Castings 2020

5 Things Gone Wrong in my Life Marlena Bradford 1. The Time I Walked Into Glass Door You know, I never thought that I was going to be blind for the rest of my life.But then again, how would I have known if I wasn’t born yet? Anyway, when I was in the 10th grade, we had so many glass doors in our school that I just couldn’t keep count, not that it was my job to keep count anyway. It was like a school full of mirrors and every door that I walked past, I had to see how fat I was. But, the point is that I just so happen to walk smack dab into one of those doors one day, on my way to get my fat ass some lunch. I guess now you understand why I have four eyes.

2. Locker to the Face I always hated having a locker because not all of my stuff could fit in there. I also seemed to always get a bottom locker which meant that I always had to bend over and have my big ass goodies in everyone’s face. Unfortunately for my convenience, I stood up one day and took a locker straight to the face. Let’s just say, I had no idea what was going on for the rest of the day.

3. Tumblina Me and stairs have never really had the greatest relationship. I have this philosophy where I will only walk down a set of stairs and never up because I’m just too fat to try to walk up multiple flights of stairs. And I know you’re probably wondering why I keep talking about the fact that I’m fat. Well, it’s because I am but I will stop talking about it but maybe not. Anyways, to say the least, I never knew that I could go tumbling “up” the stairs.

4. The Time I Thought I Was A Dog Whisperer I’d like to think that dogs are smart and I’m pretty sure that most people would agree. Unfortunately, I have been mistaken. I have a dog and although she is insanely cute, she’s just a tad bit slow. Anytime I meet a dog, it’s pretty easy to bond with them but for some odd reason, though it may not be that odd, my dog and I do not bond. I mean it’s like when I say something to her, I’m talking to myself. She literally proves to me everyday that I am not the dog whisperer that I thought I was.

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