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A TRIO of activists, who attempted to disrupt a dolphin show last Sunday, just minutes before the start at Loro Parque, were described as “radical activists” by officials.

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The vandals were lucky!

Cont. from Front The three people, two Belgian and one Dutch, who were wearing diving gear, jumped into the pool.

But, it was stressed, they weren’t in the slightest concerned about the terrible consequences that could have resulted, for the animals, their trainers and even for themselves.

They were members of the Vegan Strike Group, an international organisation which claims to oppose animal enslavement.

Photographs showed the activists swimming into the pool, waving posters around and calling for the zoo’s closure.

The two men and a woman said they held the demo “because of the exploitation of dolphins, orcas and sea lions, for entertainment purposes”.

It was surely no coincidence that tour operator Thomas Cook, just a month earlier, announced its intention to stop selling tickets for attractions that show orcas in captivity, such as at the Tenerife zoo.

And the Vegan Strike Group said that Loro Parque had been on its wish-list for a long time, claiming that these types of shows “were cruel and constituted animal abuse”.

It alleged: “For the fourth time, our Vegan Strike activists have disrupted a dolphin show on Spanish soil.

“This was the 14th time we have taken action for the dolphins and the sea lions, since the formation of the Vegan Strike Group.

“We took this action for both the dolphins and orcas, as they are being exploited in this horrible park. The park has been receiving negative media attention for years.

“But people are becoming more and more aware of the

cruelty behind this form of negative entertainment.”

Yet all is not love and peace in the Vegan Strike world, because negative comments appeared, rapidly, on its social network after the ambush, claiming the group “obviously lacked commonsense”.

One commenter said that the demonstration was “stupid and disgusting”, while one said that everyone was entitled to his, or her, views about what constituted animal cruelty.

“But this was not the right way to go about it.”

Another wrote: “This group makes no effort to distinguish itself from other organisations, in its invasion of what is home to a number of marine mammals at a highlyrespected zoo, putting them at considerable risk.

“Once again, we are shown, without shadow of doubt, that animal welfare is of secondary importance to those people.”

Loro Parque, which would surely welcome these views, said in a statement: “These Vegan Strike people are perfectly aware that you cannot predict the behaviour of dolphins, and yet they jumped in.

“Fortunately, thanks to the strong bond of friendship and trust between the animals and their trainers, it was possible to avoid them succumbing to fear, and a much-worse outcome was avoided.

“This type of vandalism is happening all the time; examples could be the release of minks or squirrels from farms, which are becoming a serious ecological problem for the affected regions.

“It is also worth recalling a case that occurred in Florida, in which two dolphins were released into the sea by activist Ric O’Barry, without being

prepared for the process.

“One of them died almost immediately, and the other lived the rest of its life with serious lacerations. The man, who faced a court trial, was convicted, and made to pay the maximum fine of $50,000 for such a serious incident.

“Loro Parque suggests that Sunday’s authors should be more concerned about, and deal with, the terrible damage done to more than 100 million sharks, which are being killed for their fins each year.”

The statement continues: “Loro Parque has always given great importance to the scientific work carried

out with their animals.

And the presentations, so valued by visitors to the Parque, have an eminentlyeducational character.

“In its commitment to the environment, Loro Parque has invested more than 18 million dollars in environmental projects, through their Loro Parque Foundation, saving, among other important achievements, nine species of parrots from imminent extinction, and improving the populations of many other animals.

“Those who claim to be proanimal activists, yet allow such acts of vandalism to take place for the sole

purpose of attracting media attention, would do well to ask what they have done for nature, and what real or economic contribution they have made to the protection and conservation of wildlife.”

Finally, it adds: “Loro Parque would like to thank the people present at the presentation for expressing their indignation and rejection of this action, and their harsh criticism of these individuals, as well as their gratitude to all true lovers of nature, who have supported the Parque on social networks since the news was made public.”

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Police knew thieves, who were at it again

Man flattened by giant festival ball A MAN taking part in the “Running of the Balls” festival was crushed by a giant, 250kg globe on Sunday.

Despite it being a safer, much-tamer alternative to Pamplona’s Running of the Bulls festival, the 29-year-old competitor was rushed to hospital with a severe head injury.

He is believed to have been crushed against the door of a bull-ring by a ball, and was taken by helicopter to a hospital at midday.

The “Boloencierro” fun festival has taken place for the last seven years in the Madrid region of Mataelpino, in a bid to offer a morehumane version of the San

Fermin festival. Mataelpino was the first place in Spain to hold the festival, but similar events have since caught on in various towns across the country.

Much like San Fermin, locals race down the cobbled streets while being chased… by huge polystyrene balls, rolling at great speed, rather than by a herd of bulls!

Mataelpino Mayor Javier Perez de los Nietos told El Pais: “People who are used to bulls know they can’t just stand still in front of them because they could be gored.

“With the ball, however, some people think that nothing will happen to them. But this is not the case, as has been proved. If they get a direct hit, it can be serious.”

It is not yet clear whether the man’s condition is critical.

Driver caught, rolling along

THE National Police have detained two men, known to them as criminals, and have charged them with breaking and entering, as well as robbery.

The men entered a home in the Lanzarote capital of Arrecife on 20th August, where a couple were asleep in another room.

They helped themselves to a television, jewellery, money, a phone and the couple’s documentation, as well as the car keys, for their vehicle parked outside the

house, which they also stole.

The home-owner alerted the police immediately, after discovering what had happened.

The police chief said the woman awoke in the middle of the night and noticed that the front door was open.

She went to investigate, and discovered various items missing from the front room.

That same night, the police received a call from a witness, who told them he had seen a man acting suspiciously, as though he were shifting items from a vehicle to an Arrecife building.

Police passed by the area,

where they detained and questioned the individual, as well as claiming the stolen TV. A few hours later, the police found the other robber, who was also questioned, and a search revealed that he was carrying several watches.

One of them had been taken from the house, which had been burgled the same night, and the suspect was also arrested and charged.

After questioning both men, the car was also found, as well as all the other items stolen, and they were all returned to their rightful owners.

Both men are awaiting a date to appear in court.

Monster killed father, and tried to run over daughter LOCAL Police, from the specialised night-shift unit in Gran Canaria capital Las Palmas, stopped a driver who was acting suspiciously on Sunday night.

They saw the man driving his car in a pedestrian area near Calle Luis Morote, and, on closer inspection, they saw him rolling a joint as he drove along. They also discovered relative paraphernalia in the car.

The driver was arrested, and, while detained, officers carried out alcohol and drug tests, which both proved positive.

The police confiscated the vehicle, and left the driver to ponder his pending charges.

THE National Police have arrested a 57-year-old man in Santa Cruz, known by police to be a serial criminal, with a record of 45 arrests.

He was detained after causing serious injuries to an individual, who later died because of the severity of his wounds.

The fatal assault happened on 5th August, at around 2pm, on Avenida Perez Armas, in the Tenerife capital.

Witnesses said they saw a man in his parked-up car, shouting obscenities and making indecent gestures to a woman, who was sitting at a bar terrace.

Another man, now deceased, approached the vehicle and confronted the driver, who jumped out of his car and began a struggle.

Then, suddenly, one of the men, not the driver, fell to the ground, suffering serious injuries. He was taken to hospital immediately, where, tragically, he died a few days later.

The attacker was spotted

by one of victim’s daughters a few days later, and she tried to contact the police.

But her father’s assailant noticed her and attempted to run her over. Fortunately, she dodged the car and suffered only slight injuries.

The woman reported the incident officially, and police, who checked the surveillance camera in the area, were able to track down the killer.

Once detained, he was presented before a judge, who ordered him to prison, awaiting a trial.

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Couple are victims of mystery knife attack

El Hierro’s hit by mini-quake THE National Geographic Institute (ING) registered a mini-quake on El Hierro, in the Frontera municipality.

The small tremor occurred at 2.04am on Wednesday, and registered 2.5 on the Richter scale, at a depth of 15km.

It added to the several minitremors registered by ING

around the island over the past month.

Happily, all the registered tremors were not felt by the residents because of their small magnitude.

No fewer than 11 tremors were registered over the last month, and the Institute has registered a total of 19 across the island.

The highest registered was on 5th August at 8.36am, with a magnitude of 2.9 on the Richter scale.

A FRENCH couple were taken to hospital in the early hours of Tuesday after suffering a vicious attack by a knifeman in Las Americas.

The 45-year-old man and

Vet injured by ‘nervous’ dog

A VETERINARY surgeon was attacked on Monday afternoon by a Dalmatian, while she was attending to the dog at the Las Canteras clinic where she works, in La Laguna.

The dog-owners had taken their pet for a check-up, when it the attacked the vet suddenly, biting her nose and arm.

La Laguna’s Local Police, who were informed, attended the surgery almost immediately for a statement.

This animal is not categorised as a

dangerous dog. But, said a source, he obviously became nervous and was defending himself.

The vet was taken by ambulance to Candelaria Hospital, and the officers on the case are treating the incident as a work-related accident.

The vet has been given an official medical report. which will be presented before a judge in the La Laguna courts.

In this case, the dog was returned to its owners, which is not common practice for such incidences. As a rule, aggressive dogs are taken to kennels in Valle Colino until the judge decides what to do with the animal.

his companion, a woman aged 40, were assaulted at around 4.30am in Calle Managua, a popular area for tourists, just outside the shopping centre.

The violence left the man with injuries to his abdomen, while the woman’s arms and legs were injured.

An ambulance was

dispatched immediately to the shopping centre, once the emergency services were informed. The crew soon assessed the situation and stabilised the couple, before taking them to nearby Hospiten Sur for further treatment, National Police, who were also at the scene, are investigating the incident.

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Consumer group lands hefty blow on Ryanair boss

A TEENAGER, arrested by the National Police, has been charged with a violent robbery after being reported by his victim. The 16-year-old is accused of attacking a woman last weekend, on the beach path in Playa de Melenara, Gran Canaria.

He was said to have dragged the startled woman to the ground by her hair, then snatched two bags and stolen the contents, comprising money and her documentation, as well as other personal belongings.

The youngster then fled the scene, but she called the police immediately, despite being in shock from the robbery, and because her attacker was so young.

She also suffered superficial wounds from being forced to the ground. But, thanks to an in-depth description by the victim, as well as other witnesses, the police found the youth in a nearby street.

He was detained and is awaiting a date for an appearance before a juvenile judge.

Motorbike crash injures two

TWO people suffered serious injuries after a car crashed into their motorbike on Sunday evening in Guargacho, on the road connecting Las Chafiras to Las Galletas.

Emergency-ambulance medics attended to a 29-yearold man, who had severe abdominal injuries. He was stabilised quickly and rushed to Candelaria Hospital for treatment.

His companion, a 35-year-old woman, whose arms were injured badly, was transported to Hospiten Sur.

Cash bonus for jobless

THE Canarian Government’s Ministry of Employment, Social Policies and Housing is to provide monthly financial aid of up to 170 euros for those unemployed, with children under three years old.

The money is intended to pay for nursery-school provision, while a child’s parents are looking for work.

And this additional subsidy can be requested by both parents, if they are actively seeking employment and registered as job-seekers.

Cristina Valido, for the Ministry, said: “The purpose of this initiative is that the care of children of the family is not an obstacle, so that either of the parents can access a job.”

CONSUMER giant FACUA has stepped into controversial Ryanair’s latest announcement, that there will be a charge for hand-luggage from November.

Those who pay “priority boarding” can take their larger hand-luggage bag on board, along with a second one measuring a maximum of 35 x 20 x 20 centimetres, while those who opt not to pay the priority fee must put their larger bag in the hold at the gate, free of charge.

The low-cost Irishbased airline has recently announced it will apply an eight-euro charge for these “gate bags”.

Now, though, FACUA has urged Spain’s Ministry of Public Works and Infrastructure to intervene.

The organisation says: “It looks like an attempt to recover costs incurred in compensation payments to passengers, arising through the recent strikes.”

Pilots in Ireland and Germany, as well as cabin crew in Spain, Italy, Belgium and Portugal, have staged various strikes this summer, leading to thousands of passengers having to be booked on to new flights, or refunded, plus being paid the 250-euro mandatory compensation for delays of more than three hours, or cancellations.

Ryanair claims the handluggage charge is to “reduce delays” in boarding, despite hold bags being tagged while passengers are standing in a queue for passport control, and are merely passed to luggage handlers on the runway.

Generally, the large handluggage bags are loaded before all passengers have

settled in their seats.

FACUA does not accept this “excuse”, and says it is clear the company “wants to apply charges to customers, rather than taking on more staff to make the boarding process swifter”.

The organisation has also criticised Ryanair for charging those passengers who had already booked their flights for November onwards, before the rule was announced.

The group has also called for a reform to airline-industry regulations to stop the evergrowing trend of charging passengers for extras that “should be included in the price of the ticket”, which affects Ryanair as well as many other carriers.

“Airlines are devaluing their level of services for trips purchased, to sell add-ons as basic and necessary as being able to sit next to your travelling companion.

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Collector had stuffed heads SPANISH police are investigating a person, whose collection of stuffed animals included the heads of bears, wolves, lynx and buffalo, as well as the entire bodies of a leopard and a puma.

The haul also included an endangered

Did radioactive object fall off tragedy plane?

THE radioactive object, discovered on a farm in La Laguna this week, suggests that could have come from one of the planes involved in the fatal, 1977 runway crash at the North Airport.

Initial tests carried out confirmed that it was still emitting minimum levels of

radiation, and a nearby house was evacuated as a precaution.

A local resident, who called the 112 emergency number to report his find, said it measured about 20cm by 10cm, and suggested it could be a piece of an aeroplane.

A Nuclear Safety

Council technician, who also measured the item and studied the farm’s area, said that it seemed quite heavy, despite its dimensions.

S p e c i a l i s e d personnel, from the National Radioactive Waste Company, will now take charge of its disposal.

Pool youngster tragedy GUARDIA Civil sources have confirmed that the seven-yearold, rescued from the swimming pool where he lived, in a Fu e r t e v e n t u r a tourist resort, died on Sunday afternoon.

He was pulled out of the pool, unconscious, the previous evening

at 7pm.

The person who rescued the youngster performed CPR on him in an attempt to save his life, until the ambulance crew arrived and took over.

The medics were able to stabilise the boy, before taking him to hospital, where he was admitted in an extremelycritical condition.

The youngster was originally taken to The General Hospital in

Fuerteventura, before being transferred by a hospital helicopter to the paediatric department in Gran Canaria’s University Hospital.

He was taken to the intensive care unit immediately, but, tragically, he passed away, The boy was a Chinese national who lived on the complex and was playing alone at the pool, which is why a judge has opened an investigation.

Hawksbill turtle, four elephant tusks and carved-ivory figures, found at an address in Sevilla, southern Spain.

The Guardia Civil have charged a person with an alleged crime, related to the protection of wildlife, without the required documentation that proves their origin and legal possession.

The Guardia’s nature protection service (SEPRONA) found the collection in the garage

of the person’s house.

There was also a collection of corals and shells.

The collector claimed that the purchases were made in markets and small businesses during their holidays, in some towns on the Andalucian coast, as well as through Internet pages and advertisements.

The investigation remains open, and the Guardia are not ruling out further action.

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Holiday-maker screamed on aeroplane: ‘We are all going to die’

Boozed-up woman caused mother to have a seizure

A DRUNKEN aeroplane passenger, flying from Tenerife back to the UK, caused a fellow holiday-maker to have a seizure after screaming: “We are all going to die.”

Kiran Jagdev had downed up to eight beers and six wines before the outburst, as the Jet2 flight circled over East Midlands Airport.

It happened after Jagdev kept kicking the seat in which the woman’s 15-yearold autistic daughter was sitting.

The 41-year-old former personal assistant, from Leicester, who had gone on holiday alone, even flirted with an off-duty police officer, who stepped in to

monitor her behaviour. Her problems with drinking began when she lost her unborn child and split from her husband in 2015.

Prosecutor Zoe Lee said Jagdev started shouting when the plane was unable to land the first time round and had to circle.

“The defendant screamed, ‘We are all going to die’,” she told the court.

“The defendant’s unruly behaviour directly brought about the stress, which caused the mother of this girl to have a seizure on the flight.

“The family asked to be moved and were accommodated.

Jagdev was repeatedly spoken to by fellow passengers and cabin crew, but did not calm down.”

Mrs Lee said that Jagdev had polished off between

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six and eight beers before she boarded the plane, then drank four to six glasses of wine on the fight.

“The cabin crew could see she was intoxicated and refused to serve her any more alcohol,” she added.

“She was then seen to be drinking alcohol she had brought on to the plane herself.”

At one point, an off-duty police officer on the plane offered to sit next to her for the rest of the flight, to try to placate her.

Mrs Lee said: “To start with, it sort of worked. Then she became flirtatious and he refused her advances. Then she became abusive and much louder.”

When the plane landed at East Midlands Airport, police boarded the flight and arrested Jagdev.

She told officers that she

had been in party mode, and blamed the cabin crew for serving her alcohol.

Jagdev pleaded guilty to being drunk on an aircraft on 28th January.

The prosecutor told the court how Jagdev had been convicted in a Spanish court of a violent offence, and had received a suspended sentence while on holiday.

The conviction came just five days before her flight to East Midlands Airport.

Mrs Lee said that Jagdev had previous convictions for alcohol-related offences and threatening behaviour.

Ahmed Khan, defending, said his client had an alcohol problem. He added that she had turned to alcohol when she lost an unborn child and split from her husband in 2015.

“She initially turned to drink then stopped,”

he said. “After stopping drinking she was able to save some money.

“She used this money to make improvements to her property and to treat herself to a holiday.

“She went on holiday and fell off the wagon. She is ashamed of what happened.

She would like to apologise to everyone who was on that flight.

“My client clearly has an alcohol problem and needs help to tackle her issues.”

District Judge Sally Fudge said: “I view this extremely seriously. By law, I can only impose a financial penalty in this court for this offence.

I feel that my sentencing powers are not sufficient to deal with this case.”

Jagdev, given unconditional bail, is set to be sentenced at Leicester Crown Court this month.

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Such a big demand for builders and plumbers

Keen-eyed walker saw a broken drone at sea QUALIFIED tradesmen and women, such as electricians, carpenters, builders and plumbers, are the people most difficult to find, to fill job vacancies in Spanish companies.

According to the ManPowerGroup’s latest report, “How to combat the lack of talent (create, attract, share, transform)”, 24% of Spain’s company directors have difficulties filling these vacancies.

The report’s authors say that their data reflects the growing lack of talent

in these areas on a global level (45%), and shows that the job of finding the ideal candidate is becoming more and more difficult.

They say it’s because of changes in the employment market, and the creation of new jobs, which require specific skills and aptitudes.

From 42,000 responses from company directors all over the world, ManpowerGroup highlights that the majority of most-in-demand jobprofiles require certificates of higher vocational or technical training, and not university degrees.

Companies are looking for candidates with a good

work ethic and a desire for continuous learning and development.

The 1,000 Spanish companies interviewed all confirmed that vacancies in the traditional manual trades are the most difficult to fill, citing electricians, builders, plumbers and carpenters in particular.

Professionals like project managers, lawyers or researchers were the next most difficult vacancies to fill, followed by professional drivers (lorry drivers, delivery drivers, bus and train drivers), and then IT specialists (experts in cybersecurity or technical support).

A SHARP-EYED passer-by, who spotted what seemed to be the remains of a small plane’s fuselage, floating in the sea at El Ricon, Las Palmas, called the emergency services.

As a result, the Guardia Civil, Local Police and Red Cross, as well as the Coastguard, were all sent to the area on Wednesday morning.

Upon arrival, an emergency device was activated, and, after analysing the floating lump, it was confirmed that the pieces were from an unmanned aircraft.

But, because of the dimensions, experts believed that the aircraft size and structure was that of an unauthorised surveillance drone.

The remains were recovered from the water, and, because of the deteriorated appearance, the experts felt they could have been in the water for some time.

They were taken to a Port de la Luz depot, where a specialised unit from the Judicial Police, as well as the Guardia Civil, have been primed to investigate.

The actual device was found, still with one of its engines and two propellers, as well as one wing, attached to a central structure.

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UK taxman hunts Spanish dodgers THE British government has informed taxpayers, including those living in Spain or Tenerife, that they must declare their earnings on overseas assets by 30th September, or face fines.

The UK’s tax-collecting authority, HM Revenue and Customs (HMRC), say the call is aimed at those who have not informed officials of assets and earnings outside the country.

It relates to earnings which come under income, capital gains or inheritance levies.

The deadline follows the passing of new British tax rules, designed to target those who stash undeclared earnings and foreign assets, according to Treasury sources.

It comes as Britain is set to join the Common Reporting Standard (CRS) system this October, which allows a total of 100 countries, including Spain, to share financial accounts data.

Mel Stride, the British

Squashed tomatoes, not for breakfast...

Government’s Financial Secretary to the Treasury, said he urged anyone who had not already contacted HMRC to declare overseas assets to do so.

“We will continue to crack down relentlessly on those not playing by the rules,” said Stride.

“This new measure will place higher penalties on those who do not contact HMRC and ensure their offshore tax liabilities are correct.”

The Treasury said in a statement that earnings from renting out holiday homes and other overseas properties were liable to be taxed.

But if a taxpayer notified HMRC by 30th September, they would then have 90

days to fully-disclose their earnings, and pay any tax owed.

“If taxpayers are confident that their affairs are in order they do not need to worry,” advised the Government department.

“If anyone is unsure, HMRC recommends they seek advice from a professional tax advisor.”

The Treasury added those wishing to declare could use its digital-disclosure service, telling an HMRC official, or by any other method agreed with tax collectors.

Stride said the Government had recovered the equivalent of more than three billion euros in undeclared earnings since 2010.

SPAIN’S La Tomatina Festival, described as the “World’s Biggest Food Fight”, took place on Wednesday morning in Buñol, 38km from Valencia.

Some 22,000 paying revellers turned up for the pleasure of hurling squashed tomatoes at each other for an hour.

At around 11am in the town’s main square, Plaza del Pueblo, trucks delivered some 180,000 tomatoes, weighing around 160 tonnes, and all ripe for pelting.

The event, part of the week-long village festivities, has been declared a Festival of International Tourist Interest.

It began in 1945, when fighting youths in the village square threw tomatoes at each other from a nearby vegetable stall, before police broke up the battle.

They repeated it for several years, bringing their own tomatoes, and, eventually, following a ban, the tradition was established, with rules!

The Valencian village town hall took over the organisation in 1980, with tomatoes being squashed beforehand to avoid injuries.

Once the start of the mid-morning fight is given, tomato-laden lorries enter the village centre, and, exactly one hour later, the fighting ends.

Fire engines hose down the streets, and revellers use hoses provided by locals to remove the tomato remnants from their bodies.

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Runaway migrants stun beach bathers

SUNBATHERS stood and watched on in amazement as migrants, crammed into an inflatable boat, fled after landing on a beach in southern Spain in broad daylight.

The amazing scene unfolded on the Barrosa beach, on the Costa de la Luz on Sunday, in front of stunned holiday-makers.

A video circulated on social media shows around 50 migrants arriving near the Sancti Petri luxury tourist

resort. The migrants scattered rapidly and began to climb up the rocks, heading inland.

Police called to the scene detained 25 migrants, 19 minors and six adults, who are in holding centres before being returned to their country of origin. The authorities are continuing to hunt for the boat’s remaining people.

Spain is now considered to be the preferred destination for migrant arrivals in Europe, following a ban imposed by Italy’s new Interior Minister, on their boats entering the country’s ports.

Spain so grateful to its tourism industry IT’S not just Tenerife which relies a great deal on tourism, its leading industry, because mainland Spain also has its workers at No.1 in the rankings, according to the latest figures.

These show that more than 2.65 million people were employed in the sector this spring.

This represents 13.7% of Spain’s 19.34m working population, which leaves tourism ahead of the construction industry as the country’s top employer.

In fact, a whopping 75.5% of Spain’s working population are employed in a service-related job. But, despite the booming tourism sector, wages have remained stagnant.

Hospitality employees were paid

an average of 9.32 euros an hour in the first quarter of 2018, while construction workers received and hourly wage of 11.73 euros.

Catalunya welcomed Spain’s highest number of tourists, with 19 million foreigners and five million Spaniards visiting the region last year, according to the INE (Spanish Statistical Office).

The region also employs the greatest number of tourism workers, with 457,944 people working in the sector, in the second quarter of this year.

Sun-kissed Andalucía is placed second, with 433,853 workers, which is a 7.5% increase on last year’s figures from that period.

And, despite Madrid receiving fewer visitors than the Balearic and Canary Islands, it has more people working in tourism: 400,000 compared with 169,000 and 244,000, respectively.

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‘Doctors use emergency ambulances as taxicabs’ AUTHORITIES in charge of emergency ambulances in Valencia are at loggerheads with health-centre doctors, because of their “inappropriate call-outs”.

Translated, that means they are using the ambulances as taxicabs. And, in a letter sent to all health centres in the region, the Emergency Health Service (SES) complained that since a new transport contract was introduced at the start of August, doctors have been doing just that.

But health workers now have no means of getting to outpatients, who may call them for urgent care, since day-ambulances were withdrawn.

Doctors and nurses have

TOUR guide app authorities have called in lawyers after a woman was threatened with a 600,000-euro fine for offering guided tours around her Spanish village.

Yet the most Susana Meseguer, 50, has made from using the app GuruWalk, and by posting small ads for tours in local shops, is just 60 euros in one month.

Meseguer, who lives in Vilafames, Valencia, signed up to GuruWalk, which connects tourists to tour guides, when she lost her regular job in May. Now, though, the Valencia government has written to her, demanding she halts her tour-guide

to make their own way to patients’ homes, either in their own cars, on foot or by taxi.

But the SES and coordination centres (CICU) are accusing the local health staff of “transferring” their problems on to them.

SES and CICU say they are there, specifically, for emergencies, and not to take health workers on home visits.

Doctors criticised the letter’s tone, saying it made them sound as though they just wanted to get to call-outs easily. They pointed out that they often received urgent calls from outpatients, which they had to assess, quickly, whether they were emergency cases.

And, it was easier to call an ambulance immediately if the case sounded serious.

600,000-euro fine threat for unofficial tour guide

activities because she lacks authorisation. And she has been told that she could face a fine of between 100,000-600,000 euros, should she continue.

“We are currently talking

with our lawyers to solve this issue,” a GuruWalk spokesman told the Olive Press. “But the amount of the fine looks disproportionate to us.”

And other tour-guide

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groups argue that GuruWalk, a Valenciabased site, is degrading the profession.

Meseguer, 50, told El Pais that she had “found her place in the world in Vilafamés.” But she has succumbed to the pressure and left the GuruWalk platform, removing her adverts from around the town.

She added: “I was not doing tours from 9am to 9pm every day, as they said.

They were sporadic: some weekends, as a hobby, because I love my village.

“I liked the walks where I would explain information

and tell stories, and I would always warn that I was not an official guide.

“The most I ever made was around 60 euros in one month. If they had called me, I would have cleared up everything. But they never did.”

She also claims that the town hall knew what she was doing, and that the tourist office had even sent her tourist groups when staff couldn’t leave their posts.

It comes as other platforms such as Uber and Airbnb have been meeting much resistance from authorities across Spain.

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GENERAL Franco’s remains will be exhumed from Madrid’s Valle de los Caídos (“Valley of the Fallen”) before the end of the year, following a bitter, long-running campaign.

The Spanish Government has approved a Bill of Law, or Royal Decree, allowing the process to begin.

The campaign has been calling for the removal of Franco from a site, dedicated to martyrs, heroes, and victims of war and oppression.

The dictator is not considered to be a “hero”, deserving to be honoured with a burial place in the Valle de los Caídos, which is in San Lorenzo de El Escorial.

Government spokeswoman Carmen Calvo said: “Democracy is not compatible with a tomb which honours the memory of a fascist dictator.”

The law reform, which makes the exhumation “urgent”, was validated in Parliament last Friday.

Left-wing parties across Spain voted in favour of the law reform, whilst centreright Ciudadanos abstained

Dictator Franco to be shipped out of the ‘heroes’ valley

and the right-wing PP voted against, as well as announcing possible legal action against the decision to move Franco on.

Unless Franco’s relatives, (his son and grandchildren,

following the recent death of his daughter Carmen), specify a burial site approved by the government, the State will decide where he should be interred.

This will be “somewhere dignified”, as befitting a treasured relative, but not somewhere he would be “honoured”, given the mass torture, death and deprivation of human rights Spain suffered during the 36 years of his dictatorship, from the end of the Civil War in 1939, to the year before his 1976 death.

Carmen Calvo said the law reform required the exhumation to take place between 30 days and 12 months from now.

But she added that if everything went according

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to plan, it would be before the end of this year.

“We’re not going to hang about,” she added. “The Law of Historic Memory came into force in 2007, and the previous, PPled Government failed to develop or apply this law at all.

“It meant that Spain had to wait for the return of a socialist government to resume our commitment to this legislation, and adapt it to the events of the last few years.

“The United Nations has been warning us for years that it is inappropriate to have a dictator’s grave in a war memorial ground. We have an agreement from last May in Parliament, and nobody voted against it, to follow through with the UN’s recommendations.

“There is no reason for a democratic State to be uncomfortable with exhuming Franco’s remains.

“The Valle de los Caídos should only house the bodies of those who lost their lives in the Civil War, because that’s what it’s for.”

Since the debate about exhuming Franco became in earnest, and the probability of its happening looked certain, tourists visiting the Valle de los Caídos are said to have multiplied.

Expats swindled out of 6m euros A GROUP of British expats have contacted the police after losing more than six million euros to an alleged Costa del Sol fraudster.

The unsuspecting Brits each invested up to 1.64m euros into the so-called Ponzi scheme, operating out of Marbella, Dubai and India.

Welsh expat Rhys Williams, 36, is accused of snaring wealthy parents at his children’s 10,000-euroa-year private school in Marbella.

The victims insist the businessman, who was declared bankrupt in the UK, persuaded them to invest huge sums into a paper-recycling and printing business, as well as trading platforms in Dubai, “guaranteeing them a 2% monthly return”.

One British pensioner, Brian Livesey, 84, invested 1.64m euros in late 2014.

The former soldier, who has lived in Marbella for decades, has yet to see any return.

His son, Paul, said: “It has destroyed him. He had a

stroke earlier this year from the stress of it, and we are barely keeping our heads above water, paying off debts.”

Mr Livesey, who once ran a successful UK construction company, was introduced to Williams by a director at one of Gibraltar’s cryptocurrency companies.

“They snared him in with trips to Wimbledon for the tennis, to Sweden, and to fancy meals out, which was nothing compared with

what they got from him,” said Paul. “They need to be stopped.”

Another victim, Adrian Parsons, 53, from Birmingham, invested 500,000 euros into the Dubai-based recycling company.

He told the Olive Press: “He was very convincing. He and his partner were living in a 10,000-euro-a-month villa in Marbella, and were dressed, head to toe, in designer clothes and Rolexes.

Mr Parsons even flew out to

Dubai, where he was shown around various facilities which, apparently, backed up the claims.

“He reinforced all this with detailed bank statements and lots of official paperwork, which we now think was fake,” he added.

Initially, the investment seemed to be genuine, and, for the first six months, he was paid back the promised monthly 2%.

“But then the money suddenly stopped coming in,” he said. “I’m sure this was some sort of Ponzi scheme. Clearly, they ran out of more investors.”

For two more years, Williams kept promising the money would be returned, and Mr Parsons has since

asked for his 500,000-euro investment back to care for his father, who has terminal cancer.

“Williams vowed I would get my money back, telling me how his mother had also had cancer, and that he wouldn’t let us down,” he added. “But it never materialised.”

Another victim, Michael McVicar, claims to have lost 1.5m euros, while up to a dozen other expats have, apparently, each lost between 100,000 euros and a million.

The Olive Press discovered that Williams left Llys Meddyg Llangristiolus, in North Wales, almost a decade ago, after being declared bankrupt, and having his care-home company investigated for fraud.

He is believed to have returned to Wales with his family, “leaving a trail of destruction behind him and many lives in tatters,” said one investor.

North Yorkshire’s police fraud squad confirmed that they are investigating Williams, and, following various denuncias, Estepona Guardia Civil are doing likewise.

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GBP/EUR slides to 2018 worst levels, as Brexit jitters pile on!

By Carol schleisman at currencies direct

THE pound’s August tumble versus the euro could be set to continue, as fresh comments from high-ranking officials, both in the UK and EU, keep alive fears of a possible “no-deal” Brexit.

Over the past fortnight, GBP/EUR has seen significant losses, tumbling from 1.12 euros to 1.10.

EUR/GBP, on the other hand, has climbed to above the key level of £0.90.

US dollar weakness has seen GBP/USD rise from 1.27 to 1.28, and EUR/USD from 1.14 to 1.16.

Investors have, increasingly, been brushing over decent UK ecostats, as the shadow of Brexit uncertainty looms

heavily over any temporary optimism. Generally, business and consumer activity is expected to under-perform, as long as uncertainty remains about what will happen when the Brexit process concludes. As a result, investors are hesitant to buy the pound, even if UK data impresses.

Instead, focus has been on the possibility of a “nodeal” Brexit. Still seen as a worst-case scenario, the possibility of a “no-deal” Brexit has been keeping sterling on the back foot, in recent weeks.

Meanwhile, the euro has benefited from a recent dip in demand for the US dollar.

Uncertainty about the Federal Reserve outlook, thanks to criticism from US President Donald Trump, as well as comments from the bank, stating that ratehikes will continue to be gradual, prompted a USdollar sell-off.

For now, it seems unlikely that any UK data will

be impressive enough to significantly improve the pound outlook. Major UK PMI data for August will be published in the first week of September, but, even if it impresses, it’s unlikely to give sterling much more than a temporary leg-up, unless the Brexit outlook improves.

Meanwhile, if Eurozone data comes in solidly, the euro may continue its uptrend against the US dollar and pound.

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No-deal Brexit stuns expat Brits in Spain

Drink-drive reading so hard to swallow!

BRITISH expats in Europe could face losing access to their pensions, in the event of a no-deal Brexit, and also be hit with taxes when using credit cards.

Annuities, deposit services, lending and insurance are just some of the financial actions in which expats could face difficulties if the EU does not act.

UK citizens in the European Economic Area will not be able to access

these products without intervention from Brussels before the Brexit deadline.

It comes after the UK Government released its no-deal preparation plans last Thursday, in a bid to offer guidance, should Britain leave the EU without a mutual agreement with the EU. It also revealed how credit-card users could face a so-called “Brexit tax”.

Pensioners have also been warned of difficulties accessing their monthly payments, as claimed by insurance companies.

Hugh Savill, director of regulation at the Association

of British Insurers, said leaving the EU without a deal would cause “major inconvenience” to millions of pensioners, travellers and drivers. He added: “We urge the Government to agree a deal as a matter of urgency.”

Savill revealed that insurers have been making ‘contingency plans’ for months, but the issues are too deep-rooted for them to fix alone.

The government said in its no-deal preparation papers that it will take unilateral action as much as it can, but that it will need European Union co-operation.

TRAFFIC police, alerted by motorists of a woman driving erratically in a green BMW 320, were stunned to discover, when they stopped her and asked for a breath-test, that she was eight times over Spain’s legal drink-drive limit.

It is alleged that the 33-year-old, from Lugo, had been seen swerving across the road, and even into the path of oncoming traffic.

Such was the reading that disbelieving cops, who had pulled her over in Palavea, performed the test again… and it proved even higher!

The woman now holds the dubious record of having the highest drink-drive level recorded in the province

of La Coruña in Galicia, northern Spain.

Spain has strict drink driving laws. According to the N332 website the legal alcohol limit is in general 0.25 mg/l – or 0.15 mg/l if you are a learner driver or professional driver.

If the amount of alcohol exceeds this limit, the driver will be fined heavily and lose several points.

In the event of the reading exceeding 0.60 mg/l, the driver becomes subject to a criminal proceeding and will be arrested.

A blood test is available only when you have finished the breathalyser test, and you disagree with the result.

Refusal to co-operate is also a criminal offence.

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Vanity Fair

Sunday 2nd Sept, ITV1, 21.00

Lowly teaching assistant Becky (Olivia Cooke) issues headmistress Miss Pinkerton (Suranne Jones) with an ultimatum – pay her properly to teach at her Academy for Young Ladies or find her a station elsewhere. Miss Pinkerton calls Becky’s bluff, and Becky is forced to pack away her meagre possessions. Catching sight of kindly stockbroker’s daughter Amelia Sedley (Claudia Jessie), Becky dabs away her tears and laments her misfortune.

Amelia takes pity on the poor orphan and offers to take her home for the week. She has nowhere else to go. Amelia’s dreams are like any other girl’s – she wants to be married and happy. But Becky wants to make sure tomorrow is better than today, and plans to seize the opportunity to better herself. Becky quickly makes herself at home at the Sedley house, where she targets Amelia’s wealthy but oafish brother, Jos (David Fynn). With Amelia’s enthusiastic help, Becky makes it her mission to charm Jos into proposing marriage before the week is out. Amelia persuades her snobbish fiancé, Lieutenant George Osborne (Charlie Rowe), to take the whole party out for a romantic night at the Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens - the perfect chance for Becky to secure Jos’s affections.

George brings along his best friend Captain William Dobbin (Johnny Flynn), who is secretly in love with Amelia.

At Vauxhall Becky hangs on Jos’s every word, willing him to propose to her. But Jos is much more interested in drinking rack punch and ends up making a drunken fool of himself. When George ridicules his choice of an impoverished bride and scares Jos off, Becky knows exactly who to blame for scuppering her plans.

Saturday 1st September, ITV1, 20.00 The search for a new music superstar gets underway as The X Factor returns to ITV. Heralding the start of a new era for the nation’s most talked about entertainment show, is a brand-new panel with Robbie Williams, Ayda Williams and Louis Tomlinson joining music mogul Simon Cowell as judges.

Returning as host is Mr Saturday Night, Dermot O’Leary, who will be on hand to guide viewers and contestants alike through their X Factor journey, providing them with a word of advice or a muchneeded hug as the contestants perform in front of the judging panel.

This series sees the return of the arena auditions at The SSE Arena, Wembley, where the hopefuls will have to perform not only for the judges but live in front of members of the public, making it the biggest audition of their lives. Should they impress and secure three or more ‘yeses’ they will go through to the judge’s deliberation, where the judges will review and decide who gets to perform in the Six Chair Challenge. This is all before the competition really heats up and culminates with the live shows later in the year.

Expect outstanding vocals and sensational performances, as the judges and contestants go all out in a bid to be crowned The X Factor Champion 2018.

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Sunday 2nd September, ITV1, 19.00

Phillip Schofield is back with a second series of the worldwide hit 5 Gold Rings.

In a new and even more exciting format, viewers will see two teams go head to head as they battle it out to answer a host of visual questions against the clock by placing ever smaller gold rings onto a supersized image displayed on an LED floor beneath their feet. The smaller the ring the bigger the money and the harder to pinpoint the answer.

Phillip Schofield said: “I love the whole concept of this game, it’s a great family show that allows the viewers to take part and join in – whether that’s through the app or just pointing at their TV sets. The new twists also make for some really tense and exciting battles amongst the contestants.”

For the teams the stakes are even higher as the they will now have just one chance to answer each question: if they answer the question correctly they will win the cash. But if they are incorrect, the opposing team will have the chance to steal that question – and the cash. This means they could now win DOUBLE the jackpot – over £50,000!

To help the teams they will also be given the two ‘5 Gold Rings lifelines’. They can flip the floor revealing a new question and they can use their team of five, made up of family and friends sat in the audience who, using a digital tablet, will be able to place a virtual ring where they think the correct answer is.

For the contestants, every pixel really does count as state of the art software, specially crafted for this game detects – down to just one pixel - exactly where each ring is placed on the floor.

Each round gets decidedly more difficult as the gold rings decrease in size, making it even tougher to encircle the correct answer. As each ring decreases in size so the money increases.

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Sunday 2nd September, BBC1, 12.00

Mark Chapman presents the first episode of the new series of the NFL Show ahead of the start of the season.

As ever, he will be joined by two-time Super Bowl winner Osi Umenyiora and former Dallas Cowboys and Houston Texans cornerback Jason Bell for their thoughts and predictions on what is set to be another thrilling chase for the Super Bowl.

The Frankenstein Chronicles Tuesday 4th September, ITV1, 22.45

Three years have passed since John Marlott (SEAN BEAN) escaped from Daniel Hervey (ED STOPPARD). In 1830, we find him chained and manacled in a cell at Royal Bethlem Hospital, on a wing for the criminally insane.

Marlott is lost in a nether world. Denied his resurrection and reunion with his family in heaven. He is unreachable, unresponsive - a broken man.

A visit by a local Reverend stirs Marlott. There is a glint of recognition. The visit causes a violent outburst and Marlott is administered electro-shock therapy. Terrible memories resurface, Hervey, Lady Jemima, Flora, his resurrection. Suddenly Marlott is jolted back to life, with renewed purpose to seek revenge on Daniel Hervey for his crimes, and to redeem his soul after being wrongly convicted for murder.

London during our period is the capital of the world, the forefront of modernity of new advances in science and technology - the reason why the handsome German aristocrat Frederick Dipple (LAURENCE FOX) is in town.

Marlott meets widowed seamstress Esther Rose (MAEVE DERMODY) who supplies him with a new set of clothes.

She recognizes there is something unusual about Marlott and she is drawn to him in the same way he is to her.

When the body of a murdered Archdeacon is discovered; the first of a series of grisly clergy murders which will send a shockwave through London, Home Secretary Sir Robert Peel’s (TOM WARD) new Metropolitan Police fight with the Parish Watchmen for jurisdiction. The lines are drawn in the battle between church and state.

DIY SOS: Grenfell

Wednesday 5 September, BBC1, 21.00

In this two-part series, Nick Knowles and the DIY SOS team are attempting by far their biggest and longest build yet, constructing two brand new buildings for the Grenfell community on a 750 square metre site over several months to create spaces worth about £2 million.

Episode one. With the aid of large construction companies, generous suppliers, volunteers and the Duke of Cambridge (who visits the site), the team is building a new home for the Dale Youth Boxing Club, a west London success story. The boxing club takes on anyone who wants to train and has been helping youngsters in the area for over 50 years to acquire the discipline that boxing training brings. The club started the careers of James de Gale who won an Olympic gold medal in Beijing, and George Groves, current WBA Super Middleweight champion, as well as producing many national champions.

From 1999 the club was housed in Grenfell Tower. A few months before the tragic fire which claimed 72 lives, the club moved into a newly refurbished space as part of the fateful fit out of the building. Since the fire, the club has been squatting temporarily in a gym in a disused car park, as trainer Mick Delaney is determined to carry on for the young people that use the club.

These include 14 year-old Jodie, who says that boxing is helping him come to terms with the loss of a school friend in the fire. Jodie and Mick meet the Duke on his visit to the site, as he joins the build team and lends a hand with some undercoating, as he did on his previous visit to a DIY SOS site in Manchester building homes for veterans.

This build was months in conception, planning, consultation with the community and was slated as a nine-week build from the ground up. It provided many firsts for Nick and the team: the challenge of building under a motorway and using steel construction as well as becoming it’s longest and largest build.

The fire at Grenfell Tower moved people across the country, and thanks to the incredible generosity of building and engineering companies and suppliers and volunteers, Dale Youth Boxing club has a new secured home.

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06:00 ...................... Breakfast 09:15 ................... Countryfile Summer Diaries 10:00....... Homes Under the Hammer

Friday 31st August

06:00................... The TV That Made Me 06:30.................... Countryfile Summer Diaries 07:15 ...................Impossible

11:00..............Wanted Down Under

08:00 ...... Gardeners’ World

11:45 ............. Thief Trackers 12:15.............. Bargain Hunt

11:00........... BBC Newsroom Live

13:00 ...... BBC News at One

13:00........ Strictly Ballroom

13:30 ....BBC London News

14:30... Killer Bees of Africa

13:45.......... Murder, Mystery and My Family

15:15...... Kate Humble: Into the Volcano

14:30................Escape to the Country

16:15........................The Truth About Lions

15:30.............. Royal Recipes

17:15....Antiques Road Trip

16:15............................Flog It!

18:00................. Celebrity Eggheads

17:15....................Impossible 18:00..... BBC News at Six 18:30.BBC London News 19:00........The One Show 19:30..............A Question of Sport 20:00............. EastEnders 20:30................. Celebrity MasterChef

09:00 .. Victoria Derbyshire

18:45.... The Repair Shop 19:30...Women’s World Cup Qualifier

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22:00...... Mock the Week 22:30..............Newsnight 23:05...Edinburgh Nights with Nish Kumar

22:00.... BBC News at Ten

23:35................ BBC Ouch Storytelling Live - Going Out

22:25.BBC London News

00:35.....The Prosecutors

22:35..The King’s Speech

01:35...................Picnic at Hanging Rock

00:25............... BBC News

06:00............. Good Morning Britain 08:30........................ Lorraine 09:25 ...................The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30 .............. This Morning 12:30 ............ Loose Women 13:30............. ITV Lunchtime News 13:55..... ITV News London 14:00.............. Judge Rinder 15:00 ................... Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:00.............. Tipping Point 17:00.................... The Chase: Celebrity Special 18:00................. ITV News London 18:30..ITV Evening News 19:00............ Emmerdale 19:30..Coronation Street 20:00....James Martin’s CW American choice Adventure 20:30..Coronation Street 21:00............. Doc Martin 22:00...... ITV News at Ten and Weather 22:30.. ITV News London 22:45..................... Senna 00:40............ Jackpot247

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Women’s World Cup Qualifier: Wales v England c h o i c e BBC2, 19.30

Live coverage of the FIFA World Cup 2019 qualifier between Wales and England from Rodney Parade, Newport.

Wales host England in this crucial World Cup qualifier at a sold out Rodney Parade. Jayne Ludlow’s side are a point above Phil Neville’s Lionesses, who have a game in hand on their rivals.

The group winners will make it through to next summer’s finals with the runners-up likely to enter two rounds of play-off matches.

England need at least a point in Newport to keep alive their hopes of qualifying automatically.

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06:20................. King of Queens 07:35............... Everybody Loves Raymond 09:00.................................. Frasier 10:05 ..............Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 11:00 ................... The Simpsons 12:00 ...............Channel 4 News 12:05....... Come Dine with Me 13:05............... Bang on Budget 14:10........................ Countdown 15:00........... A Place in the Sun 16:00.........Sun, Sea and Selling Houses 17:00........ Come Dine with Me 17:30 ................... The Simpsons 18:00............. The Simpsons 18:30 ................... Hollyoaks 19:00 ......... Channel 4 News 20:00 .........The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice 21:00........... 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 22:00........Naked Attraction 23:05..................... Peng Life 23:40................... Rude Tube

06:00...................... Childrens’ TV

00:15...............Super Casino

06:00...................Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 06:50 ..... You’ve Been Framed!

07:15.............. Dress to Impress 08:00 ........................ Emmerdale 08:55...... You’ve Been Framed!

09:25............................... The Ellen DeGeneres Show 10:20.............. The Bachelorette 12:15......................... Emmerdale 13:15...... You’ve Been Framed!

13:45............................... The Ellen DeGeneres Show 14:35....The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:55......................Judge Rinder 18:00......... Dress to Impress 19:00................. You’ve Been Framed!

20:00....Two and a Half Men 20:30.................. Superstore 21:00........American Pie: The Wedding 23:05.................. Family Guy 23:30.................. Family Guy 00:05............ American Dad! 00:30............ American Dad! 01:00...The Cleveland Show

08:55............ Food Unwrapped

06:00 .............Monkey Business

07:10............ Ice Road Truckers

09:30 ........... A Place in the Sun

06:30 .............Monkey Business

08:10 ................... Aussie Pickers

10:30 ........... A Place in the Sun

07:00 .......................Monkey Life

11:35 .....................Four in a Bed

08:00 ................ Meerkat Manor

09:00 ........................ Abandoned Engineering

12:05 .....................Four in a Bed

08:30 ................ Meerkat Manor

10:00 .............American Pickers

12:35 .....................Four in a Bed

09:00 ... RSPCA Animal Rescue

11:00 ................... Aussie Pickers

13:10 .....................Four in a Bed

10:00 ................. Modern Family

12:00 ............................. Top Gear

13:40 .....................Four in a Bed

11:00 ...........................MacGyver

14:10....... Come Dine with Me

12:00 .................... Hawaii Five-0

13:00 ........................ Abandoned Engineering

14:40....... Come Dine with Me

14:00 ............NCIS: Los Angeles

15:15 ....... Come Dine with Me

16:00 ................... The Simpsons

15:50 ....... Come Dine with Me

17:30............................ Futurama

16:20....... Come Dine with Me

18:00 ....................Futurama

16:50........... A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun

18:30 .............The Simpsons 20:00 ...........Modern Family

17:55.................... The Secret Life of the Zoo

20:30 ...........Modern Family

18:55 ............. The Supervet 19:55 ........... Grand Designs

22:00................. A League of Their Own

21:00... Code 37: Sex Crimes

23:00..............The Simpsons

22:00..........24 Hours in A&E

23:30..............The Simpsons

23:05..........24 Hours in A&E

00:00..............The Simpsons

00:10.........Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares

00:30..............The Simpsons

09:15 ...............The Wright Stuff 11:15 ......... Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 12:10...........5 News Lunchtime 12:15...........GPs: Behind Closed Doors 13:15............... Home and Away 13:45........................ Neighbours 14:15.......................................NCIS 15:10...................... Out of Reach 17:00......................... 5 News at 5 17:30........................ Neighbours 18:00..........Home and Away 18:30........... 5 News Tonight 19:00................. Cricket on 5: England v India 20:00.....Britain by Bike with Larry and George Lamb 21:00....Celebrity Big Brother 22:30................ Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit on the Side 23:30. Celebrity Big Brother

21:00 ...Stan Lee’s Lucky Man

01:00..........The Force: Essex

14:00 ............................. Top Gear 15:00 ............................. Top Gear 16:00 .................Sin City Motors 17:00 .....................Timber Kings 18:00............. Late Nite Eats 18:30.......Eat Your Heart Out with Nick Helm 19:00............. Aussie Pickers 20:00......Cop Car Workshop 21:00............... The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 23:10............ Have I Got a Bit More News for You 00:15..................Taskmaster 01:15...............Dave Gorman Goodish Hits 2

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James Martin’s American Adventure choice ITV1, 20.00 In a half-hour cut down of the original series, the East coast stretch of James Martin’s American Adventure takes him to The Hamptons. Known as being the playground of wealthy New Yorkers, the area has a rich farming history. James cooks for some local farmers before going out on a lobster boat and cooking along the waterside.

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06:00....................... Breakfast 10:00.........................Saturday Kitchen Live 11:30.......................... Nadiya’s Family Favourites 12:00.......................... Football Focus 13:00......................BBC News 13:15....................Athletics

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15:15.............................Money for Nothing 16:00....................Final Score 17:10......................BBC News 17:20..................BBC London News 17:30................ Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides 19:35.............. Impossible Celebrities 20:25.................Pointless 21:10................. Casualty 22:00............... BBC News 22:20..................Match of the Day 23:45................... The NFL Show 00:15...................... Fright Night 01:55.............Weather for the Week Ahead

Saturday 1st Sept

06:45....................... Top Class 07:10.............Marrying Mum and Dad 07:40...... Officially Amazing Goes Bunkers 08:10..........The Dengineers 08:40..........Absolute Genius with Dick and Dom 09:10..........Planet Dinosaur 09:40...............................David Attenborough’s Natural Curiosities 10:00...........Nature’s Miracle Babies 11:00...........The Dolphins of Shark Bay 12:00.....Nigel Slater: Eating Together 12:30.... Great British Menu 13:30............. Tom Kerridge’s Proper Pub Food 14:00....... Homes Under the Hammer 15:00.......Scrappers: Back in the Yard 15:30............Garden Rescue 16:15....................... Escape to the Country 17:15............................Flog It! 17:50.. A Passage to Britain 18:50.. Proms Extra 2018 19:30.........Eric and Ernie 21:00..... Morecambe and Wise in Pieces 22:00................Gone Girl 00:20.........Mystery Road

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06:00.................... Dino Dana 06:10.......................... Super 4 06:35.................. Make it Pop 07:00....Mission Employable 07:05..... Ninjago: Decoded 07:40....................Toonmarty 07:55................. Scrambled!’s Shiniest Showdown Ever 08:25....................... ITV News 08:30...Zoe Ball on Saturday 09:25.......Saturday Morning with James Martin 11:35............. James Martin’s American Adventure 12:00...... Love Your Garden 13:05.. £10k Holiday Home 13:35..............ITV Lunchtime News 13:45................ Catchphrase 14:30...............Tipping Point 15:30.....................The Chase 16:30............WOS Wrestling 17:30......ITV Evening News 18:00................. Big Star’s Little Star 19:00................. Celebrity Catchphrase 20:00........... The X Factor 21:15..........The Jonathan Ross Show 22:20................ ITV News 22:35. Two Weeks Notice 00:25.......WOS Wrestling

Athletics: Diamond League - Brussels And Zurich e c i o h c Highlights BBC1, 13.15

Gabby Logan presents highlights from the final two Diamond League meetings of the year, firstly from Brussels and then in Zurich.

After 12 fiercely-contested events the season culminates with the world’s best athletes competing to be crowned the Diamond League Champion in their respective disciplines.

They will also be awarded a Diamond Trophy, $50,000 in prize money and a wild card for the 2019 IAAF World Championships.

TV Guide

06:15................. King of Queens

06:00...................... Childrens’ TV

06:40................. King of Queens

10:25.............................Pets Make You Laugh Out Loud

07:05............... Everybody Loves Raymond

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06:00...................Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 06:10...................Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records

10:50...........Police Interceptors

06:35......Emmerdale Omnibus

09:00.......The Big Bang Theory

14:45....................... Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End

09:10..............Coronation Street Omnibus

10:30.................... The Simpsons

17:00..................................5 News

11:30.....................Para Triathlon: Superhero Tri

17:05....................... Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End

12:50......................... You’ve Been Framed!

13:00......................Four in a Bed

18:00............Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away!

08:00...................................Frasier 08:30...................................Frasier

13:30......................Four in a Bed 14:00......................Four in a Bed 14:30......................Four in a Bed 15:00......................Four in a Bed 15:30................The People’s Vet 16:30................Channel 4 News

19:00................. Cricket on 5: England v India

12:10.......................Catchphrase

13:25....................Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams 15:30.................... Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights

19:55.........5 News Weekend

17:20.............Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

20:00........... Brunel’s Britain: Master of Bridges

18:20...................... FYI Daily 18:25.......Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

17:00............................Formula 1

21:00...... How the Victorians Built Britain

18:30........... Speed with Guy Martin

22:00.......................Celebrity Big Brother

20:00...................... Oblivion

23:05............ Lip Sync Battle

22:15........Exodus: Gods and Kings

00:00.......Cruising with Jane McDonald

00:55....Hollyoaks Omnibus

00:15...............Super Casino

00:25.................Van Helsing

08:55.... Kirstie’s Vintage Gems

06:00.............................Futurama

09:30............ A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun

07:00.............................Futurama

07:20................................ Ice Road Truckers

08:00.............................Futurama

08:10..............American Pickers

10:25............Location, Location, Location

09:00.................... The Simpsons

09:10.................... Aussie Pickers

09:30.................... The Simpsons

10:10.................... Aussie Pickers

11:30............Location, Location, Location

10:00.........................Soccer A.M.

11:10.................... Aussie Pickers

11:30......................What’s Up TV

12:10........ Deadly on a Mission: Pole to Pole

12:35............Location, Location, Location 13:35........ Come Dine with Me 15:50........ Come Dine with Me 16:20......................Four in a Bed 17:25......................Four in a Bed

12:05.................. Modern Family 13:00.................. Modern Family 14:00.................. Modern Family 15:00.................... Gillette Soccer Saturday

18:25............... Four in a Bed

17:15..................Premier League Greatest Games

19:00...............Phil Spencer’s Stately Homes

17:30................ Duck Quacks Don’t Echo

20:00................... Father Ted

18:00..............The Simpsons

20:30................... Father Ted

19:00..............The Simpsons

21:00.............. Sarah Millican Home Bird Live

19:30..............The Simpsons

22:10.............. Ricky Gervais: Politics

21:00.........Beverly Hills Cop

23:50........... 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 01:55................... Father Ted

20:00........................S.W.A.T. 23:05.................. A League of Their Own 01:05.....................The Force: Manchester

20:00............... Rock of Ages 21:00...................... FYI Daily 21:05............... Rock of Ages 22:25.................. Family Guy 23:30............ American Dad!

13:10........ Deadly on a Mission: Pole to Pole 14:10................ Steve Backshall’s Extreme Mountain Challenge 15:10.......................Detroit Steel 16:10........................... Big Daddy 18:00....................... Cops UK: Bodycam Squad 19:00..... Would I Lie to You? 20:20..... Would I Lie to You? 21:00........... Mock the Week 21:40............. True Romance 00:00............ Have I Got a Bit More News for You 01:00................... Red Dwarf 01:40...... Last Man on Earth

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06:00....................... Breakfast 08:35....... Match of the Day 10:00.................. The Andrew Marr Show 11:00............................Sunday Morning Live 12:00............... Bargain Hunt 13:00......................BBC News 13:15...Still Open All Hours 13:45..........Hold the Sunset 14:15... Money for Nothing 15:00..............Points of View 15:15........... Songs of Praise

Sunday 2nd sept

06:35....................Around the World in 80 Gardens 07:35....... Gardeners’ World 08:35................... Countryfile 09:30.......... The Beechgrove Garden 10:00.........................Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11:30.... Great British Menu 12:00.... Great British Menu 12:30.... Great British Menu

15:50........ Fake or Fortune?

13:00.......... The Hairy Bikers’ Best of British

16:50......Shop Well for Less

14:00.................... Wastemen

17:50........................Pointless

15:00.................... Equestrian

18:35............... BBC News

17:10..........Tribes, Predators and Me

18:50.BBC London News 19:00.............Countryfile 20:00... Fake or Fortune?

21:00.............Bodyguard 22:00............... BBC News

18:10......... Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom 20:00......... Dragons’ Den

22:30.. Match of the Day 2

21:00.................. Eight Go Rallying: The Road to Saigon

23:35.......... Supermarket Shopping Secrets

22:00............ Millionaires’ Ex-Wives Club

00:35...... Weather for the Week Ahead

23:00............Kinky Boots

00:40............... BBC News

01:35.............. Holby City

22:20... BBC London News

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00:40.............Countryfile

06:00................Childrens’ TV 08:25 ...................... ITV News 08:30 .. Zoe Ball on Sunday 09:25 ................The X Factor 10:35 ...........WOS Wrestling 11:35 .. Big Star’s Little Star 12:35 ....... Best Walks with a View with Julia Bradbury 13:05 I.TV Lunchtime News 13:20......... The Lego Movie 15:15............... Catchphrase 16:00.............. Tipping Point 17:00 ....................The Chase 18:00........ Paul O’grady’s Little Heroes 18:30 .ITV Evening News 18:45................ ITV News London 19:00.......... 5 Gold Rings 20:00 .......... The X Factor 21:00............. Vanity Fair 22:05......The Imitation W C Game choice 22:45 ............... ITV News 23:05............ Our Everest Challenge with Ben Fogle and Victoria Pendleton 00:05.........Monster Carp 00:55............ Jackpot247

06:10........................ Motorsport

06:00...................... Childrens’ TV

06:40 .............. Everybody Loves Raymond

08:25.........Shimmer and Shine

07:05............... Everybody Loves Raymond

09:00..................Noddy: Toyland Detective

07:30 ..................................Frasier

09:15.............................. Floogals

07:55 ..................................Frasier

09:35 .......................... Paw Patrol

08:25 .............................European Championships

09:45 ................Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

09:30 .................Sunday Brunch

10:20.................... Cats Make You Laugh Out Loud

12:30 ................... The Simpsons 13:00 ................... The Simpsons 13:30 .............................Peng Life 14:00 ......................................Hulk 16:40 ............... The Great British Bake Off 18:00........................Extreme Cake Makers 18:25.......... Channel 4 News 18:45.................... Formula 1 21:00............... Jack Reacher: Never Go Back

ITV1, 22.05

The Imitation Game is a high-energy panel show for ITV hosted by Alexander Armstrong, that sees team captains and top impressionists Rory Bremner and Debra Stephenson lead teams of the UK’s favourite mimics and comedians in a number of fastpaced games and challenges.

Each week, both teams go head-to-head as they re-enact iconic movie scenes, re-voice news footage, blast out some surprising cover versions and put unlikely words in the mouths of all kinds of celebrities.

This week, Rory Bremner and Debra Stephenson are joined by special guests Luke Kempner and Jess Robinson to perform a series of comedy games. Featuring a dazzling array of voices, some horribly miscast movies, show-stopping musical impersonations and an hilarious attempt to date Christopher Biggins.

08:45.........Pirata and Capitano

11:35 ..........Police Interceptors 14:35.... Bad Tenants, Rogue Landlords 16:30............Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away!

19:00................. Cricket on 5: England v India 19:55.........5 News Weekend 20:00.............That’s So 1980 21:00. Celebrity Big Brother

06:00...................Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 06:10...................Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 06:35...... You’ve Been Framed!

07:00......Emmerdale Omnibus 09:45..............Coronation Street Omnibus 12:40............... Ninja Warrior UK 13:40 ..... You’ve Been Framed!

14:45 ...................... The X Factor 16:05 ..................Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 18:20................The Amazing Spider-Man 2 21:00...............American Pie: Reunion 23:15.................. Family Guy 23:45.................. Family Guy 00:15.................. Family Guy

23:20.......... A Bigger Splash

22:00................All New Most Shocking Moments in Pop 2

01:35............. 60 Days in Jail

00:55...............Super Casino

01:40.......................Ghosted

08:55............ A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun

06:00 ..........The Hour of Power

07:15............ Ice Road Truckers

09:45...................... The Poseidon Adventure

07:00 ............................Futurama

09:00 ............ Ice Road Truckers

08:00............................ Futurama

10:00 ....... Deadly on a Mission: Pole to Pole

12:05........ Come Dine with Me

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14:15........ Come Dine with Me 14:50......................Four in a Bed 15:50......................Four in a Bed 16:50......................Four in a Bed 17:20 ....... Come Dine with Me 17:50........ Come Dine with Me 18:25.... Come Dine with Me 18:55.... Come Dine with Me 19:25.... Come Dine with Me 19:55.........The Secret Life of Brothers and Sisters 21:00................... Emergency Helicopter Medics

09:00 ................... The Simpsons 10:00 ................... The Simpsons 11:00........................... WWE Raw 12:00 ................. Modern Family 12:30 ................. Modern Family 13:00 ................. Modern Family 13:30 ................. Modern Family

00:45............ American Dad! 01:15............ American Dad!

11:00........ Deadly on a Mission: Pole to Pole 12:00 ............................. Top Gear 13:00 ............................. Top Gear 14:00 ...........Cops UK: Bodycam Squad

14:00................... The Simpsons

15:00............Cops UK: Bodycam Squad

15:00................... The Simpsons

16:00.......... Would I Lie to You?

16:00................... The Simpsons

17:20.......... Would I Lie to You?

17:00................... The Simpsons 18:00............. The Simpsons

18:00............Best of Red Bull Soapbox Race

19:00 .............The Simpsons

19:00................Detroit Steel

20:00................. A League of Their Own

20:00......Cop Car Workshop

21:00........................S.W.A.T.

21:00.. Have I Got a Bit More News for You

23:05..........24 Hours in A&E

22:00.............. Hawaii Five-0

22:00............ Judge Romesh

00:10.........Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares

23:00............................. NCIS: Los Angeles

22:30............ Judge Romesh

01:10................... Emergency Helicopter Medics

00:00.................... MacGyver

01:00............ Have I Got a Bit More News for You

22:00.......... 999: What’s Your Emergency?

01:00........................S.W.A.T.

23:00..... Would I Lie to You?

monday 3rd sept

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06:00....................... Breakfast 09:15..........One Day That CW Changed My Life choice 10:00....... Homes Under the Hammer 11:00....... Dom on the Spot 11:45............. Close Calls: On Camera 12:15............... Bargain Hunt 13:00....... BBC News at One 13:45..........................Doctors 14:15.......... Neighbourhood Blues 15:00....................... Escape to the Country 15:45............Garden Rescue 16:30....Antiques Road Trip 17:15........................Pointless 18:00..... BBC News at Six 19:00........The One Show 19:30.............. Inside Out 20:00............. EastEnders 20:30...............Panorama 21:00..Reported Missing 22:00.... BBC News at Ten 22:45................... Cuckoo 23:10............. Segregated America: A School in the South 23:55................. Celebrity Apprentice USA 00:40................. Celebrity Apprentice USA

06:00................... The TV That Made Me

06:00............. Good Morning Britain

06:30.................... Countryfile Summer Diaries

08:30......................... Lorraine

07:15....................Impossible

09:25....................The Jeremy Kyle Show

08:00........ Fake or Fortune?

10:30............... This Morning

09:00... Victoria Derbyshire

12:30............. Loose Women

11:00 ...BBC Newsroom Live

13:30...ITV Lunchtime News

12:15.................. Politics Live

13:55...... ITV News London

13:00....For What It’s Worth

14:00............... Judge Rinder

13:45........... Building Dream Homes

15:00..........................Tenable

14:15.......Escape to Athena

17:00.....................The Chase

16:15.......... Lost Land of the Volcano 17:15...........Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 18:00................. Celebrity Eggheads 18:45.... The Repair Shop 19:30.. Great British Menu 20:00...... Nadiya’s Family Favourites 20:30............... University Challenge 21:00......Mother’s Day

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22:30..............Newsnight

23:15.......... Drinkers Like Me - Adrian Chiles 00:15................. Celebrity MasterChef

16:00...............Tipping Point 18:00.. ITV News London 18:30..ITV Evening News 19:00............ Emmerdale 19:30..Coronation Street 20:00............ Griff’s Great Britain 20:30..Coronation Street 21:00..............Vanity Fair 22:00...... ITV News at Ten and Weather

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06:20 ................ King of Queens 07:35 .............. Everybody Loves Raymond 09:00 ..................................Frasier 10:05 ....Undercover Boss USA 11:00 ..............Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 12:00 ...............Channel 4 News 12:05 ....... Come Dine with Me 13:05 ...............Bang on Budget 14:10 ....................... Countdown 15:00 .........Find it, Fix it, Flog it 16:00 ........... A Place in the Sun 17:00 ....... Come Dine with Me 17:30 .... Extreme Cake Makers 18:00 .............The Simpsons 18:30 ................... Hollyoaks 19:00 ......... Channel 4 News 20:00 .................. How to Get Rich Quick 20:30........Jamie Cooks Italy 21:00................. Married to a Paedophile 22:30........... 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 23:35..........The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice 00:30.........Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

06:00...................... Childrens’ TV 09:15 .......................Jeremy Vine 11:15 ..................Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away!

12:10 ..........5 News Lunchtime 12:15 ......................................NCIS 13:15 .............. Home and Away 13:45 ....................... Neighbours 16:00................................ Friends 16:30 ................................ Friends 17:00 ........................ 5 News at 5 17:30 ....................... Neighbours 18:00......... Home and Away 18:30.......... 5 News Tonight 19:00 ................ Cricket on 5: England v India 20:00......Gallagher Premiership Rugby Highlights 21:00....Celebrity Big Brother 22:00.................. Undercover Girlfriend 23:00.......................Celebrity Big Brother 23:30................ Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit on the Side 00:30....Celebrity Big Brother 01:00...............Super Casino

06:00.................. Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 06:50 ..... You’ve Been Framed!

07:15 .............. Dress to Impress 08:00 ........................ Emmerdale 08:30 ............Coronation Street 09:25 .............................. The Ellen DeGeneres Show 10:20 ............. The Bachelorette 12:15 ........................ Emmerdale 12:45 ............Coronation Street 13:45 .............................. The Ellen DeGeneres Show 14:35.......................... The Jeremy Kyle Show 18:00...........................You’ve Been Framed!

20:00... Two and a Half Men 20:30.................. Superstore 21:00................. Family Guy 21:30...................... Ghosted 22:00................. Family Guy 22:55........... American Dad! 23:55.. The Cleveland Show 00:25........................... Plebs 00:50....Two and a Half Men 01:20.................. Superstore

08:55............ Food Unwrapped

06:00 .............Monkey Business

07:10............ Ice Road Truckers

09:30 ........... A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun

06:30 .............Monkey Business

08:00 ................... Aussie Pickers

07:00 .......................Monkey Life

10:30 ........... A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun

08:00 .............................Zoo Tales

09:00 ........................ Abandoned Engineering

08:30 .............................Zoo Tales

10:00 .............American Pickers

09:00 ... RSPCA Animal Rescue

11:00 ................... Aussie Pickers

10:00 ................. Modern Family

12:00 ............................. Top Gear

11:00 ...........................MacGyver

13:00 .......................... Impossible Engineering

22:35.. ITV News London 22:50..........The Imitation Game 23:35..Killer Women with Piers Morgan 00:25... Long Lost Family 01:15............ Jackpot247

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One Day That Changed My Life e c i o ch BBC1, 09.15

11:35 .....................Four in a Bed 12:35..................... Four in a Bed 13:35..................... Four in a Bed 14:10....... Come Dine with Me 15:10....... Come Dine with Me

14:00 ............NCIS: Los Angeles

16:15....... Come Dine with Me

16:00 ................... The Simpsons

16:50 ...................Vet on the Hill

17:30 ............................Futurama

17:55 ................... The Secret Life of the Zoo

18:00 ....................Futurama

18:55 ............. The Supervet 19:55........... Grand Designs 21:00.............. Phil Spencer’s Stately Homes 22:00..........24 Hours in A&E 23:05..........24 Hours in A&E

Each of us will have experienced a day that changed the course of our lives - dramatic moments that can send lives in one of any two directions.

In this series, we will be capturing those extraordinary moments.

From medical results to business decisions, creating a family to saving communities, those crossroads moments when everything changes.

With four stories in each episode, we show the run up to real life results moments, culminating on one day that’s delivers intimate decisions that reflect the audiences lives back to them.

After becoming deaf, concert violinist Carol undergoes surgery which could potentially restore her hearing. Alison and Chad risk their home on launching their new business, former nurse Laura takes her train driving test after a gruelling eighteen-month training process and Izzy attempts to give hope to future Olympic hopefuls. All their efforts, hopes and desires culminating on one day where their lives could change.

Narrated by Jo Joyner, this fresh format gives us intimate access to life changing events as they happen.

12:00 .................... Hawaii Five-0

18:30 .............The Simpsons 19:30 .............The Simpsons 20:30............. The Simpsons 21:00 ................. A League of Their Own 22:00................... The Russell Howard Hour

00:10........... 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown

23:00..........The Force: Essex

01:10...............Phil Spencer’s Stately Homes

01:00......................Brit Cops: Frontline Crime

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00:00..........The Force: Essex

14:00 ............................. Top Gear 15:00 ............................. Top Gear 16:00................. Sin City Motors 17:00 .....................Timber Kings 18:00..................... Top Gear 19:00............ Aussie Pickers 20:00....................... Cops UK: Bodycam Squad 21:00..... Would I Lie to You? 21:40..... Would I Lie to You? 22:20..... Would I Lie to You? 23:00............................ QI XL 00:00..................Have I Got a Bit More News for You 01:00............................ QI XL

Mother’s Day BBC2, 21.00

Following the 1993 Warrington bomb attack which left two boys dead, a grieving family and a Dublin housewife form an unlikely alliance to bring about peace and heal communities on both sides of the Irish Sea. Sue McHugh (Vicky McClure), an unassuming and usually shy Dublin housewife, is deeply affected by news of the tragedy. Spurred into action by the events in Warrington and the hope that she can make a difference, Sue urges people across Ireland to demonstrate that the killings on all sides must stop. But has Sue underestimated the challenge of brokering peace in a community that has known such conflict?

As the grieving Wendy and Colin Parry (Anna Maxwell Martin and Daniel Mays) search desperately for answers to their son Tim’s senseless killing, they form an alliance with Sue, her husband Arthur (David Wilmot), and their Peace ‘93 movement, travelling to Dublin in a bid to bring about peace and ensure Tim’s enduring legacy is one of hope and tolerance.

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tuesday 4th sept

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06:00....................... Breakfast 09:15 ...............One Day That Changed My Life 10:00....... Homes Under the Hammer 11:00....... Dom on the Spot 11:45............. Close Calls: On Camera 12:15 .............. Bargain Hunt 12:38 .............. Bargain Hunt 13:00 ...... BBC News at One 13:45 .........................Doctors 14:15 ......... Neighbourhood Blues 15:00................Escape to the Country 15:45 ...........Garden Rescue 16:30 ...Antiques Road Trip 17:15 .......................Pointless 18:00 .... BBC News at Six 18:30 .BBC London News 19:00....... The One Show 19:30............ EastEnders 20:00 ............. Holby City 21:00 ........... Wanderlust 22:00.... BBC News at Ten 22:45 ........... Killer in Our Classroom 23:35..Reported Missing 00:35............... BBC News

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06:00................... The TV That Made Me 06:30........... Garden Rescue 07:15 ...Antiques Road Trip 08:00 ........... Nadiya’s Family Favourites 08:30..................The Farmers’ Country Showdown 09:00... Victoria Derbyshire 11:00..BBC Newsroom Live 12:15.................. Politics Live 13:00...................... The Super League Show 13:45........... Building Dream Homes 14:15......................Lucky Jim 15:45........ A Taste of Britain 16:15.......... Lost Land of the Volcano 17:15...........Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 18:00................. Celebrity Eggheads 18:45.... The Repair Shop 19:30.Great British Menu 20:00............Saving Lives at Sea 21:00.................We are W C British Jews choice 22:00............................. QI 22:30..............Newsnight 23:15......... Dragons’ Den 00:15.................. The Real Marigold Hotel

06:00 ............ Good Morning Britain 08:30 ........................ Lorraine 09:25 ...................The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30.............. This Morning 12:30 ............ Loose Women 13:30 .............ITV Lunchtime News 13:55..... ITV News London 14:00.............. Judge Rinder 15:00......................... Tenable 16:00.............. Tipping Point 17:00 ....................The Chase 18:00................. ITV News London 18:30............ ITV Evening News 19:00............ Emmerdale 19:30........................ £10k Holiday Home 20:00................ Love Your Garden

06:00...................... Childrens’ TV

08:55 ............ Food Unwrapped 09:30........... A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 10:30 ........... A Place in the Sun 11:35 .....................Four in a Bed 12:05 .....................Four in a Bed 12:35 .....................Four in a Bed 13:05 .....................Four in a Bed 13:35 .....................Four in a Bed 14:10 ....... Come Dine with Me 15:10 ....... Come Dine with Me 16:15....... Come Dine with Me 16:50................... Vet on the Hill 17:55 ................... The Secret Life of the Zoo 18:55 ............. The Supervet 19:55 ........... Grand Designs 21:00 ......... 999: What’s Your Emergency?

22:00..........Trains From Hell 23:05........... 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 00:10.........Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares 01:15...................999: What’s Your Emergency?

06:00 .............Monkey Business

09:15....................... Jeremy Vine 11:15.................. Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away!

12:10 ..........5 News Lunchtime 12:15 ......................................NCIS 13:15 .............. Home and Away 13:45....................... Neighbours 14:20 ...........A Dangerous Date 16:00 ................................ Friends 16:30 ................................ Friends 17:00 ........................ 5 News at 5 17:30 ....................... Neighbours 18:00 .........Home and Away 18:30 .......... 5 News Tonight 19:00..... Police Interceptors 20:00........The Yorkshire Vet 21:15. Celebrity Big Brother 22:15.Undercover Girlfriend 23:15 ............... Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit on the Side 00:15.............The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 01:15...............Super Casino

06:00 ..................Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 06:50 ..... You’ve Been Framed!

07:15............... Dress to Impress 08:00 ........................ Emmerdale 08:30............ Coronation Street 09:25.............................. The Ellen DeGeneres Show 10:20............. The Bachelorette 12:15 ........................ Emmerdale 12:45 ............Coronation Street 13:45 .............................. The Ellen DeGeneres Show 14:35.......................... The Jeremy Kyle Show 18:00................. You’ve Been Framed!

20:00 ...Two and a Half Men 20:30.................. Superstore 21:00................ Bridesmaids 23:35.................. Family Guy 00:05.................. Family Guy 00:30............ American Dad! 01:05............ American Dad! 01:30....Two and a Half Men 01:55.................. Superstore

21:00... Long Lost Family 22:00...... ITV News at Ten and Weather 22:30.. ITV News London 22:45... The Frankenstein Chronicles 23:45.......Lethal Weapon 00:30............ Jackpot247

We Are British Jews BBC2, 21.00

06:20................ King of Queens 07:35 .............. Everybody Loves Raymond 09:00.................................. Frasier 10:05 ....Undercover Boss USA 11:00 ..............Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 12:00............... Channel 4 News 12:05....... Come Dine with Me 13:05 ...............Bang on Budget 14:10 ....................... Countdown 15:00 .........Find it, Fix it, Flog it 16:00........... A Place in the Sun 17:00 ....... Come Dine with Me 17:30 .... Extreme Cake Makers 18:00 .............The Simpsons 18:30 ................... Hollyoaks 19:00 ......... Channel 4 News 20:00 .........The Great British Bake Off 21:15......... First Dates Hotel 22:20........Naked Attraction 23:20..........24 Hours in A&E 00:20............One Born Every Minute 01:15............. The Secret Life of the Zoo

In a new two part series on BBC Two eight British Jews with a broad range of opinions, beliefs and practices, go on a journey to explore what it means to be Jewish in Britain today and examine some of the most pressing questions and challenges facing the Jewish community at home and in Israel. In the first episode, the group meet in Manchester, home to the UK’s largest Jewish community outside of London.

After getting to know each other, and discovering their differences, they’ll explore what antisemitism looks and feels like in modern Britain and reflect on how perceptions of Israel affect them here at home. They’ll meet the owner of a local restaurant which has been attacked a number of times in recent years and talk to a Labour MP who has been the focus of abuse online. The group will go on to meet with Jewish students, where they’ll hear how they have needed security when they have held Israel events on campus. The group then travels to Israel, the country many of the group call their homeland. Starting their journey on a Kibbutz, a communal farm, they’ll get some stark reminders of the realities of life in the Jewish State and meet a young American woman who has volunteered to serve in the Israeli Defense Forces.

07:00 .......................Monkey Life 08:00 .............................Zoo Tales 08:30............................ Zoo Tales 09:00... RSPCA Animal Rescue 10:00 ................. Modern Family 11:00 ...........................MacGyver 12:00 .................... Hawaii Five-0

07:10............................... Ice Road Truckers 08:00................... Aussie Pickers 09:00.......................... Impossible Engineering 10:00 .............American Pickers 11:00................... Aussie Pickers 12:00............................. Top Gear

13:00 .................... Hawaii Five-0

13:00.......................... Impossible Engineering

14:00 ............NCIS: Los Angeles

14:00............................. Top Gear

16:00 ................... The Simpsons

16:00................. Sin City Motors

17:30 ............................Futurama

17:00..................... Timber Kings

18:00 ....................Futurama

18:00..................... Top Gear

18:30 .............The Simpsons

19:00 .......American Pickers

20:00 ................. A League of Their Own

20:00 ................... Scrappers

21:00 ......... An Idiot Abroad

22:00 .............Rhod Gilbert’s Work Experience

22:00 ..... Football’s Funniest Moments 23:00.................. A League of Their Own 00:00..........The Force: Essex 01:00..... Brit Cops: Frontline Crime

21:00 ...... Live at the Apollo

22:40..............Rhod Gilbert’s Work Experience 23:20................................. QI 00:00............ Have I Got a Bit More News for You 01:00............................ QI XL

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06:00 ...................... Breakfast 09:15................One Day That Changed My Life 10:00....... Homes Under the Hammer 11:00....... Dom on the Spot 11:45............. Close Calls: On Camera 12:15............... Bargain Hunt 13:00....... BBC News at One 13:45......................... Doctors 14:15 ......... Neighbourhood Blues 15:00................Escape to the Country 15:45 ...........Garden Rescue 16:30 ...Antiques Road Trip 17:15 .......................Pointless 18:00.... BBC News at Six 19:00 .......The One Show 19:30 .......Rip Off Britain 20:00 .Shop Well for Less 21:00 ................. DIY SOS 22:00.... BBC News at Ten 22:45............. A Question of Sport 23:15.............One Deadly Weekend in America 00:40...... Weather for the Week Ahead 00:45............... BBC News

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06:15.......The Secrets of the Mona Lisa 07:15....Antiques Road Trip 08:00........................See Hear 08:30..................The Farmers’ Country Showdown 09:00......Victoria Derbyshire 11:00....BBC Newsroom Live 11:15.................. Politics Live 13:00.............................. Coast 13:05....For What It’s Worth 13:50........... Building Dream Homes 14:20...............Little Women 16:15.......... Lost Land of the Volcano 17:15...........Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 18:00................. Celebrity Eggheads 18:45.... The Repair Shop 19:30.. Great British Menu 20:00........ Trust Me, I’m a Doctor 20:30......... Upstart Crow 21:00......... We are British Jews 22:00............Motherland 22:30..............Newsnight 23:15.. Eight Go Rallying: The Road to Saigon 00:15.................See Hear

06:00............. Good Morning Britain 08:30........................ Lorraine 09:25................... The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30 .............. This Morning 12:30............ Loose Women 13:30............. ITV Lunchtime News 13:55 ..... ITV News London 14:00.............. Judge Rinder 15:00......................... Tenable 16:00.............. Tipping Point 17:00.................... The Chase 18:00.. ITV News London 18:30..ITV Evening News 19:00............ Emmerdale 19:30..Coronation Street 20:00.........Paul O’grady’s Little Heroes 20:30..Coronation Street 21:00..........Coronation Street’s DNA Secrets

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06:20 ................ King of Queens 07:35 .............. Everybody Loves Raymond 09:00.................................. Frasier 10:05 ....Undercover Boss USA 11:05 ..............Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 12:00 ...............Channel 4 News 12:05 ....... Come Dine with Me 13:05 ...............Bang on Budget 14:10 ....................... Countdown 15:00 .........Find it, Fix it, Flog it 16:00 ........... A Place in the Sun 17:00 ....... Come Dine with Me 17:30 .... Extreme Cake Makers 18:00 .............The Simpsons 18:30 ................... Hollyoaks 19:00 ......... Channel 4 News 20:00 ................The Extreme Diet Hotel 21:00 .........24 Hours in A&E 22:00 ....................Hang Ups 22:35 ................ Cover Story 23:30 ................ Married to a Paedophile 00:55.........Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

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06:00...................... Childrens’ TV

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09:15 .......................Jeremy Vine

06:00.................. Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records

11:15 .... Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away: Final Demand

06:50 ..... You’ve Been Framed!

07:15.............. Dress to Impress

12:10 ..........5 News Lunchtime

08:00........................ Emmerdale

12:15 ......................................NCIS

08:30 ..... You’ve Been Framed!

13:15 .............. Home and Away

09:25 .............................. The Ellen DeGeneres Show

13:45 ....................... Neighbours 14:15 ................ Lust for Murder 16:00 ................................ Friends 16:30 ................................ Friends 17:00 ........................ 5 News at 5 17:30....................... Neighbours 18:00......... Home and Away 18:30.......... 5 News Tonight 19:00................. Traffic Cops 20:00 .................GPs: Behind Closed Doors 21:00....Celebrity Big Brother 22:00.. Undercover Girlfriend 23:05................ Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit on the Side 00:05.........Chris Maloney: In Therapy 01:00...............Super Casino

10:20 ............. The Bachelorette 12:15 ........................ Emmerdale 12:45 ..... You’ve Been Framed!

13:45 .............................. The Ellen DeGeneres Show 14:35....The Jeremy Kyle Show 18:00..You’ve Been Framed!

20:00....Two and a Half Men 20:30 ................. Superstore 21:00........American Pie: The Wedding 23:05.................. Family Guy 00:00............ American Dad! 00:55....Two and a Half Men 01:25.................. Superstore 01:50............Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records

22:30................ ITV News 23:15............... Bad Move 23:45......Britain’s Busiest Airport - Heathrow 00:15.British Touring Car Championship Highlights 01:30............ Jackpot247

08:55 ............ Food Unwrapped

06:00 .............Monkey Business

07:10 ............ Ice Road Truckers

09:30 ........... A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun

07:00 .......................Monkey Life

08:00............. American Pickers

08:00 .............................Zoo Tales

10:30............ A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun

08:30 .............................Zoo Tales

09:00 .......................... Impossible Engineering

11:35......................Four in a Bed 12:35......................Four in a Bed 13:35......................Four in a Bed 14:10........ Come Dine with Me 14:40........ Come Dine with Me

09:00... RSPCA Animal Rescue 10:00 ................. Modern Family 10:30 ................. Modern Family 11:00........................... MacGyver 12:00.................... Hawaii Five-0 13:00 .................... Hawaii Five-0

15:10........ Come Dine with Me

14:00............ NCIS: Los Angeles

15:45........ Come Dine with Me

15:00............ NCIS: Los Angeles

16:15........ Come Dine with Me

16:00 ................... The Simpsons

16:50....................Vet on the Hill

17:00 ................... The Simpsons

17:55.................... The Secret Life of the Zoo

17:30 ............................Futurama

18:55.............. The Supervet

18:30 .............The Simpsons

19:55............ Grand Designs 21:00....... Orangutan Jungle School

18:00 ....................Futurama 20:00 ......... An Idiot Abroad 21:00 ............... Role Models

22:00......................This is Us

23:00 ................. A League of Their Own

23:00..........24 Hours in A&E

00:00. Stan Lee’s Lucky Man

00:00........... 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown

01:00......................Brit Cops: Frontline Crime

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10:00 .............American Pickers 11:00 .............American Pickers 12:00............................. Top Gear 13:00.......................... Impossible Engineering 14:00 ............................. Top Gear 15:00 ............................. Top Gear 16:00 .................Sin City Motors 17:00 .....................Timber Kings 18:00 .....................Top Gear 19:00 .......American Pickers 20:00 ...............Detroit Steel 21:00..................Taskmaster 22:00............ Judge Romesh 22:30............ Judge Romesh 23:00..............Dave Gorman: Modern Life is Goodish 00:00..................Have I Got a Bit More News for You 01:00............................ QI XL

Coronation Street’s DNA Secrets ITV1, 21.00

Around 60% of Coronation Street’s longest serving stars are born and bred in Manchester. But are they are about to get the surprise of their lives about their real origins?

In this one off, 90 minute special, Coronation Street’s DNA Secrets reveals the secrets lying deep in the DNA of Britain’s best-loved street. Uncovering the ancestral stories of Weatherfield’s finest – and revealing incredible connections they had absolutely no inkling about…until now.

From a single, tiny sample of saliva it’s now possible to find connections with people and places that span centuries and continents - revealing unexpected stories and family connections with people on the other side of the planet or in your own street. Working with Ancestry.com, the cast of Coronation Street - old and new – are opening their doors to let us find out more about who they really are. Presenter Nicky Campbell, with the help of an on-screen genetic expert, meets the Coronation Street cast on the famous cobbles to explain the science behind the results. In the Rovers, Roy’s Rolls and Nick’s Bistro, the assembled cast will be presented with their DNA results and discover they have DNA from corners of the world as far flung as Northern Russia, Azerbaijan and Melanesia.

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TV Guide

06:00...................... Breakfast 09:15 ...............One Day That Changed My Life 10:00...............Homes Under the Hammer 11:00 ...... Dom on the Spot 11:45 ............ Close Calls: On Camera 12:15.............. Bargain Hunt 13:00 ...... BBC News at One 13:30 ....BBC London News 13:45 .........................Doctors 14:15......... Neighbourhood Blues 15:00................Escape to the Country 15:45........... Garden Rescue 16:30........................ Antiques Road Trip 17:15....................... Pointless 18:00..... BBC News at Six 18:30.BBC London News 19:00........The One Show 19:30............. EastEnders 20:00................. Celebrity MasterChef 21:00....................... Press 22:00.... BBC News at Ten 22:45..............New Tricks 23:45........Earth’s Natural Wonders

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06:00......... An Island Parish: Falklands 06:30........... Garden Rescue 07:15... Antiques Road Trip 08:00............... Inventing the Impossible: The Big Life Fix 09:00... Victoria Derbyshire 11:00..BBC Newsroom Live 12:15.................. Politics Live 13:00....For What It’s Worth 13:45........... Building Dream Homes 14:15 ............... The 39 Steps 15:35......... Talking Pictures 16:15....................... Zambezi 17:15 ..........Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 18:00................. Celebrity Eggheads 18:45.... The Repair Shop 19:30.. Great British Menu 20:00......Back in Time for the Factory 21:00............. The Mighty Redcar 21:45....... Spencer Jones: The Mind of Herbert Clunkerdunk 22:00.. Live at the Apollo 22:30..............Newsnight 23:15.. Josh Widdicombe

06:00 ............ Good Morning Britain 08:30........................ Lorraine 09:25 ...................The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30.............. This Morning 12:30............ Loose Women 13:30............. ITV Lunchtime News 13:55..... ITV News London 14:00.............. Judge Rinder 15:00......................... Tenable 16:00.............. Tipping Point 17:00 ....................The Chase 18:00 ................ ITV News London 18:30............ ITV Evening News 19:00............ Emmerdale 19:30................. What Car Should I Buy? Tonight 20:00............ Emmerdale

06:20................ King of Queens 07:35 .............. Everybody Loves Raymond 09:00 ..................................Frasier 09:35.................................. Frasier 10:05..........................Undercover Boss USA 11:05.............. Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 12:00................Channel 4 News 12:05........ Come Dine with Me 13:05................Bang on Budget 14:10........................ Countdown 15:00..........Find it, Fix it, Flog it 16:00............ A Place in the Sun 17:00........ Come Dine with Me 17:30..... Extreme Cake Makers 18:00..............The Simpsons 18:30.................... Hollyoaks 19:00.......... Channel 4 News 20:00......Location, Location, Location 21:00..................... Spying on My Family 22:00....Grayson Perry: Rites of Passage 23:00......... First Dates Hotel

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06:00...................... Chlidrens’ TV 08:40 ........Shimmer and Shine 08:55 ..................Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 09:05........................... Peppa Pig

06:00.................. Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 06:25...................Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 06:50 ..... You’ve Been Framed!

09:15 .......................Jeremy Vine

07:15 .............. Dress to Impress

11:15 ..................Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away!

08:00 ........................ Emmerdale 08:30 ............Coronation Street

12:10 ..........5 News Lunchtime

09:25 .............................. The Ellen DeGeneres Show

12:15 ......................................NCIS 13:15 .............. Home and Away 13:45 ....................... Neighbours 16:00................................ Friends 17:00 ........................ 5 News at 5 18:00 .........Home and Away 18:30 .......... 5 News Tonight 19:00 .... Police Interceptors 20:00 ..........Sinkholes: What Lies Beneath 21:00.......................Celebrity Big Brother 22:00.................. Undercover Girlfriend 23:05................ Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit on the Side

10:20 ............. The Bachelorette 12:15 ........................ Emmerdale 12:45 ............Coronation Street 13:45.............................. The Ellen DeGeneres Show 14:35.......................... The Jeremy Kyle Show 18:00 ..........................You’ve Been Framed!

20:00 .......................Two and a Half Men 20:30.................. Superstore 21:00..... Shaun of the Dead 23:05 ................. Family Guy 23:35................. Family Guy

20:30....................Birds of a Feather 21:00........Ross Kemp and the Armed Police Ross Kemp dons a bulletproof vest and with exclusive access to Armed Police, heads out into Birmingham to discover how these highly trained officers are dealing with the rising tide of shootings in our cities, as he embeds himself with these officers on house raids in ordinary, suburban streets. Ross also delves into the other side of the law - in a shocking encounter with a gun smuggler who claims the police have lost control of illegal arms importation.

08:55............ Food Unwrapped

06:00 .............Monkey Business

09:30 ........... A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun

06:30 .............Monkey Business

10:30 ........... A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun

08:00 .............................Zoo Tales

11:35 .....................Four in a Bed 12:05 .....................Four in a Bed 12:35 .....................Four in a Bed 13:05 .....................Four in a Bed 13:35 .....................Four in a Bed 14:10 ....... Come Dine with Me 14:40 ....... Come Dine with Me 15:10 ....... Come Dine with Me 15:45....... Come Dine with Me 16:15 ....... Come Dine with Me 16:50 ...................Vet on the Hill 17:55 ................... The Secret Life of the Zoo

22:00...... ITV News at Ten and Weather 22:45.................. The Late Debate 23:10..............Vanity Fair

18:55 ............. The Supervet 19:55 ........... Grand Designs 21:00 ...................Outlander 22:50 .........24 Hours in A&E 23:55.........Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares

07:00....................... Monkey Life 08:30 .............................Zoo Tales 09:00 ... RSPCA Animal Rescue 10:00 ................. Modern Family 11:00 ...........................MacGyver 12:00.................... Hawaii Five-0

07:10 ............................... Ice Road Truckers 08:00 ............................. American Pickers 09:00.......................... Impossible Engineering 10:00 .............American Pickers 11:00 .............American Pickers 12:00 ............................. Top Gear

14:00............ NCIS: Los Angeles

13:00 .......................... Impossible Engineering

16:00 ................... The Simpsons

14:00 ............................. Top Gear

16:30 ................... The Simpsons

15:00 ............................. Top Gear

17:00................... The Simpsons

16:00 .................Sin City Motors

17:30............................ Futurama

17:00 .....................Timber Kings

18:00 ....................Futurama

18:00 .....................Top Gear

18:30 .............The Simpsons

19:00 .....................American Pickers

19:30............. The Simpsons 20:00............... Duck Quacks Don’t Echo

20:00............ Have I Got a Bit More News for You

21:00.................. A League of Their Own

21:00...........................Live at the Apollo

22:00.........................Carpool Karaoke

22:00............................. Josh 22:40............................. Josh

23:00.......... An Idiot Abroad

23:20........... Mock the Week

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This weekend

Pony Club

Learning all aspects of horsemanship. Caring, cleaning, riding in a fun, friendly & safe environment Sat/sun, 11am - 2pm la camella Pony Club

September

Our Lady of Succour “Romería”

The main procession of this country fair takes place during the early hours of 7 September, following the Pilgrims’ Mass, from St Peter’s Church in Güímar to the church of El Socorro, located in the village of the same name. Pilgrims, floats, bands of musicians and dancers accompany the Virgin to the Chimisay beaches, where a re-enactment of the appearance of the image to Guanche natives is held. The figure of the Virgin is carried back up to St Peter’s Church on the evening of 8 September.

14th Brother Pedro Night Walk

Downhill Go-Kart Race

The Las Rosas district of San Juan de La Rambla stages its Downhill Go-Kart Race, restoring the old local tradition of races featuring these engineless vehicles made of wood. Part of the annual Saint Rosalía Fiestas, the race sees around fifty karts race down Calle José Rodríguez Amador at high speed to the delight of young and old alike.

This annual Night Walk along the Granadilla de Abona coast takes around 45 minutes and includes activities such as the projection of photographs with commentaries by the event comperes, a theatre performance, and music.

The shrine will be steeped in magic, poetry, music and theatre once again on this occasion.

2nd september

7th september

San Juan de la rambla

el medano

www.aytosanjuandelarambla.es

granadilladeabona.org

September

20th-23rd september

El Socorro, Guimar

Los Silos

www.guimar.es

www.festivalboreal.org

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september

With the motive of Back to School we will be picking up writing books and colours that will be given to the Social Services in Adeje from the 3rd of September till the 9th. On Saturday the 8th and Sunday the 9th of September from 17:00 till 20:00 we will be doing an exchange of primary and ESO books for you to come and participate. Also on Saturday we will have a workshop of pencil cases and scrapbooking and on the Sunday we will have a workshop of bookmarks and school calendars. We will be raffling 100 euros to spend on children´s school equipment.

September

This weekend

6th-8th september

Siam Mall back to school

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september

35th San Miguel de Abona Romería

The 34th San Miguel de Abona Romería (Country Fair) welcomes the ‘pilgrims’ who, every year, make this day the most festive and cheerful of all fiestas and fill the town streets with typical local customs and traditions. The celebrations start at 12.00 at the Church of St Michael the Archangel with a sung mass, followed by the procession from the San Miguel Cooperative (CASMI) featuring floats and folk groups from San Miguel de Abona and neighbouring parts. Hundreds of people take part in the procession, which ends in the Square at St Michael’s Church and is followed by an outdoor dance to band music.

Lighthouse to Lighthouse is a 75 km #ultratrail race that allows you to take in the sights of one of Tenerife’s most spectacular areas: the Isla Baja.

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23rd september, 12.00

Siam mall

Isla Baja

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International gang traded in endangered turtles and tortoises, worth a fortune

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Police hunt for Brit killer

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OFFICERS from the Guardia Civil’s animal protection group, Seprona, have smashed an international crime gang, who have been trading in some of the costliest species of turtles and tortoises in the world.

The officers rescued some 1,100 reptiles and recovered 750 eggs, but these figures are expected to increase, because more than 200 females were about to lay eggs.

They included 14 of the

50 most-endangered species, some originating from Canada, Mexico and the US, and all protected by respective national legislation.

There were also turtles from South Asia, considered at high risk of extinction, in addition to black turtles, listed as “vulnerable” in Spain.

The total value of the haul is estimated to be 600,000 euros, with some of the species each valued at up to 10,000 euros.

The operation began in February 2017 when Guardia Civil officers seized turtles at Mallorca airport, because the documentation did not match the shipment.

Police later discovered a Mallorcan farm, devoted to the industrial breeding of turtles and tortoises.

It is alleged that the owners collaborated closely with a Barcelona pet shop, specialising in exotic animals.

Two people were arrested in Mallorca and one in Barcelona, accused of offences against wild fauna and flora, smuggling protected species and money-laundering.

Three other suspects were being questioned.

Europol supported the operation by co-ordinating the exchange of information between Spain and Austria, France, Germany and Italy.

A BRITISH tourist, who murdered an Argentine expat with a single punch and has been identified by the National Police, is already back in the UK. The holiday-maker, whose name has not been revealed, punched 65-yearold Mario Sauco in the back of the head in Fuengirola. It caused him to fall, hitting his head on the ground. He was in a coma for 10 days before dying.

A witness photographed the aggressor with his mobile phone, which was circulated through social networks to try to identify him.

Investigators went to every store, every beach bar, restaurant and hotel in the area in search of information about the attacker.

After several days, they discovered the suspect’s full

name, and have requested an international arrest warrant.

An onlooker told the Diario Sur newspaper that the Brit stayed near the body after punching him, because he was not moving.

He added: “He was crying and said, ‘I think I have killed a man’”.

According to the Brit, Mario had “touched-up” a 16-year-old girl in a bar, but the witness understood it was his daughter.

After hearing his version of events, another witness told him to “run, run”, before the cops arrived.

Researchers, who found the bar, were able to interview everyone who was present.

But other witnesses say that Mario ran his hand over the shoulder of the bar-owner’s teenage niece, and he asked the man to leave.

But the Briton, said to be a friend of the owner’s brother, went after him and walloped him once.

The hunt goes on for missing mum A WORRIED Manchester family have issued another public appeal to find Marie McManus, who vanished more than four weeks ago on Spain’s Costa del Sol.

Expats living in southern Spain, and holiday-makers, particularly in the coastal resorts of Benalmadena, Fuengirola, Torremolinos, Malaga and Marbella, are being urged to circulate her details and spread the word.

Marie McManus, aged 42, used her credit card to pay for a hotel in Torremolinos

on 8th July, and the card was last used three days later, in the same holiday resort. Her mother was the last person to speak to her, on 15th July.

Declan McManus said: “If anyone happens to be in

Benalmadena, Fuengirola or surrounding areas, please keep your eyes peeled for Marie, or just get her to call my mum.”

He told the Manchester Evening News: “We just want her to call one of

us, to let us know she is okay. If she doesn’t want to come home that’s fine.

We just want to know she’s safe and well. Interpol has contacted my mother, and a flag has been placed on her passport, which means

she will be spoken to if she tries to leave a country, via an airport or port. She will just be asked if she is okay.

“We’ve heard that she might have got a job on a boat somewhere, but we are not sure. We just do not know what to do. We hope that she has just gone off the radar and does not want to be contacted, which is fine.

We just want to know she is safe.

“We have been told by the police not to travel out to Spain because there is not much to go on.”

Declan urged anyone with information to contact the police in Spain, via its 112 emergency number, or the UK police on 101.

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After-market extras

By Emma

from Motorworld

SOMETIMES, we think we've found the car of our dreams, but something's missing. It could be reversing bleepers, a camera for assisting when parking, a better radio that has Bluetooth … the list is endless.

Often, we are put off adding these aids because we think it's either not possible on our car, or would be too expensive. Here, we are going to look at the options available in

Tenerife, which will not be as comprehensive as they would be in the UK, but, nonetheless, they are available.

Parking sensors With these fitted, a car senses its surroundings, and they are probably one of the most widely-used extras. However, they are not yet standard on all vehicles. The sensors are mounted on the bumpers, and they detect the distance of obstacles eg posts, other cars and shopping trolleys, from the extremities of the car. They deliver an audible beep, which gradually becomes louder, the closer you get.

Some systems are now combined with a digital graphic, which looks similar to a camera or GPS screen.

It shows which part of the car is closest to the object, allowing for a

safer, more-accurate manoeuvre. It’s generally possible to fit these to most cars and vans, often preventing scrapes and scratches, and minor damage to your car.

Reversing and/or 360-degree cameras These are a step-up from parking sensors, and some vehicles now feature a rear-facing camera.

Mounted high up, and pointing

slightly downward, they show obstacles far more clearly than the rear-view mirror can.

These cameras use a wide-angle lens to give you a broad field of view, around the back of the car.

These images are relayed to the driver, usually by a screen mounted in the dashboard, and often feature guide lines which show the

direction of the car, based on the current steering angle and its proximity to obstacles.

This is especially useful for those who have difficulty in reversing into allotted spaces, or into a parallel-parking space, for example, on the side of a road. The 360-degree cameras are generally fitted as standard on the new, high-end vehicles such as BMWs and Range Rovers, but it’s also possible to fit them on more “run-of-the-mill” vehicles, for want of a better description.

With this type it enables you to view, more accurately, the space available and the position of the wheels.

This makes it far easier to see whether or not you'll be able to squeeze into the last available space, or if you're about to scrape those posh alloy

wheels, or even your car!

Car stereos I doubt there are many drivers who are never happier than when they are driving along, singing to their favourite song, albeit out of tune! When first sold, many cars had pretty-basic stereos fitted, as well as small speakers, so the quality of the sound was pretty mediocre. Many people like to listen to music from their phones, iPods or similar devices, via Bluetooth, but the stereo must be compatible.

So, to make your driving experience less stressful and more enjoyable, and you a happier driver, the consideration of installing one of the above might well pay dividends for you. For more information, contact Emma at Motorworld.

Red meat and dairy no threat to health

By Val Sainsbury NEW research suggests that current dietary guidelines should be revised, to account for the dietary habits of modern populations from across the globe.

Unprocessed red meat and dairy, for instance, should be included as part of a heart-healthy diet.

Many studies suggest that a diet which avoids red meat and dairy, but is rich in fruit, vegetables, nuts and whole grains, is the best for heart health.

However, new research suggests that we should amend these guidelines.

The study, led by Professor Salim Yusuf, at McMaster University in Hamilton, Canada, suggests that the results of these traditional studies may be biased and outdated.

Specifically, explain the researchers, such studies are based on the dietary habits of high-income countries, and rely on data from

decades ago.

For these reasons, the new study aimed to make a more-comprehensive

analysis of people's dietary patterns, across the world.

Its findings were

presented at the 2018 annual conference of the European Society of Cardiology, held in Munich, Germany. The researchers have also published their results in the medical journal, The Lancet.

Diet and cardiovascular health For the study, Prof Yusuf and colleagues examined the link between diet and heart health in almost 140,000 healthy people, aged 35-70, who were clinically followed for over nine years.

During this period, 6,821 people died of a cardiovascular disease, and 5,466 experienced major cardiovascular events, such as heart attack, strokes and heart failure.

The quality of the participants' diets was assessed, using a food score. To develop the score, the researchers included foods that previous studies suggested might lower the risk of premature death, such as fruit, vegetables, nuts, legumes, fish, dairy products and meat.

Andrew Mente, the study's co-

principal investigator, summarises the findings.

“People who consumed a diet emphasising fruit, vegetables, nuts, legumes, fish, dairy products and meat had the lowest risks of cardiovascular disease and early death,” he says.

“Regarding meat, we found that unprocessed meat is associated with benefit.”

Specifically, compared with people who scored the lowest on the quality of their diet, those with the highest

quality score were 11% less likely to experience a major cardiovascular event, 17% less likely to have a stroke, and 25% less likely to die of any cause.

Additionally, the findings suggest that the intake of refined carbs should be limited, but that dairy and unprocessed red meat may be healthful.

“Our results appeared to apply to people from different parts of the world, and so the findings are globally applicable,” explains researcher Mahshid Dehghan.

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Cats Welfare News

Titsa flies the flag! A 'star-studded' evening!

TITSA, our bus company, here in Tenerife, is helping us to spread the word: do not abandon your dog, and please adopt, don't buy.

Thank you, Titsa, for helping us to promote our cause.

With more than 220 dogs in our care, it's so important that we try to find loving homes for as many as possible. Some of them have been in the refuge for ten years, never having known the love of a human, or a home environment.

Please do come and visit us, if you are interested in adopting.

We are always looking for people who would like to walk the dogs, which is a great and enjoyable way of improving the quality of their lives, whilst they are in our care.

Assistance required Please do call the refuge on 6643 21219, between 8am5pm, if you can help in any way. We always need tinned dog-food for our older animals, plus blankets, towels, sheets, dog toys, collars and leads. You can call into the Accion refuge on

CATS Welfare will be holding a unique event at Harvey's Bar, Los Cristianos, next Saturday (8th September) at 6pm, to raise muchneeded funds for the charity.

Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday afternoons, from 2-5pm, and Saturdays between 1-4pm.

Find us here Accion del Sol is situated directly under the Ecological Park (exit 52) on the northbound TF-1. Head for the giant windmills, and you’ll find us in the buildings on the right-hand side. E-mail the refuge at teneriffa@ aktiontier.org or, for further details, visit our Facebook page: action tier Accion del Sol.

In memory of my twin

The evening will be based on the popular TV series Stars In Their Eyes, and entrants will have to look, and sound, as much like their chosen artistes as possble!

Amazing transformations will be taking place, when, for a few hours, “ordinary” people become icons from the world of music.

There will be a raffle, with fantastic prizes up for grabs, including a laptop computer, boat trip, paragliding, full car-engine service and exterior polish, jet skiing, two tickets for a show, and much more.

It should be a brilliant evening. Please come to watch them perform, and support Tenerife's cats and kittens.

Clothing needed!

If you have any unwanted summer clothes, please bring them into our shop on San Blas, Golf del Sur (behind Hiperdino).

Four little beauties!

These four brothers and sisters are looking for new, loving homes. They are about 12 weeks old, and have been wormed and deflead, and had their first injections. If you would like to meet them, please send us a private Facebook message.

We have lots of other adorable kittens available, all waiting to be adopted so that they can start their new lives in special, new homes! As well as kittens, we have several adult cats available, male and female, ranging from 18 months to seven years. All adults are leukaemia negative, neutered, vaccinated and microchipped.

All cats and kittens are adopted with a week's trial in your home. If you are interested, please contact us via Facebook, or ring/ WhatsApp Sandra (English,

Spanish and German) on 6712 82773 after 6pm, or Sharon (English) on 6625 24006.

Our shop We always need cat food, litter, sheets, towels, bedding etc. for the cats and kittens in our care, and also good quality/condition items for sale in our shop. It is open seven days a week, 10-6pm. If you don't have transport, or have large, bulky items such as furniture and household effects to donate, please ring Mark on 6365 90557, and he will arrange collection from you.

Live Arico News

Meet Hector

Michael George Sillett (Miguel/Migs) 15th Oct 1948-2nd Sept 2012 We cried when you passed away, We still cry today.

Although we loved you dearly, We couldn’t make you stay.

A Golden Heart stopped beating, Hard-working hands at rest.

God broke our Hearts to prove to us, That he only takes the best.

God please look after Mick, Don’t let him walk alone.

This is his first time, away from home.

Love & kisses forever, Your twin Eileen and brother-in-law Derek xx

HECTOR is a young man of around 6-8 months. He is a Labrador-cross, and has found himself homeless for that timeless reason of not remaining tiny and fluffy.

He is sweet and friendly, has lots of energy, and would be the perfect companion for someone with an active life. If you would like to meet Hector, please contact Marc on 652 297 853 for a puppy date!

Dog-walking club The dog-walking club has been suspended until 29th September because of the

very warm weather, which takes its toll on both dogs and walkers. The club will

resume at the end of the month: every Saturday from 9am-1pm. If you have any questions, WhatsApp Oceana on 0033 659 242 572 for further details.

Live Arico shops Come and bag a bargain at our shops: San Eugenio - opposite Hotel La Nina, at Las Carabelas, near Amanda's Bar. Open weekdays 104pm, Saturday 10-2pm and now Sundays 11-3pm.

Los Cristianos - Calle Revron, near Thistle and Dragon Bar and play-park.

Open Monday-Friday (104pm) and Saturday 10-2pm Join us on Facebook - Live Arico P.A.W.S Tenerife twitter.com/live_arico www.livearico.com

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Music scouts may soon have DJ Luke in mind LUKE Maynard has been a role model for the 1st Tenerife Scout Group since its inception, more than four years ago.

So much so that he is now a young leader, and helps his seniors, whenever and wherever necessary.

But there is another side to 15-year-old Luke, because he is also a budding DJ, song-writer and singer, and is, slowly but surely, making his mark.

He has been into music for a number of years, and has, recently, written, performed and produced his second single called Free, featuring Stacey T. He has also released a video of the song, which is featured on YouTube, and, earlier this year, Luke entered a DJ competition at Kaluma Beach, and won through to the finals, despite being the youngest entrant.

A few weeks ago, he joined Oasis Fm’s DJ Dylan, in the studio, for an afternoon session behind

the mic. Dylan, who also sings, said: “He’s on the way, that’s for sure. I don’t think the record companies will be queueing up for his services just yet, but I’m sure they will be in the next couple of years. He’s pretty handy behind the mic, as well.”

Luke, who has talent in

abundance, said: “I am aware that things don’t just happen overnight, but I’m confident that something will happen. I’m not even sure in which direction I want to travel, but I love performing live in front of big audiences, so I guess DJ’ing would be my first choice.”

Steve Leisel, who runs Tenerife’s Scout Group, said: “We are extremely proud of what all our young members achieve, and we try to encourage them at whatever outside activities they like, be it Luke with his DJ’ing, or others achieving awards at football or other hobbies.”

Meanwhile, DJ Luke is making a name for himself around some of the top Tenerife venues, including Kaluna Beach Club, in Las Americas.

He will be appearing at La Orotava’s annual Colour Fest tomorrow (Saturday), and he has already been offered a job at O’Neill’s Bar and Nightclub, in the Veronicas, when he is old enough, of course.

Meanwhile, as he dreams of a successful career, Luke, who lives at Las Chafiras, still has all the time in the world for his scout group, based at Costa del Silencio.

Stars in their eyes!

TENERIFE astronomers Aleksandra Blaszczyk and Charles Westphal are convinced they can bring the stars, moon and sun closer to people on earth, via an enormous telescope.

They are sure the optical instrument being constructed will be on a par with the world’s biggest, in La Palma, and will even impress fellow-astronomers.

But theirs will be available to the public!

The couple, from Poland, run the Astronomy and Science Centre from an observatory on the side of Mount Teide, featuring four telescopes of varying sizes.

They have studied astronomy for several years, and Charles said: “I live and breathe them, day and night, and have done since my college days.”

The monster telescope should be ready in four years, and Charles said: “It

will be the biggest one in the world, available to the public, and we are getting funding from the EU.” In addition, the couple, who have been together for 14 years, are also backed by a university in Poland and another in England. They have a company at their Teide observatory called Travel Tenerife, which is a planetarium experience, open six evenings a week.

Call 602 699 629 for more details.

These star-gazing trips are extremely popular with residents and tourists alike, and, said Aleksandra: “It’s

a real eye-opener for firsttimers.”

So enjoyable are they that Travel Tenerife has twice been voted “Best Excursion in the World” by the Luxury Travel Guide.

On top of all this, the couple are staging a unique event in their mobile, popup planetarium at Gran Sur’s Hollywood Restaurant tomorrow (Saturday) between 2-8pm. It holds up to 60 people at a time, and sessions last one hour.

“We are showing two videos, from NASA (America’s National Aeronautics and Space Administration),

and from Germany’s ESO Supernova, which are both breath-taking and brilliant,” said Charles.

“It is our aim to bring astronomy closer to people, and we have prepared a book on the subject for children and parents to make it easy, and accessible to all.”

The fund-raising event, for Tenerife children’s charity Helping Hands, costs 15 euros for adults and 10 euros for children, which includes the planetarium

show and telescope views of the sun, as well as a raffle, and a delicious, Lebanese, Star Burger meal.

Tickets can still be obtained from the Hollywood Restaurant, or via Facebook’s Astronomy and Science Centre, and Helping Hands in Tenerife.

Charles added: “We intend to turn this into a weekly, Saturday workshop, and we also hope to take the event to schools, for children of all ages, to try to make science cool for them.”

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Aromatherapy By kaizen wellness & Beauty

for hair and scalp

DRY hair, greasy hair, itchy scalp; there’s every treatment under the sun available, but so many are full of synthetic, harsh chemicals.

As with skincare ranges, more and more of us are becoming allergic or sensitive to these chemicals.

So, the more we can make our own products, the more control we gain over our health and wellbeing.

The other issue is cost.

Many hair-care products and scalp treatments are fiercely expensive, as well as often being ineffective, so using natural recipes can save you money, as well as helping to protect your long-term health.

Remember, as with your skin, the condition of your hair and scalp are very much a reflection of your general wellbeing. Hair growth/

loss and condition can be a real barometer of certain, nutritional deficiencies, and real stress indicators.

As far as the reasons behind hair loss are concerned, these can vary between men and women. Gradual receding hair and hair loss

on men can be determinated by genetic male pattern baldness, although sudden hair loss can still be related to nutrtitional deficiences and stress.

For women, thinner hair and hair loss can be attributed to a more-complicated

range of reasons, from hormonal imbalances and menopausal symptoms, to protein and amino-acid deficiencies, stress, damage from harsh, chemical hair treatment, and even intestinal parasites.

There are certain herbs

and nutrients that can help treat hair loss, even in relation to male pattern baldness and alopecia.

These symptoms often require a multi-factored approach, because they will usually arise from a number of different issues coming together, simultaneously.

Learning to read and act on these symptoms may also help prevent more-serious, long-term problems in the future. * Don’t wash your hair too often * Try to let your hair dry naturally, at least some of the time * Use a natural bristle brush, and brush your hair regulary * Use shampoos that are free of sodium lauryl sulphate (SLS-free) * Don’t brush your hair when it’s wet because it’s more elastic and fragile, and can snap off more easily.

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The Swan Fresh food served 7 days a week, all with goodquality produce. We also cater for any special requirements.

Daily Specials. Friday: Cod and chips night.

Sunday Lunch: 12noon - 8pm. Bookings advisable.

24hr-notice for paella, lamb shank, fillet steak or ask us for anything you fancy.

Or just pop in for a drink, with live entertainment every night, 9pm - midnight, and your favourite quiz on Sunday evenings. Great entertainment, even greater value!

Adeje Chicken in Buzanada Adeje Chicken in Buzanada is owned by Chemmy, who runs the kitchen with all her delicious homemade dishes, and her son, Bryan, who runs the barrestaurant. Chemmy cooks all your chicken dishes: fried, spicy, garlic, honey, roast chicken or Kentucky fried, all accompanied by her homemade sauces. She has now added much more to the menu from escaldon de gofio (a tradtional Canarain dish), sweet and sour ribs, escalope, tradtional vegetable soup (potaje), roast pork and her fantastic mixed grill.

Buzanada Roundabout, Buzanada.

Open: Tues-Sun 10.30am-10.30pm, kitchen closes 4pm-6pm. Closed Mondays.

In front of Margarita Apartments, Los Cristianos

Call: 922 728 290

Call: 922 795 865

Advertise your restaurant here!

Open: 10am - Late. Food until 8pm

Thai Botanico Experience contemporary Oriental dining at its finest. Ingredients are delicately and skilfully prepared and presented in gourmet dishes that embody the colours and tastes of Thailand. The colourful menu is more than complemented by the cool surroundings.

The stunning, botanical dining terrace is filled with a rich mixture of beautiful plants, and decorated with authentic imported artefacts from the Eastern regions, giving you the feeling of being in a restaurant perched on a hillside in Thailand.

Las Americas Open: Mon - Sat, 1.30pm - 11.30pm. Sun, 6pm - 11pm

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Call: 603 273 382

Parque de la Reina has a secret - Lupita restaurant is fast becoming the place to eat, and it has a well-deserved reputation.

All the usual Mexican specialities are on offer, but from midday until 4pm, check out its 4.95-euro menu. You can have a bowl of soup or garlic bread, main meal (selection of 20) and ice cream or coffee to finish, which is excellent value for money. Also, evening and weekend menus are available from 4.95-euros.

Special offer: Shoulder of lamb main course for 1, plus glass of wine. 12.95

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Ginger's so good for you

GINGER is a popular ingredient in cooking, especially in Asian and Indian cuisine.

It has also been used for thousands of years for medicinal purposes.

Its possible health benefits include relieving nausea, loss of appetite, motion sickness and pain. The root or underground stem (rhizome) of the ginger plant can be consumed fresh, powdered, dried as a spice, in oil form, or as juice.

It is commonly produced in India, Jamaica, Fiji, Indonesia, and Australia.

It is available fresh and dried, as ginger extract and ginger oil, and in tinctures, capsules and lozenges.

Foods that contain ginger include gingerbread, cookies, ginger snaps, ginger ale, and a wide variety of savoury recipes.

Benefits Root or powdered ginger adds flavour to many dishes, and it can benefit health, too. Consuming fruits and vegetables of all kinds has long been associated with a reduced risk of many lifestyle-related health conditions. However, some herbs and spices may offer additional health benefits.

One of these is ginger.

Digestion The phenolic compounds in ginger are known to help relieve gastrointestinal (GI) irritation, stimulate saliva and bile production, and suppress gastric contractions as food and fluids move through the GI tract. It could also help prevent colon cancer and constipation.

Nausea Chewing raw ginger or drinking ginger tea is a common home remedy for nausea during cancer treatment. Taking ginger for motion sickness seems to reduce feelings of nausea,

but it does not appear to prevent vomiting.

It is safe to use during pregnancy, to relieve nausea, and is available in the form of ginger lozenges or sweets.

Cold and flu relief During cold weather, drinking ginger tea is good way to keep warm. It is diaphoretic, which means that it promotes sweating, working to warm the body from within.

To make ginger tea at home, slice 20-40 grams of fresh ginger, and steep it in a cup of hot water. Adding a slice of lemon or a drop of honey adds flavour and additional benefits, including Vitamin C and antibacterial properties. This makes a soothing natural remedy for a cold or flu.

Inflammation and pain reduction Ginger has been used for centuries to reduce inflammation and treat inflammatory conditions. A study reported that ginger

supplements reduced the risk of colorectal cancer developing in the bowel of 20 volunteers.

Ginger has also been found to be “modestly efficacious and reasonably safe� for treating inflammation associated with osteoarthritis.

Cardiovascular health Other possible uses include reducing cholesterol, lowering the risk of blood clotting, and helping to maintain healthy bloodsugar levels. More research is needed, but, if proven, ginger could become part of a treatment for heart disease and diabetes.

In recipes Fresh or dried ginger can be used to flavour foods and drinks, without adding unnecessary salt or sugar.

Since it is often consumed in such small amounts, ginger does not add significant quantities of calories, carbohydrate, protein or fibre.

It pairs well with many

different types of seafood, oranges, melon, pork, chicken, pumpkin, rhubarb and apples, to name a few.

When buying fresh ginger, look for a root with smooth, taut skin, with no wrinkles, and a spicy aroma.

Store fresh ginger in a tightly-wrapped plastic bag in the refrigerator or freezer, and peel and grate it before use. Add it to any suitable dish for extra flavour. If fresh ginger is not available, you can use dried.

In most recipes, one-eighth of a teaspoon of ground ginger can be substituted for one tablespoon of fresh, grated ginger.

Ground ginger can be found in the herbs-and-spices section of most grocery stores.

Tasty ways to use ginger: *Add fresh ginger to a smoothie or juice *Add fresh or dried ginger to a stir-fry or homemade salad dressing *Use fresh or dried ginger to spice up any fish recipe

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Malbasic beats congestion Almeria 1 CD Tenerife 1

By Colin Kirby

CD Tenerife update

TWO away points is not a bad start, but, as promotion hopefuls, Tenerife should have exploited a man advantage, for most of the second half.

It was a case of too many cooks, with new strikers Nano and Naranjo struggling to find their space and form, so it was up to much-maligned Felip Malbasic to hit a thunderbolt goal to snatch a 1-1 draw at Almeria.

The starting line-up looked strange.

Midfield star Brian Acosta was dropped for “tactical reasons”, and right-back Luis Perez was pushed up to midfield, with Raul Camara taking over as the back marker.

Naranjo was wasted on the left wing, Acosta was sorely missed, and even the brilliance of Luis Milla wasn’t enough to light up the midfield.

Perez supplied some good, deep crosses from his new, elevated position, which offered a route to goal.

Malbasic, who always wanted the ball, laid off a decent pass to Naranjo.

But he didn’t react fast enough, and keeper Rene mopped up.

Almeria had signed 15 new players in the summer, including Juan Carlos Real from Tenerife, and he played a part in their opening goal.

Dani Hernandez had just made a fine, one-handed save on the edge of his area.

But he was found wanting, when Juan Carlos fed the ball into the goalmouth.

Rioja nipped in for a shot, and Dani, who was floundering, could only clip the ball with his boot as it sailed into the net.

Tenerife tried to hit back, but though Nano had a half-chance, he bundled off by Trujillo, and the half ended with Almeria ahead.

Tenerife improved in the second half, just as they did the previous week, and the card-happy ref lent them a hand. A second

booking for De La Hoz, for fouling Alberto, saw him dispatched to the dressingroom.

Suso had come on for Camara, adding his drive down the right, and things were beginning to happen.

Nano found Luis Milla, who scraped a shot wide, and Millla set up Malbasic, who also fired wide on the turn.

Sub Undabarrena found Nano, whose powerful header really did test the keeper. Then, with 10 minutes remaining, the ball broke to Malbasic, 25 yards out from the goal, with two defenders bearing down on him. He looked up, picking his spot for a stunning equaliser.

A win was in sight for Tenerife, and Nano’s best move of the game came

with his back to goal, but his instinctive turn and hooked shot just cleared the bar.

But there was still danger at the other end. Caballero was in the penalty area, Carlos Ruiz missed his tackle and Alberto knocked the home striker over with a two-handed push to the chest.

It looked a certain penalty and a dismissal for the previously-booked Alberto. But the ref was away with the fairies and totally ignored it. It could have ended even better for Tenerife in injury-time, but

Milla’s long shot on goal just grazed the bar.

Tomorrow (Saturday), Tenerife will test their newly-relaid pitch when Deportivo visit Santa Cruz for a 7.30pm kick-off.

Columbian winger Joao Rodriguez should be back from injury, and, hopefully, Malbasic will have recovered from a pulled leg muscle in the Almeria game.

Relegated Deportivo are hot favourites to regain their La Liga place, but Tenerife like nothing better than upsetting fancied rivals.

HOW DIVINE ... HECTOR IS ALL SET FOR THE DEFENCE

HECTOR Hernandez, a left-sided defender, has signed for CD Tenerife from Real Sociedad, squeezing in before the transfer deadline closes tonight (Friday).

The 27-year-old had been loaned to Granada and Alaves in the last year, and, though Tenerife were blessed with plenty of strikers, they still needed defensive cover.

So, after their annual trip to pay homage and receive a season’s blessing from the Virgen del Candelaria on Wednesday, President Miguel Concepcion promised a new defender.

Carlos Ruiz and Lucas Aveldaño have started the first two league games as the central pairing, but both

are over 30, while 21-yearold Jorge Saenz simply

hasn’t lived up to his early promise, which earned him

an Under-20 cap for Spain.

The new defender’s name

wasn’t released until yesterday (Thursday) afternoon, and, hopefully, the transfer window will close tonight with no departures.

The goalkeeping situation also needed resolving, with three guardians in the senior squad. Dani Hernandez has become a legend between the sticks, and his back-up, Angel Galvan, is having to play the waiting game.

That would have left Carlos Adab kicking his heels, with little prospect of any regular games. But he was loaned to Cordoba for the season in midweek, although Tenerife underlined their long-term faith in the 23-year-old by extending his contract until 2022.

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A hell of a decision for The Red Devils

U N F O R T U NATELY, The Red Devils are the latest team to pull out of the league, after struggling to find players for the last few weeks. But fair play to them, for carrying on as long as possible.

Gaffers displayed topclass darts and finish-

ing, as Sandy’s came visiting, with Tomo hitting a 140 check-out, and Daniel’s 171 score helping the home team to an 8-0 whitewash.

Paul and Wayne set the tone as The Loch-In ‘A’ travelled to Marilyns ‘A’.

In a closely-fought contest, both players hit maximums, and Paul’s excellent finishing gave the visitors a 5-3 victory, after winning the trebles.

Picasso’s recorded a rare win after welcom-

division 1 ResultS

division 2 ResultS

Marilyns ‘A’ Suters 20:30 Crew Gaffers PicassoS Mad HatterS

3-5 The Loch-In ‘A’ P-P Pas O Nadas ‘A’ 8-0 SandyS 6-2 Palms Pool BaR 2-6 Ourplace PlayboyS

division 1 Table

THERE was no happy return from Gran Canaria for Marino, who were caught cold in their first Tercera Division game.

Home player Dailos scored in the second minute when he latched on to a Samu header. But though Marino steadied the ship, the same player doubled the advantage with a shot from outside the area, just before half-time.

6-2 SundownerS 2-6 WaterfalL Nauta Nomads 3-5 Emerald Lounge ‘B’ Emerald Lounge 2-6 Palms Sports BaR The Loch-In BullseyeS 8-0 Naughty NautaS Ourplace PlaygirlS 3-5 Marilyns ‘B’ Pas O Nadas ‘B’ 5-3 Scruffy LadS

Table

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division 2 Table

1 Gaffers

8 7 1 0 48 16 32 48

Table

2 The Pub

8 6 0 2 46 18 28 46

1 Emerald Lounge ‘B’ 10

3 Suters 20:30 Crew

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2 The Loch-In Bullseyes 10 7 2 1 53 27 26 53

4 The Loch-In ‘A’

8 5 0 3 42 22 20 42

3 Waterfall

10 7 1 2 2 28 24 52

5 Pas O Nadas ‘A’

7

6

0

1 41

15

26

41

4 Pas O Nadas ‘B’

10

7

1

2

2

33

14

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6 Marilyns ‘A’

8

4

0

4

36

28

8

36

5 Scruffy Lads

9

6

1

2 45

27

18

45

7 Ourplace Playboys 8

5

1

2 35

29

6

35

6 Emerald Lounge

10

3

2

5 37

43

-6

37

8 Sandys

9

1

2

6 25

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25

7 Ourplace Breakaways 10 3 2 5 37 43 -6

37

9 Picasso’s

9

2

0

7 23

49 -26

23

8 Clouseau’s

9

4

1

4 36

36

0

36

10 Palms Pool Bar

10

0

4

6 21

59 -38

21

9 Sundowners

10

3

2

5 36

44

-8

36

11 Legends

9

1

2

6 21

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21

10 Naughty Nautas 10

3

1

6 32

48 -16

32

12 Mad Hatters

9

1

1

7 17

55 -38

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11 Marilyns ‘B’

9

3

2

4

32

40

-8

32

12 Palms Sports Bar 9

3

1

5 32

40

-8

32

13 Nauta Nomads

2

1

7 29

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ing a sadly-depleted Palms Pool Bar, who were suffering health problems, and, unwittingly, opened the door for the home team’s 6-2 success.

All the best to Dennis and Queen Bee Nora. Mad Hatters played host to Ourplace Playboys, who, having appeared to raise their game over the last few weeks, continued their good form with a fine 6-2 win.

The First Division has new leaders, af-

CD Marino

Clouseau’s

Ourplace Breakaways

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34

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ter being updated, with Gaffers sitting proudly on top. But watch this space.

Division 2 leaders Emerald Lounge ‘B’ were pushed all the way by Nauta Nomads. But they stuck to the job to take the trebles and a 5-3 win, in a clash that could have gone either way.

Bullseyes, close behind The Loch-In, enjoyed an 8-0 win against Naughty Nautas to keep hot on the leaders’ heels in second place.

No joy from island-hopping San Mateo 3 CD Marino 1 And it would have been worse for the visitors had Saavedra not cleared a goal-bound shot off the line.

Three half-time subs from Marino made things harder for San Mateo. Johny, Edgar and Yassine took over from Javi, Prince and Gaizka, and the game became more even.

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With just five minutes left, Johny threw Marino a lifeline with a goal. But it just wasn´t enough, and Samu sealed the points for San Mateo with a strike, well into injury-time.

This Sunday, Marino host local rivals UD Guimar in Playa de Las Americas, at noon.

P W D L F A +- PTS

10

8

1

1 54

26

28

14 Ourplace Playgirls 10 0 0 10 22 58 -36

Waterfall occupy third spot after another victory, this time travelling to Breakaways and winning 6-2.

Clouseau’s, at home against a Sundowners team who could not find their game, subsequently beat the Palm Mar team 6-2. Ourplace Playgirls performed well against Marilyns ‘B’, but finished on the wrong end

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of a 5-3 scoreline.

Pas O Nadas ‘B’ versus Scruffy Lads was always going to be a close encounter, and so it proved, the Los Abrigos team narrowly winning 5-3.

Emerald Lounge ‘A’ team welcomed newbies Palms Sports Bar, but the visitors returned to winning ways as they took a 6-2 win home with them.

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Cycling FOLLOWING in the tyre tracks of Bradley Wiggins and Chris Froome, a Kent-based cycling team are taking on 13 other teams in this year’s Tour de Tenerife race.

It started in La Laguna yesterday (Thursday), and will finish at the same location on Sunday 2nd September.

Four daily stages include an overseas trip to La Gomera today (Friday).

The line-up includes a team each from Belgium and France, plus four from mainland Spain, as well as seven Canarian packs, in this grand international challenge, now in its 63rd year.

TBW23 Stuart Hall Gett Taxi Bottecchia team are based in Gillingham and led

by Daniel Nieto. Explaining the connection, he said: “I used to race in Spain, and some of our other six riders have also experienced it.

“So, when the chance came up to enter this year’s Tour de Tenerife, we were keen to get involved.

“Sorting out flights was the biggest hurdle, but, once here, we joined all the other teams at the Puerto de la Cruz base.

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Brits take on the Tour de Tenerife

by OAD La Laguna (the council’s specialist sports department) has been very good.”

The first day was 44.5 kms (10 laps) around the mainly-flat streets of La Laguna, starting and ending at the Plaza.

Today (Friday), crews and bikes will have been taken down to Los Cristianos to

catch the early ferry across to San Sebastian for a 65.6 km day, before they return to the main port to head back to Tenerife.

September dawns with a

46.1 km ride from La Laguna to the Tenerife Observatory, at Inaza. The final day (Sunday has a 47.2km chase, from Santa Cruz to the La Laguna finish line.

There will be sprint and mountain stages for the near-100 riders to negotiate, so it’s going to be a testing, but rewarding, challenge.

EXTRA-TIME FOOTBALL: Everyone wants to be a football star, even the fastest man in the world. Usain Bolt has long expressed his love of the game, and has even trained with Manchester United. Now the 32-yearold, retired sprinter, is training with Central Coast Mariners, from Australia’s A League. He must be a nightmare for any defender to mark… even Skippy would struggle to keep one hop ahead of him!

MUAY THAI KICK BOXING: Acentejo, in the north of Tenerife, was the venue for the La Victoria Acentejo NAK event last weekend, and the Brits did rather well. Jason O’Hara, from Southport, beat Marcel Gonzalez to win the light-welterweight contest, and Jack Kennedy, also from the Southport gym, triumphed in the junior flyweight division.

SWIM & RUN: Look out for a whirl of activity at Las Vistas beach, Los Cristianos, on Sunday (2nd Sept) between 8-9.30am. Some will be tackling the 1.2km Travesia A Nado, but others will be taking a splash and dash in the Acuathlon. The combined event involves a 4km run, sandwiched between two 1.2km swims. Those two events are already booked up, but if you fancy a 8km night run, try the Nocturna Arona on Saturday, 22nd Sept, from 8.30pm. Entry fees are 12 euros, at www.rockthesport.com LADIES’ FOOTBALL: Egatesa Granadilla Tenerife close their pre-season, warm-up programme on Sunday in Portugal, against Sporting Braga. The game is being shown live on TV Canaria at noon.

La Liga

Grounds for concern!

MONEY is definitely swilling around La Liga for players, but the spotlight last weekend was on problems in two stadiums: the Zorilla ground in Valladolid, and Rayo Vallecano’s Vallecas pitch.

They both made headlines, for all the wrong reasons.

Barcelona won 1-0 at Valladolid on a playing surface they described

as a “disgrace” and a “beach”. Throughout the game, big clumps of grass were churning up until it resembled a ploughed field.

La Liga officials have launched an urgent inquiry into the state of the pitch, and whether it is fit to be used in the near future.

Disciplinary proceedings may be taken against the home club for endangering players, and turning what could have been a spectacle into a farce.

There were even-moreserious problems at Rayo

Vallecano, on the outskirts of Madrid, during their match against Sevilla.

Work is being carried out on the stadium’s structure, and a four-year-old fan fell down a hole, sustained injuries and needed hospital treatment.

The immediate reaction from La Liga was to close the ground to the public until 15th October. But, in the aftermath, Rayo Vallecano fans claimed they had already made several complaints about the stadium’s dangerous areas, but to no avail.

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London footballers are huge success, in Spain!

AN amateur football team’s new away kit is a complete sell-out, with an astonishing £60,000 dropping into the kitty, following the club’s new-found fans in Spain.

The club’s website has crashed, and they were forced to tweet in Spanish to communicate with their new-found followers.

Clapton Community Football Club’s new away kit was inspired by the flag of the Spanish Republic, and is also adorned with the three-pointed star of the International Brigades.

It features the slogan ‘NO PASARAN’ (They shall not pass) which was a phrase first used during the First World War, and later adopted by those fighting General Franco’s forces between 1936 and 1939.

The club, based in Walthamstow, east London, play in the Middlesex Counties League 1, which

Basketball DON´T miss out on the once-a-season chance to see Iberostar Tenerife play here, in the South.

Tomorrow (Saturday) at 8pm, they host Gran Canaria at Las Torres sports hall, in Adeje town.

For both teams from Spain’s top league, it’s the first preseason friendly, and, as well as bragging rights, there is also silverware at stake: the Costa Adeje Top Training Trophy.

Here are the new signings to

is the 12th tier of English football.

On their website, Clapton CFC described the £30 shirt as “something a little more out there”.

They told their fans: “Commemorating the 80th anniversary of the end of the

Spanish Civil War is inspired by the flag of the Spanish Republic. And it is adorned by the three-pointed star of the International Brigades, who travelled to Spain, attempting to hold back the fascist tide of General Franco.”

Derby opener in Adeje look out for in the Tenerife side. *Lucca Staiger: 30-yearold guard from Blaustein, Germany, who has played for Iowa State University, Berlin and Munich *Sebas Saiz: 24-year-old pivot from Madrid, with previous experience for Real Madrid, and San Pablo *Colton Iverson: 29-yearold pivot from Aberdeen, Dakota, in the US, who

has plied his trade with the University of Minnesota, Besiktas (Turkey), and Andorra *Tomasz Gielo: 25-yearold pivot from Szczecin (Poland) with on-court history for Liberty Flames (Virginia US) and Badalona, and is also a full Poland international *Thaddus McFadden: 31-year-old base from Michigan (US) who is

Fiesta Deporte

El Medano’s sport-music blend FIESTA Deporte will be serving up 30 activities in El Medano tomorrow (Saturday) from 10am to 2pm, with the Closing Summer music event bringing live performances from 5pm to 1am.

The main beach, by the plaza, will be hosting basketball, volleyball, football, kite-flying, footgolf and much more.

The plaza itself will have a selection of sportingthemed stands and classes, including zumba, CrossFit and slacklining.

They then tweeted: “The last 48 hours have been amazing; over £60,000 in orders for our shirts, mostly from Spain.

“We are trying hard to answer (and often first translate) everyone’s questions, so please stay patient. Our

organising committee, #WeAreTheClapton, will reply to you as soon as possible.

“We started off hoping to honour, in a small way, the memory of the International Brigades, especially the British volunteers, with our away shirt.

Your extraordinary generosity will now help us to build our new club, too.”

The club added: “Replica shirts are currently being sold on a pre-order basis because we do not have much stock, so they could take up to two months to arrive because of the ordering and manufacturing process. Please be patient with us!

“Due to completely unexpected and unprecedented demand, we have now become liable to charge 20% VAT on our merchandise.”

“We apologise for the sudden jump in prices, but hope you understand that the level of interest has taken us by surprise, and it is necessary to fulfil our tax obligations.”

And the evening’s music includes Thelorinx (urban dance), The Taxman (rockpop), Renzzo, and La Maldita.

All the day’s events are free and open to everyone of all ages. It’s going to be a fun day, in a beautiful setting.

well-travelled, with spells at Larnaca (Cyprus) and Kymis (Greece) *Nico Brussino: Signed from Gran Canaria, the 25-yearold guard from Santa Fe (Argentina) has also played for Dallas Mavericks, and Atlanta Hawks, as well as Penerol (Uruguay) Gran Canaria will include their latest capture, Luke

Nelson from London, a GB international who played for the University of California. Tickets for the game are eight euros in the stands, or 12 euros at court side from www.tomaticket. es or from the sports hall up to tip-off time. They have already sold half of the 1,200 capacity, so you will need to be nifty.

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