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The Premier League By Adi Benson THERE is never any respite in the Barclays Premier League and, after a busy festive programme and FA Cup upsets, the teams are ready to roll again! Hull v Chelsea (Saturday, 12.45pm) Hull fans will be more than happy to have started the New Year in 10th place and six points off the relegation battle. The question is, though, has Tom Huddlestone done a Samson and lost his effectiveness by getting his hair cut? Chelsea have been grinding out results and they are not the prettiest to watch at the moment - more lisa Riley than Rachel Riley. but third place in the league does not lie, and they have stopped conceding goals. Mourinho was at his prickly best over the festive period and this is helping his team grab points. Prediction: away win Spurs v Crystal Palace (Saturday, 3pm) Tim Sherwood is now the official Head Coach at Spurs, and they have been very entertaining so far. I get the impression that he picks his team by closing his eyes and sticking in a pin in the team sheet. They will be confident after beating Man utd last time out, and they sit in sixth position, just two points off the top four. Crystal Palace, who have picked up a few points recently and are just three points from 15th, will believe they can get something from this. Prediction: draw Southampton v West Brom (Saturday, 3pm) Saints have got their season back on track. They start 2014 in the top half of the table and, more importantly, with Jay Rodriguez scoring goals for fun. They will now look to

push on and will fancy their chances against West brom. The baggies are still without a manager, but it looks as though they are about to name Thomas Schaaf as Steve Clarke’s successor. This could be a gamble because Schaaf has never coached outside bremen. but can the prospect of a new manager inspire? Prediction: home win Fulham v Sunderland (Saturday, 3pm) This game could go either way; it could be the most exciting game of the afternoon, or the most boring! There is so much at stake for these teams and fulham can put some distance between themselves and the teams behind them.

Prediction: home win Everton v Norwich (Saturday, 3pm) This is a game of contrasts because when you look at both teams, they are similar in squad size and quality. but everton are a point off fourth place, while Norwich are just three points off the relegation zone. I believe this comes down to Premier league experience. everton are old hands and know what it takes to get results, plus new manager Roberto Martinez added players with knowledge of this

league. Norwich have not really put together any sort of a run yet in the league, yet are capable of beating most teams on their day. but I’m not sure Saturdays are their days! Prediction: home win Cardiff v West Ham (Saturday, 3pm) There are so many Cardiff jokes around at the minute, thanks to their unpredictable owner, Vincent Tan. but they are fortunate to be playing West Ham, who are one big joke. They have conceded 11 goals since Sunday and, should they lose this one, will be well and truly adrift in the relegation zone. Cardiff have newmanager syndrome, with ole Gunnar Solskjær coming in

and already signing new players, whereas West Ham have big Sam bemoaning his lot. Realistically, regardless of what the board say, surely it is the end of big Sam if they lose this one. Prediction: home win Man utd v Swansea (Saturday, 5.30pm) Sometimes, cup competitions throw up fixtures like this, Swansea last weekend knocked Man utd out of the fA Cup, and now face them in the league. Cup games are different from league games, and you can bet David Moyes will be looking for a reaction from his players, especially after yet another defeat in midweek. Swansea are a decent team and made life difficult for united last time out. They will go with a similar gameplan and hope it works twice in a week! Prediction: draw Newcastle v Man City (Sunday, 2.05pm) So you are a Newcastle defender looking at this fixture - could be time for a tweak of the hamstring! I certainly wouldn’t fancy facing Man City in the attacking form they’re in. That said, Newcastle have been one of the in-form teams recently and could take a little comfort from City not

always travelling well. but they will have to be at their very best because Manuel Pellegrini must sit and rub his hands when it comes to picking a City team. Prediction: away win Stoke v Liverpool (Sunday, 4.10pm) Stoke, who haven’t been playing well, still find themselves in 12th place, and they will be relishing the arrival of liverpool to the brittania Stadium. liverpool have maybe been a little too reliant on luis Suarez to score their goals, and he hasn’t been at his best, highlighted in the recent games against Man City and Chelsea. Stoke are difficult to break down and liverpool will have

to work hard to get a result. Prediction: away win Aston villa v Arsenal (Monday, 8pm) Villa have had an upand-down first half of the season, but they are six points clear of the relegation zone, which is better than last year. Arsenal still lead the league, but by a point only, and will want to keep their noses in front. I suspect that by the time they kick off, Man City and Chelsea will be above them. The problem they face is goals. Giroud is a doubt, bendtner and Walcott are both out injured and Podolski is just coming back from injury. but they will still win. Prediction: away win

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Magical win over Murcia

By Roscoe

Real Murcia 1 Cd Tenerife 2

THIS weekend marks the halfway point of the season - and there is one word which sums up the Spanish Second division: Ridiculous!

I’ve never seen a campaign like it. Just 15 points separates top from bottom. Girona who are second-bottom, have scored more goals than leaders Deportivo la Coruña. fourth-bottom Mirandes have conceded fewer than second place Sporting Gijon. Tenerife have hosted three of the top five. Deportivo, eibar and las Palmas. They won the lot without conceding a goal and notching seven. but bottom half Sabadell and fourthbottom Mirandes gave the lads a spanking. What was it Jimmy Greaves said? And the madness con-

tinued last Saturday when Tenerife returned with just their second away win of the season. The local media in Murcia called it a robbery. I prefer smashand-grab. Yes, Tenerife were under the cosh for most of the match, but they battled hard and Roberto didn’t have a huge number of saves to

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make. The festive break seems to have freshened up Chechu and luismi, who both enjoyed rare starts. The defence was magnificent, and best summed-up by leftback Raul Camara. He literally ran through a brick wall and was battered, bruised and exhausted when he finally

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1º RC Deportivo

2º Real Sporting

3º SD Eibar

4º RC Recreativo

5º UD Las Palmas

6º Real Zaragoza

7º Córdoba CF

8º RCD Mallorca

9º CD Numancia

10º Real Murcia CF

11º SD Ponferradina

12º CD Lugo

13º CE Sabadell FC

14º Hércules CF

15º CD Tenerife

16º AD Alcorcón

17º Real Jaén CF

18º FC Barcelona B

19º CD Mirandés

20º Deportivo Alavés

21º Girona FC

22º Real Madrid CF Castilla

trudged off, 12 minutes from the end. Time and again he had tracked back, thrown himself in the way of the ball and once, he even whacked his head against an opponent’s fist. Well, that’s what the ref said as he refused to give a foul or a red card. Tenerife were ahead early. A lovely Ayoze turn in the box caught two defenders ballwatching. He squared the ball to Aridane on the penalty spot, and he coolly slid the ball past Casto. It was hard for Murcia to take after their bright start. Not that Tenerife cared - and credit to the hosts, who didn’t let their heads drop. They plugged away and it was no surprise when they equalised 20 minutes later. Murcia stalwart kike Garcia was a second ahead of the defence as he pounced on a loose ball to poke in his 11th of the season. both sides kept up a frantic pace and just before the break, Tenerife were given a stonewall penalty when Mauro Dos Santos had a moment of madness. His clumsy challenge

on Ayoze gave the ref no option but to point to the spot. And luismi loro doesn’t miss from 12 yards! The half-time break gave the coaches a chance to tweak the formations and, normally, the teams tighten up. This didn’t happen. Murcia plugged away and Tenerife looked for the counter. It was nervy and, at times, desperate, but Tenerife saw it through to the end. Murcia looked crestfallen and, with this league so tight, these dropped points may hurt them in June. It’s not the first time I have seen them this year and they will be fine. It’s funny how some teams who have looked average against Tenerife have resembled world-beaters on other days. leaders Deportivo were made to look ordinary when in Santa Cruz, and yet they are looking down on everyone despite winning just one out of their last five. A few weeks ago I said “watch Mallorca” and they are set to fly. They rode their luck in las Palmas last week, but

it was still a decent 2-2 draw, with former Tenerife fave Alfaro starting to find his feet. He notched for the second straight week, and the Islanders have a good run of matches coming up. As do Tenerife, well after this Sunday’s home match with Sporting Gijon. The visitors are second and have been quietly going about their business. They are one of the league’s big fish and are desperate to get back into la liga. Sunday’s defeat by Real Zaragoza was their first since Halloween and their success is built on their strong attack. only Numancia have kept them out, and Tenerife will have to keep a close eye on Stefan Scepovic. The well-travelled Serbian has had a brilliant few months, helping himself to 15 goals already. He is partnered in more ways than one by countryman Dejan lekic. The former osasuna striker is the creator in the large and large partnership. They have been dynamite for Sporting, and their east european scout is on course for a superb bonus. but Sporting are far from a one-man team and a lot of top-flight sides are looking at Alex barrera. He has added some goals to his guile and, once he gets his fitness levels up, he will be a real player. Tenerife have a clean bill of health, and one player hoping to start is former Sporting midfielder Ricardo. He joined them in la liga days after Tenerife’s top-flight relegation, but had a forgettable two seasons. “It was tough for me.” he said. “I was never really fully fit and couldn’t get a proper run in the team. “The relegation year was tough, but it will be nice to see a few of the faces again.” The match kicks off at 5pm.

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CAROL’S GREAT dRIvE FOR CANCER vICTIMS

WHEN Carol S a l i s b u r y Chappell heard testimonies from three men and a woman that they had considered killing themselves, her blood ran cold.

It happened at a meeting she called last october for cancer sufferers, their families, friends and anyone else concerned at los Cristianos Cultural Centre. The Cabildo had withdrawn funding to transport cancer patients to and from Candelaria Hospital, and the four people were forced to drive themselves up North, then drive back home after treatment. Carol, who held the meeting on behalf of the european Citizens Group, for whom she will be elected President at the end of the month, was stunned. “I had been asked by a friend and her daughter, who both have cancer, if I could drive them to the hospital,” she said. “It was no problem - even though their appointments were on different days - and eventually I contacted sev-

eral friends for help and we devised a transport rota for the two women. “but the more I heard about sufferers having to make their own way to the hospital, the more heartbreaking it was, so I called the meeting to highlight their problems.” A story in Canarian Weekly promoted the event, which attracted no fewer than 90 people. “When one man stood up and said that he felt so sick while driving home that he just wanted to end it all by crashing the car, I was horrified,” said Carol. Then, three others stood up individually and said they all felt the same way. fortunately, they agreed that they couldn’t do it because it would have endangered the lives of other drivers. “but to hear them get so close to even consider it made me determined to do something to ease their plight - and the plights of many others here in the South.” When she began spreading the word, with support from the Cancer Association of Spain (AeCC), she discovered plenty of sympathisers and formed the kM Solidario group, which is allied to AeCC.

Now, Archiauto, at las Chafiras, has loaned her a nine-seater mini-bus for six months,. “The bus began taking people to Candelaria Hospital this week, and I am so grateful to the company,” she said. “but even before then, I was fund-raising to get our own 24-seater bus, and I intend to open the first cancer charity shop in Tenerife. “I have already found an empty shop, which needs refurbishing, and I just need to get funding for the rent and overheads, and then I’ll put a plea out for good second-hand items to fill it. And we’ll also need volunteers to run the place.” She added: “The reaction from some people has been amazing, and I’ve already had donations from everywhere. one chap in a bar promised me 500 euros – and the next night he was back with the money. “The Paloma beach golf society in los Cristianos raised a fantastic 2,000 euros for us, and I have had other donations from caring people. “one lady I met told me she owned the luxurious Hotel Spa Villalba in Vilafor and said I was

welcome to use it for functions. “We held a cocktail benefit night in November, and attracted 60 people, which was fantastic. Hopefully, we will be able to hold more fund-raisers there in the near future.” Carol, a former business studies lecturer in the south of england, came to Tenerife 16 years ago and lives in Adeje.

“What I find so upsetting is that the Cabildo would drop the free transport for these poor people,” she said. “It’s not as though we’re a Third World country. “but I am receiving so much support – and I’ll need it because I have to collect 34,000 euros to purchase the bus, and then the running costs on top. “We all have the greatest respect for Cande-

laria Hospital and its staff and I’m hoping to contact Cabildo President Carlos Alonso to see if I can persuade him to consider reinstating the free transport scheme.” If you want to make a donation, or feel you can help Carol in any way, please contact her on 922 781 783 or 639 069 862, or email her at carolhospital transport@ yahoo.co.uk

HoTelS’ CHIef bACkS THe All-INCluSIVeS! J O R G E MARICHAL, President of the Hotel Association of Tenerife, La Palma, La Gomera and El Hierro (Ashotel), is delighted with the winter figures.

So much so that he has pledged his support for the All-Inclusive sector. Hotel occupancy in South Tenerife for 2013 was similar to previous years, with like-for-like figures higher in recent

months compared with 2012 and 2011. Virtually all hotels have been filled in Santiago del Teide, Granadilla, Adeje and Arona, while Puerto de la Cruz and Santa Cruz saw marked increases. Marichal said: “The mode of an All-Inclusive hotel represents 16% of the reserves in the local three and four-star market. “This has been beneficial, and a complementary offering in the sector. What we did not see in 2013 year were complaints that the all-in-

clusive hurts restoration and the market. What you need to do is provide a good product.” The Ashotel President also expects the number of visitors from the mainland - which has been falling steadily since 2009 - to improve this year. Ashotel expects the summer to be similar to 2013, and Marichal feels it is important to maintain hotel standards. “What we have to do is keep our prices competitive and improve quality,” he said. “And from my point of view, that is being done.”

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Worlds Weird Weather! THE whacky and worrying worldwide weather has even affected Tenerife.

As Hell froze over (a town in Michigan) and Niagara falls became a solid lump of ice, we were treated to bucketloads of huge hailstones the size of marbles at around 4am yesterday (Thursday). They fell all the way down to coastal areas during a blast of thunder and lightning, turning some areas whiter than white. Predictably, snow fell heavily on Teide overnight, but sightseers were unable to see the magnificent views because the ice-bound access roads were closed for safety reasons. And while britain was being battered by high winds and floods, more than half the uS population was under a “wind chill” warning. A blast of freezing Arctic air has swept south and east across the country, bringing the coldest temperatures for decades. The whirlpool of dense air known as the “polar vortex” has caused a number of deaths, closed schools and businesses, cancelled thousands of flights and left denselypopulated cities facing colder temperatures than Siberia. Around 187 million people could eventually feel the effects of the freezing temperatures, and Americans have been warned that their skin could freeze within minutes if they go outside. but the record-breaking temperature didn’t deter visitors from somehow getting to Niagara falls to take pictures of the spectacular scene overlook-

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ing the falls in ontario. The “unprecedented” amounts of ice in the upper Niagara River, caused by the freezing conditions, led to a so-called ice jam and, in turn, flooding on Grand Island and Cayuga Island in Niagara falls. According to records, only once previously, in 1848, has freezing weather caused the

thousands of cubic feet of water per second flowing over the Niagara falls to run dry, and that was also caused by ice jamming and damming upriver. Areas as far south as brownsville, Texas and central florida were facing record low temperatures as the barometer fell by as much as 22C below the average.

It was even colder in some areas than Siberia, which was -33C. Indianapolis Mayor Greg ballard said: “The cold is the real killer here,” and New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has declared a state of emergency. The weather has caused chaos for uS business and industry, threatening to disrupt oil drilling and frack-

ing. It has even hit livestock and grain shipments across the farm belt, even in the Deep South. More than 4,000 flights were cancelled and almost as many again delayed earlier in the week. And several airlines could not allow their ground crews to remain outdoors for more than 15 minutes at a time.

There were also hundreds of flight cancellations by airlines across the mid-west and north-east as supplies of fuel and de-icer froze. The weather has been blamed for a number of deaths across Michigan, Illinois, Indiana and ohio. Meanwhile, british Prime Minister David Cameron suspects the devastating flooding across the country is the result of climate change. He was asked on Wednesday about the extreme weather over the New Year, which saw 60mph winds, torrential rain and tidal waves that left eight people dead and hundreds of homes under water. but his comments at Prime Minister’s Questions will have infuriated some Tory backbenchers, who do not accept global warming is affecting britain’s weather. on top of that, Government budget cuts - including axing 1,500 environment Agency jobs - may affect its ability to deal with emergencies such as the flooding misery. Concerns came as britain was battered by another storm this week, leading to further flooding in towns and villages in southwest england. The environment Agency has 110 flood warnings in place across the country, including in Dorset, oxfordshire, south Wiltshire, Hampshire and along the River Thames, from Hampton Court upwards, and 195 flood alerts. The Scottish environment Protection Agency (SePA) has 14 flood warnings and six flood alerts in place.

Freak weather in Tenerife, including hail stones!

Exhibition night players decided THERE was a break from the league campaign last Friday as battle raged ahead of the Oasis Fm darts League exhibition night.

to... Premier league, Mick, bar 180 A Division 1, Rob, bar 180 C Division 2, Alan, Sundowners bar ladies, Julie Tearall, Naughty Nautas They will play the dart legends and a big thank you to Nauta bar for hosting the event and feeding us like kings! Meanwhile the draw for the John lowe team handicap quarter finals was held during the evening. They threw up

There was a great tournament to decide who would have the honour of playing Simon Whitlock or James Wade in two weeks time. So Congratulations

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Trap Door marilyns chipeque Pool Bar Bar 180 c Bar 180 B rood

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+94 72 60 52 56 -12 -14 -18 -30 -72 -92 -96

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Table 1 Rood 2 Gaffers B 3 Emerald Lounge 4 Chipeque Pool Bar 5 Bar 180 C 6 Trap Door 7 Bar 180 B 8 Naughty Nautas 9 Barracuda Bytes 10 Summerland 11 Marilyns 12 Amistad 1

the following ties: Trophy Tenerife Sun V bar 180 b Gaffers b V Summerland bar 180 A V Pas o Nadas bar 180 D V Sundowners Plate Phoenix flights V Phoenix bar !!!!!!! barracuda Hunters V Picassos Target Army V Target Titans !!!!!! Amistad 1 V Marilyns

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Table 1 Tenerife Sun 2 Emerald Shamrocks 3 Picassos 4 La Caña Lancers 5 Bar 180 D 6 Pas ‘O’ Nadas 7 The Rebels 8 Sundowners Bar 9 Barracuda Hunters 10 Phoenix Flights 11 Amistad 2 12 Ourplace Playgirls

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fANTASY fooTbAll leAGue WELL that was some festive period of football. Games came quick and fast, and we have even got the FA Cup 3rd round out of the way.

but what of the oasis fm fantasy league? There was a lot of chopping and changing in the table but at the top, three or four teams are keeping themselves out front. I suspect teams dropped points with their managers not paying much attention, what with all the social-

ising to be done at this time of the year. So still out in front we have Steve Schofield and his Tenerife Hotspurs. However, Steve takes this very seriously and

he will have been checking in on his team daily, swopping injured players around and using transfers. He is a handy 87 points clear and may take some beating, but

we can all take heart from the fact that he is a Man utd fan! The interesting one is the team of the week award, which goes to laura Mann and her

blacktower finance team scoring 81 points, with Theo Walcott providing 22 of those points before his injury. The thing is, laura is Steve Schofield’s partner, so is there a little bit of assistance being provided here?

Anyway we are back to Premier league action this weekend, so I need to tinker with my team and work out whom to pick when all my players appear to be injured, or I could just reach for the big Sam book of excuses.

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Tenerife Hotspur

Steven Schofield

1,283

Summerland Saints

Jeff Hall

1,196

Shankly’s best

Michael Dwyer

1,194

Premier Sat utd

Andy Palmer

1,178

The Spartans

Jamie Palmer

1,166

burghill Rovers

Stephen Snook

1,156

Run-DMC-11

David Clarke

1,145

over land and sea

Paul Tregent

1,136

Athletico Abbottski

Nick Abbott

1,132

WAl’S WoNDeRS

Warren Wilson

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King wanted to avoid Gibraltar claim SPAIN, which has always claimed Gibraltar as its own, made a record number of illegal trips into its waters last year.

Relations between The Rock and Madrid reached their lowest ebb since General franco’s rule, from 1939 until his death in 1975. Vessels flying the Spanish flag intruded into Gibraltar’s sea limit 446 times last year - almost double the previous year’s tally. Yet all the aggravation could probably have been avoided had the king of Spain’s wishes been granted in the eighties. back then, in July 1983, king Juan Carlos reportedly told britain that Spain “did not really want” Gibraltar back as it would lead to claims from Morocco for Spanish territories in North Africa. Details of the meeting, held in Madrid, were released last week by the National Archives in kew as part of a parcel of secret uk Government papers, declassified under the 30-year rule. And they are likely to cause some discomfort after a year that saw the Spanish Government reiterate calls for talks over sovereignty. back then, king Juan Carlos urged “confidential talks” over Gibraltar be conducted between Spanish and british ministries to ensure Spain’s path into what was then the european economic Community was not impeded over the issue. The king, who celebrated his 76th birthday on Sunday, was said to have admitted privately in a meeting with Sir Richard Parsons, the then british ambassador to Madrid, that it was “not in Spain’s interest to recover Gibraltar in the near future”. If it did so, he added: “king Hassan would immediately reactivate the Moroccan claim to Ceuta and Melilla.” It’s not surprising that king Juan Carlos was ea-

ger to avoid the SpanishMorocco subject. even today Spain’s stance on Gibraltar is seen as hypocritical, when you consider the similarity to their claims of land in Africa. Details of the meeting were released last week by the National Archives in kew as part of the secret government papers declassified under the 30-year rule. And they are likely to cause some discomfort after a year in which Spain’s Government reiterated calls for talks over sovereignty. The recent incursions by Spain have aggravated an already-fraught relationship, and the seemingly maritime game of cat-and-mouse has heightened fears of a serious accident. Some Gibraltar officials have called for the Royal Navy to increase its armed patrols, while others have labelled the Spaniards “trigger happy”. “Such incursions are a misguided attempt to maintain and assert Spanish claims that the waters are Spanish,” said a spokesman from the foreign and Commonwealth office (fCo). “However, we have always been confident of uk sovereignty over british Gibraltarian Territorial Waters. “Although unlawful Spanish incursions are a violation of sovereignty, they are not an armed attack and are not a threat to uk sovereignty.

“They do not weaken or undermine the legal basis for british sovereignty, and nor do they change the fact of uk and Gibraltar jurisdiction.” In November, one of the worst months for incursions, with 54 incidents, the Spanish Ambassador to london, federico Trillo, was summoned to the foreign office and warned “in no uncertain terms that the british Government would not stand for such “unlawful incursions”. It was the third time since Spanish Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy took power, in December 2012, that the ambassador had been summoned. under the previous administration of Socialist Prime Minister Jose luis Zapatero, there were 23 incursions in 2011 and 67 the previous year. earlier last year, foreign Secretary William Hague said: “These actions and threats are wholly unacceptable.” He added that Spain’s incursions were stepped up in response to Gibraltar’s creation of an artificial reef, which, it maintains, is necessary to encourage fish stocks. but Spanish officials maintain it impinges on their fishing rights. David lidington, Minister for europe, has told british ministers that the uk has made repeated diplomatic protests over incursions in recent months. Mr lidington said

Spain had increased unlawful incursions by its state vessels into uk territorial waters from about five per month to about 40 per month. He added: “We stand ready to do whatever is required to protect Gibraltar’s sovereignty, economy and security.

“We believe that it is in the interests of Spain, Gibraltar and britain to avoid incidents such as this, which damage the prospects for establishing dialogue and co-operation.” The worst month for incursions was August, when Spanish ships illegally entered Gibraltar’s waters 68 times. The incursions coincided with a period of severe delays at the Spanish-Gibraltar border which, london and Gibraltar said, was orchestrated by Spain, to

punish The Rock for the artificial reef “Not a single incursion into Gibraltar’s territorial waters goes unchallenged,” said a foreign office spokesman. “The Royal Navy challenges every vessel that makes an unlawful maritime incursion, and we make formal diplomatic protests to the Spanish Government about all unlawful incursions. “our challenges and protests make clear that such incursions are an unacceptable violation of british sovereignty.”

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TREASuRES OF THE CANARIES THERE is bundles of dosh in the Canaries, according to a Treasury report released this week.

In fact, the richest 20% of taxpayers in the Canary Islands accounted for 32% of all reported 2012 income in Spain. And of those Canarians at the bottom end of the scale - the “extremely poor” - 20% ac-

counted for just 7.6% of total declared earnings. but, says the report, as the rich in Spain get richer, the poor get poorer … and the middle-class have all but disappeared. on a national level, the top 20% of earners accounted for 44% of incomes. Yet the gap between the top earners and the lowest earners has widened drastically, with a notable rise in the numbers living be-

low the poverty line. Since 2007, the start of the recession, a further 179,000 people have dropped below the poverty threshold in the Canaries, bringing the total to 637,000 - an increase of almost 40%. Navarra, Cataluña and Madrid had the greatest increase in inequality, and the study highlights that in these areas, there are more people in the top-income bracket. Conversely, the gap

remained stable or reduced in Castilla y león, extremadura and Galicia, where the number of high net-worth individuals is among the lowest. Perhaps the biggest eye-opener is that the number of millionaires in Spain increased by 13% between mid-2012 and the first half of 2013. According to a report by Credit Suisse’s report on world wealth, Spain now has 402,000 millionaires.

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THE second prize in the el Niño lottery will be making its way to a group of San Isidro residents. The prize, 750,000 euros, will be split between the 10 holders of ticket number 69362. Shop owner Marisol Alonso said the atmos-

IGIC boost for self-employed

FOR many selfemployed people, as well as small and mediumsized employers, the news that IGIC payments can now be delayed will be welcomed.

THE Arona Sports Board has started the year’s sporting programme following the festive holiday. And from this year, there are physical education programmes for children aged 4-6, as

well as for older kids. These include basketball, athletics, lucha, football and volleyball, along with dancing and choreographic games. The activities are intended to be a first experience in the field of

physical activity and sport for youngsters, where the content is tailored to the needs of exercise as well as developing basic skills and abilities. for those aged 9-11, there is a broader range of sports includ-

ing table tennis, skating and hockey. All the activities offered by the Arona Sports board take place outside of school hours, and classes are held in the sports centres around the borough.

phere was even more party-like than usual on kings Day. Many of the winners are regular customers in her shop, and some have been in dire financial straits. The main 40-millioneuro prize went to Number 76254, series 21, fraction 5.

An amendment to the current system, which came into effect on 1st January, was passed by the department responsible for regulating the tax. The system is voluntary, and applies to people or businesses whose turnover does not exceed two million euros a year. Interested parties can apply to join the scheme at the local Hacienda,

but have just one month in which to subscribe. What the amendment means in basic terms is that the payment of the IGIC tax on business transactions can be deferred to a deadline of 31st December in the year following the relevant transactions. but Alberto Genova, Director General for Taxes in the Canary Government does not expect a “flood” of applications, despite extending the application deadline. He believes that necessary changes to accounting procedures of those eligible may deter some smaller businesses from applying, while the system may not be particularly attractive to larger businesses.

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I read with interest the emails about the disgraceful mess that exists adjacent to the Costamar holiday community in los Cristianos. I agree with all that has been said, and I would point out that there is no water supply on the site, so the amount of washing of their cooking and eating utensils and themselves must be very minimal. Their dirty water and toilet residue go within walking and carrying distance of the site. The site is an eyesore and is seriously affecting the value of property in the area, particularly on the Costamar site. As mentioned, they pay no rent or rates, befoul the area and have the benefit of living in one of the nicest parts of los Cristianos and Tenerife - all for free. It should also be mentioned that this site is a serious health hazard, particularly in such a hot climate as ours. They are also taking income away from legitimate campsites, as can be seen from the complete lack of caravans on the tourist areas of the site situated between Guaza and Silencio. The solution is simple: the council should get the police to clear the site, hire a mobile crane, a lorry and deposit big rocks around the access points, as is done in the uk. They should then erect a steel barrier at the entrance to the site, complete with a heightrestriction horizontal bar to prevent access for vans and caravans.

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I find the whole concept outdated. If you want to change something, just do it. Why wait until the start of a new year. That said, plenty of people are giving it a go. I’ve a few friends who are trying to stop smoking.

Well, cigarettes anyway. Instead of just stopping, they have moved on to the e-cig. I’m sure it’s better for them, but it’s still smoking, isn’t it? It’s like somebody who says he’s giving up drinking beer, but now he’s on wine and soda. It’s still alcohol! And if you are sinking two bottles a day what’s the point? Personally I’m taking

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this junction to try a few new things. I’ve the “joy” of my 40th birthday on the horizon (as if my pals will let me forget that) and it seems a good time to see what is out there. I’m not talking anything like a Challenge Roscoe, where every week I

do something like water-skiing or flowerarranging. Just the simple things in life which are meant to bring the most pleasure. If you can work out what they are, I will see you on the ride. If you can’t then maybe you are not seeing the big life picture

Dear editor, MAY Helping Hands in Tenerife take this opportunity to wish all supporters a very HAPPY NeW YeAR! 2013 was a very eventful year and we certainly grew at a rate of knots in terms of public awareness and monies raised. That includes the fact that we acquired the extremely worthwhile support of two major travel companies - TuI & Thomas Cook. each has a constant flow of charity fundraisers, and the two companies have kindly chosen Helping Hands in Tenerife as the recipient of these events; massive thanks to both! In addition, we also received substantial donations from Amarilla Golf Club, Wingate School, oasis fm Darts league, Ritmania escuela De baile, Yves Moerenhout and elaine Whillock. People do care, and all involved should be very proud of themselves. Together, we have certainly made a difference. As an example, many of the children we support received presents at their Christmas Party, held at the Premier bar on Amarilla Golf, and they were extremely happy on receipt of these. That the Premier bar staff sacrificed their time, provided party food and separately raised donations for these less-fortunate children was very heart-warming. on-the-ground volunteers are hard to get when it comes to helping out, but I have met some wonderful people along the way who have given their time and support. Marion Yates deserves a special mention. Her support has been immense and the charity has certainly benefitted as a result of her continued hard work. 2014 will be an exciting year ... I can feel it! The main project is to purchase a 20-seat mini-bus for the Children’s Centre Guardyl and, in order to fund this, I am currently planning fund-raising events. There’s a lot of work ahead, of course, but we will enjoy our time at the forthcoming events and, collectively, we will do it - so watch this space! You can keep up to date with us on the facebook Page “Helping Hands in Tenerife”. Please come and join! best wishes, take care and keep in touch! Liz Montague, President, Helping Hands in Tenerife

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An opportunity for residents & holidaymakers to meet & socialise at the Restaurante Castañuelas, seafront, Los Cristianos near the Sunday market, 3 course meal with ½ bottle of wine for only 12 euros. To reserve call Nancy on 655 679 033. (closed after 18th December until 15th January).

JoBs CLC World Resorts & Hotels are currently looking for professional, motivated, British sales consultants and Managers to join their In-house and Fly-Buy teams. Successful applicants will enjoy high volume commissions and fantastic quality resorts. Full training is provided. For a confidential interview, please call Kinder Singh on 659 067 438 or Christine Gibson on 607 849 900

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New year, new start. Positions are still available for canvassers at Tenerife South airport. Also recruiting for Malaga, Alicante and Mallorca. For more information and an interview call Simon on 671 227 230

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Sara’s name was picked out from all the hundreds of entrants on Chrismas eve. She scooped the main prize, which was four tickets, plus hotel accommodation and flights to see one Direction when they appear at a Madrid concert in July, booked

through Tenerife Sunshine. She also won 600 euros for spending money, a Spa Day, a kindle, a digital camera, an annual pass to Siam Park, a car DVD head rest and a his-and-her perfume set. In all, the prize package was worth over 3,000 euros, and Sara said when DJ Maggie lennard called her up live on air: “I can’t believe it. It’s just so amazing. It’s brilliant. “My sister is a massive one Direction fan and she will be well jealous! All the other prizes are

great as well, I’m just in shock.” but Sara will be taking her sister to the concert, together with their parents Steve and Melinda, who are the entertainment duo Gee Whizz. big thanks go out to the main sponsor, Gourmetland restaurants in the Vulcano centre, and all our other sponsors: Menny fix, Pit Team, Homes & Away, Rendezvous Restaurant, Venli, eze Group, CbAS, Cards and Candles, Z uniformes, Robot, la Tabaiba Restaurant and Wady Properties.

Whooping cough dries up THE Canary Islands’ whooping cough epidemic, which peaked in 2012, weakened significantly last year. but despite this encouraging news, there was a measles outbreak in south Tenerife during 2013. It was attributed to a group of eight british tourists, who arrived on the Island during the infectious stage of the disease. Ten cases were treated by the Health Service. Previously, there were 46 cases of measles in Tenerife in 2011, and 14 in Gran Canaria five years earlier.

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MAGIC OF THE THREE KINGS NEW Godoku!

The rules of Godoku are simple - just enter the letters stated below once in each row, column and 3 x 3 square within the puzzle grid. When you have completed it a word will appear.

This week’s letters: A C E H I K R S T Here is the clue for the word you are looking for: The title of the first Seagate and Miner mystery by Mike Markel features a big this (9 letters).

In Santa Cruz alone, around 150,000 revellers took to the streets to welcome the kings and to cheer the procession through the capital’s streets. The reception, at the Heliodoro Rodriguez

lopez stadium, raised 21,000 euros, which will be divided among several charities. A dramatisation of Alice In Wonderland took place on the pitch before the arrival of Melchior, balthazar and

Gaspar, accompanied by an Armed forces helicopter, which performed several fly-bys. Santa Cruz Mayor José Manuel bermúdez was accompanied by fiestas’ representative fernando balles-

teros, who oversaw the kings collecting some final “wish” letters from children before making their way to the streets of Santa Cruz. Amid an almost Carnaval-like atmosphere, the kings were led by

several vehicles from the Tenerife fire Services (complete with sirens blaring) and some Post office motors, along the streets to the Nativity scene in the Candelaria Plaza. The procession ended,

online stores strike gold but a report suggests that those british highstreet retailers still not convinced about the power of the web were left struggling for customers. Accountancy company bDo said non-store December sales leapt 31.1%, peaking to 55.7% in the week leading up to Christmas. Yet high-street sales dropped by 2.2% last month in what was termed an “underwhelming” Christmas for many retailers. This online phenomenon was supported by research carried out by independent retail consultant Richard Hyman. He told the financial Times that online purchases accounted for almost 20% of total retail sales - up 5% on 2012 - with non-food online sales accounting for around one-third of all Christmas sales. The figures showed the sales surge hoped

It means that nearly 600 extra jobs were created for the festive season, and 6,926 in total were signed during the month. Cabildo president Carlos Alonso says the figures underline that tourism is still driving the Island’s economy. Data was collected by Canarian employment

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observatory (obecan), and then analysed by the Tenerife Tourism Research department, which underlined that in hospitality alone, 5,189 contracts were signed in the month - a 15.6% increase over the previous year. In the food and beverage services sector, 2,938 contracts were signed, increasing 14.86% over 2012. The data, analysing figures for the entire year to December, indicates an increase of 14.8% employees in the tourism sector, which adds up to 75,146 new contracts.

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forced to turn to aggressive discounting in an attempt to play catchup. Yet there were robust performances from fashion chain Next and department store rivals John lewis and House of fraser. Data from barclaycard highlighted a marked trend for shoppers to target discount days for the best deals. The bDo company, which tracks sales across 85 mid-tier retailers with around 10,000 stores, showed overall that while it was an “underwhelming Christmas for most”, there were robust performances for some.

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for by many shops failed to materialise in the crucial trading period. like-for-like sales - excluding online trade dropped by as much as 6.7% in the week to 22nd December. even a 3.5% surge from 22nd-29th December, said bDo, failed to boost the overall performance for the month. That was down 2.2% on the previous December, which had experienced a 1.9% rise against the same 2011 period. The accountancy firm’s general statement read: “following on from what was a solid month of trading in November, many retailers will have been left disappointed

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THE Kings’ day parades lit up every corner of Tenerife on Monday, with parties held all over the Island.

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MAGIC OF THE THREE KINGS This never-ending Series! Car sales driven up in Canaries

By Jav BMW’S 3 Series, which has been around since 1975, has always been a super car to drive, and the latest model continues the trend.

It is really well equipped and more spacious than it has been in the past. And, partly thanks to an excellent range of petrol and diesel engines it a refined and comfortable way to travel as well. It is available as a saloon, estate (called Touring) or 3 Series GT, which mixes the practicality of the Touring with the sportiness of the saloon. The car comes in eight specifications, including the ever-popular M Sport model, and it can be bought with fourwheel drive in the uk now. That means buyers who would usually be looking at Audi’s quattro models have more choice when they come to buy a new car. A system called Drive Performance Control offers three different modes to choose from

- ecoPro, Comfort and Sport - and it’s not hard to tell what each one does. ecoPro is set for economy, while Comfort and Sport speak for themselves. Variable ratio Sport steering and Adaptive Drive dampening are also available as optional extras. A wide range of four and six-cylinder engines are available, with the 320d 181bhp 2.0-litre diesel returning 64.1mpg without sacrificing performance. best performance in the standard car is the 335i’s 3.0-litre turbo

petrol, which reaches 0-60mph in 5.5secs, but it’s quite juicy, returning just 35.8mpg. The 3 Series is not a revolutionary design and, in profile, looks much like the larger 5 Series. It has a sleek headlight arrangement and a large kidney grille, which means it’s unmistakably a bMW. The information display inside is useful, and there aren’t too many buttons to get confused with. A high-resolution screen sits on top of the dash, while colour displays are also set into the simple, four-dial instrument pod. Adaptive brake lights are also standard on the 3 Series, as well as automatic lights and wipers, and rear parking sensors. You can also buy lane-change assist, blind-spot warning

and auto high beams as optional extras on the lower-spec models. The interior of the old 3 Series was a bit small, but this new one is a big improvement thanks to a 50mm longer wheelbase and plenty more room inside the car as a result. There is enough leg and headroom for all passengers, which means the car now rivals the Audi A4 much more closely in this area. A big glovebox, deep door bins and plenty of upholders mean the interior is also sorted for storage spaces. Whether you want low running costs, big performance, or a mixture of both, there’s a classy, executive-style 3 Series to suit everyone, with prices ranging from around £23,550 to £43,690 (28,228-52,605 euros)

THE number of new cars registered in the Canaries last year rose by 14.8%, in contrast to just 3.3% for the whole of Spain. This increase was the biggest of all autonomous regions according to the figures released by the associations of manufacturers (Anfac), dealerships (faconauto) and other sellers (Ganvam). last month alone, a total of 60,513 cars and SuVs were registered in Spain, representing a hike of 18.2% against the same month last year, and bringing the annual total to 722,703

units. Promotional campaigns such as PIVe, in which as much as 4,000 euros can be discounted on the price of a new vehicle when offset against scrapping cars over 10 years old, have been hailed as the main reason for the huge number of new car sales last year. but despite the apparently encouraging figures, faconauto President Jaume Roura said 2013 could not be considered a good year for the industry because targets were set nationally at one million units.

keep the battery charged By Emma Swain NO one likes to spend money unnecessarily on his or her car. But to most people, a car is an important part of their life.

Naturally, they find it difficult to live without one or, at the very least, it’s a great inconvenience if it is off the road for repairs. Regular checks, some of which you can do yourself, may mean that the car will function better and last longer. one of the most im-

portant parts of a car, apart from the engine and gearbox, is the battery. for this to function, it should be charged. Car batteries are all built from the lead-acid design, which was invented in 1859 by a french physicist. This design is actually the oldest rechargeable battery design in existence and it has changed very little over the years. However, the one thing it does do is supply a high amount of current in one go. The battery’s ability to produce a substantial surge makes it useful in meeting the electrical requirements of an automobile’s starter motor. A car battery is rechargeable and it powers all the essential electrical support sys-

tems of the car. Without charge, a car will not start. Most car batteries are of the lead-acid type and deliver roughly a 13.1 volt output. This voltage is a composite voltage delivered by six lead-acid cells, connected in series. The operation of these batteries involves electro-chemical reaction between lead oxide and

lead plates, immersed in diluted sulphuric acid. Charging induces chemical reactions, which store the electrical energy in chemical form. Then the chemical energy is converted back to electrical energy when the battery output is used by the car. Normally, a battery is charged by the car’s

alternator. However, if there are certain problems with the alternator, or if the car has not been in use for some time, the battery may get totally discharged and require external charging. Here in Tenerife, you normally get no notice that the battery is failing - unlike the uk, where starting will be sluggish.

over here, for example you may go shopping, leave the car parked, go back - and nothing! This is quite common and, of course, most frustrating. The solution then is to ask someone for a jumpstart, or call your Grua, who will often jumpstart the car or take you to the garage of your choice. either way, it is important that you go to a garage to have the battery tested. It’s a simple, straightforward test completed in minutes. If the battery does not give the appropriate reading, then a new battery is in order. If you are out and about, you can purchase a battery from a petrol station. but make sure you buy the correct one for your vehicle.

as usual - in the capital, at least - with a hail of sweets for the assembled masses. Meanwhile thousands of people gathered on Adeje’s Calle Grande as the Three kings arrived in a helicopter! Adeje Mayor José Miguel Rodríguez fraga used his “magic key”, which opens all doors of homes in the town, so the kings could deliver their presents. Rodríguez fraga

told Their Majesties: “Thanks once again for coming to this meeting to remind us that our wildest dreams are possible. “This is a town where you are determined to establish a peaceful coexistence, where we all fit in. “There are people here from many sources, and we are working with each other to build a big heart that beats in unison on respect, toler-

ance and peace.” During the welcome ceremony, the crowd were entertained by the dazzling cheerleaders from Tenerife Tigers, plus music and dance from several cartoon characters. The traditional parade went along the Plaza Grande and this year there was a big surprise! Artificial snow was scattered from a special car, much to the delight of all the little ones.

ReDuCe PoWeR AND SAVe MoNeY THE cost of electricity has risen again for the Canary Islands’ 1.27 million users.

The average bi-monthly bill, now standing at 80 euros, goes up to 81.84 euros this year. And the way to combat rising costs, according to francisca luengo, Minister for employment, Industry and Commerce, is to reduce consumption, or even switch contracts for a lower power-supply level.

The reduction would be a direct result of the lower standing charge levied for the supply of electricity to a home. electricity bills comprise the standing

Spain’s falling population... charge for the supply, which does not vary, month-on-month, and the amount of electricity used, which obviously does. luengo suggests reducing the standard charge, and has spoken with main supplier endesa, which has agreed to co-operate. but she stresses that consumers will also have to make a con-

scious effort, particularly over the number and power of appliances in operation at the same time. Some 68% of the Canary Islands’ consumers are already on the so-called “last Resort” rate, and a reduction in the power supply would seem to be the next logical step in the battle to reduce costs.

THE National Statistics Institute (INE) latest study into the Census shows a 0.3% drop in Spain’s population in the year to 1st January 2013.

The population of the province of Santa Cruz de Tenerife fell by 0.27%. but the Canary Islands showed an

overall increase of 335 people (0.02%) thanks to a rise in the province of las Palmas de Gran Canaria. In fact, the Canaries were the only region in the whole country to register more people. Regarding the western Canary Islands, la Gomera experienced the biggest percentage drop at 5.36% (1,197 inhabitants, as opposed to Tenerife’s drop of

1,098, which equated to just 0.12%). At a municipal level, the highest fall came in Puerto de la Cruz with a staggering 11% reduction (3,636) in the population. Those areas where there was growth were Arona (now exceeding 80,000 inhabitants), Adeje, Granadilla and la orotava, all of which now boast 40,000-plus populations.

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Arona lions’ Sunday best THE Arona Lions Club of Las Galletas and Costa del Silencio is staging its regular entertainment show on Sunday. The event, held on the second Sunday of every month, takes place at Dave’s bar (formerly Zippys) in Silencio, near Coral Mar Square. It runs between 1-5pm with host and compere

Derrick, from the lions, and entertainment from Gary J Hugo and Stan fraser with, maybe, a few songs from the bar’s owner, Dave G Tracey. Sunday lunch is available in the area and at the venue, so come early to get good seats. There will be a raffle with numerous prizes and, hopefully, a funfilled afternoon for all.

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OuR PARTY WAS A REAL HOOT

LOS CRISTIANOS harbour welcomed the first of what is hoped to be many super cruise liners last week.

one of the most exclusive liners, The World is so big that it had to drop anchor on the “other” side of the breakwater. Some 300 passengers - all said to be millionaires - were then able to use a “tug taxi” to get to inside the harbour, where many enjoyed the shops, cafes and restaurants. others, however, went straight from the liner to catamarans and excursion boats. The ship was docked for 30 hours before heading for Gran Canaria. There will be numerous other ships in the harbour this winter and there is no doubt these incredible luxury liners will become a regular part of the horizon.

And a messy time was enjoyed by all T E N E R I F E Family church, in Costa del Silencio, launched its “Messy Church” just before Christmas.

And it certainly lived up to its name. There were wall-to-wall parents, grandparents and children, who flocked to church and had one heck of a messy time, making Christmassy things. A wide variety of Christmas crafts were available to make, and all the generations had the excuse to behave like kids. There was a live puppet show, a story and then a Muppets’ rendition of Queen’s masterpiece Bethlehemian Rhapsody. All this was topped off with snacks, and the promise that there would be another Messy Church on Saturday, 25th January from 5-7pm in the church, situated in the basement of Coral Mar. The church held its traditional open-air Carol Service entitled A

Gift in Season in Coral Mar Square. Members also performed a carol service at Wyngate School, and another one on a car park near to where some homeless people, cared for by the church, take shelter. finally, there was a new outdoor caroland-song performance at the Winter Gardens on Golf del Sur. There were two special Christmas songs sung by liz Cairns. Pastor bill hosted all the services and made a special announcement at the last one. from next Sunday (19th Jan), Tenerife family Church will have a weekly evening service at 6.pm in the function room next to the Rendezvous Restaurant in the Winter Gardens complex. everyone, from holiday-makers and residents alike, is welcome to join in. If you have any queries about the service or the Messy Church, please contact Pastor bill Jeffrey on 609 565 528.

APART from having an awesome evening, our Christmas Party on the Top Square, Golf del Sur, raised 1,020 euros.

entertainment, hosted by Suzy q, was provided by live Arico vice-president kerry Railton, Colin Stevens, Caroline from the emerald lounge, Alfie b, and Micky Glamz. It was like New Year’s eve with not a seat to be had. As always, the business owners and staff did their bit, and Riverdance #2 was a blast, with Caroline and Stella holding key positions as the everenthusiastic Suzy q did her best, with newcomer Michael flatulence (Colin Stevens) providing fancy footwork, leather pants and a spectacular blonde wig

for the occasion. Then it was time for the Superheroes! In full costume, Dave Slippers, Howard owen and the one and only Sean Wren stole the show. Jackie, from Ashro Autos, and Wendy, from Cats Welfare, sold a mountain of raffle tickets in their retro gear, and many prizes were donated by Digs 4 Dogs, Claires Grooming, Revs Motors, Debbie Gilbey, Ashro Autos and Mrs Jean blake; as well as some 40 bottles of wine collected by Slippers bar over the past months. Can we better it at easter? It won’t be easy but we will do it - we always do. Many thanks to all who supported the event. don’t forget the oldies Sadly, over the past few days we have taken in several dogs aged 10 or more, which is a crying shame. one wonders wheth-

er a Christmas puppy has taken the place of a senior member of the family, simply cast aside with the wrapping paper. A 12-year-old Yorkie came to us via San Miguel police, who is now adopted; a 10-yearold blind schitzu was abandoned in Granadilla to fend for himself, and an 11-year-old poodle cross found by one of our customers and her dogs in a deep ditch, infested with parasites, maggots and fur so matted she could barely walk. The latter two are being fostered, but efforts to locate their “owners” are proving fruitless. Please consider taking care of an old dog. Imagine how the above three must have felt, in family homes their whole lives only to find themselves alone and unloved. Abandoning any dog is unforgivable, but at this age it is a heartbreak-

ing crime. We normally charge an adoption fee of 110-140 euros for younger, healthy dogs. but we can be far more flexible with the over10s and can even offer ongoing vet care. Please contact us if you can help and would like to explore the possibility further. Help stock our shops If you have QuAlITY unwanted clothes, cds, dvds, shoes, household items or children’s clothing, call Siobhan now on 630 857 626. And do come and see us at our shops in los Cristianos, Calle Revron near Churchills bar, and San eugenio, opposite Hotel la Nina by Amandas bar at las Carabelas complex. both shops open from 10-4, Monday-friday, and until 2pm Saturdays. kel opens the los Cristianos shop on Sundays. Come and have a browse, bag a bargain and help the animals.

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Now Julie’s rotating all the goods at Rotations! IT’S usually the furniture and household goods changing hands at Rotations, the second-hand shop in Playa de Las Americas.

but on 2nd January, the actual ownership of the business changed hands when Julie lourens took from Gary ord. Gary had run South Tenerife’s largest second-hand shop successfully for the past three years. but he decided to call it a day to spend more time with his family and his first grand-daughter, 15-month-old lilly here in Tenerife. Several regular customers will have met lilly, and Gary thanks everyone for their custom and support. “Many people became good friends as well as clients,” he said. “I am sure Julie and Co will also be successful at Rotations, and I wish them all the best.” Julie, no stranger to Tenerife, has been a resident here for 19 years, and has had various businesses, working in different fields. She is really excited

about her new challenge and says: “I’ve always had an interest in interior design and furniture, and I’m also a people person. “In one way or another, I have always been in sales, so working with the constantly-changing stock and meeting different people of all nationalities on a daily basis won’t be like work at all.” Julie is ably assisted by Dave, who has worked with Gary for a number of years, and he will be there with his wealth of experience to give a

guiding hand. And her boyfriend, Nigel, will be also there to help whenever he is on the Island. Julie promises to maintain and increase the vast selection of fabulous, used furniture and household goods. And she intends to continue with the reasonable prices Rotations has always offered. “Rotations has an amazing reputation, which has been built by past owners over the last 17 years, and this alone offers a great challenge,” she says.

“but I will endeavour to make it even better. We have decided to create a new logo for the shop to reflect the modern-day approach and the stock. “We have been working hard on organising and displaying the furniture we have, and we’re busy sourcing new stock on a daily basis. “Rotations has the largest selection of second-hand furniture and household goods in the south of Tenerife, with over 300 metres of display area and an amazing range of sofas, dining

tables plus beds (new and second-hand).” She adds: “In fact, everything you can think of to enhance your home can be found at Rotations. “We will continue to specialise in house and apartment clearances and we’re aiming to give a quick response to your call and offer you a fair price for any of your furniture and household goods. “If you’ve never paid a visit to Rotations, or if you are a regular customer, please come to

the shop to say hello to me, Dave and Nigel. “And do have a wander round as you never know what you might find. We have massive discounts and offers on at the moment because we have to find more room for the new stock arriving daily.” The shop now has longer opening hours: Monday to Saturday from 9.30am to 6.30pm. You can find Rotations easily, under the Vina del Mar complex, close to the Hotel Gran Tenerife, and directly behind the Accapulco and Copacabana complexes. There is lots of free parking if you are coming by car, so just call the shop and you will be given directions. Rotations has retained the same 922 790 822 landline number but has a new mobile number, 649 523 679, which you are welcome to call out of hours. look out for news of the company’s open day, when clients old and new will be welcomed with a celebratory glass of wine, lots of bargains and a huge clearance sale. Julie, Nigel and Dave look forward to seeing you, and they also wish Gary a happy retirement.

ADeJe fIReMeN bRING CHeeR To SoRRY GReeN ClINIC kIDS AdEJE’S voluntary Fire Brigade visited the children’s ward at Hospiten Sur - the Green Clinic in Las Americas on Saturday. They were carrying gifts for some of the young patients who were unable to leave hospital for kings’ Day,

on Monday. The group were warmly welcomed by General Manager Thomas Palenzuela febles and Conchi Diaz, (Head of Nursing). The firemen then called in on the paediatric ward, where they were met with surprised faces from the children

and also the staff on duty. Several parents were visiting at the time, and spontaneous applause broke out. The Adeje Voluntary fire brigade was founded in 1986 and was the first if its kind in Tenerife. Members were trained initially in Santa Cruz, and then in the German municipality of unterhaching, Munich’s second-largest municipality, and home to gummakers Wrigley. last year alone, the brigade was called out to 420 incidents.

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Crimestoppers strike again ONE of Britain’s once mostwanted fugitives, thought to be hiding in Spain, was arrested in Bolton on New Year’s day.

sessing cannabis and cocaine. but he went on the run before he was set to be sentenced last June. He is also accused of dealing cocaine and will appear in court later this month. Willis, from Ashtonunder-lyne, near Manchester, appeared on a list issued by

Crimestoppers, the uk’s National Crime Agency and Spanish police in Madrid last year as one of britain’s 13-strong most-wanted criminals. It was published as part of operation Captura, set up to find criminals believed to have fled to Spain. And, one way or the

A NEW mobile phone application, which will offer assistance to anyone involved in a traffic accident, has been created by a team of developers in Tenerife. The app has been praised for its simplicity and ease of use, and its specific design for accident victims. It is ready to be rolled out on a national level soon.

Developer Javier García González says that the app provides basic information about where the nearest health centres and hospitals are (if needed). It will also supply information specifically related to legal issues which can arise when an accident happens. unsurprisingly, it has the backing of a

legal firm. The app allows the user to submit an accident form, and Mr González says that once received, a local representative will contact the user to let him or her know how to proceed. The process will be initiated on the same day as the accident, if it is a working day, and the accident happens

in office hours, or on the next working day if the accident occurs on a bank holiday or weekend. The app, called Accilex, is available to download free from the iTunes App Store (in Spanish only as yet), and an Android version will be available soon. https://itunes.apple. com/gb/app/accilex/ id662751636?mt=8

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A GREAT RACK...OF RIBS IF you want to sample typical Canarian cuisine, or even a huge rack of ribs, you must visit the exquisite Meson Era Las Mozas restaurant in valle San Lorenzo.

other, it has proved to be an outstanding success.

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SOME filming for the third series of the erotic Fifty Shades novel will be shot in Tenerife next month.

Stars Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson, who play Christian Grey and Anastatcia Steele, will be filming “crucial” beach scenes. filming will also take place in Madrid, where Alessandro Proto the businessman who in-

spired author e.l. James to create the Christian Grey character - is rumoured to be making a cameo appearance. All three films are being shot concurrently, but we won’t be able to see the Tenerife scenes until the release of the final movie Fifty Shades Freed. The first of the trilogy, Fifty Shades of Grey, is set for release the day before Valentine’s Day next year.

It is known affectionately as The Courtyard by the british community. although some stick to The Ribs. but whatever the label, the food is spectacular. The spacious premises do, indeed, feature a courtyard with a tree in the middle, as well as a beautiful restaurant inside. This is a veritable oasis tucked away down a tiny side street of Valle San lorenzo behind the catholic church. If you’re coming from the los Cristianos direction, turn right just past Dorta, the kitchen company, and follow your nose until you come across it, on the right, complete with car park. las Mozas has been there for 13 years, so if you’ve lived here for a while, you will surely have been there at least once. If not, you don’t realise what you’re missing! Some friends, happy to sit at home most nights, venture out for a meal two or three times a year. And guess where they go? Always! And always ribs! And no wonder! It was a lovely evening so we chose to sit outside in the covered courtyard area (where they allow smoking), complete with real

hanging plants and a whole host of long trestle-like tables, ideal for large groups. on colder evenings, less-hardy folk slip inside to the cosy restaurant. With a bottle of Dorada and glass of Canarian red wine in hand, we perused the multilingual menu, which is definitely a meat-lover’s delight. To be fair, if you’re vegetarian, it’s not the place for you, although they will cater for you if necessary Hot bread, “Mojo” sauce, both green and spicy red, together with the not-to-be-missed home-made Ali oli (garlic mayonnaise) were brought to the table. To begin, we shared a reasonably-priced dish of garlic prawns, which were fresh and simply delectable, accompanied by a huge mixed salad. las Mozas is famed for its ribs, but we felt

like breaking with tradition. So for the main event I chose beefsteak; two large pieces of thin steak graced my plate. In fact, so big were they that there was no room to add the salad, or the melt-in-your-mouth Canarian Potatoes. The meat was succulent and tasty, which tells you exactly why people return time after time. My work col-

league chose the T-bone steak, which was bigger than the plate itself. but he made good progress tucking into it until the sheer size defeated him. In fact, we simply had no room left for dessert but enjoyed two cups of their tasty coffee instead. All in all we had a superb evening. It is spotlessly clean, you get

attentive, excellent service and the main reason you go there is for the food, which was spot-on. To reserve a table, call 922 765 597, the restaurant now opens for lunch and goes straight through to the evening for dinner. It’s not that long since they closed for a siesta and reopened in the evening, which suggests that business, as it should be

there, is booming! las Mozas is open six days a week and is closed on Mondays. There is ample carparking and they are now taking bookings for Christmas parties, for which they have a set menu. for more information check out their website www.eralasmozas.com - or find them on facebook.

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Wine and cheese tour for cruisers TENERIFE Cabildo is offering a new excursion this year specifically for cruise ship tourists visiting Santa Cruz.

Holiday-makers will be encouraged to experience the Museum of Nature and Man, which is exhibiting a large collection of Guanche mummies, among other historic finds. It is designed to bet-

ter educate tourists on Tenerife’s history. And for this year the Cabildo is also using the chance to showcase local produce. The tour will encompass a large section on the history of Canarian

food and beverages. The history of the Island’s wine-making, the story of local cheeses production and education on how local delicacies were brought to life. There will be sampling of a wide selection of cheeses and wines,

which will be served in the Museum’s cozy, palm-treed courtyard. The objective of this initiative is to promote culture and tourism, along with a different genre, which this year is gastronomy. last month, the tour

received over 1,000 visitors from different nationalities. If it proves to be a success, it is hoped that other food produce and, maybe, a selection of local tipples, will also be included in what could turn into a mini tourist food fayre!

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Where on earth can a new planet be found? A NEW planet discovered by scientists has already been “twinned” with Earth in another solar system - 200 light years away.

The planet, koI-314c, is 60% larger than earth and, evidently, much hotter, even though it is believed to weight the same. Scientists reckon its surface temperatures are about 104C, which definitely would not support most life forms on earth. They suspect it has a thick, gaseous atmosphere, making the planet only 30% denser than water. but despite the similar weight, lead astronomer Dr David kipping, from America’s HarvardSmithsonian Centre for Astrophysics, said: “It is certainly not earth-like. “And it proves that there is no clear dividing line between rocky

By val Sainsbury SuPERMARKETS and food outlets are being told to cut the amount of sugar they use because it has become the “new tobacco”.

fisherman’s tragic end

worlds like earth and fluffier planets like water worlds or gas giants.” The discovery came about by accident as scientists searched for moons using the pow-

erful kepler space telescope. Doctor kipping added: “When we noticed that this planet showed transit timing variations, the signature was clearly down to the oth-

er planet in the system and not a moon. “At first, we were disappointed it wasn’t a moon, but then we soon realised it was an extraordinary measurement.”

A 77-YEAR OLd man died on Monday afternoon while fishing in Las Bajas, Santiago del Teide, after falling into the sea. The incident happened around 2pm and the emergency Coordinator and Safety (CeCoeS) 1-1-2 Centre received an emergency call around 20 minutes later.

A rescue helicopter was scrambled, and the national police also attended. The fisherman, was pronounced dead shortly after being taken to hospital. The first sea-angler’s death of the new year continued a grim trend - more than a dozen people lost their lives off the Tenerife coast in 2013.

Search continues for the missing triathlete AS we go to press, there is still no sign of victor Teni, who went missing on New Year’s day.

The 40-year-old, an accomplished triathlete, has not been in contact since last Wednesday, and his vehicle was found in the mountaineers’ refuge edmundo Herrero in the llano de ucanca region. The Guardia Civil have

been joined by hundreds of volunteers in a desperate search. At the time of his disappearance, authorities were unsure whether he planned to climb Mount Teide or Mount Guajara, and they were looking in both locations. bad weather, high winds and low temperatures have hampered the search, and the storm and snowfall yesterday (Thursday) have further hampered the rescue.

The search and rescue helicopter was grounded yesterday morning, and temperatures of -6C caused the search to be suspended later in the day. Teni competes regularly on the Ironman circuit. His family are clinging to the hope that a man who once competed in the feared Hawaii triathlon has been able to survive 10 days in the harsh, cold conditions.

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Doctors and academics say levels must be reduced by up to 30% to halt a wave of disease and death. They discovered that even zero-fat yoghurts can contain five teaspoons of sugar, while a can of Heinz tomato soup has four. The equivalent of 11 teaspoons can be found in a small Starbucks caramel frappuccino with whipped cream. A Mars bar has eight. “Sugar is the new tobacco,” said Simon Capewell, professor of clinical epidemiology at the university of liverpool. “everywhere, sugary drinks and junk foods are now pressed on unsuspecting parents and children by a cynical industry focused on profit not health. “The obesity epidemic is generating a huge burden of disease and death. “obesity and diabetes already cost the uk over £5bn a year - and without regulation, these costs will exceed £50bn by 2050.” Professor Capewell is part of a new uS-uk campaign group, Action on Sugar, which says that asking firms to make voluntary changes has failed. The typical briton consumes 12 teaspoons of sugar a day, and some adults consume as many as 46. The maximum intake recommended by the World Health organisation is 10, although this guideline is likely to be halved. The uN agency says there is “overwhelming evidence coming out about sugar-sweetened beverages and other sugar consumption” being linked to obesity, diabetes and cardiovascular disease. A study by Action on

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deadly sugar now ‘the new tobacco’

Sugar found surprisingly high levels of sugar in many foods, including savoury products and healthy options. The Pret a Manger Very berry latte with milk has 26.9gm of sugar - the equivalent of seven teaspoons. Yeo Valley family farm 0% fat Vanilla Yogurt has five. even Glaceau Vitamin Water, which is owned by Coca-Cola, has the equivalent of four teaspoons of sugar in a 500ml bottle. The campaigning Action of Sugar said food firms should be able to reduce the amount of sugar they add to products by 20-30% within three to five years, taking 100 calories a day out of the typical diet. This would be enough to halt or even reverse rising levels of obesity and associated illhealth, it claimed. Graham MacGregor, a professor at the Wolfson Institute of Preventive Medicine in london and Action on Sugar chairman, said: “We must now tackle the obesity epidemic both in the uk and worldwide. “We must start a coherent and structured plan to reduce the amount of calories people consume by slowly taking out added sugar from foods and soft drinks. “This is a simple plan which gives a level playing field to the food industry, and must be adopted by the Department of Health to reduce the completely unnecessary and very

large amounts of sugar the food and soft-drink industry is adding to our foods.” Dr Aseem, the group’s science director, said: “Added sugar has no nutritional value whatsoever, and causes no feeling of satiety. “Aside from being a major cause of obesity, there is increasing evidence that added sugar increases the risk of developing type 2 diabetes, metabolic syndrome and fatty liver. “We must particularly protect children from this public health hazard, and the food industry needs to immediately reduce the amount of sugar they are adding, particularly to children’s foods. “And they must stop targeting children with massive advertising for high-calorie snacks and soft drinks.” but sugar manufacturers rejected the claims of the health experts, saying they were not supported by the con-

sensus of scientific evidence. The Sugar Nutrition uk organisation said the World Health organisation (WHo) published a review last year which found that any link between diabetes and body weight was through over-consumption of calories and was not specific to sugar. It added: “There have also been numerous studies, which have in-

vestigated potential links between sugar and diabetes, with experts from the british Dietetic Association, european food Safety Authority, and Institute of Medicine being very clear that diabetes is not caused by eating sugar. “Respected expert committees have reviewed the evidence over many years and all have concluded that the balance of available evidence does not implicate sugar in any of the so-called lifestyle diseases.” And barbara Gallani, of the food and Drink federation, an industry group, also denied sugar was responsible for obesity. She said the industry already provided clear information on sugar levels to consumers, using figures and colourcoded labels. ‘Sugars, and any other

nutrient for that matter, consumed as part of a varied and balanced diet are not a cause of obesity, to which there is no simple or single solution,” she added. but Professor Shrinath Reddy, a cardiologist at the Harvard School of Public Health and member of the WHo panel of experts, disputed this conclusion. “There is overwhelming evidence coming out about sugar-sweetened beverages and other sugar consumption links to obesity, diabetes and even cardiovascular disease,” he said. Yoni freedhoff, assistant professor of medicine at the university of ottawa, said sugar needed to become an occasional treat again rather than a regular crutch. He also maintained that added sugar had found its way into virtually everything we eat.

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Health and fashion

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NEW YEAR NEW HAIR

NEW YEAR NEW YOu!

By Carl from Robot

By Ruth Benson

AS you start the new year thinking of how you are going to change your life, do consider changing one thing that’s on show every day … your hair!

IT’S January again and a time to try to succeed at keeping resolutions.

every week, I give you tips and advice to help you look after your hair and style it. That’s because, to me, hair is the one thing that will let you down, or make you stand out from the crowd. There’s no rules to me which hairdresser you should use or which salon is the best for you....this is a matter of choice of finding a stylist that you gel with and that has your hair at heart. None of us is perfect and we all have our flaws. but listening to your stylist and his/her advice is one sure way of seeing good results in the salon, and also at home. I can give advice, but it’s up to my clients whether they take it. I have my opinions, but, at the end of the day, it’s your hair. And having your hair done shouldn’t be a chore. There’s nothing I like better than a challenge: a new style or a total colour change. Maintaining your hair needn’t be hard work – it’s a matter of finding a style or colour that works for you.

As stylists, we are here to help you, but it’s entirely up to you whether or not you want to work with us. I cannot force anyone to have something done to her hair that she doesn’t want. My job is to guide the client. There’s nothing worse than leaving a salon with what the stylist wanted to create. After all, it’s a doublesided job of what you want and what we can do. So take a look at your

hair and decide if this is the year you have a makeover. Talk with your stylists and seek their advice about how they believe they can enhance your hair. Whatever you decide, don’t get in a hair “rut” and stay with the same look because it can be so ageing. finally, if you can’t decide on what to have done, visit your salon for a consultation. This is when we will discuss your ideas - and ours as well - to create a new image for you.

We have all made some kind of resolution, be it to lose weight, eat healthier, stop smoking or drink less, This year, I say that if New Year’s resolutions are for you, then good for you. but for those who don’t want to make them, or will try and probably give up, then this article is for you. Read on to find out what fashion will flatter your figure most. from pear shapes to inverted triangles, rectangles to apples, discover what will suit and what won’t. Hourglass: your wardrobe essential is a pencil skirt, flatteringly worn with a fitted shirt or top tucked in; examples of hourglass include kelly brook and Scarlett Johansson.

Rectangle (or athletic, as it’s also known): the shoulders and hips are the same width, with a defined waist and small bust. Skinny jeans will show off those defined legs, and the boyish look must be avoided. feminine styles such as prints and ruffles give a 3D effect of volume and texture. Think keira knightley. Pear-shaped: these tend to be bottom heavy - bums and hips bigger than bust and shoulders. Prom-style dresses will balance the figure and hide the lower half, defining a flattering A-line shape, like Jennifer lopez and beyonce. Dark trou-

sers or jeans with a boot cut will elongate the legs and shrink wide hips. Inverted triangle: this is an upside-down pear. Strong shoulders and bust with narrow hips, small bottom and slim legs. Wrap-tops or dresses will draw attention towards cleavage rather than the shoulders. Renee Zellweger and Demi Moore are good examples. Apples: these tend to

have rounder shapes with similar size waist, hips and bust. A single-breasted jacket is slimming, and Jessica Simpson is a fine example of the apple figure. Stick to one colour as it will make the body look longer and will highlight your best bits. Petite (usually under 5ft 3ins): mini-dresses and one-shoulder tops and dresses will emphasise your neckline, and short dresses make the legs look longer. Recognisable petites include Nicole Richie and eva longoria. A little-known fact is that pale denim makes the legs look longer. Tall (around 5ft 10ins, with long legs and bodies): long tops and tunics will emphasise the lengthy body, with skinny jeans showing off those long legs. Think livTyler and

Charlize Theron. but whether you are tall or short, an apple or a pear, there is a style to suit you, so embrace yourself and have a Happy New You.

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Keep it in the family

unemployment figures falling By Margaret Tully THAT’S Christmas and the New Year over for another 12 months, and it is often a time for family either in reality or in our thoughts.

Iberia increases Tenerife flights IBERIA will increase its number of flights in and out of Tenerife this summer.

The airline will be scheduling 19% more

flights as part of a new, daily frequency between Madrid and here. This includes a daily scheduled morning flight, which will leave Madrid at 11.30am and return from Tenerife

North airport at 2pm. Iberia will also have extra mid-afternoon flights from Madrid on Tuesdays, fridays and Saturdays. The airline is also upping its frequency to and from Gran Canar-

ia and, in July, it will have nearly 100 weekly flights to the Islands from the mainland. Meanwhile, in August, Iberia will supply three extra return flights to Tenerife South airport.

THE number of jobless people in the Canaries was 274,053 at the end of december, representing a 10,862 drop over the whole year.

This equates to a 3.81% reduction in the 12-month period. The unemployed total fell by 3.29% (9,325 people) in December alone, but these figures released by the Ministry of employment include

those who were employed on short-term, seasonal contracts for the festive period. The decrease was echoed on a national level, where an overall drop of 147,385 (3%) was recorded. And 2013 was the first year to see a fall in unemployment since 2006. by gender, the figures for the Canaries are relatively balanced: 136,526 are men and the remaining 137 527 are women. of these, 19,025 are under 25.

Canarian Weekly Photo Challenge Last week’s best photo: Richard Sweeney Theme: TinSeL ToWn

This made me think of plants and their families. Quite often, when reading about them, I am surprised to find out that totally different plants, on the face of it, are in the same family. Then I thought of how siblings can have the same facial features but not the same personality, and vice-versa. I guess plant families are no different. When choosing new plants for your garden space, it is a good idea to know from which family the ones you already have belong. If they are growing successfully, then another plant from the same family will, hopefully, do just as well. I am sure you will have or will have seen growing, in and around the Canaries, the Hibiscus plant. The hibiscus rosasinensis, also known as the rose mallow, is a popular choice. This has a beautiful red trumpet or fluted flower, and very large. I have a red variety of Hibiscus and a yellow one in my own garden. In fact, there are lots of hybrids as they are really easy to create. If you want to test your soil pH levels, which can be useful to

the true marshmallow, was used as a laxative, and its roots were boiled to treat coughs. The confection marshmallow derives from this plant, but today’s “marshmallow” sweets do not contain any of the herb, yet they are still delicious. At this time of year, look out for the Indian mallow as it is the perfect time to take seeds, I found some the other day and have sown them. I am sure they will do well in my garden because the Hibiscus I have seem happy. You might have heard of Hibiscus tea. Well, this is made from the buds of the Hibiscus sabdariffa, known as Roselle. It looks nothing like the big-flowered Hibiscus plants we know because it is smaller and has a cherry-like bud. Yet it has lots of health-giving nutrients, including vitamin C. It is really easy to take cuttings from your existing Hibiscus plants if you feel you want more, and especially if your existing plants need cutting back.

know before planting new plants, then the hibiscus rojsa-sinensis flower can be a useful guide. Take a small of amount of your soil and put with a small amount of water and a petal of the flower. Shake it up and, if the solution goes pink or magenta, it is an acid soil. If it goes green, it is neutral. This particular variety also absorbs harmful uV rays, and has been used in skin preparations. However, you must be sure it is this variety as there are now loads of cultivars. As I have said, the other name given to this plant is the rose mallow, which is a clue to which family it belongs - the malvaceae family. In this family, there are the Abutilon palmeri and the Abutilon indicum, both known as Indian Mallow - a yellow-flowered variety of the Marsh Mallow, which has white flowers. This plant has grown wild In the Canaries for years and years, and there are still some around today. Althaea officianalis,

And here’s how: *Select some pieces of the removed growth *Slice the bottom of a soft wood tip (keep about 7in) and remove all the lower leaves and any flower buds (all the energy is needed to make roots) *Push into a pot of compost, down between the side of the pot and the earth *Do the same with a few cuttings and then water well and let drain out of bottom of pot *Place pot in a zip-lock plastic bag and seal. *Put in a light but not direct sunlit place and wait. If the bag gets too steamed up open a little and then close again. You will know when the cuttings have taken when you see new growth or a few roots poking out of the bottom of the pot. Take out of bag at this stage. Transfer each cutting into its own pot, and put back to a bright position to grow on further. once your cuttings are strong, can plant them outside and wait, in anticipation, for the colourful end product.

THIS RECIPE WILL GROW ON YOu!

This week’s theme is creaTive

This is a really easy recipe, and just what you need after all that Christmas cooking! Ingredients *375g milk chocolate (2½ bars of standard chocolate) *395g condensed milk

MARSHMALLOW FudGE (one tin) *100g marshmallows (I use ‘Nubes’, which are the Spanish equivalent, and you need approximately two-thirds of a bag)

*40g unsalted butter *1 tbsp vanilla essence Method *break up the chocolate into small chunks *Put the condensed milk, the butter, the va-

nilla essence and the chocolate into a pot *Heat on a very low temperature, until everything combines and the chocolate and butter is completely melted

*Take off the heat and let cool slightly *Chop up the Nubes (or marshmallows) into small chunks *Add the marshmallows to cooled mixture and mix well *Pour on to a baking

sheet lined with baking paper. Cover with another sheet of baking paper and put into the fridge to set *for best results, leave overnight then slice and bag if giving as gifts, and store in fridge.

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Home and lifestyle

By Sue Mcdonald MANY people who own property here have bought them as an investment, either to bring in a financial return, or to fund their future retirement home. In either case, it is obviously important to get the best possible return from your asset. Nowadays, the rental market, whether for holidays or for long term, is really competitive, and how you present your property can make all the difference. If you are competing against other properties on the same complex, you need to make yours stand out against the others. This is particularly true if you are marketing through the internet, where any photographs will play a vital part. Sometimes, you need to stand back and take a good, hard look at your property. Does it look a bit tired and run down? (I know the feeling after Christmas). for a small investment, could you make it look more appealing? It is surprising what a difference you can make with a few hundred euros that will create a completely different impression. Sometimes more is required, such as a new sofa bed or curtains. but quite often, a facelift of introducing spectacular colours and a more modern style will do the trick.

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In the lounge for example, a few cushions in an accent colour, with the same colour used in a modern abstract picture can update a room. The eye immediately makes a harmonious connection between the items, giving the room a fresh look and more coordinated. In the bedroom, new bedspreads and/or cushions, plus the same trick with a picture, may be all that is needed. If more budget is available, suncurtain is now available in some fabulous shades, adding colour to the room and performing an important role in keeping the sleeping area dark and cool. Another cheap option to revitalise a “tired” property is a quick coat of paint, and also to use an accent colour on one wall. However, you should be aware that bold colours such as red or dark

tones will make a room seem smaller, whereas whites and paler colours will make it look bigger. Mirrors can also be used to open up whole spaces, even if they are in a place where you can’t look at yourself directly. They will reflect the light and make a near wall seem deeper and further away. but care should be taken not to use mirrors either directly opposite doors or stairways, as they can cause you to become disorientated. These are all basic interior decoration techniques that can be used to make the most of the smallest to the largest property. Deco Nuevo offers a free interior design service without any obligation, so if you would like to know how you can make a difference within your budget, give us a call on the numbers shown.

Sales bring bargains and queues!

THE sales season has started in Tenerife, and the early indications are that it will be a bumper time for consumers. It’s also a vital few weeks for the high street as sales over Christmas in Spain have been described as slow. That’s not a big surprise, with the economy still struggling to recover, but experts agree there will be bargains for shoppers. even big chains have started the sales with some lines at 70% off, and this has drawn out the bargainhunters. on Tuesday, the first official day of the sales, Santa Cruz was mobbed with shoppers. And queues at some stores were being

estimated at 90 minutes to the check-out. Some 20% of all sales are on accessories like handbags or jewellery, while shoes are also popular this year. According to a study by the federation of Independent usersConsumers (fuCI), Canary shoppers will spend an average of 72

euros in winter sales. This is considerably less than the average on the mainland and in the big cities like Madrid and barcelona. Some experts are also predicting sales prices to fall further as shops try desperately to claw in cash before the end of the sales season on 6th March.

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By Mariano Zunino Siri

FREE JuSTICE? ALL IS NOT LOST!

I WROTE recently about the legal taxes and fees that citizens must pay for Justice.

Now, have some more information - and it looks as though all is not lost. In September 2013 the National Court (Audiencia Nacional) started a Constitutional Issue before the Constitutional Court so the latter could determine whether the tax/fee/ bond payable to have access to Justice was in breach of Spanish Constitution. Remember that we are not taking about illegal law or null-andvoid law. The matter refers to the law in order to determine whether it is “according to Constitution” or not. Remember, too, that the Constitutional Court (not to be confused with the Supreme Court) is a Court which sits on special cases in which Constitution rules are involved. The Constitution is the highest law of the legal pyramid and any law, besides being approved following the formalities of Government-Parliament, must be in accordance with Constitution. The Spanish Judicial Power Council reported last June that since the law (which essentially removed free cases to be heard in court) came into effect in November 2012, the num-

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ber of claims has been considerably reduced. The number in Administrative Courts was reduced by 14.9%. Administrative Courts expected 56,000 cases at that time. but by the end of the period, they had received just 48,164. In National Court, the cases decreased by 36.3%. The legislative Power is in charge to decide a financial system to access to Justice. It could be a free Justice system or a mixed one (partially free and partially paid with fee/tax/ bond). It looks as though the legislative Power has opted for a mixed system. but in this case, there are articles of Spanish Constitution which must be taken into account. These include article 14, article 9.2 and article 31.1. The National Court

is now considering whether the tax/fee/ bond of access to Justice could be in breach of the said Constitution articles: They read like this: Spanish Constitution article 14: Spaniards are equal before the law, without any discrimination for reasons of birth, race, sex, religion, opinion or any other personal or social condition or circumstance. Spanish Constitution article 9.2: It is the responsibility of the public powers to promote conditions so that liberty and equality of the individual and the groups he/she joins will be real and effective; to remove those obstacles which impede or make difficult their full implementation, and to facilitate participation of all citizens in the political, economic, cul-

tural, and social life. Spanish Constitution article 31.1: everyone shall contribute to the sustenance of public expenditures according to their economic capacity through a just tax system, based on the principles of equality and progressive taxation, which in no case shall be of a confiscatory scope. In addition, the Constitutional Court has agreed to study the unconstitutional claims by the Canary Islands, Aragon, Catalonia and Andalusia Autonomous Governments against the law. And in addition to National Court, there are some other Courts which have also presented a Constitutional Issue. The Spanish law Society has asked the Constitutional Court to speed up the proceedings still pending,

and want the Spanish Government to follow the example of french government, which has eliminated the tax/fee/ bond of access to Justice with effect from this month. In Spain, the Government has collected the sum of 101 million euros for such bonds, up to 30th September 2013. This figure is three times lower than the one expected. following the example of the case of National Court, I have presented on behalf of one of my clients (Mr uncal basso) a Constitutional Issue before the Canary High Court of Justice. Mr uncial, who expressly asked me to include his name in this article, was unfairly forced to pay 2,600 euros for a further liquidation of Transfer Tax. He appealed before

the economic-Administrative Court, which ruled that the liquidation made by the Canary Revenue office was right (contradicting previous decisions made by the same economic-Administrative Court). The economic-Administrative Court is a body which belongs to the Ministry of economy and, consequently, part of the executive Power. The decisions of executive Power are subject to reviews by the Judicial Power. If the latter asks for payment of tax/fee/bond and the case is closed if not paid, this could mean that my client would be defenceless. The Canary High Court of Justice in this case asked to Mr uncial to cover the legal bond or the file would be dismissed. According to our petition, the mentioned Court should send the file to the Constitutional Court to reconsider the constitutionality of the tax/fee/bond. I hope the Constitutional Court can change this situation, not only for my client, but for all people unfairly deprived of access to Justice. Mariano Zunino Siri is a Tenerife Bar Association registered lawyer with offices in Edificio Valdes Center, Torre A, oficina 1, piso 2, Los Cristianos. Tel: 922 794412. Fax: 922 794208, Email: marianozuninosiri@gmail. com

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The ferguson files

By Joe Ferguson

HAPPY New year everyone. January means one thing: the television channels go on overdrive with holiday shows!

but over the years, holiday shows are not how they used to be. In the years of bI, (before internet) and satellite telly, we all had three channels. bbC 1 & 2 and ITV. The beeb had The Holiday Programme and the other side had Wish You Were Here. The presenters would go to various destinations, which, before the introduction of budget airlines (they are now as dead as the Dodo), cost a fortune. We were told how to get there, how much for half and full-board and the sights to see. It was escapism television for 30 minutes on a Monday. but it seems that times have changed. I don’t know anyone who books a holiday through a travel agent any more - spending an hour on a plastic seat being fed coffee until you’re high from a middle-aged travel consultant with a beehive and a tower of travel brochures on the desk. We all do this from the comfort of our own home now, thankfully. So the

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TV-makers travel from london to blackpool to find anyone willing to talk about their holiday nightmares. I mean no disrespect to the people of blackpool, but, watching these shows, you’d be forgiven for thinking there was nowhere else in the uk. It seems that nobody has a good holiday any more. ITV have their own nightmare show, giving us recorded footage of 10ft waves hitting a cruise liner, building works right outside their hotel room and timeshare problems. With this show, at least it takes you around the world. but the one show I have to pick at is on every morning at the minute on bbC 1 called Rip Off Britain: Holidays, hosted by the new Golden Girls, Angela Rippon and Gloria Hunniford. They present this from many well-known coastline bars and restaurants in Tenerife. I have to say that it fills me with excitement, recognising these places, but that’s where the fun ends. They are in Tenerife, reporting on the horrible times people from “up north” have had on the Island. I’m officially not going to go into detail, but it’s the usual, wrong size room, taking ill, taxi scams – basically, the type of problems you’d encounter anywhere in the uk, never mind abroad. So I’m watching for 45

minutes as these two ladies belittle the Island I’ve fallen in love with. The only nightmare I see on this, are the clothes worn by Angela and Gloria. I can only guess they shop in a second-hand clown outfitters as their gear comprises of bright pink and red with balloons and flowers as patterns! okay, everything and everyone on the Island is not perfect, but this bbC show seriously makes Tenerife look like a hell hole. If I owned any of the bars where they record this rubbish, I’d never have them back. So what do we do? Is the Island ever going to live down this made up media tag of “Tenegrief”? If I have my way, yes. I’m asked all the time about my years in Tenerife. That’s by those

unless you happen to be from the london suburbs – How much are you loving Manchester united’s demise? David Moyes has not suddenly become a bad manager, but he is certainly getting my vote for manager of the year. The players are the same, the opposition doesn’t seem to be any stronger (well my beloved liverpool aside) but all it’s all gone wrong. It comes to something when you are getting stick from West Ham fans. At some stage united will click and they still have lots to play for. Today though I’m just going to smile and say WelCoMe To ouR WoRlD!

who have been on holiday and those who have never been. I’ve never made it a secret that I would move back in a heartbeat. but because of personal circumstances, I can’t at this moment in my life. for all those so-called “nightmare scenarios” the bbC seem to rejoice in getting the uk public, I have my own ideas to make people listen. Health care? fantastic. When my son was born, we couldn’t have asked for better treatment. No difference in the state care, as long as you have the correct documentation. All people have to do before leaving for holiday is 10 minutes’ homework on Google. Taxis? obviously there will be a few cowboys, as in every city in the world. but in my experience, clean, courte-

ous and good value for money. Money exchange? Ask around and get the best deal. Simple things for an enjoyable time. but here is where my personal experience comes, which makes the TV-makers’ grumbles null and void. They can have a programme which gives the trials and tribulations of three people per show. I can speak for thousands. for years, I was resident host in Churchills bar, los Cristianos, and in that time I never heard one complaint of a holiday nightmare. In saying that, we had our usual half-beer couple all night who sat there without a smile on their faces. but all establishments go through this, so that’s a nightmare for any host.

We’ve all been there. You wake up in the morning and decide what you are having for tea. You tell your butler, sorry fiance, and spend the rest of the day tasting it in your head. You get through the working day, survive the hassle of getting home, wash and sit at the table ready to devour your feast. And then the gammon steak is plonked in front of you and your stomach turns as it resembles a 3D baby scan! Not impressed.

but I can genuinely put my hand on heart and say that never in my whole time in Churchills did we come across anyone with a bad report. As a matter of fact the owners, louise and Dave, bless them, had to stay for hours waiting for those to drink up. Me, I was paid until midnight only, so I took myself home. but like every other place in Tenerife, it’s those owners, entertainers, staff in shops and pouring your coffee that help you enjoy the holiday that’s been paid for. And this is what should be reported on. Channel five in the uk have a great show about the locals on Gibraltar, and it’s time the ex pats who work day and night on Tenerife to help out, were given the respect. Could it happen? There’s no reason why it couldn’t. Instead of big brother, Life On The Rock would be so much more entertaining. How many times have you watched benidorm and recognised three or four characters? It would be entertainment gold. So it’s time the balance was addressed, and these shows gave time to the 99.9% of holiday-makers who fly to Tenerife year after year. Instead of Angela Rippon and Gloria Hunniford hosting a so-called travel show, they should be first in line for one of the many make-over shows!

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Nothing Blurry about Thicke’s achievement YOu would have got a massive price with the bookmakers last January on a “journeyman” singer having the year’s biggestselling record in the uK.

Robin Thicke had released four albums since his debut a decade earlier and, despite some critical acclaim, he was more famous for his duets and writing. That changed when he roped in old pals Pharrell Williams and T.I to produce Blurred Lines. Aided by a sexy video featuring barelyclothed models, he had the smash of the year. The song raced to No.1, selling 300,000 units in a matter of days. It would lead the way for some strong-selling singles in what was another fine year for the music business. If album sales are falling, the singles market remains healthy. Sales of singles in 2013 came close to matching the all-time record of 186.6 million, set 12 months ago. last year saw 182.2 million unit sales, and every song in the official Top 10 biggest Selling Singles of 2013 sold over 700,000 copies. In fact, the stats get better for 2013 as every song that made the end-of-year top 20 sold over half-a-million copies. Along with Thicke, international artistes lead the way. french duo Daft Punk at No.2 and Sweden’s Tom bergling

Best selling songs of 2013 1 BLURRED LINES

aka Avicci at No.3 and No-27 were next. Passenger was the highest charting of the 15 british male artists to make the 2013 list with Let Her Go at No.4, while bastille had a brilliant debut year. They were the highestcharting british group with Pompeii (No.11), while ellie Goulding was the highest-charting british female artiste of 2013 with Burn at No-15. Pharrell Williams made a case for artiste of the

year. He had two million-selling records with Get Lucky and Blurred Lines, while his song Happy was the last No.1 of 2013. Macklemore and Ryan lewis broke out big time. Their anthem Thrift Shop was a global smash and they backed it up with the even better Can’t Hold Us. Rihanna and britney Spears both had two big hits, while there are hat-tips for Miley Cyrus, katy Perry, Jessie J, Will.i.am and Calvin Harris. lana del Rey, lumineers and Imagine Dragons made a real statement, while there was one of the great chart battles of recent years. oneRepublic‘s Counting Stars went head-to-head with The Vamps’ Can We Dance in September and it went right down to the wire. oneRepublic eventually took the top spot by just 1,150 copies.

ROBIN THICKE/TI/PHARRELL

2 GET LUCKY

DAFT PUNK FT PHARRELL WILLIAMS

3 WAKE ME UP

AVICII

4 LET HER GO

PASSENGER

5 LA LA LA

NAUGHTY BOY FT SAM SMITH

6 ROAR

KATY PERRY

7 THRIFT SHOP

MACKLEMORE/RYAN LEWIS/WANZ

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PINK FT NATE RUESS

9 COUNTING STARS

ONEREPUBLIC

10 MIRRORS

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

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BASTILLE

12 WAITING ALL NIGHT

RUDIMENTAL FT ELLA EYRE

13 CAN’T HOLD US

MACKLEMORE & RYAN LEWIS

14 LOVE ME AGAIN

JOHN NEWMAN

15 BURN

ELLIE GOULDING

16 WHEN I WAS YOUR MAN

BRUNO MARS

17 KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE

TAYLOR SWIFT

18 SCREAM & SHOUT

WILL I AM FT BRITNEY SPEARS

19 I LOVE IT

ICONA POP

20 DEAR DARLIN’

OLLY MURS

21 HO HEY

LUMINEERS

22 STAY

RIHANNA FT MIKKY EKKO

23 SUMMERTIME SADNESS

LANA DEL REY VS CEDRIC GERVAIS

24 ONE WAY OR ANOTHER (TEENAGE KICKS)

ONE DIRECTION

25 TALK DIRTY

JASON DERULO FT 2 CHAINZ

26 THE MONSTER

EMINEM FT RIHANNA

27 I COULD BE THE ONE

AVICII VS NICKY ROMERO

28 WE CAN’T STOP

MILEY CYRUS

29 WHITE NOISE

DISCLOSURE FT ALUNAGEORGE

30 RADIOACTIVE

IMAGINE DRAGONS

31 HOLD ON WE’RE GOING HOME

DRAKE FT MAJID JORDAN

32 I NEED YOUR LOVE

CALVIN HARRIS/ELLIE GOULDING

33 BANG BANG

WILL I AM

34 SOMEWHERE ONLY WE KNOW

LILY ALLEN

35 NEED U (100 PERCENT)

DUKE DUMONT FT AME

36 PLAY HARD

DAVID GUETTA FT NE-YO & AKON

37 WHAT ABOUT US

SATURDAYS FT SEAN PAUL

38 WILD

JESSIE J

39 THE OTHER SIDE

JASON DERULO

40 DRINKING FROM THE BOTTLE

CALVIN HARRIS FT TINIE TEMPAH

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THE vOICE The blind Auditions

Well worth the hangover AS another new year begins, so does the hangover. The social networks show that everyone had lots of festive fun.

The Island was buzzing - and still is - and although many artistes were affected by the annual flu outbreak, all went well and Tenerife proved yet again that it is “party central” at this time of year. Personally, I had the best New Year’s eve I’ve had as an entertainer in all the years

I have spent on the Island. I hosted a joint event between Mikeys bar and Taylors lounge on

el Mirador strip, in los Cristianos. An outside stage was set up between the two bars, a PA system was linked

into the two bars either side. It was a pleasure to work and completely different to any oth-

er New Year I have brought in on the Island. The format worked so well for both bars and the hundreds of people who attended - so much so that Taylors and Mikeys are planning to do this throughout the year. They plan to put on an extravaganza of entertainment, with both bars collaborating to recreate their huge success of New Year’s eve. After the bells at midnight, Sebastian Whittaker and Mr. D, two American soul singers, took to the stage with their new duo show,

Soul + Soul. They kept the crowd dancing for over an hour with some classic soul and Motown. The whole street was bouncing. It was just like a street party and everybody had the time of their life. This was happening all over Tenerife, and many bars were experiencing the same atmosphere. And judging by the photographs posted on facebook, this year seemed a lot busier than the last few years. long may it continue, and Happy New Year to everyone.

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THe All-STAR RuMPoT THE Rumpot pub in San Eugenio plays host to a plethora of artistes offering a variety of entertainment, with tribute artistes, comedians and singers. It has built up a large following of regular customers over the years and is a force to be reckoned with in the entertainment scene of Tenerife. The programme has been put together by owner Steve Martin, who has worked on the island as an entertainer for many years and also acts as resident compere. Steve is an extremely talented man and very humble about his ability. He is known as “Taffy” in the bar and, as you may guess

from the nickname, he hails from Wales, a country not shy of producing some amazing singers. Taffy also plays guitar to a very high standard and performs his own show in the bar called The Beatles Story. He is certainly a compere without compare. The Rumpot is a family-run business and, with

his partner karen and son Stephen, along with their staff, they create a lovely atmosphere with some top-class entertainment. Award-winning comedian billy Porter, who packs the place every week, and has been in getting bums on seats consistently since his arrival in Tenerife. The

THe Mega Rock Café, situated within the Mega bowl building in fanabe ,has been growing in popularity over the last few months. It offers top-class entertainment, a fabulous menu from the Americanstyle diner and a friendly, welcoming atmosphere. Terry ellens is the resident DJ/compere from Wednesday to Saturday, offering karaoke and some tunes from Terry, who is also a bit of a crooner himself. later this month, on 25th January, Terry and Mega Rock will be holding a charity event in aid of Help for Heroes. There will be lots happening throughout the afternoon with many of the Island’s artistes giving their time and performing a small set. These events are always worth a visit, and all for a worthy cause. Tickets are five euros and all funds from ticket sales go to the charity. Get your tickets from Mega Rock Café and support this event at Mega Rock Café, fanabe.

Rumpot is also a place you can visit during the day and has a full wifi service for patrons, and more-than-reasonable bar prices. With Taffy and his team, you will exceed your expectations at The Rumpot. It is well worth a visit while you

are on holiday here and, as a resident of the area, I need say no more. Many of you will already be aware of the high standards produced in this top entertainment bar. You can find The Rumpot on facebook at https://www. facebook.com/rumpot

THE voice is back for a third series and the famous red chairs are to be filled with a new line-up of megastars as pop icon Kylie Minogue and Kaiser Chiefs frontman Ricky Wilson join Sir Tom Jones and will.i.am in the search for the uK’s next vocal sensation. This series welcomes new presenters emma Willis and Marvin Humes who will be with the acts throughout the blind Auditions,

consoling and congratulating. The ever-popular coaches’ group performance returns this year as kylie Minogue, Sir Tom Jones, Ricky Wilson and will.i.am perform an exciting arrangement of familiar songs… The auditions are about one thing and one thing only - The Voice. each Coach picks the artist that they want to work with based solely on what they can hear.

facing away from the stage, the coaches cannot see what the artists look like – if they like what they hear and they want to mentor the voice, they hit their famous red buttons and turn round to see the performer. With the chance to be personally mentored by one of the four superstars, the artists will be hoping that at least one Coach turns their chair for them. If more than one

coach turns round, the coaches must pitch for the artist – they’ll employ their years of experience, their legendary contacts and their unique talents to try to persuade the very best acts to join their team. each Coach must form a team of 12 artists. once each Coach has a full team, they will advise and mentor them through to the next stage of the competition - the battle Rounds.

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Friday Friday Thursday Thursday Friday Thursday Friday Thursday Friday 10th 16th January 06:00 ...........................Breakfast 09:15 ...Wanted Down Under 10:00 .......... Homes Under the Hammer 11:00 ................. Rip Off Britain 11:45 ...... Real Lives Reunited 12:15 ...................Bargain Hunt 13:00 ...........BBC News at One 13:30 ........ BBC London News 13:45 ............................. Doctors 14:15.................. Father Brown 15:00 ........................ Perfection 15:45 ...........................Escape to the Country 16:30 ............................Antiques Road Trip 17:15........................... Pointless 18:00 ........ BBc News at six 18:30 ... BBc london News 19:00 .......... The one show 19:30 .................... celebrity mastermind 20:00 ............... EastEnders 20:30 .................... miranda 21:00........silent Witness

Nikki’s professional reputation is on the line in the latest episode of the forensic crime drama, as her romantic involvement with lawyer Greg Walker leads her face-to-face with a raging Bennetto. Thomas is under mounting pressure from DI Rachel Klein and the Home Office as he battles to save the Lyell Centre’s reputation in the midst of a media storm. Grieving for the death of his murdered son, newspaper hack Peter Masham strikes an unlikely deal with Bennetto’s brother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jack and Clarissa uncover the true identity of murder victim Byron Lee.

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22:00 ...... BBc News at Ten 22:25 .... BBc london News 22:35 ............... The Graham Norton show Award-winning chat show. Among the guests on Graham’s sofa are Hollywood giants Sylvester Stallone and Robert De Niro, starring in the new film Grudge Match, Oscar-nominated British actress Carey Mulligan; and comic actor Jonah Hill, talking about the new Scorcese movie The Wolf of Wall Street.

23:25 ................ EastEnders omnibus

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06:00................ Homes Under the Hammer

06:00 .......................... Daybreak

07:00............... Rip Off Britain

09:25 ....................... The Jeremy Kyle Show

07:45........................ Real Lives Reunited

08:30 .............................Lorraine

10:30................... This Morning

08:15 ..........Paul Hollywood’s Pies and Puds

11:25........................... ITV News

09:00............ Sacred Wonders of Britain

12:30................. Loose Women

10:00 ..............Question Time 11:00........................BBC News 11:30 ..........BBC World News 12:00 ......... The Daily Politics 13:00 ................................ Darts 16:15 ........................ The Great British Winter 17:15 ............................. Flog It! 18:00 ................Eggheads 18:30 ............Great British railway Journeys 19:00 ............Great British Garden revival A selection of top television gardeners attempt to inspire the nation to save Britain’s rich gardening heritage. Sarah Raven explores the relationship between the British and their lawns. She visits Worcester College, Oxford, to catch a glimpse of lawn perfection and the winner of Britain’s best lawn competition. She also discovers a radical new approach to growing lawns, with the world’s first ‘floral lawn’ - composed solely of flowering and foliage plants and not a blade of grass in sight. James Wong is determined for everyone to share in the sheer spectacle, thrill of innovation and sense of fun which tropical gardens can provide. Seen by some as expensive and too much hard work, tropical gardening has fallen by the wayside and James wants that to change. On his revival he meets a man who appears to have defied the laws of nature by creating a tropical paradise in his back garden in Norfolk.

20:00 ............ mastermind 20:30 .. Kangaroo Dundee 21:00 ....... italy unpacked 22:00 ............................. Qi 22:30 .............. Newsnight 23:05 ....................... Darts 23:55 ....................... Darts

11:30................... This Morning 13:30............................ ITV News and Weather 14:00 ........All Star Mr and Mrs 15:00 ....Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:00...... Britain’s Best Bakery The competitive baking series continues with the first regional final, featuring bakers from Scotland and the North East of England. All must create an afternoon tea to wow judges Mich Turner and Peter Sidwell, and create a complicated layered hazelnut meringue gateau with hazelnut praline. Unfortunately, burnt praline and broken meringue means that for three of them, the competition ends here.

17:00 .........................The Chase 18:00 ..... iTV News london 19:00 ............... Emmerdale 19:30 .... coronation street

06:00............ Baking Mad with Eric Lanlard 06:25..................... Countdown 07:10 ................ Will and Grace 08:00.............Everybody Loves Raymond 09:00................................ Frasier 10:00 .........................The Secret Millionaire Australia 11:00 ......Building the Dream 12:00 ............. Channel 4 News Summary 12:05....... Come Dine with Me 14:10 ......... A Place in the Sun 15:10 ..................... Countdown 16:00.............. Deal or No Deal 17:00 ..... Come Dine with Me 18:00 ........... The simpsons 18:30 ................. hollyoaks 19:00 ....... channel 4 News 20:00 ............... supersize v superskinny 21:00 ..... The undateables 22:00 ......What happens in sunny Beach... 23:05 .. 24 hours in a and E

06:00.................... Children’s TV

06:00 .......................Emmerdale

06:15 ......... Helicopter Heroes

06:00 .......................... Switched

08:35................................. Toby’s Travelling Circus

06:25 ..........Coronation Street

06:25 .................................90210

08:45...... Bananas in Pyjamas

06:55 ....You’ve Been Framed!

07:00........................MasterChef Australia 08:00................. Human Planet

08:00 .......................... Charmed

09:00 ....................... Tickety Toc

07:45........................ The Jeremy Kyle Show USA

09:00................................The Bill

09:00 ....................................Glee

09:15 .............The Wright Stuff

08:30 ..................... Dinner Date

10:00............................... The Bill

10:00 ............... Rude(Ish) Tube

11:10 .........Baby Faced Brides

09:30 ............................. The Real Housewives of DC

11:00 ..................... Doctor Who

11:00.. Rules of Engagement

11:30 .................The Millionaire Matchmaker

12:00 ..........................Babylon 5 Cult sci-fi. Earth’s reaction to the Centauris’ rapid invasion of several worlds is unexpected. And amazing revelations are made about the Shadows and Vorlons.

11:30.......................... Charmed

23:00 .............celebrity Big Brother’s Bit on the side

22:00 ........... Fake reaction

06:00 ..............Dog the Bounty Hunter

06:00.. RSPCA Animal Rescue

06:00 .............Home Shopping

06:00...........................Fish Town

06:30.. RSPCA Animal Rescue

07:10 .................... Driving Wars

07:00......................................... ER

07:00 ....................................Glee

07:00........Nothing to Declare

08:00.......... The Gadget Show

08:00 ......Star Trek: Enterprise

08:00 ...............Modern Family

07:30........Nothing to Declare

09:00 ............................Top Gear

09:00 ......................Blue Bloods

09:00.................. Hawaii Five-0

08:00................................. Maury

11:00 ...................... Traffic Cops

10:00 ......Star Trek: Enterprise

10:00......... NCIS: Los Angeles

09:00................................. Maury

11:00 .................. Stargate SG-1

14:00 .................. Hawaii Five-0

10:00....................Fat: The Fight of My Life

12:00 ..................Three Men Go to New England 13:00............................ Top Gear

13:00 .................................House

12:10 ........5 News Lunchtime 12:15... Celebrity Big Brother 13:15 ............Home and Away 13:45 ..................... Neighbours 14:20 ................................... NCIS 15:20 .............Avenging Angel 17:00...................... 5 News at 5 17:30 ..................... Neighbours 18:00 ....... home and away 18:30 ........... Newstalk live 19:00 . Winter road rescue 20:00 ............World’s Worst holiday horrors 21:00 .................... celebrity Big Brother 22:00 ..Botched up Bodies

12:30 .......................Emmerdale 13:00 ..........Coronation Street 13:30.... You’ve Been Framed! 14:00........................ The Jeremy Kyle Show

13:00 .......................MasterChef Australia 14:00 ........... Rick Stein’s Spain

16:10.... The Real Housewives of Orange County

15:00 ....................Hman Planet

17:05 .................The Millionaire Matchmaker

17:00 ..........................Babylon 5

18:00 .............. Dinner Date 19:00 ............... You’ve Been Framed! 20:00 .. Two and a half men 21:00 ....................... Tricked 22:50 .. The sweetest Thing

16:00 ..................... Doctor Who 18:00 ..... rick stein’s spain 19:00 ............... masterchef australia 20:00 .......... Fantasy homes by the sea 21:00 ............... Traffic cops 23:00 ................... sky cops

07:10 ........................ Ugly Betty

12:30 ..........................Hollyoaks 13:00 ......................... How I Met Your Mother 14:00 ....The Big Bang Theory 15:00 ............... Rude(Ish) Tube 16:00 .. Rules of Engagement 17:00 ......................... How I Met Your Mother 18:00...The Big Bang Theory 19:00 ................. hollyoaks 19:30 .......... how i met Your mother 20:00...The Big Bang Theory 21:00....Brooklyn Nine-Nine 21:30 .............2 Broke Girls 22:00 ............ The iT crowd 23:00 ................ rude Tube

20:00 ...... The martin lewis money show Martin Lewis and Saira Khan present the money-saving show, timed to help with New Year cost-cutting resolutions. In this programme, they look at the topical subject of energy bills with a comprehensive guide on finding the best switch for you and your family. Martin presents his no-nonsense analysis of the market place, and helps workers at the Weetabix factory in Northampton switch friends and relatives to the tariff that is best for them.

20:30 .... coronation street 21:00.......Piers morgan’s life stories

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15:00 ...................... A League of Their Own

11:00................Four Weddings

15:00 ...................... Traffic Cops

12:00 ............ CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

16:00...................Three Men Go to New England

14:00............... Criminal Minds

17:00............................ Top Gear

16:00.. RSPCA Animal Rescue

18:00 .................... Top Gear

18:30 ........... The simpsons

17:00 .............UK Border Force

19:00 .......................... Qi Xl

20:00 ................. inside raF Brize Norton

18:00 ... Nothing to Declare

20:00 .......................... suits

20:00 .............The Face usa

21:00 .........mock the Week

15:30 ..........................Futurama 16:30................. The Simpsons

22:00 ......... iTV News at Ten

17:00.................. The Simpsons

22:35 ..........The americans

17:30............... Modern Family

Cold War drama series following two KGB agents posing as Americans. Elizabeth’s lover helps her and Phillip find the widow and baby of a dead agent to get them away from the FBI and back to the Soviet Union. Gabriel’s replacement arrives with some important information.

23:35 ..................Benidorm

Piers Morgan’s Life Stories ITv1, 21.00

Mary berry joins Piers Morgan to look back over her life and career. The star of The Great british bake off opens up about losing her son, William, in a car crash when he was just nineteen years old. Mary, who has become one of britain’s most famous faces in her midseventies, also talks about cooking cow udder pie for her first TV appearance, over forty years ago and reveals that when her children were growing up she used to smack them with a wooden butter pat when they were naughty.

21:00 ....... an idiot abroad

21:00 ...................... Dracula

22:00 .............. The Kumars

22:00 ................. csi: miami

23:00 ............... a league of Their own

23:00 ........csi: crime scene investigation

21:40 .........mock the Week 22:20 ......... have i Got a Bit more News for You 23:20 ..........................Qi Xl

12:00 ......................Blue Bloods

06:00 .................Good Morning Sports Fans 07:00 .................Good Morning Sports Fans 08:00................ Good Morning Sports Fans 09:00............................ Copa Del Rey Football

14:00 .................................House

10:00 ............................Copa Del Rey Football

15:00 ......................Blue Bloods

11:00........... What’s the Story?

16:00............................ Star Trek: Enterprise

12:00 ......... Football’s Greatest International Teams

17:00 .........................................ER 18:00 ........................house

12:30 ............................Copa Del Rey Football

19:00 .........................house

14:30.. Dubai Racing Carnival

20:00 ...........urban secrets

18:30 .......Barclays Premier league World

21:00 ....... richard E Grant’s hotel secrets

19:00 ............ rugby union

22:00 .............. Blue Bloods

22:00 .......................... Fl72

23:00 ...........The Following

23:00 .....................ringside

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In new bbC one series Hidden kingdoms we follow the story of a young male on the verge of independence. After avoiding rattlesnakes and tarantulas, he becomes separated from his home and family during a flash flood. Grasshopper mice are nocturnal by nature, and when he finds himself unexpectedly homeless and exposed during the desert day, he faces the unfamiliar dangers of this inhospitable place. The power and athleticism of the tiniest creatures escapes our notice until the Hidden kingdom cameras get close to the action. A ring-tailed lizard and a collared lizard accelerate so fast that they end up running on two legs - an adaptation that allows for greater speed. using miniature tracking cameras alongside them as they run reveals that the highly developed extensor muscles in their rear legs not only give them speed but the ability to leap many times their own body length.

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Thursday Friday Friday Thursday Friday Thursday Friday Thursday Friday 10th 16th January 06:00 ............ This is BBC Two

06:00.......................... Daybreak

09:15 ................. Wanted Down Under

06:05 ................ Homes Under the Hammer

08:30 .............................Lorraine

10:00 .......... Homes Under the Hammer

07:05 .................... The Sheriffs are Coming

11:00 ............... The Sheriffs are Coming

07:50.... Real Lives Reunited

11:25 ...........................ITV News

08:20.......... Paul Hollywood’s Pies and Puds

11:30................... This Morning

06:00 ...........................Breakfast

11:45 ...... Real Lives Reunited 12:15 ...................Bargain Hunt 13:00 ...........BBC News at One 13:30 ........ BBC London News 13:45 ............................. Doctors 14:15.................. Father Brown Drama series based on the novels of GK Chesterton. A gruesome death on a local farm is blamed on the Kembleford physician through a series of poison pen letters. Father Brown must figure out who sent them in order to save his friend from the gallows.

10:05...... Kangaroo Dundee 10:35....................... HARDtalk 11:00....................... BBC News 12:00 ......... The Daily Politics 13:00 ..........Masters Snooker 18:00 ................Eggheads 18:30 ............Great British railway Journeys

15:00 ........................ Perfection 15:45 ...........................Escape to the Country 16:30 ....... Antiques Road Trip Antiques experts Paul Laidlaw and David Harper begin their Scottish road trip in New Abbey in Dumfries and Galloway, before heading through Biggar and Moffat to an auction in Paisley, Renfrewshire.

17:15 ........................... Pointless 18:00 ....... BBc News at six 18:30 .... BBc london News 19:00 .......... The one show 19:30 ............... EastEnders 20:00.hidden Kingdoms

09:05 ..........Tudor Monastery Farm

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21:00 .......... silent Witness Forensic crime drama series. Nikki and Jack head to Scotland to help earnest rural detective DS Jason Ross investigate the chilling murder of a lap dancer found in a remote forest. In their search to find a suspect, the team clash with rogue city detectives DS Mike MacNeil and DI Simon Laing. But as more human remains are unearthed in the forest, it becomes horrifyingly apparent that a dangerous serial killer is at large. News of the murders unsettles new mother Sarah, who is harbouring a dark secret from her partner Steve.

Michael Portillo is guided by his Bradshaw’s Handbook on a journey from London’s Euston station to Leeds, on Robert Stephenson’s first inter-city railway line from the capital. He begins this leg in Leicester, where he picks up the trail of ‘the famous crook-backed King Richard III’, who Bradshaw’s informs him was buried at the Grey Priory. Michael finds out about the hunt for the king’s remains and how scientists managed to prove that the skeleton found under a car park was him. From Rothley, Michael works his passage on the Great Central Railway to Loughborough, where the bells have been tolling since 1839.

13:30 ............................ITV News and Weather 14:00 ................................All Star Mr and Mrs 15:00 ........................Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:00 ...............................Britain’s Best Bakery 17:00 .........................The Chase 18:00 ..... iTV News london

19:30 ..................... Tonight 20:00 ............... Emmerdale 20:30 .....Birds of a Feather 21:00 ..................Benidorm

20:00 ...... The Great sport relief Bake off

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22:00 .... charlie Brooker’s Weekly Wipe

22:00 ...... BBc News at Ten 22:25 ... BBc london News

22:30 .............. Newsnight

23:35 ................. This Week

12:30 ................. Loose Women

19:00 ............... Emmerdale

Charlie Brooker returns with his unique brand of satirical commentary, as he and his guests attempt to squeeze some fun from a troubled world. Whether it’s news, or film, TV, or Twitter, if it is making the agenda and is worth pointing a finger and laughing at Charlie will tackle it. And if there is nothing else to tackle, then expect lengthy chunks on the worst adverts or most pointless events.

22:35 ..........Question Time

10:30 ................... This Morning

18:30 ............ iTV News and Weather

19:00 .... masters snooker

21:00.............Wild Brazil

09:25 ....................... The Jeremy Kyle Show

23:20 .....masters snooker highlights

It is the day of the grand reopening of Blow ‘n’ Go, the Solana’s hair and beauty salon, and Kenneth has hired a huge inflatable for the occasion. While helping to set it up, Liam bumps into the beautiful Bianca Dyke and immediately decides that he has fallen in love. Donald and Jacqueline receive some sad news - their friend Big Donna has died. They are consoled by the return of Martin Weedon who is at the Solana for a stag party, which gets rowdy enough to disturb all the other guests. The lads narrowly avoid getting chucked out, but only by handing over wads of cash to both Joyce and Mateo. Madge is determined to stir things up with the Dyke family, while Janice, Mick, Tonya and Clive all do their best to ignore her. Meanwhile, Tiger and Michael find Madge’s tanning pills and sell them on to the stag party boys, claiming that they are special party treats and just what is needed for a big night out in Benidorm.

22:00 ............... iTV News at Ten and Weather

06:10 ........... According to Jim 06:35 ........... According to Jim 07:00 ................ Will and Grace 07:25 ................ Will and Grace 07:50 ............Everybody Loves Raymond 09:25................................ Frasier 11:00 ......Building the Dream 12:00............. Channel 4 News 12:05..... Come Dine with Me 12:35 ..... Come Dine with Me 13:05 ..... Come Dine with Me 13:35 ..... Come Dine with Me 14:10 ......... A Place in the Sun 15:10 ..................... Countdown 16:00 ..............Deal or No Deal 17:00 ..... Come Dine with Me 18:00 ........... The simpsons 18:30 .................. hollyoaks 19:00 ....... channel 4 News 20:00 ... Jamie and Jimmy’s Friday Night Feast 21:00 ........ 8 out of 10 cats Does countdown 22:00 .............David Blaine 23:25 ........................... saw

06:00.................... Children’s TV

06:00 .......................Emmerdale

08:35 ................................. Toby’s Travelling Circus

06:25 .......................Emmerdale

08:50 ......Bananas in Pyjamas

07:25 ....You’ve Been Framed!

06:00 ..............Dog the Bounty Hunter

06:00 . RSPCA Animal Rescue

07:00 .....................................Glee

09:00 ....................... Tickety Toc 09:15............. The Wright Stuff

06:55.... You’ve Been Framed! 07:55 ....................... The Jeremy Kyle Show USA

06:10......................... Helicopter Heroes

06:00 .......................... Switched

07:00 .......................MasterChef Australia

07:10 ........................ Ugly Betty

08:00 .................Human Planet

09:00 ....................................Glee

09:00 ...............................The Bill

06:25 .................................90210 08:00 .......................... Charmed 10:00 ............... Rude(Ish) Tube

08:30 ..................... Dinner Date

10:00 ...............................The Bill

09:30 ............................. The Real Housewives of DC

11:00 ..................... Doctor Who

11:00.. Rules of Engagement

12:00 ..........................Babylon 5

11:30.......................... Charmed

13:15 ................. Jungle Babies

11:30 .................The Millionaire Matchmaker

13:00 .......................MasterChef Australia

12:30 ..........................Hollyoaks

13:45 ..................... Neighbours

12:30 .......................Emmerdale

14:15.................. The Mentalist

13:00....................... Emmerdale

14:00 .................Rick Stein’s Far Eastern Odyssey

15:15 ......Defending Our Kids

13:30.... You’ve Been Framed!

15:00 .................Human Planet

17:00 ......................5 News at 5

14:00 .The Jeremy Kyle Show

16:00..................... Doctor Who

16:00 .. Rules of Engagement

17:30 ..................... Neighbours

16:10 .... The Real Housewives of Orange County

17:00.......................... Babylon 5

17:00 ......................... How I Met Your Mother

11:10 .........................Bigger Big Body Squad 12:10 ........5 News Lunchtime 12:15 ... Celebrity Big Brother

18:00 ........... Jungle Babies 18:30 ...........Newstalk live

17:05 .................The Millionaire Matchmaker

18:00 .......... rick stein’s Far Eastern odyssey

10:30 ............... Rude(Ish) Tube

13:00 ......................... How I Met Your Mother 14:00 ....The Big Bang Theory 15:00 ............... Rude(Ish) Tube

18:00 ..The Big Bang Theory

18:00 .............. Dinner Date

19:00 ............... masterchef australia

19:00...You’ve Been Framed!

20:00 ............... Traffic cops

19:30 ......... how i met Your mother

20:00 .. Two and a half men

21:00 ............... Traffic cops

20:00 ..The Big Bang Theory

21:00 ................The 40 Year old Virgin

22:00 ............... Traffic cops

21:00 ............The Waterboy

23:00 .......... cars, cops and criminals

22:50 ................. rude Tube

06:00 ..........................Fish Town

07:00 .......Nothing to Declare

07:00.............. Later Live... with Jools Holland

06:00 .................Good Morning Sports Fans

08:00 ................................ Maury

08:00 ..........The Gadget Show

08:00 ......Star Trek: Enterprise

09:00 ................................ Maury

09:00 ............................Top Gear

09:00...................... Blue Bloods

10:00........... NCIS: Los Angeles

10:00 ...................Fat: The Fight of My Life

11:00 ............. Man v Food: The Carnivore Chronicles

10:00...... Star Trek: Enterprise

14:00 ................... Hawaii Five-0

11:00 ...............Four Weddings

15:00. A League of Their Own

12:00 ......................Blue Bloods

12:00 ............ CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

12:00......................... Three Men in Another Boat

08:00 ................Modern Family 09:00.................... Hawaii Five-0

15:30 ...........................Futurama

19:00 ... Police interceptors 20:00 .....robson’s Extreme Fishing challenge 21:00..celebrity Big Brother 23:00 .............celebrity Big Brother’s Bit on the side 23:30..celebrity Big Brother

23:20 ............. Take me out

13:00............................ Top Gear

16:30.................. The Simpsons

14:00 ...............Criminal Minds

14:00 ............................Top Gear

17:30 ................Modern Family

16:00.. RSPCA Animal Rescue

18:00 .......... modern Family

17:00 ................Inside Gatwick

15:00 ............. Man v Food: The Carnivore Chronicles

18:30 ........... The simpsons

18:00 .. Nothing to Declare

19:00 ........... The simpsons

18:30 .. Nothing to Declare

20:00 .......... modern Family

20:00 ................. csi: miami

21:00 ...............a league of Their own

21:00 ......... criminal minds

22:35 .....Weight loss Ward

21:30 ...............a league of Their own

23:35 ....... The late Debate

22:00 ................. road Wars

22:00 .......csi: crime scene investigation 23:00 .......csi: crime scene investigation

16:00.................... Three Men in Another Boat 17:00 ............................Top Gear 19:00 ..........................Qi Xl 20:00 .......................... suits 21:00 .......... Not Going out 22:20 .........mock the Week 23:00 ..........................Qi Xl

07:00 .........................................ER

11:00 .................. Stargate SG-1 13:00 .................................House 14:00................................. House 15:00...................... Blue Bloods 16:00 ......Star Trek: Enterprise 17:00......................................... ER 18:00 ........................ house

19:00 .................. hollyoaks

23:50 The Big Bang Theory

09:00............. Capital One Cup 10:00.. Copa Del Rey Football 11:30 ............. Barclays Premier League World 12:00..............Capital One Cup 13:00 . Copa Del Rey Football 14:00............. Barclays Premier League World 14:30.................. Football Gold 15:00 .............Capital One Cup 16:00.. Copa Del Rey Football

19:00 ........................ house

17:00 ............. Barclays Premier League World

20:00 ............... This is Jinsy

17:30.................. Football Gold

20:30 ...............This is Jinsy

18:30 ...............The Fantasy Football club

21:00 ...................Weight of the Nation 22:30 ........... The Following 23:30 ................... mad men

19:30 ..................... Football 22:00 ...............The Fantasy Football club

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Silent Witness: Coup de Grace BBC1, 21.00 Nikki’s professionalism is brought into question during the case of convicted killer David bennetto, who was jailed for the murder of two gay teenagers. Meanwhile, in the midst of a media storm, Thomas battles to save The lyell Centre’s reputation. Nikki delivers ground-breaking testimony in the highprofile appeal court case of David bennetto, a convicted killer who’s spent the last six years behind bars for the murder of two gay teenagers. but bitter DI Rachel klein remains unconvinced that she caused a miscarriage of justice and cannot hide her contempt, especially when another young man is found dead bearing the same hallmarks of the previous murders. Meanwhile, Nikki’s professionalism is brought into question due to her increasingly close relationship with lawyer Greg Walker, while Jack and Clarissa uncover the true identity of murder victim byron lee.

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Saturday Saturday Wednesday Wednesday Saturday Wednesday Saturday 15th 11th January 06:00 ...........................Breakfast 10:00 ............................ Saturday Kitchen Live 11:30.............. The Good Cook 12:00................ Football Focus 12:45 ............................ Saturday Sportsday 13:00......................... BBC News 13:10......... BBC London News 13:15 ........................... Athletics 14:45 .................................. Darts 16:30 ....................... Final Score

06:00 ............ This is BBC Two

06:00 .................... Pat and Stan

06:30................. The Informer

06:10.................... Pat and Stan

07:55......... I Married a Witch

06:20.................... Pat and Stan

09:10 ..................Life on Earth

06:30 ...........................Dino Dan

10:05 ..................Life on Earth

06:40........................... Dino Dan

11:00 .................Fred Dibnah’s Made in Britain

06:50 ........................... Canimals 06:55 ........................... Canimals

11:30 ................... Great British Railway Journeys

07:05 ........................... Canimals

12:00 .................. The A to Z of TV Cooking

07:25...................................Sooty

17:15 .........................BBC News

12:45..................... A to Z of TV Gardening

17:25 ........ BBC London News

12:50............ Summer Magic

17:30......... Dynamo: Magician Impossible 18:15 ........................reflex 19:00 ............ The Voice uK Blind Auditions. The Voice returns for a third series, as pop icon Kylie Minogue and Kaiser Chiefs frontman Ricky Wilson join Sir Tom Jones and will.i.am in the search for the UK’s next vocal sensation. This series welcomes new presenters Emma Willis and Marvin Humes, who console and congratulate acts as they face the first of the blind auditions. This stage of the competition sees each coach pick the artists that they want to work with based solely on what they can hear. Facing away from the stage, the coaches cannot see what the artists look like. If they like what they hear and want to mentor the voice, they hit their famous red buttons and turn round to see the performer. With the chance to be personally mentored by one of the four superstars, the artists are hoping that at least one coach turns their chair for them. If more than one coach turns round, the coaches must try to persuade the acts to join their team. Kylie, Sir Tom, Ricky and will.i.am also perform an arrangement of familiar songs.

20:30 .............. The National lottery: Who Dares Wins 21:20 ....................casualty 22:10 ................. BBc News 22:30 .................... match of the Day 23:55 ..............The Football league show

14:35 ......... The Go-Between 16:30................................ Darts 18:00 ..................... Flog it! 19:00 ................... Nature’s Weirdest Events With incredible eyewitness footage and expert scientific explanations, Chris Packham continues his exploration of the world’s most bizarre and extraordinary happenings in nature. In Florida, fish are walking out of the water, while bees in France are making shocking multi-coloured honey. We find out why whales and dolphins would forge an unlikely friendship, how trees are oozing red blood, and why all over the world people are reporting alienlike sounds from the sky. In nature, fact is often weirder than fiction.

20:00 ............. Dad’s army 20:30 ......morecambe and Wise in Pieces An in-depth look at all things Morecambe and Wise. Penelope Keith presents a celebration of those famous tan-coloured drapes and that great double act who cross-talked in front of them.

21:30 .........................Qi Xl 22:15 ...... Burke and hare Dark comedy based on the true story of the infamous murderers Burke and Hare. The duo set up a business providing cadavers for the medical establishment in Edinburgh, the only problem is they start to run out of bodies and have to find an alternative way to provide specimens for research.

23:40 ....................... Darts

07:15 ..................................Sooty 07:40 ................................Almost Naked Animals 07:50 ................................Almost Naked Animals 08:05 ................... Horrid Henry 08:15 ................... Horrid Henry 08:30 ......................... Victorious 09:00 ...........Deadtime Stories 09:25 ...........................ITV News 09:30 ..................... Dinner Date 10:30 ........ Murder, She Wrote 11:25 .................... Countrywise 11:45............................ ITV News and Weather 11:55 ...........................Columbo 13:55......................... The Chase

06:00 ............Baking Mad with Eric Lanlard 06:25 ..................... Countdown 07:10 ................ Will and Grace 08:00 ............Everybody Loves Raymond 09:00 ................................Frasier 10:00 .........................The Secret Millionaire Australia 11:00 ......Building the Dream 12:00 ............. Channel 4 News Summary 12:05 ..... Come Dine with Me 12:35 ..... Come Dine with Me 14:10 ......... A Place in the Sun 15:10 ..................... Countdown 16:00.............. Deal or No Deal 17:00 ..... Come Dine with Me 18:00 ...........The simpsons CW 18:30 ................. hollyoaks ch oi cE 19:00 ....... channel 4 News 20:00.. The restoration man 21:00 .. 24 hours in a and E 22:00 ............ Finding mum and Dad 23:05 .......... Benefits street

06:00.................... Children’s TV

06:00 .......................Emmerdale

06:15 ......... Helicopter Heroes

09:05....................... Tickety Toc

06:25............... Holiday Airport

07:00 ....MasterChef Australia

09:15............. The Wright Stuff

07:25.... You’ve Been Framed!

08:00 .................Human Planet

11:10 .......... Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge

07:45 ....................... The Jeremy Kyle Show USA

09:00 ...............................The Bill

12:10 ........5 News Lunchtime

08:30 ..................... Dinner Date

12:15... Celebrity Big Brother

09:30.............................. The Real Housewives of DC

11:00..................... Doctor Who

13:15 ............Home and Away 13:45 ..................... Neighbours 14:15................................... NCIS 15:15 ....................... Flower Girl 17:00 ......................5 News at 5 17:30 ..................... Neighbours 18:00 .......home and away 18:30 ...........Newstalk live 19:00 ........... Extraordinary People 20:00 ................. Bigger Big Body squad 21:00 ................... celebrity Big Brother

11:30 .................The Millionaire Matchmaker 12:30 .......................Emmerdale 13:00 .......................... The Cube 14:00..The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:10 .... The Real Housewives of Orange County

10:00............................... The Bill 12:00.......................... Babylon 5 13:00....................... MasterChef Australia 14:00........... Rick Stein’s Spain 15:00................. Human Planet 16:00 ..................... Doctor Who 17:00 ..........................Babylon 5 18:00 ..... rick stein’s spain

17:05 .................The Millionaire Matchmaker

19:00 ............... masterchef australia

18:00 ............... Dinner Date

20:00 ...... The hairy Bikers’ mississippi adventure

19:00...You’ve Been Framed! 20:00 .. Two and a half men 21:00 ..................Benidorm

22:30 ......... hens Behaving Badly

22:00 .............. The magaluf Weekender

23:30 .............celebrity Big Brother’s Bit on the side

23:00 ........... Fake reaction 23:50 .. Two and a half men

21:00 .......Dynamo Top Ten Greatest moments 22:00 .......... Dirty Dancing: havana Nights 23:45 ............. Booze Patrol australia

06:00 .......................... Switched 06:25 .................................90210 07:10 ........................ Ugly Betty 08:00 .......................... Charmed 09:00 ....................................Glee 10:00............... Rude(Ish) Tube 11:00.. Rules of Engagement 11:30 .......................... Charmed 12:30 ..........................Hollyoaks 13:00 ......................... How I Met Your Mother 14:00.... The Big Bang Theory 15:00 ............... Rude(Ish) Tube 16:00 .. Rules of Engagement 17:00 ......................... How I Met Your Mother 18:00 ...................... The Big Bang Theory 19:00 ................. hollyoaks 19:30 ......... how i met Your mother 20:00 ...................... The Big Bang Theory 21:00 .......... The Tomorrow People 22:00 ................. rude Tube 23:00 ........ 8 out of 10 cats 23:50...The Big Bang Theory

14:55 .................Boyzone at 20: No Matter What 15:55......... Show Me the Telly 16:55.......... ITV News London 17:20............................... Ice Age: The Meltdown 19:00....................splash!

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20:30 ............. Take me out Paddy McGuinness continues the sixth series of the hilarious dating show in which he introduces 30 single girls to a succession of single guys. Descending in the love lift tonight are psychic single dad Grant from Kent, bodybuilder Gavin from Belfast, train enthusiast Baffoe from London and children’s party planner Fergus from Henley. Which of the lads will be lucky enough to bag a dream date on the infamous Isle of Fernandos? Paddy also takes a look at how last week’s couples got on.

21:45 ............ The Jonathan ross show 22:45 ............ iTV News and Weather 23:00 ................ miami Vice

06:00 ..............Dog the Bounty Hunter 07:00 ....................................Glee 08:00 ...............Modern Family 09:00 .................. Hawaii Five-0 10:00 ......... NCIS: Los Angeles 14:00 .................. Hawaii Five-0 15:00 ...................... A League of Their Own 15:30 ..........................Futurama 16:00.......................... Futurama 16:30 ................. The Simpsons 17:30 ...............Modern Family 18:00 .........modern Family 18:30 ...........The simpsons 20:00 .... ashley Banjo’s Big Town Dance 21:00 .............. The Kumars 22:00 .... Ncis: los angeles 23:00 ...............a league of Their own

06:00.. RSPCA Animal Rescue

07:00.............................. Carpool

06:00 ..........................Fish Town

07:00 .......Nothing to Declare

07:10 ..........The Gadget Show

07:00......................................... ER

08:00 ................................ Maury

07:35.......... The Gadget Show

08:00...... Star Trek: Enterprise

09:00 ................................ Maury

08:00............................ Flip Men

09:00...................... Blue Bloods

10:00 ...................Fat: The Fight of My Life

08:30 ............................ Flip Men

10:00...... Star Trek: Enterprise

09:00............................ Top Gear

11:00 .................. Stargate SG-1

11:00 ...............Four Weddings

11:00...................... Traffic Cops

12:00 ......................Blue Bloods

12:00............ CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

12:00 ............................ Flip Men

13:00 .................................House

13:00............................ Top Gear

14:00 ...............Criminal Minds

15:00 ......................Blue Bloods

15:00 ...................... Traffic Cops

16:00 ......Star Trek: Enterprise

16:00.. RSPCA Animal Rescue

16:00 ............................ Flip Men

17:00 .........................................ER

17:00..............UK Border Force

17:00 ............................Top Gear

18:00 ........................ house

18:00 ... Nothing to Declare

18:00 ................... Top Gear

20:00 ................... mankind

18:30 ... Nothing to Declare

19:00 ..........................Qi Xl

20:00 ........uK Border Force

20:00 .......................... suits

21:00 ..................... Walking and Talking

21:00 ........ obese: a Year to save my life usa

21:00 ......... have i Got a Bit more News for You

21:30 ........ alan Partridge’s mid-morning matters

22:00 ........ Grey’s anatomy

22:00 ...........al murray live: Barrel of Fun

22:00 ................This is Jinsy

23:40 ..........................Qi Xl

23:30 ...............The Borgias

23:00 ........csi: crime scene investigation

22:30 ...........The Following

06:00 .................Good Morning Sports Fans 09:00 ................... Revista De La Liga Special 12:00 ............. Barclays Premier League Review 13:00.................... Football Asia 13:30 ................... Revista De La Liga Special 16:30.................. Football Gold 16:45 .................. Football Gold 17:00.............. Barclays Premier League Review 17:55 ......... Football’s Greatest International Teams 18:25 .............copa Del rey Football 20:30 .............copa Del rey Football 22:30 ..... What’s the story? 23:30 ............ Football Gold 23:45 ............ Football Gold

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W C choicE Wild Brazil BBC2, 21.00

This intimate journey to the heart of a spectacular country continues with episode two, facing The flood, following our animal families as they face the formidable monsoon rains. The giant otter babies must watch out for predatory jaguars and learn to swim before their river floods; the coatis must eat all they can before their world disappears underwater; and the youngest capuchin monkey has to learn some clever survival skills, fast.

The Great Sport Relief Bake Off BBC2, 20.00

The bake off is back, and this time 16 celebrity Sport Relief supporters will whisk their way through the bake off tent in an effort to cook up some serious cash for charity in The Great Sport Relief bake off. four more celebrities with mixed baking abilities battle it out in the bake off tent in this episode presented by comedian omid Djalili. Judged by legendary cookery writer Mary berry and acclaimed Master baker Paul Hollywood, the celebrity who rises to the occasion will win the coveted title of Sport Relief Star baker.

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WednesdaySaturday Saturday Wednesday Saturday Wednesday Saturday 15th 11th January 06:10 ... american Football highlights

06:00.................... Children’s TV

06:00.... Beauty and the Geek

08:30 .........Angelina Ballerina

09:25 ....................... The Jeremy Kyle Show

07:00 .....Transworld sport

06:45 ....You’ve Been Framed!

08:45..................... Rupert Bear

07:45 .... Real Lives Reunited

08:00 .... The morning line

10:30................... This Morning

11:00 ...................... The Sheriffs are Coming

08:15.......... Paul Hollywood’s Pies and Puds

11:25 ...........................ITV News

09:00 ......Everybody loves raymond

09:00 ............... Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom

07:05 ...........Coronation Street Omnibus

11:45.......................... Real Lives Reunited

09:00 ........ Great Continental Railway Journeys

12:30 ................. Loose Women

12:15 ...................Bargain Hunt

10:00...... Kangaroo Dundee

13:00 ...........BBC News at One

10:30......................... See Hear

13:30 ........ BBC London News

11:00....................... BBC News

13:45 ............................. Doctors

11:30......... The Daily Politics

14:15 .................. Father Brown

13:00 ..........Masters Snooker

15:00 ........................ Perfection

18:00 ................Eggheads

15:45 ...........................Escape to the Country

18:30 ............Great British railway Journeys

06:00 ...........................Breakfast 09:15 .............................. Wanted Down Under 10:00 .................. Homes Under the Hammer

16:30 ............................Antiques Road Trip 17:15 ........................... Pointless 18:00 ........ BBc News at six 18:30 .... BBc london News 19:00 .......... The one show 20:00 ............... EastEnders After getting her feelings out in the open, Carol decides to do what is going to make her happy. Phil knows he has to show his commitment, but will he be honest? Masood struggles to come to terms with the changes in his life and takes extreme action.

20:30 ......... Waterloo road School-based drama. In an attempt to resolve her money worries, Carol gets a temporary job in the school kitchen, until George gets in the way. Meanwhile, Nikki considers the future of her relationship with Vix, and George and Christine go on a date to the theatre.

21:30 ........................ live at the apollo 22:00 ...... BBc News at Ten 22:25 ... BBc london News 22:35 ................ a Question of sport Sue Barker hosts the fast-paced sports quiz. Regular team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell are joined by Olympic heptathlete champion Denise Lewis, England batsman Mark Butcher, world champion canoeist David Florence and champion swimmer Mark Foster.

23:05 ......... Tropic Thunder

06:00 ................ Homes Under the Hammer

06:00 .......................... Daybreak

07:00............. The Sheriffs are Coming

Michael Portillo is guided by his Bradshaw’s Handbook on a journey from London’s Euston station to Leeds, on Robert Stephenson’s first inter-city railway line from the capital. Heading north, Michael stops in Northampton, the land of shoemakers, where Victorian ‘clickers’ have been making shoes for more than 130 years. In Rugby, Michael discovers the legacy of Dr Thomas Arnold and trains with the school’s 1st XV before heading to Coventry, where he finds out how the city’s craftsmen learned to adapt to survive. Michael ends this leg of his journey in Nuneaton, birthplace of an author whose identity was once a closely guarded secret.

Celebrities take on baking challenges for Sport Relief. Omid Djalili is host of the Bake Off tent. This time, those facing the judges are Olivier awardwinning singer Michael Ball, broadcaster and co-founder of Comic Relief Emma Freud, singer and presenter Jamelia and Olympic gold-medallist Victoria Pendleton. As they warm up for their baking marathon, so does the rivalry between Emma and Michael, but only one can win the Star Baker Apron.

21:00............Wild Brazil

11:30 ................... This Morning 13:30 ............................ITV News and Weather 14:00 ................................All Star Mr and Mrs Fern Britton and Phillip Schofield submit three more celebrity couples to some cheeky relationship scrutiny. Today, Loose Woman Denise Welch and hubby Tim Healy, Gareth Gates and his wife Suzanne and Nicholas Parsons and wife Annie battle it out to see who knows the most about their respective other halves in a bid to win money for their favourite charities.

15:00 ........................Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:00................................Britain’s Best Bakery Three bakeries from Oxfordshire and Gloucestershire come under scrutiny in the competitive baking series. A French patissier grapples with a British classic - the humble sausage roll. Two cheeky baking brothers hope to charm with their lardy cake, while an artisan mother and son duo attempt their first genoise sponge.

19:00 ................... Nature’s Weirdest Events 20:00 ...The Great sport relief Bake off

08:30............................. Lorraine

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17:00 .........................The Chase

22:30 .............. Newsnight 23:20 .....masters snooker highlights

10:30 ...................... The Big Bang Theory 11:25 ...........The simpsons 11:55 ...........The simpsons 12:30 .................. The Taste 13:30 .....channel 4 racing 16:05 ....... channel 4 News 16:35 .. come Dine with me 17:10 .. come Dine with me 17:40 .. come Dine with me 18:10 .. come Dine with me 18:45 .. come Dine with me 19:15 ....crocodile Dundee 21:00 .................. hostages

07:00 ....................................Glee

11:00.................................Access 11:05 ... Celebrity Big Brother 12:30 ... World’s Busiest Hotel 13:25 ........Police Interceptors 14:30 ................Columbo: How to Dial a Murder 16:05 ..........Diagnosis Murder 18:05 ...mr and mrs murder 19:00 ...................... csi: NY 19:45 .......................... Ncis 21:40 ...... 5 News Weekend 21:45 ................... celebrity Big Brother

08:50 ...............................The Bill

14:30 ...........................Curly Sue

09:50................................The Bill

16:30 ...................... You’ve Been Framed!

10:50 ....................... Eastenders’ Greatest Exits

17:00 ...................... You’ve Been Framed!

13:15 ..............Motorway Cops

17:30 ...................... You’ve Been Framed!

15:45 ..............Motorway Cops

18:30 .......... Evan almighty

David Attenborough reveals the vast wildnerness of the polar regions and their inhabitants. At the North Pole, the sun returns after six months of darkness.

20:30 ..................Tomorrow Never Dies James Bond 007 action thriller in which a media baron sets about triggering World War III so that his 24-hour news network can profit from exclusive coverage of the conflict. As an international crisis looms, Bond is shaken from his extracurricular duties and stirred into action.

22:50 .............. The magaluf Weekender

19:00 .... Dynamo: magician impossible 20:00 ..................... Dynamo Top Ten Greatest moments 21:00 ............... The animal

11:30 .........The Mindy Project 12:00 ......................... How I Met Your Mother 13:00 ............... Rude(Ish) Tube 15:00 ....The Big Bang Theory 16:00..................... 2 Broke Girls 17:00.. Rules of Engagement 18:00 .......... how i met Your mother 18:30 ......... how i met Your mother 19:00 ...................... The Big Bang Theory 20:00 ........... The Tomorrow People 21:00 ..........What happens in Vegas 23:00 ....................... The Big Bang Theory

06:30....... Nothing to Declare

06:00....................The Mortified Sessions

06:00 .................. Football Gold

07:35.................... Ace of Cakes

06:30................... The Mortified Sessions

06:30.................................... FL72

11:00 ............................ Flip Men

14:00...................... The Biggest Loser USA

11:30 ............................ Flip Men

15:00 ..................The Face USA

12:30......... Lizard Lick Towing

13:00 ........................ Neverland

16:00 .......Nothing to Declare

13:00 ............................Top Gear

14:45 ..........................Futurama

16:30....... Nothing to Declare

14:00 ............................Top Gear

15:00........ Kingdom of Plants

17:30....... Nothing to Declare

15:00 .............Storage Hunters

16:00.............. Inside RAF Brize Norton

18:00 .. Nothing to Declare

15:30 .............Storage Hunters

18:30 .. Nothing to Declare

16:00......... Lizard Lick Towing

17:00.............. All Aboard: East Coast Trains

20:00 .......csi: crime scene investigation

17:00 ............................Top Gear 19:00 ....... storage hunters

21:00 ..................... Dracula

20:00 .......................... Qi Xl

22:00 ........................Bones

21:00 .......... Not Going out

23:00 .......csi: crime scene investigation

23:00 ..........mock the Week

23:40 ................ road Wars

18:00 ........... Frozen Planet

09:30... Rules of Engagement

07:10 .................... Ace of Cakes

11:00............... Four Weddings

21:40 ....... an idiot abroad

17:00 .................. Frozen Planet

09:00... Rules of Engagement

06:00 .......Nothing to Declare

10:00 .............Storage Hunters

19:00 ... The mask of Zorro

14:30 ..............Motorway Cops

08:00 ....................................Glee

22:40 ........ motorway cops

08:00.. RSPCA Animal Rescue

18:00 ...........The simpsons

07:55 ...............................The Bill

06:25........................ Ugly Betty

23:55 .........The interpreter

07:30 .......Nothing to Declare

12:00 ..............World Wrestling Entertainment Superstars

07:10 .......................... Charmed

12:25 ..............................Step Up

09:00............................ Top Gear

19:30 ..... coronation street

06:30 ................The Sarah Jane Adventures 06:55 ...............................The Bill

08:00............................ Top Gear

10:00...................... Soccer A.M.

06:00 .......................... Switched

09:25....................... Emmerdale Omnibus

07:00........Nothing to Declare

19:00 ............... Emmerdale

23:40 ....................The cube

10:35 ...........................Slugterra

06:00 ....................................Glee

09:00.............Sky Sports Game Changers

22:35 ............ The Jonathan ross show

10:00................Power Rangers: Megaforce

22:00 ..................... Wanted

18:30 ............ iTV News and Weather

22:00 ............... iTV News at Ten and Weather

09:30......................... LazyTown

22:45 ..............celebrity Big Brother’s Bit on the Psych

08:00 ...................... The Fantasy Football Club

When wealthy farmer Martin Strickland is covered in truffle oil and mauled to death by a wild boar, the investigation leads to restaurant Wyvern House and its tyrannical celebrity chef Ruth Cameron. Secrets from the past surface and the killer strikes again - but the poison spreads wider than its intended target.

22:00 .......mock the Week

10:00 ......... how i met Your mother

18:00 ..... iTV News london

20:00 ... midsomer murders

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09:30 ......... how i met Your mother

09:15 .......................Jelly Jamm

06:00................ The Sarah Jane Adventures

12:00......... Lizard Lick Towing

23:40 ..........................Qi Xl

07:00.............. The Guest Wing 08:00 ............................. Seinfeld 09:00 ........ Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations

23:30 ................. rude Tube

06:15.................. Football Gold 07:30............. Barclays Premier League 08:00 ...................... The Fantasy Football Club 09:00 ............. Game Changers

10:00 ........ Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations

10:00...................... Soccer A.M.

12:00 .........................................ER

14:30 ................Saturday Night Football: Team Talk

13:00 .........................................ER 14:00..........................................ER 15:00...................... Blue Bloods 18:00... star Trek: Enterprise 20:00 ....................... smash 21:00 .... Boardwalk Empire 22:15 ...........The Following 23:15 ................This is Jinsy 23:45 ................This is Jinsy

12:00 ............................. Football

15:00 ................. Gillette Soccer Saturday 17:00 ......Ford Saturday Night Football Live 20:00 ......... saturday Night Football: Game of the Day 22:00 ......... saturday Night Football: match choice 23:30 .......................... Fl72

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W C choicE Splash! ITv1, 19.00

Splash! returns to ITV with olympic bronze medal and british and european Championship winner Tom Daley. Hosted by Gabby logan and Vernon kay another set of celebrities will be pitched against each other to prove what goes up must come down as they learn to dive. The second show sees boyzone’s keith Duffy, TV Presenter Anna Williamson, singer and actress Toyah Willcox, TV and radio presenter Paul Ross and former rugby league and rugby union player Martin offiah go up against each other. Splash! sees the celebrities mix determination, drive and daredevil stunts after being trained by a team of professional coaches. As they push their limits and overcome their fears will they master the grace, skill, athleticism and accuracy needed, to perform dives from the high board?

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Sunday Sunday Tuesday Tuesday Sunday Tuesday Sunday Tuesday Sunday14th 12th January 06:00 ............ This is BBC Two

06:00 .................... Pat and Stan

07:35........... Match of the Day

06:40 ....... A Woman’s Secret

06:10 .................... Pat and Stan

09:00 ......................The Andrew Marr Show

08:05 ...................Monty Don’s French Gardens

06:20 .................... Pat and Stan

10:00 .........The Big Questions

09:05.................... Countryfile

11:00 ...............Sunday Politics

10:00 ..........Saturday Kitchen Best Bites

06:40........................... Dino Dan

06:00 ...........................Breakfast

12:15 ...................MOTD2 Extra 13:00 .........................BBC News 13:15....................... Moving On 14:00 ...................Bargain Hunt 14:45 ...... Real Lives Reunited 15:15 ...........................Escape to the Country 16:00 ...............Songs of Praise 16:35 .................. Dolphins: Spy in the Pod 17:35......................... BBC News 17:50 ........ BBC London News 18:00 ............... countryfile 19:00 ................... celebrity mastermind 19:30 .....................antiques roadshow 20:30 ................... sherlock 22:00 ................. BBc News 22:15 ... BBc london News 22:25 .................... match of the Day 2 Mark Chapman introduces Premier League highlights, with Newcastle United in action against Manchester City and Stoke City playing Liverpool. Manchester City declared their intent to regain the title they won in 2011-12 by beating Newcastle 4-0 in their first match of the current campaign. However, Alan Pardew’s men have recovered from that disastrous start to climb the table, thanks largely to the goal-scoring form of France striker Loic Remy. But City boast plenty of firepower themselves, with Sergio Aguero, Alvaro Negredo and Edin Dzeko all proven finishers. Liverpool’s victory against Stoke in August was the first of three successive 1-0 wins for Brendan Rodgers’ side. However, the Reds know from experience that the Potters are tough nuts to crack on home turf - Liverpool have lost their last three Premier League games at the Stadium of Light. Mark and guests also look back at the goals from Saturday’s seven matches.

23:25 ......... The revolution Will be Televise

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11:30 ..........Paul Hollywood’s Pies and Puds

06:30 ...........................Dino Dan 06:50........................... Canimals 06:55............................ Canimals 07:05 ........................... Canimals

12:15 ..........Paul Hollywood’s Pies and Puds

07:15 ..................................Sooty

13:00.......... Masters Snooker

07:40 ................................Almost Naked Animals

17:00..................... Ski Sunday

07:25 ..................................Sooty

06:25 ..................... Countdown 07:10 ................ Will and Grace 08:00 ............Everybody Loves Raymond 08:30 ............Everybody Loves Raymond 09:00 ................................Frasier 10:00 .........................The Secret Millionaire Australia 11:00 ......Building the Dream 12:00............. Channel 4 News Summary 12:05 ..... Come Dine with Me 14:10 ......... A Place in the Sun 15:10 ..................... Countdown 16:00 ..............Deal or No Deal 17:00 ..... Come Dine with Me 18:00 ...........The simpsons 18:30 ................. hollyoaks 19:00 ....... channel 4 News 20:00 ... location, location, location 21:00 ................... The Taste 22:00 ...... ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares usa 22:55 ..... The undateables 23:55 ............ random acts

06:00.................... Children’s TV

23:00 .............celebrity Big Brother’s Bit on the side

21:00. Tomorrow Never Dies

Graham Bell and Ed Leigh introduce more Winter Sport action from the beautiful Swiss ski resort of Adelboden. The men’s giant slalom on the Kuonisbargli run is considered one of the season’s classic races. All eyes are on the giant slalom specialist Ted Ligety, who attempts to repeat his victory of 2013. The American has owned this event in recent years and will be looking to hit form just weeks before the Winter Olympics in Sochi. Also concentrating on all things Olympic is British snowboarding legend Jenny Jones. Ed Leigh catches up with the Bristolian, who has been a British snowboarding trailblazer for over a decade but is only just about to make her Olympic debut.

07:50................................ Almost Naked Animals

17:45 ................................ Darts

13:35 .................... Catchphrase

20:00 .... The Tea Trail with simon reeve

14:20 ............................... Splash!

06:00.............. Dog the Bounty Hunter

15:50.......... All Star Mr and Mr

Adventurer and journalist Simon Reeve heads to east Africa to uncover the stories behind Britain’s favourite drink. Britons consume millions of cups of tea each day, but how many know where the tea comes from? Perhaps surprisingly, most of the leaves in everyday teabags do not come from India or China but are bought at an auction in the coastal city of Mombasa in Kenya. From here, Simon follows the tea trail through the epic landscapes of Kenya and Uganda and meets some of the millions of people who pick, pack and transport tea.

08:05 ................... Horrid Henry 08:15 ................... Horrid Henry 08:30.......................... Victorious 09:00 ...........Deadtime Stories 09:25........................... ITV News 09:30 ........................Dickinson’s Real Deal 10:30 ........ Murder, She Wrote 11:30 ............................ITV News and Weather

06:00 .......................Emmerdale

06:15 ......... Helicopter Heroes

06:00 .......................... Switched

08:45...... Bananas in Pyjamas

06:25 ..........Coronation Street

06:25 .................................90210

09:00....................... Tickety Toc

07:25 ....You’ve Been Framed!

07:00 .......................MasterChef Australia

09:15............. The Wright Stuff

07:45........................ The Jeremy Kyle Show USA

08:00 .................Human Planet

08:00 .......................... Charmed

09:00............................... The Bill

09:00.................................... Glee

08:30..................... Dinner Date

11:00 ..................... Doctor Who

10:00............... Rude(Ish) Tube

11:10 ...................World’s Worst Holiday Horrors 12:10........ 5 News Lunchtime 12:15 ... Celebrity Big Brother 13:15............ Home and Away 13:45 ..................... Neighbours 14:15 ................................... NCIS 15:15................ Too Late to Say Goodbye 17:00...................... 5 News at 5 17:30..................... Neighbours 18:00 ....... home and away 18:30 ............Newstalk live 19:00..highland Emergency 20:00 ...... Gibraltar: Britain in the sun 21:00..celebrity Big Brother 22:00 .... autopsy: Whitney houston’s last hours

09:30 ............................. The Real Housewives of DC 10:30 .... The Real Housewives of Orange County 11:30..................The Millionaire Matchmaker 12:30 .......................Emmerdale

David Tennant’s Time Lord lands in 1926. Why did Agatha Christie disappear for ten days? Was it amnesia, a nervous breakdown, or a giant alien wasp!?

12:00 ..........................Babylon 5 13:00 ....MasterChef Australia 14:00 ........... Rick Stein’s Spain

13:00 ..........Coronation Street

15:00 .................Human Planet

14:00........................ The Jeremy Kyle Show

16:00..................... Doctor Who 17:00.......................... Babylon 5

16:10 .... The Real Housewives of Orange County

18:00 ..... rick stein’s spain

17:05 .................The Millionaire Matchmaker 18:00 .............. Dinner Date 19:00 ......................... You’ve Been Framed! 20:00 .. Two and a half men

07:10 ........................ Ugly Betty

11:00 .. Rules of Engagement 11:30 .......................... Charmed 12:30 ..........................Hollyoaks 13:00 ......................... How I Met Your Mother 13:30 ......................... How I Met Your Mother 14:00 ....The Big Bang Theory 15:00............... Rude(Ish) Tube 16:00 .. Rules of Engagement

19:00 ............... masterchef australia

17:00 ......................... How I Met Your Mother

20:00 .... Who Do You Think You are? usa

18:00...The Big Bang Theory 19:00 ................. hollyoaks

21:00 ............................ life

19:30 ......... how i met Your mother

22:00 ...........Nature’s Great Events

20:00...The Big Bang Theory 21:00... Big momma’s house

23:30 .. Two and a half men

23:00 .......Dynamo Top Ten Greatest moments

06:00 ................................ RSPCA Animal Rescue

06:00 .............Home Shopping

06:00 ..........................Fish Town

07:10 .................... Driving Wars

07:00 ....................................Glee

07:00....... Nothing to Declare

07:00 .........................................ER

06:00................ Good Morning Sports Fans

08:00 ..........The Gadget Show

16:50......................... The Chase: Celebrity Special

08:00............... Modern Family

08:00 ................................ Maury

09:00 ............................Top Gear

08:00 ............................Star Trek: Enterprise

08:30 ...............Modern Family 09:00 .................. Hawaii Five-0

11:00 ...................... Traffic Cops

09:00 ......................Blue Bloods

17:50 .......... ITV News London

10:00 ...................Fat: The Fight of My Life

18:00 ............ iTV News and Weather

10:00 ......... NCIS: Los Angeles

11:00 ...............Four Weddings

12:00 ........ Three Men in More Than One Boat

10:00 ............................Star Trek: Enterprise

14:00 .................. Hawaii Five-0

13:00 ............................Top Gear

15:00 ........................... A League of Their Own

12:00 ............ CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

11:00 .................. Stargate SG-1

18:15.......Dancing on ice

14:00............................ Top Gear

12:00 ......................Blue Bloods

15:00 ...................... Traffic Cops

13:00 .................................House

15:30.......................... Futurama

13:00 ............ CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

14:00 .................................House

16:30 ................. The Simpsons

14:00............... Criminal Minds

16:00 ........ Three Men in More Than One Boat

17:30............... Modern Family

16:00................................ RSPCA Animal Rescue

17:00 ............................Top Gear

16:00 ......Star Trek: Enterprise

17:00 .............UK Border Force

18:00 .................... Top Gear

17:00 .........................................ER

20:00 ........all aboard: East coast Trains

19:00 .................... Flip men

18:00 ........................house

21:00 ................ road Wars

18:30 ... Nothing to Declare

20:00 .......................... suits

19:00 ........................house

22:00 ...................Brit cops: Frontline crime

21:00 .....in the line of Fire

21:00 ..........................Qi Xl

20:00 ...........urban secrets

22:00 .........mock the Week

21:00 ....................... awake

23:20 ......... Never mind the Buzzcocks

22:00 ........... The Following

11:35.......................... Inside the National Trust

23:00 ................. rude Tube

12:35 .................. The Crocodile Hunter Diaries

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19:45 ...........all star Family Fortunes 20:30 ..........Dancing on ice 21:00 ...........all New it’ll be alright on the Night’s Best of the Worst

22:00 ............ iTV News and 21:00.............operation CW Weather Grand canyon choicE with Dan snow 22:15 .....Birds of a Feather 22:00 ................. let me in 22:45 .......... Piers morgan’s life stories 23:50 .....masters snooker highlights 23:45 .......... river monsters

Operation Grand Canyon With dan Snow BBC2, 21.00

Dan Snow and team continue down the Grand Canyon in antique wooden boats as they rediscover one of the Wild West’s great adventures of discovery. Tucked in the South West corner of America, no one had ever attempted to brave the Grand Canyon and its many dangerous rapids until 1869, when a band of Wild West pioneers took it on. Nine men, led by a onearmed civil war veteran, Major John Wesley Powell, entered one of the world’s deepest gorges. All ran close to starvation, while some attempted to escape the canyon and were never seen again. Through Powell’s expedition and his scientific survey of the river and the surrounding geology, what had been called ‘The Great unknown’ became part of the map of America. but, since 1869, no one has ever attempted to navigate all 280 miles of the Grand Canyon in the manner of the original expedition - until now.

18:30 ........... The simpsons

23:00 ............... a league of Their own

18:00 ... Nothing to Declare

23:30 .......csi: crime scene investigation

15:00...................... Blue Bloods

23:00 ........... The sopranos

09:00 ....... Ford Monday Night Football 11:30 ...............SPFL Round Up 12:00 ....................................FL72 13:00 .................... Soccer A.M. The Best Bits 14:00 ................... Ford Monday Night Football 16:30 .................. Football Gold 17:00 ...............SPFL Round Up 17:30............. Barclays Premier League Review 18:30 ............ Football Gold 19:00 ... Football’s Greatest international Teams 19:30 .......... Gillette soccer special 22:00 ....... Barclays Premier league review

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W C choicE House Of Fools BBC2, 22:00

Pilot episode: The Conan Affair. Anarchic, surreal sitcom starring Vic Reeves and bob Mortimer, featuring the uninvited lodgers, visitors and guests who constantly wreak havoc in their home. With the help of his friend beef, bob has a hot date lined up. All he needs now is to get rid of all his unwanted house guests, so he and his new lady can watch Conan the barbarian in peace. unfortunately, Vic has broken the telly, and bob tasks him with finding another one, or he risks being chucked out of the flat for good. As a last resort Vic may have to ask his neighbour Julie for help. When Vic’s brother bosh newly out of prison turns up, bob is still nowhere near having things perfect for his upcoming date. With a break-in, a gas leak, some crisp chardonnay and the Hindenburg Stretch maybe they will find a way to stop bob from having to cancel the date.

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TuesdaySunday Sunday Tuesday Sunday Tuesday Sunday Tuesday Sunday14th 12th January 06:00 ...........................Breakfast 09:15 ...Wanted Down Under 10:00 .................. Homes Under the Hammer 11:00 ............... The Sheriffs are Coming 11:45 ...... Real Lives Reunited 12:15................... Bargain Hunt 13:00 ...........BBC News at One 13:30 ........ BBC London News 13:45 ............................. Doctors 14:15.................. Father Brown 15:00 ........................ Perfection 15:45 ...........................Escape to the Country 16:30 ....... Antiques Road Trip 17:15........................... Pointless 18:00 ....... BBc News at six 18:30 ... BBc london News 19:00 ..........The one show 19:30 ............... EastEnders Carol makes a decision about her relationship with Masood, and seeks some comfort from a familiar face. Sharon confronts Phil about her trust issues, but is she prepared for what she could hear? Alfie becomes more and more desperate to make some cash, and gets a helping hand from Shirley.

20:00 .................holby city 21:00 .... Death in Paradise Detective drama series. A university reunion party that DI Richard Poole is attending is brought to an abrupt halt when one of the group is murdered with an ice pick. With the case proving particularly sensitive, a new British detective, DI Humphrey Goodman, arrives on the island to help the team get to the bottom of the mysterious case. As the station’s newest recruit with his own set of methods, will Humphrey be able to adjust to his new team and surroundings?

22:00 ....... BBc News at Ten 22:25 ... BBc london News 22:35 ........ motorway cops 23:35 .................. Disturbia Tense thriller about a troubled high school student who becomes convinced he is living next door to a wanted serial killer. Struggling to come to terms with the death of his father, the teen lands himself in hot water after a fight with a teacher and is put under house arrest

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06:00 ............ This is BBC Two

06:00 .......................... Daybreak

06:05 ................ Homes Under the Hammer

08:30 .............................Lorraine

07:05 ............. The Sheriffs are Coming

09:25 ....................... The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30................... This Morning

07:50 ........................ Real Lives Reunited

11:25........................... ITV News

08:20.......... Paul Hollywood’s Pies and Puds

12:30................. Loose Women

09:05 ...Antiques Roadshow 10:05 .............. Britain’s Empty Homes 10:35 ........................HARDtalk 11:00 .......................BBC News 11:30 ..........BBC World News 12:00......... The Daily Politics 13:00.......... Masters Snooker

11:30 ................... This Morning 13:30............................ ITV News and Weather 14:00 ........All Star Mr and Mrs 15:00........................ Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:00...... Britain’s Best Bakery 17:00 .........................The Chase 18:00 ..... iTV News london

18:00 .................Eggheads

18:30 ............ iTV News and Weather

18:30 ............ Great British railway Journeys

19:00 ............... Emmerdale

19:00 ............Great British Garden revival A selection of top television gardeners attempt to inspire the nation to save Britain’s rich gardening heritage. Chris Beardshaw campaigns for everyone to plant herbaceous borders in their gardens. On his revival he visits a garden which is a true labour of love, originally designed by one of the most celebrated garden designers, Gertrude Jekyll. Alys Fowler celebrates the glories of the kitchen garden. More than an allotment or a neglected veg patch at the bottom of the garden, she thinks the kitchen garden should be a place of great ornamental beauty that provides food all year round.

20:00 .......................Weight loss Ward 21:00 .......... Paul o’Grady’s animal orphans

20:00 ...... The Great sport relief Bake off 21:00............Wild Brazil

19:30 ......... river monsters

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Three-part nature documen- ch tary. Three charismatic animal families, capuchin monkeys, giant otters and coatis, strive to raise their families against a backdrop of extraordinary landscapes and huge extremes of weather - a beautiful yet dangerous world full of jaguars and caiman. An intimate journey to the heart of a spectacular country, this first chapter of the trilogy sees the babies taking their first steps during a brief pause between seasonal extremes.

First of a three-part series in which Paul O’Grady visits Zambia and South Africa on the trail of young animals which have been orphaned in the wild, either through the actions of poachers or through farming forcing them out of their natural habitats. Paul’s first stop is the seabird sanctuary of SANCCOB, on the southwestern tip of South Africa. Here a variety of birds, including penguins, are cared for. Penguins are now an endangered species in Africa, with numbers reduced by 75 per cent in recent years. At the Lilayi Elephant Nursery in Zambia, Paul is excited to meet a group of baby elephants whose parents have been killed by poachers. He soon falls head over heels for a six-monthold calf called Nkala. Finally at the Kruger National Park’s animal rehabilitation centre of Moholoholo, Paul learns how lion cubs which have been rejected by their mother are being looked after.

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“You hear footballers talking about dressing room banter and yeah I do miss that. but if I’m honest what I really miss is the five minutes before the start when you you just don’t know what’s going to happen.” - James Cracknell Tonight, double olympic gold medal-winning rower James Cracknell talks to Gabriel Clarke about his career as an oarsman and as an adventurer, as well as the cycling accident which caused lifechanging brain damage.

08:40 ..................... Rupert Bear 08:55 ............... Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 09:15 .......................Jelly Jamm 09:30......................... LazyTown

06:00........................ Beauty and the Geek

05:50 ............... Peggy Mitchell: Queen of the Vic

06:45 ...Emmerdale Omnibus

06:05 ........................Eastenders Greatest Exits

09:30 ...........Coronation Street Omnibus 12:00..................... Take Me Out

08:00............. The Hairy Bikers’ Mississippi Adventure 09:00 ............. The Hairy Bikers’ Mississippi Adventure

10:00 ...............Bert and Ernie’s Great Adventures

13:10 ...........The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

10:10................Power Rangers: Super Samurai

15:30 ..............................Step Up 17:45....... The Incredible Hulk

11:00 ..................... Doctor Who

10:45 ...........................Slugterra

20:00 ............... You’ve Been Framed! Top 100 holidays

12:00 ..................... Doctor Who 13:00...................... Doctor Who

21:00 .............. The magaluf Weekender

15:00.................. Frozen Planet

11:05................................ Access 11:10... Celebrity Big Brother 12:10 ...................World’s Worst Holiday Horrors

10:00 ..................... Doctor Who

14:00..................... Doctor Who 17:00 ............. The Hairy Bikers’ Mississippi Adventure

06:00 .......................... Switched 06:25 ......... Make it or Break it 07:05 ........................ Ugly Betty 08:00 .......................... Charmed 09:00 ..............................Rules of Engagement 09:30.............................. Rules of Engagement 10:00 ......Hollyoaks Omnibus 12:30 ........................... Revenge 13:30 ............... Rude(Ish) Tube 14:30 .........The Mindy Project 15:00 ....The Big Bang Theory 16:00 ......... Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 17:00.. The Tomorrow People 18:00 ....................... The Big Bang Theory 19:00 .................. how i met Your mother 20:00 ................ Dragonball Evolution 21:40 ................ rude Tube 22:50 ................... The Big B ang Theory 23:20 .......... how i met Your mother

22:00 ................The switch

Reality show following revellers on holiday in the notorious resort of Magaluf. Cameras follow two groups of holidaymakers as they arrive for a long weekend of partying and debauchery at the Lively Hotel, guided by four colourful resort reps - Jordan, Imogen, Tobi and Ali. The groups this time are Buckinghamshire brothers Ollie and Toby and their best mate Jake, along with Preston students Holly and Lauren.

23:55 .......................... hens Behaving Badly

22:00 ............. The Butterfly Effect

22:30 ........ motorway cops

06:00 ........The Hour of Power

06:00 .......Nothing to Declare

07:10 .........................Hardliners

06:00 ............................. Football

07:00 ....................................Glee

06:30....... Nothing to Declare

08:00 ............................Top Gear

06:00................... The Mortified Sessions 06:30 ...................The Mortified Sessions

07:30............. Game Changers

13:15.................................. Holes 15:30.........................Space Jam 17:10 ...........5 News Weekend 17:15......................... Loch Ness 19:05 ...................my super Ex-Girlfriend 21:00..celebrity Big Brother

07:00 .......Nothing to Declare

10:00 ....Man v Food Presents

07:30 .......Nothing to Declare

11:00 ........................ Red Dwarf

08:00 ................................ RSPCA Animal Rescue

12:20 ......................... Have I Got News for You

10:00............... Four Weddings

13:00............................ Top Gear

10:00 ..............World Wrestling Entertainment Superstars

11:00 ..................The Face USA

14:00 ............................Top Gear

12:00................ Inside Gatwick

15:00 ....Man v Food Presents

11:00 ........... WWE Experience

13:00 ................Inside Gatwick

16:00 ............................Top Gear

12:00 ...............................Sinbad

14:00 ................Inside Gatwick

17:00 ............................Top Gear

13:00........ Kingdom of Plants

17:00 .......Nothing to Declare

18:00 .................red Dwarf

14:00 ..........................Futurama

17:30....... Nothing to Declare

14:15 .........The Mask of Zorro

18:00 .. Nothing to Declare

19:20 ..................have i Got News for You

17:00 .......... Ashley Banjo’s Big Town Dance

18:30 .. Nothing to Declare

18:00 ...........The Blackpool Bunch 1

21:00 ........ criminal minds

09:30..................The Secret Life of Walter Mitty: Special

CoiWcE 23:35 ............The crocodile 22:00......house of Fools ch hunter Diaries 22:30 .............. Newsnight

James Cracknell: Sports Life Stories

06:00.................... Children’s TV

09:00............. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy: The Legend Continues...

22:00 ............... iTV News at Ten and Weather 22:35.............sports life stories

06:10 ....................... The Hoobs 06:35 ....................... The Hoobs 07:0 ................0 Will and Grace 07:25............ Everybody Loves Raymond 07:55 ............Everybody Loves Raymond 08:25................................ Frasier 08:55 ................................Frasier 09:30 ...............Sunday Brunch 12:30 ......................... How I Met Your Mother 13:00 ......................... How I Met Your Mother 13:30.... The Big Bang Theory 14:00 ....The Big Bang Theory 14:25................. The Simpsons 15:00 ................. The Simpsons 15:30 ........................27 Dresses 17:40 ..............Deal or No Deal 18:35 ........ channel 4 News 19:00 ... Jamie and Jimmy’s Friday Night Feast 20:00 ................speed with Guy martin 21:00 ................... Fast Five 23:35 .............. End of Days

18:30 ........... The simpsons 20:30 ....... an idiot abroad

19:00 .. Nothing to Declare 22:00 ........ Grey’s anatomy 23:00 ........ criminal minds

20:00 ..........................Qi Xl 21:00 .......russell howard’s Good News 22:00 .......russell howard’s Good News 23:55 ..........................Qi Xl

18:00 ....... The hairy Bikers’ mississippi adventure 19:00 .......Dynamo Top Ten Greatest moments 20:00 ... Dynamo: magician impossible 21:00 .......... Derren Brown: Evening of Wonders 23:30 ............... Traffic cops

07:00 ....................................FL72

07:00............................. Seinfeld

08:30....................... The Sunday Supplement

08:00 ........Friday Night Lights

10:00 ............Goals on Sunday

09:00 ........ Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations

12:00 .......................The Sunday Supplement

11:00 .........................................ER

13:30 ........Ford Super Sunday

15:00...................... Blue Bloods

Newcastle United v Manchester City. Newcastle United and Manchester City meet at St James’ Park in the Barclays Premier League. City recorded a comprehensive 4-0 victory when the sides met at the Etihad Stadium in August.

17:00...... Star Trek: Enterprise

16:00 ........Ford Super Sunday

12:00 .........................................ER 13:00 ..................Urban Secrets 14:00 .......................... Team Sky: Road to Glory

18:00....star Trek: Enterprise 20:00 ...............This is Jinsy 21:00 ......Game of Thrones 22:10 ...... Game of Thrones 23:25 ...........The Following

19:00 .......................la liga 22:00 ........................... Ford Football special 23:30 ....... scottish Premier league

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W C choicE dancing on Ice ITv1, 18.15

The final series of Dancing on Ice in 2014 features an all star mix of finalists and show favourites from its entire series run.

bonnie langford (third in series 1) Suzanne Shaw (winner in series 3) Zaraah Abrahams (third in series 3) Hayley Tamaddon (winner in series 5) Jorgie Porter (second in series 7) beth Tweddle (winner in series 8) David Seaman (fourth in series 1) kyran bracken (winner in series 2) Gareth Gates (fourth in series 3) Ray Quinn (winner in series 4) Todd Carty (ninth in series 4) Gary lucy (second in series 5) Sam Attwater (winner in series 6) Joe Pasquale (sixth in series 8)

Previous show winners will want to retain their title, runners up will have old scores to settle and show favourites will want to wow viewers with their very best on the ice ensuring the final series goes out with bang. Phillip Schofield and Christine bleakley will be rink-side to preside over all the action and the Judges will be on hand to deliver their verdicts. Phillip Schofield said “Viewers are in for an absolute treat this year. I’m over the moon we’ll be welcoming back to the ice some of our very best skaters and characters from over the years.”

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Monday Monday Monday Monday Monday 13th January 06:00............. This is BBC Two

06:00.......................... Daybreak

09:15 .............................. Wanted Down Under

06:05................ Homes Under the Hammer

08:30 .............................Lorraine

10:00 .................. Homes Under the Hammer

07:05 ...............Rip Off Britain

09:25....................... The Jeremy Kyle Show

07:50 .... Real Lives Reunited

10:30................... This Morning

08:20 ..........Paul Hollywood’s Pies and Puds

11:25 ...........................ITV News

09:05 ..... Britain and the Sea

12:30 ................. Loose Women

10:05 ............................ Britain’s Empty Homes

13:30 ............................ITV News and Weather

10:35 ................................. Click

14:00 ........All Star Mr and Mrs

11:00 .......................BBC News

15:00 ........................Dickinson’s Real Deal

06:00 ...........................Breakfast

11:00 ............... The Sheriffs are Coming 11:45 .......................... Real Lives Reunited 12:15 ...................Bargain Hunt 13:00 ..........................BBC News at One 13:30 ........ BBC London News 13:45 ............................. Doctors 14:15 .................. Father Brown 15:00 ........................ Perfection 15:45 ...........................Escape to the Country

11:30 ..........BBC World News 12:00 ......................... The Daily Politics 13:00 ..........Masters Snooker 18:00 ................ Eggheads

16:30 ............................Antiques Road Trip

18:30 ............ Great British railway Journeys

17:15 ........................... Pointless

19:00 ............Great British Garden revival

18:00 ....... BBc News at six 18:30 .... BBc london News 19:00 ..........The one show 19:30 ................. inside out 20:00 ............... EastEnders 20:30 ................Fake Britain special 21:00 ................... i Want my Baby Back Reporter John Sweeney investigates the secretive world of the family courts and asks whether some parents may have unfairly lost their children forever. The crucial evidence against them came from doctors, who said that tiny fractures on their babies’ x-rays were evidence of abuse. But some experts now believe that lack of vitamin D or rickets might point to another cause for the fractures. One young mother has taken desperate measures after losing her daughter - she has gone on the run from the UK to have her second child abroad. But even this drastic step may not keep her out of the reach of social services.

22:00 ....... BBc News at Ten 22:25 .... BBc london News 22:35 ........... have i Got old News for You 23:20 .............. Who Do You Think You are? usa

A selection of top television gardeners attempt to inspire the nation to save Britain’s rich gardening heritage. Toby Buckland wants to put homegrown fruit back into Britain’s gardens. On his revival he meets a fruit tree conservationist who rescues species that are close to extinction, as well as a family in Kent whose passion for fruit has resulted in the creation of the largest collection of different fruit trees in the country. Christine Walkden gets behind the Victorian craze for ornamental bedding. On her campaign she meets the passionate people working hard to keep this gardening heritage alive. She discovers the innovations in plant breeding which are breathing new life into bedding and in Bournemouth she finds out how the council are encouraging the local people and visitors alike to develop a taste for ornamental bedding, with their edible displays.

20:00 ................university challenge 20:30 ...... The Great sport relief Bake off 21:30 ......sacred Wonders of Britain 22:30 .............. Newsnight 23:20 .....masters snooker highlights

11:30 ................... This Morning

16:00 ......Britain’s Best Bakery 17:00......................... The Chase 18:00 ..... iTV News london 18:30 ............ iTV News and Weather 19:00 ................ Emmerdale 19:30 .... coronation street 20:00........a Great Welsh W C adventure choicE with Griff rhys Jones

20:30 .... coronation street 21:00 ............. The Bletchley circle Drama series about a group of former Bletchley Park codebreakers. Following the discovery of Lizzie Lancaster’s true identity, the women face a race against time to prove Alice’s innocence and save her from the hangman’s noose. However, subsequent investigations lead to the discovery of a much darker military conspiracy.

22:00 ................ iTV News at Ten and Weather 22:35 ............................ 300

06:30 ..................... Countdown 07:15 ................ Will and Grace 07:40 ................ Will and Grace 08:05 ............Everybody Loves Raymond 09:00 ................................Frasier 10:00 .........................The Secret Millionaire Australia 11:00 ......Building the Dream 12:00 ............. Channel 4 News Summary 12:05 ..... Come Dine with Me 12:35 ..... Come Dine with Me 14:10 ......... A Place in the Sun 15:10 ..................... Countdown 16:00 ..............Deal or No Deal 17:00 ..... Come Dine with Me 18:00 ...........The simpsons 18:30 ................. hollyoaks CW 19:00 ....... channel 4 News ch oi cE 20:00 ................Dogs: Their secret lives 21:00 ......... Benefits street 22:00 .. Dave: loan ranger 23:00 .... american Football Playoff highlights

06:00.................... Children’s TV 08:45..............................Bananas in Pyjamas 09:00 ....................... Tickety Toc 09:15 .............The Wright Stuff 11:10 .............Gibraltar: Britain in the Sun 12:10........ 5 News Lunchtime 12:15 ... Celebrity Big Brother 13:15 ............Home and Away 13:45 ..................... Neighbours 14:15 ................................... NCIS 15:15..................... Love Begins 17:00 ......................5 News at 5 17:30 ..................... Neighbours 18:00 ....... home and away 18:30 ........... Newstalk live 19:00 ........World’s scariest Weather 20:00 ................ Go hard or Go home 21:00..celebrity Big Brother 22:00 ... Baby Faced Brides 23:00 .............celebrity Big Brother’s Bit on the side

06:00 .......................Emmerdale

06:15 ......... Helicopter Heroes

06:00 .......................... Switched

06:25 ..........Coronation Street

07:00 ....MasterChef Australia

06:25 .................................90210

07:25 ....You’ve Been Framed!

08:00 .................Human Planet

07:10 ........................ Ugly Betty

07:45 ....................... The Jeremy Kyle Show USA

09:00............................... The Bill

08:00 .......................... Charmed

10:00 ...............................The Bill

09:00 ....................................Glee

08:30 ..................... Dinner Date

11:00 ..................... Doctor Who

10:00 ............... Rude(Ish) Tube

09:30.............................. The Real Housewives of DC

12:00 ..........................Babylon 5

11:00 .. Rules of Engagement

13:00 ....MasterChef Australia

11:30 .......................... Charmed

14:00................. Rick Stein’s Far Eastern Odyssey

12:30......................... Hollyoaks

23:40 .. Two and a half men

23:35 ............. Booze Patrol australia

06:00 ..............Dog the Bounty Hunter

06:00 ................................ RSPCA Animal Rescue

06:00 .............Home Shopping

06:00.......................... Fish Town

07:10 .................... Driving Wars

07:00 ....................................Glee

07:00 .......Nothing to Declare

07:00 .........................................ER

08:00 ..........The Gadget Show

08:00 ...............Modern Family

08:00 ......Star Trek: Enterprise

08:00 ................................ Maury

09:00 ............................Top Gear

09:00 .................. Hawaii Five-0

09:00 ......................Blue Bloods

11:00 ..............Motorway Cops

10:00 ......... NCIS: Los Angeles

10:00 ...................Fat: The Fight of My Life

10:00 ......Star Trek: Enterprise

14:00 .................. Hawaii Five-0

11:00 ...............Four Weddings

12:00 ........ Three Men in More Than One Boat

11:00.................. Stargate SG-1

15:00...................... A League of Their Own

12:00 ............ CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

13:00............................ Top Gear

13:00 .................................House

15:30.......................... Futurama 16:00.......................... Futurama

13:00............. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

16:00 ........ Three Men in More Than One Boat

16:30................. The Simpsons

14:00 ...............Criminal Minds

17:00 ............................Top Gear

17:30............... Modern Family

15:00 ...............Criminal Minds

18:00 ................... Top Gear

18:00 ......... modern Family

16:00.. RSPCA Animal Rescue

19:00 .......................... Qi Xl

18:30 ...........The simpsons

17:00............. UK Border Force

20:00 .......................... suits

10:30 .... The Real Housewives of Orange County 11:30 .................The Millionaire Matchmaker 12:30 .......................Emmerdale 13:00.......... Coronation Street 14:00..The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:10 .... The Real Housewives of Orange County 17:05 .................The Millionaire Matchmaker 18:00 ................ Dinner Dat 19:00...You’ve Been Framed! 20:00 .. Two and a half men 21:00 ..The sweetest Thing 23:00 ...........Fake reaction

15:00 ..............Motorway Cops

20:00 ..........modern Family

18:00 ... Nothing to Declare

21:00 ..........................Qi Xl

21:00 ................. mad Dogs

21:00 ........ criminal minds

22:00 ...Would i lie to You?

22:00 ....................Banshee

22:00 ....... csi: crime scene investigation

22:40 .......russell howard’s Good News Extra

23:00 ..................... Dracula

23:40 ........................... Qi Xl

23:00 ................. spartacus: Vengeance

15:00................. Human Planet

13:00.......................... How I Met Your Mother

16:00 ..................... Doctor Who

14:00.... The Big Bang Theory

17:00 ..........................Babylon 5

15:00 ............... Rude(Ish) Tube

Cult sci-fi drama. Telepath Lyta Alexander returns to the station with the news that there is a traitor on board, and Ivanova makes a startling confession.

16:00 .. Rules of Engagement 17:00 ......................... How I Met Your Mother

18:00 ..........rick stein’s Far Eastern odyssey

18:00...The Big Bang Theory

19:00 ............... masterchef australia

19:30 .......... how i met Your mother

20:00 ............... Traffic cops

20:00...The Big Bang Theory

21:00 ........ motorway cops

21:00 .................... revenge

22:00 ...........Derren Brown

22:00 ..........What happens in Kavos...

12:00 ......................Blue Bloods 15:00 ......................Blue Bloods 16:00 ......Star Trek: Enterprise 17:00......................................... ER 18:00 ........................house 19:00 ........................house 20:00 ......................... Friday Night lights 21:00 .... Boardwalk Empire 22:15 ......set list: stand-up Without a Net 22:45 ............The Following 23:45 .......Game of Thrones

19:00 ................. hollyoaks

23:00...The Big Bang Theory

06:00................ Good Morning Sports Fans 07:00 .................Good Morning Sports Fans 08:00 .................Good Morning Sports Fans 09:00................... Ford Football Special 10:30 ....................................FL72 11:00............................... La Liga 12:00.... Scottish Premiership 12:30 ....Ford Football Special 14:00 .... Scottish Premiership 14:30 ............................... La Liga 16:00 ............. Game Changers 17:00 .................... Soccer A.M. The Best Bits 18:00 .......................... Fl72 19:00 ... Ford monday Night Football 23:00 ........................... Fl72

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A Great Welsh Adventure with Griff Rhys Jones ITv1, 20.00

“I’m setting out on a personal odyssey, you see I was born in Wales but brought up in essex and now I’m coming back. I want to get to grips with a wonderful, magical, remarkable country – Wales.” Griff Rhys Jones Griff visits the Gower peninsula, an area made up of 30 miles of dramatic coastlines, 50 beaches and 70 square miles of farm and common land. Griff ’s challenge in this programme is to provide a meal for a famous Welsh rugby player using only locally sourced food. The Gower was once almost cut off from the mainland so has learnt to be self-sufficient and use locally sourced products. Griff explains: “They say Wales is like a continent in miniature – it’s got every conceivable form of landscape and the Gower is like a continent in microcosm because it’s got fantastic country lanes, it’s got moorland, hills, it’s got caves and cliffs and marshes.” The Gower Peninsula is located between llanelli and Swansea which were once the biggest industrial towns in the country.