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Although her adult self was confident, there was a part of her that was scared. We worked with this using positive statements, the appropriate muscles, neurolymphatic and neurovascular points on the body, and within a couple of sessions her stomach pains had disappeared and she actually looked forward to her presentations. I didn´t treat her stomach, I asked her body/mind what it needed and this was revealed in the appropriate order for this client.

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Kinesiology does not diagnose or treat illnesses. It works on a system of Priority, This means your body/mind priority.

With every kinesiology session I go on a journey with my client. I do not know where we are going to go initially. The destination is decided by my client, then, with their permission I enter their energy field and begin to ask questions. The client´s body/mind tells me what the troubling issue is and also gives me clues for the appropriate direction to take. We follow the signposts and eventually arrive at the destination. The balance may include; working with positive statements, change of diet, exercise, flower essences, whatever is appropriate.

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As the fields get dryer and the days get longer and warmer, there,s plenty to look forward to in the months ahead. After a long wet winter spent stabled, and some time spent munching hay in a muddy paddock, your horse will think all his birthdays have come at once, when he finds himself kicking his heels up in a field of fresh spring grass. It may be a relief to leave the damp dark days behind you,but beware Spring brings its own health problems for your horse. The first flush of fresh spring grass can cause Laminitis a painfull, and potentially crippling condition which causes inflamation of the sensative laminae which lie between the hoof and the bone of the foot (Pedal Bone) Traditionally considered a disease of fat ponies grazing on lush grass, but it can affect any horse, donkey or mule and can be caused by overeating or any condition that leads to toxaemia or septicaemia, such as retention of foetal membranes after foaling, or excessive trauma to the feet, it can be an acute or chronic condition. In the acute disease severe pain in the feet is a constant sympton, the horse is generally distressed, and a bounding pulse can be felt in the arteries underneath the fetlocks.

The front feet tend to be more effected than the back, and as a result the horse tends to stand with his hind legs under his body, and his front legs extended in a bid to lessen the weight bearing and therefore the pain. In less effected cases the horse will stand alternately lifting one foot then the other. Later in the course of the condition the foot feels cold whilst the coranary band is hot. Separation occurs between hoof and pedal bone, this together with the pull of the deep flexor tendon can cause rotation of the pedal bone, the point of the rotated pedal bone puts pressure on the sole of the foot causing it to flatten from its normal concave position.In severe cases the bone penatrates the foot. If the separation between hoof and pedal bone is

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extensive then further complications develop, the unsupported bony colomn sinks within the foot causing long term changes that are very difficult to control.

Irreversable changes occur within the first twelve hours so prompt treatment is essential, this is aimed at preventing further damage and reducing the effect of the loss of blood supply to the laminae. In mild cases carefully controlled light exercise can be attempted in the early stages in an attempt to improve the blood supply to the foot, but if any sinking has commenced then light exercise will not help.

Stabling on a litter that supports the sole is essential, a mixture of peat and sand is best, but wood bark will suffice. In all but the mildest of cases the fitting of a heart bar shoe will support the pedal bone. In severe acute cases surgical removal of the front wall of the hoof may be necessary, some acute cases do not respond well to treatment and in severe cases euthanasia is the kindest option. So try to avoid this terribly painfull condition and make sure your horse or pony is not overweight by feeding according to workload. If your horse or pony is diagnosed with laminitis then feeding a forage based diet or feeds that are recognised by the lamanitic trust such as Dodson & Horrels Safe & Sound If feeding forage only, then hay with alfalfa (Lucerne) Alfalfa contains essential minerals that the horse can utilize to improve hoof quality, but ensure plenty of water is available to avoid the risk of impaction colic. Soaking hay for a couple of hours will assist in the water intake and also remove some of the protien and carbohydrate. Always contact your vet if you suspect your horse to be suffering from this condition,in most cases your vet and farrier will work together and soon have your horse on the road to recovery. So dust off your tack, and start looking forward to many hours of fun we can have with our horses now that summer is on the way. Next months topic Sweet Itch.

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The evening sitting was completed without lights, which had all blown in the afternoon, candles and Jane Charles again doing a sterling job with no lights..

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We have just reopened, some TEN WEEKS later (March 10th) and even though we still have damage to several areas, we ARE BACK for 2010 in this our FOURTH YEAR offering a Lounge Bar & Grill Concept. Our menu is more of a lighter variety with the dearest dish being â&#x201A;Ź18 - With summer coming we will be offering BBQâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, Hog Roasts and Entertainment as usual.

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A new chef Andrew, New concept pop in ( just for a drink, a snack, tea /coffee with HOMEMADE cakes ,or try from the menu) and say hello - The quality, friendly service all at affordable prices to suit all.

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Phone 672028226 Open Tuesday – Sunday 1000 – 1800 After a wonderful meal at Portside I felt I should pass my experience on to others.

The Restaurant/Bar is situated in Fuengirola Port on the front line (marina) with lovely views from the terrace overlooking the Yachts moored directly in front.

There is a wide selection of homemade English Fayre as well as English Seafood & traditional Pie and Mash. This includes All Day Breakfast’s, Homemade Chillies, Lasagne, Burgers and Homemade Chips, and much more, there is also a large Vegetarian selection available along with a Full Children’s menu, and deserts and not forgetting the daily specials & Traditional Sunday Roast.

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Quiz - 80â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Quiz. Sisters Bar, The Strip, Calahonda.

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Live Entertainment - Mad Terry, from 5pm Shaggys, Fuengirola Port, Courtyard.

Sunday Roast - 1pm - 10pm, The Far Isle, Riviera del Sol.

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A drunk driver was arrested in Germany after he accidentally rang the police instead of a breakdown service when he had a flat tyre.

Before he realised who he was speaking to, the 31-year-old let it slip that he had no licence and was driving under the influence.

The civil servant, who lost his licence eight years ago, had a blow out in the western town of Monheim while driving a car borrowed from a friend.

He had a blood alcohol level that was seven times the legal limit, and when he tried to call the German equivalent of the AA he became confused and dialled the emergency number for the police.

The drunken man phoned and said: "My car is broken and I need you to come and fix it.

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A Monheim police spokesman said: "He wanted us to come quickly, so we did."

A Frenchman was arrested for drunk driving after taking his car to a police station to distribute Alcoholics Anonymous pamphlets there, police said Wednesday.

Gendarmes in the eastern town of NeufBrisach smelt alcohol on the 56-year-old's breath when he arrived with the leaflets on Monday. They tested his blood and found it contained nearly double the permitted alcohol level. The man had a previous conviction for drunk driving, police said. Police confiscated his licence and released him after ordering him to appear in court in December, when he faces a maximum sentence of up to four years in jail and a fine of 9,000 euros

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• Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.

• Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

• The last person that quit or was fired will be the one held responsible for everything that goes wrong - until the next person quits or is fired.

• The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

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• If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.

• People are always available for work in the past tense.

• If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

• When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

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Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

• There is never enough time to do it right the first time, but there is always enough time to do it over.

• There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.

• You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.

• No one phones in sick on Wednesdays.

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• Success is just a matter of luck, just ask any failure.

• Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing.

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Monday - Marbella (fairground site on east side) Tuesday - Fuengirola (fairground near Los Boliches) Wednesday - Estepona (Avda.

Juan Carlos) La Cala - Feria ground Thursday - San Pedro (Recinto Ferial) Alhaurin el Grande - (La Fama) Friday - Alhaurin el Grande (Bar Aquamania) Saturday - Coin (Calle Urbano Pineda) La Cala - Feria ground.

Sunday - Puerto Estepona

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Marbella: Cinesur Plaza del Mar 952 766 941 La CaĂąada 902 333 231 Puerto Banus: Gran Marbella 952 810 077 Coin: La Trocha 951 315 039 Fuengirola Cinesur Miramar 902 221 622

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Marbella 952 761 100 San Pedro 952 453 020 La Cala de Mijas 952 493 208 Fuengirola 952 589 300 Estepona 952 801 100

Emergency number 080 Marbella 952 774 349 Estepona 952 804 483 Fuengirola 952 461 046 British Ireland Denmark Sweden Germany France U.S.A

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“Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.” Charlie Chaplin “My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.” Ellen DeGeneres "I'm so unlucky that if I was to fall into a barrel of nipples I'd come out sucking my thumb." Freddie Starr.

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them. Lily Tomlin Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!”

Billy Connelly.

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BRITISH: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision.

IRISH: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

BRITISH: This is the Captain of a British navy ship. I say again,divert YOUR course.

IRISH: Negative. I say again, You will have to divert YOUR course.

BRITISH: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER HMS BRITIANNIA! THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE BRITISH ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT IS 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP. IRISH: We are a lighthouse. Your call.

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Assuming that you don't know anyone else's birthday, and that birthdays are uniformly distributed throughout a 365 day year, what position in line gives you the best chance of being the first duplicate birthday?

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•We all know that’s unlucky to walk under a ladder or a four leafed clover brings good luck, but did you know; •Cut your hair on Good Friday to prevent headaches in the year to come •For good luck throughout the year, wear new clothes on Easter.

•Bats in the house are either a death or a sign that the humans will soon be leaving.

•If your right ear itches, someone is speaking well of you.

If your left ear itches, someone is speaking ill of you.

•A bed changed on Friday will bring bad dreams.

•To dream of a lizard is a sign that you have a secret enemy.

•Sparrows carry the souls of the dead, it's unlucky to kill one.

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•An onion cut in half and placed under the bed of a sick person will draw off fever and poisons.

•A mirror should be covered during a thunderstorm because it attracts lightning.

•The seventh son of a seventh son has magic powers, according to Irish folklore, but is a vampire in Romanian legend.

•The devil can enter your body when you sneeze. Having someone say, "God bless you," drives the devil away.

•If an owl hoots at the moment of childbirth, the child will have an unhappy life •If a pregnant woman sees a donkey the child will grow wise and well behaved •Women should not whistle, for it encourages evil spirits to visit them.

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100g dripping or butter 900g stewing lamb , cut into large chunks 3 lamb kidneys, sliced, fat removed 2 medium onions , chopped 4 carrots , peeled and sliced 25g plain flour 2 tsp Worcestershire sauce 500ml lamb or chicken stock 2 bay leaves 900g potatoes , peeled and sliced Method 1.Heat oven to 160C/fan 140C/gas 3. Heat some dripping or butter in a large shallow casserole dish, brown the lamb in batches, lift to a plate, then repeat with the kidneys.

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Sprinkle over the flour, allow to cook for a couple of mins, shake over the Worcestershire sauce, pour in the stock, then bring to the boil. Stir in the meat and bay leaves, then turn off the heat. Arrange the sliced potatoes on top of the meat, then drizzle with a little more dripping.

Cover, then place in the oven for about 1½ hrs until the potatoes are cooked.

3.Remove the lid, brush the potatoes with a little more dripping, then turn the oven up to brown the potatoes, or finish under the grill for 5-8 mins until brown.

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Maria ran downstairs to her mother and said: "Mama, Mama, Tony has a big hairy chest."

"Don't worry, Maria," the mother said: "All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs.

He'll take good care of you." So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants, exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother: "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he has hairy legs!" "Don't worry," her mother said: "All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and

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he'll take good care of you." So up she went again. When she got up there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs: "Mama, Mama, Tony has a foot and a half!" "Stay here and stir the pasta," the mother said: "This is a job for Mama."

The Vicar noticed the bride was distressed so asked what was wrong. She replied that she was awfully nervous and afraid she would not remember what to do. He told her that she only needed to remember 3 things.

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Golf Tips And Tricks Releasing the Coil.

By Mark Sibley of Miraflores Golf Academy

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Last month I talked about Coil and Release concentrating on the back swing to ensure you use it correctly, putting you in a fully coiled position at the top of your backswing swing to release all your power through the golf ball as you play a shot, now with the coil in place and the loaded sensation at the top of your backswing position this month is about how to release and achieve the most from it.

As you have practiced the coil to load in the back swing I am sure you will have experienced a new sensation as you play a shot, it feels as if you put no effort into playing the ball with a light sensation and click as the club head makes contact, more important the ball flies longer and straighter, this is because the body has released from the coil finishing in the correct follow through position with perfect timing.

The first job as you practice releasing the coil is to finish in the same follow through position each time, just think about it give yourself a finishing position for your body that you know must be the same every time you play a shot regardless of what club you have in your hand will give you far more chance to repeat.

We will work on the lower body your objective is to finish each swing with your belt buckle facing the target and your back foot set to its toe knees on the same line and your weight transferred to the front foot.

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slide, the turn is more powerful whipping the hip around the spine using it as an axel, as you practice the lower body movement try to make sure the right hip pushes left hip out of the way creating a turn of your hips that transfers your body weight within the width of your stance.

In the picture you can see the use of an obstacle such as your golf bag will help you to develop the turn and recognize a slide when it appears, position the obstacle so that if you slide before turn you will touch it, make sure it will not obstruct the path of your club as you swing, then as you practice hold your finish position checking that you have transferred your weight and completed the turn.

Work on the lower body release movement this month and should you require any further help or assistance with your game please contact me at the Academy , letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s get out there and lower that score.

MARK SIBLEY

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A look at what's in store for you during April...

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You'll have plenty of busy days this month, thanks to three planets in Taurus, the hardest-working sign in the Star Business. They'll be passing through your house of love affairs.

Capricorn Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t think about work until the 25th, and then, somehow work will become fun!

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You'll have a lot to say this month, and several planets in sturdy, nononsense Taurus will help you to get it all out. Most conversations will focus on the past. Say your piece, it's good to clear the air and let things go.

Virgo

Money issues may drive you crazy this month; you may have the possibility of a whole new change of job. Are you ready? It may be a simple raise, bonus or promotion, but also a whole new line of work.

How exciting You are extremely fiery and passionate. Around the 3rd, 5th, and 25th, you'll be in the mood to take on just about anyone. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t let jealousy become an issue. Be sure not to spend your money frivolously around the 7th or 26th.

If there's anything you've been putting off, regardless of the category, you'll need to take care of it between April 7th and July 21st or forever hold your peace. Use the three weeks from the 17th - to take care of unfinished business.

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Prepare yourself, for an extremely romantic month. Bringing back old memories of someone you used to care for. They're probably still thinking of you, too, but you won't know if you don't contact them.

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You may consider starting something new - and that's a great idea.

Just don't sign anything you'll be bound to after the 17th, to be safe, don't make any promises after the 15th. Wait until May 10th to finalize arrangements.

You may need to figure out what's really been going on between you and a certain someone. They'll be just as fascinated as you, and if you're both single, you may become an item. Be sure you have solutions to old problems.

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The Sun's passage through your sign will give you a boost of energy this month, turning you into a magnet for the attention of others. If you're attached, Mercury's retrograde will bring back good memories. Try to remember them all.

Your lover or your work? Both will want every moment of your time.

Since there are 24 hours in a day, if you allow 8 hours for sleep, 8 for work, and 8 for play, you'll do just Sagittarius fine.

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