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Issue 819 6th September - 12th September 2013

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PRIME murder suspect Allan Foster, one of the final 10 on-the-run criminals sought

by Crimestoppers, is said to be hiding away in Tenerife.

The violent 39-yearold from South Shields, also known as Shaun Michael Wilkinson, is wanted in connection with the murder of David ‘Noddy’ Rice seven years ago.

Foster, who has close links to the Canary Islands and Mallorca, is also accused of stealing diamonds and drugdealing.

Rice was blasted up to nine times with a semiautomatic handgun as he sat in a Marsden Bay car park in South Tyneside in May 2006.

Foster was named as the gunman and has been on the run ever since.

Crimestoppers, the UK crime-fighting charity, describes him as slim, white and around 5ft 7ins tall. He used to wear short black hair, almost shaved.

The news of Foster’s

connection with Tenerife comes as the final countdown begins in Spain for Crimestoppers and the Serious Organised Crime Agency (SOCA).

Just 10 of the mostwanted individuals remain on their Operation Captura list following the arrest of the 53rd target.

Operation Captura, the successful multiagency campaign, identifies those on the run in Spain who are wanted

by UK law enforcement agencies for serious crimes committed in the UK. Now, with 53 arrests of the 65 individuals included in the campaigns since their launch in October 2006, and two having had to be removed from the list, the hunt is on for the final 10 fugitives, among whom are some of the UK’s most dangerous individuals.

Many of those arrested are now serving lengthy prison sentences for their crimes, which range from drug-trafficking to sex crimes to murder.

The latest to be arrested was Darren Kevin O’Flaherty, who was held in North Wales

on 6th August by armed police while celebrating his birthday in a Chinese restaurant.

The 39-year-old was wanted for kidnap and robbery offences for his involvement in an HGV driver being held at knifepoint while his lorry was driven from North Yorkshire to Liverpool.

Once the £400,000 cargo was unloaded and the driver released after several hours, the vehicle was set alight.

O’Flaherty was also wanted over the 2010 murder of Dublin holiday-maker John O’Neill in Spain.

Other recent high-profile arrests include that of Mark Lilley, one of Britain’s most-wanted fugitives, found hiding in a panic room when officers raided a luxury villa in Malaga on 6th July.

Two days later, drugdealer Eriberto Jimenez Melo was returned to the UK to serve a long prison sentence, having been arrested in Italy following an operation carried out by officers of the Udine and Parma Carabinieri.

The 50th Operation Captura arrest took

place in May, when Andrew Moran was arrested in Spain for an aggravated robbery which took place eight years ago.

Awareness of the last 10 fugitives is being highlighted across the Canaries and Spain in areas with large British expat communities, such as Malaga and Alicante These are potential hide-outs for fugitives on the run from British law enforcement.

Roger Critchell, Director of Operations at Crimestoppers, said: “With the arrest of O’Flaherty, we are down to the final 10 remaining fugitives left on the run from our Operation Captura campaign.

The success of these appeals means that they won’t be out there for long.

“The recent arrests we have seen have proved again that the co-operation between UK and Spanish law enforcement, SOCA and the public is essential in this fight against crime.

“It is thanks to them that we have only 10 criminals left on this list.”

Dave Allen, Head

of the Fugitives Unit at SOCA, said: “The exceptional level of collaboration between Spanish and UK lawenforcement authorities has resulted in 17 fugitives being arrested since April, including a number of Operation Captura targets, which is a remarkable result.

“The final 10 on our list, who may well still be hiding out in Spain, should also expect to be brought before the UK courts.

“SOCA will soon become part of the new National Crime Agency (NCA), and will continue to work with the Spanish authorities to capture criminals fleeing justice.”

Crimestoppers continues to ask the public to join the fight against crime, and to view the appeals on the most-wanted section of Crimestoppers’ website, then give information about anything they know about the individuals featured. Calls to the Spanish telephone number 900 555 111 are answered in the UK

by Crimestoppers’ call agents, and a translation service is available upon

request.

People can also pass on information anonymously, via the online Giving Information form on Crimestoppers’ website www.crimestoppers-uk. org.

Those in the UK should call 0800 555 111, or visit the website.

Already captured in Tenerife Everardus WIJTVLIET was arrested in Tenerife on the 21th February 2011 the same day as he was listed at number ten on Crimestoppers ‘UK’s Most Wanted’ list.

Originally from Dussen in the Netherlands, he was sentenced to 13 years on 2nd March at Canterbury Crown for attempting to smuggle 100 kilos of heroin and six kilos of cocaine into the UK through Dover in 2009.

Chickenpox jabs get the nod THE public vaccination campaign against the Varicella virus, responsible for chickenpox, will go ahead as planned.

The Canary Islands Government made the announcement on Wednesday following a warning from the Asociación Canaria de Pediatras that there was a shortage of Varivax, the most common vaccine used in treatment.

Doctors say the shortage affects not just the Canary Islands but

most of Spain, with the exception of Madrid, Navarra and the cities of Ceuta and Melilla.

They also blame the shortage on a Government decision to limit supplies of the vaccine available to pharmacies.

However, Jose Diaz Flores, Director-General of Public Health for the Canaries’ Government, said the measure applied to the private sector only and that the public sector would be unaffected.

He added that there was more than enough vaccine in the archipelago for this year’s campaign.

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Age of consent News In Brief up to 16 Baby’s mum held

THE woman who dumped her new-born baby in the rubbish has been named as María Zenobia Luis Morales. a 42-year-old Orotava resident.

The judge at Granadilla de Abona court has remanded Morales in jail awaiting trial as there is sufficient evidence to prosecute.

The autopsy results suggest that the baby boy was alive at birth. His body was found by workers at the Arico waste tip and police, working with local authorities, subsequently arrested Ms Morales.

Investigating officers have confirmed the results of a DNA test match that of Morales, who is the mother of the murdered baby, as they suspected.

Broken-leg hiker rescued

A FEMALE walker was rescued by the emergency services on Sunday afternoon after falling and breaking her leg in the Montana Pelada area of El Medano. She was transferred to Hospiten Sur.

Bankia closing branches

SPANISH banking group Bankia, which took over La Caja de Canarias, plans to close 54 of its 171 branches in the archipelago.

This will reduce its workforce by 167 people, and, with 13 of the affected branches in Tenerife, it will affect 51 workers here.

Los Rodeos to open longer

AFTER several months of a feasibility study, the Spanish Airports and Air Navigation Authority (AENA) has approved longer opening hours at Los Rodeos airport.

From Sunday, 27th October, as the winter season starts, the north airport will be operational from 7am until 11pm.

Airlines Vueling and Binter Canarias have requested schedule amendments so both companies can increase their flights.

Canarian home sales up

SALES of homes in the Canary Islands improved by 639 between April and June against last year’s figures.

The Spanish Development Ministry revealed that 4,587 homes changed hands in that period, with 1,526 going to buyers from other countries - 319 more than in 2012. Some 2,246 properties were sold in Tenerife, and the Canaries led the Spanish housing market during the second quarter of 2013 with a 16% increase in sales thanks to those overseas purchasers.

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SPAIN raises age of consent this month from 13 to 16, and the minimum age for marriage goes up by two years to 16.

Increasing the consent age brings the country into line with Holland, Norway, Britain, Russia and Belgium. But the limit is 14 in Germany, Austria, Hungary, Italy and Portugal, and 18 in Turkey and Malta.

The changes were agreed in principle by parliament, unanimously, in 2009 under the previous government.

Adults who have sex with under-age children now face from two

to six years in prison, and up to 12 years if they have performed oral or penetrative sex.

But in the case of consensual sex with someone under 16 “when the other party is of a similar age or stage of development and maturity, judges will de-

cide on a case-by-case basis.

Teenage marriage is rare in Spain, with just four boys and 64 girls married in 2010 under the age of 17.

The rate of teenage pregnancy is also low nit even one-third of that in the US.

But a report on sexual health in Spain, published on Wednesday, said all forms of sexually-transmitted diseases were increasing.

All Spanish children receive sex-education classes in the last year of primary school, when they are 11.

But under the new education law, proposed

by Spain’s right-wing Government, these classes will be removed from the curriculum.

Ezequiel Pérez Campos, Spanish Contraception Society President, said: “Spain has advanced a lot in a short period of time.

“We have overcome many fears and taboos, and women now play a much more central and active role.”

Cost of learning reaches 700 euros CANARIAN families with kids returning to school on Monday will have forked out an average of 700 euros per child.

And it will obviously affect expats whose children attend Spanish schools. That the sum is 138 euros less than in the rest Spain is neither here nor there for parents, A study by the Federation of Independent Consumers Users (FUCI) reveals that communities such as Madrid, Catalonia and Valencia are the most expensive.

The Canary Islands, Galicia and La Rioja are at the other end of the scale, which is scant consolation for such a big outlay. The study,

which analysed about 300 state, subsidised and private schools around Spain, shows unsurprisingly - that the most expensive item is clothing.

It also analysed the basic cost of textbooks, with the average price

down by 15 euros from last year to the current 180 euros.

But as both subsidised and private schools usually require more books, it raises the cost in each case to 200 and 240 euros, respectively.

As for school supplies

such as backpacks, notebooks, folders and pens, about 50 euros is spent for state school pupils and 100 euros in the private sector .

In addition, school transport adds up to an average of about 143 euros per month.

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Work contracts cut to five types SPANISH Employment Minister Fátima Báñez has introduced a radical reform of workers’ contracts.

She has reduced the 41 bewildering varieties to just five, which should be a relief to bosses everywhere. .Each of the 41 job contracts had a different system of pay, redundancy money, legal

requirements and terms and conditions.

And that, said Báñez, “posed huge restrictions” for small and medium-sized companies.

The new contracts are categorised as Permanent, Temporary, Relief (for covering sick leave, maternity or partiallyretired workers below State pension age), Work Experience and Training.

These have all been tested in the export in-

dustry - one of the few in Spain to experience rapid growth - and the Employment Minister says they work well.

She claims the government’s labour reform as a whole will improve the job market dramatically “once the economy begins to grow again”. And she believes it is doing so already.

But there is opposition to the contracts reform because the unions are concerned that the format may be designed

to give companies even greater power, leaving workers more vulnerable.

Yet they will support the idea of simplifying job contract structures if this is not the case.

Báñez believes the new-style contracts will reduce “duality” in the job market - cutting down the number of temporary jobs in favour of more permanent ones - and will increase flexibility.

Roadworks nightmare

Avenida Rafael Puig in Playa de las Americas is once again besieged by roadworks, much to the dismay of local residents and businesses who claim that they received no notice.

As with all communi-

cation in Tenerife, the message is broadcast, it’s up to the individual to ascertain the information. On the 29th August the municipality of Arona listed on their website www.arona,org that work would begin on Monday 2nd Septem-

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ber, construction and improvement works to the car park in Avenida Rafael Puig (opposite Leonardo’s) This means that you re now not permitted to park there and must use alternative nearby parking. There will still

be access for deliveries, but only between the hours of 8am and 10am.

As to when it will be finished, we imagine by the end of the year!

Please note that the nearby businesses are most still definitely open for business.

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Primarni rumour mill

I HAVE no idea where the Tenerife rumour engine begins, finds its fuel - or ends for that matter!

But one thing is for sure: you will not be purchasing the latest Christmas crushedvelvet party dress, or men’s 23-quid tuxedo, from Primark this side of the Festive Season over here.

All I can imagine is that it’s like the bit on Celebrity Juice, where Keith Lemon whispers a phrase to a panellist and it’s passed down the line.

The last one says aloud how he has interpreted the comment - and it is totally misconstrued.

This Autumn’s sexy, Caledonian-inspired budget collection will not be gracing the catwalk of the Meridiano Centre Santa Cruz.

Instead Primark’s project managers, according to press reports, are rushing to debut their first French flagship store in Marseille just before Christmas - the 62,800sq.ft store in the Grand Littoral shopping centre.

I have categorically been assured by Primark, in answer to my question about whether the store will be open in Tenerife this side of Christmas (there are only just over 100 days left, in case you didn’t know!).

The response was: “I can assure this will not be by the end of 2013.”

Primark is now a long

way from its humble beginnings back in 1969, with its latest flagship store in Edinburgh.

The success of the cut-price chain store is founded on a unique combination of fast fashion and slick business operations, giving customers exactly what they want.

In May 2006, Primark opened its first store in Spain - in Plenilunio (Madrid), followed by a second store in Murcia that September.

In November 2007, two further stores were opened in Spain – in Jerez and in Xanadu (Madrid).

Three stores opened in Spain in April 2008 – in Bilbao, Islazul (Madrid) and Oviedo – followed two months later by the opening of Parque Corredor (Madrid).

In September that same year, Primark opened in Zaragoza and a month later, two further stores in Spain were opened in Asturias and in A Coruña.

Two years on, again in September, the first Primark store opened in Gran Canaria (Las Arenas, Las Palmas). And the company opened its second store, also in Gran Canaria (El Mirador) in the November.

Primark now has 256 stores – 38 in its native Ireland, 160 in the UK, 35 in Spain and the remainder throughout Europe.

But what about us?

The wait goes on …

Until next week

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What's On Guia de Isora Craft Fair Sunday 8th September 2013 10:00 - 18:00

New Parisian connections AIRLINE Iberia is set to launch two weekly flights from Tenerife to Paris.

As from the 19th October there will be a direct flight from Paris to Tenerife North and Tenerife South, on Saturday and Sunday respectively.

Minister of Tourism of the Cabildo Insular, Carlos Alonso, explained

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The Tenerife Symphony Orchestra will offer during the month of September a series of free chamber music concerts, which will be held in the following places: Tejina, San Cristóbal de La Laguna, El Rosario, Villa y Puerto de Garachico, La Matanza, Adeje, Arafo, El Sauzal and Guía de Isora Adeje.

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CONVENTO DE SAN FRANCISCO Municipio de Guía de Isora.

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that both routes “will mean a boost in the arrival of French travellers to the island, especially in the luxury segment.”

He added that “the flights had been operating in the 2012-2013 winter season with good occupancy rates, which confirms the growing interest of French tourists in Tenerife as a holiday destination.

“Now, the good news is the fact that it will remain not only in the winter sea-

son 2013-2014 but also in the summer, which will be in operation throughout the year “.

With the aim of promoting the two connections, Turismo de Tenerife, in collaboration with Iberia, has organised a press visit for French journalists to show what the island has to offer families.

Along with the Iberia flights, Tenerife has maintained a regular connection with Paris

via a weekly direct route (two frequencies) that Ryanair operates from the South airport.

Promoting Tenerife in France will be completed in the coming months with another press visit, in this case the newspaper ‘Le Parisian’ to promote natural spring and volcanic island.

There will also be a campaign of one year in Carrefour centres across the country.

Box office reopens The Tenerife Auditorium box office at the auditorium, “Adan Martin” has re-opened its doors after the August holidays, recommencing its regular schedule of 10am – 3pm, Monday through Friday, and from 10am to 2pm on Saturdays.

During the past month, other sales channels (internet through www.auditoriodetenerife.com , plus www.ticketmaster.es , Carrefour and Falcon Travel offices.) have been fully operational.

Also, the telephone sales service on 902 317 327 is once again actived, with the same hours as the box office.

Through these channels you can purchase tickets for Tenerife Opera, which this year will be the opera Così fan tutte by Mozart (from 24th to 27th October), Verdi’s Nabucco (26th,

28th and 30th November) and Donizetti’s Roberto Devereux, with the participation of Celso Albelo and Yolanda Auyanet (January 9th).

In addition, there will

be the great tenor Gregory Kunde (December 14th), Great Opera Choruses November 2nd, and the Gala International Singing Competition on September 28th.

The traditional Christmas musical will, this time be, Les Miserables, which will be staged between December 30th and January 5th, 2014.

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Youth Bono-price drop La Palma is in the dark again THE entire island of La Palma was without electricity for a while on Tuesday after a switch in a control centre went down.

And utility company Endesa, fined six-million-euros by the Canarian Government after similar incidents in 2009 and 2010, admitted the island’s 85,000 residents were powerless for several hours.

Repairmen at the Breña Baja substation reconnected some of the supply at about 4.30pm, and around one-third of the inhabitants in various towns were back on within two hours.

But there was still chaos in the north and north-west on Wednesday morning as homes and business premises throughout towns and

villages were still waiting to be reconnected.

Because of the previous power cuts, several businesses across the island were generally prepared for the latest power cut and continued to trade as usual.

La Palma’s banana co-operative, a nearby supermarket and hardware store were able to run off a worn-out generator owned by the first company.

But premises selling food stored in refrigerators or freezers, such as cafés, major supermarkets and restaurants, will almost certainly have lost hundreds of euros in stock.

And restaurants, bars and cafes could not open because they had nowhere to cook food, or heat or chill drinks.

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THE Tenerife Cabildo has reduced by 14 percent the price of the weekly bono bus ticket for the youth sector.

Coinciding with the start of the school year, the Weekly Youth Pass for users under 26 years will reduce its price to 12 euros.

That’s a reduction of two euros. Vice-president of the Cabildo,

Carlos Alonso, stated that this price adjustment coincides with the start of the academic year and that they are looking at other rebates that benefit frequent users.

Insular Mobility director, Manuel Ortega, said the beneficiaries of the reduction are under 26 years old travellers, who often use such means of transportation to their school or for leisure during the week.

Ortega added that the rate reduction could

save each youth more than 100 euros a year in purchasing this type of bono, which allows unlimited travel for seven days a week but only in the metropolitan area.

Specifically, since its launch in February this year, they have sold more than 2,200 units of the Weekly Youth Pass and it has been used to make more than 43,700 trips, which, according to the managing director of Metropolitan Tenerife, Andrés Muñoz, is a “positive de-

velopment”, to which he added that the fall in prices could increase the use of this ticket.

This measure, which coincides with the start of the new term, reflects the commitment of the Cabildo assisting the sector of young people who are being hardest hit by the economic crisis, offering new possibilities to access public transport without having to make large expenditures in the acquisition of tickets.

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A MOTORCYCLIST and his female passenger were injured on Monday after a lorry lost its load near Fasnia. Both were taken to Candelaria hospital. Pallets from a badly-secured load fell on to the road, causing the rider to lose control as he attempted to dodge the obstacles.

Big yellow bottle is emptied by pirates

THE campaign promoters could not have written the script any better, even if they had employed top screen-writers.

In fact, Hollywood’s finest would have been proud of the grand finale to the missing 30ft yellow bottle, which was sailing the high seas as a promotion campaign.

And in a page which could have come straight out of the next Pirates of the Caribbean film, the bottle was found and, subsequently, robbed by notorious pirates somewhere east of Barbados.

Solo, a Norwegian soft-drinks company,

launched the 2.5-ton replica bottle of pop, complete with solar panels, a camera, and tracking technology, from San Miguel Marina, Amarilla Golf, back in March.

The idea was that the Solo drink would be publicised throughout the world via this giant bottle.

But 145 days later, the promotion company lost satellite connection with the bottle, and the GPS-tracking ceased working.

After a series of articles and news segments on the lost bottle - to no avail - the project seemed to have sunk.

Then Solo discovered, via Twitter, that Venezuelan coastguards had

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found the bottle drifting in the Los Roques archipelago, 100 miles north of the mainland. But the local coastguard told them the bottle was totally empty!

Gone was the custommade camera which took 360-degree images every eight hours, and gone also was the satellite antenna.

On top of that, there was a big hole in the bottle itself. Not only did the pirates take the 600kgs of batteries and computers aboard, but they also finished off 24-bottle case of Solo as well. But there is no doubt that the Solo company has gleaned far more publicity out of the venture than had the bottle sailed on serenely.

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Chidgey@ChidgeyValleys Actually quite surprised what Tenerife produced last night good few fittys out & round 2 tonight!!

Valley’s ‘star’ enjoyed his night in Tramps Brad@Brad_Southworth Going Tenerife on Sunday with @RSerridge and ive dislocated and broken my toe! GASSIN I would say take it easy but...

Danielle Brear@daniellejbrear Watching sun sex and suspicious parents and my dads saying ‘that was you in tenerife wasn’t it’ at like everything hahaha noo dad #goodgirl BUSTED! yan north@bfcparatrooper @chris_kammy were u out running in Tenerife a few days ago. Either that or u’ve got a twin #runningfriends Sky Sports Chris Kamara can’t hide anywhere!

Laura Whitelock@LauraaKelly I have a newfound love for full English breakfasts since Tenerife. Someone get me bacon and hash browns LOVE how you have to come here for the best British breakfasts!

Matt@MattSwabber @Fergie1975 Takes me back to Tenerife & a lass from St. Helens. They were the days.. Young with money in my pocket & a full head of hair!

Tell us about it Matt! foodepedia@foodepedia Tenerife tomorrow. Been a few years since I was last there. I wonder if it’s changed?

Like you wouldn’t believe!

Maggie Lennard@Stumpy101 Lovely to speak to @divaofficialuk on @ OasisFmTenerife this afternoon, about The Voice, the TEAs, Rylan and pasties! See you at the Awards!

We will be there Maggie!

Jack Grealish@JackGrealish1 Galway girl getting played in the Irish bar in tenerife! Love this song so much!

Will not be the last time you hear that Jack!

Tony P@tonypdjuk The things u do for business!! In tenerife on veronicas strip!!

You are calling it WORK Tony?

Kelsey Jay@kelseyjay25 @Linekers10erife is it awkward I don’t remember being carried around by a naked borrower...

That’s what can happen in Linekers Kelsey!

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Salad days are here again SPANISH fruit and veg growers have signed a contract with a Southampton company to export huge amounts of their produce every year.

It adds up to 500,000 tonnes being shipped through Southampton’s port annually, creating at least 60 jobs there.

Southampton Fruit Handling, based at Western Docks, clinched the deal on Wednesday for the Spanish to import 200,000-500,000 tonnes

of tomatoes, lettuces, cucumbers, peppers and other fresh produce.

The company (SFH), which has been operating in the city since 1987, has a long-standing deal with the Canary Islands to import fresh produce during a seven-month season.

But this deal with mainland Spain trebles the size of its business and turns it into a 52-weeks-a-year operation.

As well as creating jobs in Southampton, it will save some 20 million kilometres of road miles every year - and cut carbon dioxide emissions by 47% - by taking the produce by sea in-

stead of on lorries. Initially, one fruit and veg ship will dock at Southampton every nine days, but that should grow to two or three before long.

The contract means that much of the fresh fruit produce on UK supermarket shelves will come from Spain.

Jose Manuel Ortiz, Spain’s Industry Minister was in Southampton to witness the landmark deal, as Hampshire Chamber of Commerce and its Almeria counterpart signed the historic Memorandum of Understanding, agreeing to work together.

Managing director Margaret Jenkinson said: “This is an incred-

ible deal. We are in heaven.

“It’s not just transformational for us, but it is fantastic news for the city and the environment as well.

“We have been working hard to make the case for shipping fruit by sea, and it has worked in spectacular fashion.

“The Spanish like the fact that we already operate as a fruit terminal, as well as providing all their UK haulage.

“They are persuaded by the natural advantages of Southampton, with its road and rail links.”

He added: “From a logistics point of view, Southampton is a great place to be.”

Drug smuggler admits to having five kilos of ‘weed’

A 44-YEAR-OLD drug smuggler has been jailed for 12 months, thanks to the diligence of the Border Force.

Nicholas Giles, of “no fixed abobe in Spain”, addmitted his attempt to smuggle some five kilos of cannabis, with an estimated street value of £60,000, into the UK, via Southampton

International Airport.

Southampton Crown Court heard that Border Force officers stopped Giles, who had arrived on a flight from Malaga on 6th May. Before they searched his baggage, Giles admitted there was five kilos of “weed” in his suitcase. The case was opened and the drugs could be seen wrapped in clear plastic.

Giles, who was arrested and charged, plead-

ed guilty at Southampton Magistrates Court on 12th August. He was sentenced in the Crown Court on Monday.

Border Force’s Malcolm Bragg said: “Our officers play an important role in protecting the public, and they work hard to make sure drugs are not smuggled into the country.

“Drug trafficking is a serious offence, and those convicted will

face prison sentences.

The message to anyone tempted to get involved is clear: we will catch you and you will pay with your liberty.”

Border Force is a lawenforcement command within the Home Office, responsible for protecting the UK border.

The organisation was created in March last year and is responsible for entry controls and customs.

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FAMILY LAW NEWS International Child Cases

By De Cotta Law Family cases with an international or cross border element have increased enormously.

Reunite figures showed an 88% increase in just under a decade.

The most high profile cases are those involving the “kidnap” of children where one of the parents takes the children to another country without the others consent.

Some statistics released in December are surprising revealing that 70% of cases are where the mother removes the children from their country of habitual residence although most people assume it is where the father takes them to another country.

Reunite International Child Abduction Centre has also provided figures that show that a quarter of people questioned were unaware that it is a criminal matter if no consent has been given and one parent is

depriving the other of contact in the country of their habitual or normal residence.

This impacts on those families who have moved to Spain from Britain and elsewhere and now wish to return to their countries of origin perhaps for economic reasons in the current financial climate. The most important thing is to get advice before making the move.

There is now a convention which governs child matters in the Spanish jurisdiction.

Although originally drafted in 1996 the convention only came into effect in Spain in 2011. This means that a Judge in Spain asked to decide on matters of custody visits and parental responsibility must make that decision based on

Spanish law and always in the best interests of the child. In some cases this does mean allowing the mother or father to return to their country of origin with the children but the court will insist on a practical regime of visits for the parent who remains in this country.

In most cases it is possible to negotiate and come to a sensible arrangement without having to involve the courts. If it is necessary to go to court the application needs to be not only legally argued but also needs to show a plan is in place for the children’s social and educational adjustment to their new residence.

Divorce by consent Spain has a system of no fault divorce and a British or foreign couple who live in Spain

wishing to divorce can do so by agreeing the divorce and submitting to the law of Spain providing the court with a Convenio Regulador (similar to an English consent order). This will allow them to regulate arrangements for children and their financial matters without having to rely on the Spanish court to make a decision.

The Judge will require evidence of foreign law if the couple are both of the same nationality and this make the matter more complicated and costly.

However if there are pensions, English or non-Spanish assets and other complicated valuations such as the value of business and mortgaged property it is best to consider if the case should be dealt with in Spain or whether another jurisdiction is more appropriate.

With the new European

regulations (Brussels II) in place the matter of jurisdiction i.e. which country’s courts should hear the case is very important. The principle is “first come, first served” so it is best to get advice if you live in Spain and if you think there may be difficulties in dividing the assets on divorce.

De Cotta Law Open Day – Wednesday 18th September De Cotta Law, the Firm of English Lawyers and Spanish abogados with offices in the Canary Islands and Mainland Spain, are holding an Open Day in Tenerife on Wednesday 18th September 2013, from 9:30 to 17:00.

Especially for the Open Day on Wednesday 18th September De Cotta Law specialist Barrister Overseas, Sandra Wrightson, will be available for free consultations on Family Law & English law.

All attendees will also have the possibility to meet and receive some information and free financial advice from the financial adviser Paul Montague, Blevins Franks, who will also be present throughout the day. All legal consultations throughout the day will be completely FREE; to book your private consultation please call our office on 922 719 520 or send an email to tenerife@ decottalaw.net Visit De Cotta Law’s offices, opposite The Scotch Corner bar, in San Eugenio, Playa de Las Americas, Adeje and take advantage of a FREE, private legal consultation.

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Heavy fog sparks a 100-car pile-up AN INCREDIBLE 100-vehicle pile-up on the new Sheppey Crossing Bridge yesterday (Thursday) was blamed on some motorists driving “like idiots”.

The pile-up, in thick morning fog, left hundreds of people injured in a scene described by witness as “mayhem”.

And Sky News was told by onlookers that some motorists were driving without headlights before the crash at about 7.15am, which closed the A249.

Fortunately, there were no reports of anyone dying in the but police believed some may have been trapped in their cars.

But at least eight people suffered serious injuries, and another 60 people were left nursing minor injuries.

The crash occurred on the London-bound carriageway of the Sheppey Bridge Crossing, near Sheerness in Kent.

Chief Inspector Andy Reeves, from Kent Police, said it was a miracle

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that there were no fatalities.

“From my perspective, it’s truly miraculous,” he said. “It’s very fortunate.”

A Kent Police spokeswoman said visibility was a problem at the time, and witnesses say there was “very, very thick” early-morning fog hovering over the bridge.

Lives were probably saved by a quick-thinking lorry driver, who used his truck to block the entrance to the bridge and prevent more cars piling into the chaotic scene.

Driver Chris Buckingham, who involved in the incident, told Sky News: “He was going the other way and ... he’s gone down to the end of the carriageway, gone across the roundabout and actually blocked off the road so no more cars could actually enter the dual carriageway before the emergency services got there.”

He added: “Whoever that guy is, I’d like to shake his hand because he’s probably saved

lives.”

As many as 30 medical response vehicles were on the scene, and motorists were warned to avoid the area.

The four-lane bridge, which opened seven years ago and links the Isle of Sheppey with mainland Kent, was clogged with buckled cars, lorries and even a car transporter.

And people were left waiting at the side of the road to receive help from the emergency services.

Martin Stammers, who saw the pile-up, told Sky News: “I was very, very, lucky. I was the last car out of it.

“As I came to the top of the hill, there were about five cars already smashed up, and one was across my carriageway.

“I had to hit my brakes hard, I just had enough space to get through.

From then on, all you could hear was the screeching of car tyres and the thudding, which was endless.

“It must have been going on for five to 10 minutes. You could hear the screeching, you could hear the lorries thudding into cars, you could hear glass breaking. There was nothing we could do.”

He added: “Even after

the police turned up, you still heard further down the bridge - a quarter-ofa-mile, half-a-mile away - cars still going into the back of each other. It was horrendous.”

Jaime Emmett, a 19-year-old student, was driving through the fog when she became involved in the pile-up.

“There was a man at the side of the road saying to stop,” she said.

“I stopped in time, but a van smashed into me and I smashed into the car in front.

“I was lucky I was not injured. It was all quite surreal when it happened.”

Another witness, David Ingram, described the scene as “mayhem”.

He added: “People were going quite fast - too fast.

We were about 50-60 cars back. Luckily, people coming on to the island were flashing their lights and waving their arms like mad to warn us.

“It’s carnage, it really is. The fog was very, very thick and you could not see a vehicle in front of

you as you came on to the bridge.

“We managed to stop, but the people in front of us weren’t that lucky. It was mayhem.”

Valentine Elad, a 46-year-old teacher whose car was struck from behind in the crash, told of the eerie aftermath.

“There were cars upside-down on other cars,” he said. “There was a black four-wheel-drive Mitsubishi upside-down on a small white car, and an Audi upside-down on the bonnet of another car. It was horrible.”

A statement from the Kent Fire and Rescue Service said: “There are no fatalities, but ambulance crews are dealing with a large number of walking-wounded casualties.

“Firefighters have used hydraulic cutting equipment to release five people from their vehicles.”

Edmund King, the AA president said the pile-up may have been caused by “stupid driving”.

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Drivers just ignore their penalty points THE Institute of Advanced Motorists is concerned that the DVLA penalty-points system for driving misdemeanours is not working.

Several examples of drivers ignoring points on their licences, supplied by the IAM and DVLA (Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency), has given the organisation cause for alarm.

The chief example is of a motorist, who has accumulated 42 points on her licence, yet blatantly ignores the law by staying on the road.

She could have received a ban after 12 points but the woman, from Isleworth in west London, kept gathering them last year after fail-

ing to disclose the driver’s identity.

And a Warrington man caught without insurance six times in under a fortnight between February and March

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last year, has totted up 36 points.

Simon Best, IAM Chief Executive, said the examples showed the system was not working properly.

“Drivers must expect that 12 points means a ban, or the whole system falls into disrepute,” he said.

“DVLA and the courts service are upgrading

their computer systems to ensure that offence information is shared more efficiently, but this is not due to be in place until October.”

He added: “When drivers with 10 speeding offences are getting away with holding a licence, these improvements cannot come quickly enough.”

Motorists face being banned for building up 12 points over a threeyear period.

But magistrates can use their discretion if a ban were to cause exceptional hardship, such as losing a job or meaning a child is without care.

There are many motorists still defying the law with dozens of points under their belts, according to DVLA figures.

Other notable offend-

ers, according to DVLA figures, are: *A Southend man with 30 points, who was caught speeding 10 times between March 2011 and August 2012. *A man from Blackburn with 29 points, caught speeding eight times between September and November 2011. *An East Sussex man from Pevensey with 24, who was caught speeding six times in two weeks between 30th September and 13th October last year.

But a Courts & Tribunals Service spokesman insisted the “vast majority” of drivers with 12 points were banned.

“Only a very small number of cases are affected by the datasharing issue, and we are working closely with DVLA to improve this,” he added.

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Shock death of Sir David Frost

L EGEND A R Y broadcaster Sir David Frost died of a sudden heart attack at the age of 74 on Saturday night.

He was on the Queen Elizabeth cruise ship, and was preparing to give a speech.

It heralded the end of a remarkable a career that spanned 50 years, in which he presented The Frost Report, Breakfast With Frost and That Was The Week That Was. The media personality, journalist and comedian mixed political satire programmes with serious big-name interviews - the most notable being with Richard Nixon, and provided the inspiration for an Oscar-nominated Hollywood film. Sir David leaves behind Carina, his wife of 33 years, and three sons, and a statement from them said: “His family are devastated and ask for privacy at this difficult time.

“A family funeral will be held in the near future, and details of a memorial service will be announced in due course.”

Prime Minister David Cameron tweeted: “My heart goes out to David Frost’s family. He could be - and certainly was with me - both a friend and a fearsome interviewer.”

He added: “Sir David was an extraordinary

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man, with charm, wit, talent, intelligence and warmth in equal measure. He made a huge impact on television and politics.

“The Nixon interviews were among the great broadcast moments, but there were many other brilliant interviews.”

Veteran TV personality Esther Rantzen, paying tribute to the icon, said: “Fellow interviewers have always been awe-

struck by David Frost’s capacity to elicit memorable, sometimes historically-significant quotes from all the movers and shakers or our time - presidents, prime ministers, A-list celebrities.

“But for all of us who had the pleasure of knowing him socially, it is his kindness, generosity, loyalty and humour that we will miss so much.

“His summer party was

always the best party of the year. His fund of anecdotes and his constant wit was a joy.

“In fact, that was always his greeting: ‘A joy to meet you’, and it was always a joy to meet him.”

Actor Stephen Fry tweeted: “Oh heavens, David Frost dead? No!!

I only spoke to him on Friday and he sounded so well. Excited about a house move, full of plans … how sad.”

Former PM Tony Blair said: “This is very sad.

Being interviewed by him was always a pleasure but you also knew there would be multiple stories the next day arising from it.

“David was a great professional and a good friend. My deepest condolences to his lovely wife Carina and family.”

Sir David, born on 7th April 1939, was the son of a Methodist preacher, at Tenterden, Kent.

He was educated at Gillingham Grammar School, Wellingborough Grammar School and Gonville and Caius College, Cambridge.

It was at Cambridge that he joined the renowned revue society Footlights, and got his first experience doing television for the regional station in Norwich with a programme called Town and Gown.

His big break came when he co-created and hosted satirical show That Was The Week That Was in the early Sixties.

Another of his early programmes, The Frost Report, effectively launched the glittering careers of John Cleese, Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Corbett.

In more recent times, he had hosted Breakfast with Frost on Sunday mornings (19932005) and the panel game show Through The Keyhole (1987-2008).

He was currently working for Al Jazeera English and had recent-

ly interviewed Chilean novelist Isabel Allende and F1 driver Lewis Hamilton.

Sir David’s list of interviewees included virtually every US president and British prime minister during his working life. During his series of five interviews with Nixon, the notoriously-slippery former president, known as ‘Tricky Dicky’ admitted dramatically that he had “let down the country”.

Frost’s appeal to American audiences saw him become one of Concorde’s most assiduous users, and he claimed to have been on the supersonic plane “somewhere between 300 and 500 times”.

Other historic moments in his career included a tense interview with Margaret Thatcher over the sinking of Argentine warship the Belgrano during the Falklands conflict, in which he suddenly introduced the word “bonkers”.

He was also the last person to interview Mohammad Reza Pahlavi, the last Shah of Iran.

Outside world affairs, his roster ranged from Orson Welles, Tennessee Williams, Noel Coward, Peter Ustinov, Woody Allen, Muhammad Ali, The Beatles, Clint Eastwood, Sir Anthony Hopkins, Sir John Gielgud, Norman Mailer, Warren Beatty and many more.

And in his own way, he was just as famous as them all!

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Triple kidnapper is found hanging UK factories are booming!

IT’S boom time again for British factories after the strongest monthly output for nearly two decades in August.

ARIEL CASTRO, jailed for life last month after the most audacious kidnapping feat of all, has died after apparently hanging himself in his prison cell.

The 53-year-old, from Cleveland, Ohio, somehow held three women captive for a decade at his home without detection.

He was found in his cell at the Correctional Reception Centre, in Orient, Ohio, at 9.20pm on Tuesday.

Prison medical staff attempted to resuscitate him before he was taken to hospital, where he was pronounced dead 90 minutes later.

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JoEllen Smith, from the Department of Rehabilitation and Correction, said Castro was being held in protective custody because of the notoriety of the case.

This meant he was checked every 30 minutes, but he was not on suicide watch.

His three victims Gina DeJesus, Amanda Berry and Michelle Knight - disappeared between 2002 and 2004, when they were 14, 16 and 20 respectively.

Before sentencing, Castro’s lawyers had tried, unsuccessfully, to have their client examined. psychologically.

They argued that Castro fit the profile of sociopathic disorder, and said they hoped re-

searchers would study him for clues that could be used to stop other predators.

Castro, a former school bus driver, said during his sentencing that he suffered from a pornography addiction and added: “I’m not a monster. I’m sick,” He was sentenced to life in prison after pleading guilty to 937 counts, including kidnap and rape.

His victims told a horrific story of starvation, beatings and sexual abuse during their years of captivity at his Seymour Avenue home, which has since been razed to the ground.

Castro chained them by their ankles, fed them one meal a day only and provided plastic toilets

in their bedrooms which were rarely emptied.

And DNA tests proved he was the father of Ms Berry’s six-year-old girl, Ms Knight, who confronted him in court, said: “You took 11 years of my life away, and I have got it back. I spent 11 years in hell. Now your hell is just beginning.”

The three women escaped on 6th May when Ms Berry broke open a door and alerted neighbours.

“Help me,” she said in a call to the police emergency dispatcher. “I’ve been kidnapped, and I’ve been missing for 10 years and I’m, I’m here, I’m free now.”

It signalled the end of a 10-year nightmare for the women and their families.

The Markit/CIPS purchasing managers’ index (PMI) findings add to hopes that the manufacturing sector recovery, while still lagging behind its pre-recession peak, is gaining more momentum.

It found that activity rose to its best level since February 2011.

Output grew at the fastest pace since July 1994, while new orders increased at their strongest pace since August the same year.

Rob Dobson, senior economist at survey compilers Markit, said: “The UK’s factories are booming again.”

He added that rising demand from domestic customers was being accompanied by a return to growth of the eurozone, Britain’s largest trading partner.

Jobs increased for the fourth month run-

ning, though this was described as muted as companies attempted to squeeze more from existing resources.

Manufacturers also had to absorb the soaring costs of oil and raw materials.

The sector’s improvement adds weight to evidence that the speed of economic recovery is increasing, with GDP for the second quarter of the year measured at 0.7%.

But the acceleration has added to speculation that the base rate of interest may have to be raised from its historic low of 0.5% sooner than 2016 - the figure suggested by the Bank of England’s forwardguidance policy.

Manufacturers’ organisation EEF, whose own survey on Monday pointed to a “surge” in activity for the sector, is confident the growth is sustainable.

Lee Hopley, chief economist, said: “We’re seeing a consistent and positive trend across UK manufacturing, and this data reinforces the view that the sector is back on the road to recovery.”

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Gutsy girls have raised 700 euros

LINSEY SLOAN and Lorraine McKeon, who, took on the Tough Mudder Challenge in Scotland, have raised 700 euros for us.

The girls, fully recovered from the gruelling, 12-mile assault course, are pictured with Live Arico vice-president Sue Havenhand (centre) presenting the animal charity with the cheque, and we can’t thank them enough.

So where will the money go? Last year Yahaira, from the Ade-

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pac refuge in the north, kindly took some of our older dogs, in the hope of finding them a home.

One of them, Raudo, had been with us since the Arico days, is now over 10 and still without a home.

Staff arrived at the refuge one day to find him collapsed and struggling to breathe. A CAT scan revealed a herniated disc, which was rendering him paralysed and unable to eat, or go to the toilet.

The solution was urgent: specialised surgery in Gran Canaria,

but the treatment cost around 1,000 euros.

As Raudo was a Live Arico dog, we felt an obligation to him, and Linsey and Lorraine were happy for their money to go towards his veterinary fees.

We have sent 800 euros and the surgery has been successful.

Splendid Spanglish spree Thanks to Charlie, Stefanie and all at the Blue Luna in Los Cristianos, where we raised 286 euros at Sunday’s Spanglish event.

A fantastic day was had by all, with entertainment from Silvio, Ollie, Alfie B, Suzy q, Matt Brookes, Aidy Evans, Dave Michaels, Steve Delsey, and Michaela. Raffle prizes galore were donated by The Blue Luna, Shazarooski, the Palms Chippy, the Roast House, Poochies Pet Hotel, The Sushi Bar and the Dail Fountain Bar. The Blue Luna also donated some of the takings from their tapas.

Thanks to all who came, supported, sang, and donated.

Arona Lions to welcome new President

THE Arona Lions Club of Las Galletas and Costa del Silencio are holding their President’s Night tomorrow (Saturday) at Westhaven Bay.

The event starts at 7pm and includes a fivecourse meal with wine and live entertainment from Cy Benson, Jan Munroe and Dave Tracey.

Tickets are 25 euros and if you haven’t yet got yours, then please

contact Vicki on 628 799 901 . Please note that our regular entertainment, on the second Sunday of the month, has been suspended until we uncover a new location for the event.

Keep an eye on Canarian Weekly for any updates, as well as any other forthcoming events.

We thank you all for your support - and if you have any items suitable for our shop, then please pop them down any weekday between 11am and 2pm (in the dip next to Foaming Quart, Coral Mar),

All-Accion Terrace Bar! Accion del Sol news

THE Terrace Bar, on Amarilla Golf, will host Accion’s next fund-raising event on Sunday, 13th October from 4pm onwards.

It will be a family fun day on the bar’s spacious terrace, complete with bouncy castle, trampoline, a bucking bronco, sumo wrestling suits, face-painting, an activity workshop and the everpopular puppy play area.

This will give the adults a chance to relax, have a chat and enjoy the live music, which will cater for all tastes.

There will also be a dance troupe, and much more, including a BBQ with a tempting menu - and a cake stall for those with a sweet tooth! Please support this worthwhile cause

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and, if you wish to donate a raffle prize, then call Marion on 922 778 630. We are urgently stepping up our rehoming programme to try

to give as many dogs as possible a new family, either here or in Germany.

Every dog is vaccinated, de-flead, wormed, micro-chipped, sterilised

or castrated, tested for heart-worm, and passported.

Obviously, any medical requirements the dog may have when it first arrives at the refuge will be attended to. This adds

up to an initial cost of 200 euros per dog before its feeding and maintenance.

Without the collaboration of Government funding, our own fundraising events and membership in Germany and in Tenerife of our sponsors, the Aktiontier charity, we would not be able to offer the firstclass care these dogs need so desperately and receive at Accion del Sol, so your help is much appreciated.

Please visit our centre if you are looking to adopt a dog. The refuge is open Monday-Friday

(3-6pm) and is situated at junction 51 on the TF1 directly next to the ecological wind farm at Granadilla Industrial Estate.

Also, why not join our Accion del Sol Facebook page https://www. facebook.com/home. php?ref=canvas#!/ profile. php?id= 100000729042460 where you can see regular daily updates on the good work done here?

You will also find a summary of our fundraising events, and see some of our beautiful dogs looking for new homes.

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Treasure or tack?

With summer holidays coming to an end, those keepsakes brought back for nearest and dearest may already be in the bin, according to skyscanner’s latest survey.

Buying a gift for those back home may seem a nice gesture, but holidaymakers would be better off saving their euros as more than two-thirds (69%) of people admit that they really don’t appreciate

those holiday souvenirs and 15% bin them as soon as they get them.

In a survey of 2000 people, ornaments (14%) ranked top as the most disappointing gift to receive, with comedy t-shirts (9%) and cheap jewellery (9%) following closely.

Key-rings and fridgemagnets (7%), though souvenir classics, also fail to impress, while food items (4%), snow globes (4%) and fake DVDs (4%) were equally as unpopular.

Yet, these unwanted holiday presents don’t come cheap.

More than eight out of 10 holidaymakers (82%)

across Europe are pointlessly shelling out an estimated £5 billion a year to share a little of their break with those at home, with each holidaymaker wasting on average £23.24 on unwanted gifts.

More than one in 10 holidaymakers (14%) admitted to spending more than £40 on gifts for those back home, while 9% have parted with in excess of £50.

What happens to the gifts won’t make happy reading either, with results revealing that only 4% of people find a use for them. 18% of holiday gifts are hidden away in cupboards,

while 10% are donated to charity.

A cheeky 6% even owned up to re-gifting an item they didn’t like and 3% sold their holiday gifts on online shopping sites like eBay, arguably making a profit on their unwanted holiday tack. While 2% have gone to the lengths of ‘accidentally’ breaking their gift so that they don’t have to keep it and 1% have refused a gift point-blank.

The survey also revealed that friends (24%) and parents (19%) are most likely to buy unwanted gifts, despite being the people who should know the recipients the best.

Top 10 most unwanted holiday gifts: 1. Ornament 2. Comedy t-shirt 3. Cheap jewellery 4. Key-ring 5. Magnet 6. Food item 7. Snow globe 8. Fake DVD 9. Local drink 10. Airline branded toy If you want the world to see your taste in souvenirs you can send them a pic of your own favourite piece of tack to holidaytack@ skyscanner.net.

A New long-haul Manchester hub Thomas Cook Airlines UK have announced the schedule for its partnership with Flybe.

They will be providing connecting flights from a network of regional airports across the UK to the Caribbean, Florida, Las Vegas, Mexico and Goa via Manchester Airport, which include the only routes outside London to Antigua and St Lucia, and one of only a handful of flights from the UK to Barbados.

Without the additional stress of planning long journeys to the airport, holidaymakers can now catch a morning flight to Manchester followed by a flight to their long

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haul holiday destination – and be relaxing by the pool or bar later the same day.

Christoph Debus, Thomas Cook Group Head of Air Travel, said “It’s fantastic news that we’re able to offer holidaymakers from across the UK flights and holidays via Manchester to some of the most beautiful islands in the Caribbean and popular resorts in the US, Mexico and Goa. “As we develop Manchester Airport as our UK hub – working in partnership with Flybe - we’re pleased to be able to offer more flexibility and choice for our customers, competing with the very best scheduled and charter carriers

with a range of connections ensuring they don’t have to rely on London’s airports.”

Ken O’Toole, Chief Commercial Officer for MAG, owners of Manchester Airport said, “The success of the regional hub concept for Flybe has given their passengers access to a much wider choice of long haul flights from the North’s largest airport.

Manchester will be the only airport outside of London to host Caribbean flights this Winter and Flybe will be able to provide passengers access to those flights from across their extensive network in the UK and Ireland.

It’s another step forward in our drive to bring more passengers to Manchester and

will support new and existing long haul routes from Thomas Cook.”

Stephen Hobday, Flybe’s Director of Sales added, “We are delighted to be part of this great initiative that allows passengers to now enjoy the ease of flying from their local airports to exciting holiday destinations.

Checking in with their bags at their regional departure point and collecting them at their holiday destination couldn’t be simpler.

All they need to do is enjoy the regional connection, make the easy airside transfer at Manchester and then enjoy the best of Manchester Airport’s shops and restaurants before catching their onward flight.”

easyJet Luton

easyJet, the UK’s largest airline and biggest operator at London Luton Airport, has come to the rescue of Luton’s Christmas lights after Luton Borough Council had announced the festivities were at risk this year because of enforced efficiency savings.

Now, with just over 100 days to go until the big day, Christmas has come early in Luton with two of easyJet’s cabin crew and the airline’s very own Santa joining forces outside the Town Hall to celebrate the announcement.

The airline has provided sponsorship in partnership with the Love Luton campaign to ensure that the tradition of illuminating Luton’s town centre, which dates back more than 20 years, can continue.

Festive lights in Luton are erected in George Street, between the Town Hall and Park Street, and are switched on at the popular annual Lighting Up Luton celebration which this year will take place on Saturday 7 December.

Hugh Aitken, easyJet’s UK Commercial Manager, said: “We were only too happy to step in and make sure that Luton town centre was not left in the dark

this festive season. We are one of the region’s biggest employers and recognise the importance of bringing people together and supporting our local community. Everyone at easyJet is looking forward to this year’s switch-on event.”

Hazel Simmons, Leader of Luton Borough Council, said: “The Council is currently having to work hard to find new ways of funding many important and valued services and the popular Christmas lights have been no exception. It’s absolutely fantastic that one of our most important companies has been able to step in and make sure the town centre is again illuminated this festive season.”

Andrew McConnell, Chairman of Love Luton, added: “Love Luton has gone from strength to strength this year, and we are delighted to be able to support yet another high-profile Luton event. The festivities bring the people of Luton, our vibrant and richly diverse community together for a celebration that brings so much joy to those who attend.”

Lighting Up Luton brings the magic of Christmas to the town centre, with street entertainers and children’s rides, local craft and gift market, carol competition and lantern parade all leading up to the big switch-on.

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Strictly Come Dancing

2013 Premiere

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Saturday 7th September, BBC1, 18.50

Back and more glamorous than ever, Strictly Come Dancing opens its ballroom doors for 2013, revealing a glittering line-up of celebrities. Who will find their perfect partner and lift the glitter ball trophy?

Hosts Sir Bruce Forsyth and Tess Daly put the sparkle back into Saturday nights, as the series shimmies onto screen with an exclusive red carpet premiere full of old-school Hollywood glamour.

After a trip down the red carpet to face the flashbulbs and adoring fans, the celebrities will head to the dance floor where their professional dance partners will be revealed, and they perform as a group for the very first time.

The celebrities will face the judging panel of Strictly royalty, Bruno Tonioli, Craig Revel Horwood and head judge Len Goodman, with world-renowned ballerina Darcey Bussell returning for her second year on the show. Stars Rod Stewart and Jessie J will also perform their latest singles, and The Strictly Champions of 2012 - Olympic gymnast Louis Smith and Flavia Cacace - return to perform their celebrated Charleston to really give this year’s celebrities insight into just what is ahead of them!

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Friday Friday Frida 06:00 ............................Breakfast 09:15 .................. Rip Off Britain 10:00 ................... Homes Under the Hammer 11:00 ...............Don't Get Done, Get Dom 11:45 ..................Plan it, Build it 12:15 ....................Bargain Hunt 13:00 ............BBC News at One 13:30 ......... BBC London News 13:45 .............................. Doctors 14:15 ......................... Perfection 15:00 ............................Escape to the Country 15:45................................ Wanted Down Under 16:30............... Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 17:15 ............................ Pointless 18:00 ........ BBC News at Six 18:30 .... BBC London News 19:00 ...........The One Show 19:30 ..............Nigel Slater's Dish of the Day 20:00................. EastEnders 20:30 .................... Celebrity MasterChef After six weeks of gruelling challenges, the three finalists are tasked with presenting a faultless three-course meal.

They must prove to judges John Torode and Gregg Wallace they have what it takes to be crowned Celebrity MasterChef champion by demonstrating their passion and creativity with their dishes. Which of this year's finalists is the true cooking star, and who is worthy of a place in the Celebrity MasterChef hall of fame? Who will join the ranks of previous winners including Nadia Sawalha, Matt Dawson, Liz McClarnon, Jayne Middlemiss, Lisa Faulkner, Phil Vickery and Emma Kennedy? Only one competitor can be crowned Celebrity MasterChef 2013.

06:55 .............Don't Get Done, Get Dom

06:00........................... Daybreak

07:40 ............... Plan it, Build it

09:25 ........................ The Jeremy Kyle Show

Buildings of Importance.

Series following homeowners as they apply for planning permission and hopefully, build their dream extensions.

Today's show looks at listed buildings. Is it possible to extend and adapt listed buildings or are they simply a historic headache? A very determined couple attempt to turn a grade two star listed building into a beautiful family home. The Crown House in Hastings is an abandoned pub, but if Pete and Janine Rich can get permission for change of use, from commercial to residential, they will take the first step in a quite remarkable transformation. Joel Griggs has sunk all his savings into a most unusual project: he wants to create a crime museum in Hastings. Joel's museum will be located in caves behind a grade two listed facade. He is confident he can make the business a success - but only if he gets planning permission to erect a large sign on the front of his listed building.

08:30 ..............................Lorraine

10:30 .................... This Morning 11:25............................ ITV News 11:30.................... This Morning 12:30.................. Star Treatment 13:30 .............................ITV News and Weather 14:00 ............Storage Hoarders 15:00 ..................Secret Dealers 16:00 .............Long Lost Family

08:10 ................... The A to Z of TV Cooking 08:55 ..........................F1: Grand Prix Practice 10:35 ......................A to Z of TV Gardening 11:00 ........................BBC News 11:30 ...........BBC World News 12:00 .......... The Daily Politics 13:00 ................. F1: Grand Prix Practice 14:35................................. Coast 15:00 ...... Great British Menu 15:30 ............ Talking Pictures 16:15............................. How We Built Britain 17:15 ....Antiques Roadshow 18:00 .................Eggheads

Davina McCall and Nicky Campbell help people who are desperate to find long-lost relatives.

Since finding out at the age of six that the man he called 'dad' was not his biological father, James Kynoch has been looking for his biological dad. They have been apart for 35 years and James is desperate to make contact.

48-year-old grandmother Lisa Nortcliff learned at the age of 10 that the woman she believed to be her older sister was in fact her mother, and that her father was a young fashion photography student who was forbidden from seeing her mother again when the pregnancy was discovered.

Ever since, Lisa has wondered about this mysterious man, but she has never managed to find him.

17:00 ..........................The Chase 18:00 ...... ITV News London 18:30............. ITV News and Weather 19:00 ................ Emmerdale 19:30.World Cup Qualifier England v Moldova. The first of two vital qualifiers for next year's World Cup in Brazil. The big test in Ukraine lies ahead, but first on the agenda is tonight's game against Moldova at Wembley.

The two sides met last September in Chisinau when England eased to a 5-0 win. Roy Hodgson will be hoping for more goals and another three points to stay in contention at the top of group H. Adrian Chiles is joined in the studio by Roy Keane, Lee Dixon and Gareth Southgate, and commentary comes from Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend.

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choice

21:00 ................. Big School

18:30 ......................Flog It!

21:30..... Mrs. Brown's Boys

19:00...............Athletics

22:00........ BBC News at Ten

21:00 ..........Natural World

22:25..... BBC London News

22:00.............................. QI

22:35.... Would I Lie to You?

22:30 ............... Newsnight

23:05 ......................... Fallen

22:50 .................. World Cup Qualifier Highlights

23:05 ............ The Tempest

23:50........... River Monsters

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CW

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22:10.......... ITV News at Ten

World Cup qualifying live 2014: England v Moldova ITV1, 19.30

Adrian Chiles introduces live coverage of England’s World Cup qualifier against Moldova at Wembley.

After beating Scotland 3-2 in their first international of the season, England return to competitive action with a crucial World Cup qualifier against the team which is second-bottom of Group H. Roy Hodgson’s men started their qualifying campaign with an emphatic 5-0 victory in Moldova in September 2012, and will be hoping for more of the same. Moldova managed to draw 1-1 with Poland in Chisinau and may be hoping for a repeat performance.

The match is the first of four vital games facing England as they look to take a huge step towards securing qualification for the World Cup in Brazil next year.

Joining Adrian in the studio at Wembley are Lee Dixon, Roy Keane and Gareth Southgate, while commentary comes from Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend.

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ay Friday Friday 6th September 06:10.....................Children's TV 07:35 ................. Will and Grace 08:00 .................................Frasier 09:00 .............Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 .....The Big Bang Theory 11:00 ...Undercover Boss USA 12:00 .............. Channel 4 News Summary 12:05.............................. Hugh's 3 Good Things 12:35...Kirstie's Vintage Gems 12:50............'Pimpernel' Smith 15:10...................... Countdown 16:00............... Deal or No Deal 17:00...... Come Dine with Me 18:00 ............The Simpsons 18:30................... Hollyoaks 19:00........ Channel 4 News 20:00 ............... Four Rooms 21:00 .............Secrets of the Pickpockets 22:00...............Alan Carr: CW Chatty Man choice 23:05 .........Paul Chowdhry: What's Happening White People?

06:00 ..............................Brainiac: Science Abuse 07:00........................ The Middle 07:30........................ The Middle 08:00........................ The Middle 08:30........................ The Middle 11:00 .....................................Glee 12:00 .....................................Glee 15:00 ...................Stargate SG-1 17:00................ Modern Family 18:00 ...................Futurama 18:30 ............The Simpsons 19:30 ............. The Simpson 20:00 ..........Modern Family 20:30 ..........Modern Family 21:00 ..........Modern Family 22:00 ................A League of Their Own 23:00.................. Don't Sit in the Front Row 23:30....................... Trollied

06:00.....................Children's TV

06:00 ........................Emmerdale

06:00....................... Trawlermen

06:00............................ Switched

08:50........Bananas in Pyjamas

06:55 ................... Life's Funniest Moments

06:25.......................Booze Patrol Australia

06:20...................................90210

07:25 ........................ The Jeremy Kyle Show USA

06:50 ......................Booze Patrol Australia

07:50..............Made in Chelsea

08:10 .....You've Been Framed!

07:15 ............................ Sky Cops

08:40 ...................... Dinner Date

08:00 ........................ Emergency Bikers

09:00 ........................ Tickety Toc 09:15 ..............The Wright Stuff 11:10 ............ Cowboy Builders 12:10 .........5 News Lunchtime 12:15 .... Celebrity Big Brother 13:15 ............... Meerkat Manor 13:45 ...................... Neighbours 14:15 ...................The Mentalist 15:15 ........................Dead Lines

09:40 ..... The Real Housewives of New York City 10:35 ..... The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

09:00 ................................The Bill 10:00................................ The Bill 11:00...................... Booze Patrol Australia

17:00 .......................5 News at 5

11:30 ..................The Millionaire Matchmaker

17:30 ...................... Neighbours

12:30........................ Emmerdale

14:00 ...................... Doctor Who

18:00 ......... Meerkat Manor

13:00........................ Emmerdale

15:20...................... Doctor Who

18:30 ............Newstalk Live

13:30................... Life's Funniest Moments

17:00.......... Beverly Hills Pawn

19:00 ........Cricket: England V Australia 20:00...............Construction Squad: Operation Homefront 21:00..................... Celebrity Big Brother

14:00...The Jeremy Kyle Show

18:00............... Booze Patrol Australia

16:10 ..... The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

19:00......Emergency Bikera

17:05..... The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

21:00 .......... Boston's Finest

18:00 ............... Dinner Date

22:30...............Celebrity Big Brother's Bit on the Side

19:00....You've Been Framed!

23:55...... Inside Hollywood

22:15..............The Break-Up

06:00 ........Nothing to Declare

07:00 ................... Radical Highs 07:10.................... Amazon with Bruce Parry 08:00 ...........The Gadget Show 09:00 .............................Top Gear 11:00 ................ Massive Moves 12:00 ..................... Ace of Cakes 13:00............................. Top Gear 15:00 ................ Massive Moves 16:00 ..................... Ace of Cakes 17:00............................. Top Gear 18:00 .................... Top Gear 19:05 ................Have I Got a Bit More News for You 20:00 ........Storage Hunters 21:00 ................Have I Got a Bit More News for You 22:00........... Russell Howard Live: Dingledodies 23:15...........Mock the Week 23:55........... Have I Got a Bit More News for You

08:00 ........................Emergency Animal Rescue 09:00 ....... Emergency Abroad 10:00 ................Criminal Minds 12:00............. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 13:00 ............. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 14:00 ................Criminal Minds 16:00 ........................Emergency Animal Rescue 17:00 ....... Emergency Abroad 18:00.......................Nothing to Declare 19:00 ........CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 20:00 ........UK Border Force 21:00.......................... Nikita 22:00 ........The Mob Doctor 23:00......................... Bones

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12:40 ...................... Doctor Who

20:00...... Miss Congeniality

20:00................ Traffic Cops 22:00 ......... Motorway Cops 23:00 .............. Booze Patrol Australia 23:30 .............. Booze Patrol Australia

06:00 ...........................Love/Lust 07:00 ..........................................ER 08:00 .......Star Trek: Enterprise 09:00 .......................Blue Bloods 10:00 ..........................................ER 11:00 .......................Blue Bloods 12:00 .......Star Trek: Enterprise 13:00 ..................................House 14:00 ..................................House 15:00 .......................Blue Bloods 16:00 .........Friday Night Lights 17:00 ..........................................ER 18:00......................... House 19:00 .........................House 20:00 ............... Blue Bloods 21:00 ....................Mad Men 22:00..................... The Wire 23:15............. House of Lies 23:50 ............The Following

07:05.......................... Ugly Betty 08:50..................................Scrubs 09:15.... Rules of Engagement 09:45...................................90210 10:40.......................... Ugly Betty 11:35............................ Charmed 12:35............................Hollyoaks 13:05........................... How I Met Your Mother 14:05................................ Scrubs 15:05........................... Charmed 16:00.... Rules of Engagement 17:00...How I Met Your Mother 18:00....The Big Bang Theory 19:00................... Hollyoaks 19:30....................How I Met Your Mother 20:00....The Big Bang Theory 20:30....................How I Met Your Mother 21:00........ Days of Thunder 23:10....The Big Bang Theory

06:00................. Good Morning Sports Fans 07:00 ..................Good Morning Sports Fans 08:00 ..................Good Morning Sports Fans 09:00 .............. Barclays Premier League World 09:30 ....................... The Fantasy Football Club 10:30 ........European Tour Golf 12:30 .............. Barclays Premier League World 13:00 .....................................FL72 14:00 ............................. Ringside 15:00 .............. Barclays Premier League World 15:30 ....................... The Fantasy Football Club 16:30 ............. U.S. Open Tennis 23:30 ................The Fantasy Football Club

W C choice Athletics BBC2, 19:00

Diamond League Brussels. Gabby Logan introduces live coverage of the last Diamond League meeting of the season from the King Baudouin Stadium in Brussels.

It is the finale to the 14-leg series which began in Doha in May and has since visited Shanghai, New York, Rome and London.

With double points on offer in Belgium, many of the world's top athletes will be present as they attempt to win the lucrative Diamond Race for their event.

Jamaican sprint star Usain Bolt, who has won the 100m race in Brussels the last two years, is set to compete once again and is sure to be the star attraction after his gold medal success at the World Championships in Moscow.

Alan Carr: Chatty Man Channel 4, 22:00

In tonight's episode, Alan is joined by Hollywood movie stars Jamie Foxx and Channing Tatum who talk about their new movie White House Down. David Walliams drops in to talk about his new sitcom Big School, Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer give us the lowdown on their latest series of Location, Location, Location; plus there's an exclusive first TV performance from the newly reformed original Sugababes line up MKS who perform their debut single Flatline live in the studio.

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Saturday Saturday S 06:00 ............................Breakfast

06:00 ................ This is BBC Two

10:00... Saturday Kitchen Live

06:40 ........................... F1: Grand Prix Practice

11:30 .................Football Focus 12:00 ..........................BBC News

08:20 ........................... F1: Grand Prix Practice

12:10.............F1: Grand Prix CW Qualifying choice 09:55 ........................... F1: Grand Suzi Perry introduces live qualifyPrix Practice ing action from Monza. Built in 1922, the iconic Italian circuit has held all but one of the country's Grands Prix since 1949. Twelve months ago, Lewis Hamilton, then driving for McLaren, continued his hot pace from practice to secure pole position ahead of his team-mate and compatriot Jenson Button. Felipe Massa gave the red-clad Ferrari supporters something to cheer about by securing third. Paul di Resta qualified fourth on a fine day for the British drivers but was ultimately demoted to ninth because of a gearbox penalty.

14:30 ................... Homes Under the Hammer 15:30.................... Bargain Hunt 16:15............................ Escape to the Country 17:00 ...................... That Puppet Game Show 17:40 ..........................BBC News 18:00 ....................Pointless 18:50 ............. Strictly Come Dancing 20:10..........The National CW Lottery choice

07:10 ............................ Canimals

12:15.............. Caribbean Food Made Easy

07:25................................... Sooty

12:45...................... Indian Food Made Easy

07:50 .................... Horrid Henry

13:15 .......................... University Challenge 13:45 ..........Exploring China: A Culinary Adventure Cookery series in which Ken Hom and Ching-He Huang travel across China, taking in her food, people, history and culture. In the final leg of their culinary adventure across China, Ken and Ching make an emotional return to their ancestral homes, the climax of their entire journey, before reuniting for their final meal in Hong Kong. They start first in the dim sum capital Guangzhou to explore the birthplace of Cantonese cuisine, the food most familiar to the west, before heading their separate ways. Ching travels across the south China sea to Taiwan where her food journey began at her grandmother's knee, while Ken cooks for relatives he hasn't seen for more than 23 years.

17:00 ...................Natural World 18:00............. Dragons' Den 19:00................ Dad's Army

21:20................... Last Night of the Proms 22:55..... Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow

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06:50 ............................Dino Dan

11:30 .......................... The A to Z of TV Cooking

16:15 .................................Flog It!

21:00 .................. BBC News

06:35 ............................Dino Dan 07:00 ............................ Canimals

15:45.................... Urban Jungle

Bonus Ball

06:10 ........................Matt Hatter Chronicles

11:10...............The Sky at Night

14:45......................... Wild China

Saturday Numbers for er are: 7th Septemb

06:00 ...................Babar and the Adventures of Badou

19:30 ..............Last Night of the Proms 21:05.......... Mock the Week 21:35.............................. 360 Film drama with Anthony Hopkins and Jude Law. Need, greed, temptation and fascination prevail as, around the globe, assorted people find physical and emotional connections in unexpected places. Director: Fernando Meirelles Starring: Lucia Siposová, Gabriela Marcinkova, Johannes Krisch, Danica Jurcová, Jude Law, Peter Morgan

23:20..... An Unfinished Life

07:15 ............................ Canimals 07:35......................... Fish Hooks 08:00 ................................Bottom Knocker Street 08:15 ................................Bottom Knocker Street 08:30 ...................... Dinner Date 09:25........Saturday Cookbook 10:20......... Murder, She Wrote 11:20.................. Saturday Farm 12:20. ITV News and Weather 12:25 ...........................The Dales Adrian Edmondson presents the documentary series about life in the Yorkshire Dales. In the third episode, estate agent Brian Carlisle hosts an open day as he tries to sell Catrigg Force waterfall in Ribblesdale. With an asking price of £35,000 will he be able to seal a deal? Then there is a visit to Ingleborough Cave where caving enthusiasts Jude Onions and Johnny Latimer are having their wedding blessed underground.

Ade also meets talented tenyear-old Daisy Watkiss, Britain's youngest radio DJ, who hosts her own weekly show on community station Drystone Radio.

Ade is Daisy's special guest and she quizzes him for advice about a career in showbusiness.

12:55 ........ Midsomer Murders 14:50 ...........Mr Bean's Holiday 16:30 ......................The X Factor 17:30........... ITV News London 18:00 ............... You've Been Framed!

18:30 .............Stepping Out 20:00 ...............The X Factor 21:00 ..................... Through the Keyhole 22:00..................... ITV News 22:15.............Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Formula 1: Italian Grand Prix Qualifying BBC1, 12.10

Suzi Perry introduces live qualifying action from Monza.

Built in 1922, the iconic Italian circuit has held all but one of the country’s Grands Prix since 1949. Lewis Hamilton, then driving for McLaren, continued his hot pace from practice 12 months ago to secure pole position ahead of his team-mate and compatriot Jensen Button.

Felipe Massa gave the red-clad Ferrari supporters something to cheer about by securing third. Paul di Resta qualified fourth on a fine day for the British drivers but was ultimately demoted to ninth because of a gearbox penalty. Ben Edwards and David Coulthard provide the commentary.

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Saturday Saturday 7th September 06:00 .........The Treacle People 06:10 ........................ The Hoobs 06:35 .............British Rallycross 07:00............. Mobil 1 The Grid 07:30 .......................... FIM World Superbikes 2013 08:00 ...........The Morning Line 09:00 .................................Frasier 09:30 .................................Frasier 10:00............. Everybody Loves Raymond 10:30 .............Everybody Loves Raymond 11:00 .....The Big Bang Theory 12:00 .................. The Simpsons 12:30 ............. Undercover Boss Australia 13:30 ........... Channel 4 Racing 16:10...... Come Dine with Me 18:45......... Channel 4 News 19:05.... Double Your House for Half the Money 20:00......Grand Designs CW choice 21:00.....................Insidious 23:05........... Don't be Afraid of the Dark

06:00.....................Children's TV 08:25 ..........Angelina Ballerina 08:45 ...................... Rupert Bear 09:00................ Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom 09:15.................................. Toby's Travelling Circus 09:25 .... Roary the Racing Car 09:40 ........................Jelly Jamm 10:00 ................Power Rangers: Megaforce 10:35............................ Slugterra 11:00 ...........Inside Hollywood 11:05 .... Celebrity Big Brother 12:30 ....Highland Emergency 13:00....... The Hotel Inspector 14:00.......... Columbo: Ransom for a Dead Man 16:00 .................. The Way West 18:20........North Sea Hijack 20:00 .......5 News Weekend 20:05 ........................... NCIS 22:00...Celebrity Big Brother 23:00...............Celebrity Big Brother's Bit on the Psych

06:00 ............Coronation Street Omnibus

06:10 ...................... Doctor Who

06:00 ........................... Switched

07:10 ................................The Bill

06:20 ........................Being Erica

08:15........................ Emmerdale Omnibus

08:00................................ The Bill

07:05 .............. Charlie's Angels

09:00................................ The Bill

07:50 .........Gok's Style Secrets

10:00.................................The Bill

08:50........... Make it or Break it

11:00 ..................Outnumbered

09:50......................... Ugly Betty

11:40 ..................Outnumbered

10:45................................ Scrubs

12:20 ..................Outnumbered

11:15 .................................Scrubs

13:00...................... Booze Patrol Australia

11:45 .................................Scrubs

13:30...................... Booze Patrol Australia

13:10 ........................... Charmed

11:10 ..........................Girlfriends Emma Willis hosts the second series of the hit dating show.

Three single ladies - Ruby, Sophia and Mellissa - are living together in a luxury home, embarking on a series of dating scenarios with their selected potential suitors.

The girls offer each other support and encouragement as they get to know more about the men they have chosen. This episode, the girls go on group dates where they spend a whole day with each of their four remaining guys, as well as getting the chance to size up the other girls' dates.

14:00.......................Booze Patrol Australia

12:10 ....................The Hot Desk

16:00 ............................ Sky Cops

16:00 ... Rules of Engagement

12:20 ......................The X Factor

17:00 ......10 Things You Didn't Know About Avalanches

17:30 ..........The Mindy Project

19:00 ............... Who Do You Think You Are?

19:00 ..............Suburgatory

13:25 ................ The Xtra Factor 14:25......You've Been Framed!

16:35 ...................Small Soldiers 18:45........................ Twister 21:00 ..........The Xtra Factor 22:00 ...........Celebrity Juice 22:45 ...............The X Factor 23:50 ..........The Xtra Factor

19:30 ...................How I Met Your Mother

22:00 ................ Traffic Cops

20:30 ......... Happy Endings

23:00............... Booze Patrol Australia

21:00................ Lake Placid

23:30 .............. Booze Patrol Australia

06:00 ...........................Love/Lust

08:00... RSPCA Animal Rescue

07:10 .......................... Meat Men

07:00 ...............Micro Monsters

07:00 .............................. Seinfeld

09:00.........................Emergency Animal Rescue

07:35.......................... Meat Men

08:00 ....................The Mortified Sessions

09:30 ........................Emergency Animal Rescue

10:00 ..............Storage Hunters

10:00 .......................Soccer A.M.

14:00 ....................Fat: The Fight of My Life

12:00............... World Wrestling Entertainment Superstars 13:00 .......................................Spy 14:30 ................. Harrow: A Very British School 15:30............................Futurama 18:00 ............The Simpsons 20:00................ A League of Their Own 21:00 ........A Touch of Cloth 22:00 .................Cop Squad 23:00 ................. Road Wars

13:00 ................................. Obese

15:00................ Four Weddings 16:00 .......Britain and Ireland's Next Top Model 17:00........ Nothing to Declare 17:30 ........Nothing to Declare 18:00... Nothing to Declare 19:00................. The Best of Nothing to Declare 20:00 ................Elementary 22:00.................. CSI: Miami 23:00........... Unforgettable

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08:00 .............................Top Gear 11:00 ..........Lizard Lick Towing

09:00........................... Inside the Actors Studio

12:00 ......................The World of Stupid Criminals

10:00 ........................... Inside the Actors Studio

12:30 ......................The World of Stupid Criminals

12:00 ..........................................ER

13:00 .............................Top Gear

14:00 ..........................................ER

15:00 ..............Storage Hunters

15:00 .......................Blue Bloods

16:00 ...............Motorway Cops

16:00 .......................Blue Bloods

17:00 .............................Top Gear 19:00 ........Storage Hunters 20:00........... Have I Got a Bit More News for You 21:00 ........... Not Going Out 21:40 ........... Not Going Out 23:40 ..................Red Dwarf

18:00 ...The Big Bang Theory

21:00 ......... Motorway Cops

07:00 ...............................Carpool

11:00 ........... Sun, Sea and A&E

15:05 ... Rules of Engagement 15:35 ... Rules of Engagement

06:00.........Nothing to Declare

09:00 ..........................Sky Sports Game Changers

14:05 ..................................90210

15:00 ............................ Sky Cops

06:00 ........................ Emergency Animal Rescue 08:00 ................... Making David Attenborough's Micro Monsters

12:10 .....................................Glee

13:00 ..........................................ER

18:00.... Friday Night Lights 19:00.... Friday Night Lights 20:00 ........................ Smash 21:00 .......... The Newsroom 22:15 ............. Ray Donovan 23:25 ..................Boardwalk Empire

22:40....The Big Bang Theory 23:40......The Inbetweeners

06:00 .........................FIFA Futbol Mundial 06:30..................... International Football Round-up 08:00 ....................... The Fantasy Football Club 09:00 .............. Game Changers Darren Campbell and Di Dougherty host a fun show with games and challenges to help get children involved in sport. Top names including David Beckham will make regular appearances.

10:00 ....................... Soccer A.M. 12:00 .............................. Football M K Dons v Swindon Town. MK Dons take on Swindon Town at Stadium mk in this Sky Bet League One clash. Goals from Mathias Doumbe and Ryan Lowe gave the Dons the points when the teams last met.

14:30............................. Ringside 15:30 ............. U.S. Open Tennis 17:00 ............. U.S. Open Tennis

W C choice The National Lottery BBC1, 20:10

Nick Knowles hosts the big-money quiz where three pairs of players build up a prize fund of up to ÂŁ100,000.

But only one pair will get the chance to try to break the safe and win the cash. With the money there for the taking, they just have to know when to take it. It's a test of knowledge, precision timing and how well the players really know each other. In this edition, a mother and son are up against two work colleagues and a couple, all of whom think they are the ones to break the safe.

Includes the National Lottery draws presented by John Partridge, with Thunderball, Lotto and Lotto Plus 5 results.

Grand Designs Channel 4, 20:00

Kevin McCloud returns with a new series of the popular property show. Gwyn and Kate were desperate for more space for their growing family and had set on building a traditional new house for themselves. But their plans changed when they fell for a decaying classic 1920s cinema in the heart of their home town of Thorne in South Yorkshire.

With little knowledge of either restoration or building, they boldly set about renovating and extending this wreck to make a family home.

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Sunday Sunday Sund 06:00 ............................Breakfast

06:00 ................Desert Passage

09:00 .......................The Andrew Marr Show

07:00 .........They Live By Night

06:00.................. Babar and the Adventures of Badou

08:30........... Around the World in 80 Gardens

06:10 ....................... Matt Hatter Chronicles

09:30 ....................... Beechgrove Garden

06:35 ........................... Dino Dan

10:00 ................................Sunday Morning Live 11:00 ................... Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 ..........................BBC News 12:10.............F1: Grand Prix

CW choice

Italy. Suzi Perry presents live coverage of the Italian Grand Prix at Monza. The British and Italian Grands Prix are the only two races to have been held every year since the Formula 1 Championship began in 1950. Lewis Hamilton won his first Italian Grand Prix last year with a dominant display from start to finish. He took the chequered flag ahead of Sergio Perez, who rose from 12th to 2nd thanks to a clever race strategy. Fernando Alonso took the final podium place in his Ferrari, ahead of team-mate Felipe Massa. Italy has held the honour of hosting Europe's last race of the Formula 1 season since 2008. Commentary by Ben Edwards and David Coulthard.

15:15 ...... Victoria Wood's Nice Cup of Tea 16:15 ............................Escape to the Country 17:00 ................Songs of Praise 17:35 ........................Britain's Big Wildlife Revival

10:00 .............Saturday Kitchen Best Bites

18:35 .................. BBC News

11:30 .................. The Incredible Spice Men

19:00 ................ Countryfile

12:00 ............ What to Eat Now

20:00..................... Antiques Roadshow

12:30 .........................EastEnders Omnibus

21:00 ...........What Remains

14:25 ...................................Coast

Drama series. Len begins to uncover the hidden truths behind the fragile lies of the residents of Number 8. Each one is reluctant to acknowledge Melissa, and is hiding secrets from the outside world. Melissa's intimate relationship with a damaged neighbour is revealed. Did the fallout from this liaison play a part in her death?

When Len is rocked by a personal tragedy it is up to Vidya and Patricia to follow a new lead, which forces the resident to admit the truth. With so many secrets, can Len discover the truth in time? And can he really cope with the tangled web he has woven?

14:45................................. Sailing: America's Cup 15:30..............................Burghley Horse Trials 17:30 ................................ Flog It! 18:30................. Iolo's Great Welsh Parks 19:00 ................... The Great British Bake Off

06:50 ........................... Dino Dan 07:00 ............................Canimals 07:10 ............................Canimals 07:15 ............................Canimals 07:25 .................................. Sooty 07:35 ........................ Fish Hooks 07:50 ....................Horrid Henry 08:00 ..............Bottom Knocker Street 08:15 ..............Bottom Knocker Street 08:30 ................ Country House Sunday 09:25 ...................Ade in Britain 10:20 .........Murder, She Wrote 11:20 ............................ITV News and Weather 11:35 ........................... Columbo 13:35 ......................Dinner Date 14:35..................... The X Factor Dermot O'Leary presents another instalment of the UK's biggest singing competition as Gary Barlow, Louis Walsh, Nicole Scherzinger and Sharon Osbourne hit the road once again in search of talent. The show has made a return to closed room auditions, with successful auditionees at this stage going on to perform in front of a 4,000-strong audience at Wembley Arena. Only then will they learn if they have made it through to the tough Boot Camp stage.

15:40............................ Big Star's Little Star 16:45.............. Land of the Lost 18:30.................... ITV News London 18:45............. ITV News and Weather

20:00 ............ Dragons' Den

19:00 .....Coronation Street

22:25................... Room 101

20:00 .............. The X Factor 21:00...............The Story CW of the Jews choice 21:00............................ Vera 23:00............. ITV News and 22:00 .......................... QI XL Weather 22:45 .................Blackadder

23:05............... That Puppet Game Show

the Third

23:15.... The Unforgettable...

23:15 ......................... Shifty

23:45 ......Rugby Highlights

22:00 .................. BBC News

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In the Beechgrove Garden it's time to be pruning hedges. Jim shows how to prune a range of hedges, from the straightforward cotoneaster to the more challenging elevated pleached lime.

Meanwhile, George and Carole are planting a hedge of purple flowering nepeta to replace the ex-lavender hedge with a similar look, but hopefully more hardy disposition. George and head gardener Jane are in the show vegetable polytunnel unveiling the monster vegetables within... they hope. Carole visits Ian Alexander's Birken Cottage garden near Inverurie. This is a steeply sloping garden of just under an acre and is packed with plants.

The garden rises from a wet streamside gully and woodland, past sunny terraces and a small parterre to dry flowering banks.

George also visits Alison Ramcharran in Coldingham, Berwickshire. She lives right on the coast and would like to know how to plant a living windbreak with native shrubs and trees to withstand sea and salt spray.

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day Sunday Sunday 8th September 06:10......................... The Hoobs 06:35...................Ironman 2013 07:05......... American Football 08:00 .............Everybody Loves Raymond 08:30................................. Frasier 09:00 .................................Frasier 09:30 ................Sunday Brunch 12:30................................ The Big Bang Theory 12:55 ................................The Big Bang Theory 13:25.................. The Simpsons 13:55 .................. The Simpsons 14:25............Bugsy Malone

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16:15......... Location, Location, Location 17:20 ............................. Stardust 19:40......... Channel 4 News 19:55........The Political Slot 20:00....... The Rise of Hitler 21:00 ...............Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy 23:30 ................... Alan Carr: Chatty Man

06:00 .........The Hour of Power 07:00 .....................................Glee 09:00 ...........................Futurama 10:00 ...............World Wrestling Entertainment Superstars 11:00 ............ WWE Experience 12:00 .......................................Spy 13:30 ..................One Direction: One Day 14:00 ...........................Futurama 16:00.................Modern Family 18:00 ........... One Direction: One Day 18:30............ The Simpsons 19:00................ Moone Boy 19:30 ............The Simpsons 20:00 .......... Harrow: A Very British School 21:00 ........A Touch of Cloth 22:00 .................... Chickens 22:30....................... Trollied

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06:00.....................Children's TV 09:10 ......................... Milkshake!

Show Songs 09:15 .................................. Toby's Travelling Circus 09:30 .... Roary the Racing Car 09:4........................5 Jelly Jamm 10:00 ..........The Mr Men Show 10:15 ................Power Rangers: Samurai 10:50 ............................Slugterra 11:10 ......................Monkey Life 11:40..... Celebrity Big Brother 12:40 ........... Celebrity Bb Bots: Rylan's Supersized Sunday 13:40 .......................Sabrina, the Teenage Witch 15:25 .......................Pocahontas 17:00 ....................... White Fang 19:00 ........Cricket: England V Australia 20:00 .... Once Upon a Time 20:55 .......5 News Weekend 21:00 .................... Celebrity Big Brother 22:00 ....... Mr. & Mrs. Smith

06:00 ........Nothing to Declare 06:30 ........Nothing to Declare 07:00 ........Nothing to Declare 07:30 ........Nothing to Declare 08:00 .............. Drop Dead Diva 09:00 ..................Downsize Me! 10:00 ....... Emergency Abroad

06:00 ..............Elephant Diaries

06:00........................... Switched

06:30.................. Outnumbered

06:20......... Gok's Style Secrets

06:25 ........................ Emmerdale Omnibus

07:00 ..................Outnumbered

07:15 .......... Make it or Break it

09:05 .........................Coronation Street Omnibus

07:30 ..................Outnumbered

08:00 ......................... Ugly Betty

08:00.......................... Sanctuary

08:55 .................................Scrubs

09:00.......................... Sanctuary

09:25 .................................Scrubs

10:00 ...........Junior Masterchef Australia

09:55 .......Hollyoaks Omnibus

11:00 ...Booze Patrol Australia

13:30 ........................... Charmed

06:00 .......................You've Been Framed!

11:50 ......America's Got Talent 14:50 ......................... Babe 2: Pig in the City 16:40 ......................The X Factor 17:45 ................ The Xtra Factor 18:50...............Dragonheart

11:30 ...Booze Patrol Australia 12:00 ...Booze Patrol Australia

21:00 ..........The Xtra Factor

12:30 ...Booze Patrol Australia

22:00........ The Big Reunion: On Tour

15:20 ....................... Traffic Cops

New three-part series. Pop bands 5ive, Atomic Kitten, Blue, 911, B*Witched, Honeyz and Liberty X hit the comeback trail earlier in 2013 as part of ITV2's The Big Reunion, resulting in a sell-out arena tour of the UK and Ireland which took place during May. The cameras returned to catch all the backstage gossip, fun, tears, tantrums and meltdowns during the 14-date tour as the groups performed for over 100,000 adoring fans.

14:00 ...............Motorway Cops

18:20 ...The Big Bang Theory

19:00 ............... Who Do You Think You Are? 20:00................ Who Do You Think You Are? 21:00 ................ Traffic Cops

19:15 .....................New Girl 19:45 ....................The Devil Wears Prada 22:00 ................. Rude Tube 23:00 .....The Inbetweeners 23:35........... Don't Trust the B---- In Apartment 23

22:00 ......... Motorway Cops

07:00 ...............Later Live... with Jools Holland

06:00 ........................... Inside the Actors Studio

06:00 ................... Football Gold

07:30 ...............Later Live... with Jools Holland

07:00 ...........................Love/Lust

06:45 ................... Football Gold

08:00 ................................... Crash

08:30 .............................. Seinfeld

08:30 ................................... Crash 09:00 .............................Top Gear 10:00 .............................Top Gear

23:20 ................ Traffic Cops

08:00 .............................. Seinfeld 09:00 ........................... Inside the Actors Studio

14:00 ......................... Red Dwarf

12:00 ..........................................ER

14:40 ......................... Red Dwarf

13:00 .............................Mankind

16:00 ........Nothing to Declare

15:20 .......................................... QI

17:00 ..................... Chicago Fire

16:00...............Storage Hunters

14:00 ............. Richard E Grant's Hotel Secrets

18:00 .............. Chicago Fire

16:30 ..............Storage Hunters

20:00 .............Fat: The Fight of My Life

18:00..................... Top Gear 19:00 ...........................QI XL

21:00 ......................... Nikita

22:00 .......... Have I Got a Bit More News for You

23:00 .............Supernatural

17:50..... The Big Bang Theory

23:00 ..............American Pie Presents Band Camp

11:00 ..........................................ER

22:00............. Supernatural

15:55 .......................... How I Met Your Mother

18:00 .................... Dynamo: Magician Impossible

13:00 ...............Motorway Cops

15:00 .........................Britain and Ireland's Next Top Model

15:25 .......................... How I Met Your Mother

17:20 ..........The Mindy Project

11:00 ..............Storage Hunters

14:00 ................Four Weddings

14:25 ..................................90210

16:00...... 10 Things You Didn't Know About Avalanches

10:00........................... Inside the Actors Studio

11:00 ....... Emergency Abroad

12:30 .....................................Glee

23:00........................... QI XL

15:00 .......................Blue Bloods

06:15 ................... Football Gold 2009 Premier League - Man Utd 4-3 Man City. A chance to relive the top-flight clash between Manchester United and Manchester City at Old Trafford from the 2009/2010 season. This high-scoring game was decided by an injury-time winner.

07:00 .....................................FL72 07:30 .............. Game Changers Darren Campbell and Di Dougherty host a fun show with games and challenges to help get children involved in sport. Top names including David Beckham will make regular appearances.

17:00......... Friday Night Lights

08:30........................ The Sunday Supplement

18:00.... Friday Night Lights

09:30 .................................Cricket

20:00.......................... Vegas

19:00........ Ashes Memories

21:00 .......Game of Thrones

19:30 ....... U.S. Open Tennis

23:30 ..... Angels in America

21:30 ....... U.S. Open Tennis

W C choice The Story of the Jews BBC1, 21:00

Among Believers. Simon Schama's series continues with the story of medieval Jews struggling to preserve their identity-and sometimes their lives--under the rule of Christianity and Islam. Whether labelled 'Christ-killers' by the Christians or 'dhimmi' (non-Muslim citizens of an Islamic community) by the Muslims, diaspora Jews built new lives and invented new ways of being Jewish in exile in the face of discrimination, blood-libels and persecution interspersed with periods of tolerance, protection and peaceful co-existence.

This episode offers a vivid portrait of Jewish bankers, merchants, doctors, poets and artists flourishing in Lincoln, Cordoba, Venice and Cairo and tells the story of their mass expulsion from Spain in 1492.

Bugsy Malone Channel 4, 14:25

Alan Parker's BAFTAwinning 30s gangster pastiche, featuring an all-juvenile cast, stars Scott Baio as Bugsy Malone, a boxer recruited to Fat Sam's mob. Sam is in the middle of a battle with Dandy Dan, whose gang have a new splat gun that distributes immoblising custard pies. Bugsy's task is to get hold of these weapons.

Formula 1: Italian Grand Prix BBC1, 12.10

Suzi Perry presents live coverage from Monza ahead of the Italian Grand Prix.

The historic event, along with the British Grand Prix, are the only two races to have been held each year since the Formula One Championship began. Lewis Hamilton won his first Italian Grand Prix last year with a dominant display from start to finish. He took the chequered flag ahead of Sergio Perez, who rose from 12th to second thanks to a clever race strategy. Fernando Alonso took the final podium place in his Ferrari, ahead of team-mate Felipe Massa.

Italy has held the honour of hosting Europe’s last race of the Formula One season since 2008. Ben Edwards and David Coulthard provide the commentary.

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Monday Monday M 06:00 ............................ Breakfast

06:00................ This is BBC Two

CW 06:05 ................... Homes Under 09:15 ...................Rip Off Britain choice the Hammer 10:00 ................... Homes Under the Hammer

11:00 ............... Street Patrol UK 11:45 ..................Plan it, Build it

Jamie’s Money Saving Meals Channel 4 has renewed its product placement partnership with leading food brand Uncle Ben’s with their products set to appear in Jamie’s Money Saving Meals.

Uncle Ben’s Rice will feature in various recipes across the 6 x 30 minute series. They will also be sponsoring the show in which Jamie will share the restaurant trade’s money-saving secrets in order to inspire the nation into eating well without breaking the bank.

The partnership was arranged by Zenith Optimedia, Fresh One and Channel 4.

Research carried out in February by BDRC Continental and Channel 4 revealed that the product placement of Uncle Ben’s rice in Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals positively shifted television viewers’ perceptions of the brand and resulted in a significant increase in spontaneous purchase intent. The research confirms that Product Placement works on an implicit level and normalises brands, making them feel more familiar, adding realism and ultimately improving top of mind recall.

Laura Cottrell, Partnership Business Manager AFP/PP, Channel 4 said: “We are delighted to be renewing our product placement partnership Uncle Ben’s, the brand has reaped the benefits of product placement and this is further evidence of Channel 4’s commitment to ensuring this evolving business continues to grow” Uncle Ben’s have also developed an extensive in-store campaign to further extend the reach of the sponsorship and product placement partnership with Jamie’s new Channel 4 series.

Protecting the Neighbourhood.

Series following homeowners as they apply for planning permission and, hopefully, build their dream extensions. Getting permission to extend in a conservation area can prove extremely problematic. Roland Cain has bought a flat but cannot get the planning permission he desperately wants to open up his attic.

He plans to spend £40,000 to create an extra bedroom so his son can visit from university, but getting permission for an extended dormer window is proving a headache. Meanwhile, the O'Reillys live in an area of outstanding natural beauty. Their home has fantastic views over the High Weald in Hastings, but they need planning permission to extend one corner of the house and incorporate an outside bedroom. Carol Boydell from Hastings Planning Office loves the area, but will she grant the allimportant planning permission?

It's a nail-biting wait.

12:15.................... Bargain Hunt 13:00 ............BBC News at One 13:30 ..........BBC London News 13:45 ...............................Doctors 14:15 ..........................Perfection 15:00 ............................Escape to the Country 15:45 ............................... Wanted Down Under 16:30 ............... Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 17:15 .............................Pointless 18:00......... BBC News at Six 18:30 .....BBC London News 19:00 ........... The One Show 19:30 .................. Inside Out 20:00 .................EastEnders 20:30..............Panorama

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21:00 ......... Motorway Cops

22:00 ........BBC News at Ten 22:25 .....BBC London News 22:35....... Child of Our Time 23:35.......Live at the Apollo

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07:05............... Don't Get Done, Get Dom 07:50...................Plan it, Build it

08:20...................... The A to Z of TV Cooking

06:00 ........................... Daybreak 08:30 ..............................Lorraine 09:25 ........................ The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30.................... This Morning 11:25............................ ITV News 11:30 .................... This Morning

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09:05........... Restoration Home

12:30............Loose Women

10:05.............. Robbed, Raided, Reunited

13:30............................. ITV News and Weather

10:35 .....................................Click

14:00 ............Storage Hoarders

11:00 .......................... BBC News 11:30 ..............BBC World News

15:00 ............................. The Alan Titchmarsh Show

12:00 .............The Daily Politics

16:00 ....................Tipping Point

13:00 ...................... Mastermind

17:00 ..........................The Chase

13:30 ................................ Sailing: America's Cup

18:00....... ITV News London

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14:15 ................................... Coast

18:30 ............. ITV News and Weather

14:20 ......... Great British Menu

19:00 ................ Emmerdale

14:50 .......................Animal Park

19:30 ..... Coronation Street

15:35............... Talking Pictures

20:00 .............. Countrywise

16:15 ......How We Built Britain 17:15 ..............Cash in the Attic 18:00 .....................Egghead 18:30...................Flog it!

Trade Secrets

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19:00 ....... The Hairy Bikers' Best of British The bikers continue their culinary journey through time as they celebrate British food. There was a time when the British pub was pretty much a male-only establishment and food, at best, was a bowl of nuts and some pork scratchings. Today most British pubs depend on the income from food and some dishes have become pub classics. The bikers explore the history behind the boom in pub food and snacks and recreate mouthwatering dishes that would make any publican proud.

20:00................... University Challenge 20:30.............The Incredible Spice Men 21:00.............Robert Peston Goes Shopping 22:00......The Sarah Millican Television Programme 22:30.................. Newsnight 23:20.....................The Story of the Jews

20:30 ..... Coronation Street 21:00 .................Doc Martin Comedy drama series about the famously curmudgeonly GP. Martin and Louisa invite the chairman of her school's board of governors for dinner, but the evening ends in disaster.

After taking offence at Martin's diagnosis of her skin problem, the new nanny walks out. PC Penhale phones Radio Portwenn for relationship advice, then goes on a charm offensive to win friends. Starring: Martin Clunes, Caroline Catz, Eileen Atkins, Ian McNeice, Joe Absolom, John Marquez.

22:00.......... ITV News at Ten 22:35................... Benidorm 23:05...................... Through the Keyhole Celebrity Juice star Keith Lemon presents a brand new version of the classic game show. Let loose to rummage around three mystery celebrities' houses, Keith unearths clues to the identities of the famous owners. Using their powers of observation and the assistance of the studio audience, can the all-star panel guess whose home it is? Regular panellist Dave Berry is joined this week by chat show legend Jonathan Ross and actress and TV presenter Denise Van Outen.

Loose Women ITV1, 12.30

Loose Women returns to ITV for a new series with honest, opinionated chat and thought-provoking debates.

Every weekday at 12.30pm-1.30pm, the loose-lipped ladies will discuss the hot topics of the day from political issues to the latest showbiz gossip.

Plus celebrity guests including Alan Carr, Martin Clunes and Rylan Clark will appear on the show to share their news, views and join in the fun.

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Monday Monday 9th September 06:10......................... The Hoobs 07:00...Hugh's 3 Good Things 07:15............. According to Jim 07:40 ................. Will and Grace 08:00 .................................Frasier 09:05 .............Everybody Loves Raymond 10:05......The Big Bang Theory 11:00....Undercover Boss USA 12:05.............................. Hugh's 3 Good Things 12:40...Kirstie's Vintage Gems 12:55 ................... Father Goose 15:10....................... Countdown 16:00................Deal or No Deal 17:00 ...... Come Dine with Me 18:00 ............The Simpsons 18:30 .................. Hollyoaks 19:00 ........ Channel 4 News 20:00 ...........Jamie's Money Saving Meals 20:30 .............. Gadget Man 21:00 .................... Blackout 22:40 .................... Ramsay's Hotel Hell 23:35 ...................Educating Yorkshire

06:00.....................Children's TV

06:00 ........................Emmerdale

06:15 ..............Elephant Diaries

08:35................................... Toby's Travelling Circus

06:25 ...........Coronation Street

06:40 ... Walk on the Wild Side

08:50........Bananas in Pyjamas

07:25 ........................ The Jeremy Kyle Show USA

07:10....................... Traffic Cops

09:00......................... Tickety Toc

08:10 .....You've Been Framed!

09:15 ..............The Wright Stuff

09:00.................................The Bill

08:40 ...................... Dinner Date

11:10 ............ Cowboy Builders

10:00................................ The Bill

09:40 ..... The Real Housewives of New York City

11:00 .................. 1-800-Missing

10:35 ..... The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

13:00 ...........Emergency Bikers

12:10..........5 News Lunchtime 12:15.... Celebrity Big Brother 13:15............. Home and Away 13:45 ...................... Neighbours 14:15 ................................CSI: NY 15:05 ..... Rosamunde Pilcher's Shades of Love 17:00 .......................5 News at 5 17:30...................... Neighbours 18:00........ Home and Away 18:30 ............Newstalk Live

11:30 ..... The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 12:30 ........................Emmerdale 13:00 ...........Coronation Street 14:00......................... The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:10 ..... The Real Housewives of Vancouver

08:00 ................... Covert Affairs

12:00 ...Booze Patrol Australia 14:00 ................... Bondi Rescue 14:30 ................... Bondi Rescue 15:00 ........ Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 16:00....................... Traffic Cops 17:00 .......... Beverly Hills Pawn 17:30 .......... Beverly Hills Pawn 18:00 .............. Booze Patrol Australia

06:00 ........................... Switched 06:25 ..................................90210 07:05 ......................... Ugly Betty 07:50 .............Made in Chelsea 08:45 .................................Scrubs 09:15.... Rules of Engagement 09:45...................................90210 10:40 ......................... Ugly Betty 11:35 ........................... Charmed 12:35 ...........................Hollyoaks 13:05...How I Met Your Mother 14:00..................................Scrubs 15:00............................ Charmed 16:00.... Rules of Engagement 17:00...How I Met Your Mother 18:00...The Big Bang Theory 19:00................... Hollyoaks 19:30....................How I Met Your Mother 20:00......................New Girl 20:30 .... The Mindy Project 21:00..........................90210 22:00 ............... Don't Blame Facebook 23:00......... 8 Out of 10 Cats 23:50 ...The Big Bang Theory

19:00...... Hustling America

17:05.................. The Millionaire Matchmaker

20:00.... Police Interceptors

18:00................ Dinner Date

21:00..................... Celebrity Big Brother

19:00.......................... You've Been Framed!

22:00........ Under the Dome

20:00 ...............The X Factor

23:00...............Celebrity Big Brother's Bit on the Side

21:00............... Knocked Up 23:40 ................. Girlfriends

23:00 ............ Frozen Planet

06:00...............................Brainiac: Science Abuse

06:00 ........Nothing to Declare

07:00 ................... Radical Highs

06:00 ...........................Love/Lust

06:30 ........Nothing to Declare

07:15 ......................... Shark Tank

07:00 .....................................Glee

07:00 ..........................................ER

08:00 ...........The Gadget Show

08:00 .....................................Glee

08:00 ........................Emergency Animal Rescue

08:00 .......Star Trek: Enterprise

09:00 ...........................Futurama

09:00 ....... Emergency Abroad

09:00 ..........................Hardliners

09:00 .......................Blue Bloods

09:30 ...........................Futurama

10:00 ................Criminal Minds

10:00 .............................Top Gear

10:00 ..........................................ER

10:00 .......... NCIS: Los Angeles

12:00 ............. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

11:00 ....................... Traffic Cops

08:00................. Good Morning Sports Fans

11:00 .......................Blue Bloods

12:00 .....................Three Men in Another Boat

09:00 .................................Cricket

12:00 .......Star Trek: Enterprise

10:00 ............. U.S. Open Tennis

13:00 ..................................House

11:00 .......................................NFL

14:00 ..................................House

12:00 .......................................NFL

15:00 .......................Blue Bloods

13:00 ............. U.S. Open Tennis

16:00 .........Friday Night Lights

14:00 .................................Cricket

17:00 ..........................................ER

15:00 ......The Fantasy Football Club Highlights

11:00.......... NCIS: Los Angeles 14:00................... Hawaii Five-0 15:00 ...................Stargate SG-1 16:00....................Stargate SG-1 17:00 ................Modern Family 17:30 ................Modern Family 18:00 ...................Futurama 18:30 ............The Simpsons 20:00 ................A League of Their Own

14:00 ................Criminal Minds 16:00 ........................Emergency Animal Rescue 17:00....... Emergency Abroad 18:00...................... Nothing to Declare 19:00 ..........Four Weddings 20:00..... Britain and Ireland's Next Top Model

13:00..............................Top Gear 15:00........................ Traffic Cops 16:00 .....................Three Men in Another Boat 17:00 .............................Top Gear 19:00 ................ Traffic Cops 20:00 .................... Top Gear 21:00........................... QI XL

21:00..............Fat: The Fight of My Life

22:00.....Would I Lie to You?

22:00 .........................Arrow

22:00..............Harley Street

23:00 .........................Arrow

23:00..........................Bones

23:20................... Have I Got News for You

21:00....... Kick Ass Kung Fu

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22:40.......... Mock the Week

19:00 ..... Emergency Bikers 20:00 ................ Beauty and the Beast 21:00............... Do No Harm 22:00 .... Dynamo: Magician Impossible

18:00 .........................House 20:00...................... Seinfeld 21:00........... The Newsroom 22:15............. House of Lies 22:50......................... Weeds 23:25 ................... Curb Your Enthusiasm

06:00 ..................Good Morning Sports Fans 07:00................. Good Morning Sports Fans

15:30.............. Game Changers 16:30.............. U.S. Open Tennis 17:30 ..................... Soccer A.M. The Best Bits 18:30 ........................... FL72 19:30 ..................... Football 21:45....... U.S. Open Tennis

W C choice Panorama BBC1, 20:30

Locked Up and Ill. Current affairs. There is a crisis in police cells across the country, and it is not to do with crime, according to senior officers. The police say they regularly have to detain mental health patients who should be dealt with by psychiatric professionals. The problem is so bad that police estimate it takes twenty five per cent of their time. With exclusive access to police custody, reporter Paul Kenyon discovers a world of self-harm and suicide attempts which is stretching police to their limits. But he also spends time in a mental health unit, where they say police are dealing with fewer mental health patients than they used to. Nevertheless, one of the UK's most senior police officers tells Panorama that enough is enough: it is time the police refused to detain any at all, and got on with their job of tackling crime.

Flog it! Trade Secrets BBC2, 18:30

Something for Nothing. Who loves a bargain more than Paul Martin and the Flog It! experts? This shows some of the lucky finds that have earned their owners big money including an exquisite Italian necklace, hidden away for years.

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World Cup qualifying live 2014: Ukraine v England ITV1, 19.15 Adrian Chiles introduces live coverage of England’s crucial World Cup qualifier against Ukraine in the Olympic Stadium, Kiev.

Ukraine’s 4-0 win away to Montenegro in June threw Group H wide open and has increased the pressure on England as Roy Hodgson’s team chase the one automatic qualification place for the World Cup Finals next summer.

England were held to a 1-1 draw by Ukraine when the sides met at Wembley Stadium a year ago, but a goal by Wayne Rooney did earn England a 1-0 victory in Ukraine during Euro 2012.

Studio guests Lee Dixon and Roy Keane. Commentators Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend.

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Tuesday Tuesday Tu 06:00 ............................Breakfast 09:15 .................. Rip Off Britain 10:00 ................... Homes Under the Hammer 11:00 ...............Street Patrol UK 11:45 ..................Plan it, Build it Out of the Ordinary. Series following homeowners as they apply for planning permission and, hopefully, build their dream extensions.

Planners have pretty much seen it all, but occasionally an application lands on their desk that takes them by surprise. In this episode, one young couple wants permission to set up a dog hydrotherapy centre, and another couple wants to build where no-one else would dare. Both applications have significant financial repercussions.

The dog hydrotherapy centre is an investment that could yield real returns, and the couple building their dream house could end up with a million-pound finished property. There are problems in the form of a great crested newt and a lapsed application, but both couples prove that when it comes to planning, persistence pays.

12:15 ....................Bargain Hunt 13:00 ............BBC News at One 13:45 .............................. Doctors 14:15......................... Perfection 15:00 ............................Escape to the Country 15:45 ............................... Wanted Down Under A British family is given the chance to experience the reality of living in Australia before deciding whether to make the move for good. Lucy McGrath experienced life down under back in her single days, and returning has always been her dream. But her partner Lee has big worries about leaving behind the people and places they love at home in Scotland. And with finances looking tight, they have a week in Brisbane to decide if Australia is a dream they can share - and afford.

16:30................ Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 17:15 ............................ Pointless 18:00......... BBC News at Six 19:00 ...........The One Show 19:30 ................ EastEnders 20:00 ..................Holby City 21:00 ................. New Tricks 22:00........ BBC News at Ten 22:35...... Child of Our Time

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06:00................ This is BBC Two

06:00 ........................... Daybreak

06:05 ................... Homes Under the Hammer

08:30 ..............................Lorraine

07:05 ............... Street Patrol UK

09:25......................... The Jeremy Kyle Show

07:50 ..................Plan it, Build it

10:30 .................... This Morning

08:20 ..................... The A to Z of TV Cooking

11:25............................ ITV News

09:05 ........................Britain's Big Wildlife Revival

12:30 .................. Loose Women

10:05 .............. Robbed, Raided, Reunited 10:35 ........................... HARDtalk 11:00 .......................... BBC News 11:30 ..............BBC World News 12:00 .............The Daily Politics 13:00 ...................... Mastermind

11:30.................... This Morning 13:30 .............................ITV News and Weather 14:00 ............Storage Hoarders 15:00 ............................. The Alan Titchmarsh Show Join Alan for his daily chat show, with guests including Coronation Street's Catherine Tyldesley and animal experts The Barking Blondes, who have solutions to common pet problems.

13:30 ...........................The Super League Show

16:00.................... Tipping Point

14:15 ......... Great British Menu

17:00 ..........................The Chase

14:45 .......................Animal Park

18:00 ...... ITV News London

15:45 ............... Talking Pictures 16:15...... How We Built Britain

18:15 ............. ITV News and Weather

17:15 ..............Cash in the Attic

18:45 ................ Emmerdale

18:00 ...................Eggheads 18:30 ........................ Flog it!

Trade Secrets 19:00........ The Hairy Bikers' Best of British

Nicola has to decide whether to accept Steve's indecent proposal.

Zak tries to talk some sense into Amy over her visiting Kyle. Ali realises just how serious Ruby is about having a baby.

20:00 ................... The Great British Bake Off 21:00 ............ The Midwives This episode looks at the work of the midwives at Saint Mary's Hospital, Manchester, who help mums and dads through high risk pregnancies or cases where mums and their babies need extra special care. Featuring the specialist midwives who run the diabetes clinic, who help an expectant mother monitor her condition and prepare for a major complication immediately after birth. Also featured is the triage unit, where midwife Heather and the cardiac team rushes to help an expectant mother whose congenital heart condition places her and her baby in extreme risk.

Finally, the programme visits the specialist antenatal clinic where midwife Charlotte checks up on pregnant Paralympian Sophie and monitors the development of her unborn child.

22:00 ......The Culture Show 22:30.................. Newsnight 23:20............ Mum and Dad are Splitting Up

19:15..............World Cup CW Qualifier choice Ukraine v England. Adrian Chiles introduces live coverage of England's crucial World Cup qualifier against Ukraine in the Olympic Stadium, Kyiv. England were held to a 1-1 draw by Ukraine when the sides met at Wembley last year, but a goal by Wayne Rooney did earn England a 1-0 victory during Euro 2012. With studio guests Lee Dixon and Roy Keane, and commentary from Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend.

22:10 ................ ITV News at Ten and Weather 22:45 .................. World Cup Qualifier Highlights 23:50............. In Plain Sight

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uesday Tuesday 10th September 06:00 .........The Treacle People 06:10......................... The Hoobs 07:00 .. Hugh's 3 Good Things 07:05 ............ According to Jim 07:35 ................. Will and Grace 08:00 .................................Frasier 09:05 .............Everybody Loves Raymond 10:05 .....The Big Bang Theory 11:00 ...Undercover Boss USA 12:00 .............. Channel 4 News Summary 12:05...Hugh's 3 Good Things 12:35...Kirstie's Vintage Gems 12:50............ The Professionals 15:10....................... Countdown 16:00................Deal or No Deal 17:00....... Come Dine with Me 18:00.............The Simpsons 18:30 .................. Hollyoaks 19:00......... Channel 4 News 20:00.... Double Your House for Half the Money 21:00..................Top Boy CW choice 22:00 .............Secrets of the Pickpockets 23:05 ................... Bouncers

06:00.....................Children's TV

06:00 ........................Emmerdale

08:45 .........Milkshake Monkey 08:50 .......Bananas in Pyjamas

23:00...............Celebrity Big Brother's Bit on the Side

22:20............Celebrity Juice

06:00 ..............................Brainiac: Science Abuse 07:00 .....................................Glee

06:00 ........................... Switched

06:25 ...........Coronation Street

06:00 ...............................Walk on the Wild Side

06:50 ...........Coronation Street

06:25.............. Elephant Diaries

07:05......................... Ugly Betty 07:50..............Made in Chelsea

09:15 ..............The Wright Stuff

07:25......................... The Jeremy Kyle Show USA

07:15....................... Traffic Cops 08:00................... Covert Affairs

08:45 .................................Scrubs

11:10............ Cowboy Builders

08:10 .....You've Been Framed!

09:00 ................................The Bill

09:15... Rules of Engagement

12:10......... 5 News Lunchtime

08:40...................... Dinner Date

11:00 .................. 1-800-Missing

09:45.................................. 90210

12:15 .... Celebrity Big Brother

09:40 ..... The Real Housewives of New York City

12:00....Booze Patrol Australia

10:40 ......................... Ugly Betty

13:00 ...........Emergency Bikers

11:35 ........................... Charmed

10:35..... The Real Housewives of Vancouver

14:00................... Bondi Rescue

12:35 ...........................Hollyoaks

11:30...................The Millionaire Matchmaker

14:30................... Bondi Rescue 15:00 ........ Extreme Makeover: Home Edition

13:05........................... How I Met Your Mother

09:00 ........................ Tickety Toc

13:15 .............Home and Away 13:45...................... Neighbours 14:15......................... CSI: Miami 15:05 ..... Rosamunde Pilcher's Shades of Love 17:00 .......................5 News at 5

12:30........................ Emmerdale

06:20 ..................................90210

14:05 .................................Scrubs

16:00 ....................... Traffic Cops

15:05 ........................... Charmed

17:00 .......... Beverly Hills Pawn

16:00.... Rules of Engagement

18:00............... Booze Patrol Australia

17:00...How I Met Your Mother

19:00 ..... Emergency Bikers

19:00 .................. Hollyoaks

20:00 ............... Doctor Who 21:00............ Frozen Planet

19:30 ...................How I Met Your Mother

22:00................. Perception

20:30....The Big Bang Theory

23:00 .............. Booze Patrol Australia

21:00 .....................New Girl

23:05..............Billy Madison

23:30 .............. Booze Patrol Australia

22:00 ........World's Greatest Body Shockers

06:00 ........Nothing to Declare

07:00 ................... Radical Highs

06:00 ...........................Love/Lust

06:30 ........Nothing to Declare

07:15 ......................... Shark Tank

07:00 ..........................................ER

08:00 ...........The Gadget Show

08:00 .......Star Trek: Enterprise

08:00 ....................... The Middle

08:00 ........................Emergency Animal Rescue

09:00 .......................Blue Bloods

08:30........................ The Middle

09:00........... Sun, Sea and A&E

08:30 ...........The Gadget Show 09:00 .............................Top Gear

10:00 ................Criminal Minds

10:00 ..........................................ER

09:00........... NCIS: Los Angeles

10:00............................. Top Gear

11:00 ................Criminal Minds

11:00....................... Blue Bloods

11:00 ....................... Traffic Cops

12:00 ............. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

12:00 .....................Three Men in Another Boat

12:00 .............................Star Trek: Enterprise

14:00 ................Criminal Minds

13:00 .............................Top Gear

14:00 ..................................House

16:00 ...................Stargate SG-1

16:00 ........................Emergency Animal Rescue

15:00 ....................... Traffic Cops

15:00 .......................Blue Bloods

17:00 ................Modern Family

17:00 ........... Sun, Sea and A&E

17:30 ................Modern Family

18:00.... Nothing to Declare

16:00 .....................Three Men in Another Boat

16:00 ...................................Friday Night Lights

18:00 ...................Futurama

18:30.... Nothing to Declare

17:00 .............................Top Gear

17:00 ..........................................ER

18:30 ............The Simpsons

19:00.................Elementary

19:00 ................ Traffic Cops

18:00..........................House

20:00 ..........Modern Family

20:00...................Elementar

20:00 ........Storage Hunters

19:00 .........................House

21:00.........A Touch of Cloth

21:00........... Unforgettable

21:00........................... QI XL

20:00 .................... Mankind

22:00 ................. Road Wars

22:00............ Unforgettable

23:00.......... Mock the Week

21:00 ........................ Awake

23:00 ........The Mob Doctor

22:00 ............. Ray Donovan

23:00 .........................Arrow

23:40 ...................... The Rob Brydon Show

06:00...................Good Morning Sports Fans 09:00..................................... FL72 10:00............. U.S. Open Tennis 11:00...... The Fantasy Football Club Highlights 11:30 ......... Football's Greatest 12:00............... The Footballer's Football Show 13:00............. U.S. Open Tennis 14:00..................................... FL72 15:00 ......The Fantasy Football Club Highlights 15:30......................................FL72 16:30............. U.S. Open Tennis 17:30................... Football Gold 18:00.............. Football Asia 18:30 ....... U.S. Open Tennis 19:30 ..................... Football 22:00 ............ Football Gold 22:30 ....... U.S. Open Tennis

10:00 .......... NCIS: Los Angeles 13:00 ................... Hawaii Five-0 14:00................... Hawaii Five-0 15:00....................Stargate SG-1

17:30 ...................... Neighbours

13:00........... Coronation Street

18:00........ Home and Away

14:00...The Jeremy Kyle Show

18:30............ Newstalk Live

16:10 .............................. The Real Housewives of Vancouver

19:00............... Monkey Life 19:30.................... Highland Emergency 20:00 ...............Born to Kill?

21:00 ....................... CSI: NY 22:00...Celebrity Big Brother

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17:05...................The Millionaire Matchmaker 18:00................ Dinner Date 19:00....You've Been Framed!

20:00..................Fool's Gold

13:00 ..................................House

23:10 ............ The Sopranos

18:00....The Big Bang Theory

21:30 ......... Happy Endings

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Top Boy Channel 4, 21:00

The fourth and final part of Ronan Bennett's original drama, an honest and gripping rendition of inner-city life set in a world we think we know, but rarely see or understand.

Dushane and Sully have resumed an uneasy partnership. A showdown is looming with a violent Albanian gang and police crank up the pressure on Kayla. Solicitor Rhianna is representing Kayla and warns Dushane that she is likely to talk to the police. Cornered and running out of time, Dushane is compelled to take drastic action. Following Vincent's brutal attack on Ra'Nell, Lisa is forced to turn to Dushane for help. Gem's father, Mr Mustapha has decided to deal with Vincent in his own way. Discovering a novel entrance into the Albanians' warehouse, Sully and Dushane prepare an attack to retrieve the stolen drugs - a plan which leads to shocking and tragic consequences. Starring: Ashley Walters, Lorraine Burroughs, Benedict Wong.

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Wednesday

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06:00 ............................ Breakfast

06:00........................... Daybreak

09:15 ...................Rip Off Britain

06:00 ................... Homes Under the Hammer

10:00 ................... Homes Under the Hammer

07:00................ Street Patrol UK 07:45 ..................Plan it, Build it

09:25......................... The Jeremy Kyle Show

11:00 ............... Street Patrol UK

08:15 ..................... The A to Z of TV Cooking

10:30..................... This Morning

09:00........... Wild Shepherdess with Kate Humble

11:30 .................... This Morning

11:45 ..................Plan it, Build it

The Wipers Times BBC2, 21.00 A one-off 90-minute factual drama, based on a true story and is a tribute to the resilience of the human spirit in the face of overwhelming adversity.

In the bombed-out ruins of Ypres in 1916, Captain Fred Roberts and Lieutenant Jack Pearson discover a printing press and see it as a perfect opportunity to take the men’s minds off “the attentions of Messrs Hun and Co” by creating a satirical newspaper to raise the spirits of the soldiers.

They call it The Wipers Times, as that is how the soldiers pronounced ‘Ypres’.

The paper’s jokes, pastiches and spoofs, which Roberts and his sub-editor Lieutenant Pearson write, prove hugely popular with soldiers - though not entirely with their superior officers, who see the paper as an act of insubordination and subversion. They call for the paper to be banned, but the paper continues to print for another two years, in which time the original press is blown up by shellfire and the regiment is moved around the battlefields of Flanders.

The writers’ comic intervention provides an extraordinary antidote to the horror and the mayhem around them. And the poetry which floods into the paper gives a poignant expression to the deep feelings of loss.

Roberts and Pearson are decorated for bravery and suddenly the War is over. The armistice is greeted with weary disappointment that there is no climax to hostilities. Roberts goes on to pursue his dream of working for a newspaper, but can he succeed?

Harvest 2013 BBC2, 20.00 Right across our countryside it’s Harvest Time and Gregg Wallace and Philippa Forrester are down on the farm revealing the results of this year’s harvest as it comes in.

This is the spectacular climax of the farming year, when fortunes are won or lost in the attempt to put food on our plates. Our farmers have spent all year carefully tending their crops helped by the very latest science, but they are still completely at the mercy of our fickle weather. Can they put a disastrous 2012, the coldest spring for 50 years and a scorching July behind them and work their magic to bring in a bumper crop?

In the first episode we visit the fertile fenland of Lincolnshire, the vegetable capital of Britain. Gregg Wallace, a former greengrocer, and Philippa Forrester, science expert and home grower, join farmer Andrew Burgess at the start of the main potato harvest to see the struggle to grow, and gather in potatoes - still our favourite vegetable.

They discover how the massive potato harvesters must treat them as delicately as eggs otherwise bruises will ruin the crop. Gregg and Philippa also experience how broccoli is picked and packed in minutes using the amazing broccoli ‘Field Factory’ - the only one of its kind in Britain.

Food fanatic Stefan Gates explains some of the incredible science behind food production, in Kent Philippa explores Britain’s biggest greenhouse where tomatoes can be harvested year round, and in Scotland Gregg reveals a revolutionary new approach to growing baby veg.

For the first time on TV, the series will reveal an early Harvest report for the UK, which will give an indication of which crops are likely to be the winners and losers in 2013. Have potatoes managed to recover from the washout of 2012 when the crop was down by a third and prices spiralled.

How did the cold spring have a surprising impact on our broccoli supply, and what has the record heat wave done to sales of salad? Harvest 2013 tells the story of food through the high and lows of a remarkable year of weather.

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Adding Extra Features. Series following homeowners as they apply for planning permission and, hopefully, build their dream extensions. The British are extremely proud of their homes. It is very rare to move into a new home and feel everything is perfect - there are always adjustments we want to make to fit our homes to our needs. In Hastings, the Brett family want a self-contained teenage den in the garden and a Juliet balcony. In Dulwich, Nitin Nagpaul is spending £350,000 to renovate his entire house, but there is a late addition - a big family conservatory that will complete his vision. So how much will their changes end up costing? Crucially, will the changes boost the value of the homes?

And will the planners allow such idiosyncratic additions?

12:15.................... Bargain Hunt 13:00 ............BBC News at One 13:30 ..........BBC London News 13:45 ...............................Doctors 14:15.......................... Perfection 15:00 ............................Escape to the Country 15:45 ............................... Wanted Down Under 16:30 ............... Put Your Money Where Your Mouth IS 17:15............................. Pointless Quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths of their general knowledge to come up with the answers no-one else can think of. Presented by Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman.

18:00 .........BBC News at Six 19:00 ........... The One Show 19:30 .............. Rip Off Food 20:00................. EastEnders 21:00...........Who Do You CW Think You Are? choice 22:00 ........BBC News at Ten 22:25 .....BBC London News

10:00................................. Flog it!

Trade Secrets 11:00 .......................... BBC News 11:30 ............................ The Daily Politics 13:00 ...................... Mastermind 13:30 ................................ Sailing: America's Cup 14:15 ................................... Coast 14:20 ....................................Great British Menu

08:30 ..............................Lorraine

11:25............................ ITV News 12:30 .................. Loose Women 13:30............................. ITV News and Weather 14:00 ............Storage Hoarders Aggie MacKenzie meets two more hoarders in an attempt to get them to downsize. In London, Roli gets help to clear her hoard and discovers some surprising news about an old music box, while Sharn is challenged to reduce her collection of ornamental dragons which are threatening to take over her entire house.

14:50 .......................Animal Park

15:00 ............................. The Alan Titchmarsh Show

15:35 ............... Talking Pictures

16:00.................... Tipping Point

16:15 .............................. How We Built Britain

17:00.......................... The Chase

17:15 ..............Cash in the Attic

18:30 ............. ITV News and Weather

18:00 ...................Eggheads

18:00...... ITV News London

18:30 ........................ Flog it!

Trade Secrets

19:00................. Emmerdale

19:00 ....... The Hairy Bikers' Best of British

20:00 .................... Big Star's Little Star

20:00.........Harvest 2013

21:00 .............. Whitechapel

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Vegetables: 'The Goodness of the Earth'. Across the British countryside it is harvest time.

Gregg Wallace and Philippa Forrester are down on the farm revealing the results of 2013's harvest as it comes in. This is the spectacular climax of the farming year, when fortunes are won or lost in the attempt to put food on our plates. Farmers have spent all year carefully tending their crops helped by the very latest science, but they are still at the mercy of our fickle weather. In this first episode Gregg and Philippa visit the fertile fenland of Lincolnshire, the vegetable capital of Britain. They join farmer Andrew Burgess at the start of the main potato harvest, and they also see how broccoli is picked and packed in minutes using the 'field factory', the only one of its kind in Britain.

CW

22:35 .............. The National Lottery Stars

21:00........Wipers Times

23:20..............Sliding Doors

23:20 ............ The Midwives

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22:30 ................. Newsnight

19:30 ..... Coronation Street

Crime drama series featuring bizarre and macabre murders with a historical precedent. A connection to a 16th century murder seems to confirm that someone is killing witches in Whitechapel, but the investigation is impeded when a link to present-day espionage attracts the attention of the security services. Chandler is on the case, only for it to appear that there may be a malign influence at the very heart of the team.

The station pulsates with unexplained phenomena, and even Miles starts to ask questions. Is anywhere truly safe, and who or what is behind the evil that seems to be surfacing all around?

Starring: Rupert Penry-Jones, Philip Davis, Steve Pemberton, Sam Stockman, Ben Bishop, Hannah Walters.

22:00................. ITV News at Ten and Weather 22:35 .........Great Night Out 23:35.......... James Nesbitt's Ireland

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Wednesday

11th

06:10 ............................The Hoobs

06:00.....................Children's TV

06:00 ........................Emmerdale

07:00.... Hugh's 3 Good Things

08:35 ................................. Toby's Travelling Circus

06:25 ................ The Xtra Factor

September 06:00 ...............................Walk on the Wild Side 06:25 ..............Elephant Diaries

08:50........Bananas in Pyjamas

07:25 ........................ The Jeremy Kyle Show USA

09:00........................ Tickety Toc

08:10 .....You've Been Framed!

07:15....................... Traffic Cops

09:15 ..............The Wright Stuff

08:40 ...................... Dinner Date

08:00 ................... Covert Affairs

09:05 ................Everybody Loves Raymond

11:10 ............ Cowboy Builders

09:40 ..... The Real Housewives of New York City

09:00 ................................The Bill

10:05........ The Big Bang Theory

12:15 .... Celebrity Big Brother

12:00....Booze Patrol Australia

11:00...... Undercover Boss USA

13:15 .............Home and Away

10:35 ..... The Real Housewives of Vancouver

12:05..... Hugh's 3 Good Things

13:45...................... Neighbours

12:35 .....Kirstie's Vintage Gems

14:15 ......................... CSI: Miami

12:50.......................... The Battle of The River Plate

15:05 .....Rosamunde Pilcher's Shades of Love

15:10 ..........................Countdown

17:00 .......................5 News at 5

16:00 ..................Deal or No Deal

17:30 ...................... Neighbours

17:00......... Come Dine with Me

18:00 ........Home and Away

07:05............... According to Jim 07:35 .....................Will and Grace 08:00 ..................................... Frasier 08:30 ..................................... Frasier

12:10 .........5 News Lunchtime

18:00 .............. The Simpsons

18:30 ............Newstalk Live

18:30 ..................... Hollyoaks

19:00...The Hotel Inspector

19:00 ...........Channel 4 News

20:00...................Nurses

20:00 .....How Not to Get Old

21:00 ....................Celebrity Big Brother

21:00 .............Grand Designs 22:00 .................The Last Leg 22:50..... Ramsay's Hotel Hell 23:50.....Itunes Festival 2013

22:00............Wentworth

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23:00 ............. Celebrity Big Brother's Bit on the Side

11:30 ..................The Millionaire Matchmaker 12:30 ........................Emmerdale 13:00 ................ The Xtra Factor 14:00...The Jeremy Kyle Show 15:05...The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:10...... The Real Housewives of Vancouver 17:05 ..................The Millionaire Matchmaker

06:50 ..............Elephant Diaries

11:00................... 1-800-Missing 13:00 ...........Emergency Bikers 14:00 ................... Bondi Rescue 15:00 ........ Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 16:00........................ Traffic Cops 17:00 .......... Beverly Hills Pawn 18:00 .............. Booze Patrol Australia 19:00...... Emergency Bikers 20:00 ................. Perception

18:00 ............... Dinner Date

21:00............... Saving Hope

19:00... You've Been Framed!

22:00........... Boston's Finest

20:00.............. Funniest Ever You've Been Framed!

23:00 .............. Booze Patrol Australia

21:00 ................. Girlfriends 22:00 .....................Hot Fuzz

23:30 .............. Booze Patrol Australia

06:00 ........................... Switched 06:20 ..................................90210 07:05 ......................... Ugly Betty 07:50..............Made in Chelsea 08:45................................ Scrubs 09:15... Rules of Engagement 09:45.................................. 90210 10:40......................... Ugly Betty 11:35 ........................... Charmed 12:35 ...........................Hollyoaks 13:05 .......................... How I Met Your Mother 14:05................................ Scrubs 15:00 ........................... Charmed 16:00... Rules of Engagement 17:00 .......................... How I Met Your Mother 18:00........................ The Big Bang Theory 19:00 .................. Hollyoaks 19:30 ...................How I Met Your Mother 20:00 ............She's the Man 22:05 ................. Rude Tube 23:05 ............Ricky Gervais: Science

06:00 ..................Good Morning Sports Fans

06:00 ..............................Brainiac: Science Abuse

06:00 ........Nothing to Declare

07:00 ................... Radical Highs

06:00 ...........................Love/Lust

06:30 ........Nothing to Declare

07:15 ......................... Shark Tank

07:00..................................... Glee

07:00 ..........................................ER

08:00 ........................Emergency Animal Rescue

08:00 ..............Storage Hunters

08:00 .......Star Trek: Enterprise

09:00 ........... Sun, Sea and A&E

09:00 .............................Top Gear

09:00 .......................Blue Bloods

10:00 .............................Top Gear

10:00...........................................ER

11:00 ...............Motorway Cops

11:00 .......................Blue Bloods

12:00 ..............Storage Hunters 13:00 .............................Top Gear

12:00............................. Star Trek: Enterprise

15:00 ...............Motorway Cops

13:00.................................. House

10:00...................... International Football

16:00 ..............Storage Hunters

14:00 ..................................House

11:00..................... Football Asia

17:00..............................Top Gear

15:00 .......................Blue Bloods

18:00 .................... Top Gear

16:00 ...................................Friday Night Lights

11:30..................... International Football

08:00 ....................... The Middle 08:30 ....................... The Middle 09:00 .......... NCIS: Los Angeles

10:00 ................Criminal Minds

10:00.......... NCIS: Los Angeles

12:00 ............. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

13:00................... Hawaii Five-0 15:00 ...................Stargate SG-1 17:00................ Modern Family 18:00................... Futurama 18:30 ............The Simpsons 20:00........... Harrow: A Very British School 21:00 ................A League of Their Own 22:00 .................... Chickens 22:30 .................Cop Squad 23:30 ................. Armed and Dangerous: Ultimate Forces

14:00 ................Criminal Minds 16:00 ........................Emergency Animal Rescue 17:00 ........... Sun, Sea and A&E 18:00.... Nothing to Declare 18:30.... Nothing to Declare 19:00 ........CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 20:00 .............Fat: The Fight of My Life 21:00 ........ Mount Pleasant 22:00 .............Supernatural 23:00 .............Supernatural

6th September - 12th September 2013

07:00 ..................Good Morning Sports Fans 08:00 ..................Good Morning Sports Fans 09:00..................... International Football

20:00..... Lizard Lick Towing

17:00 ..........................................ER

12:30..................... International Football

21:00 ................New Russell Howard's Good News Extra

18:00 .........................House

13:30 .................................Cricket

19:00......................... House

22:30 ...... What's the Story?

22:00 ..........Mock the Week

20:00.......................... Vegas

23:30 ........Sporting Heroes

22:40 .......... Never Mind the Buzzcocks

21:00 ............... Blue Bloods

23:20.....Would I Lie to You?

23:15 ............ The Sopranos

19:00.......... Motorway Cops

22:00........... The Newsroom

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Who Do You Think You Are? BBC1, 21:00

Celebrity genealogy series. Comedian Sarah Millican is astonished to discover that her three times great grandfather was one of the first ever divers in the world. Sarah also follows the trail of her four times great grandfather, John Malcolm, to Canada where he worked for the Hudson's Bay Company.

John was sent to a remote outpost involved in the fur trade.

Nurses Channel 5, 20:00

Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following some of the 6,500 frontline nurses of the Cardiff and Vale University Health Board, one of the busiest NHS trusts in the country. A mum-to-be is concerned when contractions begin four months early and two elderly patients face major heart surgery.

Wentworth Channel 5, 22:00

Contemporary reimagining of a classic Australian prison drama series. Bea finds herself coerced to take sides as the tensions between Jacs and Franky escalate, new governor Erica Davidson initiates changes that upset the officers, and Bea's daughter and Franky's father get more than they bargained for on their first time as prison visitors.

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Thursday Thursday T 06:00 ........................... Daybreak

09:15 ...................Rip Off Britain

06:05.................... Homes Under the Hammer

10:00 ................... Homes Under the Hammer

07:05............... Street Patrol UK 07:50 ..................Plan it, Build it

09:25 ........................ The Jeremy Kyle Show

11:00 ............... Street Patrol UK

08:20............................The A to Z of TV Cooking

10:30.................... This Morning

09:05...... Flog it! Trade Secrets

11:30 .................... This Morning

10:05 ...............Raymond Blanc: How to Cook Well

12:30 .................. Loose Women

06:00 ............................ Breakfast

11:45 ..................Plan it, Build it 12:15 .................... Bargain Hunt

Peaky Blinders BBC2, 21.00 Birmingham, 1919. Thomas Shelby is a war veteran, and head of feared gang, the Peaky Blinders. Named for their practice of sewing razor blades into the peaks of their caps, they make money from illegal betting, protection and the black market.

When he comes into possession of a crate of guns from the local arms factory, Thomas sees an opportunity to increase the gang’s power and move up in the world. Meanwhile, tough Belfast copper Chief Inspector Campbell arrives in town, tasked with the recovery of the guns by none other than Winston Churchill. Will Thomas listen to the Peaky Blinders’ family matriarch, Aunt Polly, who instructs him to ditch the weapons rather than take on the police?

At the same time Thomas incurs the wrath of his older brother, Arthur, when he stages ‘the powder trick’: a magic spell which will encourage the locals to bet on a horse. It’s the first step in fixing a race, but Thomas did it without the permission of Billy Kimber, the kingpin who runs the racetracks.

Thomas’s younger sister Ada, meanwhile, is secretly having a relationship with his former best friend and the man who saved his life in the trenches, Freddie Thorne. Freddie is a Marxist, encouraging workers to strike over their recent cuts in pay.

Like Thomas and the Peaky Blinders, Freddie and the Communists are on Chief Inspector Campbell’s list of suspects: organisations he intends to decapitate in his ruthless search for the missing guns.

13:00 ...............BC News at One 13:30 ..........BBC London News 13:45 ...............................Doctors 14:15 ..........................Perfection 15:00 ............................Escape to the Country 15:45 ............................... Wanted Down Under Series in which British families are given the chance to sample what life would be like if they moved to the other side of the world. Dylan Bowen has always loved the Australian way of life, ever since travelling there in his single days. Now happily married, he believes his dream of emigrating is big enough for two.

But for wife Lindsay, leaving her family behind would be the most painful choice of her life. They spend a week on the Gold Coast discovering whether or not their future lies down under.

16:30 ............... Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 17:15 .............................Pointless 18:00 .........BBC News at Six 18:30 .....BBC London News 19:00 ........... The One Show 19:30................. EastEnders 20:00........... Waterloo Road School-based drama. A day from hell for new science teacher Sue leads to a shady alliance with a pupil. Elsewhere, Connor leads a protest against Christine's cuts, and George introduces the school to his new Chinese teaching assistant - and wife - Princess Windsor. Director: Patrick Harkins Starring: Vanessa Hehir, Richard Mylan, Shane O'Meara, Laurie Brett, Angus Deayton, Elizabeth Tan

21:00 ............... Crimewatch 22:00 ........BBC News at Ten 22:25 .....BBC London News 22:35 ................Crimewatch Update 22:45 ........... Question Time 23:45.................... Amadeus

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Raymond Blanc believes becoming a good cook is all about mastering the basic techniques.

Raymond taught himself to be a Michelin star chef. But first, he had to understand what happens to food when you cook it different ways. Once you know what is happening when you roast, fry, poach etc then you can cook anything.

This episode is all about roasting; cooking in the dry heat of the oven using fat or oil to keep the surface of the food moist. For Raymond it is a technique that conjures up the wonderful smells of the kitchen at home. He starts his masterclass with the most traditional of British dishes, roast beef and Yorkshire pudding. Raymond cannot resist French trimming the beef, though.

Roasting is a technique that can work well with a robust fish. Raymond shows how to do it with a piece of tasty turbot on a bed of fennel. For dessert, Raymond gets very excited as he perfectly trims a pineapple before roasting it whole for a spectacular finale.

08:30 ..............................Lorraine

11:25.............................ITV News

13:30............................. ITV News and Weather 14:00 ............Storage Hoarders 15:00 ............................. The Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:00 ....................Tipping Point 17:00 ..........................The Chase 18:00...... ITV News London 18:30............. ITV News and Weather 19:00 ................ Emmerdale 19:30 ...................... Tonight 20:00 ................ Emmerdale 20:30 .......Pat and Cabbage Comedy about the lives of two funny, smart, sixty-something ladies who find themselves single for the first time in decades. After becoming addicted to an online game, Pat decides it is time she ventured back into the world of work. The family gather round to celebrate Pat's grandson Jack's birthday, but Cabbage's enthusiasm only causes trouble. Pat surprises everyone by standing up to an intimidating teen in a hoodie, while Pat's eldest daughter Helen senses a connection between Cabbage's son Dylan and her younger sister Nicola. Meanwhile, Helen's husband Jim and Dylan bond over a love of music.

10:35 ........................... HARDtalk 11:00 .......................... BBC News 12:00 .............The Daily Politics 13:00 ...................... Mastermind 13:30 ............The Weakest Link 14:15......... Great British Menu 14:45 .......................Animal Park 21:00 .................. The Guilty 15:45 ............... Talking Pictures Three-part drama set across two timelines - 2008 and the present 16:15 ........................Seven Ages day - depicting the story of a poof Britain lice detective who investigates 17:15.............. Cash in the Attic the disappearance of a young boy while coping with her own 18:00 ...................Eggheads son's autism. In part two, as Maggie digs deeper into Callum's 18:30 ........................ Flog it! disappearance, a trip to GerTrade Secrets many casts the statement of a 19:00 ....... The Hairy Bikers' key witness in a disturbing light.

Claire makes a discovery which Best of British has distressing implications.

W C 20:00.........Harvest 2013 choice Daniel comes under increasing suspicion, while an unnerving 21:00......Peaky Blinders CW choice confrontation leads Maggie to a 22:00...........Mock the Week shocking confession.

22:30 ................. Newsnight 22:00 ......... ITV News at Ten 23:20 ................... America's 22:35............ Elizabeth: The Stoned Kids Golden Age

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Thursday Thursday 12th September 06:10 ........................ The Hoobs 07:00 .. Hugh's 3 Good Things 07:05 ............ According to Jim 07:35 ................. Will and Grace 08:00 .................................Frasier 09:05 .............Everybody Loves Raymond 10:05 .....The Big Bang Theory 11:00 ...Undercover Boss USA 12:00 ...........................Channel 4 News Summary 12:05...Hugh's 3 Good Things 12:35 ..........A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 13:35 ........... Channel 4 Racing 15:30 ...................... Countdown 16:15 ...............Deal or No Deal 17:00.Come Dine with Me CW choice 18:00............ The Simpsons 18:30 .................. Hollyoaks 19:00 ........ Channel 4 News 20:0...... Location, Location, Location 21:00.....Educating Yorkshire 22:00.................... Bouncers 23:05................. Dispatches

06:00.....................Children's TV

06:00 ........................Emmerdale

08:50 .......Bananas in Pyjamas

06:25 ...........Coronation Street

09:00 ........................ Tickety Toc

06:50 ................... Life's Funniest Moments

06:25 ..............Elephant Diaries

07:25 ............... The Jeremy Kyle Show USA

07:15 ....................... Traffic Cops

06:00 ..............................Brainiac: Science Abuse 07:00................................Dog the Bounty Hunter

09:15.............. The Wright Stuff 11:10............ Cowboy Builders 12:10 .........5 News Lunchtime 12:15 .... Celebrity Big Brother 13:15 .............Home and Away 13:45...................... Neighbours 14:15 ......................... CSI: Miami 15:05 ..... Rosamunde Pilcher's Shades of Love 17:00....................... 5 News at 5 17:30 ...................... Neighbours 18:00 ........Home and Away 18:30............ Newstalk Live 19:00...................... Britain's Strangest Pets 20:00 ...... The Railway: First Great Western 21:00...Celebrity Big Brother 22:00......10 Most Annoying Things About 1995 23:00 ..............Celebrity Big Brother's Bit on the Side

08:10 .....You've Been Framed!

08:40 ...................... Dinner Date 09:40 ..... The Real Housewives of New York City 11:30.................. The Millionaire Matchmaker

06:00 ...............................Walk on the Wild Side 06:50.............. Elephant Diaries 08:00 ................... Covert Affairs 09:00 ................................The Bill 11:00.................. 1-800-Missing 12:00... Booze Patrol Australia 13:00 ...........Emergency Bikers 14:00 ................... Bondi Rescue

13:00............Coronation Street

15:00 ........ Extreme Makeover: Home Edition

13:30 ................... Life's Funniest Moments

16:00....................... Traffic Cops 17:00........... Beverly Hills Pawn

14:00...The Jeremy Kyle Show

18:00............... Booze Patrol Australia

12:30 ........................Emmerdale

16:10 ..... The Real Housewives of Vancouver 17:05 ..................The Millionaire Matchmaker 18:00............... Dinner Date 19:00....You've Been Framed!

21:00 ....... The Big Reunion: On Tour

19:00...... Emergency Bikers 20:00 .............. Saving Hope 21:00.... Dynamo: Magician Impossible 22:00 ......... Guinness World Records Gone Wild

22:00............Celebrity Juice

23:00............... Booze Patrol Australia

06:00 ........Nothing to Declare

07:00 ................... Radical Highs

06:00 ...........................Love/Lust

06:30 ........Nothing to Declare

07:15 ......................... Shark Tank

07:00 ..........................................ER

08:00 ........................Emergency Animal Rescue

08:00 ..........Lizard Lick Towing

08:00 .......Star Trek: Enterprise

09:00 .............................Top Gear

09:00........................Blue Bloods

09:00 ........... Sun, Sea and A&E

10:00 .............................Top Gear

10:00 ..........................................ER

10:00 ................Criminal Minds

11:00 ....................... Traffic Cops

11:00 .......................Blue Bloods

11:00 ................Criminal Minds

12:00.......... Lizard Lick Towing

12:00 .......Star Trek: Enterprise

12:00 ............. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

13:00 .............................Top Gear

13:00 ..................................House

15:00 ....................... Traffic Cops

14:00 ..................................House

14:00 ................Criminal Minds

16:00 ..........Lizard Lick Towing

15:00 .......................Blue Bloods

18:00................... Futurama

16:00 ........................Emergency Animal Rescue

17:00............................. Top Gear

16:00 .........Friday Night Lights

18:30............ The Simpsons

17:00 ........... Sun, Sea and A&E

18:00..................... Top Gear

17:00 ..........................................ER

19:00 ................ Traffic Cops

18:00 .........................House

20:00 ...........................QI XL

19:00 .........................House

21:00 ........... Not Going Out

20:00 .................... Mankind

21:40 ........... Not Going Out

21:00 ........................ Smash

22:20 ......................... Extras

22:00............................ Veep

23:00 ..........Mock the Week

22:35............... The Pee Wee Herman Show on Broadway

08:00 ....................... Airline USA 08:30 ....................... Airline USA 09:00 .......... NCIS: Los Angeles 13:00 ................... Hawaii Five-0 14:00 ................... Hawaii Five-0 15:00....................Stargate SG-1 17:00................ Modern Family

20:00...........Modern Family 21:00 ...................... Trollied

18:00.... Nothing to Declare

21:30 .................... Chickens

19:00.........CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

22:00 ......Common Ground

20:00...........Four Weddings

22:30 .......Kick Ass Kung Fu

21:00......... Mount Pleasant

23:30 ....................Brit Cops: Frontline Crime

22:00............ The Hand That Rocks the Cradle

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23:40 ...........................QI XL

06:00 ........................... Switched 06:20 ..................................90210 07:05 ......................... Ugly Betty 07:50 .............Made in Chelsea 08:45 .................................Scrubs 09:15.... Rules of Engagement 09:45 ..................................90210 10:40 ......................... Ugly Betty 11:35 ........................... Charmed 12:35 ...........................Hollyoaks 13:05 .......................... How I Met Your Mother 14:00 .................................Scrubs 15:00 ........................... Charmed 16:00.... Rules of Engagement 17:00........................... How I Met Your Mother 18:00....The Big Bang Theory 19:00................... Hollyoaks 19:30 ...................How I Met Your Mother 20:00....The Big Bang Theory 20:30....................How I Met Your Mother 21:00............Don't Trust the B---- In Apartment 23 21:30...............Suburgatory 22:00.............. The IT Crowd

06:00 ..................Good Morning Sports Fans 07:00 ..................Good Morning Sports Fans 08:00 ..................Good Morning Sports Fans 09:00 .................................Cricket 10:00 ............................European Tour Weekly 10:30 ............................European Tour Golf 12:30 ..............Ladies European Tour Golf 18:00 .......................Danone Nations Cup 19:00 ........................... FL72 20:00 .............Super League Play-Off 22:00 .................... School of Hard Knocks 23:00 .....................Ringside

W C choice Harvest 2013 BBC2, 20:00

Cereals: 'The Seeds of Life'. Across the British countryside it is harvest time. Gregg Wallace and Philippa Forrester are down on the farm revealing the results of 2013's harvest as it comes in.

This is the spectacular climax of the farming year, when fortunes are won or lost in the attempt to put food on our plates. Farmers have spent all year carefully tending their crops helped by the very latest science, but they are still at the mercy of our fickle weather. In this second episode Gregg and Philippa visit a classic arable farm in the east of England, the bread basket of Britain.

They join farmer Tom Bradshaw at the start of his frantic wheat harvest. Stefan Gates reveals the biology behind the magic of seeds and how they germinate.

Come Dine with Me Channel 4, 17:00

This brand new episode comes from West Yorkshire, where retired business woman Jan Lymer finds that pleasing her guests isn't easy, especially wind turbine salesman Marc Stanton. Marc is staunchly meat-eating and is very keen to make this abundantly clear to former vegan and mother-offive Gemma Rawnsley.

Finally, ex-rugby league player Paul Rodney just wants to win... at any cost.

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SOULED OUT OVER the years, certain things which are said to us stay with us for life, whether it be advice or a specific statement.

Something somebody once told you influences you in some way today.

For instance, some 16 years ago while working onboard the MS Carousel for Airtours, I was obliging an old lady by doing my best to waltz her around the dance floor for a few laps.

She said to me: “I can see you thoroughly enjoy your job - and when you find a job you enjoy, you will never work another day in your life.”

That is spot-on in any walk of life, but in this biz we call show, it cannot be more right.

Another pearl of wisdom came from my father, who has served a full life treading the

boards as a singer in the UK. He told me: “Son,

if you’re gonna be a singer, you make sure that when you are on stage, you are the best-dressed person in the room and your shoes are highly polished.”

The shoe thing was because most stages across the UK were a little higher, and a performer’s shoes are directly at eye level.

Michael J Grant is one such singer

who carries out the latter consistently, producing some of the most powerful soul vocals on the island.

Michael, always suited and booted, not only has an immense voice but is equally talented when it comes to simply chatting with the audience and engaging them with a little inter-action.

There’s lots to write about with an artiste like Mrs Grant’s little boy.

Versatility is strong within Michael’s repertoire, and he is able to shuffle around different playlists according to the time of night and type of audience.

He has the vocal range which would enable him to sing almost anything, but his tone lends itself to the soul genre.

It was no surprise to discover that he is a regular guest artiste at The Soul Suite, on Parque de la Paz. So I headed down to the strip to have a listen.

I wasn’t disappointed.

But then, I knew what to expect after seeing him working at different venues around the Island.

He is certainly one of the best here in Tenerife, and he also got my nomination for the TEAs’ Best Male Vocalist 2013.

Soul Lodge is Dee best

IF soul is your thing, then make sure you pay a visit to The Soul Lodge, which opened on 23rd August with a plethora of artistes performing to a packed house.

Stef and Simonne are no strangers to running a bar over here, and I am sure this venture will be a roaring success.

There are so many talented artistes queuing up to work there because they know that if Stef Dee is at the helm, the sound system will be spot-on.

And to quote Stef on a recent post on The Soul Lodge Tenerife’s Facebook Page: “As always, the cabaret went on; no cancellations in The Soul Lodge.

“If you are prepared to get suited and booted to come and perform on our stage, you will … for the agreed fee. No half-shows. No, ‘Let’s wait and see if any more people come in’.

No mates’ rates. Just respect between the artiste and bar.”

That is how to build consistency, and it won’t be long before this venue is full every night as tourists get to know that this is where to go for guaranteed entertainment, all under the musical umbrella of soul.

Couple this with reasonably-priced drinks and a diner, and The Soul Lodge Tenerife should be on your list of bars to visit while you are here on the Island.

Good luck you guys. #KTF.

DURING the last few weeks, there have been fleeting changes within the entertainment line-up at Leonardo’s.

The bar has always been known to have a resident duo performing live every night, and that hasn’t changed. But the dynamics have.

New personalities joining the team and others leaving has meant that manager Steve Wynne has had to juggle things around a little.

As resident DJ at Leonardos, it is my responsibility to link the night’s top of the bill and also DJ the late session.

This week, new arrival Luke Warne has stepped in on the DJ side, while I have been covering Aaron from Cormack & McRae as he enjoys a little break with his family.

Something, I must say, I have enjoyed so much. Working with Alexander McRae has been fabulous this week and I wish it could happen more often.

Also this week, Alexander said farewell for now to his son, Connor (pictured left), who has been here for the summer.

Connor has been a regular feature, singing with his Dad on the Leonardo’s stage, much to the delight of the audience. His last night was Tuesday, when father and son mustered up every ounce of professionalism to hold back emotion and sing together in front of very proud grandparents.

Good luck in the UK Connor.

Steve has tried something different this week. On Tuesday, there were solo sets from Scott Henderson and me, varying the programme and mixing it up just a little to offer the audience variety in the personalities who perform regularly at Leonardo’s.

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Home and Garden

By David Hudgell Verbena is a gorgeous flowering plant, ideal for any beginner.

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A protective mulch should be added around your plants in the autumn with leaf mould or compost.

They do, however, self-seed and resulting seedlings are stronger and more droughttolerant than those that are transplanted.

A brilliant butterfly plant, rivalling even buddleja. The Royal Horticultural Society have given it the Award of Garden Merit.

Now is the ideal time

to take verbena cuttings to provide you with a fresh, healthy supply of verbena plants next year to replace any in the garden that have been killed off.

Take cuttings in the morning when shoots are at their firmest.

Choose non-flowering sideshoots from either side of the main stem.

Trim below a leaf joint to take a cutting about 7.5cm long. Carefully remove lower leaves so that the cutting has a length of bare stem that can be cleanly inserted

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Check for signs of white roots growing through the drainage holes in the base of the pot. When these are visible (within six weeks), pot each cutting up separately.

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VINTAGE SAFETY POSTERS Iconic safety posters dating from the 1950s to the 1970s have been released from the archive of the Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents (RoSPA) to go on public sale.

The 10 images covering leisure, road and occupational safety, feature the artwork of famous artists Leonard Cusden, Bruce Angrave, Gus and others, and are available to purchase from RoSPA’s print-ondemand service www. rospaprints.com.

Among the 10 new images to be added to the collection is Gus’ 1966 warning against piling goods in an unsafe way. His “Good stacks don’t fall down” poster is a reminder that poorly stacked goods can result in injuries in warehouses and on the docks. Leonard Cusden’s “Fire raiser!

Stamp him out” poster from 1969 raises awareness of the fire risk smoking presented in the workplace.

In addition, 12 images featuring RoSPA’s retired road safety squirrel Tufty Fluffytail have also been released, including the 1960s Happy Christmas Tufty artwork.

All of the images are available in a variety of forms, from prints and canvases to mugs, fridge magnets, greetings cards and postcards. Visitors to the website can preview their chosen items and add messages inside greetings cards - a perfect idea for birthdays, office gifts and Christmas stocking fillers.

The newly released items come from a longforgotten collection of

more than 700 historical safety posters and Tufty artwork, which RoSPA staff found while clearing out an old warehouse in 2011.

The entire RoSPA Collection - as the archive has become known features items dating from the 1930s to the 1970s.

Tom Mullarkey, RoSPA chief executive, said: “When we first discovered our forgotten archive, we were astonished at the wide variety of styles used by the different artists and the high calibre of their work. We also saw that their messages remained valid, despite the passing of time.

“We are immensely proud of this aspect of our charity’s history, with artistic talent promoted over many decades and a continuous effort to improve the quality of everyday life.

“We are delighted to make some of our images available to the public and we hope people will enjoy them and be inspired by them, as we are.”

Visit www.rospaprints. com to see the full collection of artwork available to the public.

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Health and Beauty

By Carl from Robot

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RUST AWAY!

WITH autumn just a few weeks away and summer fading into the sunset, the new season’s colours are here.

And not only with clothing but with hair colours as well.

Last year saw reds and violets all over the catwalks, including the ones on the high street.

But this time, things take on a more subdued tone as we head more towards RUST. This colour can be described as not too orangey and not too brown - a mix of the two - to create this season’s must-have colour.

The good thing about this shade is that it suits most colourings, whether you are fairskinned or darker.

Those with lighter skins should veer towards the “dark blonde with a touch of rusty warmth”, while those with darker complexions should seek a “deep brown with reddy russet”.

There’s going to be one to match your image and skin tone. Using these types of colours will hide your multitude of sins (if you have any).

Putting this colour into your hair will give it back shine and gloss, and cover up those dryends left over from the summer.

This colour works really well over curly

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Cleaning products may damage unborn babies THE children of mothers who swim during pregnancy could probably develop eczema and asthma when they are older.

hair as it enhances the movement and stops it looking dry, as curly hair can.

If you are going to experiment with this colour, then going the whole hog with a full colour is the best way to achieve maximum impact.

If it’s something more subtle you want, then try adding slices to lighter-coloured hair to take away that “block”

effect which sometimes can happen with too many hi-lites.

So do look after this new colour with the right moisturising shampoo and conditioner to protect your new look.

There’s nothing worse than a colour which has been allowed to fade.

Check out Davina McCaul’s new shade for a perfect example on ITV’s new programme Stepping Out.

Airborne chemicals from chlorine, used to keep pools hygienic, may alter a child’s immune system before it is even born, raising the prospect of these conditions.

And researchers warned in an article for the British Journal of Dermatology that the same is true of everyday cleaning products and some cosmetics, Scientists from the St John’s Institute of Dermatology in London and the University of Manchester, have been investigating the increase in cases of asthma, eczema, and hayfever, which have risen fivefold over the past five decades.

The UK has one of the highest rates of asthma in Europe, with one in 11 children and one in 12 adults suffering from the condition.

Meanwhile, eczema is virtually a right of passage these days, affecting one in every five British children at some point.

Possible causes for the burgeoning number of atopic allergies, as these conditions are known, include getting less Vitamin D, and people washing them-

selves more often than 50 years ago, which, potentially, reduces their immune resistance.

However, the scientists have reviewed existing evidence and concluded that airborne chemicals given off by cleaning or cosmetic potions are also a factor.

Dr John McFadden, consultant dermatologist at St John’s Institute of Dermatology, said more research was needed as the so-called “hygiene hypothesis” remains unproven.

“We in the science world are still struggling to find the exact cause of this rise,” he said.

“We have not proved anything, but we do know we are using far more chemicals than we did 50 years ago, whether in personal-care products or processed food, and we think this

should be looked at and studied more.”

Those who suffer from atopic allergies often have immune systems in which the element that combats parasites is stronger than the one tackling bacteria.

This bias is the same as that which takes place in a woman’s body during pregnancy, to protect against miscarriage and premature birth.

Normally, the balance in the baby’s immune system would have righted itself within a year, but researchers suspect the chemical exposure babies receive in that time may be contributing to a permanent alteration in their immune systems.

At present the NHS encourages pregnant women to stay healthy by doing low-intensity exercise, such as swimming.

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By Val Sainsbury

Secret of long life?

Sorry, not just yet!

SC I EN T I S T S who altered a gene in mice discovered they lived 20% longer, which is the human equivalent of living to 95.

Researchers, from America’s National Institutes of Health lowered the expression of the gene mTOR, which is involved in balancing energy and metabolism.

But although the mice increased their lifespan, the effect was not uniform, says US journal Cell Reports, with different organs and tissues affected in different ways.

The researchers said the study could be used in new therapies for agerelated diseases which target specific organs, such as Alzheimer’s.

But they agree this is not a magic formula for extending the lives of humans.

True, the mice

retained better memory and balance as they aged, but their bones deteriorated more quickly.

Dr Toren Finkel, who headed the study, said: “While the high extension in lifespan is noteworthy, this

reinforces an important facet of ageing - it is not uniform.

“Rather, similar to circadian rhythms, an animal might have several organ-specific aging clocks that generally work together to govern the ageing of

the whole organism.”

He said that further studies were needed to identify exactly how ageing in these different tissues is connected at the molecular level.

The mice were engineered to produce 25% of the normal

amount of mTOR which, say researchers, is the minimum required for survival.

They were smaller than average but otherwise normal.

Their median lifespan was 28 months for males and 31.5 months for females, compared

with 22.9 months and 26.5 months for normal males and females, respectively.

The mTOR mice also had a longer maximum lifespan, and seven of the eight longest-lived mice in this study were mTOR mice.

This lifespan increase is one of the largest observed in mice so far. But the study discovered that while the GM mice aged better overall, they showed selective improvement in specific organs only.

They outperformed normal mice of equivalent age in maze and balance tests, indicating better retention of memory and co-ordination, and they also retained more muscle strength and posture.

But they had a greater loss in bone volume as they aged, and they were more susceptible to infections at old age, suggesting a loss of immune function.

Breast-cancer scare for boozers YOUNG women who drink alcohol every day may be increasing their risk of breast cancer significantly.

Each alcoholic drink a woman takes daily, from when her menstrual periods start until her first

full-term pregnancy, raises her lifetime risk of breast cancer by 13%.

That’s the outcome of a US study in the Journal of the National Cancer Institute.

The findings were based on a survey of 91,005 mothers in a major, 20-year health survey from 1989 to 2009.

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The researchers also found that each additional daily drink - whether beer, wine or spirits - raised the risk of proliferative benign breast disease by 15%.

The presence of these non-cancerous lesions also contributes to raising breast-cancer risk,

according to experts at the Washington University School of Medicine.

Breast-tissue cells are particularly susceptible to cancer-causing changes in youth because they grow rapidly and proliferate during adolescence and beyond, said researchers.

Another factor is the

lengthening time period between the first menstrual period and the first childbirth, which is a trend likely to continue.

“Reducing drinking to less than one drink per day, especially during this time period, is a key strategy to reducing lifetime risk of breast cancer,” said study author Graham Colditz, a cancer-prevention chief at the Washington University School of Medicine.

Previous research has found a link between drinking alcohol in adulthood and higher breast-cancer risk.

“More and more heavy drinking is occurring on college campuses and during adolescence, and not enough people are considering future risk,” said Colditz.

Health authorities say about one in eight women will be diagnosed with breast cancer in her lifetime.

There are several risk factors, including advancing age, family history of breast cancer, having dense breasts, early menstruation, late onset menopause, having a first child after age 30or never having children, plus obesity and alcohol use.

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Diageo has just announced that it’s investing £34m into the Guinness brand over the coming 12 months. This will include a new TV ad, focusing on the surge of the beer as it settles in the glass. “The surge creative marks the start of a permanent investment into quality from Guiness,” said Nicola Samons, Marketing Manager.

43% of us skip breakfast

More than four in 10 of British adults (43%) skip breakfast at least once a week, according to a new survey from Canadean Custom Solutions.

The 18-24 year old age group are most likely to skip breakfast, with 54% skipping breakfast at least once a week and 29% skipping breakfast four times or more per week. The most popular reasons for missing out on the most important meal of the day are “I am not hungry in the morning” (49%) followed by “I do not have time in the morning” (26%).

Heineken renews Man City deal

The top selling drinks brand has signed a further four year deal until the end of the 2017/2018 season as City’s Official UK beer partner. This means that outlets in the Etihad Stadium will be selling brands such as Fosters, Heineken, Strongbow, Bulmers, Amstel and John Smiths.

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National Cupcake Week

It’s official this month from th – 22nd the 16 September is National Cupcake Week in the UK.

The annual event is, this year, sponsored by Tesco, BFP Wholesale and Secret Ingredients.

The objective is for people to buy a cupcake. National Cupcake Week’s organiser British Baker is also encouraging bakers to use the Week to raise vital funds for charity CLIC Sargent, which supports children and young people with cancer and their families.

You can do this by selling a range of special cakes for the charity, and donating a percent of the profits, get staff

involved in some inshop fundraising, or collection donations from customers with a counter-top box.

Bakeries can register to take part, request materials to help them decorate their shops or find out any further information by calling CLIC Sargent on 08451 206 658 or emailing cupcake@clicsargent. org.uk.

Basic cupcake recipe Ingredients 110g/4oz butter or margarine, softened at room temperature 110g/4oz caster sugar 2 free-range eggs, lightly beaten 1 tsp vanilla extract 110g/4oz self-raising flour 1-2 tbsp milk For the buttercream icing

140g/5oz butter, softened 280g/10oz icing sugar 1-2 tbsp milk a few drops food colouring Preparation method Preheat the oven to 180C/350F/Gas 4 and line a 12-hole muffin tin with paper cases.

Cream the butter and sugar together in a bowl until pale. Beat in the eggs a little at a time and stir in the vanilla extract.

Fold in the flour using a large metal spoon, adding a little milk until the mixture is of a dropping consistency.

Spoon the mixture into the paper cases until they are half full.

Bake in the oven for 10-15 minutes, or until golden-brown on top and a skewer inserted

into one of the cakes comes out clean. Set aside to cool for 10 minutes, then remove from the tin and cool on a wire rack.

For the buttercream icing, beat the butter in a large bowl until soft.

Add half the icing sugar and beat until smooth.

Then add the remaining icing sugar with one tablespoon of the milk, adding more milk if necessary, until the mixture is smooth and creamy.

Add the food colouring and mix until well combined.

Spoon the icing into a piping bag with a star nozzle and pipe the icing using a spiralling motion onto the cup cakes in a large swirl.

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Spice 2 Go The UK’s first Indian takeaway franchise chain, is excited to announce that it’s welcoming the curry expertise of award-winning celebrity chef Dipna on board to help perfect its curries and introduce some exciting new signature dishes.

Dipna Anand, who goes just by her first name, hails from the family behind longestablished and worldrenowned Indian restaurant Brilliant, which is based in Southall, West London. She has teamed up with Spice 2 Go to put the authentic Indian flavours back into its existing dishes, as well as adding her very own signature recipes.

The first signature dish Dipna is introduc-

ing to Spice 2 Go is her personal favourite, which has been passed down her family from generation to generation - Methi Chicken.

This stunning curry combines authentic Indian spices with succulent chunks of chicken and a thick tomato masala sauce, and was created by Dipna’s grandfather more than half a century ago.

Bubbly but feisty, British Curry Awardwinning Dipna is on a mission to help Spice 2 Go transform its curries so that they are

almost as delicious as the ones she makes herself. With a bit of extra spice and Dipna’s extensive knowhow, Spice 2 Go’s curries are soon to be a taste sensation you can’t afford to let pass you by.

When Dipna isn’t in the Spice 2 Go kitchen putting together spicy concoctions, she’s teaching curry classes at her family’s restaurant Brilliant in West London, or writing new recipes for her upcoming cookbook as well as working on a potential TV cookery show. Dipna

prides her recipes on them being achievable - easy enough for anybody to recreate themselves with the right instruction.

Dipna’s arrival coincides with the launch of Spice 2 Go’s second store, which is located in the Welsh capital of Cardiff, with several more stores expected to open in the coming months. She’s a massive asset to this fresh, young brand, and Spice 2 Go’s potential to revolutionise the market is now greater than ever.

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respond to demand for variety, particularly for lunchboxes.

Mark Simester, marketing director at Warburtons, said: “The Sandwich Alternatives and Half & Half sectors continue to go from strength to strength, and we developed Warburtons Half & Half Sandwich Thins to help

retailers capitalise on the growth in these areas.

“By launching a quality product that offers consumers great taste, variety and nutritional benefits, we’re providing parents with an ideal Lunchbox solution and enabling retailers to grow sales as a result.”

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Mirandes 2 CD Tenerife 0

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Tenerife’s boring ‘crabs’

Goal. Noun. The act of throwing, carrying, kicking, driving etc. example: A ball into a football net.

WONDERFU L things, dictionaries. Always a great read, if a little wordy.

There are actually six definitions of the word goal, but this is what I was after.

I’m going to get it translated and sent to the lads as they seem to have forgotten.

I’ve never subscribed to the wonder of the ball going backwards.

Or sideways, and sideways and sideways.

I was never a fan of Ray Wilkins, and “The Crab” was a brilliant nickname for him. As a commentator, I’m not one for stats. Who cares if an incident is the 14th time aside has done that against their opponents since the war?

The ONLY stat that counts is at the top of the TV screen. Or at the bottom if you are

Two defeats, one point and no goals. And, you can argue, no chances created or proper efforts on target.

It’s not that Tenerife are not playing well; it’s just they would rather knock the ball backwards and retain possession than chance their arm.

For 270 minutes we have had no proper striker – and, yes, I know Aridane played the last 20 minutes of Sunday,

watching BT Sports.

If you don’t shoot, you cannot score.

Unless you are Arsenal and playing Barcelona in the Champions League, of course.

You get no extra points for winning the most corners, or completing the most passes.

Goals win matches. As Metallica beautifully put it: “Nothing Else Matters”.

So here we are, Tenerife fans. Three matches in.

Position 1º AD Alcorcón

Points 9

PLD Won Draw Lost 3

3

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0

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A

5

0

2º Girona FC 7

7

3

2

1

0

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3º Real Sporting

7

3

2

1

0

5

1

4º CD Mirandés

7

3

2

1

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5º Córdoba CF

7

3

2

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1

6º RC Deportivo

6

3

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7º FC Barcelona B

6

3

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8º CD Numancia

5

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9º Hércules CF

5

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10º Real Murcia CF

4

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11º CD Lugo

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12º SD Ponferradina

4

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13º RC Recreativo

4

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14º SD Eibar

4

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15º CE Sabadell FC

3

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16º UD Las Palmas

2

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17º Deportivo Alavés

2

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18º Real Zaragoza

2

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1

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20º Real Madrid CF Castilla

0

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21º Real Jaén CF

0

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22º RCD Mallorca

0

3

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but that doesn’t count.

He will need matches and time. Alas, CDT don’t have the luxury of waiting, which is why action is required.

Quique Medina, the club’s Director of Football, is trying to find the funds to bring in a free agent, but it’s not easy. Those without clubs are kicking their heels for a reason.

Like West Ham’s Carlton Cole, they will be out of shape and even if “fit”, certainly not match-sharp. That’s IF a player can be found.

Aridane is playing catch-up, Ayoze is too lightweight, Borja is injured for a month and on Sunday, Guillem Marti looked to have gone back about two leagues.

Tenerife actually did okay against Mirandes.

They bossed the first 60 minutes and always had the game in control.

Gonzalo Arconada proved he wasn’t the muppet we all thought as he made a couple of changes which swung the match in his favour.

The introduction of Galarreta at half-time steadied the Mirandes ship, and, when Lucena came in at left-back on the hour, Tenerife ran out of ideas.

With “striker” Marti playing like Miranda, Mirandes took their chances.

Sixteen minutes from time,

some poor marking from Raul Camara gifted Mujika the opener.

And with Tenerife chasing the game, Juan Muniz’s smart finishing ended the contest in Fergie Time.

So it’s back to the drawing board, but it’s not all doom and gloom. The table here shows that the three sides Tenerife have played are all in the top nine, all unbeaten - and Alcorcon even lead the way.

This side will play better against teams who force the play, and in many ways it’s great news that Barcelona B are pitching up this Sunday.

It’s a 6pm start in Santa Cruz and if you only watch just one match this season, watch this one as there could be some future stars on the field.

I remember the last time Barca B played here as vividly as when Tenerife had played the first team a year previously.

Tenerife were already looking doomed, and on a gloomy March night we were put firmly in our place.

The young Barca side that wet and windy night were magic. They were missing an injured Thiago (look what happened to him!) yet still put us to the sword.

Oriol (now at Chelsea)

opened the scoring and Nolito (now at La Liga Celta Vigo) got the second before half-time.

Nolito, incidentally, would finish the season in the senior squad, picking up League and Cup-winners medals.

As the heavens opened in the second half, Barca went through the gears.

Marc Bartra (Barca 1st team), Abraham (on bench in winning Champions League final that season), Muniesa (still only 21 and just been loaned to Stoke) and Fontas (played every minute for Celta Vigo this season) were amazing at the back.

In midfield Dos Santos (still only 23, and now in the first team) and Montoya (1st team regular) fed link man Roberto (1st team) as Tenerife chased shadows.

Nolito ended up completing his hattrick, but his strike partner Jonathan Soriano was Man of the Match.

He scored just the 26 goals last season for Salzburg and will be at a higher club in January.

And I’ve not even mentioned the bench, which includes the excellent Tello (again in the 1st-team squad).

That side who were applauded off after the 4-1 thrashing were a one-off, but the current crop have potential as well.

Much has already been made of the capture of Denis Suarez, who moved from Man City a few weeks ago. This batch is much younger and at the start of their “cycle”. But look out for Adama Traore in attack. He’s a regular for Spain’s under-19 side, and look out also for Cameroon-born Dongu.

Defender Sergio has already been part of the European Super Cup and World Club championship squads, while big things are expected of Macedonian David Babunski, who is being touted as the next Alex Hleb.

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Palms Targeted by The Army!

A SIGNIFICANT result in the Premier league last week means that we have seen a change at the top.

Bar 180 A now sit in pole position with a game in hand after Palms Sports Bar were routed by Target Army.

Despite a maximum from Graham, Palms lost the trebles leg and the match, 5-3. And Bar 180 took full advantage with a comfortable victory at Vikings Ensecan.

Another decisive result came at Phoenix Bar as they brushed aside The Pub and moved above them into fourth spot.

La Caña Pirates’ 5-3 win at Gaffers A included a 180 by Elvis Dave,

while the Naturals took the last leg to beat Scruffy Macs.

Target Titans also held their nerve in the last rubber to claim a draw at The Playboys.

Gaffers B hold a three-point lead at the top of Division 2 after making it eight games undefeated with a solid win at Amistad 1.

Rood, with a game in hand, saw off Chipeque Pool Bar 7-1, while Emerald Lounge lost ground and the match against Naughty Nautas. Apparently, Julie was very excited!

The Bar 180 B and C derby also produced a minor upset. Indeed, the B team minors beat the slightly older C team!

Elsewhere, Barracuda

PRemier division ResultS

Bytes claimed their third win of the campaign, at home to Marilyn’s, and Summerland took seven points at Trap Door.

A Second Division Los Abrigos derby match at La Caña saw rivals Pas O Nadas put in a fine performance to inflict a second straight defeat on their neighbours.

A close match at Emerald Shamrocks ended in defeat for The Rebels, while Sundowners also made hard work of Ourplace Playgirls and just squeaked home by the odd leg.

Bar 180 D took six points from Phoenix Flights, a feat which was repeated by Picassos as they cruised past Barracuda Hunters.

Tonight (Friday) will see some of the league’s best darters lining up at Nauta Bar, in Guaza, as the Oasis Fm Darts League Finals Night comes around again.

It promises to be an enjoyable evening, with some potentially cracking matches lined up.

The Premier League singles match catches the eye, as does the Division 1 schedule, with young Lol, of Chipeque Pool Bar, appearing in all three finals.

And Emerald Shamrocks, who have hijacked the Division 2 section, look guaranteed to win a trophy or two!

The excellent hospitality at Nauta Bar, and the excitement of all

the finals, means that this event is not to be missed.

We hope as many of you as possible will be able to attend the evening and give the players your well-earned support.

PREMIER LEAGUE (best of 7) Trebles: Mario/Tom/ Mally (Palms Sports Bar) v Mitch/Bubbles/ London (Phoenix) Doubles: Tom/Mario (Palms Sports Bar) v Grizzly/Pete (The Pub) Singles: Mitch (Phoenix) v Nathan (Ourplace Naturals) DIVISION 1 (best of 5) Trebles: Neil/Paul/Jack (Gaffers B) v Lol/Neil/ Bryn (Chipeque Pool Bar) Doubles: Arny/Carl

(Bar 180) v Lol/Neil (Chipeque Pool Bar) Singles: Lol (Chipeque Pool Bar) v Paul (Gaffers B) DIVISION 2 (best of 5) Doubles: Gary/Paul (Emerald Shamrocks) v Cammy/Wez (Emerald Shamrocks) Singles: Gary (Emerald Shamrocks) v Matt (Emerald Shamrocks) LADIES (best of 3) Trebles: Rachael/ Lynn/Sharon (Scruffy Macs) v Nuala/T/Rhi (Ourplace Playgirls) Doubles: Joan/Maddie (Phoenix Flights) v Jacki/Lynn (Bar 180) Singles: Julie (Naughty Nautas) v Nuala (Ourplace Playgirls) Good luck to everyone - enjoy the night!

Division 1 ResultS

Division 2 ResultS

Amistad 1 2-6 Gaffers B Bar 180 B 5-3 Bar 180 C Barracuda Bytes 5-3 Marilyns Naughty Nautas 5-3 Emerald Lounge Rood 7-1 Chipeque Pool Bar Trap Door 1-7 Summerland

Bar 180 D 6-2 Phoenix Flights The Rebels Emerald Shamrocks 5-3 La Caña Lancers 2-6 Pas 'O' Nadas Picassos 6-2 Barracuda Hunters Sundowners Bar 5-3 Ourplace Playgirls Tenerife Sun 8-0 Amistad 2

Premier Division Table

Division 1 Table

Table P W D L F A +- PTS 1 Bar 180 A 12 10 1 1 73 23 50 73 2 Palms Sports Bar 13 10 1 2 73 31 42 73 3 Target Army 13 8 3 2 68 36 32 68 4 Phoenix Bar 12 7 4 1 62 34 28 62 5 The Pub 13 7 2 4 61 43 18 61 6 Target Titans 12 5 3 4 49 47 2 49 7 Vikings Ensecan 13 3 3 7 48 56 -8 48 8 La Caña Pirates 13 5 1 7 47 57 -10 47 9 Ourplace Naturals 12 5 1 6 44 52 -8 44 10 Gaffers A 13 1 2 10 29 75 -46 29 11 Scruffy Macs 13 1 2 10 28 76 -48 28 12 Ourplace Playboys 13 1 3 9 26 78 -52 26

Division 2 Table

Table 1 Gaffers B 2 Rood 3 Emerald Lounge 4 Bar 180 C 5 Bar 180 B 6 Chipeque Pool Bar 7 Trap Door 8 Summerland 9 Barracuda Bytes 10 Naughty Nautas 11 Marilyns 12 Amistad 1

Gaffers A Ourplace Naturals Ourplace Playboys Phoenix Bar Target Army Vikings Ensecan

3-5 5-3 4-4 6-2 5-3 2-6

La Caña Pirates Scruffy Macs Target Titans The Pub Palms Sports Bar Bar 180 A

P W D L F A +- PTS 13 10 2 1 67 37 30 67 12 7 5 0 64 32 32 64 12 6 2 4 57 39 18 57 13 4 5 4 57 47 10 57 13 7 4 2 56 48 8 56 12 6 1 5 53 43 10 53 13 4 5 4 51 53 -2 51 13 6 1 6 47 57 -10 47 12 3 4 5 42 54 -12 42 12 3 2 7 42 54 -12 42 12 2 2 8 38 58 -20 38 13 0 1 12 26 78 -52 26

Table P W D L F A +- PTS 1 Tenerife Sun 13 11 2 0 78 26 52 78 2 Emerald Shamrocks 13 9 1 3 65 39 26 65 3 Bar 180 D 13 8 4 1 64 40 24 64 4 La Caña Lancers 13 6 3 4 55 49 6 55 5 Sundowners Bar 13 6 2 5 53 51 2 53 6 Picassos 13 5 2 6 52 52 0 52 7 The Rebels 13 5 2 6 49 55 -6 49 8 Pas 'O' Nadas 12 6 1 5 47 49 -2 47 9 Amistad 2 12 4 3 5 46 50 -4 46 10 Barracuda Hunters 13 3 2 8 45 59 -14 45 11 Phoenix Flights 13 2 2 9 36 68 -32 36 12 Ourplace Playgirls 13 0 0 13 26 78 -52 26

Premier League clubs keen to splash the cash NEEDLESS to say, the world record £85 million dished out by Real Madrid for Tottenham’s Gareth Bale topped the global spending on Monday’s transfer deadline day.

But Premier League clubs were not slow in coming forward with the cash themselves, shelling out a record £630m on players during the summer transfer window.

The figure was almost

one-third bigger than the equivalent total in 2012 - and £130m more than the 2008 record of £500m.

Deloitte Sports Business Group revealed the record total after £140m was spent on a frantic final day of the transfer window, Arsenal and Manchester United both sealing last-minute deals for players.

Deloitte’s Dan Jones said: “The story of this

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summer transfer window is of new records a new record for Premier League spending as well as a new world transfer record fee.

“While the sale of Bale brought £85m into the Premier League, net spending is also a record, at £400m.

“As the financial rewards for participation and success in the Premier League increase, so it follows that clubs are

investing on the pitch to ensure they continue to benefit from the remarkable Premier League growth story.”

Of the £630m total, Deloitte said £490m went to foreign clubs, with £100m changing hands between clubs in England’s top division, and £40m going to Football League clubs.

Deloitte consultant Alex Thorpe said: “This is the first year that Premier League clubs will

benefit financially from the league’s new broadcast deals.

“Each club will benefit from a share of the extra £600m of revenues in 2013-14 alone.

“Testament to the impact this is having is in the scale of Premier League gross spending, as well as the gulf in net spending between the Premier League and other European leagues.

“Whereas many clubs

around Europe have been reliant on selling players in order to spend, the financial advantages Premier League clubs enjoy has enabled net spending of £400m across the league.”

He added: “Many clubs, including new entrants to the league, have successfully competed in the European transfer market to attract high-profile, foreign talent.”

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La Caña prove Phoenix point FOUR weeks into the Direct Telecom Pool League and there are still more questions than answers.

Who can stop Hammers A? What has happened to Dreamers A? How did Adi Benson win three matches on the same night? And are La Caña A for real?

The last question may take some time to answer, but one thing we do know: they have heart.

For the fourth straight win, they sneaked home by the narrowest of margins and, while the latest 7-5 didn’t tell the whole story, they are certainly second on merit.

The Phoenix bar has long held pool-bragging rights over its Los Abrigos neighbours, but not any more.

La Caña A will feel they were always in control, but Potters had their chances - and if Paul Messent hadn’t gone inoff on a black, then who knows what the result would have been?

Tenerife Hammers A are also “perfect” after a routine win over Inn The Pink A. This Tuesday they face old foes

BLUE Water Fishing group’s Annual Junior Competition was held recently, from Puerto Colon marina.

Palms A, who warmed up with a hard-earned point at Treehouse A. It was an excellent match that saw Treehouse leading 4-0 and then 5-1, before Palms’ experience kicked in.

On an evening of draws, Gaffers A and Phoenix Knights shared the spoils in a result that does neither any real favours.

The Peacocks moved into fifth, despite a draw with Dreamers A, who are still winless this season. Exiles A are settling in nicely to the top flight, and they dispatched Toscales A 8-4, while Terrace A, aka The Suicide Squad, made it back-to-back wins as they edged out Tenerife Hammers A. Skipper Adi Benson won all three of his frames, and he needed to as Malcolm’s poor form continued with another winless night.

There were some fun and games in Division Two, and Palms B now lead the way following a fourth straight win.

But they were given a few scares by Shortys who were 2-0 up. Also Leeds Graham, who is a consistent League In-

ternational player, lost to Louise!

Tenerife Pool Tables beat Exiles B despite, or maybe because their captain, Fat Nick, was injured. Don’t ask!

Colin took the reins and won all three matches, assisted by young Harley, whose win over Exiles’ Richie was, ultimately, the difference.

Bar 13 beat Cosy Corner B 8-4, but the ladies put up a strong fight.

The Cosy girls were 1-0 and 2-1 up before the hosts found their groove.

But Squid and James were early victims of the ladies’ growing ability.

Treehouse B returned to home base with an excellent 7-5 win at Gaffers C, their first loss of the season, and they were confused to find the bar full of Masons. Again, don’t ask.

Hoppys Bar got their first win of the season

Division 1 Results Bar La Cana A Phoenix Knights Tenerife Hammers A Terrace Bar A The Peacocks The Treehouse A Toscales A

7-5 6-6 9-3 7-5 6-6 6-6 4-8

Phoenix Potters Gaffers A Inn The Pink A Tenerife Hammers C Dreamers A Palms Bar A Exiles A

Division 1 Table

Table P W D L F A +- PTS 1 Tenerife Hammers A 4 4 0 0 35 13 22 12 2 Bar La Cana A 4 4 0 0 28 20 8 12 3 Gaffers A 4 2 1 1 28 20 8 7 4 Phoenix Potters 4 2 1 1 27 21 6 7 5 The Peacocks 4 2 1 1 24 24 0 7 6 Exiles A 4 2 1 1 23 25 -2 7 7 Terrace Bar A 4 2 0 2 20 28 -8 6 8 Phoenix Knights 4 1 2 1 24 24 0 5 9 Palms Bar A 4 1 1 2 24 24 0 4 10 Inn The Pink A 4 1 1 2 21 27 -6 4 11 Tenerife Hammers C 4 1 0 3 24 24 0 3 12 Dreamers A 4 0 2 2 22 26 -4 2 13 The Treehouse A 4 0 2 2 22 26 -4 2 14 Toscales A 4 0 0 4 14 34 -20 0

at home to Toscales B 9-3, and Next Door beat Dreamers B by the same score.

There was nothing between Bluebell A and La Caña B all night and a

Division 2 results Bar 13 Bluebell A Exiles B Gaffers C Hoppys Bar Next Door Palms Bar B Picasso's A

draw was fair, while our new team started with a bang.

2JZs entered the fold on Tuesday only, and within hours they had beaten Picasso’s A 7-5

8-4 6-6 5-7 5-7 9-3 9-3 9-3 5-7

Cosy Corner B Bar La Cana B Tenerife Pool Tables Treehouse B Toscales B Dreamers B Shorty's 2JZ

Division 2 table

Table 1 Palms Bar B 2 James Place 3 Bluebell B 4 Inn The Pink B 5 Bar 13 6 Gaffers B 7 Next Door 8 Exiles B 9 Tenerife Pool Tables 10 Treehouse B 11 Gaffers C 12 Hoppys Bar 13 Bluebell A 14 Toscales B 15 2JZ 16 Cosy Corner A 17 Bar La Cana B 18 Picasso's A 19 Terrace Bar B 20 Dreamers B 21 Shorty's 22 Cosy Corner B

P W D L F 4 4 0 0 37 3 3 0 0 28 3 3 0 0 26 3 3 0 0 26 4 2 1 1 26 2 2 0 0 21 3 2 0 1 24 4 2 0 2 26 3 2 0 1 19 4 2 0 2 20 4 1 2 1 26 2 1 1 0 15 3 1 1 1 20 4 1 1 2 19 1 1 0 0 7 3 1 0 2 11 4 0 1 3 19 4 0 1 3 18 3 1 0 0 1 5 4 0 0 4 11 4 0 0 4 11 3 0 0 3 5

A +- PTS 11 26 12 8 20 9 10 16 9 10 16 9 22 4 7 3 18 6 12 12 6 22 4 6 17 2 6 28 -8 6 22 4 5 9 6 4 16 4 4 29 -10 4 5 2 3 25 -14 3 29 -10 1 0 -12 1 7 -2 0 37 -26 0 37 -26 0 31 -26 0

Joseph’s joy with prize fish

fish with a one-kilo Trigger Fish. Prize for the most fish caught was split between Jorge Hufton and Joseph

Hufton, fishing on Carbayon. Prizes were sponsored by www. biggamefishingworld. com. The Blue Water

Fishing Group is a family-based organisation based in Puerto Colon, with meetings on the first

Monday of the month at the Marina Bar, on the first floor overlooking the marina. The group hold monthly fishing competitions and

regular social events, and anyone of any age interested in joining the club should contact Bill Richardson on 696 547 341.

An excellent turnout by the youngsters made for an excellent competition, with some notable fish caught and a day to remember for a number of aspiring anglers in the fish-rich waters of Tenerife.

Winner of the trolling trophy was Mason Hale, on Trigg 2, who caught a Yellow Fin Tuna.

Joseph Hoy, fishing on Tranquillo, took first place for the largest

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