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Medical claims could affect All-Inclusive holiday hotels

28th April - 4th May 2017

HOTELS in Spain, including some in the Canaries, could finish their attractive, All-Inclusive holidays, for Brits only, because there are too many “fraudulent� sickness claims, says a company of Madrid-based lawyers.

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Would-be cheats warned Continued from Front Rogers & Co lawyer David Diez Ramos told Travel Weekly: “Sooner or later, Spanish hotels will increase the price, or stop selling AllInclusive deals to Britons.”

Mr Ramos said his law firm received “zero” claims from other nationalities, and that all the sickness claims came from Britons, some of whom have, allegedly, been encouraged to tell lies about the standard of holiday-hotels’ food, which affects their health.

But Britain’s Foreign Office has already updated its travel advice to Spain on its website, advising would-be cheats to tread carefully.

“There have been reports of an increase in holiday-

Egyptian who gave terrorists a helping hand to Spain

POLICE have arrested an Egyptian on the Costa Blanca, suspected of being a terrorist sympathiser and said to be helping jihadist fighters return to Spain from the Middle East.

The 46-year-old was also said to have spread Islamic State “hate” propaganda, by taking advantage of his “privileged position” within the Islamic community in the Alicante province.

National Police said he was organising the return of IS terrorists wanting to leave Syria and Iraq.

His main task, said officers, was to arrange for their return from the Middle-East conflict by supplying travel documents, cash and safe houses.

Spain’s Ministry of Interior has continually stressed that the return of jihadist fighters to Europe is one of the main threats to national security.

Since June 2015, when Spain’s security was raised to Level Four, just below the top, security forces have arrested 159 IS suspects.

makers being encouraged to submit a claim for personal injury if they have experienced gastric illness during their stay,” it says.

“You should only consider pursuing a complaint or claim if you have genuinely suffered from injury or illness.”

And the FO warns: “If you make a false or fraudulent claim, you may face legal proceedings in the UK or Spain.”

But Mr Ramos, and his law firm, which acts on behalf of the insurance industry, believes hotels may increase the price of these traditional, low-cost holidays, which are loved

by Brit families especially, because they can save so

much money.

He believes the hotels could even drop the All Inclusive holiday packages completely after suggestions that they have been “held hostage” by UK tourists.

Mr Ramos adds: “Those British citizens who are persuaded to claim are paying less than £1,000 for a two-week, All-Inclusive holiday.

“Yet they are each receiving £2,000 to £3,000 for a claim, and you can add £5,000 in lawyers’ fees, which could see hoteliers move from this sort of holiday.”

But Mr Ramos hasn’t quite got his facts sorted out. AllInclusive deals generally include lengthy contracts

with tour operators, who would not hesitate to move on to other hotel chains if their current hotels backed out … even if they were able to!

Also, all the big holiday hotels must surely have the correct, commercial insurance to cover losses, even though their annual premium, and the excess, would almost certainly increase if the sickness claims pursued.

The lawyer says: “Ten claims of this kind each month would hit hoteliers’ profits.

They have to transfer the risk to the consumer, or hotels might be forced to break away from the AllInclusive scene.”

Mr Ramos said one Benidorm hotel had

already stopped selling AllInclusive holidays to Brits because of the increase in these fake, gastric-illness claims.

And it is understood that some hotels in the Canaries are already taking All-Inclusive holidays off the market for Brits, and offering half-board instead.

The issue first arose last summer, after reports of an increase in certain companies targeting the British in Spanish resorts.

Their representatives could be seen, hovering outside, ready to pounce on unsuspecting tourists and encouraging them to fake sickness, and then claiming off their respective hotels.

Police raid on street vendors POLICE in Arona, who carried out a three-day operation against street-vending, seized more than 80kg of merchandise being sold on the Los Cristianos and Las Americas promenades.

They filed 15 complaints, yet none of the sellers was on the island illegally, and no counterfeit merchandise was found, according to a statement from Arona Town Hall.

Police Commissioner Carolina Reverón said: “The Local Police noticed an increase in street vendors along the sea-front promenades, which gives a poor image to the municipality.

“It is also unfair to those who do comply with the

regulations by paying their taxes, which contribute to the maintenance of public

services.” This operation will be repeated, to guarantee that certain

laws, established in 2006

by Arona Council, are being upheld.

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Corruption and confusion reigns in Rajoy’s PP party THE Spanish Government’s ruling Popular Party (PP) is again being tainted to the core by corruption, with amazement and confusion leading the responses to the latest scandal to hit the conservative group in Madrid: Operation Lezo.

This new “graft” probe, which involves arrests and questionings, is the result of an investigation into alleged fraud, money-laundering and misappropriation of public funds, carried out by politicians and businessmen involved in the public company Canal de Isabel II. It has already led to the arrest of former regional premier Ignacio González, while his predecessor, Esperanza Aguirre, has resigned as spokesperson for the PP at Madrid City Council, where the party holds 21 seats.

It does not help PP matters

that Rajoy has been ordered to testify at a corruption trial, although he has not been accused of wrongdoing. Numerous companies are suspected of bribing members of his party, in exchange for contracts, with 37 defendants facing charges

of fixing tenders worth over 350m euros.

True to form, though, Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy continues to say nothing about the matter, electing instead to focus on his international agenda.

He was seen on Monday

There’s no escaping it

HUNDREDS of people gathered in front of the ruling PP (Popular Party) Madrid headquarters on Tuesday evening in protest at political corruption, in the wake of new revelations of alleged graft by former regional government officials.

Marchers banged on pots and yelled: “The PP is not a party, it’s a gang.” And raised signs bearing messages such as, “Your envelope, my cut,” alluding to under-thetable cash bribes said to be paid out by businessmen in exchange for government contracts.

The protest began at 8pm and was organised through social media, bypassing the administrative channels used for filing demonstration requests.

As such, it was not authorised by the government, which warned ahead of the event that protesters could face fines under Spain’s Citizen Security Law, popularly referred to as the Gag Law, because of its crackdown on public protest.

Sanctions for attending unauthorised demonstrations,

as long as no more than 20 people show up, are, typically, around 600 euros.

But the new legislation opens the door for tougher fines, depending on how the event plays out.

Refusing to break up an unauthorised gathering in a place of public transit when ordered to do so by relevant authorities could entail fines of up to 30,000 euros.

The same day, Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy made his first statement in connection with the string of new scandals affecting his party.

They have already led to the arrest of former Madrid Premier Ignacio González, and have booted party veteran Esperanza Aguirre

out of politics altogether, after more than three decades.

But Rajoy said: “You do the crime, you do the time, as we are witnessing.”

He was speaking at an informal meeting with journalists inside the Spanish ambassador’s residence in Montevideo, Uruguay, where the Prime Minister is on a Latin American tour that first took him to Brazil.

But that was as far as the Spanish leader, renowned for his ability to avoid thorny questions about domestic issues, would go.

His main message was that it would be “a serious mistake” to generalise and suspect the entire political class of corruption.

in Brazil, where he made a public appearance next to President Michel Temer, but he accepted no questions. That’s because he knew what was in store: a bombardment of queries regarding this latest investigation into kickbacks-forcontracts back home.

For now, at least, Rajoy’s response to the number of scandals affecting his party - Gürtel, Púnica, Lezo and more - is to travel abroad, keep quiet about Spain’s domestic troubles, and deliver speeches about the importance of his country maintaining economic growth and job creation.

After Brazil and Uruguay, Rajoy visits Brussels and China, his chief concern being to appear that it’s “business as usual” at international level. But all is not well back home. Rajoy and Javier Arenas are the only two remaining members of the PP leadership from pre-2008 days, when the Gürtel graft scandal hit the headlines.

And while no statements are forthcoming from them, the younger party leaders have already expressed “indignation and shame” at the state of affairs.

Young Deputy Secretaries at national party headquarters have made a private pact to keep their anger under wraps.

But they are aware that, since their appointment two years ago in a bid to rejuvenate the party’s image, they have been sent

out to press conferences, TV studios and public debates to defend the PP’s socalled honesty and internal regeneration.

And that’s in the light of some leading party members continuing to line their pockets through shady deals. These people include Ignacio González and Rodrigo Rato, the former International Monetary Fund managing director, who was found guilty of misappropriation of funds through his use of complimentary credit cards, handed out by struggling banks.

The mood among these younger leaders is one of disillusionment, weariness and confusion, and, above all, impotence.

“What more can we do?” is the reply, when asked if there is a plan set up to deal with this new wave of corruption.

“We will forge ahead, and keep working and focusing on the real problems of Spaniards.”

The PP, which heads a minority government following two inconclusive elections in Spain and a 10-month stalemate, now has fingers-crossed that the scandal will blow over, that unemployment figures will continue to drop, that tourists will keep coming in droves this summer, and that opposition parties will run into trouble of their own.

And that, particularly, means the Socialists (PSOE), with their upcoming primaries to elect a new leader.

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Ferry collision leads to a huge diesel slick

THE Canarian Government swiftly introduced an emergency plan to minimise pollution after a huge ferry, on its way to Tenerife, ploughed into a wall of the Nelson Mandela Quay in Las Palmas, the capital of Gran Canaria.

At least 18 passengers were injured last Friday at around 8.30pm. Five needed hospital treatment, when the Volcรกn de Tamasite, operated by Naviera Armas, slammed into the quayside after hitting a breakwater.

Officials said there were five fuel pipes inside the pier into which the ship collided, releasing 25,000 litres of diesel into the sea. Other sources, however, say the total could have been more than double that amount.

A crisis meeting of the Canarian Government was held as authorities began the mopping-up operation of the slick, reported to be

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Flat-mate stabbed

THE Guardia Civil arrested a 22-yearold Nigerian woman said to have stabbed her flatmate in the chest, in their shared El Fraile apartment.

500m wide and 3km long at one point. But by Sunday, authorities said it had been reduced by about 80%.

The boat is believed to have crashed after the voltage dropped for just two minutes, according to the operating company.

This caused a loss of power to its engines after leaving the

port. It was carrying some 140 passengers and hit a breakwater as it manoeuvred while exiting the port, heading for Tenerife.

But Naviera Armas insists the outage would not have been a problem had the ferry been sailing on the open sea, where there would have been no obstacles.

Video footage showed that the ship was adrift, at the mercy of the sea. And, as well as the 140 passengers, there were 30 crew-members and dozens of vehicles on board as it hit a concrete wall at the port entrance.

The Las Palmas desalination plant was closed until further notice.

But officers had no idea why the incident took place and are looking into it. The victim, who was seriously injured, managed to call the Emergency Services for help, and is currently in intensive care in Candelaria Hospital.

The Nigerian was arrested by the Guardia Civil and detained at Las Americas Police Station, before appearing before Arona Courts on Tuesday morning.

A magistrate released her, provisionally, until the ensuing court hearing.

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Floating stable housed 7,000 cattle for hours in Santa Cruz

Phew, what a pong!

THOUSANDS of people living along the Santa Cruz coast, in neighbourhoods such as Valleseco and María Jiménez, and especially in the popular area of Avenida de Anaga, were outraged on Monday.

And no wonder! The most horrendous smell, wafting across to the mainland,

came from the Polaris 2 ship, which transports more than 7,000 cattle at a time and was anchored off Tenerife’s capital.

What made matters worse was that the boat arrived early and remained there until midnight, its nauseating stench pervading the atmosphere for hour after hour.

Alberto, a Valleseco resident, said: “The bad smell hit me like a hammer when I left the house. My first reaction was to look at the soles of my shoes.”

He added: “It’s outrageous.

The bars are pulling their hair out because no one can bear sitting on their terraces.”

The effects on businesses were confirmed by Manuel, manager of a nearby restaurant, who said: “As soon as I reached the premises, I start looking for where the horrible smell was coming from.

“The day has been ruined because customers, understandably, cannot stand the smell.”

Julio, another local resident,

said: “I am amazed that the stench is coming from a ship … and nor do I want to imagine what the sailors are going through.

“When I left my house and noticed a bad smell in the car, I thought it was a blockage in the sewers, since it was very strong and quite unpleasant.”

Remarkably, it is not the first time the stench from this floating stable has invaded the Canary Islands’ coast.

The boat docked in Gran Canaria capital Las Palmas in 2012, 2013 and 2014.

Curiously, the boat was called Al Mahmoud 2 in 2012. The following year it had been renamed Polaris 2 and was transporting about 8,000 cattle from Brazil to Tunisia. Then, in 2014, it was carrying 4,000 animals from Cartagena to Palestine.

In fact, the Canaries is a common refuelling point for vessels, and this ship, in particular, is commonly known as “The Smelly Ship”.

It won’t be too difficult to sniff out where in the islands it has docked next time!

The Volcano is no threat now

A FOUR-DAY hunt by police officers for the man known as The Volcano, finally ended last Saturday with his arrest on a bus, and, eventually, imprisonment.

He was accused of torching two caravans and a shack in El Puertito, Armeñime, assaulting his former partner there, as well as resisting and threatening officers.

Local Police were warned by the Guardia Civil that The Volcano, aka Jose FGG, whom they considered dangerous, had boarded the 473 bus, so they flagged it down at the next stop and arrested him.

He appeared before an Arona magistrate on Tues-

day, and was promptly sent to Tenerife II penitentiary.

The fire started at around 3.30pm last Wednesday. It

mainly affected the caravan in which the victim lived, before spreading to the other caravan and the shack by the time firefighters arrived.

The Volcano, a well-know criminal with an extensive police record, had been arrested for a similar incident in an abandoned hotel in Callao Salvaje the previous day.

But after appearing before magistrates, he was released and headed straight to his ex-partner’s residence.

Acquaintances describe him as an extremely violent individual, especially with his ex-partners, which is why he was jailed immediately, awaiting trial.

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Missing pensioner found

A PENSIONER aged 73, Eugenio Martínez Rodríguez, reported missing last week from his home in El Puertito de Güímar, has been found, safe and well after crashing into a barranco.

Eugenio runs regularly in the area, but last Tuesday he left his usual route and lost his way, badly.

Volunteers from Los Reale-

jos, Candelaria, Arafo, Santa Cruz, El Rosario, Güimar and El Sauzal, as well as dogs from La Laguna, gathered for a search party, such was their concern, and were delighted to find him alive.

He had suffered bruises and hypothermia, and was disoriented. But he was lifted from the barranco by helicopter and flown to Güímar football pitch, from where an ambulance took him to the Nuestra Señora de Candelaria university hospital.

Would-be killer used a knife and baseball bat A MAN aged 47, with a criminal record, was arrested last week in Santa Cruz, accused of attempting to stab and beat another man to death.

The incident happened around 7.15am when a fight broke out between them. It ended with one being stabbed various times. His main wound

needed 20 stitches, and the suspect also beat him with a baseball bat.

National Police, who assisted the 37-yearold victim, called for an ambulance, which took him to the University Hospital for medical care.

During that time the accused was found and arrested. The knife and baseball bat were also recovered. He was referred to local magistrates and was ordered to prison immediately.

Not to be sniffed at!

THIS careless motorist, who collided with a Santa Cruz tram on Tuesday morning at the junction of Salamanca Street and Avenue Islas Canarias, suffered a minor nose injury only.

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Spain way behind China car-builders CHINA built 24 million cars last year, which surpassed Spain’s manufacturing output by an astonishing tenfold.

The east-Asian giant, which has topped the list of world car-builders, was followed

by Japan, which built 7.9m, Germany (5.7m), US (3.9m) and South Korea (3.9m).

Spain came seventh on the list of top producers, with 2.4 million, while the UK closed

out the top-10 by hanging on to its 2015 position with 1.7 million cars.

It was an impressive figure for the UK, despite Brexit, and amid fears that manufacturers based in Britain might move operations to Europe.

Car registrations now streets ahead THE number of vehicle registrations in the South of Tenerife has more than doubled in the last five years.

This has been put down to the economy’s improvement in general, and, above all, excellent tourism figures.

These have continued to grow in the last few years, generating an increase in the car-rental industry and helping the sale of vehicles double.

Five years ago, in the midst of the recession, vehicle registrations reached just 4,920 units between the nine southern municipalities (Arona, Adeje, Grana-

dilla, Guía de Isora, San Miguel, Santiago del Teide, Arico, Fasnia and Vilaflor).

But that total soared to 10,314 units in 2016, which means more than 28 cars were registered each day.

And the current trend indicates that the manufacturers’

good run in the South will continue throughout this year.

So far, in the first quarter, which is not usually the most buoyant, the 2,000 registration mark was exceeded by almost 100 than in the same 2016 period.

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Cruising towards a Mother’s Day treat!

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Surbiton car thief is pinched in Marbella A MAN, who is alleged to have stolen two luxury cars from a Surbiton dealership in Surrey, has been held in Marbella on a European Arrest Warrant.

The 33-year-old, from Chertsey, also in Surrey, was arrested in England after the crime was committed in January 2012.

But after being released on bail, he fled the country before the case was brought to court. By now, he will have been extradited back to the UK.

Drowned man found floating

ZAC Adeje Centro has joined forces with the local Council’s Department of Economic Development to design a series of activities, linked to Spanish Mother’s Day next Sunday (7th May).

And among the prizes is a cruise for two.

A photo-call set-up has been installed in two Adeje locations: Plaza César Manrique today (Friday), and Parque Piedra Redonda next Sunday (5th May).

From 11am to 2pm, people can record a message for their mums and enter a draw.

Also, purchases made in participating stores will automatically enter you into the raffle for the cruise, as well as for various other prizes.

The campaign is designed to galvanise local commerce

by encouraging shopping locally under the theme “Mi Madre Es La Mejor” (Best Mother Ever).

Manuel Luis Méndez Martín, Adeje’s Economic Development Councillor, says: “Shopping in Adeje

has added value because it brings consumers and local businesses closer.

“It’s easier and quicker, and, of course, anything that helps the local economy is also a boost for job creation.”

ZAC Adeje Centro has

on-going campaigns to promote local companies, while offering prizes and promotions to customers.

Méndez Martín adds: “ZAC Adeje Centro is working well. Last month, we held a meeting with over 100 local businesses from the zone to outline details of the campaign.

“ZAC is meeting all its objectives, and our hope is that the local commercial network understands that without its participation, the campaign doesn’t make any sense.”

The councillor also spoke of the importance of attracting customers to the zone and winning their loyalty; not just Adeje residents but those from outside the borough as well, to the benefit of all.

This initiative is part of an overall, year-long plan to galvanise local businesses.

It was designed by the Department of Local Economic Development, in partnership with ZAC.

THE body of a man, who had drowned in Fuerteventura, was found floating some 15 metres from Cofete beach, on Monday at around 1.30pm.

Emergency services were notified and an ambulance and emergency helicopter were sent to the scene, but to no avail.

His body was flown to the airport, where police took charge.

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NEWS IN BRIEF Truck thief was drunk

A DRUNKEN woman, who stole a delivery truck on Sunday in Morro Jable, Fuerteventura, was arrested by the Guardia Civil.

The lorry, owned by the Naviera Armas company, was parked when the woman, who already has a criminal record, made off with it at around 8.30am.

The 45-year-old took advantage of the careless driver, who left his keys in the ignition, and damaged various vehicles while manoeuvring her way out of Pájara Port.

She was finally halted by Local Police and charged with vehicle theft, reckless driving while inebriated, and damaging other vehicles.

Cycle-safety man killed

A BRITISH holiday-maker was knocked off his bicycle and killed by a 48-year-old Spaniard on Tuesday in the Mallorcan resort of Puerto Alcudia.

He has been named as London cycle-safety campaigner Bryan Stout, 85, who was a supporter of Stop Killing Cyclists and a member of the London Cycling Campaign.

Biker badly hurt

A BIKER was airlifted to Candelaria hospital on Sunday afternoon after colliding with a car on the TF-47 in Guía de Isora and sustaining severe injuries.

Emergence services, alerted at 4.30pm, sent an ambulance and a medical helicopter, which was able to land on a road near the accident.

Paramedics stabilised the 41-year-old motorbike rider, who was then airlifted to Candelaria Hospital for further medical treatment.

Dead dolphins found YOUNGSTERS from Fañabe’s primary school 6th class recently completed a month-long course in radio, organised by Adeje Council.

They learnt about how this medium of communication works, how to understand the messages transmitted and how to create, write and record messages for radio.

The schoolkids also had a practical day, visiting the Radio Sur 107.9Fm studios in Adeje Cultural Centre and the Press Centre.

The initiative was run jointly by the Departments of Communication and Education, under Councillors Ze-

benzui Chinea Linares and Adolfo Alonso Ferrera, who both agreed on the “need to improve the community skills of the students at this stage in their education, and before they enter secondary school”.

They added that the students were learning about the importance of constructing and designing a message for communication.

The course was run in two sections; theoretic and practical, with the students, on the final day, preparing a series of radio announcements and publicity spots, and recording them in the radio station.

The importance of reading as a tool in improving word

use and adaptation was also emphasised during the course.

The youngsters also examined how news stories and adverts for radio were constructed.

The 26 schoolkids who took part in the course, and teachers from the Fañabe school, were extremely pleased with the results of what was, in essence, a pilot project, with everyone seeing the benefits of their experience.

The councillors said: “With this course, the Council is continuing to allow students to experience work practices, and also allowing them to see the workings of the local administration.”

TWO common dolphins were found dead off the coast of La Oliva and Tuineje by the Fuerteventura Cabildo’s Environmental Officers, in collaboration with Maritime Rescue.

The first dolphin body, a five-year-old male specimen, was found floating near the Bajo Negro beach, in Corralejo, La Oliva.

The other body, also an adult male, was found by a man in his kayak, near Agando beach in Tuineje.

The bodies were taken to La Oliva Biological Station, where a necropsy was performed to determine the cause of their deaths.

How was cow beached?

A COW and a dolphin have been found washed up on the beaches of Fuengirola, after Malaga had been lashed by strong winds.

With eight-metre-high waves battering the coast, it wasn’t difficult to guess how the dolphin became stranded. But where on earth did the cow come from, because there are no cattle farms in the southern region of Malaga?

Unfortunately, authorities were unable to save the dolphin despite attempts to keep it hydrated, while it was suggested that the cow had been dead for several days.

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Puerto Colón’s Regatta treat for Bank Holiday

Car-fall killer

A WOMAN aged 30 died on Wednesday after her car plunged 30 metres, from Camino El Morito on to the Los Roques beach in Fasnia.

The car was virtually crushed, with the driver trapped inside, and firefighters had to cut it open. But paramedics could only confirm the woman’s death.

An emergency rescue helicopter was also dispatched to the scene to ensure, from the air, that there were no other victims.

THE first Puerto Colón-Marina del Sur Regatta, which takes place on Bank Holiday Monday (1st May), from midday, has been announced at the Nautical Club.

In attendance were Lorena Cabrera, representing Puerto Colón SA; Juan Carlos Lorenzo, Club Nautical Director; Cristina Ig-

lesias, Marina del Sur; Fabrizio Sanviti, who has sailed around the Canary Islands in eight days; Carlos Hafner, who plans to sail around the world single-handed; Pilar Viajero, Sea Quest sail-boat and surf-school instructor, and Nicolás Zunino, representing Freebird, which is the official catamaran sponsor.

So far, 15 boats have been registered, and the official boat will be the ONE 4 U Freebird catamaran,

catering for guests, sponsors and the media.

The regatta starts at Puerto Colón and sails to the Marina del Sur in Las Galletas, and back. Regatta organisers hope to increase the prestige of Tenerife South by promoting its nautical activities, plus the ports and coastline. There will be various prizes for the winners, to be presented at Puerto Colón’s Pool Centre at 7pm on Monday.

Sponsors’ prizes include

four Helidreams’ helicopter flights; three nights for two at the Hard Rock Hotel Tenerife; a Silver menu for six at the Hard Rock Café; dinner for six at the Miishi restaurant; another dinner for six in the Oriental Monkey, plus Adeje Town Hall, which is providing around 20 trophies for the successful sailors.

More information can be obtained at www. travesíapuertocolon.com

Royal couple make a real day out of it SPAIN’S foremost royals, King Felipe and Queen Letizia, put their hearts into visiting Tenerife on Tuesday, during their second official visit to the Canary Islands. And they saw plenty to keep them interested, and busy!

They also received a card from schoolchildren with an important, educational note they had written inside.

Employment, economic sectors, Canarian sports and the audio-visual world were some of the areas visited by the popular couple, alongside Dolors Montserrat, the Cabildo’s Minister of Health.

They began their day out with a visit to the Cabildo’s Santa Cruz headquarters at 11am. And more than 300 people - children, adults, locals and tourists - crowded the doors of the Insular Palace to welcome Felipe and Letizia.

La Pureza primary schoolchildren were the first to meet the King and Queen.

And youngsters Elena and Paco presented Queen Letizia with a bouquet of flowers and a card, made by all the pupils.

Cleverly, in the card, the kids wrote a note asking for more opportunities in education for children and young people.

The pupils admitted to being somewhat nervous about the royal visit, but it was plain to see that they were also delighted to meet them.

Spanish kids on breadline A REPORT by the United Nations Children’s Fund places Spain third in the list of child-poverty countries, behind only Romania and Greece.

An estimated 40% of children live below the poverty line in Spain as a result of the 2008 economic crisis, and the years of austerity which followed.

The Spanish Government cut child spending in 2010 by 15%, which had a negative impact on education quality.

And it is believed that Spain’s elderly received better care than children did during the crisis.

How on earth was I nabbed?

A MASKED bank robber virtually mugged himself after insisting on counting the 500 euros he demanded at the cash desk.

Following the knifepoint robbery, carried out by José Luis García Morato in the La Caixa bank, in Puerto Serrano, Cadiz, he was recognised, despite his mask.

But instead of fleeing, he began to count his haul at the cash desk to make sure it was all there! He also told the cashier he needed the money to pay his drugdealer, following a party the night before … and his voice was also recognised.

Garcia Maroato was arrested minutes later by Guardia Civil, who soon realised there was an arrest warrant out for him for other offences.

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Stolen yacht was spotted Our grand winner!

- sailing down motorway

A YACHT-OWNER, whose 45,000-euro boat had been stolen, learned that it had been towed along a motorway, two provinces away, the following day.

He reported the overnight theft, from the Marina Greenwich port in the Alicante province of Altea. And the next day, an employee from his

company, in whose name the yacht was registered, told police he had seen it on the back of a lorry.

It was spotted on a motorway on the coast of the province of Castellón, over 200km north of its rightful location. Traffic police in Oropesa, who were informed, took less than one hour to track down the lorry, complete with yacht on board.

They discovered that its identification plates, engine serial number and

boat ID number had all been changed and were fake.

And the lorry drivers were in possession of a forged invoice “proving” they had purchased it! A lorry search by the traffic cops also uncovered various tools used to alter the yacht specification.

Two men were arrested and handed over to a court in Castellón city, and the boat was returned to its owner … less than 24 hours after it had been pinched!

LAST week, Canarian Weekly reached a massive milestone with its 1,000th issue, spanning 20 years.

We have been running a competition, via Facebook, for the last couple of months, offering one lucky reader a 1,000-euro prize. And Gemma Bentley, originally from South Shields, was that lucky person.

Gemma, who has been on the island for 17 years and works at Deli on the Hill, Puerto Santiago, popped in the office this week to pick up her winnings.

She told Canarian Weekly: “I’ve never won anything before! I’m saving the money as I don’t want to waste it.”

But she did say that it could well burn a hole in her pocket, the longer she has it!

Congratulations, Gemma!

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Ultra Nate Hip Hops to Hard Rock Hotel!

ULTRA Naté, the legendary American diva, songwriter and DJ, hits the open-air stage at Hard Rock Hotel Tenerife on Saturday, 13th May, starring in the next Children of the 80’s party.

Covering all music genres, from R&B, Hip Hop, Soul and Disco to House Music and Electro-Pop, Ultra Naté has been making chart-topping hits for over two decades.

She burst on to the international dancemusic scene in 1989 with her It’s Over Now anthem, and has since released a long-line of club hits, including Scandal, Deeper Love, and Show Me, which was her first No.1 on Billboard’s Hot Dance Club Play chart.

In 1997, Ultra Naté had one of the biggest successes of her career with the worldwide, platinum-selling smash single Free.

The anthemic track, still a club-land classic, topped Billboard’s Hot Dance Club Play and Maxi-Singles Sales charts, before reaching the Top 10 lists across the world.

Ultra Naté continues to produce new singles, remixes and collaborations, performing her new tunes and classics on stages around the world, including her Children of the 80’s appearance at Hard Rock Hotel Ibiza, where the party brand first launched in 2015.

Spain’s King and Queen kept on hold a bit more THE state visit to the UK by the King and Queen of Spain, scheduled for 6-8th June, has been postponed until July, said a Buckingham Palace statement last Friday morning.

It came just two days after King Felipe and Queen Letizia had been given the official green light, follow-

ing a previous postponement. The new statement read: “Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II and His Majesty King Felipe VI of Spain, have agreed that, in light of the General Election, the planned State Visit should be postponed.

The visit will now take place on 12-14th July.”

With brand-new music just released, two forthcoming albums, high-profile collaborations, and now a performance at the new Hard Rock Hotel Tenerife, 2017 is shaping up to be another big year for the original party girl.

Children of the 80’s takes place every month at Hard Rock Hotel Tenerife, with each party headlined by a music legend, performing on the hotel’s lagoon-side, open-air stage.

The party is supported

by DJ trio Dream Team Reload and local Canary Island superstars Puretas Party, as well as dazzling entertainers and 80’s costumes.

Hard Rock Hotel Tenerife is a new, fivestar hotel, located near Costa Adeje in the South of Tenerife.

The new property comprises 624 rooms, including 260 suites, which are split across two towers - Oasis and Nirvana - and combine contemporary interiors and lavish amenities.

The Rock Royalty Level, on the 13th, 14th and 15th floors of the Nirvana Tower, houses rock-star-worthy suites offering exclusive services, such as a private concierge and VIP check-in.

The live-music entertainment is complemented by Hard Rock International’s priceless collection of music memorabilia, displayed prominently throughout the hotel.

And with the Sound of Your Stay® programme of music amenities,

including in-room, guitar jam-sessions, streaming play-lists available upon checkin, and in-room delivery of professional DJ equipment, guests will experience complete musical immersion like no other.

To complement the music offering and live concerts, guests can also enjoy three pools, and access to a lagoon and a beach club, complete with Balinese beds, all just steps from the property.

The hotel also boasts signature Hard Rock facilities, including a Rock Spa®, Body Rock® gym and worldfamous Rock Shop®.

And guests at Hard Rock Hotel Tenerife will have full access to all live events at no extra cost.

Deluxe rooms at Hard Rock Hotel Tenerife are priced from 283 euros on a B&B basis, based on two people sharing.

Tickets to the Children of the 80’s gig are priced from 15 euros (£12.80), and can be purchased via www. childrenofthe80s.com.

Queen honours Helen for 35 years of helping Brits HELEN Diaz de Arcaya Keating, Tenerife’s British Vice Consul, received her honorary MBE medal at a Santa Cruz ceremony on Tuesday in the Real Casino de Tenerife.

British Ambassador Simon Manley (pictured with Helen) presented the award in recognition of her 35-plus years giving help to British citizens on the island.

“I am delighted to present this award to Helen as recognition of her many years of hard work, often out of hours and in the most distressing of circumstances, that have brought help

to many hundreds of Britons,” said the Ambassador.

“Throughout these 35 years, she has shown

exemplary leadership and has maintained a fantastic level of energy, enthusiasm and compassion.”

Ms Keating, a Spanish national, began her Tenerife Consulate career as an administrative officer in the early Eighties. She worked her way up, not only to become Vice Consul but also Deputy Head of the post.

“I am incredibly proud to receive this honour,” said Ms Keating.

“This is a fabulous day for me, and indeed, I have the honour of working with wonderful people.”

The Consulate, in the Plaza Weyler, Santa Cruz, covers the consular district of Tenerife, La Palma, La Gomera and El Hierro.

More than 2.2 million UK visitors travelled to Tenerife in 2016, and around 15,000 British citizens are registered as living on the island.

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Spanish slugs can cause havoc to gardens in UK

GARDENS in Britain could be devastated this summer by hoards of amorous Spanish slugs, because they cross-breed with the common variety to create “superslugs”, which are highly fertile.

The pests, known officially as the Arion vulgaris, breed twice as fast as their British counterparts anyway.

They grow up to six inches long and are immune to regular,

UK control methods.

Tests have proved that they are even capable of eating up to 20 slugpellets without being harmed.

The scary slugs are said to have arrived on salad leaves delivered to Britain in 2010, only to be killed off by cold weather.

But experts, who say they are capable of wiping out a garden in no time, fear they are mating with native species to create “superslugs”, which are twice as greedy and can survive both hot and cold climates.

The University of Aberdeen’s Dr Leslie Noble said any Anglo-Span-

ish hybrids are “highly fertile”, capable of breeding native species out of existence.

“When they hybridise, the British native slugs get swamped by the invasive genes,” he added. “It’s like adding a large amount of white paint to a black pot.

It starts to go grey and, eventually, if you add enough, it goes white.”

Dr Noble suggests that the best way to get rid of the Spanish slugs, and their “superslug” offspring, is to leave out a few saucers of beer because it attracts them … and they probably drown in it.

Robbers not street-wise!

GUARDIA Civil officers caught a couple of thieves in the act as they carried TVs and other items, worth 2,000 euros, across the street from a nearby property they had just raided.

The men, aged 21 and 27, who live in the area, were pinched after a resident reported the break-in. The goods were returned to the owner promptly.

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TO: Editor Dear Editor, “It’s great to see the authorities clamping down on illegal Boat Parties, as reported online at the weekend.

Utopia (formerly Insomnia) has been running for four years as a fully-legal excursion, which comes under the company umbrella of Tenerife Sunshine.com as a fully-licenced travel agent and excursion/events provider.

This includes contracts and insurances for all staff and guests, along with the correct safety procedures and requirements.

The safety of our customers is our No.1 priority, along with having a great time.

Just to clarify, the weekend incident had nothing to do with Utopia Parties.

Ket Pindoria, Company Director, Tenerife Sunshine.com

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Accion del Sol News

Podencos rescued

IT was a very sad day at the refuge last Saturday (15th April), with eight podenco dogs being found abandoned in a cave in Granadilla, and all in appalling condition.

They are now safely at the refuge, along with the other 80 podencos that we already have.

They do make loving pets, despite the dreadful way they are treated during their hunting lives.

Chocolate treats for the kids

RACHEL, from the 1st Los Cristianos Rainbows, Brownies and Lone Guides, visited Granadilla’s “Centro Guaidyl” children and handed over chocolate Easter bunnies and chicks.

And chocolate lollies were also given to El Fraile’s “Buena Estrella” on behalf of the girls.

These donations were made with the money raised at the “Easter Event”, on 1st April at Iceland’s Las Chafiras store, where the girls helped pack bags and sold home-made cakes to the customers. Well done everyone!

Jack brings joy!

Our gorgeous resident dog, Jack, has been making the residents of La Residencia de los Ancianos very happy!

Our work continues with the elderly, in addition to our educational programme throughout the many schools and colleges in the south of Tenerife.

Our main aim is to educate the children about animal welfare, in order to create a better life for our dogs on the island.

Assistance required Please contact us if you can assist in any way on 922 778630. We always need tinned dog-food for our older animals, plus blankets, towels, sheets, dog toys, collars and leads. You can call into the Accion refuge on Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday afternoons, from 2-5pm, and Saturdays between 1-4pm.

Find us here Accion del Sol is situated directly under the Ecological

Park (exit 52) on the north-bound TF-1.

Head for the giant windmills, and you’ll find us in the buildings on the right-hand side.

E-mail the refuge at teneriffa@aktiontier. org or, for further details, visit our Facebook page: action tier Accion del Sol

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Cats Welfare News THERE are many different colours and patterns of cats’ coats, and it can be difficult to choose when adopting. But why does this happen, even within the same litter?

A female may mate with many different males when in season. Because each egg is fertilised separately, each kitten can, theoretically, have a different father.

Male kittens obtain both colour genes from their mother, so the males of a litter will always be either the same colour as their mother, or a different shade of their mother’s fur.

If the mother is multicoloured, then just one

Did you know...? of her shades may be passed on to her son.

Female kittens, however, have a colour gene from each parent, so the female kittens in a litter will always be a combination of their mum and dad’s colours, although shades may vary.

It is only the immediate parents that affect coat

colour, so there is no chance of two tabbies producing a ginger cat for example, and dominant colours cannot skip generations either, so a black cat must have had at least a partially-black mum or dad.

In addition, two longhaired parents cannot have a short-haired kitten, whereas a kitten’s pattern can be inherited from either parent. Nothing of this really matters though, as they are all gorgeous!

Kittens available for adoption We have fluffy kittens of all different colours available

K9 Animal News

K9 Open Day

THE K9 wonder-dogs and cats are so excited!

K9 are holding an Open Day on Sunday, 14th May from 2-4pm, and they cannot wait to meet you, show you around and introduce you to all their friends.

You’ll also have a chance to talk with our volunteers, buy some goodies, win some prizes and enjoy something to eat and drink. Please come along and support us.

The gorgeous K9 dogs and cats are waiting for you!

You can find our location by going to our website: www. k9tenerife.com and clicking on the map on the lower left of the page.

Meet our dogs We have many dogs, in all shapes and sizes, waiting patiently for their loving, safeand-secure, forever homes. You can see them all, their stories and pictures, on our website at www. k9tenerife.com Go to “K9 dogs/Dogs waiting for homes”.

Why not visit us at K9 Refuge on Calle Chimbesque between Las Chafiras and Las Zocas any day of the week between 102pm?

Alternatively, you can get in touch by telephoning us on 667 638 468, or emailing info@ k9tenerife.com You will also find stories of our dogs, their antics and heartwarming rehomings on Facebook by following Diary of a K9 Tenerife Dogwalker and also K9 Tenerife.

Live Arico News

Dog of the week - Shaggy!

LOOK at this cutie, rescued at two months old after being thrown into the sea at Los Abrigos; yes, you read that right! He is now a small four-monthold, and needs his own home.

For more info, or to arrange a meeting, please call Elaine on 678 015653. Remember, every dog bred or bought takes away a rescue-dog´s chance of a permanent home.

Adopt, don’t shop!

Come and walk the doggies!

Join the Live Arico dog-walking club on Saturday mornings from 11am. Our dogs absolutely love it, and you will, too.

Send a Whatsapp to Eugenio on 633 717 480, and he will meet you there.

Happy trails!

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Live Arico shops Come and bag a bargain at any of our three shops: San Eugenio - opposite Hotel La Nina, at Las Carabelas, near Amanda's Bar. Open every day (10-4pm), and now Sundays!

Los Cristianos - Calle Revron, near Thistle and Dragon Bar and play-park. Open daily (10-4pm) Golf del Sur - Golf Park, just before the

lottery kiosk. Open Monday-Friday (106pm), Saturday (103pm), Sunday (10.303pm) DON’T THROW THINGS AWAY! Call Steve on 634 819410; we can sell them to help the dogs.

Join us on Facebook - Live Arico P.A.W.S Tenerife http://twitter.com/live_ arico http://www.livearico. com

for immediate adoption. We do not charge an adoption fee, but there is a contract of care to sign that you agree you will get its vaccinations and neutering done when old enough.

Many people do not want black kittens because they do not think they are “pretty”.

To encourage adoption, we arrange, free-of-charge, the vaccinating, microchipping and neutering of black kittens.

If two kittens are adopted together, we will arrange the free vaccination, microchip and neutering of one of the kittens.

You can contact us via our website www.cats-welfaretenerife.com. Or ring or WhatsApp Maria 646629129 (seven days a week, 9-6pm).

Our shop Items in good condition can be dropped into the shop on San Blas in Golf del Sur (behind Hiperdino). It is open seven days a week, 10-6pm, Saturdays 10-4pm.

If you don’t have transport, or have large, bulky items such as furniture and household effects to donate, please ring Mark on 636590557, and he will arrange collection from you.

Proud Lions ready for centenary celebration I N T E RN A T I O N A L Lions Clubs will have been established for 100 years in June, and they are now operating worldwide in more than 220 countries.

All members give their time, support and expertise freely to help the less fortunate and under-privileged.

Tenerife Isla Sur Club has been chartered for 32 years, working consistently in its community, wherever the need is greatest here in the South of Tenerife.

Club President Norman Goodall MBE, said: “During this time, we are proud to have sponsored two more clubs now working in the area, so we now have four clubs in the South.”

Tenerife Isla Sur has chalked up a number of firsts in its 32 years, such as Christmas Fayres, Car-boot sales, Children’s holidays, University schol-

arships, Golf tournaments and the initial charity shop, to name just a few of its community endeavours.

Norman added: “All these things, and a lot more besides, have given our members and supporters a lot of fun and pleasure to be involved in. And we hope to continue for as long as possible, into the next 100 years.”

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By Carol schleisman at currencies direct

WHILE the week beginning 17th April was expected to be a fairly quiet one in terms of currency news, markets actually opened with a bang after the Easter break. Surprising political developments saw GBP/EUR rocket from 1.1799 euros to 1.1990 euros, its best levels for nearly ten months.

Meanwhile, the euro was kept under pressure, ahead of the first round of voting in the French Presidential election, leaving the EUR/ GBP exchange rate to slide from £0.8628 to a low of £0.8339. However, with the French election resulting in the outcome economists hoped for, the pound dropped by over 1% against the euro, with the common currency surging across the board.

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GBP/EUR down from 2017 highs

resa May’s unscheduled announcement on Tuesday, 18th April was the news grabbing the most headlines last week. The PM shook the currency market when she declared her intention to call for a June 8th general election. The general belief that the election will see the Conservative party increase its majority (an outcome which could improve May’s negotiating power during Brexit discussions), was the driving force behind the

pound’s gains. But the euro fought back in the wake of the first round of the French Presidential election. Centrist Emmanuel Macron and far-right Marine Le Pen secured the largest proportion of votes. As Macron is expected to trump Le Pen in the second round, the odds of France remaining part of the EU were seen to increase, and demand for the euro surged.

Both the pound and euro are more likely to be driven by

political news than economic news over the next few weeks, with polls relating to the UK general election and French Presidential election having the potential to create volatility for both currencies.

If it looks like the Conservatives will secure a greater majority in June, the pound may return to its recent highs. However, if French polls continue favouring a Macron victory, the prospect of economic

and political stability in the Eurozone’s second-largest economy would limit GBP/ EUR gains. Conversely, any sign that Le Pen is pulling ahead would be euronegative.

In terms of economic news, the most influential developments on the horizon include the European Central Bank (ECB) interest-rate decision, and UK GDP data for Q1. Hints of a rate cut from the ECB could send the euro lower, while the pound could suffer if UK growth slowed considerably in the first quarter of 2017.

At Currencies Direct we’re here to talk currency whenever you need us, so get in touch if you want to know more about the latest news, or how it could impact your currency transfers.

We’ve helped more than 150,000 customers with their currency transfers since 1996. Just pop into your local Currencies Direct branch, or give us a call to find out more.

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Jam-packed Barcelona is cutting back tourists IF you’re planning to visit Barcelona any time soon, be aware that millions of other people have the same idea. And many of you will not be welcomed with open arms.

Some 32 million visitors, who flooded the historic city last year, outnumbered its 1.6m residents by far.

Authorities in many large cities across the world would be drooling at the prospect of being overwhelmed by tourists.

But Barcelona has seen the number of visitors more than triple since it hosted the 1992 Olympics, and Mayor Ana Colau, in a bid to curb tourism, has set out a new policy.

It follows her ban to stop

any new hotels opening, and, in fact, her Strategic Plan For Tourism 2020, presented in February, lays out a number of measurements aimed at deterring the masses.

Charges for day-trippers will be ramped up, parking rates will increase, and there are plans to limit the number of Segways and electric scooters in the city’s more touristic parts.

Holiday apartments will also be hammered with the highest property-tax rates, and the city will refuse to provide licences for new tourist accommodation.

Not surprisingly, many locals, tired of being outnumbered by cruisepassengers and daytrippers, have given the Mayor’s new measures a huge thumbs-up!

Janet Sanz, a Deputy Mayor in charge of urban

planning, and Colau’s close aide, said: “We have to stop this free-flow that operates without any control in the city.”

Yet some people, especially those in the commercial sector, are unhappy with the new action plan. Hotel and retail groups have issued a joint statement, criticising what they consider to be the latest move by the Mayor to “demonise” tourism.

The industry says tourism

accounts for 14% of Barcelona’s GDP and employs over 100,000 people.

Nuria Paricio, director of Barcelona Oberta, which is an association of more than 6,700 shops and businesses, believes tourism is being turned into “a scourge”.

She added: “This plan is not going to stop the illegal apartments that are appearing like mushrooms in Airbnb and other platforms, and which are

responsible for pushing up the prices of rentals in apartments.”

Colau’s government has initiated legal battles against online platforms, which allow home-owners to rent out their properties without paying occupancy taxes.

It also has pledged to increase the number of inspectors combing the city for unlicenced apartments from 20 to 110 in 2018.

A 2015 study, conducted by Barcelona City Hall, found that 5.3% of respondents felt that tourism was the biggest problem facing the city, ahead of poverty at 5.1%.

And two years earlier, a study by MasterCard found that Barcelona was Europe’s third-mostvisited city, after London and Paris.

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Wednesday 3rd May, BBC2, 20.00

The Truth About Stress Thursday 4th May, BBC1, 21.00

Stress has been called ‘the health epidemic of the 21st century’ by the World Health Organisation. Experts believe it can contribute to lifethreatening diseases such as diabetes, dementia and types of cancer - and the pressures of 24/7 modern-day life are often held to blame.

In this programme Fiona Phillips explores some of the very latest scientific research behind stress, and demonstrates a number of techniques designed to decrease common stress factors.

But is stress inherently bad for us?

Fiona investigates the notion that stress in small doses can actually be good for us - if we can simply change the way we perceive it. She also speaks about her own experiences with stress and describes her mechanisms for coping with it.

Alongside a team of experts, and a number of willing volunteers, Fiona puts herself into a number of highstress situations to truly understand the meaning of stress and its power - if we could use it to our advantage.

There are almost 60 million pets in the UK and, from flea collars and worm treatments to vaccinations and vet bills, pet owners now spend tens of billions of pounds a year on their health. But what do our pets really need to have a long and healthy life?

Your pet can’t tell you - but science can. In this new series, a team of practising vets use the latest veterinary research, access to world-leading experts and brand-new science to seek out the very best advice for taking care of your pet.

In this episode, Steve Leonard investigates the latest research into mineral content in pet food, and discovers that many fail to meet guidelines. Steve finds out whether feeding these foods to your pet over the long term could lead to health problems, and uncovers what pet owners can do about it.

An astonishing 80% of cats and dogs have gum disease, which can lead to serious health issues - so to tackle the problem, Judy Puddifoot runs a unique experiment to find the best way to keep your pet’s teeth clean. Alice Rhodes demonstrates how to save your pet’s life if it’s hit by a car - a few simple steps at the scene of the accident can make a big difference to its chance of survival.

And Vim Kumaratunga uncovers the latest techniques to avoid a serious bone disease that affects over half of all pet reptiles. As well as feeding them a calcium-rich diet and providing the right heat and lighting conditions, Vim uncovers the latest research on a type of UV light that could help avoid the disease completely.

Each episode of the series will be based at one of the country’s leading vet schools. This episode comes from the Royal Veterinary College, near London.

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Doctor Who

Saturday 29th April, BBC1, 19.20

The Doctor and Bill arrive at the last of the great frost fairs, and find themselves investigating a string of impossible disappearances - people have been vanishing on the ice! Bill is about to discover that the past is more like her world than she expected, and that not all monsters come from outer space...

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Bigheads

Sunday 30th April, ITV1, 19.00

Tonight’s episode includes golden balls himself, David Beckham, pop superstar rivals Ed Sheeran and Taylor Swift, and royal favourites Prince Charles and Queen Victoria, who’ll be battling it out to get past giant bouncers into exclusive nightclubs, fighting over microphones in their bid to record a hit single and escape the chasing paparazzi.

Every week, eight members of the public are transformed into the world’s most famous celebrities by donning giant heads. The Bigheads compete against each other in a series of massive celebrity-inspired challenges in this new physical game show.

The celebrity Bigheads featured in the series range from politicians and celebrities through to historical figures and royalty. For example, Simon Cowell, Mo Farah, Adele, Benedict Cumberbatch and Victoria Beckham will appear alongside the likes of William Shakespeare, Boris Johnson, Prince Charles, Queen Victoria and Donald Trump.

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Rip Off Britain

Monday 1st May to Friday 5th May, BBC1, 09.00

Angela Rippon, Gloria Hunniford and Julia Somerville return with a new series of investigations into viewer queries, customer service and the problems that consumers find themselves falling foul of.

The team will be travelling the length and breadth of the country to investigate the issues that have prompted viewers to contact the show - including high street banks, online safety and cybercrime, ticket touts, energy companies, investment scams and identity fraud.

The series concludes with a week of live episodes from London, where viewers are invited to contact the show and have their queries addressed live on the programme.

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W W C C choice choice Peston on Sunday

Sunday 30th April, ITV1, 10.00 Robert Peston returns with a new run of his live current affairs programme, providing viewers with an intelligent and lively approach to politics every Sunday.

Providing a fresh perspective on the major stories of the day with a stellar line-up of guests from across the political spectrum as well as cultural figures, Peston on Sunday introduces elements from the arts, literature, and humour to add to the discourse on offer.

For this run of programmes, co-presenter Anushka Asthana will draw on the key debates and insights from social media to fuel the conversation in the studio and online, with updates from viewers, experts and key-players throughout the programme.

Guests so far have included Theresa May, David Cameron, Boris Johnson, Philip Hammond, Amber Rudd, George Osborne, Jeremy Corbyn, John McDonnell, Nicola Sturgeon, Nigel Farage, and Sadiq Khan - as well as Trevor Noah, Romesh Ranganathan, Nina Conti, Jan Ravens, Bill Bailey and Louis Theroux from the world of entertainment and the arts.

The Durrells

Sunday 30th April, ITV1, 20.00

Larry [Josh O’Connor] is excited; his latest novel is being published in England today. However, everyone seems far too busy to notice. Even Louisa [Keeley Hawes] is more concerned with baking for the market. Gutted that the family haven’t even read his novel, Larry is further disappointed when his attempts to show it off at a local bar go unnoticed.

Leslie’s [Callum Woodhouse] interest is piqued when he overhears Margo [Daisy Waterstone] and Pavlos [Nikos Orestis Chaniotakis] discussing how kumquat liquor is made. Seeing this as a potential business venture, he ropes Larry into his scheme who becomes more attentive when he learns how quickly it can be made. Margo, however, is unhappy that they are stealing the monk’s recipe.

Hugh [Daniel Lapaine] informs Louisa that he has told Vasilia [Errika Bigiou] it is over between them and begs Louisa to come to supper. Will Louisa agree?

Theo [Yorgos Karamihos] is the only person to have read and loved Larry’s novel but Louisa cuts Larry to the quick by suggesting he could make more money writing greeting card sentiments. If he fails as a writer maybe Hugh could give him a job at his olive press. Feeling unusually sorry for Larry, Leslie urges Louisa to be kinder to his brother and tells her how her disinterest in his novel is upsetting him.

When Louisa discovers that Gerry [Milo Parker] spent the night with Roger searching for a female otter she realises she has got the balance wrong between allowing her children freedom and supervising them. Her first apology is to Larry, claiming she will help with his writing career and demands everyone read his novel – except Gerry as it’s too rude.

Following Gerry’s recent antics and feral look Louisa insists he needs teaching. Banning him from leaving the garden she makes Lugaretzia [Anna Savva] his keeper.

In an attempt to get his otters to mate, Gerry plays them the guitar, but it seems doubtful this will prove successful.

In order to make things up to Larry, Louisa decides to arrange a reading evening. But will the event be all she and Larry hope for?

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British Jews, German Passports Tuesday 2nd May, BBC 1, 22.45

After the Brexit vote, thousands of Britons applied for dual nationality.

But for the British Jewish community, many of whom are the descendants of those who fled Nazi Germany, the referendum result has created a unique dilemma.

This film follows three British Jews as they decide whether to activate a clause in the German Constitution that permits descendants of German refugees to reclaim German citizenship. Whilst seeking German nationality offers up the possibility of retaining benefits associated with being a citizen of an EU country, for Britain’s Jews Germany has more commonly been associated with the traumas of the Holocaust.

Each of the contributors featured in this programme must therefore confront their own family history. Doing this involves delving into archives and tackling difficult questions. Baroness Julia Neuberger grapples with questions of identity, while Robert and Hilary return to their ancestral homes in Germany for the first time. Hilary discovers where her family originally came from and investigates whether a legend she was told as a child might actually be true. Robert has always wanted to know what actually happened to his grandparents and his cousin Karla. He unearths their final journey and is able to say a prayer at the place where they were deported to their deaths in 1942.

As the journey concludes, each has to come to terms with whether they can cope with reclaiming German citizenship. All are influenced by how contemporary Germans deal with the past, but not all can overcome their family’s tragedies.

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Madeleine Mccann: 10 Years On

Weds 3rd May, BBC1, 21:00

Madeleine McCann is the world’s most famous missing person. Her disappearance ten years ago has been investigated by police forces in two different countries, but they came up with contradictory conclusions. So what really happened to Madeleine in the Portuguese resort of Praia da Luz? Reporter Richard Bilton, who has covered the story for the BBC since the first days, examines the evidence and tracks down the men British police have questioned about the case.

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Our Friend Victoria Tuesday 2nd May, BBC1, 21.30

In this episode, Maxine Peake guides us through a selection of classic comedy and some forgotten moments that perfectly capture Victoria’s views of the diet and health industry. In her stand-up Vic reveals her generous rectangular shape, reveals why she sets off the alarms in Topshop and why diet plans aren’t for her. There are standout clips - the dinnerladies bemoaning the size of their buttocks; an unforgettable aerobics class with fatties with attitude in Fattitude; Marjorie & Joan’s top tips for a perfect tan; and a bonkers but sublime sketch called The Shoe Shop.

Julie Walters and Celia Imrie are on hand to ponder the transformation of Acorn Antiques into a health spa, while Duncan Preston reveals the pain he endured when faced with a wrinkly gusset. Harriet Thorpe and Kate Robbins recall their lighthearted chats about yo-yo dieting and Zumba classes with their old friend Vic. While Michael Ball, Thelma Barlow and Andrew Dunn discuss the importance of egg and chips in the creative process.

It was an honour for Maxine to present this programme. Victoria was her comedy hero. When she was young, she would watch As Seen On TV over and over again. Years later when she got the call to audition for a part in dinnerladies, she was gobsmacked. Not only would she be in the same room as her hero, she might even get to work with her. Maxine got the part of Twinkle, which was a dream come true, so she is thrilled to be able to look back at this celebration of the finest work of her friend, Victoria.

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Friday 28th April

06:00...................... Breakfast

06:00............................ Flog it!

Trade Secrets

06:00 ............ Good Morning Britain

06:30 ...........Garden Rescue

08:30........................ Lorraine

07:15.......... Put Your Money Where Your

09:25 ......... The Jeremy Kyle Show

Mouth Is

10:30 .............. This Morning

11:45................ Claimed and Shamed

08:00 ..................... The World According to Kids

12:30............ Loose Women

12:15 .............. Bargain Hunt

09:00 .......................... Victoria Derbyshire

09:15........................... Health 10:00...... Homes Under the Hammer 11:00 ...........The Sheriffs are Coming

13:00 ...... BBC News at One 13:30 ....BBC London News 13:45 .........................Doctors 14:15 .......................The Boss

10:00 ........................Snooker 12:00 .......The Daily Politics 13:00........................ Snooker

15:00 ...............Escape to the Country

18:00 .............. Eggheads

15:45 ...........Garden Rescue

19:00................. Snooker

16:30 ..........Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is

21:00.........Versailles

17:15 .......................Pointless 18:00..... BBC News at Six 18:30............ BBC London News 19:00....... The One Show 19:30............. A Question of Sport 20:00 ............ EastEnders

18:30............. Debatable

Sumptuous period drama depicting the decadent and turbulent early reign of the Sun King. The King’s bad example is blamed for the nobility’s immorality, fuelled by illicit love potions and powders.

Philippe must meet his new bride. Another victim of poisoning confounds Marchal.

23:55...Impractical Jokers UK

01:25... Release the Hounds

08:55........... A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun

06:00 .................... Hawaii Five-0

07:10..... Scrapheap Challenge

10:00 ........... A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun

07:00 ................... Animal House

08:00 .............. Home Shopping

08:00 .......................Monkey Life

08:10 .............American Pickers

08:30 .......................Monkey Life

09:00 ...............Storage Hunters

09:00 ............It’s Me or the Dog

10:00..............American Pickers

10:00 .........Nothing to Declare

12:00 ...........................Deadly 60

12:00............ NCIS: Los Angeles

13:00 ............................. Top Gear

13:00.................... Hawaii Five-0

14:00 ............................. Top Gear

14:40 .............................A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun

15:00............ NCIS: Los Angeles

15:00 ............Jay Leno’s Garage

16:00.......................... Road Wars

15:45...........................Time Team

17:00 ................... The Simpsons

16:00 ......Steve Austin’s Broken Skull Challenge

16:50 ..........................Time Team

17:30 ................. Modern Family

17:50................... Vet on the Hill

18:00........... Modern Family

18:55............. The Secret Life of the Zoo

18:30............. The Simpsons

22:00...... ITV News at Ten and Weather

19:55 ........... Grand Designs

20:30 ...........Modern Family

21:00 ............................ Spin

21:00 ...Stan Lee’s Lucky Man

22:30................. ITV News London

22:05.......................24 Hours in A and E

22:00........... Micky Flanagan Thinking Aloud

23:05.... 24 Hours in A and E

23:00 ...............The Blacklist: Redemption

13:30............. ITV Lunchtime News 13:55 ..... ITV News London 14:00 .............. Judge Rinder 15:00 .........Culinary Genius 16:00.............. Tipping Point 17:00 ....................The Chase 18:00................ ITV News London 18:25 ........ Party Election Broadcast by the Liberal Democrats 18:30 ........... ITV Evening News 19:00 ........... Emmerdale

21:30..... Hospital People 19:30 .............Coronation Street

11:00 .....................Four in a Bed

20:00....... Judge Rinder’s Crime Stories

13:05..................... Four in a Bed

20:30..............Coronation Street

22:25 ........... BBC London News 22:35........... The Graham Norton Show

22:30 .............Newsnight 23:05... Later... with Jools Holland

21:00 ......Lethal Weapon

23:55........... Fright Night

00:05.......................World Championship Snooker Highlights

01:35...... Weather for the Week Ahead

00:55 .......... Trump’s First 100 Days

22:40...Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous

01:40............... BBC News

01:55............Doctor Who

00:45............ Jackpot247

23:25................... Witless

06:00.......................Children’s TV

20:30 ........... MasterChef

22:00 ........................... QI

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06:00....................... Countdown 06:40................... Will and Grace 07:30.............. Everybody Loves Raymond 08:55 ...........................Formula 1 10:35 ..................................Frasier 11:00........ Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 11:50 ...............Channel 4 News 11:55............The Question Jury 12:55............................Formula 1 14:35 ................... F1: Grand Prix 15:00................... Fifteen to One 16:00........... A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun 17:00 .........Couples Come Dine with Me 18:00 .............The Simpsons 18:30 ................... Hollyoaks 19:00 ......... Channel 4 News 19:30 ..... Unreported World 20:00 ..................Posh Pawn 21:00 ................. Gogglebox 22:00 ............ Sarah Millican 23:05 .................. First Dates 00:10 ........Attack The Block

21:00 .............. Have I Got News for You

22:00 ... BBC News at Ten

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12:05..................... Four in a Bed 13:40 .............................A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun

00:15........... 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 01:15.........Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

09:15 ...............The Wright Stuff 11:15 .........................GPs: Behind Closed Doors 12:10 ..........5 News Lunchtime 12:15 .................. The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 13:15 .............. Home and Away 13:45 ....................... Neighbours 14:15 ......................................NCIS 15:15 ..... Trump Unauthorised 17:00 ........................ 5 News at 5 17:30 ....................... Neighbours 18:00......... Home and Away 18:30.......... 5 News Tonight 19:00 ...... The Gadget Show

06:00.................. Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 06:10 ........................Below Deck 07:20 .......The Ellen DeGeneres Show 08:00 ........................ Emmerdale 09:00 ..................Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 09:35.................................... Psych 10:25 ........................Below Deck 10:55 ..... You’ve Been Framed!

11:20 ............... Who’s Doing the Dishes?

12:25........................ Emmerdale 13:30...... You’ve Been Framed!

14:00....... The Ellen DeGeneres Show

20:00............Barging Brits in the Sun

14:50....The Jeremy Kyle Show

21:00....... Spectacular Spain with Alex Polizzi

18:00..You’ve Been Framed!

22:00..................... The Bruce Forsyth Story 23:30.............. Peter Kay: The Early Years

20:00 .........Carters Get Rich

00:00................. A League of Their Own 01:00.............. Hawaii Five-0

17:00......................Judge Rinder 20:00....Two and a Half Men 21:00......Shaun of the Dead 23:00.................. Family Guy 00:30............ American Dad!

17:00 ............................. Top Gear 19:00 .....................Top Gear 20:00 ....... Ronnie’s Redneck Road Trip 20:30 ....... Ronnie’s Redneck Road Trip 21:00 ................... Swordfish 23:00 .................. Red Dwarf 00:20 ....... Ronnie’s Redneck Road Trip 00:55........ Ronnie’s Redneck Road Trip 01:25..Steve Austin’s Broken Skull Challenge

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06:00 ...................... Breakfast 10:00 ........................Saturday Kitchen Live 11:30 ................. Mary Berry’s Absolute Favourites 12:00 ............Football Focus 13:00......................BBC News 13:15........................ Snooker 16:30................... Final Score 17:30 ....................Who Dares Wins 18:10 .............. BBC News 18:20 ........... BBC London News

06:25...............On Moonlight Bay

06:00 ......... Bottom Knocker Street

06:05 ........................ Motorsport

06:00.......................Children’s TV

06:00..................... The Hot Desk

07:00 ................ King of Queens

10:50.................................. Access

06:10 .....Emmerdale Omnibus

08:00 .............................. That’s Entertainment!

06:10.......... Bottom Knocker Street

07:25.............. Everybody Loves Raymond

08:30 .............Coronation Street Omnibus

10:00........................ Snooker

06:25 .............................Sooty

10:55 .....................Car Crime UK: Caught on Camera

12:00...................... Raymond Blanc: How to Cook Well

06:35 .............. Share a Story

12:30 .......................The Hairy Bikers’ Best of British

06:50...........Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures

13:15 ........................... Talking Pictures 13:45 ................... The Ipcress File

18:30 ................Pointless

15:30 ...........................Natural World

19:20........Doctor Who

16:30........................ Snooker

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20:10................. Casualty 21:00............... BBC News

21:20............All Round to Mrs Brown’s 22:20..................Match of the Day

17:30 ................The Crucible: 40 Golden Snooker Years 18:30 ............Dad’s Army 19:00................. Snooker

23:25................ Murder in Successville

21:30.......... St. Stephen’s Night Calvary

23:55...............Wild Hogs

23:05 ...............Versailles

01:30.............Weather for the Week Ahead

00:05 ..........Rabbit-Proof Fence

01:35............... BBC News

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01:30...................... This is BBC Two

Britain’s Got Talent ITV1, 20.00

In the third episode of the brand new series of Britain’s Got Talent, the show’s four formidable judges – Simon Cowell, Amanda Holden, Alesha Dixon and David Walliams – take their seat on the judging panel in the search for the most exciting talent around.

They will be joined by the nation’s favourite TV duo Ant and Dec – along with their OBEs - who will be on hand to congratulate and commiserate the acts whilst guiding the audiences through the auditions.

06:40 ..........Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures

07:00 ......................Oddbods 07:05 ..... Marvel’s Avengers Assemble 07:30............... Thunderbirds are Go 07:55..........................Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu 08:25...................... ITV News 08:30...................... Weekend 09:25..................... The Home Game

07:50 .............. Everybody Loves Raymond

11:20 ........... The Gadget Show

08:20.................................. Frasier

12:15 ........... The Gadget Show

09:55 ...........................Formula 1

13:15 ........................On Benefits

11:25 ............. F1 Meets... Daniel Ricciardo

14:15 ........................On Benefits

11:55 ...........................Formula 1

16:15 .................. The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door

14:30............... The Auctioneers 15:35........... A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun 16:35.. Big House, Little House 17:35............Location, Location, Location 18:30.......... Channel 4 News 19:00..The Restoration Man 20:00.........Walking Through Time 21:00............................ Carol

15:15 ........................On Benefits

11:00 .................................Britain’s Got Talent 12:25 ........................ Britain’s Got More Talent 13:30...................... Take Me Out 14:45 ...................... Take Me Out: The Gossip 15:50 ..... You’ve Been Framed!

16:20 ................................Flubber

17:10 ..................Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away!

18:10..............The Incredible Hulk

18:10 ...........Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away!

20:20 .....................Scorpion

19:05 ............................ NCIS: Los Angeles 20:00 ............................ NCIS 20:55 ........5 News Weekend 21:00 ..............Football on 5

21:20................. Britain’s Got More Talent 22:25 ........... Celebrity Juice 23:25 ................. Family Guy 23:50 ................. Family Guy 00:20.................. Family Guy

23:20................ Zombieland

22:00 ..............Football on 5

01:00.........Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

22:15 ................Tower Block 00:00.............. Super Casino

08:55 ...........Location, Location, Location

06:00..................... Ashley Banjo’s Big Town Dance

07:10........... Lizard Lick Towing

10:00 ............... Coast v Country

07:45............Football’s Funniest Moments

09:00 ....................Dara O Briain’s Go 8 Bit

10:20............................. James Martin’s French Adventure

00:50 ........... American Dad! 01:20........... American Dad! 01:45 ........... American Dad!

11:20 ..............Tipping Point 12:25 ...................... ITV News 12:30...................... Bigheads 13:30.................... ITV Racing: Live from Sandown 16:00................Paul O’Grady: For The Love of Dogs 16:30...................Britain’s Got More Talent 17:30................ Catchphrase

11:00 ....... Come Dine with Me 11:35 ....... Come Dine with Me 12:05 ....... Come Dine with Me 12:40 ....... Come Dine with Me 13:10 ....... Come Dine with Me 13:40 .....................Four in a Bed 14:50 .....................Four in a Bed 15:50..................... Four in a Bed 16:25 ....... Come Dine with Me

18:15................. ITV News London

17:25........ Come Dine with Me

18:25................ ITV News

19:00.. Nazi Megastructures

18:45...........Take Me Out

08:15 ............... Game Changers 08:45 ................Fantasy Football Club 2017 09:45 ...... Soccer A.M. 2016/17 11:30 ......................The F1 Show

08:00 ...........Lizard Lick Towing

10:00............................. Top Gear 11:00 ............................. Top Gear 12:00........................ Traffic Cops 13:00 ........................Traffic Cops

12:00 ...................... Duck Quacks Don’t Echo

14:00.................................... Lizard Lick Towing

12:30 ........................Wild Things

14:30.................................... Lizard Lick Towing

13:30 ................. Attenborough’s Natural History Museum

15:00 .................Sin City Motors

15:00.................... Gillette Soccer Saturday

16:00................. Sin City Motors

20:00............................Hitler

17:15 ....................Football Gold

18:00..................... Top Gear

20:00................Britain’s W C Got Talent choice

21:00....... Spying on Hitler’s Army: The Secret Recordings

18:30............. The Simpsons

21:20............Through the Keyhole

22:05......... The World’s Most Extreme: Roads

22:15................ ITV News 22:35.................. Yes Man 00:25............ Jackpot247

18:30.... Come Dine with Me

23:05........... 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown

17:30 ...........................MacGyver 20:00.................... Inside the Freemasons 21:00........... Micky Flanagan Thinking Out Loud

17:00............................. Top Gear 19:00 .................. Red Dwarf 20:20 .................. Red Dwarf 21:00........Gavin and Stacey 21:40....... Gavin and Stacey 22:20........Gavin and Stacey

22:00........In the Line of Fire

23:00....... Gavin and Stacey

00:10................... Father Ted

00:30.......NCIS: Los Angeles

23:40 ...... Live at the Apollo

01:10............................Hitler

01:30................... Road Wars

00:45 ............. Kill Bill: Vol. 1

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06:00 ...................... Breakfast 07:50........................ Match of the Day 09:00 ................. The Andrew Marr Show 10:00 ...........................The Big Questions 11:00 .......... Sunday Politics 12:15 .............. Bargain Hunt 13:00 .....................BBC News 13:15 ..............Homes Under the Hammer 14:15 .......................... Wanted Down Under 15:15 ...........................Flog It! 16:05 ............................. Points of View 16:20 ...............Escape to the Country 17:05 ........................ Songs of Praise 17:40....................... Pointless 18:30 .............. BBC News 18:50............ BBC London News 19:00.............Countryfile 20:00................. Antiques Roadshow 21:00........... Line of Duty

22:00............... BBC News 22:20............ BBC London News 22:30..................Match of the Day 2 23:50...........The Women’s Football Show

06:30 ...................A to Z of TV Gardening

06:00.......... Bottom Knocker Street

06:10 .................................. King of Queens

06:00...................... Childrens’ TV

06:00 ..... You’ve Been Framed!

06:25..... Emmerdale Omnibus

07:15....................Around the World in 80 Gardens

06:10.......... Bottom Knocker Street

06:35 ................ King of Queens

08:10................................ Wissper 08:20 ................Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

09:00 .............Coronation Street Omnibus

08:55 .....................Football on 5

11:25 ...................... Take Me Out

09:45..................... Football on 5

12:40...................... Catchphrase

10:00 ..................................... Great Birmingham 10k

13:20...... You’ve Been Framed!

12:00 ...................... Getting Even with Dad

16:15 .......... Britain’s Got Talent

08:15 ......... The Beechgrove Garden 08:50 .................. Countryfile 09:45 ........Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11:15...................Nigel Slater: Eating Together 11:45.............Simply Nigella 12:15............... MOTD2 Extra 13:00........................ Athletics 14:00.........................Snooker 18.00............Amazing Hotels: Life Beyond the Lobby Giles and Monica experience the warm embrace of Fogo Island Inn on a rocky, sea-sprayed outpost of remote Fogo Island in Newfoundland. White, angular and perched atop zigzagged stilts like the local fishermen’s houses, it pays homage to the European settlers that arrived from Ireland and Devon to fish cod. A cod-fishing moratorium was put in place in the 1990s, and the island’s population subsequently shrank as families moved away in search of other work. Giles and Monica meet founder Zita Cobb.

Her family has lovingly folded its rich heritage into a unique retreat for guests from all over the world.

Giles is initiated as an honorary Newfoundlander by the inn’s housekeepers, who rope him into a community boat race. Monica spends time with local guide Norm, who reveals how to grow the perfect potato. Monica and Giles both help to put on a traditional Fogo Inn ‘wedding scoff’. Above all, they tell the poignant story of the fight to revive the island.

19:00..................Snooker

00:25...... Weather for the Week Ahead

23:00.......................Drive

00:30............... BBC News

01:35.............. Holby City

00:35....... Question Time

06:25............................. Sooty

07:00 .............. Everybody Loves Raymond

06:35 .............. Share a Story

07:25............... Everybody Loves Raymond

06:40 ..........Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures

07:55.................................. Frasier

06:50...........Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures

09:00 .................Sunday Brunch

07:00.......................Oddbods 07:05...... Marvel’s Avengers Assemble 07:30................Thunderbirds are Go 07:55..........................Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu 08:25...................... ITV News 08:30...................... Weekend 09:25............... Countrywise 10:00.......................Peston on Sunday

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08:25 ..................................Frasier 12:00 ...........................Formula 1

14:00 ........................... 3 Men and a Little Lady

12:35 ...........................Formula 1 15:10........................... Formula 1

16:00 ........................ Housesitter

16:30 .......................World’s Most Expensive Cars

18:00 ................Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

17:35 ...............Channel 4 News 18:05........... George Clarke’s Old House, New Home

20:55......................... 5 News Weekend 21:00 .............. Greatest Ever 90s Movies

19:00......................Escape to Costa Rica 20:00.............. Transformers: Dark of the Moon 23:00.................. Gogglebox 00:05............................. Mud

11:00 .............. Judge Rinder

14:25.................. Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium 17:40 .............Britain’s Got More Talent 18:45........Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous 21:00 ........ Take Me Out: The Gossip 22:00................. Family Guy 22:30 ................. Family Guy 23:00 ................. Family Guy

23:50.............. Football on 5

23:30 ........... American Dad!

00:35.............. Car Crime UK: Caught on Camera

23:55........... American Dad! 00:25...The Cleveland Show

01:00...............Super Casino

01:25... The Vampire Diaries

00:55...The Cleveland Show

12:00 ...................... ITV News 12:05 ........................... Fishing Impossible 12:35..........Who’s Doing the Dishes?

08:55....................Vet on the Hill

06:00 ..........The Hour of Power

07:10 ........................Traffic Cops

13:35 ..............Tipping Point

09:55............... Coast v Country

07:00............. Monkey Business

08:00............................. Top Gear

11:00 .........Selling Houses with Amanda Lamb

09:30 ................. Modern Family

09:00............................. Top Gear

10:30 ................. Modern Family

12:05 ....... Come Dine with Me

11:00 ............................ WWE Raw 2017 - 1 Hour

10:05...... Steve Austin’s Broken Skull Challenge

14:40 .......................... Britain’s Got Talent 16:00 ........ On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

13:05 ....... Come Dine with Me

18:35................ ITV News London

14:40..................... Four in a Bed

18:45 ............... ITV News

16:50 .....................Four in a Bed

19:00.............Bigheads

17:25 ....... Come Dine with Me

20:00........The Durrells

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14:10........ Come Dine with Me 15:50 .....................Four in a Bed

17:55 ....... Come Dine with Me 18:25.... Come Dine with Me 18:55.... Come Dine with Me 19:30.... Come Dine with Me 20:00................. How to Lose Weight Well 21:00................... Father Ted

21:00......... Grantchester 22:00 ............... ITV News 22:20 ......Lethal Weapon 23:20 .................... Rugby 00:15 .................... Peston on Sunday

22:05............. Sarah Millican: Chatterbox Live 23:10........... 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown

11:00 ........................Traffic Cops

12:00................ Guardians of the Galaxy 2: Special

12:00 ...........Cops UK: Bodycam Squad

12:30 ...........Football’s Funniest Moments

13:00............. Ronnie’s Redneck Road Trip

13:00........ Live Premier League Pre-Match 14:05 ................. Modern Family

13:30 ............. Ronnie’s Redneck Road Trip

16:00 ................. Modern Family

14:00 ......................................Arnie Schwarzenegger’s 50 Greatest Ever Stunts

17:00 ................. Modern Family

16:00 .............Gavin and Stacey

18:00 .............The Simpsons

18:00..................... Top Gear

19:30 ................ Wild Things

19:00 ....................... Red Bull Soapbox Race

15:00 ................. Modern Family

20:30 .........Carters Get Rich 21:00 ............. Hawaii Five-0 22:00 ......NCIS: Los Angeles

20:00 ................ Traffic Cops 21:00 ...... Live at the Apollo

23:00 ................... MacGyver

22:00 .................Taskmaster

00:15.........Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

00:00 ...............The Blacklist: Redemption

23:00 ................... Room 101

01:15...................Man Down

01:00................ Most Daring

01:20..................Taskmaster

00:20 ........................... QI XL

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06:00...................... Breakfast 09:00.........Rip Off Britain

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09:45.............. Homes Under the Hammer 10:45 .................The Wanted 11:30 ................ Claimed and Shamed 12:00 .............. Bargain Hunt 13:00 ......................BBC News at One 13:20 .................BBC London News 13:30....................... The Boss 14:15............... Escape to the Country 15:15............Garden Rescue 16:00...................... Money for Nothing 17:00.......... Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 17:45 .......................Pointless 18:30 .............. BBC News 18:45 ........... BBC London News

06:00 ............................ Flog it!

Trade Secrets

06:00 ............ Good Morning Britain

06:30 ...........Garden Rescue

08:30 ........................ Lorraine

07:15 ..........Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is

09:25 ...................The Jeremy Kyle Show

08:00 ........................Antiques Roadshow

12:30 ..............................Loose Women

09:00.................... The Titfield Thunderbolt 10:25........................... Talking Pictures 11:10..............Around the World in 80 days Star-studded adventure yarn charting the travels of Victorian gentleman Phileas Fogg as he attempts to circumnavigate the globe in only 80 days.

Following a bet with the members of his London club, Fogg and his implacable manservant Passepartout set out on the ultimate adventure.

This lavish version of Jules Verne’s classic novel features appearances by a host of Hollywood stars.

19:00 .......The One Show

10:30 ......................Columbo

13:45............. ITV Lunchtime News 13:55....................... ITV News London 14:00 .............. Judge Rinder 15:00 .........................Culinary Genius 16:00.............. Tipping Point 17:00..................... Babushka 18:00.................. Off Their Rockers 18:25................ ITV News London 18:45............ ITV Evening News

20:00............. EastEnders

21:00....... Little Boy Blue

22:30 .............. BBC News

22:00................. ITV News at Ten and Weather

22:50 ........... BBC London News 23:00 ...........All Round to Mrs Brown’s

22:20.......... Don’t Ask Me Ask Britain 23:20.................... Joanna Lumley’s Postcards

14:00 ........................Snooker 18:00 ................Top Gear 00:00 ......Have I Got a Bit More News for You 00:45............ The Graham Norton Show 01:35...... Weather for the Week Ahead 01:40............... BBC News

01:20 ......The Great Indoors

08:55 ............ Food Unwrapped

06:00.................... Hawaii Five-0

07:00 ............................. Top Gear

09:30 ....... Come Dine with Me

08:00 .......................Monkey Life

10:25....... Come Dine with Me

09:00............ It’s Me or the Dog

08:00 ................................Red Bull Soapbox Race

11:30 ....... Come Dine with Me

10:00......... Nothing to Declare

12:05 .....................Four in a Bed

10:30 .........Nothing to Declare

12:35..................... Four in a Bed

11:00................................. Forever

13:05..................... Four in a Bed

12:00 ............NCIS: Los Angeles

13:35......................Four in a Bed

13:00 .................... Hawaii Five-0

14:10......................Four in a Bed

14:00 .................... Hawaii Five-0

14:40..........Walks with My Dog

15:00 ............NCIS: Los Angeles

15:45..........Walks with My Dog

16:00.................................. Haven

16:50..........Walks with My Dog

17:00 ................. Modern Family

17:50..........Walks with My Dog

17:30 ................. Modern Family

18:55............. The Secret Life of the Zoo

18:00.................... Futurama

19:55............ Grand Designs

20:00.................... Inside the Freemasons

21:00............... It Was Alright in the 1980s

19:00 .................Snooker 23:00 ............Margin Call

22:05........The 80s: Ten Years That Changed Britain

00:40............ Countryfile 01:35.....Amazing Hotels: Life Beyond the Lobby

01:15...............Super Casino

09:15 ...............The Wright Stuff 11:15 .........................GPs: Behind Closed Doors

06:00...................Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 06:25...... You’ve Been Framed!

12:05...........5 News Lunchtime

07:10 ............... Who’s Doing the Dishes?

12:10.............. Home and Away

08:00........................ Emmerdale

12:40 ....................... Neighbours

08:30 ............Coronation Street

13:10 ...........Clash of the Titans

09:35 ..... You’ve Been Framed!

15:20.................... Jason and the Argonauts

10:30 ................................Flubber

16:20................................. 5 News

12:55............ Coronation Street

16:25 .....................Jason and the Argonauts

14:00 .......... Totally You’ve Been Framed! Gold

17:30 ........................ 5 News at 5

14:35 ........ The Incredible Hulk

18:00 ................ Neighbours

16:45 .................. Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang

18:30 .........Home and Away

12:25 ........................ Emmerdale

19:00 ........... FIA World Rally Championship

18:55 ........... Evan Almighty

20:00..... Police Interceptors

21:30 ......The Great Indoors

21:00.................The Miranda Hart Story

22:00........... American Dad!

22:30.............Most Shocking Celebrity Moments of 2016

21:00 ................. Family Guy

23:00 ................. Family Guy 23:30...The Cleveland Show 00:25....Two and a Half Men

19:30..............Coronation Street

20:30..............Coronation Street

20:30 .................... Saving Mr. Banks

06:00.......................Children’s TV

19:00............ Emmerdale

20:00.............. Devon and Cornwall Cops

19:30 ........... MasterChef

06:00 .............. Everybody Loves Raymond 06:50...... The Big Bang Theory 07:15............... Thunder and the House of Magic 08:50.................Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen 10:35 ................... The Simpsons 12:05 ...........The Question Jury 13:05.......... Posh Pawnbrokers 14:10....................... Countdown 15:00 ...................Fifteen to One 16:00 ........... A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun 17:00 .....................Four in a Bed 17:30.... Extreme Cake Makers 18:00 .............The Simpsons 18:30................... Hollyoaks 19:00......... Channel 4 News 19:30.................. Travel Man: 48 Hours in Vienna 20:00...........Britain’s Biggest Hoarders 21:00............ The Island with Bear Grylls 22:00........... 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 23:00...................... Alan Carr Yap, Yap, Yap!

23:50.................... Fishing Impossible 00:15............ Jackpot247

23:40.........Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 01:35........... It Was Alright in the 1980s

18:30............. The Simpsons

10:00...................................... Arnie Schwarzenegger’s 50 Greatest Ever Stunts 12:00 ....................Kelly’s Heroes 15:10 ............................. Top Gear 18:00......................... Would I Lie to You? 18:40......................... Would I Lie to You? 19:20......................... Would I Lie to You? 20:00..................... Top Gear 21:00 .....................Top Gear

21:00........... Micky Flanagan Thinking Aloud

22:40......................... Would I Lie to You?

22:00 ................. A League of Their Own

23:20................................. QI

00:00................ Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 01:00.............. Hawaii Five-0

00:00.............................Mock the Week 00:40................... Reginald D Hunter: Live

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06:00 ...................... Breakfast 09:15 .............Rip Off Britain 10:00 ...... Homes Under the Hammer 11:00 .................The Wanted 11:45 ................ Claimed and Shamed 12:15 .............. Bargain Hunt 13:00...... BBC News at One 13:45......................... Doctors 14:15 .......................The Boss 15:00 ...............Escape to the Country 15:45 ...........Garden Rescue 16:30 ..........Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 17:15 .......................Pointless 18:00.... BBC News at Six 19:00 .......The One Show 19:30............ EastEnders 20:00............. Holby City 21:00....... Peter Kay’s Car Share 21:30..........Our Friend W C Victoria choice 22:00.... BBC News at Ten 22:45........British Jews, CW German Passports choice 23:20... Richard and Jaco: Life with Autism 00:20..Reported Missing

06:00............. Good Morning Britain

06:30............Garden Rescue

08:30 ........................ Lorraine

07:15...........Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is

09:25 ......... The Jeremy Kyle Show

08:00........... Great American Railroad Journeys

10:30.............. This Morning

09:00... Victoria Derbyshire

13:30.ITV Lunchtime News

12:00........The Daily Politics 13:00.......The Super League Show 13:45 ............................. Coast 14:05 .............Natural World 14:55..... Who Do You Think You Are? 15:55 ...................... Red Rock 17:15........................... Flog It! 18:00 .............. Eggheads 18:30 ............. Debatable 19:00 .......... Great British Menu 20:00.......Bake Off Crème de la Crème

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06:00............................. Flog it!

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11:00..BBC Newsroom Live

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12:30............ Loose Women 13:55..... ITV News London 14:00.............. Judge Rinder 15:00 .........Culinary Genius 16:00 ..............Tipping Point 17:00..................... Babushka 18:00.. ITV News London 18:25 ........ Party Election Broadcast by the Conservative Party 18:30 .ITV Evening News 19:00............ Emmerdale 19:30........... Save Money: Good Food 20:00.......... Don’t Ask Me Ask Britain

06:00....................... Countdown 06:45 .................. Will and Grace 07:35 .............. Everybody Loves Raymond 09:05.................................. Frasier 10:05 ..............................Car S.O.S 11:05 ........ Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 12:00............... Channel 4 News 12:05 ...........The Question Jury 13:05........... Posh Pawnbrokers 14:10....................... Countdown 15:00................... Fifteen to One 16:00 ........... A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 17:00 .....................Four in a Bed 17:30.... Extreme Cake Makers 18:00............. The Simpsons 18:30 ................... Hollyoaks 19:00 ......... Channel 4 News 20:00 .................... Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 21:00........... One Born Every Minute 22:00.................. First Dates 23:05............. The Break-Up 00:10 ........... The Island with Bear Grylls

06:00.......................Children’s TV 09:15 ...............The Wright Stuff

06:00.................. Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records

11:15 .........................GPs: Behind Closed Doors

06:10 ..... You’ve Been Framed!

12:10 ..........5 News Lunchtime

07:20....... The Ellen DeGeneres Show

12:15.................. Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away!

07:00........................ Below Deck

08:00........................ Emmerdale

13:15.............. Home and Away

08:30 ............Coronation Street

13:45 ....................... Neighbours

09:35.................................... Psych

14:15 ............NCIS: Los Angeles

10:25........................ Below Deck

15:15 .............. Brace for Impact 17:00........................ 5 News at 5

11:20 ............... Who’s Doing the Dishes?

17:30....................... Neighbours

12:25........................ Emmerdale

18:00..........Home and Away

12:55 ............Coronation Street

18:30 .......... 5 News Tonight

14:00 .......The Ellen DeGeneres Show

19:00 .... Police Interceptors 20:00 .......The Yorkshire Vet 21:00 ......A Walk Among the Tombstones

14:50... The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:00 .....................Judge Rinder 18:00..You’ve Been Framed!

22:00 ........................ 5 News

20:00....Two and a Half Men

22:05...... A Walk Among the Tombstones

21:00............. Hell’s Kitchen 22:00................. Family Guy

23:15.............. The Punisher

23:55... The Vampire Diaries

01:30.............. Super Casino

00:50 ........... American Dad!

08:55 ........... A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun

06:00.................... Hawaii Five-0

07:00........................... Scrapheap Challenge

09:00 ............It’s Me or the Dog

08:10............. American Pickers 09:30 ...............Storage Hunters

21:00.................. Horizon

21:00... Paul O’Grady: For The Love of Dogs: India

22:00.....Later Live... with Jools Holland

22:00...... ITV News at Ten and Weather

22:30..............Newsnight

22:30.. ITV News London

23:15....... Second Chance Summer: Tuscany

22:40....... Little Boy Blue

01:15............ MasterChef

23:40 ..............The Chase

09:55 ........... A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun

00:35 ........... Jackpot247

10:00 ................................Nothing to Declare

09:00 ...............Storage Hunters

11:00 .....................Four in a Bed 12:05 .....................Four in a Bed

11:00 ................................ Forever

10:00 .............American Pickers

13:05 .....................Four in a Bed

12:00 ......................................NCIS: Los Angeles

11:00 .............American Pickers

13:00 .................... Hawaii Five-0

12:30 ...........Lizard Lick Towing

13:40 ........... A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 14:45........... A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 15:50.......................... Time Team 16:50 ..........................Time Team 17:55 ...................Vet on the Hill 18:55............. The Secret Life of the Zoo 19:55 ........... Grand Designs 21:00.....Selling Houses with Amanda Lamb 22:05.Million Pound Movers 23:05 ... 24 Hours in A and E 00:05 ........Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 01:05.....Selling Houses with Amanda Lamb

08:00 .......................Monkey Life

15:00 ............NCIS: Los Angeles 16:00.................................. Haven 17:00 ................. Modern Family 18:00 ....................Futurama

12:00 ...........Lizard Lick Towing 13:00............................. Top Gear 14:00............................. Top Gear 15:00............ Jay Leno’s Garage

18:30 .............The Simpsons

16:00...... Steve Austin’s Broken Skull Challenge

19:00 .............The Simpsons

17:00............................. Top Gear

19:30 .............The Simpsons

18:00..................... Top Gear

20:00..................... Supergirl

19:20..................... Top Gear

21:00 .................... The Flash

21:00................. Taskmaster

22:00 .............. Searching for Madeleine

22:00 .............Dave Gorman: Modern Life is Goodish

23:00 ............. Hawaii Five-0

23:00....... Live at the Apollo

00:00..........Carters Get Rich

00:00 .................. Taskmaste

00:30 .........Carters Get Rich

01:00 ..............Steve Austin’s Broken Skull Challenge

01:00 ............. Hawaii Five-0

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06:00 ...................... Breakfast 09:15 .............Rip Off Britain 10:00...... Homes Under the Hammer 11:00 .................The Wanted 11:45 ................ Claimed and Shamed 12:15 .............. Bargain Hunt 13:00 ...... BBC News at One 13:45 .........................Doctors 14:15 .......................The Boss 15:00 ...............Escape to the Country 15:45........... Garden Rescue 16:30.......... Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 17:15 .......................Pointless 18:00.... BBC News at Six 19:00....... The One Show 20:00 ........... MasterChef 21:00...........Madeleine Mccann: 10 Years on

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22:00 ... BBC News at Ten 22:45............. Peter Kay’s Car Share 23:15 .............A Question of Sport 23:45...............Mind Over Marathon 00:45...... Weather for the Week Ahead

06:00.Flog it! Trade Secrets 06:30 ...........Garden Rescue 07:15 ..........Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 08:00 .......................See Hear 08:30 .....Grand Tours of the Scottish Islands 09:00 .. Victoria Derbyshire 11:00 .BBC Newsroom Live 12:00....... The Daily Politics 13:00.................... Two Tribes 13:30 ..............Holiday of My Lifetime with Len Goodman 14:00 .............Natural World 14:50 ..... Who Do You Think You Are? 15:50 ...................... Red Rock 16:35 ...................... Red Rock 17:15........................... Flog It! 18:00 ................ Celebrity Eggheads 18:45 ............. Debatable 19:30 .......... Great British Menu 20:00.............Trust Me, CW I’m a Vet choice 21:00....... Second Chance Summer: Tuscany 22:00.........Rhod Gilbert’s Work Experience 22:30..............Newsnight 23:15.................. Horizon

06:00 ............ Good Morning Britain 08:30 ........................ Lorraine 09:25.......... The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30 .............. This Morning 12:30............. Loose Women 13:30 .............ITV Lunchtime News 13:55 ..... ITV News London 14:00 .............. Judge Rinder 15:00 .........Culinary Genius 16:00...............Tipping Point 17:00 .....................Babushka 18:00................ ITV News London 18:30............ ITV Evening News 19:00............ Emmerdale 19:30..Coronation Street 20:00........ Tonight at the London Palladium 21:00............... Benidorm

06:00 ....................... Countdown 06:45 .................. Will and Grace 07:35 .............. Everybody Loves Raymond 09:05 ..................................Frasier 10:05 ..............................Car S.O.S 11:05........ Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 12:00 ...............Channel 4 News 12:05 ...........The Question Jury 13:05.......... Posh Pawnbrokers 14:10....................... Countdown 15:00....................Fifteen to One 16:00........... A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 17:00 .....................Four in a Bed 17:30..... Extreme Cake Makers 18:00............. The Simpsons 18:30................... Hollyoaks 19:00......... Channel 4 News 20:00 ................. How to Live Mortgage Free with Sarah Beeny 21:00 ..........Confessions of a Junior Doctor 22:00...My Online Nightmare 23:05 ................. Gogglebox 00:10............. Snowbombing 2017: Music on 4

06:00.......................Children’s TV 09:15............... The Wright Stuff

06:00.................. Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records

11:15 ..........GPs: Behind Closed Doors

06:10 ..... You’ve Been Framed!

12:10 ..........5 News Lunchtime 12:15............ The Gadget Show

07:20 .......The Ellen DeGeneres Show

13:15.............. Home and Away

08:00......................... Emmerdale

13:45 ....................... Neighbours

08:30............................ The Cube

14:15 ......................................NCIS

09:35 ....................................Psych

15:15 .........Taken Back: Finding Haley

10:25........................ Below Deck

06:35 ........................Below Deck

17:00 ........................ 5 News at 5

11:20................ Who’s Doing the Dishes?

17:30 ....................... Neighbours

12:25........................ Emmerdale

18:00 .........Home and Away

12:55 ..... You’ve Been Framed!

18:30 .......... 5 News Tonight

14:00....... The Ellen DeGeneres Show

19:00............... Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railways

14:50....The Jeremy Kyle Show

20:00 .................GPs: Behind Closed Doors

17:00..................... Judge Rinder

21:00............Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away!

20:00....Two and a Half Men

22:00...One Night with My Ex 23:05............... Violent Child, Desperate Parents 00:05................. On Benefits

18:00.... You’ve Been Framed!

21:00......Shaun of the Dead 23:00 ................. Family Guy 00:05............ American Dad! 01:00....Two and a Half Men

22:00...... ITV News at Ten and Weather 22:30.. ITV News London 22:40....UEFA Champions League Highlights 23:40......... Chris Froome: Sports Life Stories 00:30............ Jackpot247

08:55........... A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun

06:00.................... Hawaii Five-0

07:00 .... Scrapheap Challenge

08:00....................... Monkey Life

08:10 .............American Pickers

09:55 ........... A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun

09:00............ It’s Me or the Dog

09:00 ...............Storage Hunters

09:30............ It’s Me or the Dog

09:30................Storage Hunters

10:00......... Nothing to Declare

10:00 .............American Pickers

11:00 ................................ Forever

12:00........... Lizard Lick Towing

12:00 ............NCIS: Los Angeles

12:30........... Lizard Lick Towing

13:00 .................... Hawaii Five-0

13:00............................. Top Gear

15:00 ............NCIS: Los Angeles

14:00.............................. Top Gear

16:00 .................................. Haven

15:00 ............Jay Leno’s Garage

17:00 ................. Modern Family

16:00 ......Steve Austin’s Broken Skull Challenge

11:00 .....................Four in a Bed 11:35 .....................Four in a Bed 12:05 .....................Four in a Bed 12:35..................... Four in a Bed 13:05 .....................Four in a Bed 13:40 ........... A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 14:45........... A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun

17:30 ................. Modern Family

17:00 ............................. Top Gear

15:50 ..........................Time Team

18:00.................... Futurama

17:55 ...................Vet on the Hill

18:30 .............The Simpsons

18:55............. The Secret Life of the Zoo

19:30 .............The Simpsons 20:00 ................. Macguyver

20:00 .......... Sin City Motors

19:55 ........... Grand Designs

21:00 ...............The Blacklist: Redemption

21:00....... Live at the Apollo 22:00..... Would I Lie to You?

22:00 ......NCIS: Los Angeles

22:40..... Would I Lie to You?

23:00................. A League of Their Own

23:20........... Mock the Week

22:00 ..... My Floating Home 23:05 ......................24 Hours in A and E 00:05........... 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 01:10........... 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown

00:00 ............... Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 01:00.................. Revolution

18:00..................... Top Gear 19:00 .....................Top Gear

00:00 ................ Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled 01:00...............Steve Austin’s Broken Skull Challenge

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06:00 ...................... Breakfast 09:15..............Rip Off Britain 10:00 ...... Homes Under the Hammer 11:00................. The Wanted 11:45 ................ Claimed and Shamed 12:15 .............. Bargain Hunt 13:00 ......................BBC News at One 13:30................. BBC London News 13:45......................... Doctors 14:15 .......................The Boss 15:00 ...............Escape to the Country 15:45 ...........Garden Rescue 16:30.......... Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 17:15 .......................Pointless 18:00 .... BBC News at Six 18:30 ........... BBC London News 19:00 .......The One Show 19:30 ............ EastEnders 20:00 ........... MasterChef 21:00................ The Truth About Stress 22:00................ BBC News at Ten 22:30............ BBC London News 22:45....... Question Time 23:45...............This Week

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06:00 ............................ Flog it!

Trade Secrets 06:30 ...........Garden Rescue 07:15 ..........Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 08:00 .................... Gardeners’ World 08:30..... Grand Tours of the Scottish Islands 09:00 .......................... Victoria Derbyshire 11:00 ...........BBC Newsroom Live 12:00 .......The Daily Politics 13:00.................... Two Tribes 13:30 .................. Countryfile 13:50 .............Natural World 14:50 .................Who Do You Think You Are? 15:50 ...................... Red Rock 16:30 ...................... Red Rock 17:15 ...........................Flog It! 18:00 ................ Celebrity Eggheads 18:45............. Debatable 19:30........... Great British Menu 20:00 ...............The World According to Kids 21:00 ..................The Last Kingdom 22:00 .................Match of the Day 22:30............. Newsnight 23:15 ................. Horizon

06:00 ............ Good Morning Britain

06:00....................... Countdown

06:00.......................Children’s TV

06:45 .................. Will and Grace

08:50 ............................... Wissper

08:30........................ Lorraine

07:35 .............. Everybody Loves Raymond

09:00 ..... Wanda and the Alien

09:25.......... The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30 .............. This Morning 12:30 ............ Loose Women 13:30............. ITV Lunchtime News

09:05.................................. Frasier 09:35.................................. Frasier 10:05 ..............................Car S.O.S 11:05 ........ Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 12:00 ...............Channel 4 News 12:05........... The Question Jury

13:55 ..... ITV News London

13:05.......... Posh Pawnbrokers

14:00.............. Judge Rinder

14:10....................... Countdown

15:00......... Culinary Genius

15:00....................Fifteen to One

16:00 ..............Tipping Point 17:00 .....................Babushka

16:00........... A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun

09:15 ...............The Wright Stuff 11:15 .........................GPs: Behind Closed Doors 12:10 ..........5 News Lunchtime 12:15 ........................On Benefits 13:15 .............. Home and Away 13:45 ....................... Neighbours 14:15 ......................................NCIS 15:15........................ Love, Again 17:00 ........................ 5 News at 5 17:30 ....................... Neighbours

17:00......................Four in a Bed

18:00 .........Home and Away

18:00................ ITV News London

17:30 .... Extreme Cake Makers

18:30 .......... 5 News Tonight

18:00 .............The Simpsons

18:30 ........... ITV Evening News

18:30 ................... Hollyoaks

19:00 .......... Secrets of Great British Castles

19:00 ......... Channel 4 News

20:00 ................ On Benefits

19:00............ Emmerdale

20:00 ............. The Supervet

19:30............. How Safe is Your Pension?

Tonight

21:00................. Born to Kill

21:00 ....Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords

20:00............ Emmerdale

22:00................ How to Get a Council House 23:00................... First Dates

22:00.......Mind the Age Gap 23:05......................Danniella Westbrook: In Therapy

06:00 ..................Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 06:10 ..... You’ve Been Framed!

06:35 ........................Below Deck 07:20 .......The Ellen DeGeneres Show 08:00 ........................ Emmerdale 08:30 ............Coronation Street 09:00 ..... You’ve Been Framed!

09:35 ....................................Psych 10:25 ........................Below Deck 11:20 ............... Who’s Doing the Dishes?

12:25 ........................ Emmerdale 12:55 ............Coronation Street 13:30 ..... You’ve Been Framed!

14:00 .......The Ellen DeGeneres Show 14:50 ...The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:00..................... Judge Rinder 18:00..... Totally You’ve Been Framed! Gold 19:00..You’ve Been Framed!

20:00....Two and a Half Men 21:00 ........................... Mom 22:00............ Celebrity Juice 23:00................. Family Guy

20:30.... Joanna Lumley’s Postcards 21:00.............Car Crash W C Britain Caught choice on Camera 22:00...... ITV News at Ten and Weather 22:30 ................ ITV News London 22:40 ..........UEFA Europa League Highlights 23:40......... Tipping Point

Car Crash Britain: Caught On Camera ITV1, 21.00

This returning four-part factual series features allnew footage of Britain’s most shocking road accidents, jaw-dropping driving and miraculous near misses – caught on camera by the people at the very centre

of the action.

The real-life drama on the nation’s roads is captured by cameras on drivers’ dashboards, on bike helmets, smartphones and CCTV. Stories tonight include lessons with the man who holds the world record for the tightest parallel park, tales of miraculous survival from motorway smashes and what happened when a man’s runaway tractor crashed into his ex-wife’s garden.

08:55 ........... A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun

06:00 .................... Hawaii Five-0 08:00 .......................Monkey Life

07:00 ...........................Scrapheap Challenge

09:55 ........... A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun

09:00 ............It’s Me or the Dog

08:10............. American Pickers

10:00 .......................... Nothing to Declare

09:00 ...............Storage Hunters

11:00 .....................Four in a Bed 11:35......................Four in a Bed 12:05..................... Four in a Bed

10:30.......................... Nothing to Declare

12:35..................... Four in a Bed

11:00................................ Forever

09:30 ...............Storage Hunters: Best of Jesse 10:00 .............American Pickers 11:00............. American Pickers

13:05..................... Four in a Bed

12:00............ NCIS: Los Angeles

13:40........... A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun

13:00 .................... Hawaii Five-0 14:00 .................... Hawaii Five-0

14:40 ........... A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun

15:00 ............NCIS: Los Angeles

15:45.......................... Time Team

17:00 ................. Modern Family

15:00 ............Jay Leno’s Garage

16:50.......................... Time Team

18:00.................... Futurama

17:55................... Vet on the Hill

18:30............. The Simpsons

18:55............. The Secret Life of the Zoo

19:00............. The Simpsons

16:00......................Steve Austin’s Broken Skull Challenge

19:55 ........... Grand Designs

20:00 ............... Duck Quacks Don’t Echo

21:00 .......... The Good Fight 22:15 .......................... A Very British Hotel 23:15................... 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown

16:00 .................................. Haven

19:30 .............The Simpsons

12:00........... Lizard Lick Towing 12:30 ...........Lizard Lick Towing 13:00 ............................. Top Gear 14:00 ............................. Top Gear

17:00.............. Ronnie’s Redneck Road Trip 17:30 ............................. Top Gear

21:00 ..........................Arrow

18:30.................. Live Tennis

22:00 .................... Stan Lee’s Lucky Man

22:30 .................Taskmaster

23:00........... Micky Flanagan Thinking Aloud

23:30 .............Dave Gorman: Modern Life is Goodish

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1st International Mime Festival

Los Realejos Fireworks Spectacular

José Piris comes to town with the Mimox Company and Cristina Collado, who perform in Garachico from 28 to 30 April. In addition to the actual shows, there will be workshops for actors, training in nonverbal language for business executives, and activities for students studying at the Conservatory and School of Acting.

The most celebrated fireworks event on the island.

28th - 30th April garachico 29th april - 1st May

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Adeje 29th april

3rd May, 21.30

La laguna

Los Realejos

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May

Travesia Puerto Colon Bar rewind, 4hr boat trip

June May

April

7 Islands Folk Festival

As occurs every April, folk artists and groups from across the Canaries converge on Tegueste for a Festival which portrays Canarian folk traditions in all their splendour. The festival is held on the Friday immediately before the popular Country Fair in honour of St Mark.

8th-11th June Magma Tenerife, Las Americas The Council of Sports of the City Council of the Historic Town of Santiago del Teide organises the “II edition of Extreme Descent of Mountain Bike of Santiago del Teide” on 21st May. 21st may

1st May, 12.30pm

28th April

Puerto Colon

tegueste

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Santiago del teide www.deportessantiago delteide.com

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May Celebration of the VI Canarian Cup of the Canarian territorial, in the auditorium Infanta Leonor, Los Cristianos.

13th may Auditorio Infanta Leonor, Los Cristianos www.canarysport.es

April May

Moscow ballet

The Moscow Ballet was founded by Timur Fayziev in 1989. Having travelled around much of the world and retired from the stage, Timur Fayziev decided to found his own dancers’ training academy. Within just a few years of travel, the company made numerous tours in Japan, England, Spain, Ireland, Germany, Thailand and most prestigiously in the Canaries. They return this time with Swan Lake, and Beauty and the Beast.

9th-10th May

29th - 30th April

Auditorium Leonor, Los Cristianos

La Orotava

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Lifestyle

28th April - 4th May 2017

Sitting down, an unhealthy way to live...

The price on your head

By Carl pattison from Robot

“I DID it to save a few euros” is one, “I thought I could do it myself” is another, along with “my friend said she could do it”.

These are all but a few of the excuses we hear in the salon, as to why someone has messed up their hair.

Yet, paying the cost of correcting your hair in the hands of a nonprofessional can add up to a small fortune.

Often, it’s salon work that’s gone wrong, or home colours and cuts that have ended up in tears.

As many of my clients agree, “you get what you pay for”, so why

is it that some can’t resist saving a little money, and risk a cheaper service, only to be devastated with the results?

Last week, a new product company offered me a special deal of 1½ litres of shampoo for just over three euros! I wouldn’t wash my car in it, let alone clients’ hair.

Cheap anything, be it food, clothing or hairdressing, comes at a price; the quality isn’t, and can’t be, the same.You are what you eat, wear and

put on your head; it’s the same principle.

Corners have to be cut, and so does the professionalism. You can’t be offered cheap, yet expect the best; it just isn’t feasible.

I’ve heard of salons using supermarket colours that they keep hidden, using these cheaper alternatives to save a few euros, without, of course, informing the client.

It costs “X” to produce a salon colour, yet seeing bargain hairdressing just doesn’t add up. There has to be a profit, but at what cost to your hair?

So, the next time you’re in the salon, ask about what’s being used and the ingredients/brand etc.

This will ensure that you are getting what you pay for, and not a product that’s going to cause years of harm to your hair and your wallet.

Fashion has no size

By Carl Pattison WE are very accustomed to seeing images of wafer-thin, bikini models with perfect bodies, and over-the-top, photoshopped pictures that have no relevance to today’s woman.

Imagine if your day out at the beach started with “what the heck do I wear?”

Larger women want to look just as good as any other lady, but, for some, finding that bikini/swimsuit is all that more difficult.

Choosing one, if you can find one, is a major decision between what do you show, and what do you cover up? A two-piece

can be too revealing, yet a one-piece can look too mature and mumsy, and it can cover up the areas you want to tan.

It’s all about personal choice, and how confident you are as a larger woman. You shouldn’t feel selfconscious, but, let’s face it, it’s the nearest you’ll get to being “naked” in public.

Depending on the

style, opt for blockcoloured items or simple patterns. Don’t do loud and gaudy, as this will emphasise your shape.

Keep things chic but stylish, and don’t add bulk by choosing embellished swimwear or the “shoestring-type” cuts.

These will pile on the pounds, and make you look larger than you are. Beach wraps are great for making things more discreet, and will give you that added confidence as you’re arriving at/ leaving the beach.

It’s all about finding the shape and cut that’s going to flatter you the most.

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By Val Sainsbury FOR those of you who believe that keeping active can undo the bad effects of sitting for too long, think again!

Even if you exercise regularly, being immobile can still be bad for your heart.

“Based on existing evidence, we found that US adults are sedentary for about 6-8 hours a day,” said Deborah Rohm Young, Chair of The American Heart Association (AHA) panel.

And the problem only gets worse with age.

“Adults 60 years and older spend between 8.5 to 9.6 hours a day in sedentary time,” she added.

“Regardless of how much physical activity someone gets, prolonged sitting could negatively impact the health of your heart and blood vessels.”

And heart specialist, Dr. Barbara George, director of the Centre for Cardiovascular Lifestyle Medicine at Winthrop -University Hospital in Mineola, N.Y. agreed, saying: “Don’t be a sitting duck for cardiovascular disease; move more and sit less.”

A sedentary lifestyle may also be associated with an increased risk of diabetes, impaired insulin sensitivity (linked to diabetes) and a higher risk of death from any cause.

According to the AHA, people should try to get at least 30 minutes of moderate-to-vigorous exercise a day, to reach the recommended 150 minutes of moderate exercise, or 75 minutes of vigorous exercise, a week. This is necessary to lower one’s risk of heart disease and other causes of mortality, and is healthier than trying to cram their weekly exercise into one or two days.

And it’s not yet clear if people should replace prolonged inactivity with simple movement, or moderate-to-vigorous physical activity. The AHA said: “There’s a lot of research that we need to do. This statement is important because it starts the ball rolling, and suggests sedentary behaviour may play an important role in heart health and more.

But it’s too early to make conclusive recommendations, other than to encourage people to sit less and move more.”

Dr. Suzanne Steinbaum is a cardiologist at Lenox Hill Hospital

in New York City. She agreed that, based on the evidence, sitting is more than just a ‘lack of moving’.

“The real risk simply comes down to the amount we sit, without there being a true antidote [such as exercise],” she said.

“Society has evolved to encourage sitting.

“Our lives have become focused on activities requiring us to be still, whether it be commuting or transportation, our computers, or the television in our leisure time.

“Sociologically, instead of being active to be productive or to have enjoyment, our productivity and fun often requires minimal exertion.”

Dr. George offered some tips to help minimise sitting, and the health dangers it may cause: Take a 1-3 break every half-hour during the day to stand, or walk around.

Stand or exercise while watching TV, or working on the computer.

Give up your seat on public transport.

“Walk and talk” rather than “sit and speak” while talking on the phone.

If you sit at your job all day long, set an alarm on your mobile (on low) to remind yourself to stand up at least every two hours, for more than a minute at a time. Stretch, bend or take a short walk.

Gradually reduce daily sitting time by 15-20 minutes a day, aiming for 2-3 fewer sedentary hours over a 12-hour day.

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28th April - 4th May 2017

Go bananas for a good night's sleep ALTHOUGH we may not all realise its importance, sleep is as essential to our bodies as food or water.

Whenever we fall behind with our work, it seems natural to skip a few hours of sleep in order to catch up.

But if we keep doing this, our bodies respond, and they are just as moody as we are.

To avoid the nasty effects of sleep deprivation, try this banana and cinnamon tea, which can serve as a natural cure for restlessness, without any of the side effects of sleeping pills.

Instead of replacing one health issue with another using medication, try a simple tea recipe to help you fall asleep.

There are many reasons why we should always strive to protect a healthy sleeping routine, some of which include improved learning and memory, a good metabolism, a bright mood and even our safety during the day.

Banana and cinnamon tea helps ensure restful sleep at night, by aiding your body as it cleanses the accumulated stress from throughout the day.

Stress relief and bananas Bananas are a super-healthy snack that can deliver a great nutritional punch for your body. When it comes to achieving better sleep during the night, the potassium and magnesium in bananas can really offer a helping hand.

Both these minerals serve as muscle relaxants, and let your body get ready to doze off. They also help your body fight off the excess of cortisol accumulated throughout a stressful day.

In addition, bananas have

been linked to a host of potential health benefits.

These include lowering blood pressure and decreasing the risk of developing asthma and certain types of cancer, as well as keeping the heart healthy.

Bananas have also been shown to improve memory and even boost mood. At the end of the day, snacking

on a banana in the evening is a win-win situation.

The soothing flavour of cinnamon Cinnamon is one of the healthiest spices available.

A study published in The Journal of Nutrition showed that cinnamon could lower blood sugar in people with diabetes, help prevent Alzheimer's disease and

counteract the negative effects of fattening meals.

In addition, cinnamon may be used to treat muscle spasms and infections, as well as to keep away the common cold.

For those having trouble sleeping at night, cinnamon will act as a warming tonic.

It will help your body relax and alleviate your stress. At the same time, it will take care of your body's digestion and help you achieve a restful, uninterrupted sleep.

Tea combo works better than sleeping pills Sleeping pills might be a quick fix for your insomnia problem, but they're also very risky for your health. In addition, it doesn't take long to develop a tolerance and be forced to increase your dose, so why exchange one health issue for another?

Banana and cinnamon tea could work to the same

effect, but without wreaking havoc in your body.

Preparing banana and cinnamon tea is very simple, and takes no more than 10 minutes. All you need is a banana, a small pan of water, a sprinkle of cinnamon and, if you like, some stevia for sweetening.

To begin, cut off the ends of the banana and place it in the pan. Then boil the pot of water with the banana for about 10 minutes. Finally, sprinkle the cinnamon and enjoy! Because conventional, processed sugar might spike your blood-sugar levels right before bed and lead to a restless night, stevia is a much-preferred alternative.

About one hour before going to sleep, drink the cup of tea and allow your body to relax. You'll notice the difference in the morning, when you'll wake up in a fantastic mood!

Keep healthy: 'ave an avocado AVOCADOS are one of the favourites of the produce section in the shops.

They’re the go-to ingredient for guacamole dips at parties, and turn up in everything from salads and wraps, to smoothies and even brownies. So what, exactly, makes this pear-shaped berry (yes, that’s right!) such a super food?

Nutrient all-star Avocados offer nearly 20 vitamins and minerals in every serving, including potassium (which helps control blood pressure), lutein (which is good for your eyes), and folate (which is crucial for cell repair and during pregnancy).

They are a good source of B vitamins, which help

you fight off disease and infection. They also give you vitamins C and E, plus natural plant chemicals that may help prevent cancer.

Avocados are low in sugar, and they contain fibre, which helps you feel full longer.

In one study, people who added a fresh avocado half to their lunch were less interested in eating during the next three hours.

They are high in monounsaturated fat, which helps to lower bad cholesterol.

How to prepare avocados Store avocados at room temperature, keeping in mind that they can take 4-5 days to ripen. To speed up the ripening process, put them in a paper bag, along with an apple or banana.

When the outside skins are black or dark purple, and yield to gentle pressure, they’re ready to eat or refrigerate.

Wash them before cutting so that dirt and bacteria aren’t transferred from the knife onto the pulp. While guacamole is arguably the most popular way to eat avocado, you can also puree and toss with pasta, substitute for butter or oil in your favorite baked-good recipes, or spread or slice onto sandwiches.

Avocado seeds Did you know that the seed makes the flesh pale in comparison? It contains 70% of the antioxidants, amino acids and other healing plant compounds in each avocado.

Here’s how to eat the seeds: First, allow your avocado pit or seed to dry out for approximately a week, once it has been removed from the fruit. Then, remove the fine layer around the seed which separates it from the flesh of the avocado.

Use a cheese grater, coffee grinder, or food processor, and grate the seed. You can either sprinkle the grated avocado seed on salads, rice, and vegetable dishes, or use it in smoothies.

Allergic to latex?

If you have a latex allergy, talk to your doctor before adding avocado to your diet.

People with a serious allergy to latex may also experience symptoms after eating avocado.

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Wine and Dine

28th April - 4th May 2017

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The Swan Fresh food served 7 days a week, all with good quality produce. We also cater for any special requirements.

Daily Specials. Friday: Cod and chips night.

Sunday Lunch: 12noon - 8pm. Bookings advisable.

24hr-notice for paella, lamb shank, fillet steak or ask us for anything you fancy.

Or just pop in for a drink, with live entertainment every night, 9pm - midnight, and your favourite quiz on Sunday evenings. Great entertainment, even greater value!

In front of Margarita Apartments, Los Cristianos

Open: 10am - Late. Food until 8pm

Call: 603 164 862

Thai Botanico Experience contemporary Oriental dining at its finest. Ingredients are delicately and skilfully prepared and presented in gourmet dishes that embody the colours and tastes of Thailand. The colourful menu is more than complemented by the cool surroundings.

The stunning, botanical dining terrace is filled with a rich mixture of beautiful plants, and decorated with authentic imported artefacts from the Eastern regions, giving you the feeling of being in a restaurant perched on a hillside in Thailand.

Free bottle of house wine with the purchase of 2 main meals (bring this advert with you) Valid until: 31st May 2017

The Reef Fish & Chip Shop Serving cod, haddock & chip shop classics all cooked with our secret-recipe beer batter.

Full restaurant menu serving a wide selection & daily specials.

Free delivery in Golf Del Sur area on orders over 10 euros.

The Reef, the plaice to be!

Las Americas

166 Golf Park, Calle JM Galvan Bello, Golf del Sur

Open: Mon - Sat, 1.30pm - 11.30pm. Sun, 6pm - 11pm

Open: Tues - Sat, 5pm - midnight. Sun, 5pm - 10pm

Call: 922 797 759

Call: 922 691 599

Bombay Babu Bombay Babu offers you the best of Authentic Indian cuisine and takes pride in its menu from Mogul cuisine to Wholesome Punjabi flair.

A fusion of dishes from the East and West for all lovers of exotic cuisine. A relaxing interior where you will find cheerful and happy staff waiting to serve you.

In the mood for good food, and a calm and contemporary ambience? Give us a try - we know you’ll be back for more.

For reservations or take aways, with free delivery call

Callao Salvaje... 922 72 35 14 Torviscas............ 922 71 94 63 La Tejita............. 922 70 50 92

James’s Place The only British bar and the jewel in the crown in La Caleta. Something for all the family with stylish dining area, sun-drenched terrace, games room, all your Live Sport and a fantastic menu. Freshly beer-battered fish and home to ‘The Best’ Sunday Roast in the area!

1pm-6pm James’s Place - Where we just haven’t met you yet!

La Caleta

Open: Food served Mon-Sat: 10am - 10pm.

Sun: 10am - 6pm. Open til late.

Call: 922 168 139

Or at bombay-babu.com

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Closed for refurbishment from 24th April... Watch this space...

Our gourmet burgers are 2nd to none Come and join us on our new sunny terrace and enjoy a cocktail or two... Food served all day. Full English breakfasts, burgers, toasties, plus full evening menu including; sirloin steak, Canarian-style chicken and American rib rack. Sunday Roast served all day.

All major sports shown live. Happy Hour: 6pm - 7pm

Lupita Parque de la Reina has a secret - Lupita restaurant is fast becoming the place to eat, and it has a well-deserved reputation. All the usual Mexican specialities are on offer, but from midday until 4pm, check out its 3.95-euro menu. You can have a bowl of soup or garlic bread, main meal (selection of 20) and ice cream or coffee to finish, which is excellent value for money. Also, evening and weekend menus are available from 4.95 euros. Now open Mondays!

Castle Harbour, Los Cristianos

Cañada Blanca 2, Parque de la Reina

Open: 9am - 11pm, kitchen open, 9am - 10pm

Open: Everyday, 12noon - 11pm

Tel: 922 750 949

Call: 922 739 250

Roy’s Pizza Indian and Tandoori Looking for the best pizza restaurant in Las Americas? Roy’s is the best option for takeaway and deliveries.

Now celebrating 24 years in the business, Roy’s Pizza offers the largest selection of food delivery options in Tenerife South, and has many unique dishes to offer for your pleasure.

Whether its delicious currys or fabulous American pizzas, our food always hits the spot.

Just give us a call and we can deliver to your home or hotel.

San Eugenio Alto, Costa Adeje Open: Everyday, 12pm - 2am

Tel: 922 71 41 83

Ted’s Grill Formerly Fernando’s, with same succulent Flame-Grilled Peri-Peri Chicken on the menu.

However, we have now introduced the Ted’s Tower 100% Beef Burger, or you can build your own. Also, try our amazing Giant BBQ Honey-Glazed Ribs, Sunday lunches, Breakfasts, Homemade Italian Pasta including Veggie Dishes, or why not grill your own steak to your liking at your table?

Ted´s Bar & Grill 100% the resident’s choice.

Bring this advert to get a 10% discount (or quote code: FGF10)

Las Veronicas, next to O’Neill’s Bar Open: 11am - 2am

Smokey’s Beer Garden Come and enjoy a drink, brunch, lunch or dinner at Smokey’s beer garden & enjoy the views overlooking Puerto Colon and La Gomera.

Well known for ribs, burger and gourmet street food. With live entertainment starting at 3pm every day, the Smokey’s team welcomes you.

Plus kids under 12 eat for free.

Look out for our special offers on drinks and food, follow us on Facebook and instagram.

You’ll find us street level, opposite the lifts in Teranova shopping center, Puerto Colon

Call: 634 811 930

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Wine and Dine

28th April - 4th May 2017

Fusion Lounge bar

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Fusion Cabaret bar

If you fancy having a drink while taking in a great view and seeing how the posh live, you’ll definitely want to check the rooftop chill-out area at Fusion restaurant in Amarilla Golf.

Chill and relax on the sunny roof-top terraces with breathtaking panoramic views while enjoying delicious cocktails, plush tapas plates, classic international dishes and matured meats from Giuseppe. Feel on top of the world at Fusion restaurant

The Golfs’ only truly cabaret bar, Fusion in Amarilla Golf, hosts a regular roster of live music while you enjoy fine gourmet food. You will find some of the island’s top performers, Jacqui Peters, Obsession Duo, Jersey Boys, Riffs & Quiffs and Carole Grays on hand to entertain you while you enjoy your Gourmet food at prices you can afford.

Fairways Club, Amarilla Golf.

Open: Daily 9am - 11.45pm

Call: 922 70 80 69

Fairways Club, Amarilla Golf.

Open: Daily 9am - 11.45pm

Call: 922 70 80 69

Fusion Restaurant A unique new restaurant bringing a muchneeded, fine-dining experience to Amarilla Golf.

Gourmet food at prices you can afford. An international restaurant with romantic charm, Fusion restaurant is one of the most entertaining restaurants in the south of Tenerife. Not only host to plush tapas-inspired plates, classic international dishes and organic matured meats from Giuseppe, a well established butcher in Los Abrigos, Fusion hosts a regular roster of live music.

Fairways Club, Amarilla Golf.

Open: Daily 9am - 11.45pm

Call: 922 70 80 69

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Tu Casa

28th April - 4th May 2017

Featuring: Relevant Information, Property for sale, Property for rent, For your garden, Electrics, Kitchens, Gadgets, Lots more...

Window dressing for sunny days DR E S S I NG the windows is very important in any home as part of the interior- design scheme, but hot climates present a different kind of problem from the UK. Firstly, instead of keeping the cold out with thermal curtains, you need to think about limiting the amount of sun that can enter your property, for various reasons.

Too much sun will leave your rooms hot, and fade the soft furnishings, including sofas and bedspreads.

In addition, sun can affect your ability to watch TV, or be uncomfortable if it is direct, at the height of the afternoon.

When the sun is at its hottest during the afternoon, you don’t want to close the curtains and sit in the dark, so you need to look for a solution that will solve all these problems.

A nice solution, especially on balconies and terraces, are outside sun shades, which are attached to the wall and can be operated manually or with a remote control.

Sometimes, the community dictates the fabric one is allowed to use for the sun shades. They can be a very nice decoration for your outside space, and help you keep the house cool, as well as protecting the furniture from fading, reducing the glare and protecting you from UV rays.

An alternative solution is to use slatted window dressings which can be opened or closed, and also give you the opportunity to change the angle of the slats to control the light. This is a more modern and versatile solution.

Vertical blinds, for example, have slats that can be opened or closed, based on need.

They can be made in sunblock material, so can completely block the light, or allow light in at certain angles.

They can also be moved to either side, to allow entrance and exit through patio doors, for example.

This option enables you to control the light coming into your room, and angle the slats so that the room is

still light, but without direct sunshine. This will allow you to watch TV, or protect and shade certain parts of your room as the sun moves around. There is a wide range of colours and textures available in both types of blind.

If your house is overlooked by neighbours, or by people walking past, you can angle the slats so that your room benefits from natural light, but people cannot see inside.

Japanese panels are a very chic option to dress your window, with wide slats of fabric that glide on separate rails. You can choose the height, width and number of panels and the materials. They glide smoothly, and offer a

functional and elegant way of shading your room.

The slight disadvantage of this type of window dressing is that they really need to fit the windows perfectly, and it is unlikely that you will find readymade versions that will be exactly the right size.

However, made-toorder blinds are not as expensive as you might think, so it’s definitely worth getting an estimate.

All items mentioned are available from Deco Nuevo on 922 789729, who will come to your home to measure and fit. Estimates are free and without obligation, and measuring and fitting is included in the price.

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Plenty of homes will suit everyone’s needs

By Sonya Hinley from Tenerife Island rentals

THERE are some excellent opportunities available in Tenerife for purchasing a good-priced property. Whether it’s for a second home, an investment or as a rental property offering a good return, there are those to suit all budgets.

Looking for a property as an investment may seem like a simple thing to do, but you have to bear in mind that what you like as a holiday apartment, may not always give the best return.

The main tourist areas of Los Cristianos, Playa de las Américas and Costa Adeje are popular resorts for holiday-makers.

However, residents on the island like to consider areas outside the popular resorts, such as Valle San Lorenzo, Buzanada,

Las Chafiras and Chayofa, to name a few.

Most long-term residents are quite happy to consider a 15-minute drive from the main resorts. It is important to remember that although the rental prices for these properties are slightly lower, the price of the property will be considerably lower than those in tourist areas.

Tenerife is becoming a multinational island, with people from all walks of life. Many residents here love the Canarian properties which can be found when moving outside the towns, and the friendly atmosphere amongst the local people.

Many families relocating to the island need to be close to schools and local amenities, which are available in abundance in popular areas.

Tenerife properties offer a great investment, whether it be a studio, house or Canarian finca with its own orchard.

People searching for a relaxed lifestyle in the Canarian countryside look

for fincas, where they can enjoy the benefits of peace and tranquility, without the hustle and bustle of the busier resorts.

Two-bedroom properties are very popular, and the benefit of a second bedroom can bring in a healthy return on your investment.

For any investor, the return is always important, as well as buying in an upcoming area.

An example of this is Parque de la Reina, which, over the past few years, has grown immensely, making this a popular area with a primary school, park and the imminent construction of a secondary school. With a regular bus service, Los Cristianos is just a short journey away.

Ground-floor properties, and those with outside space, make fantastic investment opportunities. With all-yearround sunshine, potential renters like to take full advantage of outdoor living, without having to leave their home.

Many long-term residents

complain of lack of storage, so purchasing a property with a garage or internal storage room is a bonus for anyone renting the property.

The majority of people moving to the island are downsizing and bringing personal belongings with them, so having the option of extra storage gives them the possibility of transporting their little piece of home with them.

The question of furniture always arises with owners and tenants alike. Most properties here are sold furnished, and, although the majority of properties rented are furnished, some tenants have their own furniture.

So, even if the property in which you decide to invest does not have furniture, or perhaps it has seen better days, this shouldn’t deter you from investing.

Removing personal belongings and unnecessary clutter are imperative when renting out your investment property.

Tenants needs as much space

as possible, so, on the odd occasion you do want to leave personal belongings in a property, then it may be advisable to lock these away in one cupboard.

Even the most-responsible tenant can have an accident, so anything that is important to you should be removed from the property.

Everybody lives different lifestyles: some people prefer crisp, clean lines with no clutter and immaculate surroundings, whilst others can be, well, a little messy.

Every property that is rented has to be presented in a clean and tidy manner, and returned to the owner in the same condition.

While most of us living in our own homes may put up with uncompleted work: for example, a wobbly toilet seat or unfinished plastering, tenants are not as forgiving.

Any small jobs need to be carried out before you rent out your property; this will save you time and money in the future.

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Puzzle / Classified

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Sudoku X

30-Second Brain Training

Just enter the numbers 1 - 9 once in each row, column and 3 x 3 square within the sudoku X puzzle grid. In addition to standard sudoku, the numbers must only occur once in each side of the ‘X’ that is marked on the grid.

Write your final answer in the last box of the line. Aim to complete each round in about 30 seconds. Good Luck!

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Beginner Starter Number

10

1

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6

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-42

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3 6 4 6

1

100

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Steve Bull strikes again Gaffers v Palms 2 PALMS travelled to Gaffers, bottom of the Arona Foods Summer Pool League, only to be confronted by a hungry Wolves pack and former pro footballer Steve Bull MBE. The ex-Wolves star was capped 13 times by England, and still holds the record as the club’s top goal-scorer.

He made 474 appearances and scored an incredible 306 goals in his 13 years there.

Neil had asked the legend to play for Gaffers … but surely, he couldn’t be a pool shark as well? Neil saved Steve until the eighth frame, when Gaffers were already winning 6-1.

Up steps Bull to face Dave from Palms 2. Was Dave gonna teach the striker a lesson? Nooo! Steve put in a winning strike for Gaffers to make it 7-1.

The Team game, also won

by Gaffers 55-27, included a 17 break from the Gaffer, so all 10 points went to the bottom side.

Treehouse v Exiles Treehouse were again quickly out the blocks, racing into a 4-0 lead and securing the five points.

Exiles were no match in the singles, but they managed to nick a frame to make the final score 7-1 after just one hour.

The team game was a different story, though,

and was cagey throughout.

Treehouse couldn’t really get going and the chances seemed to fall for Exiles, who made no mistake, running out easy 55-24 winners.

Terrace v Hammers Hammers made the pilgrimage to the holy land of Amarilla Golf, where Adi and his faithful disciples were waiting to take on mid-table, title-contenders Hammers.

The Terrace boys were in need of a win as they are in the bottom half of the division. But Hammers had different ideas, opening a 2-0 lead. And, by the end of the first set, they led 3-1.

Terrace Chris steadied the ship by winning the fifth game, and the comeback was on. Or was it? Sadly, no, and Hammers ran out 6-2 winners.

Terrace Chris won both his

singles, which was pretty good considering he’d come straight off a flight and gone directly to the match. Well done Chris.

The team game was dominated by the Hammers,

and a huge break of 24 points was achieved by Grandad.

He then went in-off, and, but for that, the current high break of 27, held by Gaffers Neil, would probably have been beaten. Unlucky Grandad!

The final team score was 5517 to the Hammers, so full points achieved.

Bluebell v Palms 1 Palms picked up full points at Bluebell, with a decent 18 points coming from Palms’ Wayne. They ran out 6-2 winners in the singles and 55-7 winners in the team game.

Bluebell are yet to pick up a point in the league, but they are giving it their best shot against the strong opposition found in our league.

Phoenix v Dreamers Unbeaten, in-form Dreamers travelled to the Phoenix bar in search of another 10 points, having thumped Gaffers a couple of weeks ago. They were full of confidence, and immediately showed their class by winning the singles 6-2.

The team game told a different story, though.

Neither team achieved a high break, and the scoring was close. But Phoenix out-scored them in every round and ran out 55-43 winners for a 5-5 share of the points.

Arona Derby

Buzanada lift Cup LEAGUE form counted for nothing as Buzanada won the Copa Heliodoro Cup on Wednesday night after a penalty shoot-out.

Ibarra are flying high in third place in the same Tercera division as the victors, but Buzanada hungered for a win from their third final appearance in four years.

The Arona derby was transported to Santa Cruz, and the match pulled in 1,500 people in the vast Heliodoro stadium, home of CD Tenerife. Ibarra shuffled

their pack at half-time with a double substitution and Balduino, with fresh legs, had two good chances. But he found Buzanada keeper Gabri at his best.

Samuel had the clearest chance for Buzanada, but Edwin in the Ibarra goal denied him.

Even the penalties struggled to separate the two sides. The teams hit a perfect five each, before carrying on until Borjita got the winner after an Ibarra miss by Aaron Darias, to win the prized trophy for Buzanada.

Buzanada 0 Ibarra 0 (Buzanada win 7-6 on pens)

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Betting Barton banned JOEY Barton, the sometimes-reckless Burnley player, has been suspended from football, and any activity concerning the sport, for 18 months.

The 34-year-old midfielder, who had previously admitted an FA misconduct charge in relation to betting, was also fined £30,000 and warned about his future conduct. Burnley say the player plans to appeal the sentence.

A statement released on the FA website read: “It was alleged that between 26th March 2006 and 13th May 2016, he placed 1,260 bets on the result, progress, conduct or any other aspect of, or occurrence in, football matches or competitions, in breach of FA Rule E8.

“Following the Independent Regulatory Commission hearing, the Burnley midfielder was also fined £30,000 and warned as to his future conduct.

“Written Reasons will follow in due course.”

Barton, who admits that the suspension may force him into early retirement from the game, provided a list of some of the “most pertinent” bets he had made on his website He listed 30 bets, including one on himself as the first

goalscorer in a match. But, responding in a lengthy statement on his personal website, Barton said he was “very disappointed at the harshness of the sanction”.

He added: “The decision effectively forces me into an early retirement from playing football. I accept that I broke the rules governing professional footballers, but I do feel the penalty is heavier than it might have been for other less controversial players.”

He added: “As for the scale of my football betting, since 2004, on a Betfair account

Rugby Union

La Laguna graduate

WINNERS are springing up all across Tenerife sport. Latest to join the club are CRULL La Laguna Rugby Union team, who have clinched the Liga Territorial Canarias Championship.

The club, who play at the La Laguna University ground, just beyond Santa Cruz, have had a successful season, culminating in a 23-22 victory over Gran Canaria.

The multi-national side now await the promotion-phase draw, which could lead them into Spain’s national league.

held in my own name, registered at my home address and verified by my own passport, with full transparency, I have placed over 15,000 bets across a whole range of sports.

“Just over 1,200 were placed on football, and subject to the charges against me. The average bet was just over £150; many were for only a few pounds.

“For the modern footballer, downtime and rest are important, and I spend much of my time away from training in front of a TV screen, channel-hopping

across a range of sports, and betting on the outcome of games.

“I like watching sports and predicting the outcome.

Set alongside what we are privileged to earn as footballers, my betting stakes are relatively small.

“Betting for me is less about how much money I win or lose, and more about whether I can correctly predict the outcome of the game I’m watching.

“I hate losing more than I like winning, and this mindset has helped prevent me from placing big bets,

for fear of losing big.”

He added: “One thing I can state with absolute certainty is that I have never placed a bet against my own team when in a position to influence the game, and I am pleased that in all of the interviews with the FA, and at the hearing, my integrity on that point has never been in question.

“I could not live with myself, nor face my team-mates or the fans of the clubs I played for, if they seriously thought I would bet on my team to lose a game whose outcome I could influence.”

Women’s Indoor Volleyball

Arona champions welcomed

AS a game it was a formality for already-promoted Arona Tenerife Sur. But as a celebration, their last home game, against Covadonga, was a chance to wallow in their hard-earned glory. Next season, they play on a national stage in the Superliga Feminina, after signing off with a 3-2 victory against the visitors from Asturias.

But Covadonga made sure their hosts had to play well to clinch the play-off championship.

The sets went 25-22, 20-25, 25-22, and 23-25, before the tie-break settled the issue at 16-14 in Arona’s favour.

Next season, the club will be involved in far more travelling, and, obviously, greater expense.

But top-level volleyball will shine the spotlight on Arona and the Los Cristianos sports hall, and this should entice bigger crowds and, hopefully, more players taking up the sport.

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CD Tenerife

Last-gasp let-down

By Colin Kirby

REGRETS have no place in Tenerife’s master-plan, and surrendering the lead in the last minute of time added on was a mere hiccup.

All their promotion rivals dropped points, which enabled Tenerife to remain in third place with just seven regular games remaining before the playoffs.

Raul Camara was suspended, so a shuffle put Carlos Ruiz in central defence, with Jorge moving to rightback, where he looked uncomfortable.

But it could have been a dream start as Suso put an excellent ball through to Choco Lozano, who beat the offside trap and the keeper, only to knock the ball a fraction wide.

Aaron was in good form down the left flank, his speed and eye for an opening keeping Numancia on their toes as he forced a couple of fruitless corners.

Numancia, still needing points to ensure their survival in the division,

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were keen to get their status settled and took control.

A home corner flew over defenders and forwards in the box and went out of play, and a free-kick over the Tenerife wall sounded a further warning.

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of his game, thwarted the home side’s best efforts with a superb, full-length diving save, followed by an acrobatic stretch to deflect the ball away.

Into the second half and the story was much the same. Aaron had the beating of his marker but

skewed his shot over the bar, while Camille’s timely intervention halted a home raid.

Tenerife were giving away too many free-kicks by rushing into tackles, and a stupid push on an opponent by Carlos Ruiz was one of the more glaring examples.

Tenerife had half a shout for a penalty, a ball across the box catching a Numancia defender. But it was more ball-to-hand rather than a deliberate handball.

Gutierrez dribbled through the Tenerife defence, turned and fired, but, thankfully, the finish was far less impressive than the build-up.

Lozano is a deceptive player, his relaxed style sometimes earning him criticism. But he was strong enough to shrug off a defender leaning on him as he headed Aaron’s inchperfect cross into the net for the lead.

That didn’t save him from being replaced soon after

by Omar, while Gaku Shibasaki had previously

taken to the pitch to replace Suso.

The game was at 11am, which meant the Japanese player had many extra eyes on him as the game was shown back home.

Aitor Sanz picked up a yellow card for a clumsy foul, taking him to another suspension, and Dani Hernandez added an edgeof-the-box save to his day’s tally.

Tenerife appeared to be cruising to victory, but they switched off too soon. In the final minute of regular time, they had a two-onone break, but were too casual and failed to deliver a testing shot.

Then Jorge made a rash challenge to concede a freekick. The ball was swung into the penalty area and Dani Calvo outjumped the Tenerife defence to plant the ball in the back of the net.

Coach Pep Marti didn’t look best-pleased at the postmatch press conference, yet the overall picture is still rosy.

However, success at UCAM Murcia tomorrow (Saturday) would still be much-appreciated.

CD Marino

Sunk, in a goal scramble

Oh no… oh brother!

CD Marino 3 Union Sur Yaiza 3

F RU S T R A T I NG just about sums up a win-less weekend for Tenerife’s two teams in Spain’s Ladies Premier League. Just one goal between them, and that was in the wrong net!

Egatesa Granadilla Tenerife were at Oiartzun, in San Sebastian. And, despite having plenty of the play, they went down 1-0 in bizarre circumstances.

A ball into the box after 35 minutes caused confusion.

Keeper Noelia flapped and missed, and, in the ensuing melee, Pisco put

the ball in her own net.

There was no way back for Granadilla, and it went down as a rare defeat. But they are still sixth in the league.

Back home in La Laguna, bottom-placed Tacuense had that sinking feeling again as they lost 2-0 against Rayo Vallecano.

It has been a punishing season for the team, and they conceded goals in each half, from Mendi in the 19th minute, and Laurita after 55 minutes.

This Sunday, Granadilla have one of their biggest home games, against the powerful Valencia team.

Kick-off at El Medano is at noon.

NOT quite the Nevilles or the Charltons, but the Yaiza brothers Yunes will always stick in the memory of CD Marino after they ganged up for two injury-time goals to tie the match in Lanzarote.

Marino worked hard and Mendi opened the scoring after 27 minutes. And, with home player Pineiro getting a straight red just eight minutes later, the omens were good.

Amed made it 2-0 as the second half got underway, and Marino must have thought the points were in the bag. But Yaiza reduced the arrears soon afterwards through Alex.

But Marino were hungry for the win against a team just above them in the table, and Lolo opened the

two-goal gap again. And, with the seconds ticking away, Marino dared to think they had finished off their hosts.

In an incident-filled game with a rash of bookings, the ref took the game beyond the 90 minutes and Yaiza hit back. Marino sub Borja fouled Miguel Yunes in the

box and brother Alex fired in the penalty in the 94th minute.

A further minute stretched Marino´s nerves and Miguel Yunes popped up with a header just before the final whistle.

This Sunday, sixth-placed CD Marino are at home to San Mateo at noon.

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