull X-Fighters 2013 18:00 .................... Top Gear 19:00............ Megatruckers 20:00..... Lizard Lick Towing 21:00........ Russell Howard's Good News Extra 22:00.......... Mock the Week 22:40 ............Dave Gorman: Modern Life is Goodish 23:40 ....Would I Lie to You?

06:00 ...................................Friday Night Lights

06:00 ..................Good Morning Sports Fans

07:00 ..........................................ER

07:00...................Good Morning Sports Fans

08:00 .......Star Trek: Enterprise 09:00........................Blue Bloods 10:00.......................................... ER 11:00 .......................Blue Bloods 12:00 .......Star Trek: Enterprise 13:00 ..................................House 14:00 ..................................House 15:00 .......................Blue Bloods

21:00...... The Inbetweeners Movie 23:00 ................ Rude Tube

08:00 ..................Good Morning Sports Fans 09:00 ........................Capital One Cup Football 10:00......................... Behind the Ropes: Haye 18:00 .................FIFA Futbol Mundial

16:00 .............................Star Trek: Enterprise

18:30 ............ Football Gold

17:00 ..........................................ER 18:00 .........................House

19:00 ........................Behind the Ropes

19:00 .........................House

22:00 ...... What's the Story?

20:00 ......................... Vegas 21:00 ............... Blue Bloods

23:00 ........................Behind the Ropes

22:00........... The Newsroom

23:30 ............ Football Gold

23:15............. The Sopranos

23:45 ............ Football Gold

18:45 ............ Football Gold

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The House That £100k Built BBC2, 20:00

Architectural journalist and critic Kieran Long and award-winning architect Piers Taylor are following self-builders as they take on the biggest gamble of their lives.

All have less than £100k to spend, little or no experience and life savings on the line. In this episode, the duo help Sumati Bala try to build a new home after her old house is condemned.

Twice widowed, Sumati thought the little cottage in Berwick upon Tweed would be the dream home to live in and run her cookery school from. However rising damp, asbestos and other problems turned it into a nightmare. The building is bulldozed and Sumati has just £50,000 left to start from scratch.

Keiran and Piers help her see just what she could achieve with her budget - but this reluctant self-builder may find the challenge overwhelming in the end.

NCIS Channel 5, 14:15

US drama series based on the work of the navy's dedicated federal agency. The attempted murder of a young marine from Gibbs's hometown forces the special agent to dredge up his own past. The investigation puts Gibbs back in touch with his estranged father, giving the pair a rare opportunity to work out their differences.

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Thursday Thursday T 06:00 ............................ Breakfast

06:00 ................ This is BBC Two

06:00 ........................... Daybreak

09:15....................Rip Off Britain

06:05 ................... Homes Under the Hammer

08:30 ..............................Lorraine

10:00 ................... Homes Under the Hammer 11:00 ....................... The Sheriffs are Coming

My Tattoo Addiction Channel 4, 22.00 My Tattoo Addiction returns to revisit the colourful and captivating world of tattoos. Delving deep beyond the ink, this 3x60 series will explore more of the unique stories behind every tattoo.

All three episodes feature remarkable people, from across Britain whose body art tells a tale about their life. Whether it’s symbolic, spur of the moment or simply just to stand out - behind every tattoo and in some cases its cover up lies a story.

Through observational footage and compelling interviews, each challenging and often eye-watering film reveals what drives people to go under the needle, how tattoos can define you and how they come to signify our achievements, experiences and regrets.

My Tattoo Addiction returns to revisit the colourful and captivating world of tattoos. Delving deep beyond the ink, this 3x60 series will explore more of the unique stories behind every tattoo design.

In the tattoo world you can either stand out, or fit in. In this episode we meet the individuals for whom a tattoo completes them - allows them to feel whole and makes a statement about the person they want to be.

We meet Paul, an unemployed father of 6, whose facial tattoos are his pride and joy but are also the barrier to regular work. There is Duncan, whose grief at the loss of a close friend, can only find expression through the ink on his body and we meet James, whose desire to escape from his surroundings, finds expression in his tattoos. There’s also Helen and Amy, whose tattoos are a quest for them to fit into a world that views them as outsiders. Featuring eye watering footage not for the faint of heart, this film takes you into the lives of the people who get tattoos, exploring their motives and experiences whilst asking the question, why are we as a country addicted to tattoos.

Women Behind Bars ITV1, 21.00 Episode One In the first episode Trevor goes inside both prisons, starting with Indiana Women’s Prison, home to almost 700 offenders.

He heads to the Segregation Unit to speak to a double murderer who has become the most notorious female offender in the whole state of Indiana.

In 2000, Sara Pender was convicted of murdering the two people she lived with. They were shot by her boyfriend, but the prosecution believed that she had manipulated him into doing it.

Pender has now been in the Segregation Unit for five years after breaking free from jail. She tells Trevor how, after striking up a sexual relationship with a prison officer, she persuaded him to drive her to freedom in his van.

Pender was then on the run for four months and became America’s most wanted female criminal.

Sergeant McPherson, who works at Indiana Women’s Prison, tells Trevor about the prison officer who helped her. She says: “He was having problems at home and she preyed on that. She made him feel like she was going to save him; she’d be his everything…he fell in love with her. I’ve seen a lot, been here over 20 years, Sarah’s one of the best manipulators I’ve seen.”

Lieutenant Gray adds that before Pender escaped, she was always trying to get an advantage over someone else.

He says: “If you asked her a question, she would respond with, ‘What’s in it for me?’ And when people respond like that, it should put you on notice that you have to be careful about how you deal with them.

“If you can convince an officer, someone who was trained not to, somebody who was trained to maintain the order and the peace of the facility, if you can convince that person to drive you out of a correctional facility, you can convince anybody to do anything.”

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A look at the work of high court enforcement officers, also known as sheriffs, as they strive to retrieve cash for members of the public who are owed money. An elderly woman has paid thousands for a new driveway but was left with a pile of bricks. Can sheriffs Darryl and Mark get her money back for her? An internet whiz carried out work for a leafleting company but never received the £3,500 of wages he was due. The sheriffs go in search of his money, and Lawrence and Kev get more than they bargained for at a north London car dealer.

11:45 ......................Claimed and Shamed 12:15.................... Bargain Hunt 13:00 ............BBC News at One 13:45............................... Doctors 14:15.......................... Perfection 15:00 ............................Escape to the Country 15:45.................. Country Show Cook Off Cookery series. Chefs Theo Randall and Rachel Allen's whistlestop tour of the nation's best-loved country shows sees them in the Herefordshire town of Kington today, where they compete against some of the most competitive bakers in the area with their entries for the open fruit tart with sweet pastry category in the Kington Horse and Agricultural Society Show. They also enjoy a visit to the Dunkerton Cider Company, where proprietor Ivor Dunkerton has been producing organic cider and perry for over thirty years. And demanding judge Christine Fletcher casts her eye on Theo and Rachel's fruit tarts.

16:15 .................................Flog It! 17:15 .............................Pointless 18:00 .........BBC News at Six 19:00 ........... The One Show 19:30 .................EastEnders 20:00 .......... Waterloo Road 21:00 ................Super Giant Animals 22:00 ........BBC News at Ten 22:35 ........... Question Time 23:35 ...................This Week

07:05 ........................The Sheriffs are Coming

09:25 ........................ The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30 .................... This Morning

07:50 ......................Claimed and Shamed

11:25............................ ITV News

08:20 ...........................The A to Z of TV Cooking

12:30.................. Loose Women

09:05 ................................. Flog it!

Trade Secrets 10:05............... Raymond Blanc: How to Cook Well Raymond Blanc says that a good cook is one who understands the basic techniques of cooking. Raymond had to teach himself to be a Michelin star chef. He found out for himself what happens when you cook food in different ways.

Now, after years of trial and error, Raymond wants to help us to cook well and become confident in the kitchen. This time he explains frying. For Raymond it is a great quick technique that gives food a wonderful flavour, colour and texture. He starts with a simple French favourite, pan-fried pork chop on saute potatoes, a dish he dedicates to his mum because she has cooked it so often. He conjures up a surprising stir-fried salad as a delicious alternative to the usual summer staple. His dessert is an incredible pan-fried Grand Marnier souffle with an orange sauce.

10:35 ........................... HARDtalk 12:00 .............The Daily Politics 13:00...................... Mastermind 13:30 ............The Weakest Link 14:15 ......... Great British Menu 14:45 ................................Oceans 15:45 ..............Elephant Diaries 16:15 ...........................Incredible Animal Journeys 17:15 ..............Cash in the Attic 18:00................... Eggheads 18:30........... James Martin's Food Map of Britain 19:00 ....... The Hairy Bikers' Everyday Gourmets 20:00...........The Wonder W C of Dogs choice 21:00 .......... Peaky Blinders 22:00 ..........Mock the Week 22:30 ................. Newsnight 23:20 .... Science Britannica

11:30 .................... This Morning 13:30 .............................ITV News and Weather 14:00 ........................ Dickinson's Real Deal 15:00.............................. The Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:00 ....................Tipping Point 17:00 ..........................The Chase 18:00...... ITV News London 18:30............. ITV News and Weather 19:00 ................ Emmerdale 19:30 ...................... Tonight 20:00 ................ Emmerdale 20:30 .......Pat and Cabbage Comedy about the lives of two funny, smart, sixty-something ladies who find themselves single for the first time in decades.

When Cabbage and Pat attend a hen party, they are shocked but excited to discover that Dylan might be a dad. Eager to prove she is a grandmother, Cabbage turns up at Dylan's ex-girlfriend's house with Pat, but will they get the answer they are looking for?

Cabbage's words of wisdom prompt Nicola to think about her relationship with Toby, but this only results in an embarrassing situation in front of Dylan.

21:00...................Women CW Behind Bars choice 22:00.......... ITV News at Ten 22:35............ Ade in Adland The British Household. Adrian Edmondson continues his search through the archives, discovering how TV ads have reflected the ways Britain has changed over the past 60 years. In this episode, he looks at how our homes have been transformed by the power of TV adverts. The programme includes some lost gems and classics such as Maureen Lipman's BT ads, the lovable Creature Comforts characters and Mrs Merton persuading us to use British Gas.

23:35 ................. Goodwood Revival 2013

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Thursday Thursday 26th September 06:10 ........................ The Hoobs 07:05 ............ According to Jim 07:30................. Will and Grace 07:55................................. Frasier 09:00............. Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 ............... Four Rooms US 11:00 ..........A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 12:05.......................... Jamie's 15 Minute Meals 12:35 ............................... Kirstie's Vintage Gems 12:40 ................20,000 Leagues Under the Sea 15:10 ...................... Countdown 16:00 ...............Deal or No Deal 17:00 ...... Come Dine with Me 18:00........The Simpsons CW choice 18:30 .................. Hollyoaks 19:00 ........ Channel 4 News 20:00.... Location, Location, Location 21:00.....Educating Yorkshire 22:00.................My Tattoo W C Addiction choice 23:05..................... The Fried Chicken Shop

06:00.....................Children's TV 08:50 .......Bananas in Pyjamas 09:00 ........................ Tickety Toc 09:15 ..............The Wright Stuff 11:10 ............ Cowboy Builders 12:10 .........5 News Lunchtime 12:15 ...........Robson's Extreme Fishing Challenge 13:15 .............Home and Away 13:45...................... Neighbours 14:15 .................................... NCIS 15:15....................... Polar Storm 17:00 .......................5 News at 5 17:30 ...................... Neighbours 18:00 ........Home and Away 18:30 ............Newstalk Live 19:00........... The True Story 20:00...... The Railway: First Great Western 21:00 ....................... CSI: NY 22:00 ............Amanda Knox Trial: 5 Key Questions 23:00 ..........Law and Order: Criminal Intent 23:55...... Inside Hollywood

06:00........................ Emmerdale 06:25........... Coronation Street 06:50................... Life's Funniest Moments 07:25 ........................ The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 08:10 .....You've Been Framed!

08:40...................... Dinner Date 09:40 ..... The Real Housewives of New York City 11:30 ..................The Millionaire Matchmaker 12:30........................ Emmerdale 13:00........... Coronation Street 13:30 ................... Life's Funniest Moments 14:00...The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:10 ..... The Real Housewives of Vancouver 17:05.................. The Millionaire Matchmaker 18:00 ............... Dinner Date 19:00. You've Been Framed!

20:00....... The X Factor USA 22:00 ...........Celebrity Juice 22:50 ............... The Magaluf Weekender 23:50............ Crazy Beaches

06:15......... Coastguard Alaska 07:00 .....MasterChef Australia 08:00 ................... Covert Affairs 09:00 ................................The Bill 10:00 ................................The Bill 11:00.................. 1-800-Missing 12:00 ...................... Doctor Who 13:00..... MasterChef Australia 14:00................... Bondi Rescue 14:30 ................... Bondi Rescue 15:00 ........ Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 16:00....................... Traffic Cops 17:00...............................Oddities 18:00................ Doctor Who 19:00 ................ MasterChef Australia 20:00........... Rick Stein's Far Eastern Odyssey 21:00 .................... Dynamo: Magician Impossible 22:00 ..... Haunted Highway 23:00 .............. Booze Patrol Australia 23:30............... Booze Patrol Australia

06:00 ........................... Switched 06:25 ..................................90210 07:10 ......................... Ugly Betty 08:00 ........................... Charmed 09:00 .....................................Glee 10:00 .............................New Girl 10:30.......... The Mindy Project 11:00... Rules of Engagement 11:30 ........................... Charmed 12:30 ...........................Hollyoaks 13:00...How I Met Your Mother 14:00..... The Big Bang Theory 15:00............................. New Girl 15:30.......... The Mindy Project 16:00.... Rules of Engagement 17:00...How I Met Your Mother 18:00....The Big Bang Theory 19:00 .................. Hollyoaks 19:30 ...................How I Met Your Mother 20:00....The Big Bang Theory 20:30 ...................How I Met Your Mother 21:00 ...........Don't Trust the B---- In Apartment 23 21:30.............. Suburgatory 22:00 ............. The IT Crowd

06:00................... Stargate SG-1

06:00 ........Nothing to Declare

07:00 ...............Dog the Bounty Hunter

06:30 ........Nothing to Declare

07:00................ Ray Mears Goes Walkabout

06:00 ...................................Friday Night Lights

08:00.......... Lizard Lick Towing

07:00 ..........................................ER

07:30 ...............Dog the Bounty Hunter

07:30 ........Nothing to Declare

08:30 ..........Lizard Lick Towing

08:00 .......Star Trek: Enterprise

09:00 .............................Top Gear

09:00 .......................Blue Bloods

10:00 .............................Top Gear

10:00 ..........................................ER

11:00 ...................Megatruckers

11:00 .......................Blue Bloods

10:00 ................Criminal Minds

12:00 ..........Lizard Lick Towing

12:00 .......Star Trek: Enterprise

13:00 .............................Top Gear

15:00 ...................Stargate SG-1

12:00 ............. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

13:00.................................. House

14:00............................. Top Gear

18:00 ...................Futurama

14:00...................................House

14:00 ................Criminal Minds

18:30 ............The Simpsons

15:00 ................Ray Mears Goes Walkabout

15:00 .......................Blue Bloods

16:00 .........................Dog Patrol

19:00 ............The Simpsons

17:00 ........... Sun, Sea and A&E

16:20 ..........Lizard Lick Towing

20:00 ..........Modern Family

17:20 .............................Top Gear

17:00 ..........................................ER

18:00.... Nothing to Declare

20:30 ..........Modern Family

19:00............ Megatruckers

21:00 ...................... Trollied

19:00 ........CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

20:00 ...........................QI XL

21:30 .................... Chickens

20:00.......... Four Weddings

21:00 ........... Not Going Out

22:00.................. Road Wars

21:00 ...................Ladyboys

22:20 ......................... Extras

22:30.................. Road Wars

22:00 ................. CSI: Miami

23:00 ..........Mock the Week

23:00 .......Kick Ass Kung Fu

23:00 .........................Bones

23:40 ...........................QI XL

06:00 ..................Good Morning Sports Fans 09:00 ........................Capital One Cup Football 10:00 ........... Behind the Ropes 10:30 ............What's the Story?

11:30 ........................Capital One Cup Football 12:30 ........... Behind the Ropes 13:00...European Tour Weekly 13:30 ........European Tour Golf 17:30 .............. Barclays Premier League World 18:00 .....................Ringside 19:00................ Capital One Cup Review 20:00 .............Super League Play-Off 22:00 ........... School of Hard Knocks 23:00................. Capital One Cup Review

08:00 ....................... Airline USA 08:30 ....................... Airline USA 09:00.......... NCIS: Los Angeles 13:00 ................... Hawaii Five-0

07:00 ........Nothing to Declare 08:00 .........................Dog Patrol 08:30......................... Dog Patrol 09:00 ........... Sun, Sea and A&E

20th September - 26th September 2013

16:00 .......Star Trek: Enterprise 18:00 .........................House 19:00 .........................House 20:00 .................... Mankind 21:00......................... Smash 22:00........................... Veep 22:35 ..................... Big Love 23:50 ..................Hot Coffee

W C choice The Wonder of Dogs BBC2, 20:00

Kate Humble, Steve Leonard and a team of canine experts reveal the innermost secrets of man's best friend.

In this episode, Kate, Steve and the team of canine experts explore how senses and abilities differ across the huge range of dog breeds. The team examines how these traits have been harnessed and discovers how humans have shaped dog breeds into the hunters, herders and guard dogs of today. Kate's Welsh Sheepdog puppy Teg gets her first lesson in sheep herding, whilst Ruth Goodman traces the origins of the pembrokeshire welsh corgi and the team reveals how gun technology shaped the development of hunting breeds like springers, pointers and retrievers. They also investigate how intelligent dogs are by putting three to the test.

The Simpsons Channel 4, 18:00

Animated comedy series following the hilarious adventures of a working class, semidysfunctional nuclear family in the misfit city of Springfield. #18: It's spooksville in another frightful instalment of the annual special. Get set for Marge and Homer's killing spree. Springfieldians watch out!

Director: Chuck Sheetz Starring: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith, Hank Azaria, Harry Shearer

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The chemical happening!

THE trend has shifted towards duos and groups, and they now appear on most billboards.

It seems to have evolved quickly on our beloved circuit and there are plenty to choose from - with more arriving here.

The Phenomenon boys are doing very well, and this week has seen the return of Storm Duo, who spent the summer touring the UK. Earlier this week, I had the pleasure of working alongside Tempo 2000 aka T2K, formed by Corey and Marlo over here in 1998.

They have worked extensively across the UK, and have also toured Asia, America and the UAE. Their repertoire is vast and varied, and the harmonics of the two voices together are second to none.

Simple things like moving together in unison makes them visually as good to watch as to hear, and T2K tackle some big tunes without fear.

I was blown away when they performed

Macklemores’ Can´t Hold Us, a track which requires a whole heap of talent and ability. And to be totally honest, I enjoyed it better than the original.

The boys are equally comfortable with many other music genres, covering Reggae, Soul, Pop, Rock, R ’n’ b and Rap. They are current, always on top of new songs fresh to the

UK music scene, and amaze audiences by performing songs which are only just being promoted on the UK’s national radio stations.

These guys create a little bit of magic when they are on stage. It’s a chemistry which has been forged through years of friendship and working together – and it is felt from the word go.

As soon as they are introduced, Marlow seems to have this natural way of making an audience like him, and whether it be his smile or just the cheeky-

chappy image that comes over, it works.

Corey has a similar personality and they both work so well together. When watching them, it is apparent that a lot of work has gone into their show.

However, there’s nothing formal because it’s fun all the way with T2K. They encourage dancing whenever the crowd feel the need, and they like to keep things up-tempo.

The choice of songs is a changing formula, which means they do not always perform the same show. Corey and Marlow believe it is important to be versatile and be able to change things up just a little bit to suit the audience in front of them.

If ever you get to see these guys perform, you will not be disappointed.

For me, T2K have set the bar. They deliver so many dynamics within their show, and most of it comes naturally after their years together.

Chemistry is something you cannot teach - it just happens. And when T2K “happen”, the atmosphere is electric.

I am really looking forward to working with them again - definitely my favourite act right now!

TEAS UPDATE

VOTING is well underway for The Tenerife Entertainment Awards night, and nominees are promoting themselves via social networking sites like Facebook.

Some are taking it very seriously indeed and are pulling out all the stops to try to secure a win.

Although the competitive spirit among nominees is commendable, you must remember this is an awards ceremony not an awards competition.

However, trying to find that fine line between promoting oneself to gain votes and becoming self-indulgent in your quest is proving difficult for some.

But there is no doubt that the TEAs are again creating a huge buzz, and tickets are flying out.

Make sure you get yours for the day by calling (0034) 639 101 311. It’s going to be a fabulous day for everyone. Good luck to all nominees.

NOW that the UK children have gone back to school and the price of flights has dropped dramatically, Leonardos is now starting to welcome the stagand-hen parties, and the larger groups out for birthdays and even divorce celebrations.

The bar is staying busier for longer and the younger, fresher approach from DJs Luke and Scotty is proving a success.

This is a good time of year for Leonardos and the big party groups tend to drift through a lot of venues.

But the past two weeks has seen them stay for the live duos and the after-parties inside the bar when the live entertainment ends.

The happy hour, between 23.45pm to 12.45am is still as popular as ever, and Leonardos boast the best drinks’ deals in the south of Tenerife.

Owners David and Helen, along with Manager Steve Wynne cordially invite you all down to sample the benefits of the biggest terrace, with top entertainment every night. They also have all football matches on their huge 80in TV, which resides on the Terrace.

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By Alex Ashton With the recent announcement of Apple’s new iphone5c and iphone5 mobile devices, it looks as though we could be in for a treat.

The company admits these two models will not be revolutionary (iphone 6 will have that honour).

However, they are still built to Apple’s traditionally high standards, and they come bundled with a few new goodies and upgrades.

While the 5c is slightly cheaper, both provide ultra-fast performances because of the latest Apple microchips.

But the 5s will perform better through the nature of being 64-bit, not to mention more expensive.

But will we notice the difference between the two? That is yet to be seen!

Camera technology has been upgraded to Apple’s new isight technology in both models.

But the more expensive of the two has an additional function called “burst mode”, which allows a user to take up to 10 photos per second continually, much like the rat-a-tattat of a machine-gun.

This is quite a step-up

A 5p mandatory charge for singleuse carrier bags will be introduced from Autumn 2015, says Deputy Prime Minister, Nick Clegg.

Last year, over seven billion carrier bags were issued by supermarkets in England. Far too many ended up in landfill or scattered around our streets and rivers killing wildlife and costing tax-payers millions of pounds to clean-up.

Similar charges in Ireland, Wales and Switzerland have led to an

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in camera tech as only the professional SLR (Single Lens Reflex) cameras used by pro photographers do this.

It is also time for the latest software to be released to the public.

I have already had the opportunity to test this new software as an Apple developer, so the following should give you a better idea of what to expect from it.

Software changes The stand-out new features for the userinterface include a more colourful icon/colour scheme. This gives you an immediate impression that you are looking at something very new if you’re a familiar iphone-user.

Your apps can now be tapped even while folders open in full-flow animation, making the whole act of launching folder-bound apps much quicker in general.

I also noticed a significant speed improvement across the board, which is no more than what I would expect at this point. But at least give them credit for nailing the basics.

Something has also changed enough under the hood to make Skype and Google+ apps start working with an added efficiency - they are known as very memoryhungry applications.

Past models have been known to slow

right down to the point of freezing the phone, while running in the background.

Last is the new fingerprint scanner developed

by Apple but, unfortunately, this will be available to iphone 5s buyers only.

But I see this, potentially, as becoming more problematical than an advantage! Intech managed to test the beta version of iOS7 only, so we won’t actually know how good the fingerprint-scanner actually is. I’ll let you decide on that.

Both models are set to be released in Europe today (Friday). We don’t know much about what deals mobile providers will offer, but the mobiles will definitely be available from any online and high street Apple store.

The initial low-down BETA: a software-release programme still being developed and not yet ready for consumer use. iOS: the name of the operating system used for mobile Apple devices, such as the iphone and ipad.

SLR: singles lens reflex. This relates to the digital cameras normally used by professional photographers APPS: abbreviation for “applications” and shortened to reference the programmes a user has on a mobile.

Bank on Másmóvil - keep in touch with friends and family SUMMER has ended and most friends and visitors have gone back home.

Or perhaps you decided to seek relief from the soaring temperatures, and return to the UK during the hot summer months.

Now you’re back, however, and things are slowly returning to normal, and you do want to keep in touch with everyone, without having to break the bank.

So here’s the good news: MÁSMÓVIL continues to beat the “Big Three” by offering the cheapest mobile phone and Internet rates, from as little as four cents a minute for calls to inter-

Bags of money

80 per cent reduction in the number of carrier bags issued.

Deputy Prime Minister, Nick Clegg, said: Plastic carrier bags blight our towns and countryside. They take hundreds of years to degrade and can kill animals.

This is not a new problem. We’ve waited too long for action. That’s why I am drawing a line under the issue now. The charge will be implemented sensibly small businesses will be exempt. We will discuss with retailers how the

money raised should be spent but I call on them to follow the lead of industry in Wales and donate the proceeds to

charity.

Environment Minister Lord de Mauley said: We have all seen the effects of discarded plas-

national landlines from Spain and Tenerife!

What’s more, MÁSMÓVIL has just launched a new rate plan, the “Tarifa Cero in Pay-As-You-Go mode”, which means you can make domestic calls to mobiles and landlines for 0 cts/minute. And from the sixth minute, you pay just 3 cts/minute.

You can enjoy highspeed mobile internet from just 6.90 euros a month for 500 MB, which is renewable automatically to make things easier if you wish.

But remember, MÁSMÓVIL doesn’t have any permanence clauses, so you may leave whenever you want.

And when you do decide to go back home, be it for a couple of days, weeks or even months, you simply “park” your mobile number and Internet until you come back, so you’ll avoid expensive roaming charges.

There’s really no need for you to stay with the “Big Three” any longer.

MÁSMÓVIL has distributors all over Spain (visit WWW.MASMOVIL.ES for one near you) and dedicated English, Spanish, German, Scandinavian and Russianspeaking staff to answer any questions you may have, on toll-free number 1473.

Over 150.000 satisfied customers can’t be wrong.

tic bags caught in trees and hedges or ending up in rivers where they harm animals.

Introducing a small charge for plastic bags will make people think twice before throwing them away. Year on year, the number of bags issued by retailers has been rising. Without a charge, the problem could escalate out of control and see our environment and animals suffer enormously.

There are also plans to incentivise businesses for bringing biodegradable plastic bags to market in England. Provided the bags meet the required criteria, these

could be exempt from a charge.

It’s expected that the charging scheme in England will follow the Welsh model in which retailers voluntarily give profits to charity. Small businesses with fewer than 250 employees will be exempt from the charge to ensure that they are not disproportionately burdened by the charges.

The government will also incentivise biodegradable bags. A new high standard for these products will be developed with manufactures. Bags which meet that standard will be exempt from the charge.

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MY ABC OF COLOURING

By Carl from Robot

IT seems possible that a strict regime of exercise, diet and meditation can extend your life span by up to 10%.

WHILE talking to clients in the salon, I find that it all gets a little confusing when it comes to discussing colours, and the way they work.

Some of you tend to think that all colours contain bleach, or that we can remove colours back to your own colour.

So here is my A to Z of colouring terms so that you can understand a little more about what is going on in the salon as you sit there getting pampered.

1. A permanent hair tint contains peroxide, which is the colour activator and the colour itself, which will lighten or darken your hair. This deposits colour, or takes it away, and your natural colour will be removed during this process.

2. Bleach also works with peroxide, but removes colour to the desired level only. It is the strongest form of colouring.

3.

Semi-permanents will wash out after a few washes, but if it says it’s going to last longer then its PERMANENT! 4. There is no method to return your hair to its natural shade. Hair colour CANNOT be removed – just covered up to something near to your hair colour.

5. Even if you cover up a colour with another one, the first colour is

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still underneath your new colour, until it has grown out. You cannot make a colour vanish.

6. Don’t get confused between ammonia and peroxide. If a colour says “no ammonia”, it still contains peroxide because it cannot work without it.

7. Peroxide is used to give the colour its strength: low if depositing colour and high if its lightening.

This is why so many women complain about home hair colours.

The box cannot tell how light or dark you are. Hair colouring is a particular skill of

blending the right tones together to create the desired effect, and one colour will not work the same on all hair types.

Here at Robot, we try to explain as much as we can about the work being carried out on your hair.

It is up to us to keep you informed about what is happening before the process starts - and also during and after.

So if you’re sitting in the stylist’s chair and want to know more about what’s going on, just ask!

We’d love to share our knowledge with you.

Experts from the University of California team believe they have found the first signs of this phenomenon.

But although the results of their research, published in the Lancet Oncology, is intriguing, it is too early to draw any firm conclusions.

They studied just 35 men with prostate cancer - and those who changed their lifestyle had demonstrably younger cells in genetic terms.

The researchers saw visible cellular changes in the group of 10 men, who switched to a vegetarian diet and stuck to a recommended timetable of exercise and stress-busting meditation and yoga.

The changes related to protective caps at the end of our chromosomes, called telomeres. Their role is to safeguard the end of the chromosome and to prevent the loss of genetic information during cell division.

As we age and our cells

divide, our telomeres get shorter - their structural integrity weakens, which can tell cells to stop dividing and die.

Researchers have been questioning whether this process might be inevitable, or something that could be halted or even reversed.

The latest work by Prof Dean Ornish and colleagues suggests telomeres can be lengthened, given the right encouragement.

Shorter telomeres have been linked with a broad range of agerelated diseases, and they measured telomere length at the beginning of their study and again after five years.

Among the 10 men with low-risk prostate cancer who made comprehensive lifestyle changes, telomere length increased significantly by an average of 10%.

In comparison, telomere length decreased by an average of 3% in the remaining 25 men who were not asked to make any lifestyle changes.

The study did not set out to check if lifestyle changes and telomere lengthening would improve cancer outcomes, but the researchers say

this is something that should be investigated.

Prof Ornish said: “The implications of this relatively small pilot study may go beyond men with prostate cancer.

“If validated by largescale, randomised, controlled trials, these comprehensive lifestyle changes may significantly reduce the risk of a wide variety of diseases and premature mortality.

“Our genes, and our telomeres, are a predisposition, but they are not necessarily our fate.”

Dr Lyn Cox, a biochemistry expert at Oxford University, said it was not possible to draw any conclusions from the research, but added: “Overall, though, the findings of this paper that changes in lifestyle can have a positive effect on markers of ageing support the calls for adoption of, and adherence, to healthier lifestyles.”

Dr Tom Vulliamy, senior lecturer in Molecular Biology at Queen Mary University of London, said: “It is really important to highlight that this is a small pilot study.

“Also, the significance of the effect of these lifestyle changes on telomere length is actually quite borderline, with only two or three men showing any improvement.

“Given this, I’m definitely going to wait to see whether this can be replicated on a larger scale, and with more sizeable effects, before I get excited.”

Experts agree that telomere shortening is unlikely to be the sole explanation for human ageing. For example, humans have much shorter telomeres than primates and mice, yet live for far longer.

But past work has shown that people who lead a sedentary lifestyle can experience accelerated cellular ageing in the form of more rapid shortening of their telomeres.

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Copper bracelets simply can’t ease arthritic pain

By Val Sainsbury COPPER and magnetic bracelets worn to help relieve the crippling pain of arthritis are useless, even though some people swear by them.

The healing effect some users report is no different when wearing wrist straps made of any other material, according to the first scientific study into the treatment.

These bracelets are said to help a variety of ailments, including the chronic joint pain caused by rheumatoid arthritis, osteoarthritis and other musculoskeletal disorders.

Manufacturers of the bracelets, which cost £30-£50, suggest these conditions can be alleviated by rebalancing the body’s magnetic field, or topping up depleted copper levels through the skin.

However, the research shows they were no better than a non-magnetic wrist strap or one without containing copper.

Although previous research has cast doubt on the effectiveness of the bands, the latest trial, by York University, is the first, in-depth, scientific study.

It studied the use of copper bracelets and magnetic wrist straps for pain management in rheumatoid arthritis.

Dr Stewart Richmond,

a research fellow in the Department of Health Sciences at York, who led the study, said: “Devices such as these provide a placebo effect for users who believe in them.

“People normally begin wearing them during a flare-up period, and then, as their symptoms subside naturally over time, they confuse this with a therapeutic effect.

“Pain varies greatly over time in conditions such as rheumatoid arthritis. And the way we perceive pain can be altered significantly by the power of the mind.”

Seventy arthritis patients with active symptoms, aged 33-79, each wore four different devices over five months, reporting on their pain and medication use throughout the study, which was published in the science journal Plos One. They also provided blood samples in order to monitor any changes in inflammation levels.

Dr Richmond said: “People may be better off saving their money, or spending it on other complementary interventions such as dietary fish oils, for example, which have far better evidence for effectiveness.

“Warning people who suspect they have rheumatoid arthritis to consult their GP for treatment, rather than placing faith in such devices, is also important in helping to avoid long-term joint damage,

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resulting from uncontrolled inflammation.”

His report concluded: “The results of this trial fail to provide any sup-

port for belief in the anti-inflammatory effects of magnetic wrist straps and copper bracelets.”

Alzheimer’s Society right behind £5m therapy trial THE cheap cancer drug Aflibercept could be a vital weapon in the fight against diabetes.

Aflibercept also known as Eylea, is marketed as Eylea or Zaltrap and is a commonly-prescribed drug which blocks the growth of blood vessels into tumours.

The drug is currently used to treat metastatic colorectal cancer and a form of macular degeneration - an eye condition.

Now, however, studies by US scientists on

mice have identified a previously-unexpected link between a low-oxygen condition called hypoxia and the ability of cells in the liver to respond to insulin.

Researchers at Stanford University in California believe they have identified a link between the restoration of oxygen to tissues when blood circulation is inadequate and blood glucose levels.

Their findings have led to renewed hope of developing a range of fresh diabetes therapies.

Dr Calvin Kuo, who led the research team, said:

“We were surprised to find that this drug, currently used in patients for cancer treatment, had beneficial effects on diabetes in laboratory mice and could, potentially, in humans.

“There have been reports that diabetic patients who have been prescribed vascular endothelial growth-factor inhibitors to treat their cancer are better able to control their diabetes.”

The study, published in the Nature Medicine journal, found the protein HIF-2alpha, induced by hypoxia (oxygen deficiency),

enhances the ability of cells to respond to insulin.

Dr Kuo added: “Much work remains to translate these mouse studies to human patients.”

Last week, the Daily Express revealed how British-led research showed how the effects of Alzheimer’s could be reversed by a drug used to fight diabetes.

The Lancaster University study of Liraglutide could be a “game-changing” drug.

And far from rejecting the notion, the Alzheimer’s Society is now backing a £5million clinical trial.

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Delia and Waitrose set to teach the nation to cook In an exciting new move, Waitrose will again be working alongside Delia Smith.

The grocer will bring Delia’s online cookery school, which Delia launched earlier this year on her own website,

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to Waitrose TV for the first time.

The Delia Online Cookery School with Waitrose will offer a library of lessons and techniques videos, completely free of charge for all users.

Available now, the content will build over the course of two years and will sit on a new ‘Cook-

ery School’ tab on Waitrose TV as well as on deliaonline.com. Delia’s tutorials will be the hero of the channel, with her section of the site offering 40 close-up lessons and the same number of technique videos.

It will be accompanied with content from Waitrose chefs and other food experts to create an extensive food hub, teaching everything from cookery basics to advanced techniques and also supported by more than 150 Delia recipes on Waitrose.com.

Waitrose Marketing Director Rupert Thomas: “We have a long and successful history of working with Delia and we’re thrilled to be joining forces again on the Delia Online Cookery School with Waitrose, which we believe will be the definitive online tool for cookery tuition. “Inspiration and expertise are absolutely key to what we offer, and be-

cause of this our online content is now an integral part of our customer communications.

“This wealth of new content from Delia will complement the wide range of expertise already on Waitrose TV from contributors including Heston Blumenthal, Alan Titchmarsh and Phillip Scho-

field and will continue to build our online presence as the destination for foodies or anyone looking to develop their skills.”

Delia said: “My ambition and my dream is that anyone who wants to learn to cook, can. So I have created an online cookery school to take somebody by the hand

and lead them through it step by step. If you are from nine to 109 you will be able to learn anything from boiling an egg to baking a cake - I don’t think you can learn in a better way.

“I personally contacted secondary schools across the country to ask about the basics of home cooking. 90% of pupils said that they would like to be able to learn how to cook.”

The comprehensive library will also enable Waitrose to link to tutorials from across the Waitrose website and social media channels for example a quick skill lesson within a recipe on Waitrose.com.

As well as Waitrose TV, content will also be available on the Waitrose YouTube channel ( y o u t u b e . c o m / Wa i t rose), Pinterest (pinterest.com/waitrose) and through the retailer’s Facebook page (Facebook.com/Waitrose).

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Big Macs are on offer in La Palma

THE Canaries welcomes its 31st McDonald’s restaurant today (Friday) when the global franchise chain opens in La Palma’s capital, Santa Cruz.

It will prove to be a boost for the city, jobs-wise, because a 35-strong team has been recruited locally to staff the popular eaterie.

Ramon Fariña, the new franchisee: said: “It is an honour for me to contribute to the creation of jobs here.

“This is the ninth McDonald’s restaurant I manage, along with the others in Tenerife.

Together, they form a template of around 450 people - professionals specially trained by the company to provide the best service for customers.”

The restaurant is part of the company’s threeyear expansion plan in

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Spain, which began last year and ends in 2014.

Its target is to open more than 60 new restaurants, investing about 160 million euros and generating more than 3,000 jobs in total.

This commitment is part of the McDonald’s Strategy Entrepreneurship and Youth Employment, supported by Spain’s Ministry of Employment.

It involves taking on young people and encouraging entrepreneurship, and McDonald’s (Spain) is the first catering company to adopt this initiative.

The new restaurant, housed in a chalet-style building in La Palma Marina, seats 160 people indoors and a further 85 customers on the large outdoor terrace.

It also features free WiFi access and even a Ronald Gym Club - a play area designed to provide a wide range of adventure sports and recreational activities.

Heinz right in the soup!

WHEN it comes to tinned soup, Heinz invariably springs to mind.

But try telling that to Sainsbury’s, Tesco and Aldi.

Own-brand tomato soups from the supermarket trio pushed the Heinz Classic Cream of Tomato back into fourth place in the latest Which? test.

Which? trialled 11 supermarket and branded cream-of-tomato canned soups in a blind taste test, which involved 100 members of the public.

Cream of Tomato (76%), Tesco Cream of Tomato (74%) and Aldi Soupreme Cream of Tomato (72%) were voted tastiest and are rated Best Buys by the product comparison guide.

All the supermarket

Best Buys are cheaper than branded varieties, and Aldi’s soup costs less than half the price of a can from Heinz, the nation’s favourite soup brand.

Each soup on test was rated on its taste, texture, appearance and aroma.

Heinz Classic and Waitrose both scored 67%, while Baxters scored 61%.

Soups from Campbell’s Condensed and M&S came joint-last with 55%. Which? also tested soups from The Co-op, Morrisons and Adsa.

The Best Buys from Sainsbury’s and Tesco cost 65p per can, against Heinz (89p), Baxters (95p) and Campbell’s (95p).

And at just 42p, Aldi’s Best Buy Soupreme Cream of Tomato Soup is one of the cheapest you’ll find.

Tomato soup nutrition Baxter’s was the saltiest soup, containing 0.7g of salt per 100g, while the Co-op’s was the least salty, with 0.4g of salt per 100g.

Nutritionist and Which? food expert Shefalee Loth said: “A tablespoon of tomato purée, one medium, fresh tomato or two tinned plum tomatoes all count towards one of the recommended five daily portions of fruit and vegetables.

“Most tomato soups contain at least one of these ingredients and will count towards one of your five a day.”

As well as the soup, there are plenty of other top-tasting food and drink samples, including everything from store-cupboard staples to champagne, in the latest Which? taste-test winners’ gallery.

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At last… a ray of light for all disabled visitors

Andrew Herron-Adams last week spelled out some of the ups and downs of being wheelchair-bound while holidaying in June on his favourite Island. Today, he is back in Tenerife for the month, and he hears one spark of good news.

SO here we are back in our Tenerife, Staying at a hotel for a change, and, although we are self-catering, almost everyone else here is either all-inclusive or a member of the world water-skiing competition which seems to dominate Tenerife at this time.

We don’t mind, and it has helped us to get to know the staff, who have been excellent, making us feel part of their “family”. Even the director and subdirector of the hotel have made a point of meeting us personally.

Out and about, all appears to be pretty similar to the time we were here in June - well what does change in Tenerife in a few weeks?

But as we have made our way around, we have noticed that some of the discussions we had with business owners is starting to have an effect.

We “accidently” had a street chat with a lady who runs a bar on the terraces above La Pinta beach, and, while she did not have any disabled toilets, she was frustrated that when the locals/bars were built, there had been no thought of providing the space for such facilities.

And it would have required a huge outlay to close down all the bars to have the internal lay-outs re-built, However, she went on to suggest that the council could, perhaps, make use of some empty units by turning one in each area into a disabled facility with maybe each bar having a key to access the facility.

What a great idea, I think it says a lot about how people really are concerned in

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helping each other but actually, it would not be necessary for the bars to control keys.

That’s because a key service for disabled persons already exists.

It’s called RADAR and it works because all the disabled toilets have the same locking mechanism. And each disabled person is given, or buys, a key for the lock.

I have one and I take it everywhere as it works all over Europe, wherever disabled facilities are made available. So thank-you that kind lady I hope you recognise yourself in this article - it was really nice to have met you.

As we were drifting around the port looking at all the boats we can’t afford, we met a large group of people with special needs. The obvious leader was

looking a bit harassed or frustrated and it was obvious she was looking for some help.

We discovered they were desperate to find a restaurant which had disabled facilities so they could all enjoy a meal break.

Sarah, the leader, was telling me how all the bars get you in by moving all the tables etc, but only after the people are in do they actually admit that they do not have special toilets - just normal ones.

And then they would not understand how “normal” toilets are of no use to many people.

Shame on them. But we were pleased to point them 100 metres along the bay to the only establishment with suitable facilities.

El Ferry’s the place and Jean, who is always pleased to oblige,

readily changed her restaurant around to accommodate the group.

We stayed and had a drink with the group, and were honoured to get their permission for a group photo to send into the Canarian Weekly, I also asked Sarah a bit about how they organised such a large number of people.

It turned out that Sarah, plus five others, who are all UNPAID VOLENTEERS, take a group of seven clients, all from the Pinner area in Middlesex, on an annual vacation which would otherwise not be possible for the clients (there has got to be a better word than clients).

The group are staying in the Noelia Sur Hotel with which we are also familiar. Sarah went on to say that they had sent an email to the hotel in advance to ensure appropriate rooms were made available for each member of the group.

In the face of a huge commitment from all of the carers, the group have enjoyed a trip to Monkey World, which was a huge success for all. The shogun boat trip was also a huge favourite, and that must have taken some work with six wheelchairs, boats, water etc.

And they are planning a

trip to Loro Park, which is a place we both love, and we know it will be a fantastic experience for all of them.

Obviously, transport has been a feature of many plans, and Sarah has found orange bus service to be invaluable.

I take my hat off to Sarah and her team of volunteer helpers; they remind me how proud and grateful I am of the work my wife, Izabela, dedicates to my daily existence.

In last week’s account, I mentioned the Winchester Bar, on the Fanabe beach, as the only bar with a ramp for access into the bar/ restaurant itself, plus full disabled facilities except for a discount on the price of beer!

Well, when popping in for a meal the other day, Ryan told me that after we had spoken to them on our visit in June, they decided to revamp the signage all along the front of the business.

It was to highlight the special facilities, which we consider to be a great success on our first few steps in a long journey to encourage all businesses, planners, investors, etc, to pause and consider the needs of all.

In the end, with a growing population, it is not just victims of accidents and illness who require these facilities, and it will be the forward-thinking, progressive business people who will reap the rewards.

We, of course, already tell everyone we see who

may need some help of all the places we know, and we often see these people in those bars and eateries.

So to celebrate the success of new signage for the disabled at the Winchester, we had a glass of champagne to toast the staff for their input, and to thank them all for helping to put the message out there.

I do know that Ryan has been instrumental in the changes, but they are a team and so we thank them all.

The team members are Mel, Emma, Leigh, Kat, Laura, Rocky (*), Ryan, Dean, Sean, Steve, Barry, and lastly Bonny.

When we return to the UK, we still have to endure the long flight without access to the loo because JET2 will not provide an aisle wheelchair, or even allow me to purchase one on their behalf for my own use, I have written to Steve Heapy, the Chief Executive. As yet he has not replied. But guess what? We are not giving up! And one day, JET2 will have proper facilities on board, as almost all their competitors already do.

Happy holidays to everyone, and a big thank-you to all the people who make ours so special.

Thanks also to the Canarian Weekly Editor for letting me have a go at writing an article - it’s my first. And most of all, thanks to my wife and my love, Izabela x

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Cheap in the long run

By Jav AUDI’S new plugin petrol version of their Audi offers a sensational 188mpg - and a happy driving experience.

But the company’s A3 e-tron costs £32,700.

That’s some £9,000 more than the equivalent 2.0-litre TDI, but think of the fuel savings!

The A3 e-tron is a plug-in model of the A3 Sportback, which is powered by a 148bhp 1.4 litre TSI engine and a 99bhp electric motor.

These are sandwiched between the gearbox and power unit to drive the front wheels, and the motor also doubles as the engine’s starter.

A six-speed DSG gearbox harnesses the power, and its wide ratio spread enables the electric motor to operate through a narrower, 0-2000rpm rev range, which allows for a more efficient design.

The adapted DSG transmission includes an additional clutch

that decouples the motors to let the car coast, which is a more efficient use of kinetic energy than recuperation.

The e-tron’s battery lives under the rear seat, while the repositioned fuel tank sits beneath a slightly-raised boot floor.

Despite the tank’s proximity to the A3’s back end, this model

can absorb a 50mph rear impact without the plastic tank rupturing, which will come as a relief to drivers.

At the other end of the car, the power socket for the charging cable is hidden neatly behind the four rings of its grille.

Despite its low-emission, fuel-saving hardware, the e-tron has the scope to achieve that

spectacular 188.3mpg, besides sprinting to 62mph in 7.6sec and topping 138mph.

The machine will also travel at up to 80mph on electric power alone, although its 31-mile range will obviously be compromised by these high EV speeds.

But those 31 miles are enough to allow most commuting trips to be completed with-

Motor sector is back on the up Carlos Ghosn, who runs the Renault -Nissan company, believes the European car market has stopped declining and is poised for a period of light growth.

He shared his feelings last week at the Frankfurt Motor Show, where Renault were displaying a new concept car and, with Dacia, their all-new Duster model (above).

The original, lowprice Duster, despite much criticism, has proved to be their bestselling global model.

But Ghosn was keen to discuss the prediction from market analysts.

It was backed by his company experts’

out resorting to the petrol engine, and this practice is encouraged by the automatic defaulting to EV mode on start-up.

Its DSG transmission provides the same features as those in a conventional car, including a manual paddle-shift mode.

The exterior looks pretty much the same as well, apart from the

Troubled Saab are back in business...

SAAB have restarted production at their Trollhättan facility in western Sweden for the first time since 6th April.

own analysis of the car market after some tough years throughout Europe.

They spelled out that all three indicators of growth were in line: a buoyant used-car market, a rise in used-car prices and a growing new-car market.

“There are many indicators, all of them signalling the end of a period of decline,” said Ghosn.

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“We have entered the third phase of recovery, where we are seeing newcar sales rise again.

“We expect to stay there, growing slightly at 1-2% a year, for the next couple of years.”

The European car market fell a further 7% in the first six months of this year, but is expected to bounce back to end 2013 down 5%. And, says Ghosn, the fig-

ures will rise from next year. “The worst is over,” he added. “We are pretty confident the European slope has stopped going down, but we know it won’t rise significantly until consumer confidence is back.

“And until the European governments show they will support growth rather than fight deficits, that situation is likely to remain.”

low-rolling resistance tyres, and the e-tron’s as quiet as any other electric car on take-off.

The familiar sensation of power being parcelled through a multi-speed transmission is a small price to pay for the efficiency advantage of having an electric motor, geared through six forward speeds.

All in all, it is the best-balanced, sweetest-handling A3 in the range, which makes for a satisfying steer, and a good ride.

Recharge times vary, but you’re looking at nearly four hours using a 230-volt 10-amp supply, which reduces to 2hrs 15mins with 16amp power.

This Audi model is fascinating, with the potential to be extremely cheap to run, especially given its ultra-low, emissions.

It also offers an entertainingly strong performance and well-balanced handling to go with it.

Come next summer, when it hits the showrooms, any niggling details will have been ironed out.

And remember, you’ll have the convenience of a 550-mile range using both on-board energy supplies.

The troubled Swedish car-maker are increasing production in the next few weeks to clear the backlog of 6,500 orders - and their supply chain will also be fully re-established.

Their parent firm Spyker, soon to be renamed Swedish Automobile, have had fresh investment from Chinese company Pang Da, who have freed-up cash-flow to resume day-to-day operations.

The Trollhättan or-

ders include 1,300 cars ordered by Pang Da for sale in China, for which they paid 30 million euro (£26m).

The firm also have 1,600 orders for their new 9-4X crossover, to be built in North America.

Relieved Saab chairman Victor Muller said: “This is a great day for our company, and it is great to see the plant running again, “We have gone through a rough patch in recent weeks, but Saab are back in action, thanks to our fantastic suppliers and our loyal employees, who have constantly stood by our side.”

The first cars off the production line were an orange 9-3 cabriolet and a silver 9-5 Aero.

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By Roscoe

Real Zaragoza 3 CD Tenerife 0 TOWARDS the front of Canarian Weekly you will find the Tenerife Tweets. They are a little tongue in cheeky and rather popular.

I could have filled the whole of the four sports pages here with negative tweets since Tenerife’s disappointing defeat in Zaragoza on Saturday.

There is no point in suger-coating what was another poor performance.

But I don’t think we should dwell on the match. For me, the game was more about Zaragoza than Tenerife.

They have had a poor start after relegation from La Liga, and they went into the match knowing that a defeat or a goalless draw was not acceptable.

They dug in, produced and now their fans are dreaming of a promotion run. Real were excellent.

They were everything they hadn’t been so far Position 1º Real Sporting

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this season - and I’ve watched a few of their games now.

So for me, it’s a case of giving credit to them rather than slating Tenerife. There were two leagues separating the sides a few months ago, and CDT are a work in progress.

Some players are finding their feet and the whole side need to gel. And the fans need to calm down.

The Chicken Littles are already in a flap.

“Sack the Manager!”

Well, we did that last time we were in this league. Arconada lasted five matches and we went down. So let’s learn from our mistakes.

“We need a striker.”

Maybe. But the transfer window is closed.

“There is no fight” Rubbish. They worked like Trojans in Alcorcon on the opening day and showed bottle to come back against Barca B. “The players are not performing because they are owed money from last season.” Utter tosh. Speak to any pro footballer. When he is playing the very last thing he thinks of is his bank balance.

Fans are just that.

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Fans. They are not in the boardroom, in the training ground, on the bus or plane.

In the dressing room.

They’ve never got close to understanding how professional football works.

Last week, “fans” of Mallorca were calling for Jose Luis Oltra to be sacked after they lost all three of their league games and lost

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in the cup. But Oltra’s fine record speaks for itself. What happens?

Mallorca beat the league leaders and are then denied an excellent away win by a clueless ref. Watch them fly up the table.

Every Stoke fan was up in arms when Mark Hughes was appointed.

“We’re doomed,” was the cry. What happens?

Stoke play eye-catching football, are unlucky to lose at Anfield, should have beaten Man City, win comfortably at home to Palace and batter West Ham at Upton Park.

Still fresh in the mind is the “Wenger Out” cries, ditto Alan Pardew and Nigel Pearson, who, at time of writing, is top of the Championship with Leicester.

So, keeping faith with Alvaro Cervera makes sense. Tenerife fans with short memories will have forgotten that Oltra was “nearly” fired in the October of Tenerife’s glorious La Liga promotion season.

Cervera is a Tenerife man and he has hardly done anything wrong, has he?

This Friday is his 48th birthday and he celebrates by taking charge of Tenerife for the 50th time. In this week’s press conference

he spoke about how much he was enjoying the job, saying: “Tenerife has been very good for me and I hope I have been good for them. It’s where I want to be and I think we will get the job done. This is the first time I have ever started a complete second season at one club, and I hope that continues.”

The Lugo match tomorrow (Saturday), kick-off 5pm, completes his half-century: “It’s a nice milestone, and not many Tenerife managers have got to this mark recently,” he said.

He’s right, of course!

Cervera will be hoping to mark the event with a win - and the stats are on his side.

He won his 10th league match 1-0 at home to Real Aviles and his 20th 1-0 at home to CD Marino. The 30th saw another win against Real Aviles, and match 40? Yep a 3-1 win over L’Hospitalet!

So the omens are there for tomorow, and he is in bullish mood: “I don’t understand where the criticism comes from,” he said. “If it’s the matches, then we are competing; if it’s the points, then we will get it right. I was angry after last match. Of course, we all are.

But this is a higher standard and I have been surprised with what we have done.

We have been very competitive and that has pleased me. There have been injuries, but we will cope.”

His boss, Quique Medina, spoke warmly of Cervera on Tuesday: “We have our feet on the ground as we are a new team in this category and we know what the challenges are,” he said.

“We’ve had injuries, but I’m convinced that the victories will come.

Cervera is a hardworking boss and will get the job done.

“I’m certain there will be at least four teams below us when the season finishes.”

They don’t do dreaded “votes of confidence” in Spain. Medina and Cervera are good friends and they seem to be on the same song sheet.

In many ways, the campaign starts here with the Lugo match and Real Madrid Castilla a week on Sunday. Four points would be perfectly acceptable, and six would be amazing.

There is a long, long way to go and what looked like a decent side in pre-season, still look like a decent side after FIVE matches.

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No mercy in Premier League!

OF the five Premier League matches played last week, three ended with a big fat zero in the result.

maximum during the 8-0 whitewash of Target Titans.

The Pub’s skipper, Grizzly, also hit a 180 on the way to an 8-0 thumping of Scruffy Macs, while La Caña Pirates visited Target Army, and Elvis Dave fired in a maximum for the Abrigos team.

But that was all they had to show for their efforts as the Target boys put in a superb performance to take all eight points.

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But we don’t want that to put off any potential Division 1 promotion hopefuls.

We are quite a friendly bunch really!

Table-toppers Bar 180 A had Mick in fine form as he hit yet another

PRemier division ResultS

lost ground in second spot as they were held to a draw at home by Ourplace Naturals, while Phoenix Bar enjoyed a fun evening with the ever-playful Playboys.

The 7-1 home win was just an aside to a night of larks for Harry and Fluff as they rolled back the years, drinking vodka with pineapple chunks. Later in the evening, they were ordering vodka and chine-apple punks!

Gaffers B chalked up

another win in their pursuit of the Division 1 title. A 6-2 result at home to Bar 180 B was their fourth win on the bounce.

Chipeque beat Bar 180 C and leapfrogged them into fourth spot, while Emerald Lounge remain third after a 5-3 success at home to Marilyns.

Naughty Nautas took the last leg for a draw at Summerland, and Trap Door did likewise to square the match with Barracuda Bytes.

Tenerife Sun now hold a comfortable 13-point lead at the top of Division 2. A 7-1 victory at Amistad 2 means they have now won 12 of their 14 matches.

Local rivals Emerald Shamrocks and Bar 180 D, who are having a ding-dong battle for the runners-up spot, both recorded 7-1 wins. The Shamrocks dropped just one point at the Playgirls, while Bar 180 D matched that at Barracuda Hunters.

Picassos won the

trebles leg and the match with Sundowners, and an in-house derby at Pas O Nadas saw them lose the trebles and slump to defeat at the hands of The Rebels.

It seems as though not a week goes past without a Los Abrigos derby, and this time the bragging rights belong to Phoenix Flights.

They came back from a 3-0 deficit and won the next five rubbers for a hard-fought win at La Caña Lancers.

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Division 2 ResultS

Bar 180 C 2-6 Chipeque Pool Bar Emerald Lounge 5-3 Marilyns Gaffers B 6-2 Bar 180 B Rood 8-0 Amistad 1 Summerland 4-4 Naughty Nautas Trap Door 4-4 Barracuda Bytes

Amistad 2 1-7 Tenerife Sun Barracuda Hunters 1-7 Bar 180 D La Caña Lancers 3-5 Phoenix Flights Ourplace Playgirls 1-7 Emerald Shamrocks Pas 'O' Nadas 3-5 The Rebels Picassos 5-3 Sundowners Bar

Premier Division Table

Division 1 Table

Table P W D L F A +- PTS 1 Bar 180 A 13 11 1 1 81 23 58 81 2 Palms Sports Bar 14 10 2 2 77 35 42 77 3 Target Army 14 9 3 2 76 36 40 76 4 Phoenix Bar 13 8 4 1 69 35 34 69 5 The Pub 14 8 2 4 69 43 26 69 6 Target Titans 13 5 3 5 49 55 -6 49 7 Ourplace Naturals 13 5 2 6 48 56 -8 48 8 Vikings Ensecan 13 3 3 7 48 56 -8 48 9 La Caña Pirates 14 5 1 8 47 65 -18 47 10 Gaffers A 13 1 2 10 29 75 -46 29 11 Scruffy Macs 14 1 2 11 28 84 -56 28 12 Ourplace Playboys 14 1 3 10 27 85 -58 27

Division 2 Table

Table 1 Rood 2 Gaffers B 3 Emerald Lounge 4 Chipeque Pool Bar 5 Bar 180 C 6 Bar 180 B 7 Trap Door 8 Summerland 9 Barracuda Bytes 10 Naughty Nautas 11 Marilyns 12 Amistad 1

Bar 180 A Palms Sports Bar Phoenix Bar Target Army The Pub

8-0 4-4 7-1 8-0 8-0

Target Titans Ourplace Naturals Ourplace Playboys La Caña Pirates Scruffy Macs

P W D L F A +- PTS 14 9 5 0 77 35 42 77 14 11 2 1 73 39 34 73 13 7 2 4 62 42 20 62 14 7 1 6 62 50 12 62 14 4 5 5 59 53 6 59 14 7 4 3 58 54 4 58 14 4 6 4 55 57 -2 55 14 6 2 6 51 61 -10 51 13 3 5 5 46 58 -12 46 13 3 3 7 46 58 -12 46 13 2 2 9 41 63 -22 41 14 0 1 13 26 86 -60 26

Table P W D L F A +- PTS 1 Tenerife Sun 13 11 2 0 78 26 52 78 2 Emerald Shamrocks 13 9 1 3 65 39 26 65 3 Bar 180 D 13 8 4 1 64 40 24 64 4 La Caña Lancers 13 6 3 4 55 49 6 55 5 Sundowners Bar 13 6 2 5 53 51 2 53 6 Picassos 13 5 2 6 52 52 0 52 7 The Rebels 13 5 2 6 49 55 -6 49 8 Pas 'O' Nadas 12 6 1 5 47 49 -2 47 9 Amistad 2 12 4 3 5 46 50 -4 46 10 Barracuda Hunters 13 3 2 8 45 59 -14 45 11 Phoenix Flights 13 2 2 9 36 68 -32 36 12 Ourplace Playgirls 13 0 0 13 26 78 -52 26

Ali conqueror Norton dies at 70 KEN NORTON, one of just five fighters to beat Muhammad Ali after breaking his jaw - has died at the age of 70.

Norton, who had suffered a series of strokes, died at a care home in Las Vegas.

The former US heavyweight champion proved to be the most awkward of opponents for Ali, who, having lost that battle on a split decision in 1973, avenged the defeat six months later, then won

the 15-round decider in 1976 with a controversial points verdict to retain his world title.

The following year, after winning a final eliminator against Jimmy Young, Norton was awarded the WBC world title by default after new champ Leon Spinks stepped aside in favour of an instant return with Ali. But Larry Holmes put paid to any further Norton ambitions in a classic 15-round showdown in 1978..

Gene Kilroy, Ali’s former business manager,

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said: “I’m sure he’s in heaven now with all the great fighters - I’d like to hear that conversation.”

Norton began boxing while in the US Marines, and turned professional shortly after leaving the service in 1967.

When his career ended, Norton appeared in several films and also became a fight commentator.

He had five children, one of whom went on to play professional football and now coaches in the National Football League for Seattle Seahawks.

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Paul averts bad Dream

THE defending champions still lead Division One of the Direct Telecom Pool League, but Tenerife Hammers A were given an almighty scare for the second week running.

For last week’s match with Palms A, read Dreamers and, again, the Hammers had a slice of luck. They didn’t look like needing any fortune when they raced into a 5-0 lead.

Dreamers have been this slowest of starters since the Hare bolted into the lead with the Tortoise. On numerous occasions they have been 3 or 4 down but again, they got themselves into the match.

Tommy, Ket and Steve won consecutive rubbers to bring it back to 5-3, only for Wez to reassert for the Hammers. But 6-3 became 6-4 when Tommy chinned Jambo. Steve kept the ball rolling to set up a decider, which Ket looked to have sewn up.

But he missed an easy black to claim a

draw and Paul played smart to grind out the win, and three massive points.

Bar La Caña A are matching the leaders stride for stride, proving too strong for the Terrace A lads. We will know more about them in a few weeks as they have a tough run of fixtures coming up.

Gaffers A made short work of Toscales in Valle San Lorenzo (11-1), while new boy Daniel notched a hattrick as he inspired Inn The Pink A to a stunning 10-2 win at Exiles A. Phoenix Knights made no mi-STEAK as they beat Palms A in a fine match. The hosts were 3-0 up, but Palms got it back to 3-3 and should have gone ahead when JT had a shot on the black.

The middle pocket was gapping like a wizard’s sleeve, but JT missed and Knights took the frame and the following four to march home.

Treehouse A are loving life in the top flight.

Struggling Tenerife Hammers C were their latest victims, and Peg Leg Greg even won a couple of frames!

It was honours even in Puerto Colon

Division 2 results

Division 1 Results Exiles A Phoenix Knights Tenerife Hammers A Terrace Bar A The Peacocks The Treehouse A Toscales A

2-10 8-4 7-5 4-8 6-6 8-4 1-11

Inn The Pink A Palms Bar A Dreamers A Bar La Cana A Phoenix Potters Tenerife Hammers C Gaffers A

Division 1 Table

Table P W D L F A +- PTS 1 Tenerife Hammers A 6 6 0 0 49 23 26 18 2 Bar La Cana A 6 6 0 0 43 29 14 18 3 Gaffers A 6 4 1 1 47 25 22 13 4 Phoenix Potters 6 3 2 1 41 31 10 11 5 Phoenix Knights 6 3 2 1 39 33 6 11 6 The Peacocks 6 3 2 1 37 35 2 11 7 The Treehouse A 6 2 2 2 37 35 2 8 8 Inn The Pink A 6 2 1 3 36 36 0 7 9 Exiles A 6 2 1 3 29 43 -14 7 10 Terrace Bar A 6 2 0 4 28 44 -16 6 11 Palms Bar A 6 1 1 4 33 39 -6 4 12 Tenerife Hammers C 6 1 0 5 33 39 -6 3 13 Dreamers A 6 0 2 4 32 40 -8 2 14 Toscales A 6 0 0 6 20 52 -32 0 between The Peacocks and Phoenix Potters, a result which keeps them both in the top six.

There are still five teams unbeaten in Division Two in what is shaping up to be a real bun fight.

Palms B lead the way after a routine 8-4 Torviscas derby win over Picasso’s A. but Inn The Pink are right on their shoulder. They beat Next Door 9-3 in a match that was far tighter than the scoreline suggests.

Next Door would

have surely picked up something from the Patch if they hadn’t potted the black at the wrong time! In fact, they managed the bizarre feat THREE TIMES! Ouch!

2JZ’s made short work of the girls from Cozy Corner B (11-1), and Bluebell B did the same to Cozy A (102). In central LA there were a couple of decent matches as, firstly, James Place kept their run going at Gaffers B, getting over the line 8-4.

It was a little tighter a couple of locals down as

2JZ Bar 13 Bar La Cana B Cosy Corner A Dreamers B Gaffers B Inn The Pink B Palms Bar B Shorty's Tenerife Pool Tables

11-1 7-5 7-5 2-10 4-8 4-8 9-3 8-4 3-9 8-4

Cosy Corner B Terrace Bar B Toscales B Bluebell B Exiles B James Place Next Door Picasso's A Hoppys Bar Treehouse B

Division 2 table

Table P W D L F 1 Palms Bar B 6 5 1 0 51 2 Inn The Pink B 5 5 0 0 43 3 James Place 5 5 0 0 43 4 Bar 13 6 4 1 1 40 5 Bluebell B 5 4 0 1 41 6 Exiles B 6 4 0 2 41 7 Hoppys Bar 4 3 1 0 31 8 2JZ 3 3 0 0 25 9 Next Door 5 3 0 2 34 10 Tenerife Pool Tables 5 3 0 2 32 11 Treehouse B 6 3 0 3 34 12 Gaffers B 4 2 1 1 31 13 Cosy Corner A 5 2 0 3 21 14 Gaffers C 5 1 2 2 31 15 Toscales B 6 1 2 3 30 16 Bluebell A 4 1 1 2 25 17 Bar La Cana B 6 1 1 4 28 18 Terrace Bar B 3 0 1 2 16 19 Picasso's A 6 0 1 5 27 20 Dreamers B 6 0 0 6 19 21 Shorty's 6 0 0 6 19 22 Cosy Corner B 5 0 0 5 10 Bar 13 sneaked past a game Terrace B 7-5.

The “Whirlwinds” from Exiles B (their matches are always the first to finish) were too good for Dreamers B, La Caña B beat

A +- PTS 21 30 16 17 26 15 17 26 15 32 8 13 19 22 12 31 10 12 17 14 10 11 14 9 26 8 9 28 4 9 38 -4 9 17 14 7 39 -18 6 29 2 5 42 -12 5 23 2 4 44 -16 4 20 -4 1 45 -18 1 53 -34 0 53 -34 0 50 -40 0

an under-strength Toscales B and Hoppys were delighted with the 9-3er at Shortys.

Tenerife Pool Tables won again, Treehouse B being their latest prey.

Just jigging about for a grand catch AN angling championship called “jigging” will be organised by San Miguel Marina and launched from there over the weekend.

This innovative sport will be the first held in the Canaries and takes place tomorrow (Saturday) and Sunday, involving some 20 boats

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and kayaks. Jigging, or vertical fishing, has become a global phenomenon in recent years and is characterised by the use of lures (artificial baits), leading from the vessels and left to freefall to the bottom of the sea.

The fishing zone for competitors will be defined between the Punta Rasca lighthouse and the Granadilla coast.

The Championship is

divided into two parts, the first being tomor-

row’s catch-and-release competition, in which

all fish caught will be photographed, weighed

and measured before being returned to the sea.

Sunday will herald the “fast fishing” event, in which contestants can retain the amount of fish they catch - disregarding the unauthorised species.

At the close, all catches will be donated to various social organisations for the poor in the municipalities of San Miguel and Granadilla de Abona.

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