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Welcome to another fun packed issue of The Costa Link!!

It’s not often we have royal wedding, this month the future King of England marries his future Queen, so I hope you will joining in the with festivities, Both El Paraiso and Playa Miraflores are having www.costalinkmagazine.com their own receptions, be sure to join them on the 29th and say that you were there!

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Men are like...pillows. Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.

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Prince William's bride, 29, phoned Posh to say she loved her outfits, Kate asked the former Spice Girl, 36, for general advice on evening wear during the romantic break after her April 29 wedding. A friend of Victoria’s family said: "Victoria is thrilled Kate loved her dresses and was only too happy to give her fashion tips. The ladies get on very well and Vic can't believe she is helping to dress the future Queen." Last month Posh told how she admired Kate, saying: "She is a beautiful young girl, she has a wonderful figure and I think she wears clothes beautifully. I would be honoured if she were to wear my designs."

Meanwhile, William gently let down a female fan hoping to marry him.

Tiana O'Brien, 17, had turned out to see him visit her flood-ravaged home town of Kerang in Victoria, Australia. The student made a banner reading "I'll be your princess". But after spotting the sign, Wills shook hands with her - and told her: "I'm sorry, you're too late.

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The TAKE THAT pair have a four-figure bet riding on who shifts most spare tyres before the band's European tour Progress kicks off in May. Both are unhappy about piling on the beef and have started a strict diet to get match fit. But Robbie's target weight sounds a bit extreme – he's using CHRISTIAN BALE's skinny character in The Machinist as his motivation.

Robbie said: "Me and Gary vary in weight. We go up and down by the week.The lads have been stuffing their chops with all sorts of grub during their break since Christmas. But they each have a personal trainer, and a nutritionist called Jasmine, working with them every day until the tour starts. Their bet only started a week ago so there's a long road ahead before the party kegs are replaced with sixpacks. It's not the first time the lads have had to shape up and get fit to go on the road.

Robbie is a self-confessed muncher of cake and crisps and has been put on "ninja food" loads of times over the years. The rest of the band don't have to worry – there's more meat on a butcher's pencil than on MARK OWEN, HOWARD DONALD and JASON ORANGE put together.Take That have challenged each other with dares before. In the 90s they used to keep a tally of their groupie conquests.

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Roger and Joyce are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

Roger says to Joyce, "Joyce, I was wondering - have you ever cheated on me?"

Joyce replies, "Oh Roger, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Joyce, I really want to know. Please..."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times..." "Three? Well, when were they?" he asked.

"Well, Roger, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember, then one day the bank president himself came over the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?"

"Oh, Joyce, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, to do such a thing for me. So, when was number 2?"

"Well, Roger, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Then remember how Dr. Patel came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself and then you were ok again?"

"I can't believe it! Joyce, you should do such a thing for me, to save my life. I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn't be more moved. So, all right then, when was number 3?

"Well, Roger, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short..?"

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TRIVIA QUIZ 1) What became Hot Chocolate`s first UK number one single in 1977?

2) Who painted the Mona Lisa?

3) What is the correct way to address a Duke?

4) Which famous actress was the part of Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz originally intended for?

5) What is the sixth planet from the Sun in the Solar System?

6) In which war was the Victoria Cross first awarded?

7) What is the only gemstone to be composed of one single element?

8) In music, who has sometimes been called the thin white duke?

9) What is the difference between an exocannibal and an indocannibal?

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10) What links Che Guevara and Pampas?

11) How many squares on a Rubik's Cubic never alter their position?

12) Who was assassinated on April 4 1968?

13) How is Speke airport now known?

14) What did William Herschel discover in 1781?

15) "Rwy'n dy garu di" means "I love you" in which language?

16) Why was the song "Six Months In A Leaky Boat" by Split Enz banned by the BBC in 1982?

17) And which song by Elaine Page and Julie Covington was also banned in the same year?

18) Who invented the thermometer in 1593?

19) What is the difference between polygamy and polyandry?

20) Who were the following cartoon characters named after: a: Buzz Lightyear b: Nemo from the movie Finding Nemo c: Yogi Bear

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1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity.

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BOYS WILL BE BOYS A couple had two little boys, aged 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.

They boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.

The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?".

They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and hid into his wardrobe, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the wardrobe, he asked, "What happened?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think WE did it!"

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Eric(menacing): "I'm playing all the RIGHT notes...just not necessarily in the right order!"

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John Cleese - Fawlty Towers, The Germans Fawlty: "You started it............."

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Monty Python - The Holy Grail ARTHUR: Does your master want to come with us to search for the Holy Grail?

GUARD: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen... Uh, he's already got one, you see.

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Arthur Lowe - Dad's Army Private Pike has just sung an insulting song about Hitler to a captured U-boat crew.

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Baldrick: My God, what's happened to your neck?

Edmund: Erm, er, well, well, well, well, they're love bites, actually!

Baldrick: Look more like dog bites to me.

Edmund: Well, yes, yes, she was, erm, a bit of an animal!

Percy: Really, My Lord!

Edmund: Oh yes! Percy: Fight to the death, eh!

Edmund: Oh yes. Well, as my tutor, Old Bubbleface used to say, "Make love and be merry, for tomorrow you may catch some disgusting skin disease."

Baldrick: Actually, I'd be prepared to swear they were dog bites.

Edmund: They are not dog bites! She was very attractive.

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SMART DOG

A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dog along for company. One day the dog starts chasing butterflies and before long he discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.

The dog thinks, "Boy, I'm in deep doo doo now."

(He was an Irish setter) .... Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.

Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims loudly, "Man, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this the leopard halts his attack in mid stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees.

Whew", says the leopard. "That was close. That dog nearly had me."

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes.

But the dog saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The cat is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine.

Now the dog sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks," What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers pretending he hasn't seen them yet. And just when they get close enough to hear, the dog says, "Where's that monkey. I just can never trust him. I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard, and he's still not back!!"

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A M a n’s W o r l d ­All­bought­&­Paid­for....

A­woman­didn't­come­home­one­night. The next day

she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house.

The man called his wife's 10 best friends.

None of them knew about it.

A­man­didn't­come­home­one­night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there!

When­I­went­to­lunch­today, I noticed this elderly man about 7580 years old sitting on a bench near the shopping center and he was sobbing his eyes out. I stopped and asked him what was wrong. He said: "I have a 22 year old wife at home. She makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground brewed coffee." I said: "Well, then why are you crying?" He said, "She makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me half the afternoon." I said: "Well, so why are you crying?" He said: "For dinner she makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m." I said: "Well, why in the world would you be crying?" He said: "I can't remember where I live."

World’s­Shortest­Fairy­Tale­-­Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted.

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Hairy, Crawling “monsters”...

It’s that time of year again; now the weather is beginning to warm up to warn pet owners of the dangers of the “candy floss” white nests that have appeared rapidly in the fir trees above our heads!!

This is the nest of the PROCESSIONARY CATERPILLAR and they arrive in their thousands!! – They are dangerous to humans too but because dogs & cats are inquisitive & like to nosey about on the ground sniffing out what’s new – that is when pets get themselves into trouble.

The caterpillars get their name because they follow each other in a “procession” actually looking quite sweet, innocent and cute, they are dark brown in colour . The caterpillars hatch from their nests and follow each other across a pathway or road making a definite line to their onward destination. It is at this point that we canines and felines wander up to the “little monsters” & have a good sniff to investigate the findings – & get into trouble.

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Baby Clinic Clinic: 952 780 540 Mob: 607 911 262 www.costadelsolmidwife.com marion@costadelsolmidwife.com www.marbellanannies.com

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Medical Tips

Are you obese of overweight?

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ody mass index (BMI) is a measure of how much of your body is made up of fat. It relates your weight to your height. Your practice nurse can weigh and measure you and tell you your BMI. If your BMI is over 25, but below 30, you are 'overweight'.

If it is 30 or above, you are 'obese'.

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aist size is another measure.

Your increased health risk is greater when the extra fat is mainly around your waist ('apple shaped'), rather than mainly on your hips and thighs ('pear shaped').

As a rule, a waist measurement of 102 cm or above for men (92 cm for Asian men) and 88 cm or above for women (78 cm for Asian women) is a significant health risk.

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hat causes obesity and overweight, and who does it affect?

About 2 in 5 adults in the UK are overweight and a further 1 in 5 are obese. The main causes of obesity are: overeating and/or eating the wrong kinds of food; little physical activity; some people inherit a tendency to be obese; a combination of these reasons.

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hat are the benefits of losing weight?

Many diseases are more common in obese and overweight people, and you are less likely to develop them if you lose some weight. They include: diabetes, high blood pressure, stroke, heart problems, some types of cancer, arthritis of the back and legs, gallstones, menstrual problems, incontinence of urine, breathing problems, some complications of pregnancy, and depression.

What is more, in most cases, much of the health benefits come with losing the first 5-10% of your weight. This is often about 5-10 kg. (10 kg is about one and a half stone.) If you are obese, on average, if you reduce your weight by 10%: • You are much less likely to develop the conditions listed above,such as diabetes.

• If you have high blood pressure, osteoarthritis, or diabetes, these conditions are likely to improve. If you are taking medication for these problems, you may need a reduced dose.

• Your chance of dying at any given age is reduced by about 20%. This is mainly because you are less likely to die from heart disease, stroke, diabetes, or obesity related cancers.

Also, it is difficult to measure how much 'quality of life' is improved if you lose some weight. Many people feel better in themselves and have more energy.

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ow can I lose weight?

The best chance of losing weight, and keeping the weight off, is to be committed to a change in lifestyle. This includes eating a healthy diet and doing some regular physical activity. Medicines to help with weight loss are an option in some cases.

But, they are not 'wonder-drugs', and you still need to eat less.

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A Nurse led service providing an innovative and holistic approach to healthcare that brings the values and practices of a British Health Centre to the Costa del Sol, enabling you to access a service that is familiar.

•Well Womens Clinic (Cervical Smears, breast examinations) •Full Health Assessments •Dyslexia Assessments •Complimentary Therapists •Counseling service •Hypertension management

•Community Mental Health team Mens Health Clinic (Includes PSA, Testicular examination) •Care Coordination Centre •Asthma Clinic •Diabetes Management •Vaccination Clinics

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Town Halls Marbella 952 761 100 San Pedro 952 453 020 La Cala de Mijas 952 493 208 Fuengirola 952 589 300 Estepona 952 801 100

Fire Brigade Emergency number 080 Marbella 952 774 349 Estepona 952 804 483 Fuengirola 952 461 046

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British Ireland Denmark Sweden Germany France U.S.A

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Monday - Marbella (fairground site on east side) Tuesday - Fuengirola (fairground near Los Boliches) Wednesday - Estepona (Avda.

Juan Carlos) La Cala - Feria ground Thursday - San Pedro (Recinto Ferial) Alhaurin el Grande - (La Fama) Friday - Alhaurin el Grande (Bar Aquamania) Saturday - Coin (Calle Urbano Pineda) La Cala - Feria ground.

Sunday - Puerto Estepona

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Cinemas

All the Cinemas listed below show films in English as well as Spanish. Call first to check what is showing that week.

Marbella: Cinesur Plaza del Mar 952 766 941 La Cañada 902 333 231 Puerto Banus: Gran Marbella 952 810 077 Coin: La Trocha 951 315 039 Fuengirola Cinesur Miramar 902 221 622

Chemists 24 hour chemist Urb. Artola, Ctra. Cadiz Km 194. Marbella.

Tel: 952 83 25 89

Taxis Marbella Taxis 952 774 488 Mijas Costa Taxis 952 476 593

Diary Dates 1st April - April Fool’s Day 3rd April - Mothering Sunday Easter: 22nd April - Good Friday 24th April - Easter Sunday 25th April - Bank Holiday Day Monday Semana Santa is celebrated in Spain. Expect many places to be closed for Easter Week.

23rd April - St George’s Day 29th April - Royal Wedding Bank Holiday (UK)

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We all know how massive Facebook is right now. We all use it, in fact most of us probably use it a little bit too often. But it's not just us 'non-celebs' that are obsessed with social networking; some of the biggest movie stars in the world are constantly online posting photos and 'LOL'-ing at things. But which Hollywood stars attract the most 'fans' on their pages?

Some of them may surprise you...

1. Megan Fox - 21m Ms. Fox is the only woman on the list, but she tops the poll (although she remains a full 8m behind the most popular lady on the site, Lady Gaga). It seems that just as many people have searched for the 'Transformers' actress on Facebook. We think it’s a pretty safe bet that most of her 'fans' are male... Last update: Photos from her Giorgio Armani Spring beauty shoot.

2. Vin Diesel - 20.9m A surprise number two and potential future number one, who knew that VD was so popular? Well, his popularity is with Asian people, mostly due to the 'Fast & Furious'.

3. Adam Sandler - 14.7m Big Daddy’s page hasn’t been updated for aaaaaaaaages. It seems like 'Happy Gilmore' is too busy making movies and being nominated for Razzies (the anti-Oscars - 'The Wedding Singer' has been up for ten of them in his career).

4. Jackie Chan - 12.4m Stunt-crazy Chan is Hollywood's favourite adopted son and, unlike his 'Rush Hour' co-star Chris Tucker (with 300k 'fans'), he's popular all over the world. Last update: A link inviting fans to vote for Jackie as, bizarrely, the ‘Best Buttkicker’ at the Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice.

5. Will Smith - 11.8m Talented movie actor, TV star, successful rapper, dancer and allround nice guy, everyone loves Will’s Style.

6. Taylor Lautner - 8.7m Proving just how powerful the 'Twilight' demographic is, the young actor most famous for starring as half-man-half-wolf, Jacob Black alongside Robert Pattinson (who weirdly, only has 635k fans) and Kristen Stewart (just 320k).

7. Ashton Kutcher - 8m Not only is Demi Moore's toy-boy husband one of the most popular Tweeters in the world, he racks up plenty of fans on Facebook too.

8. Johnny Depp - 5.3m The World's Coolest Man™ is so popular, he doesn't even need to update his profile to attract fans. Containing nothing more than a short bio and a Wikipedia link, Cap'n Jack still eases into the top ten.

9. Jet Li - 4.7m The Chinese star is far and away the most popular Internet Jet. Terrible Australian garage rock band Jet only have 300k followers, Jet Airways 145k, and Jet from Gladiators just 300.

10. Martin Lawrence - 2.1m According to Facebook, Martin Lawrence is one of the most popular stars in Hollywood, top ten in fact.

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BAR & RESTAURANT

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Chocolate Martini..

Ingredients: 1. Half a shot of Strawberry Liquor 2. Half of a shot Honey Liquor 3. Half of a shot Cream Liquor 4. One Cadbury’s Flake 5. Half a shot of cream 6. Half a shot of Chocolate Liquor 7. Two Grams of chocolate for shaving on the top

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Jardin Botanico, Local 16, La Cala de Mijas.

Tel: 952 599 236.

Mob: 685 578 743

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Lunch or Dine in style in our fabulous Restaurant overlooking the Golf Course excellent choice of menus and wines. Open every day of the year.

Live entertainment on Friday / Saturday evenings or

SPECIAL LUNCHTIME MENU 12PM - 4PM STARTERS ONLY â‚Ź6.90

Spring Roll, Special Salad, Chicken and Sweetcorn/Tomato/Hot and Sour Soup or Spare Ribs.

MAIN COURSE

Beef with Blackbean/Oyster/Chinese Mushroom and Bamboo/Curry or Chicken with Cashew Nuts/Sweet and Sour/Curry or Prawns with Vegetables or Sweet and Sour Fish (Hake)

RICE AND NOODLES

Relax on the sunny terrace of Spikes Bar. Breakfasts, snacks & daily specials available from 08:00 till late every day (from 09:00 on Sunday)

Special House Fried Rice, Boiled Rice or Noodles with Soya Bean Sprouts or Chips

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Coffee, Tea, Ice Cream, Cream Caramel or Fruit Main restaurant serving usual delicacies 6pm - 12pm

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Take Away

952 930 717 Tuesday To Sunday 10am to 10pm Please Order 1 Hour Before For Our Best Service

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Golden Sun

Traditional Italian food & grill. Fresh pasta, wood burning pizza oven, Open every day 12 - 11. Riviera Commercial, Tel: 952 934 496

Traditional Chinese Food. Takeaway menu.

Special lunch menu only â‚Ź6.95.

Open 12.00-16.00 and 18.30-24.00 everyday.

Riviera Commercial. Tel: 952 931 737

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Harrys Sports Bar

All live sports and premiere league football. Six TV’s and big screen. Full menu, Sunday roast and homemade tapas. Large sun terrace. Open 10amlate, seven days a week.

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The Restaurant at Doña Lola ~ Mijas Costa See your Meal Prepared in our Open Kitchen Dine Inside or Alfresco on one of our Two Terraces Complementary Liqueur, Coffee after Every Meal Open Tuesday - Sunday Wednesday Night Special: Slow Roasted Baby Leg of Lamb with Mint & Cranberry Gravy 15€

Reservations: 95 293 4299 Email: therestaurant@msn.com

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RESTAURANTReview.....

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Every time we walk past Jasmine restaurant in Nueva Andalucia we always remark how good it smells!!! So we thought we really ought to try the food there.

We were greeted by Amir who showed us to our table and gave us our menus. When I try a new Indian restaurant I often choose a dish that I am familiar with to give me a comparison with others. So I started with a chicken tikka and followed it with a Lamb Madras and Pilau rice, my wife went for the onion bhargee starter and had the Tandori Platter main course, which was a combination of Lamb and Chicken Tikka, Sheesh Kebab and Tandori chicken. We also had a peshwari nan bread and washed it down with a couple of beers. The food was excellent and the meat just melted in your mouth. Amir and his wife, Lorna were lovely, they spent time chatting with us and made us feel really welcome, they told us that they have owned a couple of Indian restaurants on the Costa del Sol and have a loyal following – we could see why! The atmosphere and surroundings were lovely too. When we got the bill, we were pleasantly surprised as we had expected it to be higher. We will be sure to go back again very soon.

Jasmine can be contacted on 952 81 51 82

Andrew & Karen - Nueva Andalucia

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What’s On

Guide

Every Wednesday: at The Restaurante, Doña Lola is Wednesday special - Slow roasted baby leg of lamb with mint and cranberry gravy –for 15€, call 952 934 299 Every Wednesday: at Santiago del Calvario, Alhaurin Al Grande, Journey around the World with the three course International Specials Menu.

Every Thursday: at Playa Miraflores is Steak Night with LIVE music from Arran Harding & Thomas John Henry (Soul) – call 952 934 840 Every Sunday: Playa Miraflores Carvery €10.95 with LIVE Music from Chas Burnett (frontman for the Mighty Pimps) and Phoebe - call 952 934 840 Sunday 24th: April Easter Fair and Party: 12.00 – 19.00. A fun filled family day out with entertainment all day.

At The Hipodromo de Mijas is one of the best places on the coast for a perfect family day out. Hog Roast from the Arden Pig Company, traditional pie stand, Champagne bar, bouncy castle, fighting gladiators, coconut shy, candy floss, kiddy karts, music performances by local artists, face painting, Raffle, Tombola, Stands with lots of goodies. Easter Egg Hunt! For further info or to book a stand, please contact: Tel 667 806 092 www.sunnews.es email sunnews@idecnet.com Friday 29th April: Royal wedding 'Bubbly Brunch' at Playa Miraflores with LIVE coverage on our TV from Noon - Honey Roast Ham, Salad Potatoes and a glass of cava 12.50.call 952 934 840 Royal Wedding Garden Party Lunch at El Paraiso Country Club. – call 952 883 799

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Two courses 9.95€.

Three courses 12.95€

SUNDAY: Sunday Lunch served from 1pm to 5pm.

2 Courses 16€ or 3 courses 19.95€.

NOW includes half a bottle of wine pp.

Good Friday Cabaret with Ricky Lavazza Easter Sunday Craft Fayre 11.30 - 4.00 + Easter Sunday Lunch with Dave Lee & Special, Royal Wedding Celebrations

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RESTAURANTOpening...

Thapa Thai Restaurante

Opens in Estepona Port

Bangkok Restaurant in Nueva Andalucia is celebrating 10 years of serving top quality Thai and Chinese cuisine this year by opening a second restaurant in Estepona Port named Thapa Thai.

The opening night on Friday 25th of February was a huge success with many of Bangkok’s regular customers entertained by live music and dancing until the early hours.

The guests were greeted with champagne, and each given a huge selection of the many popular dishes including spring rolls, ribs, chicken satay, noodles, sizzling beef, prawn and chicken curries. Superb quality food - as you would expect from Bin - their experienced chef.

Charly and his team would be delighted to welcome all customers, old and new at the new restaurant and can be reached on 952 318 445.

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From the Horses Mouth

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gleaming coat will catch the judge’s eye, and is something everyone can achieve with the right management and a bit of elbow grease! Yes show time is well and truly upon us, and there’s no better feeling than the one you get when you’re told how great your horse looks . ide into the show-ring with a horse with a gleaming coat and you instantly stand out from your competitors. Good grooming is an excellent way to achieve a shiny coat, but it’s important to remember a true healthy gleam is also obtained from the inside out.

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our horses diet should be nutrionally balanced to be sure he’s getting all the vitamins and minerals he needs. A horse fed on a high fibre diet may benefit from a multivitamin supplement with his feed. Cod liver oil or linseed oil are also excellent feed additives for a shiny coat. Good grooming - a daily grooming session should take at least 20 – 30 mins, and is often more beneficial after exercise. Start by using a rubber currycomb in circular movements to remove any mud and loose hair, and lift the grease. Follow this with a soft body brush in the direction of the hair, using a currycomb to remove any dirt or hair from the brush every third stroke. " Hot clothing" will put a finishing shine to your horse’s coat.

Fill a clean bucket with hot water, and mix with a sqirt of washing up liquid.

Use a clean piece of an old towel, wring out until just damp (not wet) and rub in a circular motion over your horse, paying extra attention to greasy areas such as the quarters.

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• Lips are 100 times more sensitive than the tips of the fingers. Not even genitals have as much sensitivity as lips • Music can help reduce chronic pain by more than 20% and can alleviate depression by up to 25%.

• The egg came first.

• Modern teenagers are better behaved than their counterparts of 20 years ago, showing "less problematic behavior" involving sex, drugs and drink.

• Britain is still paying off debts that predate the Napoleonic wars because it's cheaper to do so than buy back the bonds on which they are based.

• In Bhutan government policy is based on Gross National Happiness; thus most street advertising is banned, as are tobacco and plastic bags.

• The best-value consumer purchase in terms of the price and usage is an electric kettle.

• Camel's milk, which is widely drunk in Arab countries, has 10 times more iron than cow's milk.

• Iceland has the highest concentration of broadband users in the world.

• The age limit for marriage in France was, until recently, 15 for girls, but 18 for boys. The age for girls was raised to 18 in 2006.

• The brain is soft and gelatinous - its consistency is something between jelly and cooked pasta.

• The Himalayas cover one-tenth of the Earth's surface.

• A "lost world" exists in the Indonesian jungle that is home to dozens of hitherto unknown animal and plant species.

• The two most famous actors who portrayed the “Marlboro Man” in the cigarette ads died of lung cancer.

• All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.

• The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off.

• The first known marketer of the flushing toilet was Thomas Crapper.

• The average bed is home to over 6 billion dust mites.

• The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

• The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it.

• Every drop of seawater contains approximately 1 billion gold atoms.

• During World War II, IBM built counting machines the Nazis used to manage their death/concentration camps.

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Puzzle It Out

Solutions on page 76

Crossword Across 6. Put to death (7) 7. German submarine (5) 9. Survey (4) 10. Ceremony (10) 11. Something of sentimental value (8) 13. Free (6) 15. Coke or Pepsi (4) 17. Damp (5) 18. Twaddle (British) (4) 19. Speaks (6) 20. Curse (8) 23. An order of nuns (10) 26. Vipers (4) 27. Gray sea eagles (5) 28. Trespasser (7) Down 1. Plastic wrap (10) 2. Goddess of the dawn (6) 3. Earl Grey and orange pekoe (4) 4. Without restrictions (8) 5. Fizzy drink (4) 6. Overact (5) 8. Plan of action (7) 12. Banish (5) 14. Subsequently (10) 16. Synopsis (7) 17. An adulterous woman (8) 21. Escarole (6) 22. Become narrower (5) 24. Zingy taste (4) 25. Cleveland's state (4)

Sudoku

Brain Teaser During a recent police investigation, Chief Inspector Stone was interviewing five local villains to try and identify who stole Mrs Archer's cake from the midsummers fayre.

Below is a summary of their statements: Arnold: it wasn't Edward - it was Brian Brian: it wasn't Charlie - it wasn't Edward Charlie: it was Edward - it wasn't Arnold Derek: it was Charlie - it was Brian Edward: it was Derek - it wasn't Arnold It was well known that each suspect told exactly one lie. Can you determine who stole the cake?

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FINANCIAL

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Over the past few years borrowers have enjoyed historically low interest rates, and savers have endured very low returns on their deposits. A rise in interest rates seems to be on the cards in 2011, in both the UK and Europe.

In March, the European Central Bank sent a strong signal that it is prepared to increase interest rates to preserve price stability over the medium term. Jean-Claude Trichet remarked that a rate rise was possible as soon as April.

In the UK, the minutes of this monthâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s (March) monetary policy committee also hinted at a near-term rate increase. UK inflation at 4%, is currently 2% above target, and is high compared to the euro zones 2.4% inflation rate. Bank of England Governor Mervyn King indicated recently in an open letter to the Chancellor of the exchequer, that CPI was likely to continue to pick up to somewhere between 4% and 5% over the next few months The charts below give some indication of interest rate forecasts by key analysts

UK Interest Rates

The UK rates are likely to increase to around 1% before the end of 2011, in 0.25% increments. If you have a UK interest only, variable rate mortgage, you could see mortgage payments double by the end of the year.

European Interest Rates

Jean-Claude Trichet is keen to avoid strong inflation pressures feeding through into wage demands.

A rise to 1.25% looks likely over the next month or so, with additional increases over the balance of the year. Year end forecast is 1.75%

Note : Black line is interest rate forecast

Written by our financial expert James Alexander.

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Someone asked us which is the longest running production car, and it set us thinking

The longest running production car is the Jeep, now made by General Motors, however it wasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t always made by GM, originally produced by Bantom, then Ford and most famously by Willys all for the American Army. It is still the same basic shape.

The VW Beetle (although not originally named at all) is next having been in continuous production since 1934 with only one major model change.

Others that have stood the test of time are the Mini, again with only one real major change in shape which was produced originally in 1951 by BMC and called the Austin 7 or the Morris Mini Minor

The Porsche 911 has been around since 1963 and evolves rather than changes.

The Ford Mustang has seen lots of model

changes since 1964, but the current model looks like a modernised version of the original.

Toyotaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Corrolla has seen lots of changes since it was introduced in 1966.

The Skyline GTR is no newcomer, it was first produced in 1967 produced by Prince, who later became Datsun before changing their name to Nissan.

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Golf Tips And Tricks Distance & Control The faster a club head travels as it makes contact with the ball and the further the ball will travel after impact with the club, that is the secret to more distance but if it was that easy we would all be out driving Tiger woods.

As a golf club shaft gets longer the club head will travel faster with the golfer moving at the same pace in the centre of the swing that is the principal of consistent play , you change the club you are using not your swing to get more distance.

The problem being when you get to that longest club in your bag and you want more distance how do you get it.

Club manufacturers have for years been changing the design of the driver making the head bigger , the shaft longer, lighter and more flexible together with positional weight changes in the balance of the clubs all designed to give extra distance and control , making the driver the top selling club to the golf industry.

The question I ask is do you want 10 meters more from your driver or 10 strokes less on your card, I am sure you did not have to think for long about that one.

1. Head for the academy, warm up and then take your driver from the bag , find out what your average distance with the driver is using the same swing mechanics as you do for all other clubs at full swing .

2. Sit down with the score card to your golf club and pick the holes where you know you will select to play the driver from tee, then take your average driver distance from the total length of each hole working out the approach distances you will have to play.

3. Head back for the academy and practice with the clubs you will use from the distances you have calculated working on becoming accurate and consistent in your approach play from those distances .

Extra distance from your driver will get you closer to the target but will only lower your score if you can repeat it consistently hitting the target you aim at from tee.

Knowing the distance you hit your driver will

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help you in club selection on tee and if you play happily with it can only work towards improving your use of the same swing mechanics for your driver as you would for your wedge, which will improve your consistency with the club.

Working on the clubs you need to reach the greens from your driver distance will improve your confidence and your averages from those distances working towards lowing your score.

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Puzzle It Out Solutions FromPages 16 & 62 Crossword Solution

Just Say What You See Big Fish in a Small Pond Heat Wave

Brain Teaser

Charlie committed the terrible crime. The way to solve this puzzle is to look at each clue. We know that exactly one of each person's statements is true. Looking at Arnold's statements, let's check to see 'it was Brian' is true? If 'it was Brian' is true, then we know the other statement is false, therefore it was Edward.

This is a contradiction. Hence we now know it wasn't Brian, nor Edward (as 'it wasn't Edward' must be the true statement).

Looking at Charlie's statement, we can similarly determine that it wasn't Arnold either. Edward's statement gives us that it wasn't Derek, which leaves only Charlie as the culprit. It is always wise to check this against the other clues. QED. .

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An indocannibal eats only friends 10) Argentina - Che was born there and Pampas is the name given to the treeless plains 11) 6 12) Martin Luther King Jr 13) Liverpool John Lennon Airport 14) The planet Uranus 15) Welsh 16) It was said to be too provocative during the times of the Falklands conflict 17) "Don't cry for me Argentina" 18) Galileo Galilei 19) Polygamy is one husband, several wives.

Polyandry is one wife, several husbands.

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What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? Hot Cross bunny.

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H e go es o ve r t o t he va n and p e er s o ver t he hig h co unt e r .

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What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards? A receding hareline.

Little Johnny and his dad went to the grocery store and were in line at the checkout counter when Johnny says to his dad, "Look at that man in front of us, daddy, he's fat!"

His dad notices the man but politely tells Johnny, "That's not a nice thing to say."

Little Johnny continued to stare and point and then said, "No daddy, he's REALLY fat!"

His dad says, "Please Johnny, we're almost finished here, behave and stop saying those things."

Just then the man's phone went off 'BEEP, BEEP, BEEP...'

Little Johnny yells, "Watch out dad, he's backing up!"

Wife Control There were three blokes talking in the pub.

Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third bloke remained quiet.

After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, "Well, what about you? What sort of control do you have over your wife?"

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S TA R S I GN S

A look at what's in store for you during April.....

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Aquarius

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Someone from the past crosses your path this month and it takes you by surprise Capricorn! It is advisable that you do not make any long-term plans or close relations with this person if it can be avoided. Take some time and do some sole searching about the direction that you're heading in life; it may help the doubts that you have been experiencing lately go away. Be careful this month if you have to do any traveling, I foresee this to be a bad month for any travel plans generally.

You have a very hard time expressing your thoughts and feelings this month Aquarius, this is frustrating you. Try to express some patience with your loved ones; they are not as dense as you think they are. You're just a little highly strung; you'll wind down towards the end of the month though. Your love life is going to be looking up shortly, but there will be no dramatic changes in at this month. Pay attention to your dreams, they will be very hard to remember, but have many predictive qualities. These dreams will be primarily about your love life.

Try not to step into the limelight this month Pisces, because it is not a good place for you to be. Be careful with secrets, both telling them and hearing them. This is also a good month to be very mindful of security, and every instance that it presents itself in your life. Keep a close watch on your finances and be careful that you do not overspend, because it will be very easy to do so this month.

Aries

This will be a very pleasant month for you Aries, everything seems to falling into place, and those around you are at peace with the world. Do not let the hectic times before the Easter Holidays get to you, you are strong and can adapt to the pressure. If you are single your love life is about to be rocketed to another stratosphere, look out for people you work with, as theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re is someone who has their beady eye on you. Dreams you have this month will border on visionary.

Taurus

Someone very close to you will have a hard time making ends meet until payday this month Taurus. If you help them out they will be indebted to you for the rest of their life. Do not mistake their gratitude in this situation as a romantic notion; it would be a faux pas to pursue them romantically. If you currently do not have love in your life, this is a good month to find it but donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t look for it, it will find you! That special someone will appear when you least expect it.

Do not let business matters get put to one side as you prepare for the Easter Holidays Gemini, or you will let something very important slip away from you. You're taking too many risks in an area that is personal to you - you know what I'm talking about! It would be wise for you to stop doing this, or at least cut it down to moderation. This is not a good month for secrets, so try your best not to tell any to anyone.

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Virgo

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Scorpio

Sagittarius

A relative gets some bad news concerning a close friend of theirs, and will look to you for support this month Cancer. Even though they will make light of the situation, be aware that they are hurting deeply inside. Travel is very possible this month; if you should find yourself in the situation of taking a flight, prepare yourself mentally for an ordeal at the airport. If you handle this correctly the aggravation will be at a minimum, if you are not mindful however, it could get out of hand.

A total accident at work, ends up being one of the best things you could have done Leo! This will not make sense to you until it actually happens though.

This month you acquire a secret admirer, and this secret admirer means business! If you are married this could be trouble, however if you are single, this may be what you were waiting for. Your dreams this month will be of a warning nature that has to do with something physical.

This will be a very good month for you financially Virgo, and the Easter Holidayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s turns out to be pretty easy to deal with at work. A spouse or lover is having a hard time dealing with the pressures of their work and are reluctant to share this with you. You should do your best to give them a shoulder to cry on, and meaningful suggestions to help them through the rough patch.

A nightmare that you have this month will actually be a foretelling of something very good for you. Analyze your dreams very carefully.

A relative opens old wounds when they come across some of your old belongings Libra. Try not to get angry because there was no harm intended. A walk down memory lane might be good for you at this point in your life, but don't get wrapped up in the past. Take some time to share your wisdom with someone who is very young and may be about to make a serious change in his or her life. What you say will be very important and have deep meaning for them.

Recent major changes in your life are going to settle come to an end this month Scorpio, and you'll be better prepared to face the rest of the year because of them. Take some time to get outdoors even though it may be cold and wet, something very rewarding will be waiting there! Your luck will be in this month, it is a very good time for you to buying lottery tickets, but don't overdo it. Your dreams will have a very memorable theme to them.

If it is possible to cancel your travel plans for this month, then it is advisable that you do so Sagittarius. The reason being is your travel looks very hectic and stressful. I do not however foresee any accidents, but then again I don't see any safe signs either. Be careful with your finances because it will become very easy for you to overspend. Also, be mindful of the plans that those around you are making, don't accidentally interfere with them.

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