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Ed’s Note..
Well here we are in April and The Costa Link Magazine is celebrating its 9th Anniversary, we are nearly in to the double figures! We have survived the ups and downs, also the blood, sweat and tears with a few hysterical moments thrown in of the last nine years, which is no mean feat for a small business here on the Costa del Sol. So here’s a big thank you to all our readers and advertisers for your continued support. This month also brings ‘April Fools Day’ so be careful of all those mischief-makers who play hysterical gags on family and friends on the 1st! The 23rd of April is St Georges Day, so why not drop your traditional English reserve and party with style and vigor like our Irish cousins did on St Patrick's Day in March. Enjoy the issue and a sincere thank you to you all for your continued support. Have a great month!
in the April Magazine...
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A Man’s World: The things that women just find IMPOSSIBLE to do!
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Medical Section... The A-Z of medical healthcare on the Costa del Sol. If you need any advise on any medical matter look here...
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All revved up - Mitsuoka Motors (who are they?) launching in one of the largest classic car markets in the world.
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What’s On Guide.... Lots going on this month on the Costa del Sol from Rock Concerts to Food Fairs...
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Solutions on page 88 Puzzle It Out... Puzzles galore challenge those little grey cells.
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Women’s World... Signs you have PMT the funny side (if there is one?!?)
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A Woman’s World
WRITTEN WOMAN TO WOMEN
Signs you may have PMT..
• Everyone around you has an attitude problem. • You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette. • Everyone within your immediate reach is dead. • You consider chocolate a major food group. • Getting a bikini wax may as well be childbirth. • Chips & ice cream seem like a well-balanced Meal. • The tumble dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. • Your husband is suddenly agreeing with everything you say. • You suddenly blurt out, “all I ever do is give, give, give” when someone asks you for the salt at the table. • You buy your husband a new T-shirt… with a bulls-eye on the front. • The knife sticking from your co-workers forehead. • Everybody’s head looks like a squishy stress-reliever ball. • Men’s faces contort and then they flee from your path in terror.
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HOT GOSS!
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MARRIAGE MELTDOWN - BEYONCE & JAY Z’S… Beyonce and Jay Z were serving up drama at their dinner party last month! A source who attended the function that the superstar couple’s marriage woes were very apparent to those in attendance. “They had a private dinner for about ten people consisting of their inner circle, family and business partners,” the insider said. According to the guest, “They could hardly have been more detached!” “Beyonce and Jay Z barely spoke two words to each other the entire evening.” the source claimed. They have been facing rumors of divorce for more than a year now. And according to an insider, the two are already living in separate bedrooms in their Beverly Hills rental home.
DIVORCE & LYME DISEASE LINKED? Was Yolanda Foster's Lyme disease linked to her divorce? Yolanda has now spoken out about what caused her split from David Foster. "Unfortunately it was not strong enough to withstand the circumstances that came our way," she said of her marriage. When asked if her Lyme disease played a role in the divorce, Yolanda added, "Well, chronic long-term illness is extremely challenging. Not only for the person sick but also for the caregiver. It for sure changed the dynamic of the relationship." But other sources told People that David Foster did want to work on his marriage. But Yolanda's "obsession with fame" was too much to overcome. Well folks I guess we’ll never know what happens behind closed doors etc... 'HE'S HER SOULMATE'... Billie Piper has 'turned to protective ex-hus-
band Chris Evans for support' during Laurence Fox marriage split. According to The Mirror, the 33-year-old has turned to her 49-year-old so-called 'soulmate' every time that she's argued with estranged Laurence, 37, much to his - and Chris' wife Natasha Shishmanian's - dismay.
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HOT GOSS!
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INDIANA JONES 5 IS HAPPENING! Harrison Ford and Steven Spielberg are involved... it’s official – Indiana Jones 5 is definitely happening. What great news to start the day with! And the best part? Harrison Ford will be back to play Indy, and Steven Spielberg will direct the latest film from the franchise after heading up the previous four films. "Indiana Jones is one of the greatest heroes in cinematic history, and we can't wait to bring him back to the screen in 2019," said Alan Horn, chairman of The Walt Disney Studios. Da, da, da, da..... Da da da!
JESSICA WRIGHT AND JAMES HILL... Well, would you look at this,
there’s a new celebrity couple in town. The Only Way Is Essex Jess Wright star is reportedly dating former Apprentice contestant and Celebrity Big Brother champ James Hill. In September last year James told a magazine that Jess was his dream girlfriend and the pair have since hit it off. He’s taken her out of Essex and on posh dates to the top class restaurant at London hotel Claridges. A source told the Daily Mirror: “James and jess are absolutely smitten with each other. She thinks he is gorgeous and was won over by the posh Claridges dates.” Aww, we hope it works out!
THE TABLES HAVE BEEN TURNED... KATIE Price was left stunned after her son with Peter Andre berated her for having been married three times - before admitting he can't wait to be a womaniser like his father. The glamour model, 37, was almost lost for words on today's special episode of Loose Women after Junior, ten, pulled her up on her failure to take her marriage vows seriously and asked why she divorced his famous father in 2009. Junior added that unlike his mum, he only plans to get married once - and he hopes he's inherited his father's way with the ladies lol!
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Bizarre Meeting...
All of the nine senior members of the Board of Directors of the company were called into the chairman's office one by one until only Bob, the sole junior member, was left sitting outside.
Finally it was his turn to be summoned. He entered the office to find the chairman and the ten other directors seated around the board table. He was invited to join them, which of course he did.
Have you ever had sex with Mrs. Foyt?
As soon as he sat down, the chairman turned to Bob looking him squarely in the eyes, and with a stern voice, asked....
“Have you ever had sex with Mrs. Foyt, my secretary?”
“Oh, no sir, positively not!” Bob replied.
“Are you absolutely sure?” asked the chairman. “Honest, I’ve never even been close enough to touch her!” “You’d swear to that?” “Yes, I swear I’ve never had sex with Mrs. Foyt anytime, anywhere.” “Good, then you fire her!”
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Al Fresco Living Outdoor furniture
Your outdoor area is so important when living on the Costa del Sol. Your terrace becomes an extension of the lounge. Here are some tips from White Design Company when considering new furniture or decoration.
1) First thing is to think about what you would like. Lounging, dining, sunbathing, or perhaps all three? This is often where we come into it for advice. Does the space get a lot of sun or wind? We can quite often help with multipurpose pieces to accommodate smaller areas. You may want a lounge area to eat at as well.
2) If you are buying a dining table and chairs we will measure the space
you have. Keeping in mind that the chairs around the table need approx. 60cm of space behind to move the chair out and ideally another 60cm for people to walk around. Oval or Round tables also allow for an extra chair or two to be added with comfort when required.
3) The material you choose is very important.
It must be durable to withstand the elements. The summer sun and the cold winter can be very hard on your furniture. We can advise what is best for you. From rattan to aluminium, wood or perhaps some textylene that is very popular at the minute.
4) If you’re going for cushions,
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look for fabrics ideally that have been Teflon coated or ask us about the new faux leathers that will withstand the sun. We put longer zips on our cushions when making them, it is sod’s law you burst one when taking them off to wash. Here at White Design Company we can advise on the many fabrics available to suit your furniture and the look you are aiming to achieve.
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5) When choosing shade, there are many different parasols, shade sails, pergolas etc. to choose from and what base is needed to stop it flying away in the wind. White Design Company can advise on this.
6) If you’re working with a small space,
stackable stools/chairs will conserve space. They’ll take up less room around the table. White Design Company have many options for fold away tables and chairs, for the smaller spaces. Remember you can borrow extra chairs from inside occasionally to use on the terrace if you are entertaining.
7) Outdoor accessories,
just like your indoors, can change the look dramatically. New cushions, outdoor rugs, storm candles, heaters and lighting to mention a few.
8) Outdoor covers can be made to measure. It is so much easier to use
them if you are not here all the time and the property is not in use. No washing dusty furniture when you get back. Just take the covers off and relax with a well-earned glass of wine. Please ask us for advice. We could go on forever about outdoor furniture as there are so many beautiful designs to choose from. One thing we can say though is, with outdoor furniture you really do get what you pay for. We are here to advise from the furniture through to the decoration. We work with many good companies, so come along and visit us for more advice.
Enjoy the lovely weather and don’t forget the sun cream. Edif. Butibamba la Cala de Mijas, Mijas Costa email: info@whitedesignco.com | www.whitedesignco.com Tel: 952 494 155 | Mob: 600 583 673 find us on facebook
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Costa Rents
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Just a thought...
1) I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2) Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
3) Half the people you know are below average. 4) 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5) 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 6) A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. 7) A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 8) If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
9) All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.
10) The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 11) I almost had a psychic girlfriend...But she left me before we met. 12) OK, so what's the speed of dark? 13) How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? 14) If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. 15) Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16) When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
18) Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
17) Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
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Just a thought...
19) To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
20) If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
21) Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 22) What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23) My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
24) Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
25) If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26) A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27) Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
28) The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
29) I intend to live forever ... So far, so good.
30) The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
31) The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
32) Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
33) The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
34) If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 35) If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
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TRIVIA QUIZ
1) Traditionally, what day are pancakes eaten on? 2) How many pieces are there in a chess game? 3) Bronze is an alloy of what two metals smelted together? 4) Which Japanese word translates into English as "empty orchestra"? 5) In Monopoly, what colour is the set: ‘Trafalgar Square, Fleet Street and Strand’? 6) In which US state is Hollywood situated? 7) What is the chemical name for ‘laughing gas’? 8) What do the letters RSVP stand for? 9) What is the target number in the card game ‘Pontoon’? 10) According to tradition, where must a true Cockney be born to be so called? 11) What is the name of the
poker hand containing three of a kind and a pair 12) In which month is St Andrew’s Day? 13) What do the initials FBI stand for? 14) Which side of a boat is 'port'? 15) In which modern day country would you find the region of Transylvania? 16) What is the name of the American national anthem? 17) Which ‘death game’ involves a pistol and a single bullet? 18) What colours are the Japanese flag? 19) What does 'Dot dot dot, dash dash dash, dot dot dot' spell out in Morse Code? 20) In connection with food what does the M stand for in GM food?
21) Which car name translates as 'people's car'? 22) Which triangle are ships said to have got lost in and never been seen again? 23) What is the hardest substance in the human body? 24) Where in a boat is the stern? 25) In which group of islands is Tenerife? 26) What do the initials in NATO stand for? 27) What is a Zepplin? 28) Which US State has the nickname 'The Sunshine State'? 29) How many words is a picture said to be worth? 30) What is the name of the mountain face in the USA into which the faces of four US presidents have been carved?
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GADGETS &Gizmo’s Apple's latest smartphone, the iPhone SE, is about to go on sale it is a smaller, cheaper device that will be sold alongside Apple's iPhone 6s and 6s Plus models. The iPhone SE will replace the iPhone 5s - bringing Apple's 4-inch iPhone up to date with a 64-bit A9 chip as found in the newer iPhone models, a high-definition retina display, longer battery life, 4K video, faster 4G and Wi-Fi connectivity, and Touch ID with Apple Pay and a 12-megapixel camera with fast-focus technology. Sources within Sony have indicated that the company is working on an upgraded PlayStation 4 console, referred to it as the "PlayStation 4.5," or the "PS4K." it will have a more powerful GPU to allow games to run in 4K resolution. It will also provide better experiences with the PlayStation VR headset, which will be released in October. It could be feasible to deliver that much-higher resolution for games, as well as offer developers more muscle for effects and details. 37 million people who have already bought a PlayStation 4 expecting it to last well into the future? Michael Kors already has a healthy lineup of watches in different shapes and sizes, but they want a piece of the smartwatch action. The American designer has launched a new line of Android Wear devices called "Access" a black "for him" version and a gold "for her." With an emphasis on the line's looks, the watches are intended to be "chic" tech accessories, but are iPhone & Android-compatible. They have exclusive display faces that you can switch around, depending on the occasion. The watches can show you app notifications, support Google's voice commands and have a built-in fitness tracker. They will be available this autumn.
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Whilst on the subject of smart watches - TomTom have are about to launch The Golfer 2 which counts calories and steps taken using GPS. An incoming update to TomTom's MySports app will add per-shot analysis, showing when you’re driving too hard, or getting too much swing on a particular hole. It'll record every single round you play, so you can see how you're improving (or not), and will be on sale from May at around 250€.
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All the latest in the world of tech and gaming... Who needs a heart rate monitor? MyZone’s pulse-tracking T-shirt can do it instead. The men’s’ compression top joins the women’s’ sports bra launched in January. Electrodes are embedded through the shirt, Once you start working out, it’ll measure your heart rate and calorie burn, sending data to your smartphone or Apple Watch. The compression fitting will warm muscles and improve performance, as well as cutting down on strain and soreness. It’s made from a sweat-proof fabric, so you shouldn’t end up with drenched after a seriously high intensity workout. On sale soon for around 100€, in various sizes. Digital SLR cameras don’t really get much cheaper than Canon’s new 1300D entry-level camera built for anyone stepping up from a smartphone or compact camera, on sale early this month at around 350€ for the body only, or 400€ for a complete kit with an 18-55mm lens. Canon have kept things simple, with a single command dial and a chunky mode dial. There’s a fixed 3in TFT screen, and of course you get a proper viewfinder too. A big plus is the connection Wi-Fi, meaning you can control the camera remotely and share your photos with your smartphone, tablet or computer. Domino's Pizza are looking at delivery robots. The DRU (Domino's Robotic Unit), an autonomous delivery vehicle built in collaboration with Australian technology startup Marathon Targets that Domino's says is the first of its kind. It's filled with thousands of dollars worth of military robotics tech still in the prototype stage, Domino's worked with the Queensland Department of Transport and Main Roads to ensure it met all the requirements to allowed on the streets. It uses the same technology as self-driving cars, to identify the surrounding environment and has built-in GPS tracking technology that syncs with Google Maps. One thing that you sometimes see advertised is an erotic photoshoot for couples who want to remember their sexy days in their dotage. Now, thanks to the confluence of digital photography and 3D-printing, you can now go one better and immortalize yourself in three dimensions. British retailer Firebox is launching Nudee, a service that adds your head onto a 7.8-inch figurine that's wearing nothing but underwear. All you have to do is take two selfies: one face on and one in profile, as well as choosing a body type between slim, curvy or muscular. Then all you have to do is pay €189.79 and wait the 3-4 weeks it'll take for delivery.
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30 Things that mildly terrify all Brit’s...
1. When the alarm goes off as you’re leaving a shop even though you know you’ve paid for everything. 2. When someone tries to open the door to your toilet cubicle. 3. When a wasp gets into the car when you are driving on the motorway. 4. When you check Facebook after a night out and see the words: “blah, blah added 6 photos of you.” 5. When the waiter asks if you’re ready to order and everyone says yes but you still haven’t chosen your main course. 6. When there’s only one slice of pizza left and you really, really want it, but know it would be rude. 7. When you hit a massive traffic jam and you have a flight to catch. 8. When they weigh your suitcase at the airport and you forgot to check whether it’s under 20kg.
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9. Walking through airport security, even though you know you’ve done nothing wrong. 10. When you really need a wee on an aeroplane but the person in the aisle seat has fallen asleep. 11. The moment you realise you’re actually the one who’s wrong in an argument but it’s far too late to back down. 12. When your boss compliments you on your work and you have no idea how to react. 13. When it’s your birthday and the lights go out and you know it’s only a matter of seconds before everyone starts singing at you. 14. Unexpected items in the bagging area. 15. When a big daddylong legs flies into your bedroom.
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30 Things that mildly terrify all Brit’s...
16. “To begin, why don’t we go round the room, and everybody tell us your name and a fun fact about yourself!” 17. When you’re doing rounds and one person asks for something really expensive, like a double G&T. 18. When you buy someone a pint and they don’t say, “I’ll get your next one.” 19. When you drink much quicker than the other people in your round but don’t want to be left drinkless. 20. Leaving a voicemail. 21. When you see someone you know in the supermarket but really don’t want them to see you because you haven’t spoken in years. 22. When someone coughs on the train so you know you’re going to get ill. 23. “Rail replacement bus service.” 24. When you accidentally view a message someone’s sent you and you don’t want to talk to them.
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25. When you have to go up to the loft but you know there are spiders up there. 26. When someone knocks on the door and you’re only wearing a towel. 27. When you arrive at a party and no one you know is there yet. 28. When you ask someone “Alright?” and they give more than a three-word answer. 29. When you know a colleague takes the same route to work as you and there’s a chance you might bump into them. 30. When you’re about to meet a new person and don’t know whether to go for one kiss/two kisses/a hug/a handshake.
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Alton Towers Resort got cheeky and sent out reports that it will unveil a rollercoaster for dogs. The supposed poochcoaster will be fitted with booster seats for small dogs and harnesses to secure a hairy yet safe ride.
Animal love doesn’t stop there: Sir Richard
Branson is peddling his first ever pet-only Virgin Active gym to ease concern about obesity amongst housebroken animals.
Beauty tip for the day: Don't believe a word
you hear about the goo in Cadbury Creme Eggs being good for your skin.
Doggy style:
Pasante is pretending to have tapped into a new market by inventing dog condoms.
Berry good for you: Who says a boffin can't
join in on some nerdy fun? Scientists today say are fighting the war on poor nutrition by developing the Vitaberry. It's the shape of a raspberry, the colour of a blueberry and has the seeds and feel of a strawberry.
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What a WHOPPER! Burger King published a full-page advertisement in USA Today announcing the introduction of a new item to their menu: a "LeftHanded Whopper" specially designed for the 32 million left-handed Americans. According to the advertisement, the new whopper included the same ingredients as the original Whopper (lettuce, tomato, hamburger patty, etc.), but all the condiments were rotated 180 degrees for the benefit of their left-handed customers. The following day Burger King issued a followup release revealing that although the Left-Handed Whopper was a hoax, thousands of customers had gone into restaurants to request the new sandwich. Simultaneously, according to the press release, "many others requested their own 'right handed' version." Scratch & Sniff: One of the funniest corporate
try-on of the day comes from Whyte & Mackay, claiming to market aftershave that smells like whisky. If that wasn’t enough for you to sniff out the swindle, try this: the company tapped darts legend Phil Taylor to market the product.
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A Man’s World
THINGS WOMEN JUST CAN’T DO… Go 24 hours without talking to their friends on the phone
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Drink a pint gracefully
Play pool
Eat a kebab whilst walking
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a decent read a map Makebacon
Get to the point
sandwich
Understand fruit machines
Pee out of a train window
Spend a day by themselves
Choose anything quickly Understand a film plot Throw a punch without having to ask, Roll a bogey between “What’s going on” finger & thumb on t Not commen 20 times s he ot cl stranger’s Argue without SHOUTING
TELL A JOKE
Get this far without having argued with at least one of the above...
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It’s the way you tell’um...
REALLY funny one liners...
I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 gravediggers walking about with a coffin. 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it. I thought to myself, They’ve lost the plot!!
The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death.
My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were £70!!! Blow this, I thought. I can get one cheaper off the web. I was at an ATM yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I start a new job in Seoul next week. I thought it was a good Korea move. I was driving this morning when I saw a parked RAC van. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to myself, that guy's heading for a breakdown.
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It’s the way you tell’um...
REALLY funny one liners continued...
My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning. Can you believe that - 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes. Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Happy.
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening." The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London. Police think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam. My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
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It’s the way you tell’um...
REALLY funny one liners continued...
When I was in the pub I heard a couple of plonkers saying that they wouldn't feel safe on an aircraft if they knew the pilot was a woman. What a pair of sexists. I mean, it's not as if she'd have to reverse the bloody thing!. Bought some rocket salad yesterday but it went off before I could eat it!
Local police hunting the 'knitting needle nutter', who has stabbed six people in the rear in the last 48 hours, believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern. A teddy bear is working on a building site. He goes for a tea break and when he returns he notices his pick has been stolen. The bear is angry and reports the theft to the foreman. The foreman grins at the bear and says "Oh, I forgot to tell you, today's the day the teddy bears have their pick nicked."
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
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Medical Tips
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BACK PAIN & HOW TO TREAT IT…
Back pain is a common problem that affects most people at some point in their life. It may be triggered by bad posture while sitting or standing, bending awkwardly, or lifting incorrectly. It’s not generally caused by a serious condition. In most cases, back pain will improve in a few weeks or months, although some people experience long-term pain or pain that keeps coming back.
TypeS of Back pain
Backache is most common in the lower back ('lumbago'), although it can be felt anywhere along your spine, from your neck down to your hips. Sometimes, back pain can be caused by an injury or disease, such as:
• a SLippeD DiSc: when one of the discs in the spine is damaged and presses on the nerves • SciaTica: irritation or compression of the sciatic nerve, which causes pain, numbness and tingling that travels down one leg • WhipLaSh: neck injury caused by a sudden impact • frozen ShouLDer: inflammation around the shoulder that causes pain and stiffness • ankyLoSinG SponDyLiTiS: a long-term condition that causes pain and stiffness where the spine meets the pelvis
WhaT To Do
Most cases of back pain get better on their own and you may not need to see a doctor. if you’ve only had back pain for a few days or weeks, the following advice may help relieve your symptoms and speed up your recovery: •remain as active as possible and try to continue with your daily activities •Take over-the-counter painkillers, such as paracetamol or ibuprofen if you feel you need to •use hot or cold compression packs – you can buy these from your local pharmacy, or a bag of frozen vegetables and a hot water bottle will work just as well
LonG-TerM Back pain
if you’re worried about your back or your pain hasn’t improved by around six weeks, it’s a good idea to visit your doctor, they can advise you about the treatments available. These include: • Stronger painkillers • exercise classes – where you are taught specific exercises to strengthen your muscles and improve your posture • Manual therapy, such as physiotherapy, chiropractic or osteopathy • acupuncture • counselling, such as cognitive behavioural therapy (cBT) • Support and advice at a specialist pain clinic
although it can be difficult to be cheerSome people choose to see a theraful or optimistic if you are in pain, it’s pist for manual therapy or acupuncimportant to stay positive because ture without seeing their Gp first. if this can help you recover faster. you want to do this you will usually need to pay for private treatment, which is likely to cost around 50€ for each appointment.
prevenTinG Back pain
how you sit, stand, lie and lift can all affect the health of your back.
Try to avoid placing too much pressure on your back and ensure it's strong and supple. regular exercise, such as walking and swimming, is an excellent way of preventing back pain.
activities such as yoga or pilates can improve your flexibility and strengthen your back muscles.
check that you are sitting in the correct position also that you are lifting objects correctly.
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Health & Well Being
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MOST BIZARRE SLEEPING DISORDERS YOU DIDN’T KNOW EXISTED, SOME OF THESE WOULD CAUSE YOU TO GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT….
BIZARRE SLEEPING DISORDERS
#1 Sleep Paralysis
Many people will experience the feeling of being awake yet unable to move their body or make a sound…this is a form of sleep paralysis. Hallucinations have been known to appear for those who believe their awake, later leading to panic attacks. There is currently no cure for this haunting disorder. narcolepsy. This is due to their sleep cycles being disrupted, causing extreme exhaustion. The worst #2 Sleep Apnea cases ever seen cause people to fall asleep out of the This disorder causes people to suddenly stop blue, mid-task! breathing while sleeping... The muscles relax and your breathing passage begins to slowly close if you have #7 Fatal Familial Insomnia obstructive sleep apnea. Central sleep apnea occurs This rare disorder has been found in only 40 families when your brain doesn’t tell your body to around the world, and causes mental and physical continue breathing. deterioration due to lack of sleep. Your brain does not know when it should be asleep, therefore you stay up all #3 REM Sleep Behavior Disorder night. Of course every human needs sleep, so This disorder prevents the patient’s muscles to people begin to experience panic attacks, weight loss paralyze during the sleep, this means the sufferers and mental disturbances. The worst cases have led to would act out their dreams, speak in their sleep, act, death… kick, and even walk about as if they were awake.
#4 Exploding Head Syndrome
Exploding head syndrome is when the patient would hear loud imaginary noises when they are about to sleep or wake up. The noises have been explained as similar to bombs exploding, doors smashing etc. They might be accompanied with flashes of light and muscle spasm. These episodes are caused due to a neural trigger, most probably bought on by sleep disruption.
#5 Kleine Levin Syndrome
#8 Sexomnia
Patients with this condition engage in sexual activities while completely asleep, with no control and recollection of their actions whatsoever. Most commonly it involves masturbation and fondling, but in some rare cases it can also lead to rape.
#9 Sudden Unexpected Nocturnal Death Syndrome
This condition can be presented in any patient often with little or no prior medical conditions or symptoms, though Sleeping beauty is a guy in real life, as it causes (mostly post-mortems reveal that majority patients found in young males) to sleep for over 20 hours a day, suffered from a heart condition. First noted in the for weeks at a time! When they are awake and moving 1970’s among the people of the Hmong community of around, these boys have high sexual drives and are con- Laos. The deaths among the community generated the stantly hungry. mythology of ‘dab tsuam’, a jealous hag-like woman, who would sit on the people and stop their breathing. #6 Narcolepsy It’s now thought that Hmong people were so convinced People who have trouble sleeping at night and are by the mythological story, that the fear triggered a constantly in a sleepy daze when awake suffer from genetic heart defect, causing the deaths.
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Medical Mayhem
AND THE AWARD FOR BEST PATIENT GOES TOO...
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when...you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded." The third surgeon, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best! Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon, chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers.. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.' But the fifth surgeon, shut them all up when he said: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine... Plus, the head and the bottom are interchangeable!"
DR PHILâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s FANTASTIC ADVICE...
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So, I looked around my house to see things I started, and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Kahlua, a packet of digestive biscuits, a pot of coffee, the rest of the Cheesecake, some salt and vinegar crisps, and a box of Chocolates. You have no idea how AMAZING I feel.
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ALL REVVED UP
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MITSUOKA MOTORS WHO ARE THEY?
Until now Mitsuoka Motors have only produced and sold cars in Japan, South East Asia and the Middle Now they are launching in one of the largest classic car markets in the world – The UK. We look at their current model and some of their previous offerings. The Current model, The Roadster is based on the Mazda MX5. Mitsuoka replaces most of the body panels, fits Fibre-reinforced plastic panneling, leather seats and extends the wheelbase front of the A-pillar to generate the long bonnet line reminiscent of English roadsters such as the Jaguar XK120. Transmission and roof options are similar to the MX-5 with the option of either a 6 speed automatic transmission with manual shifting or a 6 speed manual transmission. The Viewt is a modification of the Nissan Micra intended to resemble the Jaguar Mark 2. The line was launched in January 1993 and is still in production today. The Galue Limousine S50, based on the Infiniti M series (the Nissan luxury brand’s 5Series rival) and is powered by either a 223bhp or 313bhp V6. Styling elements are “borrowed” from the Cadillac Fleetwood, The Rolls Royce Phantom. Introduced in 2009 and still in production, the car will cost the equivalent of 80.000€.
The Mitsuoka Le-Seyde was a limited produced car, based on the Nissan Silvia S13. Only 500 units were made, and Mitsuoka claims that all were sold within four days after they went on sale!
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The Orochi Was produced between 2006 and 2014 originally based on a Honda NSX but production cars came with Mitsoka’s own chasis and a Toyota 3.3 V6 engine. The last edition was sold at around 125.000€
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Mussels cooked in Ale & Bacon Ingredients:
Serves 2 as a main or 4 as a starter
• 100g (3½oz) butter • 200g (7oz) pancetta cubed • 2 onions, peeled & diced • 8 cloves garlic, chopped • 1kg (2lb 4oz) mussels, scrubbed, any barnacles and beards (the thread-like bits where the two halves of the shell meet) removed • 200ml (7fl oz) dark ale • 3tbsp parsley, chopped
To serve
• Lemon wedges • Crusty bread
1) In a large pan heat the butter until it starts to foam, then add the pancetta. Fry until golden and crisp. Remove with a slotted spoon and put onto a plate lined with kitchen paper to drain until needed. Add the onions to the pan and cook until just softened and golden.
Method:
2) Add the chopped garlic and cook for a minute or two more until softened and just starting to brown. Throw in the mussels and when the 4) Add the cooked pancetta back to pan is sizzling, slowly pour in the ale. the pan and stir through the chopped parsley. Serve the mussels in bowls 3) Cover with a lid and cook for with a squeeze of lemon juice and around 6-8 minutes until all the mus- some crusty bread to mop up all the sels have opened (discard any that lovely juices. haven’t opened up as these won’t be edible).
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WELL I NEVER KNEW THAT....! Some horrible histories… Here are some fascinating facts from years past explaining some of the sayings and customs we have today! • England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people, so they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realised they had been burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, thread it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift) to listen for the bell; thus someone could be, ''Saved by the Bell ''or was considered a ''Dead Ringer''.
• Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock the drinker out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of ''Holding a Wake''. • "CORPSE": Commonly used word meaning cadaver or dead body in modern times. However it stemmed from the 1400s when the Black Plague was rampant across Europe. The bodies were piled in a building called a "Corpselium" where they were treated and burned to prevent the spread of further infection.
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FINANCIAL NEWS The Euro & World Round Up
The after effects of terrorist strikesâ&#x20AC;Ś
Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s rare that terrible events such as the one in Brussels occur, but unfortunately, enough have occurred for similar patterns on the currency exchange markets to become visible during terrorist attacks. Firstly, you tend to get weakness in the currency to which the country the attacks occur uses. Investors worry about further attacks so they move their finances out of the country due to the economic stall which occurs when authorities fully mobilise to combat the threat over the coming weeks.
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This occured for the Euro, but with Belgium being a single country in the entirety of the Eurozone this effect was muted compared to the slides on the Pound seen during 7/7.
The Euro has certainly lost value today, since EUR/AUD, and EUR/USD both show losses. The terrorist attacks simply limited losses on GBP/EUR that Euro buyers that should have otherwise been experiMany Euro buyers would have enced today. noted that on this occasion Sterling did not make gains There is certainly further room against the Euro. for GBP/EUR rates to fall. The events in Brussels are not only Other events in the UK caused a heartbreaking tragedy, but enough Pound weakness also show that the the Pound across the board which was shall continue to be a reckless the deciding factor not only on investment until the Euro buying rates, but also for Referendum in June. most major currencies.
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What’s On Guide...
1st April 2016: Maddona & Robbie Williams Tribute - Enjoy two brilliant tributes to two great pop icons in one incredible show!At the Salon Varietes Theatre in Fuengirola for more information: email: boxoffice@salonvarietestheatre.com , tel: 952 474 542 or see: www.salonvarietestheatre.com. 2nd April 2016: San Pedro Rock Concert - Participating groups are '77, 29SEIS70, The Hum, Sidderales, Crude Rock, Dispersal, Three in rallla and The Rock Kids. In addition, between performances, the festival will be presented by by Dj Carlos. Tickets are priced at 5€ and children under 14 years enter free. To be held at is at the Estadio Municipal de San Pedro Alcántara from 1pm – 8pm. 8th to the 13th April 2016: Are You Being Served? Written for the stage by original TV series scriptwriters at the Salon Varietes Theatre in Fuengirola for more information: email: boxoffice@salonvarietestheatre.com , tel: 952 474 542 or see: www.salonvarietestheatre.com. 16th April 2016: The Rat Pack - A Live From Las Vegas Tribute at the Salon Varietes Theatre in Fuengirola for more information: email: boxoffice@salonvarietestheatre.com , tel: 952 474 542 or see: www.salonvarietestheatre.com. 22nd April - 1st May 2016: Spanish Film Festival - In Málaga, the whole capital enjoys this event, which contributes to the development of the Spanish Film, presenting and awarding the best short and long films and documentaries, as well as paying tribute to great figures of the Spanish film industry. Fore more information please see festivaldemalaga.com 30th April 2016: Food Fair & Orange Day in Istan the small town goes to great lengths to retrieve old, traditional recipes in order to let the younger generation, and all the visitors who come to the town on the day of the exhibition, get to know some of their healthy culinary legacy. On this day, the stoves are made ready to prepare exquisite dishes. For more information please see: www.istan.es. Every Monday: Age Care Drop In where people can chat, share experiences and find out about living in Spain at La Iglesia Bar, near Bonanza Square, Benalmadena Costa 11am -12.30pm. Every Monday: Arts and Crafts Fair in Benahavis at 8pm in the Main Square in Benahavis. Every Monday: Age Concern Drop In for a coffee and a chat at The Captain’s bar Urb. Las Adelfas No. 11 from 11.30am to 1.00pm. Every Tuesday: The Costa Women Coffee Club meet every second Tuesday at 10am – 12.30pm for coffee, chats and other activities and is a social group designed to get ladies of all ages together. It’s best to join the group via Facebook or contact Emma on 608 408 771. Every Tuesday: Age Care Coffee Morning at the Baptist Church, Calahonda, where people can chat, share experiences & take part in a variety of activities. Tel: 952 933 409 for info. 11 am – 1 pm. Every Tuesday: Age Concern meet at the Manila bar in Los Boliches, next to the Yaramar hotel for Spanish lessons in the afternoon from 3.00pm until 3.45pm. Lifeline 652 537 615. Every Wednesday: Age Care Drop In where people can chat, share experiences and find out about living in Spain held in Fuengirola at the Bar Salon Varietes. 11am -12.30pm. Every Thursday: Age Concern meet at the Manila bar in Los Boliches, next to the Yaramar hotel for advice, support and friendship from 11.00am until 1.00pm. Pop in and meet new people and make new friends. Lifeline 652 537 615. Every Thursday: Age Care Drop In where people can chat, share experiences and find out about living in Spain held in The Pensioner's Bar, Paseo Maritimo La Cala from 11am-12.30pm. Every Thursday: Market at Calypso, Calahonda. Every Thursday: Flea Market from 9am next to Aldi in Las Lagunas, plenty of parking. Every Thursday: Market at Calypso, Calahonda. Every Friday: Age Concern meet at El Caballo de Oro in La Cala from 11.30 until 1.00pm. In the main square behind Supersol. Advice, support and friendship. Lifeline 652 537 615. Every Sunday: FAMA have a car boot sale at the Hippodrome from 9am - 2pm. Every Sunday: Craft Market in the Marbella Marina on the Teresa Zabell Pier: 12-6pm. 70
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ocal Info Emergency Numbers
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Central number for Fire, Police & Ambulance National Police Local Police Guardia Civil dica
Medical
112 091 092 062
Emergency 061 Ambulance Marbella 902 505 061 Ambulance Coin 952 453 267
Train Timetables 902 240 202 Airports Malaga 952 048 844 Gibraltar 956 773 026
Health Centres
Marbella 952 769 946 Coin 952 452 767 San Pedro 952 787 700
Town Halls
Marbella 952 761 100 San Pedro 952 453 020 La Cala de Mijas 952 493 208 Fuengirola 952 589 300 Estepona 952 801 100
Fire Brigade
Emergency number 080 Marbella 952 774 349 Estepona 952 804 483 Fuengirola 952 461 046
Consulates
British Ireland Denmark Sweden Germany France U.S.A
952 952 952 952 952 952 952
Marbella Coin Estepona Fuengirola San Pedro
952 771 442 952 822 818 952 822 818 952 467 457 952 785 252
352 475 226 604 212 226 474
300 108 373 383 442 590 891
Tourist Information
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Transport
Bus Stations Marbella 952 764 400 Coin 952 450 366 San Pedro 952 781 396 Estepona 952 800249 For a list of complete times www.andalucia.com/travel/bus
Markets
Monday - Marbella (fairground site on east side) Tuesday - Fuengirola (fairground near Los Boliches) Wednesday -Estepona (Avda. Juan Carlos) La Cala - Feria ground. Thursday - San Pedro (Recinto Ferial) Calypso (Mijas Costa). Alhaurin el Grande - (La Fama) Saturday - Coin (Calle Urbano Pineda) & Nueva Andalucia (Next to Centro Plaza the Bullring). La Cala - Feria ground. Sunday - Puerto Estepona (Marina).
Cinemas
All the Cinemas listed below show films in English as well as Spanish. Call first to check what is showing that week. Marbella: Cinesur Plaza del Mar 952 766 941 La CaĂąada 902 333 231 Puerto Banus: Gran Marbella 952 810 077 Coin: La Trocha 951 315 039 Fuengirola Cinesur Miramar 902 221 622
Chemists
24 hour chemist Urb. Artola, Ctra. Cadiz Km 194. Marbella. Tel: 952 83 25 89
Taxis
Marbella Taxis 952 774 488 Mijas Costa Taxis 952 476 593
Diary Dates
1st April: April Fools Day
23rd April: St. Georgeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Day
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S TA R S I GN S
A look at what's in store for you during April 2016...
Capricorn
Aquarius
Pisces
Aries
Taurus
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Capricorn, April 2016 is an interesting month for you’re love life, with complex and changing directions. Venus is in an area of your solar chart that gives a certain need of emotional security. The warmth of home and family could give the needed emotional comfort you crave. But then Mercury comes on the scene, in a prolonged transit (April 6th - June 13th 2016) and it’s in retrograde. OMG Mercury had driven you to be a serial flirt! Expect love and a lot of fun! On the work front it’s unlikely that April 2016 would bring new initiative for your career or business. It looks more likely to be plodding along the same old line using tried, efficient and secure methods. It’s time to reset your priorities and take better care of yourself. Sports, being active outdoors, and a few more hours of relaxation per week would be welcome. Aquarius, this month is full of changes in you’re love life. Everything is in moving and changing, progressing. Venus and the Sun are the key factors to this month meaning that the most significant events of the month are travel and communication. It could mean dates and romantic travel, short escapades in two somewhere nearby or travel motivated by feelings. On the work front Mars is bringing with it great insights to progress your career path on the downside though starts its retrograde motion. So even if you’re on the right track, you could encounter obstacles that slow you down, or face unexpected complications or changes. You are in pretty good shape during this month. You have good strength and great energy; your mood is confident and optimistic. But sometimes you rush too much and tend to take risks, and this could end up in incidents that could affect you, including physically. Think before you act this month... Pisces, Jupiter is bringing to your sign plenty luck this will last until September 2016. Relationships are just great you have the full backing of the stars everything is going your way. But during April 2016 an interesting phenomena takes place: Mercury enters your sign where it will stay twice as long as usual. This configuration emphasises the importance of communication for the health of the relationship or to find the right partner it will a strong impact on your love life. On the work front though April 2016 does not look at all easy for you when it comes to career. Mars and Saturn in your skies bring with them difficulties, obstacles, and delays. Things could become more complicated, stagnate temporarily or take unexpected turn after April 17th 2016, when Mars retrograde. But April 2016 is productive for you in terms of finance. Focus on important things and plan your agenda carefully! Aries, between April 5th and 30th Venus is situated in your sign. You’re will attract attention and glances wherever you go you’ll also have lots of luck in love. It’s a time when you can meet your soul mate, if that’s what you’re looking for, if not a great time to have fun without taking on any commitments. On the work front April brings with it chances of accomplishments and success. Situated in Aries, the Sun gives you authority, and promises opportunities for advancement and for you to stand out. And in some situations this month you will just have sheer luck! Money comes your way easily, particularly during the first two weeks of the month of April 2016; you have to rethink the way spend it. You start to see that you can do better for your buck. You’re in good shape although you may want to invest some money in resolving some health-related issues, or to stay in shape.
Taurus, Mars is situated in an unfavorable part of your sign and is very much in retrograde. Let just say you’ve seen better times... You can deal with the term well if are as rational as possible. Try not to pick fights with your partner and if arguments start put a stop to them as soon as possible. The loverelated hurdles aren’t long lasting but may be irritating. Financial matters are hot topics in April 2016 and you might be tempted to make important decisions. Weigh your opportunities with great, great care! Careful: during the first two weeks, your physical endurance is not as good as you’d like it to be. Try to take better care of yourself! You should rest, avoid excess, and take any health issue seriously, no matter how insignificant it might seem. Avoid any attempt to earn easy or not-worked-for money! It’s not advised to take financial risks.
Gemini, this month you’re love life remains a delicate topic. Saturn and Mars are putting obstacles in the path of true love and happiness. All you can do under such conditions is keep calm and diplomatic, be understanding and resolve as many tensions as you can. On the work front April 2016 will start slowly and contracts and client relationships will be in the forefront of your mind. In the case of each issue use your charm be patient and maybe even cautious. Keep being very, VERY diplomatic and try to always look on the bright side of things! Mercury, will help with your vitality and morale this month. You may be exposed to stress or depression. Keeping things in proportion try to be calm. Get out and about when you can have some time to reflect and de-stress, take a step back and see the full picture.
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Cancer
Leo
Virgo
Libra
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Cancer, in April 2016, both Saturn and Mars are in your sign this leaves little wiggle room in your love life. You must accept things as they are, you can’t change them at the moment. Your love life is influenced by responsibilities. And what’s the fun in that? It seems that you’re relationships are tightly tied to work or career. Could it be an affair with a work-mate or boss? Perhaps. This is not necessarily going to be a happy one. At work the Sun and Venus in your sign will bring with them a significant change, but the price you pay is great. You’re in for weeks of hard work and various complications. A financial surprise could appear during the second week of April 2016, but other than that it’s smooth sailing. Set your priorities straight, and plan your schedule well! Health before anything else this month! Regardless of any other emergency.
Leo, you’re preoccupations are related to kids during April 2016. Whether you have them already or are thinking of having them this is what your home life is lead by this month. The topics may trigger frustration on the home front. If you are single this month April 2016 is, favourable from a particular point of view: you may find love abroad or at least at some geographical distance. On the work front the Sun and Venus will be the bearers of opportunities they encourage intellectual pursuits. Money is the focus of Leos during April 2016, more than ever. You can gain a lot through your profession, but be careful about speculations they could trigger bad luck. During April 2016 you should be in pretty good shape. But if you play sport you should be careful. Look after your health as a number one priority!
Virgo, because Jupiter is in your sign for the next few months: love and marriage remain hot topics this April 2016. You’re feeling emotional and have more love to offer. If you’re single or just starting a relationship you might not have chosen the best person, things could get complicated or confusing situations may work against you or even obstruct you. On the work front April 2016 brings Mercury is in your sign so you’re interests gravitate toward study or culture. You may have to travel for work or have longdistance collaborations or a lot of online activity. You should enjoy material benefits or extra earnings this month and it may not be of the question to invest or buy long-term items. Set your priorities, focus on what is essential, and don’t lose yourself in details! During the first two weeks of April 2016 you tend to worry about all kinds of things. You need to relax Libra, April 2016 is a significant month when it comes to your loved one or partner. The Sun and Venus are in your star sign until April 19th, making relationships the focus point of the month. Between April 5th and 30th, Venus brings hope a great opportunity also maybe a new love. On the work front collaborations and contracts are of particular interest during April 2016, generating significant events and important decisions. A lot hinges on the way you communicate and manage to negotiate, in the end. Everything you do in April 2016 has a single purpose: to earn more money. And earn it you will but with a little stress and effort. But all this mental activity has its downsides it is intense and demanding you are at risk of exhaustion. You should sleep as much as you can and give yourself a couple hours break - have massages, listen to relaxation music. And don’t leave your health unchecked.
Scorpio, there’s a lot to say about relationships in April 2016; and a lot of things to say in the relationships themselves. With Mercury in your sign at the moment communication is essential. Later in the month between April 28th and May 22ndMercury is in retrograde this will see a whole lot of commotion some topics will be turned on all sides, other old ones will be brought up again, even sensitive topics will be approached. Words have to be skillfully and carefully wielded because partners getting closer or more distant your life as a couple will hinge on them. Work is productive this month, but it’s important to know how to manage the money you earn. The Sun and Venus in your sign will give you more freedom of action and decision in your field of work. Be prudent when spending and don’t make financial decisions after April 17th!
Sagittarius, Mercury is in your sign throughout the month there may be some restrictions concerning the way you are feeling toward you’re home and love life. Responsibilities need to be shared you feel that certain demands take away from your freedom. If you are single or looking there is considerable potential this month maybe a new, passionate, no-strings-attached romance is on the cards. April 2016 is an active month for you career wise. Dynamic and ambitious Mars is in your sign also Mercury is getting in on the action brining with them initiative and innovation but on the other hand and discipline, and responsibility. Earnings during April 2016 are above average but you have to avoid waste, risk and speculation. This is a great time to better informed regarding your health and the issues you may have been sweeping under the carpet recently.
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puzzle Link The Words
Solutions on page 88
it out
In each of these puzzles, three words are listed. All you have to do is find another word that can either precede or follow each word linking them:
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TRAFFIC
PAPER
TART
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RUBBER
HAIR
AID
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FINGER GAME
TIMES
HOB
MASONRY
ROOM
BILL
CLOTH
POOL
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Sudoku
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Brain Teaser
BOBâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S CAKES...
Bob had a job working as an errand boy. One day he was given the task of collecting boxes of cakes for the Summer Fair. He collected boxes from various people in his local village and each box was labelled in Roman Numerals with the number of cakes in the box. By the time he had collected the last box, he was quite hungry, and really needed to eat at least one cake. Luckily the last box was marked with an XI, meaning there were 11 cakes in it. He had the brain wave of turning the box around and underlining the number to give the impression there were IX, that is 9 cakes. However, after eating the 2 cakes, he was still hungry. How did the he change the number shown on the box again and eat even more cakes, without any one knowing?
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Crossword
Across: 5. Rascal (5) 6. Threefold (6) 7. Take out a loan (6) 9. Criticise unfairly (9) 11. Canteen for soldiers (4) 12. Inexperienced colour? (5) 14. Client (4) 15. Attempt (3) 16. Improvised explosive device(abb) (3) 17. Volcanic output (4) 19. Tycoon (5) 21. Mountain goat (4) 23. Lesson plan (9) 26. Looking glass (6) 27. Slang for telephone (6) 28. Opponent (5) Down: 1. Long-necked ruminant (7) 2. Clean feathers (5) 3. Striped horse (5) 4. Nuisance, misfortune (7) 8. Fever (4) 9. Remote (7) 10. Learned, academic (7) 12. Room for a work-out (3) 13. Nothing, zero (3) 18. Uncle Sam (7) 20. Entrance to garden (4) 22. Infinite (7) 24. Robin Hood and his ---- Men (5) 25. Holy Book (5)
Name The Film
A This Tim Burton remake sees a young boy B win a tour through the most magnificent chocolate factory in the world, led by the world's most unusual candy maker (2005)
Staring Demi Moore this film sees a Millionaire offer $1,000,000 to a young married lovely couple for a night with the wife (1993).
Say What You See...
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The Jokespage
Jokespage
I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: “This is going to be interesting.” Senility Test… How fast can you guess these words? 1. F_ _ K 2. PU_S_ 3. S_X 4. P_N_S 5. BOO_S 6. _ _NDOM Answers: 1. FORK 2. PULSE 3. SIX 4. PANTS 5. BOOKS 6. RANDOM You got all six wrong?....Didn’t you? Well, you aren’t going senile, but you are a pervert!
A sergeant and two men from his unit go into a bar. ‘Would you like a game of pool?” the sergeant asks the attractive barmaid. “No thanks darling,” she replies.“ I’d rather play with your privates.”
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A man is watching a game of golf on the TV, but he keeps switching channels to a dirty movie featuring a lusty couple having raucous sex. ‘I don’t know whether to watch them or the game,’ he says to his wife. ‘For heavens sake, watch them,’ his wife says. ‘You already know how to play golf!’
What’s the best way to contact your long-lost relatives? Win the lottery… Two men are in the office talking about the various gadgets they have on their desks. “So, do you use your Dictaphone much?” asks one. “No,” says the other. “I usually use my finger.”
Two women called at my door and asked which bread I ate. When I said white they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes. I think they were Hovis Witnesses. While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand-new tennis ball and, seeing nobody around, he slipped it into the pocket of his shirts. Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change. A girl standing next to him couldn’t help but notice the bulge. ‘What’s that?’ she asked, pointing at his shorts. “Tennis ball’ came the breathless reply. ‘Oh my gosh,’ said the girl sympathetically…. That must be very painful… I had tennis elbow once!’
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Drain and Leak Solutions - Page 26 www.drainandleak.com t: 951 310 111 or m: 651 111 005 Eyeprint - Page 92 www.eyeprint.es t: 952 906 121 Nueva Andalucia t: 951 310 395 Cabopino Please Quote CostaLink ndi3 Printing - Page 65 www.ndi3printing.com sales@ndi3printing.com
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ACP - Page 51 www.acpproperty.com info@acpproperty.com t: 952 934 527 Claxton Homes - Page 55 www.claxtonhomes.com info@claxtonhomes.com m: 656 476 887 Costa del Home - Page 46 & 47 www.costadelhome.com Costa Rents - Pages 20 & 21 www.costarents.com | info@costarents.com t: 671 093 925 Hilltop Property Services S.L. - Page 33 info@hilltopprops.net t: 951 978 046 m: 600 795 113 Mind Your Own Business - Pages 34 to 37 www.business-sales-spain.com info@business-sales-spain.com t: 951 254 222 or m: 663 061 669 REAS Accredited Agency - Pages 90 & 91 www.reas.es Sun Homes Continential - Page 53 www.sunhomespain.es info@sunhomespain.es t: 952 660 465 m: 666 655 257
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Business
The Beat - Page 69 www.thebeatspain.fm t: 952 468 404 m: 640 678 011
The Removal People- Page 63 karl.theremovalpeople@gmail.com t: 633 855 516
Restaurants & Bars
Barboru Restaurant - Page 25 t: 952 933 158 www.barboru.com Harryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Sports Bar - Page 64 India Lucia, Torrenueva - Page 73 t: 951 407 695 www.indialucia.hpage.com Indian Ocean, Playa Marina - Page 60 t: 952 667 322 or m: 635 055 686 www.indialnocean1.hpage.com Sai Indian Restaurant - Page 44 wwwsairestaurant.es t: 951 254 401 m: 600 098 369 The Terrace - Page 43 terracecalahonda.gmail.com m: 627 192 545
Satellite Television
Costasys IPTV Packages - Page 40 & 41 www.costasys.com/iptv.htm info@costasys.com t: 952 939 592 Focus Home Entertainment - Page 12 m: 664 354 545 GBTV - Page 69 m: 603 258 751 Oakley Automated Living - Page 42 hello@oakleyal.com www.oakleyal.com m: 671 788 241
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Business
Satellite Television Continued
Telephone and Internet Services
Orbit - Page 33 info@orbitsl.com www.orbitsl.com t: 952 802 457 m: 654 758 415 The Sky Doctor - Page 49 www.theskydoctor.com info@theskydoctor.com t: 952 763 840 or m: 635 400 099 TV-One - Pages 81 www.tvonespain.com info@tvonespain.com t: 951 310 437
Shops
Costasys IPTV Packages - Page 40 & 41 www.costasys.com/iptv.htm info@costasys.com t: 952 939 592 Orbit - Page 33 info@orbitsl.com t: 952 802 457 or m:654 758 415
Vending Machines
Superpool - Page 48 www.superpoolspain.com paul@superpoolspain.com m: 629 530 233
Boutique Nicole - Pages 10 & 11 t: 952 927 245 Curtain & Bedding Shop - Page 23 www.curtainandbeddingshop.com thecurtainandbeddingshop@hotmail.com t: 952 897 477 The Frock Exchange - Page 9 t: 689 119 520
Web Design
Sign D Sign - Page 16 www.signdsign1.com info@signdsign1.com m: 603 464 582
Window Cleaning Service
Signs
Swimming Pool Services
Key Media Group - Page 15 www.keymediagroup.net info@keymediagroup.net t: 952 934 805 or m: 666 666 998 Spanglish Webs - Page 68 www.spanglishwebs.com info@spanglishwebs.com m: 691 660 187
Steve Reynolds - Page 73 stevereynolds2009@hotmail.com t: 677 711 324
Advasol - Page 22 www.advasolsolution.com info@advasolsolutions.com t: 951 965 309 or m: 664 871 133
Wine On-Line
Wines 4 Fun - Page 7 www.wines4fun.com t: 952 230 888
Advertise your business in our new on-line business directory for only 95â&#x201A;Ź a year! info@costalinkmagazine.com t: 951 254 222 or m: 663 061 669
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puzzle Trivia Quiz Answers
1) Shrove Tuesday 2) 32 3) Copper and Tin 4) Karaoke 5) Red 6) California 7) Nitrous Oxide 8) Respondez sâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;il vous plait 9) 21 10) Within the sound of the Bow Bells 11) Full House 12) November 30th 13) Federal Bureau of Investigation 14) Left 15) Romania 16) The Star Spangled Banner 17) Russian roulette 18) White & Red 19) S.O.S. 20) Modified 21) Volkswagen 22) Bermuda Traingle 23) Tooth Enamel 24) Rear 25) The Canary Islands 26) North Atlantic Treaty Organization 27) Blimp/Hot Air Balloon/Airship 28) Florida 29) A Thousand 30) Mount Rushmore
Answers from 26, 78 & 79
it out
Link The Words 1) Jam 2) Nail
3) Band
4) Board 5) Table
Guess The Celeb a) Ewan Mcgregor
b) Barbara Windsor
Brain Teaser Solution: He could add an S to the IX to give the impression there were supposed to be 6 cakes in the box, thus eating 5 cakes in total.
Crossword Solution
Sudoku Solution
Name The Film
a) Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) b) Indecent Proposal (1993)
Say What You See
1) One Step Forward, Two Steps Back
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2) Laid Back
3) Teeny Bopper
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