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Issue 825 18th October - 24th October 2013

Tel: 902 232 102 info@canarianweekly.com Publisher, proprietor and Editor: MES ONCE SL Depósito Legal TF 1209/97 CIF: B- 38753802 Avda. Claudio Delgado Diaz 99, Edf. Ayllon Local 2C, Pol. Ind. Las Chafiras, 38639 San Miguel De Abona, Tenerife

Inside this week...

Ex-pats’ cruise tips galore See page 5

Kikiriki tickles the taste buds See page 43

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New Iceland opens in San Eugenio THE new Iceland store opened on Wednesday in San Eugenio - the company’s fourth in Tenerife since its humble beginnings in 1996.

Overseas Supermarkets, throughout Europe and the Canaries, now has a total of 14 stores, with more planned.

The new store is located in what was the old carvery restaurant in the large Island Vil-

lage complex. An Iceland spokesman told Canarian Weekly: “The store took just under four weeks to completely re-model from the old premises.

“And this was down to the dedication of many existing people from

our stores, a great new team of people recruited for the new store and all the contractors involved.”

To mark the occasion after the ribbon-cutting ceremony - Oasis Fm’s Roscoe, Maggie Lennard

keyword was announced on air. And the first person to call into the store with the keyword won the bag of shopping – simple!

The lucky winner was holiday-maker Paul, who is staying in nearby Malibu Park. Walking with the aid of a stick, Paul told Maggie and listeners of his miraculous recovery after falling down the steps in

Island Village back in February.

He suffered a C5 neck fracture and, at the time, doctors feared he would never walk again.

But after months of intense therapy, both here in Candelaria and back in Oswestry, Shropshire, on the border of Wales, his life is slowly getting back to normality.

The new store will be

open seven days a week, from 9am until 9pm.

Bright and airy, it carries over 2,500 lines on grocery products, plus more than 500 frozen and chilled products.

The product ranges include fresh vegetables and sandwiches, Cravendale milk, pizzas, Indian takeaway meals and ice-cream.

Also, Iceland’s San Eugenio branch will

be introducing fresh bread, baked on the premises.

And it also has a café bar with a lovely terrace, complete with swimming-pool views.

You can enjoy freshlyground coffee, a glass of ice-cold beer or even a full English breakfast.

The café bar is open from 9am to 8pm and snacks are available all day.

and Jamie Drew broadcast live from the new store throughout the day.

Roscoe got proceedings underway from the terrace, setting a little challenge for Maggie: could she fill an Iceland basket for just 15 eu-

ros, but using only one of each item without any duplications?

Maggie, carefully selecting individual, staple items, filled her basket to the brim for 14.90 euros - including a carrier bag!

Then the Reykjavík

Tenerife Blue Trail The Tenerife Bluetrail, organised

by Tenerife Cabildo takes place tomorrow (Saturday).

Competing will be last year’s winner, Santi Obaya, the Asturian athlete who is one of the favourites to win the 101km Ultratrail. He arrived earlier this week to the island accompanied by his brother Samuel Obaya, who will be taking part in the shorter 51km Trail.

Athletes shared a few minutes with the president of Tenerife Cabildo, Carlos Alonso, at the finishing point of the race, in Puerto de la Cruz.

The Bluetrail Tenerife is the highest mountain race in Spain and the second in Europe, and this year, in the early hours of tomorrow, 1,124 athletes from 20 countries will be battling it out.

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Good Samaritan or just a mug?

GOOD Samaritan: “A kind person who helps another in difficulty or distress” (Luke 10: 30-37).

Or Mug: Brit slang - a gullible person, esp one who is swindled easily.

In this instance, my personal opinion is that the dividing line is very thin and the outcome depends on fate. You’re wondering what I’m rattling on about, so picture the scene.

A man walks into a bar, car keys in hand in the weird and whacky hours of the early morning.

Not seemingly under the influence of drink or drugs, he proceeds to tell you in Spanish the following story: He leaves work (Iberostar, Hotel Bouganville, Costa Adeje) only to find he needs petrol. Goes to the bank (Santander) to get money for petrol. Hole in the wall swallows card.

Now he has a dilemma, no cash: no card, no fuel - and he needs to travel home to Santa Cruz.

After recounting this story and complaining

that no one on the strip speaks Spanish, he asks for 20 euros for fuel.

You’re then left with a moral dilemma: is this a scam or is the story really true? You want to help as you’d want someone to help you if you were in this predicament.

So, do you: A: Refuse?

B: Buy a can of petrol?

C: Be the good Samaritan, lend 20 euros to a complete, random stranger and hope that he returns it?

All the permutations of the story then run through your head: Why not just return to the hotel where you work?

Why go to a strip of British bars?

Why go to the cash machine to get cash?

Why not just get petrol with your card?

Unless, of course, at the time of night, he’d have to pay first before filling up. He may have already been refused and didn’t add this bit to his story.

I opted for (c).

Until next week. I’ll wait to see whether the 20 euros is returned.

LOL

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Old cars crash more MOTORISTS are to be alerted about the dangers of driving old cars without ensuring their safety with regular checkups.

The average age of cars in Spain and Tenerife is 12 years and four months.

María Seguí, head of the General Directorate of Traffic (Dirección General de Tráfico, or DGT) stresses that crashes in cars over 15 years old are more likely to result in death or serious injury,.

Now, as a warning, owners will be posted a copy of their vehicle registration documents, reminding them of the age and safety features of their cars in the next few weeks.

Seguí stresses that drivers of cars over the age of 15 years are more likely to suffer serious injuries or death in the event of an accident.

But, Seguí says the ministry of industry’s Plan PIVE has been a huge success, allowing owners to get a healthy trade-in price for older cars as scrap to offset against the costs of a brand-new

one, as it saves drivers thousands of euros and has reactivated the flagging motor trade in Spain.

Some owners say they have been paid more for their cars as scrap value upon trading them in than they would have done by part-exchanging them as an on-road vehicle for resale before the Plan PIVE was launched when their car was much newer.

Seguí says greater surveillance of speeding will be gradually introduced, especially on minor roads and in towns, where the majority of fatal accidents happen.

Next year, certain stretches of motorway will see their speed limits increased to 130 kilometres per hour from the current maxi-

mum of 120 kilometres, but the DGT boss says plenty of notice will be given and these areas will be properly signposted.

Seconds out for boxing bonanza BOXING returns to the Xtreme Fitness gym in Las Chafiras next Friday (25th Oct) with a nine-bout show.

And with three gym members in action, including Simon Taggart, who works at JR’s bar in Golf del Sur, there will be plenty for supporters to cheer.

Other fighters are appearing from the Las Americas gym, with opponents travelling from all parts of the Island.

The show starts at 8pm and tickets are available from the gym, or phone 922 736 191 for further details.

Every week we propose a photographic theme or challenge, and entrants would submit their photos. The challenge is only valid for 7 days. There is no official judging, and no prizes, but participants get the opportunity to comment on other people’s work. The idea is to encourage people to use their cameras more frequently, and more creatively!

The Challenges are not designed to make you spend all your money on cameras or lighting equipment – they are designed to make you think about what you are pointing your camera at.

We welcome entries from anyone – from those using the cameras in their phones, to those using high-end SLRs.

How do I enter?

Take your photo and post it on the Canarian Weekly Photo Challenge facebook page. You can post more than one but they all must relate to the weeks theme.

You can get easy reminders when new Challenges come out by joining our Facebook group.

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Ex-pats’ cruise tips galore

TENERIFE Sunshine Travel, the local British travel agents based in Los Cristianos, has again wowed the Island’s ex-pat community this week by presenting cruise information events in three venues.

Los Gigantes, Puerto

de la Cruz and Puerto Colon all hosted an afternoon of valuable tips and hints on how to gain the best out of your cruise experience.

Kate Wooldridge, International Sales Manager from Fred.Olsen Cruise Lines, also made

a guest appearance.

To find out more information about cruise ships departing from Tenerife, please contact info@tenerifesunshine.com - or call the Tenerife Sunshine Travel Team on 922 751 867 for the latest offers.

Wear your poppy with much pride

THIS year’s Poppy Appeal campaign runs from 26th October until 11th November, which is Armistice Day.

And Remembrance Sunday is always the second Sunday in November – the Sunday nearest that date.

Every poppy helps the Royal British Legion to support the British Armed Forces, past and present, and their families - both in the UK and overseas.

There is no minimum donation and your contribution truly counts, whatever the amount!

A beneficiary and her two young children, recently supported by the Legion in Spain following a family breakdown wrote: “I cannot thank you enough for all your hard work and help that you have offered to me at this difficult time.

“You have been so kind and helpful, and I really don’t know what I would have done.”

It is a matter of personal choice whether people chooses to wear a poppy, and also how they choose to wear it.

There is no right or wrong lapel, leaf position, time of day, or start date to wear one.

The best way to wear a

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poppy is to wear it with pride.

The correct time to wear a poppy is whenever you feel that you want to stand shoulder to shoulder with all who serve.

Traditionally, our Poppy Appeal runs for the two weeks leading up to Armistice Day or Remembrance Sunday, whichever is later.

Poppies are offered during the campaign, but you can wear a poppy all year round to show your support for the Armed Forces’ community past and present – whether it be a pin, brooch, wristband or the paper poppy.

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News In Brief Community service for fraud

A TENERIFE driver has been sentenced to four months’ community service, plus a 360euro fine for displaying a false disabled parking badge.

Local La Laguna police spotted the vehicle with its false documentation in Taco, last September.

Daniel‘s relative dies here

THOMAS ROCHE, father of Daniel O’Donnell’s wife, Majella, has passed away here in Tenerife.

The Irish singer’s management announced the death on his website in a brief statement earlier this week. It read: “It is with sadness that we announce the death of Thomas Roche Daniel’s father in law, Husband of Marion, father to Michael, Josephine, Majella & Moira, who passed away peacefully at 6.30pm this evening. May he rest in peace.”

Hundreds of fans have already expressed their condolences to the couple through social media.

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Pensions and benefits - don’t miss out on it!

PAYMENTS by the Department for Work and Pensions (DWP) to accounts in Tenerife and mainland Spain will soon need an International Bank Account Number (IBAN) and Bank Identification Code (BIC).

After 31st January, Euro-zone banks will not accept any DWP direct payments without these details.

If the DWP does not already hold them, you will soon receive a letter asking for them. You should complete the attached form and return it to them as soon as possible.

Failure to do so may mean your payments being stopped. You can get the IBAN and BIC details from your bank account statement, or directly from your bank.

If you have not received a DWP letter, it

may mean it has your details already, so you don’t need to do anything further.

Those who have their pension or benefits

paid into a UK bank account are not affected by this change.

For more information about the change to European bank ac-

count numbers, visit The European Commission website at http:// ec.europa.eu/internal_ market/payments/sepa/ index_en.htm

Who’s up for this Ceilidh?

TENNIS star Maria Sharapova, ranked world No3, has spent a week recuperating from injury at the Gran Hotel Bahia del Duque, in Costa Adeje.

The Russian beauty has been getting help from therapist and friend, Michal Novotny, for a nagging right shoulder injury at the recovery clinic.

Maria said in her official Facebook account: “My shoulder has improved a lot in the last week, and I can finally start my rehab before going back on the court.

“I could not have been in a better place to work and relax. Thanks for the hospitality and love of all of you. Hopefully, I will come back soon, not for rehabilitation but on vacation.”

Doctor’s charred body

THE authorities have confirmed that the charred body found in a burnt-out car earlier this week in Guimar was that of a 68-year-old, retired Candelaria doctor.

An autopsy has been carried out but, as yet, no confirmed results have been released.

The Guardia Civil are investigating various theories, including that there was more than one killer, that it was an accident meant to scare which went horribly wrong, or that it was financially-related to one of the companies of which he was a director.

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JIM and Lynn Williamson, who have recently bought a property in Golf del Sur, are enthusiastic Scottish Country dancers.

And they are join any Ceilidh or Scottish Country dance group meeting in South of Tenerife.

A frustrated Jim says: “So far, our research has not discovered one, and if none exists, we would be interested in helping to start one if we can find others who are interested.

“Scottish Country

dancing is a great funsocial activity which is also good exercise for both the mind and body.”

If you are an experienced dancer or a complete novice who fancies trying it, or a musician who would like to play for a group, please email SCDinTenerife@outlook.com Jim adds: “We will acknowledge all responses and, if there is sufficient interest, try to arrange an initial meeting of interested parties.”

Richard Thornley (left) with whiskey donor David Urquhart

A rare whiskey takes the biscuit THE Lions Club of Santiago del Teide held their annual Gala Charity Night on Saturday in El Marques, Puerto de Santiago.

Supported by over 100 guests and with the generous sponsorship of a number of local companies, they raised 3,000 euros. It will be spent on providing food and basic necessities for many local families suffering in these harsh economic times, as part of their ongoing programme which started in October 2011.

As always, the buffet was magnificent, and brilliant entertainment

was provided by talented guitar duo Nexo, plus the incredible Ryan East.

Highlight of the evening was an auction for a rare 1981 Single Malt Whiskey, kindly donated

by Mr David Urquhart.

An incredible 500 euros was the winning bid, made by local resident Richard Thornley.

If you would like to know more about Santiago del Teide Lions Club activities, visit the website on: www.santiagodelteidelionsclub.com or follow them on Facebook under “Lions Club Santiago del Teide”.

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Sue tees up for Helping Hands

SUE GLADWIN, 2012 captain of Amarilla Golf Club, held several events throughout the year and raised a fabulous sum of 3,095 euros for her chosen charity, Helping Hands.

The money was used to purchase muchneeded physiotherapy equipment for Guargacho’s CEE Disabled School.

Liz Montague, who runs Helping Hands, said the director of the school, along with all the staff, were extreme-

ly grateful to Sue and her supporters for this vital equipment for the children.

In the last 12 months, Helping Hands has lifted the school staff by purchasing many items of which they were in desperate need.

Follow Helping Hands on Facebook, or through the website www.helpinghandstenerife.org and see what a fantastic job the charity is performing, as ever, for the under-privileged kids of Tenerife.

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Big boost for online buyers NEW Spanish legislation to improve consumer protection for online purchasers will give them a longer period to seek refunds and return faulty goods.

Until now, buyers wanting their money back had to ask for it

within seven days, but this has now increased to two weeks.

And, where the seller does not specifically inform the customer of the time limit, it will be extended up to one year.

Buyers must also be prompted to accept the final price, so that hidden extras cannot added after the purchase is made.

Greater rights for the

consumer concerning delivery timescales, and the risk of loss in the post or damage to the product, are included in the new law, which also covers telephone purchases.

These are not considered binding until the customers have either signed the offer papers or sent their written agreement by fax, letter, email or text message.

Ana Mato, Minister for Health, Social Services and Equality, is behind the new law, now in operation, and says it will improve the confidence of those buying online.

And this, in turn, will give companies who sell their products and services on the internet a boost in trade as customers begin to trust online services more.

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Charity’s appeal, with a pampering Chris Kamara @chris_kammy Congratulations @fergalflaherty 2nd year running voted best solo act in Tenerife, Hole in the Wall where everyone is welcome Kammy delighted on hearing of Fergal’s TEA win Danny Darcy @dannydarcy72 Best band in Tenerife 2013...#Delighted #Greatday And Darcy is smiling as well!

Tramps Tenerife @Tramps_Tenerife BIG congratulations to DJ Snoopy from Tramps, Tenerifes, Best DJ!!

So is Snoopy!!

BAMBOO Hair Design, in La Caleta, are hosting a Ladies Pamper Evening on Wednesday (23rd Oct) in support of the Helping Hands children’s charity.

Come along and support this excellent fundraiser being hosted at Bamboo’s fabulous airconditioned salon, at the c.c. San Sebastian on the way to La Caleta.

You will be able to try and buy the Bamboo services, in conjunction with the Forever Living aloe health & well-being

and weight management products.

Free Forever Living aloe facial and pedicure treatments will be offered for everyone there (pre-booked appointments recommended).

You can also receive a free hair or colour consultation, plus teethwhitening advice.

Please bring your wallets with you as a small donation for any services taken, to be given to Helping Hands, will be requested.

There will also be a draw for fabulous gifts and prizes, with all proceeds going to Helping Hands.

And any orders placed for Forever Living prod-

Emma Campbell @ecampbel The seals were so cute at the Siam Park yesterday! #tenerife @ Siam Park They are cute every day Emma!

Jo Summerbell @josummerbell Japanese restaurant tonight. There are SIX restaurants to choose from at our hotel. Don’t know what any of this food on the menu is tho I’m guessing you should go for the menu in English Jo...

Airam Glez @airgonz Sergio Aragoneses fuera de la lista del CD Tenerife para Ponferrada..

Big shock as Tenerife captain is dropped! gran†johnston @GrantJohnston1 Just writ off a go-kart in Tenerife! Tractor tire on top of me and everything! #shambles We’ve all done that Grant. Just don’t get beaten by a girl Sarah Nicola Randall @MissSarahRandz ladies in red this eve.... Bish bash BOSH !!!

Everyone get to @Linekers10erife #TheWorldFamous ‘Glamour Model’ Sarah let’s her hair down and pups out in Linekers Maria Sharapova ?@MariaSharapova Can you guess where I am? You’re right :) on the top of Teide.

Maria plays games with her millions of followers!

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dedicated, pre-booked appointment any time between now and 26th October.

You must quote “charity colour offer” when booking, so don’t delay - book today for your Charity Pamper Evening slot for a free facial or pedicure treatment, or the massively-discounted colour treatment, on 922 702 546 (salon opening times 9.30am-2pm and 4.307pm).

Appointments for the Pamper evening are available between 6.30-8.30 pm, so please support this worthy charity.

Grant approved for Tenerife’s athletes The Cabildo of Tenerife has approved a grant of 53,438.59 euros to help athletes and sports clubs compete outside of the island.

During the months of May and June 2013, 567 athletes benefited from the fund.

The further grant was agreed at a meeting of the Tenerife Cabildo, last Monday.

Bahía del Duque @Bahiadelduque Thanks to @MariaSharapova for choosing us to enjoy her holiday in #Tenerife Tennis legend leaves an impression in Tenerife

Dan Armstrong @danarm91 Had to start playing the PR game from Tenerife down #Sheffield high street. People trying to spout sh**e to you every 10 yards.

But were they offering you two for one with a free shot?

ucts will need to be paid for on the night, because further donations from these orders will also go to the charity fund.

In further support of the charity evening, Bamboo Hair Design will offer any permanent colour treatment at another 20% discount (in addition to the Tenerife residencia discount that always apply) until 26th Oct. Again, a small donation in lieu of this huge massive discount will be requested for Helping Hands.

This service will not be offered at the “Pamper” evening but in a

Carlos Alonso, Cabildo President explained, “These grants are critical for athletes from Tenerife to compete away from our island, the Cabildo are making every effort so that athletes can cope with travel.

The grants help to cover the costs of accommodation, meals etc whilst the athletes are competing.

A Posh night to remember OUR posh fund-raising bash at Vivo, Las Americas, takes place tomorrow (Saturday) from 7pm, so fish out your best togs for this black tie and posh frock event.

You’ll be entertained by the Bitter and Twisted, while enjoying a twocourse meal with wine, beer and soft drinks at the table.

Later, chill out on the terrace with Marc Craig and, maybe, some special guests. Tickets are 25 euros each (12.50 for children), Call Sue quickly on 629 388 102 as tickets are now very limited.

The dress code is optional, so come as

you please. But we thought we needed an excuse to dress up for a change.

Dog of the Week Rip is around two years old and is a very

timid boy, who looks to have a bit of Bijon in there somewhere.

He came to us with a severely-matted coat, but Hospivet Sur’s Irene gave him a hair

cut and he is all clean and nice now. All he needs is some TLC because he is very scared.

Can you give him his forever home, and the care he deserves? If so, call Sue on 629 388 102 for more details.

Charity shop news Our 2014 calendars, produced by Steve Sands and Siobhan Ferguson are in stock now, at our shops and events, so get yours quickly to avoid disappointment.

A minimum 2.99-euro donation is all we ask.

We need shop volunteers in our Los Cristianos shop. If you can spare a few hours a week, please call Kel on 622 829 073.

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Così fan tutte Thursday 24th October – Sunday 27th October Sala Sinfónica Tickets from 15 to 25 euros One of the innovations of Ópera de Tenerife is the creation of an academy, entitled Ópera Estudio, which will present Così fan tutte by Mozart. Work began in September and October and will feature a musical masterclass with Giulio Zappa and a stage direction masterclass with Nicola Berloffa.

The Jimmy Cricket Laughter Show 26th October Showtime venue ‘... and there’s more!’. Yes indeed the man with the wellies is here on Tenerife for one night only of quick fire gags and general tomfoolery. Legend of such TV shows as ‘The Comedians’ and ‘The Wheel Tappers and Shunters Social Club’ our Jimmy won’t let you down. He hit the headlines recently when he had a pair of concrete wellies, made specially for him by a friend, stolen (oh no!)... don’t ask... tis true!

Tickets 0034 639 101 311 The Ten-Diez Movement 26th October - 2nd November Magma, Centro de Arte & Congreso, Playa de Las Americas Their first event in September 2012 was a huge success and this year the line up of lectures, exhibitions and workshops will no doubt be another big hit. On show this year will be sculptures, paintings and of course photography. The exhibitions include classic cars, antiques, art, classic cameras and even fantasy body art painting and the list of lectures is extensive, covering many different genres of photography.

Doors will open at 10:00hrs on Saturday the 26th and the Inauguration (opening) will be at 20:30hrs on the same day, with live music commencing at 21:00hrs.

Breast Cancer Pink Party!

20th October, 11am In Association Ámate benefit for women with breast cancer Tenerife.

Location: Terrace San Borondón, Avd Americas No. 5, Parque Santiago III.

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Opera for all President of the Tenerife Cabildo, Carlos Alonso, has announced a participatory concert called, ‘Grandes coros de opera’ which will be held on November 2nd at the Tenerife Auditorium Adán Martín in Santa Cruz.

This initiative, organised by the “La Caixa” Foundation and CajaCanarias, allowS about 200 music fans to interpret choral symphonies, by the Tenerife Symphony Orchestra under

the baton of Marzio Conti.

The presentation ceremony was attended by regional director of ‘la Caixa’ in the Canaries, Andres Orozco, President of the Management Committee of the Foundation CajaCanarias, Marisa Tejedor, and Island Councillor of Culture and Heritage, Cristobal de la Rosa.

The musical event is part of the joint work that drives the two entities to develop social

and cultural projects that contribute to improving the quality of life of citizens of the Canary Islands.

Participatory concerts offer people that are fond of music the opportunity to participate in an important educational project with renowned professionals.

Carlos Alonso commented, “this is an important cultural activity demonstrating the commitment of the Cabildo of Tenerife for Culture.

Similarly, it is very positive that in the current economic situation, these entities and the Corporation come together to work together.

Equally important is the list of artists and fans that will be able to work with the great masters of music.”

Besides the traditional Handel’s Messiah, other works include Mozart’s Requiem, Carmina Burana by Carl Orff and Coronation Mass, Mozart.

Spot prize for dancing dog?

Accion del Sol news AN excellent time was had by all at Sunday’s Accion event at the Terrace Bar, Amarilla Golf, with 300 people turning out in support of the dogs.

Popular entertainer Adrian was accompanied by Accion’s ‘Dancing Dalmation’, elegant young dancers showed off their moves, and a cheeky young chap did a wonderful Michael Jackson rendition.

There were some super raffle prizes, the children enjoyed the workshop and bouncy castle and the afternoon finished off with a fashion show.

A big thanks to the Terrace Bar for letting Accion use the venue, and the performers for giving their time for free.

The only missing ingredient was Karen Clack, a much-valued Accion volunteer.

We were going to celebrate her 50th birthday at the fiesta but, unfor-

tunately, Karen was ill and could not join us.

Accion del Sol staff and all its supporters wish her a speedy recovery and look forward to celebrate her birthday soon.

Inscription is open for the next “star competition”.

We are looking for a child singer or performance star on 8th December.

International judges

will be there to decide who will be the winner (only children between 3-18 years may enter). and there will be fabulous prizes!

If you are looking for an ever-loving pet, please visit the refuge, which is open MondayFriday from 3-6pm, or call 922 778 630 for more information.

The refuge is situated at the Granadilla Industrial Estate, Exit 51

on the TF1, right next to the windmills on the ecological park.

Maybe adoption is too big a commitment, but you can help Accion del Sol in other ways because staff are always looking for people to walk the dogs on the nearby beach and surrounding countryside.

They love being pampered that extra bit and always welcome a bit of TLC and a nice walk.

Please take the time to visit Acción del Sol anyway. It is a first-class refuge, where the care of the dogs is second to none.

Together we can help ease the chronic situation here in Tenerife. The dogs who are dumped by callous owners have suffered enough, and now is the time for change.

With your help, we CAN make a difference to animal welfare on the Island if we all work together to improve their situation.

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Fancy a glass of red, my darling?

EXCLUSIVE French wine merchants Le Clos has unveiled a Balthazar (12 litres) of Château Margaux 2009.

And its £128,297 price tag makes it the world’s most expensive bottle of red wine ever to be retailed.

Le Clos, the renowned game-changing retailer of fine wines and luxury spirits, is the global partner selected to offer the Château Margaux Balthazar which is on display at the Le Clos flagship store at Dubai International.

It is the first time in the history of Château Margaux that Balthazars have been bottled.

The 2009 vintage, which can be aged for over a century, is wide-

ly reputed to be one of the best vintages ever produced by Château Margaux.

Only six Balthazars have been produced, of which only three will be offered for sale; all exclusively through Le Clos.

The 12-litre Balthazar is housed in an impres-

sive case of oak and raised on steel legs, symbolising the barrels resting in the Château Margaux cellars.

The Balthazar’s visual appearance, beautifully engraved with gold by master craftsmen, is eclipsed only by the quality of wine itself.

Its owner will enjoy a priceless experience: a first-class flight to France to visit the first growth’s estate, enjoying a private tour of its cellars and vineyard, before having dinner at the Château, hosted by Paul Pontallier, Chief Winemaker and Managing Director of Châ-

teau Margaux.

The Château Margaux 2009 is undoubtedly one of the best vintages produced since the Mentzelopoulos family took over the ownership in 1977.

It is a wine of wonderful concentration, finesse, balance and freshness, and its finish remains fresh, flavoursome and of astonishing length. Oliver Dixon, Head of Fine Wine at Le Clos, said: “To be given this honour by Château Margaux underlines the Le Clos position as a world leader in bringing rare fine wines to market.

“We are immensely proud to display this limited edition at our flagship store in Dubai Airport’s Terminal 3.”

Mr Pontallier said: “To mark this fantastic vintage, we are delighted to create a unique

opportunity by partnering with Le Clos to offer three Balthazars to the world’s international and discerning wine-buyers.

Château Margaux’s history stretches back over 400 years, during which time the estate has produced some of the world’s best wines time and again.

“The Château Margaux 2009 vintage is one of the finest we have ever produced, which is why we chose to bottle it in this magnificent format.”

The famous Château Margaux vineyard sits on top of one of the deepest gravel deposits in the Medoc area of Bordeaux.

It is the lightness of soil and depth of gravel which give Château Margaux its perfumed nose, elegance and poise.

English not the first language for many schools in England!

ASTONISHING statistics from the UK’s Department of Education reveal that 90% of students in 240 schools in England do not speak English as a first language.

In the last academic year, its census figures show five primary schools from nearly 17,000 in total - had no native speakers, with 100% of their pupils speaking English as a second language.

Sky News visited one of the five schools - the Sacred Heart Primary School in Tipton, West Midlands - which has since admitted three native speakers.

Staff at the primary school believe they have a winning formula for teaching children from a diverse community.

English is the second language for 95% of

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the school’s 128 pupils - the vast majority of them with parents from Pakistan or Bangladesh.

Sacred Heart Primary has recently won a regional award for its inclusive policy and standards of education.

Head teacher Melanie Gee told Sky News she takes a pragmatic approach: “Our school is really no different from any other. We have a curriculum and all the lessons are taught in English, she said.

“We have got bilingual staff. Children in the very early days will probably communicate to the staff in nursery in their home language, but within a couple of weeks we find that they are communicating in English.

“The majority of our bilingual staff, if we use them, are actually here to communicate more with the parents than with the children.”

Children speak Urdu,

Bengali, Punjabi, French, Polish and Tamil as well as English at the school.

Helen Pflaumer, ethnic minority achievement leader at Sacred Heart, said they encourage the children to interact with staff in English for the most part.

“There may be an occasion where, if they want to discuss something in more depth, we can say ‘use your home language if that’s going to be easier for you’.

“But we obviously tend to feed back in English, largely because of the Englishspeaking teachers.

The children pick up English so quickly, and they and the parents are very happy about that.”

Occasionally, they need to bring in an interpreter, which stretches the budget.

But Mrs Gee maintains that it never compromises the running of the school.

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Buy a Picasso for a few quid!

AN artwork by the legendary Pablo Picasso, worth around £675,000, will go for as little as £85!

L’Homme au Gibus - or Man With Opera Hat - is being offered as a raffle prize to raise money for charity. It has been authenticated by Picasso’s children, Maya Picasso and Claude Ruiz-Picasso.

It will be the first time a work by one of the major painters will change hands in such a way.

Olivier Picasso told Sky News that his grandfather would have loved the idea.

“He was a pioneer and he was happy to be the first in every kind of situation,” he said.

“He was a helpful person, very generous, giving money around him during many difficult times.”

The 50,000 raffle tickets available cost 100 euros (£85) each, and the official draw will be held in Paris on 18th December under the strict supervision of Sotheby’s and a court bailiff.

The 5m euros which will almost certainly be raised by raffle, will help finance preservation projects in the ancient Phoenician city of Tyre, in southern Lebanon.

It was damaged badly during the Lebanese civil war but is now a Unesco World Heritage site.

Olivier Picasso and French journalist Peri Cochin, whose Iraqi and Lebanese family have long been involved in protecting Tyre, instigated the raffle project

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A double blow for households BRITISH GAS is increasing prices by an average 9.2%, which will affect 7.8 million households.

Peri said: “It’s a dream.

So many people would love to have a Picasso and will never be able to afford it, so it really is a dream that could come true.

“If you win it and you don’t want to keep it, you can sell it, of course.”

Some art lovers might be concerned to see fine art being paraded as a raffle prize, but Times art critic Rachel CampbellJohnston believes this is unlikely to become a trend.

“It’s a gimmick to raise money for a charity,” she said. “We’re not going to see Sotheby’s and Christie’s closing down their modern and contemporary sales while everyone buys raffle tickets.

“But it’s actually not that democratic at £85 a pop. It’s not going to place a Picasso in a council estate. I’m going to think several times before spending £85 on a ticket.”

People can enter the competition from all over the world by purchasing a ticket online.

Man With Opera Hat - a cubist period-piece from 1914 - goes on display at the 20th century art and design fair PAD London.

The company is the second major supplier of household energy to hike prices, following SSE’s announcement last week.

Electricity and gas prices will rise by 10.4% and 8.4% respectively from 23rd November, which is higher in percentage terms than that of SSE, whose bills will go up by 8.2% from 15th November.

British Gas said in a statement: “We recognise that energy bills are a real worry for hardpressed households,

particularly at a time when the cost of living is rising faster than incomes. ”The announcement, which will add about £2 a week to the average dual-fuel bill, reflects the increasing cost of: buying energy in global markets, delivering gas and electricity to the home, and the Government’s social and environmental programmes, which are paid for through customers’ bills.”

But the firm pledged that more than 500,000 of its elderly and most in-need customers would be protected by an automatic discount - worth £60 per dual-fuel household - to offset the increase throughout the winter.

British Gas said the discount was on top of the £135 many of these customers will get via the Government’s Warm Home Discount scheme.

Ian Peters, Managing Director of British Gas Residential Energy, added: “I know these are difficult times for many customers, and I totally understand the frustration that so many household costs keep on rising, when incomes aren’t keeping pace.

“We haven’t taken this decision lightly, but what’s pushing up energy prices are costs that are not all directly under our control, such as the global price of energy, charges that we have to pay for using the national grid that

delivers energy to the home, and the cost of the Government’s social and environmental programmes.

“Energy efficiency is the best way to keep bills down, and I encourage anyone who has not benefited from them to go online and check if they are eligible.”

Tellingly, shares in SSE and British Gas-owner Centrica fell sharply in the wake of the announcement, wiping a combined £2.7bn off the value of the firms.

Energy-bill prices sparked a political frenzy last month when Labour leader Ed Miliband pledged to freeze prices for 20 months if his party won power at the 2015 general election.

Paul pots life story on film A FILM has been made about the life story of Paul Potts, the opera singer who took the first Britain’s Got Talent show by storm in 2007.

One Chance, which premiered last night (Thursday) in London, traces the Welshman’s incredible rise to stardom.

It charts his journey, all the way from childhood to the moment he startled the BGT judges with his rendition of Nessun Dorma.

He is played by Gavin & Stacey star James Corden, and Potts, a former mobile phone salesman from Port Talbot, in Neath, said: “It was quite interesting to see James try to take on Nessun Dorma and pick up some of

my mannerisms. “The strangest thing for me was seeing his mouth moving, but my voice coming out of it.”

Potts endured a tough childhood, a victim of persistent verbal and physical bullying.

Corden said: “This is

about a boy who grows up in an industrial steel town and dreams of being an opera singer in a town where no one even listens to opera, let alone wants to be an opera singer.

“Through endless adversity and through so many hurdles he has to jump, he doesn’t give up.”

The film, which opens in the UK next Friday (25th Oct), also stars Julie Walters as Potts’ mother, Colm Meanie as his father, Mackenzie Crook as his best friend and Alexandra Roach as his supportive, longsuffering wife.

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The Paradise See page 27

Wednesday 23rd October, ITV1, 20.00

Fox Wars See page 30

Four upcoming films will mark the end of Agatha Christie’s Poirot, and see David Suchet reprise his iconic role as the world famous Belgian detective for the very last time. After the final film has aired every major literary work by Christie, featuring Hercule Poirot, will have been adapted.

Set against the backdrop of the impending WWII, the first film, The Big Four, plunges Poirot into a world he has never been before – one of global espionage. The public are in panic after the shocking death of Russian grandmaster Ivan Savaranoff (Michael Culkin) and Poirot must try to determine the good guys from the bad, as a complex plot sees a host of international figures used like pawns.

The film welcomes back iconic characters Captain Hastings (Hugh Fraser), Inspector Japp (Phillip Jackson) and Miss Lemon (Pauline Moran).

Adapted by award-winning screenwriter and actor Mark Gatiss and actor Ian Hallard, The Big Four welcomes back iconic characters Captain Hastings (Hugh Fraser), Inspector Japp (Phillip Jackson) and Miss Lemon (Pauline Moran).

Episodic synopsis: The world stands on the edge of an abyss as the outbreak of World War II grows ever closer…

In an effort to demonstrate international unity, the Peace Party hosts a grand reception, which re-unites Poirot (David Suchet) with his good friend Japp (Philip Jackson), now Assistant Commissioner of the Met. The illustrious crowd also includes English diplomat Stephen Paynter (Steven Pacey), and the French scientist and Peace Party stalwart, Madame Olivier (Patricia Hodge). The American tycoon, and hearty backer of the Party, Abe Ryland (James Carroll Jordan), fronts the event, which climaxes in an exciting game of chess, where he takes on the reclusive Russian Grandmaster, Dr Ivan Savaranoff (Michael Culkin).

But the match has barely begun, when suddenly Savaranoff collapses - dead! Panic quickly spreads when Ryland suspiciously disappears. Daily Comet journalist, Tysoe (Tom Brooke), covers every development in great, sensational detail, claiming the murder to be the work of a group of ruthless political agitators, tagged as the ‘The Big Four’.

Then when Jonathan Whalley (Peter Symonds), the biographer of the Peace Party’s Chinese leader, is also strangely and brutally murdered, the Big Four have the attention of Hercule Poirot and the world.

Tysoe is keen to join forces with Poirot, an anonymous source has been feeding the journalist information on the Big Four, apparently a mole from within. Poirot and Japp decide to pool resources with him when it appears that his informer is murdered – leaving behind evidence, which suggests this dissident and dangerous group is in fact none other than the Peace Party! A theory only reinforced by the disappearances of Ryland, and then Madame Olivier, shortly after the murder of unassuming conciliator Paynter.

Poirot realises that each of these crimes is so dramatic and expertly stage-managed as to be almost theatrical… and the murderer must indeed be a master of disguise in order to pull off such varied and ingenious plans. Through a scrapbook found at Whalley’s house, he tracks down failing actress Flossie Monro (Sarah Parish), whom he believes may unwittingly be at the root of all this bloodshed. However, before he can pursue his theories, Poirot himself is also killed! Or is he?

Captain Hastings (Hugh Fraser) and Miss Lemon (Pauline Moran) return for the funeral of their old friend, but of course things are never as they seem, and soon the theatrics of the Big Four climax with a deadly final act – but on whom will the curtain fall this time?

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Friday Friday Frida 06:00.............................Breakfast 09:15 .......................Fake Britain 10:00 ................... Homes Under the Hammer 11:00 .................... Real Rescues 11:45 ...............................Britain's Empty Homes 12:15 ....................Bargain Hunt 13:00 ............BBC News at One 13:30 ......... BBC London News 13:45 .............................. Doctors 14:15 ....................... Keeping Up Appearances 14:45 ....................... Keeping Up Appearances 15:15 ......................... Perfection 16:00 ............................Escape to the Country 16:30 ............... Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 17:15 ............................ Pointless 18:00 ........ BBC News at Six 19:00 ...........The One Show 19:30 ........ Ronnie's Animal Crackers 20:00 ................ EastEnders 20:30 .....................Miranda 21:00 .................. Have I Got News for You 21:30 ..............Citizen Khan Sitcom following the trials and tribulations of self-appointed Muslim community leader Mr Khan and his long-suffering family. Mr Khan wants to go to the mosque to meet the local MP, who is visiting to endorse the mosque's mobile men's health check unit. Khan needs to take a guinea pig, and future son-in-law Amjad fits the bill perfectly. Mrs Khan and the girls are off to buy baby clothes for a friend's new baby. Mrs Khan loves babies, and is looking forward very much to Amjad and Shazia providing her with lots and lots of them in the very near future. Amjad's health check does not quite go to plan as Mr Khan causes him to attend the doctor's for real, potentially creating terrible consequences for the family.

22:00 ....... BBC News at Ten 22:35 ............... The Graham Norton Show 23:20 ............. Bluestone 42 23:50................. Poltergeist

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06:00 ................. Homes Under the Hammer

06:00 ........................... Daybreak

07:00.................. Real Rescues

09:25 ........................ The Jeremy Kyle Show

07:45............... Britain's Empty Homes

08:30.............................. Lorraine

10:30 .................... This Morning

08:15 ............................. Wanted Down Under

11:25............................ ITV News

09:00................................ Flog it!

Trade Secrets

12:30 .................. Loose Women

10:00 ...............Question Time 11:00........................ BBC News 12:00 .......... The Daily Politics 13:00 ....................Mastermind

11:30 .................... This Morning 13:30............................. ITV News and Weather 14:00 ........................ Dickinson's Real Deal

13:30 ......... The Weakest Link

15:00 ............................. The Alan Titchmarsh Show

14:15 ...... Great British Menu

16:00 ....................Tipping Point

14:45.................. Floyd on Fish

17:00 ..........................The Chase

15:15 .................Are You Being Served?

18:00...... ITV News London

15:45 ........................'Allo, 'Allo!

18:30 ............. ITV News and Weather

16:15 ....... Cagney and Lacey

19:00 ................ Emmerdale

17:00 .............................. Flog It! 18:00 .................Eggheads 18:30............ Strictly Come Dancing: It Takes Two 19:00 .....Rick Stein's India Rick Stein travels India, exploring the different cuisines around the country. He arrives in the royal state of Rajasthan, the land of the kings. The majority of Rajasthanis are serious meat eaters with dishes like Junglee Maas, a perfect combination of meat, chillies and spices, easily accessible on game hunts - the favourite pastime of both the Rajputs and Moghuls. This is a land of palaces and hilltop forts, mostly desert and very different from the state of Himachal Pradesh, nestled on the foothills of the Western Himalayas and believed, at one time, to be the abode of the Gods. Due to its mountainous terrain the locals tend to enjoy a diet of wild herbs, rice and dried pulses - foods that can easily be preserved. Rick joins local nobility as they host a gathering in their home village and attains an audience with the Dalai Lama.

19:30 ..... Coronation Street 20:00 ..........................Gino's Italian Escape

20:00............. Mastermind 20:30...Gardeners' World

The victims of the siege worry that life in Emmerdale will never be the same. Joanie finally reaches a decision regarding Amy's relationship with Kyle. Kerry is left to make a choice that deeply affects Ruby's baby plans.

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21:00.......... Natural World

22:00 ..............................QI 22:30 ............... Newsnight 23:05............... Later... with Jools Holland

Chef Gino D'Acampo continues his culinary journey around his native Italy. In this episode, he returns to Campania - the region where he grew up and where his family still live. He particularly wants to visit the town of Gragnano, which is world-famous for its pasta. Gragnano's natural elements of sea breezes, hot sunshine and mountain water all contribute to its outstanding pasta. Gino visits one of the town's historic pasta factories where local ladies teach him the traditional skill of hand-rolling fusilli. He picks cherries from the surrounding orchards to create a contemporary version of the classic dessert tiramisu, and pays a visit to his family. Nervously, Gino decides to cook a delectable dinner for them - Gragnano's legendary pasta with salmon in a spicy arrabbiata sauce.

20:30...... Coronation Street 21:00........... Piers Morgan's Life Stories 22:00 ......... ITV News at Ten and weather 22:35................... Bowfinger

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ay Friday Friday 18th October 06:00 .........The Treacle People 06:10 ........................ The Hoobs 07:00 ............ According to Jim 07:30 ................. Will and Grace 07:55 .................................Frasier 08:55 .............Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 ......................Four Rooms 11:00 ..........A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 12:05 ............Gordon Ramsay's Home Cooking 12:35.......................... Jamie's 15 Minute Meals 13:05................... Murphy's War 15:10 ...................... Countdown 16:00 ...............Deal or No Deal 17:00 ....................Four in a Bed 17:30 ...... Come Dine with Me 18:00........The Simpsons CW choice 18:30 .................. Hollyoaks 19:00 ........ Channel 4 News 19:30 .... Unreported World 20:00 .........Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 21:00......... 8 Out of 10 Cats 21:30 .................Man Down 22:00 ................... Alan Carr: Chatty Man

06:00.....................Children's TV

06:00 ........................Emmerdale

06:20......... Coastguard Florida

08:45........Bananas in Pyjamas

06:55......You've Been Framed!

07:05 .....MasterChef Australia

08:55 .........Milkshake Monkey

08:05.................... Covert Affairs

09:00 ........................ Tickety Toc

07:55......................... The Jeremy Kyle Show USA

09:15.............. The Wright Stuff

08:40....................... Dinner Date

10:00 ................................The Bill

11:10 ............ Cowboy Builders 12:10 .........5 News Lunchtime 12:15 .........Police Interceptors 13:15 .............Home and Away 13:45 ...................... Neighbours 14:15 ...................The Mentalist 15:15 ................Gracie's Choice 17:00....................... 5 News at 5 17:30....................... Neighbours 18:00........ Home and Away

09:40..... The Real Housewives of New York City 10:35 ..... The Real Housewives of Orange County 11:30 ...................Big Rich Texas 12:30 ........................Emmerdale 13:00........................ Emmerdale 13:30 .....You've Been Framed!

14:00 ........................ The Jeremy Kyle Show

18:30 ............Newstalk Live

15:05......................... The Jeremy Kyle Show

19:00 ................ The World's Strongest Man

16:10 ..... The Real Housewives of Orange County

20:00 ....Caught on Camera 21:00.......... Hens Behaving Badly 22:00 .................... Celebrity Wedding Planner

17:05................... Big Rich Texas 18:00 ............... Dinner Date 19:00.......................... You've Been Framed!

20:00 .......The X Factor USA

09:00.................................The Bill 11:00 .................. 1-800-Missing 12:00 ...................... Doctor Who 13:00 .....MasterChef Australia 14:00 ........ Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 15:00 ........ Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 16:00 ........ Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 17:00 ..............................Oddities 17:30 ..............................Oddities 18:00................ Doctor Who 19:00 ................ MasterChef Australia 20:00 ................ Traffic Cops 21:00................ Traffic Cops 23:00 .............. Booze Patrol Australia

23:00..................Angels and Demons

22:00................. The Bourne Identity

23:30 .............. Booze Patrol Australia

06:00 ...............................Dog the Bounty Hunter

06:00 ........Nothing to Declare

07:10........................................ The Gadget Show

06:00 .........Friday Night Lights

06:30 ...............................Dog the Bounty Hunter

08:00... RSPCA Animal Rescue

08:00 ..................... Ace of Cakes

08:00 .......Star Trek: Enterprise

07:00 ....................... The Middle

09:30 ....................The Real A&E

08:00 ...................Stargate SG-1 09:00 ...................Stargate SG-1

06:30 ........Nothing to Declare 09:00.....................The Real A&E 10:00.................Criminal Minds

08:30 ..................... Ace of Cakes 09:00............................. Top Gear 10:00............................. Top Gear

07:00 ..........................................ER 09:00 .......................Blue Bloods 10:00 ..........................................ER 11:00 .......................Blue Bloods

11:00................ Criminal Minds

11:00 ....................... Traffic Cops 12:00 ..................... Ace of Cakes

11:00.......... NCIS: Los Angeles

12:00 ............. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

13:00 .............................Top Gear

14:00................... Hawaii Five-0

14:00................ Criminal Minds

14:00 .............................Top Gear

15:00 ...................Stargate SG-1

16:00... RSPCA Animal Rescue

15:00....................... Traffic Cops

17:00 ...........................Futurama

17:00........ Emergency Abroad

16:00 ..................... Ace of Cakes

16:00 .............................Star Trek: Enterprise

17:30 ....................... The Middle

18:00.... Nothing to Declare

17:00 .............................Top Gear

17:00 ..........................................ER

18:00 ................ The Middle

18:30.... Nothing to Declare

18:00..................... Top Gear

18:00 .........................House

18:30 ............The Simpsons

19:00 ........CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

19:00 ................ Traffic Cops

19:00..........................House

20:00 ......... Criminal Minds

20:00 ........Storage Hunters

20:00................ Blue Bloods

21:00................ A League of Their Own

21:00 ...........................QI XL

21:00............... Hello Ladies

22:00 ...................... Trollied

22:00 ......................... Nikita

22:00 ..........Mock the Week

21:35........................... Veep

23:00 ........The Mob Doctor

23:20 ................ Never Mind the Buzzcocks

22:10 ................. The Tunnel

22:30.................. Road Wars

10:00.......... NCIS: Los Angeles

20:00............................ Glee

21:00 ..............The Blacklist

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12:00 .......Star Trek: Enterprise 13:00 ..................................House 14:00 ..................................House 15:00 .......................Blue Bloods

23:10 ....................Mad Men

06:00 ........................... Switched 06:25...................................90210 07:10......................... Ugly Betty 08:00 ........................... Charmed 09:00 .....................................Glee 10:00 .............................New Girl 10:30......................Suburgatory 11:00.... Rules of Engagement 11:30 ........................... Charmed 12:30 ...........................Hollyoaks 13:00.......................... How I Met Your Mother 14:00..... The Big Bang Theory 15:00............................. New Girl 15:30..................... Suburgatory 16:00...... Rules of Engagement 17:00...How I Met Your Mother 18:00....The Big Bang Theory 19:00................... Hollyoaks 19:30 .......... How I Met Your Mother 20:00....The Big Bang Theory 20:30........... How I Met Your Mother 21:00....................... G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra 23:20.................. Rude Tube

06:00 ..................Good Morning Sports Fans 07:00................. Good Morning Sports Fans 09:00 .............. Barclays Premier League World 09:30....... Inside the PGA Tour 10:00 ........European Tour Golf 14:00 .................... Kolon Korean Open Golf 15:00 ............................. Ringside 16:00..................................... FL72 17:00 .................... Kolon Korean Open Golf 18:00 ................The Fantasy Football Club 19:00 ....... European Rugby 22:30 ................The Fantasy Football Club 23:30 ........Barclays Premier League

W C choice Gardeners' World BBC2, 20:30

Autumn is in fullswing at Longmeadow but the garden is still looking good. Monty is dividing his Pulmonaria to encourage a good display next spring and he will have some timely advice on protecting plants from the first frosts of the season.

Joe is visiting a suburban oasis packed with tropical plants to find out what it takes to create and maintain exotic planting in a most unlikely location - an exposed back garden with heavy clay soil, just a few miles outside Bristol. It has been a bumper year for berries and our native rowan trees are heavy with fruit. Carol is revealing the myth and magic of this favourite tree in the wild, before exploring a stellar array of rowans from around the world, in the shadow of the giant telescope at Jodrell Bank Observatory.

The Simpsons Channel 4, 18:00

Animated comedy series following the hilarious adventures of a working class, semidysfunctional nuclear family in the misfit city of Springfield. A believer in the mantra finders keepers, a stickyfingered Bart steals actor Denis Leary's phone and uses it for pranking purposes.

Let the mischief and mayhem begin.

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Saturday Saturday S 06:00 ............................Breakfast 10:00 ............................. Saturday Kitchen Live 11:30 .............Paul Hollywood's Bread Paul Hollywood reveals the secrets and versatility of breads from around the world. Sourdough is the ultimate bread for flavour and texture. Paul shows how to cultivate your own sourdough starter, harnessing natural, airborne yeasts to leaven and give amazing flavour to breads.

This is Paul's favourite bread, so he starts by baking a classic sourdough in the traditional banneton, which gives the crust its characteristic ring pattern.

12:00 .................Football Focus 12:45 .......Saturday Sportsday 13:00 ..........................BBC News 13:15........................ Inspire: The Olympic Journey 13:45 ..............................MotoGP 14:45 ....................Bargain Hunt 15:15............................ Escape to the Country 16:00........................ Final Score 17:20 ..........................BBC News 17:40 ............................ Pointless 18:30 ............. Strictly Come Dancing 20:20 ...................... Atlantis 21:05 .............. The National Lottery Live

Saturday Numbers for r are: 19th Octobe Bonus Ball

21:15 .....................Casualty 22:05 .................. BBC News 22:25 ...... Match of the Day 23:55 ...............The Football League Show

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06:00 .......................Animal Park 07:00 ...................Carnival Story 08:35 ..........The Lady Vanishes 10:10........................Reel History of Britain Melvyn Bragg, accompanied by a vintage mobile cinema, travels across the country, to show incredible footage preserved by the British Film Institute and other national and regional film archives, and tell the history of modern Britain. This episode comes from Countesthorpe in Leicestershire and looks back to 1977 when a right royal knees-up was taking place all around the country in honour of the Queen's Silver Jubilee. Jayne Taylor and Linda Leeke relive the day they travelled to London and made the headlines, royal biographer Hugo Vickers reveals how he helped to get the party started and former beauty-queen Nicky Grossman comes face to face with her younger self.

06:10 ........................Matt Hatter Chronicles 06:35............................ Dino Dan 07:00 ............................ Canimals 07:25 ...................................Sooty 07:35 .................... Horrid Henry 07:50 .............. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 08:15 ................................Bottom Knocker Street 08:30 ............... The Munch Box 09:25............................ ITV News 09:30 .......Saturday Cookbook 10:25 ......... Murder, She Wrote 11:25 .............................ITV News and Weather 11:30 .............Surprise Surprise

10:40 ...............The Life of Birds 11:30 ................... Fred Dibnah's Industrial Age 12:00...................... The A to Z of TV Cooking 12:45............... Follow the Fleet 14:35...............Shall We Dance?

16:20 ....................Urban Jungle 16:50 ................The House That ÂŁ100k Built 17:50..................................Flog It! Barrow in Furness. Flog It! Is in Cumbria in the historic town of Barrow in Furness. Presenter Paul Martin is joined by experts David Barby and Anita Manning who waste no time in rummaging through the bags and boxes to find all the hidden gems. David is rendered almost speechless by a collection of artwork that may see him on the way to a Flog It! record and Anita is captivated by some Victorian needlework.

12:30 ...................All Star Family Fortunes 13:15........................ Doc Martin 14:15 ..................... Catchphrase 15:00 ...........Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace 17:35........... ITV News London 18:00..........................You've Been Framed!

18:30 ............Fool Britannia 19:00 .................. The Chase 20:00 ...............The X Factor

18:50.......................... Count Arthur Strong 19:20............ Natural World 20:20 .......... Sir David Frost: That Was the Life That Was 21:20.......Frost on Satire

06:00 ...................Babar and the Adventures of Badou

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Britain's biggest entertainment show returns for the second exciting round of live shows, hosted by Dermot O'Leary. As the public vote to keep their favourite performers in the competition, which of the hopeful acts will sing their way to safety for another week?

Nicole Scherzinger's girls, Sharon Osbourne's over-25s, Louis Walsh's boys and Gary Barlow's groups will be doing everything they can to stand out from the crowd, hoping to prove to the judging panel - and the nation - that they have the talent and charisma to reach the competition's live final in December. The competition now features the dramatic new Flash Vote.

22:20 .....The Sarah Millican Slightly Longer Television Programme

22:05 ............. The Jonathan Ross Show

23:00................ Frost/Nixon

23:25............... Take Me Out

23:10..................... ITV News

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Saturday Saturday 19th October 06:10 .....................Fia GT Series 07:05 ............... VW Racing Cup 07:30.............................. River Rat Race Stockton 08:00 ...........The Morning Line 09:00 ...................The American Football Show 10:00 .................................Frasier 10:30 .............Everybody Loves Raymond 11:00..... The Big Bang Theory 11:30..... The Big Bang Theory 12:00.................. The Simpsons 12:30 ........ Heston's Chocolate Factory Feast 13:30 ........... Channel 4 Racing 16:30 ...... Come Dine with Me 17:00 ...... Come Dine with Me 17:35....... Come Dine with Me 18:3.......Channel 4 News

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19:05 .........Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 20:00 .......... Grand Designs 21:00 .................... Die Hard 23:40............. The Way Back

06:00..................................... Glee 08:00 ....................... The Fantasy Football Club 09:00 .............Sky Sports Game Changers 10:00 .......................Soccer A.M. 12:00 ...............World Wrestling Entertainment Superstars 13:00 .................. Ashley Banjo's Secret Street Crew 14:00 ................. Harrow: A Very British School 15:00 ......... Kingdom of Plants 16:00 ................Modern Family 17:00 .......... NCIS: Los Angeles 18:00 ..... NCIS: Los Angeles 19:00 ............The Simpsons 20:00 ................A League of Their Own 21:00 ......................S.W.A.T. 23:15 ................A League of Their Own

06:00.....................Children's TV 08:25 ..........Angelina Ballerina 08:45 ...............Hana's Helpline 09:00 ................Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom 09:15 .................................. Toby's Travelling Circus 09:30 .... Roary the Racing Car 09:45 ........................Jelly Jamm 10:00 ................Power Rangers: Megaforce 10:35 ............................Slugterra 11:00 .......... The Dog Rescuers 11:30............ Animal Maternity 12:30 ........................... Columbo 14:00 .....Operation Crossbow 16:15 ..... Operation Daybreak 18:30................ Lost Heroes of World War I 19:00 ................The Big Dig 20:00 ................War Hero in My Family 20:55 .......5 News Weekend 21:00 .................. Pale Rider 23:25 ........CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

06:00 .........................Coronation Street Omnibus

06:10 .................................. Booze Patrol Australia

09:40 ........................ Emmerdale Omnibus

06:35................................... Booze Patrol Australia

13:05............. The X Factor USA

07:00.................................The Bill

16:00 ...... Peter Andre: My Life

08:00 ................................The Bill

17:00 .....You've Been Framed!

09:00 ................................The Bill

17:30 ..................Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

10:00 ................................The Bill

What do groups of young British visitors get up to when they are away from the UK and the family home for the first time? Magaluf's Lively Hotel reps Jaime-Leigh, Imogen, Jordan and Tobi do their best to ensure that their groups of holidaymakers have as much outrageous fun as possible, enjoying the experience for themselves into the bargain.

Two more groups of revellers arrive at the resort - identical twins Josh and Jordan and their best mate Kameron, who are soon followed by the slightly unsure Kirsty, Paige and Josie.

14:00 ...................... Doctor Who

23:40 .............. Booze Patrol Australia

06:00 ........................Being Erica 06:45 .......... Make it or Break it 07:25......................... Ugly Betty 08:20........................... Charmed 09:15 .....................................Glee 10:30 ..................................90210 11:25 ... Rules of Engagement 11:55 ... Rules of Engagement 12:25 ... Rules of Engagement 13:50 ..........The Mindy Project 14:20......The Big Bang Theory 14:50 .....The Big Bang Theory 15:20 .............Made in Chelsea 16:20 ...............................Rules of Engagement 17:20 ...............................Ice Age: The Meltdown 19:05................... How I Met Your Mother 19:35.............. Suburgatory 20:00 .....................New Girl 20:30..................... New Girl 21:00 ....Never Been Kissed 23:10 .........The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

06:00 ........Nothing to Declare

07:00 ................... Radical Highs

06:00 ...............The Guest Wing

06:00 ...... FIFA Futbol Mundial

06:30 ........Nothing to Declare

07:15 .........................Bush Pilots

07:00 .............................. Seinfeld

06:30............................. Ringside

07:00 ........Nothing to Declare

08:00..............................Top Gear

07:30.............................. Seinfeld

07:30 ........Nothing to Declare

09:00............................. Top Gear

08:00............................ The Pitch

07:30 .............. Barclays Premier League

08:00 .. RSPCA Animal Rescue

10:00.............. Storage Hunters

11:00........... Sun, Sea and A&E

10:30.............. Storage Hunters

09:00........................... Inside the Actors Studio

08:00 ....................... The Fantasy Football Club

13:00 ................................. Obese

11:00 ..........Lizard Lick Towing

09:00 .............. Game Changers

14:00 ....................... The Biggest Loser USA

12:00 ...............................Red Bull X-Fighters 2013

10:00........................... Inside the Actors Studio

10:00....................... Soccer A.M.

12:00 ..........................................ER

12:00 .............................. Football

16:00 ............................ The Face

13:00 .............................Top Gear

13:00 ..........................................ER

17:00........ Nothing to Declare

15:00 ..............Storage Hunters

14:00 ..........................................ER

14:30 .................Saturday Night Football: Team Talk

17:30........ Nothing to Declare

16:00....................... Traffic Cops

15:00 .......................Blue Bloods

18:00.... Nothing to Declare

17:00............................. Top Gear

16:00 .......................Blue Bloods

18:30.... Nothing to Declare

19:00........ Storage Hunters

19:00 .........Border Security

20:00........... Have I Got a Bit More News for You

18:00.................... Star Trek: Enterprise

19:30 .........Border Security 20:00 ........UK Border Force 21:00 ........ Mount Pleasant 22:00 ..........Drama Matters 23:00 ..........Drama Matters

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19:20 ............................Hulk 22:05 ..........The Xtra Factor 23:05 ...........Celebrity Juice 23:55 ............... The Magaluf Weekender

11:00 ....................... Traffic Cops 12:00 ....................... Traffic Cops 12:30 ....................... Traffic Cops 13:00 ........................MasterChef Australia 14:30 ...................... Doctor Who 16:30................... Frozen Planet 17:50 ................... Frozen Planet 19:10 ............... Who Do You Think You Are? 20:30 ............... Who Do You Think You Are? 21:30................ Traffic Cops 22:00 .................... Spy Hard

20:00 ........................ Smash

15:00 .................. Gillette Soccer Saturday 17:00 .......Ford Saturday Night Football Live 20:00 .......... Saturday Night Football: Game of the Day

21:00 ..........Mock the Week

21:00 ................. The Tunnel

21:40 ..........Mock the Week

22:00........... The Newsroom

23:00 ............Dave Gorman: Modern Life is Goodish

23:15........................... Veep

22:00 .......... Saturday Night Football: Match Choice

23:50................Hello Ladies

23:30............................ FL72

W C choice Frost on Satire BBC2, 21:20

Sir David Frost presents an investigation into the power of political satire with the help of some of the funniest TV moments of the last 50 years.

Beginning with the 1960s and That Was the Week That Was, he charts the development of television satire in Britain and the US and is joined by leading satirists including Rory Bremner, Ian Hislop and John Lloyd from the UK and Jon Stewart, Tina Fey, Will Ferrell and Chevy Chase from across the Atlantic.

Channel 4 Racing Channel 4, 13:30

Qipco British Champions Day From Ascot. Clare Balding and Nick Luck are at Ascot for Champions Day, with five group races that will decide the winners of the British Champion Series. The highlight could be a thrilling fourth clash between Jim Bolger's Dawn Approach and the Richard Hannon trained Toronado in the QEII Stakes. Also Cirrus Des Aigles, the great French gelding looks to go one better than last year's epic defeat to Frankel in the Champion Stakes, while the Queen's Estimate returns to the scene of her famous Gold Cup triumph for her Majesty in the Long Distance Cup. There is an amazing ÂŁ3 million in prize money for the five championship races.

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Sunday Sunday Sund 06:00 ............................Breakfast

05:30 ..............................MotoGP

07:30 ............................. Match of the Day

07:05............ The Velvet Touch

06:00 .................. Babar and the Adventures of Badou

08:40 ..............................A to Z of TV Gardening

06:10........................ Matt Hatter Chronicles

09:00 ........... Gardeners' World

06:35 ........................... Dino Dan

09:30 ...... Beechgrove Garden

06:50 ........................... Dino Dan

10:00 .............Saturday Kitchen Best Bites

07:00 ............................Canimals

11:00................ Sunday Politics 12:15.................... MOTD2 Extra

11:30 ............ What to Eat Now

07:15 ............................Canimals

13:00.......................... BBC News

12:00 ............ What to Eat Now

07:25 .................................. Sooty

13:15.................... Bargain Hunt

12:30 .....EastEnders Omnibus

07:35 ....................Horrid Henry

14:15 ............................Escape to the Country

14:25 ..............................MotoGP

07:50 ..................Big Time Rush

16:00................................ Flog It!

08:15............................... Bottom Knocker Street

09:00 .......................The Andrew Marr Show 10:00 ................................Sunday Morning Live

15:15 ...............Ronnie's Animal Crackers 15:45 ..................Points of View 16:00 ............................... Lifeline British Tinnitus Association.

Actor Larry Lamb presents an appeal on behalf of the British Tinnitus Association, a charity which provides vital support for the millions of tinnitus sufferers in the UK, and which funds ground-breaking research to help find ways of treating the condition. The BTA is a charity close to Larry's heart as he was left with tinnitus after contracting malarial fever. The film features Richard, who acquired tinnitus through years of working around noisy machinery.

Initially he coped, but the stress of a family tragedy caused the sounds in his head to become constant and unbearable, and his life fell apart. Fortunately he was able to overcome tinnitus by learning a technique called mindfulness meditation, which the charity is helping to pioneer and which it hopes will transform many other lives.

08:30........................Fort Boyard

18:00 .............. Great British Railway Journeys

09:25............................ ITV News

18:30 ........... The Ginge, the Geordie and the Geek

10:25........................... Columbo

19:00 ................... The Great British Bake Off 20:00........... Dive WWII: Our Secret History 21:00 ...........The Ottomans: Europe's Muslim Emperors

09:30................... Ade in Britain 12:25............................ ITV News and Weather 12:35 .......................... Inside the National Trust 13:35 ..................... The X Factor 15:40 .................. Fool Britannia 16:10 ..................All Star Family Fortunes 17:10 .............Downton Abbey

21:00 ........... By Any Means

In the final episode Rageh Omaar explains how the collapse of this Islamic super-power following the first World War left problems that still exist in Europe and the Middle East today. From its capital in Istanbul the Ottoman Empire matched the glories of Ancient Rome. Yetits achievements have been largely lost in the trauma of its last few years.

Brutality, massacres and the carve-up of former Ottoman lands created a legacy of tension and conflict that continue to this day. The heartland of the former empire - modern day Turkey turned its back on its Islamic, Ottoman past. It underwent a social revolution led by military commander and secular visionary Mustafa Kemal- Ataturk.

So why is Ottomanism back on the political agenda? And why are many politicians in the West hoping that Turkey can provide a role model as a modern, Islamic democracy?

22:00 .................. BBC News

22:00 .......The Wrong Mans 22:30........................... QI XL

21:00 ....... Downton Abbey

22:15..... BBC London News 22:25.... Match of the Day 2

23:15.......... Never Mind the Buzzcocks

16:10................ Songs of Praise 16:45............................ The Great British Year 17:45 ..........................BBC News 18:05 .... BBC London News 18:15 ................ Countryfile 19:15............. Strictly Come Dancing 20:00..........The Paradise

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23:15 ........... MOBO Awards 2013: Highlights

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17:00 .... The Flying Scotsman: A Rail Romance

07:10 ............................Canimals

23:45 ................ Glory Road

18:10 ...............You've Been Framed!

18:35 ......ITV News London 18:45 ............ ITV News and Weather 19:00 ......Surprise Surprise Holly Willoughby gives more remarkable people the recognition they truly deserve. Tonight, Samuel L Jackson surprises a special little boy with an exclusive trip to the Dreamworks Animation Studios in LA, pop sensation Selena Gomez surprises two of her biggest fans with a special studio performance, Mark Wright delivers a special thank you to a remarkable foster mother in Bolton and a greenfingered volunteer gets a royal surprise.

20:00............... The X Factor Results Show 22:05 ....................ITV News 22:20..................Women Behind Bars

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23:20 ................... The Cube

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day Sunday Sunday 20th October 06:10............................. Ironman

06:00.....................Chidlren's TV

06:35 ...................The American Football Show

07:55 ...................Little Princess

06:00 ........................ Emmerdale Omnibus

06:05 .................................. Booze Patrol Australia

06:00........................... Switched

08:10.......... The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky

09:10 ............Coronation Street Omnibus

06:30 ...................... Who Do You Think You Are?

07:05......................... Ugly Betty

10:10...................... The X Factor

08:30............. Everybody Loves Raymond

08:25.......... Angelina Ballerina

12:20................ The Xtra Factor

07:40...................... Who Do You Think You Are?

08:45 ...............Hana's Helpline

08:40................... Frozen Planet

09:00................................. Frasier

09:00 ................Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom

13:20 ............Coronation Street Omnibus

10:00................... Frozen Planet

16:25....................... You've Been Framed!

11:20 ...................... Doctor Who

07:30 .........Lloyds Bank Cardiff Half Marathon

09:30 ................Sunday Brunch 12:25 .....The Big Bang Theory 13:55 .................. The Simpsons 14:55 ........ Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging 16:55.................. Journey to the Center of the Earth 18:45........ Channel 4 News 19:05 ................ The World's Weirdest Weather

09:10................................... Toby's Travelling Circus 09:25..... Roary the Racing Car

18:45........................ Twister

09:40 ........................Jelly Jamm

21:00 ..........The Xtra Factor

10:00.................................... Great Birmingham Run

22:00 ..................... The Only Way is Essex

12:15.................. Jungle Babies

22:50 ..................... Freshers

12:45........... Are We There Yet? 14:35......................... Big Daddy

20:00 .............. Bigfoot Files

16:20.................... Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

21:00 ................. Homeland

18:10 ..............Royal Babies

22:05 ...... Was it Something I Said?

19:00 .......5 News Weekend

22:40....Toast of London

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16:55 ................ The Flintstones

19:05 ............The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Brand new three-part series following a group of first year students at the University of Bedfordshire as they leave the family home and learn how to survive on their own for the first time. The programme focuses on six diverse and energetic freshers aged between 18 and 20 - ladies' man Max, loveable nerd Forrest, glamorous Anita, horse-loving Abbie, daddy's girl Bayleigh and hip-hop performer Jay C.

23:10 ................... Alan Carr: Chatty Man

21:00 ....................The Rock 23:40................ Highlander

23:50 ....................... Tricked

06:00......... The Hour of Power 07:00 .....................................Glee 09:00 .....Ashley Banjo's Secret Street Crew 10:00 ...............World Wrestling Entertainment Superstars 11:00 ............ WWE Experience 12:00 ................. Harrow: A Very British School 13:00 ................Modern Family 15:00 ..........................Turbo: Sky Movies Special . . ..................John Bishop's 15:30 Only Joking 16:00 ...........................Futurama 18:30 ............The Simpsons 19:00 .......... Harrow: A Very British School 20:00 ............The Simpsons 21:00... Karl Pilkington: The Moaning of Life 22:00 .................Revolution 23:00 ...................... Trollied

06:00 ........Nothing to Declare

07:10............................. Top Gear

06:30........ Nothing to Declare 07:00........ Nothing to Declare

09:00 ..................................... Total Wipeout Australia

08:00 ................................. RSPCA Animal Rescue

10:00....................... Traffic Cops 11:00 ..............Storage Hunters

08:30......Sports Women Week

11:30 ..............Storage Hunters

09:00 ............................ The Face

13:00 ..........Lizard Lick Towing

10:00 .................Inside Gatwick

14:00 .......................................... QI

11:00 .................Inside Gatwick

14:35 ..... Dara O'Briain: School of Hard Sums

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12:00................. Inside Gatwick 13:00....... Emergency Abroad 15:00 ........Nothing to Declare 16:00 ..................... Chicago Fire 17:00 ..................... Chicago Fire 18:00 .............. Chicago Fire 19:00 ... Nothing to Declare 20:00 ......... Criminal Minds 21:00 .........................Bones 22:00 .........................Bones 23:00......................... Nikita

15:20 .......................................... QI 16:00 ..............Storage Hunters 16:30 ..............Storage Hunters 18:00...Red Bull Cliff Diving 18:30 .............. World's Most Dangerous Roads 19:30 ................Man v Food 20:00 ....Would I Lie to You? 20:40 ....Would I Lie to You? 23:20 ....Would I Lie to You?

Michelle Ryan and Lee Evans join David Tennant's Time Lord in this 2009 Easter special. A London bus travels to an alien world, where a deadly Swarm awaits.

12:40 ...................... Doctor Who 14:00 ...................... Doctor Who 14:30 ...................... Doctor Who 16:30 ............................ Spy Hard 18:10 ......... Motorway Cops 19:00 ................ MasterChef Australia 20:00............ Choccywoccydoodah: Starstruck 21:00 ................ Traffic Cops 22:20 ........... Cars, Cops and Criminals 23:20 ........... Cars, Cops and Criminals

06:00 ........... Visionaries: Inside the Creative Mind 07:00 ...........................Love/Lust 08:00 .............................. Seinfeld 08:30 .............................. Seinfeld 09:00........................... Inside the Actors Studio 11:00 ..........................................ER 12:00 ..........................................ER 13:00 .............................Mankind 14:00 ...................Urban Secrets 15:00 .......................Blue Bloods 17:00 .............................Star Trek: Enterprise 18:00 .................... Star Trek: Enterprise 20:00 ......................... Vegas 21:00 .......Game of Thrones 22:15 ................. The Tunnel 23:15 ....................When the Levees Broke

06:20 .......... Make it or Break it 07:55........................... Charmed 08:55 .......................... How I Met Your Mother 09:55....... Hollyoaks Omnibus 12:30............. Made in Chelsea 13:35 ... Rules of Engagement 14:05 ... Rules of Engagement 14:35.......... The Mindy Project 15:00......The Big Bang Theory 15:30 .....The Big Bang Theory 16:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:00 ...................How I Met Your Mother 18:30 ...................How I Met Your Mother 19:00....................... Rules of Engagement 19:30 ....................... The Big Bang Theory 22:00.................. Rude Tube 23:00 ................ Channel 4's Comedy Gala

06:00 ........................ Champions League Weekly 06:30 .................Saturday Night Football: Match Choice 08:00 .............. Game Changers 09:00 .....................................FL72 09:30 ........................The Sunday Supplement 11:00 .............Goals on Sunday Chris Kamara and Ben Shephard round up the latest football news and goals, with studio guests on hand to analyse all the main talking points. Tweet your questions @GoalsOnSunday.

13:00 .............................. Football 15:30 .........Ford Super Sunday 18:30...................... Football 20:00 ..................... Football 22:00 ............. Ford Football Special 23:30 ........................... FL72

W C choice Women Behind Bars ITV1, 22:20

First in a two-part documentary which follows Trevor McDonald as he ventures inside two jails that hold some of America's most notorious women criminals, Indiana Women's Prison and the state's Rockville Correctional Facility. In the first episode, Trevor meets Sarah Pender. Charismatic and educated, she was once labelled America's most wanted woman and has now spent more time in solitary confinement than any other female offender in Indiana. Desiree Hancock robbed a bank at gun point. She talks freely about relationships inside and how she has become a lesbian since her incarceration. Paula McIntosh has just arrived at Rockville and breaks down as she talks about her four children. Martha Search is soon to be released after serving 20 years for murder.

Toast of London Channel 4, 22:40

A host of famous faces star in Matt Berry and Arthur Mathews' new sixpart comedy series. Berry plays the eccentric Steven Toast - a middle-aged actor with a chequered past who spends more time dealing with his problems off stage rather than performing on it. In the first episode, things are looking up for Steven.

His agent Jane Plough gives him some exciting news: he's won a 'Best Actor' award from trendy Bra'z' Magazine. He is also getting more than a bit of attention from the ladies; celebrity journalist Susan Random and the beautiful, but slightly unhinged, Jemima Gina.

The Paradise BBC1, 20.00

When Moray jilted Katherine and chose Denise, Lord Glendenning’s vengeance was swift. He took ownership of The Paradise and Moray was cast out. For a year, Denise and Moray were separated. Moray worked in Paris while The Paradise struggled.

A year later, and The Paradise is struggling to survive without its charismatic owner, Moray. In the wake of the scandal, and for reasons that remain a mystery to her, Denise was permitted to stay at The Paradise. Ripped apart the moment their love was declared, Denise has only Moray’s letters and her brave determination to help her survive. Meanwhile, Lord Glendenning and Katherine vanished from the city.

Lord Glendenning has instructed his agent to sell The Paradise and Dudley is devastated when his last hope to invigorate sales ends in grief.

Now unforeseen forces bring Moray back and the lovers are reunited. But their elation is fleeting, as the shock arrival of Katherine and her new husband Tom Weston sends everybody spinning. Displaying his renowned enigmatic flare, Moray controversially shuts the doors of The Paradise for a day, hoping to create a fever of gossip in which to launch a grand sale of exotic goods from his travels. However, when the grand opening is threatened by sabotage, Denise’s suspicions lead her to an uncomfortable discovery.

Meanwhile, Miss Audrey, no longer content with the stasis of her relationship with Edmund, is pushed into doing something about it.

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Iceland Foods: Life In The Freezer Cabinet

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BBC2, 21.00

Meet Malcolm Walker – the maverick CEO of Iceland supermarkets and a self-made millionaire. Malcolm who dishes out suitcases of cash to his best-performing workers - believes that his shoot-from-the-hip style of leadership holds the key to a happier workforce and a profitable business.

But Iceland faces big challenges - from its competitors, the recession, the horse-meat scandal and the British public’s prejudice about Iceland and frozen food.

Over the course of a year, this three-part series follows the fortunes of Iceland as Malcolm opens the doors to his 800-store empire and shares the secrets of the boardroom, the Willy Wonka-style food innovations and the colourful life of the company in one of its toughest years. As the cost of living continues to rise, the series takes a timely look at debates around the quality and price of food, and confronts our perceptions of frozen food.

Episode one introduces the world of Iceland - the only supermarket to have ever topped the Sunday Times list of best big company to work for.

06:00 ............................ Breakfast 09:15 ....................... Fake Britain 10:00 ................... Homes Under the Hammer 11:00......................Real Rescues 11:45 ...............................Britain's Empty Homes Joe Crowley presents the series revealing the potential that vacant properties can offer prospective buyers. In this episode, Joe meets jazz musicians Simon Kaylor and Kari Bleivik who have bought a large derelict Methodist Chapel in Leeds. They are keen to share their plans to turn this unusual property into a family home with music rehearsal spaces - and to get as much guidance as they can. To give Simon and Kari tips and inspiration, Joe introduces them to a man who has converted an old Methodist Chapel in York into an amazing hi-tech home. Joe also discovers how a Manchester-based project to convert 27 long term empty houses into affordable family homes will also give local youngsters the chance to train as apprentices, and follows Empty Property Officer Matt Smith on his mission to save abandoned houses in Birmingham.

12:15 .................... Bargain Hunt 13:00 ............BBC News at One 13:30 ..........BBC London News

06:05 ................... Homes Under the Hammer

06:00 ........................... Daybreak

07:05 .....................Real Rescues

09:25......................... The Jeremy Kyle Show

07:50 ...............................Britain's Empty Homes 08:20 ............................... Wanted Down Under 09:05...........................Watchdog 10:05 ................. James Martin's Food Map of Britain 10:35..................................... Click 11:00 .......................... BBC News 12:00 .............The Daily Politics 13:00........................ Inspire: The Olympic Journey 13:30.............. Cash in the Attic 14:15 ......... Great British Menu 14:45 .................... Floyd on Fish 15:15 ................................Are You Being Served?

15:45 ...........................'Allo, 'Allo!

16:15 .......... Cagney and Lacey 17:00 .................................Flog It! 18:00 ...................Eggheads 18:30 ............. Strictly Come Dancing: It Takes Two 19:00 ....... Rick Stein's India

13:45............................... Doctors

20:00 .................. University Challenge

14:15....................... Keeping Up Appearances

20:30 ...........Tom Kerridge's Proper Pub Food

15:15 ..........................Perfection 16:00.............................Escape to the Country 16:30 ............... Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 17:15 .............................Pointless 18:00 .........BBC News at Six 19:00 ........... The One Show 19:30 .................. Inside Out 20:00............EastEnders

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20:30... A Question of Sport

21:00 .... Murder in the Alps 22:00 ........BBC News at Ten 22:35 ................Have I Got a Bit More News for You 23:20 .............. Citizen Khan 23:50 ............... The Graham Norton Show

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Tom Kerridge gives his take on the British institution of the sunday lunch. He cooks two roast dinners with a twist, starting with treaclecured roast beef and finishing with the non-meat option of turbot wrapped in puff pastry - a fishy take on the beef wellington. He also gives valuable tips on how to get roast potatoes crispy and Yorkshire puddings light and fluffy.

Beyond the lunch itself, Tom makes an indulgent breakfast of scrambled egg with bacon and English truffle, as well as demonstrating two delicious dessert.

08:30 ..............................Lorraine

10:30.................... This Morning 11:25 ............................ITV News 11:30 .................... This Morning 12:30 .................. Loose Women 13:30 .............................ITV News and Weather 14:00......................... Dickinson's Real Deal David Dickinson and the team are in Cleethorpes, where a Worcester figure, Beatles memorabilia and some Victorian photos attract attention. But it is a pair of small continental lions which really steal the show

15:00 ............................. The Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:00 ....................Tipping Point 17:00 ..........................The Chase 18:00...... ITV News London 18:30 ............. ITV News and Weather 19:00 ................ Emmerdale 19:30 ..... Coronation Street 20:00 .............. Countrywise Last in the current series exploring the best of Britain's coast and countryside. Liz Bonnin joins a group of conservationists trying to save the endangered water vole, Paul Heiney is in Cumbria to meet the woman training a farmer's best friend a sheepdog - and Ben Fogle is foraging for food in the Somerset countryside.

20:30..... Coronation Street 21:00................. Doc Martin Last in the current series of the comedy-drama series about a curmudgeonly GP. Louisa is leaving for Spain, Bert and Jennifer's engagement party goes off with a bang, and Al is hailed as a hero for saving Caroline's life.

ITV News at 21:00.......Iceland Foods: CW 22:00.................

Ten and Weather Life in the choice Freezer Cabinet 22:35................ The Agenda ITV News political editor Tom 22:00 ..........Never Mind the Bradby is joined by big names Buzzcocks from the worlds of politics, news 22:30 ................. Newsnight

and entertainment in his weekly topical talk show.

23:20......The Ottomans: CW Europe's choice 23:05 ........... Piers Morgan's Life Stories Muslim Emperors

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October

06:10 ............................The Hoobs 07:00 ............... According to Jim 07:30..................... Will and Grace 07:55 ..................................... Frasier 09:00................ Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 ..........................Four Rooms 11:00 ..... Undercover Boss USA 12:05............... Gordon Ramsay's Home Cooking 12:35............................... Jamie's 15 Minute Meals 13:05 .....Kirstie's Vintage Gems 13:20 .................The Violent Men 15:10 ..........................Countdown 16:00 ..................Deal or No Deal 17:00 ........................Four in a Bed 17:30 .........Come Dine with Me 18:00............... The Simpsons 18:30 ..................... Hollyoaks 19:00 ...........Channel 4 News 20:00 ................... Dispatches 20:30 ...............Health Freaks 21:00 ...........999: What's Your Emergency?

CW choice 22:00........ Date My Porn Star 23:05.....Educating Yorkshire

06:00.....................Children's TV

06:00 ...........................Emmerdale

06:20 ........ Coastguard Florida

08:15.......................... Peppa Pig

06:25 ..............Coronation Street

07:05 .....MasterChef Australia

08:35.................................. Toby's Travelling Circus

06:55 ..............Coronation Street

08:05................... Covert Affairs

08:45....... Bananas in Pyjamas

07:25 ....... You've Been Framed!

09:00................................ The Bill

09:00 ........................ Tickety Toc

07:55 ............................ The Jeremy Kyle Show USA

10:00 ................................The Bill

09:15 ..............The Wright Stuff

08:40 ..........................Dinner Date

11:10 ............ Cowboy Builders

12:00 ...................... Doctor Who

12:10..........5 News Lunchtime

09:40 ........The Real Housewives of New York City

13:00 .....MasterChef Australia

12:15 ............................ War Hero in My Family

10:35 ........The Real Housewives of Orange County

15:00 ....................... Traffic Cops

13:15 .............Home and Away

11:30 ...................... Big Rich Texas

13:45 ...................... Neighbours

12:30 ...........................Emmerdale

14:20 ..................................Castle

13:00 ..............Coronation Street

15:15 .............They Come Back

13:30 ..............Coronation Street

17:00 .......................5 News at 5

14:00 .... The Jeremy Kyle Show

17:30....................... Neighbours

15:05 .... The Jeremy Kyle Show

18:00........ Home and Away

16:10 ........The Real Housewives of Orange County

06:00 ...............................Dog the Bounty Hunter 06:30 ...............................Dog the Bounty Hunter 07:00 ....................... The Middle 07:30........................ The Middle 08:00 ...................Stargate SG-1 10:00 .......... NCIS: Los Angeles 11:00 .......... NCIS: Los Angeles 14:00 ................... Hawaii Five-0 15:00 ...................Stargate SG-1 17:00........................... Futurama 17:30........................ The Middle 18:00 ................ The Middle 18:30 ............The Simpsons 20:00 .........................Arrow 21:00 .........................Arrow 22:00 ......... Karl Pilkington: The Moaning of Life 23:00 .................. Spartacus: Vengeance

06:00 ........Nothing to Declare

07:10 ...........The Gadget Show

06:00 .........Friday Night Lights

06:30........ Nothing to Declare

07:35 ...........The Gadget Show

07:00 ..........................................ER

07:00 ........Nothing to Declare

08:00 .......................Man v Food

08:00 .......Star Trek: Enterprise

08:00... RSPCA Animal Rescue

09:00 .......... India with Sanjeev Bhaskar

09:00 .......................Blue Bloods

18:30............ Newstalk Live 19:00.... Beat the Ancestors 20:00 ..... The Gadget Show 21:00 ..........Shoplifters and Proud 22:00........ Under the Dome 23:00..........................Chaos

09:00 ....................The Real A&E 09:30 ....................The Real A&E 10:00 ................Criminal Minds

17:05 ...................... Big Rich Texas 18:00 ..................Dinner Date 19:00 ...You've Been Framed!

21:00 ....Peter Andre: My Life 22:00 ....................The Bourne Supremacy

10:00............................. Top Gear 11:00...............Storage Hunters

11:00 ................Criminal Minds

12:00....................... Man v Food

12:00 ............. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

13:00............................. Top Gear 15:00.............. Storage Hunters

14:00 ................Criminal Minds

16:00....................... Man v Food

16:00... RSPCA Animal Rescue

17:00 .............................Top Gear

17:00....... Emergency Abroad

18:00..................... Top Gear

18:00.... Nothing to Declare

19:00........ Storage Hunters

19:00.................The Biggest Loser USA

20:00 .................... Top Gear 21:00 ...........................QI XL

20:00 ................The Biggest Loser USA

22:00 ....Would I Lie to You?

21:00 .....................The Face 22:00.................. The Island

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11:00.................. 1-800-Missing

14:00 ....................... Traffic Cops 16:00 ....................... Traffic Cops 17:00 ....................... Traffic Cops 18:00......Haunted Collector 19:00................. MasterChef Australia 20:00 .... Beverly Hills Pawn 20:30 .... Beverly Hills Pawn 21:00 ..... Emergency Bikers 22:00 .... Dynamo: Magician Impossible 23:00 .............. Booze Patrol Australia 23:30 .............. Booze Patrol Australia 23:55............ 1-800-Missing

10:00 ..........................................ER 11:00 .......................Blue Bloods

06:00 ........................... Switched 06:25.................................. 90210 07:10......................... Ugly Betty 07:55 ........................... Charmed 09:00 .....................................Glee 10:00............................. New Girl 10:30..................... Suburgatory 11:00.... Rules of Engagement 11:30 ........................... Charmed 12:30 ...........................Hollyoaks 13:00 .......................... How I Met Your Mother 14:00 .....The Big Bang Theory 15:00 .............................New Girl 15:30......................Suburgatory 16:00.... Rules of Engagement 17:00...How I Met Your Mother 18:00....The Big Bang Theory 19:00................... Hollyoaks 19:30 ...................How I Met Your Mother 20:00 .....................New Girl 21:00 .........................90210 22:00 ....... Made in Chelsea 23:00 ................Big Fat Quiz of the 90s

06:00 ..................Good Morning Sports Fans 09:00.......................................Ford Football Special 10:30 .....................................FL72 11:00 ................................ La Liga

12:00 .......Star Trek: Enterprise

12:00 ......................................Ford Football Special

13:00.................................. House

13:30.............................. Football

15:00....................... Blue Bloods

14:30.............. Scottish Premier League

16:00 .......Star Trek: Enterprise 17:00 ..........................................ER 18:00......................... House 19:00 .........................House 20:00 ......................Seinfeld 20:30 ......................Seinfeld 21:00 .......... The Newsroom

15:00..................................... FL72 15:30 ....................... The Fantasy Football Club 16:00 .............. Game Changers 17:00 ..................... Soccer A.M. The Best Bits 18:00............................ FL72

22:40 ..........Mock the Week

22:15 ............. House of Lies

23:20 .......... Never Mind the Buzzcocks

22:50 ........................... Veep

19:00 ............. Ford Monday Night Football

23:25 ...............Hello Ladies

23:00 ........................... FL72

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Whitney is chuffed when she is given extra responsibilities at work, but when she gets on the wrong side of a mischievous Dennis, he sets out to ruin her. Alice is frustrated when Janine refuses to forgive her, so when an opportunity arises to get her back into Janine's good books she is quick to seize it. David is pleased with himself when he comes up with an idea to make Tiffany happy and annoy Ian at the same time.

The Ottomans: Europe's Muslim Emperors BBC2, 23:20

In the final episode Rageh Omaar explains how the collapse of this Islamic super-power following the first World War left problems that still exist in Europe and the Middle East today. From its capital in Istanbul the Ottoman Empire matched the glories of Ancient Rome.

Yetits achievements have been largely lost in the trauma of its last few years. Brutality, massacres and the carve-up of former Ottoman lands created a legacy of tension and conflict that continue to this day. The heartland of the former empire - modern day Turkey - turned its back on its Islamic, Ottoman past.

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Tuesday Tuesday Tu 06:00............................ Breakfast 09:15 .......................Fake Britain

Fox Wars BBC1, 22.35 Love them or hate them, there are 33,000 urban foxes roaming Britain’s suburbia. Fox Wars meets the huggers, haters and shooters who live alongside their increasingly bolder suburban neighbour.

Foxes can live 14 years, but most urban foxes only manage two. Some are killed by pest controllers like Tim, who’s been shooting foxes for over a decade, or Lee, who has killed over 2,000 foxes in the last 10 years.

But not all pest controllers favour the gun. Foxagon is one of the few humane pest controllers in the UK who specialise in moving foxes on rather than destroying them. They claim to have so far saved the lives of more than 200 foxes. Foxagon’s owner Terry says: “It all runs in harmony, if you start taking out what you don’t like, the squirrels, the foxes, the badgers, you end up with nothing.”

Terry would have a hard time convincing Janet, whose beloved garden in Newport, south Wales, has been persistently and pungently fouled by foxes. Janet has big plans for her garden fox: “I will put 20,000 volts through it. I will fry it,” she says.

This approach would not sit well with Nobby, a resident of Brookside, a suburban street in north London. There are 16 foxes for every square mile in London and while most live off a diet of food scavenged from dustbins, Nobby lures them into his garden with a far tastier dinner of dog food and biscuits, much to the chagrin of his neighbours.

Sofia, a few houses downwind of Nobby, has to take extreme measures in order to protect her flock of Bantam hens. “If a fox killed my chickens I’d be absolutely devastated. I don’t know what I’d do. I’d probably start shooting them myself.”

06:00 ........................... Daybreak

07:05 .....................Real Rescues

09:25 ........................ The Jeremy Kyle Show

We reveal the distressing story of how Alfred Mason's daughter Lorna discovered that her father had lost his entire life savings of £800,000 after falling victim to conmen selling fake investments - and how she found he had ended up living in squalor.

We follow police and trading standards officers as they raid a suspected fake numberplates factory. We follow the work of the London Borough of Hillingdon's benefit fraud investigators as they search for fake claimants and discover a fraudster using fake ID. And we follow the story of the young woman who was conned by the fake faith healer.

He pretended to be a supportive advisor but was tracked down by local trading standards officers who discovered he charged huge fees and lived a lavish lifestyle at the expense of his victims.

10:35........................... HARDtalk

10:00........... Homes Under the Hammer

15:45............................'Allo, 'Allo!

07:50 ...............................Britain's Empty Homes 08:20............................... Wanted Down Under 09:05 ...... Antiques Roadshow 10:05 ......James Martin's Food Map of Britain 11:00 .......................... BBC News 12:00 .............The Daily Politics

08:30...............................Lorraine

10:30..................... This Morning 11:25............................ ITV News 11:30 .................... This Morning 12:30.................. Loose Women 13:30............................. ITV News and Weather 14:00 ........................ Dickinson's Real Deal

13:00 ...................... Mastermind

15:00.............................. The Alan Titchmarsh Show

13:30 ..............Cash in the Attic

16:00 ....................Tipping Point

14:15 ......... Great British Menu 14:45 .................... Floyd on Fish 15:15................................ Are You Being Served?

Ben Shephard hosts the quiz show in which four players take on an extraordinary machine in the hope of winning its 10,000 pound jackpot.

17:00.......................... The Chase 18:00...... ITV News London

11:00.................... Real Rescues

16:15 .......... Cagney and Lacey

11:45 ...............................Britain's Empty Homes

17:00 .................................Flog It!

18:30............. ITV News and Weather

18:00................... Eggheads

19:00................ Emmerdale

12:15 ....................Bargain Hunt

18:30 ............. Strictly Come Dancing: It Takes Two

13:00 ............BBC News at One 13:30......... BBC London News 13:45.............................. Doctors 14:15....................... Keeping Up Appearances 14:45 ....................... Keeping Up Appearances 15:15 ......................... Perfection 16:00 ............................Escape to the Country 16:30............... Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 17:15 ............................ Pointless 18:00 ........ BBC News at Six 18:30 .... BBC London News 19:00 ...........The One Show 19:30 ................ EastEnders 20:00 ..................Holby City 21:00................ DIY SOS The Big Build 22:00 ....... BBC News at Ten 22:25 .... BBC London News 22:35................Fox Wars

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06:05 ........... Homes Under the Hammer

19:00 ....... The Great British Bake Off

A scorned woman toys with the idea of ruining one of the villager's lives. Cain is displeased to learn of Moira's plans to sell the farm. Will Paddy finally admit his infidelity to Rhona?

20:00 ....... The Great British Bake Off

19:30 ....... UEFA Champions League

The three finalists face three last challenges designed by Mary Berry and Paul Hollywood to demonstrate how much the amateur bakers have grown in skill and creativity, before the winner is announced.

The Signature Challenge sees them bake the technically difficult picnic pie, a savoury, fully packed pie surrounded by shortcrust pastry with perfectly baked sides strong enough to be served out of the tin.

Paul sets the Technical Challenge which has the bakers create a dozen perfectly shaped pretzels, six savoury and six sweet, and the final challenge tests their skills on the ultimate showpiece - a three-tier wedding cake which will showcase their creative baking brilliance.

22:00 ................ ITV News at Ten and Weather 22:35 ........................... UEFA Champions League Extra Time. A busy night for British clubs as Arsenal entertain last season's beaten finalists Borussia Dortmund. Managed by the charismatic Jurgen Klopp and powered by the goals of Robert Lewandowski, the German giants will provide a stern test for Arsene Wenger's side. Jose Mourinho's Chelsea also face German opposition in the form of Schalke, who are top of group E with two wins out of two so far. The Blues made a poor start to their European campaign, suffering defeat to Basel, but swept aside Steaua Bucharest 4-0 in the following game. Celtic also welcome fourtime European Cup winners Ajax to Celtic Park. Presented by Matt Smith with Gordon Strachan and

21:00 ....... The Wrong Mans 21:30...The Sarah Millican W C Television Programme choice 22:00........ Later Live... with Jools Holland Joe Cole.

22:30 ................. Newsnight 23:35 .........The Jeremy Kyle 23:20 ............Trust Me, I'm a Show USA Doctor

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06:10 ........................ The Hoobs 07:00 ............ According to Jim 07:25 ................. Will and Grace 07:55 .................................Frasier 08:55 .............Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00.......................Four Rooms 11:00 ...Undercover Boss USA 12:05 ............Gordon Ramsay's Home Cooking 12:35.......................... Jamie's 15 Minute Meals 13:05 ........ Kirstie's Handmade Treasures 13:20 ......................... 40 Guns to Apache Pass 15:10...................... Countdown 16:00............... Deal or No Deal 17:00.................... Four in a Bed 17:30 ...... Come Dine with Me 18:00 ............The Simpsons 18:30................... Hollyoaks 19:00........ Channel 4 News 20:00.... Double Your House for Half the Money 21:00 ...........Masters of Sex 22:10 .........London Irish CW

06:00.....................Children's TV

06:00 ........................Emmerdale

06:20 ........ Coastguard Florida

08:35.................................. Toby's Travelling Circus

06:25 ...........Coronation Street

07:05 ........................MasterChef Australia

08:45 .......Bananas in Pyjamas

07:55 ........................ The Jeremy Kyle Show USA

08:05 ................... Covert Affairs

09:00 ........................ Tickety Toc 09:15 ..............The Wright Stuff

08:40 ...................... Dinner Date

10:00 ................................The Bill

11:10............ Cowboy Builders

09:40 ..... The Real Housewives of New York City

11:00.................. 1-800-Missing

10:35...... The Real Housewives of Orange County

13:00 ........................MasterChef Australia

11:30 ...................Big Rich Texas

14:00 ...............Motorway Cops

14:20 ................................CSI: NY

12:3.......................... Emmerdale

15:00 ...............Motorway Cops

15:10 ....................Mary Higgins Clark: Try to Remember

13:00........... Coronation Street 14:00..... The Jeremy Kyle Show

16:00 .......... Motorway Cops: A Traffic Cops Special

17:00 .......................5 News at 5

16:10 ..... The Real Housewives of Orange County

17:00 ...............Motorway Cops

17:05................... Big Rich Texas

19:00................ MasterChef Australia

23:50 ........... Countdown to Murder

23:50 ..................... Freshers

23:30 .............. Booze Patrol Australia

06:00 ...............................Dog the Bounty Hunter

06:00 ........Nothing to Declare

07:10........... The Gadget Show

06:00 .........Friday Night Lights

06:30 ........Nothing to Declare

07:35............The Gadget Show

07:00........................ The Middle

07:00 ..........................................ER

08:00... RSPCA Animal Rescue

08:00....................... Trawlermen

08:00 .......Star Trek: Enterprise

09:00 ....................The Real A&E

09:00 .............................Top Gear

09:00....................... Blue Bloods

09:30 ....................The Real A&E

10:00 .............................Top Gear

10:00.......................................... ER

10:00 ..............UK Border Force

11:00 ..............Storage Hunters

11:00 .......................Blue Bloods

11:00 ........... Sun, Sea and A&E

12:00 .......................Trawlermen

12:00 ................Criminal Minds

13:00 .............................Top Gear

12:00 .............................Star Trek: Enterprise

13:00 ................Criminal Minds

14:00..............................Top Gear

13:00 ..................................House

14:00 ............. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

15:00.............. Storage Hunters

14:00 ..................................House

16:00 .......................Trawlermen

15:00......................... Blue Blood

16:00... RSPCA Animal Rescue

17:00 .............................Top Gear

17:00 ....... Emergency Abroad

19:00........ Storage Hunters

16:00............................. Star Trek: Enterprise

18:00 ... Nothing to Declare

20:00................ Man v Food

19:00 .........Border Security

21:00 ...........................QI XL

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07:30 ....................... The Middle 08:00 ...................Stargate SG-1 09:00 ...................Stargate SG-1 10:00 .......... NCIS: Los Angeles 11:00.......... NCIS: Los Angeles 12:00.......... NCIS: Los Angeles 13:00 .......... NCIS: Los Angeles 14:00................... Hawaii Five-0 15:00................... Stargate SG-1 17:00 ...........................Futurama 17:30 ....................... The Middle 18:30 ............The Simpsons 19:00 ............The Simpsons 20:00 ............................Glee 21:00 .................Revolution 22:00 ..... NCIS: Los Angeles 23:00 ..... NCIS: Los Angeles

12:10......... 5 News Lunchtime 12:15........... Animal Maternity 13:15 .............Home and Away 13:45 ...................... Neighbours

17:30...................... Neighbours 18:00.........Home and Away 18:30 ............Newstalk Live 19:00............ Jungle Babies 19:30 ..... The Dog Rescuers 20:00 .......Cowboy Builders 21:00 ....................... CSI: NY 22:00 ....................... CSI: NY

20:00 ......... Criminal Minds 21:00................ Elementary 22:00...............The Blacklist 23:00 .........................Bones

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07:25 .....You've Been Framed!

18:00............... Dinner Date 19:00....You've Been Framed!

20:00.....Peter Andre: My Life 21:00 ............... The Magaluf Weekender 22:00 ...........Celebrity Juice 22:50 ....................... Tricked

09:00 ................................The Bill

12:00 ...................... Doctor Who

18:00..... Haunted Collector

20:00 ............... Doctor Who 21:00 .... Dynamo: Magician Impossible 22:00 ................. Perception 23:00 .............. Booze Patrol Australia

17:00 ..........................................ER 18:00......................... House 19:00 .........................House

06:00........................... Switched 06:25 ..................................90210 07:10 ......................... Ugly Betty 08:00 ........................... Charmed 09:00 .....................................Glee 10:00............................. New Girl 10:30......................Suburgatory 11:00.... Rules of Engagement 11:30 ........................... Charmed 12:30 ...........................Hollyoaks 13:00...How I Met Your Mother 14:00 .....The Big Bang Theory 15:00............................. New Girl 15:30......................Suburgatory 16:00.... Rules of Engagement 17:00...How I Met Your Mother 18:00....The Big Bang Theory 19:00 .................. Hollyoaks 19:30 .......... How I Met Your Mother 20:30....The Big Bang Theory 21:00.. Rules of Engagement 21:30 ......... Happy Endings 22:00 .........The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

23:45....The Big Bang Theory

06:00...................Good Morning Sports Fans 09:00.................... Ford Monday Night Football 11:30................ SPFL Round Up 12:00..................................... FL72 13:00 ..................... Soccer A.M. The Best Bits 14:00..................... Ford Monday Night Football 16:30.................... Football Gold 16:45 ................... Football Gold 17:00 .............. Barclays Premier League Review 18:00....... Revista de la Liga 19:00...Sportswomen - Week

20:00 .................... Mankind

19:30............ Gillette Soccer Special

23:00................................ QI

21:00 ................. The Tunnel

22:00....... Revista de la Liga

23:40 .............Dara O'Briain: School of Hard Sums

22:00........... The Newsroom

23:00.........Barclays Premier League Review

22:00 ............Dave Gorman: Modern Life is Goodish

23:15............. The Sopranos

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London Irish Channel 4, 22:10

A new six-part comedy

by Lisa McGee which follows the antics of four Northern Irish twenty- somethings living in London. Ardal O'Hanlon plays Da to Conor and his sister Bronagh, who live with friends Packy and Niamh. Ma is played

by Tracey Lynch. For these four friends it's about having the craic in the world's greatest city. But often their sense of normalcy doesn't always match up with the world around them. In episode five, it's the morning after St Patrick's Day and the gang wake up in a strange flat in East London. They have no idea how they got there or what happened last night, but half of Conor's Twix is missing, Packy's legs are hurting and the notorious Aoife McBride keeps calling him. Niamh then finds a photo on Packy's phone that needs some explaining.

The Sarah Millican Television Programme BBC2, 21:30

Sarah Millican combines stand up, inspired by what she has seen on screen, and unique interviews with the TV stars she loves.

This time she's talking about history, money and reality shows with special guests, historian Dan Cruikshank, money-man Martin Lewis, and Made in Chelsea star Gabriella Ellis.

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Wednesday 06:00............................. Breakfast 09:15....................... Fake Britain 10:00 ................... Homes Under the Hammer 11:00 .....................Real Rescues 11:45............................... Britain's Empty Homes

The Great British Bake Off Charlotte Moore, Controller of BBC One, announced today that the hit BBC Two show, The Great British Bake Off, will move across to the nation’s favourite channel for its fifth series next year.

The award-winning series, made by Love Productions, has been a phenomenal success on BBC Two since launching in 2010. Over the four series the show has grown in popularity to win record ratings, with audiences flocking in to see experts Mary Berry and Paul Hollywood judge the ultimate amateur baking competition presented by Mel Giedroyc and Sue Perkins.

Widely credited with reinvigorating baking throughout the UK, the series is currently the highest rating on BBC Two this year, so far averaging 7 million/27.7% share (consolidated data), and a peak audience of 7.2 million who tuned in to watch last year’s final.

Charlotte Moore says: “I’ve championed The Great British Bake Off from the very start and believe the time is absolutely right to bring the show to an even broader audience on BBC One. I’ve watched the series grow over the last few years and earn a special place in the nation’s hearts.

It’s inspiring and warm storytelling at its best which celebrates the huge talent of enthusiastic and passionate bakers from all over the country. It’s been fantastic to watch it flourish on BBC Two and I can assure viewers I will continue to cherish it on BBC One.” Charlotte Moore has been key to Bake Off’s success, she was responsible for originally commissioning the show in 2009 in her previous role as Commissioning Editor of Documentaries alongside Janice Hadlow, and has supported the series throughout its time on BBC Two.

Joe Crowley presents the series revealing the potential that vacant properties can offer prospective buyers. In this episode, Joe meets Josh Spencer and Samantha Weir who have just bought two adjoining empty cottages in rural Lincolnshire. They are keen to share their plans to turn the two properties into one house, on a very tight budget - and keen to get as much guidance as they can. To give Josh and Samantha tips and inspiration, Joe introduces them to a couple who have converted two similar size cottages into a spectacular family home, on an equally tight budget.Joe also learns how the renovation of a former Town Hall near Newcastle will provide a home for the new owners, and create a hub for the local community and businesses, and we follow Empty Property Officer Katrina Hurton on her mission to save abandoned houses in Maidstone, Kent.

07:00 .....................Real Rescues

09:25 ........................ The Jeremy Kyle Show

07:45............................... Britain's Empty Homes

13:30 ..........BBC London News 13:45............................... Doctors 14:15 ....................... Keeping Up Appearances

15:15 ..........................Perfection 16:00 ............................Escape to the Country 16:30 ............... Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 17:15 .............................Pointless 18:00 .........BBC News at Six 19:00 ........... The One Show 20:00 .................. Watchdog 21:00 ................... The Great British Year 22:00 ........BBC News at Ten 22:25 .....BBC London News

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23:05... A Question of Sport 23:35..... Is Anybody There?

08:30 ..............................Lorraine

10:30.................... This Morning

08:15 .... Wanted Down Under

11:25............................ ITV News

09:00 ............Meerkats: Secrets of an Animal Superstar

11:30 .................... This Morning

10:30............................. See Hear

14:45 ....................... Keeping Up Appearances

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Series following homeowners as they apply for planning permission and hopefully, build their dream extensions. Today's show looks at listed buildings. Is it possible to extend and adapt listed buildings or are they simply a historic headache? A very determined couple attempt to turn a grade two star listed building into a beautiful family home.

The Crown House in Hastings is an abandoned pub, but if Pete and Janine Rich can get permission for change of use, from commercial to residential, they will take the first step in a quite remarkable transformation. Joel Griggs has sunk all his savings into a most unusual project: he wants to create a crime museum in Hastings.

13:00 ............BBC News at One

22:35........Father Figure

06:00 ................... Homes Under the Hammer

10:00...................Plan it, Build it

12:15.................... Bargain Hunt

Wednesd

12:30 .................. Loose Women 13:30............................. ITV News and Weather 14:00 ........................ Dickinson's Real Deal 15:00.............................. The Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:00.................... Tipping Point 17:00...........................The Chase 18:00...... ITV News London 18:30............. ITV News and Weather 19:00................ Emmerdale 19:30 ..... Coronation Street 20:00 ....... Agatha Christie's Poirot Detective drama featuring Agatha Christie's celebrated sleuth Hercule Poirot. With the world on the brink of the Second World War, there is more political turmoil when it appears that the famous Peace Party is in fact a cover for the warmongering organisation Big Four. This complex investigation reunites Poirot with his old friend Japp, as they investigate a case marked by deception, disappearances and death.

Starring: David Suchet, Philip Jackson, Hugh Fraser, Pauline Moran, Patricia Hodge, James Carroll Jordan

11:00........................... BBC News 11:30 .............The Daily Politics 13:00.........................Lifeline CW choice 13:10.............................. A to Z of TV Gardening 13:30 ..............Cash in the Attic 14:15 ......... Great British Menu 14:45.................... Floyd on Fish 15:15................................ Are You Being Served?

15:45........................... 'Allo, 'Allo!

22:00................ ITV News at 16:15 .......... Cagney and Lacey Ten and Weather 17:00................................. Flog It! 22:35.................... Exposure 18:00................... Eggheads 23:35 ..........James Nesbitt's 18:30 ............. Strictly Come Ireland James Nesbitt continues his Dancing: It Takes Two eight-part guided tour of Ireland.

19:00 ...............Nigellissima In this episode he celebrates the good times to be had throughout 20:00 ..........The House That Ireland. He enjoys the craic at the £100k Built track with one of the country's premier racing families, the Har21:00 .............Ambassadors ringtons, tastes what's on offer at 22:00.......The Culture Show one of the many Irish food festivals, and discovers an unusual 22:30.................. Newsnight way of delivering artisan pizza.

James also pays a visit to the fa23:20 .......................... David mous Lisdoonvarna dating festiAttenborough's val, where he has a go at being a Rise of Animals: Triumph matchmaker himself. of the Vertebrates

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06:35 ........................ The Hoobs 07:00 ............ According to Jim 07:25 ................. Will and Grace 07:55................................. Frasier 08:55 .............Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 ......................Four Rooms 11:00 ...Undercover Boss USA 12:05............ Gordon Ramsay's Home Cooking 12:35.......................... Jamie's 15 Minute Meals 13:05 .........The African Queen 15:10 ...................... Countdown 16:00 ...............Deal or No Deal 17:00 ....................Four in a Bed 17:30 ...... Come Dine with Me 18:00 ............The Simpsons 18:30 .................. Hollyoaks 19:00 ........ Channel 4 News 20:00 .............River Cottage to the Core 21:00 .......... Grand Designs 22:00 ................ Gogglebox 22:45 ......... How to Find the Perfect Flatmate 23:50 ...............Up All Night

06:00 ...............................Dog the Bounty Hunter 06:30 ...............................Dog the Bounty Hunter 07:00 ....................... The Middle 08:00....................Stargate SG-1 09:00................... Stargate SG-1 10:00.......... NCIS: Los Angeles 11:00 .......... NCIS: Los Angeles 14:00 ................... Hawaii Five-0 15:00 ...................Stargate SG-1 17:00 ...........................Futurama 17:30 ....................... The Middle 18:00 ................ The Middle 18:30 ............The Simpsons 19:30 .......UEFA Champions League 22:00... Karl Pilkington: The Moaning of Life 23:00.................A League of Their Own

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06:00.....................Children's TV

06:00........................ Emmerdale

08:45....... Bananas in Pyjamas

06:25 ....... Holiday Showdown

08:55......... Milkshake Monkey

07:25 .....You've Been Framed!

09:00......................... Tickety Toc

October

06:20 ........................Coastguard Florida

06:00........................... Switched

07:05 ........................MasterChef Australia

07:10 ......................... Ugly Betty

09:15 ..............The Wright Stuff

07:55......................... The Jeremy Kyle Show USA

11:10 ............ Cowboy Builders

08:40 ...................... Dinner Date

09:00................................ The Bill

12:10 .........5 News Lunchtime

09:40 ..... The Real Housewives of New York City

10:00 ................................The Bill 11:00 .................. 1-800-Missing

10:35...... The Real Housewives of Orange County

12:00 ...................... Doctor Who

12:15 ............The Railway: First Great Western 13:15 .............Home and Away 13:45 ...................... Neighbours 14:20 .................................... NCIS 15:15...Stranger with My Face 17:00 .......................5 News at 5 17:30 ...................... Neighbours 18:00 ........Home and Away 18:30 ............Newstalk Live 19:00 .....Robson's Extreme Fishing Challenge 20:00 ..... Animal Maternity 21:00 .........Saving Britain's 70 Stone Man 22:00 ................ Wentworth 23:00....... CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

08:05 ................... Covert Affairs

11:30................... Big Rich Texas

13:00 ........................MasterChef Australia

12:30 ........................Emmerdale

14:00........... Emergency Bikers

13:00....... Holiday Showdown

15:00 ...........Emergency Bikers

14:00 ........................ The Jeremy Kyle Show

16:00 ...........Emergency Bikers

16:10..... The Real Housewives of Orange County

18:00 ..................... Haunted Collector

17:05 ...................Big Rich Texas

19:00 ................ MasterChef Australia

18:00 ............... Dinner Date

17:00........... Emergency Bikers

19:00.......................... You've Been Framed!

20:00................. Perception

21:00 ..................... Freshers

22:00 ................ Traffic Cops

22:00...................... The Only Way is Essex

23:00 .............. Booze Patrol Australia

22:50........ Forgetting Sarah Marshall

23:30 .............. Booze Patrol Australia

21:00 .............. Saving Hope

06:00 ........Nothing to Declare

07:10 ...........The Gadget Show

06:00 .........Friday Night Lights

08:00 ................................. RSPCA Animal Rescue

08:00 .......................Man v Food

07:00.......................................... ER

09:00............................. Top Gear

09:00 ....................The Real A&E

08:00 .......Star Trek: Enterprise

11:00.............. Storage Hunters

10:00 ..............UK Border Force

09:00 .......................Blue Bloods

12:00 .......................Man v Food

11:00 ........... Sun, Sea and A&E

10:00 ..........................................ER

13:00 .............................Top Gear

12:00 ....................Fat: The Fight of My Life

15:00 ..............Storage Hunters

11:00 .......................Blue Bloods

14:00 ............. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

17:00 ....... Red Bull Cliff Diving

16:00... RSPCA Animal Rescue 17:00....Emergency Abroad 18:00.... Nothing to Declare 19:00.........CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 20:00 .............. Chicago Fire 21:00......... Mount Pleasant 22:00...... It's Love, Actually 22:30.......................... Gates 23:00......................... Bones

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16:00 .......................Man v Food 17:30....................... Traffic Cops 18:00 .................... Top Gear 19:00 ........Storage Hunters 20:00..... Lizard Lick Towing 21:00........ Russell Howard's Good News Extra

12:00 .......Star Trek: Enterprise 13:00 ..................................House 14:00 ..................................House 15:00....................... Blue Bloods 16:00 .......Star Trek: Enterprise 17:00...........................................ER 18:00......................... House 19:00 .........................House

22:00.......... Mock the Week

20:00 ......................... Vegas

22:40 ............Dave Gorman: Modern Life is Goodish

21:00 ................. The Tunnel 22:00............... Hello Ladies

23:40....................Have I Got News for You

22:35........................... Veep

23:10............. The Sopranos

06:25.................................. 90210 08:00 ........................... Charmed 09:00 .....................................Glee 10:00............................. New Girl 10:30 .....................Suburgatory 11:00 ... Rules of Engagement 11:30 ........................... Charmed 12:30.......................... Hollyoaks 13:00 .......................... How I Met Your Mother 14:00 .....The Big Bang Theory 15:00 .............................New Girl 15:30 .....................Suburgatory 16:00 ... Rules of Engagement 17:00 .......................... How I Met Your Mother 18:00....The Big Bang Theory 19:00 .................. Hollyoaks 19:35 ...................How I Met Your Mother 20:00... Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer 22:00........................ Misfits

06:00 ........................ Champions League Goals 07:00.............. Barclays Premier League Review 08:00 ............ Revista de la Liga 08:55 .................................Cricket 17:30 ........................ Champions Tour Golf 18:30........... European Tour Weekly 19:00 ................... Inside the PGA Tour A look behind the scenes of the USPGA Tour. Follow the world's best players, including Luke Donald, Lee Westwood and Rory McIlroy, as they prepare for the big events in 2013.

19:30 ........... Gillette Soccer Special 22:00......................... What's the Story?

23:00........ Sporting Heroes

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The balance of the Whyte family household is rocked when Elaine makes the surprise announcement that she thinks she might be pregnant. Tom has not taken the news of the two previous pregnancies well in the past, having found the idea of being a dad somewhat overwhelming, so Elaine is concerned at how he will react this time. All seems to be fine, until inexplicably Tom starts having food cravings and putting on weight. Tom is not the only member of the family struggling with the news; son Drew is anxious about a new arrival, and asks his grandad Pat to explain where babies come from. Roddy, meanwhile, thinks it is time he got back into the dating scene and takes to the internet looking for love.

Lifeline BBC2, 13:00

British Tinnitus Association. Actor Larry Lamb presents an appeal on behalf of the British Tinnitus Association, a charity which provides vital support for the millions of tinnitus sufferers in the UK, and which funds groundbreaking research to help find ways of treating the condition. The BTA is a charity close to Larry's heart as he was left with tinnitus after contracting malarial fever. The film features Richard, who acquired tinnitus through years of working around noisy machinery. Initially he coped, but the stress of a family tragedy caused the sounds in his head to become constant and unbearable, and his life fell apart.

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Thursday Thursday T 06:00 ............................ Breakfast 09:15 ....................... Fake Britain 10:00 ................... Homes Under the Hammer

Clangers set to make return to BBC on CBeebies The iconic and much-loved British cult classic animated television show, Clangers, is set to make a welcome return to its home on the BBC after 45 years.

The joint announcement is made by CBeebies, Coolabi, Smallfilms and US 24-hour pre-school network, Sprout, who together are co-producing the new pre-school series, with BBC Worldwide for its international channels.

BBC Worldwide is also confirmed as the international distributor for the show. The £5 million production is already underway and is set for a highly anticipated return to the small screen in 2015.

Clangers, which previously launched on the BBC in 1969, are pink, longnosed, inventive and loveable mouse-shaped creatures who live on a small blue planet, out in the starry stretches of space, not far from Earth.

Its surface is peppered with holes topped with metal dustbin lids, which flip open with a ‘Clang!’ to reveal steps down to their home beneath the surface of the planet - containing a series of interconnecting tunnels and caves. Kind and generous creatures, they communicate with distinctive whistles, and a narrator comments on the thrilling and often hilarious events which occur in every episode.

The Clangers are a family. The cast of characters consists of Major, Mother, Small (a boy), Tiny (a girl) and Granny. Other favourites returning to the new series are The Soup Dragon, who provides green soup from the soup wells; The Iron Chicken, whose favourite food is nuts and bolts; the Glow Buzzers, who create a magical light inside the caves, and the mischievous Froglets. These and many other peculiar creatures, make a simple, sometimes surreal, but always harmonious world of fun, imagination, exploration and invention, which pre-schoolers and parents alike will enjoy over and over again.

11:00..................... Real Rescues 11:45 ...............................Britain's Empty Homes Joe Crowley presents the series revealing the potential that vacant properties can offer prospective buyers. In this episode, Joe meets Simon Eden and Caroline Matthews, who have bought an empty flat with shop frontage in Brighton. They are keen to share their plans to turn the site into their new home and a hairdressing salon - and to get as much guidance as they can. To give Simon and Caroline tips and inspiration, Joe introduces them to an interior designer who has done an amazing job of converting an empty Victorian terraced house into a stunning home on a similar renovation budget. Joe also discovers how the creative conversion of a derelict mews into live-work spaces has helped regenerate part of Lewisham in South London, and we follow Empty Property Officer Andy Emmerson on his mission to save abandoned houses in Thanet, Kent.

12:15 .................... Bargain Hunt 13:00............ BBC News at One 13:30.......... BBC London News 13:45............................... Doctors 14:15........................ Keeping Up Appearances 14:45....................... Keeping Up Appearances 15:15 ..........................Perfection 16:00 ............................Escape to the Country 16:30 ............... Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 17:15 .............................Pointless 18:00 .........BBC News at Six 18:30 .....BBC London News 19:00 ........... The One Show 19:30 .................EastEnders 20:00 .......... Waterloo Road 21:00 ..................... Truckers 22:00 ........BBC News at Ten 22:25 .....BBC London News 22:35 ........... Question Time 23:35 ...................This Week

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06:05................... Homes Under the Hammer

06:00 ........................... Daybreak 08:30 ..............................Lorraine

07:05 .....................Real Rescues

09:25 ........................ The Jeremy Kyle Show 07:50.........................Britain's CW Empty Homes choice 10:30 .................... This Morning 08:20 ............................... Wanted 11:25 ............................ITV News Down Under 11:30.................... This Morning 09:05 ................. The Ottomans: 12:30................... Loose Women Europe's 13:30 .............................ITV News Muslim Emperors and Weather 10:05 ..................Plan it, Build it 14:00 ........................ Dickinson's 10:35 ........................... HARDtalk Real Deal 11:00 .......................... BBC News 15:00.............................. The Alan 11:30 ..............BBC World News Titchmarsh Show 12:00 .............The Daily Politics 16:00 ....................Tipping Point 13:00....................... Mastermind

17:00 ..........................The Chase

13:30.............. Cash in the Attic

18:00...... ITV News London

14:15.......... Great British Menu

18:30............. ITV News and Weather

14:45 ..............................Floyd on Britain and Ireland 15:15 ................................Are You Being Served?

15:45 ...........................'Allo, 'Allo!

16:15 .......... Cagney and Lacey 17:00 .................................Flog It! 18:00 ...................Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain - The Eggheads - made up of some of the country's top quizzers, including Tremendous Knowledge Dave Rainford; Mastermind and Millionaire winner, Pat Gibson; winner of Are You An Egghead?, Barry Simmons; Millionaire winner, Judith Keppel; Mastermind winner, Chris Hughes; four times world quiz champion, Kevin Ashman; and 15-1 winner, Daphne Fowler. Can the challengers triumph over the general knowledge Goliaths and walk off with the cash prize or will it roll over to the next show?

18:30 ............. Strictly Come Dancing: It Takes Two 19:00 ...............Nigellissima 20:00 .................... Trust Me, I'm a Doctor 21:00 ............No Sex Please, We're Japanese 22:00 .................... Mock the Week...Again 22:30 ................. Newsnight 23:20............ Iceland Foods: Life in the Freezer Cabinet

19:00 ................ Emmerdale 19:30 ...................... Tonight When the Drugs Don't Work.

With winter fast approaching, it is the time of year when many people start complaining of sore throats, coughs, colds and flu - but an appointment with your local GP and a course of antibiotics may not be the answer. Fiona Foster investigates the extent to which some drugs are being over-prescribed and how a growing number of infections are becoming antibiotic resistant. Chief Medical Officer Professor Dame Sally Davies has described antibiotic resistance as a ticking time bomb and a threat that ranks alongside terrorism. In the past year, around 25,000 people across Europe have died after developing resistant infections. Are we heading for an antibiotic armageddon, and what is being done to avert it?

20:00 ................ Emmerdale Beloved villager Alan Turner passes away. Vanessa the vet is asked to attend to a human patient up at the farm. Kerry has second thoughts.

20:30 ...........Britain's Secret Treasures 21:00 ..................Breathless 22:00................ ITV News at Ten and Weather 22:35 ............. The Jonathan Ross Show 23:45........ The Late Debate

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Thursday Thursday 24th October 06:35 ........................ The Hoobs 07:00 ............ According to Jim 07:25 ................. Will and Grace 07:55 .................................Frasier 08:55..............Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 ......................Four Rooms 11:00 ...Undercover Boss USA 12:05 ............Gordon Ramsay's Home Cooking 12:35 .......................... Jamie's 15 Minute Meals 13:05........................Wake of the Red Witch 15:10 ...................... Countdown 16:00 ...............Deal or No Deal 17:00 ....................Four in a Bed 17:30 ...... Come Dine with Me 18:00............ The Simpsons 18:30 .................. Hollyoaks 19:00......... Channel 4 News 20:00......... George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 21:00.....Educating Yorkshire 22:00..........Up All Night CW choice 23:05 ............My Crazy New Jamaican Life

06:00.....................Children's TV

06:00........................ Emmerdale

08:15 ..........................Peppa Pig

06:25 ...........Coronation Street

08:35.................................. Toby's Travelling Circus

06:55..... You've Been Framed!

06:00............................... Switched

22:00 ..... Person of Interest

22:00 ...........Celebrity Juice

23:00 ..........Law and Order: Criminal Intent

22:50 ............... The Magaluf Weekender

06:20 ........ Coastguard Florida 07:05 ........................MasterChef Australia 08:05 ................... Covert Affairs 09:00 ................................The Bill 11:00 .................. 1-800-Missing 12:00 ...................... Doctor Who 13:00 ........................MasterChef Australia 14:00 ...................... Who Do You Think You Are? USA 15:00 ...................... Who Do You Think You Are? USA 16:00...................... Who Do You Think You Are? USA 17:00 ...................... Who Do You Think You Are? USA 18:00 .....Haunted Collector 19:00 ................ MasterChef Australia 20:00 .............. Saving Hope 21:00 ................ Traffic Cops 22:00 ..... Haunted Highway 23:00 .............. Booze Patrol Australia 23:30 .............. Booze Patrol Australia

06:00 ...............................Dog the Bounty Hunter

06:00 ........Nothing to Declare

07:10........... The Gadget Show

06:00 .........Friday Night Lights

08:00 .. RSPCA Animal Rescue

07:35............The Gadget Show

06:30 ...............................Dog the Bounty Hunter

07:00 ..........................................ER

08:30... RSPCA Animal Rescue

08:00 ..........Lizard Lick Towing

08:00....... Star Trek: Enterprise

09:00 ....................The Real A&E

09:00............................. Top Gear

09:00........................Blue Bloods

09:30 ....................The Real A&E

10:00............................. Top Gear

10:00 ..........................................ER

10:00 ..............UK Border Force

11:00 ..............Storage Hunters

11:00....................... Blue Bloods

B m w Masters (Day 1). Day one of the BMW Masters from Lake Malaren Golf Club in Shanghai, China. Peter Hanson held off a superb late charge from Rory McIlroy to win this tournament last year.

11:00 ........... Sun, Sea and A&E

12:00 ..........Lizard Lick Towing

12:00....... Star Trek: Enterprise

09:30 ...................PGA Tour Golf

12:00 ....................Fat: The Fight of My Life

13:00............................. Top Gear

13:00.................................. House 14:00.................................. House

15:00 ...................Stargate SG-1

14:00 ............. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

14:00............................. Top Gear

12:30 .........................FIFA Futbol Mundial

15:00 ..............Storage Hunters

15:00....................... Blue Bloods

17:00 ...........................Futurama

16:00 .. RSPCA Animal Rescue

16:00 ..........Lizard Lick Towing

16:00....... Star Trek: Enterprise

17:30 ....................... The Middle

17:00 ....... Emergency Abroad

17:00 .............................Top Gear

17:00.......................................... ER

18:00 ................ The Middle

18:00... Nothing to Declare

18:00..................... Top Gear

18:00 .........................House

18:30 ............The Simpsons

19:00........ CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

19:00........ Storage Hunters

19:00 .........................House

19:00 ........................... FL72

20:00........................... QI XL

20:00 .................... Mankind

20:00..................... The Face

21:00........... Not Going Out

21:00 ........................ Smash

20:00 ..............................The Rugby Club

21:00.......... Criminal Minds

07:00 ....................... The Middle 07:30 ....................... The Middle 08:00 ...................Stargate SG-1 09:00................... Stargate SG-1 10:00 .......... NCIS: Los Angeles 14:00 ................... Hawaii Five-0

20:00 ..........Modern Family 21:00 ...................... Trollied 21:30.................... Brit Cops: Frontline Crime 22:30 ................. Road Wars

08:45 .......Bananas in Pyjamas

07:55......................... The Jeremy Kyle Show USA

09:00........................ Tickety Toc

08:40 ...................... Dinner Date

09:15 ..............The Wright Stuff

09:40 ..... The Real Housewives of New York City

11:10 .......The Hotel Inspector 12:10......... 5 News Lunchtime 12:15........ Caught on Camera 13:15 .............Home and Away 13:45 ...................... Neighbours 14:15......... Eve of Destruction 17:00....................... 5 News at 5 17:30 ...................... Neighbours 18:00 ........Home and Away 18:30 ............Newstalk Live 19:00 ... Police Interceptors 20:00 ............. Benidorm ER 21:00 .......The Butcher Boy: Countdown to Murder

10:35 ..... The Real Housewives of Orange County 11:30 ...................Big Rich Texas 12:30.........................Emmerdale 13:00........... Coronation Street 13:30 .....You've Been Framed!

14:00...The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:10..... The Real Housewives of Orange County 17:05 ...................Big Rich Texas 18:00................ Dinner Date 19:00....You've Been Framed!

20:00....... The X Factor USA 21:00 ....................... Tricked

06:25 ......................................90210 07:10............................. Ugly Betty 08:00 ............................... Charmed 09:00 ......................................... Glee 10:00 .................................New Girl 10:30 ........................ Suburgatory 11:00 ......Rules of Engagement 11:30 ............................... Charmed 12:30 .............................. Hollyoaks 13:00...How I Met Your Mother 14:00 ....... The Big Bang Theory 15:00 .................................New Girl 15:30 ........................ Suburgatory 16:00 ......Rules of Engagement 17:00 .. How I Met Your Mother 18:00....The Big Bang Theory 19:00 ..................... Hollyoaks 19:30 ............. How I Met Your Mother 20:30....The Big Bang Theory 21:00 ..... Don't Trust the B---In Apartment 23 21:30................. Suburgatory 22:00 ...........Educating Essex

06:00 ............................European Tour Golf

13:00......................... Champions League Goals 14:00............................ European Tour Golf 18:00 .....................Ringside

22:20.......... Mock the Week

22:00 ............................Girls

21:00..................... Ringside

22:00 .............. Chicago Fire

23:00 ......................... Extras

23:10 .............. Nurse Jackie

22:00............................. NFL

23:00 .........................Bones

23:40 ...........................QI XL

23:45 ..................... Big Love

23:00............................ FL72

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Britain's Empty Homes BBC2, 07:50

Joe Crowley presents the series revealing the potential that vacant properties can offer prospective buyers. In this episode, Joe meets Josh Spencer and Samantha Weir who have just bought two adjoining empty cottages in rural Lincolnshire. They are keen to share their plans to turn the two properties into one house, on a very tight budget - and keen to get as much guidance as they can. To give Josh and Samantha tips and inspiration, Joe introduces them to a couple who have converted two similar size cottages into a spectacular family home, on an equally tight budget.

Joe also learns how the renovation of a former Town Hall near Newcastle will provide a home for the new owners, and create a hub for the local community and businesses, and we follow Empty Property Officer Katrina Hurton on her mission to save abandoned houses in Maidstone, Kent.

Up All Night Channel 4, 22:00

On a Saturday night more than 12,000 people can grace Prince of Wales Road, Norwich's nightlife hotspot. With door staff, a taxi marshal and a waiting area for up to 50 customers, Courtesy Taxis is a go-to place for the legions of revellers heading home when the pubs and clubs close their doors. Up All Night looks inside this postparty haven, revealing what it's like to wrangle the riotous, deal with the delightful and help the homeward-bound in Norwich's city centre.

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An 'A' for Triple A THIS week’s review has been a pleasure to write – and it could have gone on and on.

On Monday I was in Fanabe and managed to catch Triple A performing at Ye Olde Ocean, a fun pub and showbar on the promenade.

These guys are in a league of their own.

They are the only threepart harmony group currently working in bars and hotels. Firstly, their chosen genres are Soul and Motown, and what immediately sets them apart is their attention to detail.

They were dressed immaculately in identical stage-wear, and not the kind of threads you would get from the high street. This was a pro look and already, I was looking forward to the show.

It was noticeable straight away that the tracks they were singing to were all professionally made, with custom arrangements of the songs, which are unique to Triple A. This kind of thing puts the individual stamp on an artiste. Custom tracks like theirs do not come cheap, however. If

you have a Ferrari, you wouldn’t run it with a Ford Focus engine.

It really does make all the difference when watching a show and the songs you are singing and dancing along to are slightly different and, in some cases, it feels as though it’s the first time you’ve heard them.

Triple A have that effect, and you will probably like their versions better than the originals.

So, they know how t o

throw a dress code together and they have amazing backing tracks.

Now let’s talk about the magic. Vocal and harmony are two words that go together well, so when the human voice blends with another in harmony, it’s a beautiful thing.

When three voices get together it can be mind-blowing. But if one voice is even slightly off-key, the sound produced may not be so pleasing to the ear.

That said, I cannot remember a time when I

have heard three-part harmonies performed so exceptionally well.

A lot of people in an audience do not understand the mechanics of vocal harmony, but they just know it sounds amazing.

It is a pure gift to be able to harmonise, and it takes a lot of rehearsal to get it tight.

After their third song into the set, Alejandro, Andy and Adrian had each taken turns to sing as lead vocal, showing their versatility.

Andy then introduced the other two to the audience before they continued a set filled with songs from all corners

of the Soul and Motown genres.

Triple A are the real deal. There is no act like this in Tenerife, they are respected by the whole entertainment community and they have never failed to exceed audience expectation.

The couple pictured have been coming to Ten-

erife now for three years and saw Triple A on their first visit, performing in the Moonlight Bar in Torviscas.

Since then, they have not travelled anywhere in the world other than here for their holidays. Simon and Barbara Ward have never missed a Triple A show while holidaying here, and this was actually the 50th time they had seen them perform.

Simon said: “I can´t believe I get to walk into a bar and watch these guys for free. I hope they continue to grace these shores with their talent, or we’ll be going on holiday somewhere else.”

At the end of the show my thoughts were that the “awe” in awsome had been defined.

If you are lucky enough to have this trio on your billboard already, then I’m sure they will be there for a long time.

But if you haven’t, and are looking for a vocal show like no other, then book Triple A. You will be amazed.

AS we move into Tenerife’s winter phase, Leonardos is making the last little adjustments to its entertainment programme, and fine-tuning it to perfection.

At the end of this month Alexander McRae, from the resident duo Cormack & McRae, will be returning to the UK after 10 years served here on the boards in Tenerife.

Most of their last year has been spent at Leonardos, performing five nights a week alongside Aaron.

Scott Henderson, formerly part of the award-winning, highly-acclaimed Leonardos duo Loaded, will be joining Aaron Cormack as the resident duo.

Also in the line-up will be Tempo 2000. Cory and Marlow will be at Leonardos two nights a week with Aaron and Scotty holding the residency for the other five nights.

Resident DJ Luke Warne will be taking over full-time DJ duties and will be there six nights a week.

Luke has a natural ability to entertain, and he will work tirelessly to make sure you enjoy yourself, with party games, the best music - and one of the best staff teams in a bar of this kind.

Exciting times ahead with the new programme!

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Time to clean up credit area My John Lewis John Lewis is launching a new membership reward programme on the 30th October; my John Lewis is designed to give customers benefits and rewards tailored to their interests.

Customers will be able to use their my John Lewis card in both shops and online, and the programme will feature rewards including free tea and cake in John Lewis’s restaurants each month, entry into regular prize draws every time they shop, invitations to exclusive local events, previews and other personalised incentives.

From the information members choose to share, John Lewis will be able to tailor the way it interacts with customers to tell them more about their favourite products & services, give exclusive product previews and provide inspiration for them and their homes, based on their interests and shopping

preferences.

Craig Inglis, Marketing Director at John Lewis, said: “We’re really excited about my John Lewis, as it enables us to bring our customers closer to our brand, and reward them in a new and more personal way.

Chris Bates, Head of Customer Marketing, added: “We consciously decided not to develop a scheme based on collecting points, and instead offer more immediate rewards, previews and events so that customers can experience the benefits of membership straight away. It will also get better over time, as the more we learn about customers, the more we can personalise the experience we give them.”

“We have successfully trialled my John Lewis with specific customer groups, including nursery and beauty, and we are now able to open it up to all of our customers to join from October 30th.”

Customers can sign up and join the programme at www.johnlewis.com/ myjohnlewis or in John Lewis shops with a simple email address.

Which? is launching a new campaign to clean up the entire credit market after new research finds that other forms of credit can be as expensive as payday loans.

The payday loans market has rightly attracted criticism for some of the worst practices in the credit market, but their new research finds that in some cases using an authorised and unauthorised overdraft with your bank can be just as expensive. Borrowing £100 for 31 days will cost £30 with a Halifax authorised overdraft or £20 with some Santander accounts, and borrowing the same amount for the same time with a payday loan company costs between £20 and £37.

The research also shows that, similar to rolling over a payday loan, people can rack up sky high default charges if they use an unauthorised overdraft, and be hit with high interest and charges if they stay in their unauthorised overdraft for long periods. With the Halifax Reward current account and the Santander Everyday Account it can cost £100 in charges

for going £100 into an unauthorised overdraft for a month.

The Financial Conduct Authority’s (FCA) proposed new rules to clamp down on lenders won’t cover high penalty and default fees for payday loans, overdrafts and other highcost credit products.

Which? thinks this is a major omission and has launched the Clean Up Credit campaign calling on the FCA to crack down on poor lending and unscrupulous practices across the whole market. We want to hear from consumers about their experiences of using credit, and we will share this with the FCA to encourage it to set tougher new rules.

Which? is also fully supporting the crossparty ‘Charter to Stop the Payday Loan Ripoff.’ Developed by Paul Blomfield MP, the Charter will set out a number of recommendations to ensure the payday loan sector is treating borrowers fairly.

Richard Lloyd, Which?

executive director said: “The Government and regulators have rightly focused on the scandal of payday lending, but they must not lose sight of the urgent need to clean up the whole of the credit market.

High street bank overdraft fees can be just as eye-watering as payday loans.

“Consumers need the credit market to work competitively. It’s time to clamp down on excessive charges and irresponsible lending, and to make sure borrowers are being treated fairly whatever form of credit they’re using.”

Which? has set out five ways the FCA should act to clean up the whole of the credit market and send a clear message to irresponsible lenders: • Ban excessive default fees and charges – the FCA should require that the level of default charges should reflect lenders’ actual costs, and there should be a cap on the total amount of default charges.

• Crack down on

irresponsible lending – the FCA should enforce strong rules on affordability checks that properly take into account a borrower’s income, expenditure and ability to repay the debt, including any outstanding credit commitments.

• Put people in control of their credit – end unsolicited increases in credit limits, unauthorised overdrafts should be opt-in only and there must be a limit to the number of times high-cost loans can be rolled over.

• Clear and transparent information – the cost of credit and all fees and charges should be transparent, and for high-cost credit should be displayed clearly as pounds per £100 borrowed over 30 days.

Credit products should come with clear health warnings explaining the consequences of missed payments.

• Swift and early intervention for people in financial difficulty – the FCA should force lenders to freeze charges for borrowers in difficulty, and prevent them from charging interest on high-cost loans beyond 30 days after borrowers default.

Lenders must help borrowers in difficulty and refer them to free independent debt advice.

Spanish Inheritance Tax (IHT) - some common myths corrected Since 1994, Wincham has been successfully helping people of various nationalities, who currently own Spanish property, with the burden of Spanish Inheritance Tax (IHT).

Over the years we have experienced many misconceptions surrounding the ownership of Spanish property in a UK Limited company as a solution to legally removing Inheritance Tax and some of these are explained below.

Spanish Property ownership within a UK Limited Company There is often confusion between a UK Limited Company and an offshore Company.

A UK company is not

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classed as offshore, and in line with EU treaties, UK Companies cannot be charged the 3% annual tax that offshore companies have to pay in Spain. Following the 2008 UK Finance Act and Budget the Directors of a UK Limited Company are no longer subject to “Benefit in Kind” Tax on the ownership of foreign property.

A further advantage of the UK company structure is the ability to offset certain expenses such as council tax bills, maintenance/upgrades, car hire and flight costs for the Directors when travelling to and from Spain.

Selling the Spanish Property

The property can still be sold from the UK company should the purchaser prefer not to retain the ownership in the UK company. The advantage of purchasing the property in a UK Company is that there are no Spanish Inheritance Tax implications for the Beneficiaries and no 7-10% property purchase tax payable of the purchase of the company. In addition the seller does not pay the 3% Withholding Tax following the UK Company sale.

Costs & Time The UK Corporate structure is a simple solution costing less than most probate and legal fees which also saves

the additional Spanish reporting and taxation burdens for the Beneficiaries. Our unique service is available to all Nationalities including both Residents and Non Residents of Spain and can be completed within 2 to 4 weeks if required.

Purchasing / Transferring the property into your children’s names Using either of these methods would mean that you would need to pay Spanish Inheritance tax to keep your own property should your children predecease you. There are also gift tax implications to consider both in Spain and the UK when moving the ownership

of the property in this transaction.

A Spanish Will shields you from Spanish IHT This is incorrect as a Spanish Will can often complicate matters as it may conflict with an earlier Will prepared in the UK and does not eradicate Spanish IHT. A Spanish Will cannot be varied after death and therefore limits the options of the beneficiaries.

Don’t inform the Spanish authorities of a death for 4 ½ years Waiting 4 1/2 years before notifying the authorities of the death means that the Statute of Limitations has passed and therefore no tax should be payable. This is tax

evasion and you would be committing criminal offences in Spain as the Beneficiaries only have a 6 month window to Probate and pay the Taxes to inherit the property.

The Wincham Solution.

Our solution to the IHT problem in Spain is for the owner/s to invest the property into a UK Private Limited company which they would own as Shareholder/s remaining in complete control of their asset.

To receive your ‘complimentary’ Spanish Inheritance Tax illustration please visit www. winchamiht.com Alternatively contact one of our advisers on +44 (0)1260 299 700 (UK) or 0034 965 830 991 (Spain).

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Holding back the years…

By Carl from Robot

NO matter what age you are, no one wants to have tired, old-looking hair.

But holding back the years and making the best of what you have isn’t difficult to do.

First of all, check out what type of shampoo and conditioner you are using because these are the building blocks of your hair.

And without this basis, it doesn’t matter how well you treat it because it will never look its best.

Your shampoo should be low in sodium - not a cheap, supermarket brand – and your conditioner the same.

Using low-sodium based products will ensure that they are not stripping out your natural oils. If your shampoo price is the same as your washing-up liquid, then it’s time you invested in something a little more caring for your hair.

If your shampoo runs out of the bottle, then its main ingredient is water; it should be thick and creamy, and never runny.

Your conditioner should be hard to get out of the bottle, ensuring that it, too, isn’t a water-based product.

Protecting your hair is essential here in Tenerife, and I recommend Argan oil to all my clients. It’s the only thing I know that protects,

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nourishes and smooths - all at the same time.

Using a weekly masque is, without doubt, the best treatment you can give your hair. Leaving it on for hours to let it really “soak” in will repair most damage after only a few treatments.

Forget the new shampoos which, manufacturers say, will repair years of damage in just a few washes. If your hair is burnt or split, there’s only one solution: Scissors!

Having it cut regularly - that means every 6-8 weeks - is the best form of defence against your hair looking its age.

I’ve heard of people going months without a haircut, and then wondering why it is split and needs a few inches off.

Even if you are growing your hair, you need

to keep those ends in shape. My record for the longest wait between appointments is 11 years!

Can you imagine what it looked like? Hampsters were nesting in it because it was that bad!

You cannot leave hair that long and not expect it to suffer. It needs love and attention to keep it looking in top form.

It seems that sometimes here, people appear to lose a little of the care they once had back in the UK. So come on girls, it’s never too late to turn your hair around. Just give it some TLC and the results will show for themselves.

Love your hair and it will love you back. Mistreat it and it might get mistaken for a Halloween wig!

Our splashers and dashers!

SOME 20% of Brits can’t be bothered to wash their hands after going to the loo, making the UK a nation of “splashers and dashers”.

And 10% simply splash their fingers with water rather than wash them thoroughly, while 40% clean their hands for under 10 seconds, which is half the time required to kill germs effectively.

This new research, commissioned by hand-hygiene experts Cuticura, also discovered that a quarter of Britons wash their hands just three to five times a day, as opposed to the recommended eight to 10 times.

Men, the worst offenders of all, are twice as likely not to use any soap!

Despite the low percentage of people washing their hands properly, 10% choose to avoid using public transport for fear of germs.

The thing people fear the most is using public toilets, followed by touching door handles and flushing the loo.

Yet according to another study, from Initial Hygiene, says this

doesn’t stop 10% of office workers using their mobiles to surf the internet while in the loo - or 5% reading a document in there, increasing the chance of germs and bacteria spreading across the workforce.

And what about those people digging in to a bowl of nuts or crisps on a pub’s bar-top?

Previous studies have shown faecal E.coli contamination on a wide variety of surfaces, including ice cubes and shopping bags.

The presence of E.coli bacteria on any surface is a sign of faecal contamination, and any gastrointestinal infection caused by E.coli is a result of ingesting faecal bacteria from a human being or an animal.

Dr Bob Adak, head of the gastrointestinal diseases department at Public Health England, said: “No one would wilfully want to touch or eat faeces, but that is what millions of us are doing every day by not washing our hands.

“Many diseases are spread through faecal matter, so, if we all improved our hygiene, this could prevent many infections and stop people becoming unwell.

Dr Lisa Ackerley, a leading hygiene expert, recommends that people wash their hands with warm water and soap, or an anti-bacterial hand-wash for at least 20 seconds, yet the research shows people are cutting that time by half.

She added: “With the average person carrying over 10 million bacteria on their hands alone, this is big news in the battle to prevent bacteria and virus spread.”

According to Dr Ackerley, good hand-hygiene has the potential to reduce the risk of diarrhoea by up to 47%, and save a million lives worldwide.

But the Cuticura research showed that nearly half the people interviewed did not wash their hands properly and aided the spread of harmful germs.

Dr Ackerley said: “I would recommend washing your hands thoroughly with warm water and soap, or anti bacterial hand-wash, for a minimum of 20 seconds ideally.

“Be sure to dry your hands properly after washing, as harmful bacteria spread more easily on wet or damp hands.”

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By Val Sainsbury THE first analysis of the economic impact of cancer in European Union countries revealed that it costs a staggering 126 billion euros (£107bn) a year,

U n d e r s t a n d a b l y, Cancer Research UK said it was a “huge burden”, and Sara Osborne, Policy Head of the charity, added: “This study reinforces why research is vital to improve our understanding of the causes of cancer.

“In that way, we can lessen the impact of the disease and develop better ways to prevent and treat the illness.”

The figures, published in the Lancet Oncology, included the cost of drugs and healthcare, as well as earnings lost through sickness, or families providing care.

Lung cancer was the most costly form of the disease, accounting for more than 10% of all costs in Europe

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ENORMOUS COST OF CANCER CARE

The University of Oxford and King’s College London research team analysed data from each of the EU’s 27 nations in 2009.

They showed the total cost was 126bn euros and, of that, a total of 51bn (£43bn) euros was down to healthcare costs, including doctors’ time and drug costs.

Lost productivity, because of work missed through sickness or dying young, cost 52bn euros (£44bn), while the financial burden to families providing care was put at 23bn euros (£19.5bn).

Overall, richer countries, such as Germany and Luxembourg, spent more on cancer treatment per person than eastern European countries, such as Bulgaria and Lithuania.

Lung cancer tends to affect people at an earlier age than other types of the disease, so the lost productivity through early deaths is a major factor.

However, the overall economic burden falls behind the costs of dementia and cardiovas-

cular disease. An EUwide study, by the same research group, revealed that cardio-vascular diseases, including high blood pressure and strokes, cost 169bn euros (£144bn) a year while dementia costs 189bn euro (£169bn) in just 15 countries in

Western Europe.

Dementia has extremely high costs, associated with long-term care, while cardio-vascular diseases include such a wide range of conditions that it affects many more people than cancer.

One researcher,

Dr Ramon LuengoFernandez, from the Health Economics Research Centre at the University of Oxford, said: “By estimating the economic burden of several diseases, it will be possible to help allocate public-research funding towards the

diseases with the highest burden, and highest expected returns for that investment.”

Professor Richard Sullivan, from King’s College London, said: “It is vital that decisionmakers across Europe use this information to identify and prioritise key areas.

“More effective targeting of investment may prevent healthcare systems from reaching breaking point - a real danger given the increasing burden of cancer - and in some countries, better allocation of funding could even improve survival rates.”

Ms Osborne, from Cancer Research UK, said: “The financial impact that cancer has on the economy across Europe because of people dying prematurely from the disease, and time off work, remains a huge burden.

“We also need to understand why the UK’s cancer mortality rates remain higher than many EU countries, despite a similar outlay on cancer care.”

Drugs row: Canaries planning legal action THE pressure on patients to pay for drugs dispensed in hospital is proving too much for the Canary Islands’ regional government.

Ministers are so angry that they intend to follow the lead taken by Basque Country rulers and take legal action to prevent patients having to fork out.

Andalucía has already appealed through the courts, saying: “It is an attack on the principle of equality by penalising the seriously-ill in an arbitrary manner,” Changes to the State law on 1st October means that any chronically-ill patients must pay 10%, or up to 4.20 euros each, on all medication boxes issued by the hospital dispensary.

The charges relate to more than 40 types of medication, and around 4,000 patients will be af-

fected in the Basque Country alone.

And no one is exempt, which means that those suffering from cancer, kidney failure, asthma, diabetes, leukaemia, high blood-pressure, psoriasis, HIV, rheumatoid arthritis and hepatitis must all pay up.

Although the fee does not extend to drugs given to in-patients or administered by nurses to outpatients, such as chemotherapy, any extra pills or injections which have to be collected from the in-house dispensary are now no longer free.

This usual occurs when patients cannot be supplied by high-street pharmacies because of the cost or specialist nature of the drugs, or when the consultant concerned wants to monitor the dosage more closely A number of Spain’s 17 autonomous regions

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have absolutely refused to apply the new law.

Socialist leader Alfredo Pérez-Rubalcaba, a member of the Government’s opposition party, says it is “cruel to make people pay to stay alive”.

And other parties all agree that patients who are among the three in 10 people living in actual poverty will end up stopping their treatment because they cannot afford it. And that will put their lives at risk.

If, say, patients need to collect three boxes of medication or single injections a week from

their hospital dispensary, it can cost them up to 50 euros a month.

That, say opposition members, is a huge expense for someone on the minimum unemployment benefit of 425 euros a month, or even the 645euro minimum wage.

So far, nine regions including the Canaries - have agreed not apply the law, even though they are obliged to by the Spanish Government.

Yet many of these federal communities are being run by the Popular Party (PP), which is

Spain’s current ruling Government. As well as the Basque Country, Canary Islands and Andalucía, the other protesting regions are Aragón, Valencia, Asturias, Navarra, Castilla y León and Extremadura.

Those who disagree

with the fees on practical or ethical grounds say it will cost more to implement the new computer systems, accounting methods and arrange collection of payments, than the country will actually earn from the medication charges.

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National Baking Week This week is National Baking Week and people are raising funds from cakes for Great Ormond Street Hospital.

Great Ormond Street Hospital is one of the top five paediatric research hospitals in the world, treating children with complex and life-threatening conditions who are referred to them nationally.

They manage over 192,000 patient visits every year; they are often their last hope.

The money raised through the Bake it Better bake sales during National Baking Week will fund a ward kitchen on their new Respiratory Unit. The new unit will hold one of the UK’s largest paediatric respiratory care programmes and see some of the sickest patients in the hospital.

Register your bake sale with Great Ormond Street Hospital Children’s Charity at www. gosh.org/bakeitbetter or call them on 0207 2393131.

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Hospital Children’s Charity Bake it Better is all about the cakes. The charity have lots of ideas on their website on how you can get involved in Bake it Better and raise vital funds for the charity.

During National Baking Week, people up and down the country will be going baking crazy. Cake sales are easy, delicious and a great way to get together with your friends, family or colleagues.

Orange and Poppy Seed cake 250g margarine 250g golden caster sugar 5 eggs, large 120g Plain White Flour 120g White Self-raising Flour 50ml Milk Zest of 1 orange Juice of ½ orange 1 tbsp poppy seeds To decorate 100g Golden icing sugar, sifted 2 tsp orange juice Orange & Lemon Slices Method: Oven Temp: 140c (fan)/160c/Gas Mark 3.

Cream together the margarine and caster sugar until light and fluffy.

Add the orange zest and beat until evenly dispersed.

Add the eggs one by one following each with a

spoonful of the flour. Mix until evenly combined.

Sift in the remaining flour and mix.

Finally add the milk, orange juice and poppy seeds and fold through until the cake mixture is

an even consistency.

Fill the prepared tin with cake mixture and roughly level the top using the back of a spoon.

Bake in the oven for between 1 hour 20 minutes and 1 hour 30 mins until well risen and golden.

Transfer to a wire rack and allow to cool completely.

Mix together the icing sugar to a smooth glaze with the orange juice.

Pour over the top of the cooled cake and decorate with orange and lemon slices.

Ultimate Chocolate Cake Ingredients: 125g unsalted butter, softened 250g Light Muscovado sugar 4 Eggs 180g self raising white flour 60g cocoa powder 90ml Milk 2 tsp vanilla extract 1 ½ tsp bicarbonate of soda Method: Preheat oven to 160c fan/180c/Gas Mark 4.

Grease and base line 2 x

8” cake tins. Sift together the flour, cocoa powder and bicarbonate of soda.

Cream together the butter and sugar using a stand mixer of electric hand mixer until light and fluffy.

Add the vanilla extract and then beat in the eggs one by one adding a tablespoon of sifted dry mix with each to prevent the mixture curdling.

Pour the milk into the cake mixture followed by the remaining flours and mix well to combine.

Divide the mixture between the two tins and bake in the oven for 2530 minutes until well risen and springy to the touch.

Remove from the oven and allow to cool in the tins for 5 minutes before turning out onto a wire rack to cool completely.

Decorate with frosting Tips: Scrape down the sides of the bowl using a spatula occasionally making sure that the mixture is even.

For the ultimate chocolate cake use a good quality cocoa powder.

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Kikiriki tickles the taste buds WHAT springs to mind when you think of Sundays?

A leisurely lie-in, a selection of the Sunday papers to browse through or a meal out with family?

If the latter is your idea of a perfect finish to the weekend, then here’s just the place for you.

Kikiriki, in the Apolo Centre - near the main roundabout in Los Cristianos - has long been regarded as a special venue for excellent food.

It has been opening on Sundays for some time now, and diners receive a 40% discount. That’s not all because the discount now applies to Saturdays as well!

That makes the weekend really special, and even more appealing if you are planning to eat out.

The menu provides another treat because it is spectacular: a true mix of meats, seafood and beautiful vegetarian options.

The restaurant is also serving another of its specials: three types of Spanish cured ham - Bellota, Recebo and Reserve - which is priced by the weight, as is done in supermarkets.

And with fabulous service and relaxing surroundings, it truly is what Sundays - and Saturdays nowadays are all about.

I dined there with

three other people on this particular Sunday and, as I have eaten here on many other weekends, it gave me a chance to taste some of the alternative dishes on offer.

We ordered four different starters: Catalan bread, a mix of Mediterranean flavours, malty bread, topped with fresh tomatoes and garlic, all smothered in virgin olive oil; Chopitos, deep-fried baby squid in a fresh, crispy batter; onion cake, a moist, savoury cake infused with salmon; and a special Sunday paella so packed with meat and seafood that it was hard to see the rice.

The starters, as with all of the food here, are ultra-fresh and so very, very tasty.

The main courses again didn’t disappoint and, as always, I had to have the special Kikiriki chicken.

This is their signature dish - a half-chicken, or quarter if you’re not too hungry, perfectly

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roasted with rosemary, moist meat and crispy skin. It’s perfect for me, by the way, and this was exactly what I got.

It is served with four extremely individual sauces - pepper, blue cheese, Kikiriki special sauce and my favourite, the vicious spicy - all bursting with flavour and all complementing the succulent meat of the poultry so well.

The chicken is so nice that it’s hard for me to go past it on the menu.

That’s why I was pleased when one of my fellow Kikirikiers plumped for a beautiful fillet of sole instead of following suit.

This was also perfectly cooked, and it just fell apart into satisfying, meaty flakes.

And with side-orders of garlic potatoes and moreish spinach to accompany all the meals, I was beginning to reach full.

Thank heavens for the dessert stomach. I do go on about desserts and it’s because, well, I love

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’em. But I can honestly say I would travel miles for Kikiriki’s Lemon Meringue pie.

It’s simply stunning, and it is so lemony that it gives you the look on your face of an old dear in a workingmen’s club when somebody talks during the bingo.

And with sugarysweet meringue and gorgeous pastry … oh, I’m drooling now.

So to recap: all the food we had on this glorious Sunday afternoon was nothing short of wonderful, and the service was, as ever, spot-on.

Then we were given the bill, and we could not believe the vast amount of money saved with the huge discount we received.

No prizes for guessing where we’ll be heading on a Sunday afternoon in the not-too-distant future.

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Easyjet is planning AN Italian Job

EASYJET has announced its expansion plans in Italy with the opening of a base in Naples.

The new base, easyJet’s third in Italy and 24th in its European network, will be operational from spring 2014.

Having first started operations in Naples in 2000, easyJet now carries more passengers than any other airline into and out of Naples. In the last twelve months the airline has flown 1.6 million passengers. From spring, the two aircraft based in Naples will enable easyJet to fly more than an additional 350,000 passengers meaning that annual passenger numbers will reach almost two million.

Mike Campbell, easyJet Europe Director, stated: “Italy is a key market for easyJet where it has regularly invested and we are delighted to announce that Naples becomes our 3rd Italian base and in Italy’s third largest city.

“Naples is a top European destination

both for tourism - the city being listed a World Heritage Site

by UNESCO - and for business with a wide network of more than 260,000 companies and 2.6 million business passengers travelling to and from Naples every year.” easyJet will fly 20 routes from the base, five of those will be newly introduced in Spring 2014, and will offer 130 flights a week at peak season from Naples. The airline will fly additional frequencies on key routes such as London Gatwick with two daily flights. easyJet is also now offering “Fast Track” security in Naples for its FLEXIfare customers, making travel even easier by saving time at the Airport.

Last month easyJet announced the opening of another key European base in Hamburg next Spring alongside announcing plans to increase its fleet in Berlin. Building on its success to date in both Hamburg and Berlin, easyJet’s new base will open with three A319 aircraft with the airline increasing its fleet in Berlin by an additional plane.

New ‘super’ visa plan for Chinese TRAVELLING to the UK for Chinese nationals will be made easier from next summer.

Their visa applications will have been simplified and streamlined by the British Government by then.

As predicted, the three key steps include introducing a pilot scheme to allow selected Chinese travel agents to apply for UK visas.

They will simply have to submit the EU’s Schengen visa form, rather than two separate applications, which will reduce duplication for agents taking tourists to both the UK and the Schengen area.

A new 24-hour “super priority” visa service will become available from next summer.

The expansion of a VIP mobile visa service, currently operating in Beijing and Shanghai, is likely to cover the whole country.

This service enables visa teams to visit applicants to collect their completed forms and biometric data, the whole process taking

less than five minutes.

Confirmation of the plans came as part of a trade mission to Beijing, led by George Osborne.

The Chancellor said: “These changes will streamline and simplify the visa application process for Chinese visitors, while ensuring the system is strong and secure. This is good news for British business and tourism.”

Home Secretary Theresa May added: “We are continuing to attract the brightest and best to work and study in the UK, while preventing immigration abuse, and bringing net migration down to the tens of thousands.

“Our Chinese visa system already provides an

excellent service, and figures demonstrate that Chinese tourists are increasingly choosing to visit the UK. “We will continue to make further improvements, wherever possible, for visitors travelling independently or as part of a group.”

China is regarded as one of the UK’s priority markets for tourism and business.

According to Government figures, 210,000 visas were last year issued to visiting Chinese nationals, who contributed around £300 million to the British economy, There are currently 39 weekly air services between London and four cities in China, and the

visa announcement was extremely timely.

It coincided with Manchester Airports Group revealing a joint-venture agreement with Beijing Construction Engineering Group, Carillion PLC, and the Greater Manchester Pension Fund to support the development of the £800 million Airport City project at Manchester Airport.

Airport City will be the core element of a Governmentdesignated Enterprise Zone surrounding the UK’s third-busiest airport.

The aim is to help attract international businesses, which could contribute an additional 16,000 jobs in the North-West.

Ryanair's 2014 Charity calendar Ryanair has announced that its cabin crew have selected the Teenage Cancer Trust as their charity partner for the 2014 Ryanair Cabin Crew Charity Calendar, which it hopes will raise 100,000 euros.

Teenage Cancer Trust is the only UK charity dedicated to improving the quality of life and survival chances for young people with cancer aged between 13 and 24. The charity funds and builds specialist units in NHS hospitals and provides dedicated staff, bring-

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ing young people together to be treated by teenage cancer experts.

Teenage Cancer Trust also educates young people about cancer to help improve the speed and quality of diagnosis. During the summer months, special sun safety sessions are delivered to highlight the dangers of skin cancer and Ryanair will be supporting the charity’s Shunburn campaign.

Ryanair’s Robin Kiely said: “Ryanair’s fabulous cabin crew have selected Teenage Cancer Trust as the lucky charity that will receive all of the 100,000 euros proceeds from the 2014 Ryanair Cabin Crew Charity Calendar sales, which will help sup-

port their 27 specialist cancer units for young people across the UK.

Every year 10,000 copies of the Ryanair cabin crew charity calendar

sell out in record time, so everyone who wants to help Teenage Can-

cer Trust with its work can buy Ryanair’s 2014 calendar onboard, on our website, or from Teenage Cancer Trust’s website when it goes on sale shortly.”

Teenage Cancer Trust’s Interim Director of Fundraising, Kate Collins said: “It’s fantastic news that Ryanair cabin crew have chosen to support Teenage Cancer Trust through the sales of the 2014 calendar. Around seven young people aged between 13 and 24 are diagnosed with cancer every day in the UK and the money raised by Ryanair staff and customers from calendar sales will help us to continue to provide them with the vital specialist support they need.”

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As Radical as it gets!

By Jav NOT many drivers will have heard of Radical Sportscars, unless they have been involved in motor racing for the past 16 years.

That’s how long the Pe t e r b o r o u g h - b a s e d car-manufacturers have been operating, and in that time they have built the most impressive reputation.

They specialise in race and road-car manufacturing, and among their credits include designing the world’s popular racing car (SR3 RS), designing and building their own racing-spec V8 engine.

In addition, they have competed five times in the 24 Hours Le Mans race with their Radical SR9 and have completed the renowned Nürburgring Nordschleife faster than any other road-registered and street-legal car.

They have also attained a collection of other lap records and accolades from the worldwide motoring press.

So, it is no surprise, then, that they have now come up with the ultimate head-turner: their £97,000 Radical RXC, which is, in essence, a Le Mans car for the road!

That’s what Radical set out to achieve with this beauty, and that is exactly what they have done.

There is absolutely nothing like it right now! As a track day-car it is simply sensational,

and as a road car it is completely off the scale.

So it is hardly any wonder that the firm’s order book is full to bursting.

People will always stare at this radical machine in bewilderment when they see it rumbling along the public road.

But beneath its Le Mans prototype-like bodywork, complete with full GT3 specification multi-adjustable rear wing, it’s actually a cracking sports car.

At its heart, just behind its two racing bucket seats, sits a 3.7-litre Ford V6 which produces either 350bhp

in standard tune or 380bhp with a bit throttle-system tweaking..

In both cases, it is mated to a seven-speed sequential, paddle-shift gearbox, built specifically for the car by Quaife, who also make the torque-sensing differential that’s fitted to it.

As the RXC weighs 900kg only, it can sprint from 0-62mph in 2.8 seconds - one-10th of a second faster than a Lamborghini Aventador - and has a power-toweight ratio of 422bhp per tonne.

And its top speed, limited by the relatively

short gearing in seventh, is - “just” 175mph, which elevates it to the top of the table when it comes to outright acceleration.

At that fantastic pace, Radical claim the RXC produces its own weight in downforce which, on the road, translates to a level of high-speed grip that would leave most drivers laughing in disbelief.

At anything under 50mph, you can’t really feel that prodigious downforce. Instead, all you notice is how crisp the steering seems.

However, as soon as you venture beyond 60mph on the road, and much speedier on the track, you can feel the stability levels going up, front and rear - and the steering also gets a touch meatier.

And yet, if you then really lean on it and get it to start sliding around - there is no traction control and no ABS – the machine is actually well-behaved.

The RXC has a unique steering system which allows the driver to dial the level of power assistance, up or down, in five different stages.

And for a car that

wears number plates and a tax disc - in other words, street legal - the way it stops is quite outrageous. It also sounds really potent, inside and out.

Given the range of exotic noises it gives off under full bore acceleration, you would never imagine that it is driven by a humble Ford engine.

One slight drawback of the RXC is the way you climb in and out of it.

So wide are its sills that the only way you can enter it, realistically, is by flinging open the gullwing door, then treading all over the seat and inserting yourself into it as elegantly as you can.

Proud Phil Abbott, co-founder of Radical Sportscars and current managing director, says: “In the whole history of Radical, I don’t think I’ve been more excited about a new car than I am with the RXC. “It’s the car we’ve always wanted to make and, by applying our extensive knowledge and understanding, we have produced a GT car that - just like our other products - will outperform machinery costing many times more.”

Keep an ‘i’ out for this little sizzler TOYOTA are known for their competent, reliable, small hatchbacks. But this new offering really is something different!

The i-ROAD tilting machine drives like nothing else on the road: it’s a rear-steering, all-electric tricycle, and is also charming and compelling.

It’s also a cross between a moped and a car, and the narrow, 850mm width is the key to its credentials as a city runabout.

Furthermore, the iROAD is 2,350mm long, so you can fit four of them in a normal parking space, which will certainly be a boon around town.

A lithium-ion battery drives two 2kW electric motors in the front wheels, giving a range

of 31 miles and a 28mph top speed. Okay, that doesn’t sound much, but

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the amount of torque on offer actually lifts the body of this 300kg car so

it feels as though you’re flying along, rather than rolling.

Turn the wheel and the i-ROAD swoops from side to side with

a smooth, delicate motion.

As you slow down, the rear steering quickens up, so you have to get used to turning the wheel less for squeezing through traffic.

Akihiro Yanaka, lead engineer behind this project, says: “It takes a while to become accustomed to the way it works, but anyone who has ridden a scooter will get used to it very quickly.”

The tandem two-seater, which will surely put a smile on your face, goes into limited production next year ahead of field tests at Japan’s Toyota City, and Grenoble, in France.

No prices have been revealed, but it is likely to come in at around £10,000, in comparison with £7,000 for a Renault Twizy and £6,000 for a threewheeled Piaggio MP3 scooter.

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9

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1 7

Making you think...

4 8 4 5

Colours

3 8 6 5 7 9 And a normal sudokus to test you...

5 2 9 8

6 7

4 1

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9 5 3

4 1 3 4 9 5 6 4 7 3 8

4 3 9

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Making you think: Answer is 9.

The number at the centre of each triangle equals the sum of the lower two numbers minus the top number.

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John, Jenita, Maria and Julie went to a shop. Each picked a colourful ball of a different favourite colour. The colours are Yellow, Violet, Green and Red. John and Maria both do not like violet. The person who likes red is a girl. Jenita likes green, but it is not her favourite colour. Jenita’s favourite colour is either green or yellow, although she can have only one favourite colour. John likes red, but it is not his favourite colour.

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Don´t reach for the calculator - that´s cheating! Write your final answer in the last box of the line. Aim to complete each round in about 30 seconds. Good Luck!

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48 4

4 1 8 2 6 3 7 5 9

6 9 4 3 5 2 8 7 1

4 8 7 3 5 6 2 9 1

2 3 5 1 7 9 4 6 8

1 2 5 8 7 6 3 4 9 9 2 3 1 7 4 5 6 8

6 7 9 4 5 8 1 2 3

8 7 3 1 9 4 5 2 6

5 6 1 9 8 2 3 7 4

1 2 3 5 4 7 8 9 6

9 5 7 6 2 3 4 1 8

8 9 6 5 1 7 4 3 2

7 5 4 9 8 6 2 3 1

2 6 7 5 4 1 7 9 3

7 1 2 4 9 3 6 8 5

9 8 6 3 2 1 5 4 7

3 4 1 7 8 9 2 6 5

3 5 4 6 2 8 9 1 7

3 9 2 7 1 5 6 8 4

5 8 9 4 6 7 1 3 2

2 3 8 7 4 9 1 5 6

8 4 1 6 3 2 9 7 5

4 1 2 9 3 5 6 8 7

1 4 9 8 6 5 7 2 3

5 6 7 8 9 4 3 1 2

7 3 6 2 1 8 9 5 4

6 7 5 2 3 1 8 4 9

2

3

5

6

7

÷4 +114 ÷6

-15

squared

8

9

÷4 +57 Answer

÷11 +74 Intermediate Starter Number

1

2

3

145

3/5 of this

+67

6/7 of this

4

5

6

7

8

9

-123 squared +69 Advanced

1

5/6 of this

Answer

-87 ÷19 Starter Number

Sudoku:

1

2

3

45

2/9 of this

+277

4/7 of this

4

5

6

7

-86 8

-72

÷2 +341 9

5/6 of this

3/5 of this

Answer

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Bad luck - or tough luck?

THEY say you don’t pick your team - they pick you. They also say you can pick your friends but not your family.

And there is also a saying which goes along the lines of: “Never have a pet as it will only break your heart.”

I’m a Wolverhampton Wanderer, a fan of CD Tenerife and proud to be English. It’s far to say that those three sides have broken my heart over the years.

And for us Tenerife fans, the last few weeks have been as trying as any.

On Sunday, Tenerife lost at home to recentlyrelegated Mallorca. On paper, it doesn’t look a disaster. Another tight defeat in a season of tight defeats.

Former boss Jose Luis Oltra and his side, containing no fewer than three former Tenerife players, just got the edge - and the points.

Position

But this game and result cuts deeper. For the first time, the very first time, I believe we are in trouble.

At the start of the season, the fixture gods dealt Tenerife a tough start and we all knew there would be a Points

bedding-in period. But we are behind where we should be. Defeat at Ponferradina on Saturday would actually give Tenerife a worse start than the last time we got relegated from this league.

Stats can be so very

PLD Won Draw Lost

F

A

1º RC Recreativo

22

9

7

1

1

18

9

2º Real Murcia CF

17

9

5

2

2

16

12

3º Real Sporting

16

9

4

4

1

13

9

4º CD Lugo

16

9

5

1

3

12

8

5º RC Deportivo

16

9

5

1

3

8

4

6º SD Ponferradina

14

9

4

2

3

14

9

7º Real Zaragoza

14

9

4

2

3

13

9

8º Córdoba CF

14

9

4

2

3

8

6

9º CD Mirandés

14

9

4

2

3

8

8

10º AD Alcorcón

13

9

4

1

4

8

5

11º CD Numancia

13

9

3

4

2

13

11

12º UD Las Palmas

13

9

3

4

2

8

7

13º RCD Mallorca

13

9

4

1

4

11

18

14º Deportivo Alavés

12

9

3

3

3

13

11

15º CE Sabadell FC

12

9

3

3

3

11

10

16º Girona FC

11

9

3

2

4

10

12

17º FC Barcelona B

10

9

3

1

5

8

11

18º SD Eibar

10

9

2

4

3

6

9

19º Real Jaén CF

8

9

2

2

5

12

18

20º Hércules CF

7

9

1

4

4

7

16

21º CD Tenerife

5

9

1

2

6

4

12

22º Real Madrid CF Castilla

3

9

1

0

8

5

12

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scary at times. And what makes this situation really frightening as we approach Halloween is the fact that we are actually playing well.

It’s the sign of a good side when they can play badly and win. It’s the sign of a doomed team when they play well consistently and lose!

In recent weeks, Tenerife have outplayed Lugo, league leaders Recreativo and now Mallorca. And produced no points.

As manager Alvaro Cervera put in on Sunday: “I do not know if we are just having bad luck, or maybe we are doing something wrong or if the opposition is right.”

A glance at the league table on this page is required. Go on, have a look. Nobody has scored fewer goals than Tenerife.

I don’t care what league you are in because four goals in nine games is a joke.

Now look at the goals conceded. It’s the same number as second-place Real Murcia.

An eight-year-old could tell you what the problem is. For all the

eye-catching football, commitment and toil, it’s all about putting the little white (soon to be yellow) ball in the onion bag. Nothing else matters, as Metallica once sung.

Some fans and commentators go nuts over possession stats or pass success rates.

Utter rubbish.

Just score. And keep scoring.

Tenerife squandered so many chances again on Sunday. Llorente hit a post in the first half, as did Ayoze in the second.

Aridane had a goal chalked off for offside.

He was, but it was tight.

On another day…

One-on-ones were squandered, corners went begging.

And, of course Mallorca notched with their only real chance after another error by Aragoneses.

This week, a couple of fan sites and even the Spanish papers have been questioning the form of the Tenerife captain and keeper. But those with memories know I did that here a month ago!

The latest defeat is not the fault of the long-serving and ageing

keeper. The outfield players need to score more goals. Oh and try and keep 11 men on the turf On Sunday, Javi Moyano became the fourth CDT player to see red this season.

Fans can moan at refs as much as they want, but the Ricardo dismissal aside the sending-offs were understandable.

And it’s a longstanding problem.

Tenerife fans are used to players picking up cheap bookings and soft red cards. And while the players shoulder the main responsibility the fans at times do not help.

Every decision against them is the crime of the century. As is the next challenge. And the one after that.

All of a sudden, the ref is under pressure and the players feel wronged. Which leads to frustration. And cards.

Tenerife have played well for a few weeks now, and the dressing room must be in turmoil. “How have we lost again?” “We should have battered them.”

All understandable.

And that mindset is poison. The Mallorca game was the same as the Lugo match and the Hercules game.

Tenerife were ahead against Barca B, who equalised, the heads dropped and then they were instantly behind.

At Recreativo they were in the ascendancy, went behind, equalised and then conceded straight away.

Losing becomes a habit. Going back to last season, Tenerife have now won just three of their last 16 matches.

And they have scored in only six of them.

Few will expect them to return with any points this weekend, and next Saturday night it’s Deportivo La Coruna.

They are starting to find their feet after relegation and have the tightest defence in the league. Oh, and they have won four of their five away games!

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Big Cheque-out for Daniel!

WHILE watching the World Grand Prix darts tournament on TV last week, I didn’t actually see a 170 check-out.

Not to worry, though, because the Oasis Fm Darts League saw one at Palms Sports Bar on Friday.

It came during the home side’s 6-2 defeat of La Caña Pirates and was hit by one of the League’s up-and-coming young guns, Daniel.

Well done Sir. I am reliably informed by chairman Harry that it has been done once

before. Obviously, his memory is longer than mine!

So unless someone matches it, highest check-out sponsors Direct Telecom will be handing a rather nice cheque to Daniel at the end of the season.

Bar 180 A put in an excellent performance to beat Target Army, despite losing the first rubber, and Phoenix Bar battled to a draw with Target Titans.

London’s fourth maximum came during that one.

PRemier division ResultS

Another Daniel, of Vikings Ensecan, hit his first 180 as his team drew with the Playboys, while The Pub scored a 6-2 win at Ourplace Naturals.

At last, some relief for Gaffers A as they secured their second win of the campaign, at home to Scruffy Macs.

Not so good, though, for the Gaffers B string in Division 1. They slipped up at Barracuda Bytes and allowed Rood to increase their lead as they won at Bar 180 B.

Emerald Lounge reclaimed third place after they thumped Marilyns, while Bar 180 C continued a run of poor form and lost 6-2 at Chipeque.

Trap Door nicked the trebles leg to tie with Naughty Nautas, and Amistad 1 remain winless after finishing 4-4 with Summerlands. In fact, their last-leg win saved them from a 16th defeat.

Just five matches in Division 2 last week, and one surprising result. That came at Em-

erald Shamrocks, who were stunned by a 5-3 defeat at the hands of Phoenix Flights. Phoenix new boy, John, won all three of his games for a fine debut.

Tenerife Sun hit the magic 100-point mark, and increased their lead as they won 6-2 at Sundowners.

Bar 180 D look comfortable in third place, and their good form led them to a 6-2 success over Amistad 2, while yet more last-leg drama came at La Cana Lancers.

Division 1 ResultS

Division 2 ResultS

Amistad 1 4-4 Summerland Bar 180 B 3-5 Rood Barracuda Bytes 5-3 Gaffers B Chipeque Pool Bar 6-2 Bar 180 C Marilyns 1-7 Emerald Lounge Naughty Nautas 4-4 Trap Door

Bar 180 D Emerald Shamrocks La Caña Lancers Sundowners Bar The Rebels

Premier Division Table

Division 1 Table

Table P W D L F A +- PTS 1 Bar 180 A 16 14 1 1 102 26 76 102 2 Palms Sports Bar 17 13 2 2 95 41 54 95 3 Phoenix Bar 16 10 5 1 86 42 44 86 4 Target Army 17 10 3 4 86 50 36 86 5 The Pub 17 10 2 5 84 52 32 84 6 Target Titans 16 6 4 6 59 69 -10 59 7 Ourplace Naturals 16 6 2 8 58 70 -12 58 8 Vikings Ensecan 16 3 4 9 56 72 -16 56 9 La Caña Pirates 16 5 1 10 52 76 -24 52 10 Gaffers A 16 2 3 11 39 89 -50 39 11 Scruffy Macs 16 1 3 12 34 94 -60 34 12 Ourplace Playboys 17 1 4 12 33 103 -70 33

Division 2 Table

Table 1 Rood 2 Gaffers B 3 Emerald Lounge 4 Chipeque Pool Bar 5 Bar 180 B 6 Bar 180 C 7 Trap Door 8 Summerland 9 Naughty Nautas 10 Barracuda Bytes 11 Marilyns 12 Amistad 1

Gaffers A Ourplace Naturals Ourplace Playboys Palms Sports Bar Phoenix Bar Target Army

6-2 2-6 4-4 6-2 4-4 1-7

Scruffy Macs The Pub Vikings Ensecan La Caña Pirates Target Titans Bar 180 A

P W D L F A +- PTS 17 12 5 0 93 43 50 93 17 12 3 2 86 50 36 86 16 10 2 4 79 49 30 79 17 9 2 6 79 57 22 79 17 8 4 5 71 65 6 71 17 5 5 7 69 67 2 69 17 5 7 5 67 69 -2 67 17 6 3 8 60 76 -16 60 16 4 4 8 59 69 -10 59 16 5 5 6 58 70 -12 58 16 2 2 12 46 82 -36 46 17 0 2 15 33 103 -70 33

They enjoyed a fine evening with the artists, Picassos, and just squeaked the trebles for a 5-3 victory. It wouldn’t be Division 2 without a Los Abrigos derby, and this one was a repeat from three weeks ago as The Rebels faced Pas O Nadas again.

The match seemed to be a warm-up for Halloween because, rather spookily, a repeat of the exact previous result saw the Rebels again taking the trebles for a 5-3 win. Déjà vu!

6-2 3-5 5-3 2-6 5-3

Amistad 2 Phoenix Flights Picassos Tenerife Sun Pas 'O' Nadas

Table P W D L F A +- PTS 1 Tenerife Sun 17 14 2 1 100 36 64 100 2 Emerald Shamrocks 17 12 1 4 87 49 38 87 3 Bar 180 D 17 10 4 3 80 56 24 80 4 La Caña Lancers 17 8 4 5 72 64 8 72 5 The Rebels 17 9 2 6 71 65 6 71 6 Picassos 17 7 3 7 69 67 2 69 7 Pas 'O' Nadas 17 8 1 8 68 68 0 68 8 Sundowners Bar 16 7 2 7 64 64 0 64 9 Amistad 2 17 4 5 8 59 77 -18 59 10 Barracuda Hunters 16 3 2 11 50 78 -28 50 11 Phoenix Flights 16 4 2 10 48 80 -32 48 12 Ourplace Playgirls 16 0 0 16 32 96 -64 32

F1 drivers mourn Maria’s death TRIBUTES were paid by Formula 1 drivers following the shock death of 33-year-old María de Villota.

A minute’s silence was held before Sunday’s Japanese Grand Prix in Suzuka for the racing driver, who passed away in the early hours of Friday morning.

She died in her sleep in a Sevilla hotel as a result of underlying “brain injuries” caused by the horrific crash she had while testdriving 15 months ago.

Madrid-born María,

daughter of Spanish F1 legend Emilio de Villota, had been in motor racing since she was 20.

She represented her country in Formula 3 and competed in the Daytona 24 Hours Race in the US. Her move to Formula 1 was a source of major excitement to the De Villota family and the motor-racing industry, since she would become the first Spanish woman ever to do so - with a chance of competing at Grand Prix level.

But her dream was short-lived. Her first day as reserve and

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testing driver for Team Marussia ended in a violent smash, in which she lost her right eye and was left fighting for life.

María collided with the back of a lorry at Duxford Airfield, in Cambridgeshire, the first time she got behind the wheel for the Russian team.

But she was determined to continue in Formula 1 in some capacity and had been cleared to drivel again some six months after the crash.

She had been in Sevilla to speak at a conference aimed at young students about

realising one’s dreams in the face of adversity.

And she was to have stayed there until Monday for the launch of her autobiography, Life is a gift.

Those paying tribute included both Marussia drivers, Jenson Button (McLaren) and Ferrari team-mates Fernando Alonso, a fellow Spaniard, and Brazil’s Felipe Massa.

Condolences were also offered by, among others, the Sahara Force India, Caterham and Sauber teams, while Mercedes and McLaren expressed their shock and sadness.

Goodwin and Chidgzey go bounding through...

THE Fun Golfers’ monthly competition, held at Los Palos on Sunday, was sponsored by the Bay Bounders Golf Society.

Colin Goodwin & Pat Chidgzey emerged as worthy winners, followed

by John Bentley & Colin Goodwin, with Dave (Robin) Hood & Charlie Sinclair following them home in third place.

John Bentley also took the men’s Nearest the Pin prize but, alas, the ladies are still struggling to make their mark in this department.

The Booby prize went to Harry Fleming & Mike Jones. The Fun Golfers next meet on 10th November, and anyone wishing to play should call Clive on 922 797 640.

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Dreamers think Pink stink IF it’s tough at the top, it’s certainly rough at the bottom of the Direct Telecom pool league.

Match day 10 saw the lower sides scrambling around for vital points as the campaigns are mapped out.

You would have got big odds on Dreamers to be winless at this junction, and they must have thought they had broken their duck on Tuesday night.

The Los Cristianos crew have been slow starters all season, but not this time. On Monday, Inn The Pink A were 4-0 down to Palms A in a match they eventually lost 8-4 - and 24 hours later they had made the exact same start.

For Heineken, Mark, Roscoe and JT read Ket, Gav, Tommy and Steve as Dreamers made the perfect start. John pulled one back for Pink but when Mark beat Ricky to make it 5-1 the game seemed up.

But Pink hung in there: 5-2 became 5-3 only for Tommy to beat

ROY Hodgson and his England squad will take their place alongside defending champions Spain in the 2014 World Cup finals in Brazil.

They banished their demons against bogey

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John for a second time to give Dreamers a smile at 6-3.

But the visitors were not done. Gareth and Daniel secured vital wins to set up a decider, which cool Ricky won against Mark to earn Pink a remarkable point.

Dreamers A must now dust themselves down before facing a Palms A side who won twice this week.

They followed up the Pink win with 7-5 victory over Toscales A to put themselves back into the top 10.

At the top, Tenerife Hammers A are still 100% after swotting aside Terrace A 9-3, despite Jambo losing twice. Gaffers A are now second after beating Tenerife Hammers C 8-4, and La Caña A are in free fall. They won their first seven matches but have now lost the last three.

Tuesday’s 10-2 humping in the Los Abrigos derby with Phoenix Knights must have hurt their confidence.

This week they host an Exiles A side who lost 8-4 at Phoenix Potters on Tuesday.

Division Two is now

Division 2 results

Division 1 Results Palms Bar A Bar La Cana A Dreamers A Gaffers A Phoenix Potters Tenerife Hammers A Inn The Pink A

7-5 2-10 6-6 8-4 8-4 9-3 4-8

Toscales A Phoenix Knights Inn The Pink A Tenerife Hammers C Exiles A Terrace Bar A Palms Bar A

Division 1 Table

Table P W D L F A +- PTS 1 Tenerife Hammers A 10 10 0 0 85 35 50 30 2 Gaffers A 10 7 2 1 77 43 34 23 3 Bar La Cana A 10 7 0 3 63 57 6 21 4 Phoenix Knights 10 5 3 2 67 53 14 18 5 Phoenix Potters 10 5 3 2 65 55 10 18 6 Exiles A 10 4 2 4 58 62 -4 14 7 The Peacocks 9 4 2 3 52 56 -4 14 8 Terrace Bar A 10 4 1 5 51 69 -18 13 9 The Treehouse A 9 3 2 4 54 54 0 11 10 Palms Bar A 10 3 1 6 53 67 -14 10 11 Inn The Pink A 10 2 3 5 57 63 -6 9 12 Tenerife Hammers C 10 2 1 7 53 67 -14 7 13 Dreamers A 10 0 4 6 52 68 -16 4 14 Toscales A 10 0 2 8 41 79 -38 2 starting to take shape - and another unbeaten record has gone. Bluebell A are in mid-table, but for the second week they handed out a first defeat, this time to 2JZ’s. And it was well deserved.

Archie lost the opening frame, but they rallied to take the next four. 2JZ’s pinched a few frames back, Emma winning twice, but Bluebell A were always in charge and Archie

atoned for his earlier defeat by sinking the winning black.

Inn The Pink B still lead, but they were a little lucky to beat Gaffers C, while an understrength James Place were still too good for Dreamers B. Palms B are on the pace. They beat Treehouse B 10-2, while Bar 13 kept their run going at Toscales B. La Caña B won again, this time at Picasso’s A.

Bluebell A Cosy Corner A Exiles B Hoppys Bar Inn The Pink B James Place Palms Bar B Picasso's A Terrace Bar B Toscales B Gaffers B

7-5 9-3 9-3 12-0 7-5 11-1 10-2 4-8 10-2 5-7 6-6

2JZ Shorty's Bluebell B Cosy Corner B Gaffers C Dreamers B Treehouse B Bar La Cana B Next Door Bar 13 Tenerife Pool Tables

Division 2 table

Table P W D L F 1 Inn The Pink B 9 8 1 0 77 2 James Place 9 8 0 1 76 3 Bar 13 10 7 2 1 73 4 Palms Bar B 9 7 1 1 74 5 2JZ 8 6 1 1 60 6 Gaffers B 8 5 2 1 67 7 Hoppys Bar 7 5 2 0 56 8 Exiles B 9 5 1 3 61 9 Bar La Cana B 10 5 1 4 60 10 Bluebell B 8 5 0 3 56 11 Tenerife Pool Tables 9 4 2 3 60 12 Bluebell A 8 4 1 3 53 13 Toscales B 10 3 2 5 50 14 Terrace Bar B 8 3 1 4 51 15 Next Door 9 3 1 5 51 16 Cosy Corner A 10 3 1 6 44 17 Gaffers C 9 2 3 4 53 18 Treehouse B 10 3 0 7 45 19 Dreamers B 10 1 0 9 32 20 Picasso's A 10 0 2 8 42 21 Shorty's 9 0 0 9 32 22 Cosy Corner B 9 0 0 9 15 Exiles were 7-0 up on Bluebell B before settling for 9-3, and Terrace B smashed Next Door 10-2.

A +- PTS 31 46 25 32 44 24 47 26 23 34 40 22 36 24 19 29 38 17 28 28 17 47 14 16 60 0 16 40 16 15 48 12 14 43 10 13 70 -20 11 45 6 10 57 -6 10 76 -32 10 55 -2 9 75 -30 9 88 -56 3 78 -36 2 76 -44 0 93 -78 0

Tenerife Pool Tables dug in to get a point at Gaffers B and move into the top half of the table.

England Brazil bound

side Poland, beating them 2-0 in Tuesday’s gripping, final qualifier at Wembley.

All the talk beforehand was of Poland’s freak 1-1 draw at Wembley 40 years ago, which enabled them to go through to the final stages, relegating England - Bobby Moore et al - to the role of also-rans.

But Hodgson’s team, who needed three points in this final qualifier to secure the top spot in Group H and avoid an awkward playoff, got home 2-0.

There were tense mo-

ments before Wayne Rooney broke the deadlock just before halftime, heading in a cross from Leighton Baines.

And a goal from tireless skipper Steven Gerrard sealed the victory in the 88th minute.

Hodgson said the result was a relief to him and his assistant, Ray Lewington.

“That second goal took about 10 years off both of us - and I need it more than Ray,” he said, underlining just how dangerous Poland were at times.

“I have great satisfac-

tion. This was a very tough group, with a lot of tough games.

Ukraine, Poland, Montenegro have all shown themselves to be very good opponents.”

Hodgson, who has not been afraid to experiment with youngsters, unlike previous managers, added: “I am delighted for the players.

“We played some sensational football in the first half. And in the second, when the Poles had not so much to lose, we dug in and worked hard to control them.”

The England squad

even received a message, via Twitter, from Prime Minister David Cameron who hailed the win, saying he was “proud” to see the side qualify.

But nothing is ever smooth with the England set-up. Before the game, there was criticism after the Football Association doubled the normal allocation for away fans in response to security concerns, prompted by a huge demand for tickets among Britain’s large Polish community.

The Polish FA were ini-

tially given 8,000 tickets, but the FA sold another 10,000 to UK-based Poles, with an eventual crowd of 85,186 watching the game.

England join defending champions Spain, arch-enemies Germany, Argentina, Brazil and Holland for the World Cup in Rio, which starts in June.

Spain continued their remarkable World Cup run by securing a slot with a 2-0 home win against Georgia on Tuesday - making it 20 years since they lost a qualifier.

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Sit back, drink up and enjoy the Terrace Bar! THE Terrace Bar, at the heart of the picturesque resort of Amarilla Golf & Country Club, offers a relaxed atmosphere, sumptuous surroundings and an excellent selection of drinks.

Come and join us on our sun terrace - one of the largest in South Tenerife - and enjoy a refreshing drink while taking in the stunning views of the Atlantic Ocean. Then kick back, relax and top up your tans.

With relaxation in mind, the spacious bar has been tastefully decorated and furnished. So pull up a stool, or sit back and enjoy your drink on one of our many leather sofas.

If you are looking for a little privacy, we even have a small, raised, lounge area tucked away inside.

As the sun goes down, the bar comes to life. We are known to party, and to help us along the way we have some of the hottest acts on the Island appearing.

Every Friday and Saturday night is party time, with excellent entertainment, featuring bands, tribute artists and singers.

Also, don’t forget our now-legendary “Sunday Sessions” out on the terrace. With the sun shining, you can sit back and enjoy one of our top acts, grab a burger from the BBQ and let the kids burn off some energy on the bouncy castle.

As with any great bar, we can cater for everybody’s sporting tastes and, with regular Premier League and international football, plus international and club rugby, you will always catch your favourite team in action.

Golf and cricket are also on the agenda, and we are proud to say we are also the first bar in South Tenerife to show all 3D sporting events on our 55in 3D cinema TV. For the more energetic, don’t just sit there: pick up a cue and enjoy a game of pool on one of our two tables.

Choose from an extensive range of drinks, including our fantastic cocktail menu. Enjoy our bar snacks - and do keep an eye out for happy hour and our regular drinks promotions.

Coming soon is one of our favourite nights of the year: Halloween. We pride ourselves on having the biggest and best party around, from the spookily-decorated bar to outrageous costumes and characters, who always make an appearance.

We never have an ordinary Halloween, so come and join us on Thursday, 31st October. There will be plenty of fun and games for the kids and adults alike, and some superb live music, featuring Riffs & Quiffs, Cambelino and Luke, from Phenomenon.

For full details of everything the Terrace Bar has to offer, check out www.terracebartenerife.com

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