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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Panadol also has a generic name of Paracetamol. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Nurofen is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

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to look over the dog, the next statement didn't make the situation any more normal. "I should warn you. I do something that's a little strange". Unperturbed, I continued my examination. When I reached the hips of the dog. A strange-no a remarkable thing happened. For as my hands touched the dogs upper thighs, the owner of the dog began violently and loudly burping. She belched uncontrollably until I removed my hands from her dog. Shocked, I asked if she was ok. "I feel their pain" was her response. The belching continued as I felt over her dog "Maxine's" back legs. There were no broken bones. Just bruises. By this point I was holding back a torrent of laughter that had built up like a cyclone in my belly. Yes, according to my friend, she 'feels' animals pain and 'heals' them by 'burping' out their waste products. Not a normal way to heal an animal, but an alternative 'alternative' therapy!

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Also, it is difficult to measure how much 'quality of life' is improved if you lose some weight. Many people feel better in themselves and have more energy.

Waist size is another measure. Your increased health risk is greater when the extra fat is mainly around your waist ('apple shaped'), rather than mainly on your hips and thighs ('pear shaped'). As a rule, a waist measurement of 102 cm or above for men (92 cm for Asian men) and 88 cm or above for women (78 cm for Asian women) is a significant health risk.

Body mass index (BMI) is a measure of how much of your body is made up of fat. It relates your weight to your height. Your practice nurse can weigh and measure you and tell you your BMI. If your BMI is over 25, but below 30, you are 'overweight'. If it is 30 or above, you are 'obese'.

your weight by 10%: • You are much less likely to develop the conditions listed above, such as diabetes. • If you have high blood pressure, osteoarthritis, or diabetes, these conditions are likely to improve. If you are taking medication for these problems, you may need a reduced dose. • Your chance of dying at any given age is reduced by about 20%. This is mainly because you are less likely to die from heart disease, stroke, diabetes, or obesity related cancers.

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Are you obese or overweight? by Dr David Donaldson

What causes obesity and overweight, and who does it affect?

The best chance of losing weight, and keeping the weight off, is to be committed to a change in lifestyle. This includes eating a healthy diet and doing some regular physical activity. Medicines to help with weight loss are an option in some cases. But, they are not 'wonder-drugs', and you still need to eat less.

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How can I lose weight?

What is more, in most cases, much of the health benefits come with losing the first 5-10% of your weight. This is often about 5-10 kg. (10 kg is about one and a half stone.) If you are obese, on average, if you reduce

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After living in Spain for three months and missing proper fish and chips, we decided to give Peggotty’s in Nueva Andalucia a go, after all we had seen the advert and thought that if is was good enough for Sir Alan Sugar and Theo Phaphitis is probably would be good enough for us too. We arrived just after 7.30 on a typically English type of evening the rain was unbelievable) and it made us feel in need very English meal. And we were really not disappointed. Having been greeted by a very nice waitress who showed us to our table, our first impressions were enhanced by the immaculate décor, a modern trendy style and Chandeliers in a fish and chip shop – Wow! At first we were surprised at the choice on the drinks menu, a number of different wines to choose from as well as beers and soft drinks. After ordering our meals – scampi

and chips with curry sauce and a haddock and chips with mushy peas, the food arrived plenty of scampi with lots of chips and the biggest haddock I have ever seen, again with lots of chips. The curry sauce and mushy peas were served separately making them ideal for sharing. The food looked as good as it tasted it was gorgeous. Then we decided to have a dessert – completely unnecessary we were both quite full but both opted for the apple pie and ice cream and it must have looked like we were having a race to finish it. Feeling completely stuffed we asked for the bill and thought it was very reasonable, we had a lovely dinner in very good surroundings, and will not hesitate to visit again. Sir Alan and Theo obviously have good taste! If you have enjoyed an experience in a restaurant and would like to write a review please send it to us editor@costalinkmagazine.com

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Traditional and Vegetarian Fayre available including: Burgers, Lasagne, Currys, Chillis, Fresh salads, Homemade chips, All day breakfasts and much more. Quorn products, Childrens menu, and a selection of Desserts also available.

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All live sports and premiere league football. Six TV’s and big screen. Full menu, Sunday roast and homemade tapas. Large sun terrace. Open 10amlate, seven days a week. Upstairs Los Jarales.

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Friendly family bar. Tasty homemade food. Value for money specials & tapas. Draught beer from 1€. All sports on large screen. Fun karaoke nights. The Strip, Calahonda Tel: 952 939 579

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Tuesdays Karaoke - Fools bar. El Zoco, Calahonda.

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Thursdays Karaoke - Fools Bar, El Zoco, Calahonda. Karaoke - 9pm, Charleys Bar, Riviera del Sol. Quiz Night - JJ’s Bar, Riviera del Sol. Karaoke- Sisters Bar, The Strip, Calahonda. Quiz - 80’s Quiz. Sisters Bar, The Strip, Calahonda.

Fridays

Fish and Chip Night - The Far Isle, Riviera del Sol.

Saturdays Live Music - Bar Shenanigans, Riviera del Sol. Karaoke - Sister Bar. The Strip, Calahonda.

Sundays

Live Sports, Quiz & Bing Shenanigans, Riviera del Sol.

Sunday Roast & Live Music - Vista Del Mar. 1 till 6pm €10.95 Plus live music. Live Entertainment - Mad Terry, from 5pm Shaggys, Fuengirola Port, Courtyard. Sunday Roast - 1pm - 10pm, The Far Isle, Riviera del Sol. Live Music - 9pm, Charleys Bar, Riviera del Sol.

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Consulates

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British Ireland Denmark Sweden Germany France U.S.A

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Tourist Information

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Bus Stations Marbella 952 764 400 Coin 952 450 366 San Pedro 952 781 396 Estepona 952 800249 For a list of complete times www.andalucia.com/travel/bus Train Timetables 902 240 202 Airports Malaga 952 048 844 Gibraltar 956 773 026

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Fire Brigade

Cinemas

All the Cinemas listed below show films in English as well as Spanish. Call first to check what is showing that week. Marbella: Cinesur Plaza del Mar 952 766 941 La CaĂąada 902 333 231 Puerto Banus: Gran Marbella 952 810 077 Coin: La Trocha 951 315 039 Fuengirola Cinesur Miramar 902 221 622

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Transport

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Markets Monday - Marbella (fairground site on east side) Tuesday - Fuengirola (fairground near Los Boliches) Wednesday - Estepona (Avda. Juan Carlos) La Cala - Feria ground Thursday - San Pedro (Recinto Ferial) Alhaurin el Grande - (La Fama) Friday - Alhaurin el Grande (Bar Aquamania) Saturday - Coin (Calle Urbano Pineda) La Cala - Feria ground. Sunday - Puerto Estepona

Chemists 24 hour chemist Urb. Artola, Ctra. Cadiz Km 194. Marbella. Tel: 952 83 25 89

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It is my pleasure to inform you that there is a W.C. just 9 miles from your home, in the centre of a grove of pine trees. It seats 229 people, and it is open on Thursdays and Sundays. This is an unfortunate situation if you are in the habit of going regularly. You will, no doubt, be glad to hear that some people bring their lunches and make a day of it. I would especially recommend Thursdays, for then there is an Organ accompaniment. The acoustics in the W.C. are excellent; even the most delicate sound can be heard. My son was married in the W.C. and there was such a rush for seats that 10 people had to sit in the same seat. The looks on their faces were very interesting. My wife is sickly but dedicated. She doesn't go regularly, and she hasn't gone for nearly a year. I will be glad to reserve a seat in the W.C. for you, where you will be seen and heard by everyone. Hoping I have been of some assistance.

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Suddenly, it occurred to her that she hadn't noticed a W.C so she wrote the schoolmaster ++ about it

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Picture Puzzles

Sudoku

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Mathematical Teaser

You are on your way to visit your Grandma, who lives at the end of the valley. It's her birthday, and you want to give her the cakes you've made. Between your house and her house, you have to cross 7 bridges, and as it goes in the land of make believe, there is a troll under every bridge! Each troll, quite rightly, insists that you pay a troll toll. Before you can cross their bridge, you have to give them half of the cakes you are carrying, but as they are kind trolls, they each give you back a single cake. How many cakes do you have to leave home with to make sure that you arrive at Grandma's with exactly 2 cakes?

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man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. •Oliver Cromwell decided he didn't want people eating mince pies on Christmas Day, so banned them from doing so in the 17th century. Legally, you still can't. •If a whale is found on the British coast the King can claim the head and the Queen has a legal right to the tail – just in case she needs some new bones for her corset. •In Athens, Greece, a driver's license can be lifted by the law if the driver is deemed either 'poorly dressed' or 'unbathed'. •On the island of Jersey it's against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season. •In Alabama it is illegal to carry a comb in your pocket, because it may be used as a weapon.

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Method Dice the steak, cover with flour and brown, with the bacon, on a medium heat using

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the butter. Peel and chop the onions and brown over a good heat. Add to the meat in a caserole dish. Add raisins and brown sugar and Guinness. Cover the dish, simmer and cook over a lowish heat for 2.5 hours. Add water of the gravy mixuture starts to thicken excessively. Coat a pie dish with half of the pastry and bake. Add the Meat and Gravy mix when cooked and place the remaining pastry on top and bake for 10 minutes or until golden brown. Serve with potatoes and vegtables.

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It is important to develop this coiled to release sensation a swing will not work without it, but with it in place your second step is to work on the release giving you power and control , which I will talk about next month or come in and see me at the academy for a more in depth explanation. A golfer called one of the caddies and asked, "I need a caddy who can count and keep the score. What's 3 and 4 and 5 come to?" "10" said the caddy. "Great, you'll do perfectly!"

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have coiled this can be done using an old drill, by bouncing on your back foot three times you will feel your weight solid on that foot if it has transferred , with your back turned towards target and your arm raised from the shoulder wrist broken and club poised above the shoulder you will have that sensation of coiled to release.

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Both swings can achieve distance for the player but the aggressive player will not be able to repeat with the frequency or show the same level of control as the coil and release player.

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A young boy was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad, and mum had been proudly displayed for all to see. One morning while getting ready for the day, he bounded into the room with his arms outstretched. In his hands were three magnetic letters: G-O-D. “Look what I spelled, Mum!” with a proud smile on his face. “That's wonderful!” his mum praised him. “Now go put them on the fridge so Dad can see when he gets home tonight.” The mum happily thought that her son's Catholic education was certainly having an impact. Just then, a little voice called from the kitchen: “Mum? How do you spell ‘zilla’?”

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he will sell it for 599€, no less. After buying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our farm. I need her to hitch the trailer to our van and drive out here so we can take it home." The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cent a word." Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has 1€ left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word "comfortable". The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your van and drive out here to take that bull back to your farm if you send her the word, "comfortable?'" The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll read it slowly. - - - ("com-for-da-bul" ).

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A look at what's in store for you during January...

Virgo

You'll be hot and attracting a whole lot of attention. Your energy level will be running on high, and - just as an aside - you may need to find a way to work off some of that intensity. Feel free to fill in the blanks with the help of someone delicious!

Libra

Aries

Pisces

Relax while you have the chance. It's going to be an extremely "lively" month. you'll be quite popular and should leave your social calendar open as much as possible to provide for all the unexpected invitations you'll receive.

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Aquarius

If, a loved one begs you to keep something secret, you probably won't want to, but you will. If you agree just because you feel obligated then stop right there. That's not the best reason to do anything. Think it over and make it right with your conscience before you agree.

Taurus

Gemini

A friend may want more from you, and if you're interested, you'll need to wait until after the 9th to explore the possibilities. If you have something important to discuss, no matter who it's with or what the subject is, wait until after the 10th

Will you speak your mind so amazingly well that everyone will be afraid to disagree with you? Or will the Full Moon of the 29th turn you into a peaceful creature? Don't make any choices without thinking things through. By the 29th, you'll have it all figured out.

Cancer

This month if the opportunity to travel presents itself and you can take your mate along, it will be next to impossible to keep you from packing your bags, checking for your passport, and hailing a cab to the airport. At the very least, make plans to go soon. You can charm, and sweep someone off their feet before they ever see you coming. Be fair, don't play games. If you're truly interested, don't wear your heart on your sleeve. Give them just enough to let them know you're there, and see what happens.

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Your month will be split in half. From the 1st on, you'll be focused on helping out with the affairs of siblings, neighbours, and long-time friends. Once the 7th arrives, howCapricorn ever, you'll be able to ease up and enjoy life and that will go double after the 17th.

Scorpio

Single? Well, if that's the case and you'd like your status to change, with very little effort on your part this month it certainly can and will change. If you're already attached, you'll be even closer than before, and quite proud of yourself for making such a wonderful choice.

The fun will really start on the 7th, You have three planets in your house of close relationships and they can't help but get you connected with someone special. If you're attached, you'll have quite the time together, if you're single, prepare to meet your match! It won't matter whether you're single or attached. You'll have so much romance on your hands that you may need to call on an earthy friend to help you separate fact from fiction. If you have that problem financially, however, be sure to consult someone more skilled.

There's a party starting in your house of love affairs, be sure to take your vitamins, for starters, and don't sleep less than eight hours a night until you know you have the Sagittarius right company - the kind that deserves your all-night attention!

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